The Beef is back with special guests. While the beef ladies are away, Gary called an audible and brought in Lee and Leah from They Must Be Destroyed On Sight Podcast to talk two more titles from the Cannon catalog. We go post apocalyptical with America 3000 and the upbeat but pseudo-religious experience The Apple. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Torchy’s boys are back after a long absence to ride, do some hard drugs and reminisce with a legendary gunfighter. We join Bill, Jane and array of Walter Hill regulars as he struggles to keep a hold on his addictions, his women, his struggling eyesight and his past catching up to him. This features Jeff Bridges as the titular Wild Bill, Ellen Barkin, James Gammon, David Arquette, John Hurt and James Remar. The post Last Call At Torchy’s #16 : Wild Bill (1995) first appeared on LegionPodcasts.

iris and Gary sit down with some skunk beer and some fried chicken to tell a tale about deplorable people. After a family hires a crooked cop to kill a hated relative, they endure psychological and physical trauma all in the pursuit of minimal riches and a whole lot of tragedy. Matthew Mcconaughey, Juno Temple and Emile Hirsh stars in William Friedkin’s Killer Joe. The post Cinema Beef Podcast Beef Ends : Killer Joe (2011) first appeared on Legion.

Ricky and Gary were late to release this one because we have been getting our chakras in order. We have been training hard with these crazy monks learning our ball handling skills. When a rag tag team of former monks get an opportunity at glory on the soccer field, they use their mystical powers to battle the opposition and beat Team Evil in gravity defying fashion. This stars the great Steven Chow who is the star of Kung Fu Hustle. Put on your busted cleats and light your smoke. No red cards allowed in this match. The post Look What You Did #2 : Shaolin Soccer first appeared on Legion.

Iris, Suzanne and Gary are back and we’re feeling furry with excitement. On this one, we talk about the horned up exploits of sexy shapeshifters. When a troubled couple go hang with other white folks in the woods, they soon discover that their getaway houses a legion of werewolves in The Howling. Next up, you get horned up cat people looking for love and life forces in the Stephen King scribed Mick Garris directed Sleepwalkers. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Were So Horny (The Howling/Sleepwalkers) first appeared on Legion.

Cameron and Gary are on this one and they tackle a gem here. Typical story. Family goes out into space and finds a wreckage. They take on the last survivor who they nurse back to life. Little do they know that their new boarder is looking for love and possibly a whole lot of bloodshed. Richard Grieco, Corbin Bernsen and Edie McClurg star in this installment of Roger Corman’s long line of horror and sci-fi films he did for Showtime. Take your protein pills and put your condom on. It’s gonna get weird. The post Cinema Beef : Burnt Ends #2 : Circuit Breaker aka Inhumanoid first appeared on Legion.

The Torchy’s boys are back and we are riding side saddle with a true native legend. This is a mostly true retelling of Geronimo and his Apache people’s surrender to the US Government and the struggle of both sides through battles and constant mistrust. Wes Studi, Gene Hackman, Jason Patric, Matt Damon and Robert Duvall in Mr. Hill’s decent attempt at an epic featuring writing credits by John Milius and an accompanying epic score by Ry Cooter. The post Last Call At Torchy’s #15 : Geronimo : An American Legend (1993) first appeared on Legion.

Suzanne and Gary are back after an unwanted hiatus to bring you two reviews of films that are completely different. It’s a favorite things episode. First up, we dive into the devil’s goo with John Carpenter’s take on theology and the science that may bring on the end of the world with Prince of Darkness. 20 years later, we needed a hero and that hero will wear a cape and ride a motorbike. We cover Hot Rod from 2007. Glad to be back, beefers. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Favorite Things #1 first appeared on Legion.

Ricky and Gary ride their motorcars straight into the past apocalypse as we start our loving tribute to our friend Johnny with these shows. We start is out with a bang and a boob (just one) with Joe D’Amato dipping his toes into the illustrious world of the Mad Max rip-off 2020 Texas Gladiators aka Endgame from 1983. The post Look What You Did #1.5 : 2020 Texas Gladiators first appeared on Legion.

Original Cinema Quad Poster – Movie Film Posters The Torchy’s boys are back and we are traveling in search of riches and some ghetto shenanigans. Walter Hill takes us on a journey to East St. Louis where two firefighters are hoping to strike it rich. They get ahold of a map that leads them to an old factory and some high powered gangstas. Will they escape with the gold or lose their heads? William Sadler, Bill Paxton, Ice-T, Ice Cube and our favorite Art Evans star in Trespass from 1992. The post first appeared on Legion.

Join Gary Hill and Ricky Morgan (Doctor Movie) for another feature discussion where we had to gather our wits and banter to discuss this underseen tournament fighting movie. When Alex gets booted out of the fencing community for accidently killing a guy, he is recruited by a mystery man to fight in Ring Of Steel which is an underground sword fighting league where they fight to the death. Sometimes. Look for it for free on YouTube. Next up, we are going Italian Mad Max ripoff with 2020 Texas Gladiators! The post Cinema Beef Burnt Ends : Ring Of Steel (1994) first appeared on Legion.

The Torchy’s boys are riding with Jack and Reggie once again. This time they have 48 hours to figure who a drug lord is while dodging shady businessmen, shady women and a ruthless biker gang led by Andrew Divoff. Head over to the Legion Patreon for more goodies!!! The post Last Call At Torchy’s #13 : Another 48 Hours (1990) first appeared on Legion.

Iris and Gary are back again. This time to talk corruption, sexual assault, lady mullets, deviant lesbian lifestyles, filthy aquarium water, shower etiquette and two of the greatest genre casts ever assembled. We celebrate Raquel Welch with Hannie Caulder featuring Ernest Borgnine, Strother Martin, Jack Elam and Christopher Lee. Then, we celebrate Stella Stevens with one of exploitation jams in Chained Heat featuring Linda Blair, Sybil Danning, John Vernon, John Vernon’s fuck palace, Henry Silva, Tamara Dobson and many more naked naked things. Both of these featured actresses recently passed and left a legacy of great credits. Dive into the hot tub and join us. Don’t mind the ring around the rim. It’s just the warden’s seasoning. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Even Bombshells Get Angry (Hannie Caulder/Chained Heat) first appeared on Legion.

The Torchy’s boys are back and we are going under the knife to get some revenge. When Johnny is double crossed in a robbery, he is coaxed into rehabilitation and some major surgery. Now with a new identity, Johnny is after his betrayers with a ruthless lawman on his back. Scott Wilson, Morgan Freeman and one of the best and most sleeveless Lance Henriksen also star in Johnny Handsome. The post Last Call at Torchy’s #12 : Johnny Handsome (1989) first appeared on Legion.

This is the first in a series of reviews to ramp up the Fleas and Flicks Charity Auction coming this weekend. We are doing that by reviewing a bunch of Disney animal classics. First up, when a psychic feline is stranded on earth, it is up to two scientists and a beer guzzling friend to prep his ship and get him home while avoiding the government and a genuine super villain. Jake is The Cat From Outer Space! The post Countdown to Fleas and Flicks : The Cat From Outer Space (1978) first appeared on Legion.

Iris and I get together to do two films with one thing in common. They have two characters called Little Bill. Hence the title. See what we did there. We cover a late but great western from Clint Eastwood featuring Gene Hackman as the dastardly sheriff of Big Whisky in Unforgiven and we talk about sad horny and high dudes and one lonely cameraman with a whorish wife in Paul Thomas Anderson’s Boogie Nights. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : The Little Bill Double Bill (Unforgiven/Boogie Nights) first appeared on Legion.

Iris and Gary are back with the beef and we’re headed into your frontal lobes for two films where people literally get into each others heads. Subconsciously of course. We cover 1984’s Dreamscape featuring Dennis Quaid, Max Von Sydow and Christopher Plummer. We chase that with J-Lo invading the mind of a tortured killer in The Cell from 2000. The audio is a little wonky on this so bear with us. Keep calm and beef on! The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Running Through My Mind (Dreamscape/The Cell) first appeared on Legion.

Gary and Suzanne are blessed to be joined by special guests Cort Psyops, Derek Bourgeois, Ricky Morgan and Jeffery Martin to close out the last show of the our trio of shows celebrating our 9th year of podcasting. Join us for the last two Christopher Guest reviews, a crippled theater featuring a lame robot and gang violence and X’s and my evaluation of flawed men and the folly of early 90s alt bands. The beef is stuffed. Dig in! The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Beefaversary Year 9 Part Three first appeared on Legion.

The boys are back to liven up your weekend when we travel to Mills Basin with the Black Roses. When a small town is graced with the presence of an up and coming band, all the kids in town start to get horny and a little big homicidal. They are under the influence of rock and roll and some gnarly demons. It’s up to one teacher to save the kids with some poetry, sweater logic and good old fashioned Canadian road flares. This is John Fasano’s Black Roses. Stream along with us. As of this release, it is on Shudder. SUBMIT TO DAMIEN!!!!!!! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Black Roses (1988) first appeared on Legion.

Lee Russell is back on the beef to bring you our long awaited and half-assed attempt to follow-up our tribute to fine character actor Michael J. Pollard. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Dirty Mikey and the Girls (The Legend Of Frenchie King/Dirty Little Billy) first appeared on Legion.

The two drink crew is back from a long hiatus with one we recorded a while ago. This one is hard to explain. Watch it for psychics, telekinetic tykes, wild birds, space Jesus and more! You get all this and more with The Visitor. Watch along with us and maybe you can tell us what the plot is. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Visitor (1979) first appeared on Legion.

The beef crew is back and it’s gonna get uncomfortable. We are covering two films where ghosts do unsavory things to women with The Legend of Hell House and The Entity. We are glad to be back for sure. Thanks for your support. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Non-Consensual Specters first appeared on Legion.

The Torchy’s boys are back and they are hitting Chicago but doing it the Solviet way. We join Arnold Schwarzenegger who is thrust from his homeland and into the windy city to get the psycho who killed his partner and is threatening to take his drug ring to both shores. Did I mention he has to team up with a meatball Chicago cop played by Jim Belushi. Join us as we discuss this delightful culture clash with that Walter Hill flavor that we know and love. The post Last Call At Torchy’s #11 : Red Heat (1988) first appeared on Legion.

Cinema Beef is back to give you a morsel of the chicken persuasion. Cameron and Gary discuss Monte Hellman’s controversial tale of one man’s passion for the fowl in Cockfighter from 1974. Warren Oates stars as Frank who is a mute who’s only motivation is his next hustle and this brutal sport that pits rooster vs. rooster. We will discuss this great character study with an unfortunate penchant for animal cruelty. If you are sensitive about this subject, we apologize ahead of time. The beef is back! The post Cinema Beef Burnt Ends : Cockfighter (1974) first appeared on Legion.

The Torchy’s boys are going south of the border to find a good woman and possibly walk away rich. In this edition, Nick Nolte plays a Texas Ranger torn between the woman he loves and a ruthless drug dealer and old friend who has eyes for her as well. In the meantime, a group of mercenaries are after the drug loot and possibly saving American freedoms. Maybe. This has a stacked cast that also includes Powers Boothe, Clancy Brown and Micheal Ironside. It’s Extreme Prejudice from 1987. It’s a fun one. The post Last Call At Torchy’s #10 : Extreme Prejudice (1987) first appeared on Legion.

The boys are back and we are traveling with just our suitcases and guitars to learn some Delta blues the hard way. When bright eyed musician Eugene Martone gets the hankering for looking for last tune of Robert Johnson, he enlists an aging blues man and they hit the road to find it. Lessons are learned and motives are shown that have connections to old scratch himself. Ralph Macchio, Jon Seneca and Jamie Gertz star in Crossroads from 1986. The post Last Call At Torchy’s #9 : Crossroads (1986) first appeared on Legion.

It’s Kyle’s pick this time around and he picked a real winner. Just think if you took the movie within a movie in Demons and mixed it with The Goonies. That’s Lamberto Bava’s Graveyard Disturbance in a nutshell. Join these crazy kids as they search for hidden treasure whilst meeting all kinds of wild beings along the way. Watch with us with the link provided. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Graveyard Disturbance first appeared on Legion.

The Beefaverasry is back with 3 reviews that include two more entries in the Christopher Guest universe. We are joined by special guests Mr. Venom and Bo Ransdell for Best in Show and Smokeshow Scott Crawford joins us for A Mighty Wind. Also, look for a new Crippled Theater featuring Ricky Morgan and Mr. No Legs. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Beefaversary Part 2 (Best In Show/Mr. No Legs/A Mighty Wind) first appeared on Legion.

The Two Drink crew round on back to the planet Gor for a second time to talk through Outlaw Of Gor from 1987. When our hero is summoned back to Gor, his unassuming friend and him are framed for murder and this only leads them on uneventful adventures. It is fortified with at least 40 percent Jack Palance so there’s that. Join us next time for the Hong Kong robocop rip off Robotrix. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Outlaw Of Gor (1987) first appeared on Legion.

With a cast of many, we celebrate the 8th year of the Beef with extra large helpings of Christopher Guest and some tasty extras. Part one includes guests Mr. Venom, Jeffrey X Martin and Ricky Morgan. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Beefaversary Part 1 (This Is Spinal Tap/Master Of The Flying Guillotine/Waiting For Guffman) first appeared on Legion.

The Torchy’s boys fall into some money and tackle this Richard Pryor jam. The skinny is a minor league pitcher falls into a bunch of money but there is a catch involved. He has to spend it all in 30 days with nothing left. John Candy, Pat Hingle and a whole slew of faces you know show up in this. Up next, we go on the road with Lightning Boy with Crossroads. The post Last Call Of Torchy’s #8 : Brewster’s Millions (1985) first appeared on Legion.

The return of Two Drink brings you a tale of high adventure. Well. Less adventure with more hairy men. When a college professor gets ahold of an artifact, it transports him to the planet Gor. A land where shoulder pads are everywhere and the headgear is bonkers. The prof is tasked to become one of the brave warriors so they can recover a glowing rock that was stolen by Ollie Reed and his crew. Genre legends Paul Smith, Jack Palance (for 2 minutes) and douche bag Arnold Vosloo shine in this sword and sandal turd. Watch with us with the link below! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Gor (1987) first appeared on Legion.

The Torchy’s boys are back to discuss a favorite of Gary’s but a first time watch for one of us with the motor-driven, leather clad, two-fisted rock and roll fable from Streets Of Fire from 1984. This tells the tale of Tom Cody (Michael Pare) who is an ex-soldier who is called back home to rescue his ex-girlfriend (Diane Lane) when she is kidnapped by The Bombers who are a ruthless biker gang led by Raven Shaddock. (Willem Dafoe) Along with her shady manager (Rick Moranis) and a street smart mercenary (Amy Madigan), they shoot and burn their way through to make it home for a final showdown. We talk about many things including Muppets on this edition that will have you sweating buckets without being hot. The post Last Call At Torchy’s #7 : Streets Of Fire (1984) first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to the world of Yor. Where massive lizards bite, the men are extra hairy and laser blasts are a thing because aliens………This is just the thing to bring Two Drink back to form. Gary is joined by Cameron Scott and Willis Wheeler to watch Reb Brown slay beasts and neanderthals alike in this strange but enjoyable epic. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Yor, The Hunter From The Future (1983) first appeared on Legion.

We are a literal chain of fools on the latest edition. Iris and Gary are joined by Jerry Cortez aka Mr. Venom to discuss two films where prisoners are on the run and chained together. When two inmates escape from a prison transport, they are forced to fight opposition and their own racial tensions. Sidney Poitier and Tony Curtis star in The Defiant Ones. Then, Pam Grier and Margaret Markov make a run from their abusive and very hot prison digs to plot against a slimy pimp/drug kingpin and possibly start a revolution. We get two days in the hotbox with our review of Black Mama, White Mama from 1973. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Tethered Pursuit (The Defiant Ones 1958/Black Mama, White Mama 1973) first appeared on Legion.

The Torchy’s boys head to California for this installment when we cover the flick that boomed the buddy cop genre into high gear with 48 Hours. Nick Nolte is a hard nosed cop who’s dealing with two escaped baddies. He needs the help of Reggie Hammond (Eddie Murphy) to find these cop killers and have some animosity and laughs along the way. This film brings back Walter Hill alums James Remar, Sonny Landham, Peter Jason and Brion James back into the fold. The hits and the gunfire are aplenty in this gem. The post Last Call At Torchy’s #6 : 48 Hours (1982) first appeared on Legion.

Gary and special guests Lee Russell, Leah Hardy and Cameron Scott discuss two homage films…..call em ripoffs of the most popular possesion film that most people love but a majority of the panel hates. They are aping The Exorcist as we cover Abby and Beyond The Door both from the great year of 1974. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Already Been Spewed (Beyond The Door/Abby) first appeared on Legion.

