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Top Flight Time Machine

English, Comedy, 1 season, 1498 episodes, 2 days, 39 minutes
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Andy Dawson & Sam Delaney - used to be football, all over the place now. Coins, ghosts, digging, dis, dat... See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for privacy and opt-out information. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy (https://acast.com/privacy) for more information.
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RIP Geoff Capes

The passing of a huge POI, commuting hell, a crow update, a Vinted movie, and the Beyonce conspiracy.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/25/202439 minutes, 18 seconds
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TFTM Gold: Geoff Capes 1976

As a tribute following his sad death, here's our mini deep dive into a BBC feature on Geoff from 1976 - calories, gravy, cordial levels, budgies, no fat, and a pilchard insult.Source material: https://youtu.be/9acztgDDfUc?si=J1JnPPxkl_ztI95Y  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/23/202442 minutes, 1 second
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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 10

(Rec 4/4/2019) The truth about Roy’s lawyer, the pros and cons of wearing studs, more ticket-distribution agony, and the introduction of church merch…   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/23/202437 minutes, 37 seconds
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King of the Crows

Differing gig experiences, the rebirth of the flute, and our status as the top corvid podcast is cemented.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/21/202431 minutes, 42 seconds
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Down With Etiquette

Spontaneous drinking, sliding tales, conker shenanigans, and the start of the Tuchel era.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/18/202445 minutes, 27 seconds
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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 9

(Rec: 28/3/19) Roy gets hooked on Tetris, goes watch-shopping with Lee Sharpe and is sniffed out by Professor Yaffle at USA 94…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/16/202437 minutes, 8 seconds
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Really Interesting Episode

Another trip to The North, the bread crematorium, and psychopaths. (Extended version of this episode on the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/14/202439 minutes, 16 seconds
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Bald Head Activity

Roy talk, self-confident men of the past, engaging with tradesmen, TV show tips, and a TV show offer.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/11/202433 minutes, 26 seconds
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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 8

(Rec: 21/3/19) Jack Walker’s beeping, fizzing fax machine fails to do its job and Kenny Dalglish pursues Roy to Cyprus in an attempt to sue him…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/9/202425 minutes, 26 seconds
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Train Of Thought

A first class trip up North, Spreadsheet Steve, free gifts for the homeless and MPs, and murder numbers guesswork.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/7/202438 minutes, 44 seconds
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London Has Fallen

Some Norwegian ratings, travel tips, a dis and dat museum, and a disgusting offence in the street.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/4/202437 minutes, 15 seconds
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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 7

(Rec: 14/3/2019) A trip to Jersey, a shallow dive into Bergerac, Sam’s Father’s Day meltdown, and Roy is appalled by his team mates’ homes…   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/2/202433 minutes, 26 seconds
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The Ultimate AC

A old-time song, hipster law, Nuclear Night, the return of a TFTM legend, and relocation plans.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/30/202433 minutes, 53 seconds
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Widow’s Fire

Upcoming Noelplay, bog roll psychology, a Chinese cult hero, the greatest rock group ever, and a Millwall funeral. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/27/202431 minutes, 33 seconds
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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 6

(Rec: 6/3/2019) A George Lucas sidetrack, a run-in with Rio Ferdinand’s alien advisors, and hiding from people See you all UPTOWN!  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/25/202434 minutes, 22 seconds
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Hypochondria Night Purchase

Dawson Heights maintenance, the gums, Lamparding, an egg man, a scruffy manager, and blue lad noises.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/23/202436 minutes, 15 seconds
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Mocked For Knowledge

Narky otters, an unwanted gift, tyre worries, parenting woes, Toto Schillaci, dogs in mirrors, and the cologne scene.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/20/202437 minutes, 54 seconds
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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 5

(Rec: 28/2/19) Roy falls foul of Mr Ticket, embraces disco, gets familiar with the Forest pitch, and power-plays Jack Charlton.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/18/202431 minutes, 11 seconds
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Bumping Allegations

Bad and great pop star stuff, online selling tales of woe, tifo nonsense, and a lovely neutral area.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/16/202436 minutes, 54 seconds
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Another Cowards Special

More tales of varying degrees of cowardice from our lily-livered listeners.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/13/202435 minutes, 22 seconds
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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 4

(Rec: 21/2/19) Roy’s first set of wheels and a face-punch, a great night out in Sidetrax, plus Pinocchio and the Queen’s data systems.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/11/202430 minutes, 22 seconds
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Grip Talk

A mini-holiday in Blackpool, a jazz invitation, fish hands, a night emergency, a killer chick, and the majesty of Prince.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/9/202435 minutes, 18 seconds
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Here Comes Autumn

Memories of telly on specific days, listening positions, BBC pros and cons, and some awful fathering.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/6/202441 minutes, 40 seconds
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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 3

(Rec: 14/2/2019) Roy’s contempt for his teammates, forced milk drinking, a road trip with Brian Clough, plus Souness and Weah.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/4/202428 minutes, 12 seconds
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Oasis Origin Story

Music lesson boys, Earth, Wind AND Fire, David Byrne gets mugged, more cowardice, relaxing, and death threats.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/2/202445 minutes, 25 seconds
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Cowards Special

Some new ChatKFC music, acts of cowardice, Oasis, and some predictions.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/30/202441 minutes
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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 2

(Rec: 14/2/19) Unemployed Roy sinks into a ‘half life’ before getting a job eating chocolate, George Weah backs a demolition start-up, and Forest come calling…   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/28/202434 minutes, 22 seconds
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Focaccina Burrosa

Elite-level Reading logistics, bell-hop cosplay, a tribute to Sven, and boardroom celeb-mingling.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/26/202435 minutes, 9 seconds
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Hungarian Wall Outrage

GCSE results day, Tim Walz, dads’ names, online Pigfacing, and the end of football?  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/23/202442 minutes, 33 seconds
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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey 2 - Part 1

(Rec: 7/2/19) Roy’s origin story begins with Basil Fawlty, a record-breaking breakfast, some mucky books and a love affair with a daytime soap.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/21/202431 minutes, 35 seconds
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Feet Are Feet

Predictions rules update, dis/dat car rental, energy use/misuse, a DHgate mate, and a showbiz dog walking encounter.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/19/202435 minutes, 7 seconds
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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey - Part 7

Ticklish Roy, Tottenham tendencies, lying fishermen liars, Bobby Charlton helps Roy, and our hero explores the world of charity.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/16/202434 minutes, 43 seconds
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Erotic Reverie

TFTM after dark, dentistry woes, Katie Price, a Philippe update, and French portrait crisps.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/16/202434 minutes, 4 seconds
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Zipped Pockets

Family secrets, unpickpocketability, Elephant Man physiology, Anthony Hopkins, and a football back story.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/12/202442 minutes, 24 seconds
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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey - Part 6

(Rec: 14/11/18) Windsniffers, Roy’s run-in with Pablo Counago and the creation of Puppet Jim Magilton. Nemeses everywhere you look…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/7/202434 minutes, 26 seconds
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Riot Talk

Shadowy forces behind the recent disorder, Sam’s pro-war anti-war TV work, and his filter.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/5/202430 minutes, 39 seconds
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Wednesday Luncheon

Vita overheating, trips to France and London, doing stuff alone, a Phillipe update, and dealing with Disney dissent.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/2/202433 minutes, 10 seconds
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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey - Part 5

Roy takes charge at Ipswich, who play in the wrong colour. He embraces decorating before coming up against his eternal foe once again…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/31/202432 minutes, 12 seconds
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Brat Summer

Holiday feedback, ceiking beds, a riverbank stench, angry Phillipe, and the Jacksons in the Uber again.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/29/202433 minutes, 52 seconds
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Bread

Old school sugar abuse, robbery planning, bread poncery, a trip to Heaven, and spring onion harvesting.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/26/202432 minutes, 58 seconds
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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey - Part 4

Dancing machines at Wetherby services, Harry Redknapp’s wedding anniversary, assorted office invasions, and a fall-out with an opinionated Texan. (Rec: 31/10/18)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/24/202438 minutes, 28 seconds
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Death - Part 2

Assassinability, near-death, lifestyle-related death thoughts, a funeral plan treasure map, and inspiring the peace process.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/22/202431 minutes, 9 seconds
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Death - Part 1

We ponder our demises and the death-adjacent states of some of our late relatives, and some other spiritual stuff.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/19/202431 minutes, 15 seconds
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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey - Part 3

Roy's managerial career begins at Sunderland - he gets a swivel chair and moves into nearby student digs. His nemesis also reappears and he grapples with a player in his office. Join the IFS and hear all seven parts of The Keane Odyssey NOW at https://www.patreon.com/posts/first-keane-27573365 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/17/202430 minutes, 51 seconds
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Playing Out - Part 2

A telly format, a burnt-out car, a one-boy anti-smoking campaign, lemonade, and friend avoidance.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/15/202431 minutes, 34 seconds
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Playing Out

Feebleplay, the demise of playing out, an American chippy, film star Larry, and BMX talk.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/12/202436 minutes, 47 seconds
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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey - Part 2

Roy clashes with Vieira then Fergie, signs for Celtic out of spite and encounters John Hartson's pop and crisps diet. (Rec: 17/10/18)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/11/202426 minutes, 53 seconds
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Event Catering

Man driving, deluxe bunking in, a difficult follow-up, political triggering, and the football.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/8/202430 minutes, 41 seconds
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Our Long National Nightmare Is Over

A sober-minded and thoughtful response to the 2024 General Election outcome.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/5/202437 minutes, 33 seconds
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TFTM Gold: The Keane Odyssey - Part 1

Our deep dive into Roy Keane's 'The Second Half' book begins here. Body iron loss, disdain for the Class of 92 and some terrible revelations about Sir Bobby Charlton. (Rec: 10/10/2018)  Join the IFS and hear all seven parts of The Keane Odyssey NOW at https://www.patreon.com/posts/first-keane-27573365 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/3/202443 minutes, 25 seconds
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Solar Gorilla Motorbike Statue

The new way of doing things, reactions, that England match, and a sex shout-out. Extended version available on our Iron Filings Society service: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/1/202431 minutes, 56 seconds
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Cranking Down

Some podding changes, a proposed trip, memory jumbles, Italians and ketchup, and the Falklands War.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/28/202433 minutes, 29 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 225

Dundee United, man talk in a van, all-inclusive logistics, Jimmy turns up, Duncan relaxes with mice, and there’s some oil. (Rec: 27/9/23)    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/27/202437 minutes, 17 seconds
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The Roussos Odyssey - Part 3

Names, pickling, tabs, Eurohits, and Demis meets Basil Brush before dying and getting a museum. (Rec: 27/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/26/202439 minutes
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 25/06/2000 Part 1

Just the chart rundown. (Rec: 26/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/25/202436 minutes, 54 seconds
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Suffer To Thrive

Weeding, nappy time, 2004 Rooney, that missing lad, and the unbreakable confidence of certain men.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/24/202434 minutes, 56 seconds
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Bramberry’s Been Out

Visual audio, reaction to England v Denmark, talking animals, and a mini election section.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/20/202437 minutes, 19 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 224

Boys and their dogs, God narrates, Bobby Robson and redheads, Musk and Tate, and Roy’s inquiry. (Rec: 21/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/20/202436 minutes, 4 seconds
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The Roussos Odyssey - Part 2

European family, different words for stuff, redneck origins, striking doctors, the Queen and Penelope Keith, boxing, and tea addiction. (Rec: 20/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/19/202434 minutes, 47 seconds
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Life Logistics - Dad v Stepdad

Star Wars groins, bowling shame, wrong-naming debit card disposal, and wasteland yearning. (Rec: 19/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/18/202438 minutes, 34 seconds
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Beating Up Your Dad

Football positions, Keown’s intelligence levels, the majesty of Rooney, and a golfer with a gun.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/17/202430 minutes, 42 seconds
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Tummy Massage

Snide football kit acquisition, cards and energy and smells, plus a Liam Gallagher gig experience.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/14/202437 minutes, 53 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 223

Bobby Robson calls Roy, Italian fingers, Don Howe on Blankety Blank, Roy is unscoutable, and Jimmy gets an agent. (Rec: 14/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/13/202435 minutes, 51 seconds
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The Roussos Odyssey - Part 1

Dover, flags, a ferret, the 1968 Parisian protests, The Stone Roses, Daubs, mass online derision, and turning down GB News. (Rec: 13/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/12/202430 minutes, 9 seconds
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Life Logistics - Odious Man

Introducing yourself to neighbours, a Raggedy Ann update, assaulting a big bloke, alcohol at family functions, and new teapots. (Rec: 12/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/11/202433 minutes, 46 seconds
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Time To Die?

Pop concerts, terrace myths, weddings, crying, and science ignorance.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/10/202435 minutes, 40 seconds
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Leg Meat Transplants

Face-morphing, video premieres, god-tier pet-walking, a mauled listener, and a news round-up.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/7/202433 minutes, 9 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 222

Sacks of birthday cards, Roy fights himself with tridents, Penny dresses up, a motorcade, a whip-round, a big reveal, and an amazing phone call… (Rec: 7/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/6/202434 minutes, 58 seconds
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The Animal Kwackers Odyssey - Part 3

The Kwackers’ spaceship, fat kid characters, Sam’s wrist, Bad Boy runs amok, and back to/from Popland. (Rec: 6/9/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/5/202431 minutes, 16 seconds
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Life Logistics - Mould Men

A mysterious miracle liquid, tackling homophobia, flight tips, and a new office job. (Rec: 5/9/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/4/202432 minutes, 53 seconds
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The Election Section - Part 1

Starmer’s nuclear hardman stance, and the plight of private schools.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/3/202418 minutes, 16 seconds
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Sneeze Death Fear

Online DIY tutorials, a covid update, telly tips, another Murdoch marriage, a problematic tier, lovely art, and Keane on trial.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/3/202433 minutes, 47 seconds
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Vinegar Salad

Covid’s back, sadness with Ernie Wise, showing off some swords, a workplace creche, and Trump.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/31/202435 minutes, 40 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 221

Roy’s 30th is celebrated in style, birthday cake knife chat, party singing, and greetings from the stars. (Rec: 31/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/30/202432 minutes, 56 seconds
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The Animal Kwackers Odyssey - Part 2

Rock n roll belief, fireman’s poles, M from Bond speaks, and the Kwackers are physically assessed. (Rec: 30/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/29/202430 minutes, 28 seconds
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History Box - Euro 80 Part 2

Hooligan-watching, Keegan’s lollies, risking life for after-school TV football, Ray Wilkins, and an England manager meltdown. (Rec: 28/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/28/202430 minutes, 1 second
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American Sitting

A frustrating physio visit, stupid detention, drive-by shouting, a Soho encounter, and the launch of ‘The Election Section’.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/24/202436 minutes, 5 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 220

Team performance chart, Clive Allen, crying at football, a chin rest, Roy/Geoff tension, and Jimmy Slade goes on the telly. (Rec: 22/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/23/202445 minutes, 15 seconds
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The Animal Kwackers Odyssey - Part 1

Hydration, fantasy, Gerry Cowan, recruiting psychopaths, and Euro pop music. (Rec: 23/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/22/202441 minutes, 19 seconds
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Noelplay Special

A bonus episode, looking at the recent activities of leading TFTM Person of Interest, Noel Edmonds.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/21/202428 minutes, 40 seconds
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History Box - Euro 80 Part 1

School art project turmoil and some afters a decade later, an Uber nightmare, management styles, and a quiz. (Rec: 24/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/21/202433 minutes, 47 seconds
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Flower Husbandry

Gardening plans, drunk ET, an urchin issue, and a rude cyclist.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/20/202431 minutes, 49 seconds
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The Parrot

An official toddler, a royal snub, and a passport renewal adventure.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/17/202433 minutes, 20 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 219

Jimmy Slade’s output, quarterbacks, football changes, our radio nemesis, killing selectors, and sanctions. (Rec: 17/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/16/202439 minutes, 39 seconds
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The Noakes Odyssey - Part 4

Tiny Mona Lisa, unsolicited messages, AI dorises, some football talk, and Noakes reaches Nelson’s hat. (Rec: 16/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/15/202435 minutes, 45 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine 11/03/1984 Part 4

Smelling, dogs, Hitler songs, and subways and their steps. (Rec: 15/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/14/202431 minutes, 10 seconds
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My Kidney Journey

A post-sleep sleep, we take the temperature of our schools, sample etiquette, and a dramatic aqua rescue.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/13/202449 minutes, 16 seconds
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Telly Cubs Memories

Cordial preferences, eating a rat, the joy of tap water, a dirty baptism, Cosquello, and some riddles.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/10/202432 minutes, 20 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 218

Letraset, handing in journalism, black and white again, the rancor keeper, and teenage banking. (Rec: 10/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/9/202432 minutes, 32 seconds
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The Noakes Odyssey - Part 3

Grooming Roly, an afro-david, holiday guards, letting babies cry, Reg, ropes, and heights. (Rec: 9/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/8/202430 minutes, 17 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine 11/03/1984 Part 3

Queen and Bowie, popularity, Tommy, Van Halen, and liking music at school. (Rec: 8/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/7/202438 minutes, 55 seconds
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Whither Emu?

Listlessness, POI Boehly, woman-pleasing, extra blankets, and we launch an investigation into a murder.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/6/202443 minutes, 24 seconds
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The Senna Bungalow

Jar Jar Binks, a wandering pal, Thrones true/false, and a low performance dwelling is reassessed.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/3/202437 minutes, 9 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 217

Bob Paisley, the concept of speed, a dressing room visit, Harold Lloyd, and Jimmy Slade goes into a frenzy. (Rec: 3/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/2/202432 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Noakes Odyssey - Part 2

John’s marvellous column-scaling outfit, Biddy’s pet, dog expenses, ‘Idiot Noakes’ anniversary strops, and Shep dies. (Rec: 2/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/1/202430 minutes, 5 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 11/03/1984 Part 2

Torvill and Dean, a bike accident, an Uber incident, Rockwell, and a Madonna pic hunt. (Rec: 1/8/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/30/202434 minutes, 26 seconds
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Gurning Noelplay

Live jazz, watch talk, crime chat, more watch talk, and Auf Wiedersehen Pet.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/29/202435 minutes, 13 seconds
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Snooker Nut Smuggling

Darts chaos, choosing the soft life, Sir John Classical, a lorry-driving footballer, and leaf-blowing/sucking.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/26/202433 minutes, 54 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 216

Addresses, team and house points, Roy dresses really badly, 100%ing at work, and the Boycott era begins. (Rec: 27/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/25/202434 minutes, 46 seconds
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The Noakes Odyssey - Part 1

The back story of Blue Peter legend John Noakes, including tea, cult activity, two Jones’, and a sexy birthday party. (Rec: 26/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/24/202430 minutes, 3 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 11/03/1984 Part 1

Just the chart rundown. But what a chart. (Rec: 25/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/23/202433 minutes, 11 seconds
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Terry Sorts The Door

Jadedness, a roundabout visit, live classical music, being high in a cat café, and a dinner party fail.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/22/202443 minutes, 2 seconds
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Backflip Boy Surgery

A dad powerplay, hero fantasies, an amazing cake, music documentary tips, and digging news.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/19/202433 minutes, 34 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 215

Saying names of old players, Australia, Uber friends, Moyes’ close shave, and an amazing new chairman. (Rec: 20/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/18/202441 minutes, 55 seconds
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The Pig Odyssey - Part 10

Boris in Chichester, Turkish Delight and champagne, a street pig, and a pivot to lions. (Rec: 19/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/17/202425 minutes, 35 seconds
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Life Logistics - Shepherd Hut Smoking

Office chairs, shared lawn woes, work avoidance, and a career crossroads. (Rec: 18/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/16/202438 minutes, 4 seconds
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Andrew Cute

Excess peanuts, Vienetta, Harrods, Paul Weller, and vintage magazine treasure.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/15/202431 minutes, 28 seconds
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Greasy Spoon Family Trip

Sananda Maitreya gets Jacko angry, Grace Jones and Halifax, glazier talk, breaking news, video shops, and dustmotes.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/12/202437 minutes, 2 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 214

Brazil gets punched, more Hunt rehabilitation, an emotional reunion, and an evil face. (Apologies for the intermittent sound issues) (Rec: 13/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/11/202433 minutes, 7 seconds
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The Pig Odyssey - Part 9

Tirpitz the war pig, TV show endings, the Dad’s Army cast slated, and jury duty avoidance. (Rec: 12/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/10/202438 minutes, 41 seconds
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Life Logistics - Hair And That

To shave or not shave the face and bonce, ageing satisfaction, and politics. (Rec: 11/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/9/202436 minutes, 28 seconds
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Donkey Stuff

Differing sleep plans, an emergency evacuation, tea tray acquisition, paragliding, and a café grass.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/8/202434 minutes, 32 seconds
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The Soft Life

Retirement cosplay, crosswords, Steve Martin, sausage sexism, a chippie breakfast, lyric comparison, and a litre of cream.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/5/202436 minutes, 39 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 213

Some dream chat, Roy’s mind safari, another VHS tape, the big screen is deployed, and a terrible word. (Rec: 6/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/4/202441 minutes, 52 seconds
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The Pig Odyssey - Part 8

Party pig, wrist injury, a flat pig gives up, pig conflict resolution, Johan Cruyff, and the Muppets. (Rec: 5/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/3/202440 minutes, 4 seconds
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Life Logistics - Church Stuff

Denied queries, football start-ups, church stuff, and selling a car. (Rec: 4/7/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/2/202431 minutes, 18 seconds
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Giant Haystacks

Fitness denial, a bit of Big Daddy, eating wax, hanging out with McCartney, democracy, and a Christmas single.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/1/202430 minutes, 3 seconds
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School Assembly

Beeping Timmy gets beeped at, mum-cussing is tackled, home-schooling with a twist, and pianist transfers.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/29/202437 minutes, 37 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 212

AI muscles, make-up artist shenanigans, a mouse robbery, and females in the paper. (Rec: 29/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/28/202434 minutes, 14 seconds
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The Pig Odyssey - Part 7

More on the Tamworth Two, Victor the Giraffe, Crouchy on a plane, foreign tomatoes, Flaviu the Lynx, and possibly the best book. (Rec: 28/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/27/202442 minutes, 24 seconds
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Life Logistics - Loaf Alternatives

Bread talk, wrap chat, in-law holidays, tip tips, fan noise, and fan noise. (Rec: 27/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/26/202432 minutes, 28 seconds
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Pressure Points

Advert avoidance, heavy books, low performance, ants, a spiteful list, Maradona, and a cat attack.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/25/202440 minutes, 47 seconds
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Buttery Crumpet

A special offer, a child hooligan, exciting pig news, a fruity flag, and a bit of banning.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/22/202433 minutes, 28 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 211

An activation lever, John Wark, drawing horses, 1980s Australians, a new signing tries a banana shot, and a Pigface stitch-up. (Rec: 22/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/21/202433 minutes, 42 seconds
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The Pig Odyssey - Part 6

Durrell, Herriott, the voiceover world, Enn Reitel, throat steroids, and cancellation worries. (Rec: 21/6/23)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/20/202432 minutes, 3 seconds
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History Box - Magic Alex Part 4

Lying to The Beatles, buying a Greek island, Japanese whisky, wiring large sums of money, lethal armoured cars, and an artificial sun. (Rec: 20/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/19/202437 minutes, 19 seconds
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The Top Flight Time Machine Odyssey - Part 1

On our sixth birthday, we look back at a list of ideas we’ve had in the past that have been put on a spreadsheet by a bloke called Calum.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/19/202433 minutes, 51 seconds
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Shooting A QC

Bum crack talk, a mindfulness class, shelves, memories of houses from the past, gatecrashers, and scolding strangers.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/18/202433 minutes, 29 seconds
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A Legal War

The defamation battle of the year assessed, awards for the untalented, an unboxing follow-up, and secret disposals.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/15/202441 minutes, 46 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 210

Hucknall, Roy’s new single, comics, celeb encounters, Perspex violence, the Hunter’s Hat Trick, and the most sendings-off. (Rec: 15/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/14/202445 minutes, 4 seconds
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The Pig Odyssey - Part 5

Corvid talk on a train, a dolphin ban, the Tamworth Two, Carlton Cole, and Harry Redknapp rescues a donkey. (Rec: 14/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/13/202434 minutes, 53 seconds
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History Box - Magic Alex Part 3

Magazines, holiday gifts, the BeatlesCave, reversing, and 2am diesel syphoning. (Rec: 13/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/12/202446 minutes, 38 seconds
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Zoom-In Christmas

Photo manipulation, Cheryl and Ashley, liking films, and Stevie Wonder messes about.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/11/202433 minutes, 11 seconds
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Initialling Samples

Missing princess speculation, Stalin, maturing attitudes, a smashed bath tub, and Ben Elton.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/8/202435 minutes, 50 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 209

Brief dream chat, old school photography, bunny spotting, filming men, Bielsa, imagination analysis, and Terry Anderson.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/7/202435 minutes, 51 seconds
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The Pig Odyssey - Part 4

Pig Beach, bear encounters, ghost attacks, universal basic income, the Branson connection, and history’s liveliest pig.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/6/202434 minutes, 27 seconds
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History Box - Magic Alex Part 2

Susceptibility to persuasive characters, Hammers in Hollywood, online banking security, and bartering pods for sausages.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/5/202431 minutes, 8 seconds
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Peanut Ad Dive

Marketing strategies, lesser podcasts, lamb memories, a talking head ambush, and widow correspondence.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/4/202434 minutes, 37 seconds
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Sock Gravel Friend

Feeling posh, playlists for dogs, being tracked, prepping, podding by post, Geoff Capes, and a forest house trek.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/1/202439 minutes, 5 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 208

Alternate facts, touchscreens, more Anderson Incident, wheel-feeding, the choke, hazards, the glove compartment, and boiled sweets. (Rec: 1/6/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/29/202435 minutes, 57 seconds
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The Pig Odyssey - Part 3

Pigs in The Lancet, DNA, coining trouble, sexy eye patches, pig speed, pig sound, being eaten by pets, and a mixed grill in a bag. (Rec: 31/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/28/202434 minutes, 16 seconds
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History Box - Magic Alex Part 1

We examine the Beatles’ inventor pal, including name-changing, plastic, Brian Jones, and tech disruption. (Rec: 30/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/27/202431 minutes, 59 seconds
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Andrew’s Van

New pod plug, data hating, hiding a film, the ‘Funhouse’ rights, an LA office, book talk, and a museum fail.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/26/202451 minutes, 15 seconds
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Guernsey Jazz

Island solitude, tax evasion, sauciness, a Nazi hospital, award defeat, and the continuing demise of football.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/23/202446 minutes, 22 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 207

A curtain-raiser, The Anderson Incident, Lynex, bodily rearrangement, horse fighting, and Roy and Blackie watch a video. (Rec: 25/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/22/202443 minutes, 57 seconds
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The Pig Odyssey - Part 2

Attenborough, Nat West pigs, entry-level marketing professionals, middle-aged BMXers, and black pigs do some breeding. (Rec: 24/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/21/202431 minutes, 14 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 10/6/1990 Part 2

The coolness of 1990, Fatboy Slim ruins a new top, cheese corkage, urchins in anoraks, and the magic of MC Tunes. (Rec: 23/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/20/202437 minutes, 37 seconds
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Police Action Now

Prediction scenes, a trip to Nottingham, royal conspiracies, and far right cult membership claims.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/19/202440 minutes, 19 seconds
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Cultural Overview

Simon & Garfunkel bicker, USA For Africa vs Prince, lots of stuff we’ve been watching, and Steve Wright.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/16/202436 minutes, 4 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 206

Footballers’ books, a bit of Noelplay, dodgy cops, a victory parade, some post-match tablets, and Soccer Sixes. (Rec: 17/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/15/202436 minutes, 2 seconds
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The Pig Odyssey - Part 1

A possible pig visit, pig anatomy facts, pig encounters, and savers. (Rec: 17/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/14/202432 minutes, 4 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 10/6/1990 Part 1

Pretty much just the chart rundown - honk honk! (Rec: 16/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/13/202440 minutes, 9 seconds
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International Literature

Jarvis Cocker, more stationery, dirty book shops, a school report, and foreign bongo.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/12/202437 minutes, 44 seconds
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We Are Good Men

A comedy show, self-care, Gregg Wallace, a public speaking fail, and a February bonus.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/9/202437 minutes, 49 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 205

Sanctimonious presenters, still saying, sweepers, Roy and Joe come together, post-Armageddon plans, and post-match noises. (Rec: 11/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/8/202433 minutes, 36 seconds
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The Office Carnage Odyssey - Part 5

Bell bottoms, the hair genie, Big Tie, phone mix-ups, Tea Shop, fishing, a mashed car door, Mrs Vomit, and future plans. (Rec: 10/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/7/202446 minutes, 17 seconds
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History Box - Sid James On Budgies Part 4

Beatles blagging, wild parakeets, Millwall implosion, Sparkie Williams, Sid threatens a budgie, and ResultsBot vows to go clean. (Rec: 9/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/6/202437 minutes, 14 seconds
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Taco Sunday

Kitchen cleaning, getting away for a bit, Teesside, accidental stalking, and asking about house valuations.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/5/202437 minutes, 2 seconds
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Solar-Powered Micro Suns

Transatlantic trolling, some science, a captured monkey, Gladiators, and the Lampard men.     Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/2/202441 minutes, 49 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 204

Nervous Walter, a lucky chant, an old young manager, hot tellies, and an amazing soccer watch. (Rec: 4/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/1/202432 minutes, 56 seconds
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The Office Carnage Odyssey - Part 4

A genuine office injury, mental health first aiders, living in fear, a canine visit, and lunchtime boozing. (Rec: 3/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/31/202430 minutes, 38 seconds
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History Box - Sid James On Budgies Part 3

Sid thanks the telly, switching off after a show, accidental VHS wiping, some Sid info, and cage advice. (Rec: 2/5/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/30/202434 minutes, 47 seconds
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Audio-Visual Unboxing

Some stuff we got sent, some insurance tips, and disgraceful scenes.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/29/202434 minutes, 30 seconds
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Fishy Fists

A sporting legend buys bog rolls, stationery purchasing, schoolgirl handwriting, and Forest of Dean stuff.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/26/202434 minutes, 49 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 203

More Roland Rat, nerves, adult nappies, Tubby’s sweet shop, Roy’s first job, and John raises his flag,  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/25/202428 minutes, 1 second
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The Office Carnage Odyssey - Part 3

1970s sexism, Christmas party exclusion, The Likely Lads, omelette seduction, call centre hell, and pressing buttons. (Rec: 3/5/23)    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/24/202427 minutes, 43 seconds
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History Box - Sid James On Budgies Part 2

Tea, birds, Wimbledon, Great Uncle Augustus, Sid’s lodgings, and Italian eating times.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/23/202430 minutes, 56 seconds
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Ramshackle Episode

Lethargy, aimless weekends, pioneering podcasting, shrinkflation, wild boars, and a pop star up the lapdancing.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/22/202433 minutes, 49 seconds
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Dizzy Dots

Music for babies, murder telly, spinning at work, Gok rings up, fat pics, and the Queen’s pool.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/19/202439 minutes, 22 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 202

Post-covid nift, a 1980s chairman, Vine, Diamond, Humphries, Parkinson, and Rat. (Rec: 27/4/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/18/202428 minutes, 42 seconds
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The Office Carnage Odyssey - Part 2

Noises podcasting, tea set plans, office knitwear shame, Brent Cross, and discontinued confectionery. (Rec: 26/4/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/17/202438 minutes, 27 seconds
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History Box - Sid James On Budgies Part 1

Covid recovery, pet shops, goldfish, landladies, a classic Carry On, and the NHS. (Rec: 26/4/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/16/202431 minutes, 35 seconds
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2024 - Year Of Our Bodies

The PredictoFinger, a dog spies on a naked ex-footballer, shower methods, Blue Monday nonsense, and a vegan sex professor.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/15/202434 minutes
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Man Health MOT

Some future deep dive considerations, movie song revivals, and Sam gets a thorough medical going over.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/12/202433 minutes, 53 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 201

Old newsagents, a smoking teacher, official abuse, the ‘Amor’, injuries, new towns, and the Cup Final kicks off.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/11/202433 minutes, 32 seconds
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The Office Carnage Odyssey - Part 1

Storming the day out market and the suit market, spotting Lineker, chatting with Lumley, plus Don Brennan and C4 show development.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/10/202432 minutes, 33 seconds
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Life Logistics - Poppadom House Rules

Meal deals, curry Lamparding, a storage price hike, and document disposal fun while avoiding Feargal Sharkey.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/9/202435 minutes, 38 seconds
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Mouth Tyres

A Sooty trip, accountants, motor management, shin pads, derby woe, and unwanted pop-ups.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/8/202432 minutes, 40 seconds
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The Joy Of Darts

The king of just resting, lamparding some stewards, crowdless sport, a superb guess, and Science Island.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/5/202447 minutes, 9 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 200

Future Melchester thoughts, Heinz spaghetti dinners, half time drug ingestion, bubblecopters John Jaws, and Roy’s nicknames. (Rec: 6/4/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/4/202438 minutes, 3 seconds
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The Noel Concorde Odyssey - Part 6

Noel pre-empts this podcast, Daddy Warbucks, a terrible day, some different Noel content and the plane lands. (Rec: 5/4/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/3/202441 minutes
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 19/11/1978 Part 3

Greasemania, Travolta and Cage, our richest listener, cartoons in films, a mod shop ruckus, and some songs from the chart. (Rec: 4/4/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/2/202433 minutes, 11 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 199

Recreating football, a war of nerves, air banners, Roy Jr gets on the telly, rhyming with John Weller, and subterranean dugouts. (Rec: 30/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/29/202334 minutes, 2 seconds
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The Noel Concorde Odyssey - Part 5

Deal Or No Deal news, some high performance content including a poem, KFC Chat, and jazz. (Rec: 29/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/28/202332 minutes, 55 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 19/11/1978 Part 2

Cats in the wild, Danish web design, Barnes literary scene updates, Ghost XL, and Bob Geldof defies the unions. (Rec: 28/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/27/202332 minutes, 2 seconds
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Dad Curious

A hotel coffee machine incident, a party plan, a jolly doctor, and a treacherous journey home from Liverpool.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/22/202331 minutes, 51 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 198

Wood procurement, turning and blowing, collapsing schools, an alien dinner badge, Kevin the Kitten, and some different times content. (Rec: 23/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/21/202333 minutes, 14 seconds
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The Noel Concorde Odyssey - Part 4

Needless flight jargon, plane vs helicopter, animation plans, the King’s biscuits, and the cost of travelling. (Rec: 22/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/20/202332 minutes, 50 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 19/11/1978 Part 1

Blob husbandry, the best holiday noise, and the chart rundown. (Rec: 21/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/19/202345 minutes, 57 seconds
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Sue Barker Emoji

The end of banter telly, Blankety Blank, an erectile dysfunction investigation, and the IFS Christmas party.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/18/202334 minutes, 31 seconds
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Digital Exploration

Fencing for health, a Soviet cheat, testosterone loss, and prostate checks.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/15/202334 minutes, 12 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 197

An unsettled guest, fat cats, a bit of Noeltalk, Pat Sharp life tips, and a scratchcard game. (Rec: 16/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/14/202330 minutes, 56 seconds
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The Noel Concorde Odyssey - Part 3

A special guest, luggage talk, extra jargon, buying a radio station in mid-air, Richest Branston, and Noel gets increasingly excited. (Rec: 15/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/13/202333 minutes, 50 seconds
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Life Logistics - Toilet Turkey

Night howling, an air fryer barbecue, Steve and Ange, swearing around babies, and dog-dragging. (Rec: 14/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/12/202335 minutes, 44 seconds
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Christmas Build-Up

Gift plans, Sam’s fake tree, giant cooking, boxes of chocolates, and a self-commissioned documentary.    Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/11/202336 minutes, 37 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 21/4/1974 Part 3

Teenage listening, sexy bank robbers, a Sam duet, our plans to become MPs, Macca writes ‘Jet’, and some Wombles and Abba and a C5. (Rec: 12/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/10/202334 minutes, 32 seconds
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Spy Suspicions

Foaming, frenzying, getting tapped up by the intelligence services, Nissan, Sunak, and Klopp.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/8/202336 minutes, 17 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 196

A tribute to Penny, an editorial refreshment issue, Roy’s many gods, a white pitch, cotton wool boots, nerves, and Mark Owen. (Rec: 9/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/7/202344 minutes, 31 seconds
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The Noel Concorde Odyssey - Part 2

Noel discloses his flight history, has intrusive thoughts, Sam flies solo, Richard Keys, and school slogans. (Rec: 8/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/6/202331 minutes, 24 seconds
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Life Logistics - Cream High

The Queen’s soaps, death news speculating, the teachings of a 100-year-old man, a spending query, and veggie chat. (Rec: 7/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/5/202343 minutes, 5 seconds
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Tooth Removal

Sam goes to the dentists, the external sinus, an anger vein, a Christmas tree policy shift, and monster hunting.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/4/202330 minutes, 17 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 195

A player-turned-teacher, tense Roy, knowledgeable fans, a rewritten snooker anthem, and some future tech appears. (Rec: 2/3/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/30/202347 minutes, 18 seconds
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The Noel Concorde Odyssey - Part 1

Gremlins, Noelplay, technological motivations, a frustrated angry dad, Bond, a retraction, and Noelwear. (Rec: 1/3/23)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/29/202330 minutes, 52 seconds
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History Box - 1980s Rabies Mania Part 8

A greased lens, a new shop explored, fat advice, rabies in France and a terrifying BBC film. (Rec: 28/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/28/202330 minutes, 46 seconds
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RIP Terry Venables

Roaring awake, lazy Sunday stuff, a tooth problem, and our tribute to the architect of Euro 96.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/27/202331 minutes, 34 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 21/4/1974 Part 2

Tip talk, early Wombles, a self-flowing river, The Spoon, a Glitter spin-off, and Avengers admin. (Rec: 26/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/26/202334 minutes, 42 seconds
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Bring Back Angus

Sniping at radio stations, pop music, recommendations, and another nail in football’s coffin.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/24/202341 minutes, 29 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 194

Joe Bellamy’s rage increases, Nat Gosden struggles, football pub talkers, a pre-match atrocity, and a nice away kit. (Rec: 23/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/23/202335 minutes, 28 seconds
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The Rod Hull Odyssey - Part 6

Best best mate name, old Leeds stuff, wet Alf Garnett, bad houseboat research, Parky, and the big eggs hatch. (Rec: 22/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/22/202337 minutes, 33 seconds
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History Box - 1980s Rabies Mania Part 7

Magic, insecurity, the Pigeon Street link, Sam does a joke, and some rabies arrives by boat. (Rec: 21/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/21/202332 minutes, 42 seconds
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Emergency Pod - New Argentina President

Javier Milei, his dead dog, his chainsaw, and how the UK could be next.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/20/202313 minutes, 16 seconds
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Incredible Shoehorn

Beatboxing, poor and/or expensive light festivals, a charity flounce, friendship maintenance, and embracing TikTok.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/20/202338 minutes, 8 seconds
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Grifting Drinks

Assorted pop acts, Lineker in the pub, the shpuke, I’m A Celeb, Animal Kwackers, and Prowse.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/17/202337 minutes, 11 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 193

Claret kit history, a terrible vantage point, awful opinions, enraged Bellamy gets done, and an old-timer returns. (Rec: 16/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/16/202329 minutes, 51 seconds
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The Rod Hull Odyssey - Part 5

A now-disgraced kids show, a nervous bugler, bus conductors, and Rod’s best mate. (Rec: 15/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/15/202332 minutes, 37 seconds
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History Box - 1980s Rabies Mania Part 6

Investigative journalism, fear of ‘the other’, a happy rabid dog, pet stats, and grassing for Britain. (Rec: 14/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/14/202326 minutes, 43 seconds
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Escaped Italian Lion

Some fireworks, grown men dressed up, pocket pebbles, hermitage trouble, and a parasympathetic nervous system.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/13/202335 minutes, 57 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 21/4/1974 Part 1

Just the chart rundown really. (Rec: 12/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/12/202333 minutes, 35 seconds
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Waiter Envelope Badge

Living near the National Archive, the Duchy of Cornwall, an Indian meal, C-3PO gets on eBay, and leaving gigs early.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/10/202343 minutes, 16 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 192

Father/son gaming, tactics, cup rivalry, posh trains, alluring Penny, sprains, and a computer contest. (Rec: 9/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/9/202335 minutes, 23 seconds
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The Rod Hull Odyssey - Part 4

An apology, crossbows, big eggs, new baby mayhem, and Rod’s dad. (Rec: 8/2//23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/8/202324 minutes, 51 seconds
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History Box - 1980s Rabies Mania Part 5

Respecting rabies, chilling dystopias, a sponsored cat, a horror circus, and selling fish to the rich. (Rec: 7/2//23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/7/202330 minutes, 42 seconds
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Noel Zealand

A deep dive into Noel Edmonds’ latest antics in and around his New Zealand compound.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/6/202334 minutes, 52 seconds
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New York Odyssey

American catchphrases, posh fireworks, collaborating with Lineker, Pickleball, and a rat-killing mayor.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/3/202338 minutes, 7 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 191

Milkmen’s greasy spoon, scrambled eggs, Norman’s thigh tape, the ‘seven-on-two’, a prophecy error, BMX stuff, and murder admission. (Rec: 2/2/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/2/202343 minutes, 2 seconds
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The Rod Hull Odyssey - Part 3

Getting on telly as kids, Australia flights, dwelling on the bad stuff, keeping secrets, Salford showbiz buffet, and attacking the Queen Mum. (Rec: 1/2/23)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/1/202333 minutes, 40 seconds
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History Box - 1980s Rabies Mania Part 4

Implausibility, a delivery miracle, a dog bite film, continental armpit warnings, and Jon Pertwee’s rate card. (Rec: 31/1/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/31/202331 minutes, 1 second
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Bedtime 2 (2nd Attempt)

Loungewear, goblin mode, airport security, sleep issues, snooker commentary, and texts from doctors. (This time with the correct audio!)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/30/202330 minutes, 23 seconds
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Sweets

Are chocolates sweets? Also, a video farewell, firework-swallowing, jigsaw-poisoning, local sweets, and snus.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/30/202332 minutes, 32 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 20/6/1999 Part 2

Finding diamonds, an outrageous canine guest, a friend of the pod, book shop negotiation, and some music stuff. (Rec: 29/1/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/29/202333 minutes, 26 seconds
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Bedtime 2

Loungewear, goblin mode, airport security, sleep issues, snooker commentary, and texts from doctors.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/27/202332 minutes, 13 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 190

Forest chat, fictional football careers, hard man Vic, more names on hoardings, and a new comic is launched. (Rec: 26/1/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/26/202337 minutes, 46 seconds
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The Rod Hull Odyssey - Part 2

Evil sleepers, Carol Vorderman’s love life, hypocrisy, big-chinned celebs, LazyTown, and Rod’s domestic life. (Rec: 25/1/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/25/202331 minutes, 44 seconds
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History Box - 1980s Rabies Mania Part 3

Heart location, moving to Portugal, old photos, mess definition, and travelling not holidaying. (Rec: 24/1/23) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/24/202330 minutes, 46 seconds
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Jazz Brunch

New York plans, saying embarrassing stuff, USA culture, and the Battenberg cake.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/23/202333 minutes, 40 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 20/6/1999 Part 1

Stock, Aitken & Waterman, a canine guest, and the chart rundown. (Rec: 22/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/22/202337 minutes, 34 seconds
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Peter Purves’ Compound

Self-abuse motivations, Blue Peter team pic, bear lasagne thief, the Rooneys, and pet surgery news.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/20/202338 minutes, 6 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 189

Father/son FIFA grief, Roy says a strange thing in his action jacket before licencing his reflective system and getting drunk, and Rob gets bullied. (Rec: 19/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/19/202339 minutes, 46 seconds
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The Rod Hull Odyssey - Part 1

Refusing This Is Your Life, Bill Oddie quizzes with Sam, Eamonn Andrews gets fighty, Emu and Orville are held hostage, and Cheggers gets attacked. (Rec: 18/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/18/202338 minutes, 19 seconds
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History Box - 1980s Rabies Mania Part 2

Rabies today, cure distribution, visiting ‘France’, wet markets and covid, and relocating to Antarctic. (Rec: 17/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/17/202331 minutes, 31 seconds
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Three Puddings Sam

Blood-letting with an uncle, some tube-clambering, an overindulgence of sweetness, and Christmas taste-testing plans.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/16/202334 minutes, 33 seconds
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Very Long Episode

Christmas begins, fruit cake and cheese, gig talk, Savile, and Sam scrambles eggs wrong.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/13/202354 minutes, 27 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 188

Patronising media, an unknown kit manufacturer, a fish-filleting legend, a sausage duo, and acronym hate. (Rec: 12/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/12/202335 minutes, 30 seconds
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The 2023 Ripley Odyssey - Part 6

A bouncing bridge, Wembley stats, a Hammersmith stand-off, foaming, sex maniacs, and a stupidity tax. (Rec: 11/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/11/202331 minutes, 41 seconds
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History Box - 1980s Rabies Mania Part 1

Foam, hair products, Paul Weller’s dad, double crown hell, and dodgy allotments. (Rec: 10/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/10/202330 minutes, 23 seconds
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Music Or Football?

The matchday chore, Keane meets Yaffle, the Jackson connection, and other great TFTM achievements.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/9/202332 minutes, 55 seconds
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The Soho Accusation Technique

School issues, the Tory conference, a dirty old man up the park, Strictly, and imperial phase Brucie.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/6/202341 minutes, 59 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 187

Bringing back booting and rabies, McKay’s god image and healing qualities, and Roy takes the credit for everything. (Rec: 5/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/5/202331 minutes, 47 seconds
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The 2023 Ripley Odyssey - Part 5

Editorial choices, lion photography, Oscar praise, a cat army, threat management, and some phobias. (Rec: 4/1/23)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/4/202334 minutes, 24 seconds
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History Box - The 'Last Christmas' Video Part 4

Researching Kathy Hill, Andrew is celebrated, George tinkers, a great drunk shot, and it all ends. (Rec: 3/1/23)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/3/202328 minutes, 38 seconds
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Cookie’s Birthday

A computer man, some canine bad behaviour, a problem, a daredevil mascot, more mascot chat, and being chased by sheep.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/2/202333 minutes, 58 seconds
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Pray For Bonnie

A Vita Modula clean-up, Stacey Solomon, a beloved cat gets hurt, and a fox and a fence.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/29/202335 minutes, 6 seconds
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Memoriam Noises

A bonus mini-episode that started out as something else.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/28/202315 minutes, 55 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 186

Star Wars figures, Roy goes in goal and plays god, Club Botham, Rob ignores feedback, progress, and a sweaty Bobby Robson dream. (Rec: 29/12/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/28/202328 minutes, 46 seconds
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The 2023 Ripley Odyssey - Part 4

A rabbit contributes, mail cats, a double banana, and some human-looking artefacts. (Rec: 28/12/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/27/202332 minutes, 21 seconds
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History Box - The 'Last Christmas' Video Part 3

GM arrives in style, great greet-acting, a grumpy caretaker, a real-life boyfriend, and Spike Milligan’s unrequited love. (Rec: 27/12/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/26/202325 minutes, 37 seconds
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Bald Man In Wigtown

A trip to Scotland, a menuless café, nonocliers, a hotel room picnic, tomato talk, and a perfume gift.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/25/202334 minutes, 20 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 7/6/1970 Part 3

Delaney Christmas Day plans, David Essex films, a life of crime considered, and a problematic hit dissected. (Rec: 25/12/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/24/202335 minutes, 43 seconds
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Beware The Two-Wheeled Grass

Ronnie Pickering, Murdoch quits, cash deals, fly-tipping, free books, and Brandreth feedback.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/22/202337 minutes, 29 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 185

Michael Robinson, our emigration plans, Roy’s dad, a spider car, petrol money, and Charlie Carter gets injured again. (Rec: 22/12/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/21/202333 minutes, 30 seconds
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The 2023 Ripley Odyssey - Part 3

Forced accountant listening, Slade origin info, a voice legend, holiday observing, James Bantz, butcher bird, and evolution. (Rec: 21/12/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/20/202330 minutes, 58 seconds
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History Box - The 'Last Christmas' Video Part 2

Album titles, Andrew’s influence, The Beatles of the Rings, musical alchemy, and a skiing PR trip with John Pigface. (Rec: 20/12/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/19/202331 minutes, 9 seconds
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Ringo’s Furniture

A Beatle visits Blue Peter, steel, Perspex, plastic, a little man with some radiators, and some breaking news. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/18/202340 minutes
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The Luxury Of Chaos

Nature’s fightback, empty office pod nests, celebrity misbehaviour, early morning sport, mum-shaming, and new school talk.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/15/202345 minutes, 14 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 184

Free stuff, Charlie Nicholas, slalom runs, a Benny Hill funeral, dead former lovers, I-Spy, bowing, and the captain’s room.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/14/202337 minutes, 26 seconds
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The 2023 Ripley Odyssey - Part 2

A mine rat and other hero animals, a creepy finger, childhood swearing, and a Tinder surprise.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/13/202328 minutes, 44 seconds
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History Box - The 'Last Christmas' Video Part 1

Whamageddon hate, perineum tactics, strength, pudding, George’s miracles, and hair chat.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/12/202330 minutes, 20 seconds
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The Human Flaviu

Extreme heat, our positions in the coming revolution, and the escaped ‘terrorist’ and his many TFTM links  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/11/202335 minutes, 19 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 7/6/1970 Part 2

A classic is unearthed, podding walk-on songs, a dadpod, milk in pubs, and lionplay.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/10/202331 minutes, 29 seconds
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A Park Gone Wrong

Chasing a celeb’s dog, family cults, coffee shop rage, a car boot fail, and toastie fury. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/8/202330 minutes, 20 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 183

The best 1980’s kit manufacturers, sexy leather dogs, Brinsden the genius, Roy’s Monday report, and Animal Sundays.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/7/202338 minutes, 16 seconds
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The 2023 Ripley Odyssey - Part 1

The annual Yuletide deep dive returns with extra-eye cow, the shyest footballer, emulating Frodo, and cat/dog updates.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/6/202329 minutes, 19 seconds
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History Box - Sepp Blatter Part 3

Sepp’s downfall, his replacement, his love life, his sexy plans, and ‘partners’.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/5/202331 minutes, 21 seconds
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Magical Gravy Ingredient

Apple chat, brainstorming ideas, healthy after-school snacks, and a disastrous McDonalds trip. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/4/202337 minutes, 18 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 7/6/1970 Part 1

Just the top 40 rundown to be honest.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/3/202334 minutes, 11 seconds
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Archives Work Fantasy

Scrounging, niche football talk, Spinal Tap, cinema discomfort, Victorian inventions, more scrounging and consumer rumours.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/1/202334 minutes, 24 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 182

A new lamp, a pupdate, Roy goes ABC, a soaked petition, high Penny, and Brinsden’s gang buys a paper.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/31/202343 minutes, 15 seconds
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The Roobarb Odyssey - Part 3

Education, the Honey Monster’s dad, a Millionaire stitch-up, and a brief look at the Roobarb episode.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/30/202334 minutes, 13 seconds
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History Box - Sepp Blatter Part 2

Denmark, national derbies, atlas truths, globeplay, encyclopaedias, telly nans, Cilla invents Marxism, and no Blatter. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/29/202331 minutes, 33 seconds
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Consumer Rumours

Noisy item round-up, mystery wood, power washing, workshop life, festival collection, and more.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/28/202339 minutes, 20 seconds
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Flaviu Returns

Dealing with unwelcome spiders, a nugget party, consumer rumours, and a lynx development.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/25/202332 minutes, 29 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 181

Bleak Britain, the worst man of the 80s and 90s, beetroot, coarse blankets, and a glorious free gift. (Rec: 24/11/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/24/202339 minutes, 16 seconds
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The Roobarb Odyssey - Part 2

Short-form animation fun, giving kids booze, Wombles business deals, jazz dog ownership, and a kitten asserts his authority. (Rec: 23/11/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/23/202330 minutes, 9 seconds
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History Box - Sepp Blatter Part 1

The best ever trophy, global sausage acquisition, dissing Nelson Mandela, and contactless technology. (Rec: 22/11/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/22/202330 minutes, 6 seconds
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Drizzly Zoo

Sound effects, Parkinson reassessed, posh snacks, an Irish visit, and a new IFS tier?  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/21/202335 minutes, 43 seconds
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Katie Price Prison Win

A ResultsBot update, football talk, numbers, golf injuries, and a news round-up  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/18/202337 minutes, 16 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 180

Chris Wilson, having a window peep, a sex cab, pointless petitions, and Roy motivates Rob. (Rec: 24/11/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/17/202329 minutes, 46 seconds
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The Roobarb Odyssey - Part 1

1974’s Christmas spike craze, fat pens, solvent connoisseurs, Morrissey, life upgrades, and the double slit. (Rec: 16/11/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/16/202336 minutes, 30 seconds
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History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 5

This should have gone out a month or so ago but episode 9 went out instead - not sure anyone noticed. Withnail, ice cream, kid film persuasion, the FX-2000, and Sam’s first car purchase. (Rec: 18/10/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/15/202342 minutes, 43 seconds
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Animal Kwackers

Wartime podcasts, childhood nakedness, the hernia, telly memories, and Chris Tarrant’s sunbathing woes. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/14/202343 minutes, 14 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 27/8/1995 Part 3

Christmas, darts, the World Cup, Friends, the greatest album of all time, and Prince. (Rec: 20/11/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/13/202332 minutes, 28 seconds
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Portugal Coach Driver

Edinburgh, kissing rhythms, road and medical dis n’ dat, and AirBnB towel grief. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/11/202344 minutes, 12 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 179

Football lamparding, the Melchester treatment room/sauna, and some Christmas health advice. (Rec: 17/11/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/10/202329 minutes, 17 seconds
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The Magic Porridge Pot Odyssey - Part 4

Flood coverage, Triffid fear, pot hacking, and Robin Hood turns up. (Rec: 9/11/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/9/202326 minutes, 26 seconds
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History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 8

Middle-class drug teens, street ladies, stats in sport, and football Twitter hell. (Rec: 8/11/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/8/202337 minutes, 17 seconds
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Bedtime

Prayers, vinyl jackets, sibling room sharing, plane drunkenness, a wasp sting remedy, and evening eavesdropping.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/7/202330 minutes, 58 seconds
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The Dentist’s Chair 1996

Tournament dating, football’s Arthur Daley, the greatest preparation in England’s history, and how it enraged John Pigface so much. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/4/202331 minutes, 48 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 178

Neville Jones panics, or does he? Merv remembers being a winger, cowboy talk, a smiling skinhead, and petitions. (Rec: 3/11/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/3/202331 minutes, 52 seconds
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The Magic Porridge Pot Odyssey - Part 3

Sugar, British Home Stores, tour department store plans, headscarves, dream chat, and egg stuff. (Rec: 2/11/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/2/202329 minutes, 29 seconds
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History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 7

Online trading, interdental brushing, old-school Fantasy Football, banter lines, and posters. (Rec: 1/11/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/1/202333 minutes, 50 seconds
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Goosey Goosey Gander

A simple nursery rhyme, priest skallingtons in holes, Saudi Arabia bid for us, Julian Fellowes again, and some correspondence.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/31/202332 minutes, 54 seconds
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Bees

A single episode looking at the world of bees in our world. Again, apologies for sporadic sound issues with Sam.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/28/202328 minutes, 22 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 177

1984, footballers plucked from obscurity, a Division 3 bruiser, a new Martin, iron balls, a Taffy massage, and we dox another reader. (Rec: 27/10/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/27/202340 minutes
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The Magic Porridge Pot Odyssey - Part 2

A list of stories, a widow, family cannibalism, hangry Sam, mushrooms, and non-stop porridge. (Rec: 26/10/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/26/202333 minutes, 43 seconds
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History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 6

More classified ads, World Cup stickers, cat stuff, hat stuff, Andy Warhol, and a telly trick. (Rec: 25/10/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/25/202338 minutes, 57 seconds
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Throwing

A close look at the world of throwing stuff. Sorry for occasional sound issues - Sam’s mic was stuck on ‘gale force wind’ setting.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/24/202328 minutes, 7 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 27/8/1995 Part 2

The Our Price reboot, indie record shops, Blur v Oasis, Britpop lamparding, and encounters with Radiohead. (Rec: 23/10/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/23/202335 minutes, 37 seconds
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Dog Track Car Park

The Long Good Friday, dating Annabel Croft, memory groups, and historical sleep patterns.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/21/202334 minutes, 11 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 175.5

Illustration issues, Roy’s gaslighting, fan chaos, Christmas plans, and a terrifying festive pic. (Rec: 20/10/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/20/202329 minutes, 34 seconds
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The Magic Porridge Pot Odyssey - Part 1

Pub closures, the clever/stupid method, more laundry, the James Last Star Wars influence, and the Emperor educates himself. (Rec: 19/10/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/19/202333 minutes, 52 seconds
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History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 9

Libraries and their destruction, a shower system rhyme, reputation management, retirement, and the Victorians. (Rec: 18/10/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/18/202336 minutes, 39 seconds
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Grass

Tennis, bikecams, bread, Noel Edmonds, resistance, and litter.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/17/202334 minutes, 52 seconds
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Chimney Talk

Nap Tag, Fred Dibnah, roof bravery, lunch crisps, cereal boxes, and Duncan Goodhew. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/14/202339 minutes, 43 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 176

John Cleese, coping with changing attitudes, Roy does some sums, Charlie does some gardening, and a selection shock. (Rec: 13/10/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/13/202339 minutes, 26 seconds
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The Krankies Odyssey - Part 9

Stalking your own kids, a cavity exploration, some etymology, a bit of Bernard Bresslaw, and more stalking stuff. (Rec: 12/10/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/12/202334 minutes, 34 seconds
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History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 4

