This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Angie throws a mob wives party to celebrate 25 years of marriage. Plus, Lisa calls the authorities and Jared Osmond continues to be a very private person who doesn’t want to be on camera at all. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on The Real Housewives of New York, we get to witness the women cook dinner in what feels like real time.  It culminates with a much-hyped pavlova, which seems to mend all wounds. But like so many meringues, things crumble to pieces the next day between Brynn and Ubah.  To watch this and all our recaps on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Cheffie cries about having to split the check this week on Below Deck Sailing Yacht before leaving the galley for a day out with guests. He’s cooked. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week in BravoTV news, Captain Lee comes for Captain Sandy, Karen from RHOP accuses the cops of bad stuff, and Andy squashes rumors of an Aydin return. Join us every other Monday at 530 PT on YouTube Live and Patreon! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Potomac settle in for a solid season with the newbie introducing her sexless lovah to us and Ashley getting her bunyons stopped from taking a step over the line. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Whitney is left out in the cold on the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives season finale, and she shows she’s not bothered by literally making people eat her pee. It’s been a wild ride. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part two! Jennifer finally takes her Real Housewives of Orange County orange and let’s Tamra have it in London. Also, Heather eats an onion ring for the first time and is extremely impressed with her own courage. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recap! Jennifer finally takes her Real Housewives of Orange County orange and let’s Tamra have it in London. Also, Heather eats an onion ring for the first time and is extremely impressed with her own courage. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Whitney takes center stage on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City to begin the investigation of her life and a few of the girls go ziplining. At least half of this episode takes place in a parking lot or by the side of the road and that’s why it’s GOAT! This week’s bonus is a Below Deck Sailing recap. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of New York to squabble about … nothing, really. But hey. There’s food this time! To watch this and all our recaps on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The ladies must choose between Karen’s award ceremony and Gizelle’s GNA event on The Real Housewives of Potomac.  Someone’s bound to be upset, but it’s great for the audience! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Zac abducts Jen and threatens to leave her penniless on the street - all for the sin of being in proximity to some pecs and abs.  Meanwhile, Dakota mopes around in his codependency sweatpants.  Check us out on Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Orange County head to London for some speedy boats, smokey chicken, and savage confrontations.  Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A day full of activity brings out bickering and chair flops on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.  Heather unsurprisingly tells Whitney that Mer has been talking crap about her jewelry, and then later Lisa and Angie K get into a fight about friendship. What an exciting time for Milwaukee!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Erin reveals Abe the Babe’s misdeeds on Real Housewives of New York while the rest of the gang murmurs about Brynn’s behavior.  Plus, a helicopter ride may give insight into Becky Minkoff’s life.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week in BravoTV news, the host of the new Peacock dating show goes off on Shannon publicly, Jax represents himself in court and finds himself guilty, and Brandi Glanville’s claims turn out to be…for the money? Say it ain’t so! Join us every other Monday at 530 PT on YouTube Live and Patreon! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Karen Huger gets a DUI on the Real Housewives of Potomac season premiere, but you wouldn’t know that to hear her tell it. Also, new Housewives! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, the girls go to Vegas, and Jen lands in hot water with Zac after Jessi takes the girls to a Chippendales show.  Will #MomTok be able to survive this?  Check us out on Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Shannon fights back on Real Housewives of Orange County by refusing to invite Alexis Smellino on a cast trip. Will Fun Lexi handle it with grace or team up with another terrible man to sue her again? Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2!The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are off to Milwaukee! The glamour! Whitney is accused of being an Ali Baba faker, Bronwyn starts her first nonsensical fight, and Mary Marys. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one!The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are off to Milwaukee! The glamour! Whitney is accused of being an Ali Baba faker, Bronwyn starts her first nonsensical fight, and Mary Marys. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-part recap!Real Housewives of New York are back!  We’ve got fresh faces and new petty arguments.  Brynn is mad at Erin, Erin is mad at Brynn, and somehow Jeff Lewis and an Uber are at the heart of it.  Plus, Rebecca - aka Becky - Minkoff makes her debut as well as newbie Racquel.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapReal Housewives of New York are back!  We’ve got fresh faces and new petty arguments.  Brynn is mad at Erin, Erin is mad at Brynn, and somehow Jeff Lewis and an Uber are at the heart of it.  Plus, Rebecca - aka Becky - Minkoff makes her debut as well as newbie Racquel.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Whitney leaves the group chat, and nothing will EVAR be the same.  But will she go to Layla’s thematically illogical “Death to Divorce” party?  Also, a convo with Mayci and Dakota goes awry.  Check us out on Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The MomTok crew goes to a house in the snow to woo at each other and fight about gossip that Whitney spread before crying in the bathroom like the ultimate victim. To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a 2-part recap!Ryan and Eddie have a showdown on Real Housewives of Orange County. It’s the battle of frown face vs. ugly jacket.  Who will win?. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapRyan and Eddie have a showdown on Real Housewives of Orange County. It’s the battle of frown face vs. ugly jacket.  Who will win?. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week’s bonus episode is a doozy.  First we have iconic Housewife/cabaret star Countess Luann De Lesseps here on Crappens for the very first time!  Ben is starstruck.  Be sure to check out Lu’s tour at coutnessluann.com.  Next, we’re doing a trailer trash on the new RHONY taglines.  Be sure to watch with Crappens on Demand so you can see what we’re talking about, not just hear!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-part recap!The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City head to a ropes course to bond, which of course leads to them fighting with each other.  Plus, we learn more about our newbies and learn about the first cast trip of the season to glamorous, sunny… Milwaukee? To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapThe Real Housewives of Salt Lake City head to a ropes course to bond, which of course leads to them fighting with each other.  Plus, we learn more about our newbies and learn about the first cast trip of the season to glamorous, sunny… Milwaukee? To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week in @BravoTV news, Jax Taylor gets booed while Brit shows off her new body, Alexis Bellino cries victim of editing, PumpRules might have a spinoff in the works, and we're checking out some Secret Lives of Mormon Wives goss. Join us live every other Monday on YouTube and for free on Patreon at 530 PST to join in! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Below Deck Med ends its season with a wedding we’ll never forget, mostly because iconic NORMA is in attendance. Congrats to Capt Sandy!  To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Whitney brings a rude gift to Demi’s Galentine’s Day party, and now the future of #MomTalk hangs in the balance. If Jen’s mother in law finds out, we’ll all be banned!!! To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-part recapThere’s a Thank You So Much Party at Jen’s house on Orange County and Emily loses it over Heather fat shaming her with her own jeans. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part oneThere’s a Thank You So Much Party at Jen’s house on Orange County and Emily loses it over Heather fat shaming her with her own jeans. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City are back, and they’re as insane as ever. The first episode finds them fighting over bath bombs and costume allegations. There’s even a scroll! To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2On part 2 of the Real Housewives of Dubai reunion, Sara tells us stories of her doomed and totally real romance and Lesa and Ayan face off over the word “brag”. Who hurt each other’s child most by doing nothing children would care about?  To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recap!On part 2 of the Real Housewives of Dubai reunion, Sara tells us stories of her doomed and totally real romance and Lesa and Ayan face off over the word “brag”. Who hurt each other’s child most by doing nothing children would care about?  To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s part two of our big Two T’s in a Pod crossover episode  (part 1 is on their feed).  In this ep, Tamra and Teddi talk RHOC, Bravo, and all sorts of other spicy stuff.  Come listen!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Below Deck Med, Aesha reprimands Ellie for overstepping her role.  Meanwhile, Sandy prepares to pop the question to Leah.To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is the finale of the Encore episode of RHONY's Ultimate Girls Trip!Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip RHONY (S04E06) ends its season with a sexy disco party and some good ole fashioned Ramona on Service Worker abuse. Watch with Crappens on Demand here: http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out our Patreon bonus about online shopping and our holiday breaks.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives has a new self declared queen, but will she pass the vibrator check? To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part two of a two parter The Real Housewives of Orange County cast trip to Sonoma continues to stir up drama: Katie vs. Gina, Shannon vs. Alexis, Emily vs. a blazer. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two part recap! The Real Housewives of Orange County cast trip to Sonoma continues to stir up drama: Katie vs. Gina, Shannon vs. Alexis, Emily vs. a blazer. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Below Deck Med, Ellie continues to spiral in the presence of potential work and romantic rival Carrie while Bri embarks on an exciting new strategy of using color beads in laundry.  Plus, Gael suspects that she may just be on the outside of a boys club.  To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week in @bravotv news, Tom Girardi is guilty, Jax is out of rehab er…the mental health facility, and Vanderupmp Rules might have a spinoff? Join us every other Monday on YouTube Live at 530PM PT, and catch these vids any time at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Part 1 of the Real Housewives of Dubai reunion, Taleen and Brooks fight about vagina-gate.  Plus, there’s frostiness between Lesa and Ayan as they continue to feud.  To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part two of a two-parter! Hulu has blessed us with Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, a show about #MomTok and the soft swingers that keep it ick. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recap! Hulu has blessed us with Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, a show about #MomTok and the soft swingers that keep it ick. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chimp Crazy comes to a fittingly insane ending and we are left to ponder super deep issues. Mainly, which came first? Tonia or her wigs? To watch this recap on video, listen to all of our bonus episodes, and join in our new community chat, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Skipping episode five of RHONY Legacy when it aired on Peacock never sat right with us, so we’re making up with it while Bravo re-airs the show. Sonja has another delusional break after the beach and starts babbling on about her John John and Madonna days and the romantic story of her marriage that probably didn’t happen, and Lu is on a mission to stop Ramona from stealing another center seat. Check out the video version of this recap and all of our bonus episodes and community chat at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This trailer trash was originally dropped as an exclusive bonus episode to our Patreon subscribers last month.EnjoyCheck out the video version of this recap and all of our bonus episodes and community chat at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2!The Real Housewives of Orange County are in Sonoma to celebrate equality and torture Shannon with more damning information from trash bag Johnny J’s/Fun Lexi camp. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-parter!The Real Housewives of Orange County are in Sonoma to celebrate equality and torture Shannon with more damning information from trash bag Johnny J’s/Fun Lexi camp. Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part two!This week on the season finale of Real Housewives of Dubai, Stanbury and Ayan throw a farewell Queens party. Will Lesa and Ayan’s spat over whether or not the word “brag” was used end their friendship? And what happened to Sara’s maid? Seriously though. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-parter!This week on the season finale of Real Housewives of Dubai, Stanbury and Ayan throw a farewell Queens party. Will Lesa and Ayan’s spat over whether or not the word “brag” was used end their friendship? And what happened to Sara’s maid? Seriously though. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The only thing harder than owning a chimp is hiding a chimp.  That’s one of the many dark lessons in episode three of Chimp Crazy, the bananas (!) doc on Max. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Time for a new stew on Below Deck Med! Introducing Carrie, a proficient Scottish lady who brings joy to Aesha and strikes fear in Ellie.  Meanwhile, Bri reveals that she needs beads very badly.  To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We never recapped episode four of RHONY Legacy, and since Bravo is re-airing the season, we thought it’s the perfect time to revisit what we missed!  In this ep, Sonja invites the gang onto a yacht, Kristen hosts a neon party, and Kelly acts… like Kelly.  Check out the video version at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-parter!The NBCU synergy machine whirs to life on Real Housewives of Orange County as the cast participates in a lowrent version of The Traitors, with Teddi Mellencamp subbing in for Alan Cumming! Who will survive? And will be face MURDERRRR?  Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapThe NBCU synergy machine whirs to life on Real Housewives of Orange County as the cast participates in a lowrent version of The Traitors, with Teddi Mellencamp subbing in for Alan Cumming! Who will survive? And will be face MURDERRRR?  Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Episode two of Max’s Chimp Crazy finds Tonia fighting in court to prove that her evidence of Tonka’s death isn’t just a bag of Nesquick. Will she prevail? And what did happen to Tonka? Let’s find out! Watch this recap as a video and find all of our videos, bonus episodes and Trailer Trash recap of the Hulu’s upcoming “Secret Lives of Mormon Wives” over on our Patreon. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Real Housewives of Dubai, Lesa throws a branded spa experience, but it’s not at the Glass House. It all leads to fighting, golfing, and a budding feud.  To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Below Deck Med is stuck on the dock as the Medicane takes over, leaving the crew to deal with some very odd guests. Not so odd that they need to die, though, which is why Jono’s mistake of almost killing one with a fish allergy might get him fired. Will a cookie on top of a piece of cake solve it? To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week in @BravoTV News: Brandi releases a very damaging (?) video in her case against the network, Tom Girardi takes the stand, Ariana's brother is arrested, and Bethenny freaks out over chicken salad. Again. We're live every other Monday at 530 PT! Join us on Patreon for our video recaps, bonus episodes and a Trailer Trash preview of Hulu's upcoming "Secret Lives of Mormon Wives". See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part two of a two-part recap!Max has bestowed upon us the gift of Chimp Crazy and we couldn’t be more grateful. It’s insanity. Meet Tonia as she runs from the law, PETA and Alan Cumming all in the name of her lover for chimps. If you want the video version, bonus episodes and a full Trailer Trash of Hulu’s upcoming Secret Lives of Mormon Wives #momtalk series, join us over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recap! Max has bestowed upon us the gift of Chimp Crazy and we couldn’t be more grateful. It’s insanity. Meet Tonia as she runs from the law, PETA and Alan Cumming all in the name of her lover for chimps. If you want the video version, bonus episodes and a full Trailer Trash of Hulu’s upcoming Secret Lives of Mormon Wives #momtalk series, join us over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Encore Episode!Tensions rise on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy (S04E03) as Kelly accuses Kristen of being a “host.” Meanwhile, Luann grills Kelly for withholding access to NY Rangers games.Available on video as well: https://www.youtube.com/live/Zzmpjv8tBeoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-part recap! The Real Housewives of Orange County are still on split low budget vacations. This time, Gina and Emily fight over the sports equivalent of their personalities (pickleball) and Alexis freaks out over something Johnny J tells her over the phone about the evil mastermind Shannon Storms. What will become of us? And what will become of the day old chili? Let’s find out! Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-parter!The Real Housewives of Orange County are still on split low budget vacations. This time, Gina and Emily fight over the sports equivalent of their personalities (pickleball) and Alexis freaks out over something Johnny J tells her over the phone about the evil mastermind Shannon Storms. What will become of us? And what will become of the day old chili? Let’s find out! Watch this recap as a video and get our Secret Lives of Mormon Wives bonus at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Real Housewives of Dubai, the ladies attend a Polo match, Sara has a maid thrown in prison, and Stanbury is finally forced to decide on having a baby with a baby. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The iconic Love Island USA season 6 cast - minus Cain - gathers for a big big reunion. Nicole is mad at Kendall, Aaron still is lying, and Andrea is, like, really sorry guys. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part two of a two-part recap! The season 5 trailer for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City has just dropped; so we’ve gone and dissected it shot by shot, frame by frame.  We highly recommend joining us with Crappens on Demand so you can watch along with us!  For video recaps and all of our bonus episodes, join us at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-parterA Medicane barrels into Below Deck Med, imperiling every wig and veneer in sight. Plus, Joe reaches new levels of FBoy status. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The season 5 trailer for Real Housewives of Salt Lake City has just dropped; so we’ve gone and dissected it shot by shot, frame by frame.  We highly recommend joining us with Crappens on Demand so you can watch along with us!  For video recaps and all of our bonus episodes, join us at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crappens Encore Time! This was RHUGHT Legacy that aired last night on Bravo, and we are re-releasing for everyone!On the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy (S04E02), Sonja invokes the B-word: Bethenny. Later, a bunch of bored waiters trudge into the villa and pretend to enjoy themselves.Also available on Crappens on demand: https://www.youtube.com/live/LDo54bR7RqYSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dueling trips on Real Housewives of Orange County leads to dueling pettiness, and we love it.  Gina takes half the women to La Quinta to squat at Elizabeth Vargas’s (!) mansion.  Meanwhile, Tamra brings the other half to her leaky mountain home.  Gossip, fights, and hot dogs ensue. Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dueling trips on Real Housewives of Orange County leads to dueling pettiness, and we love it.  Gina takes half the women to La Quinta to squat at Elizabeth Vargas’s (!) mansion.  Meanwhile, Tamra brings the other half to her leaky mountain home.  Gossip, fights, and hot dogs ensue. Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week in Bravo news, Jax checks into rehab and then gets roasted by Brittany, Katie’s dating a Love Island hottie, and Stassi gets two new jobs on TV. We go live every other week on YouTube at 530 PT! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part two of a two-parterThis week on Real Housewives of Dubai, Stanbury attempts to smooth things over with Ayan, and fallout from the dress debacle threatens to tear the group apart. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recap!This week on Real Housewives of Dubai, Stanbury attempts to smooth things over with Ayan, and fallout from the dress debacle threatens to tear the group apart. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Obnoxious guests come on board Below Deck Med, and one of them has very specific opinions about a fish knife.  Or is it a butter knife?  Plus, Joe humiliates Ellie. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Bravo had us thinking they didn’t tape a reunion for this season of Real Housewives of New Jersey, but it turns out they did and decided not to air it because of all the toxicity. Well, don’t worry. Blogger Melissa’s New ButtCrack leaked it and we have no problem feeding you the toxicity you crave. Let’s do this! Watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Hey everyone! We had the absolute pleasure of joining Misha Brown on his podcast The Big Flop to bring shame upon the disaster that was season 8 of Game of Thrones.It was supposed to be the epic finale to the realm's most adored TV series, but with the showrunners itching to leave, brutal night shoots, and sloppy production mistakes, the final season of Game of Thrones Red-Weddinged itself. This is just a preview of The Big Flop. You can listen to the full episode wherever you get your podcasts, or at wondery.fm/TheBigFlop.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey substitutes a real reunion with a special featuring two teams of crazy people in terrible outfits talking about how much they hate each other in separate banquet rooms at a tacky restaurant with a train in the back. What more could you ask for? For video recaps and all of our bonus episodes, join us at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part two of a two-part Encore recap! Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip returns for its fourth season starring the previous cast of Real Housewives of New York! Will Ramona be able to keep up the “new woman” act? Will Dorinda be able to stop herself from drunkenly screaming at someone? Will Luann ever admit to banging that pirate? No. The answer to every one of those questions is no. Oh. Spoiler alert. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part one of a two part recap!This episode was from our vault of RHUGT Legacy that aired last year! Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip returns for its fourth season starring the previous cast of Real Housewives of New York! Will Ramona be able to keep up the “new woman” act? Will Dorinda be able to stop herself from drunkenly screaming at someone? Will Luann ever admit to banging that pirate? No. The answer to every one of those questions is no. Oh. Spoiler alert. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2Vicki shows up on The Real Housewives of Orange County to uplift fellow Christian women. Instead, Tamra stays pressed about Shannon’s drinking and “Lexi” continues to obsess over Storms while instigating yet another lawsuit against her obsession. Watch your bunnies, people. Jesus Jugs is unhinged. Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one!Vicki shows up on The Real Housewives of Orange County to uplift fellow Christian women. Instead, Tamra stays pressed about Shannon’s drinking and “Lexi” continues to obsess over Storms while instigating yet another lawsuit against her obsession. Watch your bunnies, people. Jesus Jugs is unhinged. Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Real Housewives of Dubai, Ayan and Lesa sob over a voice note betrayal in Bali and Sara continues to make screaming as a trauma cure happen. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Below Deck Mediterranean’s launderettes have been given another chance. Will they turn the Tide or lose it All? To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

At last we arrive at the final episode of House of the Dragon season 2.  Who will die?  What battles shall be waged?  What devastating twist shall unfurl??  Eh, well, Damon touched a tree?  We still liked it though. Watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2!The final episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey as we know it has aired.  The women gathered at Rails to air out their grievances and leave basically in the same mindset that they entered.  But that didn’t mean there weren’t bombshell revelations.  Let’s unpack it!  For video recaps and all of our bonus episodes, join us at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of an epic two parter!The final episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey as we know it has aired.  The women gathered at Rails to air out their grievances and leave basically in the same mindset that they entered.  But that didn’t mean there weren’t bombshell revelations.  Let’s unpack it!  For video recaps and all of our bonus episodes, join us at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2!Katie hosts a golfing event on The Real Housewives of Orange County, and just when she thinks she’s got a hole-in-one against Heather, it turns out to be more of a bogey.  Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recap!Katie hosts a golfing event on The Real Housewives of Orange County, and just when she thinks she’s got a hole-in-one against Heather, it turns out to be more of a bogey.  Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week in Bravo news, Tom Sandoval sues Ariana then changes his mind after being e-crucified and a few Real Housewives are given a Love Island-style dating show. Also, Andy teases a RHONJ reboot, Larsa Pippen has broken up with Marcus again (during her birthday year nonetheless) and Mauricio made out with someone at an airport. We go live every other week on YouTube at 530 PT! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Below Deck Mediterranean, things have gotten so bad between Bri and Ellie that they both may need to get the axe.  Iain, meanwhile, may have… no skills?  To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s finally Hollywood Week on House of the Dragon, when the top Dragonseed bastards are brought together for one final dragon riding audition. Not sure who will win, but we can pretty much guarantee they will be blonde. Watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The penultimate episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey features the men having dueling wiener fests while Teresa gathers the ladies for a takedown of Margaret. Will her big huge terrifying very very new information change the game forever? For video recaps and all of our bonus episodes, join us at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This episode originally dropped as a Patreon Bonus last Monday*Four couples remain - who will win? Well, we already know. But let’s talk about it!Watch this as a video recap and find all of our Love Island US bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Orange County get together for flag football and it’s poor on poor as the ladies kick Jen while she’s down. Ah well, at least we get to watch Alexis stalk Shannon some more. Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Real Housewives of Dubai, the ladies head to Bali. Will Brooks bail? Will Taleen beg for stuff? And will a tattle tale ruin a core friendship? How many more questions can we write for this one description? Will we find out? Watch this as a video recap and find all of our Love Island US bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Below Deck Mediterranean, Bri uses a notebook to keep track of vital laundry hacks like “Don’t mix colors and whites” or “Don’t put cashmere in the dryer” or “Don’t stick a fork in an electrical outlet.”  But is it a burn book too? To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on House of the Dragon, someone tries to ride a dragon, and it doesn’t go very well.  But maybe not so bad for someone else!  Also, lady-on-lady action because HBO.   Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Rachel Fuda throws a very sad pajama party on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Teresa clues us in on the smoking gun she has on Marge.  Join us for four recaps a week plus video recaps and archives at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s the final week of Love Island, which means it’s the final week of our romantic coverage. Where does our relationship stand? Will Ben get vulnerable? Will Ronnie try to close it off? For the season finale recap which comes out later today join us over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  And if you’d rather watch these as videos, they’re also on Patreon along with all of our bonuses and Crappens on Demand videos! Enjoy! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-parterGina has a major bone to pick with Jenn on Real Housewives of Orange County. Whose side are you on?  Meanwhile, Shannon makes amends with Heather and Gina, and the new girl Katie loves golf. Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-parter!Gina has a major bone to pick with Jenn on Real Housewives of Orange County. Whose side are you on?  Meanwhile, Shannon makes amends with Heather and Gina, and the new girl Katie loves golf. Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Real Housewives of Dubai, Brooks and Taleen have a screaming match on a public street, a big no-no for the country.  Will this lead to consequences?  Probably not.  But it was funny!  Also, Chanel hosts a fashion show, and Caroline Stanbury welcomes everyone into her home. Watch this as a video recap and find all of our Love Island US bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A forest fire threatens to upend a new charter on Below Deck Mediterranean while Bri continues to struggle with the esoteric art of sorting laundry. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on House of the Dragon, Aemond’s burning it up on the throne, Alicent has had it with men’s bullshit, and RaeRae realizes that her husband might not be on her side. Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Melissa insists on cosplaying as a fashion designer this week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, and everyone else waits for Danielle to smash something on the side of Jen Aydin’s head again. We’re covering Love Island on our Patreon. Join us for four recaps a week plus video recaps and archives at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We decided to celebrate Love Island by closing it off and dedicating ourselves to four mini caps a week over at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. We’ll be releasing those minis one week later as a free episode here on our main feed. Enjoy! And if you’d rather watch these as videos, they’re also on Patreon! Enjoy!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part two of a two-parter!Real Housewives of Orange County returns for Season 18 and Shannon Beador is ready for bottle after her man dumped her, the car betrayed her, and her kids all moved away. Caution: breakdown ahead. Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 1 of a two-parter!Real Housewives of Orange County returns for Season 18 and Shannon Beador is ready for bottle after her man dumped her, the car betrayed her, and her kids moved away. Caution: breakdown ahead. Watch this recap as a video and get our Love Island bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Real Housewives of Dubai, Sara’s son twerks, Brooks doesn’t take the Taleen fight bait, and Sergio’s mom tells him to save himself. We’re going to be doing four bonuses a week on Love Island US over on our Patreon! Watch this as a video recap and find all of our Love Island US bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ellie and Bri continue to feud on Below Deck Med while Iain drops the ball yet again. It all leads to anchor drama that’s so dire that all three of the nameless crew members emerge from their hole to help. To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on House of the Dragon, the war finally steps into high gear as the dragon battle commences.  And in typical Game of Thrones style, it has a heartbreaking outcome.  Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Real Housewives of Dubai, Sergio and Raffi put pressure on Caroline and Taleen to bear sons. Meanwhile, Sara brings around her hawt potential boyfriend Akin, and Ayan crams a ball gown into a Lambo.Watch this as a video recap and find all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Below Deck Mediterranean the relationship between Ellie and Bri takes a sharp turn after they both express romantic interest for Joe.  Plus, Trishelle arrives on the boat.  To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome to our bi-weekly Instagram Live dedicated to all things Bravo. Tonight we're talking about Kenya being fired from RHOA, Summer House goss, and Kim Zolciak's new gross fling. Join us live every other Monday on Instagram Live or YouTube Live 5:30PM PST and watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2! This week on House of the Dragon, RaeRae hatches a plan to see her long lost friend and they realize that they’ve stumbled onto a Three’s Company misunderstanding which won’t leave Mr Furley thinking Jack might be gay, but will probably lead to the death of millions of people. Whoopsie!  Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-parter This week on House of the Dragon, RaeRae hatches a plan to see her long lost friend and they realize that they’ve stumbled onto a Three’s Company misunderstanding which won’t leave Mr Furley thinking Jack might be gay, but will probably lead to the death of millions of people. Whoopsie!  Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part two of a two-parterThis week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Danielle has her twelfth launch party for her terribly designed clothing line, Rachel brings even more charisma to our screens, and Joe Gorga pats himself on the back for being nice to some gays. Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recapThis week on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Danielle has her twelfth launch party for her terribly designed clothing line, Rachel brings even more charisma to our screens, and Joe Gorga pats himself on the back for being nice to some gays. Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aesha Scott @aesha_jean joins us to chat about killing it as chief stew on multiple seasons and iterations of Below Deck, the differences between real life and show life, and helping to shape a modernized HR landscape of the franchise. Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Real Housewives of Dubai, Caroline finally moves into her house, no thanks to Sergio who continues to pester her about being the man of the house. Meanwhile, Chanel goes to the dentist to learn her age and later throws a Queen’s party.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jono attempts to right the ship with his cooking, but an overcooked lava cake may be his undoing. Get ready for some chef deconstruction! To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on House of the Dragon, twins find themselves, uh, at odds shall we say?  Plus, there are Hand issues afoot and many sullen people.  Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-part recap!For months we’ve been hearing about a fight between Jennifer and Danielle, and this week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey it finally happened at Tre’s Tulum party. Whose side are you on? Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recap!For months we’ve been hearing about a fight between Jennifer and Danielle, and this week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey it finally happened at Tre’s Tulum party. Whose side are you on? Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Real Housewives of Orange County is returning for its 18th Season and we’re here to trash the trailer. Normally, these preview episodes are Patreon exclusives, so if you want more like them join Patreon for bonus episodes and video recaps! Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensWatch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Real Housewives of Dubai (S02E03), Caroline pledges to stop micromanaging Sergio, which is his biggest nightmare, and Taleen tries to set Sara up on a date.  Watch this as a video recap and find all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

House of the Dragon is back!  And it’s bringing all the good stuff we’ve come to expect from the Game of Thrones universe:  dragons, intrigue, and horrifying murder.  The feel-good TV show of the year!  Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Cheffy begins to slip on this week’s Below Deck Med (S09E03), and unfortunately for him it’s when Captain Sandy’s good friend is on board. Get ready for some chef deconstruction! To watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crappy Hour returns from hiatus to discuss Kenya Moore revenge porn allegations, Summer House’s cheating rumors, the cancellation of RHONJ’s reunion, and The Traitors cast announcement. Join us live every other Monday on Instagram Live or YouTube Live 5:30PM PST and watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E07), Tre’s housewarming gift worms its way over to the Gorga household.  Plus, Marge and Jackie’s relationship reaches a new low.  Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2!Summer House (S08E17) concludes its season with a reunion that leaves many questions unanswered: why did Kyle get such a pass by Andy? Why was the whole cast against Lindsay? And what would Jesse Solomon do?Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Summer House (S08E17) concludes its season with a reunion that leaves many questions unanswered: why did Kyle get such a pass by Andy? Why was the whole cast against Lindsay? And what would Jesse Solomon do?Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Caroline Brooks works overtime trying to find something to argue about on Real Housewives of Dubai. Will she get under Stanbury’s steel coat of skin? Probably not. But it’s fun watching her try. Watch this as a video recap and find all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-part recap!It’s John Fugazi Fuda VS Teresa this week on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E06) and Danielle has her first runway show at NY Fashion Week. Both plotlines are horrifying to watch. Let’s do it! Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part recap!It’s John Fugazi Fuda VS Teresa this week on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E06) and Danielle has her first runway show at NY Fashion Week. Both plotlines are horrifying to watch. Let’s do it! Watch this recap on video and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-parter!Brittany finally realizes that she’s been getting Jaxxed for the past decade on The Valley (S01E12) finale and leaves that good for nothing pile of nose debris. Atta girl! Janet has a baby, and it turns out that she still sucks even when she’s not preggers so hey! Consistency! Great season. Enjoy! Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-parterBrittany finally realizes that she’s been getting Jaxxed for the past decade on The Valley (S01E12) finale and leaves that good for nothing pile of nose debris. Atta girl! Janet has a baby, and it turns out that she still sucks even when she’s not preggers so hey! Consistency! Great season. Enjoy! Watch this recap on video  and listen to all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part two!Welp, we thought we were getting a couple of new, swell guys on Summer House (S08E16) , but not to worry! Order has been restored as we find out that the Bravo tradition of only hiring complete douchebag f**bois lives on when West shows his whole ass in the first part of the reunion. Well done, sir! Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two parterWelp, we thought we were getting a couple of new, swell guys on Summer House (S08E16) , but not to worry! Order has been restored as we find out that the Bravo tradition of only hiring complete douchebag f**bois lives on when West shows his whole ass in the first part of the reunion. Well done, sir! Watch this recap as a video and get all of our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2We visited Birmingham to giggle down memory lane with the classic RHOC S12E17 “A Case of the Vickis” episode. The entire thing is like a living room comedy, taking place in one location, and the results are hilarious. Watch our video recaps and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 1 of our live show in Birmingham!We visited Birmingham to giggle down memory lane with the classic RHOC S12E17 “A Case of the Vickis” episode. The entire thing is like a living room comedy, taking place in one location, and the results are hilarious. Watch our video recaps and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We joined forces with the good people of Dublin to laugh at a classic episode of Real Housewives of Orange County S11E15 : “Shamrocks and Shockwaves”. Kelly Kellies and gets bullied by the other girls after putting Tamra into the fetal position on a sprinter van. Get all our bonus episodes and Crappens on Demand videos at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of our London show!To kick off our European tour, we revisited one of the most epic European housewives trips: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in Amsterdam. You beast! Thank you to our amazing audience in London! Don’t forget to check out our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-part LIVE recap in LONDON!To kick off our European tour, we revisited one of the most epic European housewives trips: The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills in Amsterdam. You beast! Thank you to our amazing audience in London! Don’t forget to check out our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of 2!We’re already back with a new season of Below Deck Med (S09E01).  It’s a hellacious premiere as a shoddy provisioner leaves the crew, including a returning Aesha, without food, wine, or really anything. Get our videos and our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 1 of a two-parter!We’re already back with a new season of Below Deck Med (S09E01).  It’s a hellacious premiere as a shoddy provisioner leaves the crew, including a returning Aesha, without food, wine, or really anything. Get our videos and our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Dubai (S02E01) has made its grand return, and this time the ladies are ready to play. Stanbury still hates her husband, Brooks still wants to create drama, and Ayan just wants to wear big gowns.  We’re into it!. Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is the part 2 of a two-parter!It’s the moment we’ve been waiting for: Carl and Lindsay’s inevitable split on Summer House (S08E15).  Carl wants softness, Lindsay wants answers. Now that we’ve collected all the evidence, whose side are you on?  This is a two-part recap!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part oneIt’s the moment we’ve been waiting for: Carl and Lindsay’s inevitable split on Summer House (S08E15).  Carl wants softness, Lindsay wants answers. Now that we’ve collected all the evidence, whose side are you on?  This is a two-part recap!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Danny and Nia show cracks on The Valley (S01E11), but it’s nothing compared to the twin craterings of Michelle and Jesse and Jax and Brit.  Misery loves company, or in this case, a baby moon weekend.Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part two of a two-part recap!* Vanderpump Rules ends its reunion (S11E18) by showing the cast footage of themselves acting like the narcissists they are. Will LaLa’s point finally be made, or will she shrink when water is thrown on her and screech about being a baby maker until she’s just a puddle on the floor? Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part one of a two part recap!* Vanderpump Rules ends its reunion (S11E18) by showing the cast footage of themselves acting like the narcissists they are. Will LaLa’s point finally be made, or will she shrink when water is thrown on her and screech about being a baby maker until she’s just a puddle on the floor? Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*There’s no video for this recap! Video will return for next episode* Below Deck (S11E17) ends its season with snickers and shrugs from Ben, mayonnaise guzzling by Paris, and an epic meltdown from Barbie. Will daddy ever forgive her? Get our videos and our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E04) get together for the third annual charity softball game, but Marge is playing hardball when her team starts to fall apart right in front of her eyes. The only winner in all of this is Biscuit the dog, and it’s because Jen blatantly cheated and handed her a fashion award. Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Summer House (S08E14) The CEO debuts her app and Lindsay and Carl don’t read the signs around them at the Apocolypse party. One more week until it’s all blown to smithereens! Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of a two-part recap!Part 2 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion (S11E17) brings appearances by Ally Bally and Jo. There are a lot of tears and tons of gaslighting by terrible Bravo men, and we end with a huge chicken skewer fight. Does it get better than this? Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 1 of a two-part recap!Part 2 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion (S11E17) brings appearances by Ally Bally and Jo. There are a lot of tears and tons of gaslighting by terrible Bravo men, and we end with a huge chicken skewer fight. Does it get better than this? Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The cast trip on The Valley (S01E10) continues, and Zack terrifies poor Janet when he pretends he’s going to show up on her Babymoon. We’re not sure where this is going, but one thing you can be sure of? Jax will call Brit an alchie every five minutes until we all believe it. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com. Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When Frank Farian first laid eyes on Rob Pilatus and Fab Morvan, he saw everything he wasn’t. They were handsome, young, and Black. But Frank had something they didn’t. He had power.So, Frank offered them a devil’s bargain. Almost overnight, Milli Vanilli’s debut album went five times platinum and scored a Grammy nomination. But when the lie at the center of their success started to unravel, Rob and Fab would discover the hard way the difference between star power and real power. From Wondery, Blame It on the Fame is a story about the lie that shot to #1 and what it cost to tell the truth. Hosted by Amanda Seales.Binge ad-free exclusively on Wondery+: https://Wondery.fm/BIOTF_WWCSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2!On Below Deck (S11E16), Captain Kerry calls for a cabin check, but Ben has other plans. Also, Barbie needs a break.  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one of a two-parterOn Below Deck (S11E16), Captain Kerry calls for a cabin check, but Ben has other plans. Also, Barbie needs a break.  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2Joe Gorga celebrates his birthday on The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E03) with what else? Focaccia letters! Plus, Jen Fessler finds herself caught between Rachel, Margaret, and Tre. This won’t end well.  Afterwards, we check in on the Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E09) season finale around 29:00 minute mark. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 1 of a two-parterJoe Gorga celebrates his birthday on The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E03) with what else? Focaccia letters! Plus, Jen Fessler finds herself caught between Rachel, Margaret, and Tre. This won’t end well.  Afterwards, we check in on the Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E09) season finale. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Summer House (S08E13), the men are extra ridiculous, and the women don’t let any of their BS fly.  Between Carl wanting more softness and Kyle wanting to cage Amanda, it’s enough to make our blood boil.  Again.Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 It’s time for part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion (S11E16)!  Turns out all is not well between Katie and Ariana, at least according to Lala.  Also, Sandoval has words for Rachel.  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part one!It’s time for part 1 of the Vanderpump Rules reunion (S11E16)!  Turns out all is not well between Katie and Ariana, at least according to Lala.  Also, Sandoval has words for Rachel.  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s time for the cast trip on The Valley (S01E09) and everyone’s going except our mariposa Kristen. Too bad: she’s missing out on barfing, slapping, and other messy moments. Speaking of messy, standing ovation for Janet’s gays who put on the pantomime performance of the year.Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com. Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part 2*Summer House MV starts at around 25:40 On Below Deck (S11E15) Paris follows Fraser’s orders and it gets her called straight into the Captain’s office. Whoops! Meanwhile, on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard, Simon and Bria are still making a lot of drama over a flamingo and Natalie starts too much drama to take on.Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part one of a two-part recap!*On Below Deck (S11E15) Paris follows Fraser’s orders and it gets her called straight into the Captain’s office. Whoops!  Meanwhile, on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard, Simon and Bria are still making a lot of drama over a flamingo and Natalie starts too much drama to take on.Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week in Bravo news, RHOBH is filming and there are noobs and new splits. Tom Schwartz makes a block-y move on Jo right before the reunion airs, Bravo announces its renewed shows, and Andy Cohen is cleared of wrongdoing by…someone? We are live every other Monday on Instagram at 530 PST! Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part 2 of 2*The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E02) celebrates Nate’s brain surgery with a party down the shore, and the women gather in teams and vow to ignore each other the rest of the season. Who will win this cold war? And why is it Olivia? Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part 1 of a 2 parter*The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E02) celebrates Nate’s brain surgery with a party down the shore, and the women gather in teams and vow to ignore each other the rest of the season. Who will win this cold war? And why is it Olivia? Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Poor Carl just can’t get any support this week on Summer House, at least that’s what he’s going to tell us over and over again until we believe it. Amanda tries to break the news to Kyle that she might possibly one day make a swimsuit and he sobs drunkenly and stomps around in a mullet. Not a great week for the men of Bravo. Yikes, boys. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Janet tries to flex her power by withholding invites from Kristen and Zach to her baby bachelorette trip this week on The Valley. Little does she know that…well, the audience kinda hates her and will never forgive her for trying to ban empaths. Good luck with all this, lady! Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com. Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part 2*Vanderpump Rules (S11E15) is done for the season… and maybe forever? Or maybe it’s just the end for Ariana?  We have so many questions!  What an awkward way to celebrate Kyle Chan.  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part 1*Vanderpump Rules (S11E15) is done for the season… and maybe forever? Or maybe it’s just the end for Ariana?  We have so many questions!  What an awkward way to celebrate Kyle Chan.  Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Below Deck (S11E14) a sprig of parsley is enough to cause a domino effect of drama.  Plus, Fraser locks lips with a guest!  Meanwhile, on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard, an inflatable flamingo may end Simon and Bria.Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part 2*The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E01) is back, and tensions are predictably high. Will the women be able to get past their issues?  And is it true that John Fudah was a drug dealer with a dildo fetish? Just some of the pressing questions oozing out of Franklin Lakes. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part one of a two-part recap*The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S14E01) is back, and tensions are predictably high. Will the women be able to get past their issues?  And is it true that John Fudah was a drug dealer with a dildo fetish? Just some of the pressing questions oozing out of Franklin Lakes. Grab tickets for our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Summer House (S08E11) Carl can’t hide that his parents don’t support his engagement… but maybe that was his plan all along?  Either way, there are so many awkward encounters with Lindsay this episode that we’re just barely recovering. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part 2*This week on The Valley (S01E07), Luke reprimands Kristen for bending the truth about Jesse, and Jax and Britney try to rekindle the flame with limited success. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on The Valley (S01E07), Luke reprimands Kristen for bending the truth about Jesse, and Jax and Britney try to rekindle the flame with limited success. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s a big week for relationship endings on Bravo as Whitney Rose is rumored to be leaving her man, Alexia was left by hers, and Michelle Lally finds a new guy. Jax and Brittany were let into the White House, casting rumors about RHOM and RHOBH scared us, and the RHONJ toxicity amps up before premiere week as the cast is turned on by the bloggers that loved them. Enjoy, and join us every other monday live on Instagram 5:30 PM PSTSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s time for the Vanderpump Rules (S11E14) cast trip, and this year it’s to beautiful, foggy San Francisco!  Will a sea lion attack Sandoval?  Will Schwartz injure himself on a mattress?  And will Ariana’s boyfriend interact with the cast?  Time will tell!Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

There’s a new chef this week on Below Deck (S11E13), and he’s just in time to be photographed for a lot of mid Influencers. Lucky guy! Also, Barbie cries about her bone-headed decisions to bone on TV, and Fraser wants to make his own boner head decision with a flirty guest. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E06) celebrates couples weekend with a Freaknik party in the backyard and Summer has a meltdown over…no one really knows, but no Amazon box is safe. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Carl has a pretty intense talk with a hot guy in a More Life shirt after this week’s Summer House alien party, and it just might mean the beginning of his relationship. Surely it’s not the whole “she expects me to work” thing. Also, this is the first time on Bravo we’ve seen anyone get territorial over a balloon twister. Well done, show. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part two of a two-part recap!*Jax finds a way to profit off his baldness this week on The Valley, while still finding a way to make an already fraught situation even hairier. Don’t worry, though. Kristen is here to prove her dutifulness by not telling anyone’s deepest darkest secrets. Don’t make her do it guys! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part 1 of a two-part recap!*Jax finds a way to profit off his baldness this week on The Valley, while still finding a way to make an already fraught situation even hairier. Don’t worry, though. Kristen is here to prove her dutifulness by not telling anyone’s deepest darkest secrets. Don’t make her do it guys! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part 2Jax returns to Vanderpump Rules (S11E13) to wreak havoc and sweat all over Lisa Vanderpump. He’s furious about having to fight rumors of cheating while at the same time in real life he’s fighting rumors of…well, cheating. We will wait for you to recover from the absolute shock of it all. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jax returns to Vanderpump Rules (S11E13) to wreak havoc and sweat all over Lisa Vanderpump. He’s furious about having to fight rumors of cheating while at the same time in real life he’s fighting rumors of…well, cheating. We will wait for you to recover from the absolute shock of it all. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Chef is on thin ice on Below Deck (S11E12), but some lobster grilled cheeses could be his undoing. Plus, sexytimes on the boat for some but not others. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Not much happened on Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E05), but Jasmine did announce that she’s pregnant!  And Shanice sprained her ankle. And Preston wore a jockstrap while he ironed. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The hilarious Michelle Collins drops by to talk Summer House, and then it’s on to the latest episode (S08E09) where Danielle and Gabby vie for a balloon artist.  Meanwhile, Paige has a shocking change of allegiance, and Lindsay encourages Carl to, you know, get a job.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On the latest Vanderpump Villa (S01E05), a group of single men descend on the chateau for a luxury weekend of roast beef and bocce. Meanwhile, Marciano does dishes.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 This episode of The Valley (S01E05) has everything: two crumbling marriages, broken air conditioning, and some deeply traumatized stingrays.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 1 of a two-parter recapThis episode of The Valley (S01E05) has everything: two crumbling marriages, broken air conditioning, and some deeply traumatized stingrays. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s a sexy unique sperm party on Vanderpump Rules (S11E12) as Lala crowdsources jizz for her future babeh.  Meanwhile, Sandoval - the true victim of the season - reels from Rachel’s bombshells on “some” podcast. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

RHOP comes to its season's end with casting shakeups and pregnancy news, RHOBH loses Crystal, RHOSLC's Monica announces a new RealityVonTease member, Teresa and Luis show up to stalk TayTay, and RHOM's Todd leaves Alexia! We're live every other Monday at 5:30 PST on Instagram @watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Below Deck’s Fraser is in a snit with Barbie, but will the Captain let him fire her when there’s a new charter full of royalty? Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is Part 2*We open with a talk about this week’s Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E04) and then The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E21) ends its season with a final reunion episode by forcing the ladies to eat carbs on camera. Have we lost all respect? It’s the last episode for both Robyn and Candiace, so fold up some poster board and let’s have a good cry. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We open with a talk about this week’s Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E04) and then The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E21) ends its season with a final reunion episode by forcing the ladies to eat carbs on camera. Have we lost all respect? It’s the last episode for both Robyn and Candiace, so fold up some poster board and let’s have a good cry. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Summer House spends another week on Kyle whining and Amanda whining and Lindsay choosing her dream wedding dress even though her relationship is a mess. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part 2*The Valley gang goes to a charity “gala” and Kristen gets told off a lot because she called someone a…wait for it…REPUBLICAN. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Valley gang goes to a charity “gala” and Kristen gets told off a lot because she called someone a…wait for it…REPUBLICAN. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part 2 of a two-part recapThis week on Vanderpump Rules (S11E11) Tom Schwartz hurts Jo’s feelings and then finds out Katie is dating the same girl he’s into. Most fascinating threesome EVER. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Vanderpump Rules (S11E11) Tom Schwartz hurts Jo’s feelings and then finds out Katie is dating the same girl he’s into. Most fascinating threesome EVER. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jill Zarin’s reign of terror continues on Below Deck (S11E10), pushing Barbie and Fraser’s relationship to the breaking point. Plus, it’s a day off for partying, and a new stew shakes things up.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E03), Jasmine wants to bring Mariah back to the house, and Bria wants to bring back Phil. Not everyone is thrilled. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On part two of the Real Housewives of Potomac reunion (S08E20), Gizelle shares some tough updates while Candiace and Robyn give greater context to their feud..Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Summer House (S08E07), after ten years of friendship and ups and downs, Carl bestows Kyle with the very special title of… flower boy. Plus, Amanda really wants to move to New Jersey, and Paige has possibly the very best weekend of her entire life. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part 2The Valley (S01E03) launches us into drama from the first second and doesn’t let up until the credits. It’s a wild dinner party episode with allegations of homophobia, racism, and Republicanism! Yikes!  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part 1*The Valley (S01E03) launches us into drama from the first second and doesn’t let up until the credits. It’s a wild dinner party episode with allegations of homophobia, racism, and Republicanism! Yikes!  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s a busy week on Crappy Hour Live as Porsha and Simon’s split gets nastier, Teddi and Wendy spar on X, Kyle baits us, and RHOP changes up its cast. Thanks for hanging out with us, and don’t forget to join us live every other Monday 5:30PM PST on Instagram Live @watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Vanderpump Rules (S11E10), Ariana unleashes rage on Sandoval at two separate group outings. Meanwhile, Katie and Schwartz demonstrate that maybe their chemistry is still alive.Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part 2 of a two-part recap!A Real Housewives of New York OG descends upon Below Deck, and the results are extremely…Zarin. Get your aspirin ready, Jill Zarin is here. Now get some tuna made out of vegetables or suffer, peon! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A Real Housewives of New York OG descends upon Below Deck, and the results are extremely…Zarin. Get your aspirin ready, Jill Zarin is here. Now get some tuna made out of vegetables or suffer, peon! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E02) throws a Decades party where Shanice is dressed down for…dressing down. Can a poor girl catch a break? Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E19) begins its three month reunion with fights from last season, and no one can take any accountability for anything. But don’t worry, cry-angles were formed! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The house throws a NASCAR-themed party on Summer House (S08E06), but the real question is if Carl and Lindsay will wind up crossing the finish line.  Plus, Amanda is miserable. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this week’s Vanderpump Rules, Katie doesn’t even have time to pout when she finds out that her ex swapped some spit with Scheana over a decade ago because Schwartz finds out that she did a little more with his “best friend” under a week ago. Whoops. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this week’s Vanderpump Rules, Katie doesn’t even have time to pout when she finds out that her ex swapped some spit with Scheana over a decade ago because Schwartz finds out that she did a little more with his “best friend” under a week ago. Whoops. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jax tries again to ruffle Kristen’s feathers (ca-caw!) on The Valley, and it just might work this time at his circus themed guy’s night. Two carnival themes in a row. Fit for a clown. Let’s get to the dunk machine!  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Below Deck hits the rocks with two crew down and three crew in a triangle. The only industry in the world where people will fight over Ben. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 2 of our Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E01) recap.  We’re back for a second season, and the dynamics have shifted for season 2. Silas is gone, Jasmine is on the outs, and Summer has a beef with Alex.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E01) is back, and the dynamics have shifted for season 2. Silas is gone, Jasmine is on the outs, and Summer has a beef with Alex.  Plus, crustaceans everywhere! This is a two-part recap. Keep an eye on our feed for part 2!  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to part 2 of our Real Housewives of Potomac recap (S08E18). The season finale ends with a wild scene from Mia and Gordon. We’re still processing! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part 1 of a two-part recapThe Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E18) ends with a wild scene from Mia and Gordon.  We’re still processing!  This is a two parter.  Keep an eye out for part 2 in our feed! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The gang camps out in the backyard on Summer House (S08E05), Craig returns to the show, and Lindsay reveals some very personal information about Carl. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s here!  The Valley (S01E01) made it’s big premiere, and as expected, it’s full of wretched people making each other miserable. So, in other words, we liked it! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Jax makes a waxy-faced return to Vanderpump Rules (S11E08) in order to give Sandoval some “tough love” but also to spin off his new show. Plus, thankless assistant Anne cleans up a sticky party. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We’re back with Below Deck recaps, and what a week to return. Brace yourselves for lots of instability, some very predictable goodbyes, and a very drunken bosun breakdown. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week in Bravo news: RHOA firings, Olivia not coming back to Southern Charm, Jo hate on PumpRules, The Valley premiere coming up Tuesday, and listener reactions to Summer House opinions. Join us every other Monday at 5:30 PST on Instagram Live! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Real Housewives of Potomac offers up a fashion show with fashions that could only have been designed by Ashley and Gizelle, and a muppet from the past comes back to fight with Candiace. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Carl and Lindsay waste another of their friends’ weekends by making everyone listen to them roll around in their terrible relationship. Is Carl high? Is Lindsay drunk? Does anyone really care? Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ends its reunion month by finally telling us…nothing at all. Actually, Kyle tells us her life is none of our f-ing business as Sutton faints from an esophageal malfunction…or something. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part 2 of a two-part recap* Vanderpump Rules S11E07 is still on its Sandoval redemption journey, and this time he is armed with pink ice cream on Barbie week to prove how into feminism he is. Also, we get some Jo in our lives. Buckle up. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part 1 of a Two-part recap*Vanderpump Rules S11E07 is still on its Sandoval redemption journey, and this time he is armed with pink ice cream on Barbie week to prove how into feminism he is. Also, we get some Jo in our lives. Buckle up. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Miami (S06E20) wrapped up its chaotic and hilarious reunion with a musical moment that’s both instantly forgettable and totally memorable.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Traitors finale (S02E111) had us screaming at the TV.  So good but also so frustrating.  Another triumphant season in the can.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lindsay and Carl patch things up on Summer House (S08E03), but the cracks still remain as Carl reveals his big career plans - or lack thereof.    Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part two of a two-part recap!* Part two of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E19) reunion sees Kyle snapping at Sutton, Garcelle walking back insinuations, and Kathy Hilton entering the building. Fun!   Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part one of a two-part recap!* Part two of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E19) reunion sees Kyle snapping at Sutton, Garcelle walking back insinuations, and Kathy Hilton entering the building. Fun!  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

**This is part two of a two-part recapThe Vanderpump Rules gang is still in Tahoe for Sandovals bs redemption arc, and he can’t keep his mask on for two seconds. LaLa has it out with Tom, Brock wears more tiny panties, and Scheana snot sobs over a lost friendship with PayPal bennies. Enjoy! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

**This is part one of a two-part recapThe Vanderpump Rules gang is still in Tahoe for Sandovals bs redemption arc, and he can’t keep his mask on for two seconds. LaLa has it out with Tom, Brock wears more tiny panties, and Scheana snot sobs over a lost friendship with PayPal bennies. Enjoy! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Cesie and Angela from The Bravo Docket Podcast join us to talk about the legal trouble surrounding Bravo. Leah's suing them, Rachel's suing Tom and Ariana, and Brandi's making formal sexual harassment claims. In other very serious news, Brittany leaves beer cheese partner, Lala gets preggers, and Kyle gets a new love tat. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

**This is part 2**Time for the most important awards show of the year, The Golden Crappies! Get your ballgowns on and your limos gassed up, because we’re honoring the best and worst that Bravo had to offer this year. Thanks to everyone who came, who streamed and who celebrated with us! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

**This is part 1**Time for the most important awards show of the year, The Golden Crappies! Get your ballgowns on and your limos gassed up, because we’re honoring the best and worst that Bravo had to offer this year. Thanks to everyone who came, who streamed and who celebrated with us! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s part two of the Real Housewives of Miami reunion and Alexia is coming for Larsa, who sits back in her crown and reminds us all that her boyfriend is the son of a guy who’s very very famous ok? Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

One of our faves departs the castle, but not before being forced into a game involving a dirty pond. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Well, the Lindsay Carl breakup on Summer House is no longer a mystery: they’re both miserable. Will they be able to outdo Kyle and Amanda on the sad couple scale? Let’s find out! Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part 2 of a two-part recap*Time for the first part of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion, and Dorit is in the hot seat. Thankfully, her outfit is too hilarious to stay mad at for too long. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part 1 of a two-part recap*Time for the first part of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion, and Dorit is in the hot seat. Thankfully, her outfit is too hilarious to stay mad at for too long. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We imagined Tom taking the Broadway stage for the 2024 Golden Crappies with the ultimate, Most Extra man victim song of the year: "I'm Just Ken" from the Barbie Movie. Here's the not Tony or Grammy Award winning single from the show. Enjoy!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part 2 of a two-part recapNo one wants to hang out with Sandoval on Vanderpump Rules (S11E05), but Lisa’s wolfy restaurants don’t promote themselves. So, it’s off to Tahoe for an awkward group trip full of sledgehammers, bee stings, and Brock in a kimono.  Is this the first step towards Sandoval re-entering the group? Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part one of a two-part recapNo one wants to hang out with Sandoval on Vanderpump Rules (S11E05), but Lisa’s wolfy restaurants don’t promote themselves. So, it’s off to Tahoe for an awkward group trip full of sledgehammers, bee stings, and Brock in a kimono. Is this the first step towards Sandoval re-entering the group? Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A trip to the Dominican Republic on The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E14) sees the ladies playing more sassy games than ever before.  Ashley winds up singing, Karen gives us TMI, and Mia gets caught up in another ridiculous lie.  Meanwhile, over on Below Deck (S11E04), (around 42:00 minute mark) Fraser and Barbie continue to clash, Jared gets wasted, and Cat learns that forks go on the left, knives on the right. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes on Patreon:  See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dan’s stink continues to haunt Phaedra with another nail-biting episode of The Traitors (S02E09). Has our girl reached the end of the line?  Or will she squeak by another week?  It’s not looking good!  And grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes on Patreon.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Miami season finale (S06E17) offers emotional moments, passionate fights, and one itinerant pig.  In other words, we’re gasping, crying, and laughing all at once it seems. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes on Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s the season premiere of Summer House (S08E01)!  Sam and Chris are gone, West and Jesse are in, and Kyle now has a big banana named Mon.  But some things never change: Kyle and Amanda are still miserable, Lindsay are Carl are still pretending to be happy, and Ciara still loves a tall king.  Oh, and Craig bought a horse.  This is a lot. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes on Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to part 2 of our recap. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E17) concludes with an extravagant - and sort of strange - white party at SoFi Stadium.  And then afterwards, it’s the moment we’ve all been anticipating: Kyle and Mo’s separation.  This is part 1 of a two part recap.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes on Patreon!  Video Recaps: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part 1 of a two-part recap*The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E17) concludes with an extravagant - and sort of strange - white party at SoFi Stadium.  And then afterwards, it’s the moment we’ve all been anticipating: Kyle and Mo’s separation.  This is part 1 of a two part recap.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes on Patreon!  Video Recaps: http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to part 2 of a two-part recap!The cast grapples with whether or not to show grace to Tom Sandoval after Lisa makes an impassioned plea on behalf of his mental health. Plus, James throws his first pool party and later receives a heartwarming surprise. And grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes on Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part 1 of a two part recapThe cast grapples with whether or not to show grace to Tom Sandoval after Lisa makes an impassioned plea on behalf of his mental health. Plus, James throws his first pool party and later receives a heartwarming surprise. And grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes on Patreon!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this week’s Crappy Hour Live, we discuss Larsa and Marcus’ PR breakup stunt, Erika Jayne’s Hulu documentary, breaking up with a real housewife, and Bethenny’s war against Ziplock…plus all the latest news on @bravotv. We’re live every other Monday at 5:30 PM on Instagram Live and our YouTube Channel @watchwhatcrappens To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

RHOP goes on vacation and then on Below Deck (recap starts at 22:16 minutes) Fraser isn’t playing with Barbie and the Chef has put everyone on an unrequested diet. Is revolt far behind? To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on The Traitors (S02E08), it seems like the Faithful might be getting a bit smarter, so it’s up to Phaedra to choose a new Traitor to murrrrrrder everyone who stands in her way. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Larsa’s relationship is put under a microscope when Michael Jordan questions it on this week’s Real Housewives of Miami, and it cuts. It’s cuts real deep. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s the penultimate episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills’ season, and not much is going on so let’s watch Annemarie serve everyone cheap champagne and bring a conclusion to her 8.5 rated storyline for the season. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to part 2 of our Vanderpump Rules (S11E03) recap. Tom Sandoval confides in Lisa about his dark times and then tries to worm his way back into the group by crashing See You Next Tuesday at SUR.  Plus, New Scheana has a very Y2K fashion moment in the back alley with Tom.  To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tom Sandoval confides in Lisa about his dark times and then tries to worm his way back into the group by crashing See You Next Tuesday at SUR on Vanderpump Rules (S11E03).  Plus, New Scheana has a very Y2K fashion moment in the back alley with Tom.  This is a two part recap.  Stay tuned for part 2 soon!   To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We’re only one episode into Below Deck (S11E02) and things are already going to crap. The stews are fighting, the bosun is in a fog, and the guests are infecting the hot tub. This can only mean one thing: it’s gonna be a good season! To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Things start looking bad for a certain player this week on The Traitors, so the producers step in and save them with ye ole cleansing fire. It’s all very Biblical. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Things start looking bad for a certain player this week on The Traitors, so the producers step in and save them with ye ole cleansing fire. It’s all very Biblical. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Miami (S06E15) resumes with the most chaotic gondola ride in human history, followed by a gay pride celebration (natch), and finally Kiki baring her soul to Lisa, who, unsurprisingly, is awful about it!  To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House trailer bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E15), Sutton spreads Merce’s ashes - mainly on the other women - and then everyone attempts some flamenco dancing because… Spain! To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Summer House bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to part 2 of our Vanderpump Rules recap (S11E02).  Sandoval makes his big return just in time for his birthday party. But the real star is his assistant Ann, who must balance between his social calendar and Ariana’s emo night plans. Grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Sandoval makes his big return to Vanderpump Rules (S11E02), just in time for his birthday party. But the real star is his assistant Ann, who must balance between his social calendar and Ariana’s emo night plans. This is part 1 of a two parter. Grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this week’s Instagram Live chat, we discuss Kandi leaving RHOA, the Summer House/RHONY/Southern Hospitality love triangle, RHOBH reunion gossip, the Traitors, and rumors that a certain city might be given another chance. Join us live every other Monday on Instagram Live @watchwhatcrappens  To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Below Deck returns for its eleventh season with a new captain and some really horny swinger guests from Texas. Will their constant boners be the death of ours? To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A renegade tries the wrong Housewife on this week’s episode of the Traitors. Will he be muuuuuurdered for it? To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A boat ride turns into a juice box assault disaster on Real Housewives of Miami when Lisa loses her shizz because people ask her not to feed the local dogs by tossing chicken into the water. Yes. This is actually what this episode is about, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part two of a two-part recap*The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E14) are still in Spain. Crystal has a blood pressure freakout, Erika gets snockered after a day of praying, and Sutton throws a dinner party with her dead dance teacher. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part one of a two-part recap* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E14) are still in Spain. Crystal has a blood pressure freakout, Erika gets snockered after a day of praying, and Sutton throws a dinner party with her dead dance teacher. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab both live and streaming tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

**This is part 2 of a two-part recap**Vanderpump Rules returns for season 11 and there’s brand new melancholy music, a sad man alone with his plants, and a lot of people trying to figure out how they’re supposed to like each other all the sudden. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Vanderpump Rules returns for season 11 and there’s brand new melancholy music, a sad man alone with his plants, and a lot of people trying to figure out how they’re supposed to like each other all the sudden. To watch the video version of this recap and for this week’s Southern Hospitality bonus episode, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Southern Hospitality (S02E07) kids head to Miami for their big trip, but there’s tension in the crew.  Maddi hates everyone, Oishin is a sore sport, and Brad seeks BJ rumor redemption.  At least Will doesn’t have a sling anymore!To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The reality stars continue to run around like chickens with their heads cut off on The Traitors (S02EP05), which is appropriate because it’s all about wacky birds on this week’s episode.  Plus, a familiar face returns to the castle.  Then on Potomac Karen attempts to engineer a cast trip to Surrey county.  Instead, a few of them do yardwork.   RHOP discussion starts at around 39:00To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The reality stars continue to run around like chickens with their heads cut off on The Traitors (S02EP05), which is appropriate because it’s all about wacky birds on this week’s episode. Plus, a familiar face returns to the castle. Then on Potomac Karen attempts to engineer a cast trip to Surrey County. Instead, a few of them do yardwork.   RHOP discussion starts at around 01:39:00To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 17 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s off to Mexico City for The Real Housewives of Miami (S06E13) where Alexia and Larsa get into a Todd fight.  Meanwhile, Marysol overheats, Kiki is horny, and Lisa tries to order a red velvet cake.  Plus, Guerdy confronts Larsa at a performance art dinner with half naked waiters in bunny masks.  To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 27 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E13) cast trip gets under way as the ladies head to Spain where they encounter a sexy chef, some small ghosts, and Annemarie’s questionable apology tour.  It’s enough to make you hop out of a van and puke on the side of the road.  To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 27 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part two of a two-part episode*The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E19) concludes its three part season 4 Reunion with a flop of a burn hook and an equally as floppy shiner confession. Is anyone here to be believed, and is Monica gone for good? Fingers crossed for a Linda surprise. To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 27 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part one of a two-part episode*The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E19) concludes its three-part season 4 Reunion with a flop of a burn hook and an equally as floppy shiner confession. Is anyone here to be believed, and is Monica gone for good? Fingers crossed for a Linda surprise. To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 27 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this week’s Crappy Hour, we’re talking the end of #RHOSLC and the RealityVonTease fallout, Esophagate on #RHOBH, Rodrigo from Southern Charm’s nasty DMs, and all the #BravoTV news we can fit. Join us every other Monday at 5:30 PM PST To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And don’t forget to grab tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Feb 17 at the Palace Theater in LA. Links at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Below Deck Med ends a disastrous season with an attempt to ruffle Kye’s feathers by bringing back Natalya for one last appearance. Will it work? Let’s find out. To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And don’t forget to grab tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Feb 17 at the Palace Theater in LA. Links at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Traitors (S02E04) got pretty intense this week when someone decided to try an f with the Real Housewives. Will this power alliance get destroyed before it’s even begun? We chat about Real Housewives of Potomac’s Mother’s Day Brunch and Robyn/Candiace sit down after the recap, at about 1hr 18 minute-mark. To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. And grab tickets for the 2024 Golden Crappies Awards Feb 27 at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Southern Charm (S09E17) ends its ninth season with a reunion finale that goes round and round the Austen carousel of douchery. To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E12) takes us to another Homeless Not Toothless event, this time with the added pleasure of a one-season wonder arguing over someone else’s esophagus. To watch the video version of this recap and for our bonus episodes, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The second Real Housewives of Salt Lake City reunion episode (S04E18) welcomes Mary M. Cosby back to the reunion stage, but first: a good old fashioned staircase fight.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Peacock dropped the first three episodes of The Traitors US over the weekend, and we are fully obsessedah.  For this episode we are catching up on what happened, talking about our favorite moments, and making predictions for the future. Needless to say: spoiler alert.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oisin pulls back the curtain on his milky OnlyFans on this week’s Southern Hospitality (S02E05), and James Kennedy makes a cameo appearance to spin some records at a local coffee shop.  At the 01:10:00 mark, we pivot over to Real Housewives of Potomac to check in on this week’s latest episode.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Real Housewives of Miami (S06E11) Marysol throws a shopping spree party and invites everyone but Nicole.  Meanwhile, Lisa goes to a bank with Logan and teaches valuable life lessons.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Southern Charm season nine reunion (S09E16) kicks off with Shep confronting his waning value and Taylor outing Olivia’s most shameful secret.  Plus, a lot of movie references from JT..Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s a touching episode of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E11) as Kyle pays tribute to her late friend, but that doesn’t mean there wasn’t still pettiness on display.  Annemarie continues to keep Esophagusgate alive, which is… a choice.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to our recap of RHOSLC (S04E17). After last week’s legendary Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finale, we could not wait for the reunion, and this episode did not disappoint.  We break down everything from Monica’s show application email to Lisa’s ring to Whitney’s dubious claims.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After last week’s legendary Real Housewives of Salt Lake City finale, we could not wait for the reunion, and this episode (S04E17) did not disappoint.  We break down everything from Monica’s show application email to Lisa’s ring to Whitney’s dubious claims.  It’s a two parter from us.  Stick around for the second half of our recap in, coming shortly!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

They're dropping like anchors on Below Deck Med (S08E14) as the crew gets sick one after another. Not to be outdone, Kyle takes another turn around the lazy Susan and stays in bed all episode with a headache. Don't worry, he magically recovers when it's time to twerk. Will Captain Sandy write another autobiography about standing up to the Frenchman who lied about not being served pasta? Let's dive in! For links to watch this recap as a Crappens On Demand Video, hear our Patreon bonuses, or to buy tickets for The 2024 Golden Crappies Live From The Palace Theater in Los Angeles Feb 17th, visit watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s a very mysteries somewhat solved-ish live sesh when we search for timeline truths in the Monica Fowler/Darnell/Garcia Real Housewives of Salt Lake City/RealityVonTease scandal. Join us with your tinfol hats and your TikTok sleuthing, we’re going in! For links to watch this recap as a Crappens On Demand Video, hear our Patreon bonuses, or to buy tickets for The 2024 Golden Crappies Live From The Palace Theater in Los Angeles Feb 17th, visit watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The ladies of Real Housewives of Potomac are spending their fifth month in Austin on tonight's celebration of drag and dragging. Robyn and Candiace try to make us care about yet another round of their arguing, Karen gets paintings done of her iconic fence self, and Juan is still choosing "laundry" over supporting his wife. For links to watch this recap as a Crappens On Demand Video, hear our Patreon bonuses, or to buy tickets for The 2024 Golden Crappies Live From The Palace Theater in Los Angeles Feb 17th, visit watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We join forces with Steel and Shooter from the Brav Bros to discuss what might be coming up on the RHOSLC three part reunion and the current state of our mutual love, Bravo. Subscribe to the guys wherever you get your podcasts, follow them on Insta @brav_bros and grab tickets for their first live show in NYC on January 25. While you're at it, grab tickets to our next live show, the 2024 Golden Crappies Live from The Palace Theater in Los Angeles Feb 17! Find tickets and links to our Patreon bonus episodes and Crappens On Demand Video Recaps at watchwhatcrappens.comSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

For real life royals, the crown jewels can be more like shiny handcuffs. There are expectations and rules – and if you break them, the consequences are big, and very public. And no, we’re not just talking about Harry and Meghan. There are royal families and wild royal tales from around the world and throughout history that you have never heard before. From Wondery comes the latest from Even the Rich co-hosts Brooke Siffrinn and Aricia Skidmore-Williams, EVEN THE ROYALS. Even the Royals takes you inside the cloistered world of royal families, past and present, where wealth and status often come at the expense of your freedom – and maybe even your life. In these stories, very human emotions, like jealousy, love, disgust, have the power to reshape the world. This is just a preview of Even the Royals. Listen to the full episode wherever you get your podcasts, or at wondery.fm/eventheroyals. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip RHONY (S04E06) ends its season with a sexy disco party and some good ole fashioned Ramona on Service Worker abuse. Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out our Patreon bonus about online shopping and our holiday breaks.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is Part Two of a two part recap Southern Charm (S09E15) ends its season by trying to convince us one last time that Taylor is anything more than a pod person and fails. Fortunately, Austen is here to act despicably and try to push the little fella off a stool to give us a nice bang up finish. Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out our Patreon bonus about online shopping and our holiday breaks.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is Part One of a two-part recap Southern Charm (S09E15) ends its season by trying to convince us one last time that Taylor is anything more than a pod person and fails. Fortunately, Austen is here to act despicably and try to push the little fella off a stool to give us a nice bang-up finish. Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out our Patreon bonus about online shopping and our holiday breaks.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Miami celebrate Mother’s Day, which turns into an all out crisis when Ana shows up and reminds everyone that Marsold is a rotting corpse. Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out our Patreon bonus about online shopping and our holiday breaks.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dorit bounces off the walls of her bubble in this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kyle cries and calls everyone mean, and Sutton finally finds a man who’s into tiny esophaguses and karaoke. Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideo and check out this week’s Patreon bonus episode about online shopping and our holiday break.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to part 2 of our recap. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 finale (S04E16) was so riveting, so shocking, so unbelievable that we don’t know what to do with ourselves. Come join us in the Bermuda Triangle for this monumental hour of television.  Put it in the Library of Congress! Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 finale (S04E16) was so riveting, so shocking, so unbelievable that we don’t know what to do with ourselves. Come join us in the Bermuda Triangle for this monumental hour of television.  Put it in the Library of Congress!  This is part 1 of a 2 part recap.  Stay tuned for part 2!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tensions rise on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy (S04E03) as Kelly accuses Kristen of being a “host.”  Meanwhile, Luann grills Kelly for withholding access to NY Rangers games.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: RHONY Legacy (S04E02), Sonja invokes the B-word:  Bethenny.  Later, a bunch of bored waiters trudge into the villa and pretend to enjoy themselves.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is Part Four of a four-part recap!* For this year’s Holiday Movie Crossover Extravaganza with Matt and Poodle from The Reality Gays Podcast, we’re covering Lifetime’s ode to big haired blonde divas from our past, Ladies of the 80’s. To get the video versions, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is Part Three of a four-part recap!* For this year’s Holiday Movie Crossover Extravaganza with Matt and Poodle from The Reality Gays Podcast, we’re covering Lifetime’s ode to big haired blonde divas from our past, Ladies of the 80’s. To get the video versions, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is Part TWO of a four-part recap!* For this year’s Holiday Movie Crossover Extravaganza with Matt and Poodle from The Reality Gays Podcast, we’re covering Lifetime’s ode to big haired blonde divas from our past, Ladies of the 80’s. To get the video versions, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is Part One of a four part recap!* For this year’s Holiday Movie Crossover Extravaganza with Matt and Poodle from The Reality Gays Podcast, we’re covering Lifetime’s ode to big haired blonde divas from our past, Ladies of the 80’s. To get the video versions, go to Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We’re checking in with the latest episodes of Southern Charm and Real Housewives of Miami with two mini recaps.  First, the women confront Lisa about her Lenny-itis on RHOM.  Then Taylor tries to apologize to Olivia on Southern Charm, and guess what?  It doesn’t go well.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E09) blows out 2023 with an explosive Taco Tuesday party.  There’s microaggressions, OnlyFans aggressions, and Sutton aggressions — plus Kim Richards.  It’s all the awkward, hilarious fun we could dream of.  This is part two of a two part recap.  Check out our feed for part 2!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E09) blows out 2023 with an explosive Taco Tuesday party.  There’s microaggressions, OnlyFans aggressions, and Sutton aggressions — plus Kim Richards.  It’s all the awkward, hilarious fun we could dream of.  This is part one of a two part recap.  Stick around for part 2 dropping soon!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Picking up where we left off on the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E15), the women corner Meredith about DMs, but she manages to turn the ship — or catamaran — around. Afterwards, Whitney remembers she needs to fight; so she tries it with Heather over exploitation of boudoir photos.  This is part two of a two part recap. If you missed the first half, check out our feed and remember to subscribe!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Oh no! It’s the second to last Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E15) of the season! The women corner Meredith about DMs, but she manages to turn the ship — or catamaran — around. Afterwards, Whitney remembers she needs to fight; so she tries it with Heather over exploitation of boudoir photos.  This is part one of a two part recap. Stay tuned for part two!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We start with a mini Below Deck Med catchup before diving into Southern Hospitality (S02E02) Recap, which starts at around 20 minutes in. Maddie can’t decide what to do about her possibly cheating boyfriend and his phone charging irresponsibility, Joey Marbles gets a mancrush, and Leva shows zero forgiveness. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E07) continue to find the loudest locations to shoot this week in Austin and Candiace has a cryangle fest at chickenpoo bingo. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Miami (S06E07) are in Palm Beach to help Lisa express her feelings through the sense of smell, and Marysol is accused of doing Marysol-like things. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules preview. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part two of a two part recap! Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip returns for its fourth season starring the previous cast of Real Housewives of New York! Will Ramona be able to keep up the “new woman” act? Will Dorinda be able to stop herself from drunkenly screaming at someone? Will Luann ever admit to banging that pirate? No. The answer to every one of those questions is no. Oh. Spoiler alert. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part one of a two part recap! Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip returns for its fourth season starring the previous cast of Real Housewives of New York! Will Ramona be able to keep up the “new woman” act? Will Dorinda be able to stop herself from drunkenly screaming at someone? Will Luann ever admit to banging that pirate? No. The answer to every one of those questions is no. Oh. Spoiler alert. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Southern Charm (S09E13) is still partying on the beach this week and Shep and Austen are still yelling in circles trying to out douche each other. You both win! Taylor shocks everyone by standing up and finally admitting… This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part two of a two-parter! AnneMarie ruffles some feathers at Sutton’s store celebration when she questions her esophageal strife on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E08). Luckily, Kim Richards is here to offer to color on the walls. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

AnneMarie ruffles some feathers at Sutton’s store celebration when she questions her esophageal strife on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E08). Luckily, Kim Richards is here to offer to color on the walls. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of the Vanderpump Rules trailer. You can get it and or watch this recap on video at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to part 2 of the recap. The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E14) continues its chaotic trip to Bermuda. There’s a sweet breakfast, a heartbreaking twist, and of course a giant screaming match while everyone’s dressed like pirates.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E14) continues its chaotic trip to Bermuda. There’s a sweet breakfast, a heartbreaking twist, and of course a giant screaming match while everyone’s dressed like pirates.  This is part one of a  two-part episode.  Keep an eye out for part 2!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week in @bravotv News: #pumprules Trailer, Scheana and Schwartz make out goss, Guerdy being disinvited from Crystal’s, Morgan Wade showing up to Kathy Hilton’s, and all of your questions. #vanderpumprules #RHOBH #RHOM #SouthernCharm #WinterHouse Join us every other Monday at 530 PST here on Instagram Live! Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s part 2 of our Southern Hospitality (S02E01) recap. Leva is cracking down on drinking on the job, and she means business! That’s why she brought in Lea, a lady in a blazer, to NIP THINGS IN THE BUD.  Watch out!  Also, Maddie’s got a shovel!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s a Below Deck Med + Southern Hospitality double recap! First, we catch up on Kyle’s latest pity party on the yacht.  Then on Southern Hospitality (S02E01), Leva is cracking down on drinking on the job, and she means business! That’s why she brought in Lea, a lady in a blazer, to NIP THINGS IN THE BUD.  Watch out!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E06)  continue their trip to Austen where they confront Robyn about Juan rumors, leading her to break down in a car. Plus, Karen threatens to take down the entire Apple corporation.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Miami (S06E06) heads to Palm Beach for aromatherapy tests and gay panic, but not before Julia finally sings her aria!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Southern Charm cast trip to Jamaica (S09E12) gets predictably messy after a Page Six article re-opens some wounds that never closed in the first place.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to part 2 of our recap! The latest dinner party from hell on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E07) concludes with more slurring, more accusations, and more low blows. It doesn’t seem like Kyle and Sutton’s friendship can come back from this… but that implies they were ever really friends in the first place.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The latest dinner party from hell on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E07) concludes with more slurring, more accusations, and more low blows. It doesn’t seem like Kyle and Sutton’s friendship can come back from this… but that implies they were ever really friends in the first place.  This is a two part recap.  Stay tuned for the second half shortly!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E13) finally leaves U.S. for its first ever international vacay. We learn you can take Meredith Marks out of the bath but not the bath out of Meredith Marks. It’s a slurry, petty mess in Bermuda - tinged with the usual friendship battles and a soupçon of Greek mafia rumors. This show has it all.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s all mops on deck when the new stew can’t handle her liquor her first night out in this week’s Below Deck Med (S08E11). Unfortunately, there aren’t many mops that aren’t napping because Luka messed up scheduling. Sandy’s mad m’kay? This week’s bonus is a Cyber Monday shopping fest. Enjoy! Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The ladies of Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E05) take on Austin, TX and do their best to fight about idol submissions and pie analogies in the middle of a construction zone. Just remember I AM THE PIE. YOU RIDE ME. This week’s bonus is a Cyber Monday shopping fest. Enjoy! Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Southern Charm crew goes to Jamaica this week as Austen tries to convince us he has feelings and Madison tries to convince us he cares. This week’s bonus is a Cyber Monday shopping fest. Enjoy! Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Julia throws her F**k Cancer party on The Real Housewives of Miami, but can she get everyone to stop fighting about…cancer? This week’s bonus is a Cyber Monday shopping fest. Enjoy! Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is Part Two of a two parter! Also available on video.* It’s THE week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills that Kyle hopes we’ve all been waiting for. We meet the object of Kyle’s stalkerish obsession, Morgan Wade. Call her a good friend, but she doesn’t stop Kyle from getting another basic b Claire’s Boutique tat, so how good of a friend can she really be? This week’s bonus is a Cyber Monday shopping fest. Enjoy! Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is Part One of a two parter! Also available on video.* It’s THE week on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills that Kyle hopes we’ve all been waiting for. We meet the object of Kyle’s stalkerish obsession, Morgan Wade. Call her a good friend, but she doesn’t stop Kyle from getting another basic b Claire’s Boutique tat, so how good of a friend can she really be? This week’s bonus is a Cyber Monday shopping fest. Enjoy! Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to part 2 of our recap. After Whitney experiences a devastating loss, she winds up in a fight with Lisa at Meredith’s jewelry event on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E12).Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This recap opens with a catch up of Below Deck Med! To get right to RHOSLC, go to the 32 minute mark!* After Whitney experiences a devastating loss, she winds up in a fight with Lisa at Meredith’s jewelry event on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E12). Plus, we catch up on the latest Below Deck Med. This is a two part recap. Keep an eye out for part 2 coming shortly in your feed.The RHOSLC recap starts at around 32:00.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Crappy Hour is full of breaking news: Caroline Stanbury’s “botched” facelift, RHOBH adultery rumors via FBoy Island, Variety’s Women in Reality Power List, and most importantly of all: 10 surprise facts about Jessel Taank.  Be sure to tune in every other Monday at 8:30PM ET / 5:30PM PT live on Instagram (@watchwhatcrappens) and on Youtube (watchwhatcrappens) so that you too can be part of the fun!  And be sure to check out this week’s FULL episode on IG with special cameos from Ryan Bailey and Noor from The Reality Is… podcast.  See you then!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Karen tries to host a healing pickleball summit on Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E04), but things go left when Nneka accuses Wendy’s mom of shrine-nanigans. The episode leaves us asking what’s worse: to be cursed or unfriended on Facebook.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to part two of our two part recap! Heather teaches the women how to churn butter and wear bonnets on a very pioneering RHOSLC (S04E11).  It’s all fun and games until Lisa wants to kick Monica off the covered wagon.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Heather teaches the women how to churn butter and wear bonnets on a very pioneering RHOSLC (S04E11).  It’s all fun and games until Lisa wants to kick Monica off the covered wagon.  This is part one of a two part recap.  Stay tuned for part two!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Below Deck Med (S08E09), the toxic situation between Kyle and Natalia reaches a breaking point, and Sandy is furious about it.Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E03), Wendy’s children receive their first communion while Nneka reveals that there may or may not have been a hex placed on her name.  Plus, a big bites Karen!Watch with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We’re checking in on Married to Medicine (S10E03) this week, and we’re just in time for Quad to crash her ex husband’s new almost bride’s bachelorette party. How many times will this cast try to unsweeten the tea? The most recent premium bonus is a two parter about Bravocon. Find it and all our videos at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Larsa takes about five minutes to betray Guerdy’s confidence on this week’s Real Housewives of Miami, and the girls gather to welcome Marcus Jordan back home after a five day trip so that Lisa has a place to monologue about what a monster Lenny is. The most recent premium bonus is a two parter about Bravocon. Find it and all our videos at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The men of Southern Charm (S09E10) gather for their annual Douche Dinner at Patricia’s house, where Shep loses his cool trying to win a competition over Taylor and Austen slips up when retelling his makeout story. Mmhmm. The most recent premium bonus is a two parter about Bravocon. Find it and all our videos at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part TWO of a two parter! Enjoy!* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E04) wrap up their Vegas trip with a very mild ride on a bull and then Kyle and Sutton get into it over the Tragic Mike incident. The most recent premium bonus is a two parter about Bravocon. Find it and all our videos at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part one of a two parter! Enjoy!* The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E04) wrap up their Vegas trip with a very mild ride on a bull and then Kyle and Sutton get into it over the Tragic Mike incident. The most recent premium bonus is a two parter about Bravocon. Find it and all our videos at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to part 2 of our Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E10) recap.  Lisa Barlow drops it like it’s lukewarm with a hip hop remix of “Away in a Manger” for Heather’s book event.  Plus, Monica gets her car back, but not without more drama.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E10), Lisa Barlow drops it like it’s lukewarm with a hip hop remix of “Away in a Manger” for Heather’s book event.  Plus, Monica gets her car back, but not without more drama.  This is part 1 of a two part recap!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Monicassaince has arrived.  RHOSLC’s Monica is suddenly at the heart of so many scandals we can barely keep up.  But we sure do try! Plus, Tre and Tamra are fighting, and so are Alexia and Adriana.  Tune in every other Monday at 8:30 ET / 5:30 PT on IG and youtube: @watchwhatcrappens Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The interior team on Below Deck Med (S0808) is one of the most toxic we’ve seen, and everyone is at fault.  But it’s hard to top Kyle, who berates Jessica and then flops on the floor in a puddle of anxiety.  It’s anger inducing.  And great TV.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Ashley gets blatantly messy, pitting Wendy against new girl Nneka on The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E2).  Plus new taglines reveal that Robyn doesn’t care and Karen is a fence!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A sleepy Southern Charm vacation (S09E09) takes a nasty turn after a ping pong game unearths ugly outbursts.  But maybe love can conquer all?  After all, just look at the undeniable chemistry of America’s sweethearts, Olivia and Rod…  Oh hey, this is episode #2222 - how cool!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to part 2 of our recap!  On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E03), the gang heads to Magic Mike XXL for some rowdy fun, but Sutton is less than impressed when her fancy pants go to waste.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E03), the gang heads to Magic Mike XXL for some rowdy fun, but Sutton is less than impressed when her fancy pants go to waste. This is part 1 of a two parter!!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Real Housewives of Miami (S06E02), Guerdy shares her cancer battle with some of the girls while Marysol hosts a gay lunch.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back to part 2 of our SLC recap!  Whitney throws two chaotic parties on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E09).  The first ends with children hopped up on soda; the second ends with Monica and Lisa fighting at a sound bath.  Angie is still Greek.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Whitney throws two chaotic parties on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E09).  The first ends with children hopped up on soda; the second ends with Monica and Lisa fighting at a sound bath.  Angie is still Greek.  This is part 1 of a two part recap!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Potomac are back for an eighth season and they start out by finally asking Robyn what the hell is going on in her relationship. Also, Mia isn’t a CEO anymore you guys. Brace yourselves. Available as a Crappens On Demand Video. This week’s bonus episode is a ranking of the most reasonable phobias. Why? We have no idea. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensGet all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Welcome back! Special guest Rae Sanni joins to break down this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E02).  We’re talking about Dorit’s latest theft tale and Kyle’s tattoo instigation.  Plus, the latest Page Six mess that we’ve found ourselves in the middle of.  This is part 2 of a two part ep!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Special guest Rae Sanni joins to break down this week’s Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E02).  We’re talking about Dorit’s latest theft tale and Kyle’s tattoo instigation.  Plus, the latest Page Six mess that we’ve found ourselves in the middle of.  This is part 1 of a two part ep!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s a very single Valentines Day on Southern Charm, so the boys head to Shep’s family cabin. Austen has been caught with Olivia’s bra in his apartment, and the only thing messier is Shep trying to make appetizing mac n cheese. This week’s bonus episode is a ranking of the most reasonable phobias. Why? We have no idea. Enjoy! Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Real Housewives of Miami is back for season 6 and Alexia throws a New Horizons party to get the cast (and audience) back on her side after she went too far at the reunion and Todd recorded a seven cycle apology to Anthony on Instagram. There’s laughter, tears, and a very cute wailing goat. This is part 2 of a 2 part episode! This week’s bonus episode is a ranking of the most reasonable phobias. Why? We have no idea. Enjoy! Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensGet all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Real Housewives of Miami is back for season 6 and Alexia throws a New Horizons party to get the cast (and audience) back on her side after she went too far at the reunion and Todd recorded a seven cycle apology to Anthony on Instagram. There’s laughter, tears, and a very cute wailing goat. This is part 1 of a 2 part episode! This week’s bonus episode is a ranking of the most reasonable phobias. Why? We have no idea. Enjoy! Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensGet all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The melodrama comes fast and hard on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E08) as Monica and her mother hash out their generational trauma over lobster enchiladas. It’s so riveting we almost forget Mary Cosby calling Whitney a bobblehead and Meredith crying over her brush with death. Another amazing episode.  This is part 2 of a 2 part episode!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The melodrama comes fast and hard on Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E08) as Monica and her mother hash out their generational trauma over lobster enchiladas. It’s so riveting we almost forget Mary Cosby calling Whitney a bobblehead and Meredith crying over her brush with death. Another amazing episode.  This is part 1 of a 2 part episode!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We are talking about the alleged Bravo bombshell article in Vanity Fair — was this shocking or just stuff we already knew?  Plus, rumors about RHONJ and Southern Charm.  Be sure to join us for Crappy Hour every other Monday at 8:30 ET / 5:30 PT on Instagram and Youtube: @watchwhatcrappens.  See you there :) See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of New York season comes to a conclusion with reunion part 2 (S14E16).  Once again the women hammer Jessel on her privilege before moving on to two different tearjerker segments.  It all ends with Uba and Erin hashing out their Anguilla drama, and Andy running out of tissues.  This is part 1 of a 2 part recap.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of New York season comes to a conclusion with reunion part 2 (S14E16).  Once again the women hammer Jessel on her privilege before moving on to two different tearjerker segments.  It all ends with Uba and Erin hashing out their Anguilla drama, and Andy running out of tissues.  This is part 1 of a 2 part recap.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

JT hosts a dinner party in his new event space on Southern Charm (S09E07), and group comes together to have civilized conversation.  Just kidding! They corner Taylor for sending nude pics!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

JT hosts a dinner party in his new event space on Southern Charm (S09E07), and group comes together to have civilized conversation.  Just kidding! They corner Taylor for sending nude pics!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s part two of our season premiere recap of  The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E01).  The women gather to mend with a healer named Eagle Woman, and then Kyle and Dorit return to their crumbling marriages.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s season premiere time for The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (S13E01).  The women gather to mend with a healer named Eagle Woman, and then Kyle and Dorit return to their crumbling marriages.  This is part one of a two part recap.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The third season premiere of Winter House (S03E01) kicks off with a new batch of sloppy young people.  Cast members from Below Deck, Summer House, Vanderpump Rules, and even Family Karma come together to open cabinets, unpack clothing, and be pervy.  Fun!Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This episode is available as a video at Crappens On Demand* Below Deck Med tries to deal with Max’s laziness. It’s a tough employee pond to wade through this season, but at least the man knows how to do some dips. For this week’s bonus, Ronnie talked to one of our besties, the amazing and hilarious Ryan Bailey of the So Bad It’s Good podcast. We talk about the state of Bravo, Bethenny, and the upcoming RHOBH season.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This episode is available as a video at Crappens On Demand* This is part two of a two part recap. The Real Housewives of New York have their first reunion, and it’s very teary and denim-y. Enjoy this two parter! For this week’s bonus, Ronnie talked to one of our besties, the amazing and hilarious Ryan Bailey (@sobaditsgood) of the So Bad It’s Good podcast. We talk about the state of Bravo.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This episode is available as a video at Crappens On Demand* This is part one of a two part recap. The Real Housewives of New York have their first reunion, and it’s very teary and denim-y. Enjoy this two parter! For this week’s bonus, Ronnie talked to one of our besties, the amazing and hilarious Ryan Bailey (@sobaditsgood) of the So Bad It’s Good podcast. We talk about the state of Bravo.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This bonus would normally be a Patreon Subscriber perk but this week it’s free to all. There’s a video available on Patreon* Ben is recuperating and getting ready to come back to us, but in the meantime, Ronnie spends this week’s bonus talking to one of our besties, the amazing and hilarious Ryan Bailey (@sobaditsgood) of the So Bad It’s Good podcast. We talk about the state of Bravo, Bethenny’s vendetta, and new formulas. Find all of Ryan’s links here: https://linktr.ee/sobaditsgoodGet all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* Ben is still recovering from appendicitis so Ronnie is on his own for a half of a Southern Charm recap. Patricia calls Michael the butler, Venita has a scene with her dog, and tragedy strikes Charleston. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of Real Housewives of Potomac.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* Ben is out sick for this Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Recap, so it’s up to Ronnie to tackle Greek Easter, Whitney and Justin’s relationship, and Monica showing her ass (figuratively) in front of children. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of Real Housewives of Potomac.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The one and only Captain Lee drops by for a chat on this week’s Crappy Hour Live, and then we dive into Meghan McCain’s new podcast, most likely fake goss about Candiace (RHOP) getting cheated on, and Tinsley Mortimer (RHONY) getting engaged. Join us every other Monday on Instagram Live @watchwhatcrappens to get the full experience! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* Sandy is going to need to draw a line after tonight’s insane Below Deck Med episode. Talya has lost it and the new deckie is on pull-up away from being pushed off board. Get Norma on the line, she’s about to be really busy. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of Real Housewives of Potomac.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* This is Part Two of a two-part recap. Season Finale time for Real Housewives of New York City, where Brynn ruins her own birthday with a messy game and Sai gets mad cuz it’s her hobby. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of Real Housewives of Potomac.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Season Finale time for Real Housewives of New York City, where Brynn ruins her own birthday with a messy game and Sai gets mad cuz it’s her hobby. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of Real Housewives of Potomac.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensWe're the longest running Bravo comedy recap podcast! Find us at https://www.watchwhatcrappens.comTikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@watchwhatcrappensInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/watchwhatcrappens/Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* Shep tries to prove how ok he is with Austen messing with his bird that he cooks a bird and makes everyone eat it. It’s … disturbing. Cut the pheasantries, it’s a good old fashioned Southern Charm dinner party fight! This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* This is Part Two of a two part recap. The Real Housewives of Orange County ends its reunion with claw hands, lessons from the Storms School of Interpretive dance, and tears. Lots of tears. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* This is Part One of a Part Two recap. The Real Housewives of Orange County ends its reunion with claw hands, lessons from the Storms School of Interpretive dance, and tears. Lots of tears. This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This episode is available as a Patreon Crappens On Demand video!* On this week’s Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, Meredith is confronted for a gossip faux pas against Opa Angie and Lisa freaks out that Heather apologized to anyone other than Lisa for anything.  This week’s bonus episode is a Trailer Trash breakdown of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On the Below Deck Mediterranean (S08E03), Tumi and Natalya’s relationship rapidly erodes, and guess who’s at the center of it?  Good ol’ Kyle.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On the Real Housewives of New York (S13E13), Sai and Erin corner Pavit about his upcoming trip to Vietnam during a contentious evening at putt putt.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Taylor and Austen’s secret threatens to destroy the love rhombus they share with Shep and Olivia. Not even the safe confines of Republic can ease the tension on this week’s Southern Charm (S09E04).Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s time for the Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E17) reunion!  For this first episode, Jenn and Tamra squabble about Ryan, Taylor levels with Heather (actress to actress), and Gina threatens to quit over Shannon’s careless words.This is part two of a two-part recap.  If you’re looking for part one, check out the Watch What Crappens podcast feed here:  https://art19.com/shows/watch-what-crappens-wonderyGet all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s time for the Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E17) reunion!  For this first episode, Jenn and Tamra squabble about Ryan, Taylor levels with Heather (actress to actress), and Gina threatens to quit over Shannon’s careless words.This is part one of a two-part recap.  Keep an eye out for part two on your podcast feed.Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is Part Two of a Two Part Recap! *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City shows us what’s under Meredith and Lisa’s faces and comes out with what’s really behind these wumorz aboud tha huzzzband at the Apres Vida party. This week's bonus episode is about failed food and reboot recipes, respectively. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is Part One of a Two Part Recap! *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of Salt Lake City shows us what’s under Meredith and Lisa’s faces and comes out with what’s really behind these wumorz aboud tha huzzzband at the Apres Vida party. This week's bonus episode is about failed food and reboot recipes, respectively. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This week’s Crappy Hour Live was chatter about Sai DeSilva affair allegations, Joe Gorga’s new life as an non practicing attorney, and Jen and Danielle’s RHONJ suspension. Join us the first and third Monday of the month on Instagram Live @watchwhatcrappens at 5:30PM PST. This week's bonus episode is about failed food and reboot recipes, respectively. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Med keeps the drama going when Tumi shows up to do her job and Natalya’s hackles rise. Will everyone make it out alive? This week's bonus episode is about failed food and reboot recipes, respectively. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are back in the city and ready to get wacky! Erin and Abe wanna swing "with a gay guy", whatever that means, and Sai gets together with Jessel to let her know that her trauma will never be as impressive as Sai's. This week's bonus is about failed recipes both on our stoves and on Bravo. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

JT’s seeds of doubt start growing into a beautiful drama tree on Southern Charm when a game of telephone leads Oliva to confront Taylor about just what did go down between her and Austen.Watch this episode with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part two of a two part recap!* It’s a Freakshow themed finale for Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E16), and Tamra shows up dressed like the demented evil clown she is. In other shocking developments, Taylor gets wasted and deepthroats an ice cream cone while everyone marvels at how rich her friends are.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*This is part one of a two part recap! There is no video for this one* It’s a Freakshow themed finale for Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E16), and Tamra shows up dressed like the demented evil clown she is. In other shocking developments, Taylor gets wasted and deepthroats an ice cream cone while everyone marvels at how rich her friends are. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E04), a simple drag makeup competition devolves into pure chaos, starting with Lisa Barlow’s glam squad and ending with Angie calling Meredith a trampoline with eyes.Watch this episode with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on the season premiere of Below Deck Mediterranean (S08E01), the new bosun may or may not be a total imposter. Plus, immigration ties up half the interior crew.  It’s the perfect disaster to start the season off with!Watch this episode with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Real Housewives of New York (S14E11), Erin attempts to play the victim in her fight with Ubah, but no one buys it.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Southern Charm (S09E02), we meet new cast members and learn that Austen and Taylor had a sleepover. Shep’s totally cool, man.  Totally cool...Watch this episode with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E15), the trip to Mexico culminates with the group beating Heather Dubrow into submission, but not before visiting a shaman and learning about Vicki’s massage tricks.Watch this episode with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It’s part two of our epic recap of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E03). The women have styled each other, and now they’re off to enjoy a drunken dinner where Meredith turns British and has a Hall of Fame meltdown.Watch this episode with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City (S04E03), the women style each other, which is about as much of a disaster as you would think it would be.  Afterwards, they enjoy a drunken dinner where Meredith turns British and has a Hall of Fame meltdown.Watch this episode with Crappens on Demand here:  http://bit.ly/crappensvideoSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Down Under ends its second season with Joao reverting to his ole Joazlebub self and Jaimie still waiting to see if Captain Olaf to call. This week’s premium bonus is about our crippling insecurities and Ronnie’s weight loss journey. And for the first time ever, it comes with a trigger warning. We know, we know. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Welcome to Crappy Hour, our bi-weekly live Bravo gossip and news show on Insta Live. This week is all about Shannon Storms Beador's DUI, Bethenny Frankel losing touch with reality at TJMaxx, and Carl and Lindsay's Summer House breakup. This week’s premium bonus is about our crippling insecurities and Ronnie’s weight loss journey. And for the first time ever, it comes with a trigger warning. We know, we know. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are still in Anguilla this week judging Jessel’s trauma story. Will it be enough to make the cut? Let the panel decide. Also, Erin tries pulling a humorless prank and Ubah finally gets heated. This week’s premium bonus is about our crippling insecurities and Ronnie’s weight loss journey. And for the first time ever, it comes with a trigger warning. We know, we know. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New York are still in Anguilla this week judging Jessel’s trauma story. Will it be enough to make the cut? Let the panel decide. Also, Erin tries pulling a humorless prank and Ubah finally gets heated. This week’s premium bonus is about our crippling insecurities and Ronnie’s weight loss journey. And for the first time ever, it comes with a trigger warning. We know, we know. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Taylor rages back onto the Southern Charm scene to let Shep have it at Madison's Wedding Party. Will she get the justice she deserves, or just get covered in the poo Olivia hurls over her fence? This week's bonus episode is a catch up on Ben's covid and Ronnie's Palm Springs journeys, respectively. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Heather is very very hurt that no one can stop calling her a phony instead of celebrating her fifty million dollar jackpot on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County, and Vicki shows up in Mexico to terrify anyone with ears. This week's bonus episode is a catch up on Ben's covid and Ronnie's Palm Springs journeys, respectively. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Joao shocks absolutely no one on this week's Below Deck Down Under when he freaks out after being called out for possibly putting on a nice guy act and then dumps the only person holding out hope. Also, Jaimee goes from pissed to terrified when she lets her iron get the best of her. This week's bonus episode is a catch up on Ben's covid and Ronnie's Palm Springs journeys, respectively. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is part two of a two prat recap! Whitney tricks the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City by snagging an early Southwest flight and sneaking Angie into C boarding to shock the girls on their Palm Spring trip to the Trixie Motel. Will anyone have the gall to drag this queen? This week's bonus episode is a catch up on Ben's covid and Ronnie's Palm Springs journeys, respectively. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is part one of a two prat recap! Whitney tricks the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City by snagging an early Southwest flight and sneaking Angie into C boarding to shock the girls on their Palm Spring trip to the Trixie Motel. Will anyone have the gall to drag this queen? This week's bonus episode is a catch up on Ben's covid and Ronnie's Palm Springs journeys, respectively. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Aesha lets guests drink before a SCUBA expedition, which is a big no-no on Below Deck Down Under (S02E16). Plus, Margo ruffles Jamie's feathers, and Culver puts on a show. We also give an overview of episodes 14 and 15, which we skipped.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/89185439See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta season 15 concludes with part 2 of the reunion (S15E18).  Sure, there's some stuff about Marlo and Kandi and Sanya, but this episode is really about Drew and Ralph, and Bravo trying to make it into a larger scandal than it is.  The whole thing climaxes with Drew singing in Ralph's face in an iconic reunion moment.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/89166180See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's part two of our Real Housewives of New York recap (S14E09), wherein we witness Erin learning about WAP for the first time. Plus, Jessel shares her traumatic-by-association backstory.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/89131929See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on The Real Housewives of New York (S14E09), the women badger Jenna into sharing tough memories. Then it's off to selfies on the beach with a dollop of embryo story shaming.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/89131929See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's part 2 of our Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E13) recap. With her HD launch event behind her, Heather closes on her house, only to face accusations from the ladies in Mexico.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88918551See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on The Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E13), Heather Dubrow launches her HD Network and sells her house, but no one is happy for her. Plus, Jenn's mom visits!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88918551See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 premiere has arrived, and it is... AMAZING.  We lose our minds for this ridiculous and ridiculously hilarious episode.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88882999See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta have a pretty funny part one of a two part reunion when Sheree finds an intern that knows how to use photoshop and Drew finds an intern that knows how to steal a plum or two off the snack table. This week's bonus episode will be a Trailer Trash Southern Charm Preview. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is part two of a two prat recap! It's vacation time for the Real Housewives of New York, and Erin starts it off on a whiny tattle tale note when she complains to everyone that Jenna ditched them cuz she's too good for coach. Sad horn Erin strikes again! Have fun! This week's bonus episode will be a Trailer Trash Southern Charm Preview. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's vacation time for the Real Housewives of New York, and Erin starts it off on a whiny tattle tale note when she complains to everyone that Jenna ditched them cuz she's too good for coach. Sad horn Erin strikes again! Have fun! This week's bonus episode will be a Trailer Trash Southern Charm Preview. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is part two of a two part recap! *Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Orange County head to the pumpkin patch to try and tell Tamra apart from the scarecrows, betches! Let's get spooky! This week's bonus episode will be a Trailer Trash Southern Charm Preview. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Orange County head to the pumpkin patch to try and tell Tamra apart from the scarecrows, betches! Let's get spooky! This week's bonus episode will be a Trailer Trash Southern Charm Preview. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Margot gets a shot at being second stew and the guests put her through the wringer. Will she be able to make eight specialty drinks in a row AND save the life of a choking man? We believe in ya, babe! This week's premium bonus is a recap of Crappie Lake. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Adam and Culver continue to mess up on Below Deck Down Under (S02E12), and it looks like Captain Jason is going to give someone the axe... but not before he slips into some budgie smugglers!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88450286See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta finale (S15E16) brought us a party for The Pass and a gay panic over Drew Sidora.  Is this a scandal that has legs?Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88435696See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Every big moment starts with a big dream. But what happens when that big dream turns out to be an even bigger failure?Each week on Wondery’s new podcast The Big Flop, host Misha Brown is joined by different comedians to chronicle some of the biggest failures and blunders in pop culture history. Each episode will have you thinking to yourself, why in the world did this get made?!This is just a preview of The Big Flop. You can listen to the full episode wherever you get your podcasts, or at wondery.fm/thebigflop.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's part 2 of our RHONY recap (S14E07). Will Erin mend things with Brynn? Will Ubah make an appearance? Will Sai get to eat?Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88397447See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Real Housewives of New York (S14E07), Erin is furious when she finds out that Brynn flirted with her husband, and she's going to get her revenge in the most depraved way possible: by having a bad attitude at a wreath-making event!This is a two part recap. Part 2 coming up shortly!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88397447See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Shannon goes on a downward spiral after attendance for her taco party plummets on The Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E11).  Perhaps the most deranged and hilarious episode of the season.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88188406See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Below Deck Down Under (S02E11), Harry finally settles into his natural place:  the friend zone.  Plus, Adam decides to drop the anchor while the boat is barreling ahead, and Tzarina calls Culver a slut.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/88139812See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Culver makes out with the new stew on Below Deck Down Under, and Cheffy isn't pleased. Will Joao's terrifying cackle of support help heal her wounded heart? This week's bonus is a recap of Crappie Lake. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta celebrate Sheree’s Glamma status and Drew does a sex scene in Kandi’s bed so Todd can compare himself to Tyler Perry (?). This week's bonus is a recap of Welcome to Crappie Lake. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erin renews her vows on this week’s Real Housewives of New York City and keeps everyone’s calories down by passing one tray of weenies around all night. This week's bonus is a recap of Crappie Lake. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're recapping the season 4 trailer of Real Housewives of Salt Lake City shot by shot, frame by frame. This was originally going to be a Patreon exclusive bonus episode, but we've decided to make it free for all!  Enjoy!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87845944See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Down Under's Joao starts losing his new faked persona just a couple days into his season and no amount of muff cake can stop it. This week's bonus is a recap of Crappie Lake. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Joao is back to torture our souls on Below Deck Down Under, and he's joined by porn star guests. Will he be the biggest ass on board? Let's find out! This week's premium bonus is a shot by shot trailer breakdown for #RHOSLC. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Drew throws a mental health retreat after her husband refuses to continue with therapy and a fight breaks out over Cousin Courtney referring to someone as a bitch. Possibly. Maybe. Kinda. Meditate on it. This week's bonus is a shot by shot breakdown of the #RHOSLC trailer. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Project Runway (S20E10) loosens up the reigns and lets the designers make whatever they want — but not without some scandal.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87736289See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Real Housewives of New York (S14E05) is attempting to whip up a feud with Erin and Jessel. Is it working? Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87702141See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Lu's brother comes to town to flip some motel rooms, and the Follies enters rehearsal on Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake (S01E06).Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87525128See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In part 2 of our recap, the cast of Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E10) dresses up as each other, leading to a confrontation between Shannon and Heather about trust. Another classic Beador meltdown!Watch the recap here:Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87493890Part 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2128-87494022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The cast of Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E10) dresses up as each other, leading to a confrontation between Shannon and Heather about trust. Another classic Beador meltdown!Watch the recap here:Part 1: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87493890Part 2: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2128-87494022See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We unpack the fallout from Luke's sexual misconduct on Below Deck Down Under (S02E07).Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87403023/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* On this week's Below Deck Down Under, Aesha and Captain Jason take matters into their own hands when a pig of a bosun tries to take too much into his own. Well done and IT'S ABOUT TIME. Nice work, crew. This week's bonus is a two part Big Brother 25 Cast Preview. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck comes to visit Project Runway for new uniform ideas and Gary finds new victims to sexually harass. And Nina's back! She loves the POCKETS and the BUTTONS and the LINES and the SATINS... This week's premium bonus is a two part breakdown of Big Brother's season 25 cast. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Real Housewives of New York gather at Sai's place for a special Brynnsgiving episode. Expect a lot of tears and bare feet. This week's bonus is a two part Big Brother 25 Cast Preview. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Luann and Sonja open the Feelin Jovani Playground on this week's Welcome to Crappie Lake (S01E05), and Lu turns it into an opportunity to perform one of her finest monologues. This week's premium bonus is a two part Big Brother cast preview. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Ryan dresses like a total douche for the cameras to plead his case to the Judges on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County and Gina practices being terrible at a new career. This week's bonus is a two part Big Brother 25 Cast Preview. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Down Under starts their new charter with ignored preference sheets, lots of rain, and really messy hookups. This week's premium bonus is a two part breakdown of Big Brother's season 25 cast. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's rainy, it's windy, and it's the absolute perfect time for a beach picnic! More high jinks on Below Deck Down Under (S02E04).Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/87039311See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Checking in on Project Runway All Stars, starting with the S20E08 episode all about denim! Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/86997937See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's part two of our recap of Real Housewives of New York (S14E03). We're tackling two truths and a lie plus Sai's childhood struggles.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/86963648See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Real Housewives of New York (S14E03), Brynn joins the group in the Hamptons just in time for two truths and a lie! Plus, shakshouka grievances are aired. This is part one of a two part recap!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/86963648See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week's Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake episode (S01E04) takes us to a testicle festival. Plus, a happy hour and more auditions for the Follies. Hope for Benton after al!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/86801375See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is part two of a two parter! Vicki returns to complete the Tres Amigas trifecta on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E08), and Tamra immediately uses her power for evil when she sets Shannon up for an on camera blindside. This week's bonus is a chat about the messy Below Deck Sailing Yacht reunion. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is part 1 of a two parter! Vicki returns to complete the Tres Amigas trifecta on this week's Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E08), and Tamra immediately uses her power for evil when she sets Shannon up for an on camera blindside. This week's bonus is a chat about the messy Below Deck Sailing Yacht reunion. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A familiar face returns to the yacht and a piece of glass wreaks havoc on the latest Below Deck Down Under (S02E03). Enjoy the podcast!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/86697537See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* New stew Margot joins Below Deck Down Under and Luke is all over like slime on boogars. The rancid crew tries to get camera time, but Luke's mismanagement and ladder losses steal their thunder. This week's bonus is a shopping field trip on Amazon Prime Day. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta are still in Portugal and Drew is still crying. This time it's because she can't remember making out with LaToya a couple of years back. Her memory is as damaged as Kenya's Stallion booty, which comes crashing to the ground after being an hour late to meet the girls. Does pottery heal all? This week's bonus is a shopping field trip on Amazon Prime Day. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Erin has The Real Housewives of New York over to her Hamptons home and no one can agree on caviar. It's pretty mild until Jessel throws a fit over her free nightie gifted in size large. Get ready to feel like Pavit, Jenna! This week's bonus is a shopping field trip on Amazon Prime Day. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Welcome to Crappie Lake puts Lu and Sonja in the mud, but all they can think about is rolling around in the hay. This week's bonus is a shopping field trip on Amazon Prime Day. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Heather tries another group dinner with food by Nobu, and Tamra gets wasted in polyester and starts screaming and yelling about all the drama that she herself started. Fishy? Sure, but Tamra gotta Tamra. This week's bonus is a shopping field trip on Amazon Prime Day. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Luann and Sonja get their sequins fired up for the second episode of Welcome to Crappie Lake. This time, they're getting hot and bothered by firemen, holding auditions for a good ole cabaret, and dipping their ...toes... into the locals. This week's bonus is a shopping field trip on Amazon Prime Day. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Down Under returns for a second season with some familiar faces and a really sad old boat. Whatever mess it's in, it can't be messier than some of these drama queen guests. Let's do this! This week's bonus is a shopping field trip on Amazon Prime Day. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta travel to Portugal, where Sheree confronts Drew about the lawsuit against her and Courtney gets touchy with Kenya. Anyone hilled yet? This week's bonus is a shopping field trip on Amazon Prime Day. Get all our video recaps and bonuses at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's part two of our Real Housewives of New York season 14 premiere recap (S14E01). The cheese feud reaches its climax amidst Jenna's khaki party. Plus further grumblings about a restaurant that SHALL NOT BE NAMED (Catch).Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/86251196See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of New York (S14E01) makes its triumphant return with a brand new slate of women, including J. Crew BOSS BITCH Jenna Lyons. The first fight is about cheese; so that's encouraging.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/86251196See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's part 2 of our epic Real Housewives of Orange County recap. We're picking up where we left off: the conclusion of the Montana vacation and the fallout from Heather's comments to Gina.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/86043504See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The trip to Montana concludes on The Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E06), but the drama rolls on as Gina now suspects that Heather might be undermining her. Plus, Tamra continues to go after Jenn's boyfriend, and a rafting guide exposes his balls. This recording was so big we split it into two. Here's part 1! Enjoy the podcast!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/86043504See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On the season finale of Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E17), Gary gets a big ol' taste of his own medicine when the girl(s) he's been chasing all season opt for upgrades. Poor guy. Enjoy the podcast!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/85972779See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Sailing Yacht treats us to a vile, garbage packed throuple for our last charter and we couldn't be more grossed out. Can one man's statement necklaces and Blanche Devareaux caftans save this mess? Probably not, but we're not gonna barf in the sink about it. This week's bonus is a Train Snaps episode from Boston and you can find all bonuses and videos by joining Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Bravo delivers the gift that is Luann and Sonja: Welcome to Crappie Lake this week and we cracked up laughing. Sorry to anyone living in or even remotely involved with this town. We love you. This week's bonus is a Train Snaps episode from Boston and you can find all bonuses and videos by joining Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Sanya has a fundraiser for her charity and Kenya forces some cash out of the cast. In more important news, someone let Kim f***ing Zolciak back on television. This week's bonus is a Train Snaps episode from Boston and you can find all bonuses and videos by joining Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Dwell Hello is our twice a month podcast for Wondery+! We're re-releasing two of our faves for everyone so you can see what we're doing on the premium side. Love you guys!* This week, we check out a castle in Ireland with a wacky couple worried about murder holes. It's House Hunters International Season 10 Episode 5 for those following along!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Dwell Hello is our twice a month podcast for Wondery+! We're re-releasing two of our faves for everyone so you can see what we're doing on the premium side. Love you guys!* A boy who dreams of luxury drags his mom to Monaco so he can start his life as a Princess. Will he be ok with being one step away from the border? For those of you that like to watch along, this is House Hunters International S96 E04 and we found it on Discovery Plus.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Miami epic fifth season is finally coming to Bravo, which means that everyone who missed it on Peacock now has the chance to binge it all. Come hop in the time machine and join us in December 2022 as we recap the amazing premiere (S05E01).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're back live from the Foxwoods Casino to conclude our recap of Real Housewives of New York's "Tomfoolery". Luann got the yacht, but will she keep it? And will Bethenny be able to control her joy shakes? Let's find out! This week's bonus is a Train Snaps episode from Boston and you can find all bonuses and videos by joining Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're live at the Foxwoods casino to recap the classic Real Housewives of New York Episode "Tomfoolery". Please tell me it's not about Tom...you know the rest. This is part one. Part two will be up tomorrow! Thanks so much for being with us! This week's bonus is a Train Snaps episode from Boston and you can find all bonuses and videos by joining Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The season finale of Dancing Queens (S01E08) brings the cast together in Texas for the ultimate showdown. Will Leonie channel Cleopatra? Will Donnie defy stereotypes? And will Sabrina taste an espresso martini?? All questions answered on the podcast.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're revisiting the series premiere of Dancing Queens. This recap originally aired as a Patreon bonus episode, but we've decided to release it on the main feed to celebrate the triumphant season finale (recap to come). Access our other bonus episodes by visiting https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

When Heather Dubrow learns that her IMDb credits are not enough to woo the producers of Taylor's film (LOL already at this sentence), she flips the hell out.  Another hilarious episode of Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E04). Enjoy the podcast!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/85287372See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Gary's downward spiral on Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E15) continues as he shames Mads.  Also, a thruple is en route.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/85233244See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Daisy's sister Bonnie makes her debut on Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E14) and is the drunken mess we all expect.  Plus, a group of gays descend on the yacht to celebrate Pride.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/85217393See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Jasmine and Silas go head to head in the season finale Summer House Martha's Vineyard podcast, and Bria might be done with Simon. This week's bonus is an Airport Snaps episode from Chicago O'Hare and you can find by joining Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Marlo goes on a "date" on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta and Drew shoots a roller skating music video without knowing how to roller skate. This week's bonus is an Airport Snaps episode from Chicago O'Hare and you can find by joining Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're recapping this week's Real Housewives of Orange County live at the Wilbur Theatre in Boston! Tamra closes a gym and makes up with one friend while slowly starting to turn on another. Also, Shannon gets out of a car. This week's premium bonus features us making fun of passers by in the Chicago airport. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E13) enters some pretty fishy territory when Gary is used as a nude sushi platter and Glenn almost t-bones a smaller boat. Hold onto your rolls and check your teeth for Gary hair. This week's premium bonus features us making fun of passers by in the Chicago airport. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Colin questions whether to forgive Gary and Daisy on Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E12). Plus, Parsifal III nearly crashes (again).  This time: into a boat.  All the deets on today's podcast.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/84914821See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Summer House Martha's Vineyard (S01E07), Jordan confronts the house men about objectifying her, and Silas channels his inner caveman by scolding Jasmine about the way she irons his pants.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2083-84879597See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Vanderpump Rules (S10E19) closes out its landmark season with some drips and drabs that never made it to air. Can Tom Schwartz still funnel a beer? Can Tom Schwartz roller skate *and* lie at the same time? And will Lisa ever ride a horse again? All the secrets SHALL BE REVEALED!!!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Orange County (S17E02) go on a "Fla-mingle" cruise which features no flamingos and no mingling, but plenty of passive aggressive behavior. Plus, the debut (in Orange County) of Taylor Armstrong!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The vicious Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion (S13E19) draws to a close with accusations, screaming, and several threats. And if you look real carefully, you can even see Bo Dietl's eyes behind one of the faux-Irish portraits on the wall!Thanks for having us, St. Paul!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Fallout from Gary and Daisy's secret threatens to destroy the oldest friendships on the boat on Below Deck Sailing Yacht S04E11.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/84531716/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Things on Below Deck Sailing (S04E10) are going into over drive as Gary blows up the love triangle between him, Daisy, and Colin.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/84528617See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Girls Night and Boys Night on Summer House Martha's Vineyard (S01E06) and Silas takes a deeper turn into villainy when he mansplains, controls how his wife dresses, and leaves his wedding ring at home while the ladies are away. All in one episode. He's a keeper! Also, Shanice starts a war with Bria over her boobs. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta are supposed to be team building while figuring how disable a bomb in an escape room, but smoke between Marlo and Kandi about the shooting at Blaze could derail it all. This week's premium bonus episode is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Celebrity Feuds are high stakes. You never know if you’re just going to end up on Page Six or Deux Moi, or in court. Wondery’s new podcast Diss and Tell is hosted by comedians Sydney Battle and Matt Bellassai, and each episode explores a different iconic celebrity feud from the buildup, why it happened, and the repercussions. What do our obsession with these feuds say about us?The first season is packed with some pretty messy pop culture drama, but none as drawn out and personal as Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears. When Britney’s fans formed the Free Britney movement, dedicated to freeing her from the infamous conservatorship, Jamie Lynn's lack of public support angered fans. Jamie Lynn claimed that she was going out of her way to help her sister, but it turns out she was using Britney’s conservatorship to gain more control over her own fortune. This is just a preview of Diss and Tell, but you can listen to the full episode at Wondery.fm/DandT_WWCSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tamra Judge is back on Real Housewives of Orange County, and Shannon Storms Beador hasn't had enough time to learn the Warrior Pose. Buckle up, betches! This week's premium bonus episode is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* We are absolutely gutted tonight, as it's Padma's final episode of Top Chef. Did you MEAN to make our cheeks so salty? It's season finale time, and a very talented chef is crowned. This week's premium bonus episode is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This is the second of a two part recap. This historic season of Vanderpump Rules ends with a gigantic, huge bombshell being dropped. HUGE. ENORMOUS. WE ARE DEAD. J/k not that big of a shocker but hey, it was fun while it lasted. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* This historic season of Vanderpump Rules ends with a gigantic, huge bombshell being dropped. HUGE. ENORMOUS. WE ARE DEAD. J/k not that big of a shocker but hey, it was fun while it lasted. This is the first of a two part recap. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Part two of the Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E18) reunion brings more allegations of wrongdoing by private detectives.  And, of course, more denials.  Plus, a shirtless Louie paces backstage and rage-snacks on Cheetohs.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The second and final installment of the Summer House (S07E17) reunion looks not so great for Danielle and Lindsay, despite Andy's best efforts to make them see each other's perspectives. Meanwhile, Paige spends the hour giving flower glares. Not sure how this group is going to spend a summer together this year.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/84179821See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this week's Summer House Martha's Vineyard (S01E05), Bria's controversial boyfriend Simon finally arrives at the house, and he's very... European?  Watches for everyone!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of Atlanta are struggling to piece a show together when half the cast refuses to show up to work. Can the newbies step up to the plate, or will Marlo bang on doors and accuse people of ridiculous nonsense to keep us entertained? Let's find out. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's time for Part 2 of the Vanderpump Rules Reunion (S10E17). Tom looks even worse, James goes to the bathroom another sixteen times, and Scheana cries about getting a restraining order after proving she could never make a fist with her doodoo nails.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Part one of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion has petty feuds all over it.  There's Tre vs. Melissa, Danielle vs. Rachel, and Dolores vs. the slippery tiles in Paulie's home.  It's wild.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-1317-83862099See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Part One of Summer House's reunion finds Paige simmering, Lindsay defending herself against shoe abuse accusations, and Kyle continuing his mullet journey. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Bria and Silas fight about Bria inviting her boyfriend to the Summer House and it looks like she's going to leave. Will this show be able to keep a cast? And is Nick's sudden girlfriend confession real? This week's premium bonus is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The winner of Last Chance Kitchen is revealed on Top Chef (S20E12). For the final challenge in London, the chefs have to make jellies in molds. Can they just hand Buddha the trophy already? For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Part Two of the Part One Vanderpump Rules Finale Recap! Will Raquel be let out of her trailer? Will Schwartz betray Sandy? Will Lisa Vanderpump stick up for terrible men because they bring her profit? Let's find out! This week's premium bonus is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* It's Part One of the Vanderpump Rules Finale, so buckle up. There will be a lot of crying and hopefully galaxy lights. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Teresa and Luis tie the knot on this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E16) and the rest of us tense up and wait to see if they're going to try to make purple babies. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Below Deck Sailing Yacht For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The season finale of Summer House (S07E15) climaxes with Lindsay and Danielle's clash... but also a dash of cheating from Oliver!!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83451527See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

A house meeting on Summer House: Martha's Vineyard (S1E03) leads to the ejection of two housemates. Meanwhile, Alex fills his soul with affirmations before passing judgment on Shanice.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83408568See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Drew gets the chance to sing with SUPERSTAR Candiace Bassett Dillard on this week's Real Housewives of Atlanta (S14E03), and Marlo brings beef about not coming for Kandi hard enough after a shooting at one of her restaurants.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83396606See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The chefs must conserve water and make a million Wellingtons on this week's Top Chef (S20 E11). It's a double elimination, and we don't want to see anyone go!Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-5057-83229065See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's finally here: the Vanderpump Rules season finale (S10 E15) we've been waiting for. Scandoval has gone public, and now we're witnessing the aftermath. Gather 'round as Sandoval tries to repair his image and fails epically.Watch the recap here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/83176675/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's the season finale on Real Housewives of New Jersey, and Dolores's Irish-themed '20s prohibition party leads to the final straw in Melissa and Teresa's relationship. Plus, Luis turns purple.Watch here: http://ow.ly/JW6U50OqCH1 See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Carl has a fit on this week's Summer House and leaves the set, taking Lindsay with him. Will this temper tantrum get him booted off our TVs for good? And why is Danielle fighting about hates? This week's bonus is a full recap of Bravo's new show: Dancing Queens. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta finish the Harlem Nights part with a bang as Kenya takes on Martell for DM'ing her six months to two years ago. This week's bonus is a full recap of Bravo's new show: Dancing Queens. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Top Chef's Padma takes the final seven on a trip through her own culture and asks, can poor people cook Indian food up to her standards? This week's premium bonus is a full recap of Bravo's new fantastic, campy romp of a show: Dancing Queens. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're live at The Lincoln Theater in DC for the penultimate recap of Vanderpump Rules. Raquel stalks Katie trying to start the big finale fight that her boyfriend Sandoval wrote for her and Katie's mom shows up just in time to fight her kid's battles for Mother's day. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're live at The Town Hall in NYC for this Real Housewives of New Jersey recap and joined by the fabulous @therealMargaretJosephs herself! Join us for goss, laughs, and some really insane Luis faces. No court reporters allowed. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Daisy's annoyance begins to bubble and froth on this week's Below Deck Sailing when Gary decides that one of her stews needs to learn to drive a vessel. Get him, girl! This week's premium bonus is a #RHOC trailer breakdown. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this week's Summer House (S7E13) Danielle loses her mind when she finds out about Carl and Lindsay's engagement. But don't worry guys — she's totally chill about it. Totally.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2048-82747643See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Summer House: Martha's Vineyard is here, and it's SO good! The series premiere had everything we could want: thirst traps, self-involved people, and one very hairy dog.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta are back! We're here to recap the season 15 premiere, which features the grand debut of Martell Holt and some kooky lady named Courtney. Plus, a fresh new storyline for Kandi: she hasn't been spending enough time with the family! How will she ever find balance??Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2046-82718275See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's restaurant wars on Top Chef (S20 E9)! There's no front-of-house this time around, but still plenty of drama. Plus, a tall lady named Clare.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Vanderpump Rules season is hurtling towards the finish line, and it's just getting more cringey with every episode. This week (S10 E13) finds Sandoval attempting to lie his way out of his affair by repeatedly using the phrase "dipped out." We're onto you, jerk! Also, yurts.Hey, watch along with us with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2044-82487428See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Shocking news: Teresa Giudice is getting married! And on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13 E13), it's time for Tre's bridal shower. Will there finally be a breakthrough in the great Gorga feud? Nope.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Below Deck Sailing finds Gary getting testier and testier with Chase, and chummier and chummier with Chase's crush. Will an engine blow? This week's premium bonus is RHOC trailer breakdown. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Babe and Babe get engaged on this week's Summer House and it's super romantic cuz People Magazine just happened to be there to pay them for pics of it. Don't forget the wood! This week's premium bonus is RHOC trailer breakdown. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Top Chef does a movie tie in episode and it turns into the FASTest elimination challenge in HISTORY! There's a lot of moving and running and winning and losing and one very large Vin Diesel lady boner from Victoire. This week's premium bonus is a #RHOC trailer breakdown. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Vanderpump Rules kids go to the beach, and James loses his shit when manbaby Schwartz makes another "joke" at his expense. Will James lose an eye to a scorpion drink bowl? Will Sandoval scream at Katie until he gets vocal nodes and saves the rest of our ears? Will LaLa let Schwartz leave Hermosa alive after smack talking right back to her? Let's find out. This week's premium bonus is RHOC trailer breakdown. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey end their trip to Ireland with more fighting between sister in laws and a few attempts to upstage by Danielle. Thanks for having us in your country, Ireland! Also, super sorry. This week's bonus is an Airport Snaps episode from Toronto. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Gary returns to Below Deck Sailing Yacht with a fresh man bun and an instant annoyance with Chase's leadership seminars. This week's bonus is an Airport Snaps episode from Toronto. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

'Lito and Hubbhouse fight over Danielle on the latest Summer House (S7E11). Is there hope for the three-legged stool of friendship? Or will Danielle be joining Paige's group? Plus, olives!This is a Crappens on Demand episode. Watch here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/82049188/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On Top Chef (S20 E7), the contestants must use emoji inspiration to impress chef Gaggan Anand. Afterwards, they cook with a message in a hand-held elimination challenge.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The journey in Thaliand comes to an end on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip (S3 E7), but not before Alexia expresses "concern" about Whitney's behavior on the trip. Plus, the bottle mystery reaches a satisfying conclusion.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We bring Scandoval to Philadelphia as we recap the latest Vanderpump Rules (S10 E11) episode. Raquel gets caught up in a minor Oliver twist, and Katie debuts her new curly-haired man. Plus, the first major signs of nefarious infidelity emerge amongst separate mistress accusations. This show is a beautiful mess.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Live from Toronto, we're recapping the latest Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13 E11) adventures in Ireland. And it wouldn't be a Jersey ep without Tre and Melissa scrapping about fambily — this time Antonia.Thanks to everyone who showed up tonight in Canada :)See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Below Deck Sailing Yacht (S04E02) is still stuck on the dock with a broken motor. Will Colin save the day? And how long will it take for Karen to Karen? This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Summer House (S10#07) celebrates Lindsay and Carl's housewarming but danger: Danielle and Lindsay are determined to have it out about who calls each other the least. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* Top Chef (S20E06) takes us on a picnic and Sara gets the blanket all crusty. Don't rush off, cuz we're forced to watch a Last Chance Kitchen to get the ending. In the end, it was all delicious. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Whitney throws a Tantric themed party on this week's Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip (S03E06) and Alexia turns into a Puritan. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Scheana and Brock tie the knot on this week's Vanderpump Rules (S10E10) and Katie rage comes a flyin' after news of the Scwartz and Raquel kiss hits the streets. Also, we talk a bit about Sandoval's interview with Howie Mandell. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand http://bit.ly/crappensvideo* The Real Housewives of New Jersey head to Ireland (S13E10) for Tre's bachelorette party, but it's not long for the L word to be brought up. Will Danielle spill the tea she's just been poured? This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Below Deck Sailing (S04E01) is back with a yacht that's clearly not up to the task. Thankfully there's a fresh man bun to keep Gary on his toes. This week's premium bonus is a recap of Tom Schwartz' appearance on WWHL. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Tensions are escalating on Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip 3 (S3E5) as Gizelle goes bonkers looking for her tequila bottle. Plus, Leah falls over.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Top Chef (S20E5), the contestants must cook with honey and mead for a sweet Quickfire. Afterwards, they trundle up to Kent for an overnight meal that they'll be serving family style.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

After Tom Schwartz made a crazy appearance on Watch What Happens Live!, we knew we had to recap it. We were so blown away that our wrist weights almost fell off. Plus, the Avery Singer of it all was a delight.This was originally going to be a bonus ep for Patreon, but since it went 90 minutes; we've decided to release it as a proper full episode on the main feed (Bonus Patreon tier supporters will get access to a Crappens on Demand this week instead).See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Scheana's wedding weekend in Mexico continues on Vanderpump Rules (S10E9), and Katie manages to be the most talked about guest without actually being a guest. Plus, Schwarz and Raquel finally kiss. So much depravity.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/81120091See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13 E9) gather to have their fortunes read, and Danielle tries to end speculation about her fight with her brother.Watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/81097497See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Kyle turns forty on Summer House, which takes his mohawk game to an even sadder level. Lindsielle deteriorates further, Robert looks like he's hatching an escape plan, and a himbo with a pearl necklace threatens to breathe some life into this season. This week's bonus episode is an Airport Snaps from Seattle. Come judge randos with us! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The ladies of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Thailand have a Mardi Gras party, and Whitney and Heather keep fighting about the Outer Darkness. This week's bonus episode is an Airport Snaps from Seattle. Come judge randos with us! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/ Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Top Chef takes on the every risky biscuits before heading to a stadium for some good ole fashion team sports. Congrats! Here's your troph...wait. Gail you're not supposed to be eating the trophies. This week's bonus episode is an Airport Snaps from Seattle. Come judge randos with us! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're live at San Francisco's Palace of Fine Arts for this week's Vanderpump Rules episode. James slowly unravels when Raquel is unimpressed with his swim up room in Mexico, Scheana tries to make a seating arrangement for her Mexican wedding, and Katie gets down and dirty with Kristina. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're live at the Neptune Theater in Seattle for this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey recap. There's a party at the Fuda's shore house, and Luis creeps us out even further with a story about his latest night time attire. Will Tre's eyes blink right out of her head? For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* It's Real Housewives of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip: Thailand episode 3! In this ep, Leah gets called out for her Leah-ness and the Real Housewives Boat Curse strikes again. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Buckle up for elephants and drag names on the second episode of Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip (S3E2).Watch this recap with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2013-80725228See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week on Summer House (S7E07), we see fractures in Danielle's relationship with Robert, and Lindsay wants to throw down on girls night. Plus, Chris continues to be a total dud.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

The Real Housewives of Miami reunion (S5E19) comes to a rousing conclusion with one of the great trolling moments in Bravo reunion history.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Heather Gay and Meredith Marks join us for our very first live show in Salt Lake City before we dive into our recap of the Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip season 3 premiere! We're covering everything from Heather trying to knock Leah off the wagon to Marysol's stomach ache.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Scheana and Katie argue about THE LAST HOTEL ROOM IN MEXICO on this week's Vanderpump Rules (S10E7). Plus, Raquel stands up to Lala again, and James and Ally get a tarot card reading. Thanks to our audience in Denver who came out to this live recording!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this week's Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E7), the Gorgas invite everyone down to their Shore house for an incredibly authentic luau featuring fresh-rolled cigars, focaccia lobsters, and of course a pepperoni pizza decorated like the American flag. You can practically smell the Maui breeze coming through the TV!Hey! This is Crappens on Demand. Watch here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/80367155/ See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We celebrate a decade of Below Deck and say goodbye to our fearless, sexy leader. Godspeed, Captain Lee! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Carl and Lindsay show a couple of relationship cracks this week on Summer House when Lindsay wants to keep the party going and Carl wants to ... do anything else. Also, someone told Gabby her boobs looked fake and we're never going to hear the end of it. This week's bonus is a Below Deck catch up and a talk about cooking shows. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

*Also avail as video on Crappens On Demand patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens* Real Housewives of Miami spends its second reunion allowing Larsa to make more an more of an ass of herself. It's gold. Pure gold, Jerry! For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Top Chef sells its soul to Ritz crackers before moving onto a humble rice challenge. Crackers and Rice. Did you MEAN to title your autobiography, Gail? This week's bonus is a Below Deck catch up and a talk about cooking shows. For our bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Vanderpump Rules centers around the lowest vibration girls trip of all time. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Dolores hosts another charity softball game on Real Housewives of New Jersey (S13E6) while Jennifer and Teresa explore the wide world of therapy.Watch with Crappens on Demand here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/crappens-on-2002-80065035See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

On this week's Summer House (S7E5), Carl reacts to Danielle's accusations of being too passive against Kyle. Plus Mya has a negative reaction to Gabby's privilege.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

It's our 2000th episode, and we're celebrating with a live recording of The Real Housewives of Miami (S5E17) in Atlanta! We're talking reunion part 1, which features Lisa talking about her divorce, Alexia defending her star power, and Larsa interrupting all of the above.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Top Chef is back, and this time it's more British-y than ever before! That's because it's season premiere of season 20, specifically TOP CHEF WORLD ALL-STARS. So great having Padma et. al. back, and of course, we can't have a Top Chef premiere without our traditional disclaimer: we love Gail Simmons. She is our favorite. We just like to pretend that Padma HATES Gail. We love Padma too! It's all fiction. Now go enjoy our episode!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We're live at the Booth Theater in Charlotte with a Vanderpump Rules (S10E05) recap. Katie plans a girls trip, which of course turns into misery for everyone involved besides Raquel, who makes out with Garcelle's son. This week's bonus is about the Vanderpump Rules scandal and it's free for all, so check your feeds. For bonus episodes and video recaps, join Patreon at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens Tour Dates: https://www.watchwhatcrappens.com/2023-cheater-brand-tour/See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.