Ms. Pat threw a big baby shower for someone and went all out. White Boy Chris reveals what's in Ms. Pat's fridge.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode, we ask important questions like "what is happening to comedy clubs" and "Would you rather have dck-sized n-pples or n-pple-sized dcks?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What did Ms. Pat think of Ray Gunn at the Olympics? She tells us, along with a terrible story from her childhood.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat's kids are in big trouble for their sneaky behavior, and she's had enough.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We start with sneaking snacks into movie theaters and the rising costs of eating out. The conversation then shifts to more political topics like insulin and housing affordability, explaining the impact of supply chains, government regulations, and pricing controls. Ms. Pat shares heartfelt personal stories and her commitment to supporting small and Black-owned businesses.  New DraftKings customers get $250 in bonus bets and 1 month of NFL+ Premium when you bet just $5. Download the DraftKings app and use code PATDOWN Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join Ms. Pat and co-hosts Chris Spangle and Deon Curry with special guests Trent and Garrianna. Dive into a discussion about Trump's comments on Kamala Harris's identity, the cultural implications of being black in America, and the challenges of assimilation. Ms. Pat also shares personal stories about overcoming fear and maintaining authenticity in Hollywood.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our friend Trent is back! Ms. Pat shares how he became her make-up artist, which was through sheer audacity. He answers if JD Vance is wearing eye liner.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kamala Harris is now the Democratic Party nominee, so Ms. Pat shares her opinion on it, and then Chris Spangle and Deon Curry argue about all kinds of stuff.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who would win in a fight? Chris or Deon? We answer this, and other listener questions, in this episode.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat debuts a new skill as an actress: an English accent. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Trent is back! He is Ms. Pat's makeup artist, and funny as hell. It leads to a conversation on when Ms. Pat's career began to take off and why.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Deon finally made it to Ms. Pat's new house and shares his impressions, and we recap Nikia's abilities when giving a tour. We take listener questions about managing money and our favorite comedians. Comedian and actor Kourtland Wiggins of Ms. Pat Settles It joins us to talk about the debut of season two on BET at 10 PM Eastern on Wednesday July 31, 2024!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kourtlyn Wiggins is the bailiff on Ms. Pat Settles It, and he joins us to share his stories about Ms. Pat's early days in comedy.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat was recently on Out and About, a Barstool podcast, when her make-up artist Trent caught the eye of the hosts. The clip has been seen 22 million times, so we ask him what he was thinking about that day, and what it is like to live out his dreams.  See the clip here: https://www.tiktok.com/@outandaboutpod/video/7382946207045373230 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Deon and Chris are in Atlanta with Ms. Pat in our new podcast studio to discuss everything from Mexican Coke, fireworks, and testosterone pellets.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat attended the BET awards, and met her long lost daughter Glorilla.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat talks about her nightmare moving day, the grueling process of writing a new hour, and basketball giants.  This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/PATDOWN and get on your way to being your best self. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did you get a rape whistle in grade school? Have you ever tried Magic Shave? And do you fall for fake viral videos? Even if you haven't, tune in to this episode to get Ms. Pat's take!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A 15-year-old making a diss track about his grandma and we have a bizarre story about a Chick-fil-A worker performing an exorcism in Ms. Pat's old hometown.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat discusses the unrealistic expectations some women have regarding financial responsibility within relationships Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat shares her experiences with menopause, testosterone, and the debut of Season 4 of The Ms. Pat Show on BET+ on Thursday May 23, 2024.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It is the first podcast in the new podcast studio at Ms. Pat's new house. White Boy Chris Spangle is in Atlanta shooting the second season of Ms. Pat Settles It and documenting the on-set antics of Nikia, Ms. Pat's son.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is SUFFERING from allergies, and we get a biology lesson on why it is happening.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat has a snake invasion at her new house, and has strong words for Bojangles.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

OJ has passed away, and Ms. Pat shares her thoughts.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is back from her trip in Orlando and updates where she is going next! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/PATDOWN and get on your way to being your best self Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From Jan 30, 2020: Ms. Pat talks about getting custody of the babies she's raising. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Puff Daddy is in deep sh&*. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat had a HORRIBLE experience with an airline and our choices in Presidential candidates.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What is "gentle parenting," and what does Ms. "F Them Kids" Pat think of it? We also stroll down memory lane of elementary school years, and Ms. Pat discusses her colonoscolopy.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat shows us her house, and we discuss the 2024 election, Shane Gillis, and upcoming tour dates.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is joined by White Boy Chris Spangle and Deon Curry, and her beloved son Nikia, whom she stepped on when he was just a nut. Also, can ChatGPT write jokes in the style of Ms. Pat? Tune in and find out.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are Valentine's Day presents really worth it? Ms. Pat says to make every day Valentine's Day.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is tired of her kids laundry mixing, and a cop lost their mind over a nut!  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jay Z gave a speech at the Grammy's in support of Beyonce and Ms. Pat weighs in. Drake has a leak and Pat is not impressed. Ms. Pat shares her cure for lockjaw.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat's old neighborhood in Plainfield is falling apart without her! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat has something going on in her pants, and it's dry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat had a highly smelly dream and wondered if her brain was bad. Then Garrianna checks in about her experience on Ms. Pat Settles It.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat, Chris Spangle, and Deon Curry share their New Years revolutions.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We tried to figure out why Ms. Pat kept messing up words, and we learn about her bathing habits as a kid.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is live on the set of Ms. Pat Show Season 4, and zooms in to talk about a Senate staff engaged in sexual congress.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A lot has happened in a week. Ms. Pat is back shooting the TV show, she left her radio job, and her friend Norman Lear passed away. We catch up with her on her lunch break at the Ms. Pat Show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat LOVES the Falcons, but she loves beating the Saints almost as much. She is also a great comedian, but her true calling may have been a dominatrix.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It is Thanksgiving Eve, and Nikia wonders what White Boy Chris is making for lunch.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat saw the new Wiz play in Atlanta and loved it! Ms. Pat answers if its easier to raise boys or girls, and we have an extra (little) cohost for this episode.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is still full after the fully loaded cruise. Ms. Pat has teenagers at home now that she can't stand.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is back from the Bert Kreischer's Fully Loaded Cruise and shares how much fun she had and how her family took over the party. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We start off with just Nikia, Deon Curry, and "White Boy Chris" Spangle as we wait for Ms. Pat to hop on. She's currently on the Fully Loaded cruise with Bert Kreischer and zooms in from Miami to see if she knows the Pledge Of Allegiance.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Recorded the day after the year's biggest party, Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, and a few of the Crack Babies recap what happened, and they take a few questions from the audience. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat gets a call from her baby daddy, and the party is this week! Ms Pat CrackDown Patdown Party Discussions! - https://www.facebook.com/groups/3500295473604331 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nikia has a run-in with the police, and Pat talks about her surgery.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A YouTuber returned an adopted child. Nikia stops by and shares the pet names Ms. Pat uses for the family. Her brother calls from jail and has big dreams. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat had great shows on her first theatre tour, and Nikia had a great lunch at his new favorite spot.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We were in person again when Ms. Pat went to Indianapolis for her second stop on the Ya Girl Done Made It Tour. Ms. Pat and Deon meet Chris's purest sister-in-law, and Pat talks about her first big theatre show.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cops are detrimentally horny lately, and Ms. Pat has a pool and a water fountain at her new house.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat has teams positioned around the country and ready to pick up goods off of Facebook Marketplace. She has DIY'd almost all of the house. Her community Facebook group got a little racist and her neighbors whoop'd some ass. She shares a false alarm regarding a shark. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Donald Trump ended up in the same lockup as Ms. Pat did. Ms. Pat is close to finishing her house and describes her true passion in life.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat’s niece is in a viral video. These f’n Falcons. Chris Spangle was the Joe Biden of his pizza place and almost got head from a ghost. He shares his favorite move. Deon Curry almost died in a queef accident. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat saw Beyonce and loved it. She shares what kind of work ethic it takes to succeed.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat and Deon Curry compare some of Ms. Pat's classic comedy club fights to the Montgomery boat brawl.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat finds some common ground with a MAGA contractor, and updates us on the kids going back to school, and what she actually uses her underpants for.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An Alabama woman, Carlee Russell, made up a story about being abducted, and Ms. Pat has some thoughts.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat never stole stole. Just sort of stole. Nikia worked at Long John's Silver.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nikia got fired, a grandson lost his sidekick at his wife's house, Pat gives a big party update.  Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat talks about a tough family issue plus a party update!  This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/THEPATDOWN and get on your way to being your best self Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat had a few problems with the building of her house this week... And a bigger problem with the heat in Miami.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris Spangle is a daddy! Meet his new son. Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From July 2019 - Ms. Pat explains edges to White Boy Chris Spangle. He then shares the time he went to a black barbershop. Deon Curry wants everyone to tip. By popular demand, we cover black Ariel. Nikia calls in and mocks Ms. Pat's wig. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Deon went to the movies and gives his review of Spider-Verse, and then tells Ms. Pat and Chris about The Curious Case of Natalia Grace.  Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Originally episode 88 from December 15, 2020, when her TV show was about to launch. Writing a TV Show has caused Ms. Pat to realize she has a unique voice. That's true because none of us knew what a "mantra dontics" was. Ms. Pat realizes therapy works. She then tells us about her adventures in corporate America. We end with the whitest thing Chris Spangle has ever said. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat and Chris Spangle both saw the Little Mermaid and had two very different reactions to it.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This show is pure chaos as we get a look into Ms. Pat's dog training skills, and Junebug goes to jail. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat almost died right before the show! We review a few videos like crazy guys running in traffic, a Popeyes getting destroyed, and a teacher getting fired for using the hard R.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sadly, this is an episode of loss. Family members, friends and others have passed away, so we discuss it. Ms. Pat also shares her final wishes.  Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat was on the Joe Rogan Experience this week! Chris and Deon remind her of what she said, and then she shares a message for the Dana Lama.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are live in Nashville at Zanie's for the Nashville Comedy Festival. We meet a couple in their 60's that are getting it six times a week, a local gospel singer blesses us with a song, and a fan reads a beautiful poem. Ms. Pat also remembers some messed up stuff from her childhood.  Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat has a new car and a seat full of soup. The Facebook group has a thief in it. Ms. Pat passed her inspection thanks to Sugar Man.  See the podcast live in Nashville! - https://nashville.zanies.com/show/the-patdown-with-ms-pat-podcast/zanies-comedy-club-nashville/nashville-tennessee/ Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We have a PSA. If you see a young Ms. Pat in the new Freaknik documentary, keep your mouth shut!! - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

LSU’s Angel Reese taunted Iowa’s Caitlin Clark at the end of the NCAA women’s Final Four and got called classless for the same thing Clark had done in a game before. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat's granddaughter is suffering from bullying at school, so to cope, she bullies Nikia. Also, is it racist for a white newscaster to "Fo Shizzle, My Nizzle?" - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gwyneth Paltrow has a new beauty technique: air in her bootyhole. Chris Spangle took a trip to LA with Ms. Pat, shocking the staff with his poorness. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We rate some of Ms. Pat's old wigs and talk about our favorite moments of her on the Nappy Boy Radio with T-Pain podcast. Check out Ms. Pat's new tour here: https://mspatcomedy.com/tour/. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat was in LA and saw Cocaine Bear with a major celebrity, and talks about helping her nephew rebuild his house. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat talks about her appearance on Jimmy Kimmel, the red carpet at the NAACP Image Awards, and all the celebrities she didn't recognize. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Deon Curry shares a story that leaves the entire cast totally speechless. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What did Ms. Pat think of Rihanna's performance at halftime at the Super Bowl? You may be surprised! - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We cover a few stories like a woman stole $1.5 million in chicken wings from a school, the ability to leave jail early by donating organs, and getting buried in compost. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat met her HVAC man in court today. Listen to learn the outcome of the trial! - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is heading to court and has a strange way of keeping her nips warm. Nikia is losing weight, and he shares how. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat has fallen out with a contractor and it wasn't pretty. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat and Junebug went to the National Championship Game where her University of Georgia Bulldogs laid a beat down on poor TCU. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A New Year is upon us and everyone has goals. Ms. Pat wants to triple her career. Chris and his wife are having a baby, so they want to save money. Deon wants to work more, and Nikia wants to lose 15 pounds a month. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat and the family took a trip to Hawaii, and Nikia had some trouble finding an XXXL snorkel. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From 2020: Ms. Pat got Chris and Deon some lovely and thoughtful gifts. Chris and Deon? Well... Check it out.  (Sorry, Ms. Pat has laryngitis.)  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nikia joins us while he is getting a pedicure. Old people are horny, and are showing up to Ms. Pat's shows looking for d***. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt Ryan and the Colts lost 54 to 19 this weekend, and Deon wants to trade him back to the Falcons. Nikia is here and has a big nose and sounds like Herschel Walker. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ ---- Episode: https://www.dropbox.com/s/l4vvdd8vcr7gda5/Patdown-FMattRyan-final.mp3?dl=0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From April 28, 2020 - Ms. Pat's son Nikia caught the coronavirus. She tells the story about picking him up at work, and we call him to find out what COVID-19 feels like. We try to figure out if Stevie Wonder can see. We find out if Ms. Pat and her husband are having pandemic relations. We learn the term "bike cliff." - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat went to the Falcons game and loves it. Plus their record is better than "Matty Ass." Herschel Walker gave a speech and we try to figure out what he was saying, and Donald Trump is running again. Deon saw Black Panther and gives a review. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat has had a horrible day. First, the dentist messed up her sinuses, and then family services showed up at her house. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat was stuck on a plane with a drunk man that kept kicking an Amish woman. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we are looking back at a classic Halloween episode. Ms. Pat is back on the road. The crack babies did NOT go trick or treating because Ms. Pat is old and tired. Ms. Pat, White Boy Chris Spangle and Deon Curry address complaining fans of the podcast.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A week out, Ms. Pat, Chris, Deon, and Nikia share more thoughts about the party, and then we talk to the drunk couple that got separated at the party. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The day after the Patdown Podcast Crackdown, everyone was a little rough. For example, one girl got lost and tried to steal a wheelchair, and another guy got friend-zoned live on the podcast. Joining us live on the stage is comedian Donnell Rawlings. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Does Ms. Pat regret throwing this party? Also, fuck Matt Ryan. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is everywhere right now, but most importantly, she went back to Indiana for a few days for a show and the act as Grand Marshall of a parade. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat's butt ain't what it used to be, and Chris isn't a ginger anymore. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat recaps seeing all of the famous people she didn't remember at the Emmys and Norman Lear's birthday party. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A colony of gay termites attacked Ms. Pat. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is getting ready for the Emmys. We finally talk about season two and the fan response to it, along with our favorite moments. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat gives us an update on her house and what she's learned being her own general contractor. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle talk about some of the dumb stuff happening in the world, and end up talking about cults. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Season 2 of the Ms. PAt show is available now. This week we are taking it back to the launch of Season 1. Ms Pat and Jordan Cooper discuss the making of the show and how often he'd write in jokes to mess with the cast.  Start your free trial for BET Plus here: https://www.bet.plus/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thursday, August 11, is the big day! Season two of the Ms. Pat Show debuts. Ms. Pat takes a minute to pause and reflect on her success these past five years, especially after an appearance on The Daily Show. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is tired af, and fills us in on what she's been up to now that filming is over. Then we fill her in on what a wrestler's click looks like. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, we are going way back to of the first few episodes we ever recorded. This was a bonus episode, and you can find dozens more of shows exclusively for Patrons here: https://www.patreon.com/patdown In this episode, the gang discusses youth sports, creepy gym teachers, and how being stinky and poor saved Ms.Pat from sexual assault. Ms. Pat also discusses her love of free school and her jealousy of middle-class lunches. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nikia accidentally tells us how much he weighs and the podcast never recovers. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No, the title isn't a new Trump-loving tag team. It's Ms. Pat's "vabbing" scent. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat finally had the chance to cut loose this week at the Essence Festival. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

From 2019: Ms. Pat and the gang discuss abortion and women's rights on, she also discusses the time she almost caught the Holy Ghost, and she gives us the secret on how to get a big butt and titties the cheap way. The gang also discusses the death penalty and the justice system in this jam-packed episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Could Ms. Pat win an Emmy? We wonder what it would be like if she got nominated. The CDC is recommending that you wear clothes when having sex with the monkeypox. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We do our best to record this episode and it just didn't go well. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat met some long-lost family members this past Memorial Day at a barbecue and then found honey in her new house. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week in an episode replay, Quisha joins us for the first time! Ms. Pat tells us about her moist backside. We find out what makes Garrianna's bean jump. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat and Deon had wild weekends on the road this week, but no one ended up in Evansville with a convict. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat cleaned her wigs and gave us an update on her new neighbors. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat met Mary J. Blige, and Chris lost his nut weight. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat makes a couple of announcements on October's Crackbaby party and then talks about seeing a medium that gave bad health advice. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Why are people putting things in their butt? We scroll through some butt plugs to figure it out. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat hates light, and had another health scare. She has a huge announcement for the Crackdown party. Cook County Jail inmates are spiting in booty holes. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What does Ms. Pat think of the Will Smith and Chris Rock fight? Also, you won't believe where her birthday party was accidentally held. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt Ryan is GONE! Atlanta has traded Matt Ryan to Indianapolis in exchange for Ms. Pat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Would Deon and Chris take male birth control? Ms. Pat then shares a video on a pastor and his big Buford. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Like his sister, Nikia eat everything. He goes to the gas station has a full meal, and then takes a nap at a Trick Daddy concert. He then helps Chris learn about black music before he and his mom get into it. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nikia and his nose joins us. The Ms. Pat Show is coming to BET on basic cable! Ms. Pat had a bad dining experience! - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat drove in her underpants. That's pretty much all you need to know. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nikia stops by briefly to share some thoughts on Deon and Chris, but he's dressed like a tossed sketch from the intro to Fresh Prince from Bel Air. Deon talks about a mega Karen at his show this weekend. Chris explains what is happening in Ukraine. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We break down a video of an asswhoopin' at Applebees. Then Ms. Pat addresses the death of Lindsey Pearlman, an actress on the Ms. Pat Show. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Are Valentine's Day presents really worth it? Ms. Pat says to make every day Valentine's Day.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat has been asked a lot about Joe Rogan's past use of the n-word and talks about her thoughts on what happened. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we are joined by the daughters from the Ms. Pat Show. Briyana Guadalupe plays Janelle and Brittany Inge plays Ashley. Follow them: Briyana - https://www.instagram.com/thenameslupeee Britany - https://www.instagram.com/brittanyinge - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It is Ms. Pat's first day back at the set, and nothing is going right. A month into marriage, we check in with Chris Spangle and he has a new round of COVID, two more cats, and crabs. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is moving out of Plainfield, IN and to Atlanta on the same day her show moves to Paramount Plus. Check it out now as well as her Netflix special "Y'All Wanna Hear Something Crazy?" on February 8. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat was involved in an incident at a hotel, and then the Crackbabies defended her honor. She then announces the Patdown Crackdown, and contemplates selling her farts. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat rode in an ambulance and it wasn't a bad experience because she was sick. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris is back from his wedding and honeymoon and Ms. Pat asks all the questions she wants to know, like "how was it?" He then in awkwardly tries to explain when black cultures meet. We end with Ms. Pat talking about her new job in Atlanta radio! - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Originally airing as a bonus episode for our patrons, a man stabbed someone over donuts. Ms. Pat talks about fist fights at work and comedy stories. Please subscribe to our Patreon for two extra shows a month: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Originally airing as a bonus episode for our patrons, we talk to Jordan Cooper, the co-creator of the Ms. Pat show. To hear part one, please subscribe to our Patreon or two extra shows a month: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is having some heart issues and diagnosed herself through her farts. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat had a great Thanksgiving turkey that was so black... well, tune in to hear her say it. Ms. Pat then examines White Boy Chris's Thanksgiving plate. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat, Deon, and Chris talk about all kinds of things, like Young Dolph, Christmas decorations, and her new house. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is down at Quisha's shop dodging crack heads and asking if she's a GILF. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are live this week at Skanfest Southwest! Chris Spangle is snitching and taking steamy showers. Ashley and Quisha almost get into a fist fight. The audience is drunk. This episode is wild. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Deon showed up in a tailored suit to the podcast and threw us off. Ms. Pat's allergies caused her to go commando after co-hosting Wendy Williams with Whitney Cummins. Garrianna stops back by to talk about her only job interview and a small dick parade. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Chris Spangle shares his favorite episode of the Patdown and why. Ms. Pat tells stories about helping her special Uncle Cecil, her insane family funerals, playing “illegal knees.” We also try to understand what language Ms. Pat speaks. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Pat touches on the pandemic and then turns into Dr. Doalittle Less and learns about owl sex. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat once worked as a nanny. The story is as good as you've imagined it is.1 - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian and Daily Show Correspondent Roy Wood Jr. joins us to talk about his Alabama roots and working on his new comedy special that debuts on October 29th on Comedy Central called ... well, Ms. Pat isn't sure. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat had a great Netflix special and talks about the experience. Also, Ashley said something that disturbed even Ms. Pat. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is on the verge of taping her Netflix Comedy special, and she talks about what has gone into it. We also ask Ms. Pat if she would help one of her sons if he came home and admitted he'd kill someone. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat reacts to her Falcons first loss. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ ----- Episode: https://www.dropbox.com/s/c3r7er062tjo09u/Patdown-Falcons-auphonic.mp3?dl=0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat got an audacious call from her ex about the Ms. Pat Show. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat gives her opinion on the milk crate challenge, and talks about visiting her old trap. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Theodore Barnes, who plays Junebug, and Vince Swann, who plays Brandon, on the Ms. Pat Show joins us! Hear Part 2 and 3 in our Patreon. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat reacts to the reviews of the Ms. Pat Show. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It is finally here! The Ms. Pat Show debuts on BET Plus this Thursday. Her writer Jordan Cooper discusses the making of the show and how often he'd write in jokes to mess with the cast.  Start your free trial for BET Plus here: https://www.bet.plus/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat has invented a new word, and cracks herself up with it. She is officially on Tik Tok and some haters have her pissed off. She befuddles Chris and Deon with an acne treatment from the south. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat took a fun trip to Disney with her family and recaps it. She also visited Chris's apartment for the first time. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat took a fun trip to Disney with her family and recaps it. She also visited Chris's apartment for the first time. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat forgot how she pranked Quisha. Chris and Deon try to convince Ms. Pat she is famous. Ms. Pat talks about one of her favorite subjects: Chris's Dick. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat walked the red carpet at the BET Awards, and had an emergency that the resourceful Quisha tried to fix. She tells a story about hiring Ciara. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat shares some stories from her trip to the dentist and growing up in the bootleg house. You will never guess which one was worse.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat invited everyone over for a family BBQ and regretted it immediately. Birds are plaguing her porch again. They debate what to do with a broke dick man. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

White Boy Chris got engaged over the weekend, and his fiancé gets interviewed by Ms. Pat. Then it leads to a fight between Ms. Pat and Deon. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Have and ache or pain and some doctor keeps explaining it in long words? Don't worry. Dr. Patism is here to break it down for you. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat made a surprise visit home, and everyone was... surprised. Ms. Pat talks about trusting her spirit and how that has helped her career. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat talks about the first time she had a hot bath. Deon Curry is about to have a fight with his neighbor. Chris Spangle rode his first roller coaster. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat got banned on Facebook for thirty days because she was fighting haters on a Netflix clip of her standup. We also talk about problematic Disney movies. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Out all of all the NFL teams, the Atlanta Falcons have the drunkest and highest fanbase. Ms. Pat explains why. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat got her booty hole probed. A tragedy happened to Uncle Bunny. Ms. Pat has a warning for people that took PPE loans. We share memories of OJ. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Quisha lives. She laughs. She loves. More than most people. She also can travel with a cake like none other. Ms. Pat talks about the party Quisha threw for her. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Deon Curry and Chris Spangle trigger Ms. Pat with Aldis and then plan their Halloween Costumes. Ms. Pat coins the phrase "dildo ponies." - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A radio DJ got fired for comparing black people to toast. Ms. Pat and Deon Curry share their opinion on Coming to America 2. Chris's white ass of course has not seen it. Ms. Pat got a special microphone from her friends. She is losing weight and looking forward to a good movement. Ms. Pat has "flower bank money" now. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle get some listener mail. A man claims he found shrimp tails at the bottom of his Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Ms. Pat talks a little bit about writing the new TV show. Ms. Pat talks about her birthday surprise for Quisha. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is finally back home and she has mixed feelings about it. She tells some of the funnier behind-the-scenes moments of the last week and tells on Tony the COVID Man. Producer Kate talks about hearing three gunshots and fleeing in the dark of night back to Indiana. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat talks about parents giving their children cakes for their first menstruation, the price of crack and how to flip it, and how she met her husband. This was the first episode we recorded!  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Quisha sent Ms. Pat a video of a man fucking a chicken so she made us watch it. We talk about Atlanta gays. Ms. Pat's brother faked being on death row. Ms. Pat once called a prayer line, and it didn't go well.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talk a little politics with Dr. Suess, Golden Trumps, and "Queron." Ms. Pat talks about the time she saw Larry King in person. We judge the nicest and meanest dead celebrities. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is having jail flashbacks after a boring week for the first time in a while. She's not bored enough to see family, though. We talk about an 81 year-old R&B singer with a 30 year-old girlfriend. We talk about another well-known ladies woman. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We discuss what words we'd like to bring back and Ms. Pat has a doozey. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The daddy from the Ms. Pat Show, J. Bernard Calloway, joins us to answer the question everyone wants to know: "What is it like to kiss Ms. Pat." - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat's friend Jon Radler first heard her on Marc Maron, and knew she needed a TV show. He joins us to share the process of turning her stories into a TV show. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat's friend Jon Radler first heard her on Marc Maron, and knew she needed a TV show. He joins us to share the process of turning her stories into a TV show. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is in Atlanta and ready to shoot the Ms. Pat Show! She updates Chris and Deon on all the details. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, and Garrianna share their thoughts on the events at the Capitol. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is chewing, and it drives Deon Curry crazy. Ms. Pat is about to hit the welfare diet given some COVID weight. She talks about heading down to Atlanta. Would Ms. Pat to go to Mars? - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat and Deon Curry explain a new song to the painfully unhip Chris Spangle. Ms. Pat cannot find any decorations for her next Christmas. Mormons are the toughest white people. Ms. Pat has had enough of Matt Ryan and his shake weight. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Patdown is LIVE on the Stereo app and answering listener questions. Be sure to join the Stereo app and follow Ms. Pat, Chris and Deon for the next live episode and to be part of the show. https://stereo.com/comediennemspat https://stereo.com/brightfame4 https://stereo.com/chrisspangle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat got Chris and Deon some lovely and thoughtful gifts. Chris and Deon? Well... Check it out. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Patdown is LIVE on the Stereo app and answering listener questions. Be sure to join the Stereo app and follow Ms. Pat, Chris and Deon for the next live episode and to be part of the show. https://stereo.com/comediennemspat https://stereo.com/brightfame4 https://stereo.com/chrisspangle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is going to therapy and Deon, Chris and Producer Kate share their experiences with it. The Patdown listeners get 10% off the first month of BetterHelp service at Betterhelp.com/PATDOWN - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Patdown is LIVE on the Stereo app and answering listener questions. Be sure to join the Stereo app and follow Ms. Pat, Chris and Deon for the next live episode and to be part of the show. https://stereo.com/comediennemspat https://stereo.com/brightfame4 https://stereo.com/chrisspangle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Writing a TV Show has caused Ms. Pat to realize she has a unique voice. That's true because none of us knew what a "mantra dontics" was. Ms. Pat realizes therapy works. She then tells us about her adventures in corporate America. We end with the whitest thing Chris Spangle has ever said. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We take questions from listeners that need life advice from Ms. Pat. We are joined by her kids as they heckle from the back of the room. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Patdown is LIVE on the Stereo app and answering listener questions. Be sure to join the Stereo app and follow Ms. Pat, Chris and Deon for the next live episode and to be part of the show. https://stereo.com/comediennemspat https://stereo.com/brightfame4 https://stereo.com/chrisspangle Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is having a rough week and White Boy Chris's Thanksgiving meal plan is making it worse. Deon Curry got in a fight with a Hardees worker. While wearing his Stacy Abrams slip on shoes. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We start with a blast from the past that might help us solve the pandemic. We touch on some Election stuff, but nothing too heavy. Deon Curry had a terrible experience on a flight. We talk about a little about weight loss.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat's nose is dripping and brought Chris and Deon a gift! Ms. Pat got heckled AGAIN! Ms. Pat talks about writing her TV show and met Robert Townsend! Ms. Pat talks about the making of the Five Heartbeats. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat and Deon had a wild weekend in Colorado... No, maybe it was Chicago? Oh! It was Atlantic City! They recap the outcome of the 2020 Election. We end with a discussion of Chris's privates after he grinds the show to a screeching halt. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We start with celebrities endorsing Trump and voting (this is not a political episode). Ms. Pat engages in voter suppression against White Boy Chris. Then America's Sweetheart Ms. Pat talks about the world busting her grapes over Bert Kreischer's The Cabin. Woman roasts city council - https://www.facebook.com/chris.spangle/videos/10105530248270204 - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat opens the show asking "what is wrong with the police?" In the wake of the Breonna Taylor verdict. We also talk about handling racist family during the holidays. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat's ex is in the hospital. We talk a little bit about politics and religion. (This was recorded before the first debate). We ask Deon Curry about sexing older women. We get a call from Ms. Pat's brother. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat schools White Boy Chris on Jet Magazine and black music. Deon accidentally discovers German porn. Ms. Pat is outraged by the Falcons. Ms. Pat discovers a new hustle in Atlanta helping travelers. We also try to explain a conspiracy to her. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cardi B is getting a divorce. Carol Baskins is on Dancing with the Stars. Remember the Tiger King part of 2020? Those were the good ole days. We get on small dicks and call Quisha. She has us rolling. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat’s niece is in a viral video. These f’n Falcons. Chris Spangle was the Joe Biden of his pizza place and almost got head from a ghost. He shares his favorite move. Deon Curry almost died in a queef accident. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat has teams positioned around the country and ready to pick up goods off of Facebook Marketplace. She has DIY'd almost all of the house. Her community Facebook group got a little racist and her neighbors whoop'd some ass. She shares a false alarm regarding a shark. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is not teaching the kids anymore so she’s taking on the role of lunch lady. She then shares a ton of details about her upcoming sitcom. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

