This week in the news - Clever answers to curly kids’ curly Santa questions, naked cleaning comes to Adelaide, and Webguy’s best Top 10 list yet.

In the news this week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy: Knickers the big cow (he’s huge, but is he? Not really. Sort of. It’s complicated), scientists pinpoint the worst year to be alive, and Newsman pleads with Webguy to leave Catherine Zeta-Jones alone.

This week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy: a car modification idea we can all get behind, a US comedian rips in only minutes after Stan Lee’s passing, and the ‘The Top 10 Things No One Said At This Year’s AFL Draft’.

Up for discussion on this week’s 1 Newsman and a Webguy: Trump’s mysterious no show, RIP Stan Lee, a twist in the heroic story of Trolley Man, and Michelle Obama ridicules her husband in a new book.

In the news this week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy: the male fashion trend causing gross health problems, an Aussie comedian drinks his own urine (should you too?) and controversy at the annual Miss BumBum competition in Brazil.

This week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy: a local Santa scandal triggers our EXCLUSIVE investigation into how Father Christmas should actually look, Webguy shares a brainwave that could revolutionise how the country is run and an Australian favourite makes the Disgusting Food Museum.

This week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy: Tim and Marcus argue over the latest viral Chris Hemsworth story, what REALLY made Anthony Kiedis lose his mind at an NBA game, the saddest story of the year and a theory about where today’s TV shows are going all wrong.

This week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy: the controversial new ad featuring Jesus, a spooky Charles Manson story, the world’s smartest man leaves a final warning for humans and news of a looming beer shortage leaves Newsman in tears.

This week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy: Banksy pulls his best prank yet, Melania Trump called out (again) for wearing some more weird stuff, and tourists in Greece cop a fat ban - plus the ‘Craziest Headline I Saw This Week’.

This week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy: Lindsay Lohan makes ‘The Craziest Headline I Saw This Week’ segment, we discover there is such a thing as ‘selficide’ and the new business trend coming to a workplace near you.

This week on 1 Newsbeast and a Webpunk: Total Recall on the fashion catwalk, the Top 10 Things That Will Definitely Happen At This Year’s AFL Grand Final, and Marcus quizzes Tim to find out if he knows as much as a young child.

This week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy: an NFL star retires at halftime, a Japanese billionaire pays Elon Musk to send him to the moon and we uncover the most tightly held Sizzler secret.

On the agenda this week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy: the common phrases we’ve all been saying wrong, Marky Mark teaches us how to spend our days, a homeless man’s GoFundMe backfire and Cosby Guy swamped with job offers after he was shamed online last week.

This week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy we pre-record a segment about our new PM before we know who it is, talk about the 3D Homer Simpson that shocked the world, learn about the snake pastor who was bitten by (surprise!) a snake, and hear a sad lotto story.

This week Webguy uncovers a surprising new area you might want to invest in if you have millions of dollars to flush down the toilet, Newsman shares his thoughts on the latest Baby Boomer social media trend and an extinct species of archaic human is slandered mercilessly in the world’s media.

This week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy we countdown to a population milestone, talk about the most accurate clock in the world (built in Adelaide), and find out whether we have any of the body parts that might mean you are a genius.

This week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy we look at how some famous characters have been written out of their own TV shows, the zoos trying to deceive customers, why everything you thought you knew about Garfield is a lie, and the best viral videos of the week.

This week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy we discover humans have been searching for aliens all wrong, an Adelaide doctor talks about the scariest part of the Thai cave rescue, Cristiano Ronaldo has the body of a 20 year old, and telepathic communication could be possible in the next few years.

This week on 1 Newsman and a Webguy we look at what the body language experts said about the Trump/Putin pow-wow, a radio host names and shames the celebs who behave the worst when the mic is off and Thomas Markle has apparently been caught out telling a big time fib.

This week we find out loneliness can be as harmful to your health as smoking cigarettes, Newsman talks about the community group he nearly joined, Webguy decides not to post a controversial meme about the Boomers “basketbrawl” and a faked heart attack leads to a chat about why people like MMA.

A sports star undergoes an amazing mid-game transformation, Hell Boy makes a surprising Hollywood confession and the jig is up for the ‘Naked Hermit’ who was living solo on a deserted Japanese island.

Football fans trigger an earthquake, the ‘worst movie ever’ hits back at trolls, Trump announces SPACE FORCE and Melania wears the most inappropriate item of clothing anyone has seen.

The celebrity cameo at historical world moment, apparently we’re cloning monkeys now and (BONUS!) how to survive in a plummeting elevator.

What NOT to do on a dance floor (under any circumstances), testing a time traveller’s claims with SCIENCE (kind of, not really) and the bizarre new coffee flavour plus the inner workings of how and why cheese and vegemite work together on a sandwich.

The disgusting new super food that’s so hot right now, a real life hero goes viral and Newsman reveals a shocking fact no one knew about their jeans.

The things Meghan Markle can never do again, a son who wouldn’t leave home, a filthy new Muppets movie, and the man who did something on a flight that shocked everyone who saw it.

A highly suspect “millennial” smartphone invention, a defence of Thomas Markle and what makes a man attractive… according to science.

US man eats his 30,000th Big Mac, Google robot books a hair appointment and Webguy weirdly becomes the first person to spot a hot new celebrity trend.

When men hold hands, the stuff that’s about to become extinct and the million-dollar LEGO black market.

A cinema nightmare for a bunch of Aussie families, Eddie McGuire goes hard after Facebook and Newsman’s massive back down.

The most common workplace complaints, learning about ‘queerbaiting’ and the secret to a famous magic trick is uncovered.

The best Comm Games victory jigs so far, a Simpsons backfire and Tim and Marcus flunk the New Yorker caption contest.

Blurb: Adelaide’s death ships, condom snorting and ‘Human Uber’ is here!

Cheating cricketers, Instagram schemers and a lotto guru spills his secrets.

Killer snags, recorded Uber calls, RIP Prof Hawking and Adelaide on the skids.

Advice for parents-to-be, The Simpsons make the dictionary again and a big makeover for Barbie.

That’s right! We’ll be recording live at this years Adelaide Podcast Festival! Experience some of the best local, interstate & international podcasts recorded live. Tix $10 + booking fee >> http://bit.ly/ADLPodfest or at the door (while tickets last). Tuesday Feb 27 & Wednesday Feb 28, 2018 at the Elephant Bristish pub. Doors open at 6:30pm on both nights. Thanks to Cooper Brewery, each ticket will receive a South Australian pint of Coopers Pale Ale (or soft drink) on entry. Confirmed shows so far: Hong Kong Confidential, School of Hard Knock Knocks, The Badcast, Incredible Co, Rooster Radio, The Nate Max Project, AdeLOL, #BeTheDrop, Narrative Marketing, 1 Newsman and a Webguy, Is This Movie For You? Attitude Consultant, THE SHOW - 89.7 PBA FM, Barely Audible Podcast, Rosie Panetta New Wave: Audio Theatre, #TheiNShow, #IHateToWhinge Don't be Blasé Thanks to our friends for helping to get this event off the ground: Auscast Network, Omny Studio, Placard Media, Fresh 92.7, Helm House, GU Film House Adelaide, Coopers Brewery #ADLPodfest #Australialistens2018 #ozpod #lapodfest #audiocraft18 #PBEVENT audioBoom #pocketcasts Spotify iHeartRadio The Advertiser

A national anthem debacle, Kentucky Fried Nothing, Nick Xenophon’s viral ad, the old guy Olympics and Trump’s note to self.

The surprising new movie that’s offending everyone, annoying celeb holidays, Newsman goes undercover and Australia’s new favourite lookalike.

A new cure for baldness, Doritos backlash, the latest crazy challenge and the most explosive interview of all time.

A false alarm in Hawaii, the Tide Pod challenge, and how to talk like Gen Z.

Intro to WWIII, President Oprah, cricket ciggies, a YouTube star ruins his life, Ben Cousins, Craig McLachlan and other reprobates - plus more super summer stuff - PLUS Newsman admits his part in a local disaster.

Nude calendars, terrible Christmas presents and a grizzly Canadian mystery. BONUS EXTRA: Newsman delivers the worst pun ever heard in the history of this world or any other.

The best new words of 2017, Zombie Angelina confesses, and what the Queen eats on Christmas day.

Why flies are worse than we knew, how to tell if you’re really happy, and the famous game we’ve all been playing wrong.

What your shoes say about you, Superman’s CGI lip, and the Aussie politician’s week from hell.

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'Unhappy Gilmore’, scary sounds from outer space and movie facts that can’t be true… can they? auscastnetwork.com/home/1-newsman-and-a-webguy facebook.com/1Newsmanandawebguy facebook.com/auscastnetwork

The stuff we’re all wasting our money on, how NOT to haggle and using this secret weapon to get more respect at work.

The weird food famous people eat, racist tech, what happens when you die - and the words we’re all pronouncing wrong.

A controversial $occer celebration, a 10-year anniversary, behind the scenes on Survivor - and webguy starts an online action group!

A scary spider warning, climate change gets real and jokes only smart people will get.

Why you shouldn’t drink coffee at work, the song most loved by psychopaths and Bill Gates’ biggest regret.

Kim Jong-Un talks some trash, why Sept babies rule and the new symbol of success.