The Beefers are back and are gonna make a withdrawal from the bank of paranoia and deception with these two features. Iris and Gary are joined by Mike White of The Projection Booth to discuss two films about finding large sums of dirty money and the consequences of taking it. In A Simple Plan, two brothers and their buddy find a duffle bag full of loot whilst on a hunt. Mistrust, desperation and death all become a factor in the gem starring Bill Paxton, Billy Bob Thornton and some other greats in this underseen Sam Raimi classic. Then, The Coen Brothers give us one of their best efforts with Josh Brolin being persued by a most menacing Javier Bardem over a large sum of money and just general integrity. You know because a psychopath has to have integrity. Tommy Lee Jones, Woody Harrelson and some other wonderful actors star in No Country For Old Men. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Take The Money Then Blood (A Simple Plan/No Country For Old Men) first appeared on Legion.

Join Gary and Iris for some stale nog or possibly an Irish coffee while we discuss two films in which two delinquents become unlikely stars in their respective or disrespectful forms of media only to fall from mediocrity. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Certifiable Idols first appeared on Legion.

Change out of your civies and load up your blanks. The Torchy’s boys are hitting the swamps of Louisiana with Jamie Sammons of Horror In The House Of Sammons to discuss Southern Comfort from 1981. When a group of National Guardsmen go on some tactical maneuvers in the backwoods of Louisiana, they start to mess with the natural order of things and piss off some locals. They start getting picked off one by one fighting hypothermia, hillbilly trap-fu and ace backwoods shooters. Look for our bonus episode coming Tuesday on the 1971 classic Deliverance. The post Last Call At Torchy’s : Southern Comfort (1981) first appeared on Legion.

We are back in the fires of the boiler room once again with two installments of this hit anthology series. In Missing Persons, a girl with a heavy past is forced to babysit two brats while fighting the urge to eat everything in the house including the brats. This leads to a story about the brats’ father wanting a brand new life following an auto wreck. In The Light At The End Of The Tunnel, a loser that is afraid of the dark is forced into a job in the sewer leading into a story about a sleazy store owner forced to live his own nightmare. The post Burning For Springwood #10 (Missing Persons and The Light At The End Of The Tunnel) first appeared on Legion.

The Beef crew are back with Gary, Suzanne, Iris and special guest Derek Borgeois to throw on our parkas and go out into the cold for two features that include shapeshifters that brave the elements to terrorize people in Horror Express starring Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing and John Carpenter’s The Thing featuring Kurt Russell, Keith David and Wilford Brimley. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Who Can It Beast Now (Horror Express and The Thing ’82) first appeared on Legion.

Derek, Gary and special guest Suzanne call in some favors and some demons and hitch a ride to Connecticut to cover Tim Burton’s classic tale of loss and possession with 1988’s Beetlejuice. The post Blood From The Core Bridge and Tunnel #2 : Beetlejuice first appeared on Legion.

The gang from Torchy’s mount up with the James/Younger Gang for Walter Hill’s horse abusing, saloon slinging story of brotherly love with The Long Riders from 1980. This tells the tale of end of the gang where they are dodging the law, evading those pesky Pinkertons and chasing that sweet dream. And the women. Yes the women. It has an all star cast including Stacy and James Keach, Robert and Keith Carradine, Nicolas and Christopher Guest and Dennis and Randy Quaid. Not to mention some Walter Hill regulars and some veteran western actors. W/ Lee Russell, Cameron Scott and Gary Hill. The post Last Call At Torchy’s : The Long Riders (1980) first appeared on Legion.

Iris and Gary have gone back to the butcher shop and have turned up the cold to bring you two reviews featuring the mythical frozen creature known as the yeti. We do that with a yeti stalking college students with Shriek of the Mutilated and with an Italian/Canadian King Kong rip off being Yeti : Giant Of The 20th Century The post Cinema Beef Podcast : He’s Got Yeti Davis Eyes (Shriek Of The Mutilated/Yeti : Giant of the 20th Century) first appeared on Legion.

Day 21 is here and I am going back to the UK again. This time a scientist with a deadly secret foils Peter Cushing while men are dying all around him. How are they dying? You guessed it. A giant, shapeshifting moth person! It is much more dull than it sounds. Look for me again tomorrow with Man Beast! The post 31 Days Of Howling Beasts Day 21 : The Blood Beast Terror (1968) first appeared on Legion.

Hey beefers! What happens when I get behind? You get a whole buffet of beastly reviews featuring an array of baddies including Satan himself. This episode has alien devices, deadly animals, transforming cannibals and more camp than you can handle. Guest curators include Dave James Parker, Cort Psyops, Neil Lemoi, Derek Bourgeois, Jerry Herring and Jerry Cortes. Sink your teeth into 90 minutes of fun and terror! The post 31 Days Of Howling Beasts 7 Pack (Days 14-20) first appeared on Legion.

Hey beefers! What happens when I get behind? You get a whole buffet of beastly reviews featuring an array of baddies including Satan himself. This episode has alien devices, deadly animals, transforming cannibals and more camp than you can handle. Guest curators include Dave James Parker, Cort Psyops, Neil Lemoi, Derek Bourgeois, Jerry Herring and Jerry Cortes. Sink your teeth into 90 minutes of fun and terror! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hey Legion people! Sorry I was a away for a few days but here’s a series of mini reviews including spoiler free reviews of the first episodes of the brand new Chucky and Day of the Dead series from me and one king sized one from Gav Hoare of The Podcast On Haunted Hill. The post 31 Days of Howling Beasts Days 11-13 (The Beast In The Cellar/Beast Of Blood/The Beast In Heat) first appeared on Legion.

Hey Legion people! Sorry I was a away for a few days but here’s a series of mini reviews including spoiler free reviews of the first episodes of the brand new Chucky and Day of the Dead series from me and one king sized one from Gav Hoare of The Podcast On Haunted Hill. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Day 10 goes to the zoo with special guest Dan Bone of The Podcast On Haunted Hill carrying the feed bag on this one. What happens when PCP gets into the water supply at a zoo? Mass carnage all over the streets. YOu get all this and more in Wild Beasts from 1984. Look for another solo review tomorrow from me covering The Beast In The Cellar. Watch Wild Beasts with the link below. The post 31 Days Of Howling Beasts Day 10 : Wild Beasts (1984) first appeared on Legion.

Day 10 goes to the zoo with special guest Dan Bone of The Podcast On Haunted Hill carrying the feed bag on this one. What happens when PCP gets into the water supply at a zoo? Mass carnage all over the streets. YOu get all this and more in Wild Beasts from 1984. Look for another solo review tomorrow from me covering The Beast In The Cellar. Watch Wild Beasts with the link below. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Day 9 of 31 Days of Howling Beasts takes us down south to Mexico to find the mysterious but adorable Beast Of Hollow Mountain. The post 31 Days Of Howling Beasts Day 9 : The Beast Of Hollow Mountain (1956) first appeared on Legion.

Join RJ MacReady as he hits the slopes for this creature feature. When snow bunnies are getting killed by an unknown force, It's up to character actors Bo Svenson, Clint Walker and Yvette Mimieux to hunt the beast and take him out. Look for me with another solo review tomorrow with The Beast Of Hollow Mountain. The post 31 Days Of Howling Beasts Day 8 : SnowBeast (1977) first appeared on Legion.

Day 7 takes us to England for a real thinker. When a mysterious orb has landed on Earth from an undisclosed location, it is promptly picked up by UK scientists and they are baffled early. Once it hatches and escapes, it starts to abduct 200 of England’s women for it’s experiments. Decent film featuring some great character actors. Check it out with the YouTube link below. The post 31 Days Of Howling Beasts Day 7 : Blood Beast From Outer Space (1965) first appeared on Legion.

Day 6 brings a lizard beast that predates the big guy that doesn’t need mentioning. I hear he’s from Tokyo or something. Donnie Rings has chosen the Harryhausen effects driven The Beast From 20000 Fathoms. When a creature makes himself known from the depths of the earth, everyone is stymied with boat attacks and mysterious accidents. Our creature moves into the city in this stop motion spectacle. See you all again with something from yours truly on Day 7! The post 31 Days Of Howling Beasts Day 6 : The Beast From 20000 Fathoms (1953) first appeared on Legion.

Day five brings us another guest being Rik Morgan from the Hail Ming Power Hour amongst others. He picked this delightful gem. When a group of people are shipwrecked in the year 1920, they are greeted by acid baths and some gnarly looking natives in the form of cabbage patch dolls from hell. Had a great time listening to this and I hope you do too. Look for the YouTube link below. See you all again in day 6! The post 31 Days of Howling Beasts Day 5 : Attack Of The Beast Creatures (1985) first appeared on Legion.

Day five brings us another guest being Rik Morgan from the Hail Ming Power Hour amongst others. He picked this delightful gem. When a group of people are shipwrecked in the year 1920, they are greeted by acid baths and some gnarly looking natives in the form of cabbage patch dolls from hell. Had a great time listening to this and I hope you do too. Look for the YouTube link below. See you all again in day 6! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z_bNcy03Ww&t=100s ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Day 4 brings us one of the great bad movies of all time. Or is it? It’s The Beast Of Yucca Flats featuring the great former Swedish wrestler/actor in the titular role as a rogue Russian scientist who goes on the run, gets blasted by nuclear radiation and wanders the desert looking for people to strangle. Simple plot for a very simple film. We’ll see you all again for day 5!!!!! The post 31 Days of Howling Beasts Day 4 : The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) first appeared on Legion.

Day 3 is here and we have our first guest curator of the 31 Days of Howling Beast. Jeffery X Martin has been tasked to cover The Beast That Killed Women. Not much of a plot here. There’s a gorilla who’s attacking young nudists in Florida. Police are baffled, tops are non existent…….you get the gist. This is just the first of many guests on this run but this one is pretty great. The post 31 Days of Howling Beasts Day 3 : The Beast That Killed Women (1965) first appeared on Legion.

Day 3 is here and we have our first guest curator of the 31 Days of Howling Beast. Jeffery X Martin has been tasked to cover The Beast That Killed Women. Not much of a plot here. There’s a gorilla who’s attacking young nudists in Florida. Police are baffled, tops are non existent…….you get the gist. This is just the first of many guests on this run but this one is pretty great. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Day two tells the tale of greed, desire and murderous monsters yearning for fame and blood. That’s what you get with Beast Mode. When an actor is severely injured, they find a double to replace him. Almost. This kid has some scars to clear up and with the help of a miracle cure, it does and with severe consequences. This cream brings out the worst in it’s user with monstrous and murderous results. The post 31 Days Of Howling Beasts Day 2 : Beast Mode (2020) first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to our monthlong celebration of schlock. There will be lizards, yetis, devils and everything in-between with these 31 days. Let’s start with some high class cinema with the Don Dohler classic NightBeast from 1982. When his space ship is dinged by asteroids, our titular character is crash landed to earth and he is angry. Armed with a man dusting ray gun, claws and a gnarly overbite, he defies and defiles anyone that gets in his way. The post 31 Days of Howling Beasts Day 1 : NightBeast first appeared on Legion.

Join Suzanne, Derek and Gary to celebrate the tiny dynamo known as Darla who recently has made her trip to the great beyond. We do that by sometimes talking about and watching The Pack from 1977 starring Joe Don Baker. There are some strange occurances around a small island town and all points are leading to a pack of angry dogs that were abandoned. Nobody is safe from these abused pups. Let’s see who’s side you’re on in The Pack! Rest easy, baby girl. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Pack (Darla memorial show) first appeared on Legion.

Alright, boppers. The Torchy’s crew are equipped for violence and survival with Walter Hill’s third effort being the action, gang infused The Warriors from 1979. After an effort to unite the major gangs of the five boroughs, that live bunch from Coney Island are blamed for the murder of the ringleader. They are on the run dodging trouble while busting heads with their goal of making it home alive. W/ Lee Russell, Cameron Scott and Gary Hill Links They Must Be Destroyed On Sight https://tmbdos.podbean.com/ Cinema Degeneration https://cinemadegeneration.podbean.com/ The Projection Booth Warriors Episode https://www.projectionboothpodcast.com/2011/06/episode-17-warriors-1979.html?m=1 The post Last Call At Torchy’s #3 : The Warriors (1979) first appeared on Legion.

Do you like Blood From The Core? Here is bonus episode for the free feed to entice you all to join up with the Legion Patreon. We are joined by Suzanne for this little slice of sleaze with Alfred Sole’s Alice Sweet Alice. When a small child is brutally murdered on the day of her first communion, her jealous sister is the prime suspect. Is she mental? What is with the padre being a little too chummy? What will become of the sleazy neighbors cats once they have a thirst for human blood? Find out on this raucous edition of Blood From The Core straight out of Jersey! The post Blood From The Core : Bridge and Tunnel #1 (Alice Sweet Alice aka Holy Terror) first appeared on Legion.

The Two Drink Crew is back from hell and are feeling frisky to discuss this classic that could be better than it’s predecessor. When free wheeling Mary Lou scorns her boyfriend on prom night, his prank causes her to catch fire. When her vengeful spirit is released on a young and chaste girl, hilarity and incest run wild with outrageous results in this amazing sequel. The panel includes Gary Hill, Derek Bougious and Cameron Scott. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Hello, Mary Lou Prom Night 2 first appeared on Legion.

Gary and Iris are traveling on this one. We have been vaxxed but we are feeling slightly aglow. Could it be radiation? We are back to discuss two films where radiation makes people insanely violent. When a scientist’s plane lands, the people inside start a flurry of violence that spreads all over the city and all places in between in Umberto Lenzi’s Nightmare City. Then, a chemical spill causes the inhabitants of an agricultural research lab to become infused with blisters and violent tendencies in Warning Sign. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Nuked Infection first appeared on Legion.

Bored on a Friday night? Looking for somewhere to have some fun? Why not hang with the Beef gang with two jams where young people play where they shouldn’t be playing. Because you know. Zombies. When a group of hippies decide to go play with a resurrection spell that they think is a joke, they bring forth the actual undead in Bob Clark’s Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things. Then, punks playing in a cemetery run afoul of zombies and a kick ass soundtrack in Dan O’ Bannon’s 1985 classic The Return Of The Living Dead. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : White Kids Hang In The Deadest Places first appeared on Legion.

After festering in the boiling room for a short time, the Elm Street kids are burning and dreaming of mediocrity once again. We’re nearing the end of season one of the show and we’ve hit Krueger bedrock with two episodes that sort of work for us. In Love Stinks, a guy with commitment issues loses love, gains a stalker and a whole lot more. This is paired with a second half (like they do) that includes Jeffery Combs as sadistic pizza restaurant manager with a new secret ingredient. In the The Art Of Death, a lovelorn artist falls in love all while his creation is coming off the page and into the real world and causing havoc. The post Burning For Springwood # 9 : “Love Stinks” and “The Art Of Death” first appeared on Legion.

The regulars from Torchy’s are back for another round with Walter Hill’s sophomore effort The Driver. This stars Ryan O’Neal as a wheelman for hire who’s never been caught and Bruce Dern as The Detective hot on his heels who will go to any length to get his man. We discuss going against type, the film’s influence on the modern action film and “failed” attempts at the perfect car chase. W/ Lee Russell, Cameron Scott and Gary Hill. Special thanks to Peter Pedro Osmond for the Torchy’s art and Jeffery X Martin for mixing our theme. The post Last Call At Torchy’s #2 : The Driver 1978 first appeared on Legion.

The beefers are back and Gary is green with glee. Emerald green that is. He almost had to fly solo because his co-hosts were on location in Canada learning about the wonders of bagged milk. He had to get some help in the form of “Lady” Leah Hardy from They Must Be Destroyed On Sight Podcast to travel into the storm and to the land of Oz with the Motown infused The Wiz and the trippy but “child friendly” Return To Oz. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Alternate Oz (The Wiz/Return To Oz) first appeared on Legion.

Hey, Legionaires and other ruffians! Come one and come quick like the star of the first subject of a brand new thing. This is Last Call At Torchy’s. It is a show in which Lee Russell (They MUST Be Destroyed On Sight!) Cameron Scott (Cineme Degeneration) and Gary Hill (Cinema Beef/Two Drink Minimum Commentaries/Blood From The Core) cover the catalog of a real Renaissance man of cinema, Mr. Walter Hill. For our first outing, we lace up our gloves with some heavy hitters including Charles Bronson, Strother Martin and James Coburn for Hard Times 1975. It tells the story of Chaney who is a traveler who packs a whallop who ends up in depression-era New Orleans. Along with his hustlers Poe and Speed, he punches his way to the top of the underground fighting game in The Big Easy. The post Last Call At Torchy’s #1 : Hard Times 1975 first appeared on Legion.

Iris, Suzanne and Gary are joined by Jeffery X Martin of Kiss The Goat for who guessed it……satanic pact movies! We cover the plaster casting, blue ink baptizing and ivory tickling The Mephisto Waltz. Then, we kiss the ring of out dark overlord with The Legacy. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Could It Be Satan……. (The Mephisto Waltz/The Legacy) first appeared on Legion.

Come with us to a place where violence runs rampant and your own personal freedoms may be at stake. Well…..there’s that and two plucky cops who infiltrate an underground fight ring and get way too into it. Give us a rock and roll and join us in our lands of personal freedoms and join us for Firepower featuring Australian wunderkind Gary Daniels, that guy that played Dutch in The Karate Kid aka Chad McQueen and the god of destrucity Jim Hellwig aka The Ultimate Warrior. We go through multiple weapons and subplots with myself, Jeffery X Martin and Cameron Scott. Enjoy and watch along with us with the YouTube link provided. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Firepower (1993) first appeared on Legion.

Saddle up, Beefers. We’re gonna take you on a fun and possibly uncomfortable ride. We are covering two somewhat controversial films where the sheriff is inserted into bad towns where they are not accepted. You know. Because they’re controversial. We are doing Mel Brooks’ Blazing Saddles and The Boss both from 1974. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Support Your Local Sheriff’s Hustle (Blazing Saddles and The Boss) first appeared on Legion.

Gary and Cameron are joined by rock n roller and fellow caster Ricky Morgan to chat about those pesky aliens that just want to pick up the pieces after abducting our great fathers. When a boy’s long missing father resurfaces, he makes a bond with his son that will literally change him forever. In the extra terrestrial sense. It’s weird. It’s wacky. It’s rapey. It’s Xtro from 1982. Watch along with us from the YouTube link provided. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Xtro first appeared on Legion.

Gary, Suzanne and Iris had to reach for the best gas station speed for this one. Gotta stay awake for this ride. We are covering two remakes about people’s identities are completely up for grabs because aliens of course. We turn off our emotions and then turn on our ugly tears for Phillip Kaufman’s Invasion Of The Body Snatchers ’78. Then, we explore the sport of amphibian eating and the boy who cried wolf in Tobe Hooper’s Invaders From Mars ’86. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Snatching All Over Again (Invasion of the Body Snatchers ’78 and Invaders From Mars ’86) first appeared on Legion.

Gary is joined by Cameron, Willis and Suzanne to tackle this gem. When secret agricultural dossiers are stolen by master ninjas, it’s up to Chuck Connors and his rag tag trio of fighters to get the information back and kill the baddies. This is a fun one. Watch Sakura Killers along with us with the link below. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Sakura Killers (1987) first appeared on Legion.

The Beefers are back with Hero Hero Ghost Show, Duncan and Bo Come Correct, Pick Six Movies and our boss, Bo Ransdell to talk about two films in which renovations are hell on two unsuspecting pairs. When a couple invest in an estate that seems like a killer deal, their world literally falls apart around them. Tom Hanks and Shelly Long star in The Money Pit. Then, two brothers inherit a rare home after their father passes away. They have to make changes to it to make a quick sale but little do they know the menace that awaits them in the form a small but crafty inhabitant. Lee Evans and Nathan Lane bring the laughs and falls in Mousehunt. Subplots and theories will ensue in this one so get excited. Thanks for your patience and continued support. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : The Open Floor Plan Is Not To Fall Through (The Money Pit and Mouse Hunt) first appeared on Legion.

The Two Drink Crew is back with a rotating panel in effect. Gary is joined by show regular Newty of the NFW Commentaries, Cameron Scott of the Cinema Degeneration and Kyle Poling of Bloodbaths and Boomsticks Podcast to discuss a beloved Canadian gem. Or is it? White folks take shelter in a cabin in a mining town. There may be unwanted intruders that may ruin their fun. Click the link below to watch along with us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUq5C8MiCwA The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Boogens first appeared on Legion.

Suzanne and Gary are back after a bit of an absence to bring you two films that champion the art of the deal. First up, when their boss dies unexpectedly, a rag tag group of salesmen are forced to keep their little lot afloat while pulling insane stunts on the ritzy lot accross the street. Kurt Russell, Gerritt Graham and Jack Warden star in Used Cars. In The Goods, Jeremy Piven lead a team of sales assassins who are gonna save a local guy’s car lot in the most filthy ways possible. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Hustling Sour Fruit (Used Cars/The Goods) first appeared on Legion.

Iris, Gary and Suzanne are joined by podcasting veteran Greg Morgan (aka Gregamortis) of Land Of The Creeps to celebrate cinema treasure George Kennedy with two films where he is on the water and swallowing the scenery with every quip. We cover the Nazi possessin’, blood shower rainin’ and Kennedy monologuin’ Death ship from 1980 and then George running afoul of one unique pussy in Uninvited from 1987. Be sure to follow Cinema Beef on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, iHeartRadio, Podchaser, and Google Podcasts. Catch up on all the old episodes here! The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Nautical Etiquette with Mr. Kennedy (Death Ship/Uninvited) first appeared on Legion.

Join Gary, Suzanne and special guest Mike Maryman of No More Room In Hell and Fresh Cuts as we dive into two films where family members are perished by bad men and the ones left behind are forced to get revenge by learning to be trained killers. We do that with 1972’s The Mechanic featuring Charles Bronson and Jan-Michael Vincent and The Professional with Jean Reno, Gary Oldman and Natalie Portman. All on the latest Cinema Beef! The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Assassin’s Apprentice (The Mechanic and The Professional) first appeared on Legion.

The Beefers are back after a long absence to show you guys some love with two films about deplorable people looking for meaning in love and mediocrity. We cover 1997’s Chasing Amy featuring Ben Affleck and Joey Lauren Adams and (500) Days Of Summer with Joseph Gordon Leavitt and Zooey Deschanel. Come love to hate these people together. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Oblivious Companions With Benefits first appeared on Legion.

Hey Beefers! Happy Halloween. We have been away for a while now but Jamie and I have brought you something spooky for this this special day. We talk about life, love, politics and of course 2 jams that involve ghosts trying to expel the living from their homes. We do that with Hold That Ghost from 1941 starring the legendary comedy duo Abbot and Costello and Beetlejuice starring Michael Keaton as the ghost with the most an enormous cast of folks we love. Sit back and rest your bones. While you still can! The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Spooked Trespassers first appeared on Legion.

The Beef crew is back to discuss two movies about vehicles that have murderous intentions under the hood. Jamie, Iris and Gary go full throttle and talk about a crazy semi chasing a motorist in Duel and a devilish whip in The Car! Also, Suzanne joins Cort and Gary to talk about the fifth installment of the Hellraiser series on the Sloppy Seconds segment. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #161 : Hell On Wheels first appeared on Legion.

We’re still stuck in the boiler room but we have guests this time around. We are joined by Scott Crawford and Heather Powell of the Friday Nightmares podcast to discuss two pretty decent ones. In School Daze, the SATs are two boys living nightmare and it may be the death of them. In Cabin Fever, the son of dead airline tycoon is haunted by his fathers past transgressions with hilarious results that lead to a mediocre story about a flight attendance hot one night stand that goes wrong. The post Burning For Springfield #8 : School Daze and Cabin Fever first appeared on Legion.

People of Eternia! And Shadaloo respectively. Gary is joined by Cameron Scott, Filip O’Nell and Ryan Lewis to talk about two cheesy flicks that have amazing actors to play their villains. We got Frank Langella in Masters Of The Universe owning as Skeletor and the late great Raul Julia ruling as ruthless dictator M. Bison in Street Fighter. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #160 : Even Villains Can Sell Cheese first appeared on Legion.

The beefers are back are into some familiar territory. Or is it. Iris and Gary are joined by special guest Darlene Abilay to talk two films that are inspired by the Bruce Lee classic Enter The Dragon. We do that with the 1995 video game adaptation that will make you test your might with Mortal Kombat and the hilarious ping pong epic Balls of Fury from 2007. Also, Cort, Gary and Suzanne drink sad girl’s tears as we discuss Hellraiser 3 : Hell On Earth on the Sloppy Seconds segment. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #159 : Doing The Dragon Justice first appeared on Legion.

There are a lot to things to hate about hospitals. Bitchy nurses, doctors who poke and prod you all night and even bad food. Mama never said that sociopaths were a possibility. The beefers are joined by Jon Cross of The After Movie Diner to discuss two films where a killer is loose in a hospital. We do that with the Cannon Films jam X-Ray aka Hospital Massacre and the grisly Canadian thriller Visiting Hours from 1982. Buy Jon’s Music https://miscplumbingfixtures.bandcamp.com/ Check out all the Diner’s tasty goodies. https://aftermoviediner.com/ The post Cinema Beef Podcast #158 : The Killer Is The Copay first appeared on Legion.

Another quarantine show this time with a campy anthology film. I am joined by Suzanne and Cameron to discuss this hidden gem filled with shitty kids, perverts, over confident men and so much more. Check it out on Amazon Prime. The post Cinema Beef Podcast Quarantine Reviews #2 Deadtime Stories (1986) first appeared on Legion.

Hello from Cinema Beef. We hope you’re not in the sick. Here’s some nasty soup for what ails you courtesy of me, Cameron Scott and one Ralph Bakshi with the 1972 X rated cartoon Fritz The Cat. We talk about 60s culture, racism and of course animals doing bad things. Look for more quarantine shows as the bs continues throughout the world. The Beefers love ya! The post Cinema Beef Podcast Quarantine Reviews #1 : Fritz The Cat first appeared on Legion.

The Beefers are in quarantine but not without hope. Wait. We have escaped from our dark holes and are being pursued by some top baddies. We are covering two films that take two hell escapees and the beings that are hot on their trails to bring them back down to Satan’s cage. In Drive Angry, Nicolas Cage escapes from hell in a muscle car to save the life of his granddaughter from cultists only to have an “accountant” chasing him the whole way. Hellraiser speaks for itself but Frank escsapes and is reborn through his sinister sister in law only to be pulled back by the deadly cenobites. Have a listen. We’re burning until you do! The post Cinema Beef Podcast #156 : Satan’s Collectors first appeared on Legion.

Mike, Suzanne and Gary are back on Elm Street once again to have ago at two more episodes in this stinking but sometimes surprising series. In Deadline, a lonely obituary writer and later his lady friend have premonitions of death with hilarious but mediocre results. In Black Tickets, Brad Pitt stars a reluctant boyfriend who has ditched Springwood with his lady only to lead to a trip to a hideaway for these newlyweds. This leads to a surprisingly strange but satisfying second half. Burn with us!!!!! The post Burning For Springwood #7 : Deadline and Black Tickets first appeared on Legion.

Suzanne and Gary are back in the tripe and are swimming in pasta. We discuss some recent watches and two films that involve Italians and the sins that plague them whether it’s infidelity, regret and downright brutal murder with The Black Belly Of The Tarantula and Moonstruck. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #155 : Sins Of A Guinea first appeared on Legion.

Suzanne, Iris and Gary head to Cali and straight into obscurity as they cover two films with that west coast Asian flavor. First up, when a new drug is threatening to hit the street, it’s up to two mismatched cops to stop the Yakuza and their master plan in Showdown In Little Tokyo. Next up! When an ancient being threatens to rule the world, it’s up to Jack Burton and his Asian superiors to stop rival gangs, Chinese black magic and some pretty bad ass flying gods in John Carpenter’s Big Trouble In Little China! The post Cinema Beef Podcast #154 : It Only Rains Gods and Misogyny In Little Asia first appeared on Legion.

Join Gary for this quickie run through of this indie film from a couple years back. It is the story of a disgraced luchador, an estranged mother and their fight against one scumbag in this pulp-like narrative. If anyone would like to contribute a review, e-mail me at [email protected]. The post Guttural Reactions : Lowlife (2017) first appeared on Legion.

Hey beefers! This one is coming straight out of the vault for those who have never heard out early shows. A long time ago, we had a whole different show format in which the beef was real. Find out why when I’m joined with one of my oldest friends to discuss a The Saint (His pick and the one he defends), Jurassic Park (My pick that I defend) and Toy Soldiers (Mutual pick). It’s rough, Rico’s kids are making noise in the background but I think the conversations were pretty epic. Thanks for your support The post Cinema Beef Podcast : The Velociraptor Is Watching You Masturbate first appeared on Legion.

Hey Legionnaires! This is a new project for you to sink your teeth into from one of the hosts of Cinema Beef. This is my first on the spot review recorded just an hour after I seen the film. It was an idea that was born on the Roger and Stone Podcast. This is also an opportunity for you listeners to get your feet wet. Listen to the intro for the details and after that hear me rave and rant about the latest entry in the Star Wars saga. This is Guttural Reactions! The post Guttural Reactions #1 : Star Wars : The Rise Of Skywalker first appeared on Legion.

Cinema Beef is here for the holidays to bring you good cheer and lots and lots of dead bad guys. Jamie and Gary are joined by special guests Ricky Morgan and Brian M. Sammons to talk about two Cannon joints that take place around that special time of year. We’re doing two of the best that those crazy Israelis have to offer with Invasion USA from 1985 and Cobra from 1986. You’ll hear some yuletide goodies and of course banter that’s not about the film. That’s what we do! Happy holidays, beefers! The post Cinema Beef Podcast #153 : Cannon Christmas first appeared on Legion.

Gary and X have a special morsel before the holiday show for you. We take a gander at a modern holiday classic Just Friends. This is the story of a once chubby guy who always loved the town cutie but was stuck in the friend zone. Now, he’s back, thin and waging a war on the holidays and working to get the girl that got away even if it means being a massive douche. Girls like that right? The post Cinema Beef Presents : Pining For Palamino aka Perfect Mate or Perfect Monster first appeared on Legion.

Happy holidays from the 2 Drink crew. Join Gary, Willis and Newty as we talk about creatures, bad ass mothers and how white people shouldn’t have nice things. There is also a discussion of sexy and savory spreads. Watch along with us and always feed us after midnight. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Gremlins first appeared on Legion.

Join Gary and special guest Lee Russell of They Must Be Destroyed On Sight Podcast as they talk about some recent watches and the career of beloved character actor Michael J. Pollard. We also talk about two films that feature him including the PCP infused murder mystery Jigsaw from 1968 and the motor-cycle and women infused Little Fauss and Big Halsey from 1970. Music Credits : Off He Goes performed by Pearl Jam The post Cinema Beef Podcast #152 : There Are No Small Character Actors : A Tribute To Michael J. Pollard first appeared on Legion.

Cinema Beef is back and we’re gonna get all dire on y’all with two rape revenge films. We are joined by Scott Crawford to discuss Ingmar Bergman’s The Virgin Spring and Wes Craven’s The Last House On The Left. Cort and also bring you another chapter in that dial a devil duology with Jim Wynorski’s 976-EVIL 2. Music Credits Possum Country performed by Toadies The post Cinema Beef Podcast #151 : Wilted Innocence first appeared on Legion.

Join Gary, Wildman Willis, Mr. Venom and Brandon Young as we dissect the mind of an average citizen with some very abnormal thoughts. We are discussing the Todd Phillips written and directed Joker from 2019. We have a pretty heavy conversation with heavy spoilers about the descent into madness of one Arthur Fleck and his struggle with his own mental illness and being pushed around in general. Some of what we say may be controversial and very loose but I never apologize and don’t censor shit. Always remember to wear a smile and put on a happy face! The post Cinema Beef Podcast Presents : We Are Your Bullied Masses : The Evolution Of A Sociopath (Joker – 2019) first appeared on Legion.

Hey beefers. It’s 15o! It’s a big milestone so we have a big show for you. Gary and Suzanne talk memories and two films that have body and mind stealing as a theme. First up, when Alex Furlong is literally snatched from death’s grip and brought into the future, he has to rely on his wits and possibly a little banter to save himself from being some rich stooge’s new body. Mick Jagger winks at you in Freejack from 1992. In Get Out, on a couple’s seemingly normal visit to the new girlfriend’s parent’s house, Chris doesn’t feel quite at home. Why you ask? His hosts soon become his captors in a plot to steal his body and mind and sell it to the highest bidder. All while his mind is in permanent limbo in this modern classic by writer-director Jordan Peele. Also included is Cort and I reviewing the often maligned Caddyshack 2 for the Sloppy Seconds segment. Music Credits Where Is My Mind performed by The Pixies The post Cinema Beef Podcast #150 : A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Take first appeared on Legion.

Gary is joined by Jamie Sammons, Brian M. Sammons and Alex Edwards to talk about the latest effort in the Rambo franchise being Rambo : Last Blood. When out titular hero has settled down as a ranch hand and family man of sorts, his world is rocked when his young ward is abducted while in Mexico. It’s up to him to find her and then defend his home from a Mexican cartel while slicing, burning and shooting the baddies as they come. Will he survive this ordeal or will this be John’s last mission? WARNING : CONTAINS SPOILERS! Music credit : “Seven Devils” Performed By Florence and The Machine The post Sloppy Seconds Presents : A Broken Soldier Scorned : A “Rambo : Last Blood” Review first appeared on Legion.

Hello beefers. Rejoice and listen to the beautiful Diane Franklin talk to this jerk about her career, life in general and a whole lot more. Strap in, kids. She gave us quite a bit of her time and I love her for it. Music Credits Shake It Up performed by The Cars The Girl I Love Got Long Wavy Black Hair performed by Led Zeppelin The post Cinema Beef Podcast Presents : Crushing On Suzy : A Conversation With Diane Franklin first appeared on Legion.

It’s been a while but Suzanne, Mike and Gary are back to discuss 2 more of those Freddy’s Nightmares shows. In Rebel Without a Car, a guy who is just looking to haul ass out of town gets a new whip. He’ll reach his goals with the help of his new wheels. Even if it kills him. In The Bride Wore Red, Diane Franklin stars as a new bride with trust issues. She has to keep track of her new meandering spouse and be sort of an avenging angel and catch other cheating men. This also includes an excerpt of an interview that Gary conducted with Diane. Look for the full interview on the feed soon. The post Burning For Springwood #5 : Rebel Without A Car and The Bride Wore Red first appeared on Legion.

The Beefers are looking towards the skies and ducking debris because this one contains flying beasts that scream and kill. In The Giant Claw, a reluctant engineer thinks he sees a UFO but soon learns that he has mistaken the threat of little green men for a giant bird from an unknown place. It soon tears up buildings, aircraft and the random person whilst screaming with every attack. Then, when people are being grabbed by something from the sky, it’s up to a detective and fast talking con man to take on the beast before it can feed and breed more in Larry Cohen’s Q The Winged Serpent. Plus, Cort and I go back to Tromaville to talk about evil twins and more mutant fun with Class of Nuke Em High 3 : The Good, The Bad and The Subhumanoid on the latest Sloppy Seconds segment. w/ Suzanne, Gary and Iris. Music credit : Flight Of Icarus performed by Iron Maiden The post Cinema Beef Podcast #149 : Screeching From Above first appeared on Legion.

Suzanne and Gary hit the gridiron and look for laughs and late hits with these two features. First up, Burt Reynolds leads a rag tag group of inmates in a scrimmage against the guards in The Longest Yard from 1974. Then, Scott Bakula takes the field as the world’s oldest freshman in Necessary Roughness. As a bonus, Cort and I watched Class Of Nuke em High 2 and there’s a massive rodent kaiju in that so that ain’t not bad. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #148 : Hamming On The Pig first appeared on Legion.

Gary is flying without the the regular beef crew this time around but he is joined by Don Anelli of The Horror Mafia Podcast and the boss Bo Ransdell of Pick Six Movies and Duncan And Bo Come Correct to discuss two films that involve older gentlemen who take on impossible foes. First up, when an Egyptian soul sucker invades a rest home, it’s up to Elvis and JFK (sort of) to kill him and save their own souls by T.C.B. (Taking care of business, baby!) in Don Coscarelli’s Bubba Ho-Tep. Then, a soldier with a reputation and a whole lot of regret is called on to take on a plague carrying cryptid and possibly save the world and his rid himself of some demons in The Man Who Killed Hitler And Then The Bigfoot. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #147 : Seasoned Heroes first appeared on Legion.

Join Suzanne, Gary and special guest Cort Psyops as they head back into the hallowed halls of two of thier favorite alma maters with these two features. They cover two favorites being the killer robot fueled Class of 1999 and the Troma juggernaut Class Of Nuke Em High. This also marks the return of something I won’t reveal. Hit the books. You might not make it out alive. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #146 : My Future’s So Bright, I Should Probably Carry Blades first appeared on Legion.

Suzanne, Iris and Gary are on board to discuss the great genre actor, Rutger Hauer who recently passed away. We do that by running two films with two stellar casts. In The Osterman Weekend, he plays a political analyst who’s forced to go against friends who he finds out are Soviet spies in this cat and mouse thriller directed by Sam Pekinpah. In Surviving the Game, he leads a crew of people who have the taste for hobo blood and Ice-T is on the menu. They soon learn they have underestimated their prey in this action packed jam directed by Ernest Dickerson. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #145 : Raging Rutger first appeared on Legion.

Join Jamie, Gary and special guest Cameron Scott as we cover two different and very unique takes on the Frankenstein lore. First up, The Baron is looking for the right parts for his creations so he can make the perfect babies that will may or may not want to bump uglies with…..never mind. It’s Flesh For Frankenstein aka Andy Warhol’s Frankensten from 1973. Then, a lonely girl is on the make for some companionship. Even if she has to stitch it together herself. Angela Bettis slices and sews in May from 2002. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #144 : The Other Side Of Frank first appeared on Legion.

Gary is joined by Lee Russell of the They Must Be Destroyed On Sight podcast to do another pair of flicks produced by that crazy Israeli pair. First up, Lou Gossett Jr. and Chuck Norris team up to find gold and of course hi-jinks in Firewalker from 1986. Then, Michael Dudikoff leads a party into the jungle to find treasure and of course Nazis. Robert Vaughn and Donald Pleasance snore, L.Q. Jones and Herbert Lom shine and Dudikoff monologues in River of Death from 1989. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #143 : Beef Out Of The Can(non) #4 : Jungle Run first appeared on Legion.

Freddy is back and plays a major role as those creepy twins from the pilot make their return looking for love, attention and revenge on the gloved killer who killed dad in Sister’s Keeper. In Mother’s Day, Night of the Creeps star Jill Whitlow shows up as a neighbor tart to a hapless new kid who’s just moved into Nancy Thompson’s former residence. He battles a stepfather, some rowdy party goers and Jill’s sexual advances leading to an obvious conclusion. Then there’s some other story with a tertiary side character you can give two fucks about in the back end of the episode. Side boob and bear traps run rampant in Mother’s Day. The post Burning For Springwood #4 : Sister’s Keeper and Mother’s Day first appeared on Legion.

The beefers are back to talk about life, love, redemption and sweet and sexy gore. The though line of these two films is two characters with violent pasts that are forced back into their old and violent ways. We do that by covering the western classic Shane and the David Cronenberg directed A History Of Violence. w/ Gary, Iris and Jamie. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #142 : Same Old Situation first appeared on Legion.

Gary, Suzanne, Mike and special guest Mr. Venom are back with two more entries of this won….der…ful series. First up, a bored housewife wins cash prizes and a moral complex in Judy Miller, Come On Down. Then, a hopeless romantic takes to video dating with deadly consequences. Then, there’s some side story that has nothing to do with that in Saturday Night Special. The post Burning For Springwood #3 “Judy Miller, Come On Down and “Saturday Night Special” first appeared on Legion.

Gary is joined by Cort Psyops to discuss three tales from 60s tv in which old scratch is looking to make a deal. We discuss one of the long ones from the fourth season of The Twilight Zone being Printer’s Devil featuring Burgess Meredith involving a maniacal printer who can make stories happen at his will, an episode of Boris Karloff’s Thriller involving a seedy pawnbroker and a Monkees episode which features Peter’s love for the harp and some sexy devil girls. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #141 : The Devil’s In The Paperwork first appeared on Legion.

Join Iris, Gary and special guest Donnie Rings from The Horror Mafia Podcast to talk about one of our loves. Fast paced action films with some comedy blended in. First up, when a secret microfiche is stolen by two bumbling criminals, it’s up to two sexy police detectives to take down the big bad and kick all kinds of all along the way in Yes, Madam aka Police Assasins. Then, when two cousins fall in love with a prostitute, they find out she is royalty and are left with the task of getting keeping her birthright intact. Featuring an all star martial arts cast including Jackie Chan and Sammo Hung in Wheels On Meals. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #140 : Hong Kong Gonzo Team Up Action Super Show first appeared on Legion.

We’re still alive and back into dreamland with Freddy with two selections. In Killer Instinct, a legacy track star is looking for any edge to win. Even weird talismans and whatnot. Winning just might kill her in the end with hilarious results. Lori Petty stars! Then a grad student is haunted with dreams of Fred and some really voyeuristic shit. She soon learns she’s part of an experiment with her dreams being the subject. Maristka Hargitay. stars in Freddy’s Tricks And Tricks. The post Burning For Springwood #2 Season 1 Eps. 3 & 4 (Killer Instinct and Freddy’s Tricks and Treats) first appeared on Legion.

Join Gary, Iris and a returning Jamie as we discuss the cutthroat world of communal living and the turmoil of the real estate market. First up, people keep turning up dead in a swanky New York apartment house. It’s up to Mannix himself to get to the bottom of it in Too Scared To Scream from 1984. Then, when a working class girl’s dreams are shattered with her offer on her apartment with a view, the only plan of action is to make that property a little less undesirable. By brutally murdering it’s tenants in this bloody romp. It gets downright gross in Dream Home from 2010. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #139 : Lease With An Option To Die first appeared on Legion.

Gary and X are going to Italy on this edition. X has brought a giallo and whatever the fuck that other movie is. In House With Laughing Windows, a painter is called to a remote village to put some touches on a local artist’s final work and things are nothing but chaotic. This leads to a bizarre finish in this lost gem. In A Quiet Place In The Country, Franco Nero plays a painter who looks for inspiration everywhere including a old mansion in the sticks. This leads to ghosts and all kinds of weird sexual acts in this thriller. Buy X’s new book! The post Cinema Beef Podcast #138 : Suffer For Your Art first appeared on Legion.

Come one and come all citizens of Mongo and Legion alike. The beefers are back with after a bit of an absence with a big show. We review the new Crue mockumentary of sorts in The Dirt, Suzanne gives a small review of The Amityville Murders and we do some convention coverage. It’s important to know who’s an ass and who’s not, folks. The feature of the episode is our review of the new doc Life After Flash that includes two interviews with filmmaker Lisa Downs and Flash himself Sam Jones. Plus an extended death segment. Hope you dig it! John Carl Buechler Memorial Fund https://www.gofundme.com/help-john-buechler https://www.lifeafterflash.com/ Buy Life After Flash on Amazon https://www.amazon.com/Life-After-Flash-Blu-ray-Jones/dp/B07KLPTW72/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=life+after+flash&qid=1554257432&s=gateway&sr=8-3 The post Cinema Beef Podcast #137 : Flashed Forward (A Life After Flash Special) first appeared on Legion.

Join Mike, Suzanne and Gary as they dive into the much maligned and sometimes loved series Freddy’s Nightmares. We dive into each episode with spoilers and some analogy of what we just experieced. We slice and dice into the first two on this one directed by genre legend Tobe Hooper and the second directed by Friday 6 director Tom McLaughlin. The post Burning For Springwood (Season 1 Episodes 1 and 2) “No More Mr. Nice Guy” and “It’s A Miserable Life” first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to oblivion, beefers. Suzanne and Gary get shot into space on this one with two films in which crazy space captains have even crazier robots that get out of control. In The Black Hole, A salvage team finds a ship thought to be lost but is now inhabited by an unhinged commander, a group automaton workers and one pissed off red robot named Max. Ernest Borgnine and Anthony Perkins lead an all star cast in this Disney favorite from 1979. In Saturn 3, two intergalactic agricultural researchers lives are interrupted by a murderous captain and horny robot. Chaos and innuendo ensues by this underrated classic. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #136 : My A.I. Slave Took My Space Station Away first appeared on Legion.

Iris and Gary go into the woods on this edition to discuss two films that involve the legendary Wendigo in two very different incarnations. In Dark Was The Night, A sheriff and his deputy are forced to look into some strange occurrences that are killing off some of the townsfolk. Then, when a stranger comes to an outpost, the soldiers are faced with a super human foe and he’s hungry.  Guy Pierce and Robert Carlyle star in Ravenous.3 The post Cinema Beef Podcast #135 : Wild For That Wendigo first appeared on Legion.

  Cinema Beef is back again this week and we’re packing heat with two films that have two protagonists showing some bad men a little respect. I am joined by Lee Russell of They Must Be Destroyed On Sight Podcast to get down and dirty with these two masterful picks.  In Sunday In The Country, Ernest Borgnine takes a few baddies captive and fucks with them for a while in a Canuck-sploitation flick that you should seek out.  In Straw Dogs, Dustin Hoffman ignores his beautiful wife and his own masculinity until some bad man try to burn down his home and get theirs in an incredible finale. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #134 : No Quarter In My Country Home first appeared on Legion.

Gary is joined by special guest Newty of the N.F.W. Podcast and a returning every once in a while Jeffery X Martin to discuss two vet-sploitation films starring some A listers. In Open Season, a couple is accosted and fucked with and eventually hunted by three buds looking for some mediocre thrills and even less plot.  In Wolf Lake, Rod Steiger and his buddies are looking for a good time in their annual cabin trip.  Little did they know, their captain loses his shit and that leads to murder, rape and jaunty wartime singing. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #133 : Charlie Made Me Do It first appeared on Legion.

  Join Iris and Gary as they discuss the butthurt masses, award shows and the neutering of the common man.  We also talk about boobs, African gods, greed and the rest of the lady parts in two films featuring that scummy treasure, Jack Palance.  In Black Cobra Woman, a wealthy snake lover is charmed by a beautiful dancer leading to lust, murder and lot and lots of full frontal nudity.  Then in Craze, Jack plays a shop owner and also leader of a blood cult who plans to make some sacrifices to get ahead in the world. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #132 : Saucy Jack first appeared on Legion.

The beefers are back in the new year and coming out of the gate with two films about two protagonists who let their brains get them into all kinds of shit.  I am joined by Legion After Dark’s Lady M. to discuss the loosest of King adaptations with The Lawnmower Man and Luc Besson’s mind bending actiongasm Lucy starring Scarlet Johannson. Strap on your glowy suit, this is gonna get redundant. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #131 : High On Enlightenment first appeared on Legion.

The beefers are back with two films that share the same title as more popular films but are completely different. First up, when a meek but unhinged assistant curator gets a hold of a Golem, he uses it to dispatch his competition. Roddy McDowell stars in It! from 1967. Then, when a tough white kid shows his skills as a pugilist, he is enlisted by an underground fighting ring bent on making the big bucks by any means necessary. James Marshall is led by a crew of great veteran actors including Brian Dennehy in Gladiator from 1992. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #130 : Not As Advertised first appeared on Legion.

Happy Halloween, beefers!  Come join us as we lift up Suzanne’s spirits with a loving tribute to her fallen pooch.  We do that by covering two films about dogs that are evil of course.  When the count’s pooch is resurrected, his protector and him head off to America to terrorize and build a brood to get a hold of the count’s last loving decendent.  All this and a legion of super mutts in Zoltan :  Hound Of Dracula. Then, when a family takes on a new pup, pop soon realizes that his family is just not right.  They have been taken by the spawn of Satan himself! All this and one funky hippy shaman in Devil Dog : The Hound Of Hell. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #129 : Daggie’s Disciples first appeared on Legion.

Hey gumshoes! The beefers are here and are on the case.  Iris, Suzanne and Gary explore 2 selections in which detectives solve mysteries with a supernatural twist.  In The Private Eyes, a doctor and an inspector are called upon to investigate the murder of a rich couple only to have the body count rise and well as the laughs.  Don Knotts and Tim Conway star.  Then, when some freaky and seemingly invincible baddies emerge, it’s up to a cocky Joe Piscopo and a very undead Treat Williams to solve the mystery of these cretins and probably have some laughs. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #127 : Spooked Dicks first appeared on Legion.

Remember that film that took place on a coastal town where they were terrorized by some kind beast of the sea? Strap in, beefers.  These films are sort of like that but not really.  Iris and I are joined by a returning Jeffery X Martin to discuss two Jaws ripoffs hand picked by X. In Mako Jaws Of Death,  Aquaman wannabe Richard Jaekel controls sharks with a special medallion  can control and talk to sharks.  He uses this to police the ocean and use them for his own nefarious needs. In Up From The Depths, a slimy sea creature attacks hustlers, bikini clad beauties and a whole lot more in the chummy New World jam. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #126 : Finned Imposters first appeared on Legion.

Hey Beefers. It’s that special time of the year. The behavioral meds are flowing more than ever and the matinees are safe from peoples shitty kids. It’s back to school time and we have a hell of a double feature to celebrate such a glorious occasion. We are joined by Cort Psyops and Brian M. Sammons to discuss films in which super geeks build something to be used in a nefarious manor by their adult administrators with the 80s classic about teens making space lasers in Real Genius and puffy robots and evil geniuses in Big Hero 6. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #125 : Geeks Of Unsuspecting Destruction first appeared on Legion.

The Beefers are back to celebrate a true blue American hero.  Long ago in Tennessee, Buford Pusser laid out some small town justice while putting his own life and family at risk.  These three films are the story of that. Joe Don Baker and Bo Svenson star as our hero in this being the Walking Tall trilogy. The Beefers swing and celebrate this man in a big ass edition. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #124 : By Force Or 2×4 : The Pusser Saga first appeared on Legion.

  The Beefers are back with a fine stew of two very different films from the great year of 1976.  Gary is joined by Lee Russell for this special beef stew episode.  First up, a drifter and a samurai bit two warring factions further and further against each other with a duffle bag full of heroin and piles of dead bodies in Lee’s pick of Karate Warriors starring the great Sonny Chiba. Then, when a group of mercenaries get the hankering to rob a diamond mine, they break out in explosions and makes a ruthless Telly Savales very rapey. Peter Fonda, Christopher Lee and O.J. Simpson also star in Gary’s pick of Killer Force aka The Diamond Mercenaries.   The post Cinema Beef Podcast #123 : Beef Stewed On Sight first appeared on Legion.