China is up to funny business by mailing out mysterious packages. Deon shares a video of a wife losing it as her husband's swimming trunks fall off. Ms. Pat shares some pranks from back in the day. It starts at matches and ends with Tom Tom and gun powder. We check in with Ms. Pat's brother. She also shares a story about raising kids that shouldn't be repeated by anyone anywhere ever. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms Pat took a trip to the BMV and it has her contemplating forgery. We have an update on Ms. Pat's jailed brother. She tried to buy him a phone. She once witnessed a sandwich-jacking. Deon Curry has a brand new car. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Quisha got a penis cake and... it was very graphic. Three morgue workers were fired over dick cakes. Donald Trump argues with himself. Ms. Pat learned a lesson that confuses Deon and Chris. Trump takes a test. Ms. Pat pretends to be her husband on the phone. She shares a few details about her love life with Garrett. We talk Saturday morning cartoons and that floozie Smurfette. The leads to a conversation about classic McDonald's commercials and prolapsed vaginas. Then White Boy Chris puts Ms. Pat to sleep. Literally. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat’s vertigo is acting up and reminds her of her one powerful eye. Deon Curry is wearing his mask to be safe. They then explain black hair to White Boy Chris Spangle. She then explains why she is not romantic. Ms. Pat found a door deal and wants to update the garage which leads her to a crazy story from her past. We also talk about the explosion in Lebanon.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat invites Solomon, her Republican appliance repairman, onto the show. Soloman believes that government welfare set him back, so we try to unpack it.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talk about voting. We talk about Kayne West’s questionable views and presidential run. Ms. Pat brings up white people’s problem with minding their own business. Ms. Pat and Deon argue about if personal beliefs can be dumb. We talk about Portland, and Ms. Pat talks about diversity. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat started a Fitbit challenge, but ended up in the hospital thanks to John Paul!! Deon got banned from Facebook for telling the truth.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will Smith got cucked by August. Ms. Pat's friend Kourtlyn Wiggins joins us. She talks about her view of Hollywood and shares some crazy stories about her drug-dealing days. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talk about Trump and his failed rally. We talk about the culture wars and why everyone is mad at each other. We talk about what it took for White Boy Chris Spangle to see things from a different perspective. In the end, we talk about the need for everyone to come together to help each other live our best lives.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We talk the Bubba Wallace noose. Ms. Pat takes a walk in the park and gets harassed by squirrels and hugged by white people. We hear some bs apologies. We hear about a mysterious reappearance of Tupac.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat recently visited Atlanta and was robbed! Deon has new frames on his glasses and Ms. Pat ran into a fan at Walmart. She gets into an argument with a man she was trying to hire.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Quisha joins us for the first time! Ms. Pat tells us about her moist backside. We find out what makes Garrianna's bean jump. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat and Deon Curry can't take Chris Spangle's white ass. Ms. Pat has been doing home remodeling during the pandemic and causes a fuss in the local hardware store. Nikia and Ms. Pat get into a war of words. She tells us about trim sandwiches. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle talk about the death of George Floyd. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A YouTuber returned an adopted child. Nikia stops by and shares the pet names Ms. Pat uses for the family. Her brother calls from jail and has big dreams. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat and Chris Spangle debate a gun shot noise in her suburban neighborhood. She says it is a drive-by. He says someone is building a deck. She then explains home security in the hood. Ms. Pat accuses Deon Curry of beating his meat to sad stories. She also gives us some details on how to save money. (This was recorded in early March.) - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We cover some of Ms. Pat's favorite things. You won't believe her favorite color or what Quisha is selling in her shop. She shares some of her hopes and dreams about her career. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is working on the house and deserves her own HGTV show. Garrianna defends the honor of Twist 'N Shouts while Ms. Pat's mom used to buy chicken asses by the L Bs. Ms. Pat shares some stories about her mom. We find the one good man in her past. We then dive deep into talking about race. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is missing the usually gifts the kids make in school and forgets about another important date. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What’s it like to watch a movie with Ms. Pat? Deon Curry explains. Ms. Pat can’t figure out what she’s trying to say. Ms. Pat had a phone conversation with her ex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat's son caught the coronavirus. She tells the story about picking him up at work, and we call him to find out what COVID-19 feels like. We try to figure out if Stevie Wonder can see. We find out if Ms. Pat and her husband are having pandemic relations. We learn the term "bike cliff." - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How is Garrianna doing with Ms. Pat being home every day all day? Not well. People are being assholes online for clout while spreading Corona. We talk about the President’s pandemic response. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is still painting her house and talks about her son testing positive for corona virus. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat has a phone call from her writer Jordan, but she hung up on him cause he was too gay. We learn birds aren't real. Joe Biden loses it. A cucumber in the most intimate of places kills a woman. We talk about Elvis' death colon. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat checks in to talk about her trick to buying wipes online, more projects around the house and her secret to keeping kids in line. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Deon Curry and Chris Spangle watched Tiger King and explain it to Ms. Pat. That leads her to stories from her past that are just as crazy. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat checks in to talk about her busy week at home painting, cleaning, eating and celebrating her birthday! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is trying to get her money back on a Tom Joyner cruise. She was on a flight where a man was beating it like the LAPD. Ms. Pat won't stop saying a word she shouldn't. Ms. Pat visits the private workshop from the guy on Mythbusters and commits a social faux pas. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We made it to episode 50 and Ms. Pat can't believe it. Her husband had some eye surgery thanks to worms. She says dirt works for wiping. We talk to her daughter Ashley who gets in trouble for cursing. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are one episode away from episode 50! We revisit some of our favorite shows. Ms. Pat is running a FEMA camp in anticipation of COVID-19. Coronavirus is messing everything up. We talk a little about what to expect while making you laugh. We ask if Ms. Pat or Deon would run for President. Also, keep your racism in your car. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ ----- Episode: https://www.dropbox.com/s/0rkqgvzivf49kgx/Patdown-Raggedy.mp3?dl=0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Super Tuesday is over and Mini Mike is out. Ms. Pat will say this about Trump, he’s hilarious. She talks about Diamond and Silk rapping for Trump. A hospital worker was arrested for sucking toes. Ms. Pat tells a story from her childhood about skating rink money you won't forget. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat and Chris Spangle have brand new cars and give some advice on buying a new vehicle. Deon still is driving that same sad ass poor car. But he has four tires, unlike Spangle! We talk a little bit about Trump pardoning people. Garrianna calls Ms. Pat a Republican and then drops the mic on the Democratic field. We find out why you don’t educate your kids. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat and Deon had a fight right before the show began and things began tensely. Chris Spangle spent the day with Ms. Pat thanks to car troubles. Garrianna joins us to break down the recent Democratic debate. Ms. Pat talks about her mom's day and washing clothes by hand as a kid. She once visited family so poor that she even was shocked.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Gwen SomeGodDamnBody has a candle that smells like certain things and Ms. Pat wants to know which scent they based it on. We ask Garrianna if she would tell Ms. Pat about her most intimate details. We discuss the genealogy of Ms. Pat's family, which is screwing up the census. Deon Curry and Chris Spangle explain the Eiffel Tower. Deon brings up another sad story. Ms. Pat can't be your surrogate so don't even ask. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is getting a side hustle to fund a trip for the kids. She tells us how she would deal with a school shooter. Garrianna joins us and roasts tf out of Ms. Pat. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is an episode you’ll never forget. We are live at San Francisco Sketchfest, and one couple has a legendary first date at the show. Ms. Pat calls them on stage to talk about their STDs. Ms. Pat shares more stories about white people not minding their business, her first relationship, and her gonorrhea, crabs and fleas.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are live in San Francisco at Sketchfest! Ms. Pat describes what it’s like to be a guest on Bert Kreischer’s TV show. We spoil the documentary “Don’t F* With Cats.” Deon Curry and White Boy Chris Spangle try to get Ms. Pat ready for her trip to Australia with a language test. Deon depresses the crowd with a sad story. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat begins this episode with some kind words for White Boy Chris Spangle and a post he made. Ms. Pat hit Louisiana like a hurricane and nearly started a race war on the plane there AND in the comedy club. Deon Curry shares a story about build-your-own sex toys. Ms. Pat shares a story about her legs catching faintinism during sex. - WBC's Post - https://www.instagram.com/p/B7dmuG3n3aS/) - Woman in Meijer - https://facebook.com/david.distelrath.9/videos/10215891347257710/ - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kim Kardashian took photos that make her look black, and is being accused of being a culture vulture. Garrianna weighs in on Kim K's darkening over time and interracial relationships. A 911 operator is in deep water after telling a drowning woman to shut up. Ms. Pat learns a click can skeet. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat had a beautifully designed Christmas and she’s already planning next year’s decorations. She traveled to Denver and the altitude messed her up. Ms. Pat got into a fight in an airport over her energy. Ms. Pat and Deon Curry teach White Boy Chris Spangle about two-egg cornbread and ocean perch. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat, Deon Curry and Chris Spangle weigh in on the Colin Kaepernick controversy. Garrianna pops in to share some knowledge about Alex Haley's Roots. They discuss the N word. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat starts the show with a few of her impressions. She responds to the fake kidnapping of a young girl. Deon Curry and Chris Spangle explain pipe organs to her. She shares some insane stories about her uncles Anthony, Tony, and Stoney. A racist cop finds out he's 18% black and then sues his department for racism. Ms. Pat sends a racist text to White Boy Chris's sister in time to cause a ruckus at Christmas. She then outlines her survival strategy in a zombie apocalypse. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is back from the road and her house is a disaster. She went to get the crack babies some Subway, but lost her money. It leads to a conversation on charity. Chris Spangle talks a little bit about his divorce. You'll hear in this episode the moment Deon Curry told Ms. Pat that people were getting stabbed over Popeye's. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat loves Christmas and is making memories for a family she is currently mad at. The group discusses some of their favorite Christmas songs. Ms. Pat then shares that her flow is running from the police. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat has so many white people working in her house that you'd think the cops were raiding the place. One of them is Richard that talks about the time he got shot. Ms. Pat does standup on an airplane while waiting on an old man to get off a plane. Deon Curry keeps passing out on flights. Ms. Pat and Deon played a black club in Memphis, and it was an experience. She dog-walked an entire crowd. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A woman goes into school to beat her child, and Ms. Pat has some thoughts on whoopins. She shares a story about her granddaddy that you’ll never forget. Ms. Pat is excited because the Falcons beat the Saints. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat talks about the time roaches saved her life. She gives advice to white people and black people, mainly stop killing people over Popeyes chicken sandwiches. Garrianna is back and in trouble for cursing. We are back at Ms. Pat’s house so except some kids to get yelled at. She then teaches everyone how to save money while shopping. See Ms. Pat LIVE in St. Louis 11/22 and 11/23 at Blue Room Comedy Club 541 E St Louis St Springfield, MO 65806 For more information or tickets: https://www.blueroomcomedyclub.com/ - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Quisha has been sending Ms. Pat horrible videos including black pastors losing their mind. One included a funeral so bad that Ms. Pat was shocked by it. - Pastor Wilson - https://www.facebook.com/marql/videos/10218612447995733 - Obama vs. Trump - https://www.facebook.com/WeAreLibertarians/videos/547999049292726 - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is back on the road and had a great time in Atlantic City. The crack babies did NOT go trick or treating because Ms. Pat is old and tired. Ms. Pat, White Boy Chris Spangle and Deon Curry address complaining fans of the podcast.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If ever there was an episode where the video is needed, this would be it. We begin with everyone bickering about the video, and it turns into full-fledged arguing by the end. Spangle threatens to "harm it." Deon is dying to talk about Amber Guyger, the Dallas police officer that killed Botham Jean in his own apartment. Ms. Pat talks about the need to forgive those that hurt us. White Boy Chris gets mad at Ms. Pat. Then Deon gets mad at Ms. Pat. Then Ms. Pat gets mad at a little girl that lied about her hair getting cut. Then Deon gets mad at Chris for not watching black movies. The video will be posted on Wednesday.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We begin with our most controversial subject yet: eating babies to save the world. Black girls are threatening to make aggressive love to "White Boy Chris" Spangle. Deon Curry raises events happening in the "trudicial system" with the snitching Tekashi 69. Ms. Pat gives us her guide to good cooking at the Waffle House. Then she gets herself all riled up over the Falcons.  - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat talks about plastic surgery and how it' s bringing down her sex appeal. The gang also discusses the magic of the black beauty parlor. Where you can not only get your hair done but where you can buy anything from half-Asian babies to bootleg DVDs. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat shot her pilot! She tells Deon Curry and Chris Spangle about shooting the pilot of a TV show for Hulu. She talks about kissing a co-star, bullying on set, gifts from agents, and her family visiting in Los Angeles. Deon gets Ms. Pat worked up over her losing Falcons. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat discusses Section 8 Housing not only as a past recipient but also as a present homeowner and landlord. She once she’s a woman on Judge Joe Brown. She also discusses how seeing a woman with a cart full of orange juice almost made her want to vote Republican. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is at war with the birds that live on her porch. She’s flat because she had her mammograms. She asks Garrianna about her click. Ms. Pat discovers whizzinators.   - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat discusses her weekend in New York and making a bomb between her legs. The gang also discusses Anti-vaxxers, church, God, and religion. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat talks about cutting the bs with the RIP cakes. Leave the dead black people alone! She tells an unbelievable story about visiting her mom’s grave, and how she was escorted out of the cemetery. Ms. Pat tells Deon Curry and White Boy Chris Spangle her final wishes. She then begs Garrianna to get what is delicious. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat went to Canada and can't get an American wifi to watch her Handmaid's Tale. She explains the show to Deon Curry and Chris Spangle. She explains how she'd turn her click into an MMA fighter to fight back. Ms. Pat talks about knowing a family member's home was nasty when the roaches crawled on her as a way to escape. She tells us about ghetto dry cleaning, and when she realized that she might be poor. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat opens the podcast by taunting White Boy Chris Spangle. She then proposes jail time for anyone that licks Blue Bell Ice Cream. Deon Curry blows everyone's mind with a fact about vanilla ice cream. Ms. Pat explains why you can't live with hate in your heart. Ms. Pat debuts the next smash hit: "The Food Stamps Here." Ms. Pat and Deon try to set White Boy Chris up with Quisha's sister. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ ----- Episode: https://www.dropbox.com/s/qt7v5kbjpqyp89x/020-Patdown-NayNay.mp3?dl=0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat takes on not vaccinating children after Deon Curry had a friend announce she was an anti-vaxxer. Ms. Pat explains where she messed up as a mom. A man in Indian began sprouting hundreds of teeth. Jeffrey Epstein died in jail and the crew debates if he committed suicide. Ms. Pat shares one of the wildest business models she's heard of. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One of Ms. Pat's babies makes a memorable appearance. A pastor from Zimbabwe is selling to tickets to heaven, and Ms. Pat has some thoughts. Deon Curry wonders how much Ms. Pat's ticket to heaven would be. Find out what mega pastor Ms. Pat thinks is super F___able. Chris Spangle explains white teenagers floating across the ocean in pods. Ms. Pat then floats the idea of taking her family camping, and Garrianna and the family say no. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is at the house and these kids won't shut up. The ghetto mom comes out at Ashely, Nikia, and Garrianna. White Boy Chris Spangle gets some too. Everyone debates if the cop that tased a 65-year-old woman was too aggressive or not. Then Ms. Pat quizzes White Boy Chris on black films. Turns out, he's white af. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It is the first live recording of the Patdown! Ms. Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle take the stage at the Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal, Canada in front of a live audience. Deon had some issues getting his passport, and White Boy Chris had some issues sharing a room with Deon. We welcome our first guest and it is comedic legend Howie Mandell. Ms. Pat then asks him things he's never been asked in an interview. - Get the Crack Baby T-Shirt! https://www.mspatcomedy.com/product/crack-baby-t-shirt/ - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat takes a trip to New York City and pays the price with chaffed thighs. Beyonce inspires Ms. Pat to think about going back to a historically black college. She talks about the greatest meal she's ever had and working as a chimney sweep as a child. She recounts the time her mother killed her best friend Coo-coo. Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, and Garrianna all stare in disbelief as Ms. Pat shares the food of her childhood.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Wondery’s The Moment, hosted by comedian Ingrid Haas, explores some epic real life romances to find the answers to our toughest relationship questions. From a Taylor Swift intervention, to getting betrothed by a horse, this podcast is your real life Rom-Com. Listen now at wondery.fm/pat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat explains edges to White Boy Chris Spangle. He then shares the time he went to a black barbershop. Deon Curry wants everyone to tip. By popular demand, we cover black Ariel. Nikia calls in and mocks Ms. Pat's wig. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat's son Nikia join the podcast, and gets yelled at for quoting his mom. Ms. Pat wants to lock up a middle schooler in "Guametomal Bay." Deon Curry accidentally got labeled a gang member by his school thanks to the WWE. Garrianna claims Ms. Pat gets her wigs from the bottom of cereal boxes. We are back at the house so prepare for some crack babies to get yelled at. - Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdown - Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdown - Website: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat took White Boy Chris Spangle to Los Angeles, and blew his mind. She talks about going on the Joe Rogan Experience. Garrianna is back and can't stop watching the Jeffersons. Deon Curry calls Quisha with an opportunity to buy him dinner. Facebook Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/patdownPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/patdownWebsite: https://www.mspatcomedy.com/ Instagram:Ms. Pat: https://www.instagram.com/comediennemspat/Quisha: https://www.instagram.com/damnquisha/Ashley: https://www.instagram.com/imher_type/Deon: https://www.instagram.com/BrightFame4/Chris: https://www.instagram.com/cspangle/Garrianna: https://www.instagram.com/garriannalee/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat can't believe a friend wants to wait until marriage and thinks the man ought to be the breadwinner. She talks about being a young mother and learning to breastfeed while dealing pre-natal vitamins. Deon Curry, Chris Spangle, and Ms. Pat debate if it was right or wrong for Future to cancel a woman's flight home when she wouldn't give it up. She then tells a story about swerving a certified AIDS-free college guy at age 12.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This show sets off a debate for the ages: Is it Daddy Long Legs or Grandaddy Long Legs? Ms. Pat gives sex advice to Chik-Fil-A homeschoolers, asks what happened to the Olsen Twins face, and Deon Curry and Chris Spangle don't believe her that nose magnets cure a lazy eye.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this weeks episode Ms.Pat, Deon Curry, and Chris Spangle talk about phone scammers, burning men, and stealing T.V's. Ms. Pat also teaches the gang a new word, Bangladack.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat talks about Ayesha Curry wanting more male attention and Ana and Elsa are building a different type of snowman.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat and the gang discusses abortion and women's rights on, she also discusses the time she almost caught the Holy Ghost, and she gives us the secret on how to get a big butt and titties the cheap way. The gang also discusses the death penalty and the justice system in this jam-packed episode.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat imagines Game of Thrones if it was black and talks about her love of Black Pussy... incense. Ms. Pat also solves the 130-year mystery surrounding Jack the Ripper and his killing spree.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat is losing weight and having her first period in years. Aunt Flo ain’t playin’ and her gynecologist hates her because she loves to get fully nude when getting examined. We then examine whether or not Jesus existed.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat tells stories about helping her special Uncle Cecil, her insane family funerals, playing “illegal knees.” We also try to understand what language Ms. Pat speaks.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat opens the episode in an unforgettable way. Then she and Deon Curry explain the documentary Abducted in Plain Sight to "White Chris" Spangle.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat shares her thoughts on an ex-frat president that got no jail time for rape. Ms. Pat then explains what she was doing in the 1990's and her life in Atlanta to Chris Spangle. She shares her thoughts on the documentary Surviving R Kelly and the #MeToo movement. She then shares how she learned to tell her own truth after being assaulted while writing her book Rabbit.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ms. Pat and her producer Chris Spangle introduce the Patdown. After appearing on podcasts hosted by Joe Rogan, Marc Maron, Ari Shaffir, Tom Segura, and Eddie Ifft, Ms. Pat decided to start her own. She explains what it is like to appear on a podcast and have her career pop. Ms. Pat discusses her career in standup comedy, writing her autobiography Rabbit, and shooting her ex-boyfriend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices