Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
Oral sex leads to throat cancer. French Bulldog dies on a plane because owner is a dummy.
Oral sex is now the leading risk factor for throat cancer. French bulldog dies on Alaska Airlines flight after being moved from first class to coach. Goldfish crackers change their name to Chilean Sea Bass...crackers? // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
24.10.2024 • 21 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Surfer dies after being impaled by swordfish. Police invite citizens to play Hide and Seek with their guns.
Surfer dies after reportedly being impaled by swordfish. Oregon police department invites people to play Hide & Seek With a Cop. Students raise privacy concerns over using QR codes to get into bathrooms. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
23.10.2024 • 20 Protokoll, 53 Sekunden
Man born with three penises in rare medical miracle. Police bust pizzeria with cocaine on the menu.
Medical students stumble upon a rare case of man born with three penises. New Zealand airport limits drop-off hugs to 3 minutes. German police bust pizzeria with cocaine on the menu. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
22.10.2024 • 24 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Floridaman in a bull onesie tried to burn down ex's home with pasta sauce. Lady escapes rehab, steals car, runs a man over twice.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman escapes involuntary drug rehab, steals man’s car and runs him over twice. Floridians beg Publix to bring back the Hurricane Cakes following hurricane disasters. Floridaman confesses to his Uber driver that he was on the way to burn down his friend's trailer home. Floridaman dressed in a bull onesie tried to burn down ex-lover's home with pasta sauce. //
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18.10.2024 • 28 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Restaurant sorry for serving Nazi soldier actors. Court rules calling a man bald is sexual harassment
Aquarium in China admits their whale shark is actually a robot. Restaurant target of threats after serving reenactors dressed as Nazi soldiers. Court rules calling a man bald could be sexual harassment. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
17.10.2024 • 21 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Crowd treated for nausea after opera with live sex and piercing. Cop calls cops after Burger King screws up order.
Sheriff called deputies for help after Burger King got his order wrong. New mayor takes office in southern Mexico after his predecessor was beheaded. 18 spectators treated for severe nausea in Stuttgart after opera of live sex and piercing. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
16.10.2024 • 17 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Woman smuggles turtles into Canada in a kayak. Majority of American houses are haunted according to survey.
Woman pleads guilty to trying to smuggle 29 turtles across a Vermont lake into Canada by kayak. Woman known for casting spells arrested by cops who find cooked human body parts in her home. Majority of American houses are haunted according to a survey of homeowners. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
15.10.2024 • 19 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Robot vacuums yell racial slurs at families after being hacked. Breakdancers risk getting Headspin Hole says doctors.
Breakdancers at risk for headspin hole according to doctors. Robot vacuum yells racial slur at family after being hacked. 9-year-old runs over father who was teaching him to drive. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
14.10.2024 • 16 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Floridaman with no legs refused to leave boat during hurricane. Meteorologists receive death threats over weather.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man who strapped his entire house down ahead of Hurricane Milton becomes internet sensation. Meteorologists Get Death Threats as Hurricane Milton Conspiracy Theories Thrive. Tampa man refused to leave sailboat during Hurricane Milton and somehow survived. Florida Sees Spike in People Quitting Their Jobs. Bonus Segment: Woman Attacks Husband in a Jealous Rage After TV Actress Resembles his Former Fling. //
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11.10.2024 • 21 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
The bag that read, Definitely Not a Bag of Drugs, contained drugs. Spirit Halloween opening Spirit Christmas stores.
Police in Oregon seize bag labeled, Definitely not a bag full of drugs, printed on it and guess what? Full of drugs!
Passengers horrified after airline plays explicit movie on every screen. Spirit Halloween is opening Spirit Christmas stores this holiday season. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
10.10.2024 • 22 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Burglar broke into a home and did household chores for the victim. Earth has a new mini moon friend.
The Earth has captured a second mini moon as a friend.
Beer can trash artwork accidentally thrown in the trash by maintenance at a Dutch museum. Burglar jailed after breaking into home and doing household chores for victim. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
9.10.2024 • 18 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Angry wife ate dead husband's ashes. Stolen sausages lead to a nursing home stabbing.
Scorned wife reveals she ate dead husband’s ashes. Stolen Vienna Sausages lead to GA nursing home resident being stabbed in the chest. Washington woman calls authorities after finding over 100 raccoons outside her home demanding food. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
8.10.2024 • 15 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
Need an AI Wingman for your gay dating app? Man steals ambulance to drive to court for stolen car charges.
Court Says Man Can't Be Charged with Drunk Driving Because He Chugged Entire Bottle After Getting Pulled Over. Grindr aims to build the dating world’s first AI ‘wingman’. US man accused of stealing ambulance to drive to stolen-car court hearing. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
7.10.2024 • 16 Protokoll, 33 Sekunden
Florida woman bites genitals of police officer following crash. Florida date ends when she throws steak knives.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida law bans homeless people from sleeping outside. Floridaman arrested for sleeping on Walmart roof with his trusty gun. Florida woman throws steak knives at man after leaving her at a bar. Drunk Florida woman grabs trooper's genitals and bites his leg following crash. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
4.10.2024 • 19 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Fat Bear Week delayed after fat bear contestant kills rival bear. Held hostage? IRS wants those late fees paid while captured.
Fat Bear Week delayed after a large bear kills a rival bear. Graves could be reused under proposals to tackle lack of space for the dead. Held Hostage Overseas? The IRS Wants Your Back Taxes. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
3.10.2024 • 17 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Super Sheep cloner gets prison time for playing God. The infamous "Piss Bandit" is now a documentary.
Montana man gets 6 months in prison for cloning giant sheep and breeding it. "Piss Bandit" of Pasadena been leaving bottles of urine since 2022. DMV won’t require California drivers over 70 to take written tests for license renewals. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
2.10.2024 • 19 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Get more cash for your sperm, there's a shortage in UK. Slapping heads for sport causes concussions.
Sperm donor compensation increases as UK faces donation shortages. Belgian priest arrested after deadly night of sex and drugs with British cleric. Concussion warning over face-slap fighting extreme sport. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
1.10.2024 • 15 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Man amputates own penis with an axe after consuming mushrooms. Saudi's welcome LGBTQ+ for World Cup despite death penalties.
Man amputates his own penis with an axe after consuming psilocybin mushrooms. Border Patrol intercepts 700 pounds of bologna. Saudi World Cup chief claims LGBTQ+ football fans welcome despite a death penalty. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
30.9.2024 • 21 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Floridaman shot over jukebox song dispute. Floridaman nearly died getting lap dance from his housekeeper.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Man Almost Died While Getting A Lap Dance From His Housekeeper. World’s first underwater cemetery is off this Florida beach. Ron DeSantis bans Florida’s sex ed classes from mentioning anatomy. Florida man shot dead when dispute over jukebox song selection turns violent. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
27.9.2024 • 22 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Landlord bulldozed a house with tenant still inside. Cocaine Bananas have arrived and they're delicious.
Landlord Accused of Drunkenly Bulldozing House With Tenants Inside. Man tossed beloved chicken to feed a hungry alligator at wildlife park. German supermarket finds $7M worth of cocaine in the bananas. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
26.9.2024 • 22 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Fake Brad Pitt promises lonely women romance for their money. Animal parts falling from the sky?
Plane flies for nine hours but lands back at same airport it took off from. Fake Brad Pitt Scams Two Women In Spain Of 325,000 Euros. Animal parts falling from the sky have one B.C. community fed up. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
25.9.2024 • 20 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Costco apartments are coming to Los Angeles. Arrests made after woman uses the suicide pod in Switzerland.
The first-ever Costco with apartments is officially in the works. Japanese cat island reveals all its cats will soon be gone. Multiple arrests after US woman uses machine-assisted suicide in Switzerland. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
24.9.2024 • 23 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
Chinese zoo admits the pandas are painted dogs. Man died after stabbing himself trying to separate frozen burgers.
Chinese Zoo Admits Pandas Are Painted Dogs After Outrage. Boy abducted from California at age 6 found alive more than 70 years later. Man died after accidentally stabbing himself while trying to separate two frozen burger patties. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
23.9.2024 • 22 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
Florida man arrested for keeping 2 alligators in his pool. "Philadelphia Flasher" arrested for flashing his stuff in Florida.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Father chases Floridaman with a bat and a beer for peeping in on his daughter. Florida sheriff fed up with school shooting hoaxes posts boy's mugshot to social media. "Philadelphia Flasher" caught flashing his thing in Florida. Florida man arrested for keeping 2 alligators in his backyard pool. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
20.9.2024 • 22 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Russia suggests making babies on your lunch break. Piano teacher tried to sever a penis after sex refusals.
Russians Told To Make Babies During Work Breaks to Help Birth Rate. Eating grasshoppers might improve your sleep, hair, and libido. Piano teacher poured bleach on partner and tried to sever his penis after being refused sex. //
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19.9.2024 • 20 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
8 year old girl stole car, drove to Target to shop. Nashville man missing half his head spotted walking around.
Iceland Encourages Locals To Throw Baby Puffins Off Cliffs. Nashville Residents Desperately Seek Help For Man Missing Half His Head Walking Around. 8-year-old Ohio girl drove to Target, went shopping. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
18.9.2024 • 17 Protokoll, 25 Sekunden
Mammals can breathe through their butts, scientists find. Carnival Cruise smashed into an iceberg.
Scientists just discovered mammals can breathe through their butts. Carnival Cruise Ship Smashes Into an Iceberg in Alaska. Why Gen Z are buying flip-phones, aka, “dumbphones”. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
17.9.2024 • 18 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Lady divorces an airplane after 10 years. Military called in to protect doctors from patient attacks.
Call for army to protect Italian hospital staff after several attacks. Canadian Army says new military sleeping bags not suitable Canadian winter. German Woman Ends 10-Year Relationship with Airplane. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
16.9.2024 • 19 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
Floridaman shot a crack bear to save his puppy. Florida doc mistakenly removes patient liver instead of spleen.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Man Found Out Passed Out In Turn Lane After 25 Beers. Florida man shoots, kills bear to protect his puppy. Florida surgeon mistakenly removes patient's liver instead of spleen. Floridaman shot a man in the buttocks and chased another man around a Waffle House with a screwdriver. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
13.9.2024 • 22 Protokoll, 33 Sekunden
Man gets sexy with a cucumber on a lady's car. Jon Bon Jovi talks a suicidal woman off a bridge.
Jon Bon Jovi Convinces Woman Not to Jump Off Bridge in Nashville. Man wanted for sex act with cucumber in Northwest DC. Japanese scientist develops treatment that can help cats live up to 30 years. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
12.9.2024 • 20 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Man puts 2-foot eel in his bum and it doesn't go well. Navy officer brought internet on ship to check her social media.
Navy officer demoted for secretly installing internet on warship to check social media. Anger grows over topless medical exams of young girls in Japan schools. Man gets emergency surgery after sticking 2-foot eel up his butt. //
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11.9.2024 • 18 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Peru confiscates hundreds of horny frogs. China warns: watch out for sexy people turning you into spy.
Peru confiscates hundreds of frogs used as aphrodisiacs. Spanish supermarket shoppers using pineapples to search for love in surprising new craze. China warns students against ‘beautiful women’ and ‘handsome guys’ who might turn them into spies. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
10.9.2024 • 16 Protokoll, 46 Sekunden
Woman lights fires to flirt with firefighters. Drunk lady stole a coffin with a body inside.
Cat makes surprise return home four days after being cremated. Drunk Las Vegas Woman Stole Coffin with Body from Funeral Home. Woman Set Fires in Greece to Watch Firefighters and Flirt. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
9.9.2024 • 16 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Machete-wielding Floridaman! (Clothing Optional)
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Machete-wielding naked Floridaman attacked mailboxes in southwest Florida. Machete-wielding Floridaman vandalizes mosque, leaves bacon at door. Florida woman brings two machetes to an axe-throwing bar. Machete-wielding Florida maintenance man accused of threatening pickleball players. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
6.9.2024 • 20 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Lonely dolphin keeps hitting on Japanese swimmers. AI classrooms without teachers open in London.
Claw machine games are Rio de Janeiro’s new public enemy. The first teacherless AI classroom set to open in London. Lonely dolphin may be behind series of attacks on swimmers in Japan. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
5.9.2024 • 22 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Witch doctor arrested for not resurrecting a dead person. 1 in 3 vegetarians eat meat when drunk.
Witch doctor under house arrest for failing to “resurrect” dead person. 1 in 3 vegetarians admits to eating meat when drunk. Workers in Japan can’t quit their jobs. They hire resignation experts to help. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
4.9.2024 • 20 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
Husband spikes wife's Coke with cocaine hoping to marry her daughter. Employee found dead at her desk after 4 days.
Wells Fargo Bank employee found dead in her cubicle 4 days after last scanning into work. South Korea district offers 1 million won just for starting romantic relationship. Husband admits adding cocaine, MDMA to wife's Cokes in hopes he would marry her daughter. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
3.9.2024 • 17 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Florida lady has lesbian threesome in public pool in front of kids. Man wields machete and demands people buy his meth.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman pulled out a gun when she was denied dog adoption. Florida woman walked around outside naked during neighbor's birthday party. Floridaman wields machete and demands people buy his meth at the mall. Florida Woman Arrested After Lesbian Threesome In Public Pool. *See video - https://youtu.be/Ij7p2XFDx6E?si=cDMQ3AbrNuCfBMB0 // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
30.8.2024 • 17 Protokoll, 59 Sekunden
Worker left for dead during wilderness office retreat. Fighting sexual urges? Try badminton, kids.
Coworkers left office worker alone on a mountain during hiking employee retreat. French opens up naturist exhibition to nude visitors. Fighting sexual temptation? Play badminton, Hong Kong tells teenagers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
29.8.2024 • 17 Protokoll, 43 Sekunden
Woman is allergic to her own period. Fake police officer fools the police force for years.
Woman learns she is allergic to her own period. Romanian infiltrates the police force and works as an officer for over a year. Taliban bans women from singing and reading in public. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
28.8.2024 • 15 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Doctor let teenage daughter drill hole in patient's skull. Rock band fakes farewell tour to see tickets.
Austrian surgeon let his teenage daughter drill hole in patient's skull' Companies in China suspend work for employees to play new video game, Black Myth: Wukong. Legendary rock band faked farewell tour to sell more tickets. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
27.8.2024 • 15 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Chick-fil-A launches Chicken TV. World's oldest man says the secret is fried food and luck.
Chick-fil-A plans to launch streaming service with original shows. Late French film star Alain Delon wanted his dog buried with him. World's oldest man says 'it's just luck and fried food' as he celebrates 112th birthday. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
26.8.2024 • 17 Protokoll, 46 Sekunden
Florida doctor ignores screaming patients. Bloody Floridaman refuses to leave a plane.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman bleeding after hair transplant arrested for refusing to leave plane. Florida’s official tourism site removes ‘LGBTQ Travel’ section. Floridaman jailed for impersonating a pizzeria and delivering disgusting pies. Floridaman doctor couldn't hear colonoscopy patient scream because he wasn't wearing hearing aids. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
23.8.2024 • 17 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Dead woman still has to pay rent. Football team will wear QR codes for in-game tipping.
Hackers may have stolen the Social Security numbers of every American. College football team will wear QR codes for in-game tipping. Apartment complex bills woman who died $15,000 for breaking her lease. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
22.8.2024 • 23 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Horse is elected mayor of a US town. Woman performed lewd act with a trout.
Man in hospital after being slapped in the face by a whale’s tail . Woman who was filmed performing a sex act with a trout faces court. In This Michigan Town, the Mayor Was a Dog. Now, They’ve Elected a Horse. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
21.8.2024 • 15 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
So sorry we lost your skull, sir! Flights canceled over dangerous missing scissors.
Flights cancelled in Japan after scissors go missing. Woman admits being part of monkey torture network. Couple sues Atlanta hospital for allegedly losing part of patient's skull following brain surgery. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
20.8.2024 • 17 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
Woman runs over boyfriend with car on their way to couples therapy. Man shot his father over smelly feet.
Iowa man allegedly shoots his father in face after complaint about smelly feet. Woman tries to run boyfriend over with car on their way to couples therapy. Alaska Airlines flight makes sudden diversion after pilot says he's not certified to land the plane. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
19.8.2024 • 15 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Floridaman drives truck through strip club for kicking him out. Man stabs roommate over gas prices.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Annual Florida Python hunt: Florida has dangerous animals that can kill and here's a list of the deadliest. Floridaman drives semi truck into Tampa strip club after being kicked out. Florida Boaters Keep Finding Cocaine in the Water. Floridaman stabbed roommate over argument on who spent the most on fueling their car. //
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16.8.2024 • 19 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Circumcised without consent leads to apology. Taliban welcome hostages - I mean "Tourists".
The Taliban are working to woo tourists to Afghanistan.
Cats appear to grieve death of fellow pets – even dogs, study finds. New Zealand hospital apologizes after a man was circumcised without his consent. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
15.8.2024 • 18 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Lice in passenger's hair leads to emergency landing. Breastfeeding humans try to get an orangutan to do same.
Dublin Zoo enlists help of breastfeeding mothers to encourage female orangutan bond with her newborn. American Airlines Flight Makes Emergency Landing After Passenger Spots Lice In Woman's Hair. MAGA fans call for boycott of Dunkin Donuts: ‘The Bud Lite treatment’. //
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14.8.2024 • 17 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
Lady steals $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from school. Stop giving the monks energy drinks, please.
Cult-Favorite Japanese 7-Eleven Sandos and Snacks Are Coming to the U.S. Call for Buddhists to Stop Donating Energy Drinks to Monks. Lady stole $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from school meal program. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
13.8.2024 • 18 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Glitterbombing Mars will make it better to dance on. Man steals women's undies cuz he hates his wife's undies.
Blasting 'glitter' into Mars' atmosphere could make it more habitable, say scientists. Man in Thailand arrested for stealing women’s underwear, says his wife doesn’t have the ones he likes. Woman dies after getting caught in baggage carousel at Chicago airport. //
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12.8.2024 • 15 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Hurricane blows cocaine onto Florida beach. Lady blames strong winds for failed sobriety test.
FORIDA FRIDAY - Hurricane Debby washes over $1 million of cocaine onto a Florida beach. Florida woman hurls burrito at husband after argument over Taco Bell. Florida woman arrested for DUI during Hurricane Debby blamed storm winds for failed sobriety test. Florida man wanted for stealing $1,000 worth of adult toys. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
9.8.2024 • 17 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Chess player poisons her rival pre-match. Mayor asks to please not poop on their pretty beach.
Chess Player Suspended After Allegedly Poisoning Her Rival. Ontario Premier requests Wasaga beach visitors not poop in the sand. American woman found in Indian forest had been chained to tree for 40 days. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
8.8.2024 • 20 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
Airline now allows women to purchase seats away from the creepy men. Man arrested for assaulting a Prius.
Indian airline now allows women to purchase seats away from the creepy men. Man Arrested After Assaulting a Toyota Prius. Users are lifting lady hosts' skirts remotely during live-streams in China. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
7.8.2024 • 20 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Black clothing banned in classrooms but the 10 Commandments are on the wall for all to see.
New York State bill bans classrooms that reach 88 degrees and hotter. Middle school bans all-black clothing, citing mental health concerns. Louisiana governor tells parents against Ten Commandments in classrooms: 'Tell your child not to look'. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - watch my episode of That Was Wild Podcast: https://youtu.be/kCAEtImOBR0?si=BzQ7LHTWr7ZXjVbU
6.8.2024 • 15 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Pole vaulter’s huge package costs him Olympic medal. Baby Karen's are nearly extinct.
French Pole Vaulter’s Large Bulge Costs Him an Olympic Medal. This Texas Bar's Weekly Dildo Races Create Fun Vibes. Baby Karens are nearly extinct. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
5.8.2024 • 18 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Woman caught with drugs in bag labeled ‘Bag of Drugs’. Floridaman lassos an alligator for killing the turtles.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman caught with drugs in bag labeled ‘Bag of Drugs’. Florida woman drowns her roommate's pet spider in ginger ale. Florida mom accused of screwing nail into daughter's buttocks. Floridaman arrested after he lassos alligator, ties it to fence, then calls 911. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones - watch my episode of That Was Wild Podcast: https://youtu.be/kCAEtImOBR0?si=BzQ7LHTWr7ZXjVbU
2.8.2024 • 23 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Unseasoned chicken led to brawl with bug spray, fists and knives. Man stabs another man over chicken or egg debate.
Man in Indonesia stabs another man to death over chicken or egg debate. Australian hockey star amputates finger to play at Olympics. Unseasoned chicken led to brawl with bug spray, fists and knives. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
1.8.2024 • 19 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Corpse shortage at medical schools. Disney cancels offensive bear named Liver Lips McGrowl.
Corpse shortage in Scotland as medical student enrollment rises. Disney World axes ‘offensive’ bear Liver Lips McGrowl from show. Japan cracks down on use of rideable electric suitcases amid tourist boom. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
31.7.2024 • 17 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Champagne sales down because people aren't cheery. Docs remove giant gourd from farmer's rectum.
Champagne sales down worldwide in 2024 because of a lack of 'cheer'. New York bans realistic active shooter drills in schools. Doctors surgically remove 40cm bottle gourd from farmer’s rectum. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
30.7.2024 • 15 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Stripper, emotional support monkey and a football coach. Supreme Court rules that boneless wings can have bones.
Boneless chicken wings can have bones, Ohio Supreme Court rules. Japanese supermarkets begin tracking and optimizing workers' smiles. Texas football coach marries stripper nicknamed 'pole assassin' with pet monkey.//
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29.7.2024 • 16 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Florida police order no selfies with the depressed black bear. Floridaman resists arrest while being arrested for resisting arrest.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida police tell people to stop taking selfies with a depressed blackbear. Bookstore aimed at selling books banned in Florida opens. Florida Man resists arrest while being arrested on a warrant for resisting arrest. Ron DeSantis says cops can’t agree on how much weed a joint holds. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
26.7.2024 • 22 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Tourist burns feet off in Death Valley. Japan restaurants charge tourists more than locals.
Japanese restaurants say they’re not charging tourists more, they’re just charging locals less. Police search for man with 'evil' tattooed on his face. Tourist burns his feet off walking barefoot in Death Valley. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
25.7.2024 • 19 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Resurrect dead loved one's with AI avatars. Astronauts will drink their own pee on the moon.
Companies offer to 'resurrect' deceased loved ones with AI avatars. Astronauts could ditch diapers on spacewalks thanks to new device that lets them drink their pee. The First Ever Cheese Museum Opens in Paris. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
24.7.2024 • 21 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Cocaine Sharks invade Brazil. Father decapitates seagull in front of family.
Cocaine sharks found off coast of Brazil. Jersey father accused of decapitating seagull in front of family. Rapper Snoop Dogg to carry Olympic torch ahead of Paris opening ceremony. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
23.7.2024 • 16 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
Plants with offensive names will be renamed. Japan Olympic gymnast sent home for smoking.
Japan's gymnastics captain out of Olympics for drinking and smoking. Human finger found in driveway and returned to owner. Plants With Racist Names to Be Renamed. //
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22.7.2024 • 22 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Florida stripper sues to remain a stripper. Florida woman bites flight attendant on United Airlines.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida stripper sues state over law raising age requirement. Florida woman bites flight attendant on United Airlines. Florida woman flips off camera before plowing car through special needs school.
Florida man called 911 about having phony 'suicidal thoughts' so he could hitch free ride to Tampa. //
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19.7.2024 • 16 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
This illegal Trader Joe's spice will get you arrested. Melting ice caps are gonna give us a longer weekend.
Melting ice caps slow Earth's spin and makes the days longer. Museum boss admits Picassos exhibited for 3 years are fakes she painted herself. South Korean airport authorities crackdown on Trader Joe’s bagel seasoning. //
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18.7.2024 • 19 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Young people are getting groped a lot in Japan. World's largest water balloon fight.
10% of young people in Japan have experience being groped recently. Suspected drug-smuggling tunnel found in Tijuana is so long authorities don't have enough oxygen to reach other end. California city aims to host world's largest water balloon fight. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
17.7.2024 • 19 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
Too much cocaine is hurting Columbia. Elon offers his sperm for the first Mars colony.
Colombia Faces a New Problem: Too Much Cocaine. Father of 12 Elon Musk Offers His Sperm for Colony on Mars. Police in Southern California warn of hugging robbers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
16.7.2024 • 15 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Taco Bell opens a retirement community. Mexico cancels the Greek God Poseidon.
Taco Bell opening 'retirement community' in California.
Mexico ‘cancels’ statue of Greek god Poseidon after dispute with local deity. Greece's new 6-day workweek law takes effect. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
15.7.2024 • 20 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Two Florida women, one sandwich. Floridaman shoots himself in groin in front of girlfriend while trying to shoot her ex.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked female Florida inmate tried to jam sandwich into cellmate's mouth, then bit lieutenant.
Floridaman is arrested after stealing beer and forgetting one of his children in the store. Florida woman arrested for making serious threats to the Governor. Floridaman shoots self in groin in front of girlfriend while trying to kill her ex boyfriend. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
12.7.2024 • 18 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Man broke into pet store to release the animals. Man caught smuggling 100 snakes in his pants.
ANIMALS ANIMALS ANIMALS! - Man wearing pajamas broke into a pet store and released the animals. Prison in Brazil uses geese to guard against escapes. Man in China caught smuggling 100 live snakes in his trousers. //
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11.7.2024 • 13 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
Porn Passports coming this summer. German city renames itself after Taylor Swift.
Spain’s new ‘porn passport’ is coming this summer. Germany Is Actually Renaming a City After Taylor Swift. Paramedics Advise Not Shooting Fireworks From Your Orifices. //
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10.7.2024 • 25 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
Offensive Happy Meal will be called just "The Meal". Ammo vending machines in grocery stores.
Vending machines dispense ammunition at Alabama grocery stores. Cyclist fined for kissing wife during Tour de France. McDonald's rebrands Happy Meal as just 'The Meal' for Mental Health Awareness Week. //
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9.7.2024 • 23 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Teacher livestreams up her skirt during class. Government will ban politicians from lying.
Thai teacher caught livestreaming under skirt while teaching class. Welsh Government to ban politicians from lying. Live rhino horns injected with radioactive material in project aimed at curbing poaching in South Africa. //
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8.7.2024 • 19 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Florida crack bears are fair game. Floridaman on a tricycle fights man with machete over lights.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested after allegedly trying to withdraw 1 cent from bank. DeSantis signs bill making it legal to kill ‘crack bears’. FloridaMan On A Tricycle Fights Man With A Machete Over A Flashlight. Floridaman cut Florida’s arts funding over ‘sexual’ festivals. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
5.7.2024 • 22 Protokoll, 25 Sekunden
College has a student height requirement. Rapper's lyrics must be approved by US government.
University in Vietnam establishes a student height requirement. Rapper BG ordered to have all future songs approved by US government. New App in San Francisco Lets You Spy on Bars to See How Busy They Are. //
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3.7.2024 • 20 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Man squirts his urine at ladies as an ice breaker. The Big Nude Boat is a nude cruise launching soon.
Four fisherman die after drinking from bottles found in sea. Man fined for squirting mixture of urine and flour onto woman's dress to try to chat her up. A nude cruise launches next year called The Big Nude Boat. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
2.7.2024 • 18 Protokoll, 11 Sekunden
Government robot worker commits suicide. Minister arrested for performing black magic on a President.
Maldives climate minister arrested for performing ‘black magic’ on the President. South Korea administrative robot commits apparent suicide. Do not let your friends urinate on you: Medical advice on how to treat a jellyfish sting this summer. *Plus BONUS original song - Sting of Love. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
1.7.2024 • 19 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Man flies to Florida to attack gamer with a hammer. Floridaman shoots at Walmart delivery drone.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man arrested for shooting a Walmart delivery drone. Florida dad arrested after 15-month-old daughter eats his weed. Nearly all Florida beaches have unsafe levels of human poop. Gamer flies from New Jersey to Florida, attacks man with hammer over online gaming dispute. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
28.6.2024 • 19 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Church sells plots of land in Heaven. Golf course rents out llamas as caddies.
North Carolina golf course rents out llama caddies to carry your clubs. Eternal Real Estate? A Church in Mexico Is Selling Plots of Land in Heaven. Edinburgh offers cash prizes for taking photo of yourself putting rubbish in a litter bin. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
27.6.2024 • 21 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Beastiality Bus pulled over in PA. You can't sell human poo without FDA approval.
FDA warns company selling products with human fecal matter without approval. Alleged bestiality bus with dozens of animals stopped in Pennsylvania. Two US astronauts stranded in space on board Boeing’s Starliner capsule. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
26.6.2024 • 13 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Poop protest in the Paris river postponed. Flat Earthers get a new reality show.
Parisian poop protest postponed. Flat Earthers Are Getting Their Own Competition Style Reality TV Show. NASA shows interest in an asteroid worth $10,000,000,000,000,000,000. //
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25.6.2024 • 15 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Man had sex with a train seat. Hong Kong demands citizens smile more to attract more tourists.
Hong Kong Tells Residents to ‘Smile More’ as Government Tries to Revive Declining Tourism. Man accused of having sex with train seat on MetroLink. Woman earns Stanford master’s degree at 105. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
24.6.2024 • 15 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Florida lady shot roommate for being messy. Playground stolen from Florida school for Autistic children.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida McDonald's employee shoots at customers who said their order was wrong. Floridaman dentist arrested after making more than 100 online threats. Playground stolen from Florida school for children with autism. Florida woman shoots roommate, says he didn’t clean up after himself. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
21.6.2024 • 20 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Man's genitals removed by enemy while asleep. Anti-Woke water is a hit for conservatives.
‘Anti-woke’ water becomes a hit for conservatives. Indian Man's Genitals Removed While He Was Sleeping. Study show eating cheese plays a role in healthy, happy aging – who are we to argue? // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
20.6.2024 • 19 Protokoll, 33 Sekunden
New SexBots powered AI to hit shelves. Come back to the office and get your own desk!
China's next-gen sexbots powered by AI to hit the shelves. Employers lure workers back to office with promise of their own desk. Vermont Republican confesses to secretly pouring cups of water into colleague’s bag for months. //
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19.6.2024 • 16 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
Police conduct mock shooting for students who now need therapy. Elephants know each others' names cuz they smart.
Woman didn’t know she was pregnant, gave birth at Golden Corral. Elephants may refer to each other by name. Burlington Police Terrified High School Students With Mock Shooting. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
18.6.2024 • 16 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Crocodile ate their dogs, so they ate him. Hire a driver that can also shoot your enemies.
A crocodile was terrorizing an Australian town, so residents cooked and ate it. Like Uber, but with guns new car service in Phoenix. Edible robots could end up on a menu according to scientists. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
17.6.2024 • 24 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
Floridaman sneezes and his colon falls out at the diner. Man thinks all of Florida is a nude beach.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man takes naked stroll through park with good reason. Floridaman sneezes and his colon falls out at the diner. Florida school board bans a book on book-banning. Floridaman crashes car through a jail and the it gets weird. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
14.6.2024 • 20 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
Man broke into home to perform exorcism on former co-worker. Hospital puts "famous" singer in a straight-jacket.
Four Tops singer says hospital put him in straitjacket after not believing he was in Four Tops. A restaurant wanting a ‘grown and sexy’ vibe bans diners under 30. Man breaks into former Chick-fil-A co-worker's home to 'perform exorcism'. //
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13.6.2024 • 28 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy. German town votes to have all pigeons killed.
Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy. German town votes to have all pigeons killed. Chiquita Banana Co found liable for financing terrorist group. //
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12.6.2024 • 20 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
Jesus had an erection when he dies, says priest. Flying venomous spiders heading to the Northeast.
Venomous flying spiders with 4-inch legs spread across East Coast. Catholic priest keeps job after reportedly claiming Jesus died with an erection. Canadian walking her dog finds more than 40 rotisserie chickens in the woods. //
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11.6.2024 • 18 Protokoll, 46 Sekunden
Books about farts and butts are back in Texas libraries. Lady suffers from Sleep Shopping disorder.
Woman Who Shops in Her Sleep: Rare Disorder called 'Sleep Shopping'. Texas library must reinstate books with 'butts and farts,' court says. Tokyo govt to launch dating app to boost birth rate. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
10.6.2024 • 23 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
Florida woman called police on herself during a carjacking. Floridaman caught pushing stolen Coke machine down street.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Lab-grown meat isn’t on store shelves yet, but Florida has already banned it. Florida woman called 911 on herself during attempted carjacking. ‘You’re not allowed to stop me’: Florida woman leads officers on chase. Floridaman Caught Pushing Stolen Coca-Cola Fridge Through Neighborhood. //
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7.6.2024 • 17 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Porn takes over Amazon tribe after they finally get internet. Scientists wanna know what time it is on the moon.
Why scientists say we need to send clocks to the moon.
Elders Of Amazon Tribe Slam Elon Musk's Starlink For Exposing Young Members To Porn, Social Media.
Online shop selling USED TAMPONS to strangers. //
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6.6.2024 • 25 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Straight men get free beer at bar's Heterosexual Awareness event. Flavor Flav orders entire Red Lobster menu in effort to save company.
Flavor Flav Orders Entire Red Lobster Menu in Effort to Save Company. Idaho bar declares June ‘Heterosexual Awareness Month’ with free beers for straight men.
France Arrests Three People After Coffins Found at Eiffel Tower. //
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5.6.2024 • 18 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
You will soon be able to grow new teeth. Your orange juice is about to have zero oranges.
Humans May Be Able to Grow New Teeth Within Just 6 Years. Texas professors sue to fail students who seek abortions. Orange juice makers consider using alternative fruit as prices skyrocket. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
4.6.2024 • 17 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
Town bans sex dolls and genital costumes for parties. Teacher holds mock slave auction in class.
Italian village with 46 residents has 30 local election candidates. Spanish tourist town bans sex dolls and genital costumes for bachelor and bachelorette parties.
Massachusetts teacher on leave after holding mock slave auction and using racial slurs. //
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3.6.2024 • 19 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Shirtless Floridaman robbing Wendy's with finger guns blazin. Florida couple makes 4pm love on the pier.
FLORDA FRIDAY - Shirtless Florida man tries to rob a Wendy’s with finger guns blazin. Florida men of stole 150 gallons of used cooking oil. Florida couple had sex on Naples Pier at 4:30pm. Florida child brings hollowed-out, inert grenade to elementary school. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
31.5.2024 • 25 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Cash for vasectomy reversals to help declining birth rates. Violent street performer disputes in Mexico.
South Korea Offers Cash for Vasectomy Reversals in Bid to Boost Languishing Birth Rate. Mariachis attack flame-swallower as Mexico’s disputes between street performers reaches new high. Student council apologizes over giving girl group's used water bottles away as prizes at a talent show. //
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30.5.2024 • 19 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Poop balloons sent from North Korea to annoy neighbor. Ramen lovers eat their noodles as restaurant goes up in flames around them.
Ramen lovers continue to eat noodles as restaurant goes up in flames around them. 81-year-old arrested after police say he terrorized a California neighborhood with a slingshot. North Korea reportedly sends balloons carrying excrement into the South. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
29.5.2024 • 22 Protokoll, 21 Sekunden
Mexican cartels take over the tortillas. Family gets brain worms from uncooked bear meat.
Mexican cartels taking control of tortilla industry. Family stricken with rare brain worms after eating undercooked bear. Scientists brew killer bee beer. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
28.5.2024 • 16 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
Florida Priest bites woman at Mass. Floridaman offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral pleasures.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Grandma Groped Goofy at Disney World. Floridaman criminal found ‘folded’ in a dryer. Florida Priest bites woman at Mass after denying her the body of Christ cookie. Floridaman offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral pleasures. //
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24.5.2024 • 23 Protokoll, 53 Sekunden
Dogs now have their own luxury airline. Queer animal documentary featuring bisexual lions.
Your Dogs Can Now Fly in Luxury With a New Airline Just for Them. Daily Cannabis Use Outpaced Daily Alcohol Use For First Time In U.S. Queer animal documentary featuring bisexual lions accused of pushing a ‘satanic gay agenda’. //
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23.5.2024 • 29 Protokoll, 53 Sekunden
Crime to wear a mask in public? Ten Commandments in the classroom? Bears don't mind Black Sabbath.
Louisiana could become first state to require Ten Commandments be displayed in classrooms. BLACK SABBATH's Music Is Not Good For Getting A Bear Out Of A Tree. NC Senate approves bill making it a crime to wear a mask in public. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
22.5.2024 • 25 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Every human testicle contains microplastics, study shows. Swiss court bans the Bimbo for being racist.
Swiss court bans ‘racist’ Mexican food brand ‘Bimbo’. Stop signs replace Oakland traffic lights to deter copper theft. Scientists Confirm Microplastics Now Detected in Evevery Human Testicle. //
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21.5.2024 • 24 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
Man has sexual relations with a pink Tesla for three hours. Taiwan parliament member runs away with bill to prevent passing.
Korean man has inappropriate relations with a pink Tesla for three hours. 706 people named Kyle got together in Texas, but wasn’t enough for a world record. Taiwan parliament member runs away with bill to prevent passing. //
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20.5.2024 • 23 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
Florida raises stripper age to 21 to fight trafficking? Miami police showcase first Rolls Royce police car.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida teen says she was denied entry to prom for wearing a suit. Gov. DeSantis signs bill raising age to strip in Florida, combats human trafficking. Miami Beach Police rolls out world’s first Rolls-Royce police car. Floridaman named Yoda arrested for burglary. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
17.5.2024 • 27 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Pope will discuss aliens and what the church will do about them. 106 year old man is the oldest skydiver ever.
Pope Set To Hold Press Conference on Aliens and the Supernatural. Man arrested for releasing his fluids on Whole Foods shopper. Texas man has world’s oldest skydiver record at 106 years old. //
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16.5.2024 • 21 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Judge rules tacos and burritos are sandwiches. Police Arrest Yakuza Leader For Stealing 25 Pokemon Trading Cards.
Tokyo Police Arrest Yakuza Leader For Stealing 25 Pokemon Trading Cards. Indiana judge rules tacos, burritos are sandwiches. Killer whales attack and sink sailing boat off Gibraltar. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
15.5.2024 • 16 Protokoll, 46 Sekunden
Flavor Flav is a hype man for the US women’s water polo team. YouTuber runs over pedestrian while streaming under the influence.
Flavor Flav is the official hype man for the US women’s water polo team. YouTuber runs over pedestrian while streaming under the influence. Scorpions invade southwest Las Vegas valley neighborhoods. //
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14.5.2024 • 20 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Lady lived inside supermarket roof sign for entire year. Man assaults police with a block of cheese.
Plane passenger climbs into the overhead bin of US Southwest Airlines flight and takes a nap. Angry guy assaulted Newfoundland officers with block of cheese. Woman Found Living in Supermarket Store Sign with Computer and Coffee Maker for a Year.//
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13.5.2024 • 17 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
Floridaman bites off piece of cop’s head at a music festival. Man stopped at Miami airport with snakes in his pants.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman Claims He Caught A Time Traveler Coming Out Of His Shed. Floridaman arrested after biting off piece of cop’s head at music festival. Floridaman arrested for pulling AR-15 rifle on Uber driver dropping off daughter. Miami voted Best U.S. City for Nude Gardening. Floridaman stopped at Miami International Airport with snakes in his pants. //
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10.5.2024 • 26 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Zoo painted puppies to look like pandas. AI Priest defrocked after it Ok's baptizing a baby in Gatorade.
Zoogoers outraged to discover ‘panda’ exhibit was actually dogs dyed black and white. Women are paying big money to scream, smash sticks in the woods in a rage ritual. AI Priest defrocked after it Ok's baptizing a baby in Gatorade. //
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9.5.2024 • 28 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
Darts player refuses to play against trans darts player. Bear eats the ducklings at a kids party.
British darts star forfeits match after refusing to face trans darts player. Bear devours ducklings during kid's birthday party at Seattle Zoo. Lady drives through Fenway Park gate, crashes into forklift. // Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
8.5.2024 • 22 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Emotional support alligator kidnapped. NASA asked to help find the Loch Ness Monster.
Man says his emotional support alligator was kidnapped. Loch Ness monster: NASA urged to help as new search begins. Restaurant worker put his genitals in jar of jelly. Scientists say active volcano is spewing gold. //
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7.5.2024 • 27 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
Floridaman throws pasta during road rage incident. Floridaman 'Pee Wee’ caught exposing himself at 3 stores.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man arrested after ‘throwing pasta with sauce’ amid road rage incident. 'Pee Wee’ caught exposing himself at Florida stores three times in a month. ‘Really dumb decision:’ Florida woman apologizes for assault rifle photoshoot outside daycare. 85-year-old Floridaman alleges prostitute carjacked him after sex. //
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4.5.2024 • 31 Protokoll
Meth induced Bigfoot sacrifice leads to murder of fishing buddy. Gold spewing volcano make you rich.
Woman in England told she is dead and she would like answers even tho dead people don't get answers. Man murdered his friend because he thought he was sacrificing him to Bigfoot but also meth. Volcano in Antarctica spews $6k worth of gold each day. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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30.4.2024 • 13 Protokoll, 12 Sekunden
Pet cat shipped 700 miles in Amazon return package. The Mona Lisa may be sent to the basement.
Pet cat was shipped 650 miles in Amazon return package by accident. Mona Lisa is gonna be sent to the basement at the Louvre museum. Retired chiropractor kills Elvis Impersonator using chlorophyll during kinky intercourse. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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30.4.2024 • 25 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Floridaman employee shoots own father thru drive-thru. Floridaman drinks a cold one during arrest.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Dunkin Donuts employee shot father through the drive thru. Floridaman tells police he's gonna drink a cold one while being arrested. Florida couple forged lottery ticket winner by taping together two losers. Floridaman shoots a McDonald's customer over sauce. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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26.4.2024 • 18 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Male hippo discovered to be female after 7 years at a zoo. Orgasm noise study shows it's quiet.
Man sues movie theaters for underfilling the drinks. Male hippo in Japanese zoo discovered to be female after 7 years. Orgasm noise study results show it's pretty quiet. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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25.4.2024 • 28 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Milan to ban ice cream and pizza after midnight. Lady says stolen jeep was a tip from a customer.
Lady says stolen jeep was a tip from a former Waffle House customer. Milan set to ban ice cream and pizza after midnight for the entire summer. Students were instructed to act out mass murder involving puppets in theater class.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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24.4.2024 • 17 Protokoll, 46 Sekunden
Snakebite victims asked to not bring the snake to the hospital. Man's body produces alcohol?
Man has a condition where his body makes alcohol, no DUI for him. Hospital in Australia asks snakebite victims to please not bring the snake in. School principal got a facial in the kitchen and bites the teacher that video recorded it.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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23.4.2024 • 19 Protokoll, 57 Sekunden
Woman took a corpse into a bank and tried to get a loan. Mascot name Ozempig upsets some people.
Minor league baseball team names mascot Ozempig and it upsets people. Beijing marathon runner allowed to win by the Africans. Brazilian arrested after taking a corpse to the bank to get a loan. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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22.4.2024 • 19 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Floridaman has sword ritual with kidnapped lady. Florida fire fighter whips out his hose in a 7-11.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman shoots roommate during their vigilance drill. Florida fire fighter whips it out at a 7-11. Floridaman conducts a sword ritual while holding woman captive. Florida woman spits on bus driver over false coochie touching. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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19.4.2024 • 23 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
Workers hired thugs to beat up boss for long hours. Polish priest held drug field orgies and then...
Workers hire thugs to beat up manager for working them too much. Polish priest held drug field orgies with male prostitutes and then trouble. Burglar left a big one in toilet. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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18.4.2024 • 16 Protokoll, 57 Sekunden
Man arrested for having sex with a car for three years. Tennessee okays teachers with guns in class.
Man arrested for making love to a lady's car for three years nonstop. Bay Area train employees built secret homes in train stations. Tennessee passes a bill allowing public school teachers to be armed in classrooms. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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18.4.2024 • 15 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Goofy falls on top of woman, who sues Disney. Nuns eat potato chips and now the church is angry,
Woman sues Disney after Goofy falls on top of her. Ontario resident gets a vagina and a penis paid for by public. Commercial of nuns eating potato chips in place of communion wafers sparks outrage. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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16.4.2024 • 16 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Man kills himself with his own poisonous pet snakes. Dead lady requested Grim Reaper at funeral.
Man takes his own life using his pet snakes. Woman tips $1k because she believe the rapture was coming and then asked for her money back. Dead lady request Grim Reaper at her funeral. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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15.4.2024 • 17 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Florida woman claims God told her to shoot up a highway during eclipse. Drunk driving on 3 wheels?
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida teens arrested for partying on top of a crane. Drunk Florida woman driving on three tires arrested. Florida pastor cancels autism awareness because he says it's demonic. Florida woman claims God told her to shoot the highway on the solar eclipse. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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12.4.2024 • 17 Protokoll, 59 Sekunden
Testicles were shown on the news instead of solar eclipse. Employee hangs his own art in museum.
Mexican news station accidentally shows testicles shot instead of the solar eclipse. Employee hangs his own art in the art museum. Millennials and Gen Z are apparently splurging on groceries according to study. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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11.4.2024 • 28 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Drug made from human bones is very addicting. Nine year old misses bus, steals mom's car for school.
Drug made from human bones is an epidemic in Africa. Everyone in Japan will have last name Sato by year 2531. Nine year old takes mom's car to school after missing the bus. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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10.4.2024 • 18 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Chechnya bans music that's too slow but also too fast. Earthquake strikes while man gets vasectomy.
French couple with 159 cats now banned from all pets. Earthquake hits while man is getting vasectomy. Chechnya bans music that is too slow and music that is too fast. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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9.4.2024 • 21 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Town asks mayor to stop the solar eclipse. Italian island offers free goats if you catch them.
Michigan town asks mayor to stop the solar eclipse. Italian island offer free goats to anyone that catches them. Customer pulls gun on n Burger King employee for offering a discount. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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8.4.2024 • 24 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Floridaman assaults store manager with Bible on Easter. Couple arrested for sex in front of Popeye's
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman assaults store manager with a Bible on Easter. Space trash falls on a house in Florida. Florida 10 year old sold his dead dad's gun to another elementary student. Florida couple has sex on a sidewalk in front of Popeyes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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5.4.2024 • 21 Protokoll, 11 Sekunden
Man fires his gun downtown to celebrate his divorce. Africa threatens to deliver 20,000 elephants .
Botswana threatens to send 20,000 elephants to Germany. Man arrested for firing his guns to celebrate his divorce. Inmates in New York sue to see the solar eclipse. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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4.4.2024 • 22 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Firefighter impersonator with garden hose arrested. Arizona claims Pluto as official planet.
Swiss canton creating fake traffic jam to fool tourists. Firefighter impersonator with garden hose disrupts fire rescue. Pluto is claimed by Arizona as their official planet. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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2.4.2024 • 16 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Super Gonorrhea surging in China. Filipinos still nailing themselves to crosses, church hates it.
Filipinos are still bailing themselves to crosses and the church hates it. Super Gonorrhea is surging in China. Banana battle at a gas station leads to hospitalization. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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1.4.2024 • 20 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Florida lady says it's not robbery, it's a "game called 21". Gallons of wine okay but no lab meat!
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman robs a Walmart but says it's all a game of 21. Florida is going to ban lab grown meat. Floridaman masturbees on a children's bicycle. Florida will now offer large containers of wine.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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29.3.2024 • 24 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Help us find the biggest weiner in baseball. Man dies after friend pumps air into his rectum.
Sports company hiring a Weiner Connoisseur to find largest Weiner in baseball. Cornwall pub lost their award because of Nazi memorabilia. Indian man died after friend pumps air into his rectum. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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28.3.2024 • 15 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Strippers' Bill of Rights signed in Washington. Man believed his mom a vampire and staked her.
Viagra linked to a reduction in Alzheimer's risk according to new study. Stripper's Bill of Rights signed in Washington. Man kills his mother believing she's a vampire. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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27.3.2024 • 16 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Titanic door that murdered Jack sold for $700k. Tennessee senate passes bill banning chemtrails?
Titanic door that killed Jack sold for $700 k at Hollywood auction. Tennessee senate passes bill to ban chemtrails. Prisoner taught printing in jail prints counterfeit money. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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26.3.2024 • 13 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
Man stole and ate the leg of someone killed by a train. Buying lady poop online isn't easy.
Man stole and ate the leg of someone killed by a train. Man tries to buy women's poo on Facebook. Texas man changed his name to "Literally Anybody Else" and this now running for president. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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26.3.2024 • 18 Protokoll, 12 Sekunden
Naked Florida woman sets fire to church and police cars. Child brought gun to daycare in lunchbox.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked Florida woman sets fire to church and police cars. Floridaman touches himself after being denied entry into Sloppy Joe's. Leprosy is on the rise in Florida. Florida mom put a gun in her child's lunch box for daycare. 500 pounds of pythons in one pile found in Florida.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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22.3.2024 • 19 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Boys ages 11, 12, and 16 rob a bank in Texas. Bakery can't sell alcohol near the pyramid winery.
Boys ages 11,12 and 16 rob a bank in Texas. Georgia couple claims movers stole their sex dominoes. Utah bakery denied liquor license because of proximity to a wine pyramid church. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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21.3.2024 • 25 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Man offered college girls $100 to kick in the groin. Student persuaded to cut off both his feet.
Student was persuaded to choose his feet off by a buddy for insurance money. Canadian man arrested for offering college girls $100 to kick him in the groin. Sex is back at the 2024 Olympics in Paris. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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20.3.2024 • 20 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Lady with two vaginas and a boyfriend for each. Cat fell into a cat of toxic chemicals.
Cat fell into a vat of toxic chemicals in Japan. Woman with two vaginas and two boyfriends. Man banned from store he brought his service duck into. / Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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19.3.2024 • 21 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
Lady impersonates FBI agent to shut down Waffle House. Elderly couple escaped living facility.
Woman impersonated FBI agent in order to shut down a Waffle House. Montreal man got a letter from the government claiming he's dead. Elderly couple escaped living facility using Morse code skills. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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18.3.2024 • 17 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Fake Florida doctor does a "killer" buttlift. Mom tried to sell her daughter in a bank parking lot.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida fake doctor kills woman with a buttlift. Floridaman with "Will Run" license plate runs from police. Florida mom offers to sell her daughter for $500 in parking lot. Floridaman stole $25k from employer and made getaway on a bus. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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15.3.2024 • 20 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Man creates giant mutant hybrid sheep illegally. Dead man's roommates drive his body to his bank.
Montana man created giant mutant hybrid bighorn sheep for hunting. Massachusetts beach homeowners built $500 mil sand barrier that washes away in 3 days. Dead Ohio man's roommates drove his corpse to his own bank to withdraw money. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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14.3.2024 • 22 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Simulated period pain for male office workers in Japan. Fake lawyer at Burger King scam.
Make office workers in Japan experience simulated period pain. Olive oil is most stolen product in Spain. Victim seeking divorce scammed by fake paralegal at Burger King. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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13.3.2024 • 18 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Rats are eating the marijuana at NOLA police station. Men planned to have python eat young girl.
Police in New Orleans claim rats are eating the marijuana in their evidence room. French study shows young people don't recognize a zucchini. Two men planned to have a python eat a woman's daughter before blowing her house up. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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12.3.2024 • 17 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Saudi Arabia's humanoid robot "gropes" news anchor. Library will accept cat pics instead of fees.
Inmate wrongly released from jail, sees on news that he's an escapee and promptly calls police to turn himself in. Saudi Arabia's first humanoid robot gropes a female on camera. Library accepts your cat pics and will wave your fees and dues. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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11.3.2024 • 21 Protokoll
Floridaman says his bomb threat was "flirting". Man holds lady for ransom after learning she's Trans
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida lawmakers pass bill banning ballon releases. Floridaman beat man with coconut after stealing tricycle. Floridaman held woman for ransom after learning she transgender. Floridaman claims his airport bomb threat was attempt to flirt. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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8.3.2024 • 20 Protokoll, 46 Sekunden
Teacher shot student during exams. Russia and China plan a nuclear power plant on the Moon.
Teacher suspended for shooting a student during exams. Voyager 1 space probe is talking nonsense and NASA is worried. Russia and China plan on building a nuclear power plant on the moon. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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7.3.2024 • 23 Protokoll, 59 Sekunden
Scorpion stung a man's groin in Vegas hotel. US military man shared classified info on dating site.
Scorpion sting man on testicles in Vegas hotel. US Military man shares cover classified information on a foreign dating site. Annoying hospital beeps and alarms cause hundreds of deaths per year. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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6.3.2024 • 17 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Balls Out Bowling where nudity is required. Nasal spray addiction crisis in Norway.
Naked bowling event coming to Pittsburgh. 70 year old man has eaten over 34,000 Big Macs. Norway has 700k nasal spray addicts. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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5.3.2024 • 23 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Toe-licking fundraiser event at a school. Man pulls knife on comedy club staff after denied stage.
Student toe-licking fundraiser sparks investigation at a high school. Humpback whales photographed having gay male intercourse. Wisconsin man arrested for pulling a knife on comedy club staff after he wasn't allowed to get on stage. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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4.3.2024 • 20 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Floridaman claims is Jesus while pooping in a Target. Floridaman hates free stuff and will attack.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Dunkin's manager steals $150k from employer. Customer throws his fee hot coffee at Florida Dunkin's employee. Floridaman claims is Jesus while pooping in a Target. Florida woman poisons her boyfriend with bleach. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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1.3.2024 • 18 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
Teacher brings swords to class for kids to battle. Willy Wonka event left kids in tears.
Teacher brought swords to class and held fight club. Willy Wonka event left kids in tears. Republican suggests bringing back duels. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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29.2.2024 • 23 Protokoll, 57 Sekunden
Mom can't stop throwing Christmas trees. Japan will launch first wooden satellite.
Japan launches first wooden satellite. Female passenger forces oral sex on man sitting next to her. Mom loses insurance case for fraud after she's photographed throwing a Christmas tree. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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28.2.2024 • 15 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Singer dosed bandmate with estrogen to steal his girlfriend. Woman will be first to marry a hologram
Singer dosed bandmate with estrogen to steal his woman. Influencer sells all of her farts online for $300. Woman will be first to marry a hologram. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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27.2.2024 • 19 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Corpse left in a hearse for two years. Man tried to buy a Porsche with $78 million check.
Funeral home owner left corpse in a hearse for 2 years. Missouri law says pregnant women can't get a divorce. Indiana man arrested for trying to buy a car with $78 million check. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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26.2.2024 • 17 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
Florida woman gives mom a hot grits slap. Measles outbreak at a Florida school but it's fine!
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Measles outbreak at Florida school but that's fine. Florida woman attacked her mom with hot grits slap. Florida couple arrested for bestiality. Florida law will ban social media for kids under 16. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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23.2.2024 • 19 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
Priest arrested for selling Viagra. Japan will allow women at the Naked Man Festival.
Woman drives thru graveyard because she's late for appointments. Japan will allow women at the Naked Man Festival for the first time. Police in Spain arrest a priest for selling viagra. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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22.2.2024 • 19 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Your coffee has poop in it. Human leg found on the NYC subway tracks.
Your coffee has poop in it. Man paid someone to cut off his feet in an insurance scam. Human leg found on the New York subway tracks. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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21.2.2024 • 16 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Man wearing kilt puts antiques up his rectum. Alabama court decides a frozen embryo is a child.
Man wearing kilt caught putting antiques up his rectum. Alabama court rules a frozen embryo is a child. Navy allows sailors to put hands in pockets. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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20.2.2024 • 18 Protokoll, 2 Sekunden
Bedsheet gloryhole trickery gets man jail time. Gang of elderly bank robbers with incontinence.
Iran claims ownership of Antarctica. Gang of elderly robbers arrested in Italy. Toronto man gets prison for glory hole trickery. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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19.2.2024 • 22 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Floridaman carjacks his grandma. Floridaman stole statues to gift his ex on Valentine's Day.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman stole statues for ex girlfriend on Valentine's Day. Florida school asks parents permission to have children read to. Florida deputy shoots up his car after mistaking acorn for bullet. Florida man carjacks his own grandma. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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16.2.2024 • 25 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Maggots fall on passengers' heads during flight. Stingray is pregnant but who's the daddy?
Prisoner's brain is missing. Maggots fall on passengers during Delta flight. A stingray is pregnant but the who's the father? // Alabama prisoner's brain is missing and family not happy. Delta flight turns around after maggots fall on passengers. Pregnant stingray mystery, is the father a shark? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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15.2.2024 • 25 Protokoll, 2 Sekunden
Pastor sold meth out of his Methodist church. Women are all about those AI boyfriends.
Free the peach! Protestors in Australia for G String bikini freedom. Pastor arrested for selling crystal meth out of his church. Chinese women are all about AI boyfriends. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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14.2.2024 • 17 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
Tv show features girl turned into a chicken nugget. Crowd attacks a Robotaxi.
Korean tv show features daughter getting turned into a chicken nugget. Amish buggy crash twin sister switcheroo. Crowd lights a robotaxi on fire in San Francisco. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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13.2.2024 • 17 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Mutant cancer resistant wolves in Chernobyl. Airline will weigh passengers ahead of takeoff.
Mutant cancer resistant wolves at Chernobyl. Airline will start weighing passengers. Man pleasured himself in a Divinity library. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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13.2.2024 • 13 Protokoll, 57 Sekunden
Floridaman believes in right to shoot crack bears. Florida patient jiggled genitals for a crowd.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman exposes genitals outside hospital for a "second opinion". Florida school issued permission slips for Black History Month lessons. Floridaman assaults his date because they sat next to a gay couple. Florida lawmaker believes in the right to shoot bears on crack. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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9.2.2024 • 23 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Climbers must carry own poop down from Mt. Everest. Radio station had their 200 ft tower stolen.
Alabama station surprised when their radio tower was stolen. Mount Everest climbers will now have to bring back their own poop. Baggage handler lost job after writing nasty message on passenger's bag. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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8.2.2024 • 23 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
"Free Cocaine" samples lead to dealer arrest. Man paints squirrels to find which make the dog bark.
New York man painted the squirrels to see which made his dog bark. Hurricanes becoming too strong that a new category is needed. Free samples of cocaine lead police to arrest Calgary dealer. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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7.2.2024 • 13 Protokoll, 53 Sekunden
Dairy Queen meth ring dubbed "Operation Blizzard" bust. Samurai sword swinging man invades Walmart.
Screaming samurai sword waving man evacuated a Walmart. Spain and France are embroiled in a tomato war. Police bust a meth ring out of a Texas Dairy Queen. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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6.2.2024 • 18 Protokoll, 11 Sekunden
Man shoots at "Ninja like" people for hours. Large inert nuclear missile found in man's garage.
Indian authorities release a pigeon they thought was a Chinese spy. Defunct nuclear middle found in man's garage. Georgia man accused of shooting 127 rounds at "Ninja like" people. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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5.2.2024 • 14 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
Florida mom's OnlyFans ad on her car featured at kids school. Florida wife does Florida things.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman sues Combos for not being cheesy. Florida wife tries to kill husband over postcard from ex he dated in 1960s. Florida mom banned from dropping kids off at school with OnlyFans ad on her car. Florida woman cuts her dog's neck because she was told to do so in a dream. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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3.2.2024 • 21 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Adult diaper spa offer therapy in your diaper. Sky Poop leaves locals baffled.
Residents complain about the mysterious "Sky Poop". Diaper spa catering to adults raises concerns in New Hampshire town. San Mateo declares loneliness as official health emergency. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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2.2.2024 • 26 Protokoll
Elmo learns that humanity is very depressed right now. Mother pours hot water on her horny son.
Surprised woman learns from Google alerts that she's on a presidential ballot as candidate. Mother in Malaysia burns her porn watching son, Elmo, the muppet, asks if we're all okay and we are not, clearly. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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31.1.2024 • 17 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
After Super Viagra orgy, man exposed himself at Hungry Jack's. Dead man wakes after pothole hit.
Australian man exposed himself at a Hungry Jack's after his Super Viagra orgy session. Russia wants to build a safe space for conservative Americans to live. Dead man wakes up after ambulance hits a pothole. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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30.1.2024 • 18 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Pepperoni vandals strike Jersey home. Health officials warn do not eat fried toothpicks.
Trillions of cicadas are coming experts warn. NJ home vandalized by pepperoni vandals. Health officials in South Korea warn against eating fried toothpicks. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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29.1.2024 • 19 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Floridaman anger management therapist murders people. Man tried to sleep with all flight attendants.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man tried to get flight attendants to join Mike High Club on trip to Florida. Floridaman anger therapist killed man and put him in a trunk. Florida approves bill to ban social media for kids under 16. Floridaman fell asleep at the wheel surrounded by Four Loco and stuff. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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26.1.2024 • 18 Protokoll, 2 Sekunden
Amish horse and buggy stolen from Walmart parking lot. Senators propose bringing back duels.
Missouri rule change would allow senators to challenge the each other to a duel. Amish horse and buggy stolen from Walmart parking lot. Starbucks fires their hero employees that prevented an armed robbery. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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25.1.2024 • 23 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Ukrainian woman wins Miss Japan. Metal band apologizes for throwing severed pig's head at a show.
Black metal band apologizes for throwing severed pig head at a show. Ukrainian woman wins Miss Japanese pageant. Nude artist says he was groped at the exhibit. // Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - NEW sponsor: Magic Mind https://magicmind.com/JANjonesy use Code:FUNNYJONES20 - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
24.1.2024 • 23 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Man stabs neighbor over loud snoring. New bill would ban sexy selfies unless you're married.
Man stabs his neighbor over loud snoring feud. Oklahoma bill would ban sending sexy selfies. Teen faces charges for raping fish to ATMs. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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23.1.2024 • 19 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
Bigfoot sightings are Black Bears, study shows. Marathon runner disqualified for chain smoking.
Indiana man wearing ankle monitor tried to trade drugs for fried pickles at Buffalo Wild Wings. Chinese marathon runner disqualified for chain smoking cigarettes while running. Study finds that BigFoot sightings correlate with Black Bear populations. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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22.1.2024 • 20 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Florida woman tried to use dog pee for drug sample. Man touches himself while stabbing a stranger.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman throws Subway sandwich at employee. Floridaman busted for creeping with underwear around neck. Floridaman touches himself in front of stranger before stabbing. Floridaman throws beer and shoots gun because cars speed. Florida woman tried to pass off dog urine as her own. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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19.1.2024 • 20 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Oldest dog ever has title suspended. Passenger trapped in bathroom for entire flight.
Passenger trapped inside airplane bathroom entire flight. Oldest ever dog has title suspended during investigation. Capitol rioter allowed to delay prison time in order to finish work. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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18.1.2024 • 23 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Kentucky is very cool with incest. Shaman agrees to stop casting genital spells.
Inmate escapes into snowstorm and immediately turns himself back in. Shaman agrees to stop casting genital spells. Kentucky republican proposed bill to make sex with your first cousin no longer incest.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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17.1.2024 • 16 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
Man accuses neighbors of being pirates. Funny highway signs will be banned across US.
Man accuses neighbors of being pirates and digs up their yard. US will ban funny highway signs starting this week. Judge in France changes baby's name because it's too weird. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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16.1.2024 • 18 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Mexican cartel goes into WiFi business. Man dressed as his girlfriend to take her university test.
Indian man dresses up as girlfriend to take her university exam. Gas station heroin is a health concern. Mexican cartel provide WiFi to locals and demand they use it or die. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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15.1.2024 • 16 Protokoll, 53 Sekunden
Florida inmate claims got pregnant thru air conditioning. Man shoots leaf blower for blowing.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman shoots roommate in face over puppy. Floridaman shoots leaf blower for blowing. Florida inmate claims she got pregnant from air conditioning vent. Florida school district removed dictionaries for sexual content. Floridaman hides meth in butt cheeks after running over paraplegic bicyclist. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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13.1.2024 • 27 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Kentucky invites space aliens to come for a visit. Navajo Nation is against human remains on Moon.
Navajo Nation is against sending human remains to the moon. Interstellar tourist campaign invites space aliens to visit Kentucky. Man sues 27 women who claim he's a psycho on Facebook. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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11.1.2024 • 20 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Sex worker offers military discount for services. Woman granted sperm of her dead husband.
Canadian military wanna charge sex worker that offers discount to their soldiers. Presidential campaign in Taiwan fed tide pods to the elderly voters. 62 yo woman granted permission to extract sperm of dead husband. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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10.1.2024 • 20 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
She poisoned husband's soup cuz soap opera star told her to. Want glacier ice in your pina colada?
Greenland ice company shipping glacier ice to high end bars in Dubai. Vietnam pledges human rights by 2099. Woman convinced to poison her husband by man pretending to he soap opera star. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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9.1.2024 • 20 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Man killed by falling cow while urinating. Naked Bamaman jumps into Bass Pro Shop aquarium.
Woman pretends to work at Waffle House for hours in order to rob them. Indian man struck by a falling cow while urinating. Naked Alabama man jumps into Bass Pro Shop aquarium. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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8.1.2024 • 16 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Floridaman, his limp package and a dildo assault. Lady hides hot bullets in her hot lady pocket.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman assaults girlfriend with pink dildo after insults his limpness. Florida woman hid hot shell casings inside her hot lady pocket. Floridaman sues over exploding Dunkin Donuts toilet. Florida city adopts law requiring dog owners to give their dog exercise. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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5.1.2024 • 21 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Bert of Weird AF News - Part 2
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3.1.2024 • 1 Stunde, 14 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Best of Weird AF News 2023 - Part 1
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2.1.2024 • 1 Stunde, 15 Protokoll, 57 Sekunden
Florida lady beats boyfriend with Christmas tree. Floridaman in a dress makes pleasure on a porch.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman has driveway stolen. Florida woman named Miracle assaulted boyfriend with Christmas tree. Floridaman goes ultra during police chase. Floridaman in a dress breaks into a home with favorite adult toy. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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29.12.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 57 Sekunden
You can keep on pooping, says the mayor. More strollers sold for pets than for infants in 2023.
More strollers sold for pets than children in 2023. Woman called 911 and nobody picks up. New Zealand mayor clarified there is no need to stop pooping during sewage crisis. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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28.12.2023 • 19 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
Bathtub pooping incident by Chinese Chess champion. Spirit Air sends a boy to the wrong city.
Spirit Airlines sends unaccompanied boy on the wrong flight for Christmas. Chinese chess champion stripped of title after bathtub defecation. Burger King offers free food if they think you are hungover. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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27.12.2023 • 20 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
North Korea wants to be vacation destination. Nativity scene with two Mary's sparks controversy.
North Korea wants to be a tourist destination. Church nativity scene with two mothers sparks controversy in Italy. Portland airport features llama therapy for stressed holiday travelers. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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26.12.2023 • 25 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Floridaman claims is Captain America and has guns. Man assaults WaWa employee with spicy chicken.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida porch pirate stole packages to give as holiday gifts. Floridaman assaults WaWa employee with spicy chicken. Floridaman tries to break into Air Force Base claims is Captain America. Floridaman burns a child he believed was possessed by a demon. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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22.12.2023 • 22 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Surge in unprotected holiday sex warning. Beware of fake clergymen selling air conditioners.
Scientists warn of surge in unprotected sex around holidays. Slim Jim says their super car Fast Meat has been stolen. Someone stole a Cardinal's identification to sell air conditioners. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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21.12.2023 • 19 Protokoll
Christmas is a time for penis fractures. Humans fuel global warming just by breathing, says study.
Grandma charges family for her annual Christmas feast. Risk of penile fractures rises at Christmas say doctors. Humans are fueling global warming by just breathing study says. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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20.12.2023 • 21 Protokoll, 11 Sekunden
Baby Jesus kidnapped by TikTokers. Teacher gave homework assignment to plan a terror attack.
Youngsters kidnapped baby Jesus and demand ransom on TikTok. Baby swept away by tornado found safe on a tree. Teacher in Sweden gave students homework assignment to plan a terrorist attack. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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19.12.2023 • 12 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
After School Satan Club at an elementary school? Resurrect your dead loved one with AI avatar.
After School Satan Club comes to elementary school. Chinese mourners use AI digital avatars to resurrect their dead loved ones. Ohio man still loves his ex girlfriend after she shot him in the genitals. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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18.12.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 46 Sekunden
Florida tourist man molested a manatee statue. Floridaman shot up a Christmas parade.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman shoots up Christmas parade. Floridaman refused to pay for Waffle House tattoo. Florida scientist couple put their two kids in cages. Florida tourist man sexually molested a manatee statue. Florida lady sang gospel songs and urinated during her DUI arrest. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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15.12.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Family doesn't notice owl in their Xmas tree for days. Cruise line bans couple for balcony fishing.
Kentucky family doesn't notice owl living in their Xmas tree for days. Carnival cruise bans couple for fishing off balcony. Woman stole Uber driver's car because he drove slow. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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14.12.2023 • 15 Protokoll, 43 Sekunden
Owning a dog makes your brain strong, study shows. Thieves argue lesser sentence cuz items on sale.
Man flew from Denmark to Los Angeles without passport or plane ticket. Study finds dog owners reduce risk of dementia. Convicted thieves argue for lesser charge because stolen items were on sale. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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13.12.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Teacher gave pre schoolers "sleepy time" stickers. Man claims he wasn't groping, he was robbing!
Teacher accused of giving pre schoolers sleepy time patches. Man accused of groping a woman claims he was only robbing her. Lost space tomato found on ISS. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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12.12.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
Passenger smuggles 2 otters and a prairie dog on flight. Krispy Kreme donuts invades France.
Passenger caught smuggling 2 otters and a prairie dog on flight. Kristy Kreme Donuts opens in Paris and they love it. Stolen truck returned with apology note and presents. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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11.12.2023 • 20 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Florida woman lit her Tinder date on fire. Florida couple stole a house then put Christmas lights.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested for assaulting wife with a sausage. Florida couple stole a house and then setup Christmas lights. Florida woman lit her Tinder date on fire. Floridaman quit his driving gig in middle of transporting prisoners. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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8.12.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 6 Sekunden
Lady shot in butt by her own gun during MRI. Official of Paraguay signs agreement with fake country.
Man finds a pea plant growing inside his lung. Woman shot in the buttocks by her own gun during MRI. Paraguay official fired for signing agreement with a fake country. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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7.12.2023 • 22 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Woman sentenced to work as fast food employee. Lady caught stealing during Shop with a Cop event.
Elderly couple's garden ornament turns out to be a large missile. Woman assaults Chipotle employee and sentenced to work at fast food. Woman caught stealing at Walmart during Shop with a Cop event. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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6.12.2023 • 22 Protokoll, 33 Sekunden
Lady killed during Slap Therapy session. Japan police arrest taxi driver for killing a pigeon.
Woman killed during Slap Therapy session for her diabetes. Police in Japan arrest taxi driver for killing a pigeon. Man killed by his own knife necklace. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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5.12.2023 • 19 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Florida gf stabs bf in eye for looking at other women. Man claims meth found in undies isn't his.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman claims meth in underwear not his own. Floridaman stabs woman cuz he wanted to. Floridaman exposes himself to customers on the lawn job. Florida woman stabbed boyfriend in the eye for looking at other women. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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2.12.2023 • 19 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
Man touches himself at a Kum and Go. Wife punched husband to death for not taking her to Dubai.
Man with a headache learns he has chopsticks stuck in his brain. Man arrested for touching himself at a Kun and Go gas station. Wife punches husband to death for not taking her to Dubai. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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1.12.2023 • 19 Protokoll, 11 Sekunden
Serial Pringles can pooper caught. Russian prisoners forced to listen to Bon Jovi and Moby.
Ohio lawyer suspended for pooping in Pringle's cans around town. South Korean airlines will soon have to tell passengers not to open the emergency doors. Russian prisoners forced to listen to Bon Jovi and Moby on repeat. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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29.11.2023 • 20 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Dog farmers threaten to release 2 million dogs. Space flight causes erectile dysfunction.
Space flight leads to erectile dysfunction. South Korean dog farmers threaten to release 2 million dogs. Paralympic athlete groom kills wife and self at his own wedding. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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28.11.2023 • 23 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
McDonald's bans teenagers after 6pm. Men break into closed jail, lock themselves in a cell, call 911
Man tried to kill someone for eating all the tacos. 3 men break into a jail and call 911 to get out. McDonald's branch bans teenagers after 6pm. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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27.11.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
Floridaman gets naughty on neighbor's porches. Floridaman assaults his wife with Oreo cookies.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman attempts to pee in the aisle on a flight. Floridaman arrested for touching himself on porches. Floridaman denied entry to car show and drives over someone. Floridaman attacks wife with Oreo cookies. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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24.11.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
Daryl Hall gets restraining order against John Oates. Hospitals remove crucifixes after attacks.
Catholic hospitals will remove crucifixes after staff attacks. Daryl Hall gets a restraining order against John Oates. Shots fired after a golden shower at the hotel. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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22.11.2023 • 15 Protokoll, 52 Sekunden
Drunken Taco Bell Holiday orgy anyone? Brown Friday is the a plumber's Thanksgiving nightmare.
Brown Friday for plumbers. Lawsuit alleges drunken Taco Bell holiday party orgy. Winner of Mega Millions jackpot sues family for telling family. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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22.11.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Helicopters create crocodile orgies? Hospital released the wrong dead bodies to families.
Hospital release wrong dead bodies to family members. Helicopters make crocodiles very horny in Australia. Time travel is not possible after all, say scientists. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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20.11.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 12 Sekunden
Floridaman poops on a dead possum in public. Woman shoots her sugardaddy in front of his girlfriend.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman shot at her sugar daddy in front of his girlfriend. Florida couple arrested for public sex in a dream come true. Floridaman caught pooping on a dead possum. Floridaman destroys property because he has demons. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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17.11.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Christian Furries judged for being Christian? Marathon runner banned for using a car in a race.
Christian Furries are worried they may be targeted for their faith. New toothpaste could help with peanut allergies. Ultra marathon runner banned for using a car in a race. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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16.11.2023 • 19 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Horse gets loose on board a plane. Boy attends his own murder hearing to prove he's in fact alive.
Boy attends his own murder hearing to prove he is actually alive. Plane forced to turn around after horse gets loose on board. School district sees 17 sets of twins incoming. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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15.11.2023 • 14 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Santa gets a DUI while driving kids on Santa's Train. Murderer released from prison for obesity.
Italian murderer released early from prison because he became dangerously obese in prison. Family of Native American man wants to know what happened to his hair. Tennessee man arrested for DUI while driving Santa's Train with kids. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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14.11.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Daycare workers ran children's fight club. CVS replaces toilet paper with pictures of toilet paper.
Daycare employees busted running a child fight club. CVS replaces toilet paper with pictures of toilet paper. Funeral home investigated when 189 decaying bodies discovered. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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13.11.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Disney has a "Poop Hallway". Floridaman takes a bath with his 5 alligators.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Disney World has a " Poop Hallway" where guests defecate while waiting for rides. Human skull found in a Florida thrift store. Floridaman found with 5 alligators in his bathtub. What's the "Loofah Code"? Hint: it's sexy time in the Villages. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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10.11.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Hiker brings home deadly snake to show the kids. Catholic Church warning about fake priests.
Hiker nearly dies after bringing home poison snake to show the kids. Catholic Church in California warning about fake priests. Why it's normal to see baby puffins thrown off a cliff. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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9.11.2023 • 20 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Snake Pizza offered by the Hut. Robot worker kills another human and the robot wars begin!
Pizza Hut offering snake pizza in Hong Kong. Orcas take down an entire yacht. Robot worker kills robot maintenance man in Korea. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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8.11.2023 • 14 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
People with tattoos commit more crimes, study says. Cocaine Hippos of Columbia are a problem.
Stolen Dunkin Donuts truck over weekend. Study shows people with tattoos commit crime. Columbia is at war with Pablo Escobar's hippos. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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7.11.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Naked house cleaner is very trusting. man not allowed to wear Gimp suit and hump the street.
UK man not allowed to wear Gimp outfit in public. Custodian has sex with school cafeteria items. Naked house cleaner is very trusting. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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6.11.2023 • 19 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Florida police warn of the Booty Patrol. Buy a new roof, get free AR-15 and a free turkey.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman brings loaded gun to cafe for Halloween. Florida roof company offers free Turkey and free AR15. Floridaman stole rental car in order to Uber. Florida residents beware of the Booty Patrol. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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3.11.2023 • 19 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Volcano owners not liable for visitor safety. Offensive bird names will be replaced by nice ones.
Owners of a volcano are not liable for visitor safety says court. Dozens of birds will be renamed in order to not offend. DoorDash says to tip or your food will arrive cold. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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2.11.2023 • 26 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
Lady identifies as a vampire. Teacher in trouble for yelling "Hail Satan!" in class.
Sperm quality harm from smartphone usage. Inside the life of a woman identifying as a vampire. High school teacher on leave for dressing as the devil in class. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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1.11.2023 • 21 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
Halloween candy should be eaten all at once , say dentists. 50 scariest places in all 50 states.
Halloween episode/ Dentist says to eat all the Halloween candy at once for better teeth. 50 scary places in all 50 states. The history of Trick or Treating goes back centuries. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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31.10.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Restaurant will charge $50 child misbehave fee. Man lit himself on fire when the tea arrived late.
Restaurant to add $50 surcharge if your kids misbehave. Italian mother wins eviction of her two 40 year old sons. Indian man sets himself on fire over late tea. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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30.10.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Floridaman demands all the Viagra or he'll shoot. Floridaman "Games" - Olympics for criminals.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman demands all the viagra from CVS. Floridaman jumps into lagoon at Epcot Disney. Floridaman broke into woman's home and demanded water. Floridaman Games coming in 2024. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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27.10.2023 • 23 Protokoll, 52 Sekunden
Man tried to hire prostitute for his horse. Man attacks skateboarder who he thought was a fish.
Man attacks skateboarder with a machete because he thought he was a fish. Private police in London help arrest 300 shoplifters. Washington man tried to hire a prostitute for his horse. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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26.10.2023 • 22 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Genital examinations of Dollar General employees? Celine Dion music battles torment a town in NZ.
Nebraska police will hit rest until they're find who threw out this mattress. Dollar General sued for giving employees medical examinations. New Zealand town tormented by the Celine Dion music speaker battles. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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25.10.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Never pee in the beer even if it tastes like pee. Football coach shot at practice by angry parent.
Chinese beer employee caught peeing in the beer. Football coach shot by angry parent. Texas republicans ban pregnant women from using highways. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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24.10.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Skeleton strippers are a Halloween controversy. Priest smashed pumpkins to rid the town of evil.
Stripper pole Halloween scene ordered to be removed. Village priest apologizes for the smashing pumpkins. Watertown is all out of water. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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23.10.2023 • 21 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Florida woman stole mom's car and ran her over with it. Lady woke up to maintenance man in her bed.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman pulled over driving stolen street sweeper. Floridaman used a bad sign to avoid his arrest. Florida woman found maintenance man in her bed. Florida woman stole her mom's car and ran her over with it. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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20.10.2023 • 13 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
Dead guy was mistaken for Halloween decoration. School hires an AI Robot teacher.
Dead body mistaken for Halloween decoration by landscapers. M&M's will deliver emergency Halloween candy if you run out. British private school employees an AI Robot Headteacher. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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19.10.2023 • 25 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Bomb? Nope. Turns out it's an adult diaper. Man faked over 20 heart attacks for free meals.
Bomb scare on flight turns out to be an adult diaper. Man arrested for sex with a stuffed animal. Man fakes over 20 heart attacks to get free meals at restaurants. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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18.10.2023 • 15 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Circumcised? Foreskin regeneration is here! Workers steal customer credit cards to bail out inmates.
Hardee's employees stole customer credit card numbers to bail out jail inmates. Foreskin generation is gonna be big business. California did not ban Skittles but did ban. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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17.10.2023 • 19 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
Would you get married at a McDonald's? Family removes Halloween decoration to appease sick neighbor.
German couple marries at McDonald's for the ultimate American wedding. Amateur astronomers are suing the telescope industry. Family takes down Halloween decorations to please dying neighbor. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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16.10.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Floridaman stole a car at his job interview. Teacher shows 4th graders Winnie the Pooh horror film.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman assaults with dog poop. Florida teacher plays a horror film for kids. Floridaman stole a car at a job interview. Floridaman stole 3 bottles of vodka. Floridaman hates police helicopters. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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13.10.2023 • 19 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Making love to a cucumber on meth? Catch a UFO on your security camera and win $1 million.
School Bus driver caught drinking on the job days she didn't know White Claw had alcohol. Man caught in public masturbation with meth and cucumbers. Ring camera offers $1million prize for video proof of UFOs. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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12.10.2023 • 23 Protokoll, 21 Sekunden
Amish caught with cell phones during emergency alert. Cop in trouble for being an OnlyFans model.
Police officer recognized as OnlyFans model during traffic stop. Amish men caught with cell phones during emergency alert. 104 year old woman dies days after breaking sky diving record. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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11.10.2023 • 20 Protokoll, 6 Sekunden
Robot Super Wolves protect Japan against bears. Free "emergency" pizza from Domino's?
Pilot does cocaine before a flight. Robot Super Wolves are protecting Japan against bear attacks. Dominoes is giving away free "emergency" pizzas. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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10.10.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Lady smuggles giraffe poop into US to make jewelry. Puke penalty if you throw up your brunch.
Puke penalty if your throw up your brunch. Box of giraffe poop seized at US border. Rhode Island man shot 80 hawks to protect the squirrels. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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9.10.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Floridaman car jacked on first date. Floridaman busted for illegal erectile dysfunction pills.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman caught selling illegal E D pills. Floridaman burns McDonald's employee with coffee. Floridaman pulled a knife over skillet cleaning method. Florida woman celebrates 100th birthday at Hooters. Floridaman invoked with a first date car jacking. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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6.10.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
China is taking back all their pandas. Police in Mexico arrest a Chucky doll for robbery.
France has a big bedbug crisis. China is taking back all the pandas from US zoos. Mexico police arrest a Chucky doll for robbery. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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5.10.2023 • 22 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Gay marriages may be blessed according to Pope. Texas family terrorized by a huge pig.
Texas family accosted by huge pig. Pope Francis says you could bless gay marriages if you wanted to. Woman riding lawnmower struck by wing of a plane. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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4.10.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Emotional support alligator not allowed in stadium? Can you sell a jaguar in a Texas parking lot?
Costco sells gold bars for some reason. Emotional support alligator denied entry into MLB game. Couple caught selling jaguar in the parking lot of sporting goods store. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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3.10.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 46 Sekunden
Man drives into police station while playing Guns N' Roses. Fat Bear Week may be in danger!
Doctors find 60 items in man's stomach after pain complaints. Will government shut down affect Fat Bear Week? Man drove through police station while playing Guns N' Roses. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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2.10.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Floridaman bakes cocaine cookies and murders. Man burglarizes while pooping on a boat.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman robs and poops on a boat. Floridaman touches himself in a hot tub in his birthday. Floridaman attacked by rabid otter. Florida children stole mom's car to escape to California. Floridaman murders in a squatter home and is caught with cocaine cookies. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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29.9.2023 • 22 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Erectile dysfunction cured with spider venom! Hospital props up dead woman to appear alive.
Scientists hope spider venom will help with erectile dysfunction. Oklahoma church is canceled after pastor performed in blackface. Woman propped up to appear alive for her family after already declared dead. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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28.9.2023 • 24 Protokoll, 6 Sekunden
Airlines is sorry for searching female genitalia. Can you legally record a crazy person in Target?
Qatar airlines says they will no longer conduct invasive examinations on female passengers. Is it illegal to record people going nuts in a Target? Unknown virus discovered at the bottom of the deepest ocean. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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27.9.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Sheep's eat 600 pounds of cannabis. Tinder has a $500 month tier to avoid common folk.
Hungry sheep eat 600 pounds of cannabis in Greece. Tinder launches $500 month elite level. Filipino airport officer caught on camera eating a passenger cash. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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26.9.2023 • 14 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
AIDS sculpture looking like an Anus causes stir. Police warn that 20 naked guys are out there.
Palm Springs residents upset that the proposed AIDS monument looks like an anus. Police in Japan warn there's 20 naked men somewhere. Priest in trouble for installing newer taps in church. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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25.9.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
Floridaman invents the McTweeker breakfast sandwich. Lady stole alligator for birthday photo shoot.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman shot by police while celebrating new gun law. Florida woman stole an alligator for a photo shoot. Floridaman hides meth inside McDonald's breakfast sandwich. Floridaman torched a car that belongs to his girlfriend/cousin. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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22.9.2023 • 32 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
People who identify as dogs gather to bark. Study shows eating cheese is good for your brain.
Cheese consumption is good for your brain study says. Hundreds of people identifying as dogs gather in Berlin. Boot throwing record broken at National Ploughing event. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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21.9.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 59 Sekunden
Can you name your baby Methamphetamine? Teacher fired for reading Anne Frank diary to class.
Can you name your baby Methamphetamine? Danish artist has to return money to museum after submitting blank canvas as art. Texas teacher fired for reading Anne Frank diary in class. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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20.9.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Anti Glasses influencer says just put essential oils in your eyes. Custody battle over a cat?
Cat at center of a custody battle. Space drug factory not allowed back to Earth. Anti glasses influencer says you don't need glasses to see. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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19.9.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
US military needs help finding missing stealth fighter jet. Police taze band director for playing.
US military wants public help finding missing stealth fighter jet. Police investigate pop up bar for the homeless. High school band director arrested for refusing to stop playing music.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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18.9.2023 • 21 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Florida mom leaves child to swim with sharks. Floridaman pulls a gun on faster internet.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman pulls gun on the cable crew. Floridaman rams his truck through pharmacy. Floridaman hangs Nazi banners over a highway. Florida woman leaves her child in the car to swim with sharks. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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15.9.2023 • 20 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Alien corpses on display during Mexico Congress. Cursed haunted painting sold on EBay.
Alien Corpses shown to Mexican congress for some reason. McDonald's getting rid of the self serve soda machines. Cursed painting goes on sale at auction. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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14.9.2023 • 35 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Man broke into a daycare and pretended to be a baby girl. Coke launches beverage created using AI.
Surgeon suspended for requesting genital examinations. Coca-Cola launches new beverage created using Artificial Intelligence. Man arrested for breaking into a daycare and pretending to be a baby. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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13.9.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Red wine floods an entire town in Portugal. World Lying Down Competition still going after weeks.
Farting dog on the plane sort of causes mayhem. Town in Portugal flooded by red wine. Lying Down Contest goes on for weeks. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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12.9.2023 • 19 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
Synthetic Alcohol is coming and without the hangover. Teen dies after taking the One Chip Challenge.
Laxatives are flying off the shelves in the US. Synthetic alcohol has none of the negative side effects. Teen dies after taking the One Chip Challenge. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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11.9.2023 • 21 Protokoll, 43 Sekunden
Floridaman arrested while crossing the ocean in giant hamster wheel. Lady chokes fiance with feet.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Tiny Florida woman chokes Fiance with her feet. Floridaman attacks employees with Snickers bars. Nazis march in Florida. Florida woman stole an ambulance. Floridaman arrested while attempting to cross the ocean in giant hamster wheel. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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8.9.2023 • 24 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Sexting nun tells the Vatican where to go. Diarrhea on the plane! Diarrhea on the plane!
Sexting nun faces excommunication. Flight turns around after passenger gets the serious diarrhea conditions. Hacker uses ransomware to lock people in their chastity belts. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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7.9.2023 • 29 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
Professor with a clown fetish had students paint faces. Radioactive wild pigs wreaking havoc.
Texas school singles out students that are menstruating. Radioactive wild pigs wreak havoc in Germany. Professor asked students to paint their face for his clown fetish. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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6.9.2023 • 21 Protokoll, 53 Sekunden
Rat Tours are popular with New York City tourists. Two arrested for breaking the Great Wall of China
Teen accused of biting testicles at the club. Two people arrested in China for breaking open the Great Wall. Tourists in New York City are taking Rat Tours. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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5.9.2023 • 21 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Florida women clog toilet, then battle fast-food employees. Floridaman claims to be the Joker...
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida fight at chicken spot after 5 women clog the toilet. Floridaman thief claims he's not good at shoplifting. Floridaman donated 150 gallons of blood over decades. Floridaman paints himself white, claims to be the Joker with a crowbar. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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1.9.2023 • 21 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Airlines offers "Adult Only" zones - no babies allowed. Fake surgeon and penis enlargement botch.
Airline offers an Adults Only Zone to keep babies away. Fake plastic surgeon botched penis enlargement surgery. San Francisco city official resigns after offering a doom and gloom downtown walking tour. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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31.8.2023 • 23 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
"Beer Goggles" is a myth according to science. Burger King sued for Whopper not being Whopper-like.
Burger King sued because Whopper is not Whopper enough. Astronomers hopeful they will get a response from message sent 40 years ago. Drinking alcohol does not result in Beer Goggles according to study. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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30.8.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 53 Sekunden
Dog buys an apartment, realtor gets arrested. Woman has 3 inch worm pulled from her confused brain.
Australian woman has 3 inch worn pulled from her brain. Man found $5k in a bag next to a bank and kept it. Realtor arrested for selling an apartment to a dog. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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29.8.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 43 Sekunden
Teacher arrested in classroom with cup full of wine. Watermelons are exploding and here's why.
Watermelons are exploding but why? Man robs McDonald's with 3 parrots. Teacher pulled from classroom with a cup full of wine. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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28.8.2023 • 15 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Floridaman is "The reason the beer's always gone". Woman poisons her date with cockroach spray.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman DUI in the perfect tee shirt. Florida woman poisoned her dates drink with cockroach spray. Floridaman proposes with a hot dog at wiener stand. Floridaman sprays chemical opioid under neighbors front door. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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25.8.2023 • 15 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Astrologer arrested for telling thieves best TIME to rob. Playground slides and bear mace don't mix.
Alabama police arrest cop for stealing Pokémon cards from Walmart. Children injured from bear mace on a playground slide. Astrologer assists thieves in a robbery. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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24.8.2023 • 29 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
Man arrested for stealing neighbor's front porch. Man used dead brother's identity for 50 years.
Man stole his brother's identity and used it for 50 years. Georgia man arrested for stealing neighbor's entire front porch. Bird dropped a fish onto power lines and town lost all electricity. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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23.8.2023 • 21 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Study Uranus and help out NASA. Russia's first moon mission in decades results in a crash.
Russia's first moon mission in decades crashes. Lots of Spam donated to Maui following fires. NASA wants your help studying Uranus. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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22.8.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
Passengers having sex in driverless Robo-taxis. Please don't pose naked with the sunflowers.
Passengers are having sex in driverless robotaxis. Farmers want us to not pose naked in the sunflower fields. German clergy caught using porn sites. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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21.8.2023 • 21 Protokoll, 46 Sekunden
Florida criminal pours Mountain Dew on herself to "hide DNA" evidence. Woman had stripper dreams.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman shoots friend in legs so it won't kill him. Floridaman can't rob a Wendy's or a bank. Florida stripper was inspired by her mom stripper. Florida woman douses herself in Mountain Dew to remove crime DNA. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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18.8.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
No more gay watches in Malaysia. Drunk Americans trapped overnight in the Eiffel Tower.
No gay watches in Malaysia. Two drunk Americans trapped overnight on Eiffel Tower. This Airbnb comes with a blind dog that takes you to the beach. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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17.8.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Gay Pop Tarts are a threat to the kids? Dying wife asks husband if she can sleep with her ex.
Gay Pop Tarts are a threat to the the kids, says a stupid person. Dying wife asks husband if she can sleep with her ex. Fukushima radiation waste water to be released into ocean. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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16.8.2023 • 31 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Sex in space is possible but should you? Train company uses aromatherapy to soothe angry passengers.
German railway is using aromatherapy on trains to soothe the angry passengers. Sex in space will be featured as space tourism increases. Argentina cracks down on cash destruction by visiting soccer fans. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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15.8.2023 • 22 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Store evacuated by painful erection causing spider. Russia considering chemical castrations.
Swimmers get diarrhea at triathlon event. Russia may use chemical castration for paedophiles. Store evacuated by a spider whose bite causes long painful elections. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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14.8.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Florida - where you go fishing and catch cocaine! Schools remove Shakespeare for sexual content.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman selling F-16 fighter jet online. Florida mayor finds cocaine while fishing. Florida schools remove Shakespeare for sexual content. Florida divers find 32 sunken cars in a lake. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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11.8.2023 • 15 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Order the Hitler Fries and Anne Frank Burger. Save some money and share a bed with a stranger.
Fast food restaurant sells Anne Frank Burger and Hitler fries. Bedmates are very common among broke Chinese jobless youth. Mattel offers good pay to play UNO. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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10.8.2023 • 19 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Lady attacked by a snake and a hawk at the same time. Man broke into homes to rub lady feets.
California man broke into homes to rub women's feet. Texas woman attacked by a snake and a hawk at same time. Loch Ness center wants to recruit a generation of monster hunters.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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9.8.2023 • 24 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Trans woman wants her testicles back from ex. Nut allergy passenger bought all the nuts on flight.
Italian man crushed to death by thousands of wheels of cheese. Trans woman says her ex boyfriend keeps her testicles in his refrigerator. Airline passenger with nut allergy purchased all the nuts on her flight to protect herself. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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8.8.2023 • 23 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Pet all the dogs! Doctors say so! Man stabs another through the head with an American flag.
Petting other people's dogs boosts your health. Half of US beaches have toxic fecal contamination. Man stabs another in the head with America flag. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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7.8.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Florida is Leprosy capital of US. Manager of Florida Chipotle is sleeping with all the husbands.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida chipotle manager sleeps with everybody's husband? Florida is the Leprosy capital of the US. Candyman busted for selling drugs from a food truck in Florida. Floridaman threatens to blow up an airport after misses flight. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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4.8.2023 • 29 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
It's National Grab Your Nuts Day! Bury yourself in a hot pink Barbie themed coffin.
Woman in blackface terrorizes Target and Starbucks. Pink Barbie themed coffins are very popular lately. National Grab Some Nuts Day. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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3.8.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Science discovered the perfect swear word. Hire a celebrity to quit your job for you.
Tiktok trend of eating Borax in your smoothies. People hiring celebrities to quit their jobs for them. The perfect swear word has been discovered. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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2.8.2023 • 23 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Zoo denies their bears are not humans wearing costumes. FatCon is coming to Philadelphia.
Real estate agent fined $20k for drinking milk out of home owners fridge. FatCon is coming to Philly for and by fat people. Chinese zoo denies the bears are humans wearing costumes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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1.8.2023 • 15 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Man spent $14k to become a dog. Scientists bring back to life a worm frozen for 46,000 years.
French woman hit by a meteorite while chilling on her terrace. Man spent $14k to become a dog but he's okay. Scientists bring back to life a worm frozen for 46,000 years. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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31.7.2023 • 21 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
Cocaine Sharks in Florida! Woman shot her husband's genitals over air conditioning.
Florida Friday - Manatee dies after intense brotherly lovemaking. Florida woman charged after biting girls ear off. Florida woman shot ex in genitals over air conditioning. Cocaine Sharks off the coast of Florida? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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28.7.2023 • 19 Protokoll, 21 Sekunden
Americans are not having sex and here's why. Airline served passengers Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Number of Americans not having sex is at an all time high. British Airways served passengers KFC on a flight. Woman claimed she won billion dollar Powerball jackpot but was lying to get on television. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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27.7.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Largest breast donation in world history. Lady divorced her Victorian soldier ghost over his obsession with Marilyn Monroe.
Oregon woman broke the world record for largest breast milk donation. Woman in France arrested to tearing off her partner's genitals during an argument. British singer divorced her handome Victorian soldier ghost after he became obsessed with Marylin Monroe. //
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26.7.2023 • 21 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
Adults work as "full time children" in China. Couple threatens to stage a hunger strike over pickleball noises.
Facing job scarcity in China, some adults are working for their parents as "full time children". Texas woman arrested in Dubai for screaming. B.C. couple threatens a hunger strike over pickleball court noises near their home.
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25.7.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Florida schools will teach slavery was awesome for slaves. Floridaman hides ammo behind his balls.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman hides his ammo behind his balls. Floridaman jailed after having drugs in a place. Floridaman gives vasectomies to peacocks. Floridaman stole a horse while riding a bike. Florida schools will soon teach that slavery was awesome for the slaves. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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21.7.2023 • 27 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
You can't get your Butt Drugs any more. Man decorated home with human body parts.
Sailor and dog survive months in pacific. Butt Drugs will close up shop after 71 years. Man decorated his apartment with body parts. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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20.7.2023 • 15 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Police will not longer drink on their lunch break. French government wants to see your junk pics.
France passes law allows police to turn on any phone cameras. Lack of economically attractive men to blame for decline in marriage rate. Toronto police closing their headquarters bar. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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19.7.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 52 Sekunden
Tourists are rushing to Death Valley to fry like bacon. Doctors reattach a boy's decapitated head.
Tourists rush to Death Valley to fry themselves in record heat. Hong Kong citizens urged to give smokers the death stare. Doctors reattach a boy's decapitated skull. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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18.7.2023 • 19 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Free whale slaughter viewing with every cruise. Man loves running while on fire, breaks records.
Man set world record for running while on fire. Japanese woman makes over 2,700 false emergency calls. Cruise line apologized after whales are slaughtered in front of passengers. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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17.7.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Meth found in soy sauce at Florida steak house. Free pizza? Not if I shoot you! Says Floridaman.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman road rages and throws things. Largest python ever caught. Florida steak house shuts after meth found in soy sauce. Floridaman threatened to shoot over free pizza. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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14.7.2023 • 20 Protokoll, 21 Sekunden
Mayor married an alligator to keep the peace. In Italy you can grope a woman for under 10 seconds.
Judge in Italy rules that groping is a crime if it's longer than ten seconds. Mexican mayor married an alligator named Alicia. Third of Americans are getting "sleep divorced". // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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13.7.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Burger King offers cheeseburger with 20 slices of cheese. Dumpling eating contests are illegal here.
Chinese restaurant in trouble after offering dumpling eating contest. Boston library received overdue book 119 years later. Burger King Thailand introduces cheeseburger with 20 slices of cheese and no meat. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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12.7.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
New term for "vagina" could be "bonus hole"? Tiktok boat jump challenge leads to death.
Tiktok boat jumping challenge is taking lives. Scientists discover heat blob on the moon. Health professionals urged to call the vagina a "bonus hole". // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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11.7.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Vampire facials linked to HIV cases. Robots say they will not steal our jobs or murder us.
Robots said they won't steal our jobs and murder us. HIV cases linked to Vampire Facials. Couple fight in the street over a duck. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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10.7.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 43 Sekunden
Meth lab found at Florida Welcome Center. Woman arrested with a crack pipe and a baby raccoon?
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Meth lab found at Florida Welcome Center. Florida woman ate the most wieners in July 4th. Florida rich lady left her mansion to 7 cats. So many new bad laws went into affect in Florida on July 1. Florida police find crack pipe and baby raccoon in woman's backpack. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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7.7.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Giant hot elephant balls are fighting cancer. McDonald's offers catering for your wedding.
Man addicted to cheese has eaten $60k plus worth of cheddar. McDonald's offers catering for your wedding reception in Indonesia. Elephants' giant hot testicles may be their protection against cancer. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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6.7.2023 • 15 Protokoll, 12 Sekunden
Drugs fall from the sky in France. Woman with 800 tattoos wonders why no one hires her.
Drugs fall on the French countryside after fighter jet interception. Woman with 800 tattoos complained she can't get employment. South Koreans become a year younger following new law change. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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5.7.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Floridaman shotguns a Twisted Tea with baby gator. Floridaman punches man over his crack quality.
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Floridaman shot at his pool cleaner. Florida sherif asks criminals to chill out while it's hot. Two Florida men arrested for sex on the boat ramp. Floridaman shotguns a Twisted Tea with baby alligator. Floridaman punched a man after not being satisfied with crack quality. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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30.6.2023 • 21 Protokoll, 33 Sekunden
Fan throws her mom's cremated ashes on stage at Pink concert. Oldest image of a pizza discovered.
Ancient fresco of a pizza discovered in Italy. Fan throws her mom's ashes at Pink on stage. Microscopic LB handbag sells for $60k at auction. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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29.6.2023 • 15 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
Gimme all your money! I mean, let's go on a date. Mom's apologize for quoting Hitler.
Robber mugs woman at gunpoint and then asks her on a date. Moms of Liberty apologize for quoting Hitler. Man dies after drinking all the cocktails. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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28.6.2023 • 24 Protokoll, 25 Sekunden
Sorry for the naked guy tied up in the moving truck! Pump your own gas in Oregon and not be arrested
Moving company apologizes for naked dude tied up in the truck video. Cherry picking event canceled cuz the birds at Em all. Oregon ends it's 72 year ban on pumping your own gas. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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27.6.2023 • 15 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Family selling a cat that grants wishes. Make sweet love in the Church hotel?
Lab grown meat approved for sale in US. Family is selling their cat that grants wishes. Empty churches in Europe turned into breweries and hotels. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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26.6.2023 • 19 Protokoll, 53 Sekunden
Meth Island shut down by Florida police. Floridaman arrested while drinking Floridaman Beer.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Black bear chilling at a Florida beach is normal. Giant African Snails invading Florida is not that normal. Floridaman arrested while drinking Floridaman Beers. Florida police are shutting down Meth Island. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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23.6.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
Bus 666 to HEL has been canceled. Flight attendant makes bomb threat to stop her ex's vacation.
Pittsburg Pirates baseball team bus driver gets DUI while driving team to new city. Flight attendant makes a bomb threat to stop her ex from flying to Miami with new lover. Bus 666 to HEL had to change their number after Christians complained. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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22.6.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
Fake priest hired by restaurant to find thieves. Lady refuses to take down her giant werewolf.
Woman refuses to remove her giant werewolf. Taco restaurant hired fake priest to trick employees into confession. Rampant groundwater removal is tilting the Earth axis. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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21.6.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Search is on for missing Titanic tourist submarine. Gold bar vending machines are popular in Korea.
Titanic tourist submarine has gone missing. Humans are inhaling a lot of micro plastics. Gold bar vending machines in Korea. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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20.6.2023 • 15 Protokoll, 12 Sekunden
Man fakes his own death to teach his family a lesson. Gas station clerk asked a friend to rob him.
Gas station clerk asked friend to rob the store in order to go home early. 28 year old woman poses as 17 year old high school student for entire school year. Man fakes his own death to teach his family appreciation. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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19.6.2023 • 15 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Floridaman gets bit by relative, gets flesh eating disease. Best nude beach in the world....Florida?
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman jumped into alligator exhibit at Busch Gardens. Floridaman stabbed roommate over bathroom. Floridaman gets flesh eating disease after he's bit by a relative. Florida has #1 nude beach in the world. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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16.6.2023 • 26 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
Egypt bans all dog breeds except ten. Hundreds attend church service led by an A.I.
Hundreds attend church service led by Artificial Intelligence chatGPT avatar. Egypt bans all dog breeds except 10. Walgreens new store has only two aisles for safety. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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15.6.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Dead woman wakes up in the coffin at her own wake. Mysterious anonymous free food deliveries.
Dead woman wakes up at her own funeral. L.A. residents angry about the unwanted free food deliveries. Orcas are attacking ships with a specific strategy and purpose. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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14.6.2023 • 15 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
We are all drinking dinosaur pee! Female only Korean spa has to allow dongs in the shower.
We are all drinking dinosaur urine. Korean spa ordered to remove the biological women restrictions. After plane crashes 4 children survive 40 days in Amazon jungle. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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13.6.2023 • 21 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Porn star accidentally hired for Little Mermaid movie. Family stuck with 1 million pennies.
Family finds 1 million pennies in a basement. Disney accidentally hired a porn star for Little Mermaid film. Man is sued by blind date after not paying for her 23 relatives. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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12.6.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Floridaman assaults with chicken wings. Floridaman claims he is a ghost, breaks into family home.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman gets restraining order for attacking wife with chicken wings. Floridaman ate the donuts out of a bear trap. Florida woman likes Pepperspray. Floridaman walks into home claims he is a ghost. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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9.6.2023 • 15 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
3 severed heads were left on employee's desk. In Japan you can hire agency to quit your job for you.
In Japan you can hire an agency to quit your job for you. Fast food drive thrus are using AI technology. 3 severed heads were left on employees desk // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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8.6.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Man steals sex toys from homes to give as birthday presents. Robots suck at making pizza.
Robot pizza startup can't keep the cheese on. Man breaks into homes to steal sex toys. Apple finally fixes ducking autocorrect on iPhone. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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7.6.2023 • 15 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
Cupcake stealing bears dealt a deadly blow. Man fired from job for being on the toilet all day.
Lawmakers approve deadly force to kill bears in Connecticut. Man fired from job for being in toilet 6 hours a day. Woman hired a hitman online to kill her hiking partners wife. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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6.6.2023 • 21 Protokoll, 25 Sekunden
Cocaine in a hotdog leads to fast food employee arrest. Lady murders just to "see what it's like".
Sonic employee arrested after customer bites into a cocaine hot dog. True crime fan commits murder to see what it's like. Sweden declares sex as a sport and will host the championships. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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5.6.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Floridaman breaks into home to hide from a ghost. Floridaman in cat pajamas stabs roommate.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman breaks into home to hide from a ghost. Floridaman brings big sword into a medical center. Floridaman in cat pajamas stab's roommate. Floridaman 14 years old won National spelling bee. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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2.6.2023 • 23 Protokoll, 2 Sekunden
Passengers must weigh themselves before boarding flights. Taylor Swift fans wear diapers to shows.
Air New Zealand now weighs passengers before boarding. Taylor Swift fans wear adult diapers to her long concerts. Pizza company is letting customers buy now and pay when they're dead. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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1.6.2023 • 13 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Family adopts 6 yo, turns out to be angry adult. Student lists his high school for sale on Zillow.
Family adopts 6 year old only to find out she's an adult with dwarfism. Canada issues grim warning of US tourism travel. High School listed for sale on Zillow as part of senior prank. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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31.5.2023 • 14 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
Fart Spray prank leads to criminal charges. Toddler imprisoned for parents' Bible possession.
Fart Spray prank leads to high school student criminal charges. North Korea i prisons a child over Bible. US is giving away free lighthouses. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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30.5.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
Floridaman "Time Traveler" throws brick at a baby. Man loses arm to a gator after peeing behind bar.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida goes out to pee and loses arm to gator. Floridaman poses as wrestling coach to infiltrate high school gym. Shark flies out of water and bites Floridaman. Floridaman throws brick at a baby and claims he a time traveler. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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26.5.2023 • 20 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Public sex? Not if we cut down all the trees! Drivers carry guns on new rideshare app.
Landlord burns down apartment to We Didn't Start the Fire. City cuts down all trees to stop public sex. New rideshare app where drivers carry guns. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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25.5.2023 • 15 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
Doctor has the janitor assist in amputation procedure. NASA sending robot snakes to explore space.
Doctor fired for allowing janitor to assist on amputation procedure. NASA will soon send robot snakes to Jupiter. High School yearbook documents sex and drugs and booze escapades. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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24.5.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
Man shot roommate for eating last Hot Pocket. Topless Jeep Weekend in Texas goes as expected.
Man shoots roommate for eating his Hot Pocket. City of Kyle's falls short of the name world record. Over 200 arrested at Texas Topless Jeep Beach Week. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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23.5.2023 • 19 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
No gay nuns for Pride Day because that's too gay. The dog poo capital of the US is....
Transplant patient view her own heart inside a museum. Seattle is the dog poop capital of the US. Dodgers remove the gay nuns for Pride Day. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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22.5.2023 • 14 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Floridaman attacks police officer with meat. Florida teacher in trouble for showing a Disney film with a gay character.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman attacks a cop with meat. Floridaman shoots another over game of Checkers. Florida teacher in trouble for showing a Disney film with a gay character. Floridaman sets a record for consecutive days living underwater. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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19.5.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Man claims his dog was driving to get out of DUI. Man banned from being near women in public.
London man banned from standing near women in public. FBI charges man in theft of famous ruby slippers man accused of DUI swapped places with his dog. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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18.5.2023 • 20 Protokoll
Priests will wear QR codes to show sex offenders. Schools to ban chocolate milk in cafeterias.
China fines comedian $2m for insulting government. Chocolate milk soon to be banned in US schools. French Catholic priests to wear QR code so public can see which are sex offenders. //Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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17.5.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 25 Sekunden
Are you stressed? Try a British accent! Forgot how to smile? Take our smiling seminar!
Young Americans using British accent to lower anxiety. Man bungles Subway robbery by asking for all the bread. Smiling practice seminars are popular in Japan following mask mandates. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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16.5.2023 • 24 Protokoll
City bans dog barking at the dog park. Pizzeria shut down after lacing food with cannabis.
Montreal bans barking at the dog park. Cannabis pizzeria shit down for lacing food with cannabis. Buy contact lenses that "saw" a Taylor Swift concert for $10k. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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15.5.2023 • 16 Protokoll
Florida teacher lets student hit her vape pen. Dude hits lady in bed after getting her name wrong.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman White Boy Rick punches woman during sex. Alligator mating season is here! Florida teacher let her student hit the vape. Florida will pave their roads with radioactive waste. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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12.5.2023 • 20 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Man opens store selling crack, meth and cocaine. Dangerous rabbit attacks residents in small town.
Man arrested for opening drug store selling heroin cocaine meth and crack. Gang arrested for selling fake glasses that showed naked people. Dangerous rabbit attacking residents in Iowa. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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11.5.2023 • 12 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
Knee bolognese! Influencer eats pieces of her own body. Girl fakes a kidnapping cuz college is hard.
Influencer ate piece of her own knee in a homemade bolognese. Woman faked her own abduction as a way to cover up her dropping out of college. Japanese city removes street piano after disrupting performances. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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10.5.2023 • 14 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Lady murders husband then writes a grief book for children. Lady survives days in outback on wine.
Woman murders husband then writes grief book for her children. Starbucks new olive oil coffee makes everyone poop a lot. Missing Australian woman survives 5 days in the Bush on wine and lollipops. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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9.5.2023 • 14 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Free toe sucking included in your hotel stay. Man goes on a date, gets tied up in the woods.
Hotel guest wakes up to the manager sucking his toes. Ice cream stand opens outside the gates of Auschwitz. Man rescued from forest after sex game gone wrong. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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8.5.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Floridaman defecates on romantic rival's car. Trans lifeguard bares breasts during audition.
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Floridaman defecates on rivals car. Florida woman sues gay men's nudist resort. Floridaman wins an all female poker tournament. Trans Florida lady shows her breasts at lifeguard training. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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5.5.2023 • 22 Protokoll
Man shoots his friend after thinking he's a turkey. Giant mound of cooked pasta found in a forest.
Man shot after being mistaken for Turkey. Giant mound of cooked pasta found in the woods of New Jersey. Forest fungi speak to each other after it rains. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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4.5.2023 • 23 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Lady has an orgasm at a classical music concert. Man drills holes in his own skull to get high.
Zoo hires people to dress up like birds to scare seagulls. Man drills holes in his skull to stay high always. Woman has orgasm at the LA philharmonic live performance. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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3.5.2023 • 19 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Landlords can be naked on the property court rules. Cockfighting is big business in Hawaii.
Naked landlord wins the right to be naked on the property. Another American Airlines passengers urinates on people. Hawaii's cockfight industry is big business. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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2.5.2023 • 27 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Man performs sex act with a seagull in an alley. Dwarf Bullfighting banned in Spain.
Dwarf Bullfighting banned in Spain. Man returns to his date after leaving to shoot the parking lot attendant. Man caught performing a sex act with a seagull in a alley. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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1.5.2023 • 23 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Floridaman says it's not heroin it's Guatemalan chili powder. Florida teacher loves slavery.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman strangles woman over religious video. Floridaman says not heroin it's chili powder. Floridaman dies on cruise and then melts. Florida teacher likes slavery and shows the children. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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29.4.2023 • 19 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Sperm injecting robots are fathering children. Town forces argumentative parents to umpire games.
First babies conceived by a spermbot. Town makes parents umpire little league games. Red Cross asked gamers not to commit war crimes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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27.4.2023 • 21 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
Get your tooth pulled by a fake dentist in a hotel room! Many vasectomies threaten Earth they say.
Vasectomy revolution in the US threatens population. Belgium destroys a shipment of the Champagne of Beers. Man arrested for illegal dental operations in a hotel room. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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26.4.2023 • 31 Protokoll, 43 Sekunden
Marathon runner decides to catch a ride in a car. Japan wants to know which baby cries loudest.
Seagull imitation championships. Ultra marathon runner hopped into a car during race. Japan's crying baby festival and contest. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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25.4.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 25 Sekunden
You're most likely to have sex with a robot if you're horny. Students and teachers lick whip cream.
Researchers show you are likely to hump a robot if you're already horny. Indiana politician identifies as a woman of color. Student and staff compete in whip cream licking contest which doesn't seem okay. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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24.4.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Floridaman burns down his home to stop vampires. Alligator bites off Floridaman's leg at an RV park.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman burns down his own home because of vampires. Florida high school seniors are bringing goats to their prom. Florida woman drives through a hospital. Alligator bites off Floridaman's leg at an RV park. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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21.4.2023 • 23 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Naked man tried to baptize himself in a church fountain. Cat hunting contest for the kids canceled.
Pennsylvania police offer bag of Doritos if you turn in your dealer on 420. Arizona man naked arrested baptizing himself in a church fountain. Canterbury feral cat hunting contest for kids is canceled. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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20.4.2023 • 21 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
Cafe waitress mixed her own blood into cocktails. FBI arrests man who applied for job on hitman site
Cafe server in Japan fired for mixing blood into customers drinks. Every blue eyed person in the world is related. FBI arrested man who applied for hitman job. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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19.4.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Porn on the train will not be tolerated. Couple beheads themselves at same time with homemade device
The most expensive license plate in the world sold for $15 million. Couple beheads themselves at the same time with a homemade guillotine. Railway asks passengers to please not watch porn on the train. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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18.4.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Lady injected a black widow spider to get high. Now you can get groped and be late for class.
Man throws stacks of $100 bills out the car window and family is pissed. Woman injected herself with black widow spider to get high. Japan asked schools not to penalize students who miss class because of a groping. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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17.4.2023 • 15 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
Florida teacher hosted fight club inside classroom. Floridaman calls the cops on the cops.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida middle school teacher hosted fight club in her classroom. Floridaman called the cops on the cops. Florida teacher had students write own obituary. Drunk Floridaman broke into a police station to cause havoc. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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14.4.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Mom of twins calls police when she can't tell them apart. Alcoholic dog has been rehabilitated.
Rock band not allowed to enter UK because they have day jobs. Alcoholic dog has been rehabilitated successfully. Mother of twins calls police when she can't tell them apart. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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13.4.2023 • 26 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
78 year old woman robs banks so politely. Man scares his neighbor's chickens to death.
Australian arrested for bringing a wild platypus on public transportation. 78 year old woman robs multiple banks politely. Chinese man jailed for scaring chickens to death. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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12.4.2023 • 15 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Monopoly game ends in a sword fight. Bodyguard the Musical shuts after fans keep singing along.
Monopoly game ends in a sword battle and two hospitalizations. Mall Easter egg hunt ends with hurt children and a brawl. Bodyguard the Musical shuts after spectators keep singing along. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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11.4.2023 • 23 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Snakes on a plane! But for real! Bloody crucifixions still take place on Good Friday.
Bloody crucifixions despite Catholic church rebuke. Woman rides a Bentley to her dishwasher gig. Real snake on a plane! // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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10.4.2023 • 22 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Naked Floridaman transports dead deer in stolen school bus. Man whips out machete at karaoke bar.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked Floridaman stole schoolbus to transport dead deer. Florida DUI suspect says he will drink until the day he dies. Floridaman can now carry a concealed gun without a permit. Floridaman whips out machete after karaoke request denied. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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7.4.2023 • 19 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
Man called his ex 800 times in 48 hours and faces jail time. Would you eat Wooly Mammoth meatballs?
Man called ex girlfriend 800 times in 48 hours and could face 5 years prison. France introduces a bill to regulate online influencers. Scientists grew a Mammoth meatball in a lab from DNA. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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6.4.2023 • 24 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
Live-stream castration ring busted. Rap music will not be allowed at the Easter Festival.
Man accused of live-streaming illegal castrations. Royal Easter Show will not allow rap music. Italian government seeks to penalize use of English words. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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5.4.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 21 Sekunden
AI told a man to kill himself, and he did. Bear meat vending machine in Japan is quite popular.
Bear meat vending machine in Japan is popular and helpful. Man Jolles himself after AI chatbot told him to. Phantom cat shaver in Britain raising questions. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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4.4.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Ghost of a child damaged his car, claims man. Order Starbucks drink based on your Zodiac sign?
Order Starbucks drink based on your Zodiac sign! One in ten Brits have done some dental work on themselves. Man claims ghost of a child damaged his car. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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3.4.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Florida stripper assaults man with dollar bills. Floridaman would rather burn than be arrested.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida landlord paints vulgarities on tenant doors. Floridaman runs away from police into burning home. We Spy Coffee shop employee puts spy cameras in the bathroom. Naked Florida woman runs up a tree. Florida stripper arrested for assault with was of cash. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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31.3.2023 • 20 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Waiting for a dead pastor to resurrect for entire year. Colleges giving students a week off for love
Chinese colleges giving students a week off to fall in love. Angry prostitutes in Amsterdam protest anti tourist campaign. Pastor still dead after a year of awaiting resurrection. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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30.3.2023 • 22 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Invincible super pigs are invading the US! Politicians in Finland are rapping to attract voters.
Super pigs are invading the US from Canada. TSA says peanut butter is a liquid. Politicians in Finland are rapping for votes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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29.3.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Serial sperm donor fathered 550 kids and won't stop. Only alcohol free bar in Dublin has closed.
Dutch man serial sperm donor being sued to stop fathering. Crackdown on Birth Tourism in Argentina. The only alcohol free bar in Dublin hath closed. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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28.3.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Tenant squeezed landlord's testicles to death. News anchor canceled for rapping Snoop Dogg.
Tenant arrested for squeezing landlord testicles. News anchor canceled for snoop dog quote. Starbucks CEO will be a barista. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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28.3.2023 • 20 Protokoll, 52 Sekunden
Alligator knocks on Floridaman's front door. Florida principal fired for showing a classical penis.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman calls Pizzeria with bomb threat. Floridaman drives 100mph to get girlfriend to her job interview. Florida principal in trouble for showing classic art penis. Florida bill would ban girls discussing their period. Alligator knocks on Floridaman's front door. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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24.3.2023 • 29 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Prisoners break out of jail and go to an IHOP. Man describes Hell in detail to his doc after dying.
Prisoners broke out and immediately ate at IHOP. Winnie the Pooh horror film canceled in Hong Kong. Patient returns from the dead and informs doctor what awaits is in Hell. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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23.3.2023 • 13 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Man poops on bicycle seats to show affection. Finland offers free vacation to come learn happiness.
Man threatens subway passengers with his pet rat. Japanese man arrested for defecating on her bike seat. Finland offers free vacations for people who want to be happiest. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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22.3.2023 • 15 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
From beheadings to making copies, Taliban as office workers. Device let's you make out with insects.
Taliban hate their new office jobs. Man invents device to kiss insects. 29 year old woman pretended to be a teen and enrolled in High School. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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21.3.2023 • 24 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Burglar steals vibrator after entering through a dog flap. Does Mozart's music stop crime?
Burglar stole vibrator after breaking through dog flap door. LA Metro will use classical music to make train station safe. Massachusetts court upholds citizens right to be rude. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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20.3.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 12 Sekunden
The real Terminator is a Floridaman. Giant seaweed blob is about to retire in Florida.
FLORIDA FRIDAY St Paddy's Day episode! - Florida woman arrested for attack with an avocado. Naked Florida man claims he's from another Earth. Giant seaweed blob is headed for Florida. Drummer for Def Leppard attacked in Florida. AND Weird St. Paddy's Day traditions in US./ Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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17.3.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 59 Sekunden
Racist principal turns out to be a deepfake made by students. First octopus farm is causing alarm.
Students make a racist deepfake video of school principal. Man in China robbed gas station then lived inside a cave for 14 years. World's first octopus farm proposal is causing concern. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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16.3.2023 • 21 Protokoll, 25 Sekunden
American smuggled marijuana into Jamaica because dumb. Robot Armageddon begins at Lowe's.
Robot security Armageddon begins at Lowe's stores in Philadelphia. Wild cat on cocaine found on Cincinnati streets. Dumb American smuggled marijuana into Jamaica to show that our weed is stronger. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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15.3.2023 • 20 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
It's raining worms in China. Scientists discover possible nut allergy cure.
It rains worms in China. Potential nut allergy cure discovered. Man sues claiming boneless wings are really nuggets. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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14.3.2023 • 13 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Anyone can be topless at Berlin public pools. Valentine's Day 2046 is now incoming asteroid day.
Canadian judge says giving the finger is our God Given Right. NASA says an asteroid may strike Earth a Valentine's Day 2046. Berlin public pools allow everyone to be topless. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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13.3.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Threesome ends when Floridaman throws a brick. National Sugar Daddy Appreciation Day in Florida?
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman calls for National Sugar Daddy Appreciation Day. Threesome ends when Floridaman throws a brick. Florida woman lost her nipples after Colombian plastic surgery. Floridaman breaks push-up record at age 60.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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10.3.2023 • 42 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Don't make me impregnate ISIS women! Dolphin Dave in trouble for touching too many dolphins.
Teacher removed for her or his size z prosthetic giant breasts. Man that goes by Dolphin Dave in trouble for harassing dolphins and whales in the ocean. ISIS women ran a human stud farm at a prison. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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9.3.2023 • 20 Protokoll, 21 Sekunden
Couple marries in the Metaverse, gets free Taco Bell. California city bans balloons in public.
Old man gives out candy to kids on the incorrect Kindness Day. Couple married in the Metaverse. California city bans balloons in public. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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8.3.2023 • 20 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Sushi licking kids fooled by AI cameras. 28 girls hospitalized after using Ouija Board at school.
28 girls hospitalized after using Ouija Board at school. Live on a cruise ship for $30k for minimum 3 years? AI cameras help sushi spots catch those licking kids. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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7.3.2023 • 15 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
Men modeling women's lingerie in China following a ban. Don't push your slower friend at the bear!
Parks department instructs everyone not to push their slow friend at the incoming bear. China's ban on female models leads to men in lingerie online. Drug companies in Canada will sell cocaine and heroin. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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6.3.2023 • 15 Protokoll, 53 Sekunden
Florida lady argues her jailed fetus needs to be released. Stop delivering takeout to eagle's nest!
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida bill would eliminate Democratic Party. Lawyer says jailed pregnant Florida mom fetus illegally detained. Floridaman arrested for dumping all the mattresses on a sidewalk. Floridians keep sending DoorDash food to a bald eagle's nest. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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3.3.2023 • 26 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Man goes to Disneyland 2,995 days in a row. Japan's birth rate so low due to romance skills?
Man sets world record going to Disneyland 2,995 days straight. Japan birth rates plummet because of no romance? Missing adventurer guy's body found inside a shark belly. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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2.3.2023 • 20 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Man arrested with an 800 year old mummy girlfriend. Robot baristas will soon make us coffee drinks.
Peruvian man found with 800 year old mummy claims it's his spiritual girlfriend. Insect catapults it's urine with a it's butt. Barista robot in South Korea can make 20 coffee beverages and more! // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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1.3.2023 • 26 Protokoll, 12 Sekunden
Bride dies at ceremony and is replaced by younger sister. Future cars could repossess themselves.
Bride has heart attack and dies on the altar and is replaced by her sister in India. Ford proposes future cars will repossess themselves. Drag Queen teaches kids there's 73 genders and the sex education is quickly canceled. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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28.2.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
Penis size is increasing because of pollution. Mexico president shows proof of a crackhead in a tree
Remote kissing device let's you make out from across the world. President of Mexico claims he has proof of wood elves. Penis size is growing because of pollution. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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27.2.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 57 Sekunden
Florida mom's OnlyFans gets son suspended. Florida woman pulls a gun over a free cookie.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida school suspends boy for mom's OnlyFans. Florida bill bans dogs from sticking head out car window. Floridaman uses stolen rental car for DoorDash. Florida woman pulls a gun over a free cookie. Florida man assaults brother over key lime pie. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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24.2.2023 • 19 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Lady twerks on a dead guy at his funeral. The official drunkest state in America last year is...
Wisconsin wins drunkest state in the IS once again. Drunk Russian man tried to steal Lenin's dead body. Lady arrested after twerking on dead man at funeral. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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23.2.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
Be like Jesus, just don't fast like Jesus. Cookie Monster is acting belligerent along the wharf.
Cookie Monster is belligerent on the wharf. New bill would make R and B music official music of Rhode Island. Pastor died while trying to do Jesus 49 day fast. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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22.2.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Doctor did illegal testicular ultrasounds in his bedroom. Teens trash mansion in social media stunt.
Hundreds of teenagers trash a mansion during a mansion rager social media stunt. Doctor conducted non consensual testicle ultrasoundsin his apartment. Man stole 200,000 Cadbury cream eggs and other things. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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21.2.2023 • 13 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Ahhh the smell of New Mexico! Couple tried to murder one another yet stays together for 57 years.
New Mexico to be first state to have an official state smell. Couple together 57 years despite attempts at murder. Naked and Afraid contestant burnt penis on open fire. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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20.2.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Florida daycare put the children in Blackface. Floridaman wants penis statues in every city.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman wants to erect penis statues across the state. Florida daycare put children in blackface. Floridaman stole $140k worth of chickens. Florida woman has her photo put in cover of erotic fiction novel. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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17.2.2023 • 15 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Best cars to have sex in are... man escapes prison disguised as sheep gets caught in a field.
Murderer escapes prison dressed as a sheep. North Korea bans girls from having same name as his daughter. Best cars to have sex in. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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16.2.2023 • 14 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
Nightclub bans trouble making red sneakers. Pastor says sermons written by the AI are unacceptable.
Australia worried prolific sperm donors could lead to incest. Australia night club is banning red sneakers. Pastor says AI sermons lack any soul. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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16.2.2023 • 20 Protokoll, 46 Sekunden
Donate your exe's crap to Goodwill on Valentine Day. Underground hot spring pornography ring busted.
Donate your exes stuff to Goodwill on Valentine's Day. Put your exes name on some kitty litter for Valentine's Day. Underground hot spring pornography ring busted in Japan. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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14.2.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
First baby dropped anonymously in the Baby Box. You should hug some cows on Valentine's Day.
Celebrate Valentine's Day hugging a cow in India. New Jersey restaurant bans children under 10. First baby dropped in the Baby Box in Kentucky. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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14.2.2023 • 21 Protokoll, 52 Sekunden
Floridaman bites head off python during an argument. Floridaman crashes his homemade plane.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman bites head off python during domestic dispute. Floridaman cracks open beer during DUI stop. Florida woman selling Tom Brady retirement sand. Florida woman denied entry cuz of her breasts. Floridaman crashes his homemade plane. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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11.2.2023 • 25 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
Senate legalized Ninja throwing stars. First man in the world to get a tattoo from a monkey.
Senate legalizes throwing stars. Chinese mother diagnosed with Force to Marry Syndrome. Venezuelan man first ever to be tattooed by a small monkey. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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9.2.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
Threesome or alien abduction! Your choice. New gummies that make your vagina taste better.
Court in Spain rules man can walk naked in the streets. Kourtney Kardashian's new gummies make your vagina taste good. Tokyo man and partner threaten girl with alien abduction if she didn't join their threesome. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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8.2.2023 • 20 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Man's cancer caused him to speak with an Irish accent. Mafia boss fugitive found making pizzas.
Man gets prostate cancer which makes him speak with an Irish accent. Hairdressers are getting a creepy prank call from "Christine". Mafia boss killer was found after 16 years running a pizza business in France. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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7.2.2023 • 19 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
French bulldogs may be banned as pets. Have you tried zapping your brain to cure brain fog?
Lone male student faints when finds 500 female students in testing class. Netherlands proposes banning French Bulldogs. People are zapping their brains with electricity for higher function. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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6.2.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Floridaman sues for being on Wheel of Fugitive. Florida schools wanna know your menstrual history.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Buy water from the recently closed Splash Mountain Disney ride on eBay. Floridaman sues for being featured on Wheel of Fugitive. Florida may require school athletes to disclose their menstrual history. Floridaman smacks a woman's buttocks for not taking a photo. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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3.2.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Donate your organs and get out of jail early. Company will resurrect Wooly Mammoths and Dodo Birds.
Company raises millions to bring back the wooly mammoth and extinct dodo bird. Massachusetts bill would allow prisoners to exchange jail time for donated organs. British Columbia to decriminalize heroin cocaine fentanyl and other hard drugs. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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2.2.2023 • 23 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Couple abandon their baby at airport rather than buy ticket. Dismembered penis found at gas station.
Court in Italy rules that children do not have to see their grandparents. Dismembered human penis found at a gas station in Alabama. Couple leave their ticket-less baby at the airport checkout counter and run to their plane. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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1.2.2023 • 14 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Men spend 7 hours a year hiding in the bathroom. Woman killed her look alike to fake her own death.
Study shows men spend 7 hours per year hiding in the bathroom. Frantic search in Australia for missing radioactive capsule. German woman accused of killing her look alike to fake her own murder. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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31.1.2023 • 23 Protokoll, 33 Sekunden
Pet fish commits credit card fraud while playing Nintendo. Doctors swallow legos for science.
Doctors swallowed Lego pieces for science. NASA will explore a rare asteroid worth 70,000 times the global economy. Pet fish commits credit card fraud while playing Nintendo. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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30.1.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
Florida lady says crack pipe inside her is actually a sex toy. Man drove off pier cuz Jesus told him
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested for beating an ATM with a hammer. Florida woman kicks boyfriend in crotch for not taking her to strip club. Florida woman told police crack pipe in her vagina is a sex toy. Floridaman confessed to police that Jesus told him to drive off the pier. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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27.1.2023 • 21 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Students can't identify as animals at school. How did a fake restaurant become #1 in London?
No one can turn off the lights at this Massachusetts school. Fake restaurant ranked #1 in London. North Dakota schools don't want kids identifying as animals. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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26.1.2023 • 23 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Food made of aborted fetuses must be labeled. Museums say the word "mummy" is offensive.
Philadelphia is hiring lifeguards that can't even swim. Museums in the UK don't want you to call them "mummies". Food made of aborted fetuses must be properly labeled in Texas. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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25.1.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 57 Sekunden
Know where your rectum is? Half of people don't. Whale parts now sold in vending machines.
Community tormented by serial sausage bandit leaving them in mailboxes. 45% of people don't know where their rectum is. Japan sells whale pieces in vending machines. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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24.1.2023 • 24 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Men with small penises like fast cars, study says. Man survived lost at sea 24 days on ketchup.
Study says men with small penises like fast cars. Man survived at sea 24 days on ketchup. As prices soar, eggs are being smuggled from Mexico. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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23.1.2023 • 15 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Floridaman shoots another over existence of Heaven and Hell. Iguana falls on man's face during yoga.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman shoots another over argument in Heaven and Hell. Florida's first dog water park and full bar is opening. Florida woman pulled from storm drain again. Floridaman tried to pawn a WWI missile. Floridaman injured by falling iguana during yoga class. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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20.1.2023 • 18 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Did you know you can "smoke" your alcohol? Man uses a building shaker to get revenge on neighbors.
The trend of smoking your alcohol. Man annoys neighbors with a building shaker device. Spy software leads to worker repaying wages to employer. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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20.1.2023 • 23 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
Library closed due to meth in the walls. Schools ban all physical contact, including hugging.
Another Colorado library closes due to meth contamination. Grocery store with all items made from plastic bag opens. UK schools ban touching including hugging and holding hands. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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18.1.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 59 Sekunden
The most powerful passport in the word is? New bill would count fetus as a passenger for HOV lane.
World's most powerful passport for 2023 is? Trans teacher with giant prosthetic breasts forced school dress code considerations. Virginia bill would count a fetus as a passenger in HOV lanes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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17.1.2023 • 26 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
You can dance without a permit in Sweden. Dancers flashmob funeral to Another One Bites the Dust.
Swedish government will get rid of dance permits. Dancers flashmob a funeral to Another One Bites the Dust. Man arrested for having sex with a cow. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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16.1.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
Florida lady brings emotional support snake on flight. Floridaman combines stabbing with scooting.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman pulls gun on a bad date. Floridaman on electric scooter with a blade. Floridamen fight each other on a ski lift. Florida woman tries to bring her emotional support Bo constrictor on a flight. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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13.1.2023 • 20 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
Mother profits off her wetting herself. Air India allows passengers to urinate on each other.
Mom sells her soiled underwear on OnlyFans. Air Indian allows a man to urinate on a passenger. General fired for ordering troops to take his mom shopping. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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12.1.2023 • 15 Protokoll, 12 Sekunden
Man with Natural Ice in his veins poops on cars. Not a single bank robbery in Denmark last year.
Drunk man poops on a car with Natural Ice in his veins. Zero bank robberies in Denmark last year. M&M's new packaging causes cultural outrage. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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11.1.2023 • 23 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
Man bites passenger's face off, thinking he's a robot. Drunks needed for deputy field training.
Deputies need drunk people to help them with field sobriety training. Satanic Temple in Boston is celebrating the mayor. Man bites a passenger face because he thought he was a robot. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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10.1.2023 • 17 Protokoll, 43 Sekunden
8 ways to eat your Christmas tree. Old Nazi treasure map sparks a citizen treasure hunt.
Chef advises you to eat your Christmas tree for vitamin C. Old Nazi treasure map sparks treasure hunt in Netherlands. Washington criminal has a standoff with police and demands a Hot Pocket. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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9.1.2023 • 16 Protokoll, 6 Sekunden
Floridaman says his genitals were grabbed at massage parlor. Burglars called 911 for help moving.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman says his genitals were grabbed at a massage parlor. Florida filmmaker robs a bank to make his movie. Florida burglars called 911 for help moving stolen items. Florida deputy arrested for selling edibles to the inmates. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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6.1.2023 • 19 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Watching porn now requires age verification. Japan will pay you to move out of Tokyo.
Louisiana passes law requiring age verification to watch porn. Japan offers families thousands to move out of Tokyo. Equinox gym denies new members on January 1st. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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5.1.2023 • 19 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
Masturbating walrus causes fireworks cancellation. "You have cancer! Just kidding, Happy New Year!"
Medical center texts patients they have lung cancer by mistake instead of Happy Holidays. Santa Clauses were beaten by Hindu organizations. New Year's Eve fireworks canceled because of masturbating walrus. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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4.1.2023 • 20 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Best of 2022 - Part 2
The best and weirdest stories of 2022 from Weird AF News - Part 2. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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3.1.2023 • 1 Stunde, 26 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Best of 2022 - Part 1
The best and weirdest stories of 2022 from Weird AF News - Part 1 of 2. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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2.1.2023 • 1 Stunde, 20 Protokoll, 2 Sekunden
Floridaman attacks cop for waking him then raps. Floridaman breaks into a home to use the toilet.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman attacks a cop for waking him up then raps. Floridaman stabs his friend for lying in a story. Floridaman breaks into home to use toilet. Florida teacher reunites travelers with their lost luggage in Tampa. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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30.12.2022 • 26 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
Father of 102 kids decides it's too expensive to have kids. Bill Cosby plans a comedy tour for 2023.
Farmer with 102 kids decides it's too expensive to have any more. Mexico's President asks citizens not to accept holiday gifts from the gangs. Bill Cosby plans to do a comedy tour in 2023. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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29.12.2022 • 30 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Defeated politician whips out a sword and threatens voters. Teen gave out fake parking tickets.
Stanford university replaces harmful words on their website. California teen made fake parking tickets in a scam. Defeated politician whipped out a sword at the people. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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28.12.2022 • 19 Protokoll, 46 Sekunden
Sex dolls are allowed to enter South Korea. Apparently people hate the song Last Christmas by Wham.
Couple raising money to remove the holiday song Last Christmas. South Korea ends the ban on importing sex dolls. Drunk Santa's in a tank caused chaos on a village. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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27.12.2022 • 26 Protokoll, 43 Sekunden
Florida mistress demands BDSM dungeon from the city. Floridaman shot Florida woman for twerking.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Frozen iguanas falling from trees is Florida holiday tradition. Floridaman accidental shot the twerking girl. Florida teacher thought praying was magical voodoo. Florida mistress demands a taxpayer funded BDSM dungeon at city meeting. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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23.12.2022 • 19 Protokoll, 53 Sekunden
Mom offers her liver as a bribe to help her son. Super mosquitoes are unstoppable now!
Korean mom fined for offering her liver to a businessman to get her son a job. Super mosquitoes are on the lose, warns scientists. Porch pirates return with the packages they stole. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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22.12.2022 • 22 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
WWI bomb inside a man's rectum causes hospital evacuation. Two women jailed for feeding stray cats.
New Zealand aims to end cigarette smoking by 2025. Alabama women jailed for feeding stray cats. Hospital in France evacuated after 88 year old man arrived with WWI bomb in his rectum. / Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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21.12.2022 • 20 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Is it cruel to turn your pet dog into a Grinch? Giant aquarium explodes in a Berlin hotel.
Giant aquarium explodes in a Berlin hotel. Woman accused of animal cruelty for turning dog into Grinch. London will fight public urination with splash back paint. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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20.12.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
Don't eat the hallucinogenic spinach! Bank robbery suspect demanded just one dollar?
Bank robber demanded one dollar. First time in history no British fans arrested at the World Cup. Hallucinogenic spinach is being recalled. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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19.12.2022 • 27 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Floridaman attacks wife with a Christmas tree. Florida woman carjacked her Tinder date.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman gets naked in strangers apartment again. Florida woman carjacks her Tinder date. Floridaman attacks wife with a Christmas tree. Florida woman hits police and claims she's a God from ancient Egypt. Teenager unicycles from Maine to Florida. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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16.12.2022 • 30 Protokoll, 6 Sekunden
Pastor wants to grow marijuana in his church. Spider infestation forces school to close.
Spider infestation closes a school. Mumbai slums covered up with drapes by government. Pastor wants to grow weed in the church. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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15.12.2022 • 15 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
A Christmas tree vandalized many cars. Rent a living tree this holiday season and save the planet.
Police looking for a vandalizing Christmas Tree in Poland. Rent a living Christmas tree this holiday. Inflation is affecting Tamale prices during the holiday. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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14.12.2022 • 26 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Stop throwing marshmallows in the lava! South Koreans will soon become one year younger.
South Koreans will soon become one year younger. Mayor of Hawaii island asks citizens not to throw marshmallows into the hot lava. Man says he was at war with a squirrel, shoots through neighbors home. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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13.12.2022 • 15 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
The first "Vagina on a Chip" made in a lab. Girl granted license to own a unicorn if she finds one.
California girl licensed to own a unicorn if she can find one. Parents filed a lawsuit against Fortnite. Scientists have designed a vagina chip. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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12.12.2022 • 20 Protokoll, 52 Sekunden
Floridaman robs Walmart with 50 cops inside. School nurse stole all the students' Adderall.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman robs Walmart during Shop with a Cop event. Florida school nurse stole the student Adderall. Floridaman arrested for having sex with a dog then destroying a church. Floridaman lit sheriff's vehicle on fire. Tampa Bay Florida welcomes Tampa, Kansas. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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9.12.2022 • 21 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
World Cup is hurting the camels. Indonesia just banned sex outside of marriage.
World Cup soccer is putting a strain on the camels. Study shows that depressed people don't send Christmas cards. Indonesia bans sex outside of marriage cuz they think it's 1560. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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8.12.2022 • 15 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Semen filled Christmas ornaments anyone? Famous sword swallower nearly died from too many swords.
NASA is gonna build roads on the Moon. Christmas tree ornaments filled with bodily fluids. Famous sword swallows hospitalized for swallowing too many swords. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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7.12.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Doctor removes 23 contact lenses from patient's eye. Free removal of any Kanye West tattoos.
Man posed as hot woman and acquired a police car. Tattoo studio offers to remove any Kanye West tats for free. Doctor removed 23 contact lenses from intelligent patient's eye. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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6.12.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 25 Sekunden
Drones make Guns N' Roses very angry, as does a new store that sells guns and flowers.
Guns N Roses sues a flower/gun store. Axl Rose might have to stop throwing the mic into the crowd. Guns N Roses is pissed off about drones. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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5.12.2022 • 14 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Florida woman sues cuz mac n cheese takes 3.5 minutes. Floridaman assaults with a sex toy.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman exposes himself on flight to Boston. Floridaman charged after throwing sex toy at lady. Florida woman accused of biting kids. Florida woman sues Velveeta because macaroni takes longer than 3.5 minutes to make. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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3.12.2022 • 20 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Ancient Zombie Virus is dug up by scientists. Japan's poop museum is perfect for poop selfies!
Scientists dig up an ancient zombie virus in Siberia. Japan's poop museum is legit. Dummy robs bank while using his birth certificate for demand note. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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1.12.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Fake gladiators arrested in Rome for extorting tourists. Father brought son to Hooters controversy.
Fake gladiators in Rome arrested for tourist extortion. Father brought 9 yo son to Hooters following good grades. Japan fans impress by cleaning up the stadium at World Cup. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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1.12.2022 • 26 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Every monk tests positive for meth at temple. Thanksgiving family Monopoly game goes violent.
French office worker wins the right to be boring at work. Arrest made after thanksgiving Monopoly game turns violent. Thai monks arrested after testing positive for meth at the Temple. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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29.11.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Police dept requests killer robots for deadly force. Men should touch themselves 21 times for health
Study suggests men should ejaculate 21 times a month for prostate cancer. Single name individuals will not be allowed entry to UAE. San Francisco police request permission to use killer robots. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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28.11.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
Floridaman robs Walmart but claims he owns Walmart. Grocery store allows boozing while shopping.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida grocery store Publix will allow shoppers to booze. Florida teacher fired for filming OnlyFans porn in classroom. Floridaman drank bleach after court sentencing. Floridaman arrested for shoplifting at Walmart claims he owns Walmart. Florida couple breaks world speed eating records together. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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25.11.2022 • 28 Protokoll, 2 Sekunden
This country has way too much cocaine. Why are Chinese youth dressing up like American farmers?
QR codes for gravestones to tell the story of your dead relatives. Chinese influences are posing like American Farmers on social media. Belgium needs more incinerators to burn the abundant of cocaine. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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23.11.2022 • 20 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Mom arrested for making son walk home. The mystery of the circling sheep.
Mom jailed for making young son walk home. Flock of sheep have been circling for two weeks and no one knows why. Qatar banned sale of beer at World Cup. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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22.11.2022 • 22 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Bar manager accused of making teen girls fight a duel. Suicide pods going on sale soon?
Manager of a "Girls Bar" accused of forcing teens to fight a duel. It's time to make beans sexy! Suicide pods might be for sale in Switzerland. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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22.11.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Floridaman breaks into a home to make coffee. Florida lady claims the Bible verse attacked her.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman broke into a home to make coffee. Fired Dunkin' Donuts worker says manager attacked him with bagel knife. Floridaman chugs beers at EPCOT center and mayhem ensues. Florida lady says the Bible verse attacked her. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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19.11.2022 • 29 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Don't eat the dead whales on the beach! Woman caught with dead boyfriends ashes in a sex toy.
Do not eat the dead whale carcasses please! Woman caught wearing a sex toy with dead boyfriend's ashes within at airport. 40 thousand mink were released from a farm in Ohio. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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17.11.2022 • 13 Protokoll, 33 Sekunden
Native American scalps illegally sold online. Judge attacked by a chocolate chip muffin.
FBI investigates illegal online sale of a Native American human scalp. Muffin was thrown at a judge during sentencing. Woman delivered her best friend's baby to discover it was her husband's. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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16.11.2022 • 21 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Grandpa chainsmokes while running a marathon. Three mermaids saved a drowning scuba diver.
Chinese grandpa ran a marathon while chain smoking. Hello fresh accused of using monkey labor. Three mermaids rescued scuba in California. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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15.11.2022 • 19 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
Police warn against buying owls from strangers on drugs. Nudist wants to get naked in your garden.
Nudist is looking to rent your garden to be naked in. Police warn about buying owls from strangers while on drugs. Polish leader blames birth rate on drunk women. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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14.11.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Floridaman stuffed gun inside a raw chicken to bring on plane. Florida has it's own idea of planking
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman hit man with a plank. Floridaman sold a bomb to a cop. Floridaman pretended to be Irish for fraud. Floridaman stuffed a gun inside raw chicken for plane. Floridaman tried to escape Florida on stolen boat. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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11.11.2022 • 22 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Child bites a cobra to death. Philadelphia Chicken Man regrets eating 40 rotisserie chickens.
Cobra died after being bit by a child. Philadelphia chicken man ate 40 rotisserie chickens in 40 days. Miss Puerto Rico and Miss Argentina reveal they got married. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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10.11.2022 • 12 Protokoll, 33 Sekunden
Prostitute ghosts are haunting a woman's home? Nurse amputated man's foot for taxidermy collection.
Nurse amputated dying man's foot for her taxidermy collection. 178 Hirokazu Tanakas gather for namesake world record. Texas woman claims her home is haunted by prostitute ghosts. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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9.11.2022 • 23 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
Virtual Reality headset that really kills you. Why will wolves be shot by paintball guns?
Virtual Reality headset built that can kill you for real. Independent schools teaching Loch Ness Monster is real. Wolves will be shot by paintballs in Netherlands. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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8.11.2022 • 15 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Don't lick the psychedelic toad, warns Park Services. Trapped miners survive 9 days only on coffee.
Trapped miners in South Korea survive 9 days on just coffee. Woman arrested for using her nipples to poison men then rob them. Park services warns not to lick the psychedelic toad. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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7.11.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Sex toy bite fight with Florida woman. Floridaman blames a curse for driving without tires.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman asked cops to urinate on him. Florida woman bites man over sex toy. Floridaman blames paranormal activity for driving without tires. Floridaman teacher dry humps parked cars. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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4.11.2022 • 26 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Hitler Halloween costume gets a man fired. Fake student lived in Stanford Univ. dorms for a year.
Man wore Hitler Halloween costume and gets fired. World's fastest shoes increase your walking speed 250 percent. Pretend student lived on Stanford University campus nearly a year. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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3.11.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
"Wife Beater Wednesday" has been officially canceled. Picking your nose can cause Alzheimer's?
Picking your nose increases risk of Alzheimer's per study. Wife Beater Wednesday has been canceled at high school. Lottery winner hides his identity (and cash) from wife and kids. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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2.11.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
"Now hiring non-stupid people" sign offends locals. Horror video game that takes place in IKEA.
Guy in China hospitalized after eating whole live crab to avenge his daughter. "Now hiring non stupid people" sign angers some people. IKEA sues video game developer for making horror game inside IKEA. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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1.11.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Company will bury you alive for a fee. Is your home haunted? Your car keys may be a clue.
Company offers to bury you alive for a large fee. Brain scan captures your thoughts right before you die. Your car keys can prove that your house is haunted and other tips. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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31.10.2022 • 20 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
Floridaman told police he has a permit to carry meth. 14yo gave out $13k of grandma's cash at school
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida middle school student stole $13k from grandma to hand out to kids at school. One legged Floridaman named Ponce de Leon arrested. Florida teen won the 2022 Python Competition. Floridaman named Danger ran an unlicensed post-op recovery home. Floridaman told the police he had a license to carry meth. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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28.10.2022 • 25 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
Priests and nuns watch porn says the Pope. Marijuana company sued for not getting us high enough.
Pope says nuns and priests are watching porn. Climate protestors glued themselves to a floor but then had to pee. Marijuana company being sued for not getting customers high enough. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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27.10.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Trans gender volleyball player causes forfeits. Free vapes for pregnant women.
Volleyball teams forfeit over trans gender opponent. UK council will give out free vapes to pregnant women. Death Pool discovered in the deep sea. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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26.10.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
World's dirtiest man dies after his first bath in decades. TikTok dead guy books role on TV show.
World's dirtiest man has died in Iran at 94. TikTok star played dead in his videos was cast as a dead man on CSI. Sneakers for horses go for $1200 per shoe. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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25.10.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Soccer fan brings dead grandpa's skull to championship. "Offensive" Karen Halloween display removed.
City takes down offensive Karen Halloween display. Soccer fan takes his grandpa's skull to the championship celebration. Cat is sworn in as mayor of Italian town. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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24.10.2022 • 22 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Florida gas stations will sell marijuana. Floridaman attacked a woman for not having a crack pipe.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked Floridaman named Hercules attacked woman with a machete because she didn't have a crackpipe. Florida police department hired their entire police force without doing background checks. Marijuana is coming to Florida gas stations. Flesh Eating Bacteria surges following Hurricane Ian. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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21.10.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
140 year old pair of Levi's jeans sells for big money. Man drove thru the oldest bathroom in Japan.
Experts warn against using brand dryers in public restrooms. Man drove through Japan's oldest bathroom. 140 year old pair of Levi's jeans sells for big money at auction. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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20.10.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Jeffrey Dahmer Halloween costumes banned. Woman attacked the police with bee hives during eviction.
eBay bans Jeffrey Dahmer Halloween costumes. Woman attacks police offers with bee hives during eviction. Mexican priest known as Father Pistolas suspended over pro gun stance. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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19.10.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Man allergic to orgasms is finally cured. Blind woman Is flying a plane across the country.
Coffee shop charges rude customers more for coffee. Man became allergic to orgasms but a cure is found. Blind Arizona woman is piloting a plane across the country. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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18.10.2022 • 15 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
Robot dogs are being walked in China. Stranger torments homeowner with "porridge" prank nightly.
Stranger torments man by yelling "porridge" through his letterbox. Park officials in Pennsylvania keep removing Bigfoot warning signs. Young people in China are walking robot dogs daily. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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17.10.2022 • 14 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Florida fathers shoot each other's daughters during road rage. Magic mushroom chaos on Miami flight.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman high on mushrooms caused chaos on a flight. Floridaman pulls knife at LA Fitness. Two Florida fathers shot each other's daughters during road rage. Florida Hertz rental finds a child left in a returned car. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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14.10.2022 • 26 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Get a free vasectomy in the "Nutcracker" mobile van. Elon Musk release perfume called Burnt Hair.
Elon Musk is selling perfume called Burnt Hair. US clinics offering free vasectomies. Mountain unicycling is popular in Colorado. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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13.10.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Nuclear war? Let's have an orgy! Raincoat thief has a fetish for women's raincoats.
Thousands of Ukrainians plan an orgy for the nuclear war. Japan police arrest a raincoat thief. Cow burps will be taxed in New Zealand. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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12.10.2022 • 23 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Woman pays fake astronaut's ticket back to earth for romance. Voting scandal rocks fat bear contest.
Voting scandal rocks Alaska fat bear contest. Daycare worker fired for terrorizing children with a Scream mask. Woman scammed by man claiming to be an astronaut asking for money to return flight to earth. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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11.10.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Angry tourist at Vatican demands to speak with the Pope. New iPhone calls 911 on rollercoasters.
New iPhone calls 911 on rollercoasters. Texas Pete hot sauce not made in Texas. Tourist destroys artifacts at Vatican after demanding to speak with the Pope. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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10.10.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 46 Sekunden
Floridaman ran on football field to tackle a 9 year old. Couple stole their coworker's baby.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida men rob a Dollar Store then drive into Disney canal. Floridaman ran onto youth football field, put on a helmet and tackled a child. Floridaman says those pants with the drugs inside aren't his. Florida couple stole coworkers baby. Pigeons painted pink are appearing in Florida park. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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7.10.2022 • 24 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Churches use Shameware to stop members from watching porn. The King has hired a piper to wake him.
Churches are using Shameware to make sure their members don't watch porn. King Charles hired a full time bagpiper to wake him each morning. University mistakenly sent 4,000 acceptance letters. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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6.10.2022 • 15 Protokoll, 21 Sekunden
The famous chocolate bunny battle ends. Fancy restaurant is hiring a professional grape feeder.
Fancy restaurant in London is hiring a professional grape feeder. Lindt wins the battle of the chocolate bunnies. How Spam became super popular again. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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5.10.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
OnlyFans breaks up with her boyfriend cuz her fans chose it. Sausage vending machines are booming.
Sausage vending machines are popular in Germany right now. New Zealand government apologizes for the middle finger ads. OnlyFans model let's her fans make important decisions for her. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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4.10.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 53 Sekunden
Cheating scandal rocks the world of pro fishing. Californians can now jaywalk legally.
Pro fishing tourney up in arms over cheating scandal. New law allows California to Jaywalk. Venice Italy mayor hates those pesky surfers. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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3.10.2022 • 15 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Florida woman hopes to marry Tetris the video game. Florida men stole the traffic lights.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman hopes to marry the video game Tetris. Three Floridamen steal all the traffic lights. Gun fires at Florida Chuck E. Cheese. Florida second grader asked to take pics reading in her bathtub for homework. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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30.9.2022 • 25 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Man peed on ex's grave every morning while new wife watched. McDonald's offers adult Happy Meals?
Man caught on video urinating on his ex wife's grave everyday at 6am while new wife watched. McDonald's offering adult Happy Meals. Study shows women make assumptions about mens personalities based on penis photos. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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29.9.2022 • 23 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
Woman brought a raccoon to the bar. Doctors found over 50 batteries inside woman's stomach.
Doctors remove over 50 batteries from woman's stomach. North Dakota woman charged for bringing a raccoon to the local bar. Another university student suspended for urination scandal. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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28.9.2022 • 15 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
Cat allergy? You can now own a robotic AI cat. Donating your healthy poop can save lives.
Fecal philanthropist donates poop to save lives. Why are American Airlines flights haunted by groaning noises. Wanna spend some time with a robot AI cat? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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27.9.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Floridaman touches himself in neighbor's Ring camera. Florida offers bounty on iguana's.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Miami Beach will put bounty on iguanas. Floridaman pulls gun on friends trying to stop him driving drunk. Floridaman beats CVS employee while angry at Biden. Floridaman touches himself in neighbor's Ring camera. Florida woman thought she killed roommates then went shopping. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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23.9.2022 • 21 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Man married 53 women for peace and stability. Buy red paint made from the real blood of gay men?
Want to buy red paint made from the blood of gay men? Saudi man married 53 women in 43 years for stability and peace? Beyond Meat executive arrested for biting a man's nose off. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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22.9.2022 • 15 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Cooking chicken in NyQuil is new TikTok challenge. Guinea Pig Awareness Week has been canceled.
Guinea Pig Awareness Week has been canceled because of the Queen. How many total ants live on Earth? Scientists have a clear idea. Cooking chicken in NyQuil is a terrible idea says FDA. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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21.9.2022 • 19 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
Relax at the new Burger King spa. Teacher in trouble for protecting pedophile feelings.
Chinese man gets lost in a hot air balloon picking pine nuts. Teacher in Texas on leave after telling students not to hurt pedophile feelings. Relaxing spa opens inside a Burger King. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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20.9.2022 • 24 Protokoll, 52 Sekunden
Avalanche of sex toys on the highway following a crash. World's first flying bike is here.
Dildos and sex you'd end up all over the freeway following truck crash. When the Queen died someone had to explain to the bees. The worlds first flying bicycle makes US debut. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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19.9.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Floridaman hangs with swans cuz they don't judge him. Bullet in the scrotum for cheating Floridaman.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman stole swan boat to hang with swans on MDMA. TikTok Floridaman tries to set world record of Titanic VHS tapes. Floridaman sent two plane loads of migrants to an island. Bullet lodged in floridaman's testicle after wife shoots him for cheating. Floridaman crushed a woman's truck after she didn't give him the drug money. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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16.9.2022 • 20 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
Eminem is now a Christian rapper. People robbing banks for their own money in this country.
People are robbing banks in Lebanon for their own savings. Eminem reached number 1 on the Hot Christian Songs chart. Australians want Steve Irwin to replace the Queen on their money. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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15.9.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Stripper hired by elderly home to give wheelchair lap dances. TikTok challenge involves stealing car
Nursing home hires a stripper to entertain elderly men in wheelchairs. TikTok challenge involves stealing Kia vehicles with USB cable. Church in Halifax blesses bikes to encourage people to ride more.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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14.9.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Teen stole a bus to visit his girlfriend. Chess player accused of using anal beads to cheat.
Donkey penises seized in smuggling operation. Teen stole a bud to visit his girlfriend. Chess player accused of using anal beads to cheat. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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13.9.2022 • 20 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Drug dealers offer Queen is Dead discounts. Queen Elizabeth look a like retires after 34 years.
Drug dealers offering Queen is dead discounts. Indians are demanding a return of the Kohinoor Diamond. Queen look alike is retiring after 34 years. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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12.9.2022 • 20 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Florida teacher twerks on her student at prom. Floridaman shows wang, beats lady with dead pigeon.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman survives 3 days in the woods after gator steals an arm. Florida woman named Tupac Shakur attacked elderly with a bat. Florida teacher twerks with a student after getting him drunk at prom. Florida police find people living in stolen UHaul van with 35 cats. Floridaman unpacks his penis before beating lady with a dead pigeon.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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9.9.2022 • 20 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
White Privilege cards caused a student walk out. Beauty pageant finalist competes without makeup.
School district asks parents to let teachers rent their spare rooms. Miss England finalist first in history to compete without makeup. White Privilege cards at a high school cause a student walk out. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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8.9.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
Worn out penis on a famous athlete statue. Dutch city is first in world to ban meat advertisements.
Canadian Army investigates a paratrooper who drank a beer on video while descending. Dutch city is first in the world to ban meat advertisements. Cristiano Ronaldo's statue features a worn out penis area from all the tourists rubbing it. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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7.9.2022 • 13 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
Point your genitals at the sun for optimum health? Porn star hugs thousands of fans in 24 hours.
TikTok stars suggest you sun your genitals once a day for health. Japanese porn star hugs 3000 fans in 24 hours. School baptized 100 students without their parents' permission. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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6.9.2022 • 15 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Florida server dipped hot wings in her vagina. Vegan mom gets prison for malnutrition death of son.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked Floridaman crawls thru Taco Bell drive thru window. Vegan Florida mom gets prison for malnutrition death of her son. Floridaman in his underwear locks himself inside Little Caesar's. Florida Hooters waitress dipped hot wings inside her vagina. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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2.9.2022 • 15 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Stop sending nudes to passengers on this flight! Robot rapper dropped by label for using N Word.
Capitol Records drops robot rapper after N word backlash. Southwest Airlines pilot orders passengers to stop sending nudes. Pearl Necklaces made from semen are the hot jewelry trend. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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1.9.2022 • 14 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
City fights Sagging Pants with free belts for kids. The resurgence of the mullet divides Australia.
No More Sagging Pants campaign gives out free belts to students. Prehistoric Viking era weapons discovered as glaciers melt in Norway. The mullet has a resurgence and Australia is divided. / Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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31.8.2022 • 13 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
OnlyFans but prison style! Man paddles down the Missouri River in giant pumpkin for world record.
You can't buy whipped cream cans in New York if under 21. Man paddles 38 miles down a river in a giant pumpkin for the record. OnlyFans hottest new rising stars are Mexican prisoners. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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30.8.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Dance club bans staring without consent. Man climbed Mt. Fuji dressed as a pizza delivery guy.
Nightclub bans staring without getting verbal consent. Japanese worker climbs Mount Fuji dressed as Dominoes pizza delivery guy. Mysterious billboards in LA warn Californians to not move to Texas. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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29.8.2022 • 15 Protokoll, 53 Sekunden
Floridaman can't stop trying to buy children in Walmart parking lots. Botox Bandit strikes Florida!
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested for trying to buy a child again. Botox Bandit strikes again in Florida. Florida couple plead guilty to selling Biden's daughter's diary. Florida woman does an Irish folk dance during her DUI sobriety roadside test. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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26.8.2022 • 20 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
School allows student to be a cat all day. Spankings are now allowed in this school district.
School allows student to identify and act like a cat. San Francisco chocolate shop teaches employees king fu. Missouri school district brings back spankings to schools. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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25.8.2022 • 19 Protokoll, 33 Sekunden
NASA releases sound of a Black Hole. Sleeping farmer cuts off his own meaty genitalia.
Parents ask to investigate a possible transgender athlete after daughters lose a sport event. NASA released the sound of a Black Hole. Sleeping man cut off his junk while dreaming of chopping meats. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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24.8.2022 • 13 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
No more Hitler wine! Gang in India ran a fake police station out of a hotel.
Indian gang ran a fake police station out of a hotel. Italian winemaker will stop selling Hitler wine. French justice department approved prison go kart races. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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23.8.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Confederate Festival is canceled in Brazil. Strippers may unionize. First vaginal fluid transplant.
Strippers in Los Angeles may join the actors union. Confederate Festival in Brazil will be canceled. First vaginal fluid transplant gives hope to millions. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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22.8.2022 • 20 Protokoll, 2 Sekunden
Floridaman walks into gay bar with a grenade. Florida couple make a Ferris wheel rock with sexy time
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman walked into a gay bar with a hand grenade. Floridaman dirt bike influencer arrested. Florida couple has sex on a Ferris wheel. Florida woman threw a steak at her boyfriend. Florida woman has the record worlds longest hair. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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19.8.2022 • 22 Protokoll, 2 Sekunden
Semen terrorism should be criminalized. Bouncy Houses are leading cause of windy fun death.
Bouncy House deaths are sort of common. South Korea has a semen terrorist issue. Do spiders sleep like humans? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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18.8.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 6 Sekunden
Cum problem in Hong Kong. Japan tells its youth: get drunk so we can get out of this tax deficit!
Romanian National Bank hires a fortune teller to help them. Hong Kong has a major cum problem. Japanese government is encouraging young people to drink more. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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17.8.2022 • 14 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Ketchup is in on the endangered list! Scotland hires a man to be its official "Period Officer".
Spaghetti sauce is endangered due to water crisis in California. Scotland hired a man as Official Period Officer. Anal sex is popular and it causes health issues for women. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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16.8.2022 • 14 Protokoll, 52 Sekunden
He drinks his urine and wonders why roommate's upset. Ladies love well-groomed romantic Korean men.
No child support? No hunting! In Utah anyway. Why western women are traveling to South Korea looking for a lover. Man drinks his own urine clashes with roommate. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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15.8.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
Florida perverts stay away from mating manatees! Lady called the police 11,000 times to berate them.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman told police that meth is actually legal. Authorities think Florida perverts should keep away from mating manatees. Florida woman called police 11,000 times to harass and berate them. Why are The Villages rumored to be the STD capital of the US? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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12.8.2022 • 23 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Cat food restaurant for humans opens in NYC. Ferrari recalls nearly every car sold since 2005.
Ferrari is recalling almost all cars sold since 2005. Man buys giant billboard in order to trade a piece of cheese. Fancy Feast cat food company opens a cat inspired restaurant in NYC. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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11.8.2022 • 15 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Hyena testicles and marijuana promises from presidential candidate. Man ran across Ireland in 1 day.
Man ran the width of Ireland in under 24 hours. Presidential candidate running on a campaign of marijuana and hyena testicles. Airlines as executives to volunteer as baggage handlers. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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10.8.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Man gave himself DIY nose job until hospitalized. Domino's pizza didn't make it in Italy turns out.
Man hospitalized after performing DIY nose job on himself. Domino's stay in Italy is finally ending. Frank Ocean is selling diamond encrusted penis rings. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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9.8.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Social media star arrested for bad singing. Athlete lost the race because his penis fell out.
Police arrest social media star for singing poorly. Athlete loses race after his penis falls out. Casper is hiring professional mappers. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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8.8.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Floridaman arrested for eating pasta "belligerently". Man threw urn full of ashes during argument.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested for eating pasta belligerently. Vanilla Ice is building a museum/brewery in Florida . Floridaman named Redbeard stole roommates pet parrot. Naked Floridaman threw an urn full of ashes during an argument. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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5.8.2022 • 21 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Bubble gum bubble blowing fetish is a real thing. Critics say Monkeypox is a racist name.
Critics say Monkeypox is a racist name. Woman makes lots of cash chewing gum and blowing bubbles on social media. Hershey won't be able to meet the Halloween candy demand this year. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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4.8.2022 • 21 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Stabbing at a watermelon festival. War museum asks visitors to not have sex in their museum if war.
Polish museum asks visitors to not have sex inside museum. Airbnb apologizes for listing an 1830s slave quarters cabin. Man stabbed at the watermelon festival. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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3.8.2022 • 19 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
No eating at the food festival! Last remaining witch has been exonerated by the state.
Hong Kong food expo won't allow eating. Massachusetts exonerates the last remaining witch. Red Bull bandits on the run in La Vegas. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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2.8.2022 • 14 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Short skirts aren't allowed at executions. Epidemic of fake violin players, police warn.
Epidemic of fake violin players, police warn. Reporter's skirt was too short to witness an execution. Why are they locking up the SPAM in New York City? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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1.8.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Floridaman broke into Space Force to warn of alien-dragon space war. Lady punched cop cuz she bored.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman broke into stranger's home to kiss her on the cheek. Florida rapper Rollie Bands killed after challenging his enemies to meet him. Florida woman punched deputy out of boredom. Floridaman attempted to break into Space Force complex to warn the government about an alien dragon space battle. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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29.7.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
Grandma's dying wish was a giant penis gravestone. Old man driving without a license for 50 years.
Old man arrested in Tokyo found to be driving 50 years without license. Old man charged for arson at dealership that sold him a bad Jeep in 1986. Dying grandma's wish to have 600 lb penis as her gravestone. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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28.7.2022 • 19 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
Preacher robbed at gunpoint during livestream sermon. Mayor in VA has never heard of a dance party.
Mayor offers a cash reward for mysterious techno bear source in Saturday night. Fast food restaurant founder bought Mega Millions jackpot tickets for all 50,000 of their employees. Flashy jewelry wearing preacher is robbed at gunpoint on livestream sermon. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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27.7.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
Lawmaker wants ghosting to be criminalized. There's a good reason to put sugar on your butthole.
The medical reason why you put sugar on your butthole is legit. Pat Benatar refuses to sing her hit, Hit Me With Your Best Shot. Lawmaker wants ghosting to be criminalized. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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26.7.2022 • 13 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Astronauts can't masturbate in space. Chess robot broke the finger of a child opponent.
2022 Tree Hugging Championship in Scotland. Russian chess robot broke the finger of a child opponent. Astronauts are not allowed to masturbate in space? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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25.7.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
Floridaman steals apple juice while showing genitals. Lady stabs a mini van with a pitchfork.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman exposed himself to the elderly as he sipped apple juice. Florida woman wields a pitchfork and whip outside a Publix. Floridaman wakes up with headache realizes he was shot. Frozen Stiffs ice cream in a hearse. Florida man called 911 reported himself kidnapped. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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22.7.2022 • 19 Protokoll, 59 Sekunden
Lady sues her bad date for $10k. US troops banned from alcohol after drunk driving scooters.
Woman sues her bad date for $10k. US troops banned from alcohol after drunk driving scooters in Germany. A global lost luggage crisis mounts. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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21.7.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Doctors warn don't take the "Hitler Shot". Social Justice Summer Camp for your anarchist children.
Authorities in Egypt warn sick citizens not to take the "Hitler Shot". Man filed a lawsuit against Bass Pro Shops and their wool sock warranty. Social justice summer camp offered by anarchists in Oregon. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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20.7.2022 • 15 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
Tired at work? Take a nap in the "Nap Coffin". Short ladies can now be police officers.
Short women can now be police officers in Spain. An upright sleeping box is available for tired employees in Japan. Arizona police want residents to stop yelling at the tourists. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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19.7.2022 • 19 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Red Heads get free admission to theaters to stay cool. Docs say don't put popsicles inside you.
Movie theater in UK offers free admission to Red Heads during heatwave. Lawsuit against Skittles claims candy is not healthy. Doctors in the UK warn women not to put ice lollies inside their private parts. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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18.7.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Floridaman stole Walmart shopping scooter to go on date. Inmate caught eating meth infused drawings.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman stole a Walmart shopping scooter to take his lady on a date. Floridaman prisoner caught eating meth infused drawings of the sun. Floridaman writes scathing obituary for his questionable father. Floridaman activist asks to lead a Satanic prayer before high school football game. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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15.7.2022 • 15 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
Grown man finds out he has ovaries. Mom gives birth during a live Metallica concert.
Grown Chinese man learns that he has had ovaries his entire life. Mayor demands government employees smile or else. Metallica Baby! Mom gives birth at the live concert. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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14.7.2022 • 12 Protokoll, 53 Sekunden
Use your own vaginal fluid as a DIY perfume. Stay for free in an all-glass hotel room.
Vabbing is the new DIY perfume that uses vaginal fluids. Distillery makes whiskey out of crabs to save the sea life. Stay in a glass hotel for free if you don't mind being watched. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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13.7.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 52 Sekunden
Man says Bigfoot told him to kill his fishing partner. Fake cricket tournament scammed the Russians.
Oklahoma man says Bigfoot told him to murder his fishing buddy. Half of Japanese companies claims they employ an old man that does nothing. Indian police bust a fake cricket tournament that fooled Russian gamblers. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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12.7.2022 • 14 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
Free milkshake with proof of vasectomy! Ice cream that won't melt with a blowtorch?
Chinese ice cream company invents ice cream that won't melt. Floating abortion clinic on a ship in the Gulf of Mexico planned. Hot dog cafe offers free beverage with proof of vasectomy. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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11.7.2022 • 14 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Floridaman assaults elderly man to get rid of his demons. Floridaman exposes himself in a cemetery.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman exposes himself in a cemetery. Floridaman kills a chicken in self defense. Floridaman assaults the elderly to get rid of demons. Floridaman charged for attacking an officer with a hotdog. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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8.7.2022 • 20 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Mafia embraces homosexuality. Mayor marries an alligator in a dress to ensure abundance.
Mafia embraces homosexuality. Mexican mayor marries an alligator in ritual. Hangover pill is finally on the market in UK. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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7.7.2022 • 15 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Man almost killed by Whistling Scrotum. Pooping in public is okay as long as no one is watching.
Woman nearly died from his own whistling scrotum. New Zealand allows pooping in public if no one is watching you. Japan offers free noodles to the youth if they'll go vote this year. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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6.7.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Threesome leads to 60 person fight on a cruise. Accidentally overpaid worker took the money and ran.
60 person fight breaks out on Carnival Cruise ship over a threesome. Worker was accidentally paid 300 times his salary which he withdrew and disappeared. UK cinemas are banning teens in Minion suits from the theater. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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5.7.2022 • 13 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
Florida pastor gets frisky on a Starbucks patio. Floridaman set his boss's future home on fire.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman set boss future home on fire because spirits told him to. Floridaman poses as Disney employee to steal R2D2 and make a point. Florida pastor engaged in a sex act at Starbucks. Florida outlaws loud music in your vehicle. Floridaman arrested for damaging a car to see if windows were bulletproof. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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1.7.2022 • 20 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Annual Pickle Juice Drinking contest. Mystery rocket crashed on the moon and no one is claiming it.
Register the for annual Pickle Juice Drinking Contest in Pittsburgh. Canadian soft rock radio station played Rage Against the Machine all day on a loop. Mystery rocket crashed into the Moon and no one is claiming responsibility. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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30.6.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Lady tries to smuggle 2 porcupines in her luggage. Bomb threat at the Explosion Museum.
Woman caught with 2 porcupines and other exotic animals in her luggage. Police warn public to stay away from the Explosion Museum because it may explode. People are getting explosive gastroenteritis at the Grand Canyon. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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29.6.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 46 Sekunden
Uber has grandpa's ashes and your lost pet turtle. Court grants man's wish to die by firing squad.
Uber has a lost and found report that is long and weird. World's largest bacteria found in a swamp. Supreme Court grants prisoner wish to be executed by firing squad. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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28.6.2022 • 22 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Fairies give the gift that ruins your life. Urine powered vehicles are making a splash.
Flying hotel that never lands powered by nuclear fusion. Pee-powered vehicles are making a splash. Woman accepts a gift from fairies and it ruined her life. /Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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27.6.2022 • 14 Protokoll, 33 Sekunden
Naked Florida woman lights things on fire "to celebrate". Man stole police car to solve crimes.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman gets cut off at Beauty and the Beast Bar. Floridaman stole police car and then answered calls. Kidnapped Floridaman saved by his own bad driving. Floridaman found a dead body while looking for his chicken. Naked Florida woman set bushes on fire as a celebration. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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24.6.2022 • 20 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Amazon's Alexa will mimic your dead relative's voice. Mastercard launches its first music album.
Amazon's Alexa will soon be able to mimic your dead relative's voice. Mastercard launches its first ever music album. Japanese city contractor got drunk and lost the hard drive with personal info of all citizens in the city. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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23.6.2022 • 17 Protokoll
Mites that have sex on your face may go extinct. Largest floating restaurant in the world has sunk.
Tiny mites that have sex on our faces could go extinct. The Jumbo Floating Restaurant sinks after leaving Hong Kong. Passengers asked not to flick their hair on Thailand's Sky Train. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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22.6.2022 • 15 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
No more urine in the elevator! Man drank 30 Pepsi's each day for 20 years.
Man spent $8k per year on Pepsi for two decades. Japan makes online insults punishable by jail time. Boston transit is tired of the elevator urine. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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21.6.2022 • 20 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Man refused his pregnancy status, denied blood donation. Canadians summoned to jury while shopping.
50 Canadians were summoned to instant Jury Duty while shopping at the mall. Walking on hot coals is the new company bonding event gone wrong. Man denied his blood donation for refusing to answer his pregnancy status. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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20.6.2022 • 20 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Floridaman punches ATM for giving him too much cash. Florida carjacks a street sweeper.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman punches ATM machine for giving him too much cash. Floridaman carjacks a street sweeper. Florida mango heist of 2022. Gun and drugs found inside Florida woman. Floridaman stabs roommate over Toaster Strudel. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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17.6.2022 • 25 Protokoll, 25 Sekunden
Sriracha sauce shortage is here! Annual Man vs. Horse Race won by a man.
Man vs Horse race won by a mortal man. Sriracha sauce shortage on the way. Los Angeles has a secret illegal crosswalk painting organization. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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16.6.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
Take Love Drugs and save your marriage! Hot air balloon crashes into a train.
Cheese rolling race in UK is notoriously dangerous. Love drugs will soon save your failing marriage. Hot air balloon crashed into a train. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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15.6.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Sexy trash cans talk dirty in Sweden. Google engineer suspended after saying the AI is sentient.
Sexy trash cans talk dirty in Sweden. Tennessee sheriff warns citizens not to pick up dollar bills. Google engineer is suspended after saying the AI is sentient. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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14.6.2022 • 22 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Elephant killed lady then attacked her body at funeral. Get paid to live with 100 cockroaches.
Pest company will pay you $2,000 to release 100 cockroaches inside your home. Elephant trampled lady to death in India and then attacked her a second time at her funeral. Two workers fell into a vat of chocolate at the M&M's factory in Pennsylvania. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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13.6.2022 • 15 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Floridaman bitten by gator he thought was a dog. Floridaman explodes at a party and no one knows why
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman bitten by a gator he thought was a dog. Floridaman "Monkey Whisperer" busted for trafficking illegal monkeys. Florida woman bitten by jellyfish while breaking world swim record. Floridaman explodes and nobody knows why. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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10.6.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Fake pee is illegal here. STD in a car leads to woman being paid $5million from GEICO insurance.
Man praised for taking his sick friend's virginity. GEICO pays woman $5million for getting an STD in her ex boyfriend's car. Michigan is making fake urine illegal. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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9.6.2022 • 25 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Airline cabin crews can show their tramp stamps. KFC swaps lettuce for cabbage amid lettuce shortage
Prisons in Michigan ban Dictionaries to prevent inmate disruptions. Virgin Atlantic airlines will allow cabin crews to show their tattoos. KFC Australia replaces lettuce with cabbage because of shortage. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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8.6.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Bloody Winnie the Pooh upsets police. Man divorced his wife for making too many instant noodles.
Man in India divorced wife for making instant noodles. Hot Dog vendor gets snubbed from the upcoming Weenie Fest. Winnie the Pooh Bloodied exhibit sparks outcry from the Police in Cincinnati. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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7.6.2022 • 27 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Bees are fish according to court ruling. Restaurant wants customers to lick their salty walls.
Bees are fish according to California court ruling. Restaurant guests lick the salt wall. Man broke into a museum and destroyed ancient artifacts because he was mad at his girlfriend. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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6.6.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 21 Sekunden
Fun Florida Slang Words. Floridaman missing and we think it's an alligator'a fault.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida couple crashes into FedEx truck during road sex. Old man sues adult store for vibrator not working. Fun Florida Slang Words part 1 and 2. Floridaman killed by alligator while looking for frisbees. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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3.6.2022 • 21 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Should Metaverse murder be punished as real life crime? No more Elvis-themed weddings in Las Vegas.
Unemployed youths are selling their toes in Zimbabwe. Should Metaverse murders be punished as real life crimes? No more Elvis-themed weddings in Las Vegas. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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2.6.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Lady bites her sisters eyeball off. Period Crunch normalizes menstruation talk at breakfast table.
Woman bites her sisters eyeball off during drunk altercation. Period Crunch is a cereal that wants to normalize menstruation talk around the breakfast table. Catholic exorcists complain about long lines of possessed people with little help from Bishops. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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1.6.2022 • 22 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Man dressed as elderly lady attacked Mona Lisa with cake. Name changed to Salmon to get free sushi.
Man disguised as elderly woman attacked the Mona Lisa with cake. Taiwanese people stuck with the name Salmon after a sushi name change promotion. UK Woman ate her first real meal after 23 of potato chip sandwiches. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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31.5.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Circumcised penis argument leads to Floridaman arrest. It's hard to smoke meth and drive a truck.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman blows up customers mailbox over non payment. Randeez Nuts will close in Florida. Fight over circumcised penis leads to arrest in Florida. Wanted Florida man goes to police station to ask for picture to be removed from social media. Floridaman can't drive a tractor trailer truck and smoke meth at same time. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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27.5.2022 • 20 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Dolphins recognize each other by tasting urine. Sheep sentenced to 3 years in jail for killing lady.
Dolphins recognize friends by drinking their urine. Their returned stolen television stuck to his head by a witch doctor. Sheep sentenced to 3 years in jail for killing a woman. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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26.5.2022 • 19 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
Learn math on Pornhub! Jimi Hendrix's penis will be displayed in the Penis Museum.
Jimi Hendrix's penis will be displayed at the penis museum in Iceland. Hundreds of feet underground in Missouri sits 1.4 billion pounds of cheese. Math teacher in Taiwan gives calculus lessons on Pornhub. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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25.5.2022 • 24 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Man chops off his penis because he loves cannabis. Outdoor cat ban in Germany to save the birds.
Man chops off his penis for the greater good and he likes cannabis. Animal welfare groups are not happy that Germany has an outdoor cat ban. Tennessee is the first start to make camping in public a felony. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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24.5.2022 • 25 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Is an elephant also a person? Entire town shuts down after their only clerk quits.
New York court will determine if an elephant is also a person. Iraqi university expels students for beheading a pigeon. Entire town in Maine shuts down after one clerk quits. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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23.5.2022 • 21 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Florida woman attacks man with lettuce. Lady throws rubber snake at police. Florida Ice Ice Baby!
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman attacked a man with lettuce. Floridaman arrested for calling 911 demanding President Biden be arrested. Florida woman throws a rubber snake at police after high speed chase. Floridaman on trial for murder asks for makeup to cover the gun tattoos on his face. Singing Florida cafeteria workers get surprise visit from Floridaman Vanilla Ice. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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20.5.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
New bar only plays women's sports. Italian man called the police over price of espresso.
Bar in Portland only plays women's sports on tv. Ohio nonprofit will teach youth how to treat a gunshot wound. Coffee customer in Florence called the police over espresso price. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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19.5.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Mastercard allows you to pay using your face. FBI says don't hire any North Korean hackers please.
Real kissing is finally possible in Virtual Reality. FBI wants you to please not hire any North Korean hackers. Mastercard is about to let you pay using your own face. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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18.5.2022 • 25 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Last Big Mac in Russia is served as McDonald's exits. Thieves return goods following nightmares .
Russians line up for the very last Big Mac in their country. Thieves return stolen goods after having scary dreams. Middle schoolers accused of sexual harassment for using the wrong gender pronoun. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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17.5.2022 • 14 Protokoll, 12 Sekunden
Parents sue their son for not giving them grandchildren. Students asked how to "de-gay" a friend.
Mother in Utah selling thousands of ounces of her breast milk for the formula shortage. Parents sue their kid for not giving them grandchildren. Homework assignment in Kentucky asks kids to explain how they would de-gay their good friend. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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16.5.2022 • 19 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
Floridaman driver told cops he only drank at stop signs. Getting arrested was on her bucket list?
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman tells deputy he only drank at stop signs. Florida woman claims getting arrested was on her bucket list. Floridaman shot in the butt by his wife says he still loves her. Passenger with no flying experience lands a plane in Florida after pilot passes out. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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13.5.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Lab-grown tiger steaks coming to your table soon. Farting got this soccer player kicked off team.
China's most handsome young man will sue you if you call him talentless. French soccer player kicked off the team for farting. New company will sell lab grown tiger steaks to restaurants. / Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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12.5.2022 • 14 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
One million free cannabis plants given out by Thai government. When customers become the cooks.
Thailand is giving away one million free cannabis plants to households. Waffle House customers cook up food after chef quit on the job. Human remains uncovered again as Lake Mead water levels lower. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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11.5.2022 • 13 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
Leader of feces-eating cult arrested. All South Koreans are about to get one year younger.
Your dream of becoming a dog is now possible with a lifelike dog suit from Japan. All South Koreans will become one year younger. Leader of feces eating cult arrested for bodies. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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10.5.2022 • 22 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Man cuts victim's lawn before stealing their mower. Ms. Pac-Man enters World Video Game Hall of Fame
Texas man cut victim's lawn before stealing their mower. M. Pac-Man enters the World Video Game Hall of Fame. Couple live full time on cruises because it's cheaper than buying a home. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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9.5.2022 • 15 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Florida mom stops feeding baby cuz it's "so annoying", Drunk lady drove down the stairs, blames GPS.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman drunk drives down the stairs blames it on GPS. Florida woman puts house up for sale and it comes with an ex husband. Florida mom stopped feeding her child because it was too annoying. Tropicana offers cereal specifically made for orange juice. Alligator broke into a garage and drank the Diet Coke. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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6.5.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
NASA launches nudes into space to attract horny aliens. Man working at same company for 84 years.
100 year old man broke world record after working at same company for 84 years. NASA will launch nudes into space to hopefully attract aliens. After many boar attacks, Rome citizens impose a curfew on themselves. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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5.5.2022 • 26 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Dating sites see surge in men seeking Ukrainian women fleeing war. Smartphone addicted gorilla?
Delta airlines will now pay flight attendants during boarding. Dating sites notice surge in men seeking Ukrainian women fleeing the war. Smartphone addicted gorilla has screen time cut at the zoo. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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4.5.2022 • 15 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Navy sergeant forced a semen cocktail onto recruits. Limb lengthening surgery is getting popular.
Limb lengthening surgery is all the rage. Texas researchers find loads of creepy dolls on the beaches. Navy officer arrested for forcing recruits to drink semen with fish sauce. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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3.5.2022 • 13 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Feminist witch protest gets hairy. Canada will prosecute crimes on the moon.
Canada will prosecute crimes on the moon. Family tried to carry home an unexploded shell on the plane as a souvenir. Feminist witch protest kicks off May Day in Berlin. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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2.5.2022 • 14 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Florida mom threatens to blow up school for not feeding her kid enough. No peeing in the Beer Cave!
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida sheriff tells people to shoot burglars to save tax dollars. Florida mom threatens to blow up school for not feeding her kid enough. Floridaman pees inside the beer cave. Floridaman says he's Jesus, traps a minor in locker room for a kiss. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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29.4.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 43 Sekunden
Worldwide penis size study will surprise you. Who needs fans at the baseball game when there's cats?
Worldwide penis sizes will surprise you. Humans are out and the cats are in at Oakland As ballpark. Parents debate over teacher bringing cotton plant into school to teach kids about slaves and the gin. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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28.4.2022 • 23 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Woman married her cat to avoid eviction. Idiot fooled by a Red Hot Chili Pepper coverband.
Woman married her pet cat to avoid a landlord eviction. Saudi restaurant shut down for making food in the toilet for 30 years. Fan accidentally buys Red Hot Chili Pepper coverband tickets instead of the real Chili Peppers and is angry. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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27.4.2022 • 32 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Man married a hologram, no family showed up to wedding. College offers a pornography course.
Japanese man married a fictional hologram singer. Woman rescued after falling headfirst into an outdoor toilet. Utah college offers course in pornography. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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26.4.2022 • 21 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Senior citizen pleads guilty to having sex with a cat. "Lake Chipotle" is a popular tourist spot.
Senior citizen pleads guilty for having sex with a cat. Parking lot dubbed "Lake Chipotle" is a popular tourist spot. California man threatened to bomb Merriam Webster's Dictionary Co. over gender definitions. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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25.4.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Florida bride laced the wedding food with cannabis. Gatorpalooza has a Floridaman race through swamp
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Gatorland announces Gatorpalooza with a Floridaman race. Floridaman threatened a hotel employee with a wizard wand. Floridaman called the police on himself after keeping hostages for two days. Florida bride and caterer laced the food with cannabis unbeknownst to all guests. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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22.4.2022 • 24 Protokoll, 33 Sekunden
Scared haunted house customer shoots a performer. World record for most vampires gathered.
Haunted house customer shot a performer because he got scared. Baby born with two penises has one removed. Whitby Dracula festival invites vampires from all over the world to break a record. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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21.4.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Penile implants and viagra for the Brazilian military. Home for sale with a stranger in the basement
Brazilian government bought $700k worth of penile implants for their military. Wanna buy a $800k home that comes with a stranger living in the basement? Why do our farts smell worse in the shower? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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20.4.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Man tore his lung masturbating. Man sued employer for throwing him an unwanted birthday party.
Girl who can't smile gets an international modeling contract. Kentucky man sued employer for throwing him an unwanted birthday party. Man tore his lung masturbating. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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19.4.2022 • 22 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Kindergartner brings tequila to school, shares with classmates. Professional baby namer makes $$.
Woman charges $10k as a professional baby namer. Kindergartner brings tequila to school and shares with classmates. Parent in an Easter bunny costume hands out condoms at a Texas elementary school. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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18.4.2022 • 15 Protokoll, 25 Sekunden
Florida babysitter put the kid in the dryer. Woman beats up her father following sex toy delivery.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida babysitter put the child in a dryer. Florida teens shoot each other while wearing body armor. Florida woman beats up father after sex toy delivery. Floridaman pretends to be police to get Wendy's discount. Floridaman breaks the movie watching record. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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15.4.2022 • 22 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Four men arrested for raping a lizard. Protestor glued herself to the floor during an NBA game.
Four men in India arrested for raping a lizard. Protestor glued herself to the floor during a live NBA game. NASA built a space catapult to fling things into space. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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14.4.2022 • 25 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Threesome with a sex robot is preferable? Super sized Illegal taxidermy collection busted.
Woman impersonates a doctor for three years. Study says people prefer to have a threesome with a sex robot. Police in Spain bust largest illegal taxidermy collection. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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13.4.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 57 Sekunden
Driving under the influence of uncontrollable defecation. Why are Cheetos banned in Germany?
Why are Cheetos banned in Germany? Japanese Netflix show sends children into busy cities to do chores and people don't like it. Driver kills two cyclists and then blames it on uncontrollable defecation. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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12.4.2022 • 21 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Obese diners not allowed in the naked restaurant. Woman held her farts in so long she hospitalized.
Overweight diners won't be allowed to eat in the naked restaurant in Japan. Woman held her farts in for two years and ended up hospitalized. Three Iranian women arrested for dancing in a cemetery. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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11.4.2022 • 23 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Floridaman driving instructor arrested for drunk driving. Woman attacked her girlfriend using a cat.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida driving instructor arrested for DUI. Florida woman excused from jury duty because she's busy with her sugar daddy. Floridaman beat his roommate with a stick over what a mosquito looks like. Florida woman battered her girlfriend with the pet cat. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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8.4.2022 • 23 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
What did the mushroom tell you? Airlines passenger arrested for doing a bad thing four times.
Scientists gave lions oxytocin so they would love each other more. Southwest Airlines passenger arrested for masturbating four times on one flight. Mushrooms may be communicating with each other using "words" as humans do. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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7.4.2022 • 19 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Author of How to Murder Your Husband is on trial for murdering husband. Get paid to count penguins!
Author of How to Murder Your Husband is on trial for murdering her husband. Antarctic post office is hiring and counting penguins is part of the job. Burger King is being sued because Whopper is smaller in real life. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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6.4.2022 • 19 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Dead rapper's body displayed on stage at nightclub. Scientists are telling the aliens where we are.
Student list both nipples in a deodorant spray dare. Scientists will broadcast Earth's exact location to Aliens. Embalmed body of dead rapper displayed on stage at DC nightclub. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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5.4.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 21 Sekunden
Penis Festival celebrates the iron dong. Dancing fake nun banned from a major monastery's
Fake dancing nun banned from a major monastery. Chinese man has been living at the Beijing airport for 14 years. Japanese city hosts the annual Penis Festival // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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4.4.2022 • 27 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
Florida couple use counterfeit money at Dollar Store. Apparently you CAN get nude in the parks!
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman wanted for stealing $4,300 worth of Oil of Olay from a Walgreens. Floridaman cut the power to a liquor store after they refused him service. Florida couple arrested for spending counterfeit money at a Dollar Store. Nudity in America's National Parks is actually legal? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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1.4.2022 • 23 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
No shoes? No plane? No problem! Should all Russians be denied their fun?
Teacher in Pakistan killed over a blasphemy dream. Shoeless pilot in a stolen plane intercepted by the French Army. Ukraine asks Nepal to deny Russian climbers in Himalayas. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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31.3.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Best man stole the bride after his loving wedding speech. Bad bad bad bad badminton players!
Illinois woman keeps getting unwanted shoe deliveries. Best man stole the bride after confessing love during wedding speech. Chinese badminton players guilty of not playing their best. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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30.3.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 25 Sekunden
Tree farts are destroying the planet. Watch out for those imitation Wonka Bars everyone!
Tree farts contribute to greenhouse gas emissions from ghost forests. Man built his own x ray machine after huge hospital bill. Watch out for the fake Wonka Bars everyone! // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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29.3.2022 • 26 Protokoll, 6 Sekunden
Leopard invasion caused closure at Mercedes factory. Company offers masturbation breaks in pods.
The Japanese man so good at doing nothing he gets paid for it. Company offers employees masturbation breaks in the wank pods. Mercedes Benz factory closed because of a leopard invasion. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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28.3.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Floridaman stole 20 left shoes from a shoe store. Florida boy tells cops his mommy drunk drives.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman broke into a store and stole 20 left shoes. Floridaman accused of dumping scooters into Tampa Bay. Florida boy tells the police that his mother is actually drunk driving. Group of Men in Florida hacked gas pumps to lower the prices. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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25.3.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
Abandoned "gay" dog is adopted by gay couple. Patient uses his brain implant to request to hear Tool
Abandoned "gay" dog gets adopted by gay couple. First patient to communicate by brain implant requests to listen to Tool. College professor sues students for posting exam answers online. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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24.3.2022 • 19 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Rubber penis controversy in India. Scientists translate a spider web into music.
Rubber penis in a sex Ed kit causes controversy in India. Scientists translated a spider web into music. Funeral home sued for cremating someone that wanted to be raptured. //Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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23.3.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 52 Sekunden
Woman searches for man whose name is tattooed on her butt. The new sober curious movement.
Alcohol free bar in Texas fuels the new sober curious movement. Woman looking for mystery man whose name is tattooed on her bum. Texas man kidnapped woman and forced her to go on a job interview with him. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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22.3.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
Farmer gets a live chicken lodged in his rectum. Country cancels exams due to paper shortages.
Sri Lanka cancels exams because of nationwide paper shortage. Indiana egg farmer hospitalized with a live chicken in his rectum. There's a shortage of naked buff men in the UK. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet.
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21.3.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Floridaman asks police to test his meth for authenticity. Floridaman named Ashtray is not right.
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18.3.2022 • 21 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Teacher put his colleague's toothbrush in his mouth 20 times. Political impersonator escape plan.
Japanese teacher used a colleague's toothbrush 20 times. Putin and Kim Jong Un impersonators assist a Zelensky impersonator out of Ukraine. Medical student in India cheats on a test using surgical implants. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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17.3.2022 • 22 Protokoll, 43 Sekunden
Offensive steam trains are now canceled! Man claims his AI girlfriend saved his marriage.
Man claims his AI girlfriend saved his marriage. Santa Barbra may declare Chick Fil A drive thru a public nuisance. Steam trains are canceled by a museum that says it's rooted in slavery. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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16.3.2022 • 19 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
Pickup free roadkill and eat it with this new app! Japan outlaws the ponytail in schools.
Japanese schools outlaw pony tails because it excites the boys. Wyoming state has a new app for claiming and eating roadkill. Man sued telemarketers over robocalls and won lots of money. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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15.3.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 2 Sekunden
Camel kills two men after escaping a petting zoo. "I Need a New Butt" is a scandalous book.
Camel escapes a petting zoo and kills two men in Tennessee. There are no 5 fewer Doritos in the bag and the cause is inflation. Principal fired for reading "I Need a New Butt!" to the students. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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14.3.2022 • 27 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Florida woman high on deodorant gets DUI. Florida teacher bites two students over a jar of pickles.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida teacher bites students over jar of pickles. Floridaman tried to cut the gay out of his brother. Florida woman arrested for DUI for huffing deodorant. Naked Floridaman pooped on his neighbor's glass table. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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11.3.2022 • 21 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
Wife shot husband's penis with harpoon gun. Feminists plan to launch a vulva shaped space craft.
Wife shot her husband in the penis with a harpoon gun for not making dinner in Thailand. Ecstasy found in the Moet champagne. German Feminists start a petition to launch a vulva shaped spaceship. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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10.3.2022 • 19 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Man had sex with 450 tractors. Woman fights to keep her FART license plate.
Man has sex with 450 tractors in Suffolk. Woman fights for her FART license place in North Carolina. A new venomous pretty large spider is spreading across the US. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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9.3.2022 • 22 Protokoll, 59 Sekunden
Man dies from 200 cups of coffee. The Fox Demon has been released from the Killing Stone yikes!
Personal trainer died from a caffeine overdose equivalent to 200 cups of coffee. Japan's Killing Stone has split and the fox demon may be among us. Endangered shark meat may be in your pet food. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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8.3.2022 • 14 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Box of human heads stolen from medical truck. Mail carrier on trial for murdering a wild Turkey.
Box of human heads stolen from medical truck in Colorado. Man marries triplets after sisters propose polygamy union in the Congo. Mail carrier accused of wild Turkey murder. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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7.3.2022 • 21 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Floridaman blames Putin for speeding. Florida woman hides a smoking device inside her vagina.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman hid a smoking device inside her vagina. Intoxicated Florida woman grabbed a police officer's penis. Drunk Floridaman crashed a car and then got philosophical. Speeding Floridaman blamed Putin. Florida school employee fired for taping a student. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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4.3.2022 • 21 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
Private schools have a strict dress code for parents. Smart birds remove their own tracking devices.
Magpie outwit scientists by removing their tracking devices themselves. Wisconsin woman beheaded a man following meth sex killing. Private schools in India have a dress code for parents. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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3.3.2022 • 21 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Bees are ejaculating until they explode. Female students scream about being attacked by evil spirits
Bees are ejaculating to death during heatwaves. Students in South Africa are losing their minds over evil spirit attacks. Study shows washing dishes lowers the risk of heart disease. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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2.3.2022 • 14 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
Walmart might soon deliver babies. Why are women mixing their period blood with rice?
Walmart will soon deliver your baby. Survey shows people suffer low phone battery anxiety. Why are women squatting over steaming rice? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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1.3.2022 • 14 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
Get paid to smell dog poop! Now you can be buried in a coral reef under the sea.
New trend to be buried in a coral reef under the sea. Company offers $6k to smell dog poop for two months. Subway store is target of filthy rotten graffiti in Oakland. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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28.2.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Florida woman used Covid funds to hire a hitman. Hard Alcohol Mountain Dew is debuting in Florida.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman lured a food delivery boy back to her apartment for poppers and sex. Florida woman used Covid relief money to hire a Hitman. Florida will be among first states to try Hard Mountain Dew. Floridaman named Lo Key and his sidekick Monkey Man are wanted. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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25.2.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Lady quit her job to breastfeed her boyfriend full time. Virtual strip clubs in the Metaverse.
Double-proxy marriages on the rise in Montana. Metaverse allows children inside virtual strip clubs. Woman quit her job to breastfeed her boyfriend full time. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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24.2.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
Man became a blood slave after answering fake job ad. Pro gamer says short people need new bones.
Man answered a fake job ad and ends up a blood slave in Cambodia. Pro eSports gamer terminated for remarks on short people. Family Dollar closes 400 stores over rat infestation. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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23.2.2022 • 20 Protokoll
Teacher fed students sperm laced cupcakes. Wedding song choice leads to fastest divorce ever.
Beekeepers turn to anti theft technology to protect their hives. Teacher fed her students cupcakes containing husband's sperm. Man divorced his wife in record time after she chose an inappropriate song at the wedding. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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22.2.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 21 Sekunden
Frozen penis doesn't deter Olympic skier. Volunteer to get strip searched at the new Swiss prison.
Volunteers wanted to test a new Swiss prison. Olympic cross country skier suffers a frozen penis. Wordless bans "slave" because it's so offensive. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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21.2.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
Drunk naked Florida sisters fight at Disney. Floridaman blesses everyone while stealing their money.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Drunk naked Florida sisters brawl at Disney World. Floridaman arrested for trading vapes to smell minors' feet. Floridaman arrested for throwing cookies all over the gas station. Florida bank robber apologizes profusely on the way out of the bank. Floridaman has changed over 10,000 billboards. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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18.2.2022 • 20 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Tesla's are no longer allowed to fart at people. Zoo hired Marvin Gaye singer to put monkeys in mood
US Government says Tesla vehicles are not allowed to fart at pedestrians any longer. Stanford zoo hired a Marvin Gaye impersonator to help the monkeys get it on. Google Maps led a groom to the wrong wedding and he nearly married a stranger. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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17.2.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Priest performed baptisms wrongly for 20 years. Thousands of drivers got license without a road test
Priest resigns after learning he performed Baptisms incorrectly for 20 years. The Somerset lady ghost tells tourists to F*** Off. Four workers fired after thousands of Massachusetts drivers were given a license without passing a road test. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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16.2.2022 • 19 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Penis reduction surgery to make an influencer more Korean? Perfume that smells like french fries.
Transracial influencer will get penis reduction surgery to become more Korean. Crazy bell ringing priest terrorized entire village. Idaho Potato Commission launches French dry perfume. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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16.2.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Americans lost $1 billion to romance scammers. Queen launches her Royal Ketchup.
Americans lost a billion dollars in Romance Scams last year. New Zealand police blast Barry Manilow music to flush out the protestors. The Queen is launching royal ketchup. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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15.2.2022 • 24 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
Florida woman stabs her neighbors over leaves. Drunk man attacks diners and claims to be Mick Jagger
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida bus driver accused of DUI with 40 students on board. Drunk Floridaman claimed to be Mick Jagger. Leaf blowing feud leads to Florida woman stabbing neighbors. Help Florida police send your ex to jail for Valentine's Day. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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11.2.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Pregnant woman put a nail in her skull to ensure a boy. Bored museum guard drew eyes on $1m painting
Faith healer convinced pregnant woman to put a nail in her skull to ensure a boy. Security guard drew cartoon eyes on a $1m painting out of boredom. Horny line of bears launched by Build a Bear for Valentine's Day. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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10.2.2022 • 19 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
Ice fishing leads to prostitution, claims one mayor. Pillow fighting is an official combat sport.
Mayor in Hudson Ohio suggests ice fishing leads to prostitution. Lady with a nut allergy kicked off a flight. Pillow fighting is now an official combat sport. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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9.2.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Oldest pub in the world is about to close. No more steroids testing in Major League Baseball?
The oldest pub set to close after 1,229 years. Vets call for the end of flat faced dogs on greeting cards. MLB will stop testing players for steroids. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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8.2.2022 • 20 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
Lady finds naked man living in the trunk of her car for days. The end of the Space Station.
The space station is going to die and here's how. Woman finds naked man living in the trunk of her car for days. Students protest the removal of chocolate milk from menu. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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7.2.2022 • 15 Protokoll, 46 Sekunden
Floridaman attacked a lady with Ramen noodles. Floridaman stole a driveway. Drugs in the rectum!
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman tried to break into Target to steal flowers for his mom. Floridaman battered a woman with Ramen noodles. Floridaman charged with stealing a woman's driveway. Naked Floridaman drive around with wires on his penis. Search in Floridaman buttocks revealed drugs and more drugs. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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4.2.2022 • 21 Protokoll, 33 Sekunden
No more guns at the amusement park? Scientists built a robot that can read the minds of humans.
Scientists in China have built a robot that reads minds. Taliban are no longer allowed to bring their guns to amusement parks. Texas police department will text drivers their traffic tickets. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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3.2.2022 • 21 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Ghost of a NASCAR driver told me to drunk drive! Doctors can prescribe you go get lost in the woods.
Doctors in Canada can prescribe a year long pass to the National Parks for health. New law in Belgium gives federal workers the Right to Disconnect. Suspect in Las Vegas car crash blames it all on the ghost of a NASCAR driver. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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2.2.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
Old sperm donor gives away his seed on Facebook. Man changed his gender to retire early as a woman.
Prolific sperm donor gives his seed away for free on Facebook. Swiss man changes gender to retire early as a woman. Unknown space object beaming out radio signals every 18 minutes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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1.2.2022 • 28 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
Royal poop protection for his majesty in North Korea. Transgender cow is about to be saved.
Iceland preserves their last Big Mac meal for history. Polish activist is trying to save a transgender cow from slaughter. Kim Jong-un has bizarre rules protecting his royal poop. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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31.1.2022 • 23 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
Floridaman claims his bag of syringes is for fishing. Shirtless drunk man arrested over bacon.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Drunk shirtless Floridaman arrested at Waffle House over bacon preferences. Drunk Floridaman arrested at Tampa airport. Don't Say Gay bill moved forward in Florida. Floridaman on drugs claims the bag of syringes are for fishing. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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28.1.2022 • 16 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
Octopuses are aliens from outer space? Man set a bank on fire after being rejected for a loan.
New scientific paper claims octopuses are aliens from space. Winter Olympics demands no hugging but will give out thousands of free condoms to athletes. Indian man set bank on fire after being denied a loan. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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27.1.2022 • 23 Protokoll
Want some bodily fluids with your Air Jordans? Strange man snuck into a hospital to feed a baby.
Footlocker manager in Canada ejaculates into sneakers. Stranger snuck into a hospital to feed a baby that isn't his. Catalonia will pardon up to 1,000 people accused of witchcraft. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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26.1.2022 • 20 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Men create AI girlfriends in order to abuse them. Huge Knob Throwing Festival has been canceled.
Truck with 100 lab monkeys crashed and four escaped in Pennsylvania. Men are creating AI chatbot girlfriends and then verbally abusing them. Dorsey Knob Throwing Festival canceled because it's too popular. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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25.1.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Lady tried to buy a child off a mother inside Walmart. Doctor claims you can fart yourself blind.
Texas woman demands mother sell her son at Walmart for $500k. Two men take corpse to post office to claim dead man's pension in Ireland. Doctor claims it's possible to fart yourself blind. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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24.1.2022 • 29 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Floridaman says he wasn't drunk driving, he was singing with eyes closed. Lady set own car on fire.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Airline pilot turned the plane around when Florida woman refused to wear a mask. Floridaman wasn't driving drunk, he was singing with his eyes closed. Florida woman set her own car on fire after being pulled over for erratic driving. Florida bill would allow cameras inside classrooms. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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21.1.2022 • 25 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Drunk priest mistakenly sacrificed a human instead of a goat. Sharks can turn into werewolves.
Russian artist arrested for a poop snow sculpture. Sharks turn into werewolves under the full moon. Drunk priest mistakenly sacrificed a human instead of a goat. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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20.1.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 2 Sekunden
Cloning your deceased pet for social media is popular. Japan will now use the question mark.
Cloning a deceased pet is popular with Instagrammers. Japanese government is now officially allowed to use question marks. Rap stars call for an end to using rap lyrics as criminal evidence.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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19.1.2022 • 31 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
French Bulldogs are the number one target of dog thieves but why? No one cares about French dressing
After 70 years French salad dressing will be de regulated. Why are thieves targeting French Bulldogs? Man lights himself on fire after being denied an arranged marriage by agency in South Korea. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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18.1.2022 • 21 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Poop shortages in North Korea. Town requires all residents to remove their appendix to live there.
Kim Jong Un asks citizens of North Korea to poop more. Town demands residents remove those apprentixes in order to live there. Mexico seized boxes of Kellogg's cereal because they break the law. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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17.1.2022 • 22 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
Florida women assault a man with glitter. Floridaman drunk dials 911 because he ran out of vodka.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman stops to charge his ankle monitor in the middle of a new crime spree. Two Florida women arrested for assaulting a man with glitter. Parents upset that Satanic Meetup Group happens at their elementary school. Floridaman arrested for drunk dialing 911 when he ran out of vodka. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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14.1.2022 • 29 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Lady trapped with her blind date for days in lockdown. Organ donor found in a Target parking lot.
Elvis is nearly extinct in Las Vegas these days. China trapped a woman with her blind date for days in a Covid lockdown. Woman found an organ donor in a Target parking lot. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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13.1.2022 • 20 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
Gay sex scene at the Acropolis sparks outcry. Doctor carved his initials in the livers of patients.
Doctor in trouble for carving initials in the livers of patients. London man takes an ad out to find a wife and avoid his arranged marriage. Gay sex porn scene shot at the Acropolis angers Greek government. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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12.1.2022 • 17 Protokoll, 43 Sekunden
Global french fries shortage emergency! Man runs a moist towelette museum inside a planetarium.
Moist Towelette Museum ran inside a planetarium? Growing global potato shortage is affecting French fries from Japan to Kenya. Cambodia's famous mine sniffing rat has passed away after saving many lives. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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11.1.2022 • 25 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Gateway to Hell will be soon be closed. Woman marries the color pink in Vegas.
Turkmenistan plans to close the Gateway to Hell. Restaurant of Mistaken Orders in Tokyo hires servers with dementia. Woman married the color pink at New Years. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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10.1.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 57 Sekunden
Floridaman dances on police car to ward off vampires. Woman has a van she gets students high in.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman puts flyers on New Yorker cars saying, "Get out of Florida if you're woke!". Florida middle school employee meets a 14 year old at 1am to get him high in her van. Floridaman dances on police car to ward off vampires. Masshole defecates in Florida school property. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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7.1.2022 • 24 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Cats are starting fires in South Korea. Pope says if you have a pet and not a child, you're selfish.
Tennessee lawmaker apologized for trying to pants a referee at basketball game. South Korea warns of fires being started by cats. Pope says if you have a pet instead of a child you're selfish. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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6.1.2022 • 19 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
North Korea claims they invented burritos. German woman announces she will marry an airplane.
German woman is about to marry a plane. Taliban orders shopkeepers to behead all mannequins. North Korea claims they invested the burrito. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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5.1.2022 • 18 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
PBR beer company tells everyone to eat butt. Man enters North Korea in rare border defection.
New law in France requires car commercials to instruct viewers to go for a walk. Pabst Blue Ribbon tweeted about eating some bum. South Korean man crossed the border in rare defection to the North. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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4.1.2022 • 22 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
France burned fewer cars this New Year's Eve. Fish rain down on a Texas town.
France burned fewer cars on New Year's Eve this year. Fish fall from the sky in Texas. Bloodthirsty squirrel terrorized a UK town injuring 18 residents. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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3.1.2022 • 20 Protokoll, 43 Sekunden
Floridaman calls 911, says he has cocaine in his butt. Man with no arms stabs a tourist in Miami.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman broke into woman's home to pet her cat. Floridaman without arms stabbed a tourist in Miami. Floridaman with a kitten is denied entry to strip club so called 911. Floridaman called 911 to say he has cocaine in his butt. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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31.12.2021 • 24 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
A community wants to keep on sniffing glue. "Don't weigh me", cards to avoid shame at the doctor.
Residents urge officials to decriminalize sniffing glue. Nerf gun assault escalated into further violence. Don't weigh me cards for your doctor to avoid shame. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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29.12.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Alexa challenges a girl to electrocute herself. McDonald's is testing exercise bikes in stores.
Alexa challenges 10 year old girl to electrocute herself. McDonald's in China is testing exercise bikes in their restaurants. Brothers in New Hampshire have regifted the same box of candy for 34 years at Christmas. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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28.12.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
NASA hires priests for help with Alien preparation. Earn thousands per year as a pro funeral cryer.
Michigan animal shelter is overwhelmed with parakeet drop off. Earn thousand a year as a professional funeral cryer. NASA hired some priests to help humanity prepare for alien arrival. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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27.12.2021 • 21 Protokoll, 6 Sekunden
Floridaman claims drugs wrapped round his penis aren't his. Lady throws poop at cops, wields machete
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida police find two alligators hanging from the window of crashed vehicle at accident. Florida woman jailed after admitting to having cocaine fueled sex with a dog. Machete wielding Florida woman throws feces at police. Floridaman claims the drugs wrapped around his penis don't belong to him. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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24.12.2021 • 22 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Expert ham sniffers tired from sniffing all these hams. Lickable screens allow tasting food on TV.
Taste the TV! Japan invents screens you can lick and taste foods. Expert ham sniffers in Spain are tired from sniffing 800 hams a day. An entire civilization of mole people live underneath Las Vegas. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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23.12.2021 • 20 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Holiday drug gift basket raffle thwarted by police raid. Grandpa's ashes end up on a shelf at Lowe's
Grandpa's ashes end up on the shelf at Lowe's department store. Drug raid in Spain ruins drug dealer plans to raffle off holiday drug baskets. Amsterdam airport officials use pigs to stop birds from flying into planes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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22.12.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 11 Sekunden
Monkeys killed all the dogs in this Indian town. There's a candy cane shortage this holiday.
Group of monkeys in India kill over 250 dogs for revenge. There's a candy cane shortage this holiday. Professional cavewoman survives on roadkill and also is a teacher. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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21.12.2021 • 24 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
Berlin metro offers edible hemp train tickets. Horseshoe crab blood is at all time high demand.
Horseshoe crabs are in danger because everyone wants their blood. Berlin metro offers edible hemp passenger tickets. Five year old boy caught stealing parents car to drive off and buy Christmas gifts. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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20.12.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Florida woman poisons boyfriend to shut him up. Floridaman attacked his own mother with sausages.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman poisoned boyfriend because he wouldn't shut up. Floridaman arrested for chucking a sausage at his mother. Floridaman stole a plane to kidnap Fidel Castro. Floridaman slapped an elderly Salvation Army bell ringer this Holiday. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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17.12.2021 • 21 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
Man steals his sleeping ex-girlfriend's money by lifting her eyelids. Someone stole a bridge!
Theft of a large bridge doesn't go over well with Akron police. Man sentenced after stealing $23k from his girlfriend by lifting her eyelids. In need of more babies, China clamps down on vasectomies. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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16.12.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
TV star sells her farts in a jar for $45k. Brazilian politicians settle dispute in the MMA ring.
Television star sells her farts in a jar for $45k. Kraft will pay you not to bake a cheesecake this Holiday season. Brazilian politicians settle a dispute with an MMA match that's streamed live. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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15.12.2021 • 20 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Storm drains keep swallowing people like black holes! No more babies allowed inside Parliament.
Storm drains keep swallowing people everywhere during floods. No more babies allowed in Parliament. 48 yo Woman stole her daughter's identity in order to live like a 22 yo college student. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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14.12.2021 • 23 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Porn actor offers chess champion a night with her. Thousands of illegal African penises seized.
Chinese seize over 7,000 African penises in largest smuggling attempt ever. Italian diocese apologized after a bishop tells children Santa doesn't exist. Porn actress offers chess champion a night with her if he's victorious. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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13.12.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Floridaman used a flamethrower to settle parking dispute. Bullets in the toaster over cause a fire.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman porn star arrested on multiple charges. Florida woman leads police on a wild golf course DUI chase. Bullets in a toaster oven start fire in assisted living facility. Floridaman used a flame thrower to settle parking dispute. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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10.12.2021 • 19 Protokoll, 12 Sekunden
3D printed suicide pods are now legal. School district eliminates D and F grades for lucky kids.
3D printed suicide capsules are now legal in Switzerland. Tree that smells like rotting fish has a bounty on its head. California school districts eliminate D and F grades. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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9.12.2021 • 19 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Botox camels disqualified from camel beauty contest. Cream cheese shortage in New York City.
Botox camels were disqualified from the camel beauty contest in Saudi. Viagra could help prevent Alzheimer's new research shows. A cream cheese shortage in New York City is crushing bagel joints. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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8.12.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Lady rammed to death by a therapy sheep. The state with the most dog poop complaints is?
Volunteer died after being rammed by a therapy sheep at a farm. Earth is getting a black box to record climate change events that will eventually destroy us. Colorado leads the US in dog poop complaints according to a study. //
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7.12.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Man gets WWII mortar shell stuck inside his rectum. Teacher fired for bringing a karaoke machine.
Bomb squad called after man gets WWII mortar shell stuck inside his rectum. Texas substitute teacher fired for bringing a karaoke machine to class. Ninja wielding a sword shot by French police. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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6.12.2021 • 24 Protokoll, 52 Sekunden
Floridaman stabs lady with a fork over undercooked potato. Massive child brawl at trampoline park.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested for sitting on a woman at the gym. Floridaman stabs woman in the head with a fork over undercooked potato. Florida trampoline park brawl involving 200 children. Florida woman dials wrong number for 20 years and builds friendship with a stranger. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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3.12.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 6 Sekunden
Hamster taken into protective custody following a DUI. Doctor amputated the wrong leg.
Doctor in Austria fines for amputating patient's wrong leg. Police take a hamster into protective custody following DUI. Snow storm forces people overnight stay in IKEA. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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2.12.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 53 Sekunden
63 chickens killed by Indian wedding music. Robot company offers $200k for the use of your face.
Indian wedding music blamed for slaying 63 chickens. Robot company wants your face for $200k. Police pull over citizens in order to give them free holiday Turkey. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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1.12.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
Lady breastfeeds her cat during a flight. Santa Claus shortage this holiday season is a concern.
Santa shortage this holiday season. Woman breastfeeds her cat on a Delta flight. Man with an AK-47 threatens pizza employees over 10 minute wait. //Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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30.11.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Snowed in with an Oasis cover band for 3 days. Canada deals with massive maple syrup shortage.
Dozens stuck inside a British pub for 3 days following a storm. Canada is dealing with massive maple syrup shortage. IKEA is offering a tiny apartment in Tokyo for less than $1 per month. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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29.11.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Floridaman spit food into woman's mouth after road rage. Couple has sex in police car for OnlyFans.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida couple has sex in police car and videos it for their OnlyFans. Florida will host the Pillow Fighting Championship. Floridaman spit food into woman's mouth during road rage incident. Florida woman walked into stranger's home, took off her clothes and sat on people. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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26.11.2021 • 23 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Ashes of a dead celebrity stolen for a ghost wedding. River of beer discovered in Hawaii.
Dead Chinese celebrity has her ashes stolen for a ghost wedding. River in Hawaii smells and tastes like beer. China bans influencers from showing off their wealth on social media. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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25.11.2021 • 20 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Lady buried husband alive for his own immortality. "Sex offender" is now a negative term?
Woman buried husband alive for immortality. Colorado drops term sex offender. Flashmob robs Nordstrom's department store. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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23.11.2021 • 24 Protokoll, 2 Sekunden
Dogphone allows your dog to call you. Horse gets restraining order against a crazy woman.
Dogphone will allow your dog to call you. President of El Salvador plans a Bitcoin City. Horse got a restraining from a crazy lady that wouldn't stop feeding it carrots. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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22.11.2021 • 19 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Floridaman humps a dog and attacks the owner. Woman blames an egg roll for her erratic driving.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman shot his son for refusing to stop playing guitar. Florida woman blames her drunk driving on an egg roll. Floridaman humps a dog then attacks the owner. Floridaman accused of attacking a seagull with a shovel. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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19.11.2021 • 22 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Grandma wins Miss Holocaust pageant. University defends sex worker training course.
Chinese man banned from the all you can eat buffet for eating too much. 86 year old grandma wins Miss Holocaust pageant. University defends student sex worker training course. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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19.11.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Astronauts must return to Earth wearing diapers after toilet breaks. Man versus Amazon truck!
Broken toilet means Astronauts have to return to Earth wearing diapers. California man has a 4 day standoff with Amazon truck. Iranian female goalkeeper accused of being a man. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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18.11.2021 • 15 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Offensive words detector invented for classrooms. Possum holds lady hostage inside her home.
Possum holds a lady hostage inside her home in New Zealand. Trigger alert device for classrooms will sound alarm when an offensive word is detected. Goat farm in China uses facial recognition to stop incest. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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16.11.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Singer pees on a fan's face during concert. Woman hires killer off Rent a Hitman website.
Lead singer of coverband pees on a fan's face in the middle of a festival in Florida. Storms in Egypt have awakened deadly scorpions leading to hundreds of hospitalizations. Michigan woman hired someone off Rent a Hitman website to kill her ex husband. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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15.11.2021 • 14 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
Floridaman bites off officer's thumb after DUI on a scooter. Woman drank High Noon then hit a cop.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman drank some High Noon and then crashed into a police car. Floridaman bites officers thumb off following a DUI on a scooter. Florida woman punches son and steals passenger's cookies on a flight. Florida mother banned from volunteering at a school because of her OnlyFans account. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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12.11.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Teen fakes his abduction for cash to visit his girl. Sex in the dunes is ruining protected beach.
Student suspended for riding a horse into the high school. Spanish beach is being ruined by people having sex on the dunes. Teenager fakes his own abduction to get money to visit his girlfriend. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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11.11.2021 • 21 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Free sex with every vaccine shot! Woman stabs her cousin for not returning her sex toy on time.
Brothel offers free sex with a vaccines. American children believe hotdogs are vegetable. Woman stabs her cousin for taking her sex toy // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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10.11.2021 • 14 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Parents receive another couple's embryo by mistake. Wind Turbine Syndrome & Climate Change Syndrome.
California parents sue after getting the wrong embryo from fertility clinic. French couple win legal battle over wind turbine syndrome. British Columbia doctor diagnoses patient as suffering from climate change. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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9.11.2021 • 19 Protokoll, 21 Sekunden
Satanic Sex Cult discovered meeting in public bathroom. Ketchup on Mars! The future of condiments.
Woman in London discovers a satanic sex cult having a meet up in a bathroom. Ketchup on Mars! Heinz prepares for condiments in the future. Tamil Nadu man kills himself as an offering to a God for getting the job. //Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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8.11.2021 • 15 Protokoll, 6 Sekunden
Florida woman exposes herself to all the children. Florida woman told she can't dress as a building.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman told by police not to dress up as a building for Halloween. Florida school board member gets death threats for taking kids to a bar. Florida woman crashes party then exposes herself to all the kids. Florida teacher charged with child abuse after winning teacher of the year award. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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5.11.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
Woman's dead husband dissected at the Autopsy Show without permission. Man eaten by piranhas by why?
Widow upset that they dissected her husband's body at the autopsy show. Man flees bees then gets eaten by piranhas. California high school apologizes for its 106-0 victory. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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4.11.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Would you eat space tacos? Jellyfish are attacking nuclear power plants. The return of JFK Jr?
Astronauts grow chili peppers on the space station and eat space tacos. QAnon believers gather in Dallas awaiting the return of JFK Jr. Jellyfish are attacking the world's nuclear power plants. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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3.11.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 57 Sekunden
Football coach's pet monkey bites a trick or treater. Doctors say it's safe to shut off your period.
Doctors say it's safe to stop your period completely. Texas football coaches pet monkey bites a trick or treater. Satanists convince a school to change their dress code. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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2.11.2021 • 13 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Small Dong March brings support for small penises. China wants all the babies to have round heads.
Round heads are the rage in China and babies are wearing helmets now. Small Dong March in LA beings awareness to small penis shaming. Texas city tries to cut man's lawn and he decides to shoot everyone. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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2.11.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Floridaman's unsafe unapproved homemade haunted house. Violent brawl breaks out at Florida dog show.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman tried to bribe fire chief to keep his homemade unsafe haunted house operating. Drunk Floridaman tried to use a taco as his ID. Violent brawl breaks out at the Miami dog show. Floridaman stole his ex girlfriend's car then told police he died and came back to life in the forest. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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29.10.2021 • 20 Protokoll, 33 Sekunden
Students strip and give lap dances to teachers. New Garlic Snot TikTok challenge might not be safe.
High School under investigation after students give faculty lap dances. People claim the Garlic Snot TikTok challenge might not be safe. Cash reward offered for missing recycling plant. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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28.10.2021 • 15 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Man ate all his meals at Six Flags for years. Buzzards are puking up toxic fluids on the town.
Man are all his meals at Six Flags so he could afford a house. Puking buzzards have taken over this small town. Hiker ignores rescue team phone calls because number unrecognizable. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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27.10.2021 • 15 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
More Americans have seen a ghost than skydived. New tour bus purposely puts passengers to sleep.
One in five Americans claim to have seen a ghost? Space tourism company cancels launch because it couldn't find passengers. New Hong Kong tour bus is meant to put you to sleep. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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26.10.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Female hormones injected into King of Spain because of dangerous sex drive. Pop Tart lawsuit pops up
King of Spain was injected with female hormones because his sex drive was too dangerous. Austin Texas police tells citizens to collect their own evidence at crime scenes. Pop Tart lawsuit just popped up. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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25.10.2021 • 14 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Floridaman ambulance masturbation. Floridaman smoked all the weed to get ready for Jesus' return.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested after throwing a "G" at a woman. Floridaman claims he smoked weed to get himself ready for Jesus. Floridaman robbed a Waffle House using finger guns. Floridaman arrested after masturbating in back of an ambulance. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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22.10.2021 • 22 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
City offers free grandparents and cash if you move there. Annoying influencer travel baby makes $.
Indiana town offers cash and free grandparents to move there. Idaho baby has been on 45 flights and makes $1k month off tiktok. Man died after friend pumped air inside his rectum as a prank. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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21.10.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
Man's homemade airport behind his house leads to fine. Unblurring Japanese porn leads to arrest.
Minnesota man fined for operating an airport in a field behind his house. Chinese influencer drinks poison on livestream video. Man arrested for unblurring Japanese porn videos. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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20.10.2021 • 14 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Erection tracking penis ring for your health. Lack of bouncers is now a public safety concern.
Penis ring is first ever erection tracker device. Bouncer shortage in UK is a public safety concern. Why is a museum preserving a 95 year old sandwich? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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19.10.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
How about a camel-ccino? The word "spooky" will be banned this Halloween.
Theater in Scotland bans the word spooky this Halloween. Officials in Maryland hoping to capture loose zebras by using more zebras. Get yourself a camel-ccino in Kenya! // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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18.10.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Floridaman sexually assaults a miniature horse. Floridaman locks entire family inside tennis court.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman busted for death threats in sign language. Floridaman locks family inside tennis court over scooter dispute. Floridaman caught on camera having sex with miniature horse. Florida residents fear roosters being stolen for cockfights. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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15.10.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Nurse claims paranormal forces make her fart. Restaurant in Thailand serves food during the flood.
James Bond actor Daniel Craig goes to gay bars in order to avoid fighting. Nurse claims the paranormal makes her fart at work. Restaurant in Thailand serves diners during floods. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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14.10.2021 • 19 Protokoll, 6 Sekunden
Tiger used for a gender reveal party. Teachers are banned from using words "good" and "bad".
Couple used a tiger in their gender reveal party in Dubai. Teenager in China pretended to be a boy to join boyband. Teachers in UK are banned from using words "good" or "bad". // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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13.10.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Parents try to fire principal for listening to Iron Maiden. Meteor lands near lady's face.
Parents in Canada want a principal fired for listening to Iron Maiden. Woman wakes up to a hole in her roof and meteor on her pillow. Couple tried to sell military secrets in a peanut butter sandwich. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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12.10.2021 • 14 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Rent a fat person in Japan. Sweden offers a hotel for your sourdough starter.
You can rent fat people in Japan. Sweden offers sourdough starter hotels. Queens man stayed in a tree for days avoiding police. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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11.10.2021 • 21 Protokoll, 12 Sekunden
Floridaman offers police $1.5 million to let him go. Lady attacked her man with a pan full of grits.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman gummy thief offers police $1.5 million to let him go. Florida eliminates a giant snail that can eat your house. Florida woman arrested for attacking boyfriend with a pan full of grits. Police chase elderly Florida woman who stole the truck outside her living facility. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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8.10.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Life threatening wedgie nearly kills TikToker. China has an ongoing battle with "Dancing Grannies".
Citizens use technology to crack down on the Dancing Grannies in China. Canadian woman fed the bears hundreds of eggs and is now in trouble. Life threatening wedgie nearly kills young TikTok-er. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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7.10.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Man sues psychic for not removing a curse by his ex. Old man diagnosed with Restless Anal Syndrome.
Old Covid patient diagnosed with case of Restless Anal Syndrome in Japan. Virginia lady claims neighbor harasses using loud speaker that blasts monkey sounds and racial hate. California man sues a psychic who promised to remove his ex-girlfriend's curse. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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6.10.2021 • 19 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Man divorced his rice cooker. Drunk grandma broke into a water park after hours, also broke legs.
Drunk grandma breaks into a water park in middle of the night and then breaks her legs. Study shows men fart more on a pant based diet. Indonesian man divorced his rice cooker. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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5.10.2021 • 21 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
Spank your teacher is new TikTok challenge. Ninja attacks a US army unit in the desert.
US army soldiers attacked by a ninja in California desert. Police searching for hatchet wielding gold course thief in West Virginia. Spank your teacher is the new Tiktok challenge police warn. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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4.10.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 52 Sekunden
Florida woman pleasures herself in pre-owned vehicle. Florida woman throws bombs at Buddhist temple.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman opens emergency door and jumps onto wing of plane. Florida woman threw firebombs at a Buddhist temple. Floridaman finds naked Florida woman pleasuring herself in a pre-owned car. "I Eat Ass" bumper sticker is at the center of a Florida freedom of speech court case. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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1.10.2021 • 24 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Cocaine pee is threatening the wildlife. White dude wins marathon after Kenyans take wrong route.
Parents in California request public school stop asking students to pray to Aztec gods. Drugs in urine from Glastonbury festival are threatening the eels. American wins marathon after Kenyans take the wrong route. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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30.9.2021 • 19 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Clown shortage in Ireland! New church introduces people to Jesus using beer.
Clown shortage in Ireland. Turkish man reported missing joins a search party to find himself. New church in Missouri introduces people to Jesus with beer. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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29.9.2021 • 14 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Haunted house actor stabs a boy with real knife. Teens put nicotine pouches in their foreskins.
Haunted house actor accidentally stabs boy in the foot with a real knife. People are putting nicotine pouches inside their butts and foreskin. Family finds unknown inside mother's casket wearing her clothes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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28.9.2021 • 15 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
No more eating dog in South Korea? Bizarre new drug trend is crushing up and snorting car parts.
President of South Korea suggests a ban on eating dog meat. Car parts are being crushed up and snorted in new bizarre drug trend in Africa. Man dies after downing 1.5 liter bottle of Coca-Cola l in China. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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27.9.2021 • 20 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Floridaman breaks into home to pet a cat. Floridaman's dangerous bulge gets him arrested.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman breaks into neighbor's home to pet the cat. Floridaman questioned by police over his mysterious bulge. Floridaman steals a car then tries to sell it back to same dealer he stole from. Floridaman arrested for giving girlfriend a wet Willy. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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24.9.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Man used YouTube videos to remove wisdom teeth. Town is looking for whoever took their phone booth.
Colorado town asks for the return of their beloved phone booth. Body modifier used YouTube video to remove woman's wisdom teeth. 60 year old owner of soccer team plays himself during championship game. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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23.9.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 11 Sekunden
Botched backyard butt implant kills porn actress. The great blueberry heist stuns farmers.
Mom and daughter kill a porn actress with a botched backyard butt implant operation. Blueberry heist leaves farmers with questions. Woman sues gynecologist after discovering he is her biological father after all. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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22.9.2021 • 19 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
Students take a stripper bus on a field trip. Car with "Free Car" sign had a surprise in the trunk.
Amid a school bus driver shortage, Boston students ride in a stripper bus to a field trip. Free Car on the side of the road had a big surprise in the trunk. World Black Pudding throwing championship is back! // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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21.9.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Old man called 911 to say he was "tired". Boy gets USB cable stuck inside his penis while measuring.
Teenager gets a USB cable stuck inside his penis while trying to measure the length. Indiana man calls 911 many times to tell them he is tired. Swarm of bees killed many endangered penguins in South Africa. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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20.9.2021 • 15 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Floridaman exposes himself to toll booth workers. Floridaman shot after fleeing from dinosaurs.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman burned down his home because he was worried about vampires. Florida woman shot Floridaman who broke into her home while fleeing from dinosaurs. Floridaman exposed himself to multiple toll booth operators. Florida woman tried to steal a fire truck after consuming a magical potion. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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17.9.2021 • 15 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Gay priest refuses to marry heterosexuals. Lawyer arrested for walking beach with a bloody knife.
Gay priest in Sweden refuses to marry heterosexual couples to make a point. Texas police arrest a lawyer strolling the beach dressed as Michael Myers with a knife. Marathon organizers in UK apologize over a course that was too short. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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16.9.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
School wants kids to stop barking like dogs. Wooly Mammoth is coming back from extinction.
Kentucky school wishes students would stop barking like dogs and wearing collars. Stores are warned not to sell cans of baked beans to the kids. Scientists are going to resurrect the Wooly Mammoth back from extinction. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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15.9.2021 • 15 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Cows are using toilets in order to save then planet. Bee stings on the penis will enlarge it or not?
Bee sting on the penis can permanently enlarge the member. Scientists are potty training cows to save the Planet. Anti-vax activists tried to shut down London by pressing all the pedestrian crossing buttons at once. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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14.9.2021 • 14 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Ex wife steals frozen brains and bodies from ex husband. Affordable housing in outer space to come.
Angry wife raids ex husband's cryogenics lab stealing frozen brains. Affordable housing in our space as cosmic concrete is invented. Police are asking people they stop for their Twitter and Instagram info. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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13.9.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Floridaman shows police his anus on his wedding day. Naked woman drives into a Florida shootout.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested for DUI on his wedding day. Floridaman steals a truck, crashes it and then pretends to grill on a porch. Naked Boston woman drives a golf cart through a Florida shoutout. Floridaman steals a goat and gets it drunk for panhandling purposes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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10.9.2021 • 19 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Generous Pope buys 15,000 ice creams for prisoners. Removing a condom without permission outlawed.
California will outlaw stealthing aka removing a condom without permission. Pope sends 15,000 ice creams to Rome prisoners. Rapper Lil Uzi had his $24m diamond ripped out of his head at a show. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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9.9.2021 • 20 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Man stole 700 pairs of women's panties. Man named Adolf Hitler wins a local election somehow.
Pizza is a healthy breakfast option nutritionist says. Man arrested in Japan for stealing over 700 pieces of women's underwear. Adolf Hitler wins a local election in Namibia. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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8.9.2021 • 14 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Erotic satanic writer and a Bishop equals love. Cats are stressed out by this work at home lifest
Spanish Bishop resigns after falling in love with erotic satanic fiction writer. Oversized condoms are a huge issue for Indian men. Cats are getting sick from owners spending more time at home.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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7.9.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
Florida woman pulls a knife over a fart dispute at a dollar store. Barber shot gunman over haircut.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman with a Funky Buddha Box jailed for DUI. Florida woman pulls a knife over a fart dispute in the dollar store. Florida woman arrested after urinating in parking lot near the kids. Floridaman barber shot a gunman who was upset over the haircut. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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3.9.2021 • 22 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
I don't practice Santeria! But if I did I would need a goat. China bans sissy boys from television.
China bans sissy boys from television. California seems gender neutral displays in department stores. The mystery of headless goats in Atlanta river leads to Santeria. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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2.9.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
San Fran will pay you for not shooting people. Drunk man arrested for trying to direct traffic.
Drunk man arrested for trying to direct traffic in UK. At the world's oldest social housing complex the rent hasn't changed since 1521. San Francisco will offer cash incentives for not committing crime. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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1.9.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Man cut off his penis during police highway pursuit. Camping inside churches is popular in UK.
Tony Hawk is selling skateboards painted with his blood. Tennessee man cut his own penis off during highway police pursuit. Camping in churches is popular in the UK. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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31.8.2021 • 13 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
Sex-crazed giant spiders attack! Man used scoreboard at a baseball game to break with his girl
Man used scoreboard at baseball game to breakup with his girlfriend. China limits children to 3 hours total of online gaming per week. Ireland is being attacked by large sex crazed spiders. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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30.8.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Florida woman threw cat into a river. Floridaman falls asleep in Wendy's drive-thru.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman threw a cat into a river. Floridaman fell asleep drunk in the Wendy's drive thru. Florida woman fetched a mop to fend off a masturbating man. Floridaman arrested for groping women and cracking eggs on their heads. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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27.8.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Students acting and dressing like cats. Reno is banning whips in public.
Reno Nevada cracking down on whips with a public ban. Kentucky school is dealing with students drawing up and acting as cats. Police suspect a poisoning at German University as students turn blue. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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26.8.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
Man glues his penis to death. Eating a hotdog takes 36 minutes off your life new study finds.
Schools in Korea are removing regulations on female student underwear color. Eating a hotdog takes 36 minutes off your life a new study shows. Man dies after using adhesive instead of a condom. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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25.8.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 25 Sekunden
Zoo bans woman having an affair with chimpanzee. World's fastest roller coaster breaks rider's bones
World's fastest roller coaster shuts down after passengers break neck and back bones. Zoo bans a woman having an affair with a chimpanzee. Referee arrested for shooting a gun during soccer match. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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24.8.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 11 Sekunden
No more drunk driving your elephant. Man stole 50 luxury cars for his 16 girlfriends.
Man steals 50 luxury cars for his 16 girlfriends. No more drunk driving your elephant in Sri Lanka under law. Pastor in Zambia dies after being buried alive in order to resurrect just like Jesus. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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23.8.2021 • 14 Protokoll, 11 Sekunden
Florida teacher calls the kids half-breeds. Woman pulled over for having man inside a dog cage.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman arrested for driving her pickup truck with a man in back inside a dog cage. Floirdaman rents a U Haul truck for $10k shoplifting spree at Home Depot using credit card not his own. Racist Florida teacher on video screaming at kids, calling them half breeds. Floridaman arrested for biting off part of a tourist's ear. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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20.8.2021 • 22 Protokoll, 11 Sekunden
Be buried next to Marilyn Monroe for $2mil. Baked Bean Bandit is leaving beans on people's cars.
For two million dollars you can be buried next to Marilyn Monroe. Knights in real armor battle it out in Central Park on weekends now. British village is on the hunt for vandal who pours beans on cars and doorsteps. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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19.8.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 21 Sekunden
Batman's sidekick Robin comes out of the closet. Alligator attacks a woman during a birthday party.
Alligator attacks a lady during a birthday party in Utah. Moron Moped Marathon features man touring rude place names in the UK for a good cause. Batman's sidekick Robin finally comes out of the closet in latest comic edition. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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18.8.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
America's best restroom finalists. How many Dollar Stores are too many?
County in Georgia wants to limit number of dollar stores. Finalists for America's best restroom. Woman used gun's laser sight to play with a cat and shot her friend instead. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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17.8.2021 • 13 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
Stolen horse found in man's bedroom. Canadian police: beware of hay scams!
Doctors find a live lady bug in man's colon. Canadian police warn about the rise in hay scams. Man arrested after police find stolen horse in his bedroom. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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16.8.2021 • 14 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Florida woman test drives a car, then steals it. Lady pushes her baby into traffic while laughing.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman pushed her baby into traffic while laughing. Florida woman arrested for masturbating while visiting prison inmate. Floridaman arrested for carrying sign showing aborted fetus outside schools. Florida woman test drives a car then steals it. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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13.8.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
Glory holes are approved for pandemic sex practices. Baller takes his helicopter to Dairy Queen.
Canadian man charged for landing his helicopter at Dairy Queen. More countries endorsing the glory hole as a pandemic approved safe sex activity. Man admits to foot fetish calls to health department costing them thousands. / Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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12.8.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Man tattoos a child in McDonald's. China will ban karaoke songs deemed to be a security threat.
China is banning karaoke songs deemed to be a security threat. Bank robber's handwriting so terrible the teller didn't know he was trying to rob them. Man is accused of tattooing a child inside McDonald's. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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11.8.2021 • 22 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Woman licks everything to stay healthy. Old Nazi fan in trouble for the WW II tank in his basement.
Old German man fined for keeping a WW II tank in his basement. Venomous cobra is on the loose in a Texas suburb. Woman licks items at the grocery store on video to show how she maintains health. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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10.8.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
Do not hike to the Dildo sign. Also do not punch Olympic horses. Do go to the robot cafe in Tokyo.
German olympics coach thrown out of Olympics for punching a horse. Avatar Robot Cafe in Tokyo seeks to eliminate loneliness. Do not hike to the dildo sign, repeat: do not hike to the dildo sign. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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9.8.2021 • 19 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Drunk Floridaman picks up child at daycare, then returns to pick child up from daycare. And pythons!
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman and Florida woman assault each other with spaghetti. Florida Python Challenge crowns a winner. Drunk Floridaman picks up child at daycare and then returns to pick up child at daycare. Florida woman arrested for exposing herself on airplane. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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6.8.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 25 Sekunden
Parrots separated for swearing at the zoo visitors. An app tells you if your cat is happy.
Five parrots separated for swearing at the visitors. Texas highway seeks owner of abandoned wedding dress. An app tells yo hit your cat is happy or not. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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4.8.2021 • 26 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
Too many drunk drivers overwhelm a DUI checkpoint. Iceberg collapses at the Titanic Museum.
Roadblock shut down because of too many drunk drivers. Iceberg wall collapsed as injured three people at the Titanic museum. Breath mints will be sent to space just because it's cool somewhat. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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3.8.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
Man inserts live eel in his butt to cure constipation. A bacon shortage might be in our future NO!
Man inserts a live eel into his butthole to cure constipation. Police warn against hammock-info on the power lines. Bacon may disappear in California under new laws. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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2.8.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
Florida invaded by penis snakes! Floridaman tried to walk on water all the way to NY.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Freaky penis snakes invade Florida. Floridaman tried to walk on water on a homemade device. Floridaman sticks his arm inside Jaguar exhibit of course it doesn't go well. Florida homeowners insist a dying neighbor expire off their property. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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30.7.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Trailer park for swingers opens! Flight attendants are training to defend against unruly passengers.
Flight attendants train in self defense. Hobby Lobby must forfeit their ancient clay Gilgamesh tablet. New swingers trailer park opening in Louisiana. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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29.7.2021 • 14 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
I rob you! But also offer you sex my wife! A shooter is stoned to death by entire party.
Thief robs grocer and asks if he'd like to have sex with his wife. Texas shooter dies after party-goers stone him to death. Dog pee blamed for traffic light pole's demise in Japan. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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28.7.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 6 Sekunden
Doomsday music vault will survive nuclear war. Teens kill an old man over his Twitter handle.
Teenagers swatted an old man into a heart attack over his Twitter handle. Doomsday music vault to be built in the North Pole. Teacher is jailed for pooping on a gay couple's property for years. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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27.7.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Man with no arms offered to touch women's feet at Walmart. Teen awarded $20k for unique Dorito chip.
Man without arms asked women to touch their feet at Walmart. Australia kid gets $20k for discovering a weird Dorito. Covid-positive man disguised himself as his own wife to board plane but got caught. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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26.7.2021 • 15 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
Naked Florida woman skinny dipping in stranger's pool. Floridaman bear maces Bath and Body Works.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked Florida woman arrested for skinny dipping in a stranger's pool. Floridaman stole candles from Bath and Body Works and sprayed bear mace at everyone. Floridaman arrested for pleasuring himself with a pickle on someone's property. Floridaman banned from playing tuba on the beach. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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23.7.2021 • 19 Protokoll, 12 Sekunden
Bra bucks aren't accepted during heatwave. Should you ask your child permission to change diaper?
Store bans customers from paying with cash stashed in their bras during heatwave. Massachusetts maniac snuck into horse farm and had sex with a horse. Australian child care chain suggests parents ask permission to change diapers. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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22.7.2021 • 20 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
China holds contest for the best sperm. Pigeon racing dispute results in a sword stabbing.
Pigeon races dispute ends with a shooting and sword stabbing. Norway fined for not wearing bikini bottoms during handball. Sperm bank in China holds contest to find out who has the best sperm. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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21.7.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
Lady goes on masturbation spree inside all parked cars. Video game sells for record $1.56 milllion.
Intoxicated woman goes on an in-car masturbation spree. Police officer calls for backup on a drone that turns out to be planet Jupiter. Unopened Nintendo 64 Super Mario game cartridge from 1996 sells for 1.56 million dollars. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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20.7.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Kids love the "Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey". Lady breaks into dentist office, pulls teeth from patient
3 women go on a road trip after finding out they were dating same dude. Nevada lady breaks into a dentist office and pulls 13 teeth from a patient. Library hired the "Rainbow Dildo Butt Monkey" for a children's reading event. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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20.7.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Floridaman tried to teach gator a lesson with wrestling. Man sells illegal iguanas out of his SUV.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman named Booze arrested for Drunk Driving. Floridaman stole gator from hood course and then tried to throw it on a roof. Floridaman wields machete in his boxers. Floridaman tried to sell duct tapes iguanas out of his SUV. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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16.7.2021 • 20 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Apple is afraid of the number 69. Library book is returned 300 years late.
French get vaccines after they are told they need them to go to a cafe. Library book returned 300 years late. Apple's iOS weather app won't display 69 degrees. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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15.7.2021 • 15 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Futuristic toilet turns your poo into digital currency. It's now legal to get your haircut on Sunday
South Korean toilet turns poop into power and digital currency. It's not legal to get your haircut on Sunday in New York. Eleven people killed by lightning while taking selfies in India. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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14.7.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Man used horse noises to torture neighbors for two years. Hundreds claim to have had sex with aliens
Hundreds of Brits say they've had sex with an alien. Russian man gets probation for torturing neighbors with horse noises for two years. South Korea rules enforce slower music at the gym. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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13.7.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Tiger testicles, bowling balls and "Woke Coke"
Drug dealers marketing ethically sourced cocaine called Woke Coke. Lady grabs tiger testicles for a selfie at zoo. Michigan man discovers 160 bowling balls under his home. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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12.7.2021 • 15 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Floridaman pretends to be fireworks. Woman crashes into many cars on her way to "get to the moon".
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Police chase ends at McDonald's drive thru as Florida woman orders food in middle of a chase. Florida pastor invites an alligator to church. Florida woman rushes to get to the moon and crashes into cars along the way. Floridaman pretended to be a fireworks display in the middle of the night. //Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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9.7.2021 • 15 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
Swingers festival disrupts a small peaceful village. Peacock assassin hired off Craigslist.
Assassin hired off Craigslist to murder neighborhood peacock. Small village has it's peace and quiet shattered by a 4 day swingers festival. Mom put non-alcoholic vodka in her kids lunch. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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8.7.2021 • 20 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Eyeball eating mice are plaguing Australia. Ferret puncher was sentenced to no pets for life.
Woman banned from having pets because she once punched a ferret was recently caught walking a dog. Australian woman awakens to a mouse eating her eyeball. Texas hospital is experiencing a summertime baby boom. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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7.7.2021 • 14 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Children's toy raps about the joys of cocaine. Australia introduces a 24 hour "Cat Curfew".
Dancing cactus children's toy also raps about cocaine in Polish. Australia introduces 24 hour cat curfew. Exorcisms on the rise as demons haunt victims via text message. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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6.7.2021 • 24 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Floridaman hides meth inside his penis. Floridaman destroyed a store and blamed it on a caterpillar.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman artist sues over invisible sculpture. Floridaman shoots at police then claims he was being controlled in a videotaped game. Floridaman named Shaft Bang Adam's his meth in his penis. Floridaman destroys a liquor store and blames it on a caterpillar. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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2.7.2021 • 19 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Police charge ghosts for harassing a man at work. Who knew Texans eat pickles at the movie theater?
Indian police book ghosts for harassing a man. Texans eat pickles at the movie theater. Man charged for killing 10,000 lobsters. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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1.7.2021 • 13 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
Naked and afraid in the bush with deers. 10,000 pigeons are missing, have you seen them?
10,000 pigeons mysteriously disappear during a race. Nude sunbathers fleeing a deer are fined for breaking lockdown in Sidney. Worried food truck owner called his customer because she didn't show up for months. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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30.6.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Penis ring legal battle with a Beatle. Famous singer watches porn with her sons to teach them sex.
Famous Indonesian singer reveals she watches porn with her two sons to teach them about sex. Only women are allowed in the sacred forest in Papua but they must be naked. Ringo Starr drops legal battle against RingO penis rings. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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29.6.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 46 Sekunden
An exorcism in a Home Depot. Man advises against having 86 wives.
Police interrupt an exorcism in a Home Depot in Pennsylvania. Restaurant in Australia criticized for posting a job ad for a Sheila with nice bazookas. Nigerian man advises against having 86 wives. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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28.6.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Botched testicle surgery by Floridaman. Couple had sex in a playground cuz "You only live once!"
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida couple has sex at the playground in the morn. Floridaman pulled a gun at Starbucks over cream cheese. Florida doctor did surgery on the wrong testicle. Florida woman arrested for hitting boyfriend in the face with a plate of chicken. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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25.6.2021 • 22 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
Family cremates the wrong dead cat. Redneck Rave features a slashing and impalement.
Redneck Rave featured a slashing and impaling. Massachusetts bar accepts Monopoly money. Family cremated the wrong dead cat. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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24.6.2021 • 13 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Factory makes flags only for burning. Backstreet Boys and NSYNC members form a dream team band.
After being handcuffed together for 123 days a couple in Ukraine breaks up for good. Business is booming for a factory in Iran that makes flags solely for burning. Backstreet Boys and NSYNC members form a dream team band for touring. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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23.6.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Man licked a dead body at a mortuary. Nursing student wakes up to discover he's a trillionaire.
Nursing student wakes up a crypto trillionaire but it's a mistake? Man arrested for licked a female body inside a mortuary. More than half of all phone calls are spam or scam calls. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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22.6.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
Illegal pistachio operation. Japanese man deported for eating kittens. Jeff Bezos petition part 2.
42,000 pounds of missing pistachios leads to illegal pistachio operation. Japanese man deported from Turkey for eating kittens. Tens of thousands sign petition to stop Jeff Bezos from returning to Earth next month. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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21.6.2021 • 13 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Floridaman claims he had permission to expose himself on a beach. Man pretends to be a squirrel.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman faces prison for sending threatening messages as a squirrel. Florida beaches are filled with giant holes. Florida town accidentally sold its water tower. Floridaman claims he had permission to expose himself on a public beach. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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18.6.2021 • 21 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Woman cuts off penis and fries it in soybean oil. Giant fiery water slide for the hot summer.
Woman arrested for killing husband, cutting off his penis and frying it in soybean oil. Giant waterslide for up in flames in New Jersey. Japan released the very first edible face mask. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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17.6.2021 • 15 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
Born without a butthole, a city attempts to save a kitten. Girl Scouts have way too many cookies.
Girl Scouts are stuck with 15 million boxes of unsold Girl Scout brand cookies. Police are trying to identify a man who gave a child a 100 dollar bill. Toronto is trying to save Dora, the kitten born without a butthole. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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16.6.2021 • 23 Protokoll, 6 Sekunden
Nazi testicle gets man arrested. Please Jeff Bezos won't you buy and eat the Mona Lisa?
Police arrest fast food staff for not giving them free burgers. Man jailed for tattoo of Nazi symbol on his testicle. Petition urges Jeff Bezos to buy and eat the Mona Lisa. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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16.6.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
Woman's failed sex fetish stunt requires fire department rescue. Diver swallowed by a humpback whale
Tiktoker gets stuck in a folding chair during failed fetish video stunt. Lobster diver swallowed by a humpback whale in Provincetown Mass. woman missing since 2010 found secretly living at the neighbors house. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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14.6.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Floridaman crashes plane getting tacos. Man shoots boss after being fired. Stabbings at mini golf.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman shoots boss after being fired. Floridaman crashes a plane getting tacos. Floridaman stabs Floridamen during miniature golf. Floridaman throws his baby at the police after a high speed chase. Florida woman sets a car on fire she thought belonged to her ex boyfriend but not. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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11.6.2021 • 20 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
Nun with a gambling habit stole all the money. Shots fired after drunken Bigfoot sighting.
Retired nun embezzled nearly $1 million to fund her own gambling habit. France is sending a second Statue of Liberty to US. Shots fired after alleged Bigfoot sighting in National Park. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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10.6.2021 • 13 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Dogs and cows and whales! Oh my!
Dog ejected from a car during crash was found days later herding sheep on a sheep farm. Woman late for her second day at a new job because of a cow invasion. Guys rushed to hospital after a whale lands on their boat. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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9.6.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 21 Sekunden
Wanna look like you just peed yourself? These jeans will do it! Lady gets wallet lost 46 years ago.
Woman has a wallet she lost 46 years ago returned to her. Company is selling jeans that look like you peed yourself. Comedian dresses as Superman and tries to stop a bus. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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8.6.2021 • 15 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
Mother pretended to be her own daughter inside school. Patient does after guard performed surgery.
EPISODE 1000 - Texas mother charged after she snuck into school pretending to be her own daughter. Osaka man charged after spitting in front of a store for nearly a year. Patient dies after security guard performs surgery at hospital in Pakistan. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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7.6.2021 • 25 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Floridaman takes son on a drive-by shooting. Florida woman rescued once again from the sewers.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida girl and boy, ages 12 and 14, fire AK-47 and other guns at police. Floridaman kills iguana, gets arrested, claims self defense. Florida woman that was rescued naked from a storm drain last month is saved again this time from a sewer in Texas. Floridaman takes 10 year old son on a drive-by paintball shooting. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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4.6.2021 • 19 Protokoll, 52 Sekunden
House cat mistaken for a bobcat as school is evacuated. Flying dildo attacks a sheriff via drone.
Journalist has sex during her interview for a segment on a swingers club. Sheriff attacked by a flying dildo via drone. Bobcat causes high school panic, turns out to be a missing house cat.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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3.6.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Mayor claims abduction by Satan worshippers. Artist sells invisible "sculpture" for $15k.
Mayor resigns after claiming abduction by Satan worshippers. Italian artists sells his invisible "sculpture" for $15k. Bride dies during wedding and then sister takes her place. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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2.6.2021 • 15 Protokoll, 43 Sekunden
Man finds dead lady stranger in his bed. Mullets and skinny jeans are banned!
Texas man comes home to find dead lady stranger in his bed. Man jailed after he wrapped bandages around his head and took driving tests for others. North Korea bans Mullets and Skinny Jeans because they are foolish. //Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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1.6.2021 • 19 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Florida couple lured bears with donuts to fight dogs. Drunk driver blames it on a lightning strike.
Florida Friday - Florida couple lured bears with donuts to set up dog attacks. Florida High school gets backlash after altering girls' yearbook photos to add clothing to cover skin. Floridaman hit father in the face with a pizza after learning he helped deliver him at birth. Drunk Floridaman says he was swerving because his truck was struck by lightning. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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28.5.2021 • 21 Protokoll, 6 Sekunden
Lady jumped into monkey exhibit to feed them Cheetos. Man burned down his own trailer to stay single
Man burned down his own trailer so his girlfriend couldn't move in with him. Woman jumped into the monkey exhibit at the zoo to feed them Cheetos. French films show way too much smoking they say. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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27.5.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Unathletic alligator escaped a "zoo". Woman makes facials with her own urine.
Unathletic alligator escaped a zoo in Wisconsin. Woman swears by her urine facials. Red Bull and vodka is scientifically proven to start fights. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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26.5.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 57 Sekunden
Your unique anus print is a real thing. Chicken wing shortage reaches emergency status in America!
Indian couple get married in mid air aboard a plane in order to avoid Covid restrictions. Chicken wing shortage grips America tightly. Smart toilet recognizes your unique anus print and analyzes your poop. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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25.5.2021 • 15 Protokoll, 2 Sekunden
Annual grave digging contest. Missing man found dead inside a dinosaur statue. Fasting for a Lambo?
Unemployed man almost does fasting 33 days for a Lamborghini for his girlfriend. Missing man found dead inside a dinosaur statue in Spain. Siberia's annual speed grave digging contest. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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24.5.2021 • 14 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
Bucket full of sex toys stolen by Florida women. Floridaman shoots at bananaman during road rage.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman deputy sent sexual text messages to women he helped. Floridaman shot at bananaman during road rage. Two women steal beer bucket full of sex toys. Former Florida educator in trouble for pulling students' toes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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21.5.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 46 Sekunden
She used her buttocks to smother her husband to death. Decide what a stranger wears for a small fee!
Indian man spends two weeks in a tree in order to isolate with Covid. 224 pound Russian woman killed her husband with her big buttocks. An app lets you take control of a stranger's life for a small few. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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20.5.2021 • 23 Protokoll, 21 Sekunden
We can breath through our buttholes everyone! Are you a hoarder? States with the most hoarders.
Study shows mammals can breathe through their anus. The states with the most hoarders. Elderly tourists in China taken on a sales trip to a cemetery. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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19.5.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Man and a bear run for governor of California. Blood drops from the ceiling onto woman's face.
California governor candidate under investigation for his huge bear sidekick. Blood drips from the ceiling onto sleeping woman's face. Chinese safari park is very sorry for not telling everyone that 3 leopards escaped. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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18.5.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
Period blood face mask for smooth skin. Parking lot brawls over Pokémon cards at Target.
Woman makes a face mask out of her own period blood. Target takes Pokemon cards out of stores after parking lot brawl. Company encourages employees to take a 30 minute masturbation break each workday. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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17.5.2021 • 19 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
Floridaman stabs a guy with a swordfish. Woman posed as a high school student to boost her Instagram
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman stabbed with a swordfish. Florida woman smears her ex's car with bbq sauce. Floridaman robs bank and takes a taxi as getaway car. Florida woman trespassed at a high school to gain Instagram followers. //Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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14.5.2021 • 19 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Pizza cooked on a volcano is hot and tasty. 1,000 feral cats released to catch all the Chicago rats.
Volcanic pizza is cooked at 1,000 degrees on a volcano in Guatemala. Doctors report increase in children swallowing magnets. 1,000 feral cats released onto Chicago streets to tackle the rat infestation. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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13.5.2021 • 19 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
Lady wakes up with an Irish accent after surgery but she's she'a not Irish. How to quit smoking!
Australian woman wakes up with a thick Irish accent following tonsil surgery. Man locked his head inside a meta cage in order to quit smoking. Owners of a bakery in Milwaukie print a burglars face in their cookies. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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12.5.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 21 Sekunden
Suspect and his pet tiger are on the lose! Missing woman found in forest says she just wants peace.
Missing Utah woman found living in a national forest claims she just wanted peace and solitude. Manhunt under way for a suspect and his pet tiger in Houston. Scientists taught bees to smell the coronavirus. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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11.5.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Nipple sucking by a teacher in Zoom class. Fugitive sends police a better selfie for his mugshot.
Ohio fugitive sent the police a selfie because he didn't like the mugshot they were sharing of him. Chernobyl spirit beverages were seized by Ukraine security. NYC Spanish teacher caught sucking topless man's nipples during classroom Zoom. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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10.5.2021 • 24 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
Florida woman throws her Whopper, yells racial slurs. Principal whacks student while mom records it.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman arrested for throwing a Whopper at Burger King employee. Florida principal whacks a student while mother records it. Florida police installed a child seat instead of giving out a ticket. Floridaman impersonated a police officer in order to handcuff his neighbor over loud music. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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7.5.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
New trend: Getting high by eating raw rotten meat. Police ask kids to stop playing nude Nerf Wars.
New trend of people eating eating rotten meat to get high. Police ask students to stop playing nude Nerf Wars. Man wielded his colostomy bag at police at Kid Rock's bar in Nashville. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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6.5.2021 • 23 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
Woman ran a brothel using witchcraft and animal sacrifice. Foolish lady learns what ghosting is.
Woman ran a brothel using witchcraft. Lady reported her boyfriend missing and police inform her he doesn't exist actually. Belgian farmer moved the French border by mistake. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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5.5.2021 • 21 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
Edible insects sold in vending machines. Cult leader found mummified wrapped in Christmas lights.
Cult leader found mummified and wrapped in Christmas lights in a home. Massachusetts pizza shop owner used fraudulent PPP money to buy an alpaca farm in Vermont. Edible insect vending machines are popular in Japan. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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4.5.2021 • 13 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
Man broke into woman's home to steal her sex doll. Trillions of cicadas will be making sweet love.
Man broke into woman's home and stole her sex doll. Elderly couple used military Morse code training to escape assisted living facility. Trillions of cicadas about emerge from a 17 year underground sleep to mate. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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3.5.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Drunk Florida model offered to bang all the police. Florida lady choked and bit her Uber driver.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman closed and bit her Uber driver. Florida private school tells vaccinated teachers they cannot be around the children. Shirtless 19 year old Florida man wields knives and yells "I am a world famous wrestler!". Drunk Florida model offered strangers lap dances in public and asked the police if they wanna bang. 750 million genetically modified mosquitoes will be released in Florida. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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30.4.2021 • 23 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
Man builds a poop wall after dispute with neighbor. Man smuggled 35 birds inside his clothes.
Man builds a wall of poop after property dispute. Man arrested at the airport after 35 birds found hidden inside his clothes. Man living alone on Italian island for 32 years. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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29.4.2021 • 22 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
Hundreds of people fight in a field over the name Josh. American honey is radioactive from bombs.
Hundreds of people fight in a field over the name Josh. American honey is radioactive. Japanese woman accused of stalking the police officer who previously arrested her for stalking.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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28.4.2021 • 15 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Man trapped on Chinese boyband reality tv show. Winning race dog tests positive for meth.
Russian man trapped on a Chinese boy band reality tv show for three months. Greyhound race dog tests positive for meth. Rental car shortage in Hawaii leads to Uhaul moving truck rentals. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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27.4.2021 • 24 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Man arrested for dating 35 women for the birthday gifts. Lady charged with felony for unreturned VHS
Japanese man arrested for dating 35 different women so he could get max birthday presents. Woman charged with a felony for 21 year old unreturned VHS tape. Bowler fills bowling ball with his father's ashes and bowls a perfect game. // Make sure I’m on the Listen app
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26.4.2021 • 20 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Fake Florida witch stole all the money. Couple tried to get married in someone else's mansion.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman hit by a flying turtle. Florida woman promised witchcraft but instead stole a lot of money. Florida couple tried to get married in mansion that wasn't theirs. Florida woman thinks a baby dinosaur ran through her yard. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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23.4.2021 • 25 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
Man skipped work for 15 years and still got paid. The mystery of the shaved cats and the blue dogs.
Dogs are turning blue and pink in Russia. Mystery of the shaved cats in a Virginia neighborhood. Italian hospital employee accused of skipping work for 15 years. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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22.4.2021 • 19 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Get married at an active volcano. Transgender teen has two funerals as parents disagree on gender.
Get married next to an active volcano cuz it's cool! Taiwanese man marries same woman 4 times for extra marriage leave time. Trangender teenager has two funerals because the parents disagree on the gender. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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21.4.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
Scientists love dirty underwear! Crystal meth found in a breakfast taco.
Scientists are burying 2,000 pairs of underwear in Switzerland. Elderly woman dropped off at the wrong house by an ambulance. Breakfast taco full of crystal meth found at the airport. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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20.4.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Woman sprays her breast milk at strangers at a festival. You can sleep with the Stanley Cup for $5k.
Woman caught on video spraying breast milk around at a California festival. Tampa Bay Lightning hockey will let you sleep with the Stanley Cup for $5,000. Investigation after horse seen being washed at a car wash in Mass. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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19.4.2021 • 23 Protokoll, 43 Sekunden
Floridaman humps a tree then punches a cop. Man crashed his motorcycle with a baby in his lap.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida police are looking for a driver that jumped a car over the drawbridge. Naked Floridaman hip thrusts a tree then punches a cop in the face. Floridaman begins a 130 mile journey across the state in a lawnmower. Floridaman on a motorcycle crashed with a baby in his lap. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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16.4.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Women tried to use $1 million bill at dollar store. Life sized teddy bear is walking from LA to SF.
Mystery tree beast turns out to be a harmless croissant. Two women tried to use a $1 million bill at the Dollar General Store. Life-sized teddy bear walking from Los Angeles to San Francisco. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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15.4.2021 • 22 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Man gets naked on flight and asks for Italian smooches. Brazil is building an even bigger Jesus.
Man gets naked on a flight and asks the staff for Italian smooches. Brazil is building an even bigger Jesus statue. Bill Gates wants to spray dust into the atmosphere to block out the sun. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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14.4.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
World's fattest rabbit has been kidnapped. Ladder may be the official tool of Tennessee bout why?
World's biggest rabbit stolen. Ladder is the official tool of Tennessee. India arrests two guys who used monkeys to rob people. //
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13.4.2021 • 13 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
Woman gets pregnant while already pregnant. Police exercise a man to death for breaking curfew.
Woman gets pregnant while already pregnant. Last shoots her gun off in LA traffic, asks if anyone would like to die today. Filipino man died after forced to do 300 squats by police. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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12.4.2021 • 20 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Florida Botox doctor drank Four Loko while injecting patients. No pants and a pistol tween his legs.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Botox doctor drank Four Loko while injecting patients. Florida resort abruptly closes, kicks out guests after hotel is sold. Floridaman not wearing pants with a gun between his legs outside school. Florida woman beat her husband after he showed a nude pic of his late ex. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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10.4.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
The Cannabis Ambulance makes house calls. Newlyweds forced to spend their wedding night in a stadium
Rwanda punishes married couples for breaking covid rules with a night in a stadium. There's a cannabis ambulance in Maine making house calls. Poland will offer pension plan for horses and dogs. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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8.4.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
Ketchup package shortage! Pilot mistakenly lands plan at an unfinished airport.
Airlines pilot in Africa mistakenly lands plane at unfurnished airport. Robot AI makes piece of artwork that sells for $688k and is about to make music. Ketchup packets shortage because of the pandemic. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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7.4.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 33 Sekunden
Metal band made of cats has a hit song.Candle that smells like Kim Kardashian’s orgasm hits market.
Family sues after California man dies in a taco eating contest. Heavy Metal band made up of cats releases a single for charity. Gwyneth Paltrow releases candle that smells like Kim Kardashian’s orgasm. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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6.4.2021 • 15 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
The great Easter bunny massacre is fun for the whole family. Baby born with three penises.
New Zealand town where Easter is celebrated by killing all the bunnies in the Great Easter Bunny Hunt. Baby has been born with three penises in Iraq. Funerals are keeping mariachi bands working during pandemic. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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5.4.2021 • 24 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Floridaman and his emotional support python get a DUI. Florida school raffles off an assault rifle.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida high school raffles off an assault rifle. Floridaman masturbates in Publix parking lot because at home he’d, “get caught.” Floridaman breaks world record seeing a movie 191 times in the theater (Avengers: Endgame). Floridaman geta a DUI while driving with his emotional support python. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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2.4.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Bacon smelling shoelaces by Oscar Mayer. Cheerleaders at train stations in Tokyo for sad businessmen
Oscar Mayer offers free shoelaces that smell like real bacon. Cheerleaders at train stations in Tokyo cheer up the gloomy business commuters each morning. Saudis can now get insurance coverage for their runaway maids. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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1.4.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
International gang of Lego thieves. College bans the mullet. Women’s army underwear for the Swiss.
French police crack down on an international gang of Lego looters. College in Australia bans mullets. Women’s underwear is finally available for Swiss army ladies. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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31.3.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Mafia fugitive found on cooking video starring himself. Humans could become venomous scientists say.
Mafia fugitive caught after posting a cooking video starring himself. Tax preparer pulls gun on customer who complained about their refund amount. Venomous humans could become reality, scientists say. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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30.3.2021 • 12 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Satan Shoes with blood inside for sale. Ravens are fat and stealing people’s groceries in Alaska.
Anchorage Alaska Costco customers claim the ravens are stealing all their groceries. Nike has nothing to do with Lil Nas X and his Satan Shoes. Filipino man had a knife lodged inside his chest for 14 months without realizing it following stabbing.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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29.3.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 21 Sekunden
Florida mom with a boxing glove fights middle schooler. Naked Florida lady roams sewers for 3 weeks.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida mom shows up to her daughter’s school wearing a boxing glove and fights a student. Naked Florida woman rescued after being in a sewer for three weeks. Floridaman shot his Floridaman neighbor in a heated dispute over ducks and geese. Pet frog from Florida is finalist to become next Cadbury Easter Bunny. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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26.3.2021 • 21 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Viking funerals may be legal. Sex doll hotel shut down in China. Give me all your cats!
Maine may allow Viking style outdoor funeral pyres. Michigan man wakes to an intruder holding a gun to his head and demanding both his cats. China’s first sex doll hotel is closed by police. //Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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25.3.2021 • 15 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Penises are shrinking around the world because of pollution. No more using hypnosis to solve crimes.
Penises are shrinking because of pollution. Texas Rangers will no longer use hypnosis to solve crime. Japanese CEO gives entire staff the day off to play Monster Hunter Rise videogame. / Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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24.3.2021 • 15 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
Witchcraft breast implants using mind control. Mule Festival sounds fun! Plague of mice in Austr
Mouse plague grows to biblical proportions in Eastern Australia. Man in China claims to offer breast size increases using only his mind. Mule festival scheduled after mule day was canceled in Tennessee: // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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23.3.2021 • 21 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
World’s first flying car airport. Dad arrested for bringing toddler into elephant habitat at zoo.
World’s first airport for flying cars opens later this year in UK. Dad arrested after bringing toddler inside the elephant habitat at San Diego zoo. No screaming on the rides at California theme parks. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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22.3.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
Floridaman pulls human ears from his pocket. Floridaman accused of sexing an Olaf doll in a Target.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman pulls human ears from his pocket during questioning. Floridaman named “Babycakes” caught naked outside apartment complex. Floridaman accused of sex acts with Olaf doll in Target. Florida mom and daughter arrested for rigging homecoming queen online election. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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19.3.2021 • 20 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Please don’t change your name to “Salmon” for free food. Man failed drivers test for 192nd time.
Polish man fails driving license test for 192nd time. Taiwan asks citizens to please not change your name to Salmon. P&O launches UK cruise nowhere for vaccinated passengers. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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18.3.2021 • 22 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Bodybuilder divorces his sex doll wife. Japan has no guns and are now banning crossbows too.
Japan’s gun laws worked so well they now must ban crossbows. Bodybuilder divorces his sex doll wife. First Gamestop, now gorillas- Redditors are investing in saving apes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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17.3.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Sex worker with two vaginas shows the world. Pro-Meat Day versus Meatless Day as battle continues.
Sex worker with two vaginas shares her rare condition on Onlyfans. Nebraska declares pro-meat say to combat Colorado meatless day. Teacher convicted of pouring liquid nitrogen on student’s groin as a demonstration. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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16.3.2021 • 18 Protokoll
Sperm bank on the moon. Psycho mom made deepfake nudes to harass her daughter’s cheerleading rivals.
Mother of Pennsylvania cheerleader harassed her daughter’s rivals using deepfake nudes and videos. Two foot tall Indian man asked the police for help finding a wife. Scientists plan to send 6.7 million sperm specimens to be stored on the moon in a celestial “ark”. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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15.3.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Floridaman hides drugs in his hamburger. Florida woman assaults Floridaman with an angry cat.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman runs over gas pump then pulls out “Dank Gummies” instead of ID. Florida woman assaults Floridaman with a cat. Floridaman hides drugs inside his hamburger. Drunk driver crashes into car of drunk driving friend he was coming to rescue in Florida. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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13.3.2021 • 19 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Turkey destroys dentist office. Ban on serving coffee in baby bottles. China needs more masculinity.
Turkey breaks into dentist office and destroys everything in sight. Dubai bans new trend of serving coffee in baby bottles. China proposes teaching masculinity to boys as state is alarmed by changing gender roles. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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11.3.2021 • 20 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Satan tries to get laid on the subway/ Canadians hunt for the last boxes of this glorious cereal.
Man dies after getting a three hour Covid erection. Canadians on the hunt for the last boxed of Kellogs cereal. Satan tries to get a date on the Boston subway. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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10.3.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Insects have gay sex accidentally and lots of it. Zoo tries to pass their security dog off as a wolf
Billions of insects have gay sex accidentally a new study shows. Zoo in China tries to pass a dog off as a wolf. Panda Express employees forced to strip to underwear and give hugs as part of a cult like team building seminar. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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9.3.2021 • 23 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Floridaman high with one sock speeding. 12 year old girl sold stun guns to her class. Naked jumper!
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman speeds 100mph through crash site high on coke with one sock says has business at the Ritz Carlton. 12 year old Florida girl sells stun guns to her classmates. Floridawoman attacks her cousin for playing same song on a loop. Floridaman jumped naked on his neighbors trampoline before breaking into home. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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5.3.2021 • 33 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Cat attacks pilot and forces emergency landing. Karaoke singer fined for bad versions of ABBA.
Plane forced to land after car attacks a pilot. Karaoke singer fined for terrible ABBA and Dolly Parton songs spark over 150 local complaints. Indian residents hold entire family hostage for feeding stray dogs. Is it legal to feed them we ask? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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4.3.2021 • 21 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Sex work seminar offered by University. Mr. Potato Head will drop the “Mister” and go genderless.
Mr. Potato Head will be gender neutral. Ohio State University offers seminar on how to get started in sex work. Woman goes blind after getting eyeballs tattooed. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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3.3.2021 • 19 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Japan demands a stop to anal testing. Woman steals neighbor’s goat and then paints the creature.
Japan asks China to cease giving their citizens anal COVID-19 tests when they enter. US doctor appears on live video court while still operating on a patient. Alabama woman faces felony charge after stealing neighbor’s goat and then painting it. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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2.3.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
Mom’s Only Fans account gets her kids expelled from Catholic school. Edible crayons and Marines.
Crayon eating marine launches edible crayon business. Divers steal beer aged by sunken ship off Argentina. Mom says Catholic school expelled her kids over her Only Fans account. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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1.3.2021 • 20 Protokoll, 52 Sekunden
Floridaman smacks priest during mass. Florida woman in motorized wheelchair robbed a bank.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman smacks a priest then barricades himself inside a busy church. Florida woman in a motorized wheelchair robs a bank in Jacksonville. Floridaman fights to keep his pizza loving pet alligator. Floridaman masturbated in front if a sunbather then bit her boyfriend. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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26.2.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
Kidnapped baby traded for Big Macs? Man fakes his own kidnapping to get out of work.
Man tries to trade a kidnapped baby for 15 Big Macs at McDonald’s. Baffled Canadians spread reports of “Hqrd” butter. Arizona man fakes his own kidnapping because he didn’t want to go to work. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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25.2.2021 • 24 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Bomb squad disarms bag of kittens. Japan hires an official Minister of Loneliness.
Japan appoints a “Minister of Loneliness”. Ohio bomb squad called to disarm a bag of adorable kittens. Tenant ordered to vacate apartment for howling like a wolf. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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24.2.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Woman bit off man’s tongue then a seagull ate it. Website shows neighborhoods with noisy children.
Website maps the neighborhoods with noisy children in Japan. Edinburgh woman bit off a man’s tongue in a street brawl then a seagull ate it. Twitch streamer made $16,000 filming himself sleeping and letting viewers disturb him with alarm clocks. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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Licking ice cream inside the store is now a crime in Arizona. Nuns in Cork breach COVID-19 guidelines to attend an exorcism. Federal agents in Cincinnati seize cocaine coated Frosted Flakes cereal. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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22.2.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Florida women dress as grannies to scam vaccines. Drunk Florida lady stabs drunk sister with epipen.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Drunk Florida woman stabs sister with epipen because she ia allergic to drunk people. Florida women dress as grannies to scam vaccine shots. Porn viewership in Florida up following the Super Bowl. Floridamen pose as US marshals to avoid wearing masks. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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19.2.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Gust of wind impregnates a woman? Family fights over the tattooed skin of a dead artist.
Man turns himself into police, says he would rather be in jail than in lockdown with the folks he lives with. Family fights over the return of late tattoo artist’s preserved skin. Indonesian woman claims she was impregnated by a gust of wind. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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18.2.2021 • 22 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Offensive breast milk. Serial van pooper. Woman fakes her own abduction to avoid quarantine.
Hospital in UK replaces term “breast milk” with “human milk” so not to offend people. Flight attendant who tested positive for Covid-19 faked her own abduction to avoid quarantine in Jamaica. Police search for a man who pooped in unlocked cars at auto shops. //Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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17.2.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Man admits murder so police will plough his street. French workers can eat lunch at work legally.
Ukraine man invents murder tales in attempt to get police to clear some snow. French workers can now eat lunch at their desks without breaking laws. Cannabis lounge in Oklahoma turns into the towns only homeless shelter. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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16.2.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 11 Sekunden
Support group for people named Karen. Watching people study is the new internet craze.
There’s a support group for people named Karen. Strange internet craze of watching people study on video. Police want you to stop having sex in your car in parking lots. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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15.2.2021 • 16 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
Floridaman builds guitar out of dead uncle’s skeleton. Civil rights protest featuring traffic penis.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman makes a guitar out of his dead uncle’s skeleton and it rocks. Floridaman whips out his penis and shows the traffic during civil rights protest. Floridaman streaked the field during the Super Bowl to promote some porn. Floridaman with “Only God can judge me” tattoo acts like a bonehead. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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12.2.2021 • 20 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
Sex robots can be hacked to kill their owners. Please stop milking the psychedelic toads to get high
Sex robots can be hacked and kill their owners warn experts. 90 year old man spent $10k on ads to tell AT&T their internet is too slow. Conservationists plead with public to stop milking psychedelic toads to get high. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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11.2.2021 • 20 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
81 person orgy broken up by police. Nerd used a sword to steal game cards from game shop.
Nerd in The Flash superhero mask uses sword to steal game cards. Lawyer mistakenly used cat filter for zoom meeting. 81 person orgy broken up by French police. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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10.2.2021 • 12 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
Free dildo with every pizza promo! Man killed by cannon explosion during a gender reveal party.
Michigan man killed by exploding cannon during a gender reveal party. Man arrested for trying to rob Taco Bell of exactly 3 tacos. Hell Pizza collaborates with sex toy company to offer free dildo with a pizza for Valentine’s Day promotion. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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9.2.2021 • 19 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
Marijuana shortage in Jamaica? Knife wielding YouTuber is shot during a video prank robbery.
Jamaica has a marijuana shortage and it’s an embarrassment. YouTuber shot and killed during a video prank robbery. Police trainee assaulted women who refused to take him to a party. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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8.2.2021 • 22 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Floridaman exposes his balls while mattress shopping. Floridaman denied his attempt to join ISIS.
Floridaman denied attempt to join ISIS. Floridaman with Florida head tattoo calls 911 for a ride home. Floridaman drunk drives in his scuba gear and gets arrested. Floridaman exposes his old balls while mattress shopping. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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5.2.2021 • 20 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
Man engaged to a sex doll welcomes a baby doll to the family. Name a cockroach after your ex.
Name a cockroach after your ex and watch it get eaten by a reptile for Valentine’s Day. Hanging rhinos upside down is vital for their conservation. Chinese man who got engaged to a sex doll welcomes a baby doll to the “family”. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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5.2.2021 • 24 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Watching Super Bowl naked this year? Kidnapped man told he doesn’t have to pay Covid fine after all.
New study says 6% of people will be watching the Super Bowl naked this year. Film festival will screen on a remote island for just one nurse. Taiwan waves Covid-19 fine for kidnapped man. //
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3.2.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Prosthetic penis scam! Scientists teach spinach to send emails.
Scientists have taught spinach to send emails about the environment and climate change. Man arrested in Berlin for giving fake air traffic instructions to passenger planes and police helicopters. Transgender man’s identity stolen in prosthetic penis scam. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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2.2.2021 • 19 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Police give free coffee to stop a riot. Man who had sex with chickens still allowed to keep pets.
Four men in China get mouth ulcers after eating 30 kg of oranges at the airport to avoid baggage fees. UK man jailed for having sex with chickens in front of wife allowed to keep pets still. Police in Leiden prevent riots by giving out free coffee to protesters. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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1.2.2021 • 23 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Naked Floridaman does dumb things. Florida fugitive starts GofFundMe to flee the country.
Floridaman destroys toilet in bathroom brawl. Floridaman fugitive cuts ankle monitor and starts Gofundme for his freedom. Floridaman steals tow truck as revenge for tow company towing his car. Naked Floridaman stole and crashed police car. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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30.1.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 6 Sekunden
Lady performs oral sex to stop robbery of a gas station. Dead professor teaches an online course.
University is using a dead professor to teach online courses. Czech woman performs oral sex to stop a robbery at a gas station. Thirty one officers fined for having a barber cut their hair at the police station. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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28.1.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
Birth control for squirrels. Want to own a famous murder house? Witchcraft trial apology by town.
UK government backs birth control for grey squirrels. You can now buy the famous Lizzie Borden murder house. Town apologizes for witchcraft trial 430 years ago.// Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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27.1.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
No mask? Give me 60 push ups! LBGT book publisher has to make disclaimers on children’s book.
Bali fines tourists not wearing masks 50 push ups. Hungary orders LGBT publisher to print disclaimer on children’s books. Australian man missing 18 days lived on wild mushrooms and dam water. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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26.1.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
Bigfoot Hunting Season is nearly upon us. Elderly in line for vaccine mistaken for illegal rave.
Police mistake elderly people lining up for the vaccine for an illegal race. New legislation in Oklahoma calls for Bigfoot Hunting season. Confused jealous wife stabs husband after seeing her younger self in old photos on his phone. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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25.1.2021 • 23 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Floridaman stole horses to set them free. Floridaman and wife got the babysitter drunk for years.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman accused of stealing all the horses to set them free. Drunk man stole a tiki hut bar boat in the Florida Keys. Floridaman carjacked car with baby inside, then dropped the baby off at the nearest gas station. Floridaman who is also a dean of a school got the babysitter drunk and high for years. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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22.1.2021 • 22 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
First dinosaur butthole ever discovered. Couple arrested for sex on top of a Ferris wheel.
Thumb injury forces top gamer to retire at age 25. First preserved dinosaur butthole is perfect says paleontologist. Couple arrested for having sex on a Ferris wheel. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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21.1.2021 • 25 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Cocaine Hippos need to be stopped! Phone hotline invites all frustrated people to call in and scream
Phone hotline urges frustrated people to call and scream. Owner treats his dog’s limping only to find out the dog was imitating him out of sympathy. Colombia’s ‘Cocaine Hippos’ must be stopped according to scientists. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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20.1.2021 • 14 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Vagina scented candle explodes in woman’s home. Penis cupcakes leads to a pastry chef’s arrest.
Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina scented candle explodes in a woman’s home. It is now legal to compost humans in Washington state. Egyptian woman arrested for making penis decorated cupcakes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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19.1.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Free divorce for Valentine’s Day! Man lived in an airport for 3 months. Carjacker is a good parent.
California man lived inside Chicago’s Ohare International airport for 3 months out of Covid-19 fears. Man who stole a car with a child in the backseat later came back and lectured mother. Law firm offering free divorce for Valentines Day. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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18.1.2021 • 47 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
Florida exposed breasts elevator face off. Floridaman arrested for throwing pancake batter at a lady
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman sprayed disinfectant into students faces if they wore mask incorrectly. Florida woman with exposed breasts fought Floridaman with exposed breaths inside an elevator. Floridaman arrested for throwing pancake batter at a woman. Why was a tank driving around in a residential Florida neighborhood? //
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16.1.2021 • 17 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Magic mushrooms grow in man’s veins after injection. “Rent a person that does nothing” in Japan.
Magic mushrooms grow in man’s blood after he injected a tea into his veins. Man cannot remember his Bitcoin password stands to lose over $200 million. Rent a person that does in Japan. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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14.1.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 52 Sekunden
Your penis is mine! Hacker locks people’s chastity cage. Surge in cavities among children in Japan.
Your penis is mine! Hacker uses ransom ware to lock people in their BDSM chastity cage. Surge in cavities among children in Japan result of home lockdowns. Call to shut down the Real Bodies exhibit in Australia. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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13.1.2021 • 19 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Wife caught walking husband on a leash like a dog past curfew. Armed man demands to see the cats.
Armed man ties up woman at a dog shelter and demands to know where the cats are kept. Canadian wife caught walking her husband on a leash like a dog past curfew. Company in China fines employees who use the toilet more than once per day. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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12.1.2021 • 23 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Huge uncontrollable penis on a children’s tv show sparks debate. Dog park may ban dog barking.
Denmark debuts new children’s tv show about a man with a huge penis. Police officer mistaken for a stripper at a swinger party. No excessive barking signs at a dog park sparks criticism. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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11.1.2021 • 22 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
Floridaman tells cops he has cocaine in his butt. Man sent dead rats to his ex wife in Florida.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman sent dead rats to his ex wife. Floridaman tells cops he has cocaine in his butt. Dr. Love Floridaman who faked being a teen doc arrested for shipping scam. Floridamen used skulls they stole from a cemetery in their homemade religious shrine. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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8.1.2021 • 20 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Showing butt crack is illegal at strip clubs. You can now eat your Christmas tree! Cannabis for cats
Strippers arrested at a Texas gentleman’s club for showing their butt cracks. You can now eat your Christmas tree after the holidays! Veterinarians allowed to suggest cannabis for your pet ailments. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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7.1.2021 • 25 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Man changes name to Celine Dion while drunk at Christmas. Don’t eat the poopsicles!
Poopsicles! Meteorologist warns that icicles contain bird poop. Russian renegade suicide priest arrested on a mountain. Man legally changed his name to Celine Dion after getting drunk watching her Christmas special. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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6.1.2021 • 19 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Best of Weird AF News 2020
BEST OF 2020 Weird AF News - Laugh it up with Jonesy • Yay • Man had sex with s dolphin for a year • Break • Carjacker on meth and a pet goat adult video store incident • Backspin • Easter eggs with porn inside Florida woman • Yay • Forest service recommends hugging trees instead of persons • Bongo • German police bust underground hair salons • Backspin • Come back with a warrant matt • BLEEP • Anchor • Mayor pretends to be dead to avoid arrest during lockdown party • Backspin • Man broke into bear enclosure and wrestled without a mask • Yay • Florida man kicks chicken like football player • Bongo • Man claimed he was making healthy meth • BLEEP • Man threw large pickle at a highway worker in Mass • Yay • Belgian man has been receiving pizzas he never ordered for years • Break • Man broke into a bank to heat up his Hot Pocket • BLEEP • Florida man tries to steal a plane to meet girlfriend • Backspin • Florida woman breaks in to cook ramen noodles • Bongo • Guacamole maker explodes in New York killing former mayor • BLEEP • Man installs life size wax model of dead wife for housewarming India • Break • Arkansas farmer disguised as woman defaced grave • BLEEP • Missouri doctor performed amputation on back porch • Ta-Da • At a Florida Bus Stop Song • Bling • Florida man caught masturbating claims he's Captian Kirk • Censor Bleep • Fake dentist accused of kissing buttocks of lady with toothache • Break • Woman sex toy store • Bongo • Mom of two who married a tree celebrates anniversary • Ta-Da • Airlines introduce flights to nowhere • Yay • Florida woman named Lovely Butts poured bleach on a child • Goat • Man dies from black licorice • Bongo • Police break up climate change cult with giant vagina prop • Break • Florida barber accused of shooting at two clients • Ta-Da • Man arrested for trying to ressurect his grandman in cemetery • Glass Smash • Resurrect my Grandma song • Bling • Woman calls off wedding to ghost for doing drugs • Censor Bleep • Florida deputy gave kids guns to fight demons • Ta-Da • Florida woman repeats My butt just farted • Censor Bleep • Student dressed as Hitler for book week • Break • Emotional Support Canadians! • Goat • Florida woman arrested masturbating • Glass Smash • Florida man took child on crime spree to toughen • Yay • Men kidnap Turkey to vodka party • Bongos • Christmas mall kiosk drunk threesome • Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com
4.1.2021 • 2 Std., 38 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Floridaman used fire extinguisher to dry off. Floridaman steals all the chicken wings at 7-Eleven.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman in jail after using a fire extinguisher to dry himself off. Floridaman wearing gloves steals all the chicken wings from 7-eleven. Chocolate milk seeking Florida couple jailed for sneaker robbery. Florida woman robs a gas station saying she did it out of boredom. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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1.1.2021 • 18 Protokoll, 43 Sekunden
Nurse has sex with Covid patient in hospital bathroom. Man busted for his tunnel of love by husband
Man built secret tunnel between his home and married lover’s house and got busted by her husband. Nurse strips off PPE suit to have sex with Covid patient in the hospital bathroom. King’s Hawaiian sued for not making its sweet rolls in Hawaii. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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31.12.2020 • 27 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Whites-only church opens, is it racist? Sacred toilet paper can’t be saved by firefighters.
Firefighters fight to save a load of burning sacred toilet paper in Canada. Whites-only church in Minnesota town prompts racist accusations. Japan is developing wooden satellites for space. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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31.12.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Town uses cannon to fight a vulture plague. Ceiling fan recalled after sharp blades detach.
Ceiling fans recalled at Home Depot after the blades detach and injure consumers. The identity of French Dressing is an issue with FDA. Plague of vultures forces North Carolina town to install a cannon. //
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29.12.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Christmas threesome with Santa, Mrs. Claus and an elf at the mall. Gingerbread monolith discovered.
Police shut Christmas mall kiosk after intoxicated Sant, Mrs. Claus and an elf had a threesome in public. Gingerbread monolith appears and then collapses on San Francisco hilltop. Man walks circumference of Earth without leaving his home town. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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28.12.2020 • 26 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Florida woman assaults sister with Christmas decoration. Teacher threatens to deport own students.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman assaults her sister with a Christmas decoration. Florida couple opens the door to moving plane and exits down the slide with a dog. Floridaman lights his own truck on fire to give the police “something to do”. Florida teacher threatened to call immigration on the students. BONUS - Floridaman Christmas Song. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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25.12.2020 • 24 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Penis drawings by guy on electric bike sparks manhunt. Bootleg winery at a sewage plant raided.
Bootleg blueberry wine triggers Alabama sewage plant raid. Police hunt for well dressed man in Perth Australia who drew penis pics on the pavement with electric bike spinning tires. Seals are making Star Wars sounds and scientists don’t know why. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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24.12.2020 • 24 Protokoll, 2 Sekunden
Woman beheads owl and then is assassinated. China now controls the weather and we should be scared.
12 year old DJ threw a rave in the school bathroom during Covid. Has China mastered weather modification? Woman who beheaded an owl on video has recently been assassinated. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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23.12.2020 • 27 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Spam Burger with Oreo crumbs is coming to McDonald’s. Guess what car is the most drunk driven in US.
Thousands stuck overnight in a snowy Japan traffic jam stretching over 9 miles. McDonald’s releases Spam Burger topped with Oreo cookie crumbs but only in China. Dodge Ram 2500 truck owners have the most DUIs in America study shows. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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23.12.2020 • 20 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
Son’s porn stash destroyed, parents must pay. Canadians are growing too much marijuana at home.
Parents in Michigan must pay after destroying son’s $25k porn stash. Cyberpunk 2077 video game has too many dildos. Canada health regulator says citizens are growing too much pot at home. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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21.12.2020 • 24 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Florida menus will soon offer python. Custodian brings a rifle to school. Pinch a students nipples?
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Disney World digitally adds masks to guests not wearing them in photos. Drunk college student in handcuffs asks Florida police to pinch his nipples. Snake and eggs? Floridians will soon be eating invasive pythons. Florida custodian brought a rifle to an elementary school. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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19.12.2020 • 19 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Man robs McDonald’s with a chainsaw. Enter to win the chance to blow up one of Trump’s casinos.
Man with a chainsaw chases McDonald’s employees and steals food. 5,000 fake karaoke machines seized in Virginia. Trump’s Atlantic City casino will be blown up and you can win the chance to push that button. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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17.12.2020 • 25 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Strip club or church? Man arrested after accidentally showing police video of his huge weed farm.
California megachurches rebrand as strip clubs to defy government lockdown orders. Man arrested after accidentally showing police video of his big cannabis farm. Irish police warn against new social media prank of lying in front of oncoming traffic. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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16.12.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 25 Sekunden
Superspreader Santa infects entire elderly home. Man tricked women into changing his diaper.
Man received probation after tricking women into changing his diaper. “Superspreader” Santa infects dozens at a Belgium elderly care home. French judge rules that noisy frogs of Grignols must go. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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15.12.2020 • 15 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Sex worker sues over lost wages in lockdown. McDonald’s opens a barber shop giving ‘90s haircuts.
America’s highest earning sex worker sued over lost wages on lockdown. McDonald’s opens barber shop offering ‘90s haircuts. 20% of Americans have reportedly gotten hurt while setting up Christmas trees in 2020. //
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14.12.2020 • 28 Protokoll, 53 Sekunden
Floridaman makes videos of snakes biting his face. Man arrested for leaving feces in mailboxes.
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Florida street racer blares the ‘Cops’ tv theme song during arrest. Floridaman finds a dead body in a trash can he says he was holding for a friend. Floridaman arrested for reportedly leaving feces and obscene notes in mailboxes. Floridaman makes videos of wild snakes biting him for educational purposes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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12.12.2020 • 25 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
Erection pills mixed with happy pills in packaging error. Chinese flight crew will wear diapers.
Woman sues boyfriend for not proposing marriage after eight years together. Erectile dysfunction drug mixed with antidepressants in a product mishap and recall. China flight crews may wear diapers for Covid protection. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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11.12.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Dead man banned from his own funeral for arriving in a chair. Children fear Santa spreading Covid.
Dean man banned from his own funeral because he arrived in a chair, not a coffin. Chinese women’s soccer team forfeits game because player’s hair not black enough. Santa anxiety is when children worry about Santa bringing Covid to their home on Christmas. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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10.12.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
Delivery robots are coming to terrorize ya! Breakdancing will now be an Olympic sport.
Italian man argues with wife then walks 450 km to cool off. Pennsylvania legalizes autonomous delivery robots, classifies them as pedestrians. Breakdancing confirmed as Olympic sport for 2024 Paris games. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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9.12.2020 • 22 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Lady hallucinates after eating gas station sushi. Men arrested for kidnapping turkey to vodka party.
Mysterious monoliths update. Three men in Latvia for kidnapping turkey to a vodka party. Woman hallucinates for months after eating
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7.12.2020 • 25 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Floridaman punches cab driver and yells “I’m Rick James b*tch!” Another Big Cat Rescue arm removal.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman punches can driver and screams “I’m Rick James b*tch!” . Volunteer’s arm torn off at Carol Baskin’s Big Cat rescue in Tampa. Florida woman with a warrant hides her ID in her private area during a traffic stop. Why has there been a cat on this Florida roof for 70 years? // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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4.12.2020 • 15 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Tickle Bar opens so you can pay for a tickle. Woman kills husband then stabs her own privates.
Tickle Bar now open in Dallas Texas. Buckingham Palace employee stole $100k worth of Queen Elizabeth’s things to sell on eBay. Woman kills her husband then stabs her own vagina to claim self defense. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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3.12.2020 • 19 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
One legged man bike rides 90 days to Tibet. Super Nintendo Theme Park opens in 2021 in Japan.
One legged man makes a 90 day bike ride from China to Tibet. Anti gay Hungarian politician caught fleeing a male orgy out a window. Super Nintendo Theme Park opening in 2021 in Japan. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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2.12.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
Dognappings are on the rise during lockdown. Mystery flight attendant selling sex between flights.
Taiwanese man sells his PlayStation 5 game console after wife finds out it wasn’t an air purifier. Dog napping crime rate is on the rise during the lockdown because of crime gangs. British Airways investigates stewardess that is selling sex between flights. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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1.12.2020 • 19 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Penis shaped ice skating rink is best says mayor. Magic coronavirus scarecrows are working.
Cambodian villagers use scarecrows to ward off coronavirus. Russian mayor chooses penis shaped ice skating rink for second year in a row. Scotland is first country to offer free period products. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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30.11.2020 • 24 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
Florida couple has sex on a busy road. Mother forces son to vape weed to help him get some sleep.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman forced her son to vape THC oil to help him go to sleep. Florida couple arrested for having sex on a busy road. Florida’s first snow park closes because they didn’t make enough snow. Floridaman attacks fast food workers over lack of lettuce. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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27.11.2020 • 28 Protokoll, 11 Sekunden
Mayor waits for Holy Spirit to request mask time. Mysterious monolith discovered in Utah desert.
Mysterious monolith discovered in the Utah desert. Tennessee mayor refuses to require masks until Holy Spirit tells him to. Native Americans in California took hallucinogenic drugs and painted rock art new research shows. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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26.11.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
Man violates lockdown to smash a guy’s face in. Babysitter gets sued for feeding the kids nuggets.
French man violates Covid-19 lockdown order to go smash a guy’s face in. Mom is suing babysitter for emotional damage after feeding kids nuggets Happy Meal. Solomon Islands to ban Facebook for the sake of national unity. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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25.11.2020 • 26 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Sex doll brought to school for a celebration. Would you eat lab grown human meat steaks?
Is it normal or heathy for men to pee while sitting down? It’s time to decide if we’re willing to eat human lab grown meat or not. Inflatable sex doll brought to Australian school to be played with and investigation proceeds. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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23.11.2020 • 22 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Floridaman took a child on crime spree to “toughen him up”. Man on LSD attacks Disney cast member.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested for stealing a power line pole. Florida mom arrested after child calls vodka “mommy’s drink” during a traffic stop. Floridaman on LSD attacks a cast member in DinoLand at Animal Kingdom. Floridaman took an 8 year old on a crime spree to “toughen him up”. /Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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20.11.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
World War II Prison Camp for Kids. China will kill your dog if you violate their walking ban.
China province promises to kill your pet if you violate their walking ban. Russians build a replica WWII prison camp for kids. Canadian officials urge motorists not to let the moose lick their cars. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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20.11.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Space rock crashes through a home making the resident a millionaire. Chicken wakes a teen from coma.
Two million dollar meteorite crashes through the home of an Indonesian coffin maker. Suspect tries to escape the FBI on an underwater sea scooter. Teenager in Taiwan woke up from a 62 day coma by the word “chicken fillet”. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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18.11.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 33 Sekunden
Pope is an assman and concerned about robots. 87,000 Thanksgiving turkeys explode in a fire.
87,000 turkeys explode in a fire at a Texas turkey smokehouse. Jetliner hits a bear on the runway in Alaska. Pope Francis is an assman and very concerned about robots. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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17.11.2020 • 21 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Underground fight club busted in NYC. Thanksgiving Turkey insurance is now available for the holiday
Police bust a 200 person underground secret fight club in NYC. Whole Foods & Progressive team up to offer Thanksgiving Turkey Insurance. Man In Spain sued drug dealer after smoking parsley for four years thinking it was weed. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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17.11.2020 • 26 Protokoll, 21 Sekunden
Floridaman stole deputy’s car for his own spiritual journey. Woman arrested for robbing a grave site
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman who was arrested for pleasuring herself outside 7-11 was caught again outside a Popeyes Chicken. Florida woman stole over $400 worth of items from her ex husband’s grave site. Floridaman is the first person with Down syndrome to complete Ironman Triathlon. Floridaman on a spiritual journey steals a deputy patrol car and his credit card. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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13.11.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
Don’t throw your child over the school fence please. Lonely? Hold hands with a sweaty robotic hand.
French school asks parents to stop throwing their children over the fence when they’re late to school. Japan invents a pale sweaty robotic hand to hold when you’d like to take a romantic walk. Woman arrested for calling 911 about bad Chinese food. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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12.11.2020 • 21 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Police use portapotties to catch criminals. Monster wolf robots used to scare the bears of Japan.
Monster Wolf robots in Japan scare away bears and deer. Dutch police use portapotties to catch speedsters. Puzzle business goes bonkers during this pandemic. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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11.11.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Witches can’t get together for spell casting during pandemic. Japan’s Jo Baiden is not Joe Biden.
Woman named Corona can’t take the abuse. Japan’s Jo Baiden gains fame after Joe Biden election victory. Witch covens are struggling during Covid-19. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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10.11.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Smacking the kids is illegal in Scotland even if you’re drunk. Confident doctor marries himself.
Scotland becomes first part of UK to make smacking children illegal. Woman demands free Chick fil a after claiming she is an FBI agent. Brazilian doctor marries himself after fiancé breaks off engagement. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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9.11.2020 • 33 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Floridaman’s penis size questioned so he pulls a gun. Woman robs the store that denied her a refund.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman brings a gun to Disney World and blames her 6 year old for possession. Floridaman’s penis size questioned, so he pulled a gun. Florida woman robs the store that denied her a refund. Holocaust denying Florida principal fired yet again. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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6.11.2020 • 22 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Sex expert is auctioning off her virginity. “Emotional Support Canadians” offer help for Americans.
Emotional Support Canadians offer help for stressed out Americans. Brazilian sex expert has her hymen reconstructed so she can raffle off her virginity. Idaho man busted cooking chickens in a Yellowstone Park hot spring. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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5.11.2020 • 24 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Killer bear owner choked to death on a sex toy. Police pause a raid so gang can take temperatures.
Japanese police pause their raid so the gangsters can take their temperature. Owner of a killer bear choked to death on a sex toy. Kazakhstan tourism adopts Borat catchphrase “Very Nice”.
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4.11.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Chicken nuggets cure everything says doctor. College in Bali accepts a bag of coconuts for tuition.
Doctor claims chicken nuggets can cure Autism. Russian Sausage King murdered by an crossbow inside his sauna. College in Bali accepts coconuts for tuition. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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3.11.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 21 Sekunden
Human head found in recycling bin is not a Halloween prank. Con artist tried to sell Alladin’s Lamp.
Con artist in India summoned a genie from “Alladin’s Lamp” to sell it to an unsuspecting doctor. Anxiety in 2020 has fueled the sales of crystals in America. Man arrested for dumping a human head in a recycling bin as sick Halloween joke. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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2.11.2020 • 26 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
Floridaman paid to get mauled by a leopard. Man stole bulldozer to drive over some Biden signs.
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Floridaman stole a bulldozer to drive over some Biden campaign signs in people’s yards. Floridaman mauled by a leopard after paying for the “full contact experience “. Florida woman in labor stops to vote on the way to the hospital. Florida woman shot a man who gave her counterfeit dollars in exchange for drugs. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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30.10.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 2 Sekunden
Halloween skeleton strip club too risky for the neighborhood? Dead missing man’s skull surprise.
Human skull on a family’s mantelpiece for a year identified as a man missing for eight years. Pole dancing Halloween lawn skeletons deemed too risky for the neighborhood. Man arrested after throwing cash from his balcony while high on meth. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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29.10.2020 • 21 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
Student dressed as Hitler for book week. Fighting cock kills police chief during a raid.
Student dressed as Hitler for book week and it was kinda okay. Fighting cock kills police chief during raid. Parents name girl Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii and loses custody. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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28.10.2020 • 19 Protokoll, 25 Sekunden
Lady brings 23 family members on a first date unannounced. Tiny butthole robots are the future.
Man goes on a first date with a lady that brings 23 family members. Thieves break into an escape room to crack a safe full of riddles. Scientists drive a tiny robot around inside a living butthole. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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27.10.2020 • 19 Protokoll, 2 Sekunden
Genitals are invasively examined at the airport. New Spicy Ghost Pepper donut for Halloween.
Australian women pulled off a plane to have their genitals invasively examined. Escaped clone female mutant crayfish take over Belgian cemetery. Dunkin Donuts releases new Spicy Ghost Pepper donut. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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26.10.2020 • 20 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Floridaman gave kids guns to fight the demons. Florida flying squirrel tracking ring busted.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Million dollar flying squirrel trafficking ring busted. Florida deputy gave kids guns to fight demons he said were in their home. Florida woman repeatedly told police that her name is, “My butt just farted.” Floridaman arrested after throwing a pumpkin at his girlfriend. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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23.10.2020 • 15 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Cannibal and his assistant castrate a volunteer. Gym declares itself a church to stay open.
Cannibal and his assistant are charged with castrating volunteer inside a cabin in the woods. Gym in Poland declares itself a church to avoid closure under coronavirus restrictions. Crematorium fire caused by 500 lb body in Virginia. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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22.10.2020 • 20 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
No fist fighting on the moon says NASA. Funeral homes offer free limo rides to the polls.
College students get Covid-19 on purpose to sell their blood plasma for more money. NASA has new moon rules such as no fighting or littering. Funeral homes offer free limo rides to the polls this election season. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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Chicken nugget launched into space to celebrate Iceland’s 50th anniversary. Chinese airlines refuses to let depressed passenger travel. Penis pump judge faces stiff sentence. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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20.10.2020 • 15 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Student fakes own kidnapping on Zoom class. Rapper admits to fraud in his rap video, gets arrested.
High school student faked his own kidnapping at gun point during Zoom class. Rapper arrested after bragging about unemployment fraud in his music video. Parents name their baby after internet provider for 18 years of free WiFi. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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19.10.2020 • 22 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Floridaman brings guns to Disney. Man reports himself drunk driving while drunk driving.
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Pedestrian killed on Highway and then both Florida deputies run over the body. Florida father brings guns to Disney ya World to ensure his family’s safety. Floridaman calls 911 to report himself drunk driving. Floridaman attacks his girlfriend’s son over bad Yelp reviews. Rock group Blue Oyster Cult pays homage to the Florida Man in a new song. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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16.10.2020 • 15 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Woman calls off wedding to a ghost cuz he does drugs. Daytime karaoke banned cuz of homeschooling.
Daytime Karaoke is banned in Manila Philippines after complaining from angry parents trying to homeschool their children. Bacon scented face masks by Hormel Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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15.10.2020 • 20 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Young computer genius is latest saint. Theme park allows guests to work from the top of Ferris wheel
Pope Francis declares late Italian computer genius youngest saint in History. Japanese theme park allows guests to work remotely from the Ferris Wheel. Machu Picchu opened up for a single tourist who waited seven months to see it. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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14.10.2020 • 14 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
Cow hugging is the new wellness trend. Cocaine keeps washing up on the beach for treasure hunters.
Woman shows up in a wedding dress during her fiancés work shift at Target demanding he marry her right there. 300 packets of washed up cocaine leads to fortune hunters on Dutch beach. Is cow hugging the world’s new wellness trend. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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13.10.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
Illegal butt injection casualties. Election officials: please don’t microwave your mail in ballots.
Canadian tourist returns stolen ancient artefacts from Pompeii Italy after suffering a 15 year curse. Dallas woman charged with murder for performing illegal silicone butt injection. Election officials ask voters to stop disinfecting and microwaving mail in ballots. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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12.10.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
Floridaman hits a cop with a Bible. Floridaman requests ballot for his dead wife. Carjackings!!!!
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman requested a mail in voter ballot for his dead wife. Florida burglary suspect hit a deputy in the face with a Bible. Florida woman arrested after asking a cop to smoke marijuana. Floridaman arrested after trying to car jack four different drivers. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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9.10.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Dead grandma resurrection led to man’s arrest in cemetery. Men with deep voices likely to cheat?
Man arrested in a Knoxville Tennessee cemetery for trying to resurrect his dead grandma. Study shows that women should avoid men with deep sexy voices because they are likely to cheat. Someone bought a T-Rex skeleton at auction for a record breaking $31.8 million. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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8.10.2020 • 26 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Baby Shark song used to torture prisoners. Powerlifter has to prove she’s a woman to board plane.
Baby Shark children’s song used to bully prisoners in Oklahoma. Russian power lifter told you prove she’s a woman before boarding plane. Grand parents are kidnapped and brought to Canada then ransomed for cocaine. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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7.10.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 59 Sekunden
Deadly demons may be unleashed via Ouija board. COVID-19 pandemic is changing our dreams.
Ghost Hunter warns that Ouija boards purchased at Poundland could unleash deadly demons this Halloween. Bill would ban pre-arrest sex between police and detainees in Virginia. The Covid-19 pandemic is changing our dreams. //
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6.10.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
Unwanted prostate exams given by a hypnotist. Yakuza gang not allowed to trick or treat this year.
Japanese Yakuza gang won’t be allowed to give Halloween treats to the children this year. New Jersey hypnotist charged with sexual assaults for subjecting clients to unwanted prostate exams. Elderly woman age 71 suspected of being the getaway driver for young gang in Ireland. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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5.10.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Florida barber shoots at clients over missed appointments. Fight over milk leads to a stabbing.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida barber accused of shooting at two clients over missed appointments. Fight over milk in Florida leads to a stabbing. Floridaman steals a construction vehicle because “he likes it”. Florida woman forfeited lottery because the USPS lost her winning ticket. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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2.10.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Court rules Subway’s bread is not bread. Bank tells woman that she’s dead except she’s not dead.
Oregon woman is told by Wells Fargo bank that she’s dead except she’s not dead. Court in Ireland rules that Subway’s sand which bread is not actually bread. Voters in Switzerland will decide on basic rights of primates. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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1.10.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Vagina climate change cult gathers in California. Vulgar swearing parrots removed from UK zoo.
Police in California break up a climate change cult with a giant vagina prop. Vulgar swearing parrots removed from a UK wildlife park. Indian man tells wife he’s got COVID-19 then flees to his new girlfriend. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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30.9.2020 • 15 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Dead mayor re-elected by a Romanian village. Man jailed in Thailand for his negative hotel review.
American jailed in Thailand for his negative hotel review. Romanian villagers elect a deceased mayor. Marijuana gummies helped NHL players survive the hockey bubble. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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29.9.2020 • 21 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
To meet aliens, man steals a truck. Pumpkin Spice Mac and Cheese is coming to the US!
No sex? No marriage as British Columbia judge grants annulment because husband can’t maintain an erection. Utah man stoke truck from 7-11 to meet some aliens but then felt bad and returned truck. Pumpkin Spice MAC and Cheese from Kraft is coming to US. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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28.9.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 2 Sekunden
Floridaman stole cat blood. Parents are getting naked and high during their kids online classes.
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Deputies searching for a floridaman who stole cat blood. Florida parents are getting high and being naked during their kids’ Zoom classes. Florida strip clubs fight to lower stripper age from 21 to 18. Floridaman shoots his doctor after having an orgasm during a prostate exam. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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25.9.2020 • 21 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
Black licorice overdose kills a man. Police are investigating a used condom recycling factory.
Too much candy. Man dies from eating too much black licorice. Police in Vietnam investigate a used condom recycling factory. Chuck E. Cheese wants to destroy 7 billion prize tickets. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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24.9.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Mysterious brain washes up on beach. City hires a former pimp to help them clean up the streets.
MTA board finally bans pooping on subways and buses in New York City. Seattle hires a former pimp for $150k to help them handle the streets. Man discovers a brain washed ashore on a Wisconsin beach. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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23.9.2020 • 19 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Haunted toilet installed for Japanese Halloween theme park. Ottawa will pay you $100 to go there.
Ottawa tourism department will pay $100 for you to visit. Japanese theme park installs a haunted toilet for Halloween. Thailand national park mails trash back to tourists. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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22.9.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
Man’s vibrator controlled by Twitter followers. “Pretend you are a slave” homework assignment?
Man is letting his Twitter followers control his vibrating butt plug. Topless clown is tormenting UK residents. Iowa teacher put on leave for “pretend you are a slave” homework assignment. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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21.9.2020 • 15 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Floridaman makes cocaine bacon. Lovely Butts goes wild. Kid kicked out of class for Hooters mask.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman has pound of cocaine on his bacon. Florida mom finds child sex doll modeled after her 8 yo daughter for sale on Amazon. Florida kid kicked out of class for wearing a Hooters mask. Florida woman names Lovely Butts poured bleach on a child. //Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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18.9.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
Taco Bell sells wine? Want a robot to keep your lonely grandma company?
Want a robot to keep your lonely grandma company? Taco Bell is now selling their own custom wine (Canada only). Transsexual Satanist Anarchist wins county sheriff nomination in New Hampshire. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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17.9.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 46 Sekunden
Airline sells flights to nowhere. Anti-groping device is popular and necessary in Japan.
Anti-groping device sells out in Japan. 19 families buy 97 acres in Georgia for black people to live. Airlines introduces flights to nowhere. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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16.9.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Woman married a tree. Big breasted Jesus is offensive to many. Flat Earthers take a voyage.
Big-Breasted Jesus causes a controversy in Iceland. Flat Earther couple from Italy tried to sail to the edge of the world and had to be rescued by a doctor. Mother of two married a tree celebrates their first wedding anniversary. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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15.9.2020 • 21 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Burglar Poops in the dishwasher! Laday sawed off her hand for insurance. No peeps this holiday year?
More pandemic news: There will be mo marshmallow peeps for Halloween or Christmas this year. Woman who sawed off her own hand found guilty of fraud. Suspect broke into home, didn’t steal anything, took a poop in the dishwasher. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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14.9.2020 • 19 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Florida woman tests sex toy in middle of store. Alligator pool float mistaken for real alligator.
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Florida woman arrested after testing a product in middle of a sex toy shop. High speed jet-ski chase leads to suspect arrest near mayor’s home. Deputy finds reported alligator in a storage shed was actually a pool float. Floridaman arrested after stealing neighbor’s mail in his underwear. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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11.9.2020 • 20 Protokoll, 11 Sekunden
Boobies at the polls! There’s a monkey shortage. Dog DNA tracks owners who don’t clean up the poo.
Dog DNA database tracks owners who don’t clean up their dog’s Poo in Naples. America is facing a monkey shortage as demand for COVID-19 research intensifies. Topless voter in New Hampshire shocks poll workers in a dispute over political clothing rule. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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10.9.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 33 Sekunden
Rusty moon! Bin Laden’s porn messages. The home that whiskey bought.
The moon is rusting and Earth is to blame. Osama bin Laden his encrypted messages in porn videos according to new doc. Man sold 28 years of birthday whiskey to buy his first home. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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9.9.2020 • 15 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Woman glued her vagina shut to frame her ex. Salon discriminated by asking to hire “happy” stylist.
Hair salon removes job ad for “happy stylist “ because it discriminates against unhappy people. Ukraine airlines bans a woman who walked onto the wing to get some fresh air. Woman jailed after she glued her vagina shut in a bid to frame her ex. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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8.9.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Florida woman offers cop sex for an E-cigarette. Sign spinner robbed store he was spinning sign for.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Sign spinner steals $9000 worth of phones and electronics from the store he was spinning for. Florida teen offers police officer Oral sex in exchange for an E-cigarette. Floridaman arrested for cashing in a lottery scratch ticket at the same store he stole it from earlier that day. Floridaman used Coronavirus relief funds to buy a $700k boat. //
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4.9.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Pandemic sex should involve a mask and no kissing. Wife bites husband’s penis off over a rodent.
Drone drops hundreds of bags of free marijuana from the sky in Tel Aviv. Canada top doctor says wear a mask while having sex and avoid kissing new people during pandemic. Wife bites off husband’s penis after he refuses to get rat out of their bedroom. //
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3.9.2020 • 19 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
Smartphone Walking has been banned. Pilots report a guy in a jetpack flying near their planes at LAX
FBI investigate report of a guy in a jetpack flying near the planes as they land at LAX. New policy in New York town would allow police to accept sexual gratuities. Japanese city has banned Smartphone Walking. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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2.9.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 59 Sekunden
Selling your haunted house? Hire an exorcist. Man saved by his Lightening proof Crocs.
Families in Indonesia dig up their dead relatives to have a smoke and a chat. Selling your haunted house? You can now hire an exorcist to cleanse your house. British Columbia Canada man survives lightening strike that blows off his Crocs. //
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1.9.2020 • 15 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
Don’t get humped by an elk! Woman kicked out of bingo for her uncovered breathing neck hole.
Yellowstone National Park warns visitors about the upcoming elk mating season. Woman in Canada kicked out of bingo for not using a mask to cover the breathing hole in her neck. Covid-19 lockdown leads to a deadly snake boom in Australia. //
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31.8.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Witchcrafts leads to shooting. Woman threatened man over sausage. Farting father attacked by family.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman attacked her father for farting. Witchcraft leads to a shooting. Floridaman with a Mohawk stole a $6,000 puppy from Petland and left his ID behind. Florida woman threatened man over sausage. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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28.8.2020 • 16 Protokoll
Marijuana for these stressed out elephants. More people are getting fake boobs during the pandemic.
Coronavirus pandemic causing a plastic surgery boom. Movie-watching Tesla driver crashed into the police again. Stressed out elephants at the Warsaw Poland zoo will be given marijuana relief. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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27.8.2020 • 15 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
No bra needed in France! Jamaican woman crashes car, wakes up with a British accent.
Jamaican woman acquires a British accident following a car accident. Japan faces a shortage of credit card numbers. Lockdown triggers a rise in bra-less women in France. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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26.8.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Vampire threatens to drink the blood of a cop. It snows chocolate after a factory malfunction.
Chocolate factory malfunction leads to a chocolate snowfall in a Swiss town. Wife in India seeks to divorce her perfect husband. Japan group offers scary coffin and chainsaw experience to help reduce stress. Vampire spits on police officer and threatens to drink his blood. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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25.8.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
Walmart man gave out “Covid Hugs”. New law requires you to walk your dog twice a day for an hour.
Germany proposes law that would require pet owners to walk their dogs twice a day for an hour. Man in Massachusetts Walmart gave customers a hug then told them “you now have Covid”. California school board told Hansel and Gretel fairytale is unfair to witches. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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24.8.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
Fake dentist butt kisser. Lawyer high on marijuana gummy worms. Captain Kirk gets sexy at a bus stop
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Florida lawyer high on marijuana gummy worms led police on a high speed chase. Floridaman caught masturbating at a bus stop claims he’s Captain Kirk. 750 million genetically modified mosquitoes will be released in the Florida Keys. Fake dentist accused of kissing the butt of a woman with a toothache. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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22.8.2020 • 24 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Ninja museum was robbed of all its cash. Doctor performed amputation on his back porch, lost license
Missouri doctor lost medical license after performing an amputation on his own back porch. Cash was stolen from a safe inside the Ninja Museum in Japan. Parents in Italy no longer have to support their adult children say the courts. //
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20.8.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
See-through public toilets in Japan. Farmer. Farmer defaced his enemy grave dressed as a woman.
Arkansas farmer disguised himself as a woman and defaced the grave of his nemesis using animal carcasses. Bride’s mom is kicked out of wedding after delivering a hateful speech about her daughter’s poor health. See-through public toilets in Japan. //
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19.8.2020 • 19 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Stop passing out drunk in the street! Surfer saves wife by punching great white shark.
Surfer in Australia saves his wife by punching a great white shark. Police in Okinawa Japan want to stop citizens from passing out drunk in the middle of the street. Man in India creates a life size wax model of his dead wife for a housewarming party. //
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18.8.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
Restaurant apologizes for weighing their customers. Bomb-sniffing cyborg locusts on the way!
China restaurant apologizes for weighing their customers. A 12 year old girl was caught on camera gambling at a casino in Australia. Researchers are creating bomb-sniffing cyborg locusts. //
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17.8.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 2 Sekunden
The drugs aren’t mine cuz the pants aren’t mine! Man stole beef jerky to go with his bag of heroin.
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Floridaman steals beef jerky then gets caught with heroin. Floridaman tells police the drugs in his pockets aren’t his because the pants aren’t his. Homeless Floridaman lives inside empty sports stadium suite for two weeks. Floridawoman accused of spraying roach killer in husband’s face and hiding cannabis inside her bra. //
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14.8.2020 • 15 Protokoll, 53 Sekunden
Sex doll sales increasing during lockdown. Stay in the last Blockbuster video store - it’s on Airbnb
Lockdowns have led to a huge spike in sex doll sales. Unsold beer being turned into renewable energy in Australia. World’s last Blockbuster video store will be available on Airbnb. //
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13.8.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Guacamole maker explosion kills mayor. “The Movie You Will Never See” will be released in year 2115.
Man fined for breaking curfew and going to DJ practice in Australia. The Movie You Will Never See to be released in the year 2115. Colorado prison escapee caught 50 years later in New Mexico. Guacamole maker explodes in New York killing a former mayor. //
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12.8.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 59 Sekunden
Airline will pay for your funeral if you die of the virus. No man-purses allowed in the casino!
Emirates airlines will pay your funeral expenses if you die from Covid-19. NASA will change harmful and discriminatory planet and galaxy nicknames. Gay man wasn't allowed into Arkansas casino with his purse. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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11.8.2020 • 15 Protokoll, 53 Sekunden
Official Wizard gets a salary. Man burns down apartment proposing to his girlfriend.
National Park Services issues bear attack advice: don't push your slower friends down to save yourself. British man paid $10k year to be New Zealand wizard. Man proposes to girlfriend with hundreds of candles and burns down their home. //
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10.8.2020 • 20 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
Floridaman can't stop coughing on people while another Floridaman fired a gun for social distancing.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman coughed at the police and said, "Hope you catch the Coronavirus!". Floridaman spit on a child and said, "Now you got Coronavirus!". Floridaman fired warning shots inside a Miami hotel because guests weren't social distancing. Floridaman bought a $140,000 Porsche with check he printed from home computer. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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7.8.2020 • 20 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
White Trash Bash 2020! Amazon delivery driver pooped in her lush garden.
Mayor in Brazil suggests rectal ozone therapy for your Covid-19. The annual white trash bash happened during pandemic. Amazon delivery driver pooped in this lady’s garden and she ain’t pleased.
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6.8.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 33 Sekunden
Drug smuggling cat escapes prison. The return of the zombie cicadas. Dinosaur cancer?
Researchers in Canada diagnose cancer in a dinosaur for the first time. Zombie cicadas under the influence of mind controlling fungus return to US. Missing sailors found on a tiny island after giant SOS in the sand. Drug smuggling cat escapes prison in Sri Lanka.
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5.8.2020 • 12 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
Man has penis built into his arm after losing his own. Robot dolphins! Flying cars!
Father in the UK had a penis built on his arm after losing his own to infection. New Hampshire is the first state to allow flying cars on the road. Robot dolphins could replace live animals at aquariums and zoos.
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4.8.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Human penis and testicles found in a freezer. Bars ban The song Sweet Caroline amid Covid fears.
Australian police find severed human penis and testicles in what may be a castration ring. Ireland bans Neil Diamond’s Sweet Caroline from venues amid coronavirus fears. Chicago Dunkin Donuts employee arrested after cop finds mucus in his cup of coffee.
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3.8.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 57 Sekunden
Naked Florida tells police he's Batman. Floridaman threatens employees with ax over wearing a mask.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked Floridaman tells deputy that he's Batman. Floridaman threatened grocery store employees with ax after told to wear a mask. Florida grandmother arrested for punching grandson who poured her vodka down drain. Truck stop where Florida woman bit camel in testicles will be closing its wild animal petting zoo.
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31.7.2020 • 22 Protokoll, 21 Sekunden
Free pizza for anyone named Karen. Doctor warns of demon sperm. Students fake their own kidnapping.
Domino’s in Australia is giving free pizza to anyone named Karen IF they wear a mask. Texas doctor who tried to sell a fake Covid-19 cure also believes in demon sperm. Chinese students in Australia are being scammed into faking their own kidnapping.
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30.7.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Threesomes during the pandemic are on the rise. Couple wins legal battle to name their son Lucifer.
Baboons at a British safari park have armed themselves with knives and chainsaws. British couple win battle to name their son Lucifer. San Antonio Texas is in top cities for threesomes during the pandemic.
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29.7.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
Silver poop baffles doctors. Sacrificial animals should be purchased online this year.
Washington DC woman rushed to hospital because her poo suddenly turned silver. Vermont farmer found prosthetic leg lost by a skydiver on his farm field. Pakistan urges worshippers to buy sacrificial animals online for this year's festival to prevent Covid-19. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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28.7.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
Identical twins about to get pregnant by same man. Zookeeper grew weed in the Rhinoceros habitat.
Zookeeper fired for growing pot inside the rhinoceros habitat in Austria. Goat arrested in India for not wearing a mask. World's most Identical twins share a boyfriend and also plan to get pregnant at the same time (Australia). Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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27.7.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 52 Sekunden
Covid Parties in Florida. Mysterious blue hole off coast. Floridaman enters Canada without stopping.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Hundreds gather at Covid-19 parties in Osceola County to spread the virus. Mysterious blue hole off the Florida coast wows scientists. Florida Governor won't close gyms cuz he says "those people are in good shape.". Floridaman enters Canada without stopping at the border in Niagara. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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24.7.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Legalize toplessness in Minneapolis. Mysterious car with Covid-19 license plate continues to baffle.
Minneapolis parks vote on legalizing toplessness. Mystery surrounds a car with Covid-19 license plate in Canada. Michigan jeweler buries $1 million worth of treasure and sells tickets to the quest.
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23.7.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
Hostage ends after President endorses Joaquin Phoenix film. Gondola tours deal with fat tourists.
Hostage situation ends after President of Ukraine endorses a 2005 Joaquin Phoenix film about animals. Venice Italy gondola tours reduce capacity for fat tourists. 82 year old woman in Japan beats away a bear with a punch.
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22.7.2020 • 20 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Darth Vader wins the Jamaican lottery. Man arrested for printing porn for his pals inside Walmart.
Lottery winner in Jamaica claims $95 million dressed as Darth Vader. Utah man arrested for printing porn inside Walmart for his homies. Covid Knights battle the spread of Coronavirus I Sweden. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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21.7.2020 • 13 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Woman pretends to be a dog, makes six figures. Teens dressing up like grandma's to buy alcohol.
Teenagers are dressing up as mask wearing grandmother's in order to illegally buy alcohol. Woman quit her day job to earn six figures a month pretending to be a dog. Ohio man lost over 200 pounds to ride a new roller coaster. - Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian because I believe I your daily dose of weird af stories deserves a comedic spin.
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20.7.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Florida skinny dipper busted by a Canadian. “Join us Florida!And be infected by God’s Holy Carona!”
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Disney World offers mask free relaxation zones. Church tells parishioners: “Join us and be infected with God’s Holy Carona!”. Anti-mask advocates reward maskless diners with free dinners. Florida skinny dipper stopped short by concerned Canadian. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website http://Weirdafnews.com - FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
17.7.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Attacked with Boom Boom sauce. Give me the virus with your smiling face. Drunk Seagulls over ants.
Police looking for suspects that attacked an individual with Boom Boom sauce at a gas station. Indonesian airline with have flight attendants remove their masks after passengers complained they couldn’t see their smiles. Seagulls are getting drunk during Flying Ant season in the UK.
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16.7.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Black Plague squirrel alert in Colorado. Fan of apocalyptic films? Then you’ll love this pandemic.
Squirrel tests positive for the Black Plague in Colorado. Canadian town learns to coexist with polar bears using radar. Fans of apocalyptic films handle the pandemic very well research shows. SUPPORT the podcast by joining the Patreon. Http://Patreon.com/Weirdafnews - FOLLOW Jonesy http://instagram.com/funnyjones and check out the new website for Weird AF News - http://weirdafnews.com
15.7.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Fewer farts from the cows in your Whopper! Art exhibition allowed visitors to steal the artwork.
Burger King introduces a new Whopper made from cows that burp and fart less. Tokyo art exhibition invited thievery on purpose. Samoan stayed in prison an extra four years because nobody told him he was done.
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14.7.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Bite a seagull, save a Happy Meal. Dead cat received a voter registration application in the mail.
Man bites seagull after it tried to steal his McDonald's meal. Dead cat received a voter registration application in the mail for Georgia. Cops raided a party in Melbourne after following a large KFC meal order.
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13.7.2020 • 15 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Human head found on road. Lawn mower DUI. Brain-eating amoeba alert. Insane ramen noodle lady.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida issues warning about rare brain-eating amoeba. Human head found on side of road in Florida. Floirdaman's DUI arrest is his sixth but first on a lawn mower. Florida family finds a strange woman in their kitchen cooking ramen noodles.
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10.7.2020 • 26 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Sex toys and Animal Crossing - a new connection. Fried chicken and beer banned on Korean beaches.
Fried chicken and beer have been banned in Korean beaches to prevent Covid-19. Animal Crossing video game meets buttplugs. With flights cancelled, man sails the Atlantic ocean to visit his 90 year old dad.
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9.7.2020 • 20 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
No gender on the Dutch ID cards. No deodorant on the smelly subway and wear your mask.
Dutch ID cards will soon omit gender. Man in stolen vehicle crashed into another person who happened to be in a stolen vehicle. Don't wear deodorant on the subway says Berlin transportation company.
