Hanna and Skylar discuss food poisoning, checking off boxes, Telluride polos, and male celebs. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar discuss Hinge +, Zyn Pouches, Tinkerbell, bill belichick, and JT's DUI. Get the hottest takes of the week on Goofy C*nt Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar chitchat about walking dogs, grand gestures, and meeting men in prison. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk about 4th of July plans and moving back to the big Apple. The girlies are then joined by comedian Stewart Fullerton to read original poetry, bitch about bachelorette parties and guy friends, and dissect a Home Depot exorcism. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar sit down with Chloe LaBranche and discuss a recent encounter with an exhibitionist, rehab and marriage. Listen as Chloe unravels from nicotine withdrawal on this episode of Goofy Cunt Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Skylar and Hanna sit down with the very funny Ali Macofsky and discuss sobriety, crushes, saving dick pics and cumming (or lack there of). What is dendrophilia? Find out this week on Goofy Cunt Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar discuss the American Riviera Orchard, an angry mom's backyard extravaganza and the wnba. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar chat about becoming a private flight attendant, The Golden Bachelor, and Chadwick Boseman's big D. Marry, Fuck Kill: Coachella, The Masters, The Boxing Fight. Find out this week on Goofy Cunt Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar chitchat about JoJo Siwa's teeth, Lady Gaga's fiance and J.Lo's general unlikability. They also debate dating etiquette. Should gals followup with guys? Find out this week on Goofy Cunt Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar discuss the appropriate dating age, Kate Middleton's new status and the Lukas Gage effect. The girlies also breakdown marriage and life as a sugar baby. How do you know when someone is "the one"? Find out this week on Goofy C*nt Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week Hanna and Skylar discover a new dating app. The girlies also discover another teacher who slept with her student, men with feminine products aka cheaters, and a streamer who identifies as a dog. How far would you travel for a man? Find out this week on Goofy Cunt Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk depression, croissants and constant job rejections. The girls also discuss Anna Marie Tendler's upcoming memoir, dating celebrities and going to prison on a cruise. What would you blow $10,000 on? Find out this week on Goofy C*nt Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar brainstorm ways to cancel a date and discuss Kristin Cavallari's new beau. They also reveal their craziest moments since female psychopaths are on the rise. What's happening with the Adderall shortage? Find out this week on Goofy C*nt Nation. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar are in the studio talking about building an AI partner, Hanna's 2 day OnlyFans career and the aura of a serial monogamist. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar brainstorm jobs in this economy. They also discuss the Bob the Builder movie and neutering a cat in honor of an ex. Is listening to an audiobook reading? Find out this week on Don't Tell Mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar cringe over the Golden Globes and brainstorm Hanna's potential for sex work. The gals also discuss Nabisco's blurry sweetheart candy, a father giving his daughter lingerie and a mother sleeping with her daughter's husband. How does one become a lip reader? Find out this week on Don't Tell Mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk about their celebrity inspo for 2024, the worst appetizers of 2023, and Gypsy Rose Blanchard's ability to lock it down. The girls also chitchat about stinky farts and porn addiction. What is allodoxaphobia? Find out this week on Don't Tell Mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk about Hanna sleeping with Matt R*fe, WW3, and the foods that were discontinued in 2023. They also get into the problems with Vin Diesel and the entire Fast and Furious franchise. The girlies also discuss their goals for 2024. Is every year getting worse? Find out this week on Don't Tell Mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Skylar and Hanna chitchat about an overly supportive OnlyFans dad who gets arrested, the potential repercussions of going on reality television, and eye patches. The girls also gab about a Florida woman who stabbed her boyfriend in the eyes for looking at other women. Is that totally illogical? Find out this week on Don't Tell Mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Short and steady wins the podcast numbers. This week Hanna and Skylar run into some technical difficulties (and lose a 1/4 of their audio) but still manage to talk about Adderall addiction, celebrity couple predictions and yet another woman sleeping with a teen. Do teachers sleep with their male students because they just love teaching so much? Find out this week on Don't Tell Mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar gab about neck problems(pillows), how to listen to canceled celebs, and their marketing rebrand for the ASPCA. The gal pals also discuss Skylar's poverty, Hanna's horrible type (of men), and Nicholas Cage's loss of $150 million. Is Sarah McLachlan a one-hit wonder? Find out this week on Don't Tell Mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar discuss the "California mom who threw sick sex parties for teen son", Hanna's past of working as an undercover narc and Mama's versus pawrents. They also chitchat about Momfluencers, Feeld, and shooting your shot in the DM's. Sweetie or Salty? Find out this weekend on Don't Tell Mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar are back and getting down to brass tacks about TedX Talks, men's fashion and Renaissance Adults. The gals also attempt to fill out a Love is Blind application, which ultimately becomes too sad. Is Gary from the Golden Bachelor low-key a serial killer? Find out this week on Don't Tell Mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar debate Papa Johns v actual pizza and gossip about Bennifer. They are then joined by comedian Stavros Halkias to discuss getting fit, falling in love and a creepy letter from the Courtyard Marriott. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk about being sad extroverts, notorious bachelor Bill Gates, and getting ditched at formals. The gals are then joined by comedian Khalid Rahmaan to discuss polyamory, ayahuasca and getting turned on by car crashes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar unpack the big fight: Demi Lovato v The Bigg Chill. They are then joined by comedian Courtney Davis Schlesinger to talk about pooping on her husband's frette sheets. For the third act, the girlies talk to comedian Conor Janda about their myers briggs score, astrology, sobriety and the fetish, Partialism. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk shit about Emily Ratajkowski and incest. Then the gals are joined by comedian Mary Beth Barone to talk about ghosting, sexuality, confidence and balloon fetishes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk to Caroline Spiegel about her audio porn app, Quinn. They girlies also discuss eating disorders, breaking up in quarantine, and their best dirty talk lines. Find out who's pussy is like the Grand Canyon. Follow @TryQuinn Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk 30 bangs in 30 days and Shailene Woodley's hippie to homewrecker transformation. The girlies then chat to comedian Jessimae Peluso about celebrity crushes, targeted online dating, their dumbest purchases and the classic fetish katoptronophilia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna bitches to Skylar about losing her phone and then convinces Skylar to suck her boyfriend's finger. The gals are then joined by comedian Jessica Kirson to talk about getting cancelled, raising a hot daughter with a phone and selling California weed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk to Kristen Laffey about moving in too early, the boom of spitting during sex, tearing the pussy up at 13, and Taylor Swift as a cottagecore lesbian. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk to comedian Giulio Gallarotti about pooping in a relationship, questionable tattoos, deleting pics of your ex, high school popularity (or lack there of), spectrophilia, and selling blood for $50. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk to comedian Michelle Collins about scamming the system at minimum wage jobs, new v old hot, stolen rings, and dirty sandwiches. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk to comedian and host of 'Two Girls, One Mic', Alice Vaughn. They discuss cameras in AirBnB's and porn, Reddit Secret Santa, the process of writing porn. Submit your Blue Wire Hustle application here: http://bwhustle.com/join Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk to comedian Courtney Parchman about depression in Los Angeles, shitting your pants, and 8th grade blow job techniques. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Valentine's Day is a hell of a drug. Hanna calls Skylar and comedian Sydnee Washington from a love retreat. The girls talk about social media's impact on relationships, Sydnee's worst date with a "reality star" who didn't have utensils, and finding love in quarantine. Plus a surprise cameo from Hanna's new bae. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk to comedian Jared Freid about the problems with dating apps, men who love options, ass play and littering. Listen to his podcasts 'U Up?' and 'The JTrain Podcast'. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk to comedian Hannah Berner about dating an older man, her secret to a happy relationship, growing up under tennis rules, justifying confidence and making comebacks on reality television. Watch Summer House premiering February 5 and listen to her podcast 'Berning in Hell' and 'Giggly Squad'. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk about Hanna getting stood but by Big Slippers. They then talk to comedian Taylor Tomlinson about TikTok as a 15 second cockblock, playing on the dating apps, wanting to be married and being fun gals. Watch Taylor's special "Quarter Life Crisis" on Netflix. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk with comedian Lil Frexxx about Eproctophilia (not a real thing), dating guys who aren't funny, Timothee Chardonnay v Armie Hammer, and Herpes All. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk to comedian Liza Treyger about therapy, bad breakups, and terrible spending habits. http://bwhustle.com/join Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk about what they would bring to jail via their assholes. The girlies then talk with comedian Jay Jurden about frat life, bad auditions, respecting drag and going to school in the south.    http://bwhustle.com/join Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar read a roughhhh dating story offer terrible advice. Hanna then talks with comedian Judy Gold about raising 2 kids in the city, appropriate punishments, and general comedieNNE nonsense. And check out her book, "Yes I Can Say That: When They Come For Comedians, We're All in Trouble". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk to comedian Fumi Abe about studying up for his open relationship, losing his virginity after his younger sister, and 'Crazy Rich Asians' changing the game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk to Hanna's former roommate and current writing partner Kate Loveless about loving losers, interning for an unemployed magician & drawing dicks all over Hanna's boss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk to Hanna's former boss Amy Meyer about polyamorous relationships, swinger's clubs, and marriage as performance art. Oh and fuck you, Evan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar try to solve the mystery of who bit the butter stick at Thanksgiving and then talk to comedian Tori Piskin about her Harry Potter herpes, Lyme disease & Christmas with the boyfriend's fam.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk to Sasha Spielberg about growing up in a strict household, giving a drug dealer hand jobs and desperately wanting to be people we aren't. Sasha's album 'Spoiled Love' drops January 29. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk with Caroline Rose Giuliani about having threesomes (or Hanna's case, not having one), talking to parents about sex and cheating. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk to Zach Noe Towers about getting on medication, dating a college kid and landing a burning man boyfriend. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk to Dallas' sweetheart Liz about dating men in the south who love BDSM and stealing her Adderall. Also, what the fuck does sauté mean? And should we get colonics?  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk to comedian Steph Tolev about her chin removal, dating grandpas, and her dog Susan who has a fat, fat pussy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna confides in Skylar and comedian Ali Kolbert about her one fan who broke Hanna's heart. She also contemplates her sexuality and joining a cult while Ali decides what to do with her dog who hates her. Side note, Skylar has an ex-boyfriend with a chest tattoo that says "My Brother's Keeper" in gothic font. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar sit down with childhood friend Lucy Chambers to discuss dating murderers with good jawlines, getting breadcrumbed by grown ass men and suffering from dumb bitchitis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Skylar talk to comedian Devon Walker about not being chill, red heads, peeing the bed and hot crazy people. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna Dickinson and her co-host Skylar talk to comedian Gabby Lamb about our toxic social media, getting creepy in the DMs, Paris Hilton, and anal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and comedian Kat Belinfante talk about finding self-love on mushrooms and setting boundaries with bozos. Hanna talks Kat out of becoming a Rabbi and Kat talks Hanna into buying a cat. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Comedian Usama Siddiquee talk about how to have casual sex or, in Hanna's case, not have it. They also discuss America's Got Talent and cum. They're bother super chill. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and comedian Kelsey Cook discuss emotional cutting through reading Youtube comments, helicopter moms, and making turning recent tragedy into Zoom Comedy. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and comedian Dana Donnelly talk about haters; drugs and bad relationships with men & therapists. They're not actually mean. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna talks with comedian Erica Spera about their incurable bond, dating men who won't date them and a little bit of Ganga. Sorry Mom. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and comedian Dylan Palladino talk about trying to get over an ex when they're better than you but you will never admit that, getting ghosted and murdering those that did us dirty. And LADIIEESSS, he's looking for a relationship Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and comedian Kim Congdon discuss why they can't make an OnlyFans but can take money from old men. Kim has a boyfriend, Hanna has herpes. We're all just trying to survive out here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Releasing this episode early because ME SO LONELY. Hanna and comedian Ahri Findling discuss horrible gigs, panic attacks and being parents. They shaved their pussies for this. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Chloe work out their romantic troubles with Ryan Long (funny comedian, sweet Canadian). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Kerryn Feehan joins Chloe and Hanna to talk about young boys (still legal though). Hanna goes through a breakup and they prank call Chloe's twin flame. The girls couldn't help but wonder...are they delusional? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and Chloe join forces to discuss their journey through love and life while waiting out the pandemic at their Moms' houses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Randall Otis and Hanna talk about holding out for Jesus while trying not to get cancelled. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Ginny Hogan and Hanna talk about getting cancelled online and on dates. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Jared Goldstein discuss their mommies, therapy and trying to navigate fictitious dating rules. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Comedian Lev Fer and Hanna talk about anxiety, threesomes, and Hanna's one good pull. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna and comedian Chelsea Skidmore discuss toxic relationships, sobriety and queefs.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hanna discusses her history of failed relationships with childhood best friend Rae Arnold.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Live from his gaming chair in Queens, Mike talks about losing his virginity from Match.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Like every great story, this podcast originated in Miami, or at least the title of it. Hanna and comedian Chloe LaBranche talk about drinking, boys and being alone.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices