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English, Comedy, 1 season, 158 episodes, 5 days, 22 hours, 13 minutes
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Life long friends Will Gibb and Pat Clifton sit down weekly and overshare everything on their mind, from the good, the bad and downright embarrassing.
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In Me Mansion

While Pat holds down the fort at the studio, Will joins live from his mansion in LA. The boys catch up to discuss Will’s huge logs, America’s weird foods and a special someone who is back on the scene. They battle out in an American-based general knowledge quiz.LA WrapProstitute MovieDr PepperLogsCar RentalsGeneral KnowledgeHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/23/202450 minutes, 11 seconds
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Bodybuilders and Jacuzzis

Pat starts his new segment ‘Pat’s Pondering,’ and talks all things bodybuilding. Will talks about the insane price of his Air BnB extras. Will doesn’t know if he bombed or not at Aunty Donna’s live show. Did we find the best hotline call yet?Olivia FallingPat’s CarStandup w/ Aunty DonnaBodybuilding TV ShowsHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/20/202456 minutes, 56 seconds
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History Lesson w/ Jeremy Gibb

The boys are joined by a very important person within William's life: Jeremy Gibb, his father. Jeremy dives a bit too deep into his stories of living in London, partying and having Will as a kid. The boys get some advice on their careers and Pat re-enacts his failed standup.The Birth of WillJeremy’s Love StoryDreamsBreakdown of CarsHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/16/202453 minutes, 52 seconds
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Pat the Hitchhiker

The people have spoken and Pat gets to tell his exhilarating story when he was hitchhiking in Yosemite. The boys discover why hurricanes are named after woman. Will delivers possibly the worst Tyson Fury impression ever and Pat runs us through his upcoming concert.Paul’s FormalHurricane MiltonLAHitchhiking in YosemiteAm I In The Wrong?All I WantHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/13/202453 minutes, 19 seconds
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Gypsy Rose Menendez

Pat is back from his long awaited Terrigal holiday. Will and Pat discuss the new series on the Menendez brothers, and whether or not Gypsy Rose and them should start a podcast? Have you heard Pat’s hitchhiking story because you won’t hear it here. TerrigalMenendez BrothersNRL Grand FinalHitchhikersHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/9/202457 minutes, 49 seconds
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Lawnmower The Musical

On the agenda today is Col Calling, The Joker 2 and the Sex Shop. This episode is jam packed, as we dive deep into Col’s experience at the Paralympic games, and Pat’s plans for his long awaited holiday in Terrigal. Will’s sore stomach has made a return for the ages, and his man didn’t seem to care. The JokerCol CallingThe Sex ShopSore TummyTerrigalKyle’s Hotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/6/20241 hour, 2 minutes, 27 seconds
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Kyle Has Lost The Plot

Kyle is back and has actually lost the plot. Strap in for an episode of shambles. The boys share their most embarrassing stories, but nothing worse than the Swans on the weekend. Pat talks about his ‘magical’ bath house experience. Embarrassing StoriesKaty PerryCrumbl CookiesThe ConcertBath HouseAdviceChelseaHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10/2/202444 minutes, 17 seconds
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Chin Chin vs Mr Wong

Description: Pat unpacks his underwhelming date to Chin Chin, and explains why he banished Will from the restaurant. Will talks about Megalopolis, a new movie with a lot of weird layers, and a cameo from Grace VanderWaal. Is Hoisin sauce made from old Asian mans’ secretion?Chin ChinMr WongHoisin SauceHot MicMegalopolisHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/29/202447 minutes, 56 seconds
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Sherlock Pat

Pat brings back one the great segments of ‘Am I a bad person?’ and has a juiccccy one. The boys discuss park bench commemorations, is it a bit sad? Pat goes into depth into Will’s strange relationship with his man. Will tries to make sense of all the gay flight attendants. Park Bench CommemorationRoosters vs ManlyBowlingAm I a Bad Person?FuneralUnsolved MysteriesFlight AttendantsWill’s Man Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/25/20241 hour, 11 minutes, 20 seconds
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Ilkmay that tastes like real ilkmay

Happy Monday Youwouldnters! On the ep today, the boys talk Luke Combs and Olivias upcoming tours. Will shares the most boring story ever said on the pod and the boys reminisce on the old milk ad. FIFAOliviaLyricsMr InbetweenAdviceHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/22/202453 minutes, 31 seconds
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Clone a C*ck

The boys get into a debate about the upcoming NRL finals. Will rips into a brand he thinks is faking their intentions. Is Will gonna follow through with his offer to Lachy Brine? FlightsFacebook MumsNRLChin UpSex ToysHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/18/20241 hour, 7 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Ogelympics

The boys are back for the Ogeeeeelympics! Will and Pat get tested on all the favourite segments to see who is the better man. Disclaimer: This episode involves an extremely scary story, so listen at your own risk. What are some inventions that should not be invented?BasketballersPercentagesScary StoryMaccasInvetionsGeneral KnowledgeFinish These LyricsHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/17/20241 hour, 4 minutes, 5 seconds
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Stomach Aches and Bathtubs

Welcome to Pat’s school of medical advice, where he fixes Will’s recent serious ailments. Will gives the rundown on his Adelaide trip, filled with rifles and shotguns. Will has a very special message for Lachy Brine, which might allow him to achieve his dreams. The IllnessEndoneWill’s Adelaide TripLachy BrineStreakerHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/11/20241 hour, 7 minutes, 50 seconds
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The Gambler

Pat shows off his fresh ink and gets a bad reaction from Will. Is there anything worse than getting sprayed by your mates’ parents? Will’s off to Adelaide to go reconnect with his man again. PokiesPat’s New TattooThe SubstanceParent’s SpraysColeHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/9/202448 minutes, 59 seconds
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Hey Boss w/ Hello Sport

The bosses finally join the boys on the couch and receive their quarterly performance review. It’s not looking good… Tom and Eddy look back at the past few months as Will and Pat have joined the studio and analyse some of the questionable moments. The boys battle it out as the general knowledge quiz is back. The BossesRanga RoundupRimmiesHello SportGeneral KnowledgeThe HaircutHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/4/20241 hour, 38 minutes, 31 seconds
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Made In Alexandria

Will and Pat’s man join the set and get amongst the chaos of this episode. Who knows Pat better: lifelong best friend Will or girlfriend? The boys analyse the new Aussie Shore cast. Will and Pat have some differing views on cabs, and we already know which side Will will sit on. Drink TestWill’s ManAussie ShorePat QuizTaxi DriversCole CallingHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9/1/202458 minutes, 2 seconds
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Dragonfly Heckler

Pat has shit the bed, and Will has got pulled over by the cops. A great start to the episode. Will talks about his wrap on his tour and his very eventful plane ride. Does Pat finally like Jetstar? And the boys have the very first edition of the special segment: Cole Calling. The boys listen to some of the juiciest hotlines yet. The Bed ShitterCar RegoWolverhampton FootballerLetterboxThe TourCole CallingHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/28/202454 minutes, 43 seconds
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The Saddest Episode Ever

The You Wouldn’t Podcast has claimed their spot amongst the likes of Fisher in the little orange box on the official line-up announcement of Lost Paradise. The boys unpack what their demands will be upon arrival. Will goes too deep into his dating life and we realise his very sad situation. Will spills his beans on the recent controversy of Blake Lively’s new movie. Maybe a 57-year old man is Will’s next boyfriend.Lost ParadisePerth FlightSad Sad StuffPat’s CampBlake LivelyTop 3 Guys Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/25/202458 minutes, 19 seconds
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Charlotte Got Botox

Charlotte is back from her ‘Mean Girls’ trip to Bali and has some stories to tell, involving a homeless orgy and a bomb in a bag. Will and Pat look back at some of their cringiest Facebook posts that might get them cancelled. Is Addison Rae the most successful TikToker? Tune in for a jam-packed episode with the OG Charlotte. Hello CharlotteBali TripStaycationMolly MaeHomeless PeopleTop 5 SongsHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/21/20241 hour, 4 minutes, 32 seconds
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Goodbye London, Hello America

Will says farewell to the love of his life originating from his college days and looks to his new man situated very inconveniently in LA. Pat gives his take on the recent photo snapped of Latrell Mitchell. Things get heated as Pat rips into Will’s empathy. TastingHair RemovalWill Moving OnStuck in SpaceAlien RomulusTrell MitEmpathyRibsHotlinePat’s Pets Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/18/20241 hour, 1 minute, 33 seconds
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Costco

Kyle’s incompetence means that the first 5 minutes of the podcast is lost forever but don’t worry. The boys still come on hot. They rant about their recent trip to Costco where Will got trampled by a Chinese grandmother. There is big news for the month of October! Tune in to see what you have to put in your calendar. Is Alien Romulus the most anticipated movie yet?CocktoberCostcoWallabiesOlympicsAlien RomulusSam SmithBossHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/14/202451 minutes, 53 seconds
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Will Madrid

Will and Pat have a big, big announcement, as they begin testing of their new product. Will spills the beans on his brief time at Real Madrid, where he got floored by some pro Spanish footballers. Can you figure out the fake facts from the real ones?F*ck CoffeeSoccer in SpainPat’s 16thFake FactsThe CinemasHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/11/202453 minutes, 26 seconds
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Prison Time

Will and Pat are back on the couch for a jam-packed episode. Is Will’s therapist a rip-off or was his horror story a true yarn? And is America the same thing as the Americas? We finish off with some of the juiciest hotlines of the year.El SalvadorNoah LylesBabies are SmartWill’s TherapistYou Wouldn’tersHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/7/202452 minutes, 17 seconds
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Pat Has A Girlfriend

All is revealed as Pat tells the most romantic thing he has ever done. But… Will’s not impressed. Pat gives the movies another chance and they dive into their expectations for the 13th most anticipated movie of the year. TrapJesus giving kinksPat’s GirlfriendOlympics Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8/4/20241 hour, 1 minute, 59 seconds
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Doctor Bing Bong w/ Charlotte Gibb

Charlotte Gibbons is back for the most anticipated episode ever. Join the boys in learning about Charlotte’s life post-graduation, Pat’s update on his new relationship, and the adventures of Bing Bong. Will spills the tea on the tinder freaks he’s been coming across. Charlotte GraduatedBali TripKyle’s TextPresumed InnocentInside Out 2Tinder FreaksHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/31/20241 hour, 14 seconds
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Mother Tilly w/ Tilly Oddy-Black

The boys welcome Tilly and Tom on the couch and spill some juicy stories of their trips to Brisbane. Will has something to say about Pat’s recent soft launch. Who’s a better partnership: Will and Pat, or Tilly and Tom? What would be the headline if Will got in a plane crash?TillyBrisbane ThreesomeThe Soft LaunchTomPartner GameWill’s getting circedHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/28/202454 minutes, 56 seconds
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American’t

Will is back! Almost like he never left… He has returned and he is on a rant. Will gives his thoughts on the Hawk Tuah meetup. Pat gives the rundown on his anticlimactic hole in one and says that Beetlejuice would be his top three dinner guests. Tune in for much much more. Will’s returnThe PATnershipWill’s thriving hingeHawk Tuah MeetupHole in OneMentoringHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/24/202445 minutes, 15 seconds
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USGay

Will prepares for his hard-earned holiday to the US, and gives the rundown for each city. And Pat reflects on his wild American stories, from bendering to Christmas morning and seeing Post Malone in New York. The boys give their thoughts on Donald Trump getting shot which sparks a deep dive into some classic conspiracies. Will’s going to the USMorning FlightsPat ArrivesWest Hollywood GaysTrump got shotWill’s dadHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/23/202453 minutes, 51 seconds
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Sleepovers

Is it Christmas morning? Because it sure feels like it. The boys are coming the back off their favourite nights. Pat has witnessed one of the greatest rugby league matches of all time and Will has just watched his (officially) most anticipated movie. Pat delves into one his most profound questions, how gay do origin celebrations get?Long Legs OriginFratelli FreshBowlingSpelling MistakesNew Zealand Serial KillerSleeping in the Bathroom Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/21/202451 minutes, 7 seconds
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Pattoo

Pat reveals his newest tattoo which receives some mixed opinions from the studio, but the most important thing is that Pat is happy with it of course. Will and Pat share their recent night out, a rare occasion for the duo and something which produced some very awkward stories. Will needs some advice on a very sensitive topic, as one of his hinge matches goes awry. Pat’s TattooWill’s Strange Hinge MatchThe Night OutState of OriginThe “Feel-Good” Japan StoryAsshole NamesHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/17/202458 minutes, 26 seconds
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Pat’s Clogged Up

Back like they never left, the boys are on set with an episode filled with chaos. The most recent happenings in the social media regarding Sketch, Taylor Swift and some NRL blunders are discussed. The boys reminisce on a childhood favourite Sedgy Fergo, and wonder what she is up to nowadays. Will gives us the America trip itinerary. Taylor SwiftSketchWe Live in TimeKyle’s TripAmericaSedgy Fergo Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/14/20241 hour, 20 seconds
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Joepening up

Joe is back on the podcast, as he attempts to make amends for the worst episode ever. The boys rip into his recent school report, and talk about how popular Joe is at school. The boys stumble over what could be the most profound Simpson’s theory. What is the most cringe dog name you’ve heard?JerseysJoe’s ReportDrinking TokensPat’s CarActing SceneHawk TuahMost Anticipated MoviesSmelling SaltsDog NamesHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/10/20241 hour, 1 minute, 27 seconds
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Pat's Carnivwhore Diet

Will’s back with lots of treats and surprises… Soap exposes some dirty antics before the boys get right back into their groove. Pat tells his family he makes more money than them.Will’s BackBobo BakeryCarnivwhore DietAussie Battler FamilyAirbnb TVsWWEThe SimpsonsTrue CrimeZach BryanHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/7/20241 hour, 9 minutes, 11 seconds
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Who Needs Will?

Breaking news: Will quit the pod (just for today). He had a headache going to bed and woke up as a little bitch... anyways time for Pat to show us what he's really made of. On this ep we'll meet everyone lurking in the shadows...Will's SickCarnivore DietHawk Tuah x Zach BryanSoap Hot SeatKody Hot SeatFelix Hot SeatWill Hot SeatTobler Hot SeatHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7/3/20241 hour, 18 minutes, 52 seconds
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Foreskins get stitches

The boys recap last night’s Sydney show; the highs and the lows, and Will gives some absolutely shocking news on his date. Will explains his desire for a certain medical procedure which might cause the need for some black market anti-boner pills. Sydney ShowMelbourne GirlWill’s dateCircumcisionHappy CouplesHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/23/202439 minutes, 30 seconds
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Under Sydney

Sydney show is tonight, let’s ogeee! Listen in to hear the boys recap the tours so far, what’s the worst and best cities to go to? Someone has called Will out for a fight, but it’s not happening unless Pat’s going in as well. Pat gets confused between a triathlon and a marathon. Melbourne GirlRanking Podcast ShowsMoney ManSchool MatesWill’s DateUnder ParisHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/19/202455 minutes, 29 seconds
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Livid for Vivid

Let’s ogeee. The well-awaited Melbourne girl update is upon us and is juicy as ever. Will offers up his general knowledge quiz crown as the boys battle it out in a very tight battle. Is the Megalodon shark Pat’s spirit animal?Melbourne GirlFake gaySpirit AnimalGeneral KnowledgePlant PeopleHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/16/202458 minutes, 43 seconds
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Worst episode since Joe

Is this the worst episode since Joe? The boys spend half of the episode eating lollies and the other half mourning the loss of Pat’s dog. You may as well have a listen and indulge in one of Will’s hottest takes on a sport loved worldwide and learn what douching is with Pat. If you want to send us stuff, hit us up in the DMs for an address. Let’s oge.Got a Parcel!Gold CoastSwimming RacesPat’s Dead DogRiddleHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/12/202450 minutes, 24 seconds
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Swim and a bang

New phone who dis. Will’s excited for another one of his most anticipated movies and Pat gives his wrap on a very eventful State of Origin. The boys dream of the love of Grandparents and compare it to Will’s first love that he never met. Pat has a surprise for Will that he absolutely loves. Will’s most anticipated movieState of OriginPat’s new best friendGrandparent’s LoveJelly RollFruitHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/9/20241 hour, 15 seconds
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3 million kms

Happy Thursday team! The boys are on the couch, and are in a rather inquisitive mood. They question some of the biggest scientific marvels, and it is safe to say that their assumptions are way off. If anyone knows what Boris the Rottweiler is, please reach out and help us track down a script. EnjoyyyyTheory of DatingMatildasRandom ObjectsBoris the RottweilerHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/5/202454 minutes, 5 seconds
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Kick It Forward

Will and Pat sit down with the comedy trio from Perth, the Kick it Forward boys. The boys dive into which AFL players they think are coming out and go way too deep into Will’s new TV show. The general knowledge quiz is back and gets down to the wire. Does Will’s $200,000 schooling career help him get the advantage over the routined trivia boys?? The Kick it Forward boys freak Pat out with their local horror stories.Worst foodsLemon SpinAFL playersQuizSchemesHorror stories Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6/2/20241 hour, 10 minutes, 29 seconds
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me-L-bourne

The boys are back from Melbourne and the beans are spilled. Have a listen to see what actually went down. Did Will go on his date, and did Pat meet the love of his life? All is revealed in a jam-packed episode. Fill out the survey below to go in the running for free merch at the next merch drop. Let's ogeeeee.Survey - https://forms.gle/oEPxLWEyXYFwoSSZ8Melbourne datesLive showMarketsNunsFootballBein RantJetstar RantHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/29/202446 minutes, 21 seconds
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Carry-on Luggage

The boys sit down before they leave for Melbourne, and give their predictions on the trip. Will Pat meet the love of his life? Is Will going to spend the whole trip with the new guy? Pat reveals he is a secret musical genius, and Will tests his rom-com idea out. All this and more, on a very, very exciting episode.Will bombingToothbrush sharingPredictionsRom-comsNonnasHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/26/202453 minutes, 33 seconds
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In our dating era

We are in Melbourne this weeeekeeend. Will and Pat have already lined up two dates in Melbourne… tune in to see how they feel about them. Can you guess the kinks that Pat knows? Pat wonders whether or not they would be mates if they met at a different time in their lives. DateTriple JTyson FuryPassive Aggressive Uber DriverKink GuessingWould we be friends?Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/22/202445 minutes, 3 seconds
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Business Class

Melbourne show is this week. Let’s ogeeee! Tune in as Pat finally likes something that Will has always tried to get Pat to do. Should Will upgrade his Dad to business class on his own card? And the crucial 10 million dollar question is asked…ZachNFL SpeechInstagram FollowersPat’s first movie suggestion10 millionBusiness ClassHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/19/202454 minutes, 5 seconds
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Project Mbappe

The boys are back! Pat delivers a heartfelt apology as he attempts to reconcile his relationship with the listeners. Will leaks his secret plan to create a professional ‘football’ player and reads a very interesting message from a fan. Were these the most rogue hotlines we’ve ever received?Pat’s ApologyPlaquesFootballBali dad with methPauls FormalHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/15/202445 minutes, 46 seconds
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Pat gets triggered

This episode is absolute chaos. Have a listen to see what the boys think about Olivia Rodrigo’s announcement, discover Pat’s Star Wars stupidity, and whether or not Pat has seen a Megalodon. Will gets all the boys from the studio to try his new fat-free cakes, and doesn’t get the reaction he wants. Pat receives a distressing hotline call and gets pushed to breaking point. Forey spaceOlivia RodrigoPat doesn’t know who Chewbacca isGirls at bus stopsCakesHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/12/20241 hour, 2 minutes, 41 seconds
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Planet of the Gapes

The boys are back with another thrilling episode. Pat spills the beans on his failed date that ends up stuck in a Maccas car park. Will tries to hype Pat up with his gay compliments but Pat gets pushed to the edge. Who do you think was the worst dressed at the MET? SnoringGay ComplimentsThe METGreek EasterBrothelsHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/8/20241 hour, 7 minutes, 48 seconds
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Getting tight with Alex

The middle couch is occupied today with comedian and friend of the show Aleks Milinkovic. Things get particularly rogue on this one. From roasting old man hecklers to discussing the quickest time to complete a wank, this episode has got everything. When you get a tattoo on your cock, do you have to get an erection first? All will be discovered.Check out Aleks’ podcast ‘Whoa, Free Lunch!?’ at your preferred platform.AleksDrag WrestlingLawyersOld Man HecklersHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/5/20241 hour, 15 minutes, 36 seconds
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Is Love Real?

Live Show Melbourne tickets on sale 6PM MONDAY!! Let's oge. The boys are back in the studio to record EP 107 and Pat's got a spring in his step. Will gets a long awaited update on Pat's flake girl, and it is very very exciting. The boys share their love for the White Fox cult and their hate for TikTok comments. Is there a You Wouldn't move in the works?? Watch this space...Pat works for himselfSZAHate CommentsDoes everyone wear different shirts?You Wouldn't MovieHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5/1/20241 hour, 4 minutes, 56 seconds
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Our Younger Brother Joe

Long-time friend of the boys Joe Bird joins Will and Pat on the couch. In the longest podcast ever recorded, the boys definitely didn't skip any details on this one. What should Will and Joe do to get backstage with SZA? And what does your alarm say about you? The big questions have been asked and answered. EnjoyyyyyPat’s journallingWhat is acting like?CT ScanSZA ConcertSurprise PartyJoe’s christeningFuneralsPat’s life hackGymingPat’s dateAdviceAlarms ComplimentsYou Wouldn’t MovieGeneral Knowledge Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/28/20241 hour, 27 minutes, 8 seconds
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Anita Rim

Happy Anzac Day people! Self-proclaimed by Will, this is You Wouldn'ts 'Longest Ever Podcast,' where he is in a very chaotic mood. Big news in the Drag Race world sparks the question of what would be the boys' drag nicknames? Is Olivia Rodrigo coming to Australia? Will brings a new segment to the poddy called 'It's 2024!' Find out what on Earth he has to say about that. Finally, the boys have a listen to the You Wouldn'ters 'icks' in a very juicy hotline segment. Drag RaceJB Hi-FiPat's moving houseIt's 2024!Hotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/24/20241 hour, 5 minutes, 38 seconds
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Don't flash your lights

Do you flash your lights at someone if they forgot to turn their headlights on? Maybe you'll rethink your actions after Will sheds light on some horrifying revelations. Can Pat defend his title as General Knowledge champion or does Will come from the shadows to steal the title? All is revealed in one of the roguest ones yet. EnjoyyyyyWill's sh*t matchPat's moving homeGeneral KnowledgeSZA ShenanigansHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/21/202454 minutes, 43 seconds
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Charlotte's Back

By popular demand, the better Gibb sibling is back on set with the boys as they catch up about their childhood fears, love lives' and trying to prank Will's dad. They play a game of herd mentality and there is some sibling chemistry in the air. Finally, they discover what grinds the gears of the listeners.HOW CAN YOU HELP EMMA AND BECOME A STEM CELL DONOR 🩸❤️‍🩹🤍 Register to give blood at Create a New Account (donateblood.com.au (http://donateblood.com.au)),🤍 Join Em’s Marrow Match Lifeblood team and book a donation.🤍 When you come to donate, let the team know that you want to join the Australian Bone Marrow Donor Registry (https://strengthtogive.org.au)🤍 ENJOY SAVING LIVESDo it because you have a choice and you can 💪🏼 and do it for the ones that can’t ❤️Coachella2018 Black HolePat's Weekend AwayMessage for EmmaHerd MentalityHotlines Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/17/20241 hour, 4 minutes, 9 seconds
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Will’s a gym guy

The boys debate the ins and outs of the OJ case, and whether or not you tell your lawyer you’ve done it. Will gets picked on by his old teacher and asks the question: Are pearl necklaces gay? Hotline question for next episode: What’s something that ticks you off?OJ SimpsonRanking thingsGuys in dresses?Kids go to bed too earlyWill’s a gym guyHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/14/202444 minutes, 7 seconds
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Prank Calls

Will goes undercover as a GIO insurance specialist and pranks Pat's uncle, Pat debates the Morgan Wallen incident, and Will explains what a flappier joot means. Lastly, the boys listen to some more hotlines and answer a crucial "F*ck, marry, kill."Will's Mental HealthFlappier JootPrank CallFestivalsHotline Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/10/202451 minutes, 35 seconds
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One Hundred Bra

One Hundredddd braaa!! The boys have made the century, let's oge. This episode is filled with surprises. The boys share very heartfelt presents and Kyle donates a special something to the set. The first ever hotline messages are live, and very, very strange. The boys have also discovered video, so check out the podcast which is now being posted on Youtube as well!PresentsWill goes to the gymPat's psychologistTriple JKinksHotline!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/7/20241 hour, 3 minutes, 13 seconds
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Constantly going at it Ed

The boys are joined by their friend and esteemed Actor Ed Oxenbould, chatting about awkward acting moments and first kisses. In true You Wouldn't fashion, it is Ed's turn to share his most recent encounters in the love scene, and Pat gives his trusty advice. Is the Oppenheimer bomb real?? All this and a lot more... The You Wouldn't Hotline is now live!!! Get calling and the boys will have a listen to them in EP 100! (02) 8405 7945 is the number to call!IntroHello EdHorror MoviesEd's First KissSex ScenesBad AuditionsConstantly going at it EdGibb's Love LifeZach BryanKyle's TagEasterArticulateStory TimeMovie RecommendationsYou Wouldn't Hotline! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4/3/20241 hour, 7 minutes, 8 seconds
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Tyson vs Paul

Will was late but it wasn't his fault, we go through Pat's spending habits and the boys make a bit bet on the Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson fight.DreamingBeing LatePetting Zoo PrankClovelly ComedySleep ParalysisWill's DadPat On The PuntAdvice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/31/202450 minutes, 50 seconds
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So many ads in this episode

Will went to a movie premiere in Perth where the director was a gronk and Pat had a big sexual conundrum up at Terrigal. We found some of the wildest things people have done to their boyfriends plus a proper brain teasing Riddle Of The Week.Will's Trip To PerthPat's Trip To TerrigalGetting Out Of A DateTaking Coffee BackCraziest Things People Have DoneRiddle Of The Week Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/27/202451 minutes, 44 seconds
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Stand-up lesson

Will shares a bit too much about some badddd badddd parenting, and Pat shares a bit too much about his penis fear. What more can you ask for? How does Will go at stand-up from just ONE WORD? Finally, the boys play a risky game to see if they have to read out some cringe hinge messages. They DEFINITELY DIDN'T lose the game.00:00 - Inner Circles12:43 - Gentle Parenting19:46 - “Information-getting” 21:45 - Stand-up27:29 - Tattoos29:48 - Higher or Lower35:28 - DMs36:58 - Quotes Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/24/202440 minutes, 32 seconds
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True or False

WILL GOT IN A 'FIGHT'. The boys see how well their new bosses know them after a week and Will has another rant. Tough day for Pat at the footy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3/20/202444 minutes, 43 seconds
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Comeback kid

Fred again is back again? Just a few complaints from the boys. Another general knowledge quiz goes down, another riddle of the week AND SO MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS, LETS GET ITTT LOVE YOU ALL.
3/17/202448 minutes, 10 seconds
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New studio who dis ?

PAT FINDS OUT WHY HE'S ITCHY! Will talks about the good and reealllyy BAD about his visit to Adelaide , Pat has a rannnntttt to let out and the boys move studios. MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS INCLUDING A LIL LOVE THROWBACK FOR PAT.
3/13/202456 minutes, 51 seconds
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Song writing

The boys answer all your questions, write their own songs and Pat has a stooorrryyyyyyyyyyyyyy from his party days. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/10/202442 minutes, 8 seconds
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Punching and Gossiping

Will celebrated Mardi Gras, the boys have a in depth healthy discussion and a special guest pops in the studio to make a promise to us. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/6/202447 minutes, 4 seconds
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Willy Wonka

Wow this was a fun ep. The boys go head to head in a quiz, Willy Wonka was a disaster and Will has fallen for an old love trap. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/3/202449 minutes, 7 seconds
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Drinking Countries

What a fun episode this was to record. We go through a lot of country's stats from biggest drinkers to biggest and smallest peens. HAHAHA Will calls someone out and Pat tells us his weekend away for a wedding. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/28/202450 minutes, 39 seconds
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Kath Ebbs

This week the boys are joined by actor, writer, DJ and podcast host Kath Ebbs. This don't need no bio, it was such a fun ep! If you want to find more of Kath head to her instagram @kathebbs or listen to her podcast 'conversations with Kath'.
2/25/202447 minutes, 36 seconds
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Rated R with Jaxon

Jaxon Fairbairn joins the boys for an absolute chaotic, R rated podcast. You'll know what we mean once you listen! LOVE YOU ALL!
2/21/202453 minutes, 20 seconds
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LOVE

Will starts the podcast with what we think is a an award winning poem, we talk love.... again and SO SO SO SO MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS. LOVE YOU ALL. GRATEFUL FOR YOU ALL.
2/18/202442 minutes, 45 seconds
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Super bowl

Pat has some opinions on the super bowl and the boys discuss their thoughts on the half time show. Some valentines day chat and small dog owners. PLUS SO MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS.
2/14/202455 minutes, 5 seconds
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It burns

Pat has a bone to pick, it hurts when Will goes to the toilet and goodness do we get into some topics this podcast. LETS GET ITTTT
2/11/202457 minutes, 54 seconds
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Pat's first vlog

Pat's first ever vlog comes out tonight at 6pm. You can watch it here https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtPnjttMCCNfCxgX5EbIylQ Plus the boys review their trip to Adelaide and are back with a riddle of the week. PLUS MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS.
2/7/202445 minutes, 9 seconds
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Instagram Bios

The boys have something to say about couples and their insta bios, Pat went to the most expensive restaurant ever (allegedly) and Will tells us why he has so much built up anger. PLUS MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS
2/4/202444 minutes, 58 seconds
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Charlotte Gibb

WILL'S SISTER JOINS THE POD. THIS WAS SO FUN HAHAA. Charlotte shares a story about the boys that has scarred her for life in hopes to get the boys cancelled. Plus they play cheating or not cheating and there is a super embarrassing story. PLUS SO MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS.
1/31/20241 hour, 12 minutes, 43 seconds
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A quick rant

Will has a rant and some of you aren't going to like it. Will is also annoyed Pat isn't spending as much time with him as he'd like and some cracking advice. PLUS SO MUCH MORE!
1/28/202447 minutes, 32 seconds
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Highschool insults

The boys talk about the best/funniest highschool insults. SUCH A FUN EP THIS WEEK
1/24/202439 minutes, 43 seconds
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We are going to Nandos

The boys clash heads big time this episode. Plus will has some observations to share. SO much more as always. ILY ALL.
1/21/202446 minutes, 46 seconds
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Don't get me started

Pat's back from a big weekend on a bucks party in QLD, the boys play a new game 'dont get me started' and a new segment Pat and Wills corner. Plus much more as always!!
1/17/202447 minutes, 51 seconds
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oh no, you got ditched?

The boys chat small talk and messaging romantic interests, back with another riddle and SOME GOOOOOOOD JUICY ADVICE. SO MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS
1/14/202449 minutes, 34 seconds
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Survival

The boys break down how they'd survive a crash in the snow, a couple missed jokes at the golden globes and Pat vs a tiger. PLUS MUCH MORE
1/10/202455 minutes, 42 seconds
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True Crime

The boys talk some true crime including Gypsy Rose, Pat needs help on if he got rejected and Will is super proud of himself for something. PLUS SO MUCH MORE!
1/7/202448 minutes, 15 seconds
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DNA

3rd ep of the week cause we love you and cause Pat is an idiot. We talk about how tf ancestory.com works and nipples and so much more.
1/3/202452 minutes, 28 seconds
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New Years Resolutions

The boys go through the most common New Years resolutions, aswell as their owns. Chat about old couples and plenty more. HAPPY NEW YEAR
1/1/202442 minutes, 21 seconds
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The Ogescars

It is the best time of the year. It is the awards night of all awards nights. It is the OGESCARS. Buckle up, this is HUGE.
12/31/202348 minutes, 56 seconds
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The return of Latham

HOPE YOU ALL HAD THE BEST CHRISTMAS. Its that awkward time of the year where no one even knows what day it is. But we stayin put with poddys. Such a fun ep, enjoy and love you all!
12/27/202347 minutes, 56 seconds
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Merry Christmas

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OUR AMAZING LISTENERS. WE LOVE YOU ALL, WE HOPE YOU HAVE THE MOST AMAZING DAY. AND IF YOU WANT IT TO BE EXTRA AMAZING THEN BLESS YOUR EARS WITH OUR XMAS THEMED EPISODE TODAY.
12/24/202343 minutes, 10 seconds
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Bec Charlwood

This week the boys are joined by Comedian Bec Charlwood and they had a BLAST. Check out her latest special here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVSaYTcOqT4
12/20/202357 minutes, 39 seconds
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Did somebody say KFC?

Time for some more riddles, the boys introduce the ogescars categories and many many more laughs!
12/17/202353 minutes, 16 seconds
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Flower update

Pat has a big love life update and the boys recap their trip to Melbourne.
12/13/202351 minutes, 16 seconds
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Olivia quiz

Pat vs Joe for Olivia Rodrigo tickets, Pat needs some advice and theres so so much more!
12/10/20231 hour, 1 minute, 3 seconds
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Getting older

Pat's turn to give Will a riddle, Melbourne show is tonight and Pat's on the hunt for Zach Bryan in Melbourne. Plus will is fearing regrets as he gets older. PLUS MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS
12/7/202349 minutes, 12 seconds
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Alo-Vera

The boys prank call Wills sister and face off in another general knowledge quiz. PLUS SO MUCH MORE
12/3/202352 minutes, 30 seconds
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Riddles

The boys try to solve some riddles.... WE HAD SO MUCH FUN RECORDING THIS EPISODE!! HOPE YOU LOVE IT AS MUCH AS US!
11/30/202343 minutes, 39 seconds
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John Cruckshank

We are joined by comedian John Cruckshank! Check out Redfern Electrical youtube vid below https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-sWFZyVXFo
11/26/202359 minutes, 3 seconds
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Tsunami

MERCH ON SALE UNTIL 9PM TONIGHT. The boys talk plenty today, about their live shows to surviving a tsunami to everything inbetween!!
11/22/202353 minutes, 5 seconds
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MERCH IS LIVE

MERCH ON SALE NOW UNTIL WEDNESDAY 9PM. We play family fued, have a solidddd debate on pop culture and solve your advice. Much much more as always.
11/19/202357 minutes, 59 seconds
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General Knowledge

MERCH ON SALE 6AM MONDAY UNTIL 9PM WEDENSDAY. The boys take a general knowledge quiz against eachother and they clash heads on a lot. PLUS PLENTY MORE AND Plenty of laughs like usual
11/15/202349 minutes, 19 seconds
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Optus

MERCH IS HERE!! Optus really messed with Will's day and he lets them know about it! Plenty of fights and laughs like usual!
11/12/202347 minutes, 3 seconds
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Will turns 25

Sydney and Melbourne LIVE SHOWS ON SALE NOW. HAPPY BIRTHDAY WILL THE GOAT. Will talks us through how he spent his birthday and what brought him to tears. We chat Melbourne Cup and the boys recent house party. plusss so much more as always!!
11/8/202358 minutes, 46 seconds
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Just Filthy

Melbourne tickets on sale 6pm tonight!! Goodness gracious do we cover some topics on this poddy. One of our faves!!
11/5/202351 minutes, 8 seconds
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Hitmen

MELBOURNE LIVE SHOW TICKETS 6PM MONDAY. Will thinks Pat would be the worst hitman ever, Will tells a bad story in Pat's eyes but turns it around and theres just so much more.
11/1/202347 minutes, 16 seconds
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Shark Tank

WILL TRIES HIS FIRST EVER PIECE OF FRUIT LIVE ON THE POD HAHAHAHA. That's all you really should need to know. Plus we pitch our business ideas to sharktank, and much much more as always. LIVE SHOW TICKETS IN OUR INSTA BIO
10/29/202354 minutes, 28 seconds
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All night revival

Pat gets Zach Bryan tickets and will is being indecisive on whether he can go. The boys do a pt 2 on names that would be cool names if they weren't already a word, play a game of wavelength plus much more as always. THE FUCK UP OF THE WEEK IS SO BAD
10/26/202347 minutes, 3 seconds
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Ep 50 (51)

The boys are joined by Pat Doherty. Funny man funny guy funny human. We laugh a lotttttt. If you wanna see Pat Doherty's comedy live and/or his amazing art head to the links below Comedy - https://www.trybooking.com/events/landing/1017110 Art - https://www.trybooking.com/CLYNX
10/22/202351 minutes, 43 seconds
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End of an era

Pat's coming off one of his favourite weekends ever, Will had a fun family day out and the boys think there is an end to the youtube boxing era. We also rate our favourite streaming services PLUS MUCH MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS.
10/18/202344 minutes, 51 seconds
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Run Will Run

Will has had a lifestyle change, the boys name names that can't be names but would be cool if they could be names, and theres a new segment called 'F up of the week'. PLUS MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS
10/15/20231 hour, 1 minute, 37 seconds
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Sayings

The boys play a game of real or fake with sayings, argue a lot and name their favourite kind of people.
10/11/202358 minutes, 31 seconds
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Saw and Songs

The boys give their harsh review on their most anticipated movie of the year SAW X, Will decides to bring up topics Pat HATES talking about and they break down their favourite song lyrics.
10/8/202356 minutes, 54 seconds
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All i ask

The boys are back with a brand new segment. Breaking down the lyrics. Pat reaches a near orgasm breaking down the NRL grand final and Will nearly got T boned. PLUS MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS.
10/4/202348 minutes, 16 seconds
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Lachlan the landlord

This week we are joined by Lachlan Fairbairn. Lachdog faces a predicament as a landlord that we solve. We chat about a lot and you'll have to listen to find out.
10/1/202348 minutes, 1 second
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New Zealand

The boys talk about their recent trip to NZ, they had an ick list sent to them which hit a little to close to home and yep, Pete Davidson has done it again!
9/27/202336 minutes, 3 seconds
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Initiation

The boys review Wheeler Walker Jr new album, play a game of fact or lies about rules and Will talks about his brutal uni initiation.
9/24/202351 minutes, 43 seconds
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Questions with Jordan

We are joined by Jordan. Actor and dearest friend.
9/20/202346 minutes, 17 seconds
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Worst episode ever

The worst episode ever. You'll have to find out why.
9/17/202344 minutes, 48 seconds
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Saving Australian politics

Pat thinks he knows the way forward for Australian politics, Will thinks he did nothing wrong over an argument with his neighbour and we breakdown Olivia Rodrigo's new album.
9/13/202354 minutes, 23 seconds
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Yarning with Jarchy

This week the boys are joined by Jarchy. Not much else needs to be said. Make sure you check out his podcast 'We mean well'.
9/10/202351 minutes, 30 seconds
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Advice with Gus Murray

This week the boys solve all your problems with Gus Murray.... We are brutally honest. We also share plenty of laughs about relationships and bad spending habits.
9/6/202359 minutes, 22 seconds
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Are we bad people?

Are we bad people? The boys need your help to decide. PLUS MUCH MUCH MORE
9/3/202352 minutes, 8 seconds
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Beach days

The boys argue over relationship standards, their ideal beach day and Will thinks he knows what gives girls the ick. PLUS MUCH MORE AS ALWAYS! HAPPYYYY THUURSDDAAYYY
8/30/202352 minutes, 14 seconds
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First date etiquette

The boys argue on who should pay for a first date, we quiz Pat's recent date with some questions about him and talk 'relationship names.' Will also is SUPER EXCITED FOR SOMETHING. PLUS MUCH MORE.
8/27/202359 minutes, 57 seconds
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When i grow up

The boys wrap up the world cup and chat careers. From what they wanted to be when they were younger.... to what they actually turned out to be. They also share the usual weekend and movie recommendation.
8/24/202354 minutes, 10 seconds
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Dating

The boys talk dating, from hinge, to first dates to attractive red flags.
8/20/202354 minutes, 41 seconds
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Getting vulnerable

Each week the boys share laughs but this week they decided to show that it is okay to be vulnerable. Pat and Will both open up on their journey with mental health. MIIST car detailing is holding a September fundraiser for mental health organisation beyond blue. Details here Www.miistdetailing.com
8/16/202346 minutes, 24 seconds
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Barbie Vs Oppenheimer

Tim Abbott joins the boys to talk Barbie Vs Oppenheimer, general chat and some new segments!
8/13/202351 minutes, 25 seconds
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Hospital stories

The boys eat extremely spicy noodles and try to podcast, Will puts pat through a general knowledge test and Pat shares his worst hospital experiences. PLUS MUCH MORE
8/9/202337 minutes, 51 seconds
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Lazy

The boys talk about the laziest things they have done, Will thinks Pat is lying about doing a good deed and share some Monday Motivation! PLUS MUCH MORE
8/6/202344 minutes, 58 seconds
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Aliens

The boys about why the flip Aliens would waste their time with us.... except for one reason. They guess each others favourite things and give out some weekend recommendations! Plus plenty more
8/2/202343 minutes, 3 seconds
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WARNING! Rant activated

Will has A LOT to get off his chest. After a difficult drive to the podcast studio, Will finds free therapy in being the angriest he's ever been, while sparking a classic Thailand story from Pat. They also offer some Monday motivation. PATREON https://patreon.com/user?u=94695129
7/30/202351 minutes, 13 seconds
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The Chilli saga

We are joined by our Shep to solve the Chilli saga that has broken the house apart. Will proves his thoughts on our fate and we debate which animal you'd face off with for 100 million dollars.
7/23/202335 minutes, 31 seconds
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Breaking some bad news

The boys break some bad news to eachother, put odds to events happening in their life and finish the season finale of Mr Gobbles. Plus much much moreeeeeeeeeeeeee
7/16/202353 minutes, 52 seconds
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Cruise Ships vs Planes

The boys rap battle each other, Will talks about hosting the Mission Impossible premiere, they bring out a new segment and argue an awffuulllll lot.
7/9/202342 minutes, 50 seconds
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Pat's goodbye

Pat says farewell to gambling, while Will says hello to a date in QLD. The boys have their take on the hype around Taylor Swift, break down their insecurities, while Will needs help to see if he is in the wrong for a certain situation. 
7/2/202357 minutes, 20 seconds
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Undies

The boys rip right into undie chat, the best and the worst pairs. All in detail. They argue a lot while playing play two truths one lie and who's more likely to. They also continue the story of Mr Gobbles, plus plenty more including a hilarious sec story from a listener! 
6/25/202359 minutes, 23 seconds
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Motivational Men

This week the boys are joined by the guy who introduced Will and Pat, Nathan (Shep).  They share stories dating back to 5 years old, make up their own inspirational quotes and get a little aggressive with a motivational speech. Plus plenty of more laughs, from Pat's unique bedtime routine to the lies Will used to tell in order to cover for himself. 
6/18/202344 minutes, 6 seconds
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Introducing Latham

Will introduces a new character Latham, the boys player higher or lower, he/she is a 10 but, another scary story segment and plenty more! Pat's twitch - https://m.twitch.tv/cliffsipes/home
6/11/202352 minutes, 5 seconds
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Teachers for a day

The boys roleplay being teachers, speak state of origin, share petty stories from themselves and listeners, aswell as ranking their best - worst date ideas
6/4/202348 minutes, 31 seconds
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We are sorry

The boys have an apology. Bonus episode for missing Monday's show, completely unprepared, talking about whatever comes to mind!
5/31/202341 minutes, 50 seconds
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Don't listen at night

The boys tell their own horror story. BE AWARE. SCARY. They also share their hot takes and embarrassing sex stories, aswell as starting the first week of the VOICE competition.
5/29/202350 minutes, 31 seconds
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Who is your GOAT?

Pat breaks down his spending from his trip away, Will wants to buy a house but doesn't know how, they talk about their greatest of all time people (GOAT) plus much much more. Also we are starting a competition !!
5/21/202350 minutes, 46 seconds
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Baby names

This week the boys breakdown Pat's spending ahead of his weekend trip away, what they want to call their future babies and a breakthrough idea for the royals that will keep them up with the times. Also a brand new segment 'What would you do for'. Aswell as plenty more fun and laughs!
5/14/202347 minutes, 47 seconds
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Quarterly update with Tim

The boys are joined again by Worthless Twink for a quarterly update since their last episode together. They talk metgala, movies and music. One for the artsy people out there!
5/7/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 43 seconds
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To new beginning's

Will has an update on his love life, the boys do three new segments, Icks, yes/no and how much for? Plus the best advice segment we've ever done!
4/30/202356 minutes, 13 seconds
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Saw XV

The boys brainstorm their own movie, try the snack they've always eyed off at the shop and play would you rather. At the end of this episode the boys talk about their mental health and Pat shares an emotional entry from his journal.
4/23/20231 hour, 1 minute, 12 seconds
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Build a babe

Will met his boyfriends family, Pat has a confession he feels terrible about, the boys build their dream 'babe' together.... yes they had to agree on features, plus plenty more like death bed confessions and arguments over who has the better house.
4/16/20231 hour, 2 minutes
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Opening up with Abbie Chatfield

This week the boys are joined by Abbie Chatfield. They ask each other girl and boy questions, share niche green flags and play 2 truths 1 lie. Pat also does a roleplay with Abbie aswell as diving into the world of open relationships.
4/9/20231 hour, 23 minutes, 19 seconds
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Are star signs legit?

Fresh off his stand up set Patty Cliff is buzzing. Find out how he went and join Pat and Will as they dive into the true meaning of their star signs, argue over which dog would be the best human and we are joined by Will’s boyfriend who faces off against Pat to see who knows Will better! We also see who can piss each other off the most using one sentence.
4/2/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 12 seconds
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Wassup Big Twistie

The boys are joined by Dom, AKA BIG TWISTY! Dom compares the people in the city vs down south, the boys do a 'change my mind' segment and chat Harry Potter party life. Pat also talks about 'the best night of his life' seeing Morgan Wallen.
3/26/202349 minutes, 28 seconds
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Will has a boyfriend

Will opens up on getting his FIRST EVER BOYFRIEND, Pat met him over the weekend and gives his honest review, the boys call their mums and see who can get away with asking for the biggest favour and Pat is doing stand up comedy for the first time ever!!!! Find out more about it plus plenty more segments on this episode!
3/19/202353 minutes, 19 seconds
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Jaxon names his kid Gertrude

The boys are joined by their best mate Jaxon Fairbairn. They talk about their Melbourne trip and the huge sook that had Will booking flights home on the first night, baby names, uber talk and plenty more laughs!
3/12/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 58 seconds
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Pat got a sugar mummy

This week, Pat tells us about his week as a sugar baby, Will talks us through a recent first date he went on which left him smiling, we have two new segments 'Who's more likley too' and 'Change my mind about', aswell as helping out a listener with some dating advice.... not sure we are the best people to take advice from.
3/5/202348 minutes, 11 seconds
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Will spent $800 on a guy in the UK

Will talks us through his UK trip, from spending $800 on a guy he just met to a HUGE mix up he got himself into. Pat also has a HUGE update on his love life....
2/26/202337 minutes, 39 seconds
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Tim is stuck in the washing machine

The boys are joined by Tim Abbott AKA Worthlesstwink! They break down Tim's recent debacle of stinking his house out with petrol, their hypothetical porn tags and a bunch of other new segments!!!!
2/19/202353 minutes, 22 seconds
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Please not Fred Again

In this week's episode, Will gives us a huge update on his love life, as the ghoster from episode 1 has since reached out to him.... The boys also talk about their recent trip to Adelaide to see Sam Smith perform, the boys see who can keep their dad's on the phone the longest and Pat shares two celebreties he thinks he has a chance with.... Will doesn't seem to agree.
2/12/202343 minutes, 45 seconds
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Getting to know the boys

YOU WOULDN'T IS HERE! Get to know Pat and Will through embarrassing stories, oversharing, their love life and many more segments! Check out our instagram and tik tok - Youwouldntpod.
2/1/202342 minutes, 15 seconds