Quarters and Men was once a band. Then one day I logged on here when the only artist I ever followed here suddenly released an album out of the blue after a years-long hiatus. I remembered I uploaded a mini album yeeears ago and checked it out. Apparently some people listened to it, even though it sounded vaguely as if it was recorded with a single microphone and a tape recorded, which it was. One day we might make more music, if I can convince the drummer to stop fondling himself, because he is currently spending all of his money on Vaseline and large mirrors in which he can view his "package" for further "package adjustment". I hate him so much that if I was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and him and I had a gun with two bullets I would shoot myself directly in the face because I am in a room with him. I presume he would pick up the gun and use the remaining bullet to ensure I was, in fact, dead. This is speculation.In seriousness though, I would probably shoot Stalin, then myself. Because technically I think he killed more people, and if I left the drummer in a room with Hitler he'd have to hear all sorts of puns about Jews and would be very irritated about it before eventually inviting Hitler to a party but then never giving any details about the party to him at which point Adolf would wonder where the party is and be all alone on a Saturday night. In short, I believe I can make Hitler cry, but not directly, and not for all the obvious reasons.I plan on evolving into pure energy and watching large amounts of pornography. I suspect the only reason anyone would want to evolve into pure energy is for the limitless porn watching abilities it gives. If discovered, I will explain that I am planning to evolve into a pure, limitless energy source of pornography as an eternal philanthropist.Many of you can't read English. I am sorry that you are illiterate. TL;DR: I got drunk and updated this bio many years after I made this page for our one-time band. If you like our music, I am sorry. Although the guitarist (nope, I'm not the guitarist, I'm the drummer. I just wanted you to know how much I masturbated) can be found on this page: http://gamut.bandcamp.com/releases whereupon he released a solo album he made with a synthesizer. It's pretty damned good, though it's not thrash metal. He's playing with some sort of music theory thing while he (I assume) plays the one eyed flute.