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🎙️FULL SHOW: Touching The Queen
Liam gets shat on, Belle isn't a Scorpio and Ben gives away 12 grand! Running order: Trump's newest business venture What made you pause the sesh? Currency Quiz: Twelve thousand West African franc Tell us a story no one would believe. Have you touched the queen? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/24/2024 • 29 minutes, 21 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Liam Argues With A Boomer On National Tele
Subjects tackled: What was Liam's protein of choice today? Who's gonna be at Belle's birthday party? There's a new show Snapchat @benliamandbelle New Ben closes the door too loudly Scudda is old Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/24/2024 • 28 minutes, 48 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: King Charles On MAFS 2025
Running order: More Email addresses that didn't age well Charles is going to be on MAFS What did you find out after they died? KID LAROI TIX Love rat: Were you broken up with in the worst way? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/23/2024 • 20 minutes, 20 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: The Old Snapchat Login Details
How much is YOUR haircut? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/23/2024 • 18 minutes, 14 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Belle's Mystery Birthday Present
Come on a journey with us to discover Belle's mystery birthday gift. Will she like it? Probably not. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BELLE! Running Order: Giving Birthday Belle a suspicious gift Liam calls an unsuspecting mother as a “Bin Cop” Obscure celebrity connections: Prince Harry’s medical records Another question about Belle’s present One Bar Star: Chaser version Do you have an embarrassing email address? Belle opens her birthday surprise Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/22/2024 • 28 minutes, 38 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Thank You Beyonce For Changing Country Music
Liam gets a podcast sponsor. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/22/2024 • 18 minutes, 37 seconds
🚫FULL SHOW: Does Your Mum Hate Cops?
Running order: Trump did a shift at Maccas Stories beneath the grease Forbidden folder: What doesn't your Dad want your Mum to know? Winner, winner pick their dinner: A lil piano ditty When did you have to pretend you liked the gift? NSFW: Foul beneath the grease call too raw for radio Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/21/2024 • 28 minutes, 54 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Live Streaming, Turning 30 & Making Wishes at 11:11
All the fallout of our live stream, Belle's stressed about her birthday tomorrow, and we definitely DIDN'T get horny on the weekend. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/21/2024 • 17 minutes
🚫SPECIAL: 7pm Podcast During 24hr Live Stream
Final stretch of our 24 hour live stream. The wheels are off. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/19/2024 • 18 minutes, 20 seconds
🚫SPECIAL: 3am Podcast During 24hr Live Stream
We are going wild in this studio and there are still 16 hours to go.\ Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/18/2024 • 22 minutes, 37 seconds
🎙️ FULL SHOW: Slap Dat Nun
Tonight's the night! We’re streaming for 24hrs Second chance talkback: Dumbbell's onto the peen What did the baby ruin? Liam hopes he doesn't wet the communal bed Weekend wip: Do you love the smell of burning rubber? Why’d they get a slap? Currency Quiz: $300k Sierra Leonean Leone! Some pointers for our Movember live stream Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/18/2024 • 26 minutes, 22 seconds
🚫 OFF AIR: Ben Only Stays In Five Star Hotels (TMOTW)
Remember to tune in to our Movember livestream. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/18/2024 • 28 minutes, 33 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Belle's Accurate Water Bottle
Donald Trump tells us about his dance party ‘Gratey’ Perry 24hr Movember challenge: More challenges Secret Sport: Netball We got new Frank Green drink bottles Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/17/2024 • 14 minutes, 51 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: The Time Teena Met Liam Payne :(
LOTS of gossip in this episode. Teena also learns about the cough button. But not how to use it. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/17/2024 • 20 minutes, 14 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Sometimes They Just Shoot Eachother In The Face
Running order: Costumes that didn't age well Buzzing in when we get bored of Belle’s Victoria Secret chat Who can’t you forgive and why? Movember: More suggestions for the challenge board Love rat: Australia’s most opposite couple Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/16/2024 • 23 minutes, 2 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Let Gillespe Die (What Does Bjorn Want?)
Wednesquay was beautifully prepared today by the amazing Ben Harvey. Also, what happened to Robo Boy and Gillespie? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/16/2024 • 17 minutes, 20 seconds
📹BONUS: Movember Ambassador Tom Boyd
We caught up with the former footy star ahead of our 24 hour livestream to raise awareness for Movember: Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/15/2024 • 4 minutes, 2 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Polyamorous Grandma
"Liam goes to the strippers heaps" is a bit we will NEVER let die. Running order: How’d far’d you fall? One bar star man: Artists that were 21 Obscure celebrity connections: The Milky Bar Kid The Queen was a hoon: Dob in your Nan Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/15/2024 • 25 minutes, 6 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Buying 3¢ Ice Creams In Bali
Do you agree with our ice cream tier list? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/15/2024 • 21 minutes, 52 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: I Don't Think You Eat Barnacles
Fresh from the sea it's gotta be Barnacle Bill's Running Order: Forbidden folder: Have you slept with a celeb? Did you step up in an emergency? Winner, winner pick their dinner: Chicken Kiev Do you have a job that we wouldn't think about? We’re livestreaming for Movember for 24hrs! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/14/2024 • 23 minutes, 56 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Producer Scudda's REAL Age Revealed (ACRA's Recap)
Please, if you know Ant Middleton, DON'T SHOW HIM THIS PODCAST. Lots to unpack here. Mainly the fact that Ben still doesn't know how old anyone is. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/14/2024 • 21 minutes, 54 seconds
🔥BONUS: We Didn't Start The Fire (Aussie Version)
Bringing back an old classic! This won Best Comedy Segment at the Australia Commercial Radio Awards 2024! How good! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/14/2024 • 6 minutes, 20 seconds
🕵️♀️True Crime In 5 Minutes: From Russia With Love
Grave digging is such a wild concept, honestly. Don't have 5 hours spare to get your weekly true crime fix? This is the perfect pod to get true crime in your veins without taking up ten years of your life. Join hosts Ben, Liam & Belle as they recount some of the wildest crime stories from history. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/12/2024 • 7 minutes, 38 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: If We Were The Same Age I Still Wouldn't Date You
Running order: Second chance talkback: Liam’s Michael Cain impression What’s a comment you’ll never forget? Secret sport: UFC Weekend WIP: Belle was the bus monitor at our weddings Risky places for a sesh Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/11/2024 • 20 minutes, 45 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Ben Stews In His Own Juices (TMOTW)
It's time for Team Member of the Week! Thanks to everyone for sticking with us whilst we are short-staffed and frantic! Love you all. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/11/2024 • 23 minutes, 47 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Bloke Chat
Running order: What story did they tell at your 21st? Blokes chat: Ben and Liam talk fishing and footy Tell us your nickname and we’ll guess how ya got it? Gym injuries Currency quiz: We give away ₲100,000!!!!!! Ben’s familiar with Smallzy’s guest this evening Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/10/2024 • 22 minutes, 57 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: At The Movies w/ Ben, Liam, Scudda & Jack
Who wants to come to the movies with us? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/10/2024 • 16 minutes, 20 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: I Wanted To Fart In Her Trumpet
Quote of the show: "No one heard that foreskin story and thought, oh that made me hungry for Mexican food" Running order: What story did they tell at your 21st? Real band or band fake band Did you have a fight with an animal? Love rat: Were you the other woman Katy Perri Perri Sauce One last love rat call: The other man Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/9/2024 • 27 minutes, 55 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Reacting To Liam's TV Appearance
Just a reminder that he's a big piece of shit and the most unfunny human alive. Thanks for the question Ron Schneebly. Belle works her way through the Question Mother-List. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/9/2024 • 19 minutes, 39 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: We Can't Talk About This Show....
Obscure celebrity connections: Cristiano Ronaldo Have you signed an NDA! What can’t you tell us about? Did you make them remove their tatt? One bar star man: Highest selling female artists Who’s the richest person you know? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/8/2024 • 25 minutes, 58 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Liam's A BIG Piece Of Shit
We support Liam in his endeavours. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/8/2024 • 11 minutes, 12 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: People Wake Up In Coffins All The Time
Forbidden folder: Where did you catch them watching something saucy? Eminem’s a Grandpa now What were they buried with? Liam's wife dropping massive birthday present hints More guess your injury calls Winner, winner pick their dinner: Chicken Cacciatore Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/7/2024 • 21 minutes, 51 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Liam Gets Doxxed (REDACTED)
All of this pod is censored. Clickbait Mondays. HOW GOOD ARE MILKY BARS?!?!?!?! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/7/2024 • 19 minutes, 19 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Good Girl
Calling our wives “Good Girls” What’d they say in the bedroom? Second chance talk back: Drunk Nana Tell us your injury and we’ll guess how you got it? Weekend WIP: Mum and Dad are off to the Cat Empire Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/4/2024 • 20 minutes, 12 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Belle Copies Ben's Vote (TMOTW)
A new winner enters the TMOTW lore. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - Facebook See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/4/2024 • 19 minutes, 14 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Belle Goes Ham On A Tiktoker
What’d you walk in on? James Blunt may be legally changing his name Dob in a Mummy’s boy Australia’s steepest fine Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/3/2024 • 24 minutes, 57 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Liam's "Click & Collect" Car Tyres
Would you pay for the 'Hire a Dad" service? Liam = Toll Roads. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - Facebook See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/3/2024 • 23 minutes, 39 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Have Some Crusty Nuggets
Love rat: Did you keep it in the family? What did you do to a rude customer? Luke Honeycombs What caught on fire? Have you not done your tax? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/2/2024 • 27 minutes, 54 seconds
🚫OFF AIR:🚨NEW TEAM MEMBER ALERT🚨
We have a new Executive Producer. Get keen! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/2/2024 • 16 minutes, 50 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Back Alley Antihistamines
Obscure Celebrity Connections: Second Cousin Married Sophie Monk’s Cousin Uber Safari? What’s next What happened in the Uber? One Bar Star Man: Artists who have played the NRL Final Do you know someone who’s a bit dodgy? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/1/2024 • 26 minutes, 8 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Is It A Full Shub?
What kind of shower do you have? We rank the best cutlery known to humankind. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/1/2024 • 13 minutes, 3 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: The List Of Banned Schoolbooks
Running order: Forbidden folder: How long have you been cheating? What went wrong on stage? Winner winner pick their dinner: Roast Chicken Tough Nana’s Liam’s list of banned schoolbooks Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/30/2024 • 26 minutes, 9 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Which Of Belle's Estates Has The Best Catering?
What were YOU doing between 1939 and 1944? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/30/2024 • 22 minutes, 13 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Crying Producers Is Normal (TMOTW)
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/29/2024 • 15 minutes
🕵️♀️True Crime In 5 Minutes: That's Not My Kid
Belle spoils Angelina Jolie Films for fun. Don't have 5 hours spare to get your weekly true crime fix? This is the perfect pod to get true crime in your veins without taking up ten years of your life. Join hosts Ben, Liam & Belle as they recount some of the wildest crime stories from history. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/28/2024 • 7 minutes, 29 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: A Very Stressed Out Nanna
Quote of the show: "She couldn't wait to get on the Shogun' Running order: More escaped death calls Hopeless hubbies Mountain Dua Lipa Second chance talkback: I ‘Pokémon Go’ whilst driving How did you know you weren't the favourite? Weekend wip: Fruit cake at the show Liam’s Nana got confused at an Air Bnb Currency Quiz: $100,000 Ugandan Shilling’s Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/27/2024 • 26 minutes, 12 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: The Custard Monster's Revenge
I think we're just here for the zipline. Taj Ma-HAUL. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/26/2024 • 19 minutes, 36 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Tell Us A Fart Joke And We'll Give You Dumplings
Quote of the show: "Come here dad and give me a kiss on the lips" What looks suss in your house but isn't? What did your family do that you thought was normal, but it wasn’t? Secret Sport Did you let fluffy off the chain? Dumpling blitz One Bar Star Man vs Conrad Sewell Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/26/2024 • 27 minutes, 1 second
🚫OFF AIR: Psychogenic Fecal Retention
Who's not in the room with us right now? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/25/2024 • 17 minutes, 39 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: 19 Kids With 9 Mothers
Quote of the show: 'Marcia Hignes taking it off the apps' Running order: What's the most embarassing moment of your life? Love rat: They’ve had how many kids with how many people? Have you streaked? More people who have Celebrities phone numbers Kylie Minyoghurt covered cranberries See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/24/2024 • 23 minutes, 23 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: My Dad's Dating Someone Younger Than Me
Quote of the show: "I haven't seen The Mentalist, I just know his name's attached to it" Running order: Is your parent dating someone younger than you? Obscure celebrity connection: Warnie and Barnsey Do you have a famous person's number? One bar star man: AFL GF Artists Creative nudes Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/24/2024 • 24 minutes, 11 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Would You Eat Your Mum's Ped-Egg Flakes?
How much money would it take? Mixed with milk, of course. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/24/2024 • 10 minutes, 42 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Drinking Warm Piss
Did you escape death? Did you pull the ol’ switcheroo? Winner, winner pick their dinner: Parma Forbidden folder: What have you done whilst driving? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/23/2024 • 21 minutes, 1 second
🚫OFF AIR: Any International Travel Plans? (Edited...For Now)
We're back doing daily live shows! Join us as we experience life without one of our favourite workmates since they left us. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/23/2024 • 20 minutes, 59 seconds
🕵️♀️True Crime In 5 Minutes: Nobody Knows How She Died
Tune out if you're in Darwin... Don't have 5 hours spare to get your weekly true crime fix? This is the perfect pod to get true crime in your veins without taking up ten years of your life. Join hosts Ben, Liam & Belle as they recount some of the wildest crime stories from history. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/21/2024 • 7 minutes, 51 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Friquay
A special Friday edition of Wednesquay to try and chip away at the mother list. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/19/2024 • 19 minutes, 1 second
🚫OFF AIR: Topic Tennis Redux Ft. Andy
The timeline is messy. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/18/2024 • 7 minutes, 9 seconds
🗒️Bottom Of The Notes: Liam's Hungry
When the diet is hitting too hard. It's "Survey Break!" That weird time that only people in radio understand when we aren't doing live shows for a couple of weeks for no discernable reason. But don't fret, we are scrounging the bottom of our notes app to find some original stories to tide you over until we're back live. Enjoy! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/17/2024 • 1 minute, 14 seconds
🗒️Bottom Of The Notes: Ben vs. Child
Ben couldn't handle the shade thrown at him on the playground. Maybe it gave him flashbacks. Who knows. It's "Survey Break!" That weird time that only people in radio understand when we aren't doing live shows for a couple of weeks for no discernable reason. But don't fret, we are scrounging the bottom of our notes app to find some original stories to tide you over until we're back live. Enjoy! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/16/2024 • 3 minutes, 23 seconds
🗒️Bottom Of The Notes: Belle's "Huge" Announcement
I think we've been punk'd, guys. It's "Survey Break!" That weird time that only people in radio understand when we aren't doing live shows for a couple of weeks for no discernable reason. But don't fret, we are scrounging the bottom of our notes app to find some original stories to tide you over until we're back live. Enjoy! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/15/2024 • 5 minutes, 36 seconds
🕵️♀️True Crime In 5 Minutes: No More Guessing (Allegedly)
Just in case we are questioned by the cops, this whole podcast is alleged. Is Ben Sherlock? Don't have 5 hours spare to get your weekly true crime fix? This is the perfect pod to get true crime in your veins without taking up ten years of your life. Join hosts Ben, Liam & Belle as they recount some of the wildest crime stories from history. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/14/2024 • 7 minutes, 31 seconds
🏃♂️➡️MARATHON: Every Skit*
*It's actually only our 5 faves but I wanted to keep the naming convention the same as the other marathons soz. It's "Survey Break!" That weird time that only people in radio understand when we aren't doing live shows for a couple of weeks for no discernable reason. But don't fret, we are scrounging through our shows to bring together a marathon episode EVERY DAY this week! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/12/2024 • 13 minutes, 8 seconds
🏃♂️➡️MARATHON: Every Currency Quiz
The youngest segment in our marathon series still has a LOT to give. We were ironing it out for a while but having people on the air not knowing about the different currency of the "50 grand" they just won is always hilarious. It's "Survey Break!" That weird time that only people in radio understand when we aren't doing live shows for a couple of weeks for no discernable reason. But don't fret, we are scrounging through our shows to bring together a marathon episode EVERY DAY this week! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/11/2024 • 19 minutes, 44 seconds
🏃♂️➡️MARATHON: Every Obscure Celebrity Connection
We've been doing this for a while. Re-live the most wild connections. It's "Survey Break!" That weird time that only people in radio understand when we aren't doing live shows for a couple of weeks for no discernable reason. But don't fret, we are scrounging through our shows to bring together a marathon episode EVERY DAY this week! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/10/2024 • 42 minutes, 30 seconds
🏃♂️➡️MARATHON: Every One Bar Starman
It's hard to believe how good Liam is at this...Regardless of the clear advantage of not being down a phone line. It's "Survey Break!" That weird time that only people in radio understand when we aren't doing live shows for a couple of weeks for no discernable reason. But don't fret, we are scrounging through our shows to bring together a marathon episode EVERY DAY this week! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/9/2024 • 47 minutes, 7 seconds
🏃♂️➡️MARATHON: Every Donald Trump Appearance
I really miss the "Liam's just gone to the bathroom" bit we used to preface these skits with. Oh well. It's "Survey Break!" That weird time that only people in radio understand when we aren't doing live shows for a couple of weeks for no discernable reason. But don't fret, we are scrounging through our shows to bring together a marathon episode EVERY DAY this week! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/8/2024 • 17 minutes, 57 seconds
🕵️♀️True Crime In 5 Minutes: DNA In The 80's
Don't have 5 hours spare to get your weekly true crime fix? This is the perfect pod to get true crime in your veins without taking up ten years of your life. Join hosts Ben, Liam & Belle as they recount some of the wildest crime stories from history. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/7/2024 • 6 minutes, 24 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: I Missed My Plane And It Crashed
Running order: Second chance talkback: Bones under the house Did you have a big night before the big day? Donald Trump calls his son Barron before his first day in college Pranks gone wrong Weekend whip: You’re going to the Rosemont... Again? How many cats do you have? More serious injury, silly reason calls Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/6/2024 • 27 minutes, 29 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Family Meeting... (Andy's Farewell)
Andy takes home his final gong as we say goodbye to our fearless leader. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/6/2024 • 21 minutes, 56 seconds
🗞️BIT: We Were On The Daily Mail...
Ben got DIVORCED!?!?!?!? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/5/2024 • 2 minutes, 4 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Ben's Temu Sheets
Liam doesn't shop at Shein, Ben doesn't shop at Shein, and Belle DOES shop at Shein. Quote of the show: "He must've just liked Mythbusters" Running order: Have you got Shein shame? The Memepod Network Why did the teacher get fired? We made the Daily Mail Serious injury, silly reason Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/5/2024 • 24 minutes, 2 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Category Badminton
PREMIERING A BRAND NEW GAME! Skip about 1 minute and 10 seconds if you don't care about the call we played from the show xx Andy decides to play. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/5/2024 • 23 minutes, 6 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: A Moment Of Silence For Hvaldimir
Liam didn't read the full story about a spy, Belle DID read the story and got mad, and Ben came up with a fitting compromise for the tense moment that was created. Quote of the show: "There was that time I almost cost us 2 million dollars" - Liam Running order: Love rat: Did you bust them cheating? “006” the Spy Whale Calling Amelia to get her the day off Biggest work eff ups Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/4/2024 • 25 minutes, 40 seconds
🌊BIT: Liam's Tone Deaf Skit
Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/4/2024 • 2 minutes, 52 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: The Team Hierarchy Explained
No Teena, No Scudda, No Time. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/4/2024 • 13 minutes, 10 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Butter Up The Butt
Ben doesn't wanna be pissed on, Liam gets a massive challenge, and Belle defends everyone's kinks. Quote of the show: "Is someone selling a cow behind you?" Running order: What are they saved in your phone as? Obscure celebrity connections: Hugh Jackman’s letters Did they have an odd request in the bedroom? One Bar Starman almost gets done in What did you drive into? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/3/2024 • 26 minutes, 30 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Short-hand
What's the best car body? Andy knows short-hand. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/3/2024 • 21 minutes, 32 seconds
🥵BIT: What Song Do You Bonk To?
This is not a thing in the Harvey household, apparently. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/2/2024 • 4 minutes, 37 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: The Ol' Shrivelling Ovaries
Belle lets us in on a bedroom secret, Liam is hijacking a romantic getaway, and Ben wakes someone up from a nap. Quote of the show: "You got yourself a formaldehyde bro, you gotta look out for them" Running order: Worst first dates? Did they hijack the holiday? Forbidden folder: Songs you bonk too? Did they come crawling back? Winner, winner pick their dinner: Sorry for waking you up Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/2/2024 • 21 minutes, 47 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Don't Boast, Draco
Ben was at Foxsports for an unknown reason and Liam hits us with three tantalising words. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/2/2024 • 16 minutes, 59 seconds
🕵️♀️True Crime In 5 Minutes: 1990's Psychologist
Surely the psych could've intervened at an earlier point? Don't have 5 hours spare to get your weekly true crime fix? This is the perfect pod to get true crime in your veins without taking up ten years of your life. Join hosts Ben, Liam & Belle as they recount some of the wildest crime stories from history. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/31/2024 • 5 minutes, 59 seconds
💯Weekly Best Bits #20
If you're new to Ben, Liam and Belle, WELCOME! If you're a regular listener, welcome back. If you listen sometimes, that's OK too...for now. This is a small compilation of our favourite radio bits of the week. If you like what you hear, check out our daily shows and off-air podcasts! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/30/2024 • 20 minutes, 57 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: My Grandma's Nipple Piercing
Ben, Laim and Belle all call someone's boss to try and get them a day off work. Quote of the show: "he locked the chef ion the bathroom of a nightclub" Running order: Second chance talkback: Tackled him and he pissed himself Grandparents gone wild Weekend whip: Going to Andre Rieu What happened on your L’s? More weapon under the bed calls Big Day Off: Leah get’s a public holiday Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/30/2024 • 23 minutes, 57 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: #ChooseHate (TMOTW)
Lots of talk over, lots of hate and lots of Zara. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/30/2024 • 26 minutes, 53 seconds
🚽BIT: "I Locked The Kid In The Aeroplane Toilet"
Have you ever had a run in with a little shit? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/29/2024 • 4 minutes, 40 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: The Vase That Withstood Jesus
Liam brought up Jesus, Belle brought up Hurricanes, and Ben brought up Euros. Quote of the show: "It's father's day this weekend get in there and work your magic" Running order: What’s the weapon under the bed? Trump's releasing a new line of toys Did you see too much of your Mum? Have you had a run in with a little shit? Currency quiz: $1,000,000 Lebanese Pounds Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/29/2024 • 23 minutes, 30 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: #RuleReform
Belle's too busy typing to contribute. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/29/2024 • 15 minutes, 24 seconds
👨BIT: My Dad Let Me Touch A Dead Body
What did your dad let you do that he shouldn't have? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/28/2024 • 7 minutes, 59 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Avicii Is Really Bad At Replying To Emails
Ben's dad let him do something wild, Belle doesn't think shower sex is any good, and Liam is intrigued by the new Bachelor season. Quote of the show: "Hello it's Andrew Tate" Running order: The Golden Bachelor is coming to Aus Tell us a story we wouldn't believe Obscure celebrity connection: Bill Gates is a tight arse Celebs are endorsing our big day off Love rat: What’s one thing you’ve done in the bedroom, you’ll never do again What did your Dad let you do that he probably shouldn't have? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/28/2024 • 28 minutes, 37 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Pipe Gunning A Fox Bat
Wednesquay and gaming stream debrief. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/28/2024 • 23 minutes, 7 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Texting Triple 0
Ben claims the station has NEVER had a wild party, Liam asks whuy Gen Z doesn't answer phone calls, and Belle doesn't know what rhymes with "door." Quote of the show: "Gonna try and kill him and bury him at sea" Running order: What happened at the wild work party Have you set a trap? Texting triple zero One bar star man: One hit wonders Were you hero? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/27/2024 • 28 minutes, 35 seconds
☎️BIT: Young People Don't Answer The Phone Anymore
We are part of the problem, aren't we? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/27/2024 • 2 minutes, 12 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Teena Can't Count To Three
Brownlow and poo chat xx Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/27/2024 • 22 minutes, 22 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: It's Unfortunate That Murders 𝘋𝘖 Happen
Belle asks an inappropriate question about a liquefied body, Ben plays a sea shanty, and Liam gives us a look into the new world of smell-o-vision. Quote of the show: "RUN AND DON'T LOOK BACK" Running order: Forbidden folder: Have you lived in a murder house? Smell-o-vision doesn't sound fun What happened at sea? Winner, winner pick their dinner: Mumma’s making Kantong What did your boss make you do other than your job? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/26/2024 • 23 minutes
🚫OFF AIR: Turbulence - Lil Jon ft. Steve Aoki & Laidback Luke
Clickbait Mondays and a throwback to the best club bangers of the early 2010s Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/26/2024 • 16 minutes, 51 seconds
🕵️♀️True Crime In 5 Minutes: 280,000 Messages
Surely you'd realise if your spouse got 500 messages per day? Don't have 5 hours spare to get your weekly true crime fix? This is the perfect pod to get true crime in your veins without taking up ten years of your life. Join hosts Ben, Liam & Belle as they recount some of the wildest crime stories from history. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/24/2024 • 7 minutes, 41 seconds
💯Weekly Best Bits #19
If you're new to Ben, Liam and Belle, WELCOME! If you're a regular listener, welcome back. If you listen sometimes, that's OK too...for now. This is a small compilation of our favourite radio bits of the week. If you like what you hear, check out our daily shows and off-air podcasts! Quote of the week: "Arguments in parliament continue....Albanese" Running Order: Labor convention Forbidden Folder: The woman born with 2 vaginas Currency quiz! Have you ever had to wear a disguise? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/23/2024 • 14 minutes, 37 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Green Pus On My Face
Liam covers an Amy Winehouse classic, Belle runs us through another celebrity divorce, and Ben cringes at an interview. Quote of the show: "She wanted to dance naked with me" Running order: Second chance talkback: He wanted me “Thicker” Did he pull out the guitar? Give us your partner’s last name and we’ll tell you which is better! Weekend whip: Is that a sex thing? What ruined your holiday? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/23/2024 • 19 minutes, 2 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Belle Bribes The Jury (TMOTW)
Classic Belle antics on display here. Happy Friday! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/23/2024 • 26 minutes, 44 seconds
👴BIT: The 𝘔𝘢𝘯 Laroi
The Kid LAroi turned 21 today! He is a Kid no more. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/22/2024 • 1 minute, 26 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: My Dog Ate My Car Keys
Liam is worried about the Kid Laroi, Ben spins a wheel with currencies on it, and Belle says OH HELLO. Quote of the show: "Losing my multi makes me want to lash out" Running order: Have you worn a disguise? The Man Laroi Honeymoons from hell Currency quiz: $50,000 Ugandan Shillings Real excuse that sounds fake Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/22/2024 • 23 minutes, 24 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: You Can Always Turn To Crime (Belle's Debt)
This may be the funniest podcast I've been a part of, here are some quotes from it: "You owe me one pound of flesh" - Liam "I zoned out about 3 minutes ago" - Teena "With the loan, is that fixed or variable?" - Jack "Am I taking this more seriously than you are?" - Andy "I have no friendship with Ben" - Belle "Last time I fed him rocks he wasn't happy" - Ben "Heston Blumenthal" - Scudda Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/22/2024 • 25 minutes, 37 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Ben's Curtain Room
Ben reveals a tidbit about his childhood, Liam takes us INSIDE the Labor Party convention, and Belle runs us through why men are pigs. Quote of the show: "You slept in a crevice?" Running order: Love rat: Men are pigs If Aussies carried on like Americans at political rallies How did you know you were poor? Christmas day drama Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/21/2024 • 26 minutes, 35 seconds
🎸BIT: If Labor Did A Convention Like The USA
Lil John was busy so we called upon some Aussie bands to delegate votes in our primary. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/21/2024 • 3 minutes, 14 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Discussing Our Radio Regrets
Still can't believe Belle would do that. What's YOUR Maccas order? Scudda wasn't in the podcast and he said that his is a small triple cheeseburger meal with a Coke Zero xx Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/21/2024 • 20 minutes, 37 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: My Step-Dad Dated My Sister
Liam shows us the new Russian tourism advert, Belle questions a man who was shot in the face, and Ben doesn't like Liam giving the callers a chance in One Bar Starman. Quote of the show: "I thought it was some sort of gang thing" Running order: Obscure celebrity connections Who in your family don’t you talk to anymore? Russian tourism campaign What’s in ya phone notes? One bar star: He’s getting cocky now What saved ya life? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/20/2024 • 29 minutes, 8 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Switzerland = Sweden (We're Time Poor)
We learn a lot about Ben in this pod. For a video of Ben kicking a sex toy off of a window, hit up the Ben Liam and Belle Alpha squad Facebook page. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/20/2024 • 18 minutes, 1 second
🎙️FULL SHOW: I Have Genital Warts, But It's Fine I'm Getting Surgery
Liam deepthroats a cone, Belle is intrigued by female genitalia, and Ben didn't watch the Logies. Quote of the show: "You said it was lumpy and all I could think of was a Chokito" Running Order: Terrible tats Forbidden folder: “I have two Vaginas” Why’d you leave the one-night stand? Winner, winner, pick their dinner: Steak and potato Kitchen disasters Cones and I Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/19/2024 • 28 minutes, 23 seconds
🫢BIT: Evelyn Has TWO Vaginas
Evelyn was born with a rare anatomy difference. We learn how daily life is with such a different body. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/19/2024 • 3 minutes, 27 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Where's Andy? (Ben Fights Lady)
Don't tell Ben how to pump petrol. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - Facebook See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/19/2024 • 20 minutes, 35 seconds
🕵️♀️True Crime In 5 Minutes: Threesome Gone Wrong
This guy takes being the third wheel in a threesome to a whole new level… Don't have 5 hours spare to get your weekly true crime fix? This is the perfect pod to get true crime in your veins without taking up ten years of your life. Join hosts Ben, Liam & Belle as they recount some of the wildest crime stories from history. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/17/2024 • 6 minutes, 15 seconds
🎙️ FULL SHOW: How To Bake A Vodka Chocolate Cake
We hear your most creative strategies for sneaking alcohol past security plus the return of the ol classic: Liam stuffing his mouth full of food and singing a song for tickets to the concert of a popular artist. Never gets old! Quote of the show: “That baboon was going for a kill shot!” Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/16/2024 • 25 minutes, 40 seconds
🚫 OFF AIR: The Black Magistrate
Scudda’s new nickname drops. Plus Guglielmus picks up a well deserved TMOTW - whoever that may be! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/16/2024 • 27 minutes, 28 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Win A Trip To North Korea
Liam takes us on a virtual tour of a once closed-off nation, Ben winces at nut shot stories and Belle holds a gold medal. Quote of the show: "Just a big old line of grandpa" Running order: What did you do with the ashes? First class and 50k to North Korea What happened to your Jatz Crackers? Keegan Palmer: Olympic Gold medalist skater Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Keegan came in to chat everything skateboarding, Olympics, celebrities and brainrot. Here is our extended chat including stuff you didn't hear on air! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - Facebook See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/15/2024 • 8 minutes, 39 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Wife Swap Netherlands
The GOAT strikes again. godblessye Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/15/2024 • 21 minutes, 44 seconds
🙏BIT: A Special Investigation Into The Underbelly Of Australian Primary Schools
It's a story EVERY parent must hear. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/14/2024 • 2 minutes
🎙️FULL SHOW: Is Zuckerberg An Old School Roman?
Ben questions Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg's lineage, Belle references a meme from like, 2017, and Liam can't handle cars going at 170kmph. Quote of the show: "-by night, hoon drivers spreading kitchen germs" Running order: A Current Affair: High Fives are banned Love rat: What did they say to I love you? Story behind the scar Did your partner get you a sh!t gift? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/14/2024 • 21 minutes, 35 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: The Staff Pizza Day Conspiracy
Can you guess who is wearing sunglasses during this episode? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/14/2024 • 27 minutes, 15 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Rachael Gunn Calls Us!
Liam shows us Trump's new So Fresh style late-night TV ad, Ben thinks the rest of this week's show will suck, and Belle is shocked at everyone banging in the sky. Quote of the show: "I don't like China but I like Blac Chyna" Running order: Have you joined the mile-high club? Donald Trump’s releasing a compilation CD Obscure celebrity connections: Kylie Minogue's cousin Pat Famous names One bar star: Transport songs Shortest job stints Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/13/2024 • 20 minutes, 58 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Frogs
Ranking frogs and referencing hogs. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/13/2024 • 20 minutes, 42 seconds
📡BIT: What Can People Get On The Dark Web?
We chat with an internet expert about the ins and outs of the deep/dark web. Can you buy a hand grenade? Find out here. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/12/2024 • 2 minutes, 53 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Basic Things Liam Can't Do
Liam struggles with a task an adult should know how to do by now, Belle asks a silly question to a Dark Web expert, and Ben leaks a producer's illegal secret. Quote of the show: "If you were stuck in a forest, we'd be done" Running order: What are you stealing from work? Forbidden folder: Have you been on the dark web? Winner, winner pick their dinner: Potato and leak soup What did you overhear? What can’t you do as an adult? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/12/2024 • 27 minutes, 53 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
Where's Jack's mum? Who's in Teena's house? What's Belle done for her birthday? Only one of these questions is answered. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/12/2024 • 19 minutes, 44 seconds
💯Weekly Best Bits #18
If you're new to Ben, Liam and Belle, WELCOME! If you're a regular listener, welcome back. If you listen sometimes, that's OK too...for now. This is a small compilation of our favourite radio bits of the week. If you like what you hear, check out our daily shows and off-air podcasts! Quote of the week: "Get behind me, I'll take the brunt of this Gazebo" Running Order: What happened on the Hen's Night? Brain Rot rev-up Nudes gone wrong Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/9/2024 • 17 minutes, 11 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Admitting Defeat To A Random American
Liam takes on our music director, Ben calls an American, and Belle want's to know more about Hen's parties. Quote of the show: "That's the Junkie XL remix, mate" Running order: Second chance talkback: My head got split by a shotput Apologizing to Drew the American who we had a fight with One bar star vs Head of nova music Scott Baker Smith Weekend whip: What’s the biggest dog you’ve ever reeled in? Love rat: Did you stay with them after the affair? 7 Zen Quiz: Came in a little early there More hen's party calls Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/9/2024 • 24 minutes, 26 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Seven Blessings Upon The Vote (TMOTW)
Honourable mentions all round! Have a blessed weekend. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/9/2024 • 22 minutes, 25 seconds
🍜BIT: An Ode To The Succulent Chinese Meal Guy
We honour the man, the myth, the legend, Jack Carlson. THIS IS DEMOCRACY MANIFEST Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - Facebook See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/8/2024 • 2 minutes, 13 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Glass, Syringe or 'Rat Nibbles On Barefoot'
Belle knows what it's like to bust a heel, Liam gives away succulent Chinese meals, and Ben gets the name of an Aussie legend wrong. Quote of the show: "What's the charge? No charge." Running order: Obscure celebrity connections: I scanned Nicole Kidman's brain What happened at the hens? Citizen's arrests Our touching tribute to the succulent Chinese meal guy Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/8/2024 • 16 minutes, 48 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: You've Been Dominated By Liam
Do you reckon Ben legit thought it was bored games instead of board games? Who knows. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/8/2024 • 13 minutes, 36 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Porno In The Dry Wall
Ben tells a decent joke, Liam tells a great joke, and Belle tells a TOTALLY inappropriate joke. Quote of the show: "Liam and I formally apologise on Belle's behalf" Running order: Love rat: Nudes gone wrong Liam’s Brainrot rev up for our Olympians What’d you find? Did you accidentally get high? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/7/2024 • 24 minutes, 10 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Happy Birthday To The Khyber
Belle is mean, SHOCK. Teena found Jack on Tinder. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/7/2024 • 27 minutes, 50 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Shut Up Nanna, SPAGET!
Ben argues about pharmacy vessels, Liam is flabbergasted by a caller's rap knowledge, and Belle almost dies (but this happens off mic and you don't really hear it at all. Quote of the show: "He Spag Bol'd his grandma?" Running Order: Drama at the dinner party? Obscure celebrity connections: My Mum dated Mick Jagger Have you won a lifetime supply of something? Have you fooled a company? The seven 'Zen' quiz: Young Neil wins $250 What hit ya? One bar star man: Sibling songs Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/6/2024 • 34 minutes, 18 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Bonnet de Bain
Ben cracks the shits and we vote on some cables. mini plinth Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/6/2024 • 20 minutes, 43 seconds
🍆BIT: The Man With The Largest Penis In The World
Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/5/2024 • 4 minutes, 43 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: We Banged Uner A Portrait Of His Mum
Liam reveals a sports day disaster, Belle thinks 12 inches is 2 footlong subways, and Ben thinks we made a phoner too offensive. Quote of the show: "Get behind me, I'll take the brunt of this Gazebo" Running order: Forbidden folder: The man with the biggest dick in the world What did they surprise you with in the bedroom? What happened on sports day? Do you know someone with a stupid name? Winner, winner pick their dinner: Spag Bol Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/5/2024 • 27 minutes, 36 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Belle Struggles With The Concept Of Hitler
Taking a deep dive into the things Belle is ok and not ok with. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/5/2024 • 14 minutes, 45 seconds
🕵️♀️True Crime In 5 Minutes: Not A Fun One...
I'd like to accept Liam's challenge of finding some fun ones. Don't have 5 hours spare to get your weekly true crime fix? This is the perfect pod to get true crime in your veins without taking up ten years of your life. Join hosts Ben, Liam & Belle as they recount some of the wildest crime stories from history. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/3/2024 • 7 minutes, 45 seconds
💯Weekly Best Bits #17
If you're new to Ben, Liam and Belle, WELCOME! If you're a regular listener, welcome back. If you listen sometimes, that's OK too...for now. This is a small compilation of our favourite radio bits of the week. If you like what you hear, check out our daily shows and off-air podcasts! Quote of the week: "I'm not a doctor, but I made some pretty salient points about dying on the toilet earlier, so, I know some stuff" Running Order: Cheering up sad people by giving them champagne Obscure celebrity connections What happened on the bucks show? The currency quiz. Winner gets 20,000 units of a random currency. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/2/2024 • 13 minutes, 35 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Brat Summer
Belle explains BRAT girl summer, Liam made a friend eat floor cheese, and Ben crowns the 'memory GOAT'. Quote of the show: "I once bought them a $40 Fortnite skin so they'd let me pop a pimple on their nose" Running order: What have you done for money? Belle explains “Brat Summer” Second chance talkback: “I kicked someone in the jaw” What happens on the Bucks show, stays on national radio Well yes, Tyler remembered 10 words for 10k Weekend whip: What’s ya favourite Missy Higgins song? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/2/2024 • 24 minutes, 38 seconds
💲BIT: Could You Remember 10 Words For $10,000?
Tyler has a crack at glory Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/2/2024 • 3 minutes, 56 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Golf Ruins Friendships (TMOTW)
We enter another producer into the show canon. Foats all over the place. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/2/2024 • 15 minutes, 18 seconds
💰BIT: Liam HAS To Be Nicer To Our Listeners...
We can't keep getting away with this segment. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/1/2024 • 3 minutes, 20 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Eyeball/Shoe Combo Deal
Liam tricks yet ANOTHER caller into thinking they're gonna be rich, Belle explains the current 'Man Drought,' Ben didn't like some of the first dates our listeners went on, and we ALL put to the test the age old question: Can you remember 10 words overnight? Quote of the show: "Ashwagandha" Running order: Man drought: Worst dates? Dancefloor injuries Can Tyler remember 10 words for 10k What happened when your kid got your phone? Currency quiz: $20,000 Burmese Kyat Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/1/2024 • 27 minutes, 57 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Belle Claims Another Segment Victim
Or does she?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Editors note: I apologise to Andy for claiming I'm the creator of Topic Tennis. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/1/2024 • 11 minutes, 6 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: USA! USA! USA!
Liam confronts a yank about the medal tally, Ben thinks all men are pigs, and Belle exposes lies. Quote of the who: "We don't tolerate fudging" Running order: Love rat: What lie did the cheater tell you? Calling an American to let them know their losing in the medal tally Wacky roommates? Did your parents punish you in a creative way? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/31/2024 • 26 minutes, 59 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: RIP Headphones Users
We answer your questions LOUDLY. Belle beat up Ben. It's canon. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/31/2024 • 21 minutes, 59 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Bush Babes
Belle thinks the bush is coming back, Liam is on a 'Ball Tear', and Ben takes a call from someone with the same first name as a hardware brand. Quote of the show: Have you heard of Ball Tears?" Running order: Obscure celebrity connections: Pablo Escobar and Chris Hemsworth Are you rockin’ the bush? The new Australiana shapes range I snuck out and then... One bar star is having a ball tearer Accidental nudity Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/30/2024 • 24 minutes, 29 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: This Shouldn't Be The First Episode You Listen To
This is NOT a jump-off episode. There are too many references. Too many things to explain. NOTE: Background effects drop out with 5 minutes remaining because of computer shit-housery. PLINTH! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/30/2024 • 31 minutes, 8 seconds
👹BIT: Evil Stepmums
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7/29/2024 • 5 minutes, 41 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Don't Take Medical Advice From Liam
Ben gives out champagne showers, Liam gets champed by a caller, and Belle knows way too much about bathroom safety. Quote of the show: "I'm not a doctor, but I made some pretty salient points about dying on the toilet earlier, so, I know some stuff" Running order: Giving Champagne to sad people Did you go out in a blaze of glory? Forbidden folder: Did they die in an unusual place? Step mum drama Winner winner pick their dinner: KFC Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/29/2024 • 23 minutes, 58 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Andy Blocked Liam's Number
You can sense that Belle wants to get her greasy mits on The Tuesday Brownlow. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/29/2024 • 22 minutes, 42 seconds
💯Weekly Best Bits #16
If you're new to Ben, Liam and Belle, WELCOME! If you're a regular listener, welcome back. If you listen sometimes, that's OK too...for now. This is a small compilation of our favourite radio bits of the week. If you like what you hear, check out our daily shows and off-air podcasts! Quote of the week: "Wait, we have to fire Belle?" Running Order: How'd you save a life Ai endorsements Things you hate about your loved one The big sporting event we're not allowed to talk about. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/26/2024 • 16 minutes, 16 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: The Global Sporting Event We're Not Allowed To Talk About
Ben invents new words, Liam does a sick cover of Katy Perry and Belle can't comprehend cheese toes and also gets fired. Quote of the show: "Just cranking one out listening to nova" Running order: A song for the sport event that happens every four years How recently did you have a session? The moment you realised they weren’t the one Second chance talkback: Prison guard Another classic club nova stitch up Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/26/2024 • 23 minutes, 15 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Scudda Got A Haircut (TMOTW)
Turns out a lot of us did our job this week. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/26/2024 • 16 minutes, 9 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Rose From Titanic Has A Lvl 10 Gyatt
Liam is keen to see Michael Bay's new brainrot flick, Belle can't handle her partners eating habits, and Ben asks a caller to burp for him. New kink unlocked? Only time will tell. Quote of the show: "Eat 30 doughnuts in 3 minutes or I'll steal your lunch money" Running order: Brainrot Titanic How’d ya save a life? What do you hate about the person you love? What’s your useless talent? Currency quiz: 120,000 Indonesian Rupiah Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/25/2024 • 27 minutes, 45 seconds
🦸🏽BIT: How'd Ya Save Life?
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7/25/2024 • 4 minutes, 54 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: An Old Producer Rises From The Graveyard
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THIS HISTORIC MOMENT TOOK PLACE? I CAN NOT BELIEVE IT! LINDA YOU ARE MINE! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/25/2024 • 10 minutes, 40 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: We Reveal Our Salaries
Liam found a wild new ad for a tobacconist, Belle makes a smoothie in the studio and Ben drills the desk. Quote of the show: "Sounds like you have a real hankering for prescription pills" Running order: What’s your salary? SpongeBob smokes darts Love rat: Who did you catch on the apps? Karma’s a bitch! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/24/2024 • 25 minutes, 14 seconds
💨BIT: Spongebob Dart-Pants
Can't believe they got away with the totally real ad. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/24/2024 • 2 minutes, 29 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: We Can't Talk About That On The Podcast...
The wednesquay baton has been passed. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/24/2024 • 18 minutes, 55 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Dad Rage
Liam's worried about AI TikToks, Belle's mate had a wild crash in the car, and Ben gives away prizes we don't even have. Quote of the show: "If he threw eggs back he'd start turning into a cake" Obscure celebrity connections: Ash Barty’s 5th cousin AI is taking over and we’ve taken advantage in our new promos How’d you get fired? What did you break during the session? One Bar Star Man: Sport theme What happened on your L’s Dad rage! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/23/2024 • 28 minutes, 47 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Kellog Smith's Opinion On Masturbation
LCM bars are awful (unless they're a sponsor). We rank World Cup Soccer Balls. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/23/2024 • 19 minutes, 35 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Liam's $1500 Genital Mask
Liam had to return a mask from Etsy, Ben caught up with Donald Trump to discuss the news about Joe Biden stepping aside, and Belle was impressed by the bark of a woman. Quote of the show: "One more before I'll love you and leave you because I'm working the late shift at the deli" Running order: Forbidden folder: Woman who identifies as a dog Donald Trump calls in to talk his ear and Biden stepping down Why are you dating an ugly person? Liam’s gimp mask: What did you order? What did you get? Winner winner pick their dinner: Our closest call yet Are they tough as nails? Growers not showers: Huge songs that didn’t chart What sound can you make? Call from ‘Sylvester’ or Liam Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/22/2024 • 39 minutes, 30 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Bag Of Eggs
Belle, it's YOUR segment! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/22/2024 • 17 minutes, 47 seconds
🐶BIT: Meowdalyn Identifies As A Dog (Extended Chat)
Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/22/2024 • 6 minutes, 9 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: RAWDOGGING A FULL SHOW WITH NO COMPUTERS
THIS PODCAST IS A FUCKING MESS. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/19/2024 • 40 minutes, 31 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: The Definitive Guide To Massages (TMOTW)
A super long pod for your ears to enjoy! Andy tries to logic his way to a victory, Ben has the hots for Jack and We play the biggest guessing game yet. PLINTH! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/19/2024 • 38 minutes, 49 seconds
🏋️♂️BIT: Celeb Personal Trainer Luke Zocchi
Belle finally has a guest who understands the gym life. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/18/2024 • 3 minutes, 22 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: The Most BRUTAL Dumpings Of All Time
Liam checks out the brand new drone taxi service, Belle discusses serious gains with the celebrity PT Luke Zocchi, and Ben can't handle all the break up calls we got. Quote of the show: "He was chewing tobacco, what was he, like, 8?" Running order: Brutal breakups Brutal revenge Uber drone Chris Hemsworth's PT Luke Zocchi Obscure celeb connections One more brutal breakups Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/18/2024 • 35 minutes, 38 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Not One But TWO Walk-Outs!
A topic tennis that sent waves through the team. Teena fell asleep in a meeting and we saw Scudda in an old picture. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/18/2024 • 17 minutes, 1 second
🎙️FULL SHOW: Who Wants Triplets?
Belle advises about partners with no friends, Liam pretends to know how to play golf, and Ben keeps all of his feelings bottled up inside. Quote of the show: "Not by sperm but by love, and that's more special" Running order: Tenacious D’s apology song Did your mate get you in trouble? What secret did your parents keep from you? Love rat: Does your partner have no friends? Bok Choy Sivan Were you completely out of your depth? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/17/2024 • 33 minutes, 53 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: 30 Minutes Of Dodgeball Quotes
Teena is selling state secrets. NEVER AGAIN! Thanks once again for your Quays on this beautiful Wednesquay. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/17/2024 • 26 minutes, 2 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Micro Crimes
Liam gives us a test on the worst movies of all time, Belle recounts crying to get out of doing things, and Ben goes full journalist mode whilst talking to a former secret service agent. Quote of the show: "Am I not turtle-y enough for the turtle club" Running order: Have you committed a micro crime? One bar star: Royal songs Why did they get fired? Former secret service agent Cory Allen More micro crimes What did crying get you out of? Pick the stinker Ben’s doing a stream with a shock collar Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/16/2024 • 33 minutes, 8 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Liam's Back Is Totally Fine
Let the record show that Liam has no ailments. A great Alpha Squad suggested Brownlow vote is had. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/16/2024 • 15 minutes, 38 seconds
🕴️BIT: Former Secret Service Agent On The Trump Assassination Attempt
A former white house Agent chats with us about what's going on in America right now. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/16/2024 • 4 minutes, 11 seconds
🤯BIT: We Speak To A Tsunami Survivor
You won't believe this man's stories about the famous Tsunami in 2004. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/15/2024 • 4 minutes, 58 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Your Grandpa's Not A Meth Guy?
Liam's mate had a one night stand to remember, Belle makes sure the washing is drunk when she is hosting a night out at her place, and Ben questions the drug habits of a caller's grandparent. Quote of the show: "Interesting, my grandpa LOVED meth" Running order: Did your name become famous? What happened on the one-night stand? When I get drunk I always... Winner, winner pick their dinner: Tagliatelle Weird place ya met? Forbidden folder: Tsunami survivor Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/15/2024 • 27 minutes, 26 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: "Dune 2: This Time It's Personal"
We hear from someone's mum but it's not who you'd expect. Another raging edition of Clickbait Mondays. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/15/2024 • 20 minutes, 18 seconds
💯Weekly Best Bits #14
If you're new to Ben, Liam and Belle, WELCOME! If you're a regular listener, welcome back. If you listen sometimes, that's OK too...for now. This is a small compilation of our favourite radio bits of the week. If you like what you hear, check out our daily shows and off-air podcasts! Quote of the week: "Belle, if you're eating, you're not raw-dogging right" Running Order: Australia's hottest criminal Netflix's new theme park Ben exclusively Raw-Dogs What secret are you taking to the grave? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/12/2024 • 23 minutes, 4 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Who's Got The Bigger Dong?
Yes, we have finally done it. We've done a dick-measuring contest. Quote of the show: "Men look like their dicks" - Belle Jackson Running order: Salmon sperm facials are all the rage Is ya name ya job? Who has a better d!ck? Ben or Liam? Did you put your foot in it? Weekend wip: Ryan has A LOT on Where’d you crap your dacks? Michael Marcagi on touring Aus Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/12/2024 • 28 minutes, 13 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Live Streaming TMOTW
We went live in the IG broadcast channel to stream the first TMOTW vote after the break. Stay tuned for Andy's super short speech. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/12/2024 • 20 minutes, 7 seconds
👨💻BIT: Alexa vs Liam
Like a Disney Original TV movie from the late 90's, technology has turned on Liam. Will it lead to his demise? Only time will tell. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/11/2024 • 2 minutes, 19 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Secrets People Are Taking To The Grave
Belle gives us a rundown of her meticulous funeral plans, Ben celebrates the 25th anniversary of a classic film, and Liam gets killed by a robot. Quote of the show: "Not in the house of God, surely?" Running order: Share a secret you’re taking to the grave. Alexa is trying to kill us What happened at the house party? Currency quiz: 250,000 Laotian Kip What did you stick your dick in? Club Nova: Teddy Swims giveaway Belle’s planned her funeral already? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/11/2024 • 36 minutes, 30 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: What Kind Of Pillow Do YOU Have?
The roll call takes about 7 minutes because we talk about pillows and pissing for way too long. Topic Tennis returns to its purest form and there's a brand new prize to play for! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/11/2024 • 22 minutes, 25 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: You Feel So Good Inside Me
Belle gets denied by Donald Trump, Ben struggles to explain the MA 15+ rating, and Liam tells us how good we feel inside him. Quote of the show: "You feel so good inside me" Liam Stapleton (zero prompting) Running order: Australia’s Hottest Criminal What did you look past for love? Donald Trump on his Joe Biden Golf challenge What did you get left in the will? Love rat: What’s one move in bed that makes them go crazy every time? More “What did you look past for love?” calls Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/10/2024 • 35 minutes, 9 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Poor Formatting Leads To SERIOUS Tension
Thanks so much for your Quay's on this wonderful Wednesquay. We answered a good bunch even though we were time-poor. Teena's formatting needs a serious look-over. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - Facebook See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/10/2024 • 19 minutes, 1 second
⚠️BIT: Australia's Hottest Criminal
We chat to Jess, once crowned as having "Australia's Hottest Mugshot." You won't believe what he's up to now! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/10/2024 • 3 minutes, 29 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Ben Exclusively Raw-Dogs
Ben has a new hobby, Belle exaplains boob jobs to the boys, and Liam loves three things in this world: His wife Sarah, Zinger Boxes & Coincidences. Quote of the show: "Are you asleep when they put em in?" - Ben Running Order: Botched Boob Jobs Ben raw dogged his first flight Did your Dad enroll in a course? One bar star smashes Zoe Coinky dinky Tuesday: Three sneazes Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/9/2024 • 26 minutes, 15 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Andy Is Mad At Us (Again)*
Safe to say that our fearless leader didn't want us to do a finals Brownlow vote whilst he was galavanting in London. But, I digress. We vote on how cool we all are and reveal who's podcast got the least amount of listens. P.N.B.R.T.R.N.A. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/9/2024 • 27 minutes, 19 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Belle's Mouth Holds A Freaky Secret
Ben's son got sconed by a random woman on the street, Belle reveals that she's a massive freak-a-zoid (no one is shocked), and Liam doubles down on his disdain toward the artist currently known as Dua Lipa. Quote of the show: "Your mum's like the Jared Fogle of the chemist world, but, like, minus all the crimes" - Liam Running order: Did you have fifteen minutes of fame? Peking Duk fill us in on The Bunnings rave Did you hit a baby? Netflixland is the new Disneyland Are you a freak of nature? Winner, winner pick their dinner: Shit with Sugar on the top Forbidden folder: Port Arthur Police Officer Dua Lipa is a fraud, guys Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/8/2024 • 35 minutes, 32 seconds
🎉BIT: Peking Duk Bunnings Rave
Adam from Peking Duk chats about the possibility of holding a massive party at Australia's favourite hardware store. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/8/2024 • 3 minutes, 58 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Throwing Tomatoes At Belle And She Farts | 4K HD (Not Fake)
WE ARE SO BACK! We have some clickbait headlines for ya Monday, Ben tried a new sound effect, and Ben re-watched Dune. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/8/2024 • 16 minutes, 37 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: The First Ever Brownlow FINAL! (Special Episode)
Welcome to the first-ever bracket final of the Brownlow Of Things! Every Tuesday the team gives a 3 2 1 vote on a different category. Today, our category is the WINNERS of the first 9 Brownlows. The winner goes into the FINAL of the Brownlow which will be voted on whenever Andy decides we have enough things to vote for. Our bracket finalists for this vote are as follows: Cheese & Bacon Shapes The Giant Forest Hog Fez's Strawberries Coffee Beans South Australia The Skillion & Lean-to Roof Poached Eggs Green Eyes Click HERE to have your vote in our Secret FB group :) We pay our respects to the Brownlow King, Andy, who could not be here for the first Finals vote. He is off galavanting across Europe at the time of recording. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/4/2024 • 11 minutes, 29 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Belle vs Ben vs Nature vs The Wheel
Ben does a classic move and fires off a vegan/vego argument 2 minutes into a podcast that has nothing to do with the subject. To be fair Belle brought it up (shock.) Jack's Topic Tennis rank is probably top 3 of all time even though he has STILL never taken home a win. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/3/2024 • 10 minutes, 41 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: The End Of The Mother-List (How Radio Dumps Work)
For the first time in, well, ever, an edition of Wednesquay sheds a lot of light on some technical radio conventions. Who would've thought? Not me. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - Facebook See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/2/2024 • 17 minutes, 57 seconds
🎭SHOW & TELL: Producer Jack's 3G Icon
Whilst the show is on survey break, The BLB team presents Show & Tell Week! Every day for seven days a different person brings an item to show. There are brilliant revelations, awesome stories and emotional attachments. Episode 7 (our final episode) is Producer Jack who brought in a Nokia 7600—a phone from his collection that doubles as his most cherished gift. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/1/2024 • 10 minutes, 7 seconds
🎭SHOW & TELL: Producer Scudda's Certificate Of Brilliance
Whilst the show is on survey break, The BLB team presents Show & Tell Week! Every day for seven days a different person brings an item to show. There are brilliant revelations, awesome stories and emotional attachments. Episode 6 is Producer Scudda who brought in his Guinness World record certificate. Such a wild story. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/30/2024 • 5 minutes, 36 seconds
🎭SHOW & TELL: Liam's First Kit
Whilst the show is on survey break, The BLB team presents Show & Tell Week! Every day for seven days a different person brings an item to show. There are brilliant revelations, awesome stories and emotional attachments. Episode 5 is Liam who brought in the first official Liverpool shirt he owned. This one is an underrated heartstring-puller. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/27/2024 • 4 minutes, 12 seconds
🎭SHOW & TELL: Belle's 1¢ Text Machines
Whilst the show is on survey break, The BLB team presents Show & Tell Week! Every day for seven days a different person brings an item to show. There are brilliant revelations, awesome stories and emotional attachments. Episode 4 is Belle who brought in her slew of old phones. So many bejewelled items in one room. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/26/2024 • 6 minutes, 32 seconds
🎭SHOW & TELL: Producer Andy Predicts The Future
Whilst the show is on survey break, The BLB team presents Show & Tell Week! Every day for seven days a different person brings an item to show. There are brilliant revelations, awesome stories and emotional attachments. Episode 3 is Andy who brought in his Tarot cards he purchased on a Bali holiday. There were some seriously accurate readings given. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/25/2024 • 10 minutes, 5 seconds
🎭SHOW & TELL: Ben's Fashion Statement
Whilst the show is on survey break, The BLB team presents Show & Tell Week! Every day for seven days a different person brings an item to show. There are brilliant revelations, awesome stories and emotional attachments. Episode 2 is Ben who brought in his Spongebob fingerless gloves. We learn a LOT about him in this episode. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/24/2024 • 4 minutes, 41 seconds
🎭SHOW & TELL: Producer Teena's Magical Mystery
Whilst the show is on survey break, The BLB team presents Show & Tell Week! Every day for seven days a different person brings an item to show. There are brilliant revelations, awesome stories and emotional attachments. Episode 1 is Prod Teena's old book of Harry Potter collectable slides collected from coupons in the Herald Sun. Liam was VERY aroused. Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/23/2024 • 6 minutes, 23 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: The Red Rumped Bush Tyrant
Liam runs us through the list of crazy bird names, Ben knows who Rick Shiels is, and Belle dies..... Quote of the show: "Morgan are you there?.....MORGAN!?!?!" Running Order: What were you doing when you crashed your car? Second chance talkback: You did what to the pizza? Real bird or fake bird Did you quite literally almost die? You’re heading to Teddy Swims Weekend WIP: Whatcha doing this weekend? Diary of a D Grade: Bingbangbingbongbing Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/21/2024 • 30 minutes, 8 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Guess The Grunt (TMOTW)
A few absentees and a few references to unreleased pods. Nothing that a TMOTW vote can't fix! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/21/2024 • 14 minutes, 4 seconds
🍜BIT: The "Succulent Chinese Meal" Origin Story
We spoke to the man who captured the footage of the world-famous "Democracy Manifest" meme in the 90's. You won't believe what they're doing with the story now! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/20/2024 • 3 minutes, 29 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Liam LOSES An Impressions Challenge?!?!
Liam returns only to lose a challenge heavily stacked in his favour, Belle is suss on Ariana Grande's real/fake voice, and Ben is amazed by the act of shaking. Quote of the show: "It would have been dangerous with all those bunsen burners around" Running order: Impression off: Liam vs Listener Jackson How’d you catch the cheater? The reporter who captured “Succulent Chinese meal” Did they snap? Ariana’s voice is changing Currency Quiz: 100,000 Iranian Rials Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/20/2024 • 37 minutes, 21 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Liam's Back... Cue The Arguments
A fiery topic tennis wasn't even NEARLY the most controversial thing in this pod. The great man is back but is he back from sick leave? Find out by listening... PLINTH! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Not your average show today! Here are some of the most iconic breaks fro the past 12 months on the Ben Liam & Belle show! Running order: Belle claims to be a D.U.F.F. Can strippers predict the future? What did you catch your partner watching? Weapons under the bed Did you make it on A Current Affair? Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/19/2024 • 30 minutes, 1 second
🚫OFF AIR: Belle Is Verified, BOW TO HER!
BOW TO YOUR QUEEN, PEASANTS! DO NOT DARE LOOK INTO THE EYE OF YOUR GLORIOUS LEADER. PLINTH! Listen Live on the Nova Player App Follow us on Instagram - TikTok - FacebookSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
6/19/2024 • 39 minutes, 22 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Compilation
Not your average show today! Here are some of the most iconic breaks fro the past 12 months on the Ben Liam & Belle show!
Running order:
Bell shops at Shein
Norway penis size comparison
Scomos new audiobook
Phone Roulette
Did you bungle the booking?
Who is the most famous Instagram follower you have?
Beneath the grease
What did ya find out by googling someone you know?
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6/18/2024 • 41 minutes, 33 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: No Liam Again :(
We soldier on without the great man again and vote on our FAVOURITE Brownlow of all time so far!
PLINTH!
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6/18/2024 • 31 minutes, 17 seconds
👄BIT: Australia's Best Impressionists
Liam was sick today, so there was a distinct lack of impressions on the show. Belle was fine with it but Ben wanted to fill the void.
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6/17/2024 • 5 minutes, 26 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: C*mbank Tramp-Stamp
Liam has had a sick day! Or has he?
Belle is pondering getting a questionable tattoo and Ben wants more information about brothels.
Quote of the show: "I was told to say c-u-m"
Running order:
Forbidden Folder: Brothel Madame
Should Belle get a tramp stamp?
What's the naughty tattoo you have?
Filling the 'Liam' void with people doing impressions
Did they miss the big moment?
Winner Winner Pick Their Dinner
Liam's dicey buzzer beater
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6/17/2024 • 30 minutes, 31 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: 🚨 LIAM IS TAKING A SICK DAY 🚨
ALERT ALERT ALERT! THE STREAK IS OVER! I REPEAT, THE STREAK IS OVER!
We also play clickbait Monday and finally vindicate Jack over the false perception of his eating habits.
PLINTH! (kind of)
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6/17/2024 • 29 minutes, 12 seconds
💯Weekly Best Bits #13
If you're new to Ben, Liam and Belle, WELCOME! If you're a regular listener, welcome back. If you listen sometimes, that's OK too...for now.
This is a small compilation of our favourite radio bits of the week. If you like what you hear, check out our daily shows and off-air podcasts!
Quote of the week: "I ended up getting out the bathroom window but it was touch and go there for a second"
Running order:
Have you ever been tasered?
Tampon facts
Ruining the footy for Belle
Hot rodent men are in fashion
Liam wants to buy Judge Judy's house
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6/14/2024 • 18 minutes, 9 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Tampon Facts!
Ben is mad at an entire group of people for not sharing knowledge, Liam gives us an in-depth rundown on the 37 new versions of the Taylor Swift album that exist for no good reason, and Belle thought a song was very famous (it wasn't.)
Quote of the show: "We'll keep up with her cycle"
Running order:
Tay Tay’s album versions are getting ridiculous
Who’d you see in economy class?
Tampon facts!
Quickest engagements
Joe Bidens most senile moments
Weekend whip
Did you get hit on in the wild?
Misheard song lyrics
Second chance talkback
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6/14/2024 • 32 minutes, 5 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Memes Were Good This Week (TMOTW) 🇳🇦
Teena gets flustered because Collingwood superstar Nathan Buckley is in the studio, Scudda tells a super relevant anecdote, and Andy makes a bold claim about his health.
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6/14/2024 • 23 minutes, 4 seconds
🚑BIT: The Worst First Date Ever!?!
You won't believe what happened. It makes me squirm just thinking about it.
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6/13/2024 • 10 minutes, 34 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: We Got Liam His DREAM Birthday Present
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LIAM! We surprise the big man with a wild present. Plus, Ben and Belle find out what it's like to be tasered.
Quote of the show: "How many people's digits did you have up there in one evening?"
Running Order:
Speaking to a girl who lost a butt plug in her bum
Worst first dates
Are you on Raya?
Liam’s birthday surprise
Have ya been tasered?
Bedtime stories: Silence of the lambs
I’m the only one in the world who doesn't like
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6/13/2024 • 36 minutes, 51 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: There's Blood In The Studio
Controversy rocks the Topic Tennis court. But at least there is a happy ending. Listen for your chance to win a Casablanca DVD.
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6/13/2024 • 13 minutes, 55 seconds
🏡BIT: Liam Wants To Buy Judge Judy's House
This innocent (and fully real) house inspection took a massive turn for the worse.
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6/12/2024 • 2 minutes, 21 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: We Give Away 50 Grand!
Belle poorly spruiks the podcast, Liam goes to an open inspection for Judge Judy's mansion, and Ben shares his awful tuna recipe.
Quote of the show: "We're just tryna give you some Dong!"
Running order:
Love rat: Were you married for less than a year?
Liam was held captive by Judge Judy
Did you have a front-row seat to a PDA?
Are you Australia’s worst chef?
Have you flashed?
Currency quiz: 50k Viet Dong
One last PDA call
Why should you listen to the pod
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6/12/2024 • 38 minutes, 47 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Mum Isn't Happy
Mums are involved now... mums. Have we taken things too far?
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6/12/2024 • 20 minutes, 53 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: I Watch My Partner Whilst They Sh*t
Ben is super ill and needs a quick remedy so he turns to the audience for help, Belle likes some really gross things about her partner, and Liam runs us through the obituary of Aussie TV shows.
Quote of the show: "Cyst cream"
Running order:
Nova’s new country music station
What gross thing about your partner do you love?
30 Aussie shows have been axed
New streaming service ‘Shitflix’
One bar star man wins in a clean sweep
What fictional character do you have the hots for?
Do you have a quick fix remedy for Ben?
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6/11/2024 • 37 minutes, 59 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: 3 Votes... Bust-a-nut
There are some serious problems with the nuts we have to vote on for today's Brownlow.
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6/11/2024 • 11 minutes, 45 seconds
🐀BIT: Hot Men Look Like Rodents Now
Ben and Liam have a rat-off.
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6/10/2024 • 2 minutes, 39 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: What's The Best 'Adult' Toy You Own?
Ben spoils the footy score for Belle, and Liam has bought a toy that is already too much for his wife.
Quote of the show: "If I had to pick an animal I looked like, I would've said rat"
Running order:
Forbidden folder: Paparazzi
Ben brutally spoiling the footy
Major League Cricket
Do you have an adult toy?
The phenomenon of ‘Rodent Men’
Winner winner pick their dinner: Pho
Who’s name should you know but you don’t
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6/10/2024 • 25 minutes, 20 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Ben's Bedtime Stretching Routine
Someone took a sick day... on a PUBLIC HOLIDAY!?!? Clickbait Monday finally has an intro.
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6/10/2024 • 24 minutes, 42 seconds
💯Weekly Best Bits #12
If you're new to Ben, Liam and Belle, WELCOME! If you're a regular listener, welcome back. If you listen sometimes, that's OK too...for now.
This is a small compilation of our favourite radio bits of the week. If you like what you hear, check out our daily shows and off-air podcasts!
Quote of the week: "Doming n00bs and lookin' at boobs"
Running Order:
Liam's wife is addicted...
Learning about State of Origin
Do you have a sexy accent?
Should you get a prenup?
If radio stations were honest
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6/7/2024 • 18 minutes, 49 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: My Mate Drank My Piss
Liam doesn't go to the doctor alone, Belle sticks up for a Disney employee, and Ben doesn't know who we follow on Instagram.
Quote of the show: "I do try and get her to call me daddy"
Running order:
Cheers to the freakin’ weekend
Second chance talkback: My mate drank my piss
Should you get a prenup?
We’re doing an Instagram audit
Tiff! You’re off to see Chris Stapleton
Monsters in law
What’s on this weekend?
Amy Shark... Like flake
Is Disneyland coming to Australia
Liam’s wife comes to his doctor's appointments
Bob Katter’s flown off the handle again
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6/7/2024 • 32 minutes, 35 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: The Audience Vote Returns! (TMOTW)
More cark-park drama, Teena's throat has cleared up, and we return to an old favourite by getting one of YOU to vote for Team Member Of The Week.
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6/7/2024 • 15 minutes, 3 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: A Segment Dies A Coward's Death
RIP to a segment that didn't really deserve life.
Quote of the show: "If that is true you could cheat on your husband"
Running Order:
Young Archie joins us again to talk the blues loss
When did you get the name wrong?
What radio ads would actually sound like if they were genuine
Oldies getting it on
More wrong names
Shitty idea wheel: How low can you make your voice go?
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6/6/2024 • 23 minutes, 37 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: The Great Floating Shelf Debate
Belle finally catches a break. Topic Tennis travels to Sweden today as we go through the Ikea catalogue.
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6/6/2024 • 18 minutes, 28 seconds
🩴BIT: Americans Are Obsessed With A Weird Aussie Clothing Item
You'll never guess what the summer fashion hit of the US is.
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6/5/2024 • 2 minutes, 1 second
🎙️FULL SHOW: Threesome Deep Dive
Ben wants to know who to barrack for in the State of Origin, Liam thinks sex ends when you fall asleep, and Belle sings the best intro of all time, ever.
Quote of the show: "Doming n00bs and looking at boobs"
Running order:
What did you catch the kids googling?
Who should we barrack for in Origin?
Have ya had a threesome?
American influencers are into Aussie clothing
They wore what, where?
Love rat: Men’s cleanse
One last catch the kids' googling.
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6/5/2024 • 31 minutes, 3 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Who Threw Nuts At Teena?
In a classic whodunnit, we go through everyone's motives, alibi and evidence. Find out who gets the blame.
PS Teena is fine. She has Ligma xx
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6/5/2024 • 19 minutes, 54 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Belle Suggests Ass-Play To An Irishman
Belle reveals too much about what she thinks of the Irish accent, Liam tells the worst joke of all time, and Ben reminisces about the time Dean Lewis commented on all our Instagram videos.
Quote of the show: "I'm sorry Rob that Belle said she wants to go in your butt"
Running order:
How’d they tell you, you were getting fat?
Piss cops!
Do you have a sexy accent?
Did ya serve a celeb?
The chink in One Bar Starman’s armour is hip hop
What ruined the friendship?
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6/4/2024 • 33 minutes, 29 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Liam Doesn't Know What Day It Is
Liam makes a serious mistake and immortalises it in intro form. Don't miss the ultimate strike for the Big Navi.
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6/4/2024 • 21 minutes, 15 seconds
🕵️♀️Sunday Crime w/ Belle Episode #6: Melbourne's Worst
CONTENT WARNING: Domestic Abuse & Sexual Assault
Belle takes us through one of Melbourne's worst criminals in the 90's.
If you or someone you know is in crisis and needs help now, call triple zero (000). You can also call Lifeline on 13 11 14 — 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
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5/25/2024 • 6 minutes, 36 seconds
💯Weekly Best Bits #10
If you're new to Ben, Liam and Belle, WELCOME! If you're a regular listener, welcome back. If you listen sometimes, that's OK too...for now.
This is a small compilation of our favourite radio bits of the week. If you like what you hear, check out our daily shows and off-air podcasts!
Quote of the week: "You've been de-tonged, you can't eat with us"
Running order:
Where's the Mexican cheese?
The BBQ Hierarchy
Liam's Perv test
Gen Z as parliamentarians (skibidi senate)
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5/24/2024 • 19 minutes, 36 seconds
🕵️♀️Sunday Crime w/ Belle Episode #5: Hiking Trouble
Belle is back to her best with the weekly crime pod.
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5/18/2024 • 5 minutes, 59 seconds
💯Weekly Best Bits #9
If you're new to Ben, Liam and Belle, WELCOME! If you're a regular listener, welcome back. If you listen sometimes, that's OK too...for now.
This is a compilation of our favourite radio bits of the week. If you like what you hear, check out our daily shows and off-air podcasts!
Quote of the week: "I'm off to wank in the shed"
Running Order:
Calling someone to look through the portal in Dublin
A wild game of phone roulette
Trying not to look at the Gina Rinehart portrait
Love Rat: What did you catch them watching?
Martha from Baby Reindeer made a club appearance
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5/17/2024 • 21 minutes, 46 seconds
🎾BONUS: Topic Tennis (Adelaide Suburbs)
It's survey break for a week so everyone's favourite game is back! (With a brand new Topic Master.) Today is the Davis Cup in the Topic Tennis Grand Slam analogy and our topic is... Suburbs Of Adelaide. We're back live for regular programming next week!
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4/4/2024 • 13 minutes, 44 seconds
🎾BONUS: Topic Tennis (Officeworks)
It's survey break for a week so everyone's favourite game is back! (With a brand new Topic Master.) Today is the US Open in the Topic Tennis Grand Slam analogy and our topic is... Things You'd Find In Officeworks. Tune in for The Davis Cup and a new topic tomorrow!
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4/3/2024 • 8 minutes, 59 seconds
🎾BONUS: Topic Tennis (Girls Names)
It's survey break for a week so everyone's favourite game is back! (With a brand new Topic Master.) Today is Wimbledon in the Topic Tennis Grand Slam analogy and our topic is... Girls Names. Tune in for the US Open and a new topic tomorrow!
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4/2/2024 • 8 minutes, 27 seconds
🎾BONUS: Topic Tennis (Brands You Wear)
It's survey break for a week so everyone's favourite game is back! (With a brand new Topic Master.) Today is the French Open in the Topic Tennis Grand Slam analogy and our topic is... Brands You Wear. Tune in for Wimbledon and a new topic tomorrow!
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4/2/2024 • 7 minutes, 29 seconds
🎾BONUS: Topic Tennis (Phone Apps)
It's survey break for a week so everyone's favourite game is back! (With a brand new Topic Master.) Today is the Australian Open in the Topic Tennis Grand Slam analogy and our topic is... Phone Apps. Tune in for the French Open and a new topic tomorrow!
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3/31/2024 • 8 minutes, 55 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Andy Pranks Belle ft. Ongoing Topic Tennis
Everyone said some things they regretted to each other on the weekend. Did we take it too far? You decide...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/4/2024 • 34 minutes, 36 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: ████ ███████ ██ ████████ (TMOTW)
THIS PODCAST IS REDACTED. PLINTH!
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3/1/2024 • 34 minutes, 39 seconds
🫢BIT: Massive Show Announcement ft. Jase Hawkins
You're gonna want to hear this.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/29/2024 • 3 minutes, 18 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Trying To Get 'Fred Again' Tickets
Bit of a chat whilst waiting in an online queue.....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/29/2024 • 15 minutes, 2 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Liam Tries To Explain Leap Years
Quote of the show: "Pippa did have that Royal dumpy"
It’s the leap year day! Is it your birthday?
Ben and Liam try Belle’s promo code out on businesses around Melbourne
610 Quiz: Dylan getting three free passes
How good was Taxiride?
Are you an online stalker?
Conspiracies around Kate Middelton's disappearance
Speaking to one of the Oompa Loompa’s from the Glasgow Wonka experience
Belle always runs cold
Dees vs Carlton! Liam reckons the Blues are playing the long game
Love rat: How involved is their ex in their life?
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2/29/2024 • 50 minutes, 44 seconds
🍫BIT: Disgruntled Oopma Loompa Speaks Out!
The lovely Jenny was hired to play an Oompa Loompa at the viral 'Willy Wonka Experience' which can only be described as the Fyre Festival of family events. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/28/2024 • 4 minutes, 53 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Mass Producer Walk-Out
Sometimes BLB forget we have things to work on after the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/27/2024 • 28 minutes, 3 seconds
🙏BONUS: Liam Really Has To Stop High Fiving Guests
We all make mistakes when a guest comes in.
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2/27/2024 • 7 minutes, 35 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: What Scottie Pippen Was REALLY Like
Someone is officially DISQUALIFIED from Team Member Of The Week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/26/2024 • 24 minutes, 29 seconds
🏀BIT: We Tracked Down NBA Legend Scottie Pippen
Liam went on a man hunt this morningSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/26/2024 • 8 minutes, 41 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Unknown Toastie Man-Handler #2 (TMOTW)
Elektra is South of Macey's desk. PLINTH.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/23/2024 • 30 minutes, 10 seconds
🎮BONUS: Are Belle's Nintendogs Still Alive?
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2/22/2024 • 11 minutes, 48 seconds
🚫Off Air: Producer Andy Is Furious That Someone Touched His Food
WARNING: Poor mic settings for Jack has made this audio dicey. Many apologies, it will be fixed tomorrow.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/21/2024 • 19 minutes, 15 seconds
💰BIT: The Man Who Gets Celebs ANYTHING They Want
The former concierge for the stars chats about the wildest celebrity requests.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/20/2024 • 4 minutes, 53 seconds
🎟️BIT: Mason Cox's Search For A Fellow Swifty
The tall Aussie Rules player felt so bad about the people stood behind him at the Taylor Swift concert he wants to find them and offer them an olive branch.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/19/2024 • 3 minutes, 33 seconds
🚫 OFF AIR: Will Ben Leave The Show?
What happens when Ben’s decided he’s had enough?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/19/2024 • 23 minutes, 15 seconds
🎙️ FULL SHOW: We Found Out What Taylor Swift Smells Like
We meet the young fan who was picked out of the crowd at Taylor Swift. Hear from people who have gone longer than a month without pooing and chat about the new Trump sneakers.
Quote of the show “Oh no, I scared Colin Lane”
I wonder if Taylor will be cutting about in a mask
How long did you go without going?
610 Quiz: I didn't know adidas made shoes
You gotta wait so long for a prick test
Liam’s least popular little song yet
The Irwins' house would stink
The young girl Milana who met Taylor swift
Trump Sneakers
Belle’s annoyed about Taylor's emissions
Did you meet your hero?
How we keep ourselves occupied in the songs
More on the Trump sneakers
Belle and Liam passed on their Swift tickets
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2/18/2024 • 47 minutes, 48 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Producer Andy Isn't Fit to Work The Phones (TMOTW)
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2/15/2024 • 30 minutes, 13 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: The Most Hilarious Episode To Date
The tribe has spoken.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/15/2024 • 26 minutes, 38 seconds
📱BIT: Remember "Bongo Knows?"
It cost like $4 per text too.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/14/2024 • 4 minutes, 6 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Invite-gate
All the fallout from Nova's Red Room last night.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/13/2024 • 15 minutes, 41 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Liam's Mum Has Gross Phone Etiquette
It's Super Bowl Day and we defs know exactly what happens during an NFL game...
Quote of the show: "Why did they go to prison for dancing?"
It’s the Super Bowl today!
Liam’s Mum answered his phone call whist shitting
610 Quiz: DuoLingo Owl got that gyat
What’s your favourite dance movie?
Liam’s done 21 little songs now
Ben’s Dad bred yabbies the pool
Larry Emdur gives producer Andy a Chase quiz
Free trams for Swifty
Did you have a stage 4 clinger?
Catching up with G Flip ahead of their Red Room performance
The Taylor Swift drinking game
Dads on the sauce
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2/12/2024 • 46 minutes, 50 seconds
🥁BIT: G-Flip Ahead Of Their EXCLUSIVE Nova Red Room
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2/11/2024 • 6 minutes, 26 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: The Tribal Council Decides A Caller's Fate
We pranked Andy today so we never got to play One Bar Starman, woah.
#chooseloveSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/11/2024 • 16 minutes, 41 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Family Meeting (TMOTW)
Stay tuned for Teena's perfectly explained run down on what's happening with the show.
#chooseloveSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/9/2024 • 20 minutes, 53 seconds
🫢BONUS: Meet Jase & Lauren
Family meeting...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/9/2024 • 8 minutes, 1 second
🏌️BIT: Liam Crashed Ben and Jack Post’s Golf Game
Liam only plays street golf.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/8/2024 • 4 minutes, 23 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: How Many Weet-Bix Would Gandalf Do?
Belle apologises for a prior harrumph and it opens the door for the most epic Topic Tennis EVER! #chooselove #denathorsonofecthellionSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Exclusive never-before-heard audio. Plenty of harrumphing in this pod.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/7/2024 • 18 minutes, 3 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: The First Singaporean Prime Minister Lee Kuan Yew
Please stand to observe a moment's silence for Hage Geingob. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/6/2024 • 16 minutes, 34 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Can We Survive A Carlton FC Pre-Season?
How many Weetbix do you reckon we could do?
Quote of the show: "Susie 4-cheese"
Ash Barty is on today!
Ash Barty talks about feeding her kids Weetabix
How many Weet-Bix could we do?
We did an AFL preseason with Carlton
610 Quiz: Eager beaver Jess passes it on
Liam’s quickest little song yet
This old dude is trying to ban the G Banger
A successful friendship amendship
Where was Ariana at The Grammy’s
All the action from The Grammy’s
Does your kid suck?
Breaking news: A man is free climbing a skyscraper
Interest rates are steady!
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2/5/2024 • 41 minutes, 59 seconds
📻BONUS: Is This Good Enough For Radio?
No.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/5/2024 • 4 minutes, 56 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: The Worst Mistake Producer Brodie Has Ever Made (TMOTW)
Teena farted I heard it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/2/2024 • 19 minutes, 19 seconds
🎙️FULL SHOW: Would You Get A Brain Chip?
Carlton superstar Harry McKay drops by to explain what happens in an AFL off-season. Belle puts her face over a kettle, Liam may die any second, and Ben
Quote of the Show: "Banana mush"
Adults who eat kids' food
610 Quiz: Everyone's being nice today
A cure themed little song
Harry Mckay invites us to Carlton's preseason
Liam tries to get forty people in the draw for Tay
Lisa from Ringwood gives us her honest ‘Tipping Point’ review
Brain chips are a thing
Belle’s Mum told her to put her face over a kettle
Liam may die any second now
Corrina! You’ve won tickets to Tay
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2/2/2024 • 47 minutes, 56 seconds
🛬BONUS: The Most Wild Thing Liam Has Ever Seen In A Plane
Belle refuses to shitcan any airline because there could be an upcoming influencing opportunity #gifted PLINTHSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/1/2024 • 5 minutes, 35 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Ben's Terrible Interview Question
What does the word 'Maggi' mean to you? PLINTH #chooseloveSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/31/2024 • 30 minutes, 56 seconds
📰INTERVIEW: MP Georgie Purcell
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1/30/2024 • 3 minutes, 19 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Ben's Celebrity Golf Friend
Ben is leaving early next week for a cute date. Sorry that I spelled your name wrong in yesterday's description Teena.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/30/2024 • 18 minutes, 45 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Liam's Radio Legion Of Doom Meeting
Liam had an exclusive meeting with the "Big 4" (little 4) radio stations over the weekend. Other notable weekend events: Belle went hard, Andy, Scrat & Jack threw some arrows and Tina went to see a Green Day cover band #chooseloveSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/29/2024 • 21 minutes, 17 seconds
🎾 INTERVIEW: Prime Minister Albo
The PM is used to the tradition of getting booed and jeered at the tennis finalSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/28/2024 • 7 minutes, 21 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Belle’s Secret Medical Condition Revealed
The wheel will punish you for not thinking about your TMOTW vote #chooselove #arsebleedSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/26/2024 • 43 minutes, 44 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Who Is Meganne?
You can't expect them to know EVERYONE who works in our office. We may need a cold shower after this one. Many apologies needed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/25/2024 • 14 minutes, 25 seconds
🎶BONUS: Liam's Little Songs 1-8 (Compilation)
On the last show of 2023, Liam promised to make and perform a little song EVERY show. Here's how it's gone so far...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/24/2024 • 5 minutes, 7 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: What Happens If We Win The Lottery?
Details emerge of the cult that Prod Andy would start if he won the lottery.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/24/2024 • 23 minutes, 21 seconds
📽️BIT: The Worst Movies Of 2023
Deep dive into the Razzie nominations.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/23/2024 • 8 minutes, 47 seconds
🇪🇸BONUS: Where Is Spain?
Also, Freddie hates broccoli xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/23/2024 • 7 minutes, 56 seconds
🚑 BIT: The New Songs To Help With CPR
Pro tip - It's not Crazy Frog xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/22/2024 • 9 minutes, 54 seconds
🚫Off Air: Liam’s Being Typecast feat. Scradoon
This one drops off half way through. No regrets.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/22/2024 • 22 minutes, 5 seconds
🚫 OFF AIR: Old "WorkSafe" Ads Were RAW!
We relive some truly horrific Victorian ads and vote on TMOTW. #chooselove
Link to the compilation we watched: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuF9Wkgn0jwSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/19/2024 • 40 minutes, 22 seconds
🎸INTERVIEW: Noah Kahan
His band didn't make it into the country but he's still putting on some iconic shows around Australia!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/18/2024 • 7 minutes, 54 seconds
🚫OFF AIR: Ben & Belle's HUGE fight
Thanks Scudda for another masterclass in censoring xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/18/2024 • 15 minutes, 56 seconds
🚔INTERVIEW: Prison Escapee Danny Shannon
You won't believe how he got out and turned his life around.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/17/2024 • 6 minutes, 24 seconds
Bonus: Belle’s Story Far Too Foul for The Radio
Not a great one if you’ve got a weak stomachSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/17/2024 • 6 minutes, 13 seconds
💃🏻INTERVIEW: Sophie Ellis-Bextor Is A "Proud Parent"
Murder on the Dancefloor makes a comeback!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/16/2024 • 4 minutes, 7 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Two Great Stories From Ash and Prod Brodie
What do we do with the clap?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/16/2024 • 12 minutes, 5 seconds
My Dad Read My Diary
Did you keep your secrets in a diary you got from the Scholastic Book Fair that had a plastic voice-activated lock? Well, I have some bad news for you... Liam sells clothes to children, Ben hates Bunnings and Belle saw a G-List Australian celebrity.
Quote of the show: “Get your green fingers out of my snag”
Did someone read your diary?
Christopher Nolan gets roasted by his Peloton instructor
610 Quiz: Jess doesn't wanna try
Ben’s furious at the price of Bunnings snags
Day two of Liam’s Little Songs
Liam’s on Depop
Bens lost his cats
Ricky Nixon’s on the run so we give him a call
Game of grunts
Coinkidinki Tuesday: The best call we’ve had yet
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1/15/2024 • 53 minutes, 11 seconds
🚨 Wanted Fugitive RICKY NIXON!
The polarising Ricky Nixon who is currently wanted by Melbourne police joins the show live.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/15/2024 • 4 minutes, 48 seconds
🛀 Describing SALTBURN to Ben
SPOILERS!!!!!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/15/2024 • 2 minutes, 44 seconds
🚫 OFF AIR: Teena's Pilates NIGHTMARE!
Ben talks about Singapore for a long time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/15/2024 • 17 minutes, 3 seconds
🗒️ Bottom Of The Notes: Ben Didn’t Recognize His Wife
Ben landed himself in hot water after mistaking her for a manSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/12/2024 • 7 minutes, 39 seconds
🗒️ Bottom Of The Notes: The New Game Liam Wants To Play On Air
Just the boys for this one, Belle would've hated this episode anyway.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/11/2024 • 5 minutes
🗒️ Bottom Of The Notes: Belle’s Left Over Ick
The Ick’s that Belle didn’t get around toSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/10/2024 • 5 minutes, 29 seconds
🗒️ Bottom Of The Notes: Ben’s A Collector now
Ben’s thinking about collecting old gaming consolesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/9/2024 • 6 minutes, 52 seconds
🗒️ Bottom Of The Notes: Liam’s Top Boy Quiz
Liam froths the show Top Boy and he teaches Ben and Belle, slang for the showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/8/2024 • 5 minutes, 55 seconds
🎾 Topic Tennis: Movie Stars
We have a brand-new topic tennis kingSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/5/2024 • 10 minutes, 37 seconds
🎾 Topic Tennis: Sports
The most challenging we’ve seen this weekSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/4/2024 • 10 minutes, 54 seconds
🎾 Topic Tennis: Animals
Extremely contentious this oneSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/3/2024 • 8 minutes, 22 seconds
🎾 Topic Tennis: Countries
Arguably even more heated than yesterdaySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/2/2024 • 9 minutes, 32 seconds
🎾 Topic Tennis: Fruits & Vegetables
An extremely heated game of word tennisSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/1/2024 • 7 minutes, 8 seconds
🏅 Alpha Squad’s Break Of The Year: Super Saturday!
The people's choice! It’s when we had a hugeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/28/2023 • 9 minutes, 40 seconds
🏅 Producer’s Break Of The Year: When Prod Brodie Got Pranked
This is a belter, when Brodie got sprung looking up NSFW gear on his laptop and we got the tech team to rattle himSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/28/2023 • 8 minutes, 17 seconds
🏅 Belle’s Break Of The Year: Santa Died
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12/27/2023 • 11 minutes, 33 seconds
🏅 Liam’s Break Of The Year: Banana Bonanza!
Liam just loved giving away thirty-six bananas in a rowSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/26/2023 • 11 minutes, 22 seconds
🏅 Ben’s Break Of The Year: The First Thing We Did
Ben thought we peaked in our very first break on Nova 100See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/25/2023 • 4 minutes, 55 seconds
❓ Podcast Name Game: "Biodegradable Clam"
Producer Andy runs an old podcast title past us and we have to pick the contextSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/22/2023 • 6 minutes, 57 seconds
❓ Podcast Name Game: "I’d Sniff His Seat"
Producer Andy runs an old podcast title past us and we have to pick the contextSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/21/2023 • 4 minutes, 46 seconds
❓ Podcast Name Game: "What Do You Get When You Guzzle Down Sweets?"
Producer Andy runs an old podcast title past us and we have to pick the contextSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/20/2023 • 5 minutes, 54 seconds
❓ Podcast Name Game: "Ginger Nub"
Producer Andy runs an old podcast title past us and we have to pick the contextSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/19/2023 • 4 minutes, 34 seconds
❓ Podcast Name Game: "I Wanna Come Back As A Gecko"
Producer Andy runs an old podcast title past us and we have to pick the contextSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/18/2023 • 6 minutes, 46 seconds
🫂 Meet The Team: Receptionist Vicki
If you ever have the pleasure to visit us, Vicki will be the first face you see.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/15/2023 • 9 minutes, 21 seconds
🫂 Meet The Team: Producer Dave
Listen to his podcast not ours.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/14/2023 • 22 minutes, 15 seconds
🫂 Meet The Team: Producer Teena
A profile piece on the newest member of the team and we talk about Bones for some reasonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/13/2023 • 8 minutes, 37 seconds
🫂 Meet The Team: Video Man Jack
A profile piece on the man who runs the socialsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/12/2023 • 10 minutes, 44 seconds
🫂 Meet The Team: Our Boss Sonder
A profile piece on our boss, the big dog who calls the shotsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/11/2023 • 15 minutes, 6 seconds
🗒️ Bottom Of The Notes: Do You Look At The Person In The Car Next To You?
For the final edition of bottom of the notes, Ben poses a question to the guysSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/8/2023 • 7 minutes, 8 seconds
🗒️ Bottom Of The Notes: Teachers Who Write Plays
Liam and Belle recount the school plays they did that were rewritten for legal reasonsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/7/2023 • 6 minutes, 8 seconds
🗒️ Bottom Of The Notes: Belle’s A Scam Artist
Belle’s number is being used as a scam.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/6/2023 • 5 minutes, 57 seconds
🗒️ Bottom Of The Notes: Ben Got In Trouble With Airport Staff
They’ve changed something at airports, and it landed Ben in hot waterSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/5/2023 • 3 minutes, 6 seconds
🗒️ Bottom Of The Notes: Air Tagging Ya Pet’s
Liam’s got a dilemma with the air tag on his dogSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/4/2023 • 5 minutes, 7 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Team Member Of The Year
This is simply huge, the entire team comes in to vote on Team Member Of The Year, Brownlow style. Also, Y2K happened.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/1/2023 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 14 seconds
Liam’s Mum Admits To Punching Cones
The Premier agreed to smoking weed! We call Liam’s Mum to find out if she has too
Loose mum’s
Liam’s little song about the premier getting high
610 Quiz: The best Christmas song
Explaining ‘Whamaggedan’
Basic insult that cuts deep?
Jingle Belles: Lose yourself
Kids asking Santa questions
Friday meat tray of the year: Waffle stompin’ Steph
Well, we’re done for the year!
Ben looks like Bully Mcguire, Liam's got a cooooooool mum and Belle needs to SWITCH ON!
Quote of the show “I thought you’d enter through the back door santa”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/1/2023 • 44 minutes, 13 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Team Christmas Presents (The Bohemian Rhapsody of Rave)
A nice off-air for once! Everyone gets their Christmas presents.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/30/2023 • 24 minutes, 11 seconds
The Topic Everyone Stayed Anonymous For
What happened at the Christmas party?
The research is in. No one knows who we are.
610 Quiz: Crimson! What’s crimson?
Jade has been SMASHING the pod
Nova Boy’s Spotify Wrapped
Our Spotify wrapped + What hole are you in?
Jingle Belles: Choir sings
Can anyone guess Liam’s fiancé’s cryptic costume
The racist royal has been revealed
News Icon Peter Hitchner is hanging up the boots
What is Crimson? A concept? Perhaps. An idea? Maybe. A Theory? You could argue. Have I just gone on Thesaurus.com? Definitely. Ben listens to rain, Laim hates his fiance's fancy dress idea, and Belle is angry at colours.
Quote of the show “Janine’s got that dog in her”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/30/2023 • 53 minutes, 39 seconds
🎤 BIT: News Legend Peter "Hitchy" Hitchener On His Last Day!
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/29/2023 • 3 minutes, 25 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Someone's Been Drinking Liam’s Sauce
Who has been attacking the staff fridge? It's clearly Teena. Like, how does she keep getting away with it? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/29/2023 • 24 minutes, 41 seconds
Catching A Cheater In The Most Brutal Way
Liam’s embarrassing wee dot
Belle needs small talk tips! We practice in the nova lift
610 Quiz: Tom Cruise won’t catch on
God Dexy’s Midnight Runners suck live
Belle hates Christmas
How did you expose the cheater?
Vouchers are lazy presents
Belle's not celebrating Christmas this year, Liam pissed his pants and Ben gets supremely chatty in our virtual elevator.
Quote of the show “From your sexy hot Latina”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/29/2023 • 31 minutes, 32 seconds
👶 118 Reasons Not To Have Kids
Does Ben regret having his child? Obvs not. This list of pure baby hate made us feel super weird. #gonslavesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/28/2023 • 5 minutes, 20 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Producer Teena’s Funeral
Liam's back on the Teena hate train. Will she survive? Signs point to no.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/28/2023 • 16 minutes, 22 seconds
Belle Gets An Eyebrow Slit
We got reviewed on “Steph and Anja’s Media Reviews”
Does Ben need to buy Freddie a Christmas present?
610 Quiz: Belle watching TikTok’s mid-show.
Twilight chat
The 118 reasons why Ellie Gonsalves doesn’t want a baby!
The dictionary words of the year
Belle gets eyebrow slits
God, we’re so authentic
Love rat: Are you planning on being single soon?
Advent Calendar: An Engagement Ring!
Yesterday Ben thought his kid was dumb, now he doesn't even want to get him a Christmas present. Liam explains why kids are bad, Belle nonchalantly uses her phone on loud whilst we're on the air, and Ben gives Belle a 'haircut.'
Quote of the show “Dude where’s my dugong”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/28/2023 • 55 minutes, 15 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Producer Andy is DONE! (TMOTY Discourse)
Look out everyone, this one gets feisty. Maybe the Monday-itis is getting to us. Either way, Vote 1: Reydoon for TMOTY.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/27/2023 • 26 minutes, 45 seconds
Ben Realised His Son His Dumb
We're back on dry land! This week Ben gives up on his dream of his son changing the world with his intellect, Belle buys a moth-eaten, second-hand bikini and Liam is just gonna 'vibe' out' his wedding dance.
Ben’s realised Freddie was a bit dumb
Liam needs Ben’s help with his wedding dance
610 Quiz: What’s ya fav energy drink Michelle?
What’s ya Subway order?
Belle bought Op Shop bikinis!
Ben ate all the Christmas cherries last year
Ben bought his wedding suit!
Worst work Christmas presents
Best work Christmas presents
Belle went to the Mushroom 50
That new Squid Game reality show
New’s Jumble is back
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11/27/2023 • 54 minutes, 35 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Ben Didn't Hit Record
So many bombshells in the podcast. Will you hear them? Who knows, because Ben didn't hit record.
PLINTHSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/24/2023 • 46 minutes, 34 seconds
PedalMo Day 5: WE MADE IT!
We've raised over $25000 for Movember Pdeal Boating down the Yarra and we finally made it to CrownSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/24/2023 • 46 minutes, 10 seconds
🚫 Off Air: The Meat List
You know, like that show The Blacklist, but with meat... and without James Spader.
PLINTH!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/23/2023 • 30 minutes, 9 seconds
PedalMo Day 4: Salvatore The Seal
Wild scenes on the side of the Yarra when we encounter a rare beast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/23/2023 • 53 minutes, 50 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Get Janda To Melbourne!
Confirming formalities before next week's TMOTY vote.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/22/2023 • 18 minutes, 55 seconds
PedalMo Day 3: Magnet Fishing
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11/22/2023 • 52 minutes, 29 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Best Clapper Confirmed
Jack has fatigue so Scudda bought him a present that seems illegal.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/21/2023 • 28 minutes, 24 seconds
PedalMo Day 2: Snake Island
We're back on the Yarra!
610 quiz: SAIL!
Belle's contraband
There's a mysterious island ahead
Exploring Snake Island
Paul donated instead of buying something
We've been spotted!
Liam's back is genuinely toast
Rowing crew 'Prost8' pull up and chat
Most successful Idol contestants
Captain's Breakfast
Cliff from the BOM swung by
Liam opens up about his own struggles
Have you ever flashed?
We're back for another day of pedaling. Belle has a near-death experience, Ben eats an almond and Liam busts Belle with banned goods.
Quote of the show: "Codeine, or a brick of cocaine?"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/21/2023 • 47 minutes, 38 seconds
🫂 Liam Opens Up About His Mental Health
Our pedal boat quest down the Yarra for Movember is to help start these conversations that we should all be having. Love you, mate.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/20/2023 • 12 minutes, 4 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Who Has The Best Clap?
Head to the Alpha Squad FB group to vote on the official poll.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/20/2023 • 17 minutes
PedalMo Day 1: Our Journey Begins!
Launching the journey
610 Quiz: Nobody's heard of Rebecca Black?
Calling the Coast Gaurd for clearance to launch
Christening the boat
We are in the water!
Did your mum fight your battle?
Belle does a wee
Revealing what's in the captain's sack
A big donation from ANACONDA
Does 'Going on a break" work?
Advent calendar
Liam meets another captain.
We set off on our voyage down the Yarra in our PedalMo! Ben ate some salami, Liam brought a machete and Belle does a wee.
Quote of the show: "He's cutting the kielbasa with the machete"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/20/2023 • 56 minutes, 31 seconds
🚫 Off Air: The Most Downvotes Ever
This has been dubbed as black Friday, a dark day indeed for team morale.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/17/2023 • 40 minutes, 41 seconds
Reading Out Our Old CRINGE Statuses
Our old statuses are just as cringe as Travis Kelce's
The Cadbury eyebrow ad was fake?
Wippa talks about his erotic novel
610 Quiz: Questions at the end, please
Belle! What’s your dad’s ringtone?
The Pedal-Mo's Maiden Voyage
Tilli’s Mowing her on way by doing 15o burpees a day
Belle got an NHD instead of a GHD
Harry Styles shaved head: Hot or not?
Maccas lost their battle vs HJ’s
Joel Creasey’s doing Rocky Horror
Friday meat tray: Beep test vomit girl
We're all cringe af. Belle reads an erotic passage, Liam is mad an iconic TV ad is fake, and Ben squares up to 40 grown men. He didn't beat them, he just stood his ground.
Quote of the show “Still A Smash”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/17/2023 • 53 minutes, 7 seconds
🩳 Liam's Outfit Has DE-RAILED Show!
I think he looked great tbfSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/16/2023 • 3 minutes, 37 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Liam Comes Down On Producer Teena Like A Ton Of Bricks
Well, it’s happened again, and we’ve taken a ratings hit for it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/16/2023 • 8 minutes, 11 seconds
Liam Fell Into The Yarra
Today’s all set to be the show of the month
The captain's safety briefing
Kieran's gut-retching story about his mate's struggle with mental health
610 Quiz: You know what an ACRA looks like right?
Liam getting drilled for his cargo shorts
Did you buy stuff for a hobby and never get around to it?
WE’RE GIVING AWAY A FRIDGE!
Why do you need a fridge?
Call up and say something cool
Rapid-fire fridge calls
Three words or less why do you need a fridge?
Why are people still doing the three-word thing
Dean! You’ve won the fridge.
Liam popped several blood vessels in his head yelling about fridges. Seriously the man looked like he was about to burst. That's how much this show means to him. Belle rags on Liam for his attire, Ben calls Belle a *****, and Liam ends up in the crystal-clear water of the Yarra. Yum yum yum yum yum.
Quote of the show: “WE’VE GONE ELECTRONIC”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/15/2023 • 52 minutes, 13 seconds
🚫Off Air: Who Forgot To Add Producer Teena Into The Group Chat
Someone's made a biiiiiig mistake.
Editors note: Digital Producer Jack, here. I'm genuinely starting to think I don't exist. Liam has gone from forgetting my name to not realising I'm even in the room. I feel like he's doing it on purpose but he isn't a good enough actor to be so surprised when he realises what he's done. For context, I LITERALLY stand next to him in the Off Air Pod. I'm worried for Liam's eyesight and I'm worried for my sanity. Please help.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/15/2023 • 22 minutes, 1 second
Ben Vs Belle In The Beep Test
Liam just strolls in when he wants
Ben’s Donated but what about Liam and Belle?
Captain Liam’s nautical test
Peter’s Lawn Mowing his own way
610 Quiz: Our Vaping views
The difference between Claymation and Stop motion
Ben vs Belle in the beep test
Please donate to our Pedalmo
The Aussie word of the year
Jim’s Poo Patrol isn't happy with Belle
Ridiculous reason you were late
The donations are going up nicely!
Well perhaps Belle didn’t win the beep test
Belle challenged Ben to a Beep Test-Off. The results will SHOCK you! But seriously there is a lot of contention as to who won (if there even was a winner). Liam rolled in like he owned the place, Belle had a formal complaint filed against her by a listener and Ben proved he's the only charitable person on the team.
Quote of the show “I’d slap the seal on the rump”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/14/2023 • 52 minutes, 34 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Arranging The Off-Air Brownlow
We’re already making arrangements for the last off air of the yearSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/14/2023 • 17 minutes, 26 seconds
Who's Going To Captain The Pedal-Mo?
Who’s going to Captain the Pedal Mo?
Ben reckons the Kid Laroi burger is just the McChicken
610 Quiz: Annie get’s points for vibe
Calling 12yr old Sadie as the police after she lied about her age
Liam didn’t have much luck in kiss chasey
They’re ditching the beep test
Jim’s Beauty! Does Jim do it?
Optus were just doing a software update
Ollie from Movember
The Kid Laroi is heading out on tour
We are going on a week long pedal boat trip so the arguments of ship captain have taken hold of the show. Ben loves celebrity burgers, Liam pranks a 12 year old and Belle thinks she is Ethiopian marathon champion Haile Gebrselassie.
Quote of the show “Constable Chum Buckets Farts McGibbon”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/14/2023 • 55 minutes, 16 seconds
🧌 Bonus: Belle’s Being Trolled
Belle realises she’s being trolled and we talk about Inspector Gadget a lot.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/13/2023 • 7 minutes, 11 seconds
We’re Doing The Show From The Yarra For A Week!
What did you buy on Temu?
Belle went ham on the gym stories over the weekend
610 Quiz: Ya never had it did ya Hailey
We’re hitting the Yarra in the Pedal-mo!
Jenna is also Mo’ing her own way
Did you get the dress code wrong?
News Jumble: No winners this week
Tomothy Chalamet hosted SNL
Ben’s wild weekend that was in Warrnambool
Tay and Travis’ PDA
Spin the wheel for 70000% off ur next Temu purchase! Liam wants a Cobra Cane, Ben had a wild weekend in Warrnambool and in shocking hot off-the-press news, Belle has done the unthinkable and gone to the gym. Probably for the first time, too. It's not like she ever tells anyone.
Quote of the show “Ya never had it did ya Hailey”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/12/2023 • 45 minutes, 59 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Liam Has A Gripe With New Producer Teena
Liam has a crack at the newest member of the team and he also gets mad about not receiving a Steak Night invite.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/10/2023 • 33 minutes, 45 seconds
Playing “Radio Omegle”
Radio Omegle!
Meme of the week is back
610 Quiz: Naughty girl with a bad habit...
A 19yo didn’t know My Chem
How longs your everything shower?
Belle’s reeeeally getting around Daniels Doughnuts birthday
Are we happy with the Optus response?
Belle’s gonna be urban tanning
Ben’s Backyard: Costa from Gardening Australia
Belle watching TikToks during Liam's story
Advent Calendar: Doughnuts!
Friday meat tray: Dolphin attack Jade
Can we get some F's in the chat for Omegle? We pay tribute to the now-defunct and legendary website by playing a weird radio version. Meme of the week makes a triumphant return and Liam is doing No (dough)nut November.
