A podcast for the post-hope generation. Each episode has a companion 30min+ Bitesize episode where David and David (plus the occasional guest) discuss their chocolate topped and soggy biscuits of the week. Get them at patreon.com/definitelyhuman
Gingerbread Houses
David and David review Gingerbread Houses and come to a surprising conclusion about what the future might hold for them and IWGBRP.Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhumanElves Workshop by Simon Folwar Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/24/2023 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 42 seconds
Butter Cookies
David and David review Royal Dansk Butter Cookies and come to a realistic conclusion about dreams. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/29/2023 • 1 hour, 10 minutes
Viscount
David and David review Lyons Viscount and come to a horrifying conclusion about nostalgia.Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/31/2023 • 1 hour, 11 minutes
Fortune Cookies
David and David review Fortune Cookies and come to a balanced conclusion about the universe.Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/30/2023 • 1 hour
Macarons
David and David review Macarons de Pauline and come to an aspirational conclusion about their career prospects.Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/28/2023 • 1 hour
Nutter Butter
David and David review Nabisco's Nutter Butter and come to an awesome conclusion about having it all. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/28/2023 • 1 hour
Wafer Sticks
David and David review Feiny Biscuits Wafer Sticks and come to opposite conclusions about work-life balance. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/29/2023 • 1 hour
Nutella Biscuits
David and David review Nutella Biscuits and come to a shocking conclusion about our (alleged) robot overlords. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/26/2023 • 1 hour
Jammie Dodgers
David and David review Burton’s Jammie Dodgers and come to a mischievous conclusion about living normally.Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/28/2023 • 1 hour
Tim Tam
David and David review Arnott's Tim Tam and come to a humbling conclusion about their authentic selves. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/24/2023 • 1 hour
Malvinas Coco
David and David review Malvinas Coco and come to a pre-hopeful conclusion about the unknown. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/24/2023 • 1 hour
Shortbread
David and David review Walkers Shortbread fingers and come to a life-changing conclusion about their destiny. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/27/2023 • 1 hour
Petit Beurre
David and David review the Véritable Petit Beurre and come to a triumphant conclusion about the IWGBRP #EmptyBliss empire. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/12/2022 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 58 seconds
Gold
David and David review McVitie's Gold bars and come to a surprising conclusion about what the future might hold for them and IWGBRP. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/12/2018 • 47 minutes, 20 seconds
Chips Ahoy!
David and David review Chips Ahoy! and come to a powerful conclusion about who they want to be. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2/5/2018 • 46 minutes, 53 seconds
Malted Milks
David and David review Malted Milks and wonder what unassuming guest has come to lead them into the darkness. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/29/2018 • 44 minutes, 45 seconds
Lotus Biscoff
David and David review Lotus Biscoffs and come to an ego killing conclusion about who the real bad guys are. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/22/2018 • 43 minutes, 22 seconds
Barnum's Animals Crackers
David and David review Barnum's Animals Crackers and come to a rousing conclusion about the need to destroy their long term enemies. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/15/2018 • 46 minutes, 23 seconds
Garibaldi
David and David review Garibaldi biscuits AKA “fly graveyards” and come to an exciting conclusion about how YOU can improve your biscuit experiences today. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/8/2018 • 44 minutes, 33 seconds
Biscuit rose de Reims
David and David are joined by Maximillian John to review Fossier Biscuits Rose de Reims, and come to a buzzing conclusion about how to achieve bliss in 2018. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1/1/2018 • 44 minutes, 25 seconds
Mince Pies Future
David and David are joined by a Christmas... thing (Tom Dalling) to review Harrods Classic Mince Pies With Brandy and Heston from Waitrose Spiced Shortcrust Mince Pies Lemon, and come to a motivating conclusion about Christmas. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/25/2017 • 48 minutes, 16 seconds
Mince Pies Present
David and David are joined by a special ghost (Mathew Woodcock) to review Iceland Luxury Mince Pies and Sainsbury’s Deep Fill Mince Pies, and come to a low level appreciation of the Christmas spirit. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/18/2017 • 43 minutes, 58 seconds
Mince Pies Past
David and David are joined by a spectral guest (Lexie McDougall) to review Co-op Bakery Shortcrust Mince Pies and Mr Kipling “Merry” Mince Pies and come to a roundabout view of a merry Christmas. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/11/2017 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 41 seconds
Rich Tea
David and David are joined by Charlie May to review Rich Tea biscuits, and come to a musical conclusion about class. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12/4/2017 • 44 minutes, 35 seconds
Glico Bisco
David and David respectfully review Biscos from the Glico corporation and come to a mysterious conclusion about the future. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/27/2017 • 45 minutes, 58 seconds
Nice
David and David review Nice biscuits and come to a depressing conclusion about the difficulty of peace and the ease of war. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/20/2017 • 39 minutes, 38 seconds
Biscotti
David and David review a Biscotti *does pinched fingers things* and come to a confusing conclusion about postcards and being a "mind adventurer". Get an extra 40mins of David and David of discussing highs and lows of the week, including medieval lighting, the best history podcast in the world and more in IWGBRP Bitesize https://www.patreon.com/definitelyhuman/posts?tag=IWGBRP Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/13/2017 • 47 minutes, 5 seconds
Ginger Nuts
David and David review a Sainsbury's Ginger Snap (nut, it's the same thing), and come to a depressing conclusion about ageing. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11/6/2017 • 42 minutes, 38 seconds
DIY Gingerbread Kit
David and David review two Co-op Halloween-themed DIY Gingerbread Kits and come to a spooky conclusion about the dangers of novelties. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/30/2017 • 51 minutes, 57 seconds
Chocolate Dipped Viennese Fingers
David and David review a Marks & Spencer premium biscuit, and come to a depressing conclusion about moving up in the world. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/22/2017 • 49 minutes, 2 seconds
Pink Wafers
David and David are joined by Matthew Woodcock to review pink wafers, and come to an uplifting conclusion about being disappointed by the past. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/15/2017 • 45 minutes, 28 seconds
Maryland Chocolate Chip Cookies
David and David review the Maryland Chocolate Chip Cookie, and come to a depressing conclusion about trying to change things. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/8/2017 • 41 minutes, 33 seconds
Fig Rolls
David and David are joined by Tom Dalling to review the ancient fig roll, and come to a confusing conclusion about rating things. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/24/2017 • 42 minutes, 55 seconds
Choco Leibniz
David and David review Choco Leibniz and come to a depressing conclusion about love and infatuation. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/10/2017 • 41 minutes, 45 seconds
Bourbon Creams
David and David review Bourbons Creams and come to a depressing conclusion about the Spanish royal family and themselves. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/27/2017 • 43 minutes, 32 seconds
Hobnobs
David and David review Hobnobs and come to a depressing conclusion about their expectations. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/13/2017 • 45 minutes, 59 seconds
Oreos
David and David review America’s Cookie™, the Oreo, and come to a depressing conclusion about life in Britain. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/30/2017 • 51 minutes, 47 seconds
Milk Chocolate Digestives
David and David review one of Britain’s most popular biscuits, McVitie's Milk Chocolate Digestive, and come to a depressing conclusion about themselves. Support The International Worldwide Global Biscuit Review Podcast on Patreon at patreon.com/definitelyhuman Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.