On occasion, and we appreciate it, our listeners give us feedback. Derek from Cinema Attack and Cameron Scott who is a screenwriter and friend of the show gave us two films to cover on this one. First, two warriors go on a mission to get some funky weapons and kill an evil queen in Lucio Fulci’s Conquest. Then, Vincent Raven and his crew battle a horde of angry dogs, wild local hunters and local myths in Monster Dog starring a very costumed Alice Cooper. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #122 : Listener’s Choice first appeared on Legion.

Another scheduling conflict so another Cannon show! Are you excited? You should be. Well. About one of these movies. Suzanne and Gary attack two more titles from the Cannon library with the ethnic cop suck fest Number One With A Bullet from 1987 and the action packed ride in the snow Runaway Train from 1985. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #121 : Beef Out Of The Can(non) #3 first appeared on Legion.

You want racial tension? We got it. You want panic in the streets? We got it. You want John Leguizamo stealing perfectly good Italian roles? We got it. We have a true blue full lineup again to discuss two very hot Spike Lee joints. In Do The Right Thing, racial tension and the rises on one Bed Stuy neighborhood where it’s citizens are faced with some hard decisions and adversity among themselves. .  In Summer Of Sam, the .44 caliber killer is terrorizing the people of New York while its citizens question each other and their morality. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #120 : Spiked Heat first appeared on Legion.

The beefers are back and we have some tenacious tykes in tow on this edition.  We have the full crew on this one and we are covering two very different killer kid movies from two different decades.  First up, when a van from a local mental institute crashes in the snows of the California mountains, 4 spunky kids and their nun counterpart find and mutilate some yuppies in their cabin getaway.  All this and mentally handicap sexual harassment in Devil Times Five. In The Children, a cloud of nuclear gas turns a bus full of clean cut kids into droopy eyed littles that just want to give their parents a hug.  Those hugs can be deadly with these ones.  Thanks for sticking with us! The post Cinema Beef Podcast #119 : Isolated Brats first appeared on Legion.

It’s been a while but I had a much needed breakdown.  Suzanne and Gary are the dynamic duo on this one covering two films that deal with obsession over celebrity.  In The Last Horror Film, Joe Spinell plays a lonely cab driver who wants to make a film starring his favorite gal from the silver screen.  While searching for her at the Cannes Film Festival, he finds that negotiations can be murder. In The King Of Comedy, Robert DeNiro plays an aspiring but struggling comic who has one goal to scratch his way to the top.  To do this, he kidnaps his idol, takes over his show and possibly make all of his dreams come true.  Sorry for the delay once again.  Much love, beefers! The post Cinema Beef Podcast #118 : Idol Worship first appeared on Legion.

The Beefees are invading your cul-de-sac. We only hope you brought the marshmallows for the fire. We are bringing you two selections in which ordinary neighbors aren’t what they appear to be. First up, when a professor with a tragic past starts to dig up some dirt on his new neighbors, his world is invaded by these people and his mind and family will never be the same. All this and one sketchy Joan Cusack in Arlington Road. Then, when The Applegates move into a perfect white town, their neighbors are a bit apprehensive. For good reason because these people are giant bugs in disguise bent on wiping out the human race. Teen pregnancy and stoned bug dogs are afoot in Meet The Applegates. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #117 : White Bread Terrorism first appeared on Legion.

Gary is joined by Lee Russell from They Must Be Destroyed On Sight podcast to dive back into the Cannon vault for two more gems.  In Street Smart, Christopher Reeve plays an investigative reporter who is getting a little too far into his story involving a smooth talking pimp played by Morgan Freeman in his first feature film.  Then in Superman 4 The Quest For Peace, Reeve puts on the tights and is pitted against Lex Luthor’s Nuclear Man in this farcical, under-budgeted dynamo. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #116 ( Beef Out Of The Can(non) #2 ) : When Supes Get’s Real first appeared on Legion.

  Happy belated Father’s Day to all of you out there in Legion land.  We have prepared a feast of muscle and metal with an all star cast.  We are joined by Brian M. Sammons of The ABCs Of Hidden Horror and my former broadcasting partner on The Bird and The Beard, Hawke Wood.  We discuss two films featuring two beefy dads and their unruly kids in this double bill.  First up, when trucking and montages come first and his son comes second, it’s up to Lincoln Hawk to reconnect with his son and somehow sway Robert Loggia with the power of Kenny Loggins and arm wrestling. All this and motor oil drinking madmen in Over The Top. Then, when man is down and machines are king in the world of boxing, it’s up to Charlie Kenton to hustle his son, some gnarly promoters and bring an obsolete robot to the top of the ranks.  All this and bull punching in Real Steel. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #115 : Paternal Fisting and Other Bad Decisions first appeared on Legion.

Good evening, Legion! Are you ready to rock!?  No…… Well get up anyway because we have a full crew tonight and we have some good tunes to put in your earholes.  The theme being Josie and the Pussycats with that slice of aughts gold and Pussycats in outer space with the Albert Pyun directed Vicious Lips. In Vicious Lips, a foxy group of musicians on a lunar mission to rock peoples faces off get marooned on a desert planet. They have to deal with band feuds, their wormy manager and one razor toothed stowaway. Commercialism is king when the Pussycats flee Riverdale to pursue their rock and roll dreams with the help of some corporate sleazeballs bent on retail domination. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #114 : Vicious Kittens’ Hot Licks first appeared on Legion.

Hey hey! Pack your bags. The beefers are going to Europe! Jamie and Gary are joined by Short Bus Cinema’s Ricky Morgan and Johnny Kreug to discuss two spoofs of much better subject matter.  When two intrepid reporters go to transylvania to find a Frankenstein’s Monster, they are met with gags and one busty vampiress! Jeff Goldblum and Ed Beagly Jr. lead a killer cast in Transylvania 6-5000. Also, when an overdue library book that can possibly end the world falls into the wrong hands, it’s up to a librarian’s son and his motley crew to defeat the count and his brides whilst singing all the way through in Jim Wynorski’s Transylvania Twist. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #113 : Transylvania Yuks first appeared on Legion.

  When the beefers miss their appointments, we reschedule and dive into some trash. Or is it? Regular beefers Suzanne and Gary are joined by Cort Psyops for a new subset of make-up shows that exclusively deal with the Cannon Films library. First up, when one of the group of deplorable frat boys sister is raped and killed, they take up arms horribly and die deservedly miserable deaths.  All this and Ernest Borgnine getting some dynamite trim in Young Warriors from 1983.  Next, when Chuck Norris failed to kill a giant lady killer, he escapes and starts to go all phantom on a theater. Superfly is the mayor and Murph plays us a tune in Hero and the Terror from 1988. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #112 : Beef Out Of The Can(non) #1 first appeared on Legion.

In the tradition of Ernie Banks, the beefers say “Let’s play two” with a double bill about heartbreak on and off the baseball diamond and the brotherhood between a pitcher and his catcher. First up, when a player on a minor league club gets some devastating news, it’s up to his friend to keep his secret and help give him a season to remember. Robert DeNiro and Michael Moriarty star in Bang The Drum Slowly. Then, Billy Chapel finds struggle, love and eventual release when he is forced to retire from his professional career with the Detroit Tigers and dodge one difficult blonde. Kevin Costner, Kelly Preston and John C.  Reilly star in the Sam Raimi directed For Love Of The Game. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #111 : Not Without My Pitcher’s Catcher first appeared on Legion.

Join Gary and special guests Newty (NFW Commentaries), Mike Marrman (Evil Episodes, Theme Warriors, Rad Radio) and Jonathan Orr (Check out his YouTube channel) as we review the YouTube Red series based on the classic underdog series Cobra Kai.  We talk about it’s roots and disect the season with spoilers but not giving all the points away.  You guys should watch this obviously.  So strike first, strike hard and hopefully not strike out with this review. The post Cinema Beef Podcast Presents : A Serpent Scorned (A Cobra Kai Season 1 Review) first appeared on Legion.

  In this entry, the wallflowers are king. We had many hurdles getting this one done but we got some last minute help to close it out. Gary and Suzanne are joined by Dan Chase of Cut To The Chase and Married With Children Podcast to talk about angsty chubby teens and jock douche bags in Angus from 1995. And at the zero hour we were able to grab Vanessa McEnery for The VD Clinic and Devour The Podcast to review the DePalma classic about one girls rage and annoying awkwardness in Carrie from 1976. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #110 : A Misfit’s Lament first appeared on Legion.

  Happy belated Mother’s Day to all of you out there from Cinema Beef. We have two selections for you guys where the theme is mothers who lead their sons to lives of crime. We cover our first Cagney with White Heat from 1944 and we get a very snide and sneaky Angela Lansbury in The Manchurian Candidate from 1962. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #109 : Mother, May I Murder first appeared on Legion.

What do you do when rednecks and punks get you down? Grab your favorite paisan, get in your favorite death machine and hold on. It’s gonna be a bloodbath. We are joined by special guests Brian M. Salmons from ABCs Of Hidden Horror and Evil Episodes and most of that spaghetti bending crew from The Horror Mafia Podcast (Don Anelli, Bill Cassinelli and Tanya Torrence). We cover two awesome automotive revenge movies from the 80s being Rolling Vengeance and The Wraith. Strap in and grab a Big Kay’s burger. It’s gonna be a wild ride! The post Cinema Beef Podcast #108 : Hellbent For Octane first appeared on Legion.

  What do you get when you pit one man against ruthless prison guards, a man hungry shark, lepers, effeminate males, mobsters and…… Lurch? You get a double bill from blaxploitation star and the pride of the Cleveland Browns, Jim Brown. We are joined by Mike White of The Projection Booth and The Kolchak Tapes to dive into two films featuring Mr. Brown in which he has escape from prison. Fighting and scrapping whoever gets in the way. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #107 : I Fled With Jim Brown And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt first appeared on Legion.

Now we are here, inside a strange combo of films for this one. Gary, Suzanne and Iris discuss three films with one common theme in which someone builds something and people are thirsting to go there. When the people are low and the zombie population is rising, Dennis Hopper and his rich counterparts are sitting pretty in their high-rise while others suffer. This all changes when Big Daddy hatches a plan to take out his rich oppressors in Land Of The Dead. When a hippy farmer hears voices in his corn field, he builds a baseball diamond and James Earl Jones, Burt Lancaster and a whole mess of ghosts in Field Of Dreams. Finally, when hipster artist Sonny Malone meets a new honey, he gets convinced to quit his job, befriend an old song and dance man and defy the law of physics all the music of ELO in Xanadu! The post Cinema Beef Podcast #106 : If You Build It, The Cosmic Teens and The Zombies Will Come first appeared on Legion.

Sometimes love is mute. Sometimes love is loud. Sometimes but not often love happens between two different species and that’s that grooviest kind of love. The beefers are back with special guest Brian M. Sammons to discuss two movies where fishmen find love. Sometimes by any means necessary. We do the Corman produced Humanoids From The Deep and Del Toro’s modern classic The Shape Of Water. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #105 : The Only Thing I’m Gill-ty Of Is Slimily Loving You first appeared on Legion.

The beefers are hitting the pavement and the skulls of our fellow man in this one.  We cover three films where skaters are young, old and possibly in peril.  When pretty boy skater Brian’s brother is murdered, it’s up this punk to defy corporate stooges, one fiery cop and California traffic to save the world from Vietnamese freedom fighters.  All this and The Bones Brigade in Gleaming The Cube. Next, when the world is dry and teens are beautiful there is only one way to roll.  By saving the wasteland from propaganda videos, rubber traders and killer robots. All that and stereotypical beat boxing with sentient orbs in Solarbabies. Finally, when the public are bored for the same old ultraviolence, it’s up to Jonathon E to entertain and lay out the competition and the executives that control everything. All that and anatomy lessons with Moonpie in Rollerball. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #104 : They Died With Their Skates On first appeared on Legion.

The beefers go on the road and in the streets with this latest installment. Iris was on assignment giving amputations to smug kittens but we are joined by special guest Daeron Wilson of the Psychosemantic Cast to cover two 80s punk rock fueled selections. We wax some political stuff of course and talk about deadbeats and the pain they inflict. So get out your cheap sunglasses and hop on in. It’s gonna be mediocre for the most part   The post Cinema Beef Podcast #103 : Mobile Punks and Co-Dependent Gypsies first appeared on Legion.

My trek to Indiana is over so the beefers are back and this time we go out the streets and sticks of Sherwood. We are joined by our new permanent co-host Iris Saravia of the BBandBC podcast and the insanity of estrogen has already set in. We cover the Rat Pack fueled, gangster musical Robin and The 7 Hoods, the classic Disney rendition from 1973 and the American infused Robin Hood Prince Of Thieves. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #102 Same Thief, Different Hoods first appeared on Legion.

  This is it.  It’s the unfortunate but phenomenal retirement show of a friend.  This is X’s last show for a very long time and it’s the beefiest beef that a filthy hooker ever queefed,  We cover 9 films including one film we each love and others hate and one film that we hate that others can’t seem to get enough of.  Then we round it off with a comedy classic.  We also give you our regular beefs and we read your letters. Almost 4 hours fortified with blood, beef and maybe some tears.  Check it out. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #101 : X’s Last Ride first appeared on Legion.

Join the beef crew as we celebrate a milestone.  It is our big 100 and we have recruited some heavy hitters to help us make it awesome.  We cover three films where fantasy meets reality with disastrous results.  On Three Amigos, our fearless leader, Bo Ransdell and Mike Murphy of BBandBC Podcast talked with us about casual racism, song singing and possible bad chemistry. We are joined by El Goro of Talk Without Rhythm Podcast and Cort Psyops to talk aliens, con politics and of course the uber sexiness of one the intrepid crew in Galaxy Quest. Finally, Newty of NFW Commentaries and Large William of Gentlemen’s Guide To Midnight Cinema join us to talk stalking, technology and sex bot clean-up when we chat up Westworld. Thanks for all your support and here’s to a 100 more. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #100 : Shit Just Got Real first appeared on Legion.

The Beef crew is back with a morsel for you to snack on before the big 100.  We discect two newish releases with a family vibe to them.  Sometimes insane but sometimes downright unsettling.  We cover the bizarre drama The Killing of a Sacred Deer and the gonzo Mom and Dad from last year. This also marks one of the last shows that includes X.  Very sad for sure but this is a good one.  Enjoy!! The post Cinema Beef Podcast #99.5 : Dismantled Families first appeared on Legion.

Do mean girls and wealthy belt conglomerates get you down? Do you want to enact revenge in hilarious ways? Jennifer and Tim will gladly give you a crash course on the dos and in one of their cases the do nots of dispatching your would be tormentors. We are once again joined by Suzanne and new guest Richard Schmidt from Hello! This Is The Doomed Show! and we discuss two films where our heroes have a psychic link with their legion of serpents. So grab your anti venom serum, it may get a bit bitey! The post Cinema Beef Podcast #99 : Even Parseltongues Get The Blues first appeared on Legion.

The Beefers are joined by Doug Tilley to cover three Christmas centric films all either written and or directed by Shane Black. Music “Queen Bitch” performed by David Bowie “I Love L.A.” Performed by Randy Newman “Hot Child In The City” performed by Nick Gilder The post Cinema Beef Podcast #98 : I’m Bleeding For A Black Christmas first appeared on Legion.

The Beef celebrates a high holiday with our salute to one Sir Lawrence Olivier. When Mengele is chilling in South America, he comes up with a plot to kickstart the master race with cloning and a lot of yelling. It’s up to our Oscar winner and Steve Guttenberg to stop his fiendish plan in The Boys From Brazil. Next, when his brother is killed, Babe is thrown into a world of nazi conspiracies and into the clutches of the best Nazi dentist that Jew diamonds can buy in Marathon Man. Finally, Jess Robin fights faith, neck beards and his father’s tears in a selfish struggle to become a super star. Neil Diamond sings and swings in The Jazz Singer. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #97 : Two Jews and A Nazi Walk Into A Kosher Deli first appeared on Legion.

The beef in on the grill and mysogony is the flame that burns it on this episode. Jamie programmed three films about ladies in the workplace in peril. Sally Field battles union rights and her cotton mill overlords in Norma Rae, Meryl Streep fights her nuclear overlords poorly in Silkwood and Charlize Theron fights piggish men and of course black lung from her coal mine overlords in North Country. Music “Fourty Hour Week (For A Livin’)” performed by Alabama “Career Opportunities” perfomed by The Clash “Sisters Are Doin’ It For Themselves” perfomed by The Eurithmics and Aretha Franklin The post Cinema Beef Podcast #96 : Bless The Working Oppressed first appeared on Legion.

I am joined by one of those filmmakers that we seldom hear about.  He is a doing wacky found footage stuff with real people in real time.  Crazy right? Listen as indie filmmaker Fabrizio Federico and I talk about life, the state of both of our countries and the struggles of dealing with real people when making a film.  Check out his films all free on YouTube with the links below. Loon (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU_dDqbnCRM) Black Biscuit (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImoHm4gS4RU) Pregnant (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI42DJLdQwk) Music Credits “Ecstasy” performed by iceage from their album “You’re Nothing” The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Interview with Fabrizio Federico (Indie Director of Loon) first appeared on Legion.

Happy Halloween from the Cinema Beef Podcast. Now give us your candy!!!! Jamie and Gary are joined by Brian M. Sammons to celebrate the time when the hills ran red with children’s blood to discuss two family films. Kind of ironic, huh. We cover the first two films in the incredible Laika Studios catalog. First up, when a lonely girl is bored and ignored by her family, she discovers a secret world where all of her dreams seem to come true but at what cost. All this and old lady pasties in Coraline from 2009. Then, Norman is a kid who has a particular issue. He can see ghosts and this becomes a major issue when he’s tasked to hold back a town curse and accidentally releases a horde of zombies and hilarity in the great Paranorman from 2012. Treat yo self and watch both of these movies. Music credits “I’m Looking Through You” Performed by The Beatles from the album “Rubber Soul” “Heard Somebody Cry” Performed by Oingo Boingo from the album “Dead Man’s Party” The post Cinema Beef Podcast #95 : Stop Motion Spooktacular first appeared on Legion.

People of Legion! Lend me your ears! I bring you mediocre cinema from a superior director! Most know Mario Bava from his horror efforts but amongst those works of art were some other films. We are joined by Duncan McLeish of The Podcast Under The Stairs and Duncan and Bo Go To Twin Peaksies to discuss two such gems. One is more of a shiny turd. When the fiendish Dr. Goldfoot is bent on killing UN ambassadors with his legion of sultry yet explosive fembots, it’s up to Fabian and a pair of bumbling Italian comedy people to stop him in Dr. Goldfoot and The Girl Bombs. Next, when Hercules is sent on a quest to go after a mystic item to stop a terrible ruler, he goes straight into the fire of Hades to save his girl, stop tomb zombies and rock monsters in Hercules In The Haunted World. Music “Bikini Girls With Machine Guns” performed by The Cramps “Now You’re A Man” perfomed by DVDA The post Cinema Beef Podcast #94 : Spooky Science With Dr. Bava first appeared on Legion.

  Have you ever been down in your luck in the big city and you only have your sweaters and your explosives to keep you company?  That’s the true conundrum of villain to some, anti-hero to others Wulfgar.  This is his story done in the gentle words of one Jim Croce and masterfully mixed by DJ X. Enjoy!! The post Cinema Beef Hot Traxx : Nighthawks Not My Home : Wulfgar’s Folly first appeared on Legion.

  Hey kids! Do you like violence? Do you like several intertwining plot lines that don’t really go anywhere. How about casual racism? You get all this and a whole lot more in this one. It is just the regular crew this time around and we discuss three police centric films. First up, when two wisecracking transit cops encounter trouble with an arsonist, a rapey railroad men, gangsters, a fiery Latina…….had to take a breath. Too many conflicting plot points in Money Train from 1995.  Next up, when 2 spunky Chicago cops are at odds with a drug kingpin, they have to battle the urge to kill the bad guy or possibly become deep sea fishermen…… All this and punker Joey Pants in Running Scared. Finally, when a mad bomber is loose in New York City, it’s up to Sly and Billy Dee to take down the bad guy and possibly hit a disco after. All this and Sly in drag in Nighthawks! Music “Long Train Running” performed by The Doobie Brothers “Sweet Freedom” performed by Michael McDonald “Nighthawks Not My Home : Wufgar’s Folly ” words and music by Jim Croce. Remixed by Jeffery X Martin Gary (@GDubby and [...] The post Cinema Beef Podcast #93 : Police Race Relations first appeared on Legion.

Get out your Aqua Net go get stoned with a savage. The beef is back with some new reviews for you. I am sans Jamie and X on this one. I am joined by two very capable folks being Lee Russell from They Must Be Destroyed On Sight and Willis Wheeler of N.F.W. and Two Drink Minimum Commentaries and of course Terror Troop.  We cover two films where white folks are messing where they shouldn’t have been messing being the slasher in the snow with Blood Tracks and the Michael Berryman machete wielding, drug infused, Jonestown promoting and Willie Aames loving Cut and Run. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #92 : Hunting Humans : On Location first appeared on Legion.

Cinema Beef is going back to class and we got enough gum for the whole class. We are joined by The VD Clinic’s Vanessa McEnery to discuss two high school-centric films from the year I graduated being 1999. First up, when teen brown nose Tracy Flick is hellbent on being class president. It’s up to bitter Mr. McCallister to put a monkey wrench in her plans. All this and lots of Chris Klein pity in Election. Then, when straight A student Katie Holmes gets caught up by the evil and seductive Mrs. Tingle, her and her buddies abduct her to keep her under wraps with disastrous results. All this and kinky Jeffery Tambor in Teaching Mrs. Tingle. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #91 : Back To School Class of 1999 first appeared on Legion.

Oh the 80s. When the ghetto blasters were loud and white people wanted to control everything. Wait…..is it the same now…..i dunno. We are joined by Mike Maryman of Evil Episodes, Rad Radio and Theme Warriors Podcasts to discuss three films where this runs rampant. When someone is tearing down slums to make fancy apartments, it unleashes a beast that terrorize New Yorkers and make Edward James Olmos run nude with animalistic delight. All this and spirit animal cams in Wolfen. Next, when people start to turn up missing, it’s up to hobo advocates Daniel Stern and John Heard to get to bottom of it and avoid New York’s little mutant problem in 1984’s C.H.U.D. Finally, when one of Detroit’s finest gets brutally shot and left nearly dead, super land developer’s OCP adds some upgrades and turns Alex Murphy into super street soldier and unfortunately company property. All this and stair hating super bots in Paul Veerhoven’s satiristic bloody action opus Robocop from 1987. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #90 : Urban Renewal 80s Style first appeared on Legion.

We’re back and we’re bad. Well the movies are. Or are they? I am sans Jamie and X but I got Mike Maryman from Theme Warriors, Evil Episodes and the brand new Rad Radio with our picks for the second edition of So Bad It’s Good. Mike chose castaways and mad scientists for his choice. When their hot air balloon crashes on a remote island, the survivors are met by strange doctors, oddly clothed henchmen and scandily clad ladies! All this and bad white guy karate in Frankenstein Island. Then, what do you get when you mix cross dressing scouts, cocaine, bad puns, Corey Feldman, a mime and weird dog innuendo? You get one of the best Lethal Weapon homages ever in Loaded Weapon 1! The post Cinema Beef Podcast #89 : So Bad It’s Good 2 first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to the world of card sharks. Where the stakes are high and the women are beauties. We are joined by Brian M. Sammons of Evil Episodes, Dark Regions Radio and ABCs of Hidden Horror podcasts for three films about the perils of gambling. We cover Steve McQueen with an all star cast in The Cincinnati Kid, Robert Mitchum  and Dean Martin fighting to unravel a who done it in Five Card Stud and Matt Damon fights addiction and his ability to save his friend in Rounders. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #88 Droppin’ The Black Mariah first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to the wonderful experiment known as the Beard Hits Bottom sidecast. I am joined by Vanessa McEnery from the new VD Clinic Podcast to cover the crazy drug induced fever dream Killer Nun. When people start dropping like flies under the questionable Sister Gertrude’s care, everyone suspects that she’s not right in the head. As the body count rises and the sister slowly loses her mind and craziness insues, its up to Gertrude’s lesbian lover to get to bottom of things. All this and wheelchair love in this gem from 1979. The post Cinema Beef Presents : The Beard Hits Bottom #1 Killer Nun (1979) first appeared on Legion.

Cinema Beef is back with no issues. Despite the title of the show. We are joined by Mike White about three very different bands with three very different vibe.  We discuss the very blah David Chase directed Not Fade Away, the very drab Lou Adler directed Ladies and Gentlemen The Fabulous Stains and the very fab John Cameron Mitchell is the drag dynamo with something leftover in Hedwig and The Angry Inch.  Sorry we have been away so long but you’ll hear from us v The post Cinema Beef Podcast #87 : Fictional Band Issues first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to a land where the zombies are vengeful and the mystics are sometimes subpar. The beefers travel to Haiti and get some of that old black magic in em with three superb features. When 007 has to investigate why other MI-6 agents are being assassinated, he in embroiled in a world or witch doctors, gangsters, redneck sheriffs and one shitty but smokin hot tarot reader in Live and Let Die. Next, when Sugar’s boyfriend is killed by gangsters, she calls upon a shaman to raise some hell in the form of zombies to dispatch his killers and get revenge in Sugar Hill.  Finally, when a doctor goes to Africa searching for the secret of raising the dead, he gets more than he bargains for in The Serpent and The Rainbow!  We are joined by Iris Walters (Badasses, Boobs and Bodycounts/Theme Warriors) and Cort Psyops (Cinema Psyops) Jon Cross interview with Gloria Hendry http://aftermoviediner.com/feed/interviews/video/gloria-hendry/urban-action-showcase The post Cinema Beef Podcast #86 : That Voodoo That You Do first appeared on Legion.

You ever been home and there is nothing on but uttter reality garbage? It happens all too often. Maybe these films are what’s to blame for the trash we see today. We are joined via Australia by The Wych from The Wych vs. The Doomsday Clock as we discuss three films that pre-dated these shows by a long way. When death row inmates are put on as live executions with cash and prizes at stake, you get hilarity and helmet hair in Deathrow Gameshow. Then, when the people of Denton flock to a local tv station, Brad and Janet’s sanity and marriage are put to the test through song and anti depressants. All this and rockin fast food in Shock Treatment. Finally, it’s Arnie vs. Corporate Richard Dawson and his squad of colorful stalkers in The Running Man! Watch until your eyes fall out. Don’t worry. You’ll still have your ears to listen to the beef. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #85 : Reality Premonition first appeared on Legion.

82                 Rejoice and let the Capricas fly in celebration of a great man. We lost a great human and actor in Richard Hatch so in that familiar beef style we pay tribute with gusto. I am joined by Cort Psyops and Hatch-Man super fan and personal friend of Captain Apollo Mike Wellman. First up, when the streets are too much for one veteran, he uses his certain set of skills to take out the gangs and clean up his neighborhood. All this and motocrossin’ clowns in Ghetto Blaster. In Prisoners Of The Lost Universe, the Hatch-Man and his maiden fair are transported to a far away land full of unique baddies and pits him against one John Saxon. It’s a battle of manly wits in the fantasy fare. So celebrate this great man and watch some pretty amazing flicks. SO SAY WE ALL! Music Credits “Starman” performed by David Bowie from the album “Ziggy Stardust and The Spiders From Mars” “Our World” performed by My Morning Jacket from the album “The Muppets : The Green Album” Watch Ghetto Blaster https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=dhdE73-6XGA Watch Prisoners Of The Lost Universe https://www.youtube.com/shared?ci=5NYjozzDGrw When you’re in Culver City [...] The post Cinema Beef Podcast #84 Hatch-Man Tribute first appeared on Legion.

                Does work give you the Monday blues everyday? Do you work for a reprehensible creep? Well you thought you’re job was bad.  Try working for these super bosses and I ain’t talkin about the Devil Wears Prada. We got three features with that evil boss motif and we couldn’t have picked better guests. We got the darlings of the Legion feed Ricky and Danny from the Hail Ming Power Hour.  We talk about the always classy Eddie Arkadian with a side of Sho Nuff in The Last Dragon, the bust havin and jockass breaking Brell from No Holds Barred and the music and scene stealin Swan from Phantom Of The Paradise. Turn on your camera and call your mama. We might just sell our souls by the time this is over! The post CB #83 Rainy Days and Evil Bosses Always Bring Me Down first appeared on Legion.

Have you ever had a performance that made you sketchy about a certain person in the film. We have and let me tell you that some of these people are awful. Dig into our minds and sometimes trauma in four films chosen by the hosts. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #82 : You Rub Me The Wrong Way first appeared on Legion.

Here it is, folks.  The first edition that pits two actors against one another to answer the age old question of these two dopplegangers, who’s scowl is it anyway! Mike Maryman joins Jamie and Gary to discuss what turned out to be quite the gem in “The Million Eyes Of Sumuru.” When two lotharios get caught up in a web of beautiful girls and general tomfoolery, they stumble onto a plot in which a harem of beautiful women have intentions to get their kicks by taking over the world using thier deadly feminine wiles and even wackier inventions. Keep calm and scowl on, beefers!     The post CB Presents : Who’s Scowl Is It Anyway #1 The Million Eyes Of Sumuru first appeared on Legion.

All right, beefers. Pack light and dress warm. We’re headed North to Canada with Kevin Smith to discuss his True North Trilogy (so far). We got animal lovers, new age martial arts, crazy man hunters and bratzis?! We have a full show with special guests Jon Cross of The After Movie Diner and Dan Chase of Cut To The Chase joining us on this trip.  How’s aboot that!?   The post Cinema Beef #81 : Dr. G-Love and How I Learned How To Tolerate The Colleens first appeared on Legion.

The Beef travels to small town USA where the citizens are holier than thou and the kids are hungry for attention. When kids and adults start to go missing in a small town, It’s up to a writer to figure out the puzzle of the “woodies” and how to keep these little bastards from filling their bellies. All this and mass genocide in Beware! Children At Play. From Troma! Of Course. The post 31 Days of Rotting Beef Day 12 : Beware! Children At Play first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to high society where cash is king and you can be for dinner. Suzanne and I cover the Brian Yuzna directed Society from 1989. Rich kid Billy is having and identity crisis. He’s not sure who he is or even where he belongs. Soon he starts to learn the ugly truth about his lineage, his surroundings and how far a human body can stretch. All this and a whole lot of KY jelly in Society! The post 31 Days of Rotting Beef Day 11 : Society first appeared on Legion.

Day 10 brings us to the graduation dance and Filip Onell and I are going stag. This is my big redemption film in The Prowler from 1981. After one of the big wars, Rosemary breaks up with her soldier boyfriend. She gets his response in the form of a pitchfork and rose. Years later, teens reboot the banned get together only to attract more blood and carnage. The post 31 Days of Rotting Beef Day 10 : The Prowler first appeared on Legion.

The Beef heads up to the great white North for a pastry run. When a vampire moves in to a hotel, he falls in love with a waitress at a  local donut shop. He soon runs afoul of some local baddies led by David Cronenberg and becomes the sole protector of the lady fair. Can their love survive with the strains of daylight and bloodlust? Find out in Blood and Donuts from 1995. The post 31 Days of Rotting Beef Day 9 : Blood and Donuts first appeared on Legion.

Cort Psyops and myself head to the land of the kiwis where the land is vast and beautiful but the livestock have a screw loose. We are of course covering the flock-sploitation joint from New Zealand Black Sheep. When a scientist starts to do strange experiments on the sheep of a small village, one of the abominations gets loose and infects the whole populace including some of the townsfolk to bloody and hilarious results. The post 31 Days of Rotting Beef Day 8 : Black Sheep (2006) first appeared on Legion.

The Beef gets all gangsta on this edition. Day 7 is going on last train to crazytown with Piper Laurie in Ruby from 1977. After Ruby’s gangster husband gets gunned down by his own men, Ruby is left with a child and a burden of guilt about what happened. Now, running a drive in theater ran by her husband’s old crew, Ruby is faced with her employees dropping like flies and her daughter becoming possessed in a bootleg subplot that rivals Abby. All this and fat ladies drinking bodily fluids in Ruby! The post 31 Days of Rotting Beef Day 7 : Ruby first appeared on Legion.

Gary, X and Suzanne head to merry ole England in the time when Jack The Ripper was a regular ladies man and a model father. When his daughter witnesses the slaying of her mother by this notorious killer, She is infused with rage and her father’s murderous tendencies. Now a damaged woman, She holds up with a psychiatrist who hopes to figure her out with bloody consequences. All this and shiny trinkets in Hammer Films Hands Of The Ripper from 1971. The post 31 Days of Rotting Beef Day 6 : Hands Of The Ripper first appeared on Legion.

Gary and X go to the Italian pool and discuss one of the more notorious rape revenge films. Or so I thought. When Alex and Ricky go out cruising for their brand of fun, they get more than they bargained for from their company. All this and automotive sabotage in Ruggero Diadatto’s House on The Edge of The Park from 1980. The post 31 Days of Rotting Beef Day 5 : House On The Edge Of The Park first appeared on Legion.

X and I go to the forest to seek out some thrills and to eat some massive salmon. We are talking about the 1979 film Prophecy directed by John Frankenheimer. When a doctor is sent out to the forest to settle a land dispute, strange animals start to pop up to ruin the party including a massive skinned bear! Grab your sleeping bag and your favorite Native American, we’re hunting manbearpig! The post 31 Days of Rotting Beef Day 4 : Prophecy first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to Paris, Australia where the economy is king and the incoming motorists are the meal ticket. This little burg’ s main export is the car parts of the poor bastards that happens to come their way with deadly results. Coming tomorrow, Prophecy directed by John Frankenheimer. The post 31 Days Of Rotting Beef Day 3 : The Cars That Ate Paris first appeared on Legion.