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8.7.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Lady urine bread anyone? Coronavirus party - first to get sick wins! US to stop paying dead people.
Senate passes bill to end payments to dead people. French engineer unveils bread made from wheat fertilised with women's urine. Young people are throwing Coronavirus parties with a payout when one gets infected.
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7.7.2020 • 25 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Bootleg helicopter operation shut down. Walmart parking lots will now be drive-in movie theaters.
Bootleg Helicopter operation shut down. Supermarkets snub monkey labor coconut products. Walmart is transforming parking lots into drive-in movie theaters.
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6.7.2020 • 23 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Lap dances are okay during pandemic. Lady tried to steal puppy with a taser. Bleach rampage time!
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman calls 911 demanding a taxpayer-sponsored ride and gets driven to jail. Florida woman jailed after going on a bleach rampage. Lap dances are okay at Miami strip clubs but no liquor after midnight. Florida woman threatened couple with a taser as she tried to steal their puppy.
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3.7.2020 • 28 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Jesus as a lesbian in new film? Rapper Vanilla Ice will perform in Texas despite pandemic baby.
Rapper Vanilla Ice will peform in Texas despite the pandemic. Paris Jackson, daughter of Michael Jackson, to play Jesus in a film supposedly as a Lesbian. Canadian Tire stores close when all their items scan as Mr. Potato Head at checkout.
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2.7.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 25 Sekunden
Sailors need to quit LSD says US Navy. How would you like a perfume that smells like outer space?
Navy tells their sailors: please top buying LSD on the dark web. NASA is about to sell a perfume that smells like outer space. Let this man in Potsdam keep his dang toilet garden!
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1.7.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
Who dares to poop outside the Queen's vacation castle? Golden Girls episode removed for mud masks?
Resident of an old home plummeted into an abyss underneath his house. People are defecating outside the Queen's Scotland vacation home. Hulu removes 1988 episode of Golden Girls because they wear mud masks.
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30.6.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Get a Ninja degree! One in three pilots in Pakistan have a fake license.
A beat in Italy has been sentenced to death after attacking hikers. Nearly 1 in 3 pilots in Pakistan have fake licenses. Japan University awards first ever Ninja studies degree.
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29.6.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Floirdaman tried to steal a plane to fly weed to his girlfriend. Man with machete face tattoo attack
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Florida man tried to steal a plane to fly to his girlfriend amd get high. Angry Florida woman loses her mind over wearing masks. Florida woman sues for paternity test on some goats. Man with machete tattoo in his face attacked a man with a machete.
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26.6.2020 • 19 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
Lady coughed on a baby at Yogurtland and is wanted by police. Disposable urinals are the rage.
Police ate looking for a woman that coughed on a baby three times at Yogurtland. Disposable urinals are one of this sunmer's hit items. Tinder's new catfish detection system is available in Europe.
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25.6.2020 • 23 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
Genitalia trauma caused by pandemic? Why are sports stadiums filled with cardboard fans?
The pandemic may contribute to genitalia trauma. Barcelona opera reopens to an audience or pretty plants. Why are sports stadiums filled with cardboard fans?
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24.6.2020 • 23 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
Male cat owners are not attractive according to study. Dumpster swimming pools no longer allowed.
Men with cats are less desirable for dating a new study shows. Philadelphia shuts down dumpster swimming pools this summer. New rules for hairdressers includes no more small talk.
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23.6.2020 • 18 Protokoll
Man smuggles cocaine inside artificial penis. Kids asked to plan their own funeral as homework.
Man smuggles cocaine inside an artificial penis. 13 year old school children asked to plan their own funeral as homework assignment. Cambodia demands $2500 Coronavirus deposit from travelers crossing their border.
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22.6.2020 • 22 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Florida strippers: fake kidnappings, ripping power meters off buildings, and eating their shirts.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Stripper Edition - Stripper arrested for fighting and ripping power meter off a building, stripper offered officers oral pleasure to let her go, stripper lied about being kidnapped to cover up cheating, stripper threw a coconut at a man filming her, stripper arrested for DUI tries to eat her own shirt.
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19.6.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 2 Sekunden
Man sues his date for herpes. Recent college grad gets a job as a human scarecrow.
Man sues his date for over $100k for giving him herpes through a kiss. Fantasy fairy village in Georgia will be ruined by a new highway. Recent college graduate gets a job as a human scarecrow.
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18.6.2020 • 19 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
CGI sex scenes are coming to Hollywood. Women are worshipping a Coronavirus Goddess in India.
Hollywood prepares for CGI sex scenes for film and television. FDA approved a videogame to treat kids with ADHD. Indian women are worshipping a Coronavirus goddess named Corona Mai.
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17.6.2020 • 19 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Call your parents racist on Facebook and you could go to jail. Airport offers pretend travel tours.
Taiwan airport offers pretend to go abroad airport tours amid Covid-19 pandemic. Veterans protest Rhode Island donut shop that ended police discounts. Mississippi woman charged with obscene communications after calling her parents racists on Facebook.
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16.6.2020 • 24 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Invest in Somali pirates! Man on horse and buggy denied service at KFC drive-thru.
Woman attempts suicide in Japan but is saved by 20 sumo wrestlers. Somali pirates are now luring investors. Traveler denied service at KFC drive-thru because he was on horse and buggy.
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15.6.2020 • 21 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Porn star runs for office in Florida. Circumcision protest? Man lets 12 year old girl drive 85 mph.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man lets a 12 year old girl drive his jeep 85 mph so he could be a cool dad. Florida man strips naked at a flea market, steals a car, breaks into a home and tries to kiss an old woman. Foreskin theft! Activists in Florida pretest circumcision. Porn star is running for office in Florida.
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12.6.2020 • 22 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
Why point a gun at your genitals? Donkey arrested for gambling. President can't nuke hurricanes.
Police in Pakistan arrest a donkey for gambling. Bill proposal would prevent the President from nuking hurricanes. US gun owners are pointing loaded guns at their genitals and taking selfies and here's why.
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11.6.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Miss Hitler jailed for being in a Neo Nazi group. Hotel in Germany bans overweight guests.
Miss Hitler participant jailed for being part of a Neo Nazi terror group. German hotel bans overweight guests. Bored man opens a saloon for squirrels.
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10.6.2020 • 23 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Wear covid masks during sex, experts say. Man breaks into bank just to microwave a hot pocket.
Man puts cell phone charger cable inside his penis and needs operation. Couples should wear face masks during sex new study finds. California man broke into a bank just to heat up a hot pocket.
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9.6.2020 • 19 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Divorces rise after quarantine uncovers polygamy. DMV says no homemade license plates please.
Divorces rise after quarantine uncovers lots of polygamy. New Looney Tunes cartoon gets rid of guns but dynamite is still fine for kids. The DMV asks customers to please don't make your own homemade license plate.
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8.6.2020 • 20 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Woman calls 911 for sex with an officer, man says his guns belong to John Wick, drive-through botox
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman calls 911 and tries to have sex with officer. Florida man says the guns aren't his, they belong to John Wick. Florida offers drive-thru botox for Quarantined residents. Naked Florida man terrorizes a family.
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5.6.2020 • 19 Protokoll, 53 Sekunden
Porn star arrested for killing a man with toad venom. Man threw a large pickle at a highway worker.
Spanish porn star arrested over toad venom ceremony. Massachusetts man threw a large pickle at a highway worker for no reason. Belgian man has been receiving pizzas he never ordered for nine years.
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4.6.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Having sex with someone you don't live with is illegal. Man threatened to release riot control bees.
Having sex with someone you don't live with is now illegal in UK. Don't lick that sex pavement lichen please. Man threatened to unleash riot control bees at a riot.
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3.6.2020 • 15 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Sneezing fetish during pandemic. Man claims he makes "healthy meth". Blue Jeans Johnny Jogger!
People with sneezing fetish have divided feelings about being active during pandemic. Police arrest a man who claimed he was making healthy meth. U.S. pro runner aims to smash world's fastest mile wearing blue jeans.
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2.6.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Sex workers okay but no sports just yet. People in the UK are fixing their own teeth during lockdown
Sex workers may get back to business but sports remain prohibited in Switzerland. People in China are angry at new law ordering a cooling off period before divorce. Virus lockdown forces people in UK to become their own dentists.
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1.6.2020 • 20 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Kicking chickens, a kidnapping, sex at the intersection and huge prom plans in Florida.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man kicks a chicken like a football for no reason. Florida woman accused of giving homeless man oral sex at busy intersection. Florida man kidnaps girl and forces her to drive him through Coronavirus checkpoint. Florida woman is planning a prom for 2,200 high school students.
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29.5.2020 • 21 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Sexual fetish involving machetes, a broom, and the wrong address. No screaming on rollercoasters!
No screaming on rollercoasters is the rule as Japan reopens theme parks. Study shoe that beards may have evolved so men could take a punch to the head. Men hired for another man's broom related sex fantasy show up at the wrong home with machetes.
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28.5.2020 • 21 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Man arrested for stealing hundreds flip flops to have sex with. One table restaurant opening soon.
Man arrested in Thailand for stealing over 100 pairs of flip flops to have sex with. India detains a pigeon on suspicion of being a Pakistani spy. Single table for one diner restaurant to open in Sweden.
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28.5.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Show your nudes at the Denmark border. Bear wrestling at a zoo without a mask will get you fined.
Brothers in Bolivia allow a black widow spider to bite them in hopes they turn into Spiderman. Polish man faces a fine for wrestling a bear at the zoo without a mask thus breaking Covid-19 rules. Denmark asks romantic travelers to show proof of their love upon entering the border.
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26.5.2020 • 26 Protokoll, 2 Sekunden
Gay BDSM club considered essential. Indians defy lockdown and hold a massive funeral for a cow.
Phantom lock picket opens who Paris parks at night has become a folk hero. Defying lockdown, Indians have a massive cow funeral. Michigan governor declares gay BDSM club to be an essential business.
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25.5.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Florida man airs out his penis while driving. Florida mom still showers with 20 year old daughter.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man arrested for exposing himself while driving, claims he was "just airing it out". Florida mother still showers with her 20 year-old adult daughter each day. Florida's Covid-19 website designer accused of posting revenge porn.
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22.5.2020 • 24 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
Waist down massage only when parlours open up? No spitting on your balls during cricket match.
Mayor pretends to be dead from Covid-19 in order to avoid arrest for breaking lockdown to go drinking. Thai massage shops will open for waist down massage only. ICC will ban the use of saliva to shine cricket balls.
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21.5.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Topless weekend at Texas beach leads to 200 arrests. Dance clubs to reopen, but no dancing allowed.
Nearly 200 arrested and two people shot during Go Topless Jeep Weekend at a Texas beach. Berlin dance clubs will reopen with strict no dancing rules. Texas county tests Zoom trial and juror leaves his screen to take a phone call in the middle of it all.
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20.5.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Sex dolls replaced a crowd at soccer match. Woman rescues a 9 week old banana left inside her desk.
Soccer team apologizes for putting sex dolls in the stands during live match. Trucks used to store Coronavirus bodies will now be used to transport food. Woman returned to her office to rescue a banana she left in her desk for 9 weeks.
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19.5.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
"Lockdown sex" buddy is what you need. Priest sprays holy water out squirt gun during distancing.
Dutch Government says go find yourself a lockdown sex buddy. Priest sprays holy water out of a squirt gun to maintain social distancing during mass. Penguins poop out so much laughing gas it makes researchers crazy high.
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18.5.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Florida woman kisses everyone while calling 911. Protestors demand gyms reopen while doing push-ups.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman tried to kiss strangers at a bar while calling 911 to complain about the lack of social distancing. Protestors calling for gyms to reopen do push-ups and squats outside Florida courthouse. Florida man dives into Bass Pro Shop fish tank and posts video on Facebook.
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15.5.2020 • 21 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Fake boobs and muscles for your next Zoom date? Restaurant will put mannequins at empty tables.
Restaurant will put mannequins at empty tables to make social distancing less awkward. Company sells fake breasts and muscles for your next Zoom virtual date. Bill would make it legal to drive drunk at your own home in Virginia.
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14.5.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 12 Sekunden
100 year old woman beats the Coronavirus. Why millions of people pretending to be ants on Facebook?
100 year old Russian woman beats coronavirus. A million people are pretending to be ants on Facebook for therapy. American flies to Germany undercover disguised as an airport janitor to meet his girlfriend.
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13.5.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Please don't masturbate in IKEA. During lockdown stay angry at your family less than ten minutes.
IKEA in China reminds customers to not masturbate inside stores. Live American sports returns to ESPN with American Cornhole Competition league. Russia recommends staying angry at family less than ten minutes during lockdown.
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12.5.2020 • 21 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
911 my crotch is on fire!! 20,000 teenagers were just given a driver's license without a road test.
20,000 Georgia teenagers were just given a license while road tests are suspended. Woman charged after calling 911 to have fire put out in her crotch. LA County jail inmates trying to infect themselves with Coronavirus. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
11.5.2020 • 15 Protokoll, 2 Sekunden
Florida man tries to stab the devil out of his roommate. Man caught quarantining on Disney island.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man arrested for trying to quarantine on Disney's Discovery Island. "Satan is still in me!", says Florida man who stabs roommate to release the devil inside. Florida woman begs to be arrested after being pulled over for DUI with 3 children in her car.
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8.5.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Free weed and booze for quarrantined homeless. Drawing rainbows certainly will make you gay!
San Francisco delivers weed, alcohol and tobacco to addicts Quarrantined in hotels. Pandemic shuts down Nepal's Himalayan Viagra harvest this year. Turkish officials ordered children to stop drawing rainbows because they think it's a plot to make them gay.
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7.5.2020 • 19 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Pee Your Pants Challenge! Pope helps transgender prostitutes who lack customers during pandemic.
Pope offers aid to transgender prostitutes without customers. New social media challenge: Pee Your Pants Challenge. German zombie hunters stopped at Swedish border with Hummer full of crossbows.
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6.5.2020 • 25 Protokoll, 52 Sekunden
Sperm smoothies to fight Coronavirus? Fire marshal warns not to microwave your face mask.
Utah police stop five year old driving to California to buy a Lamborghini. Woman drinks sperm smoothies to fight the Coronavirus. Spike in fire fatalities in Ontario prompt warning to not microwave face masks.
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5.5.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
Drive-thru funerals? Police seek person dressed as a creepy 27th century plague doctor.
Police hunt for person wearing a freepy 27th century plague doctor costume. Third Russian doctor mysteriously falls from a hospital window after virus complaint. Funeral home offer drive thru viewings during Covid-19 lockdown.
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4.5.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 6 Sekunden
Road raging mating alligators. Please don't remove your own moles during quarantine, urges doctor.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida authorities warn people of road raging mating alligators. Welcome mat at Florida home read, "Come back with a warrant", so police returned with a warrant and found drugs. Florida dermatologist urges people to stop removing their own moles while in quarantine.
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2.5.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 52 Sekunden
Top 10 Weird AF Coronavirus Conspiracy Theories
There are many weird af Coronavirus related conspiracy theories floating around the web these days and I have compiled the top 10 weirdest.
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30.4.2020 • 22 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
Help defeat potato mountain by eating fries. Spain sprays the beach with bleach to protect kids.
Spanish officials apologize for spraying bleach on the beach. Belgians urged to eat more fries to help deplete the "potato mountain." Swedish city will dump a ton of chicken manure in a park to deter visitors.
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29.4.2020 • 21 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
Tupac Shakur is alive in Kentucky awaiting unemployment. German police bust underground hair salons.
German police bust underground hair salons. Tupac Shakur is alive in Kentucky awaiting his unemployment check. FDA urges manufacturers to make hand sanitizer taste worse.
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28.4.2020 • 20 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Masturbation is up. WAY up. Indian man pretended to be an onion dealer to beat the lockdown.
People are masturbating more in Quarantine study says. Indian man buys 28 tons of onions and drives 869 miles disguised as an onion dealer to beat lockdown. Manhole cover thieves in China could now get the death penalty.
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27.4.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
Florida Church sold bleach Coronavirus miracle cure. Grim Reaper will troll Florida's opened beaches
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man will dress as Grim Reaper and troll Florida's prematurely opened beaches. Florida "Church" sold bleach as a Coronavirus curing sacrament and got in trouble with FDA. Florida woman spit her chewed food onto food displays inside Walmart and was arrested.
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24.4.2020 • 23 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
Governor puts Hennessy in Coronavirus care packages. Rent a llama or goat for your Zoom meeting!
Kenya governor under fire after putting Hennessy bottles in Coronavirus care packages. Foreign tourists found isolating in a cave in India for a month. Rent a goat, llama or s donkey for your next Zoom meeting.
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23.4.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Testicles make you more vulnerable to the virus. President asks gangs to stop giving care packages.
Man eats 600 cheesesteaks in two years and the Coronavirus won't stop him. President of Mexico tells gangs to stop handing out virus care packages. Testicles may make you more vulnerable to the virus, study shows.
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22.4.2020 • 15 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Tinder dating is okay says Dr. Fauci. Woman's breast implant deflects a bullet, saves her life.
Woman's breast implants deflect a bullet and save her life. Indonesia locks Quarrantine violators inside haunted houses. Dr. Fauci says you can meet a Tinder date if you wanna risk it.
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21.4.2020 • 14 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Can farts spread Coronavirus? Stimulus checks in US being spent on tigers, dildos and guns.
Stimulus checks in America being spent on guns, dildos, tigers and stripper poles. Man forced to quarantine in a ghost town with a murderous past. Can Coronavirus be spread through farts?
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20.4.2020 • 19 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Wrestling is deemed "essential business" in Florida. Giant Easter cookout gathering broken up.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Large Easter cookout of over 100 people broken up by police during stay at home order. Florida Governor deems WWE an essential business. Florida judge tells lawyers to put on pants for your Zoom hearings.
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18.4.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
Free weed and Toilet paper handed out by masked man. Social distancing for bears?
Masked man hands out free weed and toilet paper during pandemic. Man made false pizza orders and said Italians should get the virus. Social distancing for bears advised by wildlife advocates. Woman fined for taking her turtle for a walk in Rome.
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17.4.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 12 Sekunden
Woman steals news van with reporter inside. Can't hug humans? Hug some trees and feel their energy!
Woman arrested after stealing a news van with reporter inside. Longest animal ever has been discovered off coast of Australia. The forest service recommends hugging some trees because you can't hug people.
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15.4.2020 • 21 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Woman's sexual attraction to chandeliers. Coronavirus lockdown spares Czech women an Easter beating.
Woman's attraction to chandeliers is not considered a sexual orientation. Coronavirus lockdown spares Czech women an Easter beating. Teenager sneaks friend to apartment inside a suitcase during lockdown.
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14.4.2020 • 15 Protokoll, 59 Sekunden
Sex doll "celebrity" wedding postponed. Woman brought her meth to police for virus testing.
Iowa woman brought her methamphetamines to the police station to be tested for Coronavirus. Bodybuilder actor postpones wedding to sex doll amid COVID outbreak. Ghosts volunteer to scare Indonesians into staying at home.
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13.4.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
Easter eggs with porn inside were delivered to 400 mailboxes. EMT spits on a cashier over floortape.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman pit 400 Easter eggs filled with porn in mailboxes. Florida EMT spit on a cashier because he was fed up with tape on the ground. Father daughter struck with baseball bats in Florida for telling college kids not to gather on the beach.
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10.4.2020 • 20 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
Isolation got you down? Try howling at the moon. Home cooking burn accidents are on the rise.
Canadians are howling at the moon to combat loneliness. Burn patients are clogging the hospital more than ever after spike in home cooking accidents. Michigan man wearing thong Coronavirus mask attacks man that mocked him.
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9.4.2020 • 19 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Don't buy the blood of virus victims on the web. Crowd breaks lockdown for Pink Floyd coverband show
Crowd breaks social gathering orders to attend Pink Floyd coverband show. Criminals are selling blood and saliva of virus victims on the Dark Web. Illinois mayor's wife found at a bar after gathering restriction order.
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8.4.2020 • 21 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Nudists in trouble for not wearing masks at nude beach. Robots replace Japanese graduating class.
Robots replace Japanese students at graduation. Nudists in trouble for not wearing masks at the nudie beach. Utah food bank hands out marijuana candy to dozens of families.
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7.4.2020 • 20 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
Mayor gets infected with virus on purpose. Horse and buggy drive thru testing center for the Amish.
Amish are getting drive through testing for horse and buggies. Easter Bunny and Tooth Fairy are essential workers according to New Zealand prime minister. Mayor sparks controversy by deliberately getting infected with the virus in Germany.
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6.4.2020 • 15 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Explosions and fires during gender reveal party. Stay at home except for church, it's a pandemic.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Explosion at a gender reveal party sparks a 10 acre wildfire. Florida is allowing church services during the Coronavirus pandemic. OJ Simpson can spot a Florida murderer when he sees one.
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3.4.2020 • 22 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
Dead daughter nudes posted by mom to memorialize her. Man dresses as a bush to break lockdown order.
Man dr eased up as a bush to sneak out of the house during virus lockdown. Mom posts nudes of her late daughter on social media to memorialize her. Baby chickens are sold out nationwide as Americans panic buy.
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2.4.2020 • 28 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Sex tape play-by-play during virus lockdown? Man arrested for pretending to be a ghost in a cemetery
Sports announcer Joe Buck says to stop sending him your homemade sex tapes to call.ply by play. Malaysia apologizes for telling women not to nag husbands during lockdown. Man arrested for pretending to be a ghost at a cemetery.
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1.4.2020 • 18 Protokoll
Use your pee to build a tinyhouse. Man drove 200 miles for $20 Ebay item with his wife in the trunk
Man arrested for teaching his dog how to drive during high speed chase with police. During lockdown, man drives 200 miles for an eBay item with his wife in the trunk. Astronaut urine can be used to build moon bases.
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31.3.2020 • 19 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Drink vodka and play hockey to cure the virus? Lady arrested for driving around for no reason.
Belarus president refuses to cancel anything and claims vodka and saunas can cure Coronavirus. French police receive bizarre lockdown questions from citizens. UK woman arrested for driving around endlessly for no reason.
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31.3.2020 • 21 Protokoll, 57 Sekunden
Cure Coronavirus by blowing hairdryer up the nose? Naked couple fight over a pee napkin at the mall.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida politician says Coronavirus can be cured by blowing a hairdryer up your nose. Naked couple found wrestling in a car outside a Florida mall during a fight over a pee napkin. Mystery diner leaves a $10k tip at a Florida restaurant prior to lock down.
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27.3.2020 • 27 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Man seduced by a dolphin named Dolly. Adopt a lonely grandparent to comfort during isolaton.
Adopt a lonely grandparent to keep them company during isolation. Doctors warn against doing the Coronavirus Challenge. Man has sex with a dolphin named Dolly, claiming she seduced him.
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26.3.2020 • 23 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Cut down on rim jobs says NYC. Old man leaves lockdown to hunt Pokemon.
Old man broke the lockdown in Spain to hunt Pokemon. Foo Fighters band claim their recording studio was haunted by ghosts. New York City declares war on rim jobs.
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25.3.2020 • 14 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Naked hand sanitizer wrestling. African king goes on a mad axe rampage.
Strip club offers drive-thru strip shows and naked hand sanitizer wrestling. South African king goes on an axe rampage in the palace. Factory working around the clock to provide enough mac n cheese to feed Canada during the virus.
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24.3.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Testicle Festival delayed from virus. Lady gave birth in the toilet paper aisle of a Walmart.
Testicle Festival is put on hold in Deerfield. Lady gave birth in the toilet paper aisle of a Walmart in Missouri. Religious freaks claim they are immune from Coronavirus.
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23.3.2020 • 23 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Spring breakers only care about one kinda Corona! Man eats stolen debit card in front of cops.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Spring breakers in Florida are partying like there's no virus! Florida man tries to eat stolen debit card in front of police. Florida man arrested twice in two days for impersonating a police officer.
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21.3.2020 • 28 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Mexican toilet paper to the rescue! First breast milk dispensary opens in a place that needs it.
First breast milk dispensary opens iin PA. Mayor asks people to stop shooting each other to save hospital beds for virus victims. Americans going into Mexico for toilet paper.
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19.3.2020 • 19 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Man dressed as T. Rex caught leaving house during lockdown. Yoga ban lifted but no namaste's pleased
Person under Coronavirus lockdown in Spain tries to leave home dressed as a T. Rex dinosaur. College student suspended for not dating a girl after he kissed her. Alabama bill will undo the ban on yoga in schools but prohibit all namaste's.
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18.3.2020 • 27 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Can you wipe your butt with banana leafs? Lady thinks block of cheese is a bar of soap.
Clogging our sewage systems with toilet paper substitutes. Woman discovers bar of soap she was using is actually block of cheese. Isreal wants to monitor virus patients phones.
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17.3.2020 • 15 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Don't masturbate with hand sanitizer, doctors warn. Have you tried "tractor" therapy for the virus?
Please don't masturbate with hand sanitizer. Belarusian leader proposes tractor therapy for the virus. Report of a lion loose in the streets turns out to be a large dog with weird haircut.
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16.3.2020 • 22 Protokoll, 6 Sekunden
Beheading athletes is an option for one angry gambler. Florida man refuses to NOT be a dentist.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Cow keeps evading police who claim it's "faster than it looks". Man charged with practicing dentistry without a license AGAIN. Gambler accused of threatening to behead Florida pro athletes.
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13.3.2020 • 30 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Hawaiian pizza voted off the menu in Canada. Student suspended for selling squirts of sanitizer.
Student suspended for selling squirts of hand sanitizer to classmates. Volunteers offered $4,500 to be infected with Coronavirus for study. Hawaiian pizza voted off the menu by customers in Canada.
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12.3.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
How strip clubs are handling the Coronavirus outbreak. Exploding Hamme Festival injures 43 people
Exploding Hammer Festival in Mexico injures 43 people. How are strip clubs handling the Coronavirus outbreak? Paintball guns approved for hazing bears in Montana.
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11.3.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 53 Sekunden
Marines drinking cobra blood will not be tolerated. Chess players die from laughing gas.
Easyjet plane forced to turn back rwice because of drunk passengers. PETA demands the Marines stop drinking cobra blood and eating live animals. Two too chess players die in apparent accident involving laughing gas.
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10.3.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
Sex change to avoid execution. Red wine flows from taps instead of water in Italian village.
Homosexuals in Iran are having sex reassignment surgery to avoid execution. US bans electric shock treatment on children with special needs at Boston school. Red wine flowed from the taps in an Italian village instead of water.
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9.3.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 11 Sekunden
Man threatens family with Coldplay lyrics. Guy goes on sledgehammer spree to kill his demons.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man threatened his family with Coldplay lyrics and then ended standoff with SWAT team with pizza. Man tried to kill the Demons tormenting him by going on a sledgehammer spree. Man arrested after tackling a deacon during Saturday mass.
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6.3.2020 • 21 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Murdered pizza delivery drivers. Will your own cat eat your dead corpse?
Two Indiana pizza parlors fined for not reporting that their delivery drivers were murdered. Will your cat eat your dead corpse? Woman tried to make a dead possum repent for its sins in middle of the road.
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5.3.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Ghost of famous writer caught on camera throwing books. Vegan wants meat eaters to shut windows.
Ghost of Agatha Christie throws her own books at local museum. Vegan tells neighbors to shut their windows when cooking meat and receives deserved online backlash. Lady discovered the plant she watered for two years is actually a plastic plant.
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4.3.2020 • 20 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Haunted voice of Jesus coming through the walls. Satanic pig heads on stakes at the beach.
Family haunted by voices of Christ coming from the walls for 6 years. Beans grown using music festival urine are tainted with drugs. Pigs on stakes at an Irish beach seems like Satan was here.
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3.3.2020 • 19 Protokoll, 12 Sekunden
Army of ducks will battle army of locusts. It's new! It's Japanese! It's sliced mayonnaise?
Army of Chinese ducks will do battle with Pakistani locusts. Japan debuts sliced mayonnaise. Man is stabbing women with a semen filled syringe.
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2.3.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Florida lady kills boyfriend by zipping him inside suitcase. Elderly patient gets unwanted toe suck.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman kills boyfriend by zipping him inside a suitcase. The Kettle Kid makes a profit off his nut allergy. Sitter arrested for sucking an elderly patient's toes.
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28.2.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Holocaust themed carnival parade creates a stir. Prison inmates trade hostage for a Mars bar.
Spanish Holocaust themed parade caused an outcry. Irish prison inmates trade their weapons for a candy bar during hostage standoff. MLB pitcher Madison Bumgarner uses an alias to participate in pro rodeo tournaments.
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27.2.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 6 Sekunden
Lady urinating alcohol in rare condition. Do not put frozen potatoes in your butt!
First known case of person who urinates alcohol. Doctors warn people not to put frozen potatoes in their butt. Man calls cop on girlfriend for being too rough during sex.
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26.2.2020 • 19 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Walk around naked with llamas and pay for it! Mysterious pillowcases full of snakes.
Now you can go walking naked with llamas in the UK! Zamboni driver fills in for NHL goalie in a pro game for the win. Pillowcases full of snakes have been left at the doorstep of a fire station and no one knows why of from who?
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25.2.2020 • 20 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Flat Earther crashes his homemade rocket and dies. Swarm of 40,000 bees shut down street.
Famous Flat Earther Mad Mike Hughes dies in a home made rocket crash. Police stung by 40,000 bees while responding to single bee sting in California. Passenger in Japan pulls emergency chord to stop train over a person coughing.
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24.2.2020 • 25 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
Snake orgy causes park shut down. Jars of human tongues found under a home, but whos?
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Snake orgy shuts down a Florida park. Jars of tongues discovered under Florida home. Florida mom saves daughter and dog from attacking otter.
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21.2.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Air freshener that smells like a schoolgirl in your passenger seat. Porn shot in a library.
Air freshener that smell like school girls in your car sells out in Japan. Teenager pees on a crowd while zip lining through Las Vegas. Porn shot in Santa Monica library during business hours.
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20.2.2020 • 16 Protokoll
Opioid vending machines coming! Dog owners take more photos if their pet than their spouse.
Woman claims man kidnapped her, forced her to watch Roots in order to understand racism. Opioid vending machine opens in Vancouver. Study: Dog owners take more photos of their pet than their spouse.
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19.2.2020 • 15 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Vagina super glued shut by jealous husband. Toilet paper heist by Honk Kong gang.
Major gang related toilet paper heist in Hong Kong. Husband sealed his cheating wife's vagina closed with super glue. First guy to walk across Antarctica did so after pooping his pants without spare underwear.
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18.2.2020 • 21 Protokoll, 21 Sekunden
Forced vasectomies on all men age 50? Fake baby photographer drugs moms to steal their babies.
Bill would force vasectomies on men age 50 and up. Woman claims to be baby photographer, drugs mothers to steal their babies. Japan has an amazing lost and found system.
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17.2.2020 • 21 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Emotional support chickens cannot save this Florida man arrested for the 66th time.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Emotional support chickens will be allowed in Floriday city. Man pulls over officer to ask for directions, gets busted for DUI. Man gets arrested for the 66th time.
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14.2.2020 • 24 Protokoll, 11 Sekunden
Man robs a bank on a date, forced woman to be getaway driver. Jet lands after drunk man eats phone.
He met her on a datig app, then he robbed a bank and made her the getaway driver. Easy Jet flight forced to land aftee a drink man ate his cell phone. Canadian military tries to lure women with short skirts and bling.
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13.2.2020 • 22 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Free porn for all coronavirus cruise passengers. One in ten people have the wrong father.
Man falls into frozen Mississippi river because Google maps told him to. Free porn offered to Coronovirus cruise passengers. One in ten people are mistaken about the identity of their father.
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12.2.2020 • 15 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
Vagina smelling incense by a pop singer! Sex crazed bats attacking all the kids.
Eryka Badu releasing incense that smells like her vagina. Welfare director used funds to pay for a WWE wrestler's drug rehab. Sex crazed bats are attacking the kids.
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11.2.2020 • 15 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Cut off a clitoris and save a music career. Man arrested for stealing a steamroller.
School calls police on 6 year old with down syndrome for pointing at teacher. African singer threatens to cut off her own clitoris in order to focus more on her music. Man arrested in Massachusetts for stealing a steamroller.
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10.2.2020 • 14 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
We want our foreskin back! Herpes Monkeys. Police find drugs in bag labeled, "Bag full of drugs"
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Anti circumcision protestors rage: "We want our foreskin back!", Herpes monkeys spreading across Florida. Police find narcotics im bag labeled, "Bag full of drugs".
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7.2.2020 • 19 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
White racist women dinner party. Blind man's vision returns after being hit by a car.
Student Loan Company sent an Ohio man 55,000 copies of the same letter. Meet the liberal women that pay too much to admit they're racist over dinner. Blind man's vision returns after being hit by a car.
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6.2.2020 • 17 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Can I speak to Agent Penis? Porn warnings will be required under new proposal.
Avocado crime soars right before Superbowl. Porn labels will be required in Utah prroposal. Woman arrested again for asking for Agent Penis.
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5.2.2020 • 19 Protokoll, 43 Sekunden
Drinking cow urine won't stop coronavirus. Church holds late Sunday "Hangover Service".
Man causes Google Maps traffic jam using 99 cell phones in a push cart. Consuming cow urine or cow dung will not prevent coronavirus. Church holds Sunday services for hungover worshippers.
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4.2.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Woman bites off man's tongue on first date. No-armed beauty queen crowned.
Mexico crowns beauty queen who happens to have no arms. Outrage after bar offers Corona Virus Beer Special. Woman bites off man's tongue after make out warning.
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3.2.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Florida Python Bowl 2020. Day care worker fired for writing all over a child.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Day care worker fired for writing messages on a child's stomach. Python Bowl 2020 is a snake hunting competition. Car vending machines on the rise.
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31.1.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 11 Sekunden
Man smokes marijuana while in the court for marijuana. Postal worker hides mail in a storage unit.
US postal worker hid mail inside storage unit for a year as he was too overwhelmed to deliver. Man arrested for smoking marijuana while in court for marijuana. Experts say husbands are taking too long to poop.
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30.1.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Breastfeeding grown men is popular in Africa. Fairies will kill all fisherman in Scotland.
African men are demanding to be breastfed. Fish farm rejected after fairy warnings. German police callee after store sells Nazi Beer.
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29.1.2020 • 22 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Dipping testicles in soy sauce on video? Marrying ghosts is still popular in rural China.
TikTok users are dipping their testicles in soy sauce in a new viral challenge. Lady serial pooper arrested for defecating in parking lot. Ghost Marriages are still a tradition in rural China.
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28.1.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
"Penis Man" artist taken down by armed SWAT team. Masturbate with banana peels? Docs say no.
"Penis Man" graffiti artist arrested by heavily armed SWAT officers. Doctors beg men not to masturbate with banana peels. Texas man is eating nothing but dog food for 30 days.
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27.1.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Iguanas falling from the sky equals meat for sale. Lady makes a bomb inside Walmart.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Iguanas are falling from trees and people are selling the meat online. Mother - daughter psychic team gets prison for defrauding customers. Woman arrested for making a bomb in a mason jar in Walmart.
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24.1.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Porn star GoFundMe for military cadet, who wanted a date. Man discovered his own grave in a cemetery
Man claims "I'm still alive, *ssholes!", After discovering his own grave. Outrage after Chinese theme park forced a pig to bungee jump. West Point cadet used Gofundme to pay for a porn star to attend his dance.
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23.1.2020 • 23 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
Sperm from dead guys okay? China is pajama shaming.
Chinese city sorry for shaming people for wearing pajamas in public. Sperm donations from dead people should be allowed. Japanese billionaire looking for girlfriend to go to the moon with.
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22.1.2020 • 18 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Drunk man has sex with a fence. Son mixed his mom's ashes with his drugs, police say.
Drunk man in Scotland accused of having sex with fence. Man tells police he mixed mom's ashes with drugs. You're likely to be most miserable at age 47, new study suggests.
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21.1.2020 • 16 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
Porn for the deaf! Wife strangulates cheating husband's genitals in DIY chastity belt.
County threatens to bulldoze Amish homes over poop disposal. Pornhub sued by deaf man over closed captioning. Wife strangulates husbands genitals in DIY chastity belt.
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20.1.2020 • 26 Protokoll, 6 Sekunden
Crack prescription from a Florida doctor? Mom allows son's circumcision so she can get out of jail.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Mother allows son's circumcision so she can get out of prison. Young man destroys attacks man on golf course for his balls. Cops tell woman: medical marijuana card doesn't cover crack.
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17.1.2020 • 21 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Man requests swordfight to settle legal dispute with ex wife. Large Amish rave shut down by police.
Man requests trial by combat with his ex snd her lawyer using Samurai swords. Police break up a huge 250 person Amish Party. Indian town overrun by gang of 400 angry monkeys.
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16.1.2020 • 21 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Penis shrinking pills pushed on famous Batman actor. Man attacked woman with ranch dressing.
Olympic athletes assured that their cardboard beds won't collapse during sex. ABC told Batman actor to take pills to shrink his penis. Man accused of dousing woman im ranch dressing during dispute.
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15.1.2020 • 26 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Alien porn is trending! First human composting site in the world.
Alien porn is trending and here's why. First human composting site in the world. U-Haul will stop hiring smokers in 21 states.
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14.1.2020 • 19 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Vagina smelling candle from Gwyneth Paltrow. Proposal to ban cell phone use for people under age 21?
Gwenyth Paltrow is selling a candle that smells like her vagina. Proposed bill would ban cell phone use for anyone under 21. McDonald's in California plays bagpipe music 24/7 to stop homeless from sleeping near the restaurant.
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13.1.2020 • 29 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
Toe sucking burglar strikes in Florida. Trailer park lady throws bucket of feces on her landlord.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Burglar broke into a home just to suck a victim's toes. Woman threw bucket of human feces at her landlord. Lady arrested for threatening a McDonald's employee for not getting enough sauce.
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10.1.2020 • 25 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Gilrfriend choked over fart comment. New Bandaid for your taint will help premature ejaculation.
Man chokes girlfriend after she said his farts smelled terrible police say. Strip club gives free tents to the homeless in San Diego. Bandaid for our taint helps fix premature ejaculation.
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9.1.2020 • 24 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
Lady with "pube face" from a dog bite sues docs. Devastating honeymoon Vaginismus strikes.
Woman waited til her wedding to lose virginity only to find she cant have sex. Dog bite victim with pube face suing doctors. Someone released hundreds of bedbugs inside a Pennsylvania Walmart.
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8.1.2020 • 27 Protokoll, 12 Sekunden
Drunk woman offers sex on a plane, headbutts entire staff. Wanna take your dead newborn on a walk?
Drunk woman offered sex to strangers on an eight hour plane ride leading to a brawl. Refrigerated Sleeper allows grieving parents to take their dead baby for a walk. Woman addicted to eating baby powder wants you to know you're not alone.
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7.1.2020 • 21 Protokoll, 21 Sekunden
Guy on meth carjacks a man and his pet goat outside adult video store. Lady sold her husband for $17
Wisconsin teacher admits to pooping in a public park for two years. Man on meth carjacks another man and his goat outside an adult video store. Kenyan woman sold her husband for $17.
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6.1.2020 • 27 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Tasing old ladies in Florida. Some people enjoy mowing their lawn at night... ALL night.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Police tase a 70 year old woman 3 times on her birthday. Man arrested for keeping his neighbors up by revving his lawnmower excessively at night. Woman tried to cash a $1million check to buy a yacht and that's when trouble started.
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3.1.2020 • 20 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
Lady caught using dog pee to pass a drug test. Town abandons possum dropping tradition after outcry.
Kentucky woman arrested for using her dog's urine to pass a drug test. New Years eve monster tumbleweed fiasco traps several cars for hours. North Carolina town abandons New Years tradition of possum dropping after public outcry.
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2.1.2020 • 15 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
BEST OF WEIRD AF NEWS 2019
Women gone wild in 2019! TWO HOURS of the weirdest news stories from the past year with a noticeable theme: Weird AF ladies in the news! From marrying a Boeing 747 to putting an alligator down her pants, the gals of 2019 took it to a weird place. Happy New Year to all and thanks for the love. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
31.12.2019 • 2 Std., 12 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Clothes made of urine? Get wasted and visit the Hangover Museum!
Couple calls 911 on robot vacuum they thought was a home invader. Museum of Hangovers opens in Croatia. Wearable vest made of plants sustained by your own urine.
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30.12.2019 • 18 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Free marijuana for everyone "Cuz it's Christmas!" Officer sold his real gun cuz he needed the cash.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - 2019 Final Episode featuring: Man arrested for handing out free marijuana "Because it's Christmas!". School security officer sold his real gun and came to work with a pellet gun. Man drinks two bottles of liquor after a train runs over his car. Plus the #1 weird Florida Friday story from 2019 as voted on by my Patrons.
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27.12.2019 • 32 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
"My ass is on fire!" Woman calls emergency line over spicy curry. Dad shot barber for son's bad hair
Dad shoots barber three times after son gets a bad haircut. Reporter quit her job on the air live after she thought she won the lottery jackpot. Woman dials emergency hotline to report her ass is on fire from spicy curry.
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26.12.2019 • 15 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
Meth lab in a Church has contaminated the holiday toys. Shoplifter throws a live baby at security.
Colorado man robbed a bank and threw the cash into the air yelling, "Merry Christmas to all!". Donated holiday toys have been tainted by the meth lab inside the church. Target shoplifter threw a baby at security during getaway.
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24.12.2019 • 29 Protokoll, 59 Sekunden
Tampons in men's restrooms should be required? Lady lights her boyfriend on fire over subway job.
ACLU calls for tampons in men's restrooms in order to achieve menstrual equality. Arizona woman tried to set her boyfriend on fire for not celebrating her new job at Subway. Giant 78 foot alligator bonfire to burn on Christmas.
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23.12.2019 • 20 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Smoke weed on a boat while abandoning your kids, shoot at your coworker's mother & do Sloth Yoga!
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida mom left 3 kids in an old school bus to smoke weed on a boat. Over 23,000 signatures to stop Sloth Yoga classes in Tampa Bay. Florida man shot at his co-workers mother over a sandwich order.
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21.12.2019 • 19 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Dead man in wife's freezer with note: "She didn't kill me." The great Boston lobster truck heist.
Boston Man steals a $10,000 worth of lobsters and chase ensues. Man found dead in his wife's freezer along with note saying she didn't kill him. Australian government created fake threatening horoscopes to scare Sri Lankan refugees.
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19.12.2019 • 16 Protokoll, 53 Sekunden
Penis removed from sex crazed duck named Dave. Reality stars promote poisonous drink to their fans.
Reality TV stars promote poisonous energy drink on their Instagram. New toilet designed to be unbearably uncomfortable to limit time spent on it. Sex crazy duck named Dave has his penis removed after mating 30 times a day.
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18.12.2019 • 19 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Fellatio cafe offers oral sex with your coffee. Netflix released a gay Jesus Christmas special.
Fellatio Cafe offers oral sex with your coffee. Federal court rules that veggie burgers can still be named burgers. Netflix released a gay Jesus and weed smoking Mary Christmas parody.
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17.12.2019 • 32 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Lady brings her recently dead friend to Church to "seek help from God". Santas take down a killer.
Santas take down a stabbing suspect on the train following Santacon NYC. Woman brought her dead friend's overdosed body to a church parking lot to 'seek help from God'. Brazilian man arrested after dressing up as his mother to take the driving test for her.
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16.12.2019 • 18 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
Stripper arrested for squirting vaginal fluid at police. Stolen money for sex toy shop joyrides.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Miami stripper arrested for squirting vaginal fluids at the police. 12 year old Florida girl arrested for posting a kill list on Snapchat. Florida village commissioner stole money for joyrides to the sex toy shop.
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13.12.2019 • 23 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
Giant penis Christmas lights anger neighbors. Renting dead bodies scam is on the rise.
Oakland proposes using a cruise ship to house 1,000 homeless people. Woman's naughty Christmas lights anger community. Renting dead bodies is a scam on the rise.
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12.12.2019 • 29 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Sex offender's wife runs daycare right next door. Man registered bees as emotional support animals.
Elementary school class assignment asks students to "set your price for your slaves". Arizona man registers a swarm of bees aa emotional support animals. Sex offender's wife owns and runs a daycare while offender lives next door.
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12.12.2019 • 20 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Father Christmas is not gender neutral and people are angry. Man's farts kill mosquitoes.
Art gallery removes $120,000 banana-taped-to-wall exhibit after someone takes a bite. Man whose farts kill mosquitoes has been discovered. Mother shamed for calling Father Christmas because it's not gender neutral.
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10.12.2019 • 21 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Santa loves cocaine apparently. Hangovers are not tolerated at Chipotle.
Walmart apologizes for sweater featuring santa with cocaine. Robocalls are on the rise, what should we do about all the spam calls? Chipotle has nurses ensure their workers are really sick and not just hungover.
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9.12.2019 • 20 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
Machine gun found in baby bouncer box. Man leaves boy on the police station lawn for being gay.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Couple buys baby bouncer at Goodwill, finds a semi-automatic rifle inside. Man abandons his boy on the highway because he thought he was gay. Man steals fire chief's truck and then sets himself on fire in the jail.
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6.12.2019 • 18 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Woman hides 23 ATM cards in her vagina. Airline opens restaurant that only serves airline food.
Lady caught with 23 ATM cards hidden inside her genitals. Airline opens a restaurant that only serves airline food. Hoverboard dentist goes to court.
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5.12.2019 • 14 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Breast milk assault on a train. Brace yourself for the global french fry shortage!
America braces itself for a french fry shortage. Woman sprays her fresh breast milk at a train operator in Germany. Christians are disappointed of a piece of wood allegedly from Jesus' manger being so small.
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4.12.2019 • 21 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Fake your own death, get inside a coffin and be happy! Farmers use VR headsets on their cows.
Woman cop proposes marriage to a criminal and arrests him in temple. South Koreans fake their own funerals to get life lessons. Russian farmers use VR headsets to improve their cows mood.
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3.12.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Butthole Sunning is latest health craze. Penis enlargement massage capital is Indonesia.
"Butthole Sunning" is the latest holistic health practice. Japanese store has employees wear "Period Badges" to the dismay of internet. Indonesia wants to be a tourist destination for penis enlargement massages.
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2.12.2019 • 26 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Dog drives a car for over an hour in reverse. Man arrested for challenging the cops to a car race
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman calls 911 ro report body of unknown woman whom police say she actually killed herself. Man arrested for challenging police to a car race. Dog puts a car into reverse and drives in circles for an hour.
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29.11.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
10 Weird Thanksgiving dinner options. Christmas tree shortage leads to gangs of pro tree theives.
Thanksgiving Episode! TSA says it's okay to bring an entire cooked turkey in your carry on. Christmas tree shortage leads to expensive trees and gangs of tree theives. 10 Weird Thanksgiving dinner options.
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28.11.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Smiling serial poop dumper terrorizing Toronto. Crocodile controlling sorcerer kicked out village.
Smiling serial poop dumper is terrorizing Toronto. New Zealand launches first HIV positive sperm bank in the world. Man accused of using sorcery to cause crocodile attacks.
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27.11.2019 • 21 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Porn star Instagram discrimination. Hitler's birthplace will soon be a police station.
Austria turning Hitler's birthplace into a police station. Doctor saves man's life by sucking urine during flight. Porn stars and sex workers had their Instagram accounts deleted.
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26.11.2019 • 19 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Biker gang steals dead baby from hospital. Man creates own dating app and he's only guy on there.
Man creates a dating app where he's the only guy on there. California town has the slowest internet in the US. Gang of taxi drivers steals a dead baby from hospital.
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25.11.2019 • 24 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Woman bites penis "out of frustration". Couple wins a baby in radio contest.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman bit her boyfriend's penis "out of frustration". Win a baby! Radio contest leads to new son for Florida couple. Police use stun guns to extract Florida man from a Walmart ceiling.
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23.11.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Wild lion used as guard dog is not allowed. Penis parasites in Africa are a pain in the butt.
British man nearly dies when a parasite crawls into his penis and lays eggs. Activists try to change the law that allows you to do anything to opossums. Police remove a lion from a home after a report it was being used as a guard dog.
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21.11.2019 • 16 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Want blood for sex on wedding night? Man attacks family for not supoorting him on America Got Talent
Man accused of attacking his family for not supporting him on America's Got Talent. Amazon in trouble for selling fake blood capsules for Indian wedding night. Gin company infuses their alcohol with elephant dung.
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21.11.2019 • 16 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Get rich off whale puke! Evil airport bag handler swaps 286 bagtags.
Garbage collector finds whale vomit worth a fortune. Onion shortage on Bangladesh causing riots. Frustrated airline baggage handler swaps 286 luggage tags.
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19.11.2019 • 18 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
Son brings "Spiderman" heroin to school. People are sharing their poop pics on Facebook.
Scientists develop slippery toilet coating to stop poo sticking. Man arrested after son brings a bag of heroin to school, says when he tastes it he becomes Spiderman. People are posting pics of their poo on Facebook.
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19.11.2019 • 25 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Woman drowns cat to take it to Jesus. Woman shoots up a house after Xbox Live argument.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman drowns her cat in order to "take him to Jesus". Florida University football coach's wife kisses all the players before every game. Woman charged after argument on Xbox Live leads to drive by shooting.
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15.11.2019 • 19 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
The dangers of masturbating with electric toothbrushes. Lady prank calls 911 over 24,000 times.
Woman arrested for making 24,000 prank calls to 911. Doctors warn women not to masturbate with electric toothbrush. Whales are finally freed from Russian Whale Jail.
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14.11.2019 • 15 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Alexa smartspeaker witnesses murder. Wife identifies her shark eaten husband.
Smart speaker witnessed a crime over audio. Wife identifies her husband after he's eaten by a shark. Two villages vote themselves out if existence.
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13.11.2019 • 13 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Baby born on dancefloor gets free club admission for life. Yodeling drunk e-scooter drivers.
Baby born on the dance floor gets free admission to the club for life. Germany man loses license for drunk driving E-scooter and yodelling. Wanna Airbnb in the NYC Projects.
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13.11.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Gender reveal plane crash. Man breaks into store to save the mannequins from sex slavery.
Plane crashed during a gender reveal gone very wrong. Man arrested for breaking into a store to save the mannequins from sex slavery. Young boy calls 911 and asks for a Happy Meal and the police deliver.
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11.11.2019 • 18 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Disney Princess groper arrested. Emotional support rooster terrorizing neighbors.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida police need help finding an 8 foot tall Bigfoot statue that was stolen from a mattress store. Emotional support rooster is angering some Jacksonville neighbors. Man arrested for groping the princess at Disney Magic Kingdom.
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8.11.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Masturbate in the privacy of your own cardboard box. Extreme embalming so dead granny can stand.
Masturbate in privacy inside your own cardboard box. Family makes corpse stand at her own funeral. Fake cop joins real cop chase and handcuffs suspect at gunpoint.
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7.11.2019 • 16 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
Daughter's virginity maintained by Rapper T.I. China fears video game addiction & imposes curfew.
Rapper T.I. makes sure his daughter is a virgin by going with her to the gynecologist each year. China fears video game addiction and imposes curfew. Parents sue school board for teaching daughter girls and boys "aren't real".
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6.11.2019 • 27 Protokoll
Girl's feet flavored fried chicken? All the bacon in the world is uneaten.
Fried chicken that tastes like girl's feet? America has the biggest pile of bacon in 50 years. Train rider reports suspicious package that was actually box that detects suspicious packages.
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5.11.2019 • 15 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Nazi costume in elementary school parade. Same sex scenes have been approved by Delta.
Delta Airlines restores same sex scenes in their in-flight movies. Elementary school student wore a Nazi costume in the Halloween parade. Indiana woman found dead with python wrapped around her and 140 snakes.
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4.11.2019 • 24 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Fisherman raped by mermaids. Man goes on road rage with nunchucks.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man accused of attacking a car at a traffic light with nunchucks. Fisherman lost at sea for two weeks claims was raped bu mermaids. Man beats peeping tom to death at girlfriends window.
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1.11.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
Death by pumpkin carving? Phone sex hotline given instead of suicide hotline number to students.
Phone sex hotline number was given out instead of suicide hotline to middle school students. Tour guide stung to death by giant killer wasps in front of tour group. Our helpful government wants to protect you guys from pumpkin carving death.
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31.10.2019 • 19 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Pilots watch passengers pee. Man saved fingernail clippings for a year & made engagement ring.
Man gets drunk without alcohol as his stomach brews booze. Man saved his fingernail clippings for a year and made engagement ring. Airlines pilots accused of live streaming a camera from the bathroom to cockpit.
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30.10.2019 • 24 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Moose dropping festival mayhem! Hashish cake served accidentally at a funeral.
Funeral ends on a high after hash cakes are accidentally served. Wisconsin man banned from all libraries on Earth. Moose dropping festival turns to mayhem.
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29.10.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
Vagina museum! Teenager breaks into prison to save his relationship with criminal girlfriend.
Teenager breaks into a prison to get his criminal girlfriend back. Vagina museum gets a liquor license and people are angry about it. Put your face on a robot and be paid $130k to do so.
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29.10.2019 • 22 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Man has sex with stuffed animals in Target. Stripper armed with a gun attacks rival dancer on stage.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked man covered in Vaseline streaks through a mall and takes dump on cash register. Man arrested for having sex with stuffed animals in a Target. Stripper arms herself with a BB gun and fights a rival dancer on stage.
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25.10.2019 • 26 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Couple adopts girl - turns out to be an adult dwarf murderer. Scariest haunted house in US.
Scariest haunted house in US requires a doctor's note. A hitman hires a hitman hires a hitman and so on. Couple adopted a daughter who is really an adult dwarf that tried to murder them.
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25.10.2019 • 18 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Sex offender's trick or treat. Bride halloween costume pulled because it encourages child marriage.
Kmart removes children's halloween bride costume after complaint it encourages child marriage. Town bans trick or treat for kids over age 12. Sheriff puts No Trick or Treat sign in front of sex offender homes and gets a lawsuit.
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23.10.2019 • 20 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Groom brings gay lover on honeymoon with new bride. Saying "bitch" may be illegal in Mass.
New law in Massachusetts could make it illegal to say "bitch". Groom takes gay lover on honeymoon with new bride. US Navy Doomsday plane taken down by a small bird.
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22.10.2019 • 24 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Smartphone detox camp anyone? Mom discovers a burglar bathing her two-year old.
Ohio mom discovers a home invader giving her two year old a bath. Apology after Indian students wear cardboard boxes on their heads for exams. Phone addicted teenagers are now enrolling in detox camp.
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21.10.2019 • 22 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Store owner fires AK-47 at customers. Man has eaten only mac n cheese for 17 years.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man uses police badge and fake lights he bought on eBay to pull over people. Man has eaten nothing but macaroni and cheese for 17 years. Store owner fires AK-47 rifle at unarmed customers.
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18.10.2019 • 26 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Pop up brothels cannot be stopped! Snake massages offered at spas.
Pop up brothels in England. Spa offers snake massages. Arkansas woman arrested wearing a bag of meth as a hair bow.
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17.10.2019 • 19 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
Scrotum injections by five boyfriends led to death. Family found living 9 years in a basement.
Mom sues son's five boyfriends for making him inject his scrotum with silicone. Dutch family found living in a basement for 9 years awaiting the end of the world. Police in Uzbekistan no longer allowed to hide behind trees and rocks.
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16.10.2019 • 28 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Vagina toothpaste doesn't work doctors say. Dead man pranks his family with ghostly recording.
Doctors warn women not to use toothpaste to tighten their vagina. Dead man gets last laugh with funny funeral prank. High school bans student cell phone use amid controversy.
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15.10.2019 • 23 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
Meth sandwiches and shakes. Farmers deny man sex with their horses and cows.
Jersey man threatened farmers who denied him sex with their animals. China is breeding giant pigs as heavy as polar bears amid pork shortage. Woman tells police a meth sandwich to blame for failed drug test.
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14.10.2019 • 30 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Florida birthday surpise shooting. Men arrested for getting an alligator drunk.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man shot his son in law who was trying to surprise him on his birthday. Man arrested for trying to get an alligator drunk. Driver in a crash accused if offering the victim free Chili's leftovers to not call the police.
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11.10.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 43 Sekunden
Drunk e-scooter driving epidemic. Be on the lookout for Buddhist aliens!
Senior citizen in Tokyo steals 159 bicycle seats for revenge. Hundreds of e-scooters lose their license during Oktoberfest mayhem. UFO seekers flock to a hill in Thailand looking for Buddhist aliens.
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10.10.2019 • 20 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Jesus shoes filled with holy water! Cattle mutilations in Oregon.
Cattle mysteriously mutilated in Oregon. Jesus shoes filled with holy water sell out within minutes. Houston women rally against Tampon Tax.
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9.10.2019 • 25 Protokoll, 2 Sekunden
Dog shoots woman in a car. Nudists with a fire truck help fight a blaze.
Scientists will study how to breed sheep that fart less. Nudists with a fire truck assist fire fighters in Tennessee. Woman in Oklahoma shot by a dog.
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8.10.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Lady twerks for a lion at the zoo. Guinea pig ice cream is a hit!
Woman climbed into Bronx Zoo exhibit to taunt and dance for a lion. Georgia teacher tells class the Confederate flag means you intend to marry your sister. Guinea pig ice cream is a hit in Ecuador.
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7.10.2019 • 24 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Strip club will now host church services. Man breaks into a home to cook breakfast.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Church will move into a former strip club. Man breaks into home to cook breakfast and tells owner, "Go back to sleep." Family outraged over hate symbol at a theme park.
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4.10.2019 • 27 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Wifi allergy lady sleeps in copper sleeping bag. Protestors lose control of a fake blood fire hose.
Woman with Wifi allergy sleeps in a copper sleeping bag each night. Environmental protestors lose control of their fake blood fire hose. Alligator in Japanese zoo pond died with 330 coins in its belly.
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3.10.2019 • 25 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Zombies wanted for apocalypse survival test. Deputy accused if stripping and baptising a suspect.
Zombies wanted! North Carolina town is staging a zombie apocalypse survival test. A deputy is accused of stripping to his underwear and baptising a drug suspect. Scientist says an alien may have bugged rocks to spy on Earth.
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2.10.2019 • 21 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Army posts ad for dead bodies and parts. Pornographic hackers in public.
Pornographic hackers are now part of our everyday world. College student faked autism to fend off sex offender. Army posts ad online seeing dead bodies and frozen parts.
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1.10.2019 • 23 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Fake vagina stolen by Elvis impersonator. Babymaps lets you know where babies are seated on flight.
Elvis impersonator steals fake vagina from a sex shop. Japan airline will warn you if you'll be sitting next to a baby on your flight. Fugitive on the run for 17 years found living in a cave by a drone.
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30.9.2019 • 19 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
Teacher sold drugs to her students. Teen attacks relatives at dinner for denying her tomatoes.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Teen attacks elderly family at dinner table over tomatoes. Teacher found guilty of selling drugs to kids at her school. Digging for change at toll booth leads to an extreme case of road rage.
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28.9.2019 • 21 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Broken heart syndrome. Man arrested for burp-pranking the emergency hotline 22 times.
Man arrested for burp-pranking the 999 emergency hotline in UK. Endangered species condoms will save the Earth. Broken Heart Syndrome triggered by wasabi.
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26.9.2019 • 15 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
World fart competition ends with no farts. Masturbation lessons in public schools?
World fart competition in India ends without a single contestant passing wind. No more pre-marital sex in Indonesia. Masturbation lessons for six year olds in UK classrooms?
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25.9.2019 • 21 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
Public pooping cannot be stopped! Japan going wild for luxury toilet paper.
Portland police say they are not allowed to stop people from pooping in the street. Japan is going wild for luxury toilet paper at $12 per roll. A company will pay you $1000 month to drink coffee anywhere but Starbucks.
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24.9.2019 • 19 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
Woman bites testicles of a camel. Man drowns during underwater marriage proposal.
Camel sat on a woman at a truck stop so she bit its testicles. Man drowns during underwater marriage proposal. German court rules that hangovers are an illness.
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23.9.2019 • 24 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
Couple has sex in back of police car after arrested for drunk bicycling. Want a job hunting pythons?
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida couple has sex inside police car after arrested for riding bicycles drunk. Police department warns drug dealers with signs "closed for business". Looking for a job? Florida is hiring 50 people to hunt pythons.
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20.9.2019 • 18 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Loch Ness Monster in China? Philippines man makes love to his neighbor's pet pig.
Australia fighting over whether or not to kill man eating sharks. China's "Loch Ness Monster" turns out to be an airbag. Man from the Philippines accused of raping his neighbor's pet pig.
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19.9.2019 • 15 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Semen explosion at artificial insemination facility. Man missing 22 years found using Google Earth.
Teen dressed as Spiderman lures and beats up a pedophile. Massive semen explosion after a fire at bull insemination facility. The remains of a man missing 22 years found using Google Earth.
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18.9.2019 • 15 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Dog woman sex for a birthday present. Scientists make a knife out of poop.
Dog owner arranged for sex with a woman for its birthday present. Scientists have made knives out of frozen poop because they're very bored. Vaginal fluid transplants will be available in the US soon.
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17.9.2019 • 18 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Marriage proposals at gunpoint. Teen thinks every day is June 11 after head injury.
Extreme marriage proposals in Russia. Guy takes an emotional support clown to his work evaluation. Teenager after hit in the head thinks every day is June 11.
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16.9.2019 • 31 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
Woman plans to marry a videogame. Fake fortune teller convinced a family they were cursed.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman will marry her Tetris video game cartridge. Fake fortune teller sentenced for faking a curse. Woman banned from Disney for fighting over a cigarette.
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14.9.2019 • 20 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
Farting on planes against the law? Robot priests are invading our churches.
Cashier memorizes 1300 Credit card numbers and buys a bag. Military officer wants to outlaw farts on planes. A robot priest can give you blessings.
12.9.2019 • 15 Protokoll, 57 Sekunden
Sex toy hacking. Pastor dies trying to break Jesus' 40 day fasting record.
Man visits 15,000 Starbucks stores around the world and is now sick of coffee. Pastor dies after fasting 30 days to beat Jesus' record. Hacking high tech sex toys.
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11.9.2019 • 19 Protokoll, 59 Sekunden
Sex dolls made to look like your friend's girlfriend. Stolen rollercoaster...of love.
Police are looking for a stolen roller coaster in Ohio. People are ordering sex dolls that look like their friends' girlfriends. Town wants restaurant owner to change the name Pho King Good.
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9.9.2019 • 18 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Hurricane! Drop ice in it to make it stop! Park your Smart car in the kitchen - it won't blow away!
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man parks Smart car in his kitchen so Hurricane Dorian won't blow it away. Man steals steaks by putting them down his pants. Man suggests the Navy drop ice on top of the Hurricane to make it stop.
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6.9.2019 • 27 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Robot strippers have arrived and they're creepy AF. Hairy babies from medication mixup.
Pigeon rolling contest is apparently cruel. Many babies are growing abnormal bodyhair from medication mixup. Robot pole dancers are here!
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4.9.2019 • 18 Protokoll, 43 Sekunden
Patient's vagina used as ventriloquist dummy by a nurse. Pope got stuck in the elevator.
Nurse used patient's vagina as a ventriloquist dummy. 3000 person hide n seek game at Ikea foiled by police. The Pope got stuck in the elevator.
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3.9.2019 • 24 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
Naked lawn mower wants teaching job. Michael Jackson impersonator attacked in street brawl.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man who was caught on video mowing his lawn naked wants his teaching job back. Street fight erupts over a Michael Jackson impersonator. Man demands another man flush the toilet using a machete. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
30.8.2019 • 24 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
"Air Dicks" are a nuisance in Japan. Watch out for the rolling mountain poop balls.
Japan is cracking down on "Air Dicks" on public transportation. Beware of the rolling mountain poop balls. Anti groping technology for the Japanese perverts.
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29.8.2019 • 23 Protokoll, 53 Sekunden
When Sex Robots attack. Red Bull pays Canadians that didn't grow wings after drinking it.
Sex robots could malfunction and strangle their human lovers. Kids are becoming emotionally attached to robots. Red Bull pays Canadians who did not grow wings after drinking it.
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28.8.2019 • 21 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Waterpark closes after 40 people fight over a towel. Weed hungry seagull spoils a drugbust.
Seagull spoils drugbust by stealing all the weed. 40 person fight at waterpark over a towel. Firefighters rescue woman stuck in septic tank for days.
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27.8.2019 • 29 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Buttcon - convention for butts. NASA investigates first crime in space.
Drunk man tried to order an Uber using his vape pen. The Butt Convention was a big butt hit in New York City. NASA investigates first crime in outer space.
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26.8.2019 • 20 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Sword fight over trash. Botched Dark web castration session.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man attacks jogger with a sword over pile of trash. Man dies in meth lab after lighting farts on fire. Man arrested for botching castration on victim he met on the Dark Web. New law would take away rifles from 10 year old girls on their bday.
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23.8.2019 • 21 Protokoll, 2 Sekunden
Smoke break for high schoolers? Karaoke with coworkers no longer required.
Karaoke with coworkers no longer required in South Korea. Protesting high school students demanding a smoke break on campus. San Francisco changing crime lingo in order to sanitize language.
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22.8.2019 • 21 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
Swastika ride at German amusement park shut down. Senior citizens arrested for public sex.
Six senior citizens arrested for public sex in Connecticut. Swastika ride shut down by German amusement park. YouTube removes videos of robots fighting thinking it was animals fighting.
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21.8.2019 • 18 Protokoll, 43 Sekunden
"Avocado Hand" sending people to hospital. Wanted: a serial wedding crasher/gift thief.
Avocado Hand is sending people to the emergency room. Dubliners advised to watch out for drunk pigeons. A serial wedding crasher is wanted on Texas.
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20.8.2019 • 22 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Booty call gone wrong leads to house burning. Anti sex technology in public bathrooms.
Public restroom will install anti sex devices. Airport employee fired for giving passenger a note that read "You ugly!" Woman burns down a man's house because he fell asleep on her after booty call.
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19.8.2019 • 27 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Gun stolen during orgy. Attack with nunchucks, bug spray, and Ragu sauce.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man reports handgun stolen during an orgy at his home. Florida men, one dressed in a bull onesie, attempt to burn down a house with Ragu sauce during burglary. Man accused of attacking neighbors with nunchucks and bugspray.
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16.8.2019 • 23 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Fish are turning gay in Malaysia. Man dies during taco eating contest.
Man dies after competing in a taco eating contest. Chemicals in Malaysian rivers are turning fish gay. New Zealanders warned about eating sexy lichen.
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15.8.2019 • 24 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Masturbation vending machine opens in Japan. Demonic possession in schools is up.
World's first masturbation vending machine opens in Japan. Man hospitalized for a ten day erection. Mass hysteria and demonic possession grips Indonesian schools.
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14.8.2019 • 29 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Man's penis turns to bone. Miniature horses allowed to fly as service animals.
Man's penis is turning to bone in rare condition. U.S. Department of Transportation allows miniature horses to fly as service animals. Man wearing a tv on head caught delivering 50 TV's to Virginia homes.
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13.8.2019 • 21 Protokoll, 11 Sekunden
Blue-eyed sperm is in demand in Brazil. Man hospitalized for singing too much karaoke.
Man hospitalized after singing too much karaoke. Cathedral installs a miniature golf course to draw parishioners. Demand for white American blue-eyed sperm surges in Brazil.
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12.8.2019 • 32 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Getting high for Jesus! "I've shot people for less." Says man who pulled gun on late delivery.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man pulls a gun on late arriving furtniture delivery drivers. Lost motorist tells police he was smoking weed to get ready for the return of Jesus. Man injured while pulling open alligator jaws to free his dog.
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9.8.2019 • 29 Protokoll
Chernobyl vodka is not radioactive. World's first plant hotel opens in London.
Drunk Russian wakes up in a morgue after being declared dead, then returns to the party. World's first plant hotel opens in London. Chernobyl vodka is non radioactive they claim.
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8.8.2019 • 23 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Poop museum opening! Doctors warn ladies not to put wasp nests inside their vagina.
Poop museum opening in Tokyo. Doctors are warning women not to put wasp nests inside their vagina. Suspects hold man hostage and make him a grilled cheese sandwich.
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7.8.2019 • 29 Protokoll, 33 Sekunden
Cow cuddling costs $300. Priest arrested for stalking Conan O'Brien.
Cow cuddling is a new wellness trend and it costs $300 a session. Priest arrested and removed from ministry for stalking Conan O'Brien. Indonesian man walking in reverse to save the forests.
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6.8.2019 • 22 Protokoll, 33 Sekunden
Dead mom blown up by the military without consent. Basketball player finds out he's pregnant.
Arizona man learns his mother's dead body was sold to the military and detonated in an experiment. Brazilian gang leader dresses up as his own daughter in failed prison escape. Basketball player fails drug test when it reveals he's pregnant. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
6.8.2019 • 13 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Human is shot during open Iguana season. "I didn't break into your home. It was my horse!"
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Beekeeper says someone is murdering his bees. Man blames his horse for a home break-in. After a human shooting, Florida tempers its advice in hunting iguanas.
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2.8.2019 • 27 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
Woman married dog on live television. 1 in 4 delivery drivers admit to tasting your food.
Woman marries dog on live tv during British morning show. McDonald's unintentionally designs blowjob cups. 1 in 4 food delivery drivers admit to tasting your food.
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1.8.2019 • 24 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Albino body parts used for witchcraft? US Mexico border see-saws installed for the kids.
Someone installed see-saws at the US Mexico border so kids can play together. Body parts of people with Albinism used for witchcraft. Juul ecigarette rep told a ninth grade class that their device is toally safe.
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31.7.2019 • 29 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Lady urinates on potatoes at Walmart. Actor accused of drug dealing claims it was all for the role.
Dutch actors accused of drug dealing claims it was an experiment for a new tv role. FBI finds a bucket of heads and a freezer full of penis at Arizona body donation facility. Woman wanted for urinating on potatoes at a Walmart.
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30.7.2019 • 20 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Clown causes brawl on cruise ship. Grasshoppers invade Las Vegas.
Millennials without kids should be banned from Disney. passenger dressed as a clown causes huge brawl on a cruise ship. Hordes of grasshoppers invading Las Vegas. Emails and a NEW Patron!
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29.7.2019 • 25 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Pooping in hot tubs is fun! Her FastPass didn't work so she punched a Disney employee in the face.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Iguanas are pooping in hot tubs all over Florida. Her FastPass didn't work so she punched a Disney employee in the face. Teacher accused of improper hugs at a high school.
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26.7.2019 • 33 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Storm Loch Ness! Find the Monster! Daycare under police protection after removing pork from menu.
Storm Loch Ness! After storming Area 51, people want to hunt down the legendary monster. Supermarket employee that disappeared ten years ago found behind a cooler. German daycares are under police protection after removing pork from the menu.
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25.7.2019 • 30 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
Perverts are ruining "Nude Zone"! McDonald's customer fires a gun over cold fries.
Dead squirrel eating men outside a vegan restaurant fined. Perverts are ruining the nude zone in a Paris park. McDonald's customer fires off a gun after receiving cold fries. Emails and shout outs too!
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25.7.2019 • 28 Protokoll, 11 Sekunden
Five days on a toilet? Bleeding birds falling from the sky?
Pennsylvania school district threatens to take away children for unpaid lunch debts. Dying birds falling from the sky in Australia is a mystery. Man spends five days on the toilet to break world record.
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23.7.2019 • 26 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
"Big Penis" surprisingly works! Police ask criminals to take a break during this heatwave.
Heat wave have police asking criminals to take a break from crimes til it cools off. FDA warns that "Big Penis" supplement works way too well. Prime minister in Japan asks cheaters to vote for him. Some emails too!
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22.7.2019 • 26 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
Man flees with penis of his wife's lover. Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man attacks wife's lover with scissors and flees with penis. Five guys arrested for fighting at Five Guys. Florida city plays the Babyshark song on a loop to keep homeless people away from the park.
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19.7.2019 • 25 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Orgy at Sexfest leads to a heart attack. Who opened my "maintenance hole"?
Female swinger suffers a heart attack after overdoing at an orgy during a sexfest. Man finds a photo of his own amputated leg on a pack of cigarettes without his consent. California city votes to ban gendered words like "manhole" becomes "maintenance hole".
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18.7.2019 • 20 Protokoll, 43 Sekunden
T-Rex races! Lady attempts car-jacking use a live snake.
The annual T-Rex race is amazing! Woman hurls a live snake at the driver of car she car-jacked. Norway Island wants to be world's first time-free zone. Also some calls!
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17.7.2019 • 24 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Underwear that's worth the crime. Why not pay $3000 to drive towards a tornado?
A Texas woman was living with her dead mother for three years. Storm tourists are dropping thousands if dollars to chase tornadoes. Man drove 100km to steal 8 pairs of women's underwear. Shout outs too!
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16.7.2019 • 21 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Meth gators are high and dangerous. Military warns: do not storm Area 51 looking for aliens.
Grandfather brings marijuana laced cake for the hospital staff. Tennessee police warning to not flush drugs down the toilet for fear of creating "meth gators". Feds warn people not to storm Area 51 looking for aliens because the military is ready and waiting.
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15.7.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 43 Sekunden
She urinated in the ice cream?! School principal claims the Holocaust wasn't a factual historical ev
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman accused of urinating in the ice cream. Dunkin's manager hired a fake employee to pocket wages. School principal reassigned after saying the Holocaust wasn't a factual historical event.
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12.7.2019 • 22 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Gender reveal car explosion. Radioactive tourism sounds fun!
Man in a onesie and cat named Spaghetti broke into someone's new home to eat cupcakes. Car catches fire during gender reveal gone very wrong. Chernobyl to become an official tourist attraction. New Patron and some emails!
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11.7.2019 • 24 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Drunk airline pilots in Korea. Smartphone addicts get special traffic lights on the ground.
Drunk man sends injured baby bird to a wildlife rescue in an Uber. Korean air cabin chief demoted for not serving alcohol to the pilot. Traffic lights on the ground are being introduced to keep smartphone addicts safe.
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10.7.2019 • 26 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Sex toy app for burning calories while masturbating. Marijuana poop is getting dogs high AF.
Sex toy app tells women how many calories they burn while masturbating. Marijuana laced poop is getting dogs high in Aspen. Emoji's are increasingly coming up in court cases and judges don't know what to do.
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9.7.2019 • 22 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Viral ice cream lickers! Mother gave birth to other couple's babies after fertility mistake.
Walmart's armed employee guards Blue Bell ice cream following viral licking video. Mother gave birth to other couple's babies following fertility clinic mix-up. Instagram model sells her bath water for $30 a bottle. Some calls and emails too!
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8.7.2019 • 32 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Woman tips $5,000 as revenge on boyfriend. Man caught petting and feeding bagels to alligator.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man caught feeding alligator resists arrest: "He's a good boy. He loves my bagels". After 6 year battle, couple wins the right to plant veggies in front yard. Woman leaves $5k tip on $55 bill to get revenge on her boyfriend.
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5.7.2019 • 20 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
Watching porn at work. Airports open terminals up to tourists to hang out.
Airports open their terminals up to tourists who wanna hang out. Man breaks into a church and eats their famous tamales. Watching porn at work increases unethical behavior.
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3.7.2019 • 22 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Selfies more dangerous than shark attacks. Why are kids being lured to Hell's Angels Clubhouse?
Selfies now five times more deadly than shark attacks. Hells Angels clubhouse is a surprise Pokemon Go gym location. Canada takes their garbage from the Philippines ending long time trashy dispute.
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2.7.2019 • 20 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
Rid city demons with holy water helicopter drop. Denver is feeding geese to hungry families.
Bishop plans to dump holy water on the city to rid it of demons. Texas woman banned from Walmart after eating half a cake and demanding to pay half price. Denver is capturing geese from the city parks, killing them and feeding them to hungry families.
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1.7.2019 • 22 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
Poop and run caught on video. Man accused of killing Pinky the Flamingo run over by a truck.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Poop and run! Man takes off shirt then poops in a stranger's driveway. Man accused of killing Pinky the famous flamingo hit and killed by a truck. Fearing her husband, she took his guns to the police & they arrested her.
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28.6.2019 • 18 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Man gives police sperm sample instead of urine. Arby's creates "Megetables" - fake vegetables.
Man gives police a sperm sample instead of a urine sample at traffic stop. Woman's dying wish was to be arrested after being good all her life. Arby's creates "Megetables" in response to fake meat trends. Calls too!
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27.6.2019 • 24 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Sex doll that looks like your dead partner? Car dealership gives a Bible & Shotgun with every sale.
Sex doll maker creates replicas of your dead partner to combat loneliness. Alabama car dealiership is giving away shotguns and Bibles with every sale. Girl with severe stomach pain had hundreds of undigested milk tea pearls in her gut. Many CALLS too!
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26.6.2019 • 25 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Poop transplant death. Astronaut poop is on the moon and we need it.
Poop transplant takes a life and FDA releases warning. Astronaut poop is still on the moon and scientists want it. Taco Bell Hotel Resort is coming.
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25.6.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Woman divorces 300 year old pirate ghost. Attacking seagulls keep elderly couple hostage.
Attacking seagulls trap an elderly couple in their home like hostages for a week. Woman who married a 300 year old pirate ghost reveals they are getting divorced. German locals buy and drink all the beer so Neo Nazis can't.
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24.6.2019 • 24 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Man steals pool floats to have sex with them. Legend of the Florida Skunk Ape!
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Police arrest man who stole pool floats so he could have sex with them. Prosthetic ear washed up at the beach reunited with its owner. The legend of the Florida Skunk Ape lives on!
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21.6.2019 • 29 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
That's a bear? Thought my pet was a dog! Dueling is now legal in Canada.
Angry Christians petition Netflix to cancel a show that isn't on Netflix. It's no longer illegal to challenge someone to a duel in Canada. Thought it was a dog, says pop singer arrested for keeping a bear.
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20.6.2019 • 24 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Attack squirrel on meth. Magic Mushroom Melt offered in Denver.
Meth fueld attack squirrel found in drug bust. Quiznos to offer a magic mushroom melt at Denver location. Young people aren't using deodorant and Justin Bieber wants to change that.
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19.6.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
Sisters take wrong man off life support. Do YOU have "Text Neck"?
Sisters take who they thought was their brother off life support. Missouri could be first state to allow outdoor cremations. Humans are growing spikes in the backs of their skulls because of smartphone useage. Emails too!
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18.6.2019 • 25 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Prison pot is okay if inmates don't inhale. Drunk DRONE-ing outlawed in Japan.
Prison pot is fine as long as inmates don't inhale court rules. Japan outlaws flying drones while drunk. Mango surplus in the Philippines is a big problem.
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17.6.2019 • 19 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
A vagina shooting during foreplay with gun. Alligator used during gender reveal party.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man shoots girlfriend in vagina while using loaded gun during foreplay. Couple uses huge pet alligator to reveal gender of newborn. Driverless cars can operate without a human backup starting July 1st. NEW PATRON too!
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14.6.2019 • 21 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
World's oldest bong found. Man's severed toes will be used in a famous cocktail.
2,500 year old bong suggests ancient Chinese got high at funerals. British man mailed his severed toes to Canada to be used in a famous cocktail. Intruder broke inti Virginia home and microwaved butter.
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13.6.2019 • 21 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Ice cream truck seizure. Dodgeball: a "tool of oppression"?
Navy admiral offered free hugs, Twister games and had margarita machine in his office. Ice cream trucks seized in New York City crackdown. Dodgeball is a tool of oppression say reaearchers. Emails and calls too! whee!
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12.6.2019 • 26 Protokoll, 53 Sekunden
Oral sex during exorcisms? Two frogs were married so it will rain.
Minister used oral sex, feathers and gemstones during exorcisms. Two frogs were married in India to appease the rain gods. Teen caught driving 105mph tells police he just ate hotwings and has to crap.
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11.6.2019 • 15 Protokoll, 52 Sekunden
Glittery horse lube thrown at cops. "Transabled" people become disabled on purpose.
Protestors convicted of throwing glittery horse lubricant at the Oregon police. People becoming disabled by choice and lebeling themselves Transabled. Cockroach milk is the next superfood.
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10.6.2019 • 20 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Coked up boat captain fires a gun, threatens passengers. Man arrested for pouring ketchup on his sle
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Boar captain accused of drinking, doing drugs, firing a gun, and threatening the passengers. Man arrested for pouring ketchup on his sleeping girlfriend. Guacamole loving alligator crashes a couple's picnic.
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7.6.2019 • 18 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
Man fasts on his exe's doorstep and she marries him. Radioactive meltdown tourism is actually safe!
Chernobyl tourism is booming thanks to HBO series about the meltdown. Baltimore mayor suggests public boxing matches to settle all street beefs. Bengal man goes on a fast in front of his ex girlfriend's house until she agrees to marry him. Also some calls!
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6.6.2019 • 24 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Blow-drying testicles is no longer allowed. Straight Pride Parade in Boston?
Straight Pride Parade may happen in Boston. A swimming pool bans men from blow-drying their genitals. Indiana teacher gives "Most Annoying Boy" award to a 5th grader with Autism. Also some IG messages and calls!
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6.6.2019 • 18 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Drink with live rats at the rat bar. Police invent MDMA smelling perfume.
A San Francisco dungeon launches a live rat bar. Dutch police invent MDMA smelling perfume. A Pennsylvania man breaks into a school, rubs himself in oils and slides across the gym floor.
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5.6.2019 • 19 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Porn Prevention System in UK. Pokemon weddings in Japan.
Pokemon theme weddings in Japan. Britain creates a porn prevention system. Utah millionaire uses a billboard as his dating ad.
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3.6.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 6 Sekunden
Multi colored pet pig cruelty at the mall. Schoolbus drivers caught having lesbian sex on the bus.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Women assaulted Burger King manager for not giving free fries and tried to rob the place. Couple arrested for animal cruelty after leaving their multi colored pig in a hot car while they shopped at the mall. School bus drivers caught having sex on the bus during work hours.
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31.5.2019 • 19 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Emotional support animals attack! 96 year old woman fronts a death metal band.
Delta passenger sues after being mauled by emotional support animal. US Dept of Energy refers to fossil fuels as "Freedom Gas". 96 year old Holocaust survivor is now lead singer of a death metal band. Also some calls!
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30.5.2019 • 22 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Free Viagra for the whole town! Noah's Ark themepark has been flooded.
French mayor offers free Viagra to his citizens in order to boost the population. Noah's Ark themepark has been flooded. Man arrested in China for givijg his dogs an illegal name. Also reviews!
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29.5.2019 • 24 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
World's first Bonerless Bathing Suit. A woman married an actual bridge.
Bonerless Bathing Suit by Pornhub will hide your erection at the beach this summer. A woman married a bridge. Massachusetts man says someone broke into his house and cleaned it.
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28.5.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
UFO's are invading military space. Memorial Day facts you may not know.
Things you may not have known about Memorial Day. Disabled veteran breaks world deadlift record at 1113lbs. UFO's are invading military airspace multiple times per month.
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27.5.2019 • 24 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Cheeseburger to the face! Lady kicks cop in groin then offers to kiss it.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman kicks a cop in the groin then offers oral sex. Man arrested for slapping his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger. $33k in marijuana candy seized for looking too much like candy.
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24.5.2019 • 18 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Dead man's sperm allowed to procreate. Real Pastor does baptisms in Virtual Reality.
Suspect agrees to turn himself in if the police get 15,000 likes on their Facebook wanted post. Real pastor does baptisms in virtual reality. Judge rules parents of a dead soldier can use his frozen sperm to procreate. Phone calls too!
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23.5.2019 • 22 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Show your boobs, end a protest! Students feed teachers urine filled crepes.
Students fed urine and semen-filled crepes to their teachers. Jerusalem protestors run away after women strip down to their bras. Amazing woman poses as a sheriff and releases her boyfriend from prison.
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22.5.2019 • 22 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Need a Game of Thrones therapist? Bizarre cow kissing challenge in Austria.
Austrians told to stop kissing cows in strange viral social media challenge. Ottawa teachers are wearing padded clothing and arm guards as protection from violent students. You can find a Game of Thrones counselor near you.
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21.5.2019 • 20 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Why coffee makes us poop. Texting while walking could be illegal?
Why does coffee make us poop? Scientists gave some to rats to find out. Actor Dan Ackroyd says aliens are trying to sleep with our women. New York may make it illegal to text while walking.
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20.5.2019 • 19 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Her vagina hid 7 syringes! Comedy club audience member calls 911 because of a joke.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man tells police that playing basketball naked enhances his skills. Comedy club audience member calls 911 over a joke. Snarling woman found at Burger King pulls 7 syringes from her vagina.
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17.5.2019 • 21 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
Demonic possession is up and so are exorcism courses. World's most expensive cup of coffee!
The world's most expensive cup of coffee being offered by California cafe for $75 per cup. Rome offers exorcism courses to all Christian denominations in light of the rise in demonic possessions. Malaysian teen jumps to her death after Instagram users vote in a poll.
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16.5.2019 • 22 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Pornhub for politicians! Top sexiest (and unsexiest) US accents
Danish politician advertises his campaign on Pornhub. Top sexiest and unsexiest accents in the US. Portable urinals called "Peeosks" installed in Victoria, BC.
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15.5.2019 • 15 Protokoll, 52 Sekunden
Penis extensions fail. Ireland's first alcohol free bar!
Penis extensions don't work a study shows. Guns N Roses sues a brewery for theie Guns N Rose beer. Irelands first ever alcohol free bar opens. And calls too!
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14.5.2019 • 20 Protokoll
AZ legalizes nunchucks. Burger King introduces "Unhappy Meals"!
Arizona legalizes nunchucks. Burger King introduces "Unhappy Meals". Dangerous superslide in Spain closes after injured citizens.
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13.5.2019 • 19 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Woman pulls gator from her pants during police stop. Drunk man crashes lawn mower into police car, c
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman pulls a gator from her pants when cops ask "got anything else"? Drunk man crashes lawn mower into police car. Man fires fun at teens enjoying community pool.
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10.5.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Designated drug dealer spaces in Berlin? Family of drunk groom held hostage over dowry
Designated drug dealer spaces in a Berlin park draws criticism. "Pothole Vigilantes" filling in potholes after dark. Bride refuses to marry her drunk groom and they hold family members hostage over the dowry. NEW Patreon and emails!
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9.5.2019 • 26 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Woman asks for "Agent Penis" at the CIA. Cocaine found in the shrimp.
Animal with a disappearing anus could reveal how ours evolved. Cocaine, ketamine and pesticides found in UK shrimp. Woman charged with trespassing after trying to sneak into the CIA building by asking for "Agent Penis". Calls too!
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8.5.2019 • 16 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Pope tells hairdressers not to gossip. Maggots in the sausage? Yum!
Pope tells group of hairdressers not to gossip. Maggots will be added to sausages for protein. Meet the chef who's skin smells like burning wood.
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7.5.2019 • 15 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Menstrual themed cocktail controversy. WTF are "Beer Burros"?
Menstrual themed cocktail causing controversy at Ohio bar. Beer burros are serving up cocktails at weddings. Man swallows Airpod, craps it out and it still works!
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6.5.2019 • 21 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Meth smoking man fights a mattress. Flesh eating bacteria is everywhere!
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Meth smoking Florida man attacks a mattress in a jealous rage. Another flesh eating bacteria case found. Man arrested for threatening lawn care workers over grass clippings.
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3.5.2019 • 15 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Depressed? Try psychedelic toad milk! The Indian army found Yeti.
Wyoming man shoplifts at a store and applies for job during same visit. Smoking psyhedelic toad milk could help depression. Indian army posts photos of Yeti footprints.
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2.5.2019 • 14 Protokoll, 59 Sekunden
Vampire facials gave people HIV. Companies to ban the handshake?
Clients diagnosed with HIV after getting vampire facials from a spa. NASA is pretending an asteroid is about to hit Earth. Companies considering banning handshakes in the workplace.
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1.5.2019 • 21 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
Avengers movie leaker beat-down. Trapped in a hole for love.
Man in Hong Kong beaten outside movie theater for leaking Avengers spoilers. Lome scooters have been hacked to play rude and funny messages to riders. Mexican man traps himself in a hole he dug to spy on his ex.
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30.4.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
"911? How can I kill my boyfriend?" Russian spy whale caught begging for food.
Woman arrested after calling 911 asking how to kill her husband. Russian spy whale caught by Norwegians. Drug dealer's parrot seized by police for warning them of police presence.
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29.4.2019 • 14 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Woman shot husband on tax day. Police impersonator pulls over undercover police.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman shoots her husband in tax day. Florida man impersonating a police officer pulls over undercover police officer. Teenage girls arrested for plotting nine murders during class.
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26.4.2019 • 21 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Don't put garlic in your vagina! Astrological sign roommate discrimination?
Female MMA fighter destroys a man for masturbating at her public beach photo shoot. Is it legal to deny roommate applicants based on astrological signs? A famous gynecologist can't believe she has to tell women NOT to put garlic inside their vagina. Some calls too!
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25.4.2019 • 24 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Selfie deaths are an epidemic. Mini wrestlers busted for steroids and weed.
Cops bust miniature wrestlers with steroids and weed. Selfie deaths are an epidemic study shows. Wyoming may become first state to legalize human composting. NEW Patron!
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24.4.2019 • 24 Protokoll, 46 Sekunden
Pet dog raised from the dead. The mouth is for eating not oral sex!
Dead pet dog escapes the grave and returns to the owners. Ugandan president wants to ban oral sex, says the mouth is for eating. A plot to take a website by gunpoint went very wrong.
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23.4.2019 • 20 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
Slap and cut a pastor for Easter! "Escape from Egypt', the passover escape room.
Pastor asked students to spit on him, slap and cut him with a knife as an Easter lesson. Chicago synagogue opens escape room called "Escape from Egypt ". A comedian wins the Ukraine presidency. NEW Pateon too!
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22.4.2019 • 21 Protokoll, 59 Sekunden
Man squirts urine at lady dogwalker. Fake alligator wrestling at the mall.
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Man squirts urine at a woman walking her dog. Man arrested for aggressively eating pasta outside Olive Garden. Teen arrested for filming himself wrestling a fake alligator at the mall. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
19.4.2019 • 21 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Day laborer sex fantasy ring. Debut of the CBD infused burger.
Couple held a day laborer at gunpoint to act out a sexual fantasy and sent the pics to his wife. Carl's Jr to offer a CBD infused burger on 4/20. Robot newscaster causes a stir on Russian television. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
18.4.2019 • 20 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Testicle botox or "Scrotox". Man sues parents for destroying $30k porn stash.
Man throws an iguana at a restaurant manager. 40 year old dude Sue's parents for destroying his $30k porn stash. Botox in your testicles is a thing. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
17.4.2019 • 23 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Spiders could eat all mankind. Comedian jokes bout dying then drops dead on stage.
Spiders could eat all of mankind in only one year. Millionaire wants to stage real life Battle Royale on a private island. British comedian jokes about dying on stage and then actually drops dead on stage. NEW Patron yay! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
16.4.2019 • 22 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
Batman offers to help police during armed standoff. Mysterious mashed potatoes haunting.
A Mississippi town is haunted by mysterious mashed potatoes. Mom tries karate on cops, son strips naked, and dog steals muffin mix during bizarre Walmart incident. Man dressed as Batman offers to help police during standoff, gets promptly rejected. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
15.4.2019 • 24 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
Alien Abduction Insurance. Man threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtles.
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Man threatens to destroy everyone with an army of turtles. Cat lover pulls a gun on a woman that asked her to stop feeding the stray cats. Alien abduction insurance offered by one Florida company. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
13.4.2019 • 19 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
BONUS - Interview with Floridaman Cardgame inventor Dave Ritchie.
BONUS FLORIDA FRIDAY EPISODE- Interview with the creator of the Florida Man Card Game, Dave Ritchie. Support the cause by going to http://floridamancardgame.com Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
12.4.2019 • 27 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Top Five Food Fight Festivals. Mystery of bloodied men with severed penises.
Second man found covered in blood and holding a severed penis. Ohio couple laced cookies with laxatives for the striking teachers. Top weird food fight festivals from around the world. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
11.4.2019 • 24 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Yoga don't make you gay! Doctor finds four bees living in woman's eye.
Doctor finds four bees living in a woman's eye feeding off her tears. Yoga doesn't make you gay says Russian prison authority. Facebook to use Artificial Intelligence to respect the dead. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
11.4.2019 • 18 Protokoll, 57 Sekunden
Man slips LSD into coworkers coffee. El Chapo clothing line coming soon.
Man blew up the car of a couple who beeped at his girlfriend at McDonald's. Wife of El Chapo launching s clothing line named after her husband. Man slips LSD into coworkers' drinks to get rid of their "negative energy". Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
9.4.2019 • 16 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Dog tests positive for meth after walk in park. Man accidentally drowns while mowing his lawn.
Family dog tests positive for meth and molly after walk in the park. Canadian family drives dead father for two days because US healthcare is expensive. Man drowns while mowing his lawn. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
8.4.2019 • 20 Protokoll, 11 Sekunden
"Half-dog, half-man" bites faces. Son chokes mom who refused to dress his mannequin.
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Man stabs Krispy Kream coworker's boyfriend after fighting over how to make donuts. Florida student believed he was half-man half-dog when he bit his victims' faces off. Florida man accused of attacking his mother after she refused to dress his mannequin. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
5.4.2019 • 19 Protokoll, 21 Sekunden
New 5D sex theater opens. University offers "Angry White Male" college course.
New 5D porn theater opens in Amsterdam. California shoplifters hides a chainsaw down his pants. University of Kansas offers "Angry White Male Studies" as a college course. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
4.4.2019 • 21 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
Dragon theft is real. Men arrested for shooting each other in bullet proof vests.
Komodo Dragon Island to shut down because people are stealing dragons. Men arrested for taking turns shooting each other while wearing bullet proof vest. Electronic music could protect us all against mosquito bites. And some callls. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
3.4.2019 • 26 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Farting is not bullying court rules. Garfield phones washing up on French beaches?
Lawsuit claims farting at your employee is not bullying. Americans are having less sex than ever. For 30 years Garfield telephones have been washing up on French beaches. And April Fools revealed! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
2.4.2019 • 23 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
Tinder introduces Height Verification and men are pissed. Priests burn Harry Potter books.
Men outraged after Tinder introduces Height Verification. Polish priests burn Harry Pottrr books because of evil magic. Climate change could melt 100 years of human poop in Alaska. And the END of FLORIDA FRIDAY. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
1.4.2019 • 21 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Stolen hot air balloon. Man fakes own robbery to get out of work.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Hot air balloon at Florida festival stolen from Indiana. Man electrocuted after using metal pole to rescue pigeon off a power line. Florida man faked robbery to get out of work. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
29.3.2019 • 24 Protokoll, 11 Sekunden
"Sexual Harassment" perfume pulled. 80 year old Polish DJ kills it!
TGI Friday's potato skins has NO potato skins. Russian perfume called "Sexual Harassment" pulled from shelves. 80 year old DJ spins for seniors in Poland. And NEW Patrons!!! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
28.3.2019 • 16 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Voodoo doll of your boss? Teacher's gun goes off in class.
China removes gay scenes and gay dialogue from film Bohemian Rhapsody to the total confusion of viewers. Voodoo dolls of bosses improves workplace morale study shows. Alabama teacher arrested after gun discharged in front of first grade class. Emails and calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
27.3.2019 • 31 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Bag of Bunny Farts for Easter? Exploding penis bomb sent to doctor.
Amazon selling Bag of Bunny Farts for Easter. Protestor ate a pig's head outside of UK Vegan Festival. Spring loaded penis bomb sent to doctor's office. More Florida Man Challenges!! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
26.3.2019 • 29 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Pot laced brownies served at senior lunch. Headless Goat Polo and other weird games.
Pot laced brownies served at senior citizens luncheon. Naked Russian tries to board plane saying "I'm more aerodynamic this way!". Headless goat polo and other weird contests at the World Nomad Games. Also some Florida Man Challenges! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
25.3.2019 • 19 Protokoll, 52 Sekunden
The Florida Man Challenge! Woman masturbated in front of a teen in the way to jail.
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Man attacked by crazy squirrel gone wild raised by the neighbors. Woman accused of shoplifting, masturbating in front of a teen on the way to prison. The Florida Man Challenge is here! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
22.3.2019 • 15 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Coffee overdose leads to headbutting. Man lived in virtual reality for entire week.
Caffeine overdose as a man had five coffees and went beserk in a theater. Another guy spent an entire week in virtual reality. China's Goths are protesting after woman forced to remove her makeup. Emails and DMs and calls as well. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
21.3.2019 • 26 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
Vasectomy Madness! And professional penis cleaner?
So many men get snipped for March Madness that Buffalo Wild Wings offers "Jewel Stools". Boners Penis Cleaner is getting mixed reactions. People are calling for an intimidating pole to be removed. Emails too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
20.3.2019 • 21 Protokoll
Hip-Hop cheese tastes better. Lady sucked into her parents' grave.
Study shows that cheese exposed to hip hop music tastes better. Woman tries to stuff a swan into her car. Lady sucked into her parents' grave. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
19.3.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
Space Herpes! This pigeon sells for $1.4 million.
NASA issues a space herpes warning. A pigeon named Armando sells for $1.4 million. Court tells a dad to allow his child to transition or else it's child abuse. Many calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
18.3.2019 • 27 Protokoll, 57 Sekunden
Man molests a pelican. Entire family electrocuted installing a scoreboard.
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Charges filed against a man that molested a pelican in the Florida Keys. Florida baseball coach and wife electrocuted while installing a new scoreboard. Angry dad brings loaded AK 47 gun to school after his son called him crying. Some calls and emails too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
15.3.2019 • 22 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Survive on beer for 40 days? Stop calling them "seniors"!
German yachtsman inflates his pants to survive out in the open sea. Ohio man plans to live in beer alone for Lent. Push to stop using the term "seniors". Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
14.3.2019 • 14 Protokoll, 57 Sekunden
Mock slave auction during fifth grade class? Testicular Bill of Rights
Fifth grade class holds mock slave auction selling black students. A Georgia lawmaker files bill to force older men to report when they release sperm. Staten Island woman receives bills addressed to the wooden pole outside her home. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
13.3.2019 • 15 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Mom forgets baby at airport, plane turns around. Man driven insane by CVS's on-hold music.
Plane forced to turn back after mom forgets newborn at airport. CVS will change their on-hold music after major complaint. Italian mayor is tired of tourists ordering spaghetti bolognese! NEW Patreon! Yay! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
12.3.2019 • 18 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
Humans getting high off Catnip Cocktail. Stinky fruit farmer withdraws stinky fruit dowry.
People are getting high off "Catnip Cocktail" in Jersey. Female dragonflies fake their own death to avoid sexual harrassment from males. Millionaire stinky fruit farmer withdraws his farm dowry offer. Also some pleasant DMs. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
11.3.2019 • 21 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
TSA confiscates grenade launcher. Man stole $33k in rare coins then put them in a Coinstar.
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Man steals $33,000 worth of rare coins and cashes them in at a Coinstar for $30. TSA confiscated a grenade launcher at the airport. Man kicked out of Planet Fitness for having Tourettes. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
8.3.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Penis enlargement surgery killed a billionaire. Fornication now legal in Utah!
Scientists capture bacteria that eat pollution and breathe electricity. Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enlargement surgery. Fornication will no longer be illegal in Utah. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
8.3.2019 • 14 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Cheese your baby's face in the new viral challenge. Vegans accused of cuddling piglets to death.
Throwing cheese at babies is the latest viral internet challenge. Woman lying down in a parking lot run over by police car and cause of death unknown? Vegans accused of killing piglets by accident after storming a farm to cuddle them. Emails and nice DMs too. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
6.3.2019 • 16 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Social media tax in Uganda. Granny swept out to see in Iceland.
After social media tax imposed in Uganda, millions quit the internet. US man accused of faking his own kidnapping in order to avoid paying Superbowl bet. Grandma swept out to sea in Iceland after posing for a photo on an "Iceberg throne". Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
6.3.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Clitoris app to close the "orgasm gap". Fake resurrection by fake pastor.
To close the orgasm gap a new app called "Clit Me" will educate you about the clit. Man lost in snow for five days survived on Taco Bell hot sauce packets. Man fake resurrected by a fake pastor is now wanted back to work by his employer. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
4.3.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Florida cop let's suspects makeout as he plays Barry White. Man ends SWAT standoff for slice of pizza.
FLORIDA FRIDAY! Man became impatient and masturbated on his walk to buy porn. Cop suspended after letting suspects makeout in the back of his cruiser as he played Barry White. Man ends SWAT team standoff for just a slice of pizza. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
1.3.2019 • 18 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
John Wayne homophobic? Surprise! Drink Gin and Tonic? You may be psycho!
Man in viral photo that bought 120 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies arrested for drug dealing. Study finds Gin and Tonic drinkers likely to be psychopaths. John Wayne Playboy interview from 1971 sparks social media outrage. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
27.2.2019 • 25 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
Blind people hunting! Man has face of David Bekham but wants body of his wife.
Bill to permit blind people to hunt with special technology advances. 22 year old who had surgery to look like David Bekham now wants surgery to look like his wife Victoria. Man covers himself in peanut butter and walks around a dog park after losing a bet. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
26.2.2019 • 22 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
The blood of children won't heal you! "Small dog warning" due to high winds.
National Weather Service issued a small dog warning due to high winds. FDA warns against infusing young people's blood to fight aging. New Hampshire town seeks approval for more beaver deceivers. NEW PATRON! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
20.2.2019 • 18 Protokoll, 59 Sekunden
Ecstasy pills making people have sex with trees. Crystal meth is North Korea's trendy New Year's gift idea.
Crystal meth is North Korea's trendy Lunar New Year gift. Man is campaigning to erect an Eazy E statue erected in a small English town. Warning over UPS ecstasy pills which make users have sex with trees. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
19.2.2019 • 20 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Fake doctor cures with a beeping machine. Man dressed as dog makes love to a dog.
FLORIDA FRIDAY! Fake doctor claimed to have a cure for everything using his beeping machine. Woman catches 10 foot alligator knocking at her front door. Florida man caught on video having sex with a dog while dressed as a dog. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
15.2.2019 • 18 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Woman marries zombie doll. Another dismembered foot washed ashore.
Woman marries a zombie doll. Another dismembered foot washed on a B.C. beach. Saudi Arabia's women tracking app has critics coming for Apple and Google. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
14.2.2019 • 17 Protokoll
Genital pics and why men send them. People burning themselves in "Boiling Water Challenge"
Zoo in China puts visitors in cages and let's animals roam free. Why do men send photos of their genitals according to experts. The viral Boiling Water Challenge is landing people in the hospital, so STOP! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
12.2.2019 • 26 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
Politician licked faces then resigned. Naked glitter farting troll at Universal is a hit.
FLORIDA FRIDAY! Florida lawmaker might ban cities from banning plastic straws. Florida politician resigns following complaints she licked her colleagues' faces. Universal Orlando has a naked troll that farts glitter for the delight of guests. Reviews and calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
8.2.2019 • 21 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
Squirrel lasagna? Name a cockroach after your ex on Valentine's Day.
Zoo will name a cockroach after your ex and feed it to a meerkat on Valentine's Day. London restaurant gonna serve up squirrel lasagna. Click and pray in the Pope's new iPhone app. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
7.2.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Refrigerator dating app. Where the streets have no name.
Samsung wants to turn your refrigerator into Tinder. Voters reject proposal to name streets in German town. Steven Tyler of Aerosmith opens home for abused women in Tennessee. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
6.2.2019 • 18 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Stripper pole? That's an exercise pole for my wife & daughter! Indians are suing their parents for birthing them.
Woman posed as a pharmacist for years and handed out nearly a million prescriptions. Police raid illegal strip club and owner says NO that's an exercise pole for his wife and daughter. These Indians don't want you to have babies because life sucks. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
5.2.2019 • 27 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Under 100? No cigarettes for you! What's up with the trash bag circling Earth?
Hawaii lawmaker proposes ban cigarette sales to anyone under 100. There's an empty trash bag circling Earth. Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people for alien anal probing (FAKE NEWS). Some listener calls and Jonesy reaction to Fyre Festival doc. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
4.2.2019 • 33 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Meth Death Party for a loved one? Man finds grenade, brings it to Taco Bell.
FLORIDA FRIDAY: Man finds WWII hand grenade and brings it to Taco Bell. Man kills his family to pay a cam girl $200k. Meth fueled death party is the way to go! BONUS: Ted Bundy documentary reaction rant. And some calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
1.2.2019 • 30 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Urine covered bologna sandwich delivery. Man dated a cockroach for a year, ate her after she died.
Man dated a cockroach for a year. A clothing line that can be eaten to avoid starvation. Mystery man delivers urine covered bologna sandwiches to a neighborhood. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
31.1.2019 • 20 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
Serial killer Ted Bundy is NOT HOT! Pablo Escoburgers comes with side of coke.
Pablo Escoburgers restaurant draws backlash. Netflix begs users to stop calling Ted Bundy 'hot'. Deep midwest freeze stops beer delivery and shuts down Ice Castle. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
30.1.2019 • 21 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Gym for out of shape rattlesnakes opens. DJ killed for playing boring music.
Tripping teen went on a school groping spree. Gym for rattlesnakes opens in Melbourne. DJ I killed in Uganda for playing boring music. Emails too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
29.1.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Woman shot after performing sex act for Pringles. Family charged with selling homes they didn't own.
FLORIDA FRIDAY: Woman shot after performing a sex act for Pringles chips. Police officer runs over a couple laying on the road watching lunar eclipse. Family charged with selling homes they didn't own. New Patron too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
25.1.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Woman to marry her blanket. Man says emotional support alligator is a great idea.
Woman is getting married to her duvet blanket. Man says emotional support alligator is a great idea. Chinese TV draws ridicule for blurring earrings on male actors. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
25.1.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
Women only parking spots? Pre-infected tissues for sale.
Company selling $80 cold-infected tissues. German man sues over women only parking spots. Senator introduces Stop Stupidity Act to prevent Government shut downs. Also emails and DMs. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
23.1.2019 • 20 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
Porn viewership spikes during government shutdown. Eels are getting high off cocaine.
Eels in London getting high off cocaine in the river. Baby formula ring busted in Australian. Porn viewership spikes during government shutdown. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
22.1.2019 • 12 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Teens steal cremains thinking its cocaine. Massage parlor owner thought handies were legal.
Police seek volunteers to get drunk and get too many responses. Massage parlor owner tells court she thought handies were legal. Teens arrested after stealing cremains thinking it was cocaine. Emails and DMs too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
21.1.2019 • 19 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Drug sniffing dog overdoses. Teacher spreads poop over a child's birthday party.
FLORIDA FRIDAY: Drug sniffing K-9 overdoses while screening passengers on an EDM cruise. Man said he'd "kill em with kindness", which is the name of his machete. Teacher spreads feces over a park before a child's birthday party. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
18.1.2019 • 20 Protokoll, 43 Sekunden
Man stabbed 13 times by girlfriend proposes to her in court. Porn star turned Pastor.
Man stabbed 13 times by his Russian girlfriend proposes to her in court. Porn star turned pastor wants everyone to feel God. Bizarre ear condition makes woman unable to hear men's voices. Emails and songs with "Flat" in it! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
18.1.2019 • 19 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
Eating roadkill now legal! Red-eyed Bigfoot sightings?
New Oregon law makes it legal to eat roadkill. Woman banned from Walmart after riding electric cart and drinking wine out of a Pringles container. Red-eyed Bigfoot sightings in NC woods. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
15.1.2019 • 18 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Syringes in his rectum aren't his. Stripper had a vision of mass shooting.
FLORIDA FRIDAY! Man says the syringes found in his rectum aren't his. Woman attacks parents for refusing to take her to Outback Steakhouse. Stripper wrote about her vision to carry out mass shooting. Emails and new Patron! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
11.1.2019 • 18 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Self-driving cars attacked. Wanna watch a film inside a coffin?
Humans attacking self-driving cars in Arizona. Swedish film festival invited you to movie screening inside a locked coffin. Hunter arrested for poaching after bragging about it on dating app. Emails! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
9.1.2019 • 16 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Man licks doorbell for three hours. Divorced by text message.
Drug dealers spared prison because judge was impressed with their proper grammar. Man caught on camera licking a doorbell for three hours. Saudi women to be notified of divorce by text message in new law. NEW PATREON! 😁 Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
8.1.2019 • 19 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
Should pets have lawyers? Astronaut calls 911 by accident from space.
Astronaut accidentally calls 911 from space. Woman, who has been in a coma for 14 years, gives birth in nursing home. New Jersey lawmakers consider giving animals attorneys in court. Emails! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
7.1.2019 • 17 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Man bites brother's penis off. McDonald's straw policy incited violence.
FLORIDA FRIDAY: Man assaults McDonald's employees over their straw policy. Woman robs a mailman with a toy gun and flees on a tricycle. Man bites his brother's penis off cuz he had sex with his cousin on his favorite blanket. Nice DMs too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
4.1.2019 • 19 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
BEST OF WEIRD AF NEWS 2018
Two hours of the weirdest news stories of 2018 compiled by Jonesy specifically for you weirdos. What was the trend of 2018? Sex with animals, insane drug-fueled criminal activity, and marrying ghosts. SUPPORT Weird AF News on Patreon at http://patreon.com/weirdafnews & Watch Weird AF News on Youtube – http://youtube.com/weirdafnews & FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
28.12.2018 • 1 Stunde, 50 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Sex robot can refuse sex?if she's not in the mood. Rise in "Selfie Wrist" cases.
A famous sex robot was given an upgrade and now can refuse sex if she's not in the mood. Doctor notes a rise in "Selfie Wrist" cases. A crazy man that claims the mangoes from his farm will allow infertile couples to have a baby is being investigated.
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27.12.2018 • 19 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Human slingshot might kill you. Fake priest hard confessions for 18 years.
New Zealand has invented a giant slingshot to blast humans 60mph over a canyon. Burger King in the UK will play Toto's Africa on a loop during work hours because of a Twitter contest. Fake priest heard confessions for 18 years and finally caught.
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26.12.2018 • 21 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Rent a middle-aged man anyone? Entire police department quits.
Entire police department in Massachusetts resigns because the town, "cares so little about us all." You can rent a middle-aged man in Japan and here's why you would do that. Wearing bright colors to funerals is offensive to children apparently.
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24.12.2018 • 17 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Santa dies at a kids party. Court lifts ban on nunchucks.
Popeyes launches "Emotional Support Chicken" carrier. Santa Claus dies at a party for kindergarteners in Siberia. Federal court says ban on nunchucks unconstitutional. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
19.12.2018 • 14 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Want Cocaine with your haircut? Dirty underwear in a food delivery.
FLORIDA FRIDAY: Man received dirty underwear in his Uber Eats delivery. Hair salon offers cut and Cocaine. Man arrested for shoplifting at Kohl's right after his job interview at same Kohl's! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
14.12.2018 • 16 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Nuns stole $500k to gamble in Vegas. Man's zebras assassinated one by one.
Nuns stole $500k from Catholic Church to gamble in Las Vegas. Iowa man's zebras being assassinated one by one. Kent State graduate brought an AR-15 to campus and claims she's a victim of racism. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
12.12.2018 • 23 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Blow-up sex doll sheep for nativity scene? Candy canes banned cuz J stands for Jesus?
Principal bans candy canes cuz J stands for Jesus? Mom sends son to school with a sex doll blowup sheep for nativity scene. Man arrested after telling kids Santa isn't real. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
10.12.2018 • 15 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Science and Lego pooponh. Snowball fight ban overturned by 9 year old.
Scientists ate Legos to see how long it takes to poop them out. Football players suspended for running naked with Oreo's wedged in their butts. Boy gets Colorado town to overturn ban in Snowball fighting. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
4.12.2018 • 23 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Horse on the dancefloor? Softball coach impersonator buys kiddie porn.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Woman pulls knife on a man after he complained she farted in the dollar store. Softball coach impersonator arrested for buying child porn. Viral video shows horse rode onto a Miami dance floor. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
30.11.2018 • 18 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Penis foreskin facials? Man hides bag of Cocaine in his member.
Penis foreskin facials could mean the end of the World. Kansas recalls license plates for racial slur. Man pulls bag if Cocaine from his penis following arrest. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
29.11.2018 • 19 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Rat cooking at a burger joint. Worst year in history to be a human is....
Burger joint closes after video shows rat grilling. The worst year in history to be a human was... ATM machine found in the Maine woods. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
27.11.2018 • 22 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
World's most isolated tribe kills US missionary. Town of Wool asked to change to Vegan Wool by PETA.
Man crushed to death by forklift driven by pet dog. Town of Wool being asked to change name to Vegan Wool by PETA. US tourist killed by Earth's most isolated tribe. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
26.11.2018 • 21 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Fart controversy at Grand Slam of Darts. Dark Matter Hurricane is coming!
Fart controversy at Grand Slam of Darts. Woman has dead husband skinned so she can display his tattoos on the wall. Dark Matter Hurricane is here! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
21.11.2018 • 20 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Sex gone wrong as man's head caught in wife's vagina. 4,000 yr Yelp review on clay tablet discovered.
couple hospitalized after man's head gets caught in her vagina. 4,000 year old clay tablet is oldest Yelp review. Australians outraged over sausage safety ruling. Also a fan sent me a gift in the mail! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
20.11.2018 • 24 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Herpes monkey's are a danger! Naked intruder makes ramen and plays bongos
FLORIDA FRIDAY! Man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos. Monkey's carrying herpes may double experts say. More girls joining Boy Scouts in Central Florida than anywhere else. New patron and emails and bad reviews! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
16.11.2018 • 20 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
Naked dabbing peeping Tom terrorizes Jersey. Woman sues ex over his oversized penis.
Woman sues ex claiming oversize penis stretched her vagina. Tanzania gov. threatens to deploy army over cashew nut crisis. Naked dabbing peeping Tom in a wig terrorizes Jersey. NEW Patron! Buy my comedy album at http://Jonesy.com w/discount code:WEIRDO Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
14.11.2018 • 24 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
Woman blows up wedding dress at divorce party. Teenagers boil sanitary pads to get high
Self driving cars will lead to rise in car sex, study says. Woman's divorce ends in wedding dress explosion felt 15 miles away. Teenagers boil sanitary pads to get high. Buy my album at http://Jonesy.com discount code:WEIRDO Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
13.11.2018 • 23 Protokoll, 25 Sekunden
Silicone testicle injections kill a man. Old man tries to change his age to younger for Tinder.
Down syndrome community tries to get endangered species status from Canadian government. Man tries to change his age in order to get better Tinder responses. Silicone testicle injections kill a man. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
12.11.2018 • 21 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Naked man wearing Crocs jumps into crocodile exhibit. Dr. removes woman's good kidney, thinks it's a tumor.
FLORIDA FRIDAY! Man wearing only Crocs jumps into crocodile exhibit. Two women slash each other with broken coffee mugs at a bus stop. Doctor removes woman's good kidney thinking it's a tumor. LOL Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
10.11.2018 • 21 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
Bigfoot porn scandal and an election. No pants man falls thru Wafflehouse ceiling.
Bigfoot porn scandal affects election. Man broke into apartment to take a bath. No pants man falls thru Waffle House ceiling. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
8.11.2018 • 17 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Murderer serves his victim's parts at his own vegan restaurant. Drink coffee black? You may be a psychopath.
Restaurant owner murders man, feeds him to customers. Study says your a psychopath if you drink your coffee black. Scientists say mysterious object may be an alien probe. New Patron yay! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
6.11.2018 • 23 Protokoll, 12 Sekunden
Actor cuts off own arm, poses as a war veteran. Dog bites off owner's testicles.
Actor that appeared on Better Call Saul admits to cutting off own arm. Swiss researchers are playing Led Zeppelin to cheese. Bulldog euthanized after biting owner's balls off after he spread peanut butter on his crotch. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
5.11.2018 • 20 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Mayor solicited sex for speedbumps. First snow park coming to Florida?
FLORIDA FRIDAY! Mayor solicited sex for speedbumps. Student dressed as Terminator and wore real shotgun shells around his body. First snow park coming to Florida? New Patron! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
2.11.2018 • 23 Protokoll, 52 Sekunden
Children's Fight Club at a daycare. Sorry for "Swastika Saturday" party!
Daycare in St. Louis hosts a children's fight club. Hotel workers complain about wild sex parties by rich Saudis that leave poop everywhere. Ohio haunted house apologizes for "Swastika Saturday." Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
1.11.2018 • 22 Protokoll, 33 Sekunden
Sex toys will be safer in Sweden. Guy stabs a guy for telling him the ending of his books.
Sweden plans to make sex toys safer because too many people get them stuck in their rectum. Instanbul vending machines offer subway credit for recycling. Antarctic scientist stabs colleague who kept telling him the ending of the books he was reading. calls and new comedy album release. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
31.10.2018 • 32 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Child's Hitler costume causes outrage. "The Purge" party ends in shootings.
"The Purge" Halloween party ends with shootings. Jewish man dresses son as Hitler for trick or treat event. Hot air balloons keep landing on church lawn. DMs and such. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
29.10.2018 • 22 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Satan worshipping girls plotted to drink classmates blood. Man blames child porn on his cat.
Florida Friday! Two Satan worshipping school girls plotted to kill fellow students and drink their blood. Man caught with child porn blames it on his cat. Florida cops use license plate readers to know everyone's daily routine. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
26.10.2018 • 26 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Stunt rapper falls off plane while rapping dies. Library sued over Drag Queen Story Hour.
Library sued by anti-gay activists over Drag Queen Story Hour. Doctor borrowed $300k from patient then diagnosed her with dementia in order not to pay her back. Stunt rapper dies while rapping on wing of a plane. lots of calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
25.10.2018 • 27 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Pagan Viking beard gets man fired. Lock your doors or someone might break in and clean your home!
Hospital fires employee over his pagan Viking religious beard. Dutch "Silly Walks" crosswalk is a hit. Police remind Nova Scotians to lock their doors after pair enter wrong home and clean it. Emails too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
24.10.2018 • 26 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
Virginity tests for lady Indonesian police. Flight attendant has sex with porn star.
Flight attendant suspended for having a romp with a male porn star in the bathroom. CDC warns against Halloween costumes for your pet chickens. Indonesian police women have to undergo virginity tests. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
22.10.2018 • 26 Protokoll
Cops eat stolen Krispy Kreme do nuts. Man shot outside bar for refusing a free shot.
Florida Friday! Cops eat donuts after finding stolen Krispy Kreme truck. Man gets 40 years for plotting bombs in Target stores hoping to drive their stock down. Man shot outside Florida bar after refusing to take a shot with shooter. Lots of calls and construction! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
19.10.2018 • 24 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
Smart diaper alerts you to poop. Long long history of CVS receipts
Smart diaper tells parents when child has peed or pooped. Alarming study showing massive insect loss worldwide. Long long history of CVS receipts. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
17.10.2018 • 21 Protokoll, 57 Sekunden
Man strips naked, jumps into shark tank at aquarium. Student shared cookies made from grandma's ashes.
Student shared cookies made with her grandma's ashes. Boeing 737 crashes through a wall and keeps going. Man enters Ripley's aquarium, strips naked and jumps into shark tank. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
16.10.2018 • 21 Protokoll, 52 Sekunden
Man run over by lawnmower while trying to kill son with chainsaw. Man eats pizza every day for forty years.
Tennessee dad run over by lawnmower while trying to kill his son with chainsaw. Robot to testify before court for first time ever. Jersey man eats pizza every day for forty years. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
15.10.2018 • 17 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Man offers girlfriend on eBay as "used". Woman calls 911 on the whales.
Woman calls 911 on some humpback whales. Man lists girlfriend on eBay as a joke and gets over $100k offer. Indian police to cut down on the smiling. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
11.10.2018 • 18 Protokoll
Orgie room with Hitler theme causes uproar. Inmates order Chinese food via drone.
Thai sex hotel slammed for Nazi themed orgie room. Pizza delivery boy facing 15 years for spitting in food. Irish inmates may have received drone delivered Chinese food. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
9.10.2018 • 22 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Bullet in head mistaken for headache. Man tries to buy 8 year old girl at Walmart. Florida Friday!
Florida Friday! Man with a headache finds a bullet in his head. Man arrested for trying to buy an 8 year old girl at Walmart for $200k. Man throws a bicycle and a human off a bridge. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
5.10.2018 • 16 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
Exploding eyeball at golf tourney. Thieves steal entire vineyard in one night.
Woman's eyeball explodes after being hit with a golf ball at the Ryder cup. Thieves steal an entire German vineyard in one night. Disney puppet master arrested attempting to 3D print a gun. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
4.10.2018 • 16 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Oral sex talk broadcast by police chopper. First electric scooter DUI.
Winnipeg police apologize for x-rated chopper talk overheard by public. Californians living in cars is an epidemic. Los Angeles has first electric scooter DUI. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
2.10.2018 • 19 Protokoll, 12 Sekunden
Nude gardner pisses off neighbors. Teacher fired for giving out zeros.
Florida Friday!! Nude gardner says he is a private person. Florida teacher fired for given out zeros. Couple steals a boat and takes it to Cuba for honeymoon. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
28.9.2018 • 15 Protokoll, 57 Sekunden
Real life Mario Kart is coming! Kindergarten student allowed to bring Cannabis to school.
Live Mario Kart coming to Los Angeles. Kindergarten student allowed to take Cannabis meds to school judge rules. Coolest places in the world you're NOT allowed to visit. A review too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
26.9.2018 • 23 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Dead turtle in her vagina. Bus driver let's teens take the wheel.
A dead turtle was found inside a woman's vagina and she doesn't remember how it got there. A sex toy company is making a "Bopit" inspired toy. Indiana school bus driver caught on video allowing kids to drive the bus. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
25.9.2018 • 15 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Farts go viral for one security guard. Woman sexually assaulted by herd of manatees. FLORIDA FRIDAY!
A 400 pound woman survives sexual assault by a herd of manatees in Florida. Florida dad arrested for driving teen son to park to have sex. Florida security guard fired over his farting viral videos. Florida Friday! And your call ins. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
21.9.2018 • 22 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Stoned lobsters taste better. Flamin Hot Cheetos restaurant?
Flamin Hot Cheetos pop-up restaurant opened. Former manager of Dept. of Defense says UFOS are real. "Hot Box" lobsters is the humane way. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
20.9.2018 • 18 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Parents are hiring fake uncle's to protect their kids from bullies. Man walks into police station with wife's head.
Parents in Korea can hire an intimidating fake uncle to protect their kid from school bullies. Man walks into Indian police station with his wife's head. Videogame Fortnite has been cited in over 200 divorce proceedings. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
17.9.2018 • 18 Protokoll, 46 Sekunden
You masturbated with John Lennon? Author of "How to Murder Your Husband", murders her husband.
Televangelist Pat Robertson casts a magic Jesus Shield spell to stop Hurricane Florence. Author of "How to Murder Your Husband" murders her husband. Paul McCartney says he masturbated with John Lennon back in the day. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
12.9.2018 • 18 Protokoll, 6 Sekunden
Woman's home shot up for leaving bad Facebook review. British sailors beating each other up in Florida.
Woman's home shot for leaving bad restaurant review. British sailors beating each other up in Florida
Florida woman's home is shot up after leaving a bad Facebook review on a restaurant. Suspect flees police into toxic algae and then asks to be saved by police. Drunken British sailors invade Florida and beat each other up. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
11.9.2018 • 20 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
Crackpipe vending machines seized. Lunch Lady Larceny!
Roadside crackpipe vending machine seized in Long Island, Millennials spend more on coffee than they do on retirement, Lunch Lady Larceny as two lunch ladies steal half a million bucks. New Patreon and emails. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
10.9.2018 • 19 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Porn shoot by your dog sitter? Vegan men are shamed study says
Men fear social shame when ordering vegetarian study says. Olympic champion hires dogsitter, comes home to a porn shoot. Dunkin Donuts in Boston accidentally hands out Eagles championship cups. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
6.9.2018 • 13 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Boy beheads himself after losing videogame? Man sexually assaults a dying beaver.
Wasping: teens getting high using wasp killer. Police arrest a man for sexually assaulting a dying beaver. A boy in Russia allegedly beheaded himself after losing a video game. New Patron! Yay! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
5.9.2018 • 18 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
Lady posed as dentist for years. PETA wants to honor dead lobster crash site.
PETA asks Maine to honor dead lobsters with big roadside monument. Georgia woman faces felony charges for posing as a dentist for 7 years. Smallest North Dakota city to double population to 4. Dangerous LA Jonesy story. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
4.9.2018 • 18 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Prostitutes sink a yacht. Couple sells drugs thru home-made drive-thru.
Florida couple sells drugs through drive-thru window in their mobile home. Store closed down for putting googly eyes on fish to make them look fresh. Bachelor party boat sinks because of weight of too many prostitutes. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
3.9.2018 • 16 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
School removes tag, kickball and other games so kids aren't embarrassed. Thieves steal right shoes only from store.
Tag, kickball, dodgeball, musical chairs - are deemed inappropriate by Alabama school board. Thieves raid Virginia shoe store for right shoes only. Scientists say laziness is an effective survival skill. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
31.8.2018 • 15 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Bride charges $1,500 wedding entrance fee. Afraid to quit your job? Hire these guys!
Bride canceled wedding after guests refused to pay $1,500 wedding entrance fee. For $450 this company will quit your job for you. Wasabi and Hot Chicken Wing are new Oreo cookie flavors. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
30.8.2018 • 22 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Drive-in "sex boxes" for prostitution are a hit. Missouri regulates use if word "meat".
Sexually frustrated dolphin is humping bathers in France. Missouri is first state to regulate use of word "meat" on food. Drive-in sex boxes are a success in Switzerland. New patreon and calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
28.8.2018 • 25 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Couple has sex wrong way for years. Emotional support animal has an emotional support animal.
Chinese couple couldn't conceive for four years because they were having sex the wrong way. Mayo Florida changes name to Miracle Whip. Emotional support animal has an emotional support animal? Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
27.8.2018 • 16 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Woman wants a ghost-baby. Male birds know when females are on Prozac.
Woman who is dating a ghost now wants to have babies with him. Male birds know when females are on antidepressants. Pastafarianism is not a religion says Dutch court. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
24.8.2018 • 16 Protokoll, 52 Sekunden
Don't jump! Here's a beer! And Germany has no plan for alien contact?
Redbull and vodka is scientifically proven to start fights. Beer deliveryman talks man out of jumping off a bridge by offering a 12 pack. Germany lacks plan in case of alien contact. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
20.8.2018 • 21 Protokoll, 10 Sekunden
Vagina beer. Police investigate a hippo spanker.
Police investigate a man that spanked a hippo at the LA Zoo. Woman demands a refund for her trip to Spain cuz there were too many Spaniards. Vagina beer is available in Poland. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
16.8.2018 • 15 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Nude beach allows cows. Man jailed for licking woman's car.
Cows allowed to chill on Swedish nudist beaches in heatwave. Man jailed for stalking woman and licking her car. Paris puts out sidewalk urinals. Also Jonesy weighs in in butt play. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
15.8.2018 • 22 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Whale balls beer? AI designed to find Waldo.
Icelandic beer is made from giant whale testicles. AI powered robot can find Waldo in under five seconds. Man has limbs amputated after being licked by a dog. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
14.8.2018 • 13 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Man steals plane, says, "I've played videogames". Locals are burning electric scooters in rage.
Fed up locals are setting electric scooters on fire and tossing them into the ocean. Man grieved at wrong gravestone for 30 years. Man steals a plane and tells air traffic control, "I got this. I've played video games before." Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
13.8.2018 • 20 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
"Snapchat Dysmorphia" and plastic surgery. Drunk man wakes up without a penis.
Snapchat Dysmorphia fuels new cartoonist plastic surgery requests. Beauty queen resigns her title rather than cover up tattoos. Drunk man wakes up without a penis. Emails and stuff. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
8.8.2018 • 25 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Pot infused beer is here! Man taunted a Bison and was arrested.
Pot infused beer is here but is it legal? Man arrested for taunting a Bison in a viral video. Mets fans offered free therapy from a NY mental health Corp. New Patreon! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
7.8.2018 • 21 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Body odor turn you on? Elderly men escape home to go to metal fest.
Two elderly German men escape a nursing home to attend a heavy metal music festival. Legally blind 96 year old woman still bowls like a boss. Does body odor turn you on? Then head to a Pheromone party near you. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
6.8.2018 • 16 Protokoll, 11 Sekunden
Cuddle with goats anyone? Restaurants using facial recognition to remember your order.
Restaurants are using facial recognition software to remember how you like your burger. North Caroline goat farm needs human volunteers to cuddle with baby goats. FDA cracks down on the use of "milk" in soy and almond milk. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
2.8.2018 • 14 Protokoll
Man changes gender for cheaper car insurance. Stolen shark returned.
Canadian man changed his gender to save on his auto insurance. Uber drivers are using vomit to scam drivers. Major shark heist in San Antonio ends on a good note. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
1.8.2018 • 19 Protokoll, 6 Sekunden
Burglar asks for wifi password. Man takes his alligator on a beer run. More!
Jacksonville Florida man takes his pet alligator into the store on a beer-run. Burglar breaks into a couple's home just to ask for their WiFi password. Nude man at Planet Fitness says he thought it was a judgement free zone. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
31.7.2018 • 17 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Nazi pro wrestler is a teacher by day. Woman married herself.
Pennsylvania teacher investigated for moonlighting as a Nazi pro wrestler. Horse camp had kids paint on the horse instead of riding. Woman married herself in the beach. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
30.7.2018 • 18 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Cat telepathy whaaaaat? Solar Eclipse blamed on the devil! more stuff you'll like.
Oregon woman finds cougar in her home, uses cat telepathy and eye blinking to remove it. Mysterious Devilry blamed for a weird 3 hour solar eclipse in Siberia. Man steals 4 cacti and Tokyo police stage a stakeout. Also calls and throwback Jim Baker prank. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
26.7.2018 • 29 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
Penis-less sex attacker tricked women for years. Top 20 Weird AF Films.
