Nigel is back in London speaking with Producer Matt about his time away from the pod and what he's been up to! They dive deep into tales about 11 hour taxi journeys, Matt playing against a team of refugees and Nigel's experiences so far living in LA. *apologies about the sound quality in this episode. As explained on the pod only one microphone was picked up for some bizarre reason. *Producer Matt hangs his head in shame* 0:00 - Nigel has moved to LA and was cancelled in China 10:12 - Nigel is then cancelled for Uncle Roger jokes about Cambodian food and taking an 11 hour taxi ride! 19:03 - Producer Matt's short film has finally been playing at film festivals and reading Nigel's birth chart 28:41 - Nigel and his girlfriend are papped on the London underground 35:44 - Producer Matt plays football against a team of refugees  Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

It's the last* podcast and Nigel brings with him his anxieties about the growing influence AI has over the human experience. Elsewhere Producer Matt speaks about his move to Bournemouth, his upcoming stay on a super yacht and he reveals that his short film Caterpillar has secured its world premiere (yay). *at least for a little while lol... 0:00 - Why Nigel isn't scared of AI 9:11 - Producer Matt is staying on a super yacht for a stag do and Nigel has some suggestions on how to make it "not lame" 19:10 - Nigel enquires about Producer Matt's use of the Luton Van and wants to know more about his recent move to Bournemouth. He also speaks about his craving for chicken balls in Tokyo. 29:31 - How being a faux food critic has meant Nigel is very strict with his diet during the day so he can eat what he likes at night. Nigel also self diagnoses himself as being Autistic. 40:33 - Nigel recently went to a "rap show" to see bbno$ and his desire to be seated instead of standing has confirmed that he is indeed getting older. Follow Matt's short film - https://www.instagram.com/caterpillarshortfilm23/ Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

Signup to hear about Nigel’s upcoming special: https://bit.ly/nigelngmail It's been a minute since the last podcast! Has much happened in the intervening period? Well Nigel began filming on the second series of his show "East Mode", Producer Matt sold his flat and is nearing moving date but most importantly Nigel is now monogamous. 0:00 - Nigel is in a monogamous relationship! Editing on the comedy special is nearing completion and will be landing soon. 11:00 - Working with sensitive actors, will LA turn Nigel woke and why old men can get away with hitting on younger women. 17:00 - Producer Matt has sold his flat and is trying to rope his friends into helping him move, this is something Nigel is vehemently opposed. Why Producer Matt is proud of preparing to drive a “Luton” van. 26:00 - Nigel reveals that his Mom and Dad both had eleven siblings (11!?!) and goes on to speak lovingly and not at all inappropriately about his Grandparents sex lives. 32:00 - Nigel is enjoying dipping his toes into the acting scene and confesses the he actually received an applause break after one of his scenes! Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

Condolences to the victims and their families of the Monterey Park shooting. You can donate to a gofundme setup to help the families here: https://www.gofundme.com/f/monterey-park-lunar-new-year-victims-fund 0:00 - Talking about the tragedy in Monterey Park and why Brandon Tsay deserves a blue tick on social media. 12:35 - Happy lunar new year and why Nigel doesn’t like Scandinavia plus Producer Matt shows off his pyroclastic flow knowledge and takes umbrage with the viewers opinions on how long a dog can be left. 23:45 - Discussing Everything Everywhere All At Once Oscar Nominations, getting old Asian’s therapy and Nigel worries about some of his tendencies. 29:45 - Nigel and Producer Matt are going out for Lunar New Year and it’s Matt’s first experience of it! Matt worries about any traditions he may not be aware of while Nigel lambasts him for his over exuberance to “be a good asian”. 36:30 - How Nigel knows that Matt is “broke”, mirror chat and Matt questions why he isn’t allowed to wear his Doc Martens inside Nigel’s home. Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

THE PODCAST IS COMING TO AN END… in a few months as Nigel announces his upcoming relocation to Los Angeles! So strap in for the final episodes of the Haiyaa podcast and let's make it the best closing run ever seen from a podcast. Write to us with your funny stories or favourite highlights from the podcast to [email protected] or leave a voice note to the Haiyaa podcast Instagram (the link is down below) With that out of the way… Nigel takes Producer Matt and Gemma to his favourite Omakase restaurant in London and trick them into trying Cod Sperm. Surprisingly delicious! Elsewhere Nigel describes his longing to be a “Chad” and reveals why he wants to date a woman with left wing morals but right wing aesthetics. 0:00 - The Haiyaa Podcast will be on hiatus when Nigel moves to LA and reassures Producer Matt it isn’t because of his workmanship that he is leaving. 10:38 - Nigel is worried he will turn into an “LA” type, wand update from Producer Matt and why it was Nigel’s fault he only last two days before breaking dry January. 19:46 - Nigel shames a white couple for eating edamame in an Omakase restaurant, Producer Matt opens up about his Pseudodysphagia, Nigel yearns to be a “Chad” one day. 32:07 - Producer Matt and Gemma try cod sperm with Nigel and after Matt takes Nigel to a traditional British pub for pints and crisps. Nigel clears up some controversy about a recent comment he made abut a Thai street vendor in an Uncle Roger video. 42:00 - Nigel reacts to a recent Vice debate video and why he hopes nobody ever posts “So Brave” under a selfie of his… 50:00 - The return of responding to Listener emails! Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow . -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

Happy New Year viewers & listeners of the Haiyaa Podcast! Welcome to 2023 where Nigel’s American friend discovered the British supermarket meal deal, Producer Matt is gifted a very special wand (wingardium leviosa not levioSAR) and Nigel stumbles on a ridiculous way to try and be seen quicker by Doctors in the Emergency Room.  0:00 - Nigel presents Producer Matt with a belated Christmas present and Nigel had an American friend come to stay. 6:53 - British holidays compared with American vacations and Nigel questions why Producer Matt has chosen to do dry January (which was broken that evening when they went for dinner because Nigel bought the wine and Producer Matt knew he would regret not having a nice glass of red with their Spaghetti Carbonara) 13:25 - Nigel has started hypnotherapy! Producer Matt reveals the former gladiator he watches perform gong therapy on Instagram. 20:35 - Boston friend visited Nigel over the Christmas period and when they visited a spa there were some gender politics at play when deciding who should have the male and who should have the female massage artist. Nigel also reveals why massage parlours offering female happy endings would be a terrible business idea.  27:15 - Cost of living in America compared to the UK and his Boston friend discovers the fables British supermarket meal deal for £5 and Producer Matt ponders when did the UK become a third world country… 39:00 - Nigel had to go to a British hospital on a public holiday and it didn’t go to plan. He also discovered he’s one earache away from turning into a right wing shock jock.  49:40 - Instead of privatising the NHS Nigel has this wild theory so people get seen by doctors quicker… Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

Coming all the way from New York City Nigel and Producer Matt talk all things white privilege at immigration, predicting the virility of male "swimmers" based on gut feelings and Nigel reveals how he is feeling now he has reached the end of his USA leg of the Haiyaa World Tour. Thanks for watching and supporting the Haiyaa podcast in 2022 - we couldn't do it without you! 0:00 - Producer Matt chose to watch soccer in New York and why Producer Matt’s wife likes Nigel 9:48 - The white privilege of immigration at airports, Nigel’s experience being detained for further questions despite having a visa and discussing which race they would both be if they were reincarnated 19:15 - Nigel roasts Producer Matts hometown Bournemouth and implores him to move to Bali instead. Nigel’s f buddy was doing a reset while staying in New York. 29:57 - Nigel wants to create the “Asian” version of the xmas film “The Holiday” and Nigel ponders the question… how else do you kill time if by not having sex. 38:30 - Why Nigel has a soft spot for rich white people and Producer Matt’s “gut feeling” that his sperm is going to be high performing. Nigel also reflects on the US leg of his World Tour ending and celebrating a year of Haiyaa podcast. Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

After spending time together in Hawaii Nigel has brought Hawaii girl with him to NYC to record a podcast. We finally get a unique perspective on what it is like to casually be involved with Nigel, learn all about his "no touching" rule and hear about their hilarious adventures. 0:00 - We discover the joke Hawaii girl told that inspired Nigel to bring her on the podcast and the leap of faith they both took in going to Hawaii together despite never meeting in person beforehand. 7:00 - Why Nigel changed hotels in Hawaii to escape the two star people and because of his disappointment in not being given flowers. 14:00 - Hawaii girl has an asian fetish and we learn about her small town America upbringing. One of her Man Friends is Nigels biggest fan and why being called a 'Niece" is a turn off. Having to take out a "special toy" at airport security... 26:48 - Texting other men and women in front of each other and the two of them bumping into a guy Hawaii girl matched with on tinder. The politics behind Nigel's "no touching" rule and Hawaii girl sitting next to the guy she matched with on Tinder on the plane ride home - it was awkward. 40:00 - Nigel is auditioning for Hawaii girl number two, the discovery of Nigels "hidden folder" on his phone and meeting a trophy wife in Hawaii. 50:00 - Playing corn hole with a couple celebrating their divorces. Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

This episode is #sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to https://betterhelp.com/haiyaa for our special offer! If you don't already, follow Joshua: https://www.youtube.com/@UChBEbMKI1eCcejTtmI32UEw While in Houston Nigel caught up with YouTube chef and all around nice guy Joshua Weissman. They discuss Joshua upbringing and how Nigel can tell he "didn't grow up with money", why Jeffrey Dahmer could have been saved if he was handed a frying pan and Joshua's passion for water. 0:00 - Joshua’s background and the peculiar gift he wanted for his birthday as a kid 7:10 - Why Nigel thinks Jeffrey Dahmer should have been a chef and Nigel’s ideal brothel… 17:07 - Why Joshua feels bad for Jamie Oliver, how Nigel can tell that Joshua didn’t grow up with a lot of money and Nigel reveals how bringing up prenups is seen as taboo. 30:13 - Joshua explains why he is a water connoisseur and Nigel makes his case for why a little segregation is a good thing and will stop white people dying from skin cancer. 43:20 - Why Joshua farts on planes and Nigel thinks a passenger disgruntled by a Joshua fart killed his wife. Also the guys discuss the work ethic culture in the states compared to the UK.  Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

This episode is #sponsored by ExpressVPN. Go to https://www.expressvpn.com/haiyaa for our special offer! Nigel and Producer Matt come to you today from a studio in Miami Beach and they have lots of stories from their adventures including Nigel’s most tragic rejection, hanging out in a cabana and Producer Matt speaks about his gambling addiction. 0:00 - Nigel’s biggest rejection to date for the most absurd reason you’ve ever heard. Guaranteed. 7:00 - Staying at the Fontainebleau Miami Beach and Producer Matt feels guilty for feeling rough on the day of recording. 17:52 - Why strangers like speaking to Producer Matt and being hit on at the pool. 27:30 - Nigel finds out some juicy gossip about himself and his ex wife and his recent date tried to unlock his phone while he was sleeping. 42:18 - Producer Matt opens up about his gambling addiction and Nigel reveals how he in his own way isn’t supporting gambling companies. Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA  

This episode is #sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to betterhelp.com/haiyaa for our special offer! Nigel welcomes Edward and Sheldon from the Toronto based YouTuber group CantoMando and they have a no filter chat about dating, YouTube and everything in between. Subscribe to CantoMando: https://www.youtube.com/c/CantoMando Subscribe to 6feetunder podcast: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDCP86-PS6b0c5Qpc8-uJfg 0:00 - CantoMando explain their viral video “Visiting The Most Racist Town In America” 7:00 - Edward and Sheldon explain their recent experience playing in the Simu Liu charity basketball game and being blocked by professional basketball player Jeremy Lin. 15:10 - CantoMando came to Nigel’s show and talk about their favourite jokes from the set and why the best therapy is comedy. 33:19 - How Edward and Sheldon met their girlfriends and how to NOT get friendzoned. 46:30 - Why Nigel has learned from reading Rilke and Nigel is curious to know if Edward or Sheldon’s partners ever get jealous of attention they may get from other women. Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA  

Nigel has embarked on the final leg of the Haiyaa World Tour and is finally able to visit wonderful Canada! He has also brought out Producer Matt for a podcast recording in Toronto where they went for an eventful night out in Chinatown and Matt convinced an ex convict to subscribe to Haiyaa. 0:00 - Producer Matt is five hours delayed and was worried when the Pilot told everyone to “Trust me, it’s safe” which is also what Nigel used to tell women he was dating. 8:30 - Nigel gave Producer Matt a shout out at his show to which Producer Matt was typically British about. Nigel has a new way to get around having to fiddle with condom packets. 17:48 - Nigel filmed with the CantoMando YouTubers based in Toronto and moans about the poor job Brits did of bringing back beautiful women when they colonised the world. 25:45 - Nigel and Matt went for a night out in Toronto, why Nigel won’t date 20 year olds anymore and Matt tried to discover some blackmail material from one of Nigel’s college roommates. 33:39 - Matt should be given a raise for convincing strangers to subscribe to the podcast including one ex convict he did shots with! Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Listeners get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp by visiting https://www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa Go to https://www.expressvpn.com/haiyaa and find out how you can get 3 months of ExpressVPN free! Pick up the latest Uncle Roger merch here http://unclerogermerch.com/   Nigel recently hosted an autumnal soirée at his home in London and invited his closest friends and colleagues including Producer Matt who has all of the insider gossip from a lovely evening of fantastic food, great company and lots and lots of boooooze. 0:00 - Nigel and Producer Matt show off shiny new merch and Matt admits to SOMETIMES leaving Nigel on read.  Nigel hosts a soirée at his home.  8:05 - Nigel cleared the air with Producer Matt’s wife Gemma at the party by apologising for all the talk about prostitutes. Nigel explains why he has invested in paintings by L.S. Lowry but Matt prefers David Hockney.  15:27 - Examining the differences between Nigel’s soirée and a British house party. Turns out there are a lot of them! Nigel also explains why it’s fun to label people. 29:00 - Gemma admits to potentially making Producer Matt’s life hell if they break up and Nigel has a theory to go with this. At the soirée Nigel learns the environment in which Producer Matt edits the podcast. 43:00 - Nigel reveals some anecdotal experience he has of going to British house parties aka “shit British flat” parties. Why Nigel wishes his soirée’s would turn into orgy’s. Write in if you know how to make that happen to [email protected]!  52:00 - Mini hair transplant update. Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

He’s done it! Nigel has arrived back from Manchester after having the much anticipated hair transplant. While recovering from the procedure Nigel went to the Peak District with his family who have been visiting and they went to see The Lion King. 0:00 - Nigel speaks candidly about his hair transplant procedure. 11:00 - Nigel imparts some marital wisdom to Matt and is doing the hard sell for getting a hair transplant. 19:00 - Nigel and Producer Matt will record a podcast with the crazy spider lady and Nigel makes the distinction that surgeons shouldn’t make noises while operating that they wouldn’t make in the bedroom. 25:00 - Producer Matt meets Nigel’s family and witnesses first hand where Nigel gets his roasting skills from… 35:45 - Nigel takes his family to the Peak District and why they were missing Malaysian food and shorter meal times. 44:00 - Nigel and his family go to see The Lion King at the West End and Nigel identifies Disney’s new marketing technique. Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