Hey folks. The Beef is going to France on day 2 with a real gusher. When a nubile circus worker gets invaded by a new attraction. Literally. She now has a new companion and it has a hunger only she can fulfill. Feminism rules in Baby Blood from 1990. The post 31 Days of Rotting Beef Day 2 Baby Blood first appeared on Legion.

Happy Halloween, Legionaires! I’m here with day one of 31 Days of Rotting Beef and we start out with the early 80s slasher Alone In The Dark. When 4 residents of an insane asylum escape during a blackout, they steal a can and some killing supplies and go give their doctor a housecall. Not to mention anyone that gets in their way. This film features cinema giants Jack Palance, Donald Pleasance and Martin Landau. The post 31 Days of Rotting Beef Day 1 : Alone In The Dark (1982) first appeared on Legion.

Hey Beefers. I am sans Jamie and X on this one so I called in a couple favors. I pulled Cort Psyops and Mike Maryman to do a potluck of cinematic gems for you. When shitty kids put an old man under surveillance for no good reason, their neighbors psyche gets pushed to the edge leading to an ultimate conclusion. James Caan stars in The Good Neighbor from 2016. Next up in Cort’ s pick, when a power tool weilding killer is taking body parts off of its victims, it’s up to three detectives to thwart the plan.  All this and extreme anti smoking messages in Bloodsucking Pharaohs In Pittsburgh. Finally in my pick, when a master of disguise is strangling old ladies all over New York City, it’s up to a detective to outsmart and out wit this vicious killer in No Way To Treat A Lady. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #80 : Beef Stew #1 first appeared on Legion.

Hey beefers! Are you ready to rock!? Join Corey Graham and myself as we discuss metal culture in the 80s and what if they were thrust in world of today. We also discuss the film Trick or Treat.  This was a really fun conversation rather than a review and we hope you dig it. Rock on! The post CB Legion Quickie : A Metalhead’s Lament first appeared on Legion.

Pull up a chair, grab some custard and get real sick. Have no fear, mama’s here. We are joined the the pair from the Black Annis Podcast to talk about three very special mothers.  We review the hair raising My Mom’s a Werewolf, the zombie too fest Brain Dead and the queen of the domestic goddesses Beverly Sutphin in Serial Mom. Have a seat on the sofa. Just make sure your ass is on that plastic. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #79 : Happy Un-Mother’s Day first appeared on Legion.

Haven’t done one of these one offs in a while but someone among our ranks has a small human who wished to partake in some Korean caliber gore!  We are joined by Ben and Misty’s eldest daughter Rosemary and she drops some charm and her love of this first time watch. In this you get mean kids, awkward kids and buckets of blood. All this and lots of revenge in Bloody Reunion. Enjoy this first timers views and thoughts. She didn’t do so bad for a pre-teen. Check it out!   The post Cinema Beef Legion Quickie : Blood Flows Where Our Rosemary Goes (Bloody Reunion) first appeared on Legion.

Hello and welcome finally to the third anniversary show. It only took me months to get it out but it was a good time. It’s filled with your great messages, film reviews, controversy, laughs and features music by Miscellaneous Plumbing Fixtures. It also features our interview with Martin star John Amplas. Strap in. It’s a long one! The post Cinema Beef Podcast : 3rd Year Anniversary first appeared on Legion.

You ever want to strive to be more than you are? You ever feel the pressure of your current situation to do something rotton?  Our three main protagonists in these films all have this in common in our growing up gangster episode. We are joined by Dave Zendano of Bananalaser, The Skeleton Crew, Exploding Heads and ABCs of Hidden Horror Podcasts. We are also joined by Cort Psyops of Cinema Psyops and Geek Chat Army Podcasts. First up, when a local boy’s mother’s illnesses become too much for her to handle, he begins his life of crime with a local mob with hilarious results in Johnny Dangerously from 1985. Next, when a local mutt starts to work for some of the neighborhood’s connected guys, he moves up the ranks fast with dangerous results. All this and the art of prison cooking in Goodfellas from 1991. Finally, when a young boy idolizes a local “hero”, he wants so much to be like him much to the objection of his father. All this and a whole lot of degenerates in the much loved A Bronx Tale from 1993. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #77 : Growing Up Gangster first appeared on Legion.

Do you like all the majesty of going to the cinema but dont like getting mutilated by high prices and raving maniacs? Then you’ll hate these films. We’re doing three films where people are terrorized in and out of the theater.  First up, when folks are invited to a sneak preview, they get more than a free ticket when they have to fend off a legion of demons in Demons from 1985. Next, when film students decide to put on a horror a thon, a mysterious killer starts to pick them off one by one so he can finish his owm movie. All this and wheelchair electricution in Popcorn from 1991. John Goodman gets to play makeshift William Castle when he brings his new monster movie to Key West during that whole Cuban Missile Crisis thing.  Scumbag poets and puns run rampant in Joe Dante’s Matinee from 1993. We are joined by author/editor Brian M. Sammons of the ABCs of Hidden Horror, Evil Episodes and Dark Regions Radio Podcasts. The post Cinema Beef #76 : Real Terror In The Aisles first appeared on Legion.

Some kids have it all.  They get the girls, the amazing cars and all the super villains they can handle. We are discussing the other Bonds that are may or may not be up to par. You can decide! We welcome Huke and Cristi on this one. First up, when young gymnast Lance Stargrove’s father is killed, he inherits a super farm house and one saucy femme fatale in the form of Vanity. He is pitted against one freaky deaky drag queen whose goal is to poison the water supply. Will young Stargrove be able to live up to his father’s legacy and attempt sex with Vanity? Find out in Never Too Young To Die. Next, when an American rock and roll star comes to Germany as a good will ambassador,  he gets caught up in politics and some wacky freedom fighters. Val Kilmer sings and swings in the Zucker spy spoof Top Secret. Finally, when teenage French class reject Michael Corbin is mistaken for a super spy, he gets a hot car, a saucy waif and a series of baddies on his trail. All this and combat condoms in the Richard Grieco vehicle If Looks Could Kil.   The post CB # 75 Bootleg Teenage Bonds first appeared on Legion.

You remember those films you loved with furry sometimes slimy critters who are cute one minute and disastrous the next.  Well! This is the episode for you!  We are joined by Mike Maryman to discuss three gems of that genre. First up, when some little creeps escape from a vault, they make folks wildest dreams come true. Right before they kill them. All this and more in Hobgoblins. Next, when a worm/wolf type monster is found in an archaeological dig, he is really cute in a Gizmo rip off kind of way. When he gets hurt, he multiplies and his nasty offspring have shenanigans all over the desert. All this and Turd Ferguson in Munchies. Finally, in something good, when a boy reads an inscription on a children’s toy, he opens a doorway to hell in his back yard.  All this and some pretty nasty faced little cretins in The Gate! The post CB #74 Those Other Little Creatures first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to the world or extreme competion. Where the girls are hot and the old men are pervy and everyone wants to come up on top.  We are joined by Duncan McLeish of The Podcast Under The Stairs and the upcoming Chronicle podcast and the Swedish Cinemasocist for these three tales. First up, when sleazy producer John Vernon invites six aspiring starlets to his secluded mansion for a spin on his casting couch, a masked killer shows up to ruin their chances for fame and fortune. All this and useless plot devices in Curtains. Then, it’s pagaent time in Mount Rose and the competition is fierce.  When a small town has their yearly teenage beauty contest, someone is making a killing. All the way to the winning circle. All this and anorexia jokes in Drop Dead Gorgeous. Finally, while on a corporate retreat, the employees are hoping for some fun times with nature. They get all that and a whole lot more when they get picked off one by one in Severance.  Do we hope you enjoy the show? You betcha, Iris! The post Cinema Beef Podcast #73 : Bumping Off The Competition first appeared on Legion.

Happy holidays from the Cinema Beef crew. We give you the gift of a joy for you but torture for us in this very naughty retrospective. We cover all 6 films in the Silent Night Deadly Night series. There’s a lot of ups and downs and maybe some tears in this series so strap in. Join Billy, Ricky, Joe, witches and even Clint Howard as they hack, slash and burn their way into obscurity. There’s laughs, analogies and some great holiday tunes. Thanks for your support always! The post Cinema Beef Podcast #72 : Santa Jumps The Shark : Silent Night Deadly Night Retrospective first appeared on Legion.

Remember back in the day when men were men but some men were something else. These men can cross races and that’s rare. These are white guys who played Native American roles. I know right. First up, when ruthless outlaws are killing his people, it’s up to Joe to kill the oppressors, get the girl and keep up with that damn horse. All this and a pretty banging Morricone score in the Burt Reynolds vehicle Navajo Joe. Then, when the good people of the southwest are in trouble, they look to none other than the half white/half Native American, Hapkido kicking and surprisingly soft spoken Billy Jack to save them from townies, crooked horse harvesters and general evil doers. All this and a whole lot of pacifism in Billy Jack. Finally, It’s bad cop meets angry brave in a an action snore fest. When a  sacred spear is stolen from Lakota Indian Lou Diamond Phillips, he has to join forces with a hard nosed cop in Kiefer Sutherland to stop the bad guys and restore order the tribe. All this and dramatic shootings in Renegades. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #71 : Injuns On The Fringe first appeared on Legion.

Strap in and protect your ankles!  There’s danger all over this episode. I am joined by CDR of the Cult Of Muscle podcast this time and talk about obsession on multiple levels. First up, when young Davey gets a hold of some touchy government information from some bad guys, it is up to him and his trusty imaginary friend Jack Flack to stop the baddies and try to stay alive in Cloak & Dagger. Next up, writer Paul Sheldon gets taken in by Annie Wilkes only to find out that she loves his work and will do anything for him to keep the stories coming. All this and cockadoody cars in Misery!  Finally, when a film obsessed kid is thrust into his favorite action hero’s film, its up to him to help Jack Slater to stop the bad guys, survive extreme explosions and an enormous script of bad action tropes in Last Action Hero! The post CB #70 Hero Worship first appeared on Legion.

Are you having problems with your kids? Does the sight of them make you break out in blood?  It’s time to shut that shit down. Cinema Beef is back with a full show with Terror Troop’s Wildman Willis in tow. First up in this trio of troubled kids flicks, we got a couple who enter a Nebraska town and find a crop of religious brats with blood sacrifice on their brains in Children of the Corn from 1984. Next up, when Joey’s father passes away, he starts to see some strange stuff including a talking dummy and film licenses galore. All this and Darth Vader in Making Contact!  Finally, when the parents move to a secluded home when their two brats start to have problems, they go through extreme measures to straighten them out. The kids have other plans. All this and cat mutilation in Home Movie from 2008. This one was fun to record. Hope you guys dig it!   The post Cinema Beef Podcast #69 : Supernatural Shitty Kids first appeared on Legion.

Day 4 brings us shitty kids and ancient man apes in The Pit from 1981! Lonely, pervy Jamie is a weird little boy. He talks to his teddy obsessively and he loves vintage porn mags! If that wasnt bad enough he has made friends with a group of hairy dudes in a hole and they are famished. Join him as he kills off his bullies with hilarious results. All this and more in this gem!  Tomorrow, machinery is whacked out and the body count is climbing in The Lift! The post CB 31 Days of Rotting Beef #4 The Pit first appeared on Legion.

Day 3 of the horrors!  This time around the tame anthology film The Willies from 1990. Join Sean Astin as he tells two stories or fright featuring a bullied boy and his monster and a chunky bastards with an insect fetish. Coming up in episode 4, The Pit from 1981! The post CB 31 Days of Rotting Beef #3 The Willies first appeared on Legion.

Day two of this marathon and this one is a doozy. When folks are being ran off the side of the road, it seems like a series of roadside massacres. On the contrary, our would be assassins/yokels are …..amateur surgeons?   These hillbillies are selling organs to the public while keeping their victims alive in a hilarious way. Miracle cures, fake Elvis impersonators,  prize fighter cameos and a whole lot more in 1990s Blood Salvage! The post CB 31 Days of Rotting Beef #2 Blood Salvage first appeared on Legion.

    Welcome to our one month long celebration of some of the best but mostly the worst the horror genre has to offer. First up, when a cargo plane has an ancient druid alter in it’s hold, it’s up to varying tv stars to fight the angry elements that spew and goo from it. All this and several Shatner monologues that will make you salivate for more in The Horror From 37,000 Feet! The post CB 31 Days of Rotting Beef #1 : The Horror at 37,000 Feet first appeared on Legion.

Join Jamie and myself as we talk to an industry legend, Mr. Tom Holland. We get into his early career all the through to Fright Night. Hopefully he’ll come back and talk with us about the rest of it but he went in depth on a bunch of his films. We had a great time chatting with him and we hope you enjoy it. Special thanks to Bo Ransdell and Jeffery X Martin.   The post Cinema Beef Presents : Dreams of Hitch and Insects : An Interview With Tom Holland first appeared on Legion.

  You wanted the best! You’ve got the best! The most animated band in the world!  Alright. That’s enough of that. Join Jamie, Brian, Newty, Suzanne and me as we explore the majesty or the mediocrity of the band KISS in three features. First up, KISS is slated to play a three night stint at Mega Mountain only to be thwarted by a an android making mad scientist. Will rock and roll and bad dubbing save the day. All this and the Spaceman barks in KISS Meets The Phantom of the Park. Next, four stoners go on a quest to see their favorite leather clad idols. Watch the boys dodge guidos, muscle bound bohunks, the clergy and Lin Shaye in Detroit Rock City. Finally, Mystery Inc. joins our heroes to stop a spectre in a KISS themed amusement park. Outworldly dimensions, music montages and product placement is rampant in Scooby-Doo and KISS : A Rock and Roll Mystery. Give it a listen and remember to rock and roll all night and part of every day. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #68 : KISS-Teria first appeared on Legion.

menCinema Beef is back and better than ever. I am joined by new permanent co-host , Jamie Jenkins!  This is a show full of scorned lovers, greed and just genreal insanity.  First up, Joan Crawford is out of the asylum and up to her old murderous tricks again.  Or is she? All this and shifty handymen in Strait-Jacket!  Then, When a brother steals his brother’s new bride and supposedly a bunch of money, he pursues them with a jealous heart and out of general stupidity.  Will love conquer all? All that and Delroy Lindo in Feeling Minnesota.  Finally, when a mob tart falls in love with her sexy handywoman, they make a play for a bunch of cash all while trying to screw over Joey Pantiliano.  All this and some very heavy petting in Bound. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #67 : Your Cheatin’ Heart first appeared on Legion.

  I get bored easily so here is a second edition of the playlist!  Here’s the track listing below.  I had a lot of fun with this one.  Enjoy! Fight the Power – Public Enemy (Do The Right Thing) Friends – Dragon Sound (Miami Connection) Where Is My Mind – The Pixies (Fight Club) T.U.R.T.L.E. Power – Partners in Kryme (TMNT 1) Would I Lie To You – Eurythmics (One Crazy Summer) Fast As A Shark -Accept (Demons) Shape of my Heart – Sting (Leon The Professional) You’re Just What I’ve Been Looking For(Angela’s Theme) -Frank Vinci (Sleepaway Camp) Happy – Oingo Boingo (Summer School) The Hell of it – Paul Williams (Phantom of the Paradise) Send Me An Angel – Real Life (The Wizard) Maniac Cop Rap – Yeshwua Barnes and Brian B.Dub Woods (Maniac Cop 2) No Holds Barred – John Joyce ( No Holds Barred) In the City – Joe Walsh (The Warriors) Bud The CHUD – Kipp Lennon (C.H.U.D. 2 Bud The Chud) The End is the Beginning is the End- Smashing Pumpkins (Batman and Robin) ron Eagle (Never Say Die) – King Kobra (Iron Eagle) Framed – Cheech and Chong (Up In Smoke) I Ain’t [...] The post Cinema Beef Podcast Presents : Magnificent Montages and Cheeesdick Closers Playlist 2 – The Buffying first appeared on Legion.

  Hey dog lovers!   You may not be after this edition of Cinema Beef. In am joined by Dan Chase as we talk about canines great and small. First up, Corey Haim adopts a golden retriever that comes with some strings. Those strings being that the dog is super intelligent and that it has a mini squatch counterpart who will kill anything in it’s path to be reunited. All this and Michael Ironside in Watchers!  Next, nosey reporter Ally Sheedy kidnaps a lab pooch not knowing his true potential. This dog doesn’t just run and fetch. He is imbued with the powers and traits of multiple animals and is set loose on man and feline alike. Lance Henrikson screams and shoots in Man’s Best Friend. Finally, when a group of pooch loving owners make it out the prestigious Mayflower dog show, they will stop at nothing to get that blue ribbon and the big prize.  The fur’s gonna fly with an all star cast in Christopher Guest’s Best in Show. The post Cinema Beef Podcast #66 : Dog Obsession first appeared on Legion.

