This show is about how 2 brave modern-day revolutionaries contribute to the advancement of the culture 1 episode at a time.
Episode 211: "Thrustmaster 3000"
Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for another hilarious and unfiltered episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast aka The Funniest Podcast in Nigeria! In Episode 211: "Thrustmaster 3000," the guys tackle everything from husbands and IG baddies to gaming nostalgia, all with their signature wit and humor.
This week, the laughs kick-off as Tmt shares a funny story about his married friend texting him to inquire about "baddies" on Instagram.
Mayowa takes us back to his university days, reminiscing about his Nintendo Wii and the joy of playing tennis on it. The gaming nostalgia continues when Koj introduces his Thrustmaster 3000 steering wheel and console, which sends the guys into a fit of laughter over its name.
Next, they dive into the evolution of music-playing devices—from the Walkman to the iPod—reflecting on how music consumption has transformed over the years.
The conversation then shifts to age-inappropriate relationships, with Koj sharing a story about his prom date attempting to ditch him to hang out with a Nigerian celebrity. The episode wraps up with a deep dive into the Netflix hit Love Is Blind, with Tmt and Mayowa offering their takes on the latest season’s drama.
Packed with humor, nostalgia, and unfiltered commentary, this is an episode you won’t want to miss! Tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you listen to your favorite shows.
10/22/2024 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 24 seconds
Episode 210: "Olodo from Africa #OFA"
Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj in another unfiltered and hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s #1 comedy podcast! In Episode 210: "Olodo From Africa #OFA," the trio dives into funny topics that will have you laughing out loud, all while delivering their signature sharp commentary.
This week, they kick things off with a discussion about Odumodublvck’s unreleased verse on Rema’s album, dissecting what could’ve been and why this lost track has generated so much buzz in the Nigerian music industry.
Things take a personal turn when Mayowa shares an awkward story about a friend attending his birthday—just to eat—despite them not being on speaking terms. The guys break down the petty dynamics of friendship and how to navigate uncomfortable situations.
Next up, Tmt shares his experience at RF Gardens in Lagos, a prime spot for live music, with great vibes and an amazing outdoor setting, making it a must-visit venue for anyone in the Lagos scene.
They don’t stop there! The conversation shifts to Coldplay and other iconic bands that have left a lasting mark on global music, with insights into what makes them stand out.
The episode wraps up with a deep dive into Nigerian entertainment: discussing Burna Boy, Speed Darlington, and Oxlade’s controversial interview where he claims the word “Africa” has racist origins, allegedly coined from "Afro" and "freaks."
It’s another episode packed with hilarious stories, cultural commentary, and the sharp wit that only Submarine and A Roach can deliver. Don’t miss out—tune in now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else you listen to podcasts for all the laughs and insights!
10/15/2024 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 37 seconds
Episode 209: "APC - Animal People Congress"
Submarine and A Roach is back with another hilarious episode of Nigeria's #1 comedy podcast, hosted by Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj. This week’s episode, titled "APC - Animal People's Congress," delivers plenty of laughs, insightful commentary, and unfiltered banter.
The episode starts with a fun animal trivia game show parody hosted by Tmt, where the trio dives into ridiculous questions and hilarious answers. It’s the perfect lighthearted start to another classic Submarine and A Roach episode.
Next, Koj reveals he got a raise, sparking a discussion about workplace culture and why none of the hosts are the type to brag about their achievements at work. This leads to a conversation about adding a "won't recommend" feature on LinkedIn, a humorous take on the job networking platform.
The guys then switch gears to talk about traveling across Nigeria—they share the various states they've visited, discussing their experiences and memories. Of course, they couldn’t miss the chance to weigh in on the ongoing Wizkid vs Davido beef, delving into the Nigerian music scene and also how international sportswear brands can break into the Nigerian market.
To wrap it up, they dive into a breakdown of the finale of HBO’s hit show Industry, offering their takes without giving away any spoilers.
Tune in to Submarine and A Roach, Nigeria’s funniest podcast, for all the laughs, cultural insights, and entertaining discussions that keep listeners coming back week after week. Available now on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and anywhere else you get Podcasts.
10/8/2024 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 3 seconds
Episode 208: "Things Fall Apart, The Banter Cannot Hold"
Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj in this week’s hilarious episode of Submarine and a Roach, Nigeria's funniest comedy podcast!
The episode kicks off with a cheeky listener comment suggesting that Tmt bears a striking resemblance to Jeremy Clarkson. This leads to a humorous exploration of Clarkson's controversies over the years, with Tmt attempting to ironically defend him based on his Wikipedia page—expect some witty banter and sharp commentary!
Next, the trio dives into the latest antics of Mowalola and Ian Connor, recapping their shenanigans from the week.
The guys also discuss the intriguing Vince McMahon Netflix documentary, sharing their takes on the captivating world of wrestling and entertainment.
Joining the conversation is Idowu Kukoyi, the founder of Nigerian Pub Quiz, based in the UK. She leads a fun round of trivia featuring Nigerian culture and Submarine and a Roach, testing their knowledge and providing plenty of laughs along the way.
Finally, they tackle the heated discussion surrounding David Oyelowo securing the adaptation rights to Chinua Achebe's classic Things Fall Apart. The trio examines the backlash from Nigerians who believe that authentic Nigerian stories should be told and starred in by Nigerians.
Tune in for a perfect blend of comedy, cultural commentary, and insightful discussions in this week’s episode of Submarine and a Roach! Don't miss out on the laughter and engaging topics that keep our listeners coming back for more!
10/1/2024 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 27 seconds
Episode 207: "Mowalola's Trad Wedding"
Join Mayowa and Koj in this hilarious episode of Submarine and a Roach as they dive into a range of entertaining topics and insightful commentary!
The episode kicks off with a lighthearted discussion about the origins of Mayowa's latest nickname, "Mr. Mayowa," which he absolutely hates. This leads to a funny story about his little cousin Bolu, an 18-year-old university student who only calls him "Uncle Mayowa" when he's about to be cheeky.
As they delve into their weeks, Mayowa shares his exciting time spent with Tiwa Savage, prompting Koj to reminisce about meeting the star back in 2010 (or was it 2009?).
The conversation then shifts to the recent ShxtsNGigs podcast debacle, where they provide commentary on Fuhad and James’ actions and reactions following their appearance on Andrew Schulz's Flagrant Podcast.
In a fast-paced segment, they touch on various topics including fatphobia, career insights, and a political discussion featuring Remi and Bola Tinubu.
The episode takes a curious turn as they ponder the rumors of Mowalola dating Ian Connor, both refusing to believe it's possible.
Finally, the duo wraps up with a discussion about Diddy's recent arrest, their strategies for repaying a staggering 400 million Naira debt, and some theories about why TMT is missing from this week’s episode.
Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughter, engaging conversations, and the comedic insights that only Submarine and a Roach can deliver!
9/24/2024 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 29 seconds
Episode 206: "Bobi and Hedges" ft Femi Awoniyi
In this episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Koj, and Mayowa are joined by Femi Awoniyi, the host of "My Innovation Story", a podcast that highlights the journeys of African founders. Together, they tackle a wide range of topics, mixing humor with insights.
1. TMT’s New Crush: The boys kick off with a hilarious deep dive into TMT’s latest crush, sharing their thoughts and plenty of laughs along the way.
2. Road Rage Stories: Each host recounts their wildest road rage episodes, offering a blend of outrageous moments and comedic relief as they compare their experiences behind the wheel.
3. Elon Musk’s Recent Online Behaviour: The group dissects Elon Musk’s latest antics on social media, exploring the billionaire’s unpredictable online presence.
4. Kendrick Lamar at the Super Bowl: They dive into Kendrick Lamar’s exciting selection at the possible exclusion of Lil Wayne to perform at the Super Bowl, discussing it's impact on hip-hop and the significance of the performance.
5. A Ton of Other Insane Topics: As always, the episode is jam-packed with spontaneous discussions and side-splitting humour that will keep listeners entertained from start to finish.
Tune in to Submaroach Episode 206 for a wild ride filled with laughs, insights, and plenty of surprises. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to keep up with all the latest episodes!
9/17/2024 • 1 hour, 56 minutes, 52 seconds
Episode 205: "Deadbeat Dads, Social Climbing Beggars & The Nigerian Political Class"
Dive into the latest episode of Submarine and a Roach with hosts Mayowa, Koj, and TMT as they explore a mix of compelling and comedic topics!
In this episode, TMT recounts his unexpected Saturday night rave in shorts after initially setting out to avoid the nightlife. The conversation then shifts to the guys reminiscing about their first encounters with parental discipline, with Koj revealing how those experiences might have steered him away from becoming a beggar or Nigerian politician.
The trio delves into their childhood memories, discussing the homes they grew up in and their sleeping arrangements. Koj’s surprising revelation causes concern for Mayowa and TMT.
Listen in as they interview a self-proclaimed deadbeat dad to understand the mindset and circumstances behind being a deadbeat parent. The episode also addresses some spicy and unfounded criticism, leading to a heated discussion.
Finally, the hosts compare Nollywood movies on Amazon Prime Video versus Netflix, debating which platform offers better Nigerian cinema.
Tune in for a mix of laughs, insightful discussions, and entertaining stories on this episode of Submarine and a Roach!
9/10/2024 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 19 seconds
Episode 204: "House Hunting with Odunsi The Engine"
Join Koj and TMT in this dynamic episode of Submarine and a Roach as they dive into a whirlwind of engaging topics and hilarious tales!
The episode kicks off with a wild text TMT received in response to his IG story, sparking a conversation about dating and perceptions. The guys reflect on previously trying to book Kolamide, who was on a wild chase to retrieve his lost AirPods in Lagos.
Koj shares his BBQ adventures, while Kolamide recaps his busy weekend, from hosting a real estate event to shooting This Week Tonight. TMT walks us through his week, including the funnies around an oversold Vogue Boys event.
TMT voices his dislike for reggae music, and they hilariously dissect the lyrics of “we’ll share the shelter of my single bed,” questioning the appeal of such an arrangement.
The discussion shifts to apartment hunting tales in Lagos, with TMT recounting his experience house hunting alongside Odunsi The Engine. TMT also shares a funny story about his father’s appearance on City People’s "Top 10 Ibadan Big Boys" and the uproar it caused at his school.
The crew explores Gen-Z hypergamy, inspired by Odunsi’s remark that Gen-Z boys crave guns more than anything. Koj and Kolamide explore the potential of turning incels into political assassins and the role of Gen-Z girls in advocating for political and infrastructural changes.
The podcast takes an unexpected turn with a deep dive into denim, as TMT discusses his latest obsession with a pair of jeans. Kolamide then drops a surprising bombshell about meeting two women who had previously been involved with TMT, leading to a discussion on dating and meeting new people.
Kolamide also shares his journey as a comedian, and the episode wraps up with a discussion about Chidinma Adetshina’s victory as Miss Universe Nigeria.
Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughter, unexpected twists, and thought-provoking discussions!
9/3/2024 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 6 seconds
Episode 203: "Pre-owned WaistBeads" ft Mr. Ina
In this episode of Submaroach, TMT and Koj are joined by special guest Mr. Ina, the founder of Boho Funk, for a lively and engaging discussion. They dive into a mix of creative ventures, media updates, and legal news, all wrapped in their signature humour.
1. Boho Funk’s New Vintage Store: Mr. Ina talks about his innovative new vintage store and creative hub, Boho Funk, which is set to open on the 31st of August and the 1st of September. Get the inside scoop on what makes this space unique and why it’s a must-visit.
2. Adesuwa at Arise: The boys celebrate friend of the podcast, news anchor Adesuwa Giwa-Osagie, who’s joining Arise TV’s international desk and attending the Democratic National Convention in Chicago. Hear their thoughts on her exciting career move and what it means for international news coverage.
3. New Supreme Court Chief Justice Appointment: TMT and Koj discuss the latest shakeup in the legal world with the appointment of a new Supreme Court Chief Justice. Expect insightful commentary and a touch of humor as they break down what this means for the judiciary.
4. And a Myriad of Hilarious Topics: As always, the episode is filled with a wide range of hilarious discussions and spontaneous banter that will keep you entertained from start to finish.
Tune in to Submaroach Episode 203 for a blend of creativity, news, and comedy. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to stay updated with all the latest episodes!
8/27/2024 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 10 seconds
Episode 202: "Broke Shaming as a Marketing Strategy"
Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj on this week’s Submarine and a Roach for a laughter-filled episode tackling a variety of intriguing and comedic topics:
Kanye West as a Concept: The guys dive into the idea of Kanye West being more of a concept than a human being.
LinkedIn Adventures: Tmt and Koj share their contrasting LinkedIn habits – Tmt logs in every few months, while Koj checks it daily.
Squash Court Shenanigans: Tmt's squash adventures with Victor, and Mayowa’s revelation about their trespassing on someone else’s court.
Group Workouts vs. Gym Sessions: The debate on the benefits of working out in groups or playing sports compared to hitting the gym for weights.
Living Adventurously in Lagos: Koj and Mayowa debate whether surviving in Lagos as an outdoor enthusiast is feasible.
Ikoyi Club Memberships: A discussion about Ikoyi Club’s offerings and Mayowa's playful broke shaming of Tmt for not having a membership, which spurs Tmt to consider getting one.
Tyler The Creator’s Comments: The guys weigh in on Tyler The Creator’s recent remarks about Ian.
Joe Rogan’s Comedy Special: A review of Joe Rogan’s latest comedy special and why it fell flat.
Kanye’s Christianity Grift: An exploration of Kanye West’s intersection of faith and business.
RCCG Church Business Ventures: A light-hearted bit about starting a business using the RCCG church’s global network.
Big Brother Nigeria and Tribalism: A discussion on the role of tribalism in Big Brother Nigeria.
Love is Blind UK: The latest updates and their thoughts on the show.
Mayowa’s Interview with Ronami Ogulu: Mayowa addresses comments about having a crush on his interviewee for Culture Custodian's "Overnight Success" series.
The Downsides of Fame: The episode wraps up with a discussion on the challenges of being famous.
Tune in for a rollercoaster of humor, insights, and lively debates
8/20/2024 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 8 seconds
Episode 201: "Biplane - A Plane That Flies Both Ways"
Dive into the latest episode of Submarine and a Roach with Tmt and Koj as they bring their signature humor and insights to the table!
The show starts with Tmt’s smooth late-night radio intro, echoing his retro rap intro from last week.
Koj gives a nod to David Guetta, joking about wanting an A.I. version of the DJ to handle his eulogy.
Tmt catches Koj off guard with voice notes from a group chat, featuring Koj’s hilariously off-key singing about having a great day and taunting his friends.
Tmt celebrates 5 months of sobriety while Koj praises him for staying sharp and sober on the podcast.
The guys recount their weekends and share laughs over Tmt’s new tattoo of a biplane, leading to a funny conversation with his dad that leaves Koj in stitches.
They discuss Nigeria’s disappointing Olympic performance and wrap up with a very short review of Asake’s latest album.
The episode closes with a discussion on a topic where they admit they’re completely out of their depth.
Tune in for a blend of comedy, personal anecdotes, and entertaining commentary!
8/13/2024 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 21 seconds
Episode 200: "How can you be unhinged? You live in Ikoyi"
Join TMT, Koj, and Mayowa for the milestone 200th episode of Submaroach! This special edition is packed with laughter, reflections, and engaging discussions that mark this significant achievement.
Episode 200 is a blend of music, reality TV, and listener interaction that you won't want to miss.
1. TMT’s Spirited Rap: Kicking off the episode, TMT delivers a "spirited" rap performance that sets the tone for the celebrations. Prepare for some impressive rhymes and infectious energy.
2. Celebrating 200 Episodes: The boys reflect on their journey of creating 200 episodes, sharing memorable moments, behind-the-scenes stories, and their gratitude for the listeners' support.
3. Big Brother Nigeria New Season: The hosts dive into the new season of Big Brother Nigeria, where contestants are entering as duos, including two sets of twins and an auntie with her niece. The boys give their hilarious takes on the latest house dynamics and expectations.
4. Listener Questions: In a special segment, TMT, Koj, and Mayowa answer some really cool questions from their listeners, offering candid and often comedic responses.
5. School Anthems: The boys take a nostalgic trip down memory lane as they discuss the school anthems of their secondary schools, sharing funny anecdotes and stories from their school days.
6. Hilarious Topics: As always, the episode is filled with a myriad of hilarious topics and spontaneous humour that will keep you entertained throughout.
Tune in to Submaroach Episode 200 for a celebration of comedy, culture, and community. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to stay updated with all the latest laughs and insights!
8/6/2024 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 2 seconds
Episode 199: "Do You Need A Penis To Lean On?"
This week on Submarine and a Roach, Koj, Mayowa, and TMT dive into the week's hot topics with a mix of humor and heart. In this episode, they tackle the sensitive issue of supporting friends during their times of mourning and explore whether physical presence—or something else entirely—is what really matters. Join the crew as they share personal insights, laugh through the tears, and discuss what it truly means to be there for those you care about. Tune in for a thought-provoking and entertaining episode that’s as real as it is relatable!
7/30/2024 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 18 seconds
Episode 198: "Everytime you party with a Millenial, they start looking for somewhere to sit" ft Elo
In this exciting episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Koj, and Mayowa are joined by special guest Elo to discuss his highly anticipated party, "Retrorave," happening on the 27th of July. The event will feature an exclusive playlist of music from the 90s and 2000s, promising a nostalgic trip down memory lane. Alongside the party talk, the boys dive into a myriad of pop culture topics, ensuring a fun and engaging listen.
Retrorave with Elo: Elo shares all the juicy details about "Retrorave," from the music selection to the party vibes. Get ready for an epic night celebrating the best of 90s and 2000s music!
2. 90s & 2000s Music:The hosts reminisce about their favorite hits from the 90s and 2000s, discussing iconic songs, artists, and the cultural impact of that era's music.
3. Pop Culture Galore:TMT, Koj, and Mayowa, along with Elo, dive into various pop culture topics, offering their unique and hilarious takes on recent trends, celebrity news, and more.
Tune in to Submaroach Episode 198 for a mix of nostalgia, humor, and pop culture insights. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to keep up with all the latest episodes!
7/23/2024 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 4 seconds
Episode 197: "I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, I hate the way you dress"
Join hosts TMT and Mayowa for another uproarious episode of Submaroach, where they tackle hot topics and wild hypotheticals with their signature humour and wit. Episode 197 is a must-listen, packed with comedy, culture, and unexpected insights.
1. Trump Gets Shot:The boys dive into the shocking news of the Trump assassination attempt, offering their comedic takes and speculative commentary on the aftermath.
2. Burna Boy Still on Top:TMT and Mayowa celebrate Burna Boy's continued dominance in the music scene after Mayowa sees him live, discussing his latest achievements and why he remains at the pinnacle of success.
3. Nigerian Musicians as Presidents: Imagine your favourite Nigerian musicians in the highest office! The hosts hilariously imagine what it would be like if top Nigerian musicians became presidents, envisioning their policies, campaigns, and leadership styles.
4. The Friendship Threesome:*The boys explore the bizarre and amusing friendship threesome between Putin and Kim Jong Un and how Trump would affect it, delving into the dynamics and the global implications with their unique comedic twist.
5. Tokio Toni's New Podcast: TMT and Mayowa discuss the launch of Tokio Toni’s new podcast, sharing their thoughts on her content and potential impact in the podcasting world.
6. Dubai as a Must-Visit Destination: The hosts talk about the lifiting of the ban on Nigerians travelling to Dubai and it as a prime travel destination,
As always, the episode is filled with a plethora of other entertaining and thought-provoking topics that will keep you laughing and engaged from start to finish.
Tune in to Submaroach Episode 197 for a comedy-packed exploration of these diverse topics. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to keep up with all the laughs and insights!
7/16/2024 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 52 seconds
Episode 196: "Sexxy Redd, Remi Tinubu and Heineken"
Join TMT and Mayowa for another insane episode of Submaroach, where they tackle an array of quirky and thought-provoking topics. Episode 196 is packed with humour, insights, and lively debates that will keep you hooked from start to finish.
Naming Your Kid "Sexy Redd" for $20 Million: The boys kick things off with a hilarious hypothetical discussion about the idea of naming a child "Sexy Redd" in exchange for $20 million. Listen as they weigh the pros and cons and get outside advice.
OnlyFans as a Retirement Plan: TMT and Mayowa dive into the world of OnlyFans, exploring its potential as a viable retirement plan. The hosts discuss the platform's rise and the financial opportunities it presents.
Remi Tinubu’s Smart Garden: The conversation takes a tech-savvy turn as the boys marvel at Remi Tinubu’s smart garden. They discuss the implications of smart technology in gardening and its impact on sustainability.
Heineken Lokpobiri's Name Etymology: Ever wondered about the origins of unique names? TMT and Mayowa delve into the etymology of Heineken Lokpobiri’s name, offering a mix of cultural insights and humor.
The Yoruba Party in London: The hosts discuss the intriguing news of a political party named the Yoruba Party being established in London. They explore its potential influence and the reactions from the diaspora community.
Kendrick Lamar's "Not Like Us" Music Video: TMT and Mayowa share their thoughts on Kendrick Lamar’s latest music video, "Not Like Us." They analyze its themes, visual style, and the message it conveys to the audience.
Guinness Shutting Down the "Cook-a-thon" Category: The episode wraps up with a discussion on Guinness deciding to shut down the "cook-a-thon" category. The boys share their opinions on the move and its impact on culinary competitions.
Tune in to Submaroach Episode 193 for a rollercoaster of laughs, debates, and intriguing topics. Don't forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review to stay updated with all the latest episodes!
7/9/2024 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 20 seconds
Episode 195: "Exchanging nudes with Lord Denning"
Rainy week episode from 2/3rd of the funniest podcast from Nigeria.
This week Mayowa and TMT break down the current version Lagos that they live in and have a lot of fun doing it.
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7/3/2024 • 1 hour, 32 seconds
Episode 194: "Justin Timberlake is hiring Poco Lee to host his tour and that is a good thing"
Join TMT, Mayowa, and Koj for another ridic episode of Submaroach where they delve into a myriad of topics that blend humour, culture, and current events. Episode 194 is a whirlwind of laughter and insight you won't want to miss.
1. African Americans Dancing to Acrobats: The episode kicks off with a light-hearted discussion about the fascinating blend of African American dance styles with acrobatic performances. The boys share their thoughts on this dynamic and entertaining fusion.
2. Justin Timberlake’s Arrest: The hosts dive into the surprising news of Justin Timberlake’s recent arrest and the comical twist of his arresting officer not recognizing him. They also reflect on Timberlake’s evolving image over the past two decades.
3. Aging in Hip Hop: The boys tackle the topic of aging in the hip hop industry, exploring how some artists adapt and remain relevant while others struggle with the passage of time.
4. Honourifics for older Relatives: A humorous conversation about the cultural practice of using honourifics for older young relatives ensues, highlighting the quirks and traditions of respect in their community.
5. Submaroach Live Session Update: Koj and TMT give Mayowa an entertaining update on the recent Submaroach live session on Twitter (X's) Spaces, recounting memorable moments and fan interactions.
6. TMT’s Birthday Weekend Recap: TMT shares a hilarious recap of how he spent his birthday weekend, complete with anecdotes that involve music and monkeys.
7. Kendrick’s Pop Out Event: The hosts discuss the massive turnout of the hip hop community at Kendrick Lamar’s Pop out concert, analyzing its impact and the significance of such unity in the industry.
8. Putin and Kim Jong Un’s Friendship: A comedic take on the peculiar and potentially dangerous friendship between Russian President Vladimir Putin and North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un, blending satire with current affairs.
9. Mayowa’s IG Name Change: Mayowa reveals his decision to change his Instagram handle from “OgunPunishSanwolu,” prompting a funny and insightful discussion on personal branding and social media.
10. Belief in Juju: The boys delve into their beliefs about Juju (black magic), also known as “jazz” sharing personal stories and cultural insights in a mix of humour and reverence.
11. Wizkid’s Industry Moves: A lively debate on Wizkid dismissing Ladipoe and his change of heart regarding Don Jazzy, exploring the dynamics and politics of the Nigerian music industry.
12. Aging on Twitter: The episode wraps up with a conversation about aging on Twitter and the art of avoiding certain conversations, offering a humorous look at social media etiquette and generational divides.
Tune in to Submaroach Episode 194 for a comedy-filled exploration of these diverse topics. Don’t forget to subscribe, rate, and leave a review!!
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6/25/2024 • 2 hours, 7 minutes, 44 seconds
Episode 193: "Presidential Stumbles, Lebanese Kidnapping, and Nepa Rangers"
In this hilarious episode of Submaroach, hosts TMT, Mayowa, and Koj dive into a wide array of topics guaranteed to entertain and inform. Episode 193 is packed with intriguing discussions and laugh-out-loud moments that you won’t want to miss.
1. Tinubu Takes a Tumble: The boys kick things off by discussing the recent incident where Nigerian President Tinubu fell at a parade. The hosts give their humorous takes and ponder the implications of such a public mishap.
2. Nostalgic Cinema: TMT delves into the world of African American filmmaking in the late 90s and early 2000s, sparked by his recent viewing of the film "Deliver Us from Eva." Expect a mix of nostalgia and critical analysis as he explores this vibrant era of cinema.
3. Dental Drama: Koj recounts his latest visit to the dentist, sharing his personal experiences and the quirky moments that made the trip memorable.
4. Midnight Crisis Radio: TMT talks about the latest episode of his Twitter Spaces radio show, "Midnight Crisis Radio." He also confesses to cheating his listeners during a trivia game, adding a layer of humor and mischief to the discussion.
5. Mark Essien's Cat Conundrum: The hosts dissect tech entrepreneur Mark Essien’s recent bizarre tweet about buying a cat. The conversation quickly turns into a comedic exploration of social media and public personas.
6. Nigerian Government's Power Rangers: In a surprising twist, the Nigerian government is forming its own "Power Rangers." The boys speculate on what this means and share their amusing predictions for this unusual initiative.
7. Lagos Traffic Woes: The team tackles the chaos caused by President Tinubu's visit to Lagos, leading to massive traffic jams. Their discussion is a blend of frustration, humor, and social commentary on urban life in Nigeria.
8. String of Kidnappings: Wrapping up the episode, the hosts address the recent spate of kidnappings in Nigeria. While the topic is serious, they manage to bring their unique perspective to the conversation.
Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughs, insights, and lively debates. Whether you're a long-time fan or a new listener, Episode 193 of Submaroach is sure to keep you entertained from start to finish. Don’t forget to subscribe and leave a review!
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6/18/2024 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 8 seconds
Episode 192: "A.I Prostitution "
Join Koj, Mayowa, and TMT for an unfiltered and boundary-pushing episode of Submarine and a Roach. In this installment titled "A.I. Prostitution for Mature Minds Only," the trio dives headfirst into taboo topics and thought-provoking discussions that are not for the faint of heart.
From the ethical considerations of advertising sex work to sharing personal experiences of sexual harassment, Koj and Mayowa open up about being “cat-called” with candour and humour. Brace yourself for candid revelations about TD Jakes' unexpected kinks and the rise of AI in the world of sex work.
But the conversation doesn't stop there—TMT shares a jaw-dropping story of slapping a Yahoo boy, sparking a debate about clubbing etiquette and the consequences of crossing certain lines.
As the episode unfolds, the hosts delve into music reviews, including a deep dive into Tems’ latest album and the surprising resurgence of country music, spearheaded by Shaboozy.
Adding to the mix are Mayowa's reflections on returning to Nigeria and Koj's questionable taste in wine, juxtaposed with TMT's unabashed red bull addiction.
From provocative discussions to laugh-out-loud moments, this episode of Submarine and a Roach is not to be missed. Tune in for a rollercoaster ride of mature insights and unabashed humour—it's a wild journey only for the boldest of listeners.
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6/11/2024 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 18 seconds
Episode 191: "Tayo Aina attends Mavin Academy undercover"
In this episode of Submarine and a Roach, Koj, TMT, and Mayowa tackle a whirlwind of topics guaranteed to keep you entertained and enlightened.
First up, they dive into the wild world of Nigerian politics, each elaborating why they got picked up by the DSS and discussing the latest controversies surrounding Nigerian banks and political figures.
But it’s not all serious talk—TMT’s new jeans spark a lively debate, and the guys delve into the unexpected revelation about your sexual orientation if you enjoy Suya. Plus, they ponder the significance of national anthems and the role they play in shaping identity.
Koj brings a touch of introspection to the conversation as he discusses fatherhood, while the crew delves into the murky waters of inappropriate social media relationships between students and teachers.
And of course, they couldn’t forget to discuss the latest in Nigerian music, including Ayra Star’s phenomenal new album and the rising prominence of female artists in Afrobeats.
From politics to fashion to music, this episode of Submarine and a Roach covers it all with humour, insight, and a healthy dose of irreverence. Tune in now for your weekly dose of comedy and commentary!
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6/4/2024 • 1 hour, 48 minutes, 48 seconds
190: "Burger!"
The boys are back in what promises to be another fantastic episo- Halfway through this recording the hosts of this podcasts were picked up back Government agents and taken to a secure location for questioning and interrogation.
Again. They are in custody of the Federal republic of Nigeria and this episode definitely did not stop short because TMT's recording equipment failed,
Enjoy the moments before that.
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5/28/2024 • 40 minutes, 28 seconds
Episode 189: "The Stew at Slow doesn't have enough pepper"
New Episode alert!!
TMT, Mayowa and Koj are back in another hilarious movies.
The episode starts with TMT narrating the Yoruba movie he's currently watching, followed by Koj narrating his adventure on a "topless bus tour".
The boys then briefly discuss the Nigerian Chef community vs Opeyemi Famakin.
After that they talk about TMT's trip to the National Archives in Abeokuta. This is followed by Mayowa getting cooked by political nepo baby twitter.
There are also a lot of brilliant other bits to enjoy like trickle down wealth and a brief discussion on the film "Good Will Hunting."
So sit down, relax and enjoy a mystical journey of banter brought to you by the men of the funniest podcast in Nigeria.
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5/21/2024 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 16 seconds
Episode 188: "Every Yoruba Man's Dream Is To Marry A Rich Woman"
Join Koj, Mayowa, and Tmt for a rib-tickling episode of Submarine and a Roach, where no topic is off-limits! In this episode titled "Every Yoruba Man’s Dream Is To Marry Up," the trio delves into a range of hilarious and thought-provoking subjects that will keep you entertained from start to finish.
First up, they tackle the age-old debate: is spraying $1 bills at a Nigerian wedding razz? Tmt dives into the legalities surrounding this cultural practice, while they ponder the origins of money spraying in the black diaspora, from African parties to American strip clubs.
Prepare for laughs as Mayowa confesses his desire to spray dollars at his wedding, only to be met with resistance from his wife and brother who deemed it too razz for their taste. Meanwhile, Tmt's sister's attempt to play matchmaker leads to hilarity and awkwardness.
The conversation takes a reflective turn as they discuss the economic realities of modern relationships, including the decline of side families due to financial constraints. Koj shares his high school dream of being a kept man and marrying up in life, sparking laughter and lively debate.
Get ready for some candid discussions about sex and stamina, with Koj hilariously admitting the only way he's going multiple rounds is if Dana White is paying him. They also share their thoughts on the AMVCA's and dive into movie reviews, including "Breathe of Life" and "Water & Garri," with Koj revealing his newfound love for Ibadan.
As the episode winds down, Mayowa delivers a side-splitting joke at Tmt's expense, leaving everyone in stitches. Don't miss this uproarious episode of Submarine and a Roach—it's comedy gold from start to finish!
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5/14/2024 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 24 seconds
Episode 187: "Don't give him money"
Better late than never!
Today's episode of the podcast was recorded with Mayowa, TMT and Koj all wearing sleeveless Dashikis.
In this episode we get into being owed money by family.
Rap Beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake.
Afrobeef between Wizkid and Davido and rivalries between contemporaries.
Kizz Daniel's business practices and more Seun Kuti news.
We also review the Submaroach groupchat one more time.
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5/8/2024 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 20 seconds
Episode 186: "SEUN KUTI IS EGYPTIAN"
Join Koj, Mayowa, and Tmt for an unfiltered and uproarious episode of Submarine and a Roach! In this installment, the trio dives into a myriad of engaging topics that will have you laughing and pondering in equal measure.
They kick things off with a lively discussion about Seun Kuti's viral proposal to start a church serving "marijuana tea," complete with Koj's chance encounter with the man himself at Cactus in Lagos. From there, they delve into the intricacies of the Lagos weather and the balancing act of A/C usage amidst rising diesel costs and NEPA tariffs.
Prepare for some thought-provoking conversations as they tackle topics ranging from racial dynamics to Tems' latest release, "Love Me Jeje." They explore the nuances of American society, from its institutions to the elusive American Dream, with wit and insight.
Things take a personal turn as Koj shares feedback from listeners and grapples with criticisms about himself. The hosts engage in a candid discussion about the energy they project into the world, delving into boarding school escapades and hilarious anecdotes along the way.
Laugh along with Mayowa's tale of "misappropriating" a school iron and Tmt's uproarious story involving a student who transformed from Santa to Thor in boarding school. The episode concludes with a fascinating conversation about Tunde Onakoya and his father's skepticism of chess as a career path.
Don't miss this captivating episode of Submarine and a Roach, filled with laughter, introspection, and unforgettable stories. Tune in now for a dose of humor and heart from your favorite trio!
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4/30/2024 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 33 seconds
Episode 185: "Occultic Groupchat"
The boys are back in this truly unhinged episode of Submarine and a Roach as hosts Koj, Mayowa and Tmt get into current affairs.
The boys catch up now that they're all on three different continents.
First up, they get into millenial buff boy aesthetic and TMT's fitness journey. Then they talk about the chaotic nature of the Submarine and a Roach Whatsapp groupchat.
The conversation then veers into the Drake vs Kendrick (and entire rap industry) beef. His insane use of AI, the power of Taylor Swift and the ethics of the music industry.
After that they discuss a proposal Mayowa received to grow the popularity of Submaroach using the power of - you guessed it- SOCIAL MEDIA.
The boys end the episode by getting into how they react to misrepresentation of the podcast by people funny enough, don't listen to the podcast.
So roll up, wind down and jump into this episode of Submarine and a Roach, full of banter, truth and love!
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4/23/2024 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 34 seconds
Episode 184: "Burna Boy slapped me" with @Toniverse
Lock in with the gang for a hilarious and insightful episode of Submarine and a Roach as hosts Koj, Tmt, and their guest, Toniverse, dive into some wild life shit.
With Mayowa jetting off to London, Toniverse steps in to keep the vibe alive.
First up, they bask in the post-live show glow, relishing the success of their recent live event. The energy is infectious as they reminisce about the highlights and memorable moments from the show.
The conversation takes an intriguing turn as they share their NYSC experiences, with Tmt and Toni regaling tales of love interests and camp escapades. It's a nostalgic trip down memory lane that's sure to have you laughing along.
But that's not all—Koj delves into the world of stock trading, sharing his strategy for developing intellectual property to make it big in capitalism. The banter is as witty as it is insightful, offering a unique perspective on financial pursuits.
Hold onto your seats as Tmt opens up about his "life of crime," sharing hilarious anecdotes that will leave you in stitches.
The laughter continues as they discuss getting hit on in Lagos, Tmt's memorable Boiler Room stint, and the burning question—what was Burna Boy like in secondary school? With insights from Toni and Koj (and a nod to Mayowa's shared history), they paint a vivid picture of the African giant's teenage years.
Don't miss this rollicking episode of Submarine and a Roach, filled with laughter, stories, and unexpected revelations. It's a podcast that's as entertaining as it is enlightening—tune in now!
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4/15/2024 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 8 seconds
Episode 183: "I learned how to have sex by watching porn"
On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, we get into:
Car trouble,
learning from video games,
Food Critique,
Adult friendships and
TMT's filthy habit
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4/2/2024 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 55 seconds
Episode 182: "It's Not Gossip, It's... Pillow Talk"
On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, we get into:
SLAWN
Navigating interviews with Nigerian Politicians
Rebelling as kids
Gossip
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3/27/2024 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 3 seconds
Episode 181: "Did Chris Oyakilome Destroy The Cables to Stop 5G?"
Prepare for an episode of Submarine and a Roach brimming with laughter, insights, and conspiracy theories! Join hosts Koj, Mayowa, and Tmt as they explore a range of intriguing topics sure to keep you entertained.
First, they unpack the surprising news of Bruno Mars owing MGM Casinos $50 million, followed by a deep dive into Mia Khalifa's early career twists.
The conversation takes a thought-provoking turn with discussions on American pride, progressivism, and Koj's theory about Chris Oyakilome sabotaging Nigeria's internet.
Stay tuned as they share their favorite movies and music, offering recommendations and witty commentary to keep you engaged.
Explore the ethics of media capitalism and profit while enjoying playful banter between Mayowa and Tmt about fashion choices.
Laugh along with Koj's humorous tale of a barber shop encounter and brace yourself for Tmt's wild story involving Kanye West, hood dudes, and ballerinas.
Don't miss their insights on financial literacy, as they share personal strategies for saving and investing money.
Tune in to Submarine and a Roach for a rollercoaster of laughter, insights, and captivating conversations that leave you wanting more. It's entertainment with depth—perfect for your next Spotify listen!
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3/19/2024 • 2 hours, 13 minutes, 56 seconds
Episode 180: "I Accidentally Showed My Co-Worker My PooPoo" ft @lifesize_teddy_
On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the guys are joined by super fun rapper Lifesize Teddy and they get into:
Ebuka's new Prime Video show
Tmt's questions about cars
Getting In Trouble with the Police
What it's like in the Mavin Academy
Koj accidentally showing his co-worker his shit
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3/12/2024 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 4 seconds
Episode 179: "Blessed Are The Meek..."
Welcome to Submarine and A Roach, on this episode we getting into:
TMT's new relationship
New TV Show Shogun
Games and Competitiveness
Dealing with Nigeria's Electricity Problem
Old Age and Retirement
Community and The Importance of Gossip
Meek Mill
Diddy
And random other topics!
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3/5/2024 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 9 seconds
Episode 178: "Real Men Have No Gag Reflexes"
Welcome to Submarine and A Roach, the only podcast out of the black diaspora that will not be discussing Omah Lay this week. But we talk about other things:
Kunle Afolayan
Mr Mayowa and his sexy books
Love is Blind
Using Mental Health and Trauma to Manipulate Relationships
Tmt is on an alcohol hiatus
What's currently keeping us going in life?
Tap in!!
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2/27/2024 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 20 seconds
Episode 177: "I'm an Ibadan Man, Of Course I'm Bleaching"
On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the guys get into:
Jola calling Tmt out on bleaching his skin
Ozempic and BBLs
Love is Blind
Drake, Muscle Relaxants, and Usher's Super Bowl performance
Shallipoppi on The Receipts Podcast
Is Nigeria Bottom-Up or Top-to-Bottom Bad?
Being ethically rich
The worst jobs they've ever done
Enjoy!!
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2/20/2024 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 34 seconds
Episode 176: "I Pledge to Nigeria My Country..."
TO BE FAITHFUL LOYAL AND HONEST
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2/13/2024 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 27 seconds
Episode 175: "Ola of Lagos is not Racist"
Ladies and Gentlemen... THE BOYS ARE BACK!
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2/6/2024 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 30 seconds
General Solo
General Solo
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1/31/2024 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 21 seconds
Episode 174.5: "Subma on the dancefloor"
Dem a wicked but we a' wickeder.
The powers that be got the pod got kicked off spotify and Apple podcasts.
but we're still on google pods, iheart radio and some other streamers.
Enjoy this interlude while we get our ducks in a row.
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1/16/2024 • 25 minutes, 15 seconds
Episode 174: "Tinubu Get Your Kegels Up"
In this episode of Submarine and a Roach, Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa, joined by their special guest Tomi (Mayowa's younger brother), unleash a masterclass in podcasting. But not just any podcasting—it's the Dark Arts of podcasting, similar to the likes of "Nedu & The Honest Bunch," "Tolani Baj & Moet Abebe," and all those Glitch Media productions. No shade, just a little 'dark arts' magic, teehee! The twist is that Submarine and a Roach brings the humor to the party, making it an absolute riot.
The episode kicks off with Tmt sharing WANI's message requesting the retirement of the "good fish" drop. Mayowa and Koj fire back with their demands, and Tmt thinks they're being utterly unreasonable. Tomi, the guest, chimes in with some choice words for WANI, making the banter even more hilarious.
The boys delve into discussing the lengths they would go to promote the podcast, including the possibility of getting sued. They also contemplate how they'd handle real-life encounters with people they've roasted on the podcast, adding a touch of real-world comedy to the mix.
Tmt drops a comedic bombshell, suggesting he could probably take on 4 out of 16 of Governor Ademola Adeleke's bodyguards if they ever crossed his path, sparking a hilarious debate.
The laughter continues as they explore a range of additional topics, including:
The inspiring story of Debbie, who successfully crowd-funded 5 million Naira from a viral moment.
Aliko Dangote's 2022 New Year yacht scandal and the leaked photos that took the internet by storm.
Sanwo Olu's crackdown on Okada riders and a funny encounter with Mr. Macaroni.
Mayowa and Tomi's family function hijacked by Mr. Macaroni, complete with band takeover and endless praise.
Mayowa's amusing encounter with Koj's dad.
Koj's viral comedy performance at the sold-out show that's taking Instagram by storm.
The Nigerian Police's arrest of the runners of @gistlover on Instagram.
Mayowa reads a tweet that describes how tight President Bola Tinubu's grip is
L.A.X (the Nigerian singer) getting a Twitter user arrested for defamation.
Tmt's exciting booking for a comedy show in Lagos in January 2024.
Mayowa's inclusion in Chude's 2023 Most Interesting People's List alongside Burna Boy and Wasiu Ayinde.
DISCLAIMER: Please note that everyone mentioned in this podcast is purely for comedic purposes. There are no legal claims or assertions, and nothing is intended as news reporting. It's all about comedy, laughter, and fun. Thank you for tuning in!
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1/9/2024 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 17 seconds
EPISODE 173: "HANKS ANUKU SHOULD HAVE STARRED IN THE BLACK BOOK"
Get ready for an uproarious episode of Submaroach that's jam-packed with humor, insights, and wild stories! In Episode 173, titled "HANKS ANUKU SHOULD HAVE STARRED IN THE BLACK BOOK," Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa take you on a wild ride through a variety of hilarious topics and offbeat conversations.
First up, Koj flaunts his newly curated soundboard, adding an extra layer of hilarity to the episode. The laughter starts rolling as they discuss the unconventional practice of wearing condoms casually outside of sexual activity, including Mayowa's insane tale of sporting one on Third Mainland Bridge!
Things take a quirky turn as they talk about "fashionable fishes" and how the aquatic inhabitants under Third Mainland Bridge manage to stay fly in the latest drip. It's a conversation you won't want to miss!
Tmt premieres a Christmas jingle by his new band, Easy Love Society, and the guys review it with their signature humor and wit. They also playfully jest about Nigerians being "xenophobic" towards fellow Nigerians returning for Christmas, attributing it to congestion and traffic.
Next, they draw a hilarious comparison between the traffic disruptions caused by Tinubu's presence in Lagos versus Joe Biden's visits to Delaware. The banter continues as Mayowa reveals his brother's connection to Delaware and its intriguing tax laws.
Tmt shares his encounter with Funke Akindele at a games night, leading to a discussion about Jandor and his WAEC results (hint: they weren't great). They also recount his encounter with Reekado Banks and the pressure to name his favorite Reekado Banks song.
Mayowa's favorite celebrity interaction with Ladipoe and Koj's admiration for Ladipoe's support for Nigerian fashion brands add an extra layer of hilarity to the episode.
In the penultimate segment, they play a game called "Coal or Cool," where they judge Nigerian celebrities' behavior in 2023. It's a segment filled with laughter and unexpected takes, including Koj's passionate rant about Hanks Anuku and The Black Book.
Finally, they dive into a discussion about the counterfeit soy sauce epidemic in Lagos, sharing their own experiences and how it has affected their consumption habits.
Tune in to Submaroach Episode 173 for a wild ride through laughter, absurd stories, and insightful discussions. It's a podcast that delivers humor and entertainment in abundance!
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12/26/2023 • 59 minutes, 20 seconds
Episode 172: "How To Party with Dignity" #DettyDecember
In this emotionally charged episode of Submarine and a Roach, Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa tackle one of their most essential topics—DEPRESSION! Get ready for an honest and heartfelt conversation about this critical issue.
But that's not all! The trio delves into a variety of intriguing subjects:
Christian BBLs: They explore the fascinating world of Christian Brazilian Butt Lifts, leaving no stone unturned in their quest for laughter and insight.
Partying in Lagos with Dignity: Discover their unique take on how to party with grace and dignity in the vibrant streets of Lagos.
Jonathan Majors running through the streets with his woes: Dive into the world of Jonathan Majors and his adventures, and find out who or what his "woes" might be.
OdumoduBlvck & Wike: Explore the curious connection between OdumoduBlvck and Wike, and prepare for some humorous speculations.
North West and Deto Black: The hosts share their thoughts on North West and Deto Black, offering a unique perspective on these intriguing personalities.
Join Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa as they navigate the depths of depression and venture into these diverse topics on Submarine and a Roach. It's a podcast that combines humor, heart, and real-world issues, providing a well-rounded listening experience that you won't want to miss!
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12/19/2023 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 58 seconds
Episode 171: How To Be A Nigerian Parent 101
Buckle up for an unfiltered episode of Submarine and Roach! Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj are taking a deep dive into the tumultuous waters of Nigerian politics, sharing their candid thoughts on the current state of the nation. Prepare for an honest conversation about their growing sense of disillusionment and the need for change.
But it's not all politics—these three friends take a hilarious trip down memory lane, reminiscing about their childhood adventures and, more notably, the memorable discipline sessions dished out by their parents. The stories are as entertaining as they are relatable.
As the episode unfolds, they switch gears to discuss the ever-entertaining world of pop culture. Lil Nas X and Donawon take the spotlight, and the hosts offer their humorous takes on these cultural phenomena.
But just when you thought you'd heard it all, Tmt drops a bombshell—breaking news about his driver being in custody for shoplifting! The unexpected twist adds a dose of real-life drama to the episode and leaves everyone in suspense.
Join Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj for a rollercoaster of laughter, nostalgia, and current events on Submarine and Roach. It's a podcast that fearlessly tackles the complexities of Nigerian society while keeping you entertained with their signature humor and wit. Don't miss out!
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12/12/2023 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 14 seconds
Episode 170: "I'll Never Be Poor, #JustLikeDeto"
Prepare for a hilarious rollercoaster of laughter on this episode of Submarine and A Roach! Join the dynamic duo, Tmt and Koj, two of Nigeria's funniest personalities, as they dive into a whirlwind of entertaining discussions.
First up, they dissect DetoBlack's latest hit, "Just Like Deto." Even though Koj is a massive fan, that doesn't stop the jokes from flowing as they share their quirky takes on the track.
Tmt takes the stage to unveil his latest production for the upcoming Submarine and A Roach mixtape, and Koj is thoroughly impressed. He declares Tmt one of the most talented beings on the planet, and the banter is just getting started.
Get ready for a heartwarming moment as Koj proudly recounts his father's praise, calling him one of the best drivers he knows. It's a touching and funny story that adds a personal touch to the episode.
Tmt shares his unique experience mentoring school students at a fair, where he introduced them to the world of podcasting and even recorded an episode with four enthusiastic siblings. The tales from this adventure are both heartwarming and humorous.
The conversation takes a musical turn as they delve into FreshL's latest EP and shower it with praise. Their music critique is infused with humor and genuine appreciation.
Hold onto your seats as they discuss Toke Makinwa and Dayo Israel's trip to Dubai for a climate change summit, a topic that they're convinced neither party knows much about. The comedic takes on this trip are bound to leave you in stitches.
Nollywood takes the spotlight as Tmt reveals his upcoming role in a short movie premiering at a Lagos festival. The excitement and humor are palpable as they share details about the project.
True to Submarine and A Roach tradition, the episode wouldn't be complete without a discussion on mental health. They wrap up with a candid conversation about their self-diagnosed ADHD and the humorous anecdotes surrounding illegally purchasing Adderall.
But before they bid farewell, Koj shares a memorable story about getting fired by a man who drove an Audi TT, and why he believes men should never drive such cars. It's the perfect comedic note to end this uproarious episode.
Don't miss out on the laughs, stories, and witty banter on Submarine and A Roach. Tune in for an entertaining ride through the funniest corners of Nigeria's pop culture and life's quirkiest moments!
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12/5/2023 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 58 seconds
Episode 169: "My Dad Has Outside Children aka Bastards"
On this poetry-heavy episode of Submarine and a Roach, the boys discuss A LOT! As usual, the shits are funny and you're guaranteed a laugh or two.
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11/28/2023 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 3 seconds
Episode 168: "The Most Talented Podcasters in Nigeria"
Get ready to burst into laughter on this episode of Submarine and A Roach! Tmt and Koj are back, and they're serving up a piping hot dish of hilarious commentary on some of Nigeria's hottest topics.
First up, brace yourself for a dose of conspiracy hilarity as they dive into the wild world of Rema and Illuminati accusations. The laughs are just getting started!
Teni takes the spotlight next, and the duo discusses her album and her bold coming out as queer. Get ready for some witty takes and cheeky banter as they explore Teni's journey.
Hold onto your seats as Tmt and Koj tackle a serious issue with their trademark humor—the Lagos State Government Budget and alleged misappropriation of funds. Their take on this scandal will leave you in stitches.
But the hilarity doesn't stop there. They dig up Buju aka BNXN's old tweets and give them the comedic treatment they deserve. You won't believe what they find!
Finally, get ready for an incredible improv session as they make sentences using Nigerian newspapers and magazines. It's a rollercoaster ride of wordplay and wit that will keep you entertained until the very end.
Don't miss out on this uproarious episode of Submarine and A Roach! With unfiltered humor and sharp wit, Tmt and Koj take you on a comedic journey through the hottest topics in Nigeria. Tune in for a laughter-filled experience you won't forget!
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11/21/2023 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 29 seconds
Episode 167: "...and A Roach" (@YinkaBernie)
Welcome to Episode 167 of Submarine and A Roach. The episode where we decide once and for all; who is the messiest of them all? The boys are joined by Yinka Bernie and they get into
- Fashion
- Music
- Lawyers in Nigeria
- Football
and a whole lot more...ENJOY!
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11/14/2023 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 44 seconds
Episode 166: “Please Pardon The Shitty Internet”
On this episode Mayowa and Koj are joined by Adaorah Oduah, the writer and sound designer of Uncultured. Culture Custodian’s latest scripted podcast. Again, please pardon the shitty connection. It was either this or nothing☹️☹️
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11/7/2023 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 41 seconds
Episode 165: "As A Feminist, How Can You Smoke Weed?"
On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the boys throw it back (ayo!), as they reminisce about the unhinged origins of the podcast. In their typical neurodivergent Submaroach style, they bounce around numerous topics that include:
Sam Klef, Nedu and the State of Nigerian Podcasting
Blackface and OdumoduBlvck
The worth of Afrobeat catalogues from the 90's
Tmt TURNING PUSSY!
Lagos Fashion Week & Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu
Twitter Folks and Projecting Perfection On People
Koj & Reverse Racism
Mayowa introduces us to the novel "Only Big BumBum Matters Tomorrow"
Note that any stories that suggest irresponsible driving were told purely for comedic intent and are made up.
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10/31/2023 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 49 seconds
Episode 164: Comedy Special ft @DeeMajor
The boys sit down with the super funny Dee Major on a slightly chaotic but ultimately wholesome episode and comedy in Nigeria.
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10/24/2023 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 50 seconds
Episode 163: "To My Dearest Opps" (ft. @AnthonyAzekwoh)
On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, the gang is joined by multidisciplinary artist Anthony Azekwoh and we chronicle his journey and mark some key opps along the way.
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10/17/2023 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 4 seconds
Episode 162: "Unbelievably Liquid" ft Fu’ad Lawal
We start this episode by listening to a rap song Koj made when he was 14.
After that Fu’ad Lawal joins the boys and they discuss the state of archiving in Nigeria, Music tastes and sneaking into the office when no one is around to download movies!
Check out Archivi.ng! They're doing amazing work!
Super enjoyable episode if we have to be honest!
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10/10/2023 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 8 seconds
Episode 161: "Finding Kah-Lo" ft. @thatKahLo
This week the entire Submarine and a Roach crew sit with THEE GRAMMY AWARD NOMINATED Kah-Lo.
We get into the #PainAndPleasure of the entertainment industry. The Glam and... paperwork.
Our conversations range from Donald Trump, her earlier inspirations for success, recently picking up DJing, her hilarious nephews and she also has a lil' smoke for Tmt.
Get into it!
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10/3/2023 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 56 seconds
Episode 160: "Love offers no safety" ft Olumide Makanjuola
In this episode, Mayowa and TMT explore the world of queer men with Olumide Makanjuola as he talks about his life and new book "Love offers no safety".
A collection of 25 stories from queer men in Nigeria told in their own words and masterfully edited by Jude Dibia and Olumide Makanjuola
Love offers no safety is available in Nigeria on Roving Heights and Cassava Republic and on Amazon worldwide.
Please find links to the book below!
Love offers no safety is available in Nigeria here: https://cassavarepublic.biz/product/love-offers-no-safety/
Love offers no safety is available internationally here: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Love-Offers-No-Safety-Nigerias/dp/1913175480
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9/26/2023 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 11 seconds
Episode 159: "Mowa Lola & The Forty Thieves"
On this Episode we get into:
- Mowa Lola's new collection
- AQ vs Naeto C
- Obasanjo vs. Tmt's People
- MohBad
- South Africa
- OdumoduBlvck
- Rema
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9/19/2023 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 30 seconds
Episode 158: "I Like It When You Call Me Big Poppa"
The London boys have been separated. Tmt is back in Lagos and it's off to a rocky start. Mayowa is still on vacation but his time is also coming. Koj, well Koj is still riding bicyclee.
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9/11/2023 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 17 seconds
Episode 157: "Engaged Today, Disengaged Tomorrow"
Welcome back to Submarine and A Roach. Brought to you by https://gomoney.onelink.me/GvIj/Submaroach
On this episode, we talk:
- Nigeria's New Ministers
- Nasir El Rufai
- Naira Marley
- Burna Boy
....and lots more!
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9/5/2023 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 43 seconds
Episode 156: "From Paris With Love"
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Get ready for a lively and unexpected episode of Submarine and a Roach as Koj and TMT reunite for some hilarious catch-up! On this installment, TMT takes the stage to regale Koj with tales from his time in Paris.
Join the duo for a rollercoaster of laughter as TMT recounts his adventures in the City of Lights. From enjoying the gothic architecture of the city to ending up in strangers apartments, every moment is laced with humor and TMT's signature comedic flair.
But just when the laughter is at its peak, an unexpected twist abruptly cuts short the fun ride. Tune in to discover what unfolds and how this catch-up takes an unexpected turn. Laughs, surprises, and witty banter await in this episode that promises to keep you hooked from start to finish. Don't miss out on the rollercoaster of comedic camaraderie on Submarine and a Roach!
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8/22/2023 • 46 minutes, 36 seconds
Episode 155: “Food is Ready and Justice is Served” ft. Opeyemi Famakin
On this episode of Submarine and a roach, Tmt (the lawyer) is joined by his client and Nigeria’s biggest food critic, Opeyemi Famakin. The duo discuss Opeyemi’s latest shenanigans and he reveals his latest ordeal involving a threatening incident in Port Harcourt.
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8/15/2023 • 57 minutes, 45 seconds
154: The walking episode!
TMT and Mayowa decide to record an episode while they walk around the city for an hour and talk.
TMT records from West Africa and Mayowa Records from Western Europe.
It is very funny.
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8/9/2023 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 50 seconds
Episode 153: "Slave Trade & Mirror Sex"
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In this hilarious and insightful episode of "Submarine and a Roach," titled "The Slave Trade & Mirror Sex," hosts Tmt and Koj dive into a whirlwind of diverse topics, offering their unique perspectives and witty banter.
The episode kicks off with Tmt, the self-proclaimed feminist, declaring why he doesn't want to get married, sparking a humorous discussion about relationships and gender dynamics.
As the boys embark on a history lesson about the slave trade, Koj throws in a comical twist, suggesting that kings trading slaves for mirrors may have inadvertently pioneered the concept of "mirror sex" in West Africa. Cue laughter and historical absurdity!
Tmt then educates Koj about the intriguing relationship between the Oyo and Benin royal families, revealing how Benin Princes became Oyo Kings and vice versa, adding a dash of historical intrigue.
Shifting gears, they delve into British invasions and the subsequent amalgamation and separation of certain colonies, touching on the quirks of history with their trademark humor.
Koj's astonishment reaches new heights when Tmt reveals that Nigeria boasts one of the strongest armies in Africa. The duo hilariously navigates through the mixed emotions of pride and embarrassment surrounding Nigeria's untapped potential.
Amidst the history and revelations, Koj shares a funny tale of his vacation and a memorable mishap involving a jet ski in the ocean, sparking amusement and relatability among listeners.
Not to be outdone, Tmt recounts his four-day party extravaganza in Ibadan, celebrating his Grandma's birthday, with amusing anecdotes that leave everyone chuckling.
The banter continues as they explore the world of marketing targeted at men, with Tmt humorously revealing that his dad owns a grooming kit from the Bulldog brand, highlighting the quirks of masculinity and consumer culture.
In "The Slave Trade & Mirror Sex," Tmt and Koj effortlessly blend humor, history, and personal anecdotes, creating an entertaining and insightful episode that showcases why "Submarine and a Roach" is undoubtedly Nigeria's funniest podcast. Listeners are in for a treat as they laugh, learn, and enjoy the dynamic chemistry between these two charismatic hosts.
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8/1/2023 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 55 seconds
Episode 152: "Why the British are the best sailors in the world"
It's the return of the MA-yowa!
On this chaotic dance of a conversation Mayowa and TMT discuss vacations, Drake, Twitter X and socialism!
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7/25/2023 • 58 minutes, 3 seconds
Episode 151: "Why Would You Choose To Live Like This?"
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Join the uproarious duo, Koj and Tmt, on a side-splitting episode of Submarine and a Roach titled "Why Would You Choose to Live Like This?" Get ready for non-stop laughs as they dive into a variety of hilarious topics.
Tmt sets the tone by joining the Zoom call topless while jamming to Whitney Houston. It's a visual that will leave you chuckling and wondering why he chose such an amusing way to make an entrance.
Prepare for riotous laughter as Tmt shares his unconventional party strategy of snagging two cans of stout while others go for Champagne and tequila bottles. It's all about finding joy in the unexpected, even if it means opting for a less glamorous choice.
The comedy continues with Tmt's humorous take on his uncle's peculiar new beard. From wild comparisons to hilarious nicknames, they hilariously dissect this outrageous look and wonder what on earth compelled his uncle to choose it.
Koj playfully calls out Tmt for not supporting older alte guys, jokingly labeling him a "boomer." Their witty banter and playful jabs add an extra layer of amusement to the conversation.
Get ready for a hilarious trip down memory lane as they reminisce about terrible eating habits from their boarding school days. From teachers' frustration with students' farting to outrageous culinary choices, the laughter is bound to ensue as they explore the absurdities of school life.
In a comical twist, Tmt shares his amusing story of inviting YINKA Bernie to give a speech at his grandfather's school.
Discover the amusing side of cultural experiences as they discuss Nigerian kids having growth spurts after summer trips to the United States. Through their witty observations, they highlight the hilarity of this phenomenon.
The episode wraps up with a lively game of "Guess the Song," adding an interactive and entertaining element to the podcast. Join in the fun as they try to identify tunes with their signature comedic twist.
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7/19/2023 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 23 seconds
Episode 150: "Jonah Hill is the only Bae you should Watch?"
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Title: "Laugh Riot with Submarine and a Roach: Lady Donli, Beyoncé, and Hilarious Hijinks!"
Description:
Get ready for a side-splitting episode of Submarine and a Roach, Nigeria's funniest podcast! Hosted by the dynamic duo, Tmt and Koj, this week's installment is guaranteed to leave you in stitches.
Kicking things off, the uproarious banter begins with Lady Donli's latest release setting the mood. Tmt and Koj waste no time showcasing their comedic abilities as they dive headfirst into a range of hilarious topics.
First up, they delve into the world of funny rap songs, dissecting the most absurd lyrics and sharing their own witty takes. With their sharp wit and infectious laughter, you won't be able to keep a straight face.
Next, the duo tackles a unique topic that'll have you doubled over: cycling-induced impotence. Brace yourself for a wave of side-splitting anecdotes and outrageous theories that will leave you gasping for breath.
But wait, there's more! Koj drops a bombshell—he's attending Beyoncé's show later in the day! The excitement is palpable as they discuss what it would be like growing up as a celebrity child, imagining the hilarious scenarios that could unfold.
The laughter continues as Tmt and Koj dive into the world of RnB singers getting away with wild lyrics. Prepare for uncontrollable giggles as they share their favorite eyebrow-raising lines and mock the audacity of these smooth crooners.
Just when you think it couldn't get any funnier, the hosts shift gears to Keke Palmer's baby father's tweets. Brace yourself for a hilarious commentary on social media drama, leaving you in stitches from start to finish.
And if that's not enough, they top it all off with a discussion on resentful men, revealing the absurd lengths some individuals will go to nurse their grudges. Be prepared for belly-aching laughter as they recount outlandish stories and offer their unique comedic perspectives.
Get ready to laugh your socks off with Submarine and a Roach's latest episode! With Lady Donli, Beyoncé, and a plethora of side-splitting topics, this uproarious podcast will have you in tears of laughter from beginning to end. Don't miss out on the comedy event of the year!
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7/11/2023 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 18 seconds
Episode 149: "New Thunder Pt 1" ft Thee Inbetween
Hey people!
New crossover episode with Natasha and Toni aka the supremely chaotic and intelligent women of "Thee Inbetween" podcast!
On this episode we talk:
1. Baby mamas
2. America being down.
3. Hate mail.
4. Middle aged white women
You can listen to part 2 of the episode on their podcast!
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7/4/2023 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 33 seconds
Episode 148: "I Can't Sleep With Babes That Haven't Travelled"
This Submaroach Episode is brought to you by GoMoney.
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6/27/2023 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 57 seconds
Episode 147: Stallion vs Kalakuta
Back with another Game show episode!
This Time, TMT and Koj go head to head.
Will Koj win?
Will TMT prevail?
Or with they both realize that Mayowa is the true enemy and join forces to defeat him?
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6/22/2023 • 52 minutes, 59 seconds
Episode 146: "Squeaky Like Old Mama's Car"
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Welcome to Nigeria's premier comedy podcast! Get ready for a rib-cracking experience as Tmt, Koj, and Mayowa, the hilarious trio behind this laughter-packed show, take center stage.
Sit back, relax, and immerse yourself in the comedic brilliance as they dive deep into the topic of Father's Day. Koj passionately believes that every father deserves a Happy Father's Day, but Tmt is here to challenge that notion with his own unique perspective. Brace yourself for an uproarious debate that will keep you in stitches. Meanwhile, Mayowa adds his own twist by suggesting we celebrate Uncle's Day instead. The comedic chemistry between these three hosts is unbeatable!
Hold onto your sides as the guys crank up the hilarity by discussing the outrageous idea of promising women not just marriage but... wait for it... pregnancy! Prepare for a sidesplitting rollercoaster of laughter as they explore the comedic absurdity of such promises.
But the comedy train doesn't stop there! Tmt shares his grand vision for his wedding ceremony—a miracle service hosted by none other than the legendary Benny Hinn. The mental image alone is enough to induce uncontrollable laughter. And very unusually, Mayowa manages to change the topic TWICE as he tries to prevent us from getting canceled.
To add more spice to the laughter stew, the hosts dive into the latest Tinubu TikTok pack, sharing their takes and dissecting the humor behind it. And if that's not enough, they even contemplate the audacious idea of potentially breaking the world record for the longest podcast episode. Prepare for an absolute comedy marathon that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter.
If you're on the hunt for a side-splitting Nigerian comedy podcast, look no further. Tune in to this uproarious episode of the top Nigerian comedy podcast and prepare to laugh your heart out. It's comedy gold that you won't want to miss!
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6/20/2023 • 58 minutes, 28 seconds
Episode 145: "Does Your Podcast Make Money? Go Money > Audio Money"
The second Submaroach Episode of the week is brought to you by GoMoney.
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Get ready to burst into laughter with the hilarious trio of Koj, Tmt, and Mayowa on their side-splitting Nigerian podcast! If you're on the lookout for funny Nigerian podcasts and comedians, look no further.
In this uproarious episode, Tmt takes a swipe at P-Square, while Koj fiercely defends his beloved Omole Estate boys. The banter is top-notch and the arguments are hilarious, making it a must-listen for fans of Nigerian music and comedy.
But that's not all! They have a special guest who paid to be on the show - Nnamdi Ehirim, the talented author of the sensational book "Prince of Monkeys" and Head of Finance & Strategy at the renowned GoMoney digital bank. This episode promises laughter and entertainment in abundance!
Join the trio as they dive into the exciting world of fintech and explore Nnamdi's journey as a published author. They delve into the captivating details of his first book, "Prince of Monkeys," which has captured the hearts of readers everywhere.
They also share uproarious stories about their experiences at Shrine, the iconic venue known for its legendary performances by Femi Kuti and Made Kuti. Discover how Shrine's infectious rhythms shaped Nnamdi's childhood and influenced his remarkable literary work.
And don't miss out on their lively discussion about GoMoney, the sponsors of today's episode. Learn all about their unique vision, what sets them apart, and why they should be your preferred banking choice.
If you're in search of a funny Nigerian podcast featuring talented comedians and entertaining conversations, tune in to this hilarious episode of Submarine and A Roach. Prepare to laugh uncontrollably and be entertained from start to finish!
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6/15/2023 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 43 seconds
Episode 144: "Your Son Is A Delicacy To Us"
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On this episode, the boys get into:
TMT being the Ibadan Messiah
TMT's many Uncles
Emefiele getting arrested
Tinubu slandering pomo
Not caring if Tinubu makes a "good" president
Tingo & Dozy's scam of a business
Dog Lovers association vs Chef Hilda
And a lot more...
ENJOY!!
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6/13/2023 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 13 seconds
Episode 143: "Trivia Boyz"
New episode alert!
The boys play a hilarious trivia and talk about what they think happened this week in pop culture but mostly themselves.
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6/6/2023 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 52 seconds
Episode 142: "Ozempic Lives Matter"
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5/30/2023 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 54 seconds
Episode 141: "Pastor Tobi is an A&R"
Welcome to "Submarine and a Roach," the podcast where hosts Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj dive deep into intriguing and thought-provoking topics. In this episode, Tmt may be absent, but Koj and Mayowa have an engaging discussion lined up just for you.
Tune in as Koj and Mayowa explore the fascinating world of relationships, revealing how RnB music can serve as the ultimate conduit for effective communication. Discover their unique perspective on not sharing your cherished interests with your partner, to protect them from potentially tarnishing the magic.
Ever wondered why Mondays witness a surge in work absences? Prepare to be enlightened as our hosts delve into the number one culprit behind this phenomenon: hangovers. Unveiling hilarious anecdotes and relatable experiences, they shed light on the aftermath of weekend indulgences.
Curiosity piqued by Tmt's absence? Join the discussion as Koj and Mayowa ponder whether Tmt's absence could be a sign of diarrhea.
Mayowa shares a quirky tale of placing his phone in rice, only to have the phone unexpectedly absorb the rice! Tune in to find out more about this fascinating incident and the resulting consequences.
In a digital age dominated by social media, Koj shares his brave decision to delete Twitter and Instagram. Uncover the motivations behind this bold move and explore the impact it has had on his life.
Retirement may seem like a dream come true, but our hosts delve into the often-overlooked aspect of boredom that accompanies this newfound freedom. Discover their insights on navigating the uncharted territory of post-work life.
Books and coloring books—two simple pleasures that offer endless avenues for relaxation and self-expression. Join Koj and Mayowa as they discuss the joys of these traditional pastimes and how they can enrich your daily routine.
Prepare for laughter as Mayowa reveals his aspiration to become a sugar daddy. Delve into his humorous take on this unconventional desire and discover what it truly means to him.
Friendship and birthdays—two vital aspects of life that warrant attention. Our hosts share their perspectives on cultivating meaningful connections and the significance of celebrating milestones together.
Finally, immerse yourself in the vibrant world of entertainment and social events as Koj and Mayowa recount their experiences at Seun Kuti's electrifying performance, The Zikoko Threesome, and Dele Momodu's unforgettable birthday bash!
Don't miss out on this captivating episode of "Submarine and a Roach" featuring Koj and Mayowa. Prepare for laughter, introspection, and a rollercoaster of emotions as they explore topics that will keep you hooked from start to finish.
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5/22/2023 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 27 seconds
Episode 140: "On Your Prostate We Shall Stand"
On this episode of Submarine and A Roach...
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5/16/2023 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 27 seconds
Episode 139: "You Need Liver To Steal Kidney"
Welcome to the latest episode of Submarine and a Roach, where three of the most hilarious hosts on the Nigerian podcast scene - Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj - are back to discuss the craziest topics this week.
In this episode, Tmt shocks his friends by turning a new leaf and giving up his smoking and drinking habits. But his newfound love for home-cooked meals is making them nervous. Will his kitchen experiments be a recipe for disaster or a path to life-changing enlightenment?
Next up, the team dives into UN Gate - the unbelievable story of Yetunde, who made up a fake story about speaking at the United Nations. But was it really just a Q&A session? Koj and Mayowa discuss the Culture Custodian article on the issue, while Tmt tries to come up with his own fake news.
And if that's not enough, the trio takes on AY's terrible comedy special. From his racist jokes to his awkward delivery, they rip apart the performance like a well-cooked turkey.
Finally, they wrap up with the shocking story of Ekweremadu and organ trafficking. Will they be able to keep their silliness down as they tackle this dark topic? Tune in to find out!
So get ready to laugh, cry, and gasp in shock as Tmt, Mayowa, and Koj take you on a wild ride through the strangest topics of the day on Submarine and a Roach!
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5/8/2023 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 33 seconds
Episode 138: "Dele Momodu is a Runz Girl"
Think about the messiest person you know. It's a man that hosts Submaroach, right? On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, the boys get into:
Dying RnB songs about fighting for love
Odunsi's tweet about making a pop comeback
Their dress sizes
Public Holidays in Nigeria
What they would have got up to in the Garden of Eden
A nasty story about shitting in boarding school
Tmt says he no longer wants to talk about his family on the podcast
Koj drops a hot-take about John Bellion and Ben Shapiro
Rating Nigerian weddings on TikTok as content
Tmt's group chat
Dele Momodu's article praising Mike Adenuga on his 70th Birthday
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5/1/2023 • 57 minutes, 57 seconds
Episode 137: "I might be ready to be an uncle"
New episode!
Old friends!
New adventures!
On this boys only Submaroach episode we discuss,
1. Hanging out with kids.
2. Airplane tantrums.
3. Fake wedding parties.
4. Koj's Kale salads
and a bunch of other crazy things
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4/25/2023 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 44 seconds
Episode 136: "Wife's Clothes on Close Friends"
More chaos from the chaos boys.
Happy to be here to be your friends and get you through the week.
Art is lyf.
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4/18/2023 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 35 seconds
Episode 135: "Grandfather Olympics"
Hello friends, listeners and ops,
Although we may not love you all equally, we certainly strive to put out a quality of work so pure that the podcast is undeniable.
This week we discuss the following:
1. Our grandads and the interesting lives they've led.
2. Post election politics.
3. Love is Blind (Season 4)
4. The Dalai Lama.
and a ton of other fun stuff!
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4/11/2023 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 42 seconds
Episode 134: "Wicked People Be Fast Forwarding Our Ads"
Sorry for the delay! There's a detailed explanation 10 minutes into the episode.
Love you guys! I'll never fuck up again, I promise.
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On this episode of Submaroach, we decompress from gubernatorial elections. Happy listening!
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3/21/2023 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 24 seconds
Episode 132: "Jesus Christ is a Yoruba Man"
On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, the guys get into:
Recent linkup between Nigerian business magnate Tony Elumelu and politician Bola Tinubu, they also get into how they would react how if they were offered Government appointments.
Next, we take a look at the controversial Lagos State Governor Sanwo-Olu "twerking" during his second term campaign, and what it says about the intersection of politics and popular culture.
Moving on to the entertainment world, we discuss the release of Creed III and what fans can expect from the latest instalment of the popular boxing franchise.
But it's not all fun and games - we also examine our WAEC results.
Finally, we turn our attention to the ongoing "culture wars" in the UK, and the role of sports personality Gary Lineker in the debate over free speech and cancel culture.
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3/14/2023 • 1 hour, 57 minutes, 27 seconds
Episode 131: "Pearl Clutching"
Hey guys!
This week your boys come through speaking their native tongue,
talking life, comedy and in a time of politics and football anddd
describing the wild weekends they had.
Have great week and enjoy!
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3/7/2023 • 46 minutes, 32 seconds
Episode 130: "There Was A Country"
This episode of the podcast is a walk down memory lane as we have a very special guest who takes us on a journey through time and space. Growing up in post-independence Nigeria was a unique experience that many of us may not be familiar with. Our guest, who lived through that period, shares with us the joys of what it was like to be a young person in Nigeria during that era.
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2/28/2023 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 55 seconds
Episode 129: "My name is Omolekan"
On this episode the whole gang shows up to discuss:
1. Homelessness
2. What we can say and can't say
3. Cannibals
4. our friends who are bad at dating
also TMT debuts some new SubMaRoach music
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2/21/2023 • 1 hour, 18 seconds
Episode 128: "The Rich Kids of Nigerian Podcasting"
On this episode of Submarine and A Roach, the boys are joined by Adesuwa, host of The Dirty Lie Podcast and they all get into:
Parents regretting their educating their children
Protesting for civil rights
How much it'll cost to be retired
What it means to be rich in Nigeria
Slut shaming and fat shaming
Dating cousins
Enjoy!
Also, don't forget to use the #Submaroach to share your thoughts and opinions!
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2/15/2023 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 24 seconds
Episode 127: "Food and Politics ft Opeyemi Famakin"
On this episode TMT and Mayowa are joined by Nigeria's Biggest Food Critic, Opeyemi Famakin to discuss
1. Politics.
2. Restaurants.
3. The Grammys;
4. and Portable (The rapper)....for some reason......
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2/8/2023 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 19 seconds
Episode 126: "Bonded by Depression"
On this episode of Submaroach, Tmt & Koj have a hilariously vulnerable conversation. Listen to them discuss:
Overfamiliarity
Death Threats
Friendships
Fathers
Suicide
and LOVE!
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2/1/2023 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 21 seconds
Introducing "Problem Man" by TMT (Help me)
Hey guys,
TMT here. I kinda/sorta need your help launching my new Video Podcast "Problem Man".
If you're going through any funny/interesting dilemmas and need help figuring it out, I'm your man.
What makes me qualified to be your problem man as opposed to a therapist?
Well, therapists only know about therapy.
I know about problems. I've had them and I've solved them.
So DM me voice message on twitter or Instagram and I'll call you back!
Heart emoji,
TMT
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1/25/2023 • 1 minute, 32 seconds
Episode 125: "Silver Spoon Suffering" ft WANI
In this especially chaotic episode of Submaroach, Mayowa and TMT talk to equally chaotic artist WANI and talk about
1. Leaving Nigeria to unlock your true self.
2. Dating and Love bombing.
3. and finally you get a super exclusive 1 minute clip of Wani's new song (which you get to name!)
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1/24/2023 • 1 hour, 50 minutes, 18 seconds
Episode 124: "Toxic Masculinity Nearly Ended My Life"
This week on Submarine and A Roach, Koj is joined by his friend Emmanuel for a thrilling episode of #KOJandFriends!
They get into a variety of topics:
Lagos (Specifically navigating police men)
Emmanuel tells a hilarious story about how he nearly loses his life
Health and Car Insurance
Race & Pay Disparities in the Workplace
And they wrap it up with a discussion on the audacity of bad guys!!
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1/18/2023 • 58 minutes, 49 seconds
Episode 123: "S.A.N - Senior Awoken Negro"
Happy New year guys!
We're here, we're back!
TMT and KOJ going down a rabbit hole of nonsense and kind of die in it.
It's pretty fun to listen to
Enjoy!
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1/10/2023 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 22 seconds
Episode 122: "My mum works for NDLEA"
TMT is dead. Long live TMT!
This week, KOJ and Mayowa are joined by Ugo, Folake, and Kemi in the Submaroach studios and they discuss among other things (in true Submaroach fashion)
1. Craig David's supremacy
2. Drug use
3. Villain origin stories
4. The power of the internet
Enjoy guys and see you next week!
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12/20/2022 • 55 minutes, 42 seconds
Episode 121: "Thin, Long and Curved"
In this episode of Submarine and a Roach the boys debate morality and the fall of man through these particular topics.
1. Cuppy calling TMT hungry.
2. Navigating Lagos Markets as a straight black man.
3. The relationship between the podcast and TFC.
4. Political satire and it's risks.
Enjoy guys and see you next week!
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12/14/2022 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 58 seconds
Episode 120: "God bless Stephanie Coker"
Koj, Mayowa and TMT get into another session of wild ass conversations that skirt around popular culture but edge the gates of hell.
1. We take a relationship call from a listener!
2. We discuss Tinubu's recent lease of life!
3. The reception from our guest appearance on ISWIS and
4. FFK and his way with words!
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12/8/2022 • 55 minutes, 34 seconds
Episode 119: "We had a secret show and we taped it"
Episode 119 features listeners of the podcast and we get into nonsense as usual. This episode ends abruptly but don't be alarmed!
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11/29/2022 • 48 minutes, 55 seconds
Episode 118: “Show me your group chat and I’ll show you who you are”
Hey guys!
The boys are back and all in the same room for the first time in 4 years!
They’re drinking, going to weddings and catching up with pop culture.
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11/25/2022 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 30 seconds
STFU by TMT
A little tune to help you deal with life and people.
*Lyrics*
communication is a part of life,
That doesn’t you have to come and talk to me,
I don’t care if it’s good or bad advice,
Your breath smells and I don’t wanna hear the
truuuuuuuuuuuth,
truuuuuuuuuuuth,
You're so rudeeeeeeee,
rudeeeeeeeeeee,
Hey!
Just STFU x9
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10/21/2022 • 1 minute, 23 seconds
Episode 117: "Bitches Dey This World Mehn"
😎
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On this episode of Submarine and a Roach, KOJ is joined by a TL fave and they get into:
Interests and Hobbies
Nigeria's Presidential elections
Content creation and Nollywood
Hating, Dirty Mackin' And navigating the world as a public figure
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10/11/2022 • 50 minutes, 25 seconds
Episode 115: "People Need to Stop Dying in Public, Please!!"
On this episode, it's just KOJ talking out his ass on various topics. Listen to him go on about:
Canceling TMT and Mayowa for *ALLEGEDLY* celebrating independence day
Reaching out to old friends and celebrating with them
Jagaban and his Peloton aka Mr. Macaroni on a Bicycle
Crying over Manchester United
Looking sexy in a Tuxedo
Themed birthdays
How inconsiderate it is to die in public
And he caps things off with a review of Yinka Bernie's New EP "Something New"
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10/3/2022 • 1 hour, 46 seconds
Episode 114: "The Luckiest Bodyguard"
This is Episode 114 with Mayowa, KOJ & Tmt and they get into:
The Queen
The Queen's Opps
Jeff Bezos
Jeff Bezos' Opps
The Headies
Burna
Disney Princesses
And many many more!
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9/13/2022 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 36 seconds
Submaroach Presents: "How much does your boyfriend bench press"
I really hate that n-word
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9/8/2022 • 3 minutes, 46 seconds
Episode 113: "You Heard It Here First" (ft. AYLØ)
Submarine and A Roach x Aylø link up featuring:
- Lagos yarns
- Raising money as a creative
- Album titles and themes
- Marijuana
etc.
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9/7/2022 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 38 seconds
Episode 112: "Mirror, Mirror on the wall, who's the oiliest of them all?"
Surprise Submarine and a roach drop! TMT talks to Donawon about how life and his career.
How he went from Selling Dashiki’s in school to managing Tems to meeting Drake to fighting the Illuminati,
We breakdown what it takes to do what he does and have fun doing it!
Enjoy!
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9/4/2022 • 1 hour, 47 minutes, 16 seconds
Episode 111: "I'm not in the mood for therapy"
Hi,
Welcome to Submarine and A Roach, the #1 Christian Podcast in Nigeria.
Today's Sermon is brought to you by Pastor TMT and Pastor KOJ of Smooth, Creamy & Tight Ministries.
Enjoy! #Submaroach
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8/29/2022 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 6 seconds
Episode 110: "Sapa is a Crazy Thing and Crazy Things are Happening"
Koj and TMT run through their lives and world events in this funky hip new episode of your favourite podcast!
Have a great week people!
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7/5/2022 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 49 seconds
Episode 109: "How do you feel about organ harvesting?"
Mayowa and TMT sit down and discuss:
TMT's birthdat
Tems at the BET Awards
Mayowa’s Sojourn
Glamour girls reviews
and obviously, Organ Harvesting
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6/29/2022 • 37 minutes, 43 seconds
Episode 108: "Nigerian False Idol "
The Boys are back!
KOJ, TMT AND MAYOWA TEAM UP TO DISCUSS:
LOVE ISLAND
MAYOWA'S ENCOUNTER WITH SANWOLU
A BIT OF NAIJ POLITICS
SOME MUSIC STUFF
REAL HOUSEWIVES
AND THEIR PERSONAL LIVES
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6/20/2022 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 4 seconds
Episode 107: "Odogwu don't steal my wife"
Mayowa and TMT chop it about:
Burna boy
Drake dominance
Nigerian Rap
Twitter spaces/clubhouse
How companies kill other companies
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6/13/2022 • 56 minutes, 11 seconds
Episode 106: "Love and War"
This week Mayowa and TMT talk politics, love and music!
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6/7/2022 • 51 minutes, 17 seconds
Episode 105: "Nature vs NURTW"
Some of the boys are back to about nothing at all.
We missed you. Hope you missed us too.
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5/31/2022 • 59 minutes, 20 seconds
Episode 104: "Ibadan Man vs Alcohol, Alcohol Wins"
Ladies and Gentlemen, in the Blue Corner we have the Ibadan Stallion and in the Red Corner, we have a Bottle of Whiskey.
Listen very closely to this episode of Submarine and A Roach and try count how many swigs of the bottle you hear while you listen to Tmt and Koj:
- Catch up on their weekends
- Future podcasting projects
- Comedy
- TMT's latest single
- and Liam Neeson lmao
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5/10/2022 • 45 minutes, 40 seconds
Episode 103: "I Love Stealing Lighters" ft @niyiokeowo
New episode alert.!!!!🚨🚨🚨
TMT returns from his suspension with a new friend, multidisciplinary artist and creative mercenary Niyi Okeowo and they get into:
1. Nigerian childhoods.
2. The music they love.
3. The movies that shaped them.
4. The power of love
Link in bio
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5/3/2022 • 1 hour, 54 minutes, 25 seconds
Episode 102: "Elon Musk - African Giant or AG Baby for Short"
Submarine and A Roach babyy! It's late but like it's still Tuesday in North America. Listen to Mayowa & KOJ get into:
- TMT's suspension from the podcast
- Elon Musk buying Twitter
- Jack Dorsey having two jobs like he founded Flutterwave
- Having $46 Billion
- Nigeria's Presidential Elections, and
- Having friends that are opps
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4/26/2022 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 42 seconds
Easter Bonus: "F R I E N D S"
Easter Break but we couldn't leave you guys hanging. The content a couple weeks old but the jokes are fresh af! Tap in and listen to us discuss:
- Rema's "I only make music with my friends" video
- Rema being the hardest artist out of naij right now
- Verifying your Lagos street credibility
- Asake ft Burna
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4/20/2022 • 51 minutes, 20 seconds
Episode 101: "That VS #eChoke" ft @TeezeeDRB
Episode 101 - Introduction To Episodes (Jk jk!)
We have Teezee in the house and we get into a yaaaarrrnnnzzzzz:
- Viagra
- Dick Waffles
- Dick Measurements
- Real Housewives of Lagos
- Fatherhood
- The Grammy's
- Will Smith's Oscar Ban
& KOJ has a TON of questions for the guest!
Tap IN!
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4/12/2022 • 2 hours, 1 minute, 12 seconds
Episode 100: "For Your Consideration" ft @tosanwilts
On the 100th Episode of the Podcast, we're joined by Tosan Wilts, a long time friend of the pod and radio personality. He helps the team achieve GOAT status as they discuss
1. Nigeria in the world cup
2. Run ins with Lagos drivers
3. The Grammys
and a bunch of other random things! Enjoy!
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4/5/2022 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 32 seconds
Episode 99: "TmtIsFresh? Haven't Heard That Name In Years"
I say episode 98 a bunch but it's actually 99.
On this episode, we get into:
- Loiter Squad
- Music Listening Habits
- Educating Yourself Outside of Books
- Will Smith and Chris Rock
- Marriage and Being 30+
Get into it... yuh!
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3/29/2022 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 5 seconds
Episode 98: "Emperor's New Bros"
Episode 98 ya bish! Enjoy
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3/22/2022 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 23 seconds
Episode 97 "No, Not This One"
This is not the Santi episode but it's close. On this episode, it's just Tmt & Koj cos logistics ya feel me?
On Ep97 this episode:
- Coming of age
- World War 3
- Deleting things from past relationships
- Lots of innuendos
- TWO Uber sex twitter threads
(just listen mahn, there's more stuff I can't remember)
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3/15/2022 • 57 minutes, 20 seconds
Episode 96: "Don't let Yasmin design the Submaroach Tats"
Hey pals! In this therapy session the trio discuss:
- Kanye
- Davido
- Getting tattoos
- Vices
- Getting fits off
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3/8/2022 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 37 seconds
Episode 95: "This Is 93's Best On Your 95th Episode" (ft. @freshldrb)
Better late than never but like! This is as chaotic as it gets, as usual, we get into bare tings! We get into:
- World War 3 (Who wants to know what JA RULE?)
- All the things Fresh put the game on
- Fresh's PA search
- Fresh's lyrics
- DRB
- And THAT famous tweet. But like more still!
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3/2/2022 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 29 seconds
Episode 95: "This is 93's Best on Your 95th Episode" (ft. @FreshLDRB) [Trailer]
This is a trailer for Episode 95 featuring Fresh L.
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3/1/2022 • 5 minutes, 56 seconds
Hater Of The Year ft EmmaJ
No episode this week but we couldn't leave you without a lil sumn sumn. This one is for the haters!
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2/22/2022 • 3 minutes, 13 seconds
Episode 94 "Make Nollywood Actresses Sing Again (MAGA)"
It's late but on my COUNTRY(cos this ain't got shit to do with my momma) this shit is worth every second you spent drooling over it.
We kick things off with a special number to set the pace for an eventful episode 94, where we discuss:
- Adesua Etomi's new song and video
- Age Shaming
- Tmt's Moustache
- Mayowa's many many Sunday visitor
- What it meant to be bad in Secondary School
Mahn, this is only 20 minutes and honestly, I'm tired of typing, listen tho! Shit slaps like mo'fucka!
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2/16/2022 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 9 seconds
Episode 93: "Mayowa is the only person that has caught Ire Balogun"
Mayowa, Koj and TMT discuss
1. Reno Omokiri
2. Door 2 door sales
3. The "talk"
4. Tiktok for kids
5. Scammers
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2/9/2022 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 4 seconds
Episode 92: "God Proposes, Man Disposes"
There are 2 peculiar phrases on this episode "Spectacular Privilege" & "Genitalia Gerrymandering". Besides this mastery of the English language, we get into gospel music, politics, foreign diplomacy and preeing IG baddies.
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2/1/2022 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 38 seconds
Episode 91: "Sunday Morning, Collecting BJ In Osapa London"
S/o 2 all the real fuckers worldwide. Submarine and a Roach episode 91 is one for the books, we start off talking celebrity rights with Martin Luther Kanye and reimagine HipHop as standup comedy. We examine our parents' worldviews vs ours, get into some big pharma propaganda, and dissect International Relations through the lens of Pan Africanism (lmao. Stop playing, we didn't do that!). Oh and there's some butt stuff! 🙈
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1/25/2022 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 2 seconds
Episode 90: "I Was Chased By A Mad Woman In Lekki" (ft. @abbaTmakama)
Ladies and Gentlemen, this week we're joined by filmmaker Abba Makama and we get into:
- Mummy G.O
- Nollywood
- Juju
- Hot Sauce and there's mad Submaroach randomness.
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1/18/2022 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 38 seconds
Episode 89: "Mayowa & Google Vs TMT & Dry Gin"
This Episode is dedicated to everyone we do the poddy for. As usual, it's a rollercoaster of a conversation but we get somewhere eventually.
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1/11/2022 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 7 seconds
Episode 88: "I Don't Plan On Being Better This Year"
Welcome to 2022! Ain't shit changed but we're here and we're happy to be back podding. On this episode, the guys discuss:
- The Nigeria-Ghana music industries
- A lack of consequences for bad behavior
- COVID Mandates and a lot of other random yarns.
Also, Koj might have had some sort of meltdown?
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1/4/2022 • 1 hour, 53 minutes, 59 seconds
Episode 87: "Crackercature" (ft. @tabithapls)
KOJ and TMT and joined by Tabi who helps them come to terms with certain realities
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12/7/2021 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 26 seconds
Episode 86: "Kidnappings > Children Sleeping" (ft. @SGaWD01 & @LeMav_)
On this episode, Tmt and Koj are joined by SWAGD and LeMav, and the 4 of them run riot. Get into it!
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11/30/2021 • 2 hours, 9 minutes, 32 seconds
Episode 85: "Get A Nice Job, Marry A Good Wife And Raise Some Boring Kids" (ft. @jessjessfinesse)
On this episode, we're joined by the coolest babe in Lagos. We discuss being a creative in Lagos, Davido's guap, friendships, and a whole lot more!! Tap In!!
Live show tickets: tix.africa/sroach
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This episode is a continuation of our crossover with Cruising Outwest. We discuss lots of music, pop culture and enjoy hearty laughs!
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11/16/2021 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 48 seconds
Episode 83: "Can't Be Homeless If You Have A Baby Momma" (ft. @GenioBambino)
Episode 83: "Can't Be Homeless If You Have A Baby Momma" (ft. @GenioBambino) by Submarine And A Roach
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11/10/2021 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 7 seconds
Episode 82: "Yoruba Men! They Cum Fast, They Run Fast"
If you read this bio, tweet "They Run Fast and They Come Fast #Submaroach!"
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11/2/2021 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 15 seconds
Episode 81: "Women get the ick......and stay" ft @adhnok
Your favourite boys are joined by two other boys as they discuss and breakdown Nigerian pop culture sensibilities
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10/26/2021 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 32 seconds
Episode 80: "The Devil is a Virgin" ft @chinasa_anukam
Easily one of the funniest episodes in Nigerian podcasting history. The lads are joined by Comedian and Super Creative Chinasa who brings "chaotic-balance" to our very crazy ship. We discuss comedy, Nollywood, parents and grandparents, and the patriarchy.
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10/19/2021 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 16 seconds
Episode 79: "Everyone's Maid Was A Witch in The 90s"
You know how it goes already! Just some cute niggas keeping it cute discussing all things pop culture. We talk, Tiwa Savage, Sexual Deviancy, Hating Injections, and a whole lot more! Tune in!
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10/12/2021 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 17 seconds
Episode 78: “Citrus Burst”
Episode 78: “Citrus Burst” by Submarine And A Roach
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10/6/2021 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 2 seconds
Episode 77: "DJ Cuppy vs Jesus Christ"
The funniest Nigerians on the internet are back again with another week of (you guessed it)... BANTER!
On this episode we discuss:
- Horny Dudes
- House Parties
- Religion
- DJ Cuppy
- The Nigerian Government... And a whole lot more!! Get into it (yuh!!)
Don't forget to use the hashtag #Submaroach across socials.
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9/28/2021 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 46 seconds
Episode 76: "BBL vs LLB"
KOJ and TMT discuss what they've been up to and who they're down for.
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9/21/2021 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 23 seconds
Episode 75: "I'm going to Sexplode"
The boys talk music, love, sex and.........sigh.....Ice Prince?
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Episode 73: "The TMT Show" by Submarine And A Roach
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8/31/2021 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 57 seconds
Episode 72: "Sister Slayer"
On this episode the guys go down memory lane, discussing iconic Nigerian ads from their childhood.
Other topics include:
- The Tiffany Diamond
- Getting Nervous Around Pretty Women
- Incest... lmao
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8/25/2021 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 17 seconds
Episode 71: "Why You Being WEIRD To Me????"
Kidnappers and Misyarners, welcome to the podcast to end all podcasts!
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8/16/2021 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 20 seconds
Episode 70: "Only Wildlings Live After Lekki Phase 1"
2 sexy niggas just talking that sexy talk!
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8/10/2021 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 51 seconds
Episode 69: "Meat Talk"
Episode 69: "Meat Talk" by Submarine And A Roach
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8/4/2021 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 6 seconds
Episode 68: "Who TF calls Rema Godzilla?"
Another Banger!
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7/27/2021 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 29 seconds
Episode 67: "Who is in the Garden?"
Drunk stories, star signs, and KSA in the garden.
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7/20/2021 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 9 seconds
Episode 66: "Papa Escobar"
Don't forget to use the hashtag #Submaroach!
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7/12/2021 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 17 seconds
Episode 65: "Car Sex, Kinda Sore"
Sports, Big Brother, Buhari, more Car Sex, WOKE Takes lmao! Enjoy.
Also use the hashtag #Submaroach to share memorable bits.
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7/6/2021 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 44 seconds
Episode 64: "Car Sex Connoisseur"
On this episode, we discuss sex, relationships, and decision-making as grown-ass adults.
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6/30/2021 • 1 hour, 18 seconds
Episode 63: "Low Hanging Fruit"
Honestly the last time we put out 3 podcasts in a row... tbh we don't remember. Enjoy though!!!
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6/22/2021 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 16 seconds
Episode 62: "This Episode is sponsored by Planned Parenthood"
Back 2 Back episodes like we promised. The general consensus post recording was "that was really good", so tweet us and let us know your thoughts.
On this episode, we discuss :
- Mayowa's pregnancy and how we're going to finance it as a podcast
- Being the GOAT podcast
- Social Media & Post Breakup Etiquette
and some of other shit mahn, find out lol
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6/14/2021 • 58 minutes, 34 seconds
Episode 61: "Celebrity Fight Club"
We're back again! Hopefully for good this time. TMT KOJ and Mayowa return to the greatest podcast made by 3 Yoruba guys in their late 20's. We have fun discussing celebrity fights, Villain origin stories and life.
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6/9/2021 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 35 seconds
Episode 60: "In 2017, my Uber driver lied to me for 25 mins straight"
On this episode, we ride with KOJ in his 2017 Uber on the way to the club. KOJ's driver shares a 5-star story.
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1/12/2021 • 21 minutes, 21 seconds
Episode 59: "TMT Is A BAD Person"
Back2Back Submaroach? It's not Christmas but it sure as hell feels like it.
P.S There's A LOT of unnecessary singing on this episode. Sorry!
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11/17/2020 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 35 seconds
Episode 58: "Everybody Gonna Catch This Accountability"
The Boys are back and they discuss Nigeria, Nigerian Music, Nigerian Grandparents, and some other one Nigeria related topics.
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11/12/2020 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 32 seconds
Scammarine & A Love (Run It Up)
Love Scams because Love is a Scam #DontLeaveMe
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8/5/2020 • 2 minutes, 42 seconds
Episode 57: Director Of Cum(s)
MAYOWA IS BACK and his NEW JOB is NASTY!! Get into this new episode where the boys throw it back with the original cast!! We talk OnlyFans, HushPuppi, Nigeria, and some other stuff!! Enjoy
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7/12/2020 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 11 seconds
"Broke Up W/ Naija"
NEW SUBMARINE AND A ROACH MUSIC:
BROKE UP WITH NAIJA
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6/26/2020 • 3 minutes, 15 seconds
Episode 56: "The Racism In Madonna's Kitchen" ft @Tabiyonce
Today's episode touches on social justice and the we get to experience the lads through a different lens as guest Tabiyonce asks KOJ and TMT a couple questions. Enjoy!!
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6/21/2020 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 50 seconds
Episode 55: "Ma, You Fine! But Your #WipeItDown Is Off Beat"
TMT raps and sings, KOJ does spoken word. The range, THE RANGE!!! On this episode the guys tell stories about dishonesty.
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5/27/2020 • 48 minutes, 28 seconds
Episode 54: "BURNA BOY IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD"
BURNA IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD. WATCH OUT FOR THE BABY GIANT BUJU.
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4/5/2020 • 54 minutes, 39 seconds
In These Times V
This was supposed to be a test run ... but vibes mahn!
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3/26/2020 • 19 minutes, 32 seconds
"In These Times IV"
Social distancing as friends
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3/20/2020 • 33 minutes, 17 seconds
Penis Punish. Penance?
Digging into archives cos delays are bound to happen #InTheseTimes
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3/19/2020 • 12 minutes, 23 seconds
"In These Times III"
Bring the "From Home", keep the "Work"!
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3/18/2020 • 12 minutes, 50 seconds
"In These Times II"
Work from home day 2
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3/17/2020 • 13 minutes, 16 seconds
"In These Times"
A new dawn
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3/16/2020 • 9 minutes, 38 seconds
Episode 53: "Poor People Are Not Allowed To Eat Bread"
Episode 53: "Poor People Are Not Allowed To Eat Bread" by Submarine And A Roach
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12/9/2019 • 1 hour, 29 seconds
Episode 52: "I Like Fucking And My Bitches Call Me Fucker"
What starts off as a timeline interaction, turns into a phone call and then an episode of the podcast. Listen to TMT and KOJ talk about absolutely nothing and everything at the same time, in this artistic expression of comedic rambling. Haha! How full of shit was that description? Enjoy friends!
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7/30/2019 • 57 minutes, 35 seconds
Episode 51: "Your waist? Cutie"
Episode 51 features guest co-host, Lami from the Wheel It Podcast. On this episode, we discuss music, Love Island and male-to-male compliments. Lol. Enjoy!
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7/8/2019 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 28 seconds
Episode 50: "One Thing I Will Not Be Purchasing On Al Gore's Internet is Dick Drugs"
For episode 50, we have an OG Submaroach episode with just TMT and KOJ. The lads discuss LOADS(wink) of things including; the United Kingdom and it's mediocre society (SHOTS!), parenting, TMT's tinder escapades and ways to avoid nutting early, and a couple other things. Indulge!
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5/24/2019 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 21 seconds
Episode 49: "Igbo Women Don't Drink Beer, They Drink Stout"
On this episode, we follow up on Elizabeth Holmes and she inspires a conversation on some big Nigerian scams. We also discuss slavery, KOJ mentions being taught about the pros and cons of masturbation in JS2 Integrated Science and TMT pushes an Igbo woman agenda.
Please pay close attention to the time marks: 7:32 & 52:23. Now tweet at TMT and call him a liar.
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4/23/2019 • 1 hour, 40 seconds
Episode 48: "Jungle Fever & Other Racist Stories"
On this episode, KOJ joins Mayowa in self-employment and the boys delve into some more wyt people content, specifically wyt women. They also discuss Burna Boy's Sway interview and pay their respects to Nipsey Hussle. Enjoy!
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4/16/2019 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 8 seconds
Episode 47: "Martin Luther KOJ" ft. Exclusive Music from AYLØ
On this Episode KOJ reveals he intends to be the next MLK Jr. and shares his reasons. Mayowa fires his staff for not reading a book, talk about becoming the boss you hate. And TMT reveals to the world the dangers of beating your meat without tender love and care.
ALSO we have a Submarine and Roach Music Exclusive: Alive and Breathing by AYLØ
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3/27/2019 • 44 minutes, 27 seconds
EPisode 46: "Clean Mayowa vs Dirty TMT"
Shit was talked, talked was shat. TMT is a dirty boy, Mayowa is a clean boy and KOJ pretends to be wholesome. The boys discuss Tribes, The Nigerian Elections, R. Kelly, Tristan Thompson, and "cheating".
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3/5/2019 • 1 hour, 5 seconds
Episode 45: "Knock It Off"
Episode 45 of the podcast features Tomi (TMT's nemesis), but this time it's more love than war. The lads recap their Christmas rendezvous, discuss Godly and ungodly sex in the Nigerian marital home and come to the conclusion that being in your child's life is to the detriment of your swags.
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1/7/2019 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds
Episode 44: "The Person That Stole BOJ's Loud Listens To This Podcast"
Peak Submarine and A Roach, this episode is full of random banter. Listen to the lads give their takes on the whereabouts of BOJ's loud, YahooYahoo, bad habits, and some other other shit. Mayowa also tries his hardest to get shot and eventually attempts to pin the snitching on KOJ.
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11/26/2018 • 59 minutes, 13 seconds
Episode 42: "Does Your Job Involve Choking On Spit?"
On this episode, we discuss:
Nigeria, Davido's NYSC experience, and some random ass shit (No surprise).
Also, Senator Bingo dies in hospital from his gunshot injury (R.I.P).
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9/5/2018 • 54 minutes, 24 seconds
Submaroach To Go: "Electrified"
Senator Bingo & Senator Wayne are refused entry into the Senate and stupidity ensues.
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8/15/2018 • 3 minutes, 37 seconds
Episode 41: "Don't Bite The Back That Backs You"
Still on their Hollywood steez and realizing acting isn't beans, the boys follow-up last week's episode with another sketch. They also discuss some Pop Culture and share tips on how millennials can raise kids on a budget.
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8/8/2018 • 45 minutes, 43 seconds
Episode 40: "Coffin For Two"
Welcome back! The boys have gone Hollywood and picked up voice acting careers! On this episode, ancestry is traced, cancel culture is discussed and you receive tips on gentlemen you should never brawl with.
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8/1/2018 • 44 minutes, 26 seconds
Episode 39: "I'm Never Going To Be Bored Again"
You will never hear another submaroach episode like this again. Bunch of nasty niggas, smh. Don't listen to this shit, bye!
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5/16/2018 • 49 minutes, 44 seconds
Episode 38: "Your Wife Is Very Delicious"
Sexing Neighbors, Drake, Kanye West, North Korea, these are a few of our talking points. Mayowa's back on the podcast this week too, enjoy!
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5/9/2018 • 55 minutes, 25 seconds
Episode 37: "Schlong Talk, Short Episode"
On this episode, TMT & KOJ catch up and discuss how Buhari's comments have been justified by WizKid. They also speculate over WizKid's seemingly nonchalant approach to international commitments, give their opinions on the DAZED list and they also really want to know how to look fly on the cheap in Lagos!!
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5/4/2018 • 39 minutes, 49 seconds
Episode 36: "Learn The Game, Lad"
On this episode, the guys share a couple funny stories. TMT talks about the joys of clubbing with female friends, KOJ recounts a woke-ish experience and the guys discuss whether or not it is possible to separate individuals from their jobs/positions they hold. As usual, there's a lot of random yarns!! Enjoy.
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3/20/2018 • 1 hour, 11 seconds
Episode 35: "We've Got Bananas, Avocados and Cameroon"
How should best friends navigate falling in love with the same person? Love doctor TMT takes the podcast to school on avoiding sticky situations. KOJ seeks clarity on his strange dreams, Mayowa has a hot date and we stay ignant on our African facts. #Oops!
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3/7/2018 • 53 minutes, 52 seconds
Episode 34: "Who Am I?" - Toke Makinwa
On this episode, Mayowa rejoins the crew as they explore Nigerian literature, inspired by Toke Makinwa and the contemporary art/fashion scene in Nigeria. KOJ explains why he wears glasses sometimes and TMT shares his New Year (February) resolutions.
Don't be alarmed, KOJ isn't deaf. We faced a ton of difficulties recording this episode.
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2/28/2018 • 41 minutes, 26 seconds
Episode 33: "Marry a Yoruba Woman from a Good Home That We Respect"
TMT and Koj catch up on the podcast after not recording for over a month. Banter, banter, cocaine and some pop culture! Enjoy.
Alsooo listen out for this week's $100 ASOS giveaway.
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2/21/2018 • 58 minutes, 12 seconds
Episode 32: "My Butthole Has Been On Fire Lately"
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
Back to Back guest hosts and once again, our guest attempts to flame TMT. Tomi is in the house and he joins the gang as they discuss buttholes, how they spent Christmas and a bunch of other stuff.
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1/7/2018 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 10 seconds
Episode 31: "Obviously Something Kind of Obvious"
It's been a minute and we couldn't see out 2017 without wishing our fam a Merry Christmas. On this episode TMT & KOJ are joined by guest co-host Mide, and they discuss random google searches, concerts in Lagos and a whole lot more. KOJ gives a super convincing take on "cheating" being excusable when you're depressed, Mide tells us about how she creeped Rihanna out and TMT explains to us why we should beware of Trojan condoms.
Happy holidays guys and love always! #Submaroach
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12/24/2017 • 54 minutes, 26 seconds
Episode 30: "An Invitation To Treat Is Not An Offer"
TMT gives an epic speech and KOJ can't pronounce Sagittarius. This episode we continue the Hollywood discussion on a personal level and talk about a whole lot of nothing. Enjoy!
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11/15/2017 • 50 minutes, 52 seconds
Episode 29: "Niggas Rhyme Fresh L w/ FreshL, Amazing!"
The boys are back on their bullshit! TMT is back from holiday, KOJ is no longer ashy and Mayowa is getting his money up for his Xmas P. The topics on this episode range from women to hip-hop, Hollywood's scariest Halloween and a whole lot more. In the words of Jigga: WHAT YOU WANT US TO DO? WE SORRY, WE BACK!
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11/4/2017 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 14 seconds
EPISODE 28: "You Got Groupies Ma Nigga?" (ft. @Fasina28)
Fasina is in the house! And he joins TMT & Koj as they discuss culture shock, the realness behind his music and paying your dues as an artist vs. paying your way through.
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10/3/2017 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 33 seconds
EPISODE 27: "For Ajebutters, By Ajebutters" ft. @odunsitheengine
KOJ & TMT are joined by Odunsi and they discuss the relationship between Nigeria and Ghana. Odunsi sheds light on the importance of having a filter in the Nigerian Entertainment Industry and Mr Eazi, our favorite reoccurring character after Dino Melaye comes up. The guys also compare the first generation of Nigerian pop artists to the "new wave" and end up on Odunsi's Top 5 Nigerian producers.
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9/26/2017 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 16 seconds
EPISODE 26: "Mr. Eazi vs Cultural Appropriation"
We back, we back! And we're pushing the #TalkYourShit agenda. The boys share their opinions on the Loose Talk episode with M.I Abaga, they also have questions for his stylist (Simi's stylist too). They discuss poorly executed shit talking and can't talk about "talking your shit" without referencing Mr. Eazi and his takes.
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9/12/2017 • 1 hour, 6 seconds
KOJ is 19 & Over
Rock with KOJ as he listens to Yinka Bernie's new project "19 & Over". Enjoy!
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9/9/2017 • 36 minutes, 51 seconds
EPISODE 25: "Ghetto Heaven, Gentrified Heaven"
What's your preferred post-death scenario? The boys talk about the after-life and KOJ shares a story idea that inspired the week's theme. The conversation drifts to sex education and TMT discusses the implications of making jokes at the expense of others.
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8/16/2017 • 58 minutes, 19 seconds
EPISODE 24: “WE HAVE TO DELETE THIS EPISODE”
Today's episode includes A LOT of snitching, as one of the boys reveals his true character. We go on to discuss entitlement amongst creatives and how certain movements appear to be more For The Currency than For The Culture. The discussion takes an unexpected turn as the lads delve into race relations and paranoia sets in ... WE HAVE TO DELETE THIS EPISODE.
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8/3/2017 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 10 seconds
EPISODE 23: "FELA COULDN'T SING FOR SHIT, DAWG" (ft. @SChubbz)
Episode 23 features Seni, Editor-in-Chief of The Native Magazine and we discuss everything from music, to journalism in Nigeria and (a lack of) activism in the Afrobeats scene. Additionally, we talk about the longevity of the "New Age Cats" (e.g. Santi, Nonso & Odunsi) and whether or not artists should run commentary on the industry.
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8/1/2017 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 23 seconds
EPISODE 22: "If You've Had A Child For Me, Fuck Off"
Tmt, Koj & Mayowa discuss Mr. Robert Sylvester Kelly and whether or not to separate problematic artists from their art. It's also been an eventful week, as Tmt & Mayowa both got into different car accidents at the same spot, on the same day. Additionally, they touch on Blackness and the need to be hyper-successful; and Koj calls Tmt out on his name dropping antcis.
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7/24/2017 • 58 minutes, 39 seconds
EPISODE 21: "Did You Bring Your Dick Out?"
TMT's oldest friend Jibs is this episode's guest. The guys talk about the competitive nature of education in Nigeria and lengths people would go to top their class. KOJ gives self-defense tips, TMT lets out his inner Yoruba boy with an H-factor slip and Mayowa tries and fails to whisper. As per usual pop-culture is discussed and the guys give their take on #LagosBigBoy!
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7/3/2017 • 56 minutes, 4 seconds
EPISODE 20: "Better Call TMT"
Do people actually change? On this episode, the guys discuss whether or not human beings can turn new leaves. TMT talks about how he constantly gets stolen from and the thrills of being a 6'6 street fighter. As per usual, they run commentary on the Nigerian music scene and share their (not so) different takes. Also if you're looking for tips on how to launder money, TMT Goodman has some advice for you. Enjoy!
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6/28/2017 • 1 hour, 3 seconds
KOJ's Virtuoso Experience
On this really short episode, KOJ breaks down his track by track experience listening to Genio Bambino's new project titled "Virtuoso". Listen, share and let KOJ know if you wanna rock with him on some more projects. Tweet KOJ at @Subma_Roach.
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5/30/2017 • 23 minutes, 34 seconds
EPISODE 19: "KOJ The Friendly Ghost"
Do you guys even read these descriptions? Tweet #SubmaroachYesWeDo if we should bother continuing with these things. Bumboclaat! Jk! On this episode, KOJ seeks advice from the two worst people possible and the guys discuss whether or not everyone deserves an equal vote, as well as white people culture.
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5/24/2017 • 56 minutes, 49 seconds
EPISODE 18: "Court Mama Fetish"
Uhmmmm... this episode is kind of weird. We talk about Mike Pence and his creepy love for horses, as well as his similarities to Emmanuel Macron. Mayowa tells us about his fetish for newly divorced women with kids, aka his Lil' Court Mama Fetish. KOJ sheds light on the "great" work Nigerians are doing in the diaspora and TMT raises awareness on how farts are probably destroying the earth. Enjoy?? Ha!
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5/16/2017 • 58 minutes, 27 seconds
EPISODE 17: "Creeps and Blood"
On this episode, we discuss Burna Boy and his Brixton roots; WizKid and his new sound; The machine that is Davido; and the ethics of photography. Enjoy!
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5/9/2017 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 6 seconds
EPISODE 16: "Sizwe Banzi is ... HIV positive? and other Contraceptive Stories"
Episode 3 features Phones, one of Tmt's best friends. Tmt talks about his holiday in South Africa and the opportunity cost of being a party animal, KOJ talks about infertility phobia and Phones opens up about getting fingered by corruption. They cover, women, love, sex, children, marriage, divorce and some more.
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4/24/2017 • 55 minutes, 34 seconds
EPISODE 15: "Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Who Is The Douchiest Of Them All?"
On the second episode of the new season, the boys realize there's a little douchebag in all of us BUT there's only one King Douche and his name is TMT. They also reveal the Holy Trinity of Abusive Men and sell the greatness of the motherland, to our African American brothers and sisters trying to make the move back home.
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4/13/2017 • 1 hour, 6 minutes
EPISODE 14: "Podcast? Nah, Retirement Plan"
The boys are back for Season Two!! And this time it's no longer a game, Koj is trying to quit his day job and he's trying to convince Tmt to do the same. Join the boys on their journey to liberation. It's lit!
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4/6/2017 • 50 minutes, 50 seconds
EPISODE 13: "SEASON FINALE"
On the final episode of Season 1, we run commentary on happenings in Nigeria and let y'all know the direction for the Second Season. It's been so much fun doing this and we cannot thank you guys enough for listening. Love always and look out for more from Submarine And A Roach!
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10/19/2016 • 18 minutes, 37 seconds
Episode 12: "F.R.I.E.N.D.S"
Real friends? How many of 'em? This week the boys are joined by Mayowa and they discuss friendships.
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10/5/2016 • 56 minutes, 30 seconds
Episode 11: "Mark Zuckerberg has land in Banana Island".
This week the guys touch on everything. Personal Ls, National Ls, L-izabeth Holmes, Nigerian Music and a whole lot more. KOJ literally has a life changing moment on-air and TMT spills international secrets. Honestly if anything happens to us, the CIA did it. Special shoutout to Keksi for the Woke-spiration.
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9/22/2016 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 4 seconds
Episode 10: "Fashunz"
The boys and their guests (Lola and Phones) talk about their personal style as well as Fashun Trendz in Gidi. We also briefly discuss the Ethiopian Olympic Swimmer at the beginning but that's neither here nor there.
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9/5/2016 • 56 minutes, 40 seconds
Episode 9: "Queue Jumping Pie"
Tmt & Koj talk about marriage and the different types of spouses to stay away from.
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8/4/2016 • 40 minutes, 48 seconds
Episode 8: "We Call Them Pies Now".
The sibling rivalry episode with Koj's brother, Keksi also features a brief discussion on "casual misogyny" and other things. Lmao
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7/17/2016 • 57 minutes, 39 seconds
Episode 7: "My Girlfriend's Braid"
Tmt, Koj and their guests (Walter & Dare) talk about their Nigerian Police experiences. The guys also ask Dare about his upcoming movie "Ojukokoro" and shout out to Young Underground Creatives in Nigeria.
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7/5/2016 • 56 minutes, 41 seconds
Episode 6: "We Just Gist, Basically" (ft. @WJGBPodcast)
On this episode featuring WJGB, Koj, Tmt & the girls gist and share Customer Service experiences in Nigeria.
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6/27/2016 • 53 minutes, 27 seconds
Episode 5: "M.I, Aki & Pawpaw"
Koj, Tmt & their guest Emperor run through a list of classic Nigerian albums and discuss Nigerian music in general. #WhoIsBlackMelon??
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6/14/2016 • 43 minutes, 29 seconds
Episode 4: "Pray Before Sin"
THE BOYS ARE BACK!! And really sorry for the loooong break (They really are, even though they don't exactly say it in the episode). This week they take on RELIGION!
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6/7/2016 • 47 minutes, 16 seconds
Episode 3: "Open Day"
On this Episode Tmt & Koj discuss the ups and downs of attending the School of Hard Knocks a.k.a Nigeria High.
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5/15/2016 • 54 minutes, 52 seconds
Episode 2: "Mad Food: Fury road"
Get your notepads out! On this culinary themed (well loosely themed)episode your friends and hosts talk about food..........and randomly mention M.I (the rapper) twice. Also Koj forgets to shout-out stuff......or at least thinks he does
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5/2/2016 • 42 minutes, 5 seconds
Episode 1: "It's Good Ex-ercise"
On the first episode of the podcast TMT and Kojo introduce Submarine And A Roach to the public and discuss their very first topic, Exes.
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