Paul Calf, some female input, an unsolicited cuppa, what blokes talk about, and Camp Beaumont heartache. (Rec: 11/10/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/11/202331 minutes, 2 seconds
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Concert Talk

Some great gigs, a not great gig, a runaway dog, intense teeth-cleaning, and bleaching.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/10/202329 minutes, 44 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 27/8/1995 Part 1

A ghostly intervention, cat abuse hypocrisy, the chart rundown, and a story tease for next time. (Rec: 10/10/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/9/202332 minutes, 49 seconds
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Gas Tunnels

Road digging, specialist television piping, Threads, a bolt and a button, and a triggering birthday party.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/7/202343 minutes, 18 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 175

The French discuss the white Christmas, corpse visit plans, showing off, Sharron Davies meets Roy in a hotel, Roy fails badly at judo, and we see Human Penny. (Rec: 6/10/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/6/202337 minutes, 59 seconds
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The Krankies Odyssey - Part 8

Sexy stuff, cottage cheese, a theatre leopard, a Madonna safe, an uncatchable burglar gets ruptured, and a classroom show-off. (Rec: 5/10/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/5/202336 minutes, 59 seconds
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History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 3

An old goal, Madchester, Sam’s obituarist, Dave from the Winchester, and fighter pilot footballers, and desperation beer. (Rec: 4/10/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/4/202336 minutes, 10 seconds
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Skipmas Day

Tennis and the Troubles, Lineker’s hibernation, an Elton aficionado, and boil in the bag funerals.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/3/202336 minutes, 35 seconds
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Outdoors

Norwich, Elton’s concorde, boredom, the AA v RAC, and garden destruction.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/30/202340 minutes, 13 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 174

A pull-off, hooligan freckles, Tony Hadley threats, the magic of muscles, and Roy’s woes increase with some shocking refereeing.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/29/202336 minutes, 30 seconds
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The Krankies Odyssey - Part 7

A generational attitudes clash, legal threats, a feud with Sara Cox, Blankety Blank fees, and regularly not being bothered.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/28/202334 minutes, 43 seconds
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History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 2

Our personal debts to the mag, the wrath of a trained killer, control, Liz Hurley, and Rod Stewart’s turn of phrase.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/27/202332 minutes, 17 seconds
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Complaining About Complainers

An IFS subscription plea, the power of suggestion, the salad cream effect, and Glastonbury.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/26/202334 minutes, 22 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 1/7/1973 Part 2

Snoopy and Peanuts, Peters & Lee, racing street dogs, nature table plans, and school bomb threats. (Rec: 25/9/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/25/202333 minutes, 24 seconds
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Next-Level Timbrelling

Birth certificates, meat-eating, a payment demand, a Gulliver reprise, remembering Ray Wilkins (and water), and a riddle.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/23/202340 minutes, 42 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 173

Guessing, hairlines, a proper tramp, a smashed face, computer game piracy, We Are The Champions, and a shock substitution. (Rec: 22/9/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/22/202340 minutes, 37 seconds
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The Krankies Odyssey - Part 6

A PC stitch-up, films that are and aren’t fun, and Leslie Grantham’s penultimate TV appearance? (Rec: 21/9/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/21/202332 minutes, 14 seconds
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History Box - The First ‘Loaded’ Part 1

The launch of a life-changing magazine, how it chimed with the times, working for Labour, and remembering our first time. (Rec: 20/9/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/20/202332 minutes, 39 seconds
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Drying

Mostly about drying yourself after a shower, but a man is bitten in a pub and Kevin Keegan appears too.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/19/202330 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Hoffs Incident

Heat, live trip-planning, vampiric tubes, gentle Play School vibes, THAT guess, and the PrinceCopter.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/16/202337 minutes, 24 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 172

A glorious return, £400Land, an artist change, lady genies, titchy breakfasts, and unsettling clowns. (Rec: 15/9/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/15/202340 minutes, 39 seconds
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The Krankies Odyssey - Part 5

A tidy wee boy, a problem chimp, Sunday Sunderland fun, a battered bear, and a struggling Barrymore is observed. (Rec: 14/9/22)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/14/202332 minutes, 47 seconds
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History Box - The Nottingham Cheese Riot Part 2

A different riot, loving Loaded, ghost Beatles, life expectancy chat, and a bit about the 1766 cheese riot. (Rec: 13/9/22)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/13/202335 minutes, 49 seconds
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Bear Attack

A riddle, some further Rumpelstiltskin assessment, a couple of cowboy hats, and wilderness talk.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/12/202337 minutes, 32 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 1/7/1973 Part 1

A chart rundown, pop sentiency, and a look at the debut issue of Enter CD-ROM magazine. (Rec: 11/9/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/11/202328 minutes, 47 seconds
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The Prague Odyssey

A hotel from hell, smoking, the ultimate cockney, a weird hospitality tent, airport chaos, and a European cup win.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/9/202334 minutes, 34 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 171

Harvey Rawson’s brain room, Walford is taken over, a football conspiracy, and two gay blokes in a chip shop. (Rec: 8/9/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/8/202345 minutes, 44 seconds
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The Krankies Odyssey - Part 4

The Troggs Tapes, small people, the joy of metalwork, and Catholic education. (Rec: 7/9/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/7/202332 minutes, 6 seconds
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History Box - The Nottingham Cheese Riot Part 1

Homemade cheese, a nightmarish grass situation, and our farming plans. (Rec: 6/9/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/6/202331 minutes, 32 seconds
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Ultra Extreme Legend Goals

Sparks, a lunar ambition, Northern Ireland then and now, the Rat-A-Tat-Tat, Los Postinos, and Prague safety.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/5/202346 minutes, 24 seconds
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Viewmaster Reviews

Spilling serum, payment fails, taking a driver hostage, the world's custard source, and a Star Wars box office query.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/2/202344 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 170

More hoarding code, Roy Jr’s hidden talents, Rawson’s psychological theory, and an unusual German picture editor. (Rec: 1/9/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/1/202335 minutes, 18 seconds
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The Krankies Odyssey - Part 3

A dive into the book’s introduction, doing a Norvelle, a TV tug of war, and the PC shock jocks get their way. (Rec: 31/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/31/202336 minutes, 12 seconds
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History Box: The School Jackdaw Part 2

A lorry almost crashes, the bird adopts a human, and we hear a first-hand account of the whole thing. (Rec: 30/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/30/202325 minutes, 18 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 27/5/1984 Part 3

Why some eras are better than others, the Human League panel, and the Bronski revolution. (Rec: 28/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/28/202331 minutes, 26 seconds
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Selfie With Roy

Rag acquisition, fouling a school library, a dad on a roof, Brucie’s widow, and Italian losing rage.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/26/202334 minutes, 3 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 169

David Croft, more hoarding namechecks, Roy is cuckolded, Sir John Stalin, being claggy, and dolphin-watching. (Rec: 25/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/25/202339 minutes, 38 seconds
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The Krankies Odyssey - Part 2

We get sidetracked by an interview with Max Bygraves from 1977 and Hitler’s balls. (Rec: 24/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/23/202332 minutes, 33 seconds
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History Box: The School Jackdaw Part 1

Playground bird bully attack, scary eye balloons, perfect non-salty tea, Elvis, Sinatra, and a burst pipe meltdown. (Rec: 23/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/23/202335 minutes, 2 seconds
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Manifesting Chips

Getting knocked down, getting up again, hate mail, another eBay search, risk assessment, and European travel plans.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/22/202342 minutes, 35 seconds
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Frozen Stiff

The nature table, some interruptions, The Little Dinner Lady, a chilling tale, and finger names.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/19/202334 minutes, 58 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 168

Fireworks! Roy and Blackie collide but another RR steals the thunder. Plus a mind palace and more fireworks! (Rec: 18/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/18/202337 minutes, 13 seconds
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The Krankies Odyssey - Part 1

Eating mud, Countdown presenter history, and the Max Bygraves foreword. (Rec: 17/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/17/202338 minutes, 35 seconds
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Life Logistics - Veg Talk

Learning musical instruments, Eno goes to M&S, toothbrush talk, and hangover cures. (Rec: 16/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/16/202330 minutes, 57 seconds
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Eurovision Memories

Illness, a man of the woods on a tiny island, a trip to Riga, an Anglo-Italian row, and a pigs preview.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/15/202341 minutes, 33 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 27/5/1984 Part 2

The early Now compilations and their pig, Midge Ure’s world-ending conduct, and caveman acapella. (Rec: 14/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/14/202334 minutes, 52 seconds
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Bear Meat Frenzy

A major pod player raises his game, Grylls grills, a hero’s birthday, beach war, ice cream families, and a puppy incident.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/12/202339 minutes, 51 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 167

Existential ageing crisis, Henry Cooper, coach chat, Roy goes back to Melchester, murder roleplay, and the big showdown.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/11/202340 minutes, 49 seconds
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The Kick Start Odyssey - Part 6

A Moult connection, survival TV, being stung, a sick bay pal, puddle humiliation, and a Canadian gets no reward. (Rec: 10/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/10/202329 minutes, 15 seconds
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Life Logistics - Australia

A celebrity Pancho link, personal deep dives, a flatulent cat, and the end of Neighbours. (Rec: 9/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/9/202331 minutes, 46 seconds
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Coronation Asda Car Parks

Ahead of the King's coronation, we visit our local respective Asda car parks to take the temperature of the nation, like we did when his mum died.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/6/202333 minutes, 44 seconds
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Coronation Eve

Free gravy, Liverpool news, a rude eye injury, a royal song, and some Big Sam love.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/5/202332 minutes, 47 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 166

Roy’s ongoing problems, Russian cultural exchange, Fonz management, a zoo trip, and a celebrity lodger. (Rec: 11/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/4/202331 minutes, 19 seconds
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The Kick Start Odyssey - Part 5

A big advert, bloated Match of the Day, the softening of the Premier League, Jimmy chin, and not much Kick Start. (Rec: 10/8/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/3/202329 minutes, 39 seconds
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Life Logistics - The Fascism Of Weddings

A suit refund query, matrimonial dilemmas, hot beef sandwiches, and being told what to do. (Rec: 9/8/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/2/202333 minutes, 21 seconds
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Recycling Drama

Party pick-up attire and violence scenarios, fresh Lineker sightings, a wide local search, and a new friend.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/1/202331 minutes, 30 seconds
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Going Medium

Soil distribution, old films, a Nando’s trip, and a Jerry Springer tribute.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/28/202342 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 165

Readers’ polls, attic access denial, group names, the no-pun zone, a massacre, and problems for Melchester. (Rec: 28/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/27/202327 minutes, 6 seconds
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The Kick Start Odyssey - Part 4

Sweary parenting, the course and running order assessed, a cocky Belgian, and sympathetic editing. (Rec: 27/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/26/202327 minutes, 5 seconds
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History Box - First Telephone Call/Formation Of Chic

Bell invents the phone by mistake and enrages his mate, Nile and Bernard become mates, and Bowie’s alternative song. (Rec: 26/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/25/202326 minutes, 44 seconds
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Tropical Compound

A health update, TFTM fan fiction, upcoming episode plans, and some telly recommendations.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/24/202328 minutes, 19 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 27/5/1984 Part 1

An incredible chart, picking a hard man record, Fatboy Slim gets creepy, and high concept movies. (Rec: 24/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/23/202329 minutes, 57 seconds
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Christopher Crossmos

Sam’s covid ordeal, midnight snacks, and yacht rock songwriting.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/21/202328 minutes, 44 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 164

An error, getting told off, an awful dog story, petrol station nutmeg, and Penny smuggles herself in, and 1980s match nanas. (Rec: 21/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/20/202334 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Kick Start Odyssey - Part 3

Heatwave analysis, the greatest wheelie ever, kerb talk, and the cream of the cream. (Rec: 20/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/19/202327 minutes, 27 seconds
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History Box - The Too Much Blood Video Part 3

There’s blood everywhere, Charlie blinks slowly, Mick has a bit of dinner, avoids an attack, and raps in two different accents. (Rec: 19/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/18/202335 minutes, 47 seconds
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A Bitter Fun

Live show planning, French aristocrats, a Cannes plan, a Grease review, and a new person of interest.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/14/202333 minutes, 41 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 163

Andy Jackson returns, Roy’s stress continues, Penny gets a Roy at the barbers, the FA Cup Final is ruined, and Action Force chat. (Rec: 14/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/13/202331 minutes, 53 seconds
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The Kick Start Odyssey - Part 2

Dancing motorbikes, the gentle presenting styles, running with nature, Keith Lemon, and Peter Purves’ clipboard. (Rec: 13/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/12/202328 minutes, 24 seconds
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History Box - The Too Much Blood Video Part 2

The might of the unions, new Adam Curtis stuff, Mrs Mao Tse Tung, and Keith watches Mick bust some moves. (Rec: 12/7/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/11/202330 minutes, 57 seconds
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Roadside Adult Content

A look at Pulse and Cocktails, another adventure in journalism from Sam, and arguably Bulgaria’s hardest man.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/10/202326 minutes, 38 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 26/09/1999

Easily the worst chart the random pop blob has given us to look at. (Rec: 10/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/9/202333 minutes, 48 seconds
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Frank’s Back!

Wrestlers at an agreement, drug pens, Easter tea frenzy, and a health update.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/7/202328 minutes, 1 second
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 162

A grey-haired kid, thinly-sliced meat wigs, a massive petition, speed training, a press-up challenge, and changing punching attitudes. (Rec: 7/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/6/202331 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Kick Start Odyssey - Part 1

Subway stairs and slopes, a massive roundabout, Peter Purves, Steve Wright, and a log-based alpha stand-off. (Rec: 6/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/5/202339 minutes, 36 seconds
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History Box - The ‘Too Much Blood’ Video Part 1

Contrarianism, a non-woke festival, buying Sharona’s car, and we take the temperature of the Rolling Stones song in 1983. (Rec: 5/7/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/4/202333 minutes, 21 seconds
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Live Shows From The 14th!

Illness, old films, leisure centre weirdness, April fool stuff, and Shakin Stevens.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/3/202335 minutes, 35 seconds
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Services Shortcut

Surprise Stonehenge, viewing fines, a huge pillar, hotel scratching, and being around other families.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/31/202333 minutes, 6 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 161

A Curbs assessment, a sports centre visit, a funeral plan, and Roy looks back at an early job. (Rec: 30/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/30/202330 minutes, 18 seconds
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The Rumpelstiltskin Odyssey - Part 2

The imp gets ready to claim the baby but invents rapping instead, various endings, and a much-missed cassette. (Rec: 29/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/29/202326 minutes, 40 seconds
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History Box - The Fool’s Gold Loaf Part 2

Fizzy water, carbon footprints, a cash apology, Elvis turns French and eats some sandwiches in a hangar. (Rec: 28/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/28/202331 minutes, 38 seconds
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Paul Simon’s Hamstrings

A surgical orangutang, getting names of things wrong, and remembering the Interceptor.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/27/202351 minutes, 30 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 17/7/1988 Part 2

A generational disagreement, a midweek car boot, some disgusting breaking news, hatred of Bros, and some more Sam Fox. (Rec: 26/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/26/202337 minutes, 32 seconds
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The Brain Switches Off

Ear health, niche French market food, riots, the Tories, and a current snack favourite.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/24/202333 minutes, 56 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 160

Sam gets bullied and called an unkind name, we ponder our deaths, Roy is distracted, and we learn about Harvey Rawson’s rocking horse. (Rec: 23/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/23/202337 minutes, 58 seconds
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The Rumpelstiltskin Odyssey - Part 1

We dive into an incredible story, lookalikes, alternate names, a house in the woods, and sentient computers. (Rec: 22/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/22/202336 minutes, 22 seconds
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History Box - The Fools Gold Loaf Part 1

Crustless bread, Jimmy Nail, voiceover conflict, ass pumps, and a bacon calculation. (Rec: 21/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/21/202332 minutes, 44 seconds
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We Are Five

An anniversary episode, writing to The Internet, time hate, a long-held belief is shattered, and waiting for Covid.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/20/202344 minutes, 6 seconds
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Kitten Ketamine

Snoop, curry house exotic dancing, a poker kicking, a neutering, and open drug use.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/17/202330 minutes, 45 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 159

A nice tidy boy, paying for stuff, ghost applause, the inverted comma scene, and a Pigface ambush. (Rec: 16/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/16/202336 minutes, 47 seconds
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The Zammo Odyssey - Part 6

Our clean hero hits the gym, Charles Hawtrey and his mother, teenage style errors, Gonch owns the dancefloor, and Dogtanian. (Rec: 15/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/15/202339 minutes, 43 seconds
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Life Logistics - Fanny Packs?

Ice cream money storage, bulk buying, desk sweets, a lying work hardman, and crisp flavours. (Rec: 14/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/14/202334 minutes, 31 seconds
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Mis-sold Scone

A special guest, two Alans, a mature online radio show, 3am dog woes, and more Lineker stuff.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/13/202351 minutes, 15 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 17/7/1988 Part 1

Teen holiday beer acquisition, running away, a chart countdown, dancing assessment, and some sexy lady content. (Rec: 12/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/12/202334 minutes, 58 seconds
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Protecting Gary Lineker

Our roles as philosophers, dream dinner parties, drunk telly, a street party kick-off, famous suitors, and the state of the nation.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/10/202340 minutes, 30 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 158

A rocket jumper, a one-man team, Sam Barlow is lectured, we track down a correspondent, a banter fail, and Roy flogs more tat. (Rec: 9/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/9/202342 minutes, 39 seconds
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The Zammo Odyssey - Part 5

Missing out the new Downton film, Just Say No assessed, sax woes, a bomb scare, and destroying a newspaper. (Rec: 8/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/8/202332 minutes, 24 seconds
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History Box - Elvis Meets Nixon Part 3

The 90s demise of darts, Elvis wages war on the Beatles while studying communist brainwashing, bear talk, and glasses logistics. (Rec: 7/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/7/202336 minutes, 22 seconds
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Cake Baking Content

WAGs in Rwanda, a magnificent live show, live ticket acquisition, and a celeb in the bodega. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/6/202340 minutes, 2 seconds
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Missing Budgerigar Bureau

Speed parenting, cream cake temptation, and a mini deep dive into the greatest man of 1973.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/3/202338 minutes, 59 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 157

Sexy content feedback, a tale of two idols, football ‘experts’, and terrace radio hipsters. (Rec: 2/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/2/202334 minutes, 4 seconds
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The Zammo Odyssey - Part 4

Classic Baxter, evil teenage girls, the school magazine, a dodgy coffee, teacher strikes, and school toilet hell. (Rec: 1/6/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/1/202337 minutes, 38 seconds
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History Box - Elvis Meets Nixon Part 2

Christmas travelling, Vietnam unpicked, inter-family legal action, and Elvis’ motives revealed. (Rec: 31/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/28/202330 minutes, 31 seconds
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Finger Codes Of The Cornishmen

Cat retrieval, an amazing heist, greeting semi-strangers, motoring gestures, and dog retrieval. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/27/202333 minutes, 44 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 8/11/1981 Part 3

A unsettling record sleeve, an elderly Policeman, a Southgate song origin story, and The Jam begin to evolve. (Rec: 29/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/26/202332 minutes, 36 seconds
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Lollipop In Bowie’s Eye

Bath options, a troll deep dive, cancellation chat, the V&A, and a massive runaway black hole.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/24/202342 minutes, 5 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 156

The missing baby, pap problems, some more golden time, mum fury, and flogging bikes and bank accounts. (Rec: 26/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/23/202337 minutes, 41 seconds
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The Zammo Odyssey - Part 3

Some disappointing Swedish lads, superbiking footballers, stupidity, a low-performance barber, and Zammo has some heroin. (Rec: 25/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/22/202331 minutes, 34 seconds
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History Box - Elvis Meets Nixon Part 1

Was Nixon that bad? Plus, a pre-Christmas Elvis arrives in his finery, we read his letter and meet Jon Burrows. (Rec: 24/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/21/202334 minutes, 51 seconds
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Hiding In The Parlour

Two nights out, Delaney Snr’s birthday, excellent stagewear, more book signing fun, and a Concorde revelation.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/20/202336 minutes, 31 seconds
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A Trip To Belgium

Hotel life, Tintin love, two museums in one day, chip and crisps origin stories, a roof plea, and jazz football.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/17/202337 minutes, 32 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 155

A video lesson, more aggro from Bellamy, Blackie recruits the new Roy, some golden time with Sandie, and more mail order selling. (Rec: 19/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/16/202334 minutes, 8 seconds
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The Zammo Odyssey - Part 2

A neat house red flag dad, tensions rise at the arcade, the girls get harassed, Des gives advice, and Howard the skinhead turns up. (Rec: 18/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/15/202330 minutes, 21 seconds
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Life Logistics - Hassling Tony Blackburn

Musical tastes, a song about some peas, the genius of Dick & Dom, and a bit of Adam Ant. (Rec: 17/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/14/202330 minutes, 27 seconds
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Custard Final

American caps, otters, stolen gold, more live taste-testing, and a book scam.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/13/202339 minutes, 6 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 08/11/1981 Part 2

The algorithm, aerobics, cream cakes, and Sam’s new vice, and getting nutted by Tony Hadley. (Rec: 15/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/12/202331 minutes, 12 seconds
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The Mould Men Cometh

Publishing fatigue, walking, custard podcasts, book-signing profanity, and a miserly celeb.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/10/202333 minutes, 13 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 154

Tory knife work, a Pigface decoy, more Walford dissent, and Roy faces two seductions. (Rec: 12/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/9/202331 minutes, 52 seconds
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The Zammo Odyssey - Part 1

1980s smack terror, school drama workshops, Roland’s redemption, having Zammo round for dinner, sweeping, and an iffy new space series. (Rec: 11/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/8/202334 minutes, 19 seconds
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Life Logistics - Unhelpful Expert Friend

Potatoes, a joke, Shark filters, manuals, a Gumtree camera fool, and neighbour issues. (Rec: 10/5/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/7/202331 minutes, 50 seconds
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Rags

Spurs’ Greatest Ever Guy, tin opener chat, book promotion, and Harry’s digger driver.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/6/202338 minutes, 47 seconds
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Fancy Custard Semi

Tasting, sourcing, and some history of custard. Also, a spy balloon.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/3/202330 minutes, 47 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 153

The bobble revival, zoom in blocking, Boris Johnson’s cake, a contract revelation, and the joy of salt. (Rec: 5/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/3/202340 minutes, 6 seconds
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The Turpin Odyssey - Part 11

Playing the ‘poor old me’ trick, Glutton’s gluttony, a Florida turkey leg, a hostage situation, and tables are turned. (Rec: 4/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/3/202329 minutes, 49 seconds
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History Box - The Diana Aftermath Part 11

Moaning fans, a coward nation being nuked by Russia, funeral plans, and the Queen remembers stuff. (Rec: 3/5/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/31/202331 minutes, 3 seconds
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A 1-1 Draw

Middle-aged energy drinks, small daily rewards, our April live shows, low-level misery, and injuries while showing off.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/30/202333 minutes, 15 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 08/11/1981 Part 1

Chart drama in pop’s best year, living next door to Island, Julio love, Queen-sneering, and wretched kissing songs. (Rec: 30/4/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/29/202332 minutes, 57 seconds
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Sammy’s Tummy Tumkin

Hydrating, royal dinners, potato adhesion, stick chat, lifts, carpet fitting celebs, and Duncan Ferguson.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/27/202342 minutes, 34 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 152

Head injuries and squibs, a speed writer, lead, a space movie, and Roy’s plans for cockroach breeding. (Rec: 28/4/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/26/202333 minutes, 47 seconds
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The Turpin Odyssey - Part 10

Other TV shows of the era, violence, Mary Whitehouse reassessed, Dick and Swiftnick do some resting, and more violence. (Rec: 27/4/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/25/202332 minutes, 41 seconds
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History Box - The Diana Aftermath Part 10

Rolling news, 90s music, plastic hardmen, singing songs, a record shop confession, and no Diana. (Rec: 26/4/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/24/202331 minutes, 7 seconds
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Ongoing Bridge Grudge

Punching football fans, a rabies time bomb, illicit searching, and pumping.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/23/202337 minutes, 36 seconds
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Highlight Of The Week

An awkward conversation, our generous King, inter-species husbandry, and dubious science.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/20/202343 minutes, 1 second
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 151

A sherbet bike, vintage gaming, speed awareness, stadium seat logistics, and a phone plea from Roy. (Rec: 21/4/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/19/202323 minutes, 37 seconds
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The Turpin Odyssey - Part 9

Dick fancies some gentle sex, we learn the history of the tennis ball, an attack by a new colleague, and a lake escape. (Rec: 20/4/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/18/202340 minutes, 1 second
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History Box - The Diana Aftermath Part 9

The Queen assesses Jermaine Jenas and retreats to Balmoral, while Sam stops himself from kissing Lenin’s corpse and saves some dress money. (Rec: 19/4/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/17/202333 minutes, 36 seconds
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Lick The Whisk

Cheese sauce, American food, a Spike voice, a butcher lock-in, and the Sand Dance.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/16/202336 minutes, 11 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 02/10/1977 Part 2

The demise of Elvis and other massive pop stars, a finger film, and assorted Elvii (including a wedding bust-up with a celeb). (Rec: 10/4/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/15/202331 minutes, 10 seconds
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Factory Fun

Rabies info, a reversed mechanism, book-making footage, and some acronyms.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/13/202327 minutes, 36 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 150

Some booing hooligans, rabbits in biscuit tins, a huge banner, Tubby warms up, 80s films, and a Charlie Carter outburst. (Rec: 14/4/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/12/202335 minutes, 54 seconds
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The Turpin Odyssey - Part 8

'The Pursuit'. The world’s greatest man, Natasha Bedingfield at Watford, old sitcom memories, and teenage eye-embiggening. (Rec: 13/4/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/11/202330 minutes, 58 seconds
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History Box - The Diana Aftermath Part 8

Mother Theresa as a percentage, Sam goes conspiracy theorist, YouTube men, repressed emotions, and going to funerals as a hobby. (Rec: 12/4/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/10/202330 minutes, 47 seconds
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Rod Hull’s Tyres

The noughties’ bones, scuttling, a very specific sign, the ‘crate’, a night toilet update, and a treadmill fall.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/9/202341 minutes, 20 seconds
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Kitten v Puppy

Inter-prince violence, physical activities in fields, Macca’s gaming hack, and night-time torch use.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/6/202333 minutes, 22 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 149

Roy attacks the press, Tubby reappears with sausage queries, we meet Roy’s new secretary, and Melchester get a new manager. (Rec: 8/4/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/5/202335 minutes, 42 seconds
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The Turpin Odyssey - Part 7

Bobby Trendy, Spiker aspires, Dick camps it up, the power of strength, a milk spillage, and some masterful swordsmanship. (Rec: 7/4/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/4/202342 minutes
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History Box - The Diana Aftermath Part 7

Freddie Mercury rings the Queen, Sam encounters a royal-adjacent loudmouth, rugby fan traits, flags, and a pop bottle. (Rec: 6/4/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/3/202330 minutes, 10 seconds
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The 1988 Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 5

The Queen gets buzzed, soapy boapy, a llama attack, Thatcher’s message, weird carols, space chat, and some nice surprises.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/2/202343 minutes, 52 seconds
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The 1988 Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 4

Auntie’s Bloomers, meeting John Major, chopper talk with Noel, and the swap board again.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/30/202232 minutes, 25 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 148

A teenage Greek dance-off, Roy’s newest nemesis turns up the heat as everything goes orange, and there’s a shocking phone call.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/29/202234 minutes, 39 seconds
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The Turpin Odyssey - Part 6

‘The Poacher’ - A fop arrives, our plans to work with Diana Dors, pop star bin work and jigsaws, and a magnificent wig description.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/28/202232 minutes, 46 seconds
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History Box - The Diana Aftermath Part 6

T-shirt transportation, mature student crack acquisition, sleep mask sex, and Elton rewrites Candle.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/27/202233 minutes, 52 seconds
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The 1988 Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 3

Tiny Gavin, genuine reasons, sick kid helicopter Noelplay, comedy threat, job-guessing, and bloomers.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/26/202235 minutes, 53 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 02/10/1977 Part 1

A chart rundown, some banning, outer space music, and Starsky & Hutch. (Rec: 27/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/25/202236 minutes, 28 seconds
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The 1988 Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 2

Increased formality, Aldrin shoe talk, moon abuse, hamburger phones, and swap board plants.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/23/202232 minutes, 3 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 147

Buying twins, Gloria Hunniford’s regrets, Roy escapes from Penny’s anger, and Vernon tries to cope with retirement. (Rec: 24/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/22/202237 minutes, 52 seconds
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The Turpin Odyssey - Part 5

Bath goals with Dick, 1970s hard men, an absolute battering, and another no-nonsense ending. (Rec: 23/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/21/202232 minutes, 52 seconds
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History Box - The Diana Aftermath Part 5

All-night Monopoly, cat and human invasions of youth and mischief, faked outrage, and the Queen permits a funeral day match. (Rec: 22/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/20/202232 minutes, 7 seconds
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The 1988 Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 1

A tragic back story, health and safety, a more sedate vibe, a bespoke jumper, some bragging, and Cold War thawing.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/19/202231 minutes, 30 seconds
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Number Gathering Frenzy

A 192-related beating, a factory mock-accident, office steaks, printing speeds, and Messi magic.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/16/202237 minutes, 23 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 146

Roy falls out with his teammates AND the ref, The Apprentices head for Spain, and Penny gets an offer of help. (Rec: 17/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/15/202230 minutes, 36 seconds
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The Turpin Odyssey - Part 4

Dick boasts about his fighting skills, Sam meets a bad man, bathing, and dehydrated boozing. (Rec: 16/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/14/202229 minutes, 17 seconds
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History Box - The Diana Aftermath Part 4

Two Slovaks are jailed, Harrods’ lights are switched off, and people buy mice and champagne. (Rec: 15/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/13/202229 minutes, 25 seconds
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Kittenmas Tree

Human shopping, obscene graffiti analysis, some etymology, OJ Simpson, and some World Cup.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/12/202239 minutes, 36 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 08/08/1996 Part 2

Milk spill update, TetraPak drug hell, Robbie, Suede, Dodgy, some mild triggering, and the return of the Macarena monkey. (Rec: 13/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/11/202230 minutes, 22 seconds
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Dinner Breakfast

Ross Kemp, skilful lying, an amazing film, and a pupdate.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/9/202233 minutes, 12 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 145

A big announcement, Rawson’s big house, Penny’s new haircut, autograph woe, a sinister request, and some ratings. (Rec: 10/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/8/202237 minutes, 4 seconds
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The Turpin Odyssey - Part 3

A rare mistake, plans to infiltrate a retirement home, nun kebabs, and two tapdancing brothers make a cup of tea. (Rec: 9/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/7/202236 minutes, 42 seconds
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History Box - The Diana Aftermath Part 3

A polystyrene assault, other Diana-esque tragedies, the ‘Allo ‘Allo waitresses, and over-messagers. (Rec: 8/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/6/202235 minutes, 7 seconds
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Swiss Army Christmas Disaster

Football sentience, family acceptance, Lionel Blair, deep dives we’ve already done, and yuletide hand injuries.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/5/202234 minutes, 53 seconds
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John Thaw’s Death Bench

A cathedral gig, book launch venues, tribute bands, a modern school trip, and non-PC street entertainers.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/2/202233 minutes, 57 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 144

An inappropriate cover pic, Roy gets fed a polo mint, a weirdo in a tea bar, and terrible people we’ve met. (Rec: 4/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/1/202241 minutes, 32 seconds
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The Turpin Odyssey - Part 2

Dick sells a hungry Swiftnick, there’s buxom wenches galore, a hippy prison, and a watery swordfight. (Rec: 2/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/30/202239 minutes, 52 seconds
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History Box - The Diana Aftermath Part 2

Yeboah, Motson, the end of Euro 96, and a deranged court case. (Rec: 1/3/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/29/202236 minutes, 37 seconds
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Roast

A napping/cooking logistics problem, a popularity contest, exit strategies, comical fixtures, and snacks.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/28/202224 minutes, 26 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 08/08/1996 Part 1

A milk catastrophe while The Good Wife is away, and the top 40 rundown. (Rec: 1/3/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/27/202230 minutes, 58 seconds
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Oedipal Victor

The 1985 Brits, Sam wins a thing, a book launch, strikes, a jazz night out, and looking up to old people.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/25/202230 minutes, 56 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 143

A riot, inebriated activities, Roy’s tunnel phone, and a serious jumper for a serious vote. (Rec: 24/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/24/202233 minutes, 52 seconds
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The Turpin Odyssey - Part 1

‘Swiftnick’ - Our deep dive into ITV's 'Dick Turpin' begins with the perfect first episode. (Rec: 23/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/23/202247 minutes, 33 seconds
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History Box - The Diana Aftermath Part 1

Skipper’s big shop, hiding leftovers, Russian interference, and reacting to earth-shattering news. (Rec: 22/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/22/202229 minutes, 46 seconds
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Another World Cup Preview!

Awful teams, the best Ronaldo, armbands, Infantino’s rant, Lineker’s hotel woes, and official hashtags.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/21/202234 minutes, 51 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 15/07/1992 Part 2

Nelson’s music tastes, Roy Orbison and Cyndi Lauper drive all night, and Jimmy Nail and Take That are assessed. (Rec: 13/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/20/202237 minutes, 23 seconds
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World Cup Preview!

Some songs, pint theft, memories, our war opinions, and a list of companies.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/18/202248 minutes, 13 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 142

FA Cup Final memories, Terry and Martin, a stadium of babies, The Businessman, and Roy searches for a phone. (Rec: 17/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/17/202237 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Indoor League Odyssey - Part 7

The real 1970s, the burglar analogy, after-dinner speaking, some darts, and George Lucas watches the champions assemble. (Rec: 16/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/16/202233 minutes, 42 seconds
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Life Logistics - Wooden Snake

The power of steam, kids staying up late, wild digging, back problems, and fish tank tongs. (Rec: 15/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/15/202235 minutes, 41 seconds
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Advent Calendar Round-Up

Pod appraisals, lying about magicians, meat cake, TV dog ownership, and the rampage of capitalism.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/14/202243 minutes, 10 seconds
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Backstage Chat

Live from Nottingham, we discuss sat-nav voices, meat counters, and jungle Hancock.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/11/202226 minutes
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 141

A new start for Roy, Elton Blake’s prison hell, Rawson’s ego trip, and lots of name confusion. (Rec: 10/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/10/202239 minutes, 50 seconds
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The Indoor League Odyssey - Part 6

Shove Ha’penny and other coin games, school register sadness, the Hungarian bobsleigh, and Speedy Campbell. (Rec: 9/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/9/202228 minutes, 5 seconds
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Life Logistics - Unwanted Chippy Tip

A duvet studio door issue, sugar chat, and teasmades are assessed. (Rec: 8/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/8/202233 minutes, 53 seconds
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Hello Bobby!

Rants about the trains and excessive football culture, and the acquisition of a kitten.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/7/202249 minutes, 30 seconds
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Sheffield Logistics Nightmare

A catalogue of catastrophes, sparking rituals, Corbyn calls out the new bloke, and England grasses.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/4/202241 minutes, 45 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 140

Anne Diamond’s step-daughter, heart attack pop, Roy’s driveway is invaded before he says goodbye and heads south. (Rec: 3/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/3/202234 minutes, 53 seconds
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The Indoor League Odyssey - Part 5

The arm-wrestling groupie scene, drunk old men, gurning, Taffy John’s Far East excursions, and a nervous lad. (Rec: 2/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/2/202231 minutes, 49 seconds
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History Box - Mud (Substance) Part 4

Global mud shortage, Al Gore and Sam’s mum, an intimate photo, visiting a pig, and hiring crackheads for revenge beatings. (Rec: 1/2/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/1/202242 minutes, 35 seconds
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Halloween Special

Ghostly activity, city bus tours, office-sharing with terror groups, shape chat, and new pet thoughts.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/31/202241 minutes, 11 seconds
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RIP Nelson

We say goodbye to the Delaney's cat, learn about a half term bonus class, and consider rebound pets.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/28/202237 minutes, 41 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 139

Newsagents headline boards, too much telly, loyalty at work, and Frank Lampard’s family dilemma. (Rec: 27/1/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/27/202231 minutes, 41 seconds
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The Indoor League Odyssey - Part 4

Dadding concerns, comedy books, a sleazy cheese skittler, and the promise of arm-wrestling. (Rec: 26/1/22) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/26/202232 minutes, 33 seconds
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History Box - Mud (Substance) Part 3

Attenborough on plants, mud as food, an Italian footballer enjoys a roast chicken, and a backflipping liar. (Rec: 25/1/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/25/202231 minutes, 47 seconds
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The Joy Of Tap

Dance classes, live Elton songwriting, some best bits (and some that aren’t).  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/24/202235 minutes, 3 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 15/07/1992 Part 1

Some bad Euro 92 memories, a chart rundown, the Rolling Stones dissed, and Nick Berry meets up with Lee Evans. (Rec: 23/1/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/23/202240 minutes, 27 seconds
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One Arm Wendy

Regional accents, being inappropriately dressed, a drunken bone break, and some stuff about politics.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/21/202246 minutes, 51 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 138

God’s last straw, coma vulnerability, butcher aggression, Blackie’s nipple, contracts, trimphones and Roy’s flashbacks. (Rec: 20/1/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/20/202235 minutes, 23 seconds
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The Indoor League Odyssey - Part 3

Encounters with Lenny Henry and Gary Lineker, cartoon nipples, strip clubs, and wooden cheese. (Rec: 19/1/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/19/202231 minutes, 51 seconds
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History Box - Mud (Substance) Part 2

Dismissing the noughties, lived experience, anger, Worzel Gummidge, and the ‘Power Jesus’. (Rec: 18/1/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/18/202229 minutes, 41 seconds
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Losing Lesley Judd

Liver and bacon, milk spills, lion sale laws, an unsolicited book, and Sunday dinner at Sam’s.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/17/202239 minutes, 52 seconds
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Ghost XL

Her again, her son, his different style, learning to curtsey, blagging free tickets, and a laundry problem.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/14/202249 minutes, 53 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 137

A birthday misprint, getting photos developed, a spectacular foul, pig heart excitement, and McKay observes a confrontation. (Rec: 13/1/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/13/202236 minutes, 12 seconds
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History Box - Mud (Substance) Part 1

Crossing the road, having a fall, smuggling fossils, and the problems of living with a mud-brained boy. (Rec: 11/1/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/12/202231 minutes, 56 seconds
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The Indoor League Odyssey - Part 2

Notepads, idea landfill, unsettling uncles, a fictional international summit, and torso of the month. (Rec: 12/1/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/11/202236 minutes, 2 seconds
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Hitting And Rules

Andy’s mistakes, 2026, a swan story, an anniversary tea party, and live show sexy dance plans.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/10/202233 minutes, 44 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine 03/02/1974

RNLI praise, cosmos intervention, a bank manager meeting, a peanut powerplay, frozen peanuts, and Joan Collins. (Rec: 9/1/2022)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/8/202231 minutes, 43 seconds
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Kicking Candle Tyres

Bathroom maintenance, energy saving, optimising protocols, having a clamber, and not taking crime seriously.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/7/202237 minutes, 4 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 136

Unsettling triggering, Russell Crowe’s lager bath, dog VAR, mud plans, and the magic of the Argentines. (Rec: 6/1/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/6/202232 minutes, 24 seconds
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The Indoor League Odyssey - Part 1

Unwanted exposure, the Waddell influence, buffet eagerness, sexism hour, and Fred Trueman’s presenting skills. (Rec: 5/1/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/5/202232 minutes, 28 seconds
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Life Logistics - Flesh Factory

Wet running gear, Prince Charles’ toilet, weighing, calories and Disney. (Rec: 4/1/22)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/4/202235 minutes, 54 seconds
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Muscly Dad Plea

Frank Bough observes Emu in action, the Rose West of politics, an unusual TV show pitch, and a lunch table insult.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/3/202241 minutes, 10 seconds
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Knife Options

Finding your local flint, an obituary of John McVicar, and wifelets.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/30/202233 minutes, 43 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 135

Messy football, freedom of speech, opinion overload, Roy gets flattened, and some fat keeper history. (Rec: 30/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/29/202228 minutes, 59 seconds
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The 2022 Ripley Odyssey - Part 4

A parrot, the hell of SPOTY, cooping, a giant egg, Sir John Gift Shop, and a bot-bot tragedy. (Rec: 29/12/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/28/202231 minutes, 21 seconds
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History Box - Canoe Man Part 8

A prison upgrade attempt, Sam’s TV quiz glory, a Mastermind coup, and cat murder forgiveness. (Rec: 28/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/27/202231 minutes, 31 seconds
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Attenborough’s Animal Voices

Best bits, some night activity, outdoor toileting, embarrassing the Chancellor, peaksplaining, spidering, and our nature table.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/26/202251 minutes, 49 seconds
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Attracting A Bundeswidow

Dispatching a kid to university, the state of England, scooter repair for company, and an ice cream man revelation.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/23/202240 minutes, 3 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 134

The place of dogs in society, punching Ben Galloway, winding, and animal fear. (Rec: 23/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/22/202230 minutes, 32 seconds
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The 2022 Ripley Odyssey - Part 3

Teeth instrument, Chinese invention-claiming, a heated groin, seahorse dads, Attenborough’s filth collection, and rat bombs (Rec: 22/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/21/202232 minutes, 41 seconds
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History Box - Canoe Man Part 7

Pretending laws, selling backing vocals for cash in India, faking sleep, and Anne’s impassioned defence. (Rec: 21/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/20/202226 minutes, 46 seconds
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Other Kids’ Dads

More ghost queen activity, a hay-stuffed corpse, a Bowie film, and Michael Jackson hiding.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/19/202235 minutes, 52 seconds
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Grumpy New King

A peanut problem, a food order goes wrong, book ratings, and some regal downstairs issues. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/16/202229 minutes, 46 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 133

Charlie is subbed, Nat Gosden’s allotment tips, Jimmy Slade gets romantic, and a footballer does the dishes. (Rec: 16/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/15/202233 minutes, 20 seconds
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The 2022 Ripley Odyssey - Part 2

Silos, a hairy elephant, loose lions, honourless postmen, and some inevitable Beatles talk. (Rec: 15/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/14/202229 minutes, 33 seconds
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History Box - Canoe Man Part 6

Identity theft, adoption secrets, backgammon, a £9 Travelodge, and faked death sex games. (Rec: 14/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/13/202229 minutes, 34 seconds
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Internal Mind Tribute

Announcing historical deaths, and a ghostly bench visitor.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/12/202239 minutes, 31 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 30/12/1979 Part 3

Minced kids, deranged fans, knitting, blokeish dancing, and brothel creepers. (Rec: 12/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/11/202233 minutes, 20 seconds
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Mournwatch

We visit the car parks of our respective local Asda stores in an attempt to take the temperature of the nation at this tragic time. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/9/202234 minutes, 23 seconds
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Emergency Podcast

An analysis of events as they update. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/8/202221 minutes, 57 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 132

Shrinking, a fallen artwork, a teenage apartment, Lennon’s plastic obsession, and secretive melting. (Rec: 9/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/8/202232 minutes, 33 seconds
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The 2022 Ripley Odyssey - Part 1

The Amazon pit, garden centres, Jimmy Somerville’s video, The Eagles v Black Sabbath, and Ridley Scott’s jean jacket. (Rec: 8/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/7/202244 minutes, 15 seconds
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History Box - Canoe Man Part 5

‘John Jones’ turns himself in, the bloody government, George Michael’s origin story, and atrocious workplace conduct. (Rec: 7/12/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/6/202238 minutes, 51 seconds
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Travel Talk

An impulsive trip, a special cat sanctuary, and a vegetarian scotch egg.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/5/202229 minutes, 39 seconds
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The Ear Floor

The power handshake returns, an Italian language job, matchday tuck shop, fruit bullying, and dis n’ dat cats.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/2/202233 minutes, 51 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 131

A Milk Cup wallchart, a new post office, the Kennedys, famous alumni, and Roy’s hat trick prediction. (Rec: 2/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/1/202234 minutes, 20 seconds
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The Pinocchio Odyssey - Part 7

Island mentality, the Kershaws, waxed fur, torch stuff, dancing wingers, and the odyssey ends. (Rec: 1/12/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/31/202236 minutes, 38 seconds
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History Box - Canoe Man Part 4

Escape plans, Tarzan, Terry Scott, the Auf Wiedersehen Pet universe, and Costa Rica. (Rec: 30/11/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/30/202233 minutes, 39 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 30/12/1979 Part 2

Fancying Adele, Macca’s Japanese jail hell, Bowie introductions, and Elvis changes a tyre. (Rec: 28/11/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/28/202231 minutes, 38 seconds
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Bournemouth Day Out

A rollercoaster of coastal emotions, a baddie encounter, and a load of Edinburgh rubbish. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/26/202233 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 130

Roy considers an offer, and charms Tubby’s wife, plus Phil Parkes’ sports shop. (Rec: 25/11/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/25/202227 minutes, 53 seconds
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The Pinocchio Odyssey - Part 6

The stupidity of Honest John, Del Boy’s best moment, and Pinocchio heads for Pleasure Island to smoke some cigars before transforming. (Rec: 24/11/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/24/202229 minutes, 40 seconds
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History Box - Canoe Man Part 3

Acquiring wreckage, not being a grass, pseudonyms, and the Darwins travel around the world. (Rec: 23/11/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/23/202229 minutes, 46 seconds
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Smashed Doorstep Curry

Drill chat, Glenn Hoddle, a bit of football stuff.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/22/202231 minutes, 16 seconds
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Bridge Underneath The Ground

Informing the youth, podder meets podder, yoghurt plans, and Past Sam upsets Skoda.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/19/202239 minutes, 2 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 129

Alex McLeish’s love of cinema, some football content, commissionaires, and the walking stick mystery is solved. (Rec: 25/11/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/18/202233 minutes, 23 seconds
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The Pinocchio Odyssey - Part 5

Honest John arrives, panto plans, assuming people are dead, and sneaking in to check on Dad. (Rec: 24/11/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/17/202229 minutes, 18 seconds
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History Box - Canoe Man Part 2

Is insurance fraud wrong? Also, the bizarre life, Darwin’s career assessed, and a bit of Glenn Hoddle. (Rec: 16/11/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/16/202227 minutes, 2 seconds
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Nosy Ghost Neighbour

Becoming Sam’s father-in-law, being rough and ready, a head gash, the high performance ceiling, and some eye content. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/15/202237 minutes, 28 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine 30/12/1979 Part 1

Childhood attention-seeking, a chart rundown, some McCartney content, and the Rolling Stones’ diet. (Rec: 14/11/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/14/202234 minutes, 9 seconds
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From Talc To Warts

Asbestos, male input, covid dis and dat, wilful ignorance, gate completion, and a possible dog intrusion.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/12/202242 minutes
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 128

An axing, an enemy returns, and Roy’s eyes widen at the thought of some money. (Rec: 18/11/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/11/202226 minutes, 37 seconds
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The Pinocchio Odyssey - Part 4

Depth of diving, tips for the first day at school, Alfie, freezing an apple, and Geppetto’s Twitter. (Rec: 17/11/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/10/202228 minutes, 15 seconds
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History Box - Canoe Man Part 1

John Darwin’s elaborate fraud is examined. Would we do the same? And is Cheryl Cole ready for the Newcastle job? (Rec: 16/11/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/9/202227 minutes, 29 seconds
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The Trumpet Man

A celeb encounter in Florida, war with a travel company, a bloke comes round, and a lobbed cap.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/8/202246 minutes, 10 seconds
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TFTM Gold: Fear The Thames

An accidental episode including boats, bridges, and Bobby Moore’s dying words. (Rec: 5/5/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/5/202226 minutes, 29 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 127

Hungry trouts, pitch invasions, Beautiful Joe, Tubby’s sword, and a tantalising offer for Roy. (Rec: 18/11/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/4/202234 minutes, 21 seconds
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The Pinocchio Odyssey - Part 3

Geppetto’s motives, the care home world, Rod Stewart, and Cheshire’s king of candles. (Rec: 17/11/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/3/202231 minutes, 13 seconds
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Life Logistics - Get A Boat

Cryptotrading, leafy suburban life, and packing it all in for life on water. (Rec: 3/11/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/2/202228 minutes, 22 seconds
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TFTM Gold: The Ripley Odyssey - Part 8

James Garner v Glen A Larson, and a bit from the Ripley book too… (Rec: 22/1/20) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/1/202231 minutes, 30 seconds
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TFTM Gold: The Italian Urn

A range of Senor Dis N’ Dat stories from the mailbag, as well as a fight with a homeless man. (Rec: 18/6/19) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/29/202227 minutes, 1 second
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 126

Le Tissier gets grumpy, Tubby enjoys his own steam, and Roy is on the brink of a life-changing offer. (Rec: 28/10/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/28/202227 minutes, 22 seconds
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The Pinocchio Odyssey - Part 2

Dog stuff, Dutch muck importation, TFTM critics, and rural badge dispatch hell. (Rec: 27/10/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/27/202224 minutes, 42 seconds
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History Box - Gulliver’s Travels Part 7

Passing fiction off as fact, assisted dying, talking horses, yahoos, the end. (Rec: 26/10/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/26/202229 minutes, 54 seconds
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TFTM Gold: Christmas Subbuteo Carnage

A heartwarming Delaney family Christmas tale, Pancho From The Flats, Arthur Fowler and some football predictions. (Rec: 30/11/2018)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/25/202236 minutes, 21 seconds
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We Sell Pigs Now

Childish fears, an actual shepherd, dog hotel time, a Goldilocks situation, shopping worries, and a heatwave comfort blanket.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/22/202229 minutes, 9 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 125

Free gifts, a copied mouth, Bucks Fizz, Harvey Rawson’s sick regime, Larry Grayson, and more abuse for Tubby. (Rec: 21/10/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/21/202235 minutes, 56 seconds
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The Pinocchio Odyssey - Part 1

An uberveuren of the classic Disney cartoon as our new deep dive gets underway. (Rec: 20/10/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/20/202231 minutes, 20 seconds
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History Box - Gulliver’s Travels Part 6

Sam takes on Bill Gates, arcade machine v ZX Spectrum, Swift’s third part goes off-piste, and a fantasy dinner party. (Rec: 19/10/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/19/202231 minutes, 41 seconds
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Pop Ribs

Heatwave news for teens, cancelled shows, a racist hat, and a hard band update.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/18/202230 minutes, 12 seconds
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‘Come Here, I Want You’

Phone call cue cards, giving booze to kids, sleep mask party stewarding, and a gate update.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/15/202235 minutes, 21 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 124

Roy has a telly meltdown and goes to bed without any dinner, we revive Fame, and ponder Lampard’s next move. (Rec: 14/10/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/14/202233 minutes, 34 seconds
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The Sir Alf Ramsey Odyssey - Part 11

Alf’s insecurities and true East London self, we consider buying his house, and he drunkenly rants about some Jimmys. (Rec: 13/10/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/13/202230 minutes, 31 seconds
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History Box - Gulliver’s Travels Part 5

Smuggling tiny animals, maths, sludge for dinner, squirrel imbalance, and Swift invents Japan. (Rec: 12/10/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/12/202233 minutes, 18 seconds
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Hologram Triggering

Thespianism, going to see a furry legend, gate offers, listener feedback, and a cultural odyssey.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/11/202246 minutes, 9 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine 19/4/1979 Part 2

WH Smiths again, shoplifting, Proustian rushes, wasting the BBC’s money, and the power of Dire Straits. (Rec: 10/10/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/10/202237 minutes, 40 seconds
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Dream Gate Problems

Home improvement woes, out-of-context sightings, drunk teen pick-up hell, a bonus house, and tennis revenge.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/8/202242 minutes, 22 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 123

Lake rats, a widow transaction, chair hire, a boisterous TV appearance, and a mysterious phone call. (Rec: 7/10/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/7/202232 minutes, 38 seconds
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The Sir Alf Ramsey Odyssey - Part 10

Popping in, History Ox, Nobby Stiles as manservant, and overlong Bond. (Rec: 6/10/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/6/202231 minutes, 38 seconds
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History Box - Gulliver’s Travels Part 4

Martine McCutcheon’s yoghurt money, behind the scenes at Blankety Blank, and Citizen Smith’s sexy comeback. (Rec: 5/10/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/5/202228 minutes, 26 seconds
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From Strawberry To Strawberry

Some sound effects, a tense night out, a trip to the F1, and tennis ticket aggro.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/4/202237 minutes, 44 seconds
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Supermarket Car Park Self-Surgery

Awards, praise, abuse, trouble with the listening hole, and being caught in a gluttonous act.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/1/202243 minutes, 21 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 122

Tubby resigns himself to death, pickling, the afterlife, an angry caller, and Panini sticker memories. (Rec: 30/9/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/30/202239 minutes, 35 seconds
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The Sir Alf Ramsey Odyssey - Part 9

Class attitudes, shyness, Sir Alf’s ball friend, a film review, and a genius blob. (Rec: 29/9/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/29/202230 minutes, 50 seconds
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History Box - Gulliver’s Travels Part 3

Off-gridding, a harlequin market stall, bingeing, and John Hurt’s restaurant insult, and a barbecue gone wrong. (Rec: 28/9/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/28/202233 minutes, 22 seconds
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A Nice Bit Of Tiramisu In The Fridge

Seeing The Eagles, Glyn Johns again, Tony Hadley’s career advice, and a cosmos triumvirate.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/27/202241 minutes, 2 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine 19/4/1979 Part 1

Great old shops, going out on manoeuvres, our mate’s fantasy funeral buffet, meow meow, and the chart. (Rec: 26/9/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/26/202231 minutes, 33 seconds
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Petrol Mars Bar

Film acting news, crisps confession, poisoned sweets, we get bootlegged, and Earth Tournament info.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/24/202234 minutes, 41 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 121

An unshockable board, Tubby enthuses further over food and snow, and why news arguing stinks. (Rec: 23/9/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/23/202235 minutes, 57 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 118

Suzanne Dando is kidnapped, we look at the effects of adrenaline on the balls, and Roy dissects communism (Rec: 3/9/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/22/202235 minutes, 16 seconds
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The Sir Alf Ramsey Odyssey - Part 8

Ringing up the US Embassy, gut journalism, John Major’s chin fetish, and job offer embarrassment. (Episode contains no Sir Alf) (Rec: 22/9/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/22/202226 minutes, 50 seconds
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History Box - Gulliver’s Travels Part 2

Model villages, marbles, the gas crisis, and Michael Jackson’s Thriller money. (Rec: 21/9/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/21/202232 minutes
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The Gig Grump

Seeing Elton for the gram, wages robberies, roly polys with The Eagles, just resting in Sicily, and the silent fan arrives.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/20/202237 minutes, 13 seconds
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The Search For Silence

Inset day frustration, the joy of holiday train travel, and a Nelson update.   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/17/202228 minutes, 53 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 120

Sam tries to sell a car, Tubby puts his driving gloves on and craves white food, and we learn about Roy’s Bermudan links. (Rec: 16/9/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/16/202231 minutes, 39 seconds
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The Sir Alf Ramsey Odyssey - Part 7

Alf resents the media and takes on a professor. Meanwhile, Gok rings up Sam but could he manage England?  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/15/202230 minutes, 56 seconds
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History Box - Gulliver’s Travels Part 1

A wheelbarrow worker, an egg rift, a sauce doily, neighbour wars, a bit of tennis, and thousands of tiny arrows. (Rec: 14/9/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/14/202230 minutes, 57 seconds
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Chalky Finish

Monkey Wire, celeb family links, rough working, live bleeding, dabbling, and some cosmos stuff.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/13/202240 minutes, 5 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 31/01/1980 Part 2

The majesty of Madness, an Amsterdam fit, death admin, the two sides of Dollar, and American sleeping positions.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/12/202235 minutes, 5 seconds
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Geoff Capes 1976

A mini deep dive - calories, gravy, cordial levels, budgies, no fat, and a pilchard insult.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/10/202242 minutes, 1 second
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 119

1983 arrives, Premier League history cliches, Cantona assessed, a painted car, Roy gets wound up, and Tubby has too many eels. (Rec: 9/9/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/9/202236 minutes, 16 seconds
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The Sir Alf Ramsey Odyssey - Part 6

An absolute mess of an episode - roundheads, Sir Alf negotiates, flair v safe hands, and we sing some Madonna. (Rec: 8/9/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/8/202236 minutes, 42 seconds
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History Box - 1970s Look-in Part 2

New Wave exclusivity, The Tomorrow People, horse obsession, some awards, Brucie’s breakfasts, and an Action Man bath. (Rec: 7/9/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/7/202235 minutes, 50 seconds
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Flute Taxi

Hungarian racism, future king merch plans, a musical airport trip, and a big posh pig. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/6/202234 minutes, 30 seconds
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Buttons And Bridges

A mailbag delve into… well, buttons and bridges…  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/3/202231 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 117

Horror at Vic’s foot, colouring in the sun, nan hair, and Roy’s domestic yuletide nightmare. (Rec: 2/9/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/2/202239 minutes, 29 seconds
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The Sir Alf Ramsey Odyssey - Part 5

Sven Goran Eriksson’s cash-hoovering career, super agents, data rooms, and Sir Alf demands diplomatic immunity. (Rec: 1/9/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/1/202235 minutes, 43 seconds
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History Box - 1970s Look-in Part 1

The ultimate 70s kids mag assessed, but also a lot of stuff about The Sopranos. (Rec: 31/8/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/31/202234 minutes, 13 seconds
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Red Man Milk

Grassroots podding, tactics virgins, a heroin ghost ship, and Jagger’s grey pig.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/30/202233 minutes, 37 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 31/01/1980 Part 1

2-Tone, exploring influences, budgie-fuelled abuse, Edmonds vs Blackburn, and kissing songs. (Rec: 30/8/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/29/202234 minutes, 4 seconds
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Supermarket Cats

Pure Lynx retail roaming, tired bees, robot artery crabs, idiotwatch, and a celebrity diagnosis.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/27/202230 minutes, 47 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 116

The cover of the Christmas 1982 issue is assessed, summer feelings, and memories of IPC Magazines HQ. (Rec: 26/8/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/26/202234 minutes, 43 seconds
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The Sir Alf Ramsey Odyssey - Part 4

Sir Alf gets rankled, memorial snubbing, funeral catering, crisp ownership, and a stolen mission statement. (Rec: 25/8/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/25/202229 minutes, 53 seconds
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Life Logistics - Tom Cruise’s Double Curry

A loose bat, tiny hotel rooms, hot tub sex people, and budget airbag repair. (Rec: 24/8/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/24/202230 minutes, 14 seconds
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The Joy Of Buttons

A Wembley weekend, Nick Rhodes’ metabolism, chasing invoices, and gold-standard logistics.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/23/202248 minutes, 9 seconds
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Chips And Champers

Celebrating a good week, a Sweeney overview, a bumper set of predictions, and a humpback bridge tale. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/20/202232 minutes, 33 seconds
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The Sir Alf Ramsey Odyssey - Part 3

The secondary hair market, Bowie’s suit, Alf’s missing medal, and pan futurology. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/18/202233 minutes, 14 seconds
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Life Logistics - Repair Shop Jeopardy

Weetabix maintenance, taking your own butter, twine supplies, and childhood mattress hell. (Rec: 17/8/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/17/202229 minutes, 30 seconds
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National Hydration Month

Pretend sweating, facts of life chats, a couple of royal encounters, and being undermined.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/16/202234 minutes, 34 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 11/06/1976 Part 2

Wurzels, parental sacrifices, entitlement, the hard world of work, and the Pips mystery. (Rec: 15/8/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/15/202230 minutes, 9 seconds
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The Queen’s Pudding

A lamb chop legend’s widow gets in touch, a Frankfurt clarinet, the movie world, and some football stuff.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/13/202253 minutes, 21 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 115

A mystery lady, an erotic dream, a sarcastic architect, ‘Big Ted’, naked Roy, and some correspondence. (Rec: 12/8/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/12/202226 minutes, 51 seconds
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The Sir Alf Ramsey Odyssey - Part 2

Stupid politics, Michael Fish, offending Geoff Hurst, and a bit of actual Sir Alf. (Rec: 11/8/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/11/202234 minutes, 6 seconds
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History Box - Zippy Part 3

Zippy aims for comedy glory, meets Ernie Wise, loses his pocket money, and Geoffrey gets to do some acting. (Rec: 10/8/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/10/202239 minutes, 38 seconds
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Meat War

The lamb chop advert is unpicked further and we assess British Pork’s response to it. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/9/202233 minutes, 15 seconds
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Chop Chop!

High-wire logistics, Sam’s previous Frankfurt antics, and 1980s ads for generic products, including lamb. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/6/202234 minutes, 23 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 114

Domestic chaos for Roy, smashing the telly, a soporific board meeting, and Giant Haystacks. (Rec: 5/8/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/5/202236 minutes, 24 seconds
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The Sir Alf Ramsey Odyssey - Part 1

An author, another author, advertising, Ronnie Corbett, and politics. (Rec: 4/8/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/4/202229 minutes, 15 seconds
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History Box - Zippy Part 2

Zippy gets measles, Bungle starts acting up, Sam loses his bot-bot, and George Harrison writes about Sooty. (Rec: 3/8/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/3/202241 minutes, 15 seconds
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Flask Life

A month of running, tubes of milk, Costco aggro, a trolley revelation, and school gate saveloy. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/2/202236 minutes, 6 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 11/06/1976 Part 1

The hottest summer ever, herpes, ignoring news, a scientist’s mum, and Bowie’s diet. (Rec: 25/7/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/30/202234 minutes, 21 seconds
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Pure Lynx

Robbing the West Ham stationery cupboard, lion play, low quality parenting, snooker nourishment, and a new feline nemesis. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/29/202242 minutes, 3 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 113

Who was Sandy Clark? Plus McCoist magic, making a few quid at the wasteground in your street boots, Roy’s quest, and domestic trouble. (Rec: 29/7/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/28/202240 minutes, 52 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 27

The odyssey finally ends, as Rod hears a terrible team talk at Wembley, we vow to dye our eyebrows, and some cheese is licked. (Rec: 28/7/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/27/202233 minutes, 39 seconds
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History Box - Zippy Part 1

A close look at the life and career of the Rainbow star as we try to figure out what makes him tick. (Rec: 27/7/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/26/202234 minutes, 48 seconds
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Not Herpes

New looks for new term (and boils), being conned, getting paid with a £50 note, snooker, and steam trains. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/25/202239 minutes, 51 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 112

Getting snowed in, microscope joy, Vernon Eliot flips, Duncan McKay’s home life, the GB News bus, and Christmas gifts. (Rec: 22/7/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/21/202237 minutes, 8 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 26

A drunken seduction attempt, a pontificating Frenchman, nuns, subways, and Rod fills his bucket, drinks his milk and gets fit. (Rec: 21/7/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/20/202239 minutes, 32 seconds
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Life Logistics - The Joy Of Washing Up

Beating your kids at games, fish and chip deployment, Malcolm Gladwell’s new book, and dressing up as the olden days. (Rec: 20/7/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/19/202231 minutes, 33 seconds
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Cannonball Paul

A private school lunch, the best chips ever, a stage triumph, and taxi recognition. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/18/202225 minutes, 22 seconds
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Various International Elvii

Melchester bar sighting, a nan beans Nazi encounter, iguana v dog, and a school ham pervert. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/15/202226 minutes
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 111

Flipping comics, football fan mayhem, Andy Lock’s trial, Pele’s goals, and a Nick O’Teen ad. (Rec: 15/7/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/14/202241 minutes, 9 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 25

The tea pro, anti-school mum, drunken romantic fail, and talc and cologne tips. (Rec: 14/7/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/13/202231 minutes, 33 seconds
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Life Logistics - Tapdancing For The NHS

Defrosting milk, batch cooking, resting hard, neighbourhood parties, and a legal update. (Rec: 13/7/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/12/202232 minutes, 4 seconds
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Hydrocarbons And The Goblin King

Pervert flats, Johnson’s personal investment in the energy crisis, and Jim Kerr’s wire threat. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/11/202233 minutes, 36 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 26/08/1988

Michael Hurll’s ruthless TOTP reign, car ads, a Chris Rea comedown, and Squeeze’s backing singers. (Rec: 11/7/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/10/202238 minutes, 21 seconds
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Europa League Coke Binge

Parenting skills, microfiche possibilities, a cyber-body shutdown, a premium tip trip, and a canal rumour explored. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/8/202241 minutes, 29 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 110

Aiding Garth Crooks, aiding Robbie Williams, freezing milk, the Melchester industrial bin, numbered goals, and Roy doesn’t win. (Rec: 8/7/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/7/202236 minutes, 13 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 24

A trapped crow, the invention of glass, metal-tasting coffee, Yentob, Rod gets angry, and chucking a mobile phone. (Rec: 7/7/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/6/202232 minutes, 10 seconds
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History Box - The 1904 Olympic Men’s Marathon Part 2

The Savile technique, rat poison, dust inhalation. rotten apples, feral dogs, and thirst journalism. (Rec: 6/7/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/5/202243 minutes, 15 seconds
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Jermaine Jenas Hologram

Chelsea’s misfortunes, World Cup headlines and memes, the joy of stickers, and the state of Britain. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/4/202243 minutes, 12 seconds
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Greek Barber Roleplay

Fingertip erosion, facial hair maintenance, a holiday lookalike and a wayward TV story arc. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/1/202233 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 109

 Tubby’s life lessons, war comic kids, injecting insulin in C&A, and Lamparding by proxy. (Rec: 1/7/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/31/202239 minutes
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 23

Play Your Cards Right, Keane’s Night Garden, live IT support, Gazza opinions, and annoying mates. (Rec: 30/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/30/202233 minutes, 18 seconds
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History Box - The 1904 Olympic Men’s Marathon Part 1

Cycling v public transport, Roy Keane, the build-up to a great race, and the future of grabbers. (Rec: 29/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/29/202231 minutes, 16 seconds
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Uncle Harrington

Cheese-fuelled triggering dream analysis, Susanna Hoffs helps Prince, forgetting words, and Tory nuts. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/28/202232 minutes, 56 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 04/05/1978 Part 2

Matchstalks, Wogan’s magic, a forgotten breakfast DJ, ransacking Sam’s files, and kissing songs. (Rec: 27/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/27/202233 minutes, 14 seconds
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Father/Son Fez Event

A trip to the Albert Hall, a middle-aged gig-spoiler, Canoe Man heads for war, and a non-mauling lion vow. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/25/202247 minutes, 15 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 108

More Fellowes reminiscing, drumming madness, professional balls, a thoughtcast, eels in a bucket, and a social disease. (Rec: 24/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/24/202237 minutes, 39 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 22

Old telephone techniques, Italian TV news, Justwatch, collection sizes, and freelance rapping. (Rec: 23/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/23/202237 minutes, 16 seconds
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History Box - Mad Jack Churchill

A longbow, bagpipes and a broadsword make a hero. (Rec: 22/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/22/202232 minutes, 38 seconds
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Beano Power Play

Receiving praise, getting in a financial tussle with DC Thomson, market town psychedelics, and Lampard’s latest meltdown. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/21/202235 minutes, 5 seconds
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Post-War Pool Chimp

A West Ham coma, a sexy hovercraft, a strong cigarette, and Gus Poyet? Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemac Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/18/202240 minutes, 46 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 107

Fat camp confessions, a bit of Lampard, Tubby’s nightmare continues, and Roy schools some more readers. (Rec: 17/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/17/202233 minutes, 45 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 21

Sam’s school play downfall, acting masterclasses, old phone boxes, and prison musing. (Rec: 16/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/16/202231 minutes, 50 seconds
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Life Logistics - DIY Wall-Building

Tiny ball car, Lingard’s parrot, extension-fuelled mental collapse, dead hedgehogs, and more. (Rec: 156/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/15/202231 minutes, 42 seconds
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John Justice

Matt Goss bares his soul, Timbrell appears in court again, Lisa Riley cries in the bath, and Sam makes a new friend. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/14/202236 minutes, 7 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 4/5/1978 Part 1

Boogie shoes, the male Blondie, alternative Baker Street lyrics, and Marvin Gaye’s divorce. (Rec: 13/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/13/202230 minutes, 35 seconds
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Corned Beef School Dog

Chucking oranges in Seville, jail podding, and a bizarre football pub experience. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/11/202242 minutes, 30 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 106

Blackie’s physique, lots of football action, Tubby’s health issues, and writing to Roy for 192 info. (Rec: 10/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/10/202233 minutes, 12 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 20

Sid James, General Sir Michael Jackson, a thwarted threesome, the slate, finding Solomon, and parenting perils. (Rec 9/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/9/202238 minutes, 29 seconds
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Life Logistics - Jaded

A hammockcast, prison talk, inner voices, pen logistics, and child bedtime psychology. (Rec: 8/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/8/202245 minutes, 44 seconds
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Walking Men

Milk crisis management, the Queen rejects us, Millwall UTTOTA, and a social media death. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/7/202234 minutes, 50 seconds
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Glyn At The Hub

Bowie’s secret love, Seal’s spaghetti, and a surprise crier at a Beatles Q&A Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/4/202243 minutes, 22 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 105

An underwhelming cover, Shoot v Match, Roy invades a dressing room, Blackie gets paranoid, and there’s a playing field appeal. (Rec: 3/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/3/202235 minutes, 34 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 19

Predicting a riot, seeing off some skinheads, watching rude stuff with your parents, and Rod has a nice shower and more. (Rec: 2/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/2/202232 minutes, 35 seconds
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Life Logistics - Mini Chernobyls

Weird life coaches, the work of the Farrelly Brothers, microwave advice, the BBC’s podcasts, and some urinal tips. (Rec: 1/6/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/1/202234 minutes, 28 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 5/5/1998

A stealth mission in a dentist’s reception and the top 40 rundown. (Rec: 23/5/2021) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/1/202231 minutes, 18 seconds
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Scams Good And Bad

Telly recommendations, swindling, naivety, and a school talent show. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/28/202239 minutes, 9 seconds
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Sausages Of War

Dodging Bin Laden, Mastermind’s original meat agenda, and avoiding rolling news. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/25/202232 minutes, 20 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 104

The 10p mix-up, childhood nicking, casual terrace racism, and Roy plans a close-up post-match inspection. (Rec: 27/5/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/24/202235 minutes, 11 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 18

The posh man’s history of discos, Peter Crouch’s plane snake fears, and Rod dances the swirl. (Rec: 26/5/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/23/202232 minutes, 47 seconds
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History Box - Rasputin Part 6

We reach the end of the story as Rasputin refuses to die from tea, cake and shooting. (Rec: 25/5/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/22/202233 minutes, 49 seconds
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Sam Skippers The Ship

An influential ad man, an ill-timed party, sexy winter sports, and the state of the nation. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/21/202238 minutes, 41 seconds
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Speed Awareness Course

Drone footage, the Queen Mum goes underground, Titchmarsh power play, and Millwall insurance. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/18/202235 minutes, 58 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 103

Progressive editorial ideas, sleeping during meetings, and the Rovers board get the cash out but will it all go into junior bank accounts? (Rec: 20/5/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/17/202240 minutes, 18 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 17

Will they/won’t they shows, vasectomising guinea pigs, dental shenanigans, and getting amongst it up the disco. (Rec: 19/5/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/16/202232 minutes, 47 seconds
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History Box - Rasputin Part 5

Getting an ADHD diagnosis, hanging out with Julian Dicks and John Barrowman, well-endowed celebs, and Rasputin’s pickled knob. (Rec: 18/5/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/15/202231 minutes, 47 seconds
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Some Great Saturdays

The mystery and magic of sleep, the perils of meow-meow, Terence Trent D’Arby, Sphanx, and Lyons Tea Houses. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/14/202237 minutes, 56 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 03/12/1984 - Part 3

A blind man’s life is saved, The Face magazine vs Mucking About magazine, and forced haircut redemption. (Rec: 9/5/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/13/202231 minutes, 15 seconds
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Sheds Large And Small

The toy cut-off age, Max Headroom, stickering enemy territory, and Lampard v Bielsa previewed. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/11/202234 minutes, 27 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 102

 Rovers buckle in the season opener, Walter Williams learns about kissing, and Roy considers the academic scene. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/10/202232 minutes, 6 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 16

The Townswomen’s Guild, Rod’s horsey ride cocktail, and gentlemen’s area talk with John Motson and Frank Bough. (Rec: 12/5/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/9/202231 minutes, 21 seconds
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History Box - Rasputin Part 4

Moon-podding, sheltered accommodation, Rasputin heals by telegram and by spitting, and gets a job off the tsar. (Rec: 11/5/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/8/202233 minutes, 29 seconds
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Haystacks At Church

The start of a new era, a wrestling career dream, a bus dog, a mystery room, and English Heritage bigs itself up. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/7/202232 minutes, 30 seconds
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Child! Child!

Tool hire, lad mag awfulness, Millwall identity theft, and Lampard’s tenure predicted. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/4/202241 minutes, 35 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 101

Old World Cup joy, capitalism’s final victory, genius behaviour, and some Melchester stuff. (Rec: 6/5/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/3/202238 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 15

Pitch smells, non-match boozing, John Motson arrives, the Essex Ape, the Shaggy Gordon Taylor, and the real Popeye. (Rec: 5/5/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/2/202231 minutes, 15 seconds
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History Box - Rasputin Part 3

A third ball, Samming about, small talk, a blocked drain, and the swimming lessons grift. (Rec: 4/5/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/1/202233 minutes, 57 seconds
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Live Sacking

A wish comes true mid-pod, no bants, banking memories, Nelson worries, and a sandwich power play. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/31/202235 minutes, 25 seconds
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Giant Haystacks’ Podcast

A garden erection, male physical improvement, Bruce Lee, and crow news. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/28/202234 minutes, 12 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 100

Selling a nifty, shedding subscribers, a dodgy doctor, Roy paints his nails, and the new season starts. (Rec: 29/4/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/27/202240 minutes, 27 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 14

Cheese pain, Glynis Barber triggering, drunken dinner with Rod, and owning a footballer. (Rec: 28/4/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/26/202235 minutes, 16 seconds
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History Box - Rasputin Part 2

A lot of stuff about horses, plus getting washed, and Rasputin’s objective is revealed. (Rec: 27/4/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/25/202234 minutes, 17 seconds
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The Danger Of Fat

A frying nightmare, a corn cob, drinking spiders, and a new chapter begins.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/24/202235 minutes, 19 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 03/12/1984 Part 2

Sam v Britain’s Prince, a riddle, Dusty Bin, a Glynis Barber plea, and ridiculous lyrics. (Rec: 30/4/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/23/202236 minutes
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 99

A redesign, two new strips, LSD, poisoned flats, sports trousers, and even more cricket. (Rec: 22/4/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/21/202241 minutes, 43 seconds
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Frying Times

A weekend trip, journey lies, a mouse attack, dad-waking, a sausage rescue, and TFTM Crufts.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/21/202234 minutes, 16 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 13

Pre-booze eating, Rod trains, swearing at a linesman, strangling, and ninoculars. (Rec: 21/4/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/19/202233 minutes, 51 seconds
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History Box - Rasputin Part 1

A basic telly holiday, a funeral plan, some Russian captivating, a fatwa or two, and a bit of Minder. (Rec: 20/4/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/18/202231 minutes, 27 seconds
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Tayto Castle Tripadvisor

A magical East End sandwich, some awful days out, and George Harrison is reassessed.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/17/202233 minutes, 22 seconds
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A Pretty Penny

Boycotting the World Cup, Hartlepool 2008, ruining The Wall, and the real truth behind Brexit. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/14/202234 minutes, 53 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 98

Action Men, a Delaney shootout, Jimmy Slade loses control, and Meeker gets inside everyone’s heads again. (Rec: 15/4/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/13/202231 minutes, 46 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 12

Sexual histories, Rod remembers his child, buys some swim shorts and a Chinese takeaway, and signs for the Saints. (Rec: 14/4/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/12/202229 minutes, 21 seconds
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Life Logistics - Twin Cheese

Half a hammock, Comfort Monthly, arm-sleeping, and parcel etiquette. (Rec: 13/4/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/11/202228 minutes, 31 seconds
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Dad-Waking Strategies

The Palace Ultras, Sting and Jimmy Nail go to the match, sleeping with the key and nightshift podding. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/10/202231 minutes, 14 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 03/12/1984 Part 1

Sir John Sun, a bitter split, frogs, and a dodgy bear. (Rec: 25/4/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/9/202232 minutes, 22 seconds
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Do Less 2022

Comment obsession, an anti-Sam WhatsApp group, going off grid, a dad shield, and Bezos’ midlife crisis.  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/7/202237 minutes, 27 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 97

A missing soccer chart, some cricket football in the ‘Sweat Box’, and a girl writes in. (Rec: 8/4/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/6/202239 minutes, 33 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 11

Drunk Rod goes on a plane, the hivemind, a Julian Dicks poster, and hiring a helicopter. (Rec: 7/4/21)   Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/5/202233 minutes, 15 seconds
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Life Logistics - Bernard Vasquez

Dog medicine, Sir John Ketamine, Len’s April Fool, and leaving a WhatsApp group. (Rec: 6/4/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/4/202234 minutes, 49 seconds
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The Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 6

Smitty arrives in the Tower, more madness and lunacy, Noel’s wires are almost exposed, door escalation, and a sombre ending.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/3/202230 minutes, 37 seconds
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The Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 5

Noel dominates the airwaves, Feargal has another go, newspaper influence, major satellite achievements, and Paul King gets messy.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/31/202132 minutes, 52 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 96

Non-Fungible Tokens, roofer selection, Roy’s parenting woes, and an arousing cake. (Rec: 1/4/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/30/202135 minutes, 49 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 10

Someone’s mum, Jean Boht, triggering, self-love, punk bores, and football ambitions. (Rec: 31/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/29/202132 minutes, 59 seconds
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History Box - The Careless Whisper Video Part 2

Arms or legs? George falls foul of sexual anarchy and there’s a seaplane. (Rec: 30/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/28/202129 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 4

Disgusting Christmas armchairs, anti-heroes, Noel the shark, the future of helicopters, and a bit of doxxing.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/27/202144 minutes, 28 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 22nd August 1996 Part 2

The weather, almost joining The Jacksons, Euro 96ing it, and Weller assessment. (Rec: 28/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/26/202132 minutes, 27 seconds
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The Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 3

The charity insulation, stair running, doors and eggs arrive, Feargal Sharkey’s nightmare, and a butch juggler.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/25/202136 minutes, 28 seconds
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The Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 2

An international flavour, a jumbo jet full of kids, fun in the regions, and Noel’s Millwall dig.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/24/202138 minutes, 42 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 95

Keegan ignores Woodcock, Taffy’s midlife crisis continues, and Meeker gets everyone riled again. (Rec: 25/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/23/202133 minutes, 31 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 9

Being drunk at work, and Rod offers a horsey ride before stripping off and considering a trip to Paris. (Rec: 24/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/22/202129 minutes, 51 seconds
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History Box - The Careless Whisper Video Part 1

George sings to a bus conductor and tries to send a fax, while Prince has a problem with cheques. (Rec: 23/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/21/202132 minutes, 3 seconds
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The Noel Christmas Odyssey - Part 1

Our deep dive of 1985’s ‘Live Live Christmas Breakfast Show’ starts up the Telecom Tower with a wild intro, and a satellite boast.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/20/202144 minutes, 8 seconds
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Great Aeroplanes

Andy has some news, Sam prepares to be replaced, we learn Tom Cruise’s password and a new name for Oscar.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/17/202149 minutes, 26 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 94

UK wrestling, away-day book club, cricket teas, and Noel Baxter attempts some ‘verballing’. (Rec: 18/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/16/202131 minutes, 32 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 8

Shane McGowan, Wilko Johnson, smelly footballers, toileting emergencies. (Rec: 17/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/15/202142 minutes, 48 seconds
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Life Logistics - Pop Records

Window cleaning etiquette, Shark talk, threatening a rooster, postman woe, disciplining cats. (Rec: 16/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/14/202136 minutes, 50 seconds
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Our Podkids

A postponement, misheard lyrics, and some Quo chat (including some polishing).Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/13/202134 minutes, 14 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 22nd August 1996 Part 1

Spice Girls at the top, Gary Barlow at the bottom, and a little bit in between. (Rec: 14/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/12/202133 minutes, 56 seconds
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Nelson Test Intervention

Covid bickering, Richard O’Sullivan Day, school caretakers, and small impromptu gigs.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/10/202133 minutes, 12 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 93

A zero-Melchester episode - MOT coincidence, idiot social media blokes, a 90s common room, and a friend-finding challenge. (Rec: 11/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/9/202131 minutes, 8 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 7

Susan’s attempts to fix Monster Munch-chomping Rod, teenagers, awkwardness, and toe TV operation. (Rec: 10/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/8/202136 minutes, 1 second
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Life Logistics - The Pit

Flooding the engine, MOT chat, fantasy podcasts, and looking around your old house. (Rec: 9/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/7/202140 minutes, 28 seconds
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All The Trimmings

Advent calendar limits, a personalised vodka bottle, a serial killer’s birthday party, and an abrupt end.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/6/202121 minutes, 24 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 92

Uncle John, Bowie v Barrie, Roy dashes back, Taffy has a midlife crisis, and some more young correspondents. (Rec: 4/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/2/202136 minutes, 35 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 6

Cracking America, the film’s soundtrack, hubris, and a load of stuff about advertising and economics. (Rec: 3/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/1/202144 minutes, 47 seconds
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History Box - The Bed - Part 3

Wedding night tales, olives, privacy curtains, roads, and a dream record shop. (Rec: 2/3/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/30/202138 minutes, 20 seconds
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Fun Bumps

Dog dirt disposal, dealing with HMRC, Bumping Bobby, and the cheap Swiss euthanasia option.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/29/202145 minutes, 54 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 12/11/1995 Part 2

Northern chippiness, the origin of the James Bond theme, Simply Red, and not much else. (Rec: 28/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/28/202129 minutes, 48 seconds
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The Beatles

‘Get Back’, Elvis, strength contests, tea, and stupid podcasts.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/26/202139 minutes, 58 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 91

A cover spoiler, a go on the scoreboard, a billionaires’ retreat, a new arrival, and a Lampard child. (Rec: 25/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/25/202145 minutes, 32 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 5

Googling it, some script comparison, a club foot, more frog stuff, and Sam’s Voldemort. (Rec: 24/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/24/202130 minutes, 41 seconds
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History Box - The Bed Part 2

 More Xerox madness, Oscar’s bedtime, cheddar supplies, Sir John Scientist, and sexy futon time. (Rec: 23/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/23/202133 minutes, 31 seconds
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Willy Nuts

Health and safety, new Lampard info, windscreen notes, I’m A Celeb, McCartney, and Elvis’ sandwich.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/22/202148 minutes, 49 seconds
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Asda Kite Motorcade

Air quality, polar bear racism, candle legal war, The Littlest Hobo, and our Christmas party.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/19/202131 minutes, 40 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 90

Star Wars figures, record shop scenarios, reader feedback, some gay content, and some cricket content. (Rec: 18/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/18/202137 minutes, 44 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 4

Nun fear, Proustian whisky, communism in Eastenders, a postman advert, and about 50 seconds of the film. (Rec: 17/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/17/202137 minutes, 1 second
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History Box - The Bed Part 1

Train hate, erotic back exercises, the TFTM factory, and sleeping with your eyes open. That’s Capitalism! (Rec: 16/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/16/202139 minutes, 2 seconds
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The Car Park People

Resting, puppy socialising, and Sam’s night time Scottish ordeal. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/15/202142 minutes, 49 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 12/11/1995 Part 1

Crooning killers top the chart, Andy sneers at indie record shops, and Sam takes the Britpop look to Upton Park. (Rec: 14/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/14/202133 minutes, 18 seconds
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The Manchester Pub Argument

The demise of a treasured old fish, Sade does a pub quiz, and a tale from our tour.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/12/202134 minutes, 47 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 89

Visiting the printers, some ‘just rest’ sport, Roy takes to the crease, adult content, and celeb selfies. (Rec: 11/2/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/11/202138 minutes, 9 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 3

Suzanne Somers deals with an intruder, footballers in pubs, and a puke and a toot. (Rec: 10/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/10/202131 minutes, 4 seconds
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Life Logistics - Help Request Denied

Overstepping the mark, home discomfort, Scorsese deconstructed, and a Geoff Hurst stag night. (Rec: 9/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/9/202145 minutes, 36 seconds
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The Joy Of Walking

Thunderberg and Monbiot, extreme downhill biking, hillsplaining, and an interruption.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/8/202121 minutes, 52 seconds
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The Queen’s Dogpile

Touring, misery wagons, Morrisons, experiences hunted, and opportunities spurned.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/5/202124 minutes, 38 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 88

Rovers face a violent cricketing enemy, there’s Rentaghost and jumper theft, and Roy’s TV breaks down. (Rec: 4/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/4/202134 minutes, 30 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 2

Street-canning, the massive fiver, the university life, vetting, and perilous school trips. (Rec: 3/2/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/3/202140 minutes, 37 seconds
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History Box - Phil Collins Does Live Aid - Part 3

Our historian credentials are fully established, Sting throws Phil under the bus, Led Zep fail miserably, and a big star plays a last-minute role. (Rec: 2/2/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/2/202137 minutes, 38 seconds
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Rock ‘N Roll Car Ride

Tour excitement, parental driving duties, the different decades of Heaven, and some football news reaction.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/1/202135 minutes, 52 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 3/6/1970

Ruining a Tom Jones gig, World Cup 2026 plans, Cliff Richard’s son, and the majesty of Dick & Dom. (Rec: 3/2/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/31/202137 minutes, 8 seconds
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Dirty Trousers

Service station moments, lorry drive assimilation, Phil Collins’ teeth, and a countryside pipe blockage.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/29/202131 minutes, 13 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 87

Roy turns to cricket to help out an old pal (after expenses are deducted) but soon makes a new enemy. (Rec: 28/1/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/28/202135 minutes, 15 seconds
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The Yesterday’s Hero Odyssey - Part 1

Our dive into what could be the best football film ever begins with some background, some mud, and some bus-drinking. (Rec: 27/1/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/27/202134 minutes, 17 seconds
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History Box - Phil Collins Does Live Aid - Part 2

Elton’s guest list, We Are The World, getting Princed, a few Kershaws, and the industrial cone. (Rec: 26/1/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/26/202141 minutes, 2 seconds
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Countryside Dog-Sitting

A giggly city boy heads to the sticks, and post-match interviews at a major funeral.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/25/202133 minutes, 11 seconds
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Loyd Grossman’s Breakfast Relish

Burger talk, a broken flange, poker with Roy Orbison, and Scholes apathy.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/22/202133 minutes, 32 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 86

Grandad Sam’s big key, Roy destroys a child in print, a brushing scam, and a story about a manky teddy bear. (Rec: 21/1/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/21/202131 minutes, 31 seconds
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The 2021 Ripley Odyssey - Part 4

Blob husbandry, mucky texting, service station dogs, the Denmark willy show, and a bang on the head. (Rec: 20/1/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/20/202134 minutes, 39 seconds
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History Box - Phil Collins Does Live Aid - Part 1

Jacket issues, Sting takes a dip in the Collins pool, and Phil plans to rehearse a Led Zeppelin set on Concorde.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/19/202135 minutes, 15 seconds
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Pizza Meh

Trips to Edinburgh and Liverpool, a religious experience on the Tube, a Keegan shop visit and outdoor cooking.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/18/202138 minutes, 43 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 14/08/1974

Paternal abandonment, package holidays, Noddy Holder’s suitcase, and Sam v Parky. (Rec: 17/1/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/17/202138 minutes, 18 seconds
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Imaginary Dogs

Oscar joins us for a bit, a blasé wifi attitude, Lampard cars, and our live tour plans. Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/15/202133 minutes, 3 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 85

As the book ends, there’s a chocolate deal, Vic deals with PTSD, we reassess Allo Allo, and Roy picks up a new ball. (Rec: 14/1/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/14/202138 minutes, 20 seconds
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The 2021 Ripley Odyssey - Part 3

A yeti carnival, ice fraud, space fraud, Radio 4 kudos, pineapple corkage, and bumming the moon. (Rec: 13/1/21)  Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/13/202132 minutes, 30 seconds
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Life Logistics - The £5 Spoon

Umbrellas, an email mix-up, a meat dress, frozen chips, and educating delivery drivers. (Rec: 12/1/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/12/202133 minutes, 19 seconds
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Sunday Knockers

The children are upset, a patio boast, and a National Trust guide is power-played.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/11/202130 minutes, 53 seconds
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Turkey v Norway?

Ethics in football, Tears For Fears, an unsettling text conversation, and some B&M treats are assessed.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/8/202147 minutes, 52 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 84

The nonsense of TV, the battle for Kenny Logan, painting nudes, and a cache of fancy daggers. (Rec: 7/1/21)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/7/202140 minutes, 50 seconds
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The 2021 Ripley Odyssey - Part 2

Our new film plan, standing, strong men, a unicorn puppy, and why being cool is hard work. (Rec: 6/1/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/6/202134 minutes
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Life Logistics - Doorstep Milk Disgrace

Snowball-recipient etiquette, importing pig milk, takeaway vouchers, and the joy of fat. (Rec: 5/1/21) Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/5/202137 minutes, 45 seconds
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Trigger Warning: Breathing Discussion

Parenting burdens, unwelcome questions, Johnson’s pig fires, and James Bond’s mate.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/4/202133 minutes, 59 seconds
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Europa Fire Shooters

Arguing on the radio, fleecing the rich, Phil Collins close-up, and some intimate male chat.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/1/202137 minutes
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 83

Scanning magazines, trapping animals, getting your cat kidnapped by The Wailers, and Grace Jones hands over her knickers. (Rec: 31/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/30/202131 minutes, 13 seconds
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The 2021 Ripley Odyssey - Part 1

Our deep dive into the new Believe It Or Not book begins with matchsticks, a mouth full of balls, fingerless bagpipes, and a qualified romantic. (Rec: 30/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/29/202132 minutes, 13 seconds
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Life Logistics - Ejector Seat Blame Game

Being the baddies, opinions, robot vacuum cleaners, talking to strangers, and other stuff. (Rec: 29/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/28/202133 minutes, 55 seconds
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Apple Episode

Worms in apples, apple pressing, Pinocchio’s apple, and some intense digging (without apples).Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/27/202137 minutes, 54 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 04/11/1977 Part 2

Boney M’s avalanche of peace, one Elvis leaves as another arrives, Elton John has a slap-up feed, and PUNK!Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/26/202140 minutes, 34 seconds
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Ideas

Us in meat form, our grab for power, idiot men, the Spice Girls, hardware stores, and knockers.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/24/202148 minutes, 36 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 82

Arrow Petrol, tyre woes, the modern Pirelli calendar, Beeping Timmy leaves a review, and a new dive is announced.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/23/202132 minutes, 32 seconds
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The Twits Odyssey - Part 22

The odyssey ends, but not before we get caught up in Andy’s post-death sticker album legal woes. Also, twee swearing, Roald regresses, and we examine his hut. (Rec: 23/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/22/202146 minutes, 45 seconds
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Life Logistics - Bring Back Fat Wallet

Bank loyalty, credit card machines, middle-class football fans, Yorkshire puddings, and the real Covid heroes. (Rec: 22/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/21/202141 minutes, 5 seconds
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Lee Bowyer’s Wet Trousers

Godcasting, peaks and troughs, beefy cheese, Northern Soul, and Monster DayJoin the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/20/202134 minutes, 15 seconds
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Canal Boat Death Wish

Twelve-hour funeral boozing, a missing bit, a pizza, fantasy quizzing and Billy Bonds’ warm-up.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/17/202126 minutes
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 81

A Scotsman with a grudge, getting muddled up, some TV news gossip, hating football, and Will Carling’s CD collection. (Rec: 17/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/16/202141 minutes, 45 seconds
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The Twits Odyssey - Part 21

Pencil-writing, Lamparding at a car accident, Sam gets his eyes examined, and bonfires. (Rec: 16/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/15/202133 minutes, 49 seconds
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Life Logistics - Lampard Teacher

'Following policy,' a lamp wrangle, a private tip, tooth dust, a danger wall, and a lost fox. (Rec: 8/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/14/202137 minutes, 11 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 04/11/1977 Part 1

Threats from Abba, a hospital record stall, a big fish round at Pancho’s, and memories of going to a gig. (Rec: 6/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/12/202135 minutes, 35 seconds
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Alley Chat

Russian garages, alleys, a bush woman, footballer aggression, and a disgusting bowl.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/12/202139 minutes, 29 seconds
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Favourite Bowl

Kitchen chat, cat interventions, and stupid travel plans.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/10/202133 minutes, 22 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 80

Roy subs himself off, heads to the nick, solves his own attempted murder, and then heads back before the end of the match. (Rec: 10/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/9/202137 minutes, 1 second
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The Twits Odyssey - Part 20

Misdelivered toilet rolls, an accidental horn-parp, Beeping Timmy, a pub gang, and how to write a book. (Rec: 9/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/8/202136 minutes, 26 seconds
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Life Logistics - Dickensian Dream Solicitor

A bit of dream chat, some doctor-shaming, grudge requests, and wrapping paper annoyances. (Rec: 15/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/7/202133 minutes, 39 seconds
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Crazy Golf Clash

Girls Aloud, Gulliver, the Prince Charles walk, Turbo badges, and Sam tries to get himself arrested.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/6/202137 minutes, 38 seconds
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Hammers Meet Hipsters

The Abba comeback, a weird Bjork gig, and VR Brown John possibilities.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/3/202140 minutes, 6 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 79

We discuss Britain’s diminishing wall numbers, Roy wades into the crowd again and drops a ‘habeas corpus’, and Blackie worries about a liaison with Brinsden. (Rec: 3/12/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/1/202136 minutes, 42 seconds
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The Twits Odyssey - Part 19

Quentin Blake’s colouring-in failures, the fireplace precedent, Roald Dahl’s big sandal, and more.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/1/202132 minutes, 35 seconds
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Life Logistics - Deep Fat Frying

Sleeping, the royal family, covid dating locations, and an indecent Premier Inn proposal.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/31/202134 minutes, 48 seconds
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Top Flight Tune Machine - 28/02/1988 Part 2

Why Sam hates Johnny Hates Jazz, more American Trousers, rock ‘n roll, duetting with Alexander O’Neal and teenage feminism. (Rec: 22/11/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/30/202134 minutes, 33 seconds
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There’s Nothing Bigger Than Turbo

A new IFS offering, the dead pop stars pyramid, a sad closure, and a shed office crisis.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/30/202132 minutes, 47 seconds
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RIP Dave Harper

Europa League draw fever and we tribute to our mate.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/27/202118 minutes, 39 seconds
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The Melchester Odyssey - Part 78

Roy’s amazing ear, continental players doing fighting and biting, celebrity interviewing, and Trevor Brinsden in peril. (Rec: 26/11/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/26/202131 minutes, 25 seconds
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The Twits Odyssey - Part 18

Masks, Shergar, Diana, pyramids, ‘The Irish’, Dahl’s team of nurses and his complex business affairs. (Rec: 25/11/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/25/202134 minutes, 58 seconds
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Life Logistics - School Run Goose

Anxious pets, streaming TV rated, Christmas cash for kids, and second-guessing wives. (Rec: 24/11/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/24/202134 minutes, 48 seconds
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The Nature Of Taste

Consuming matter, dragon eggs, Big Salt strikes again, ignoring calls, and ant/monkey TV.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/23/202129 minutes, 41 seconds
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Posting A Beard To The Queen

Radio 4, Lebanon hostage biscuits, a card shuffler plea, and a postcode boast.Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/20/202131 minutes, 56 seconds
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The Owen Odyssey - Part 6

Happy Days, CHiPs, Hart To Hart, Manimal, our sitcom plan, shapeshifting and being bob-on. (Rec: 4/4/20)Join the Iron Filings Society: https://www.patreon.com/topflighttimemachine Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/2/202036 minutes, 24 seconds
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A View To A Kill

In his new 80's movie podcast Sam Delaney joins his cousin Bruce to look back at the only Bond movie to use a plotline stolen from Minder, an elderly Roger Moore having it off with Grace Jones, a mad iceberg submarine and Q absuing his position as a state funded scientist to cop a look at lady's boobs. This pod comes out every week on a Thursday - if you like what you hear please subscribe. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/3/202049 minutes, 21 seconds