  Cinema Beef is back with an all star cast.  We are joined by Gene Hackman, Red Buttons, Roddy McDowell, Michael Caine, Steve McQueen, Paul Newman, O.J. Simpson, Richard Widm, THat kid that played Bobby Brady, other shitty kids and most importantly Mike Maryman!  We are covering three films made by the master of disaster, Irwin Allen!  First up, when a giant wave films luxury cruise liner The Poseiden over, it is up to a small group of survivors to get to safety and hopefully see “The Morning After”  All this and Ernest Borgnine yelling in The Poseiden Adventure.  In The Towering Inferno, one of the grandest skyscrapers is making its big debut.  Little do the folks know what cutting corners is gonna burn them in the end.  All this and lots of burnt crackers in this 70s gem.  Finally, killer bees are taking the U.S. by storm and I don’t mean the tag team.  It’s up to Michael Caine and others to take care of business and save the nation from The Swarm! The post Cinema Beef Podcast #65 : An Irwin Allen Joint first appeared on Legion.

  Is it rough being part of a populace that has way more chest hair than you?  Do religious zealots got you down? Can you just not get enough to eat? Old Chuck Heston has all these problems and they are all addressed in this edition of Cinema Beef.  We are joined by The Projection Booth’s Mike White as we discuss three Heston classics.  First up, Chuck is a man among simeon in a struggle in equality and loin cloth maintenance in Planet of the Apes.  Next, Chuck is a man who feels happy about isolation.  Except for the army of  albino zealots who want to foil his plans every time the sun goes down.  All this and 2 crucifixions in The Omega Man  Finally, three overweight hosts talk about their feelings and the foils of overpopulation in Soylent Green.  Grab your gun and some tissue.  Chuck is gonna bring the pain and the vinegar strokes.   Check out the Projection Booth at Projection-booth.com The post Cinema Beef Podcast #64 : Heston’s Ascot Gave Me Plague AIDS first appeared on Legion.

  You folks think “entitlement” is a new behavioral trend? Get off our respective lawns! Teenagers have going off the deep end for years. Join us for a new Cinema Beef, where we tackle the private world of Privileged Bitches. Whether it’s popular bitches, like in JAWBREAKER and HEATHERS, rapey boys like in MASSACRE AT CENTRAL HIGH or a teenage gang of impossibly beautiful punks in CLASS OF 1984. your hosts Gary Hill and Jeffery X Martin worm their way in to even the most exclusive of social circles. Quit trying to make “fetch” work and GET OFF OUR LAWNS. But download the show. Stream it. Something. Really, though. Keep off the grass. Jesus. How many times have we had this same conversation? The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Killer Kids and Privileged Bitches first appeared on Legion.

Grab your Hungry Man dinners, kiddies.  It’s time to dive into the works of some of your favorite prime time players from yesteryear.  X is absent this time around but I am joined by one half of The Projection Booth, Rob St. Mary.  First up, we are joined by the Shatner as he plays a race agitator in a small southern town on the brink of school integration in the Roger Corman directed The Intruder from 1962.  Then, a group of young yuppies are stranded on an island only to find it inhabited by the strangest family this side of the Ozarks.  It’s The Munsters’ Yvonne DeCarlo starring in American Gothic from 1988.  Finally, when lightning strikes a geek’s bullies after they pass away in a traffic accident, they are turned into zombies (of sorts) and still are up to their old tricks.  It features Scott Grimes (Critters) and Gomez Addams himself, John Astin, in Night Life from 1989.     The post Cinema Beef Podcast : T.V. Stars Gone Mad first appeared on Legion.

  Open wide, say “AHHHHH” and let Gary Hill and X depress your tongue with our big… show about movies! This time on Cinema Beef Podcast, we grin and bear it for Hollywood’s worst dentists. Join us as we discuss “Marathon Man,” “Little Shop of Horrors (1986)” and “Novocaine.” You’ll also get our Beef of the Week and a lot of laughs and foul language along the way. What else did you expect? Brace yourself for this all-new episode of Cinema Beef… it’s got great word of mouth! The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Dentistry Through The Ages first appeared on Legion.

  Once upon a time, not too long ago, homosexuality was a strange dirty secret. Hollywood was never quite sure how to acknowledge it. This all changed when the HIV/AIDS epidemic began, so on this Cinema Beef Podcast, we look at three extremely different views of homosexuality B.P. (Before “Philadelphia”). Join The Beardmaster, Gary Hill, his ward, Professor X, and special guest, Wildman Willis Wheeler, as they look at William Friedkin’s “Cruising,” Jack Sholder’s “A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge” and the amazingly flamboyant “Can’t Stop the Music,” starring the Village People. Can you retain sphincter control throughout this show? There’s only one way to find out…   Contact Info Facebook : Gary Hill, Jeffery X Martin, Willis Wheeler Twitter : @GDubby, @JefferyXMartin, @nastywilldc E-mail : [email protected]   Music Credits “Dancing in the Sheets” performed by Shalamar “Makin’ It” pefromerd  by David Naughton   Terror Troop Kiss the Goat, 6.5 Feet Under and Not So Evil Episodes On Horrorphilia   The post Cinema Beef Podcast #60 : It Only Rains Men and Blood From The Disco Ball first appeared on Legion.

    Grab your glass eyeball, the kids and your wits because Cinema Beef is back with a real doozy.  I am joined by my permanent co-host, Jeffery X Martin, as we trudge into some awkward territory.  X has programmed three very connected Kurt Russell films for us to forge on through.  First up, Snake takes on fabulous bad guys, punks and dated technology in Escape From New York.  Then, Russell plays scumbag number one when he kidnaps a rich bitch with hilarious and creepy results in Overboard.  Finally, we take to the high seas where Kurt comes full circle, tortures a stuffy businessman’s family and becomes nautical Jesus in Captain Ron.  Hope you guys like the new format.  It’s only gonna get weirder! Links Kiss The Goat 6.5 Feet Under  Sloppy Seconds  The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Eyepatch Theory w/ Professor X first appeared on Legion.

I  put this together a while ago but it is now available on the Legion feed!  Remember the days when films had those songs that would come up when the characters were either working out or doing a project of just trying to real some insurmountable goal? Do you remember those often cheesy end of film songs? Then, this is the playlist to feed your appetite! This is 22 tracks that I hope will keep you unnecessarily motivated for at least an hour and 40 minutes. Then, you’re on your own. Or just start it all over again! Here is the track listing!   “Megaforce” performed by Dallas Aor Band 707 from the film “Megaforce” (1982) (Listener request!) “You Got the Touch” perfromed by Stan Bush from the film “Transformers : The Movie” (1986) “Win in the End” performed by Mark Safan from the film “Teen Wolf” (1985) “Push It to the Limit” performed by Paul Engemann from the film “Scarface” (1983) “Stand On Your Own” performed by Joe Toronto from the film “No Retreat, No Surrender” “Theme from Tango and CASH” performed by Harold Faltermeyer (1989) “Never” performed by Moving Pictures from the film “Footloose” “You’re the Best” performed [...] The post Cinema Beef : Cheesedick Closers and Magnificent Montages Playlist first appeared on Legion.

Cinema Beef is back once again guns a blazing for yet another reboot.  I am joined by Jeffery X Martin for a triple feature of epic proportions.  Well two of them anyways.  First up, join The Duke, Ricky Nelson and Dean Martin as they detox and kill baddies in a small western town in Rio Bravo from 1959.  Then, we travel to a California ghetto where crime is high and the gang members are expert marksmen.  All this and some revenge stuff in a police station in John Carpenter’s classic Assault on Precinct 13 from 1976.  Finally, we dig in on the beef of this episode.  We cover the debacle that is the shootier, gorier and much lamer Precict 13 redux from 2005.   Links Kiss The Goar, 6.5 Feet Under Music “My Rifle, My Pony and Me” Peformed by Dean Martin, Ricky Nelson and Walter Brennan “A Gringo Like Me” Performed by Peter Tevis and Ennio Morricone and his orchestra “The Trooper” Performed by Iron Maiden The post Cinema Beef Podcast 2.0 : Corralled At Precinct 13 first appeared on Legion.

Lock your doors and put up that wall, Cinema Beef rides again with some campy ass shit.  I am joined by James Cox of the Who Filmed This Shit Podcast and we got some real winners this time.  First up, when a St. Bernard gets into some mischief with some bats and possibly some crystal meth, he toys with a cheating wife and her emaciated son with mediocre results in Cujo from 1983. Then, we head to Midwich! Where the janitors are drunk, the doctors are smug and the children are all fucked up.  We cover John Carpenter’s Village of the Damned from 1995!  This one goes to some weird places so I apologize ahead of time!   Contact Info Facebook : Gary Hill Twitter : @GDubby E-Mail : [email protected] Facebook Group : https://www.facebook.com/groups/CinemaBeef/   James Facebook : James Cox Facebook Group : https://www.facebook.com/groups/whofilmedthisshit/   Music Credits “Can Your Pussy Do The Dog?” performed by The Cramps “Kids of the Damned” performed by Svengoolie (Rich Koz) and Doug Graves “Deer Dance” performed by System of a Down    Links Sloppy Seconds Rate us on iTunes and win some free shit! Who Filmed This Shit Podcast!     The post Cinema Beef Podcast #57 : Rabid Heroes and Incestuous Sheep first appeared on Legion.

  Happy Halloween  from Cinema Beef!  I am joined by Doug Tilley and Bo Ransdell as we discuss our picks for films that are so bad they are good!  First up, Doug takes us to crazy town as Billy deals with budding homosexuality, murder and one crazy ass aunt in Night Warning from 1982.  Next. we go into the woods with Bo and deal with some hungry rednecks in Cannibal Campout from 1988.  Finally, we tempt evil forces and get all of out senses offended in the process in Nightmare Sisters from 1988!  We also have many submissions from other podcasters on what their choices are for this as well!  Enjoy! Contact Info Facebook : Gary Hill, Bo Ransdell, Douglas Tilley Twitter : @GDubby, @Doug_Tilley, @BoinTN E-Mail : [email protected]   Links No Budget Nightmares  Not So Evil Sidecast Watch Night Warning  Watch Cannibal Campout   The post Cinema Beef Podcast #56 : So Bad It’s Good first appeared on Legion.

  Hello, Beefers!  In this episode, I will need you all to prick up your ears and squeal in pain!  I am joined by Onyx Hades of the Horrorcopia and Bump In The Night Podcasts! We cover two very different kinds of films in this one.  First up, one lonely widower takes tryouts for a new wife and gets  more than he bargained for when he picks a real winner.  Join the fun and the torture as Onyx and I discuss Takashi Miike’s Audition from 1999.  Then, we grab our powdered wigs and take to the stage as we join Mozart, not Moe Zart, and Salieri and take  an in depth look into their rivalry, creative struggle and one’s eventual murder in Amadeus from 1984.   Contact Info Gary Facebook : Gary Hill Twitter : @GDubby E-Mail : [email protected]   Onyx Facebook : Onyx Hades   Links Purely Random Podcast Network Join the Cinema Beef group! Rate and review us on iTunes!     The post Cinema Beef Podcast : #55 : Even Asian Girls and Maestros Get the Blues first appeared on Legion.

On this episode, I am joined by Vaughn Kuhlmeier of Motion Picture Massacre and we chat about two very different films.  First up, the hero in this movie is a slacker on a road to nowhere as women’s heads are being crushed and the men are spraying their essence on everything in The Taint from 2011.  Then, Vaughn rips open our childhoods and our hearts when we discuss all things John Hughes and mainly The Breakfast Club from 1984.   Contact Info Gary Facebook : Gary Hill Twitter : @GDubby E-Mail : [email protected]   Vaughn Facebook : Vaughn Kuhlmeier Twitter : @mpmassacre   Music Credits “I Used To Love Her” performed by Guns N’ Roses from the album G N’ R Lies “Teenagers” performed by My Chemical Romance from the album “The Black Parade”   Links Motion Picture Massacre  Terror Troop  Cinema Beef FB Group! Like The Bird and The Beard! Rate and review us on iTunes The post Cinema Beef Podcast #54 : Beefing on Hughes first appeared on Legion.

  There’s an alien invasion and it has set it’s sites on Cinema Beef! I am joined by my fellow Terror Trooper and toy aficionado, Willis Wheeler! We cover two films that are products of the 1980s so it should be right up our alley! First up, we go metal on metal with a bunch of wasted performets left in their wake in Transformers : Dark of the Moon from 2011. Then, it’s those rambunctious kids vs. the government with a little brown alien held in the balance in E.T. The Extra Terrestrial from 1982. Pop open a Coors Light and get the hell out of the way of the heavy machinery, Cinema Beef is back on the air!   Contact Info Gary Facebook : Gary Hill Twitter : @GDubby E-Mail : [email protected]   Wills Facebook : Willis Wheeler Twitter : @nastywilldc   Music Credits “The Body Electric” performed Rush from the album “Grace Under Pressure” “I’m Going To Go Back There Someday” performed by Paul Williams and The Great Gonzo   Links Terror Troop  Like The Bird and The Beard on Facebook! Check out Willis Wheeler’s YouTube channel! Join the Cinema Beef Facebook group! Rate and review us on [...] The post Cinema Beef Podcast : #53 Finger Probes and Replacement Breasts first appeared on Legion.

  We’re back after an unwanted one month hiatus. Have no fear. We are going to bring out more shows regularly. Am am joined by my future co-host on an untitled project, Erik Bergstrom of 100 Years of Horror and Giallo Ciao Ciao! We are covering two films featuring two members of the Slater clan! First up, Christian Slater oggles his sisters boobies and other rebellious teen shenanigans in The Legend of Billie Jean from 1985! Then, we take to the airwaves with Happy Hard Harry when we make teens make bad decisions in Pump Up The Volume from 1990! In the middle, you will hear a review/discussion from Katie Rots of Rotten Rantings. We talk about super Mick Taylor and his ability to communicate with all his surroundings in Wolf Creek 2! It’s a packed show and there is more to come nest time when I am joined by “Wildman” Willis Wheeler! Stay tuned and keep on beefing! Contact Info Gary  Facebook : Gary Hill Twitter : @GDubby E-Mail : [email protected]   Erik Facebook : Erik Brgstrm Twitter : @ThePhantomErik   Katie Facebook : Katie Rots Twitter : @KatieROTS Music Credits “Shake It Out” Performed by Florence The Machine [...] The post Cinema Beef #52 : Slaters Do Australia first appeared on Legion.

Cinema Beef is letting out it’s primal side on this one! This one is guaranteed to bring out the animal in you Beefers! I am joined by LGBT correspondent and one witchy, wolfy gal in Cindy “Sin” Fallon on this one.  First up, we talk about a woman and the demons that haunt her in Lovely Molly from 2011. Then, Liam Neeson takes on the elements, his own humanity and a group of hungry pursuers in The Grey from 2011. Contact Info Facebook : Gary Hill, Cindy Sin Fallon Twitter : @GDubby, @Beechphile E-mail : [email protected] Music Credits “The Animal I Have Become” performed by Three Days Grace “The Beast in Me” performed by Johnny Cash Links Check out Sin on “The Morning Ritual with Garret Lewis” on 790 AM KNST. Weekdays, 6 AM – 9 AM If you would like to read more about the demon Orabas, click here. The post Cinema Beef #51 : Shifty Animals and How I Learned To Tolerate Eduardo Sanchez first appeared on Legion.

  Cinema Beef rides again with a brand new format and a brand new guest! I am joined by Ryan Lewis of Graveshift Radio and we throw out the mutual film and go at it on two way different films! Ryan chose a classic in the slasher genre that I really don’t care for in Bob Clark’s sorority cut up flick in Black Christmas from 1874. Then, we dive into what some folks think is amongst the worse of the worse of superhero films when we talk about and I defend Joel Schumaker’s cowl-gasm in Batman and Robin form 1997. This was a really fun one although I bring the episode down in the end in a wonderful way. Thanks for listening!   Contact Info Facebook : Gary Hill, Ryan Lewis Twitter : @GDubby, @RYN_LEWIS Music Credits “Run For Your Life” performed by The Beatles “The End is the Beginning is the End” performed by Smashing Pumpkins           The post Cinema Beef #50! : Bat Nips Get Cold in the Attic first appeared on Legion.

t would be our State of the Apes Address! We would discuss the evolution of the original series and where the latest series is now and where it could go next. Join the ape revolution! Contact Info Facebook : Gary Hill Twitter : @GDubby E-Mail : [email protected] Willis Facebook : Willis Wheeler Twitter : @nastywilldc Suzanne Facebook : Suzanne Wilson Cappaletti Twitter : Flyye01 Gill Facebook : Gill Rockatansky Twitter : @GillRockatansky Music Credits “Ape Shall Not Kill Ape” performed by The Vandals “Your Monkey Won’t Be Home Tonight” performed by Buck Owens The post State of the Apes Address first appeared on Legion.