Nigel has flown Producer Matt to beautiful Amsterdam and these are their stories from an eventful night walking along the red light district and smoking at a coffeeshop. Elsewhere Her Majesty The Queen has passed away. What implications will this have on Matt’s work ethic and what does Nigel think about these developments… you’re about to find out! 0:00 - Matt takes Nigel to a restaurant in Amsterdam and they explored the red light district. Matt found it “surreal” 9:25 - Nigel and Matt were offered drugs and the Haiyaa podcast marks the passing of Queen Elizabeth II 19:25 - Nigel tried to be culturally sensitive by checking if Matt was still happy to work while mourning the passing of his monarch. Matt trolled Nigel in the process! 30:00 - Nigel’s new mantra is “Be Hard and Smart” and it relates to bargaining with sex workers. It’s also the piece of advice he wants to pass down to his children. 46:40 - Spider Lady follow up! Nigel is in for an amazing surprise from the latest DM to land… Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Listeners get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp by visiting https://www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa Go to https://www.expressvpn.com/haiyaa and find out how you can get 3 months of ExpressVPN free! In a jam packed episode of Haiyaa pod Nigel and Producer discuss their upcoming trip to Amsterdam, Nigel has booked in his hair transplant. And the floodgates have opened with reference to fans of the podcast wanting to be Nigel’s instagram ho’s. (What a sentence that is) 0:00 - Nigel and Producer Matt are visiting Amsterdam together soon! 8:13 - Nigel wanted to drop in and see Matt at the End Of The Road festival last weekend but is very glad he didn’t… 16:20 - Nigel is the Asian Larry David and had a funny encounter with a tailor when trying to get his trousers shortened.  37:30 - The next step in Nigel’s hair transplant procedure. The date has been booked! 46:00 - Nigel has a new perspective on veganism and thinks most British people should consider it.  51:00 - Nigel’s Instagram Ho Of The Week featuring a Spider Queen! #NIHOTW   Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

Nigel discusses his current plans for a hair transplant and berates Producer Matt for going to yet another music festival! Matt also played matchmaker when he paired up Nigel with a fan of the podcast for a date. 0:00 - Nigel will record a podcast the same day as his hair transplant and Producer Matt has been to another festival. 7:00 - What it's like to plan for a hair transplant and why Canada are holding Nigel's world tour hostage. 16:40 - Nigel goes on a date with a fan of Haiyaa Podcast and Matt was the matchmaker. They also speak about their upcoming trip to Amsterdam. 29:20 - After a blood test Nigel is told to try and bring his cholesterol down to reduce the chance of diabetes and Nigel has an existential epiphany. 38:35 - Nigel meets a show off from Essex who's Range Rover was broken into and needed his help. 45:10 - Listener email trying to prove to Nigel that there are other examples of race mixing which are cute as well as Indonesia/Dutch! Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Listeners get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp by visiting https://www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa Nigel and Producer Matt catch up on Nigel's recent holiday where the friend he had travelled with was horrified by the jokes on the previous Haiyaa podcast! Nigel has realised that to find true love he must either hide his podcast or be totally upfront about his sense of humour... 0:00 - Producer Matt's shitty thumbnails and potentially starting a Haiyaa podcast patreon account 8:37 - Is it weird that Nigel has women's beauty products in his guest bathroom? 15:02 - What Nigel must do to not die alone 27:00 - Nigel falls out with his friend while on holiday 32:30 - Nigel's dentist keeps rescheduling his appointments 39:00 - Getting lazer eye surgery and a hair transplant at the same time implies a mental breakdown Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

Nigel is back in London with Producer Matt and is well rested from his holiday in Mykonos! But before going to Mykonos he decided to buy a £600 pair of sandals to fit in with the rich white people. This week Nigel also did some filming with Gordon Ramsay! 0:00 - Nigel and Producer Matt are on a 3 video demonitized streak and vow to end it this podcast. 7:07 - Nigel did some filming with Gordon Ramsay! 15:01 - Nigel met Gordon’s daughter Tilly and loved his G Wagon car. 23:24 - Buying Hermes sandals for Nigel’s Mykonos trip 36:00 - Mykonos stories and why Nigel is so pleased he isn’t allergic to rich people stuff Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

This week Nigel speaks with former Japanese AV star Maria Ozawa! They chat EVERYTHING about her career to date, it's a fascinating chat and we hope you enjoy it. Subscribe to Maria: https://www.youtube.com/c/MariaOzawaOfficial/videos Big thanks to Tokyo Comedy Bar for letting us film there, go check them out if you live in Tokyo: https://www.tokyocomedybar.com/  0:00 - Nigel and Matt preamble and Nigel STILL doesn't have his Canadian visa. 4:53 - How Maria was introduced to the Japanese AV industry 15:00 - Maria came to watch Nigel's show in Tokyo and Maria's history owning different bars 26:00 - Nigel wants Maria to marry one of her elderly bar visitors 35:00 - What it's like to date as an AV star and she describes what her DMs are like 47:30 - Nigel and Maria's experiences with acting and Maria reveals her overall thoughts on her time as an AV star. Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Listeners get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp by visiting https://www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa Nigel and Producer Matt are reunited as Nigel returns home from the Australia, New Zealand and Japan leg of his world tour! Nigel wants Matt to work more after his recent trip to Glastonbury festival and is frustrated with the work ethic of British people in general... 0:00 - Producer Matt’s punishment for going to Glastonbury and getting Covid is wearing Porn Hub merchandise. 11:00 - Nigel thinks UK Music festivals are attended by predominantly white people because everybody else is working! 21:00 - Producer Matt had covid and couldn’t work but Nigel’s builders got covid and came in anyway - why won’t British people work! 28:01 - Nigel had a great time in Japan and also discovered that Japanese men don’t go down on women. 38:40 - Why Nigel is taking Top Gun Maverick principles and using them in his own videos. If Tom Cruise was British all the stunts would be CGI so he doesn’t have to work. Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

Nigel meets Dessert King Reynold Poernomo at his dessert bar Koi in Sydney, Australia! They chat everything Desserts and why Asian desserts are better than White peoples. Reynold - https://www.instagram.com/reynoldpoer/ 0:00 - Why Nigel wants to contract Covid 19 for the antibodies and a look around Koi - Reynolds Dessert Bar. 12:00 - Exploring Reynolds background and what it was like growing up in Australia at a predominantly white school. 19:45 - Nigel’s dating exploits and should they both get a Finsta (fake instagram account) 32:46 - Hiring more staff for Koi and why Nigel thinks Reynold should only hire Asians 42:51 - Trying some Dessert! 55:08 - Trying more Desserts!! Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

Nigel and Producer Matt are in Bangkok for a very special WORLDWIDE episode of the Haiyaa podcast. Nigel speaks about his encounter with “coke mom” and befriending two Thai Billionaires while Matt is recognised for the first time by a Haiyaa pod fan. 0:00 - Nigel befriends two Thai billionaires 9:10 - Will Matt get back in time for Glastonbury Festival and Heathrow airport is crumbling 15:05 - Nigel is looking for instagram ho’s that he can train to replace Matt and Asian audiences love their national anthems 28:23 - Nigel plays his homecoming show and brings his parents on stage too and why jokes written down are brutal! 35:43 - Nigel meets “coke mom” and is worried she might be a golddigger. Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

Nigel and Producer Matt are back! Kinda... Nigel is in Australia and Matt is in London but thanks to the power of the internet they are able to catch up about Nigel's recent threesome and the worst joke Nigel has ever told on stage. 0:00 - Producer Matt has been running errands fo Nigel while he's away 8:10 - Getting free tickets for Nigel's mom has been the hardest he has ever worked 15:30 - Nigel has been asked to do a press conference in Malaysia 21:58 - Nigel had his first threesome 28:28 - Research on golddiggers and why celebrities go broke 33:50 - The worst joke Nigel has told on stage Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Listeners get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp by visiting https://www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa This week Nigel is joined by the legend himself Ethan Marrell aka Ozzy Man Reviews! They speak candidly about their experiences including Ethan's time doing stand up comedy in England and why Nigel wants to find some Quokka's. 0:00 - How Nigel and Ethan first met and why Nigel wants to be sued 9:00 - Why Ethan loves Perth and why Nigel doesn't 22:14 - How Ethan started Ozzy Man Reviews 35:09 - Nigel reflects on his China scandal and tries some Thai Green Curry cooked by a member of Team Ozzy Man Reviews! 50:00 - The difference between the feedback from performing live and releasing videos on YouTube 57:42 - Nigel had a threesome recently Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

Nigel has been criticised by a Malaysian newspaper for not being as successful as Michelle Yeoh and he also tells the story of a date gone wrong in an action packed episode of Haiyaa! (This episode isn't sponsored by Betterhelp, but since we mentioned it on the episode, here's the link if you want to sign up. It supports the podcast: https://www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa) 0:00 - Bullying Matt for his long trip and going to Bangkok together 8:21 - Nigel gets therapy! 17:24 - Getting therapy from Uncle Roger and pitching Uncle Roger movie to Nigel’s agent 20:00 - Malaysian articles criticises Nigel 28:34 - going on a crazy date Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

Listeners get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp by visiting https://www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa 0:00 - Producer Matt is STILL away and your funny comments roasting him… 6:53 - Nostalgia for dial up internet and staying at Youth Hostels while starting comedy career 13:45 - The hotel mini bar rips you off but Nigel doesn’t care anymore 20:26 - Reflecting on recent collaborations and reacting to Dan Howell “Why I Quite YouTube” video 31:58 - YouTuber as a slur? And wanting to move to LA 37:25 - Why Oat Milk is gross and dating on Raya is terrible… Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

Watch Bling Empire on Netflix now and catch season two on May 13th https://www.netflix.com/title/81039144  Listeners get 10% off your first month of BetterHelp by visiting https://www.betterhelp.com/haiyaa  Follow Kevin on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kevin.kreider/Buy Kevin's Matcha brand here: https://kevinkreider.com/products/supplement  Nigel chats with Bling Empire’s Kevin Kreider about the upcoming season and Kevin’s incredible journey onto the show plus so much more. 0:00 - How Kevin joined Bling Empire and what it’s like to be on the show 8:00 - Kevin’s thoughts on season two of Bling Empire and Kevin speaks about being adopted.  19:51 - How life changes when you become visible in public eye and Kevin’s experience losing his hair to alopecia.  29:11 - Is Nigel too good looking to be a comic and would Kevin ever look to Only Fans as a career choice? 36:36 - Kevin’s new podcast and spending less time on the toilet without a phone 45:27 - TMI sex talk and the time Kevin dated a comedian 54:54 - Nigel growing up in Malaysia and Kevin chose to do this podcast instead of going to a 20 year high school reunion. Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA  

Subscribe to Jimmy on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/LowballJim/featured and follow him on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/funnyasiandude/ Nigel hangs out with Silicon Valley, Love Hard star and comic Jimmy O Yang at his home in LA where they dish the dirt on everything ranging from having good dick game to Farrow and Ball paint. 0:00 - Intro and letting your kids study the arts 10:06 - how Uncle Roger blew up and how Nigel first discovered Jimmy over ten years ago 20:26 - Jimmy’s experience of Silicon Valley and being recognised in public 30:58 - Jimmy starting his YouTube channel during the pandemic and creating a new set after his special 40:57 - Celebrity dick size and discussing base level food standards in different cities 50:40 - Why is Nigel single and why if you have a podcast you will inevitably be cancelled… Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA  

Nigel and Producer Matt are back in the same room once again as Nigel returns from the first leg of his American tour to film for a British TV show. Nigel reveals how well his "bumgun" jokes have been landing in Texas and also reveals why he won't film his special in San Francisco... 0:00 - Nigel is back in the UK filming for the TV Show The Wheel 8:51 - Nigel’s new character for Queer Eye and why Nigel hates avocado 15:21 - What touring the USA has been like and speaking to the builder 28:00 - Why Nigel won’t be letting Ukrainian refugees live in his house and roasting San Francisco fans 40:45 - Matt’s friends Asian story without a Happy Ending Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA  

A very special guest joins Nigel on the show this week. Steven He has been killing it with his YouTube channel and blew up around the same time as Nigel. They catch up about the difficulties of breaking into acting, whether or not they should do their “Asian” accents for entertainment and why Uncle Roger is the superhero stopping Western chefs from fucking up Asian food. Subscribe to Steven's channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/StevenHe 0:00 - Where emotional damage came from 9:25 - What it was like Steven growing up in Ireland and breaking into acting 19:37 - Reflecting on Asia perceptions across social media and faking sponsorships  24:10 - Current living situations and is it ok to do the “Asian” accent? 32:00 - Blowing up online at the same time  42:22 - Using YouTube fame to produce content and Nigel wants Jamie Oliver to take him to court 47:30 - What it was like for Nigel to be cancelled and is Steven retiring Asian dad? 56:35 - How an Uncle Roger video is made and starting an Asian TikTok house 01:01:00 - Nigel appearing on British TV and teasing the Uncle Roger and Asian Dad collaboration Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA  

Join the Uncle Roger/Nigel Ng discord! https://discord.gg/2WT3gfc2Qw Nigel is in Philadelphia as part of his North American leg of the Haiyaa World Tour but that doesn't mean he hasn't had time to be frustrated with society. Top of his agenda this week are Asian kids who moan about their parents in therapy and the terrible plotlines in the porn aimed at men. 0:00 - Meeting Ramen Lord 8:04 - Listener email 16:54 - Americans mistaking the UK for being chic 33:01 - Female centric porn 38:40 - Nigel's imposter Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1ai... Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0...

Nigel recently met his first gold digger and Matt nearly got scammed while trying to sell a coffee table online. Elsewhere Nigel reveals even more evidence that he lives rent free in Jamie Oliver's mind... 0:00 - Will Smith slapped Chris Rock 6:00 - Nigel goes for dinner with his ex wife and meeting his first gold digger 11:00 - Matt nearly gets scammed 19:50 - Why Nigel doesn't think people should have savings 26:05 - Uncle Roger reviewing porn 32:39 - Teaching girls how to be good gold diggers 36:01 - Listener email Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA  

Nigel has announced one of the biggest gigs of his career to round up the Haiyaa World Tour at the Hammersmith Apollo and has realised it's the perfect opportunity for Jamie Oliver to take his revenge. Elsewhere Nigel responds to a listener comment who believes that Nigel is bullying Producer Matt. Get 20% off + free shipping with the code [HAIYAA] at https://www.manscaped.com/ 0:00 - Canada visa trouble 5:58 - Announcing Hammersmith Apollo show and horrible hotel experience 10:32 - Why guns have a bad reputation 16:44 - Does Nigel bully Producer Matt? 28:12 - How Jamie Oliver can earn Nigel’s respect 34:08 - Nigel is done dating 20 year olds 40:01 - Responding to listener voice note Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA  

Nigel and Matt welcome Gemma to the podcast. Matt and Gemma are fresh from seeing Nigel on his Haiyaa World Tour in London. Nigel comes up with a revolutionary VR learning tool and Nigel reveals who his favourite Malaysian person is…  0:00 - Introducing Gemma to the pod and an update on the Syrian Carpenters 4:23 - Matt and Gemma saw Nigel performing on tour  9:30 - There are no winners in war and Nigel starting a fund for Russian troops 15:15 - Nigel, Matt and Gemma go for drinks after the show  19:58 - Gemma explains Slum Day 24:00 - Nigel charges the same ticket prices as Coldplay in Thailand  30:46 - Another tour haul of gifts from Nigel’s meet and greets 41:47 - Reacting to listener voicemails

Nigel describes what it’s like to have a “Plant Guy” come to his house to help manage his ever growing list of plants. Elsewhere Nigel reveals his new method in trying to find love… 0:00 - Sanitised influencers and Pimp My Woman 8:30 - Dressing up neighbours to look friendly 15:00 - Nigel’s new technique for picking up women 20:44 - The definition of “Plant Guy” and potentially using hook ups to take care of his plants 31:25 - Reasons why Chinese students study in the UK and the importance of your movie being a hit in China Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?  

Nigel has been at the centre of a twitter sh*tstorm after posting a bad joke and has been receiving abuse and even his mom has been worried about him but this time he isn’t apologising and Nigel explains why. Elsewhere Nigel unboxes more of the gifts he has been receiving from fans on his world tour including one that he won’t be keeping in the bedroom… 0:00 - Dealing with a twitter sh*tstorm 8:20 - Nigel’s Mom worried about him after he was in the Malaysian Tabloids 14:15 - Celebrities are dehumanised on social media 18:58 - Putin putting short men to shame and why short white men should move to Asia 26:44 - Gordon Ramsay commented on Nigel’s video and inviting Jamie Oliver onto the podcast 33:30 - Reacting to listener email 41:51 - Apple podcast review Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

Nigel has embarked on his stand up world tour and has a new found love for the North of England and he presents a haul of presents he has received from fans at meet and greets. Elsewhere Uncle Roger drops in to give his best dating tips and why he is desperate to be love bombed by a new auntie.  0:00 - Starting the world tour and potentially dating a fan’s hot mom 9:45 - Fan gift haul from meet and greets 14:00 - Should you take off shoes indoors and making sure you aren’t assaulted by somebody poor 20:18 - Follow up from ep 10 reacting to a listener comment 29:02 - Uncle Rogers story time and dating tips 36:38 - Responding to listener emails wanting to be Nigel’s food slave and reacting to listener review Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

Get tour tickets: https://www.livenation.co.uk/artist-nigel-ng-1322783Get the Uncle Roger Youtooz figurine: https://youtooz.com/products/uncle-roger-cooking Nigel has found his million dollar company idea called “Food Slaves” and he reveals his geeky side when speaking about his brand new fancy QR code knives.  0:00 - Groupon 6:38 - Why Asian’s don’t have dishwashers and his new Chinese QR cleaver 18:28 - How Producer Matt makes fried rice and testing the Chinese Cleaver in the store 23:15 - Introducing the “food slave” and making slavery fun again 29:46 - what is tour life like for Nigel and why this is Matt’s favourite episode 34:51 - Responding to listener review and listener emails -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA  

Nigel recently hit five million subscribers and he is grateful to fans for watching his and Uncle Rogers content. Nigel reveals what he did to celebrate this achievement as well as explaining why it’s good for the Queen of England to be “racist” and he details his plans for a new restaurant…  This week, Nigel is disappointed in: 0:00 - Nigel is his own tour manager. 5:13 - What would happen if Queen Elizabeth II went on Joe Rogan’s podcast. 10:12 - Reacting to the NYT Singapore Chicken Curry recipe and celebrating five million subscribers. 13:58 - Nigel goes clubbing. 22:50 - Asian attitudes to baby care, the elderly and Matt’s chinatown story. 30:24 - Listener feedback, valentines day call out and Nigel’s plans for this valentines day. 38:06 - Responding to listener voicemail.  Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA  

Nigel responds to a comment about his views on having “pure Asian babies” and also reveals his new ethnicity… Nigel also ate a full cod head and tells Asian restaurants what they need to do to convince Western customers to eat their fish head curry. Elsewhere Uncle Roger pops in to tell us why he puts his leg on the chair and why he is excited about giving MSG to British chef Nigella Lawson. Happy Lunar New Year! This week, Nigel is disappointed in: 0:00 - Vice blocked his recent main channel video and building the Orange Army  4:39 - Clarifying Nigel’s mixed race views and reading listener comment 11:52 - Explaining Lunar New Year to a white guy and Halloween in Hong Kong 16:10 - Eating Fish head curry and how Asians were the first people to be sustainable 23:57 - Speaking about male body issues and why Nigel doesn’t care about negative comments 31:13 - Why Uncle Roger puts leg on chair story time 42:15 - Responding to listener comments on Apple Podcasts  Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA  

Nigel is fresh from his trip to LA and tells us what it was like to meet Uncle Gordon Ramsay and why he wants to raise his kids in California one day. Elsewhere Nigel reveals why the line between working for a family member and human trafficking is so thin and he reacts to a listener voice note who wants to gatekeep a very specific food… This week, Nigel is disappointed in: 0:00 - Flying to LA in economy and coming back in business 4:57 - Meeting Gordon Ramsay and guest starring on Hells Kitchen 10:15 - Having a cool community in LA 15:50 - “pure” Asian babies and the lunchbox moment 24:20 - family human trafficking 29:38 - Gatekeeping fish and chips 38:00 - Thoughts on fusion food Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA  

In this week's podcast, Nigel introduces his nieces and nephews to Producer Matt. Elsewhere Nigel reveals his biggest disappointment of the week… Jamie Oliver’s children’s names and he gives advice to an viewer question who feels that they are being fetishised because they are Asian.  This week, Nigel is disappointed in: 0:00 - Introducing producer Matt and should you tip in Asian restaurants? 8:00 - Did Kim Jong Il invent the burrito and gaslighting Asian women 13:50 - Deporting Jamie Oliver… 18:11 - Nigel had food poisoning this week 25:53 - Listener email and disturbing video 35:00 - So many things you can do with animals Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Leave the podcast a 5 star rating and review on Apple podcasts and Spotify. Screenshot the pod and share it in your insta stories! It's listeners like you who help the pod grow. -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA

Welcome to Episode #5 of HAIYAA with Nigel Ng! In this week's podcast, Nigel speaks about his new mantra for 2022 and reveals his biggest tip for people wanting to cook asian food the right way… This week, Nigel is disappointed in: 0:00 - Intro/reviewing Eric Ripert bad recipe 6:28 - The importance of Gate Keeping  14:25 - House renovations update/what it’s like having Asian neighbours 19:55 - Less ho’s, more bro’s… 26:25 - Listener voicemail and emails 30:17 - Instagram ho’s  Subscribe NOW so you don’t miss Episode #6. Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/haiyaa-with-nigel-ng/id1599323679 Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1aiXrWhJicFLsgNAJV?si=v7LWgWBQSYeedRr7C7UeKA&nd=1 Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0cHM6Ly9vbW55LmZtL3Nob3dzL2hhaXlhYS13aXRoLW5pZ2VsLW5nL3BsYXlsaXN0cy9wb2RjYXN0LnJzcw?sa=X&ved=0CBoQ27cFahcKEwjA_YbJs970AhUAAAAAHQAAAAAQLA --------------------------------------------------

Nigel reveals his ups and downs of 2021 and Uncle Roger reviews a Jamie Oliver Cookbook. Subscribe NOW so you don’t miss Episode #5. This week, Nigel is disappointed in: 0:00 - Intro/NYE 7:09 - Bad Parts of 2021 13:38 - Good parts of 2021 and surviving being cancelled  21:54 - New motto for life 28:38 - Let me fetishise Asian women 34:16 - Uncle Roger reviews Jamie Oliver cookbook Go see Nigel on tour: https://nigelngcomedy.com/#shows -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Tell some friends about it too for crying out loud! I can’t be doing all the work here, haiyaa. Tell them to listen to HAIYAA with Nigel Ng. Not “Hiya with Nigel Ng”. Not “Haiya with Kate Beckinsale”. HAIYAA with Nigel Ng, people! Got it? Thank you. See you next Wednesday! -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Twitter: https://twitter.com/haiyaapod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/haiyaapod/ Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast... Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1iMy1ai... Google Podcasts: https://podcasts.google.com/feed/aHR0... --------------------------------------------------

Welcome to Episode #3 of HAIYAA with Nigel Ng! In this week's podcast, Nigel reveals the story of driving a stranger to the hospital and makes a compelling case for the joy of scented candles.  Subscribe NOW so you don’t miss Episode #4. This week, Nigel is disappointed in:0:00 Intro/People who don't like scented candles8:12 anti-vaxxers are more fun 14:00 a guy injured from a Christmas Eve fight26:20 not spending money on shit28:56 Dim sum sex toy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/boxesfun32:25 Listener disappointment Go see Nigel on tour! -------------------------------------------------- Send an email and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: [email protected] Or DM me a voice note on instagram. Tell some friends about it too for crying out loud! I can’t be doing all the work here, haiyaa. Tell them to listen to HAIYAA with Nigel Ng. Not “Hiya with Nigel Ng”. Not “Haiya with Kate Beckinsale”. HAIYAA with Nigel Ng, people! Got it? Thank you. See you next Wednesday! -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Apple Podcasts Spotify Youtube Twitter Instagram -------------------------------------------------- Follow Nigel Ng: Twitter: https://twitter.com/MrNigelNg Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mrnigelng/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/mrnigelng Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/nigelngcomedy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mrnigelng

Welcome Uncle Roger to Episode #2 of HAIYAA with Nigel Ng! In this week's podcast, along with Nigel's disappointments, Uncle Roger's taking us back in time to when he first met Auntie Helen. Subscribe NOW so you don’t miss Episode #3. Nigel's disappointments this week:0:00 Intro & covid craziness 6:55 Ep 1 response (ok this wasn't disappointing!)11:46 Average-sized dick jeans crotch problem 20:16 Street WhatsApp group 25:02 Being bad at gift giving 34:57 Uncle Roger story time 43:53 Listener disappointment Go see Nigel on tour! -------------------------------------------------- Leave a voicemail and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: +44 20 3920 8290 Or send an email: [email protected] Tell some friends about it too for crying out loud! I can’t be doing all the work here, haiyaa. Tell them to listen to HAIYAA with Nigel Ng. Not “Hiya with Nigel Ng”. Not “Haiya with Kate Beckinsale”. HAIYAA with Nigel Ng, people! Got it? Thank you. See you next Wednesday! -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Apple Podcasts Spotify Youtube Twitter Instagram -------------------------------------------------- Follow Nigel Ng: Twitter: https://twitter.com/MrNigelNg Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mrnigelng/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/mrnigelng Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/nigelngcomedy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mrnigelng

Welcome to Episode #1 of HAIYAA with Nigel Ng, a comedy podcast about disappointment! Subscribe NOW so you don’t miss Episode #2. In this episode, Nigel’s disappointed that... 0:00 Hook and intro 03:10 Parisian burlesque dancers don’t incorporate ping pong balls in their act, 26:45 Ariana Grande’s Asian now, and 34:53 listener Bradley’s holiday to Disney World ended in Orange County prison. -------------------------------------------------- Leave a voicemail and tell me about your big disappointments. Whether you’ve disappointed people, or the world’s disappointed you: +44 20 3920 8290 Or send an email: [email protected] Tell some friends about it too for crying out loud! I can’t be doing all the work here, haiyaa. Tell them to listen to HAIYAA with Nigel Ng. Not “Hiya with Nigel Ng”. Not “Haiya with Kate Beckinsale”. HAIYAA with Nigel Ng, people! Got it? Thank you. See you next Wednesday! -------------------------------------------------- Follow HAIYAA Podcast: Apple Podcasts Spotify Youtube Twitter Instagram -------------------------------------------------- Follow Nigel Ng: Twitter: https://twitter.com/MrNigelNg Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mrnigelng/ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/mrnigelng Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/nigelngcomedy TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mrnigelng