Quote of the show: “Now THAT’S a cabana”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/9/2023 • 58 minutes, 17 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Who Has The Worst Lunch Game
Going through everyone in the team’s lunch and revealing who has the worst diet.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/9/2023 • 19 minutes, 47 seconds
Ben’s Big 30th Birthday
Ben’s flat Belle didn’t make him cakes
Ben’s final 30 before 30: Punching through wooden boards
610 Quiz: What’s your baldie Rushmore?
Belle begging for followers
When animals attack! What went you?
Almost all our Seinfeld jokes are landing
Liam had a wedding flower consultation
Well, 2023 is set to be the hottest year on record
There’s a new Mean Girls coming
Giving Ben his birthday presents
Advent calendar: Robot vacuum
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEN! But, shame on you Belle for not baking him cupcakes. This is also the second day in a row where we have shattered Belle's dreams of being a stand-up comic.
Quote of the show: “The money rolled in and the cakes stopped”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/9/2023 • 53 minutes, 9 seconds
🛴 Ben Gets Heckled By A 10-Year-Old At A Skate Park
Ben tried fulfilling a lifelong dream to drop in on a halfpipe and there were a few spectators that weren't letting him get off easy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/8/2023 • 6 minutes, 32 seconds
Optus Is Down?!
Trusty radio is here to save the day
30 before 30: Dropping into a bowl
Dumb questions Liam's getting about his wedding?
610 Quiz: Jesus, wake up Melbourne
Use the radio to send a message
Must be nice having a balcony Belle
Our new hot segment “News Jumble”
Belle finally got a UE Boom
Advent calendar: Our trees are up already
World's Best: Bungee Jumper
Belle’s joke falls flat
Call us from a landline
Wake up, wake up, a Kangaroo!
Call us from a payphone
We've been plunged into a 28 Days Later-esque dystopia because Optus decided not to work this morning. We spoke to 2 people calling from payphones, though. Belle's future in stand-up comedy hit a well-deserved speed bump and Ben got heckled by a 10-year-old at a skate park.
Quote of the Show: "Do it, you ******" See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/8/2023 • 43 minutes, 58 seconds
🤬 Songs That Get Edited For Radio
So many tracks cop a radio edit for swearing and they are HILARIOUS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/6/2023 • 3 minutes, 24 seconds
🚫Off Air: Some Great Team Bonding Over The Weekend
The entire team hung out separately over the weekend. We also have a really meta argument about the podcast structure. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/6/2023 • 19 minutes, 19 seconds
Liam's Weekend With Matt Damon
Liam’s mates had to change their ties at the races
Liam just wants to talk about the Block
610 Quiz: Prison guard Jordan kills the game
Novaboy’s funniest censorship edits
The “That MF’er is not real” girl speaks out
Liam spills the goss on Birdcage
30 before 30: Ben’s sick burnout
Does Godfather Liam have to get Freddie a present?
Urban tanning!
The Cornfield Blues streaming numbers are through the roof
Are you wiiiiiiinding down?
Advent calendar: Belle wants the racing tix
Tammy went to the cheese run for us
Liam rubbed shoulders with the world’s elite at the races over the weekend. He must have bought his tickets with all the streaming revenue from Cornfield Blues. Ben does a burnout and in an out-of-character moment, Belle really wants free Melbourne Cup tickets... or Ben and Liam were just gaslighting everyone. Who knows.
Quote of the show “Cream on your face” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/5/2023 • 57 minutes, 27 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Are Sick Days Allowed? The Official Ruling
For the first time in a while, there’s some positivity in the room for a TMOTW vote. We also say goodbye to a valued member of the teamSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/3/2023 • 32 minutes, 12 seconds
Ben Got Singing Lessons
30 before 30: Ben’s singing lesson
Liam’s still low-key dying
610 Quiz: Spell Diarrhoea
Britney sounds like War of the Worlds
You’ll never guess what she did with the onion
What are you raw dogging?
The brand-new Beatles tune
Ben’s backyard
A woman walked onto the tarmac to try and catch a plane
Would you shoot your ashes into space?
Belle’s been scammed AGAIN!
Friday meat tray: Finally giving Jay his PS5
Another day of Liam absolutely battling through the show #nosickdays. Ben sews the seeds of his one singing lesson to take on a Josh Groban song of all things. Belle uses the show for evil capitalistic gain after she was scammed, AGAIN.
Quote of the show “I love rawdogging brocilli” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/3/2023 • 56 minutes, 41 seconds
Liam's Sick On Air
Belle finds the Grinch hot! What fictional character do you have the hots for?
Liam has gastro
610 Quiz: Stay toxic brother
Centerfold! What a tune
30 before 30: Ben did an Ice Bath and we’re giving him singing lessons
Advent Calendar: Lightsaber
The whole squad roasting Belle
Cornfield Blues is on Spotify!
They're saying use emojis in passwords now
Love rat: You haven't been to their house?
Ordering a milkshake and getting urine
Roving reporter Robert gives us an update on the car chase
The Mean Girls cast got back together
Liam’s still battling
Liam’s absolutely battling today but he still came in because #NoSickDays. Ben tries an ice bath, and we stitch him up with singing lessons. Belle reveals she has the hots for The Grinch and Cornfield Blues is on Spotify now. Quote of the show “Go off ya toot”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/2/2023 • 46 minutes, 46 seconds
🍌 The Longest Radio Break We’ve Done All Year
Liam was accidentally sent 36 Bananas, so he gave them away to 36 callers in a BANANA BONANZASee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/1/2023 • 10 minutes, 55 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Breaking Down Our Worst Ever Tik Tok
We produced an absolute stinker last week, so we delve a little deeperSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/1/2023 • 20 minutes, 52 seconds
Ben's Got A Date With A High Profile Celebrity
Liam’s car almost got towed away
Belle gives the boys the “Bird Test”
Feeling insignificant whilst watching doco’s
610 Quiz: You seen the Lenny Kravitz photos?
Ben and Liam’s painfully awkward interview with Brian Cox
Lay off the Russell Brand impressions
BANANA BONANZA (The longest break we’ve done all year)
Ben’s having a play date with a super high-profile individual
Adelaide's the coolest town
Bloke who drank 2,000 pints in 200 days!
30 before 30: Ben reads the news
Thank God Halloween is over
Speaking to the creator of Melbourne's “Cheese Run”
Ben’s heading out on a play date with a big radio star and his son. Liam was seconds away from his car getting impounded and Belle does a TikTok test on the boys to see if they care about him. We also do the longest break we’ve done all year. Quote of the show “I’m not much of a cheese guy”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/1/2023 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 54 seconds
☕ Bonus: Belle’s Got A Bone To pIck With Café's
Belle has a gripe with cafes and then we end up talking Hog’s Breath for ages.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/31/2023 • 11 minutes, 55 seconds
We’ve Angered The Swifties
The Swifties are angry with us on Tik Tok
Do you nude up around the family?
Have you seen Halloween Belle?
610 Quiz: The home of dubstep and doughnuts
Skrillex was massive
Liam performed Cornfield Blues to the office
Our Halloween post is a bit revealing
Where was the spider?
What is Leo’s partner doing with her hands down there
Forbidden folder: "I was over 350kg’s"
Sam Smith got real sexy
Is anyone actually tricking tonight?
Public Drunkenness is legal now
Advent calendar: Trip to the Gold Coast
Yeah some comments we’ve made have angered the swities so we unpack that. It’s also Halloween so we hear from some kids who are “Tricking” instead of “Treating”. Quote of the show “Sucked in mandarin boy”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/30/2023 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 4 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Two Seating Stories
Liam gives us two stories that didn’t make it to air and Andy gets ragged for missing the pod.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/30/2023 • 13 minutes, 52 seconds
Liam’s Wedding Is Ruined
Did disaster strike before the big day?
Taylor Swift does not have slaves
610 Quiz: We like you Clint
Liam talks Derby Day for his free tickets
Belle got scammed
Ben surprises Liam with The Block interview he didn’t want
30 before 30: Swearing in five different languages
Can Swifties tell the difference between Taylor's Version and the O.G.
Kimmy K’s new nip bra
I.P. Mathew Perry
Did you get sacked by your parents?
Opening our show advent calendar
Disaster has struck a month out from Liam’s wedding. Belle has been scammed after taking advice from Liam and Ben becomes a hyperpolyglot when he learns to swear in five foreign languages. Quote of the show “Taylor Swift does not have slaves for the record”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/30/2023 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 51 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Recapping The Bin Fire Show That Was Tuesday
A hell of a lot of damning audio in this one.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/27/2023 • 29 minutes, 59 seconds
Tackling The World's Hottest Sauce
Liam is called out for bro hugging everyone he meets, however, he’s not phased as he won the EAFC 24 challenge. Ben tackles the Carolina Reaper Rectum Wrecker hot sauce, and we meet Melbourne's biggest Swiftie. Quote of the show “You’re a little introverted turtle boy”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/26/2023 • 57 minutes, 33 seconds
🚫 Off Air: We’re Doing What On The Live Stream?
Strikes being dished out left right and center.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/26/2023 • 9 minutes, 25 seconds
Belle Accidently Flashed A Thousand People
Belle accidentally flashed a crowd of people... TWICE. Liam's got his 10yr school reunion this weekend, but he can’t make it. So we hear about how yours went down and Ben attempts a random act of kindness. Quote of the show “I recommend the beans”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/26/2023 • 54 minutes, 52 seconds
😮💨 Bonus: Liam Wants To Take Up Smoking
Liam has asthma and he wants to smoke a cigar for his wedding.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/25/2023 • 4 minutes, 55 seconds
The Scariest Thing We’ve Ever Done In Radio
Ben jumped from the 10m diving board for 30 before 30. Liam regales the tail of when he hung out with Blink 182. The EAFC 24 game off heats up as people start to join Belle’s team and we’re joined by a guard from one of America's toughest prisons. Quote of the show “Choc nibs”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/25/2023 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 18 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Producer Andy Is Putting The Entire Team On Blast
Producer Andy has had four days off and he’s furious.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/24/2023 • 15 minutes, 9 seconds
Ben Got His Nipple Pierced
Liam’s family thought he was in a terrible accident because of an apple watch malfunction. We’re going to have an EAFC 24 off this week and hear all the action from Ben’s nipple piercing. Quote of the show “You don’t have big fat juicy nips”
Fedora xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/23/2023 • 57 minutes, 17 seconds
🗣️ The World's Fastest Talker
In this week's addition of world's best we meet John Moschitta Jr. The fastest talker the world has ever seen.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/20/2023 • 4 minutes, 36 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Roasting The Boss
A lot of straight flames in this pod after some mistakes were made.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/20/2023 • 30 minutes, 33 seconds
Liam's Country Song Has A Remix!
DJ Scudda has remixed the hit Liam wrote in five minutes “Cornfield Blues”. Belle reveals the brutal news she learned over txt and Ben’s backyard makes a triumphant return. Quote of the show “Get out of here lady”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/20/2023 • 54 minutes, 38 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Some Serious Shade Thrown In This Ep
There are some serious questions asked about every team member's work load.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/19/2023 • 18 minutes, 35 seconds
Ben Called Another Radio Show
Liam went to see one of his hero’s Sir Paul McCartney and Belle thought it looked terrible and Ben managed to call another breakfast show and get on air as a fake caller. Quote of the show “Hitch my wagon to your horse”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/19/2023 • 51 minutes, 18 seconds
I Almost Died THREE TIMES!
After hearing Ben’s father-in-law Chris was devastated after his favourite pickled onion company changed suppliers. Liam decided to call Chris impersonating the pickle factory to hear his complaint and smooth things over. We also hear insane stories from people who have used up their nine lives. Quote of the show “Bitta juice left in your crystals”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/17/2023 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 55 seconds
Forbidden folder: Have you been in a plane crash?
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/17/2023 • 10 minutes, 22 seconds
Off Air: Producer Andy Has A Secret Recording
Andy presents some damning audio to the team.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/17/2023 • 29 minutes, 11 seconds
Trying Ben’s Wifes Breast Milk
The guys genuinely try Ben’s wife's breast milk. Liam’s profesionally recorded his hit “Blues By The Cornfield” and Belle’s obsessed with Mecca now. Quote of the show “Glyphs”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/17/2023 • 57 minutes, 20 seconds
🚫 Off Air: What Happened At The Radio Awards
The night that was in radios night of nights and we uncensored a story we told in January. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/16/2023 • 23 minutes, 20 seconds
Liam Writes A Number One Hit
Liam wrote a country song in five minutes to prove how simple country music is. We get people to do the cringe voices that they do to their pets and recap radio’s night of nights. The ACRA’s. Quote of the show “Backdoor Belle”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/16/2023 • 53 minutes, 7 seconds
🏆 Comedy Segment Of The Year: Andy Lee In Belle’s Room
We picked up the ACRA award for comedy segment of the year for ruining Belle’s life. Relive the magic in this pod.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/15/2023 • 5 minutes, 46 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Producer Tom’s Last Day
Producer Tom is wrapping up so we send him off in style and vote on TMOTW.
Fedora xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/13/2023 • 18 minutes, 2 seconds
🗳️ Briggs Talks Yes Vote
A.B. Original’s Briggs tells us about the importance of the yes vote.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/13/2023 • 6 minutes, 34 seconds
It’s TALL BOY Hour!
Belle recounts her brutal Saturn return; Ben’s backyard genuinely has a sponsor now and we give away a freaking tall boy. Quote of the show “Two roosters clucking around the pen”
Fedora xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/12/2023 • 46 minutes, 4 seconds
OFF AIR: There’s A Bit Of Diva Action Going On
Someone gets called out for being a real diva behind the scenes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/12/2023 • 16 minutes, 35 seconds
Liam’s Mum Slid Into Ben’s DM’s
We hear about some of the worst uber rides ever, Ben reveals Liam’s Mum has been messaging him and we remember the wonderful Cal Wilson. Quote of the show “How those chakras”
Fedora xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/12/2023 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 27 seconds
🚫 OFF AIR: Producer Andy Drops A Logistical Bombshell
To be honest, everyone's taking the absolute piss with the show over the next fortnight.
Fedora xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/11/2023 • 18 minutes, 21 seconds
Belle’s Emotional Life Announcement
Turns out Australians have the sexiest accent, so we called an American sex line and asked them to do an Aussie accent for us. Belle also opens up about her personal life. Quote of the show “you're a jelly swagman”.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/11/2023 • 39 minutes, 34 seconds
🍆 World’s Best Lover
We speak to European sex champion and world's best lover Sweet Mary.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/10/2023 • 5 minutes, 19 seconds
Belle Saw Liam’s Penis
This podcast genuinely contains the craziest calls we’ve had this year. We asked, “What do you wish you could forget?” and were blown away by the MA15+ stories. Belle also revealed she’s accidentally seen Liam’s peen. Quote of the show “It’s a bit fweaky”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/10/2023 • 57 minutes, 8 seconds
🗣️ Bonus: The Worst Voice Acting Of All Time
Some terrible voice acting was brought to Liam’s attention.
Fedora xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/9/2023 • 4 minutes, 2 seconds
Grandpa Died On The D Floor At My Wedding
We hear about some of the worst possible weddings, a marriage that lasted six hours and a death on the dance floor. Belle had to help a girl flush her poo at a nightclub and we check in with young max before his 7th birthday party that he invited us to.
Fedora xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/8/2023 • 52 minutes, 58 seconds
🚫 OFF AIR: Laying Down Elevator Etiquette
Turns out we’ve all got very different ideas of the rules around the office lift.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/6/2023 • 25 minutes, 34 seconds
Breaking A Kids Heart
Kids have started calling up and inviting us to their birthday parties. Liam’s thinking about sleeping in a separate bedroom to his fiancé and Ash Gardner from the newsroom gives us a beautiful Lizzo performance. Quote of the show “Sleep deep fart heavy”
Fedora xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/6/2023 • 57 minutes, 35 seconds
🚫 Liam Brown Nosed The CEO
Liam’s back to his old brown-nosing ways.
Fedora xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/5/2023 • 9 minutes, 20 seconds
We've Rebranded The Entire Station
Ben’s father-in-law hilariously did the most dad thing ever. We rebranded the entire station to Noggs 100 and Liam revealed the awkward thing that happened when his partner met his ex. Quote of the show “How many people on the doodle team?”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/4/2023 • 45 minutes, 6 seconds
🚫 OFF AIR: Talking About PS2 Games For 20 Minutes
Just bulk chat about old games for some reason.
Fedora xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/4/2023 • 20 minutes, 7 seconds
Getting Absolutely Sledged By Our Listeners
We let our listeners pick the new show slogan for our billboards, the suggestions are brutal. We meet the world's best snake catcher and teach kids about the dangers of gambling with spinny, winny chance game. Quote of the show “bean munch”
Fedora xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/4/2023 • 51 minutes, 22 seconds
😧 Undercover Cop Reveals What He Had To Do At Gun Point
Forbidden folder: Undercover copsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/3/2023 • 6 minutes, 42 seconds
🌐 BONUS: Belle Discovered A Raunchy Website
Belle’s wild story about what her friend caught a grandpa googling.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/3/2023 • 9 minutes, 56 seconds
You Dislocated Your Jaw Doing What?
We hear about some ruuuude injuries that will make your skin crawl. Liam thinks SAS Australia is utterly ridiculous and meet an undercover cop. Quote of the show “If you want steam crunch, this is the show for you”.
Fedora xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/3/2023 • 48 minutes, 28 seconds
🥇 Brayden Maynards Mum Spills The Pies Afterparty Goss
Donna Maynard tells us what happened after Collingwood wonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/2/2023 • 3 minutes, 28 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Producer Brodie's Wild Story About An Aussie Sporting Legend
Brodie had a run in with a sporting legend back in the day when he was working at a cafe.
Fedora xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/2/2023 • 11 minutes, 45 seconds
That Is The Most Brutal Call We’ve Ever Had
Belle’s flat she didn’t get invited to Ben and Liam's BBQ, she’s also started her #HotGirlSummer. We hear from people who had their birthdays overshadowed for brutal reasons and give our take on the AFL Grand Final. Quote of the show “Lil’ Flagpies McRae”.
Fedora xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/2/2023 • 54 minutes, 46 seconds
Melbourne's Biggest Game Of Jack In The Pack!
Live from Punt Road oval on AFL Grand Final eve, we give away $10,000!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/29/2023 • 45 minutes, 43 seconds
🏉 Pies Star Isaac Quaynor Talks His Pre-Granny Routine
Isaac Quaynor reveals his new invention and talks grand final prep.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/28/2023 • 4 minutes, 40 seconds
🚫Off Air: A Team Member Of The Week Vote
We’re doing the jack-in-the-pack show tomorrow so we did our team-member-of-the-week gear early.
Fedora xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/28/2023 • 24 minutes, 34 seconds
We Got A Witch To Hex The AFL Premiership Cup
Guy Sebastian sings “Waltzing Matilda’ for our biggest game of Jack In The Pack. Pies star Isaac Quaynor chats before the big game and we literally get a witch to Hex the real AFL trophy. Quote of the show “Wee on it and suck it out”.
Fedora xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/28/2023 • 43 minutes, 14 seconds
🏉 Our Unhinged Chat With Warwick Capper!
A beautifully cooked yarn with AFL Legend and hanger expert Warwick “The Wiz” Capper!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/27/2023 • 8 minutes, 54 seconds
💨 BONUS: Shameful Farts
Belle tells a nice story and then the boys derail it with fart chatSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/27/2023 • 8 minutes, 31 seconds
The Real Reason Dan Andrews Stepped Down
We got the inside scoop on the real reason why Dan Andrews stepped down as Premier of Victoria. We have a wild chat with Warwick Capper and Liam has started sleepwalking. Quote of the show “Escargot snail girl era”.
Fedora xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/27/2023 • 55 minutes, 46 seconds
👶 BONUS: Mum Who Named Her Baby “Methamphetamine Rules”
ABC Journo Kirsten Drysdale joins us after testing Australian naming regulations and legally naming her baby ‘Methamphetamine Rules’ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/26/2023 • 5 minutes, 38 seconds
🚫Off Air: Producer Andy Caused A Security Breach
Andy let a full-blown intruder into NOVA.
Fedora xxSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/26/2023 • 17 minutes, 29 seconds
Liam's Politically Incorrect Take
Jono Brown gives us some hanger tips ahead of Melbourne's biggest jack-in-the-pack game this Friday. Liam’s absolutely devastated that KFC has gone cashless, and we meet a Mum who named her baby “Methamphetamine Rules”. Quote of the show “Cocaine rules”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/26/2023 • 54 minutes, 5 seconds
🖤 🤍 Bonus: Josh Daicos Reveals How Many GF Tickets AFL Players Get
Josh Daicos chats ahead of the biggest week of his life.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/25/2023 • 6 minutes
🚫 Off Air - A Lot Of Sandler Chat For Some Reason
The Sandler ranker could be coming backSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/25/2023 • 20 minutes, 10 seconds
Belle Goes To Church Now
Belle is religious now apparently, the flame in Liam’s relationship is out and Ben’s son Freddie inherited his small head. We’re also joined by Josh Daicos ahead of The Brownlow and Grand Final this week. Quote of the show “Jackson Cankles”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/25/2023 • 49 minutes, 32 seconds
✍️ Bottom Of The Notes: Super Foods
Ben’s getting on a very strange superfood.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/21/2023 • 9 minutes, 16 seconds
✍️ Bottom Of The Notes: Our High School Cars
We reminisce over the wheels we were driving in year 12.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/20/2023 • 4 minutes, 34 seconds
✍️ Bottom Of The Notes: Ben’s Dog Registration
Ben’s infuriating argument with the council.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/19/2023 • 8 minutes, 25 seconds
✍️ Bottom Of The Notes: The Birkenstock Investor
Liam’s hot segment that never got up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/18/2023 • 6 minutes, 33 seconds
✍️ Bottom Of The Notes: Who Has The Best Signature
Belle thinks Liam has a child's signature.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/18/2023 • 9 minutes, 14 seconds
🇦🇺 We Made An Aussie Version Of “We Didn’t Start The Fire”
We rerecorded Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start The Fire” and gave it an Australiana feel.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/15/2023 • 5 minutes, 22 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Voting For Team Member Of The Week
It’s the morning of all mornings here at Off Air headquarters.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/15/2023 • 24 minutes, 8 seconds
Your Girl Math Equations?
Belle explains the ‘Girl Math’ phenomenon to us, and we get your equations. We recorded Billy Joel’s “We didn’t start the fire” and made it Australian and launch Melbourne's biggest game of Jack in the Pack.
Quote of the show: “Thanks for listening, get fkd”
Give us your “Girl Math” equations?
Our Aussie version of “We didn’t start the fire”
610 Quiz: Uh oh, Bane’s here guys
Kylie Minogue reached out to our Producer Tom
We’re doing Melbourne's biggest game of Jack in the pack
What gives you the ick?
Friday meat tray: Tom the tradies rank breaky
See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/15/2023 • 43 minutes, 21 seconds
🎤 Jess Mauboy Serenades Producer Tom
Jess Mauboy tells us how she linked up with Jason Derulo and she sings a song especially for out producer Tom.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/14/2023 • 10 minutes, 53 seconds
🐔 Bonus: Liam Is Furious At Red Rooster
We’re all sick of companies texting us.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/14/2023 • 6 minutes, 59 seconds
The Most Foul Pick Up Lines
Dogs are going to be banned from inner north pubs soon so we see how far we can push it. Get your raw pick up lines, Ben starts a new segment and we get tips on battling baldness.
Quote of the show: “Is Billy Joel the lead singer of Fall Out Boy?”
Calling a pub to see what animals are welcome
Love rat: Worst opening lines on a dating app
610 Quiz: Too many sunscreen rules
Executing Ashlee Simpson
Ben’s backyard: Got any lawn Q’s?
There’s rats in the hospital!
How are you battling the baldness?
Fall Out Boy's version of We Didn’t Start The Fire slaps
A.I. Coke, we don’t need that!
Jess Mauboy serenades producer Tom
An annoying Facebook marketplace guy barged into Liam’s house
Seriously guys don’t follow the show
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9/14/2023 • 55 minutes, 9 seconds
✂️ Uncut: John Ibrahim’s Former Bodyguard
Forbidden folder: Underworld Figure Neil “The Muscle” Cummins.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/13/2023 • 5 minutes, 25 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Who’s The Biggest Ticket Rat?
Everyone's always trying to steal listener tickets.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/13/2023 • 15 minutes, 28 seconds
An Inspirational Cameo From Cocaine Cassie
We speak to tradies with shocking diets. Get an inspirational cameo from a convicted drug smuggler and froth over the film “Spy Kids” coming back to our screens.
Quote of the show: “Melbourne we’re getting fingered next”
Tradies rancid diets
Inspirational Cameo from Cocaine Cassie
610 Quiz: Nokia “Three, three, ten”
Spy Kids is coming back!
Did you catch a shoplifter?
There’s a bitta rot in the AFL
Forbidden folder: Underworld Figures
We’re a lot like U2
Do you have the worst phone?
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9/13/2023 • 54 minutes, 3 seconds
🎳 Extended Cut: World's Best Ten Pin Bowler
Jason Belmonte is the GOAT of Bowling and he’s also an Aussie legend.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/12/2023 • 8 minutes, 34 seconds
🚫 Off Air: A New Team Members Worst First Day Ever
Our new “SDCP” Jack had a sh*tter of a first day.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/12/2023 • 12 minutes, 29 seconds
Why The Cops Had To Come To Our Work
We were robbed, like genuinely robbed so our office became a crime scene yesterday. Turns out Cocaine Cassie is on Cameo now, so we order one and we speak with the world's best bowler.
Quote of the show: “It’s not the poo’s fault”
When did the cops come to your work?
Cocaine Cassie is on Cameo now
610 Quiz: Wil goes for five for five
Ben’s raiding the snack cupboard
World's Best Ten Pin Bowler: Jason Belmonte
The Masked Singer reveal is always hilarious
What ruined the friendship?
Turns out there’s a celebrity power ranker on IMDb
Recounting Ben and Liam’s only fight in a decade
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9/12/2023 • 47 minutes, 16 seconds
🤫 Inside Australia's Most Exclusive Club
Have you been in the secret chairman’s lounge? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/11/2023 • 10 minutes, 25 seconds
Belle And Liam Finally Met Ben’s Son Freddie
We get all the goss from inside the secret Qantas Chairmans Lounge. You’ll hear what happened when Belle and Liam met Ben’s son Freddie for the first time and we speak to someone whose grandparents got divorced.
Quote of the show: “My Nana has a boyfriend”
Ben’s wife doesn’t approve of Liam's rebrand
Have you been in the secret chairman’s lounge?
Godfather Liam and Belle met Ben’s son Freddie
610 Quiz: Are you reversing a truck?
Groomer treated Liam’s dog like a human
Did your Grandparents get divorced?
Belle’s into Jazz now
Have you been to a “Hucks”?
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9/11/2023 • 43 minutes, 52 seconds
💊 Are You On The Weight Loss Wonder Drug ‘Ozempic’?
Real people using Ozempic, the drug celebs are rapidly losing weight with.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/8/2023 • 10 minutes, 39 seconds
🚫 Off Air: The Bosses Haven’t Caught Us Trolling Nova
A posthumous team member of the week win and the wild thing we’ve been getting away with for two weeks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/8/2023 • 23 minutes, 37 seconds
🏉 Extended Cut: AFL Star Dylan Buckley
Dylan Buckley on his new book and Grand Final breakfast.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/8/2023 • 13 minutes, 18 seconds
Would You Let Your Partner Sleep With A Dying Friend?
Turns out Belle shares food with her cat. Rank! We talk about the weird ass Coles hand man during the coin toss at the footy and chat all things ‘Ozempic’ the weight loss wonder drug.
Quote of the show: “Past the mouth straight to the peen”
Would you let your partner sleep with a dying friend?
Treating your pets like a human
610 Quiz: Mambo number 5
Where did Cameron Diaz go?
The weird ass Coles hand man at the coin toss
Carlton super fan Tommy is pumped for the big game
Are you on the wonder drug ‘Ozempic’?
Turns out Taylor Swift is a massive fraud
Dyl Buckley on his new book
Friday meat tray: Liz tries sauce for the first time
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9/8/2023 • 54 minutes, 2 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Who Is the Show Rat?
We find out if there's a traitor in our midst.
Hear our chat with the Australian Radio Lords.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/7/2023 • 12 minutes, 7 seconds
The Most Brutal Breakup Ever
We’re very excited that The Nun 2 and Big Fat Greek Wedding 3 have been released on the same day, chat about the Melbourne toy store selling vapes and Belle tells us about her first night at pilates.
Quote of the show: “You made me say Pornhub”
The Nun 2 and Big Fat Greek Wedding 3 is FINALLY out
Toy Planet sell some reeeeal dangerous stuff
610 Quiz: Ahhh Porn Hub?
Footy guy Liam gives his tips
Belle went to Pilates and didn’t feel the burn
Your gonna have the second-best day of your life
The worst time to break up
We’ve got a footy ticket (Singular) to giveaway
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9/7/2023 • 36 minutes, 58 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Belle’s Mum Jackie Jackson’s Verdict
Do we kick Belle’s mum out of our Facebook group? We let you decide.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/6/2023 • 16 minutes, 26 seconds
Liam’s Disgusting Travel Habit
Ben has finally invited the godfather Liam over to meet his son Freddie but he’s not happy that Belle is getting a run too.
Quote of the show “Laying a Sherby egg”
Belle takes the baby cry test to meet Freddie first
Farewell to Qantas CEO Alan Joyce
Ben may have been robbed
610 Quiz: Sleeping like a baby?
Steven Tyler looks like an old woman
Does height different matter?
Wing King James ate 276 wings in 12 minutes
What have you gone your whole life without?
Bank chat! That was quick
Liam’s going through a rebrand
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9/6/2023 • 53 minutes, 57 seconds
🕵️ Bonus: The Anonymous Person Behind The Radio Meme Account
A radio meme page has started on Instagram and the whole radio industry wants to know who’s behind it.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/5/2023 • 11 minutes, 54 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Unpacking The Chain Of Command
We revisit the Nova management tree and talk about Jackie Jackson’s ban.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/5/2023 • 14 minutes, 8 seconds
He Got His Tackle Caught Where?
We bust out into song at some point during this ep. Liam’s retainers were involved in a super cringe encounter, and we speak to people who are into feet.
Quote of the show “Her boobs were made of wood”
Liam’s retainers got him into a sticky situation
Belle has radio at 6 and BFT at 12!
610 Quiz: Singing All Star
Man, how good were Smash Mouth?
What was the rumour at your school?
Ben wants to take his baby to Equalizer 3
What’d you win from Maccas Monopoly?
How good's the Melbourne show?
Forbidden folder: Trauma cleaner
Ben’s becoming a reeeeal “Dad”
Is anyone actually into feet?
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9/5/2023 • 46 minutes, 31 seconds
🧽 Uncut: A Trauma Cleaner Recounts His Worst Jobs
Forbidden folder: Trauma cleaner.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/5/2023 • 8 minutes, 40 seconds
🏉 Collingwood's Josh Daicos Reveals An All Australian Secret
Josh Daicos on finals footy and becoming an All Australian.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/4/2023 • 7 minutes, 19 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Playing The Random Celebrity Game
We try out a game that the producers have been playing behind the scenes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/4/2023 • 21 minutes, 50 seconds
Ben’s First Father's Day
Ben recounts his first Father's Day as a dad, we launch a new deal for Belle’s cameo. Liam now goes by ‘Step King’ and we chat finals footy with Josh Daicos.
Quote of the show “A caramelising of Davids”
Ben got mad respect on his first Father's Day
The Mega Monday Cameo deal is here
610 Quiz: Mary goes five for five
That guy looks like Ben Folds
Call us if you’re a David!
Have you done more steps than ‘Step King’ Liam?
Olivia Rodrigo’s Vampire is about Tay
Liam feels like a seltzer
What happened on school camp?
Josh Daicos on finals footy
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9/4/2023 • 46 minutes, 49 seconds
🏥 Bonus: Nurse Tells Us X-Rated Stories
Caller of the week, Jess tells us about other things people have got stuck up their bums. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/1/2023 • 7 minutes, 21 seconds
🇳🇿 Guy Williams On Why Australia Shouldn’t Merge With NZ
Should NZ merge with Aus? We ask kiwi comedian Guy Williams.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/1/2023 • 4 minutes, 11 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Biggest Team Member Of The Week Runaway
A team member of the week DRILLing this week. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/1/2023 • 18 minutes, 5 seconds
We Had A Sleepover At Nova
It’s Ben’s first Father's Day as a Dad so it’s a reeeeally special weekend for Godfather Liam. We recap all the fun from the sleepover at Nova and get your icks.
Quote of the show “Your wife calls me Daddy”
What a night it was!
Father’s Day is a special day for... Godfather Liam
Liam still hasn’t even met Freddie
610 Quiz: Yep, that’s an eff bomb
Should NZ merge with Aus? We ask Guy Williams
Our sleepover at nova was awesome
What gives you the ick? Band aids on your knee
Bitta Lawn chat
Do you not know what your Dad does?
Friday meat tray:Emergency nurse Jess
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9/1/2023 • 38 minutes, 6 seconds
🤳 Belle’s Back On Cameo
Who wants a Belle Jackson Father's Day Cameo? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/31/2023 • 8 minutes, 14 seconds
🚫 Off Air: We Suspend An Alpha Squad Member
Someone's taking things too far on the Alpha Squad page.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/31/2023 • 14 minutes, 45 seconds
We Chat With Brendan Fraser
Tonight's the night, we’re having a sleepover at nova. We put the finishing touches on the big event. Ben asks whether he should shave the beard and Belle’s back on cameo.
Quote of the show “Get ya Dad a BJ”
It’s a slow news day! What’s happening in your world?
Two more people have called shotgun on the weekend
610 Quiz: Brendan Fraser lol
Calling Joel’s Mum to see if he can come to our sleepover
Are beards hot or not?
Who wants a Belle Jackson Father's Day Cameo?
Ben’s having lawn chat
Putting together the finishing touches for the sleepover
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8/31/2023 • 41 minutes, 38 seconds
🚪 Ross Noble Reveals Thank God You’re Here Secrets
Ross Noble on his Thank God You’re Here return.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/30/2023 • 6 minutes, 59 seconds
🚫 Off Air: The Betting Odds For Belle’s Radio Award
The betting odds are in for Belle’s radio award See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/30/2023 • 16 minutes, 58 seconds
Liam Said WHAT To Ben’s Mum?
Ben’s furious after Liam dobbed on him. We hear from podcasters who have been done dirty and Ross Noble swings by.
Quote of the show “I got the pirated copy from beefy”
Liam dobs on Ben for wanting to watch American Pie
Did they do you dirty?
610 Quiz: So High School musical
Belle LOVES High School Musical
Liam bought a terrible blower vac
We’ve got weekend tickets to giveaway and Jesse’s called shotgun
Did you catch them having a public session?
What can’t you do?
Ross Noble on his Thank God You’re Here return
Calling Erin’s Mum to see if she likes wrestling
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8/30/2023 • 58 minutes, 11 seconds
Eddie McGuire Gives Us The Scoop On Australia’s Most Luxurious Billionaire Party
Inside Australia's most luxurious party.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/29/2023 • 7 minutes, 38 seconds
🏋️ Bonus: Turns Out Other Celebs Go To Liam’s Gym
Liam’s going to some sort of elitist gym.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/29/2023 • 7 minutes, 24 seconds
Liam Goes To The Gym With The Prime Minister
Turns out Liam can’t tie his own shoelaces, we hear about people who spotted PMs in the wild and Eddie McGuire tells us about the party Australia’s richest man threw.
Quote of the show: “Some donga’s are bigger than others”.
Have you seen a PM in the wild?
610 Quiz: You’ve scored Netflix
The Veronicas are tiny
Inside Australia's most luxurious party
Liam can’t tie up his own shoelaces
Love rat: Worst response to “Will you marry me?”
Calling Sean’s Dad to see if she can come to the sleepover
KISS are playing the AFL GF!
Coinki Dinky Tuesday: Is it Dint or Dent?
Are you Melbourne's biggest Uber Eats pig?
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8/29/2023 • 53 minutes, 30 seconds
🐈 Bonus: Belle’s Two Cats Have Met For The First Time
Belle’s rescue cats Jeffery and Garry have finally been in the same room. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/28/2023 • 9 minutes, 3 seconds
Liam Is THE Footy Guy Now
Turns out Liam knows more about footy than Ben. He’s calming that he’s now the shows footy guy. We met a girl whose car burst into flames and talk about trumps mug shot. Quote of the day: “Tarry shit”
Liam’s the “footy guy” now
610 Quiz: You like Hurling?
Grow up! Peaches is a great song
Liar, liar: Who’s pants are on fire?
Another primary school kid offended Liam
Calling Emily’s Mum to see if she can come to the sleepover
Ben’s refusing to use reusable nappies
Hans roasts everyone
We’ve let a bloody puff piece on air
Lilana’s car caught on fire
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8/28/2023 • 46 minutes, 9 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Can Belle Steal Listener Tickets?
We all decide whether it’s ethical or not for Belle to take prizes from listeners.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/25/2023 • 22 minutes, 3 seconds
It’s Bed Hour!!!
Yeah, you heard right, we gave away an effing bed. Belle was extremely humbled on the Moulin Rouge red carpet and we hear from a dude in his 20’s who got a vasectomy. Quote of the pod “Mum, Died, Bed”
Everyone cut in front of Belle on the red carpet
An ad to promote our big sleepover
610 Quiz: “Bang” is back
Have you had a vasectomy at a young age?
What gives you the ick?
IT’S FKN BED HOUR!
Why do you want the bed?
Trent’s in the draw
You really really really want the bed?
Who's in the bed?
Three words or less! Why do you need that bed?
You’ve won a bed!!!!!
Friday meat tray: Music reviewer Ardella
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8/25/2023 • 51 minutes, 47 seconds
🚫 Off Air: The Radio Awards Goss
The radio award nominations are out and Belle Jackson is a shoo-in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/24/2023 • 18 minutes, 29 seconds
Belle’s Made A Friiiiiiend
Belle claims to have a new friend called Cindy, we call her to make sure it’s true. Ben shows off his new Samurai sword and we give away Banh Mi.
Ben is “Thinking” about letting Liam and Belle meet Freddie
Belle has a new “Frieeeeend”
Do you have a friend crush?
610 Quiz: BANG!
Samurai slaughtering Vitamin C
White Lotus season 3 is coming
Ben’s Mum has started listening to the pod
Banh Mi Blitz
Candyman Liam has promised Christina tickets
What movie should we watch at the sleepover?
What movie did you watch too young?
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8/24/2023 • 53 minutes, 48 seconds
Bonus: Narwhal Chat
Liam lifted four Narwhals.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/23/2023 • 6 minutes, 4 seconds
We’re Gonna Shave You Down
Ben’s baby Freddie only falls asleep when he hears something suuuuper creepy. We get stories from people with brutal as parents and hear death bed confessions.
Belle, are you awake?
How did you get the baby to sleep?
610 Quiz: I’m team Will Smith
This is a real Coles radio vibe
Picking sleepover snacks
Most brutal thing your parents have said?
Death bed confessions
We need a new voice for Mario
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8/23/2023 • 51 minutes, 33 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Is Someone Stealing Our Cookies?
Sometimes we get complimentary biscuits with our coffees and other times we don’t See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/22/2023 • 12 minutes, 32 seconds
I Hope Someone Get’s 619’d
We call our Mum’s to ask if we’re allowed to have a sleepover at nova. Ben’s shoddy DIY work has flooded his house and we call out lip kissers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/22/2023 • 44 minutes, 7 seconds
The Yiros Was Anastasia
Ben’s back baby, we hear how him and his wife Sam have gone with their first fortnight of parenting. We’re going to have a sleepover at Nova and the PM jumps on to talk Matilda's.
Daddy Ben is back
Who did you see at the shopping centre?
What the hell is going on with the arsonist in the news!?
610 Quiz: I’ve been to Spain
Belle, is your face okay?
Ben’s wife Sam is singing some questionable songs to their son
Albo gives Ben some fatherly advice
Spain won the world cup
We’re gonna have a sleepover at Nova
Sam Draper on shirtless Deven
Should we do the shirtless guys?
What does your kid want to dress up as at book week?
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8/21/2023 • 50 minutes, 29 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Liam’s Annoying New Catch Phrase
A podcaster drills Liam for his new vocal crutch See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/18/2023 • 21 minutes, 9 seconds
Literal Shreds Of My Ass
Belle’s been eating meat again and ‘animal medium’ Liam has a stern message to pass on. We also meet a mother of sixteen and get your icks.
Liam is an animal medium and has a message for Belle
610 Quiz: You a Scatman?
Bitta Scat chat
Melbourne's biggest family
How hectic was Fed Square?
What gives you the ick? Licking the bowl like a dog
Friday meat tray: Is Peter alive?
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8/18/2023 • 38 minutes, 37 seconds
🎶 Bonus: The Three Things Belle Finds Hilarious
There’s three specific things that Belle can’t handle.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/17/2023 • 5 minutes, 15 seconds
He Was In The Sh*tter
Liam almost went off the road after a huntsman dropped down on his windscreen. We recap our big Matilda's party and meet a woman who had a surprise baby without knowing she was pregnant at 14.
Nova’s struggling to find a catchy tune for our new competition
610 Quiz: Name one city in England
What did you miss because you were in the toilet?
The spider in Liam’s car
Forbidden folder: Teen mums
Were you inspired by the Tillies?
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8/17/2023 • 36 minutes, 7 seconds
🤓 Bonus: No One Understood Liam’s Nerd Reference
A sneaky little bonus about Liam’s nerdy reference.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/16/2023 • 3 minutes, 57 seconds
Strauchanieee On Nova
Turns out Bryan Keith Strauchan surprised Josh Daicos at his 12th birthday so we reunited them this morning. We also kindly decide to invite a designated pom to our Matilda's party.
Strauchanie surprises Josh Daicos
‘610 Quiz: Ya like the climb April?
We’re looking for a designated pom!
Belle’s big engagement was ruined by her brother
Liam has a big rumour about the AFL Grand Final
Did you know them before they were famous?
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8/16/2023 • 37 minutes, 8 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Producer Andy Was In A Drive-By
Crazy! Andy was involved in a drive-by in LA.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/15/2023 • 12 minutes, 17 seconds
I'm On Vapo Drop Money
We check in with new Dad Ben to see how his first week of fatherhood has gone. We’ve decided to throw a big Matildas party for the game and Joel Selwood swings by.
Checking in with Daddy Ben
We’re throwing a Matilda's party
610 Quiz: We like you too Mary
Shakira had Skeletons in the closet
Love rat: Weird ways you picked up?
Joel Selwood on life after footy
Belle and I could be out of a job
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8/15/2023 • 32 minutes, 23 seconds
🚫 Off Air: The Worst Email I’ve Ever Received
A truly awful email and Liam rejected an offer for beers from producer Brodie. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/14/2023 • 10 minutes, 22 seconds
Did It Cost More For The Second Eye?
We are still feeling the World Cup Fever after the Matilda’s iconic win. We speak to the young girl who got Sam Kerr’s kit and a dude who was on that plane where everyone was watching the game. Belle’s also got a new cat and it’s super gross.
Belle’s got a new cat and it is FUGLY
Belle’s wearing a ribbon in her hair for the tillies
610 Quiz: Is Peter possessed?
Where were you watching the big game?
Kids say the darnedest things
Young Zara who got Sam Kerr’s kit
How chill is your boss?
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8/14/2023 • 33 minutes, 16 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Ben’s 100% Missing Us
We’re PRETTY sure Ben’s missing us and some major strikes have been dished out. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/11/2023 • 18 minutes
Belle Died, Guys
An on-air death, a brother of a Matilda’s star and a cringe story from Liam disgusting fellow shoppers at Coles yesterday. This pod really has it all.
Lil Tay didn’t die but BELLE DID
Liam dropped his guts at Coles
610 Quiz: Name one pies player
Love rat: How many do you have on the bench?
Wendy’s burgers is coming down under
Matilda's merch giveaway
Tom Polkinghorne brother (Not father) of Matilda’s star Claire
What gives you the ick? Going up the stairs on all fours
Friday meat tray: Claire's love note from the tradie
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8/11/2023 • 38 minutes, 59 seconds
🫣 Bonus: Inspired Unemployed On Their Most CRINGE Stunts
Falcon, Jack, Dom and Liam from Inspired Unemployed talk their new show (Impractical) Jokers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/10/2023 • 6 minutes, 53 seconds
💀 Bonus: Belle May Die This Week
Belle is feeling like death after she got three immunisations in one hit.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/10/2023 • 8 minutes, 16 seconds
The Audacity Of Women
We try and find a venue for seventy-five thousand Matilda's fans. Liam made a “Ben Soundboard” because he misses him and the Inspired Unemployed fellas swing by.
Liam HATES changing rooms
Trying to find a venue for 75k Matilda's fans
Follow Belle guys
610 Quiz: Great Magpie impression
How do we feel about love notes?
Liam made a Ben soundboard
Real estate agents from hell
Where did you lose your AirPods?
Inspired Unemployed on their most CRINGE stunts
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8/10/2023 • 41 minutes, 44 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Our TV Ad Has Been Cancelled
We’ve genuinely been ripped off air after receiving complaints.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/9/2023 • 12 minutes, 15 seconds
NoobPowner_69
We find out if Disneyland really is coming to Australia. Belle is upset because she thinks Ben stole her baby name that she wanted for her future son and Liam stopped a crime.
Is Disneyland coming to Australia?
Baby name drama
610 Quiz: Nein
Belle’s Myspace
Were you a hero?
The “Enhanced games” Olympics with no drug testing
Forbidden folder: Were you homeless?
Why were they fired?
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8/9/2023 • 44 minutes, 55 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Another Host At Nova Doesn’t Know Who We Are
Smooth FM’s Mike Perso from our sister station sees us every day and doesn’t know who we are. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/8/2023 • 8 minutes, 58 seconds
Ben’s Had His Baby!!!
Ben and his wife Sam have had their baby boy. We find out how it all went and the name is revealed. We also speak to the president of the “Pingers” football club and put some entries in the Diary of a D grade celebrity.
Ben’s had his baby! And his name is...
610 Quiz: Bonus points and all Annie
President of the “Pingers” footy club
Diary of a D grade: Belle got big dogged at the nail salon
Sam Draper: Wack team names
Tillies win! Are we getting a public holiday?
Belle loses a Jonas Brothers quiz
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8/8/2023 • 34 minutes, 8 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Liam And Belle’s First Show Without Ben
Unpacking our first show without Ben.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/7/2023 • 11 minutes, 17 seconds
Crime Junky
Just Liam and Belle today, Ben’s wife Sam is in labour. Liam calls Denmark to mad dog the nation ahead of the women's world cup game and Andy Lee swings by to talk The Hundred and what happens when your mate has a baby.
Calling Denmark to mad dog them ahead of the women’s world cup
How obsessed are you with true crime?
Andy Lee on what happens when your mate has a baby
Did you see a Footy player in the wild?
Liam is loving AI songs
Belle got mansplained whilst washing her car
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8/7/2023 • 33 minutes, 30 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Podcaster Scott Has Done What No Podcaster Has Done Before
We were gob smacked after podcaster Scott went where no podcaster has gone before.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/4/2023 • 21 minutes, 24 seconds
Ya Like Schnugget’s Man?
Liam may or may not have accidentally kissed his dog on the hog. We give people who have never won prizes some prizes and get your icks.
Liam accidently kissed his dog on the dong
610 Quiz: Sorry the notes not high enough
What did your partner buy behind your back?
What’s your partner saved as in your phone?
Have you never ever won a prize?
What gives you the ick? Blood noses
Is Ben’s missing word Liam?
Friday meat tray: Secret door Michelle
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8/4/2023 • 45 minutes, 35 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Liam Has A Plan For Time Off?!
Liam’s hatched a plan for days off to “accommodate Belle’s birthday”.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/3/2023 • 16 minutes, 42 seconds
The Secret Door!
Banger of an episode today, we have more incriminating audio of Belle proving she’s not vegetarian. Liam also discovers a secret door in the radio station, and we open it up. What’s behind it? Well, you’ll have to listen to find out.
Incriminating audio of Belle eating meat
610 Quiz: The Scooby Doo Coaster
How good was Thank God You’re Here?
Are you waiting for someone to get divorced?
Belle’s missing word: Uno
There’s new Maccas sauce
Liam found a secret door
The boss confirms the door's existence
Anyone else seen a secret door?
Liam opens the secret door!
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8/3/2023 • 47 minutes
Grey From The Conc
We hear from people who go “Commando” every day. Catch up with Joshy Daicos and the new host of Thank God You’re Here Celia Pacquola.
Liam HATES the songs people are choosing for his wedding
610 Quiz: Will ya shut that dog up?
Ben’s only seen the crap Pitch Perfect
Do you go commando?
New host of Thank God You’re Here Celia Pacquola
Is it a bear or is it a man?
Forbidden folder: Have you been shot?
Collingwood’s Josh Daicos on why AFL players laser their legs
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8/2/2023 • 45 minutes, 56 seconds
🙄 Bonus: Liam’s Annoying Habit
Belle and Ben have noticed a new annoying habit about Liam.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/1/2023 • 7 minutes, 10 seconds
Beaver Curse
Belle saw Andy Lee in person for the first time since we showed him around her childhood bedroom. It was a painfully awkward experience. We also call out hospo workers for an annoying habit they have.
Belle awkwardly bumped into Andy Lee
610 Quiz: Our youngest winner yet
Melbourne's buying the most “Toys” in Australia
Can hospo staff actually remember people's orders?
Ben didn’t rate barbie
Baby name bingo: Buddy
Get around the Matilda’s
Did you get caught out by the flash?
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8/1/2023 • 44 minutes, 40 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Should We Do A Logie Show Again?
Well, what did we think of that? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/31/2023 • 13 minutes, 3 seconds
Logies Show
Different show today, Liam and Belle broadcast live from a hotel room where the Logies were held. Ben’s in Melbourne awaiting the birth of his son. Oh, and Belle trie a bidet live on air.
We’re at the Logies
Belle uses a bidet for the first time
610 Quiz: You don’t know Lighthouse Family
Nova and Chanel Ten’s Mel Tracina
Diary of a D Grade: Logies edition
Logie winner Amy Shark
What’s the worst thing you’ve seen in a hotel room?
Roving reporter Liam: Speaking to Hans
Gold logie winner Sonia Kruger
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7/31/2023 • 38 minutes, 9 seconds
🚫 Off Air: “Big Dog” Ben Is Furious At The Runt Of The Litter
Ben is nooooot happy after Belle tried to big dog him after the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/28/2023 • 24 minutes, 9 seconds
I Sure Do Ya Flaming Galah
Belle is exploding with excitement over the Jo Bro’s coming down under. We meet some other uber fans and give tickets away with a game called Jonas Mother.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/28/2023 • 50 minutes, 3 seconds
🦍 BONUS: Dave Brown Who Played Bollo On The Mighty Boosh
Liam is OBSESSED with the Mighty Boosh. It’s how the boys bonded back in the day. Enjoy this extended chat with Dave Brown from the show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/27/2023 • 16 minutes, 56 seconds
Is This Will And Woody?
We investigate why Tarneit is “Melbourne's Happiest Suburb” turns out it’s true. Liam’s neighbour is keeping him up at night from raging on COD and we give Galantis the ol’ Oppenheimer treatment.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/27/2023 • 48 minutes, 15 seconds
🏦 BONUS: Why Are You Wearing That To Work?
A sneaky little bonus, Ben’s annoyed with his bank and we’re off Belle for wearing activewear to work.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/26/2023 • 8 minutes, 4 seconds
Shein Hole
We trick Belle into reading a fake ad to prove she has no morals. We speak to women who have Shein Shame and meet a lady who works in a Morgue.
We have a secret recording of someone
Forbidden folder: Do you work in a Morgue?
Doja Cat is fighting her fans
610 Quiz: Name a Pokemon
Pop or not: Did Ali drop her guts?
The secret recording of Belle that will SHOCK you
Do you have Shein shame?
Baby name bingo: Oppenheimer
We’re helping Belle kick the moochers off her Spotify
Missing word: Liam’s free suits
Why Ben and Liam love Makeba so much
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7/26/2023 • 48 minutes, 57 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Do You Hate Me Ben?
Liam has a bone to pick with Ben... And Belle, they may hate him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/25/2023 • 13 minutes, 18 seconds
It Was Full Bogotá
Daily Mail beware, in this episode Liam leaks confidential company information. Belle thinks she may have a girly guy and Ben costs Nova another $1,000 and the boss is furious.
Liam’s “Nova Confidential” demo
Who wants a puffer jacket?
610 Quiz: Hemsworth lives in “Palm Beach”
Rob Thomas was getting pushed around
Liam horrifying “Poo Robe” incident
The boss isn't happy Ben cost Nova $1,000
Love rat: What happened when you met the family?
What’s got more views
Is your guy girlie?
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7/25/2023 • 45 minutes, 38 seconds
👂 For The Ears Of Cheeky Mums ONLY
Liam’s story about his dog’s meds that was too X-Rated for radio.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/24/2023 • 4 minutes, 7 seconds
Sneaky Gomez
Liam’s romantic weekend away was ruined. Ben had a car crash but he “meant to” do it and we meet the girl who got her A$$ signed by Lizzo.
Liam’s romantic weekend was ruined
610 Quiz: Hemsworth lives in “Palm Beach”
Ben crashed his car but he “meant to”
What did you do to induce labour?
Selena Gomez is doing well
Lizzo signed Bridget’s A$$
Did you meet your hero?
Essendon’s Sam Draper on Sam Kerr’s injury
What happened at the cinema?
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7/24/2023 • 38 minutes, 59 seconds
🚫 Off Air: 8 Minutes Of Wrestling Chat For Some Reason
We talk wrestling and the store “Athletes Foot” See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/21/2023 • 26 minutes, 54 seconds
Run Dear Boy!
We finally give an iPad to young khyber Maxamillion and make his day. We also hear stories about partners being hopeless during labor.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/21/2023 • 52 minutes
🚫 Off Air: Carpark Power Play
Belle may have sworn on air and Liam made a power play in the carpark See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/20/2023 • 14 minutes, 35 seconds
Dark Mama
To celebrate Barbenheimer we dished out tickets to both in exchange for reviews. We speak to a Matilda’s mum ahead of their opening game in the World Cup and Liam plays the gum leaf.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/20/2023 • 52 minutes, 39 seconds
🚗 Ben Has A Messy Ass Car
Liam gets up Ben for his gross car.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/19/2023 • 5 minutes, 11 seconds
Bintang And Nasi Goreng Soup
This show has it all, Ben was strapped into a pregnancy simulator. We get up Belle for wanting a vegetarian wedding and she fights with Australia’s leading lambassador Sam Kekovich and we meet a listener who went to North Korea.
Liam’s got a mysterious trick up his sleeve
Should Belle have a Vego wedding?
Lambassador Sam Kekovich arguing with Belle
610 Quiz: Liam are you Ben?
Feeding Fergie to the crocs
Ben gets hooked up to the “baby simulator”
Flights from hell
Breaking the devastating Comm Games news to Melbourne
Lindsay Lohan had a baby
Have you been to North Korea
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7/19/2023 • 56 minutes, 27 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Who Asked A Guest For An Autograph?
Someone on the team harangued a guest for an autograph.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/18/2023 • 22 minutes, 46 seconds
Fiddy In Some Spanx
We call our mums to find out where we were conceived... Yikes. Ben wants to know if he should buy a push present and we hear from people who have had their lives saved.
Forbidden folder: Where were you conceived?
610 Quiz: We thought Police station
No Doubt is a cover!?
Should Ben buy a push present?
What’s got more views: The worst round ever
What do you think that thing is?
Ben was furious after his lunch with Liam yesterday
What saved your life?
Liam’s diet's going well
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7/18/2023 • 52 minutes, 35 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Belle Harangued Andy On A SATURDAY!
Belle bothered Producer Andy on the weekend and he’s furious.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/17/2023 • 21 minutes, 2 seconds
Keeping Up With The Jackson’s
Belle has been scammed in the most CRINE way possible. We revisit one of the most savage TV shows in history “Fat families” and talk about Joe Jonas shitting his dacks.
Belle got scammed over her ‘blue tick’ lust
610 Quiz: It’s ya rude finger mate
How was “Fat Families” even a show
Did you do a “Joe Jonas”?
Ben’s responsible for Ports loss
Eminem came out at Ed Sheeran’s gig
What’d you drop into the Yarra?
Josh Daicos on the Pies cryogenic chamber
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7/17/2023 • 48 minutes, 12 seconds
🚫 Off Air: 24hr Lightsaber Update
Liam is in LOVE with his new present and Belle despises it. We also vote on TMOTW. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/14/2023 • 26 minutes, 12 seconds
Girls Gotta Eat
We found out Nova pay for audience research, our word clouds were BRUTAL. So we read them out on air. We also get your icks and speak to people who have gone on dates for their own personal gain.
Our brutal word clouds
Most brutal feedback you’ve received
610 Quiz: Too many drink questions
Did you go on a date for personal gain?
Miley is playing in Melbourne guuuys
What gives you the ick?
Trampoline stories
Melbournes WORST public toilet
Blake Lively’s gross feet
Friday meat tray: Prime kid Josh
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7/14/2023 • 46 minutes, 42 seconds
🎁 Ben Gives Liam His Belated Birthday Present
Liam receives a real life... Lightsaber! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/13/2023 • 6 minutes, 12 seconds
Wombat Girl
Liam had an awkward moment with a Melbourne celeb. We talk mummies boys in love rat, and we get some incredible stories for “What bit ya?”
We’re giving it heaps again!
Liam had an awkward moment with Rob ‘Millsy’ Mills
610 Quiz: It’s Tom Cruise!
Our favourite bald guy bands
Love rat: Mummy’s boys
Giving Carlton’s Sammy Walsh our support
Post Melon
Do you have an anonymous tip off?
What bit ya?
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7/13/2023 • 56 minutes, 37 seconds
🚿 Bonus: Ben Thought Of Belle In The Shower
Shower chat and a bit of poo chat.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/12/2023 • 11 minutes, 23 seconds
God Papi
Belle was furious that her girl's night out was ruined. Liam wrote an original song for his godson, and we also meet a 16yr old kid with a crippling Prime addiction.
Give it heaps!
Liam’s “Godfather and son” song
610 Quiz: Is Boris Russia’s PM?!
Belle’s girls' night was ruined
Our thoughts on the Wonka trailer
Forbidden folder: Do you own a gun?
What got more views
Melbourne’s own Jock Landale has signed a 48m NBA contract
Baby name bingo: Sylvester
Anyone actually still drinking Prime?
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7/12/2023 • 51 minutes, 27 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Producer Andy Is Very Upset At Belle
Andy is ropeable that Belle harangued him on his day off.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/11/2023 • 17 minutes, 24 seconds
Nozzle Honey
Ben reveals he’s not only good at milking cows but he’s also good at milking... Women. Liam also claims to have Spiderman-like reflexes so we put to that to test.
Sam Draper’s on later, he’s on that yoghurt money
Melbourne’s biggest bridal party
610 Quiz: Ahh Forty-Six minutes?
Ben’s good at milking teats
Essendon’s Sam Draper wouldn’t give a kid his boots
Liam’s fiancé was pissed with her Mecca giftbag
Cara Delevingne giving the cold shoulder
That shouldn’t have been a text
Liam claims to have Spiderman-like reflexes
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7/11/2023 • 44 minutes, 9 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Life Updates And Titanic Facts
We talk about the perfect storm that was this morning.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/10/2023 • 18 minutes, 43 seconds
Ticket Daddy
Back into it! Belle has some very exciting life news. Ben’s parents brutally gave him the cold shoulder and we meet a woman who was sent to a vision impaired camp in the school holidays even though she’s not blind.
We’re back baby!
Ben’s parents left without saying bye
610 Quiz: What makes you cry?
The annoying woman in Liam’s cooking class
Belle got engaged guys!
Should we join “Threads”?
What school holiday program did your parents send you too?
Extreme lengths you went to for Tay Tay tix
Taylor or Taylor?
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7/10/2023 • 45 minutes
👨👩👧👦 Peter Helliar’s Family Secret
When Peter Helliar went digging through his DNA some surprising stuff came to the surface! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/30/2023 • 6 minutes, 14 seconds
🚫 Off Air: Court Case To Strike Liam’s Votes
After the Alpha Squad fired up, we settle a debate in off air court. Judge Ben presiding. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/29/2023 • 16 minutes, 41 seconds
😳 Rob ‘Millsy’ Mills Meets A Superfan
Rob ‘Millsy’ Mills talks '& Juliet' and meets a superfan See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/27/2023 • 8 minutes, 52 seconds
🚫 Off Air: People Who Have Just Had Holidays Arguing About More Holidays
First off air back and we’re already whinging.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
4/17/2023 • 15 minutes, 30 seconds
😅 MICF: Georgie Carroll
Georgie Carroll is here for the Melbourne Comedy Festival, and you should absolutely go and see her show!
https://www.comedyfestival.com.au/2023/shows/nurse-georgie-carroll-sista-flo-2-0
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4/9/2023 • 6 minutes, 5 seconds
👙 Ben Tried To Buy Lingerie
Ben thought he’d buy lingerie, but he ended up supporting child labourSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/30/2023 • 2 minutes, 55 seconds
Off Air: Our Show Memorabilia Has Been Found!
We can't believe it, Toll have found all of our lost show chachkiesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
3/3/2023 • 18 minutes, 45 seconds
Bonus: The Schloppiest Harry Potter Quiz Of All Time
Podcaster Spence wants a copy of the Harry Potter Hogwarts Legacy Game.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/9/2023 • 16 minutes, 25 seconds
Bonus: Is Flashing Ya Headlights To Warn Drivers About Speed Cameras Okay?
Cheeky bonus bit from Belle AND we meet valued podcast listener Shaun.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/8/2023 • 9 minutes, 57 seconds
Off Air: Ticketgate
The guys have big biffo over some free Post Malone and Chili Pepper ticket.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
2/7/2023 • 14 minutes, 33 seconds
Bonus: What Happens At The Bucks Show, Stays At The Bucks Show
Liam recounts an awkward moment he had after a bucks showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/24/2023 • 8 minutes, 24 seconds
Off Air: Producer Andy May Not be The “Smart One” Anymore
Turns out another member of the team could be smarter than Producer Andy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
1/19/2023 • 10 minutes, 15 seconds
Your Favourite Break Of The year
You loved the time we got a hold of all of Matt Preston's auditions for other TV shows See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/29/2022 • 7 minutes, 3 seconds
Liam’s Favourite Break Of The year
Liam loved his “Subdog millionaire” quiz... Mainly because he got to eat a Subdog See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/28/2022 • 6 minutes, 48 seconds
Ben’s Favourite Break Of The Year
Ben loved the letters Belle and News Reader Extraordinaire Taylee jones wrote to themselves on International Womens Day See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/27/2022 • 8 minutes, 14 seconds
Producer Andy’s Favourite Break Of The year
Andy loved Liam’s Betterman speech for Ben See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/26/2022 • 8 minutes, 24 seconds
Belle’s Favourite Break Of The year
Belle loved the first time we did the segment “Story toppers”.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/25/2022 • 8 minutes, 31 seconds
Guest: Dubai’s #1 Radio Host & Netflix Star Kris Fade
The Aussie who has made it big in Dubai as the country’s #1 radio host tells us about his millionaire lifestyle and all the celebs he’s met. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/21/2022 • 9 minutes, 33 seconds
Off Air: Belle Ate Food Left In An Uber
Everyone gets called out for doing something crook See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/20/2022 • 10 minutes, 13 seconds
Bonus: Ben (Almost) Met An A-Lister
Ben very nearly met one of the world's biggest stars on his honeymoon See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/19/2022 • 5 minutes, 26 seconds
Off Air: Liam Want’s MORE Time Off
Liam’s already asking for days off for the next World Cup.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/18/2022 • 12 minutes, 6 seconds
Guest: Commentator Robbie Thompson On A-League Riot
Robbie recounts the darkest day in Australian Football.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/18/2022 • 9 minutes, 22 seconds
Off Air: Team’s On The Rocks, We’re Losing Trust In Each Other.
We perform trust falls to rebuild trust in our divided team and vote on team member of the week.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/16/2022 • 17 minutes, 51 seconds
Off Air: So Who Really Farted On Studio 10
We go even deeper on Fartgate…do an outer space quiz…and talk about the film Goal! for some reasonSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/14/2022 • 14 minutes, 4 seconds
Off Air: We Filmed A TV Ad
We filmed an ad and someone made a very costly mistake.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/12/2022 • 11 minutes, 8 seconds
Off Air: Eagle Eyed Followers Noticed Something On Instagram
We read the comments about Belle’s eye on Insta and vote on team member of the weekSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/8/2022 • 14 minutes, 30 seconds
Guest: Peking Duk Leave A Sexy Voice Mail On Listener Kristie’s Phone
Kristie thought one of us had a sexy voice, turns out she was talking about Adam Hyde so we surprised her.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/8/2022 • 7 minutes, 50 seconds
Bonus: Liam Got Blanked
Liam thought he was being approached for a photo... He wasn’t.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/7/2022 • 3 minutes, 20 seconds
Off Air: Ben’s Intervention
We pull Ben up for being rude as hell in meetings lately.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/7/2022 • 12 minutes, 7 seconds
Guest: Shane Crawford Has Gone From Footy To Musical Theatre
Shane Crawford's won flags and a Brownlow but now he’s taken up a life on the stage.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/6/2022 • 5 minutes, 32 seconds
Bonus: Ben Receives A Special (Expensive) Birthday Present
It was Ben’s birthday over the break, Liam didn’t forget but it seems Belle did. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/5/2022 • 3 minutes, 25 seconds
Off Air: So, How Do We Think Day One Went?
We breakdown day one and grill Belle for revealing sensitive company information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/4/2022 • 11 minutes, 19 seconds
Guest: Socceroo John Aloisi On Players Getting Photos With Messi
Australian Footballing royalty John Aloisi talks the Socceroo’s exit from the world cup.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
12/4/2022 • 3 minutes, 45 seconds
Best of 2022 | The Purple Headed Warrior
FORBIDDEN FOLDER: WHAT DO YOU CALL YOUR PARTNER’S PRIVATES?
SUBURB SONG – GREASE MEGAMIX
DO YOU CELEBRATE YOUR PETS BIRTHDAY?
LIAM’S SLIDES – BARGAIN OVER THE BRAND
DO YOU HAVE ADELAIDE’S LEAST SEXY VOICE?
LOVE RAT: HOW DID YOU GET REVENGE?
JODIE ODDY: WHAT HAVE YOU TRAINED YOUR KID TO DO?
WHAT OVERSHADOWED YOUR BIRTHDAY?
UNBELIVABLE STORY: DR RICHARD HARRIS
BIG DEBATE: I’D LOVE TO LIVE TO 100
FORBIDDEN FOLDER: WHAT WAS PRISON LIKE?
OBSCURE CELEB CONNECTIONS
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11/17/2022 • 56 minutes, 52 seconds
Best of 2022 | It's Like A Tractor Exhaust Pipe
LOVE RAT: DID YOU PITCH A THREESOME?
OBSCURE CELEB CONNECTIONS
HOLLYWOOD HOG BINGO
WHAT DID YOU BRING IN FOR SHOW AND TELL?
SEXY VOICE RADIO PLAY
FORBIDDEN FOLDER – NUDIST SHAZ
DID YOU GO FULL KAREN?
MATT PRESTON SKIT
JODIE ODDY: DID YOU FILM THE BIRTH?
JODIE ODDY: DID YOU FILM THE BIRTH CALLS?
DO YOU KEEP YOUR EX’S NUMBER?
HOW DO YOU SPOIL YOUR INNER CHILD?
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11/16/2022 • 47 minutes, 24 seconds
Best of 2022 | Cats & Rats
ARE YOU IN YOUR SIBLING’S SHADOW?
DO YOU WATCH AN OLD PERSON'S SHOW?
CAN YOU KEEP A LIST?
BEN AND LIAM INVESTIGATES: DISNEYLAND ALDINGA
FENCING CALL TO ALISON
FENCING PAYOFF
LIAM: WHAT DID YOU PUT IN YOUR HAIR?
UNBELIEVABLE STORY: YACHT COUPLE
JODIE ODDY: WHY DID YOU GET A DAY OFF?
PHIL HOFFMAN - NAME BEHIND THE BRAND
BIG DEBATE: MARVEL MOVIES SUCK
SUBURB SONG – MARION
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11/15/2022 • 50 minutes, 58 seconds
Best of 2022 | Acne Cabbage Boy
SUBURB SONG – NORWOOD PARADE
WHAT DID YOU DO AS A TEEN TO TRY CURE THE UGLY?
BEN SMARTER THAN A 10TH GRADER
JODIE ODDY: RANDOM THING IN YOUR MEMORY BANK
FORBIDDEN FOLDER: HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH A CELEBRITY?
ASK US ANYTHING – HAVE EITHER OF YOU BEEN WITH BELLE?
LOVE RAT: DID YOU FALL IN LOVE BEFORE YOU MET THEM?
WHERE DO YOU DRAW THE LINE AT BEING ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY?
RELATIONSHIP MILESTONES / ANNIVERSARIES
ROBBIE MCGREGOR MEAN COMMENTS
LOVE RAT – SLEEPING IN SEPARATE BEDS
DID YOU PUT IN MORE EFFORT TO AVOID FIXING SOMETHING?
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11/14/2022 • 51 minutes, 19 seconds
Best of 2022 | Grandma, Can I See Your Hole?
WHAT GOT IN YOUR MOUTH?
COCA COLA COLLECTOR
FORBIDDEN FOLDER: DID YOU GET CAUGHT HAVING SOME ‘ALONE TIME’?
HOW DID THEY TELL YOU YOU’VE PUT ON WEIGHT?
COTTON ON SKIT
FORBIDDEN FOLDER: INDUSTRY SECRETS
CURLY QUESTIONS FROM THE KIDS
BOUGIE ON A BUDGET
DID YOU SAY THE EX’S NAME?
POLICE COMMISSIONER RINGTONE
BEN BUYS TAMPONS
UNBELIVABLE STORY: ANGELA WALKED THE EARTH
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11/13/2022 • 47 minutes, 6 seconds
Best of 2022 | You Palazzo'd Yourself
NELLY WHAT DID YOU ACCIDENTALLY POST ONLINE?
CHRIS HEMSWORTH CAFE WORKER + HAVE YOU SERVED A CELEB
NOEL FROM NOEL’S CARAVANS
BEN OFFERED TO HELP HIS NEIGHBOUR MOVE
LIAM CALLING OUT BEN FOR CHANGING ROOTS
WHAT DID THEY BUY ON YOUR CREDIT CARD?
JODIE ODDY: FAT STACKS
FORBIDDEN FOLDER – THE DARK WEB
SUBURB SONG – ANZAC HIGHWAY
POCKET DIALS
ALICE: MY DAD HELPS ME PICK UP GUYS
THE KID LAROI APOLOGY
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11/10/2022 • 47 minutes, 19 seconds
Best of 2022 | You're A Very Good Boi With Toned Calves
ORLANDO BLOOM’S MORNING ROUTINE
SUBURB SONG – PARA HILLS
JODIE ODDY: WHAT DID YOUR PARTNER BUY BEHIND YOUR BACK?
COOL OR NOT COOL: POWER BANDS
DID THEY MISS THE BIRTH?
HEMSWORTH STUNT DOUBLE
BEN’S MEMORY CHEST SET UP
LIAM OPENS BEN’S MEMORY CHEST
LIAM’S LOVE LANGUAGE
ODDLY SPECIFIC JOB YOUR KID WANTS
UNBELIVABLE STORY: JAVELIN
WHAT DO YOU SHARE WITH YOUR PARTNER?
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11/9/2022 • 42 minutes, 59 seconds
Best of 2022 | Stop Making Me Daniel Craig!
WHAT DID YOU BREAK AT SOMEONE ELSE HOUSE?
BIG NOSE BIG WILLY
MAGPIE MAN SHOWDOWN
LIAM’S COMPLAINT MISTAKE
BEN TOUGH DADS
SUBURB SONG – URAIDLA
LOVE RAT – WORST FIRST DATES
DID YOU MEET AN ANGRY CELEB?
GROSSEST THING YOU DO FOR YOUR PARTNER
BELLE HAS BOOKED HER WEDDING
JODIE ODDY: WHICH JOB RECEIVED THE MOST VERBAL ABUSE?
WHO’S YOUR PARTNER GOT A CRUSH ON?
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11/8/2022 • 45 minutes, 7 seconds
Best of 2022 | Is That One... Creamy?
BAD COOK HOTLINE
UNBELIVABLE STORY: LOTTERY WINNER
LIAM PORN SHOWER STORY
ARE YOU A BIGGER INTROVERT THAN BEN?
OLDEST MAN IN AUSTRALIA DEXTER
JODIE ODDY: DID YOU GET THE GIGGLES AT AN INAPPROPRIATE TIME?
BELLE FUNERAL
FORBIDDEN FOLDER: ARE YOU A MEMBER OF A SECRET SOCIETY?
ROBBIE MCGREGOR PIZZA CALL
LADIES, WHAT’S SOMETHING MEN WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND?
LIAM’S NEW BEST FRIEND - SARAH
LIAM’S SAUSAGE RIP OFF
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11/7/2022 • 48 minutes, 28 seconds
Best of 2022 | Ooo Yeah, Make My Head Bleed
LIAM WINE DOWN THE DRAIN
FORBIDDEN FOLDER: HAVE YOU JOINED THE MILE HIGH CLUB?
FRIENDLY FIRE - ACCIDENTALLY HURT SOMEONE
WHEN DID YOU FIND OUT YOU HAD A HOT MUM?
KID KICK BALL OVER LIAM’S FENCE 1
KID KICK BALL OVER LIAM’S FENCE 2
LOVE RAT: MISMATCHED LIBIDOS
WHAT BABY NAMES DID YOU VETO?
LIAMS SILICONE STORY
GROOMING GONE WRONG
SUBURB SONG – GAWLER
LIAMS MUM THINKS LATTO IS LMFAO
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11/6/2022 • 42 minutes, 42 seconds
Best of 2022 | Your Cat No Longer Has A Blood Disease
ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT EATS KIDS FOOD?
BUNNINGS SAUSAGE GUY
FORBIDDEN FOLDER: DO YOU HAVE A SUGAR DADDY?
BUSKER WHO MET THE KID LAROI
OBSCURE CELEB CONNECTIONS
BELLE HYPNOTISED
JODIE ODDY: HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU HAVE?
ROBBIE MCG READS BEN AND LIAMS COMPLAINTS
LOVE RAT: WHAT DOES YOUR PARTNER DO THAT MAKES YOU GO AWWW?
FAKE LIVE READ STITCH UP
SARAH IS A BACKSEAT DOG WALKER
LONDON V ADELAIDE PARODY
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11/3/2022 • 45 minutes, 14 seconds
Best of 2022 | Why Farts Smell Worse In Bath
WHERE DID YOU CATCH SOMEONE WATCHING NAUGHTY FILMS?
CAN YOU PUT YOUR DOG POO IN SOMEONE ELSES BIN?
LIAM: VIEW FROM GRANDPA’S NURSING HOME
SUBURB SONG – SNOWTOWN
1800 YUM YUM
WHAT DID YOU CATCH ON THE DOORBELL CAM?
ABBEY’S VEGAS STORY
FORBIDDEN FOLDER: WHAT’S YOUR SALARY?
PIPE MUM + I TOOK MY EYES OFF OF THEM FOR TWO SECONDS
STRANGE SOUVENIRS
WHAT DID YOU CATCH YOUR KID GOOGLING?
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11/2/2022 • 42 minutes, 46 seconds
Best of 2022 | How Do You Fit That Down There?
LIAM FACE CABBAGE
TRADIES – WHAT DID YOU FIND?
BELLE THROWS ANDY UNDER THE BUS - IT PRANK CALL
MOST UNBELIEVABLE EXCUSE THAT REALLY HAPPENED?
STORY TOPPERS - CRAZIEST THING YOUVE SEEN IN A SUPERMARKET
LOVE RAT: HOW DID YOU NAVIGATE THE LOVE TRIANGLE?
UNBELIVABLE STORY: BURIED ALIVE
LIAM SPOTTED SOME CELEBS
WHERE DO YOU DRAW THE LINE ON BEING environmentally FRIENDLY?
BIG DEBATE: HARRY STYLES IS THE BEST MEMBER OF 1D
CSI ADELAIDE
IS PIERCING A BABY’S EARS IMMORAL?
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11/1/2022 • 46 minutes, 7 seconds
Best Of 2022 | Is Your Funeral Sponsored By Telstra?
ADELAIDE’S BEST WORST RESTAURANT
BELLE FUNERAL PLANS
WHERE DID YOU THINK BABIES CAME FROM?
LIAM’S SS TATTOO STORY
UNBELIEVABLE STORY – PIRATES
Forbidden Folder – Are you Polyamorous?
THEY STOLE WHAT?
WHAT DID YOUR PARTNER BUY BEHIND YOUR BACK?
DID YOU GET LOCKED IN?
GETTING READY TRICKS
WHAT HAPPENED WHEN GOING THROUGH SECURITY?
SUBURB SONG – TTP / TNT
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11/1/2022 • 45 minutes, 26 seconds
Best Of 2022 | Nut Milk
DOB IN A FAKE VEGO
PILLOWS PHONER
UNBELIVABLE STORY: PARAMOTORING – NEIL LORTON
COOL OR NOT COOL: NUT MILK
BEN BATH-TIME STORY
SUBURB SONG – GOLDEN GROVE
HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOUR PARTNER’S ANGRY?
OBSCURE CELEB CONNECTIONS
CATERINA LIGATO: CLAREVOYANT CONTACTS DEAD CELEBS
UNBELIEVABLE STORY: HIPPO GUY
SERIOUS INJURY, SILLY REASON
MICALLEF 2 DEGREES
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11/1/2022 • 48 minutes, 16 seconds
Off Air: It’s “Ben, Liam And Belle” Now Guys
Some exciting show news! Things are going to sound a bit different in 2023 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/28/2022 • 20 minutes, 9 seconds
Guest: Tones And I Interview Interrupted By A Fire
We talk Harvest Rock Festival with Tones whilst her house is on fire.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/26/2022 • 3 minutes, 44 seconds
Guest: Sophie Monk Gives Ben Some Honeymoon Tips
Sophie Monk reveals they have beers at Spanish Maccas and talks Love Island See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/26/2022 • 3 minutes, 47 seconds
Off Air: Belle Gets A Little Poo-y Suprise
The poo poo lemon jacket is getting it’s first run after the incident and Producer Belle cops it. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/25/2022 • 7 minutes, 34 seconds
Bonus Bit: School Rumours
We debunk a wild school rumour from Ben’s wife’s childhood See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/24/2022 • 5 minutes, 41 seconds
Guest: Hans Is Recovering From His Brutal Fall Off Stage
Our mate Hans had a brutal fall but now he’s recoveringSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/24/2022 • 4 minutes, 42 seconds
Recap: All Around Australia 23rd October
Do you hate your nickname?