Creepy clowns are back - plus blokes feel the fashion heat, an unlikely 9/11 hero and the PM’s viral grandpa photo.

The PM tries basketball, how to act in a restaurant, and a comedian gets a murderer out of jail. http://www.auscastnetwork.com/home/1-newsman-and-a-webguy https://www.facebook.com/1Newsmanandawebguy/ https://www.facebook.com/auscastnetwork/ #auscastnetwork #podcast #news #murder #adelaide #Australia #podfest #ozpod2017 #journalist #journalism

What people really think of Aussies, the most successful names and what these email phrases actually mean. http://www.auscastnetwork.com/home/1-newsman-and-a-webguy https://www.facebook.com/1Newsmanandawebguy/ https://www.facebook.com/auscastnetwork/

Scientific ways to make yourself more handsome - plus the world’s most expensive coffee, drunk on the job and blue dogs. https://www.facebook.com/1Newsmanandawebguy/ https://www.auscastnetwork.com/home/1-newsman-and-a-webguy https://www.facebook.com/auscastnetwork/

Face tatts, Grope-gate and pricey car parks - plus the email mistake that is destroying Marcus and Tim’s careers. http://www.auscastnetwork.com/home/1-newsman-and-a-webguy https://www.facebook.com/1Newsmanandawebguy/ https://www.facebook.com/auscastnetwork/

Public votes that didn’t go to plan, huge movie plot holes and the new thing that’s killing us all.

Mice in the rice and deadly dogs - plus behind the scenes on The Bachelor, and why men don’t cry (much). http://www.auscastnetwork.com/home/1-newsman-and-a-webguy https://www.facebook.com/1Newsmanandawebguy/ https://www.facebook.com/auscastnetwork/

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A morbid hobby, angry robots and a glam photo shoot. http://www.auscastnetwork.com/home/1-newsman-and-a-webguy https://www.facebook.com/1Newsmanandawebguy/ https://www.facebook.com/auscastnetwork/

Weird check-in baggage and a YouTube world record. www.auscastnetwork.com/home/1-newsman-and-a-webguy https://www.facebook.com/1Newsmanandawebguy/ https://www.facebook.com/auscastnetwork/

Humblebragging, the best show ever has a birthday and a man shoots himself where it hurts. http://www.facebook.com/1newmanandawebguy https://www.auscastnetwork.com http://www.facebook.com/auscastnetwork

This week -- The biggest news story in the history of human civilisation. https://www.auscastnetwork,com

Marcus and Tim are SHOCKED to learn about the latest social media trend destroying civilisation - plus a star’s leaked rider and Australia’s blue-eyed criminal mad man.

Marcus and Tim discover the things you should NEVER do if you want your barista to like you -- plus #SaveTen and the PM roasts Trump.

This week Marcus and Tim get caught up in a high-profile family spat. http://www.facebook.com/auscastnetwork

An angry Adelaide pedestrian is seen by millions and the sickening viral stunt nobody wanted to see - plus more! http://www.facebook.com/auscastnetwork #news #adelaide #digital #stunt #pedestrian #angry

A wedding faux pas, dirty first class secrets and a short word about Manchester to start. http://www.facebook.com/auscastnetwork #manchester #manchesterbombing #wedding #fauxpas #firstclass #secrets #news #world #Australia

Webguy goes into rant mode and Newsman gets into the latest craze. https://www.facebook.com/auscastnetwork/

Every week Tim and Marcus tackle the big issues making news… and usually come off second best. This week, its all about Australia’s SEXIEST jobs -- what are they… and do you have one? www.facebook.com/auscastnetwork

Every week Tim and Marcus tackle the big issues making news… and usually come off second best. This week, The time the whole world thought Prince Philip was dead. www.facebook.com/AuscastNetwork

Every week Tim and Marcus tackle the big issues making news… and usually come off second best. This week, Aussie TV’s night of nights! (aka The Molly Situation) www.facebook.com/AuscastNetwork

Every week Tim and Marcus tackle the big issues making news… and usually come off second best. This week, Nazi footy fan BUSTED on Twitter and everyone's favourite TV show hits a massive milestone. www.facebook.com/AuscastNetwork

Every week Tim and Marcus tackle the big issues making news… and usually come off second best. This episode, Marcus and Tim compare Adelaide celeb sightings. www.facebook.com/AuscastNetwork

Every week Tim and Marcus tackle the big issues making news… and usually come off second best. This episode, Webguy makes a BIG prediction about a future Aussie Prime Minister.

Every week Tim and Marcus tackle the big issues making news… and usually come off second best. This episode, Bomb hoaxers caught red-handed and another Adelaide heartbreak.

Every week Tim and Marcus tackle the big issues making news… and usually come off second best. This episode, Adelaide is sledged… AGAIN!