Sex attacker who has no penis duped women into having sex using an "unknown object". Japanese advertising company selling space on women's armpits. Top 20 Weird AF Films. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
25.7.2018 • 18 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Lawmaker drops draws and yells N word on TV. Ohio DMV uses LeBron Lakers photo to keep people from smiling
Georgia lawmaker asked to resign after pulling down his pants and yelling racial slurs on Showtime. Poor R. Kelly releases 19 minute song about pedophilia accusations and legal woes. Ohio DMV uses LeBron Lakers photo to keep people from smiling in their license photo. Emails too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
24.7.2018 • 22 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
Mummy juice anyone? New viral challenge: jump out of a moving car!
Thousands of people want to drink putrid mummy juice found in Egyptian Sarcophagus. New viral challenge: jumping out of a moving car. Millennials outraged after baseball team anounces "Millennial Night" at the park. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
23.7.2018 • 23 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
Don't summon a Demon, please. Someone put robot legs on a plant and now I'm frightened.
Summoning a demon is one of the worst things you can do this weekend. Robotic legs have been added to a plant so that it can move to sunlight. Man steals his date's car and then uses it to take a different date to the movies. Calls and emails too!
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22.7.2018 • 27 Protokoll, 43 Sekunden
Drunk seagulls everywhere but why? Man has "consensual" sex with a horse- says "It winked at me".
Over 1,500 animals practice homosexuality. Dozens of drunk seagulls found on British beaches. Man had sex with a horse after it smelled his crotch and winked at him he claims. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
19.7.2018 • 16 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
Ninja shortage in Japan! Man dies after friend blows air up his rectum in ‘prank’ gone wrong.
There's a ninja shortage in Japan and it's affecting tourism. Man dies after friend blows air up his rectum in "prank" gone wrong. Step right up and get your "Snake Massage!" And some great calls. DONATE to the Weird AF Patreon: http://patreon.com/weirdafnews Watch Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
18.7.2018 • 25 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
World's ugliest dog died. Bulletproof clothing is all the rage.
Bulletproof clothing designers say US demand is on the rise. The world's ugliest dog, Zsa Zsa has died. Paraplegic man zip-tied and stun gunned a stripper. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
17.7.2018 • 13 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
Gay tortoise named Jon is oldest land creature. Canadians spot 3 UFO's per day. More!
World's oldest living land creature is a gay tortoise named Jonathan. Massachusetts school allowed to use electric shock treatment. Canadians spot 3 UFO'S per day in 2017. Calls and DMs too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
16.7.2018 • 26 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Sand Mafia stealing beaches! Burglar breaks into Escape Room and calls police for help. More too!
Drunk driver runs back to his burning car to light a cigarette. The world is running out of sand and it's created a black market "sand Mafia". Burglar calls police when he's trapped in the escape room he broke into. Also lotsa calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
13.7.2018 • 20 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
Dad breastfeeds when Mom can't. Screw the wedding gifts, couple wants 1,000 goats!
Father breastfeeds newborn daughter when Mom can't. A Florida couple asks for 1,000 goats instead of wedding gifts. Netflix crew bans looking at each other longer than 5 seconds for #metoo workplace culture. Also new Patreons! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
11.7.2018 • 18 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Sperm quality improved by nut eating. Women hate Speedos study shows. Duh!
Florida woman kills her dad then lives with his corpse for several days. Sperm count and quality improved with a nut eating diet says a recent study. And 99% of women do not enjoy their man in a Speedo. Calls and a surprise song written by Jonesy. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
9.7.2018 • 24 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Let's make God "gender neutral" says church. Take bath salts, shoot guns at fireflies. More!
Students in Detroit suing the government because they weren't taught how to read. Couple high on bath salts shoot guns at fireflies. Episcopal Church considering making God "gender neutral". Call ins and more! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
6.7.2018 • 27 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Racism in Declaration of Independence claimed Facebook. Healer's "bullet proof" charm didn't work. Oops!
Facebook finds the Declaration if Independence to be a racist document. Nigerian healer shot dead after his "bullet proof" charm doesn't stop the bullet. 92 year old shoots her son because he threatened to put her in assisted living. Calls and Crows too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
5.7.2018 • 19 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
4th of July BoomBox Parade? Also 10 Weird facts about our National Holiday.
10 unusual weird facts about the Fourth of July. Strange Fourth of July parades! And more. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
4.7.2018 • 13 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Subtitled Porn for hearing impaired! Attacked by crows? There's an app for that! And introducing Weird AF News Patreon!
Pornhub is offering subtitled videos for the deaf and hard of hearing viewers. Introducing an app that tracks crow attacks so you can be safe. Police arrest intruder who broke in and ate Frosted Flakes in a woman's home. Also introducing the Weird AF News Patreon! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
2.7.2018 • 23 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
"All I see is people dying", says Alexa. Drunk driver arrested while making sandwich for his dog. More stuff!
Alexa tells it's owner: "All I see is people dying". Shadow Men app let's people think there's a man inside your apartment. Drunk driver busted making a sandwich for his dog at an intersection. Calls and more. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
28.6.2018 • 23 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Penis size and happiness: new study. Help! I'm being attacked by vegans!
France: Butchers demand protection from vegan "terrorists". Penis size research underway so fellas, send in your penis pics! American woman flies 4,000 miles to tag a friend "you're it!" and then immediately flies home. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
27.6.2018 • 12 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Wanna live on the moon? Also the secret to long life, says 109 yr old woman: "avoid men!"
"Space Kingdom" seeks citizens for life by beyond Earth very soon. A 109 year old woman reveals number one secret to living a long healthy life. Bill Gates wants mosquitoes to screw each other to death, literally. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
26.6.2018 • 19 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Men can pee standing up court rules. Rat eats $18k cash inside ATM. More!
World Cup soccer fans are out-drinking the Country of Russia. Rat eats over $18k on cash inside an Indian ATM. German court rules that men can pee while standing up. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
25.6.2018 • 15 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Horse and pony fetish? Woman shoots ex in the balls for stealing her air conditioner.
Florida woman shoots ex husband in the testicles for trying to steal her air conditioner. Florida man breaks into lady's home to pet her family cat. Meet the folks with a pony fetish who showjump all weekend dressed as horses. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
22.6.2018 • 18 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Firefighters shoot porn in the station, suspended. Florida man chugs a beer during DUI stop.
Florida man chugged a beer during a police DUI stop and has no regrets. Akron Ohio firefighters suspended for allegedly shooting porn videos in the station. China cracks down on ASMR videos, calling them "softcore porn". And what would you do in all 50 states? my Weirdos call in! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
21.6.2018 • 21 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
Pot smokers can't buy guns? Man does after deceased mom's coffin falls on him. More!
Indonesian man carrying his mother's coffin during funeral dies when it falls on his head. Court rules that medical marijuana card holders can't buy firearms. Musician wins $260,000 in lawsuit against his ex-girlfriend who sabotaged his career. Emails and other podcasts. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
18.6.2018 • 20 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Pimp wins election in NV. Hotel "flu" pays people to catch the flu.
A real life legal pimp defeats a Nevada lawyer in GOP race. Missouri's "Hotel Influenza" wants to pay you $3500 to catch the flu. Husband finds the skull of his wife's dead previous hubby in their garden and calls police. Subscribe! Do that thing! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
15.6.2018 • 14 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Clitoris: God's antenna to the world! Butcher used suicide bomber sign to sell his bacon and more
Butcher in Australia apologizes for making a "suicide bomber" sign in order to sell more bacon. Reverend defends the clitoris in court saying it's "God's antenna to the Universe!". Police warn: Do not call 911 over late pizza. Also calls! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
13.6.2018 • 22 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Drinking dog pee for clear skin? Children write the nastiest obituary for dead mom and more.
Woman drinks her own dog's urine in a viral video claiming it cleared up her acne. The children of a dead Minnesota woman write a nasty obituary for her. Saudi Arabian fashion show features drones instead of female models. The Brown Note is an audio tone that sposed to make you poop so listen to this on the toilet. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
12.6.2018 • 19 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Kim Jong's poop needs to be secured! World's largest skinny dip and more.
Why North Korea has to hide Kim Jong Un's poop. Biologists discover underwater octopus city calles "Octlantis". New world record for largest skinny dip tool place on Ireland. Plus emails and DMs from Weirdos. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
11.6.2018 • 18 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
Woman's tongue pregnant by a squid, Zombie smartphone walkway build in China and more
China builds a special "smartphone zombie" pedestrian walkway. Woman gets her tongue pregnant by eating raw squid. US kindergartens now teaching nursery rhymes to prep kids for school shootings. Calls and emails n bad reviews. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
8.6.2018 • 22 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
God speaks through a stuffed lion say parents, A psychopathic AI created in the lab!
Lottery winner dumps $200,000 worth of manure on his ex boss's front lawn. Scientists create a "psychopath" AI. Couple loses custody of child after they speak in tongues during court to a stuffed lion they claim is voice of God. Lotsa calls too! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
7.6.2018 • 21 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Girl orders KFC just so delivery driver will kill a spider, Strange noises making diplomats I'll in China.
Student orders KFC delivery in order to ask the driver to kill a spider. IHOP teases customers on social media with a prank they're changing name to IHOb. A medical mystery grows as US diplomats in China fall I'll after hearing strange sounds. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
6.6.2018 • 18 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
Attempted testicle removal fail, Lawsuit over definition of "pickles"?
woman arrested for attempting to remove boyfriend's festivals in Ohio. New York school district considering proposal to ban all homework. Couple suiting Texas over the definition of a pickle. Calls too! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
5.6.2018 • 17 Protokoll, 57 Sekunden
Crystal Methvin arrested for crystal meth. "Barbecue" some child molesters anyone?
Crystal Methvin arrested for possession of crystal meth in Florida. Man arrested for attempting to "barbecue" child molesters in Florida. Five reasons women can be super pregnant and not know it. Plus funny calls. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
1.6.2018 • 20 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
NASA shoots sperm into space. Snoop Dogg breaks record for biggest glass of gin and juice and more.
NASA shoots sperm to the International Space Station for astronauts to study. Snoop Dogg breaks the Guinness world record for biggest glass of gin and juice. Man got a 26 inch shower head caught inside his rectum but how? Also some great funny calls. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
31.5.2018 • 20 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
How much fart is on your flight? KKK ad featured in front page of newspaper and some more.
Scientists figure out how much fart is in the cabin on your average flight. KKK recruitment flyer printed on front page of a Virginia newspaper. Artificial Intelligence is catching criminals in China using facial recognition technology at concerts. Also some nice calls that made me smile! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
30.5.2018 • 21 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
Please don't roast marshmallows over the erupting volcano, Evantegist asks followers for $54million private jet as Jesus would've used and more
Please don't roast marshmallows over the active volcano in Hawaii the USGS warns citizens. Evangelist asks followers to fund $54 million private jet because "Jesus wouldn't be riding a donkey." Teacher won't face fines for drowning raccoons and opossum in front of students. Some calls and messages! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
29.5.2018 • 18 Protokoll, 25 Sekunden
Fake pet testicles and cockroach milk? WTF?!
Fake pet testicles have made some guy a millionaire. Cockroach milk is now a healthy option if you're a freak. Man tells police he was hit in the face by a meteor. Calls too. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
25.5.2018 • 16 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Biggest orgy has a venue problem, Poop-smelling town gets free Febreze and other weirdness
World's largest orgy scheduled for June had to switch venues when the hotel pulled out. Alabama town that dealt with a poop train from NYC for months gets free Febreze to deal with smelly aftermath. Student penalized for his prank - putting the school up for sale on Craigslist. Also am I allowed to make fun of the president on Weird AF News? You weigh in! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
25.5.2018 • 15 Protokoll, 53 Sekunden
Butt plug removal training for firefighters. Sorry for the manual on seducing Russian women guys! And more!
Firefighters in Germany receive special training on how to remove butt plugs and cock rings. Argentina soccer team apologizes for their published manual on how to seduce Russian women while playing overseas. Man spends four hours in his underwear on top of a Wendy's rooftop for some reason. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
22.5.2018 • 16 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Hitler is not alive on the moon, study confirms. Man calls police to report a pig following him. And mas!
Hitler is not alive on the moon a new study confirms. Ohio man calls police to report he's being followed by a pig. First baby born in 12 years on remote Brazilian island. Also calls! WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
21.5.2018 • 20 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Eating ecstasy wrapped in cheese? Mom changes son's name after tattoo artists misspells it and more
Mom in Sweden changes her son's name after tattoo artist misspells it on her body. Sexuality expert claims parents should ask their baby's permission to change their dirty diaper. Women are eating MDMA wrapped in Brie cheese and loving it.
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18.5.2018 • 13 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Dirty jokes in Anne Frank's diary? Airlines bans insects and Hawks as "emotional support" animals
Researchers discover some dirty jokes and sex education thoughts hidden in Anne Frank's diary. American Airlines bans insects, Hawks, goats and hedgehogs as "emotional support" animals on flights. Student brings a cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito to her prom. Plus weird call ins. WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones orhttp://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com
16.5.2018 • 21 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Passengers pay for sex with flight attendants, Egypt makes religious decree against false Facebook Likes and more
Texas elementary school bans birthday spankings after complaints. Egypt makes religious decree against false Facebook Likes. British airways flight attendants allegedly get paid to have sex with first class customers. Also emails and DMs. FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones and http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy
11.5.2018 • 16 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
Giraffe headbutts filmmaker, kills him. Scotland bans cheap booze and more
Award winning filmmaker dies after a giraffe head-butts him on set. Scotland bans cheap booze (kinda). Televangelist Jim Bakker calls his Missouri cabins the safest spot for the Apocalypse. Also emails! FOLLOW Jonesy: http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones
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7.5.2018 • 17 Protokoll, 53 Sekunden
Cracked out kangaroos attack! Paint ball wars on the streets of Detroit and more
Kangaroos hopped up on carrots and junk food are attacking families in Australia. Detroit police are cracking down on the paint ball wars going on in the streets. The Universe is an egg and the moon doesn't exist: UK Flat Earth Conference. Also emails!! FOLLOW Jonesy http://Instagram.com/funnyjones and http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://Jonesy.com
3.5.2018 • 18 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Females free to display their breasts in public, Anti-bestiality laws draw static and more
Abu Dhabi goverment appoints a baby as "Happiness Executive" . US Federal court rules females are free to display their breasts in public. Bid to toughin Louisiana anti-bestiality laws is drawing static. And more call-ins! FOLLOW Jonesy http://instagram.com/funnyjones and http://twitter.com/funnyjones and http://Jonesy.com
27.4.2018 • 20 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Zombie Racoons! And "Enjoy Cocaine" kids!
"Enjoy Cocaine" baby clothes were pulled from Amazon after complaints. Reports of "Zombie raccoons" in Ohio. Man built a "sex chamber" for him and his girlfriend to have intercourse with their pet husky, police say. FOLLOW Jonesy - http://Instagram.com/funnyjones and http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://Facebook.com/comedianjonesy
26.4.2018 • 17 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
Testicle Festival canceled. Court rules a monkey can't sue for copyright and more
After 35 years the Montana Testicle Festival is canceled. Court rules monkey cannot sue for copyright infringement over a selfie it took. Man who stole $1.2 million in fajitas will serve a 50 year sentence. And some calls/emails over the gonad transplant I covered yesterday. FOLLOW http://instagram.com/funnyjones http://twitter.com/funnyjones http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy
25.4.2018 • 15 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
World's first penis and scrotum transplant, Oldest person on Earth just died and more
World's first penis and scrotum transplant is a success. Oldest person on Earth just died in Japan at age 117. Republican challenges his rival to a literal shoot-out to prove who's more "pro gun". FOLLOW http://instagram.com/funnyjones http://twitter.com/funnyjones and http://Jonesy.com
24.4.2018 • 15 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Father, son sell ecstasy as Tracy Morgan and Tim Allen, Sliced Ketchup and Coyote selfies!
Detroit father and son busted for selling ecstasy and using name's Tracy Morgan and Tim Allen to do so. Sliced Ketchup is about to be a real thing. Montreal residents warned: No Coyote selfies please! * Also some call ins from my Weirdos. Follow http://instagram.com/funnyjones and http://twitter.com/funnyjones
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23.4.2018 • 16 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Preschool bans kids from using term "best friend", a new study: smelling farts can prevent disease & more
Massachusetts preschool bans kids from using the term "best friend". A new study: smelling farts can prevent disease. Baboons use a 55 gallon barrel to escape a Texas research facility. Follow Jonesy @funnyjones (Twitter & Instagram) or Jonesy.com
22.4.2018 • 14 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Kids skip school for Cubs game, run into principal. Man exposes himself cuz he "Hasn't gotten any in a while", and more.
Kids skip school for Cubs game and run into their principal at the game who was ALSO skipping school. Man exposed himself at a mall then told police it was because he "Hasn't gotten any in a while", and if you live in a city with a sexual name you get free Pornhub Premium for a year.
16.4.2018 • 9 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Penis car towing by a religious leader named "Penis Baba" and woman marries a tree and more
Indian Religious leader named "Penis Baba" pulls cars with his penis, a Florida lady marries a 100 year old tree and a Canadian chef butchers and eats some deer in front of animal rights activists outside his restaurant
13.4.2018 • 14 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Guy exposed himself to Amish women cuz they can't call for help, a ban on "Manspreading" & more
Man exposed himself to Amish women because they can't call for help or take video he says, a ban on "Manspreading" on public transportation in Spain, and PA school district decides it's a good idea to arm students against shooters with a bucket of rocks.
11.4.2018 • 14 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
"This is Jesus Christ and I just broke into a Pizza Hut!", Mom who once married son jailed for marrying daughter & more
Man calls 911 and says, "This is Jesus Christ and I just broke into a Pizza Hut!", an Oklahoma mom who once married her son is jailed for marrying her daughter, and man legally changes his gender so that he can retire early
9.4.2018 • 10 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Penis "zapping" to treat ED, mom crashes car to prove God is real and more
Men are penis "zapping" to treat erectile dysdunction, mom crashes her car into a pole to prove to kids that God is real, and people are ditching toilet paper in favor of a reusable "family cloth"
6.4.2018 • 10 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Snorting condoms in a new viral challenge, Man nailed to cross on Easter and more
Snorting condoms is the latest web viral video challenge. Phillipine man nailed to cross on Easter for 32 straight years no longer feels the pain. "Chris is Risen" Easter church sign mistake.
3.4.2018 • 9 Protokoll, 21 Sekunden
Lobster and waffles? Mom gives weed to her baby on Facebook video and more
Mom arrested for giving her 1 year old marijuana on Facebook live video, Red Lobster now offering Lobster and Waffles for Lobsterfest and Woman thought her ex-boyfriend was inside her pet chihuahua and decided to cook the dog to death.
31.3.2018 • 10 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Is intercourse with sex doll rape? Cop sucks a suspect's toes and Christians boycot Sweet Jesus ice-cream
Is intercourse with a sex doll rape? Paris sex doll brothel asked to shut down. Cop sucks a suspect's toes for some reason and Christian group boycots the Sweet Jesus ice cream company in Toronto
29.3.2018 • 13 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
Flat Earther rocket crash in the desert proves nothing, Big Mac record will be 30,000, and fake Homer Simpson license
Flat Earther's home-made rocket crashes in the desert and proves nothing, Big Mac record will soon eat # 30,000, and fake Homer Simpson license given as real license to police by man pulled over in UK.
27.3.2018 • 14 Protokoll, 11 Sekunden
Celebrity snake whisperer bit, dies from cobra. Cops warn: don't engage in rap battles and more
Celebrity snake whisperer dies from cobra bite, Cops warn residents: don't accept rap battle challenges on the streets and It's no longer a crime in Utah to let your kids play alone outside.
26.3.2018 • 10 Protokoll, 57 Sekunden
Airline denies orgy despite video, Mexican beauty contest cancled cuz the men are ugly and more
Airline denies flight attendants had an orgy despite video footage, Mexican "Mr. Tabasco" beauty contest cancled cuz the men are too ugly and "No overdosing allowed!" sign installed at one Burger King
22.3.2018 • 14 Protokoll, 2 Sekunden
Blow up a bank with spaghetti sauce? Man told he's not alive by court. Chipotle record holder stops at 500 days.
Blow up a bank with spaghetti sauce? A man threatened to do just rhat. Also Romanian man told he's not technically alive by a court. And Chipotle record holder stops at 500 consecutive days eating there.
20.3.2018 • 11 Protokoll, 59 Sekunden
"Limbless Evangelist" says he saw "10 foot tall demons", candidate says "Arm the homeless!", & more...
"Limbless Evangelist" says he saw "10 foot tall demons" and now knows God is real, candidate says "Arm the homeless! Hey, they need guns too!", & man hijacks electric but doesn't know how to drive it
17.3.2018 • 15 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Teacher feeds live puppy to snapping turtle in front of students, nun dies in court while battling Katy Perry & more
Teacher feeds live puppy to snapping turtle in front of students, nun dies in court while battling Katy Perry & burglar breaks in and watches porn while his phone charges
15.3.2018 • 11 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
54 severed hands found, burger flipping robot fired & pastor fakes his own kidnapping
54 severed human hands found in Russia - government says "Nothing to see here" * Flippy the burger flipping robot fired for being too slow * pastor fakes his own kidnapping and asks for 3 bitcoin ransom from his own family
13.3.2018 • 10 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
Mom makes fortune selling breast milk to bodybuilders, Big Mac record holder to eat 30,000th, Costco sells a $6,000 Doomsday Meal Package
12.3.2018 • 10 Protokoll, 59 Sekunden
Police arrest a "sorcerer", world's oldest message in a bottle found, Coca-Cola's first alcoholic beverage
Police arrest a "sorcerer" selling $8,000 incense to wars off evil, world's oldest message in a bottle found in Australia, Coca-Cola's first alcoholic beverage to be released in Japan
9.3.2018 • 9 Protokoll, 43 Sekunden
Man kills wife with a bomb dildo, skier disappeared in New York, ends up in California & more
Man kills wife with a bomb dildo, skier disappeared in New York, ends up in California & comedian sued by her ex for talking bout their divorce in her act
9.3.2018 • 11 Protokoll, 53 Sekunden
Drug dealer still hasn't pooped (47 days) & Elvis impersonator runs for Congress & more
After 47 days of not pooping 💩 a drug dealer is released, Elvis impersonator runs for Congress and pole dancers for the elderly?
8.3.2018 • 10 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
Breast implants for the poor & teens running for Governor in Kansas
Breast implants for the poor & teens running for Governor in Kansas
6.3.2018 • 6 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Wife hacks off husband's penis & balls & flushes em down a toilet
5.3.2018 • 3 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
Man is surprised he got scammed buying the illegal monkey online
5.3.2018 • 3 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
McDonald's Szechuan sauce is impossible to get and it's causing an internet stir
5.3.2018 • 2 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Response to Churchgoers that Blessed their AR-15 Guns
4.3.2018 • 49 Sekunden
Two arrested after officers find 7 stolen chickens in a backpack
3.3.2018 • 2 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Bizarre wedding where couples with AR -15 guns & crowns are blessed
2.3.2018 • 6 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
These Chinese condoms are too small for our African men!
One African health official complains!!!
1.3.2018 • 3 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Man gets a DUI for riding a horse drunk on the highway
1.3.2018 • 2 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Jonesy on SOCIAL MEDIA 😲
1.3.2018 • 55 Sekunden
Las Vegas strippers accepting Bitcoins
28.2.2018 • 2 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
Indiana to ban Eyeball Tatooing
28.2.2018 • 3 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Mail carrier refuses to deliver packages inside a nudist community
What do you think about this??? 😂😂😂😂😂
28.2.2018 • 3 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
She likes my solution to constipated criminals
28.2.2018 • 13 Sekunden
Woman poops her pants to hide drugs during her arrest
More 💩 stories from Jonesy!!! ( Sorry guys ) LOL
27.2.2018 • 1 Minute, 53 Sekunden
Drug suspect on toilet strike for 37 days "could die"
Just POOP already dude!!!! Wtf?!?
27.2.2018 • 2 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Sex toy automatically orders Domino's pizza after your orgasm
A dildo has a button to automatically order a Domino's pizza after your orgasm.
24.2.2018 • 3 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Florida woman drives outta rehab and gets a DUI 😂😂😂
Florida woman arrested just out of rehab,
23.2.2018 • 2 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Steven Seagal has a Cryptocurrency and you should NOT invest in it
22.2.2018 • 5 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Man's rectum falls out while on the toilet
Turns out he has a condition where his ass sometimes drops out. OMG
22.2.2018 • 2 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Company is giving away FREE SEX DOLLS
After a sex doll brothel closing the dolls are involved in a give-away.
22.2.2018 • 1 Minute, 56 Sekunden
Woman ordered to trim her bush
I mean his bush is OUT of CONTROL! 😂😂😂😂
22.2.2018 • 2 Protokoll, 25 Sekunden
Suicide machine with detachable coffin
You can easily kill yourself with this sleek new coffin technology.
22.2.2018 • 2 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Mullet Festival is REAL
The Mullet Festival celebrating business in front, party in the back hair that we all love to laugh at.
22.2.2018 • 3 Protokoll
Drug dealer kidnaps nurses and forces them to give yellow feaver shots to the poor
Drug dealer gives back by forcing nurses to give yellow fever shots to the community.
22.2.2018 • 3 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
Woman sues Califorina for not ackowledging Bigfoot
She's suing the State Wildlife Org for not admitting this fantastic beast is real.
22.2.2018 • 8 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Strippers at my FUNERAL?
Chinese Government is cracking down on funeral strippers.
22.2.2018 • 3 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
World's Fastest Ketchup Eater
Follow me: http://instagram.com/funnyjones • Man just broke the record for fastest consuming a ketchup bottle! Gross!!!! • UPDATE: Drug swallowing inmate still hasn't pooped. 32 days later!!! 😯
21.2.2018 • 5 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Kids Raffle Off an AR-15 Gun
Third graders selling raffle tickets for an AR-15 assault rifle • Someone calles police to report a large SNOW PENIS and it was taken down
20.2.2018 • 6 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
Paying To Go To Prison?
Workaholic South Koreans go to PRISON "to relax"??? • Paying to go to PRISON is a "spiritual experience"! • HellNaw🤦🏽♀️
20.2.2018 • 7 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
So Many PENIS PARKS But Why?!
WEIRD AF Valentine's Day Facts From a Single Guy • Why are there so many PENIS PARKS in South Korea??? • Would you get HIGH on WEED to help the police learn how high people behave?
16.2.2018 • 8 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
Lying Time Traveler From 2030
Pastor found with a naked tied-up man in his car - says, "Nothing to see here!" • "Time Traveler" from 2030 "passes" a lie-detector test on video and I say "BS!"
15.2.2018 • 5 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
Beatdown Over Stale Cereal
Crazy fella beats up his roommate over stale Cap'n Crunch cereal • Would you live two weeks inside a simulated space station for pay? I would!
13.2.2018 • 5 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Missing Woman was on Bachelor
Man steals a tow truck for revenge of his OWN vehicle being towed • Reported missing California woman was actually competing on The Bachelor show • Black cats aren't being adopted because they don't look good in SELFIES
6.2.2018 • 6 Protokoll, 31 Sekunden
France Riots Over Nutella
The nasty dead rotten 500 yr old hand of a Saint is touring Canda • Genius Girlscout sells all her cookies outside a Cali weed dispensary • France is rioting over... Nutella?
6.2.2018 • 7 Protokoll
Grenade Launcher at a Goodwill
A loaded GRENADE LAUNCHER found at a Goodwill • PETA wants the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to go VEGAN
4.2.2018 • 3 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Weird AF English Phrases
Weird Phrases from History introduction and HAPPY FRIDAY! • Weird AF phrases from the English Language Part 1 • Weird AF phrases from the English Language Part 2
3.2.2018 • 9 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
Stripper Knocks Out Customer
Flight carrying 85 plumbers had to be grounded cuz of a broken toilet • Satanic Temple beats the State of Missouri over abortion rights issue • Stripper knocks out customer's tooth for calling her a bad mom and he's suing
2.2.2018 • 5 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
PAY to Go to PRISON???
Elon Musk now sells FLAMETHROWERS to protect you against ZOMBIES • Rent a 30 foot robot for your birthday party in Japan! • Tourists are paying to stay in an Indian prison "for fun"??
30.1.2018 • 6 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
Man Killed by MRI Machine
Monday's are obviously Weird AF • Man screams "I'll go to jail over some BBQ sauce!"... and then he DOES. • New study: Florida is the WORST STATE in the Nation in every way • Man killed after the hospital's MRI machine sucks him inside
30.1.2018 • 5 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Excorcists are on the Rise
Hunter mistakes his friend for a turkey and shoots him • Demonic activity is rising and requests for excorcisms are at an all time high
28.1.2018 • 5 Protokoll, 25 Sekunden
Hunter Shot By His Own Dog
Hunter shot dead by his OWN dog with his OWN shotgun in a FREAK accident • Tinky Winky the Teletubby freezes to death on the streets of Liverpool • Portion of California wants to break off and become their OWN STATE "New Cali"
27.1.2018 • 7 Protokoll, 46 Sekunden
Kid Brings Marijuana Candy To
Song about "B*tches using cocaine" is played at an elementary school dance • Lady calls 999 to ask if it's okay to leave eggs in her fridge (999=911) • 9 year old accidentally shares marijuana gummy bears with her entire class
25.1.2018 • 8 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Village Thinks Poo is a Meteor
You’re Listening To Weird AF News • Camels being injected with botox to win the " Saudi Camel Beauty Contest" • Villagers celebrate over a fallen "meteor" - turns out it was just frozen poop • What's the WEIRDEST PLACE you've been? TELL ME! TELL US! CALL IN!
24.1.2018 • 5 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
Donut Champ Steals Donuts
Monday Morning Weird AF News Song that Jonesy Totally Made Up • Police grease the lamp posts in Philly so fans won't climb them after NFL game • Donut eating champ charged with breaking into a Dunkin Donuts • Whats the WEIRDEST PLACE you've ever been? (CALL IN NOW!!!)
22.1.2018 • 4 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Drunk Mistakes Bank Drive Thru
Drunk driver mistakes a BANK drive-thru for a TACO BELL drive-thru • More "Tide Pod Challenge" fallout including this WEIRD anime PSA
21.1.2018 • 5 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
Lady Marries a Dead Pirate
Woman marries a dead pirate from the 1700s and they're writing a book together • Man turned away from flights = wearing 10 layers of clothes to avoid luggage fee
20.1.2018 • 7 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
Dog To English Translator?
Man says Wheel of Fortune host told him to kill his own mother • Online vendor drives 860km to beat up a complaining customer • Scientists are inventing a device to convert dog barks into English
19.1.2018 • 6 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Man Sneezes. Ruptures Throat.
Man ruptures his throat because he stifled a big SNEEZE • Job posting for a "Chicken Nugget Connoisseur" (with link) • Man told his wife died in the hospital - he spots her an hour later sleeping
18.1.2018 • 6 Protokoll, 28 Sekunden
Burglar Falls Asleep On Couch
Thermometer in world's coldest town breaks apart as it hits -62C • Alleged burglar falls asleep on a couch at the crime scene • Ghost of the last man hanged at Cornwall prison captured on video
17.1.2018 • 6 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Kids Eating Laundry Soap Pods
70 yr old lady says eating sand is good for you! It cured her brain tumor! • Kids are eating laundry soap capsules in another dangerous "video challenge" • Hawaii's mistaken "incoming missle" warning leads to employee's re-assignment
15.1.2018 • 7 Protokoll, 33 Sekunden
Lobsters Must Be Comfy To Eat
Rev. Jim Baker threatens HELLFIRE if you don't buy his PANCAKE MIX! • Jonesy PRANK CALLS the Jim Baker Pancake Mix Company hotline • Lobsters must be made "comfortable" before cooking as per new Swiss laws
13.1.2018 • 9 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Fart Monitor Pills
Someone pranks NZ police by playing F*** The Police on their radio frequency • Scientists develop electronic pill to monitor your own fart activity • Chinese dating apps closed after the women on there revealed to be ROBOTS
11.1.2018 • 6 Protokoll, 59 Sekunden
Man Reports Himself Drunkdrivi
Man calls 911 and reports HIMSELF drunk driving • Woman attacked by a cat and then run over by her OWN car • Jack and Box teams with Snoop Dogg for WEED inspired COMBO MEAL ($4.20 :)
8.1.2018 • 7 Protokoll, 32 Sekunden
Penis Whitenings are a Thing
Get your PENIS WHITENED in Thailand because it's so cool! • Man kills his neighbor for snowblowing his driveway
7.1.2018 • 5 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
Frozen Iguanas Fall From Sky
Frozen iguanas are falling from trees in frigid South Florida • Woman gets a tattoo that plays the voice mail of her dead grandma • Woman seasons roast duck with marijuana by mistake and her whole family gets ill
6.1.2018 • 5 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Model Dies Singing Karaoke
Model dies while singing karaoke • Sinatra's "My Way" = Karaoke killings in the Philippines • A second man has spontaneously burst into flames in the UK the past week
3.1.2018 • 6 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Bruce Wayne's Chipotle Record
Man named Bruce Wayne sets record for consecutive days eating Chipotle • Drinkers build an island in order to avoid an alcohol ban in their city • Pepsi machine that was found in a potato field now reunited with original owner
3.1.2018 • 6 Protokoll, 52 Sekunden
Drunk Woman Humps the Police
Drunk women pleasures herself on police officer's arm DURING the arrest • More Weird AF objects removed from American's orifices (Ears) • More 2017 Weird AF emergency orifice removal (Ears)
30.12.2017 • 5 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Weird Things In Butts 2017
Weird things that doctor's removed from people's rectums in the US in 2017 • Police using Instagram Live to let drivers know they're being fined
28.12.2017 • 5 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Elderly Pot Dealers
Topless Feminist Arrested for Trying to Steal Baby Jesus off Vatican Nativity • 99 Can Cases of Beer Available in Canada - NINETY-NINE!!!!!! • Elderly Couple Caught with 60 lbs of Pot says, "It's Xmas Presents for family!"
26.12.2017 • 6 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
Weird AF Xmas Traditions
Weird AF Christmas Traditions from Around the World 🎅
26.12.2017 • 3 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
86yo Woman Robs a Bank
86 year old woman in a walker robs a bank at gunpoint • Angry nonsmoker chops off roommates penis for smoking in the apartment
23.12.2017 • 5 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Earth's Oldest Penis Discovere
Earth's OLDEST PENIS has been discovered by scientists and it's SO OLD • Largest joint rolled in my hometown - Boston - and it's 100 feet! • Woman's henna tattoo mistake: It's permanent and says "No Ragrets".
22.12.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
Marijuana Delivered to TCBY
$200K worth of marijuana mistakenly delivered to a TCBY yogurt shop • Police accidentally leak serious high level arrest plans on Twitter • Festive Holiday Reindeer Boobs! Wheeeeeee!
20.12.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Giant Wooden Penis In Alps
Someone erected a giant wooden penis in the Alps and no one will claim it • $4.6 million Xmas wreath? STUPID!!! (Top 10 most expensive decorations)
19.12.2017 • 6 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
Man Excused From Jury Duty Cuz
Judge excuses man from jury duty because man is "In love for the first time" • Homemade Deodorant
17.12.2017 • 2 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Chicken Alfredo For Sex Attemp
Surgeon admits he burned (signed) his initials onto his patient's livers • CHEETOHS popcorn flavor is coming to a theater near you! • Man arrested for trying to trade Chicken Alfredo and Sprite for sex
15.12.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
Women Are Sleeping With Ghosts
Women are ditching men to have sex with ghosts in stead PART 1 • Women can't stop having sex with ghosts these days PART 2 • World record biggest snowball fight canceled because of snow
12.12.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 30 Sekunden
Woman Bites Off Man's Testicle
Porn star announces will run for President in 2020 with rapper Coolio as her VP • Woman bites off man's testicle and only gets a $700 fine
10.12.2017 • 5 Protokoll, 45 Sekunden
Dead Baby Wakes Up at Funeral
Doctors fired after a "dead" baby wakes up on the way to the funeral • Waffle House customer cooks his own meal after finding the staff sleeping • Scientists use genetics to discover the YETI is actually 3 different bears
7.12.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
Broken Arm and Jail Over Wham?
Man breaks his neighbor's arm for playing "Wake Me Up Before You GoGo" too loud • New study shows that 44% of men pee while sitting down
7.12.2017 • 5 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Viagra Fumes In The Air
Fumes from local Viagra plant have men and dogs walking around with erections • Wisconsin is issuing hunting licenses to 1 year old babies • Dead man's "Do Not Resuscitate" tattoo confuses hospital Doctors
6.12.2017 • 8 Protokoll, 40 Sekunden
Sex Doll Made of Cadavers
A morgue employee accused of building a sex doll out of dead body parts • Scientists want to BAN GLITTER citing it as a GLOBAL HAZARD • "Butt Selfie" duo fined for taking butt selfies at a sacred Temple in Thailand
29.11.2017 • 8 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
Pot Dealing Churches Shut Down
Two wives hire the same hitman to kill their husbands • San Jose shutting down two churches that sell marijuana • Brown bear is armed with two guns and on the loose in Siberia
27.11.2017 • 8 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
Bud = First Beer on Mars?
Would you eat a loaf of CRICKET BREAD?? • Budweiser wants to be the first beer on Mars even though there is no oxygen • Thieves steal 1,800 gallons of vodka and now we won't have vodka for X-mas!!
25.11.2017 • 6 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Thanksgiving Cover Charge?
Post Thanksgiving Story 🍗🦃 • Should relatives and friends have to pay a cover charge or a "Thanksgiving Fee" • Most annoying guests you are bound to encounter at your Thanksgiving dinner
25.11.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 20 Sekunden
Weird Thanksgiving Traditions
Weird AF News and Jonesy wishing you a Happy Thanksgiving • Weird AF Thanksgiving Traditions (Part 1) • Weird AF Thanksgiving Traditions (Part 2)
24.11.2017 • 5 Protokoll, 25 Sekunden
Weird Mass Laws (& a Prank)
China once threatened England with constipation **** Tues. Nov. 21st • Weird Mass Laws: Duels to the death are okay as long as the Governor is present • PRANK: Jonesy calls the Governor of Mass to ask him to be present for a duel • What do FLAT EARTH THEORISTS believe in? (a summary)
21.11.2017 • 12 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
Giant Eel In Drunk Man's Butt?
The "loneliest whale" has no friends and needs our help *** Monday, Nov. 20th • Televangelist Jim Bakker threatens eternal damnation lest you buy pancake mix • Jonesy prank calls Jim Bakker's pancake mix company • Doctors remove a giant eel from inside a drunk man's butt
21.11.2017 • 8 Protokoll, 49 Sekunden
US Navy Draws a Sky Penis
PENIS themed stories for Saturday, Nov. 18th. *** Also a THANK YOU! • Navy pilot draws a penis in the sky - Navy ADMITS it and apologizes! • Police wanna know who is leaving large carved penises around a Swedish town
18.11.2017 • 5 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
Man Shoots Himself In Church
Cute squirrels also eat birds and snakes??? **** Fri. Nov. 17th • Flat Earth Conference 2017 - a place for the delusional to gather each year! • Gene Simmons from Kiss banned for life from Fox News after his lewd behavior • Man shoots himself in church while advocating for the right for guns in church
17.11.2017 • 8 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
Sell Your Virginity Online!!
Average child witnesses 8,000 murders on television 😲 *** Thur. Nov. 16 • Bakery apologizes for swapping Jesus for a sausage roll in nativity scene • Model sells her virginity online for $3million
16.11.2017 • 6 Protokoll, 33 Sekunden
Suspect Flatulence
Japan earthquake of 2011 so strong it sped up Earth's rotation *** Tues. Nov. 14 • Police cut interrogation short after suspect refused to stop FARTING • Peanuts recalled because package doesn't say, "Contains Nuts" • Indian holds the world record for longest moustache AND beard
15.11.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
Isis Is Even Cruel To Animals!
Hep • Your News is Weird AF LOL • For every human there are 1.6 million ants 🐜🐜 Monday Nov. 13🐜🐜🐜 • Naked people rampage through a town, barking and showering themselves in soda • Australian doctor joined ISIS but then complained they were cruel to animals
13.11.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 29 Sekunden
News Interrupted By Porn SFX
First Sesame Street aired today in 1969 *** Fri. Nov. 9th 🤡🤠😻🤖 • BBC morning news broadcast interrupted by porn noises 🤣 • Widow meets the man who received husband's face in a transplant
11.11.2017 • 5 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
Robber Gave Donuts To Victims
Firing bullets straight up in the air.... a NO-NO. *** Thur. Nov. 9th • Japan has invented a NOISE CANCELING Ramen fork because slurping is annoying. • National Nachos Day and, sadly, the "Father of Nachos" has passed away. • Robber gives customers free donuts after stealing their personal items.
9.11.2017 • 6 Protokoll, 25 Sekunden
Naked Restaurant Opens - Paris
Dragonflies can fly 40mph WHAT?? **** Monday, Nov. 6th • NAKED restaurant opens up in Paris • Couple arrested for having sex at their grandma's funeral • Man steams himself to death inside a wok
7.11.2017 • 8 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
He Sent Strippers To Neighbors
Man jailed for sending strippers to his neighbors house for over 3 years • Former Blink 182 Member Claims US Gov. is Hiding a Dead Alien 👽👽👽👽
6.11.2017 • 4 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Drunk Yoga is a Thing in NYC
"Drunk Yoga" is the new rage! • This $200 bottle of beer is illegal in 12 states and I want it! • Orange Chicken is now 30 years old
5.11.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
Exploding Head Syndrome
Kermit the Frog was originally sposed to be a LIZARD *** Tues. Nov. 2nd • Frankenstein baby born on Halloween in Florida • APP lets you win prizes for taking SELFIES with COWS (in India) • "Exploding Head Syndrome" scares the crap outta me
3.11.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 11 Sekunden
So the White house is haunted
"Maschalaglia" is the attraction to ARMPITS *** Tues. Nov. 1st • The White House is the most haunted home in the US some say • Woman sweats BLOOD and leaves doctors baffled!! • Sex doll brothel now has a secret location because of police raids • 👻👻 n50 Berkeley Square is the most haunted house in London..😱
2.11.2017 • 9 Protokoll, 13 Sekunden
Kitten Gets A New Butthole
Bar in Israel offers "Bloody Hour" for ladies on their period *** Monday Oct. 30 • Tiny kitten needs a new butthole and a Gofundme has helped make it possible • Coffee for dogs called ROOFEE
31.10.2017 • 5 Protokoll, 12 Sekunden
Outrage at a Meatball Festival
Halloween Costume Pics Please? • Woman inhales 360 cans of laughing gas and may never walk again • Outrage at the annual Meatball Contest! Woman enters VEGAN BALLS!!
29.10.2017 • 5 Protokoll, 25 Sekunden
3 Foot Penis Ruined Man's Life
The word "America" first appeared on a German map in 1507 *** Friday, OCT. 27th • Man enjoys life after losing his THREE FOOT LONG PENIS • Man selling ranch after killing aliens that tried to abduc...
28.10.2017 • 6 Protokoll, 41 Sekunden
Biggest Dildo Heist In History
Einstein said only "Human stupidity is infinite" and i agree! *** Wed. Oct. 25th • Man fined for singing, "EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!!!" • Stores have to lock up the SPAM in order to prevent major myst...
26.10.2017 • 6 Protokoll, 46 Sekunden
KitKat Quesadilla At TacoBell?
"Rap Battles" have been going on since the 5th Century *** Tues. Oct. 24th • Police can't handle all the CLOWN SIGHTINGS in this small Ohio town • Jonesy calls the Ironton Police about the CLOWNS**...
24.10.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Prisoner's 91 Hour Erection
"Priapism" is the term for an erection that won't go away *** Mon. Oct. 23rd • Police storm toy store over report of a life-sized Lego NINJA • Would you pay $1000 for a BAGEL?????? • Prisoner with ...
23.10.2017 • 6 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
World's Largest Ouija Board
The weird places some insects have their ears. **** Saturday, Oct. 21st • Mobs attack "Vampires" in Malawi and 9 dead 140 arrests made in the mayhem. • World's largest Ouija board is on the roof o...
22.10.2017 • 3 Protokoll, 55 Sekunden
Man Loots A Corpse
There's more water in the ground than in the actual oceans! ** Thur. Oct. 19th • 112 year old woman says key to longevity: DRINK BEER!!!!! (my kinda woman) • Son uses dad's police car to pull over ...
20.10.2017 • 6 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Amazon Delivers A Tiny House
Would you eat OYSTERS out of a VENDING MACHINE??? *** Wed. Oct. 18th • Amazon now delivers a TINY HOME (but it's so friggin lame) • Blurry pics of Bigfoot once again go viral and still no one is co...
18.10.2017 • 10 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Anne Frank Costume Scandal
Molestation of Butterflies comes with a $1,000 fine in this city. • Arby's to sell a DEER SANDWICH nationwide for one day only • Halloween store in trouble for featuring an ANNE FRANK costume online.
18.10.2017 • 5 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Hate Your Wife? Live In Woods!
George Harrison's memorial tree killed by infestation of BEATLES ** Mon. OCT. 16 • Man kills his mom's boyfriend for flirting with his imaginary girlfriend • Texas man arrested for stealing $1.2 wo...
17.10.2017 • 6 Protokoll
Huge Hole In Antarctica
Cops accept a wanted man's Facebook challenge • Huge hole has opened up in Antarctica and scientists are not sure why
16.10.2017 • 4 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
Girls Can Now Join Boy Scouts
Boy Scouts will now allow girls to join their ranks (if they bring cookies :) • George Foreman challenges Steven Seagal to a match via Twitter
12.10.2017 • 5 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Man Googles How To Rob A Bank
What's your FAVORITE WORD??? ************* Wed. Oct. 11th • Police say man Googled, "How to rob a bank" right before robbing the bank. • Post plastic surgery women not allowed on the plane cuz they...
11.10.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 33 Sekunden
Man Forced To Drink Coke?
World's largest cemetery has over 5 million bodies buried *** Tuesday Oct. 10th • Gang member forces elderly man to drink can of Coke at knife point. • Man calls in a bomb threat in attempt to avoi...
10.10.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 43 Sekunden
Mutant Pigs In Cambodia
Ever see Jesus's face in your mac n' cheese? *** Monday, Oct. 9th • Genetically modified MUTANT SUPERPIGS breeding in Cambodia is shocking • Old school "Boomboxes" making a comeback in Japan. • Dum...
10.10.2017 • 9 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Call-in Challenge & Shoutouts
Bam #callin #challenge • Host Jonesy ju coming • Thank you for the #callin #challenge • #ShoutoutSunday 😄 • Shoutout to Jennifer Kent • Shoutout to CMD • Shoutout to Ron Sparks • Shoutout to The M...
8.10.2017 • 6 Protokoll, 37 Sekunden
Own A Toilet Seat Museum!
Doc's perform brain surgery using ONLY HYPNOSIS?? *** Friday, Oct. 6th • Pumpkin spice air freshener causes school evacuation. (Hello? It's October!?) • ARRESTED: Drunk 'Time Traveler' from 2048 wa...
7.10.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Dogwalker Finds Beached Penis
He died because he'd only eat a meal cooked by his wife. 😯 Thursday Oct. 5th • Mom upset her teen daughter's new cell phone # used to belong to an escort. • Lady threatens employees with bear mac...
5.10.2017 • 6 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
NASA Responds to Flat Earther
NASA responds to rapper claiming the Earth is FLAT by tweeting this idiot. • Model can't understand why she's partially blind after tattooing her eyeball • Massholes being terrorized by wild turkey...
4.10.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Mysterious Sea Creature Found
There are are ten quintilian around at all times ** Tuesday Oct. 3rd • Mysterious sea creature discovered that looks like your ex • Tokyo man arrested for using voodoo doll to put a curse on those ...
4.10.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
Woman Steals $8000 Printer Ink
Woman steals over $8,000 worth of printer ink from BJ's • STUDY: People with WIDE faces more likely to CHEAT and have one night stands?
1.10.2017 • 4 Protokoll, 36 Sekunden
FBI Seizes 3,000 Penises
Geeks break a $3,000 sex robot at a tech fair by fondling her like barbarians • Fed up 40 yr old woman MARRIES HERSELF after waiting years for Mr. Right • FBI seize over 3,000 PENISES during raid ...
30.9.2017 • 6 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Giants Rat Falling From Sky
1-17 reported cases of The Black Plague in the US each year ** Wed. Sept. 27th • Massive ice block falls from sky is Mother Nature's way of ending global warming • Giant RATS also falling from the ...
28.9.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 38 Sekunden
Russian Cannibal Couple Caught
The Etruscan Shrew has the fastest heartbeat at 1511 bpm *** Tuesday Sept. 26th • Classic Trix cereal is back after customers demand that old school sugar high • Russian cannibal couple arrested af...
26.9.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Hitler's Undies Bought For $9K
"End of the World" emergency sermon interrupts cable broadcast in California • Hurricane victims call sex hotline after FEMA tweets wrong help # • Elvis Presley's autopsy report is sealed from publ...
25.9.2017 • 10 Protokoll, 51 Sekunden
End Of The World Announcement
"End of the World" emergency sermon interrupts cable broadcast in California • Hurricane victims call sex hotline after FEMA tweets wrong help #
25.9.2017 • 4 Protokoll, 33 Sekunden
Weird Doomsday Predictions
It's Sept. 23rd and I AM STILL ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! • WEIRD DOOMSDAY #1: Hen lays eggs that read "Christ is coming" • WEIRD DOOMSDAY #2: The year 1666 freaked out those early Christians • WIERD DOOMSDA...
23.9.2017 • 3 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Dildos Wash Up On The Beach
Denny's new mascot looks like a piece of POO ** Fri. Sept. 22 • It's illegal to go fishing in your pajamas (Weird Chicago Laws) • Massive DILDOS wash up on a beach and the children were horrified •...
22.9.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 39 Sekunden
Taco Bell To Serve Alcohol?
Bird that eats the eyes of sleeping humans?? ***Thurs. Sept. 21st • Taco Bell is going to server alcohol because you HAVE to be drunk to eat it! • Man in a diaper and gorilla mask steals bananas fr...
22.9.2017 • 6 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
They Eat Eggs Boiled In Urine?
Chinese eat eggs boiled in the urine of young men *** Tues. Sept. 19th • Trash Island in the Pacific will be an actual "Nation" with your help • 32,000 people in Japan turned 100 years old and it's...
20.9.2017 • 6 Protokoll, 14 Sekunden
3 Women Caught Stealing Spam
End of the World will be Sept. 23rd **** So say Biblical conspiratorial morons • 3 women caught stealing 18 cases of Spam from a Hawaiian market
18.9.2017 • 6 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Contacting Aliens Debate
Sign language interpreter warns of bears, monsters for Hurricane Irma Emergency • Dumb scientists still wanna use RADIO technology to contact advanced Aliens • PART TWO of "Do Aliens even own a radio?
16.9.2017 • 8 Protokoll, 22 Sekunden
Man Has 120 Wives 28 Kids
Being sexually attractive to clowns is called something ### Fri. Sept. 15th • Barely fertile man has 120 wives and only 28 children??? • Women getting arrested ON PURPOSE after sexy police pic goes...
16.9.2017 • 6 Protokoll, 56 Sekunden
Brooklyn Bug Food Festival
Led Zeppelin was denied entry into Singapore for having long hair. Thur Sept 14 • Brooklyn BUG FESTIVAL markets the bug diet specifically to children • Woman claims Starbucks tea was so hot it kill...
15.9.2017 • 9 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Ghost of a Racist Dog Exists
Hummingbirds can weigh as little as one penny *** Wed. Sept. 13 • Ghost of racist dog discovered by paranormal investigators • Possessed doll purchased on E-Bay attacks the NEW owner (duhhhh) • Pol...
13.9.2017 • 8 Protokoll, 2 Sekunden
Rick Astley Themed Toilet
450 people die each year from falling out of bed ### Tuesday Sep.t 12 • Parents arrested for shooting children with BB guns as punishment • Drunk man swims the Hoover Dam and is the FIRST survivor ...
12.9.2017 • 5 Protokoll, 54 Sekunden
No Drone Marijuana Delivery
South Africa has 11 official languages! *** Monday Sept. 11th • Drone delivery of marijuana banned in California • Runaway marijuana balloon causes UFO panic in Southern Cali. • Mysterious purple o...
12.9.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 59 Sekunden
Don't Shoot Your Guns at Irma
Florida sheriff urges citizens not to SHOOT at Hurricane Irma. • Braves apologize for playing "Rock You Like a Hurricane" during Miami game. • Texas city councilman tells citizens NOT to donate to ...
11.9.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 58 Sekunden
Blind Footballer Also Golfs
Average hurricane weighs 108 billion pounds *** Fri. Sept. 8 • Man falls off a bridge and dies after proposing to girlfriend. • Dennis Rodman wants to be ambassador to North Korean "for peace" • Bl...
9.9.2017 • 8 Protokoll, 25 Sekunden
Zombie Dogs In Chicago
Your fingernails grow fastest on your dominant hand *** Thur. Sept. 7 • Zombie dogs in Illinois!!!!! • Two men break into a home and steal a wedding cake • Thief steals $7.000 worth of Legos
8.9.2017 • 5 Protokoll, 46 Sekunden
Mayor Of Hell Bans Hetero's
A highway that plays a song when you drive on it? ** Tues. Sept. 5 • Mayor of Hell bans heterosexuals and is immediately impeached • Vodka made out of Twinkies and other baked treats • Little girl ...
6.9.2017 • 6 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Weird Florida Laws
Illegal for single women to skydive on Sundays and other weird Florida laws • Burning Man Festival Horror! Man jumps INTO the flaming burning man and dies. • Two dumb men rob a bar during the polic...
5.9.2017 • 5 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
Topless Women March in NYC
Topless women march in NYC for "Nipple Equality" • World's record for tallest sand castle broken • Devil's Tower UFO Rendezvous
3.9.2017 • 4 Protokoll, 57 Sekunden
Woman Can't Pee For 3 Years
Patien plays saxophone while doctors remove brain tumor • Woman can't pee for over three years
3.9.2017 • 3 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Rich People Taking Our Blood?
"Muggle" used to mean "marijuana" (pre-Harry Potter era) *** Fri. Sept. 1 • Rich people are injecting blood of the youth to gain immortality • Man with cancer shoots his friend that introduced him ...
2.9.2017 • 10 Protokoll, 57 Sekunden
Woman Calls Cops Over Bad Meth
There's a nude version of the Mona Lisa in the Louvre *** Thur. Aug. 31 • Woman calls the cops over the bad meth she just purchased • Scary AF!!!! Floating island of FIRE ANTS • Memorial for dead c...
1.9.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 16 Sekunden
Beware of the RATpocalypse!
Cannibalism is NOT illegal in Japan *** Wed. Aug. 30 • Beware of the RATpocalypse! • Guy drops Subway sandwich out of a plane to feed a friend • Drunk woman bites a man's fishing line and swims aw...
30.8.2017 • 8 Protokoll, 34 Sekunden
Potholes? I Blame The Fairies!
Boanthropy: when a person believes they are a COW • Politician claims FAIRIES are to blame for the potholes in Ireland • Alaskan town already on their second cat as mayor • Woman cuts off her son's...
28.8.2017 • 8 Protokoll, 8 Sekunden
Sex Robots Lookalikes
Bear hijacks a car, crashes, poops inside - ALL WITHOUT A LICENSE! • Sex robots made to look EXACTLY like your dead spouse?
28.8.2017 • 4 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Bug Meatballs and Bigfoot
Would you eat BUG burgers or BUG meatballs? • Places in the US that celebrate BIGFOOT with a museum, store, restaurant, etc. • Study claims vagina's waste away without sex
27.8.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
Eclipse Canceled Rapper's Tour
"Baby Cages" - Dangle your baby out the window for fresh air! * Thur. Aug. 24 • Man who stole a car, gets caught when he stops to watch the eclipse • Illegal to carry an ice-cream cone in your pock...
25.8.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 17 Sekunden
Arrested During The Eclipse
"Baby Cages" - Dangle your baby out the window for fresh air! * Thur. Aug. 24 • Man who stole a car, gets caught when he stops to watch the eclipse • Woman caught sneaking vodka bottle in middle of...
24.8.2017 • 6 Protokoll, 19 Sekunden
Trump Ecstasy Pills
Enough Diamonds on Earth for Everyone to Have One Cup's Worth ** Wed. Aug. 23 • Cops Use Solar Eclipse to Catch a Sex Offender • Police Nab 5,000 Trump-Shaped Ecstasy Pills • Divorce Your Wife by T...
23.8.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 23 Sekunden
Indian Women Pee In Fields
Eclipse is actually Wolf Gods eating the sun and moon **** Tuesday Aug. 22 • Woman Granted Divorce Over Lack of a Home Toilet • Mother Discovers Daughter's Cremains Actually Dog Cremains • Partygoe...
23.8.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Weird Pennsylvania Laws
During Mexican War Some Irish Helped Out Fellow Catholics * Monday Aug. 21 • No Shooting Off Canons During a Wedding and Other Strange PA Laws • Doctors Remove a Live Gecko that Climbed into Man's ...
21.8.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 27 Sekunden
Teens Get Rabies via Donkeysex
Man dressed as Chewbaca accused of beating a worker • Boys were known as "knave girls"? What the hell is THAT?! Sun. Aug 20th • 15 Teens Get Rabies After Raping a Donkey • $180 Beef Sandwiches are ...
21.8.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
Monkey Bartender In Japan
If Your Pee is Black, Does it Mean You're the Devil? *** Saturday Aug. 19 • Zoo Uses Match-Making Dating-Like Program to Mate Animals • Monkey Serves Beers at Bar in Japan • Is Bottled Water Actual...
19.8.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 4 Sekunden
Man gives Pet Tortoise CPR
No Sleep Record = 11 days 25 minutes **** Friday Aug. 18th • Man's Gun Goes Off While Taking Selfie in a Stripclub Bathroom • Teen Dies Within 48 Hours of Being in Internet Addiction Camp • Man Giv...
18.8.2017 • 6 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
Persistent Genital Arousal Syn
Cockroaches Can Survive a Week Without a Head!! ***Thur. Aug. 17 • Woman Suffers From Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder • Art Student Punished for Placing a Dildo on Top of Campus Flagpole • Thur...
17.8.2017 • 12 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Meth Addict: "Purge Is Real!"
Enough Tissue in Your Lungs to Cover a Tennis Court?? ** Wed. Aug. 16 • Suspect Throws Bricks at Cops Cuz he Believed "The Purge" was Happening • Dairy Queen Manager Climbs Thru Drive-Thru Window a...
17.8.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
Drunk Dentist Arrested At Work
Looking Like You're Dying Was Fashionable Apparently ** Tues. Aug. 15 • A rare white moose?! 😯 • Albino Moose or "Ghost Moose" Captured on Video in Sweden • "Drinking and Drilling" - Dentist Arres...
16.8.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 44 Sekunden
Aug 14, 2017
"I'm bored with it all." was Churchill's last words. *** Monday Aug. 14 • 24 yo Woman Mails Her Baby to an Orphanage in Plastic • People getting DRUNK off SOY SAUCE???!!! • Kangaroo Wins a Boxing M...
14.8.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Aug 13, 2017
Maladaptive Daydreaming seems normal to me ** Sunday Aug. 13 • Penis Pics are Droppin' on the NYC Subways • Drinking Beer Can Lead to Mental Clarity? I say B.S.! • 100 Year Old Fruitcake - Still Ed...
14.8.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 1 Sekunde
Aug 12, 2017
Chinese Restaurant Offers Bra-size Based Discount on Shrimp • 19th Century Book Features Boy Named "Baron Trump" • Wendy's Customer Threatens Employee Over Lack of Cucumbers on His Salada.
13.8.2017 • 5 Protokoll, 2 Sekunden
Aug 11, 2017
"Abracadabra! ....Now begone Malaria!" ****Friday Aug. 11 • Wandering Forest Shaman Mistaken for Bigfoot • Flying Humanoids Spotted in Chicago... A LOT! • Walmart places "Own the back to school yea...
12.8.2017 • 8 Protokoll, 3 Sekunden
#WeirdAF Aug. 11, 2017
Shakespeare wasn't THAT smart *** Thur. Aug. 10th • Cruise Passengers Told to Prepare for a Pirate Attack • Japanese Scientists Create Meltless Ice-cream • Rapper Declared "God Made Me Bulletproof"...
11.8.2017 • 14 Protokoll, 24 Sekunden
Aug 20, 2017
Shakespeare wasn't THAT smart *** Thur. Aug. 10th • Cruise Passengers Told to Prepare for a Pirate Attack • Japanese Scientists Create Meltless Ice-cream • Rapper Declared "God Made Me Bulletproof"...
11.8.2017 • 6 Protokoll, 21 Sekunden
Aug. 9. 2017
Poison in the Alcohol Shall We? **Wednesday Aug. 9th • TO DO: Little Green Men Festival • Woman Finds a Bullet in Her Kangaroo Steak • Man Arrested for Meth and Depositing Fake $1,000,000 Dollar Bill
10.8.2017 • 7 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
August 8, 2017
DEEP DIVE into The Flying Spaghetti Religion (Pastafarianism) • Can you destroy someone with a KITE? **** Tuesday Aug. 8th • Strippers Kill Man After He Helped Change Their Tire • Jack the Ripper's...
8.8.2017 • 12 Protokoll, 7 Sekunden
August 7, 2017
Who's Afraid of Feather-Tickling!? **Monday Aug. 7th • Guy Named Weed Arrested for Weed • Police Recover Stolen Car Then Try to Auction It Off • DEEP DIVE into The Flying Spaghetti Religion (Pastaf...
7.8.2017 • 8 Protokoll, 15 Sekunden
Aug. 5, 2017
REAL Horsehead, not a PROP Horsehead, dummy! Sat. Aug 5 • HAIL SATAN!! Satanic Invocation Allowed at City Council Meeting • German Swims 2km to Work Each Day Through Garbage • 9 Year Old Applies to...
6.8.2017 • 5 Protokoll, 26 Sekunden
August 4, 2017
Celebs and their Weird Beliefs **SPECIAL SEGMENT** Fri. Aug. 4 • Axel Rose's Fear of the Letter "M" • Megan Fox - Leprechauns & Loch Ness Monster • K$sha Had Sex With a Ghost and Liked It • Lady Ga...
5.8.2017 • 6 Protokoll, 18 Sekunden
August 3, 2017
Awww poor left-handed people! #WeirdAF - Thursday Aug. 3 • Bride Pulls Gun Out of Her Dress & Points it at Groom • Queen of England has 4 cocktails per day, cuz she's a lush. • NASA is Hiring Some...
4.8.2017 • 6 Protokoll, 9 Sekunden
August 2, 2017
Honey Mustard on My Bull Testicles! • Backstory on the chip implants • Chip = Porn 24/7 • Battle of the Pierogi Festivals! • Robot Spider on Church Roof Angers Catholics • Nerd Stabs Nerd over Magi...
3.8.2017 • 15 Protokoll, 42 Sekunden
Woman Calls 911 With Snakeface
BoaFace, Murdercruise and more #WeirdAF News - Monday Aug. 1 • Woman Calls 911 with BOA Wrapped Around Her NOSE • Company Putting a Micro-Chip Into 50 Employees!!! 1984 is HERE!! AHHHH! • Woman Mur...
1.8.2017 • 25 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Bee Stings On The Testees
Man Rates Which Body Part a Bee Sting Hurts Most and It's Not Testicles. • Guy in Aliens Film Claims He was Abducted by... Aliens. • Tortoise Named Steve Goes for a Three Year Stroll, Reunited Wit...
31.7.2017 • 11 Protokoll, 46 Sekunden
Threesome Injury & UFO Congres
Botched Threesome Injury, Toilet Paper Face Scanners and more Sat July 29 • 2018 UFO Congress Registration Open • Quarrel During a Threesome Leads to 2 Women Breaking Bones • Woman Fires Gun at Boy...
30.7.2017 • 10 Protokoll, 48 Sekunden
Cobras Like Pringles & More...
Cobras like Pringles • One Armed Clown with Machete • Owning 5 Dildos Illegal in Arizona! • Escapees Make a Music Video about their Jailbreak
28.7.2017 • 8 Protokoll, 5 Sekunden
Sex Robots & King Cobras
Sex Robots that Talks and Sings CREEP ME OUT • Cobras Smuggled in the Pringles Can? • Cobras like Pringles • thanks for thr message dude!
28.7.2017 • 9 Protokoll, 6 Sekunden
Illegal Dancing & Chupacabra
Illegal to Dance Near a Hospital in Mobile Alabama (and other weird laws) • Fidget Spinner Crop Circle • Chupacabra Sightings in California Continue
26.7.2017 • 11 Protokoll, 47 Sekunden
Squirrel Attacks And More!
Squirrel Bites 5 People in Brooklyn • Illegal to Leave Your House WITHOUT UNDERWEAR and Other Weird Laws in Thailand
25.7.2017 • 4 Protokoll, 35 Sekunden
Usher's Herpes & Snoring Song
Usher Gives Woman Herpes AND $1Million • Woman Records Husband's Snoring for 4 Years and Creates Music
22.7.2017 • 3 Protokoll, 50 Sekunden
Haunted Doll & Kool Aid Museum
Weird AF with Comedian Jonesy • Haunted Doll Torments Couple in UK • Kool Aid Museum - OH YEAAAAAAA!!! • Man Hangs up on Winning Lotto Call