Tom Hardy Tinder Photographer
Did you have a near-death experience?
Ask us Anything
Have you been scammed?
Big Debate: Scottish accents
Love Rat: Did you get stood up?
Shortest job stints
Forbidden Folder: What happens when your buried? (National edit)
Online stalking gone wrong
What did you secretly throw in the bin?
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10/22/2022 • 41 minutes, 27 seconds
Off Air: Another Story We Couldn’t Tell On Air
We vote on team member of the week and yeah there’s another poo story See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/21/2022 • 8 minutes, 46 seconds
Guest: Billy Eichner And Luke Macfarlane Discuss Filming Sex Scenes
We talk about the hilarious new gay rom com and ask the boys about the raw sex scenes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/20/2022 • 7 minutes, 15 seconds
Guest: Hollywood Stunt Woman Ky Furneaux
A stunt woman and survival expert from Adelaide talks about her most dangerous stunts See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/20/2022 • 3 minutes, 39 seconds
Guest: Tiger Mum From The Chase Australia VS Producer Andy
Andy gets his ass kicked by one of his heroes See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/19/2022 • 16 minutes, 35 seconds
Off Air: We Received A Back Handed Compliment
We copped a well-intended semi backhanded compliment this week See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/18/2022 • 6 minutes, 1 second
Off Air: The Worst Thing EVER Happened To Liam
Content warning: This story was far too raw for the radio. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/16/2022 • 15 minutes, 11 seconds
Recap: All Around Australia October 16th
Nice police stories
Liam ordering drinks at the cinema
Strangest school excursions
Big debate: Bald men are sexy
Nancy Glass - Jeffrey Dahmer
Forbidden Folder - Do you regret having kids?
Did you get sent something that wasn't meant for you?
Love Rat: Are you hiding a relationship?
Strict Mums...what was banned at your house?
Liam got out-talked on a plane?
Cool or not cool
Ask Us Anything
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10/15/2022 • 45 minutes, 29 seconds
Off Air: Ben’s Been Saying Something Wrong For 28 Years
We vote on team member of the week and get through bulk business See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/14/2022 • 10 minutes, 39 seconds
Off Air: Liam’s Discovered A Tum Zit
We answer all the alpha squads' questions and Liam discovers a zit mid pod See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/12/2022 • 10 minutes, 5 seconds
Bonus: Liam Stole Our Joint Leaving Present From Triple J
We were given a joint leaving present from trple j, Liam stole it and Ben wants it back. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/11/2022 • 6 minutes, 27 seconds
UNCUT | The Last Reporter To Come Face To Face With Jeffery Dahmer
We caught up with Nancy Glass the woman who did a tell all interview with serial killer Jeffery Dahmer in 1993 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/11/2022 • 6 minutes, 56 seconds
Off Air: Ben’s Juice Cleansing
We talk about the juice cleanse and Belle’s radio awards prep See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/10/2022 • 17 minutes, 36 seconds
Bonus: Liam Was Robbed In Broad Daylight
Beers, daylight robbery and more truckie chat See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/10/2022 • 8 minutes, 17 seconds
Recap: All Around Australia 9th October
Forbidden Folder: Serial Killers
Ask Us Anything
You have 10 mins left to live - what do you do?
I Knew I Was Old When
Cool or Not Cool
What do you keep in your handbag?
What did you do with the ashes?
Big Debate: Gen Z are the worst
Did the psychic get it right?
Kate Ritchie
How did you lose your ring?
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10/8/2022 • 43 minutes, 51 seconds
Guest: Adelaide's Biggest YouTuber
Ben finally gets to speak to his Pokémon hero Ando aka Untitled Leaf See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/7/2022 • 15 minutes, 49 seconds
Off Air: The Time Liam Got Really Angry With Ben
We vote on team member of the week and recount the time Liam got angry with Ben See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/7/2022 • 15 minutes, 20 seconds
Guest: Former Homicide Detective On Serial Killers
Detective Garry Jubelin joins us for the forbidden folder See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/5/2022 • 7 minutes, 7 seconds
Off Air: A Very Special Cameo
Our old Producer Wolf comes on and tells us not to interview the matron See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/5/2022 • 12 minutes, 25 seconds
Off Air: Updates On Our Niche Interviews
We breakdown today's show and give updates on the interview we’re chasing See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
10/3/2022 • 14 minutes, 34 seconds
Recap: All Around Australia 2nd October
Liam plays golf
Craziest thing you've seen on the road
Biggest Bill Shock
Ask Us Anything
Forbidden Folder: Murder Houses
Dan Muscat to the studio
What lie did you tell to win them over?
Subdog Millionaire
What did the Neighbourhood kids do to your stuff?
Cocaine Cassie follows Ben
Love Rat: Should you keep separate bank accounts?
Tradies from Hell
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10/1/2022 • 44 minutes, 39 seconds
Off Air: Liam Wants To Interview... “The Cumdog”?
We pitch who we want to interview and vote on team member of the week See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/30/2022 • 18 minutes, 11 seconds
Bonus: Ben Nerding Out Over Pokémon
Once again Ben misuses company time and dishes out a Pokémon themed bonus See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/29/2022 • 5 minutes, 9 seconds
Bonus: The Podcast Name Game Is Back
We return to the new game we’ve invented just for you.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/28/2022 • 8 minutes, 17 seconds
I've Got Soft Teeth
Liam invents a game called “Who wants to be a Subdog Millionaire?” just so he can eat his favourite Subway treat on air. We also hear from a woman who saw a cat pressing a pedestrian crossing button.
Liam played a shocking game of Golf
610 Quiz: Cheese jokes
Biggest bill shock
Who wants to be a Subdog Millionaire?
Craziest thing you’ve seen on the roads?
What’s trending: Optus hacker apology
Building up our all-star showdown teams
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9/28/2022 • 33 minutes, 19 seconds
Guest: Wil Anderson Swore At Heath Ledger
Wil Anderson recounts the time he had a fight with Heath Ledger.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/27/2022 • 7 minutes, 9 seconds
Off Air: Well, Once Again. It’s Ratings Day.
We go through the latest results and talk about gods for some reason.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/27/2022 • 8 minutes, 28 seconds
Bonus: Ben Wants A Gardner
Ben’s rudely using a bonus pod for his own personal gain.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/26/2022 • 5 minutes, 25 seconds
Dungeons & Dragons #5 | Breaking The Dragon Master
In the Grand Finale to our epic adventure; Trevor the Bard, Ser Loyne, Stella Artois, and Reece Mageston decide to go out with a bang!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/21/2022 • 42 minutes, 36 seconds
Dungeons & Dragons #4 | Riddle Me This
In the Penultimate episode of our DnD adventure, the crew must get past an army of pirates in search of salvation....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/21/2022 • 19 minutes, 3 seconds
Dungeons & Dragons #3 | The Great Goblin Massacre
Just when it looked like everything is going to be ok, things take an unexpected turn...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/20/2022 • 17 minutes, 13 seconds
Dungeons and Dragons #2 | Punchin' Cones
In the second instalment of our great adventure, Reece Mageston, Ser Loyne, Stella Artois and Trevor the Bard must find a way to ease tensions between a gang of goblins and a magical tree woman if they are ever to earn their freedom.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/20/2022 • 31 minutes, 37 seconds
Dungeons and Dragons #1 | Below Deck
In the first episode of our Dungeons and Dragons adventure, our heroes; Trevor the Bard, Ser Loyne, Reece Mageston and Stella Artois must escape the capture of a gang of brutal pirates...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/18/2022 • 34 minutes, 30 seconds
Recap: All Around Australia 18th September
King Charles demands
Forbidden Folder: are you about to break up?
Liam’s retainer
Pregnancy solidarity
Ask Us Anything
Relationship double standards
Chess cheating scandal
Love Rat: What did your sibling steal?
When did the home movie come back to haunt you?
Australia's worst car owner
What did your partner forget?
Forbidden Folder: Were you a bully?
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9/17/2022 • 42 minutes, 47 seconds
Off Air: Listen To The D&D Pod’s Next Week!
We gush over how excited we are for the D&D pods next week and vote on team member of the week See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/15/2022 • 11 minutes, 38 seconds
Guest: Jodie And Soda Reunited... On Nova?
Our former commercial competitors Jodie and Soda reunite and join our all-star showdown teams.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/14/2022 • 6 minutes, 34 seconds
Bonus: Podcast Name Game
A new game where we have to remember why we named our podcast something wack See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/14/2022 • 4 minutes, 3 seconds
Off Air: Our Dumb Ass Finger Gun Game
We talk about the game we play for fun around the office.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/13/2022 • 8 minutes, 53 seconds
Recap: All Around Australia 11th September.
Relationship Double Standards
Forbidden Folder: Are you about to break up
What did you accidentally steal
Ask Us Anything
When did the home movie come back to haunt you
Love Rat: How did you make friends as an adult?
Queen Calls
Love Rat: Beige Flags
Liam can’t read dipsticks
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9/11/2022 • 32 minutes, 43 seconds
Off Air | Throwing Out The Runsheet
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9/9/2022 • 16 minutes, 19 seconds
Off Air: You Caught Us Out And We Come Clean
We were caught out lying on the show and we apologies.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/7/2022 • 9 minutes, 31 seconds
Off Air: Producer Andy’s In Hot Water
Andy’s made a blunder, Belle’s had an early minute and we talk D&D.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/5/2022 • 11 minutes, 57 seconds
Recap: All Around Australia 4th September
Forbidden Folder: Designer Vagina
Beauty Injuries
What do you share with your partner?
Liam's crappy sausage
How did you spice things up?
Big Debate: Moon Landing
Love Rat: Did you take them back?
What happened at the servo?
Liam's slides - did they buy the bargain not the brand?
Ask us anything: Do we find each other'spartners attractive?
When did your partner take being healthy too far?
Sia's dad Phil B Colson - national edit
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9/3/2022 • 42 minutes, 40 seconds
Guest: World Record Holder For The Longest Plank... 9+ Hours!
Daniel Scali has two world records under his belt and he wants more.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/1/2022 • 3 minutes, 49 seconds
Bonus: Why Does Liam Sound Different?
There’s something going on with Liam’s voice.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/1/2022 • 5 minutes, 30 seconds
Off Air: Picking Our D&D Races
We work out which race we’ll all be in our Dungeons and Dragons game See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/31/2022 • 14 minutes, 6 seconds
Off Air: We’re Gonna Play Dungeons And Dragons
We announce what we’re gonna serve up for the pod on our holidays See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/30/2022 • 14 minutes, 1 second
Bonus: Liam Is Furious With A Charity
Liam’s spitting chips over an incident involving a charity over the weekend See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/29/2022 • 4 minutes, 45 seconds
Recap: All Around Australia 28th
Ask Us Anything: Favourite position
Big Debate: Elton needs to retire
Love Rat: Did you pitch a threesome?
Prison FM
What did your partner waste money on?
What's your irrational fear?
Forbidden Folder: Sex Addict
What do you hide from your partner?
Cool or Not Cool
Love Rat: Can a break save your relationship? ,
Did you go full Karen
How did you meet your partner?
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8/28/2022 • 44 minutes, 25 seconds
Off Air: Belle’s Having Everyone Over For A Pizza Night
Belle invites everyone over and we decide on a team member of the weekSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/26/2022 • 18 minutes, 20 seconds
Bonus: Scott’s Done What?
Pod listener Scott's gone back to the very start!?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/25/2022 • 10 minutes, 54 seconds
Off Air: It’s Bloody Radio Ratings Day
We have a few beers and go through the radio ratingsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/23/2022 • 12 minutes, 8 seconds
Off Air: How Do The Producers Track Down Guests?
Producer Belle and Andy spill the beans on how they track down guests See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/22/2022 • 15 minutes, 55 seconds
Recap: All Around Australia 21st August
Liam meets prisoner Digger
Hollywood Hog Bingo
Forbidden Folder: Were you in a cult?
Customers from hell
Love Rat: Should you delete pics of your ex?
Australia's most organised person
Obscure Celeb Connections
Did you embarrass yourself in front of everyone?
Matt Preston Skit
What Happened at the funeral?
Run in with a bee
Do you celebrate your pets birthday?
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8/20/2022 • 43 minutes, 55 seconds
Off Air: Revealing Our Secret Office Fart Spots
Voting on team member of the week and revealing our fav fart spots See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/19/2022 • 12 minutes, 13 seconds
Guest: Ollie Wines Vs Tom Doedee In Our Own Showdown
Crows star Tom Doedee and Port star Ollie Wines join us SEPARATELY every week.... Until today.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/17/2022 • 9 minutes, 38 seconds
Off Air: A Listener Gives Us A Prize For Once
Ben and Liam do one last Chris Rock, Paper, Scissors, this time they’re playing for themselves.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/17/2022 • 11 minutes, 11 seconds
Guest: Former Wiggle (And Former Zombie Flight Attendant) Emma Watkins
Emma Wiggle gives us the goss on our favourite show Masked Singer See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/16/2022 • 5 minutes, 3 seconds
Off Air: Pulling Apart Today’s Turd Of A Show
We point the finger at each other for a bad show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/16/2022 • 10 minutes, 45 seconds
Bonus: Meeting Ben’s Uncanny Doppelgänger
We get to know Stephen a publican who’s a dead ringer for Ben Harvey See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/15/2022 • 5 minutes, 21 seconds
Recap: All Around Australia 14th August
Accidental Flashes
What non-sexual thing turns you on?
Forbidden Folder: The Dark Web
Love Rat: Friends with the ex
Ask Us Anything
Most annoying phone habits
Liam's yearbook photo
I thought they were proposing because...
Big Debate: Kim K and Pete publicity stunt?
Alice: Picks up guys with her dad
Ben pays it forward
Oddly specific jobs your kid wants
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8/13/2022 • 45 minutes, 22 seconds
Off Air: The Worst Meeting We’ve Ever Had
We vote on team members of the week and recount a heinous staff meeting See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/12/2022 • 14 minutes, 29 seconds
Guest: Liam Awkwardly Asking Out Crows Star Tom Doedee For A Beer
Liam wants to step up his relationship with Tom Doedee See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/11/2022 • 5 minutes, 33 seconds
Bonus: Revealing The Secrets Behind “Radio Magic”
Listener Jade has a very keen ear and she’s forced us to reveal our secrets See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/11/2022 • 5 minutes, 3 seconds
MYSTERY VOICES | Another Clue That Could Win You $20k
A major must hear clue for our $20k mystery voices See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/10/2022 • 4 minutes, 15 seconds
Oh No Noot Noot’s Dead
We speak to the parents of kids who want really oddly specific jobs. Go in on the masked singer... again and Fitzy joins us to give us some ideas for our Adelaide icon wall.
Cool or not cool: Vinyl, all staff’s and free to air
610 Quiz: Is that a fun job Keith?
Does your kid want an oddly specific job?
Fitzy’s giving us a few icon ideas for the wall
Love rat: Can you be friends with your ex
Noot noot has sadly died
Unexpected bills
What’s trending: Trump’s house raided
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8/10/2022 • 37 minutes, 50 seconds
Off Air: Clearing The Air After A Fight
The team patch things up See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/10/2022 • 13 minutes, 24 seconds
Off Air: Genuine Biffo Between The Boys And The Producers
We all kick off after a disagreement on this morning's showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/9/2022 • 11 minutes, 35 seconds
Guest: Did We Just Cancel Andy Lee?
Playing an embarrassing part of an old H&A show to Andy Lee See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/8/2022 • 7 minutes, 59 seconds
Bonus: The Worst Time To Call Liam 'Ben'
Liam was awkwardly mistaken for Ben See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/8/2022 • 3 minutes, 39 seconds
Recap: All Around Australia 7th August
Where do you draw the line at being environmentally friendly?
How do you undress?
Ben Kimchi shopping story
Belle failed dry July
Ask Us Anything – Liam's bridal party
Were you snubbed from the bridal party
When did you get caught cheating w/calls
Liam Shopping bags
Forbidden Folder - Shaz the nudist
What did you find out about them after you got married?
What did the cat destroy?
Debate: Cats vs. Dogs
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8/6/2022 • 41 minutes, 56 seconds
Off Air: You’re Giving Yourself Team Member Of The Week?
As is tradition we vote on team member of the week See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/5/2022 • 13 minutes, 28 seconds
Guest: Giving Ollie Wines A Special Suprise
Giving AFL superstar Ollie Wines a present for his 200thSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/5/2022 • 5 minutes, 13 seconds
Guest: Playing Our Own Spicks And Specks Game With Adam Hills
Playing one of Adam Hills’ own games with himSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/5/2022 • 4 minutes, 35 seconds
Off Air: Producer Andy’s On Thin Ice
We rip into Andy for something annoying he’s been doing See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/4/2022 • 13 minutes, 31 seconds
ADELAIDE CROWS | We Grill Tom Doedee Over His Experience At Crows Camp From Hell
Asking Tom the hard questions after Eddie Betts revealed what went on at the infamous 2018 crows camp See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/4/2022 • 4 minutes, 17 seconds
Guest: Hollywood Superstar Joel Edgerton On His Latest Film
Joel Edgerton talks playing the hero in the film about the Thai Cave rescue See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/3/2022 • 5 minutes, 3 seconds
MYSTERY VOICES | Another Clue To Get You Closer To That 20K
Put the pieces together and you could be $20k richerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/2/2022 • 2 minutes, 49 seconds
Off Air: Our Pet Peeves With Each Other
We let it all hang out and tell each other what we hate about each otherSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/1/2022 • 12 minutes, 12 seconds
GUEST | SA's Jess Stenson Reveals What She Used To Inspire Her Gold Medal Win 🥇
Jess Stenson smoked Liam’s marathon time by four hours and won gold!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/31/2022 • 3 minutes, 55 seconds
Recap: All Around Australia 31st July
What was the noise?
Forbidden Folder: What's your number?
Where did you see a fight?
Best tinder pickup lines
You did not realise they were a celeb
Ben deep cleaning his Dyson
Big Debate: Nobody cares about the Commonwealth Games?
Love Rat: How did you get dumped?
Pets and dating
Ask us anything!
Did you decide not to have kids?
When your partner is away, how do you play?
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7/31/2022 • 43 minutes, 37 seconds
Off Air: The Most Iconic End To Team Member Of The Week Yet
It’s another rock off guys and it ends in spectacular fashion See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/29/2022 • 14 minutes, 39 seconds
Guest: Giving Ollie Wines A Special Treat for his 200th
Our good mate and footy superstar Ollie Wines get’s to pick a treat for his 200thSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/29/2022 • 5 minutes, 13 seconds
Guest: Crows Star Tom Doedee On AFL Injuries
Tom tells us about how brutal the recovery is after an AFL game See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/28/2022 • 4 minutes, 10 seconds
Guest: Toadie On Neighbours Ending
Ryan Moloney AKA Toadie tells us kylie Minogue filmed her bits away from the entire cast... Brutal See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/28/2022 • 4 minutes, 23 seconds
BONUS: Ben’s Schoolyard Rumour
Ben tells us about a rumour surrounding a kid at school.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/28/2022 • 3 minutes, 31 seconds
Off Air: Our Studio Is Busted
We were running around like headless chooks this morning.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/27/2022 • 13 minutes, 50 seconds
MYSTERY VOICES | A Clue To Help You Win $20K
Wanna win $20K? The key to winning could be in this podcast.
Ben and Liam's $20K Mystery Voices comes to you thanks to McDonald'sSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/26/2022 • 3 minutes, 21 seconds
Off Air: Hang On You Want A Day Off Too!?
After Liam’s day off, another team member has piped up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/26/2022 • 11 minutes, 39 seconds
Off Air: Producer Andy Pitches A New Intro
A new intro for the pod and we discuss whether we can take listener presents.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/25/2022 • 9 minutes, 52 seconds
Recap: All Around Australia 24th July
What did you catch the tradie doing? w/calls
Who is your gym nemesis?
Adult websites at work
Love Rat: Cheater excuses
Forbidden folder: If my boss found this out, I'd get fired w/calls
Who did you write a letter to?
Anonymous messages
Did you have a strange COVID symptom?
Belle has booked her own wedding w/calls
Big debate: Netflix is overrated
Did you put more effort in to avoid fixing something? w/calls
Liam lost car keys story
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7/24/2022 • 43 minutes, 46 seconds
Off Air: Producer Belle’s Selfish Act
We award team member of the week and reem Belle for not doing any community service.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/21/2022 • 13 minutes, 11 seconds
Nice To E-Meet You
We talk to people sprung in the nude, have a big debate about whether Netflix is overrated or not and Liam tells us how he settled an argument with his fiance by catching her red handed.
Cool or not: Nice to “E-meet” you
Not pulling the trigger on a present
610 Quiz: These questions are too easy
Jodie Oddy: Sprung in the nude
Big debate: Netflix is overrated
Liam lost his car keys
What’s trending: Trump’s secret son
Friday meat tray: Knicker sniffer
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7/21/2022 • 33 minutes, 12 seconds
Guest: How Did Ollie Wines Get That Black Eye?
Brownlow Medalist Ollie Wines bought an electric scooter. He’s also got a mysterious black eye. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/21/2022 • 5 minutes, 31 seconds
Guest: Shaun Micallef Blown Away By Superfan Andy
A stalkerish fan (who may or may not be our producer Andy) stuns Shaun Micallef.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/20/2022 • 8 minutes, 10 seconds
Off Air: Rock Off For A Day Off
Seeing as Liam is having the day off for Splendour, Producer Belle and Andy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/20/2022 • 12 minutes, 11 seconds
Off Air: We Got Our Asses Kicked
The boss wasn’t too pleased with yesterday’s show!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/19/2022 • 12 minutes, 31 seconds
Guest: Former Prime Ministers Bodyguard David Craig
David Craig from Hunted tells us how to evade the cops.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/18/2022 • 4 minutes, 37 seconds
Bonus: Calling A Pod Listener Who Is A Year Behind
Pod listener Liam is so far behind in the pod that we decided to call him.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/18/2022 • 6 minutes, 19 seconds
Recap: All Around Australia 17th July
Did you receive a confusing emoji?
Liam Crying Story.
What do you hate that everyone else loves?
Did the argument get too personal?
Forbidden Folder - Accidental nudes.
Does Ben look like Jack Harlow.
Do you have an old guy at your work who does nothing?
Ben offered to help his neighbour move.
Love Rat: Baby voices.
What's your phone background?
Liam Went surfing.
What don't you understand about the opposite sex.
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7/16/2022 • 43 minutes, 29 seconds
Guest: Sophie Monk Reveals What David Hasselhoff Is Like On Set
We play a game of “Beaty AND the geek” with Sophie Monk.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/15/2022 • 4 minutes, 49 seconds
Off Air: Another Team Member Of The Week.
Belle and Ben rock off for TMOTW!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/15/2022 • 13 minutes, 5 seconds
Guest: Crows Star Tom Doedee With His Thoughts On Thor
Our mate Tom Doedee on footy, Thor and Stranger Things.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/14/2022 • 6 minutes, 8 seconds
Off Air: How Does Ben Know So Much About Weed?
Welcoming audio guy Todd and putting Ben on the grill re his extensive bong knowledge!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/14/2022 • 10 minutes, 54 seconds
BONUS BIT: People Treating Us Differently
A little bonus bit about how people can be weird around the show sometimes See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/13/2022 • 5 minutes, 45 seconds
Off Air: Liam’s Awkward Moment Infront of The Boss
Liam had to grovel to the boss and we read out the txts.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/12/2022 • 10 minutes, 11 seconds
Off Air: Producer Belle Has Her Own Show?
Turns out Belle’s been given her own gig?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/11/2022 • 13 minutes, 2 seconds
BONUS BIT: Liam’s Personal Security Guard.
In our inaugural “Bonus bit” pod Liam tells us about his unwanted personal security guard in Bali See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
7/11/2022 • 6 minutes, 9 seconds
Best of Ben & Liam: July 8th
Ben's Memory Chest.
Liam opens Ben's memory Chest.
When did you get let off?
Forbidden Folder - Do you have a Sugar Daddy?
CATERINA LIGATO: Clairvoyant contacts Dead Celebrities.
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7/7/2022 • 16 minutes, 49 seconds
Best of Ben Liam: July 7th
What did you do as a teen to try cure the ugly?
Bougie on a Budget.
BIG DEBATE - Marvel Movies Suck.
Are you a Medical Mystery?
What did you bring in for Show and Tell?
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7/6/2022 • 18 minutes, 42 seconds
Bloopers vol. 4
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1/7/2021 • 4 minutes, 41 seconds
Other chats we enjoyed
John Findlay
Shane Jacobson
Coffin Confessor, Bill Edgar
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1/5/2021 • 14 minutes, 56 seconds
Ben's Ultimate Revenge
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1/3/2021 • 10 minutes, 11 seconds
Bloopers vol. 3
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1/1/2021 • 3 minutes, 41 seconds
One Bar Star, Stars
Shannon Noll
24KGOLDN
Keith Urban
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12/29/2020 • 19 minutes, 21 seconds
Our favourite musical guests (who didn’t do One Bar Star)
Kelly Rowland
Big Bird
David Guetta
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12/27/2020 • 15 minutes, 51 seconds
Bloopers vol. 2
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12/24/2020 • 3 minutes, 58 seconds
Ben & Liam give each other sick haircuts
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12/22/2020 • 12 minutes, 23 seconds
People we loved who are connected to more famous people
Luke Zocchi
Maggie Wheeler
Joel Williams
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12/20/2020 • 13 minutes, 13 seconds
Bloopers vol. 1
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12/17/2020 • 3 minutes, 22 seconds
Liam flies an actual plane
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12/15/2020 • 8 minutes, 33 seconds
Things that weren’t good enough for the show
Bianca story
Ice man
Covid sensor door
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12/14/2020 • 10 minutes, 50 seconds
Recap: All around Australia 4th October
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10/5/2020 • 45 minutes, 54 seconds
Extra: Shelley Craft (One for the block heads)
Shelley Craft See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
8/21/2020 • 5 minutes, 10 seconds
Positively negative
1. The triple play
2. Second chance talk back
3. How'd you get out of the ticket
4. Trump audio
5. The last hoorah See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/22/2020 • 19 minutes, 22 seconds
Ha Ha Ha that's the laugh
1. Blah Catch Liam eating
2. Taylee’s tinder date
3. Weird stuff you found when you brought it home
4. Tegan's advertising offer
5. Blue tick bingo update
6. 2 Degrees: Hunk
7. Obscure celeb relations
8. Belle’s a Hamish and Andy fanatic See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.