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Two Guys Talking About Lettuce

English, Comedy, 1 season, 114 episodes, 3 days, 15 hours, 54 minutes
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Hello, we are Greg & Craig. We talk about lettuce. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/lettuceguys/support
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We Walked We Talked We Ate Pie

Two men walk into a Denny's... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
10/21/202444 minutes
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Jack Nicholson Will Have the Pancakes

Greg invaded Craig's house for this one. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
10/13/202448 minutes, 7 seconds
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How To Avoid The Sadness

Craig will be joining shortly, unfortunately. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
10/6/202444 minutes, 51 seconds
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Never Pay a Lawyer to Tie Your Shoes

Get ready for some specificity! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
9/29/202445 minutes, 2 seconds
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Lomo Saltado Isn't Mentioned Until the Very End

And at the beginning Greg talks like a normal person. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
9/22/202445 minutes, 4 seconds
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Sometimes People Sprout Oranges

WARNING: This episode has trivia! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
9/15/202443 minutes, 31 seconds
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Acronyms-a-Plenty!

That's DEFINITELY Craig's face at the beginning. DEFINITELY! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
9/8/202446 minutes, 10 seconds
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An Open-Faced Sandwich is an Incomplete Sandwich

This episode is DEFINITELY introduced by Greg Benson. DEFINITELY! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
9/1/202444 minutes, 50 seconds
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How to Have Conversations at Parties

We make food for you to eat! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
8/25/202447 minutes, 5 seconds
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A Recipe For Disaster

In which Greg reveals he's never listened to a podcast. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
8/18/202445 minutes, 27 seconds
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Top 6 1/2 tips for how to have better sleeping habits for sleep

FINALLY some useful information! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
8/11/202448 minutes, 31 seconds
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Christmas Prostitutes

On a walk through the neighborhood, Greg tells a horrifying tale of youthful idiocy. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
8/4/202442 minutes, 59 seconds
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You Might Be a Furry If

Unfortunately, Craig will not make it today. :( --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
7/28/202446 minutes, 9 seconds
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Fart Parts

Word of the day: "tahini" -- Will Craig say it? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
7/21/202446 minutes, 24 seconds
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Jennifer Aniston's Stabbin' Pencils

It's time for Lettuce 101. A new class in which you learn things! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
7/15/202445 minutes, 6 seconds
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100th Episode Spectacular!

I can't believe we're still doing this. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
7/7/202452 minutes, 21 seconds
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Three Ways to Cure a Hangnail

and 1 way to cure your heart... (by listening to this episode and all our episodes) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
5/26/202447 minutes, 6 seconds
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Facts About Laundry That Might Surprise You!

either that or they won't. One of those two. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
5/19/202448 minutes, 14 seconds
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How to Sell a Baby on eBay

Greg knows everything, doesn't he? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
5/12/202445 minutes, 18 seconds
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Craig Gets Hit By a Car

It really happened, in a way --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
5/5/202445 minutes, 33 seconds
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Here's the Thing

It's time for Two Guys Talking About Ladies! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
4/21/202445 minutes, 28 seconds
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How to Make a Horse Eat Lasagna

But you can't lead it to water. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
4/14/202444 minutes, 26 seconds
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Always Apologize to Your Waitress

But really, Craig thinks it's more situational. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
4/7/202446 minutes, 46 seconds
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Mundane Plumbing Discussion

Greg seems to always have a lot of plumbing problems. Keep it moving, Greg! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
3/17/202445 minutes, 11 seconds
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Let's Smell the Microphone!

Today Greg talks about his ridiculous Amazon delivery mixup. Like VERRRRRY ridiculous. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
3/10/202446 minutes, 54 seconds
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The $1000 Episode

Apologies for Craig being quiet. It's entirely Greg's fault. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
3/3/202447 minutes, 34 seconds
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How To Get 5% Off

Greg finally figured out how you can reduce! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
2/25/202446 minutes, 45 seconds
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How to Get Away with Murder

To be clear this is not about the TV show nor should this advice or any of our advice ever be followed. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
2/12/202452 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Hoity-Toity Hoi Polloi Episode

Craig actually prepared this time! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
2/4/202448 minutes, 6 seconds
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Craig is Sleepy AND Craig is Sleepy

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
1/28/202438 minutes, 10 seconds
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Top Ten New Years Resolutions

It's that time of year, folks, that time when we try to do something and be somebody better than last year. Last year us sucked! This year we'll suck less! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
1/14/202448 minutes, 7 seconds
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Christopher Nolan's Tote Bag Extravaganza

Finally, we answer the question about Christopher Nolan's tote bag. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
12/24/202346 minutes, 52 seconds
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The Very Silly Then Very Serious Episode

Watch out! It gets serious. (we also actually cut out a part due to seriousness) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
12/17/202342 minutes, 13 seconds
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Craig Has Too Many Rhyming Rules

Hey really doesn't. (this description written by Craig) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
12/10/202345 minutes, 28 seconds
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Craig's Funniest Episode

He was SO funny he barely remembers doing it! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
12/3/202345 minutes, 53 seconds
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Leaf Blower Trauma

In this incredibly helpful episode Craig discusses time saving tips. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
11/26/202347 minutes, 11 seconds
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How to Placate a Violent Raccoon

Craig is going through a compost bin/raccoon fiasco. Greg provides helpful anecdotes about his raccoon cosplaying neighbor. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
11/19/202347 minutes, 36 seconds
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The Beatles New Song & Rare Studio Chatter

All ya need is... Greg and Craig --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
11/13/202348 minutes, 16 seconds
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No Surprises Whatsoever

Craig and Greg went through a few identity crises during this episode. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
11/5/202348 minutes, 55 seconds
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Do Not Smear Eye Cream on Your Saxophone

Just don't! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
10/29/202349 minutes, 20 seconds
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Craig Shaves His Beard

In which Craig lists his current video challenges he's doing and Greg shares his true feelings about Applebee's. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
10/22/202345 minutes, 50 seconds
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The Darkest Podcast Episode in History

We turned the lights off for this one so Greg could reveal his true feelings, or something. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
10/8/202349 minutes, 51 seconds
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It's Better to be Moist Than Dry

Greg talks through his problem with meeting conductors at birthday parties. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
10/1/202348 minutes, 6 seconds
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Please Do Not Bring Your Bowling Balls to Starbucks

In which has random thoughts and topics of conversation, believe it or not. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
9/24/202348 minutes, 7 seconds
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Craig Admits He's Racist

He means in the sense that we're ALL racist. Come on, guys! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
9/17/202348 minutes, 56 seconds
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What Happened to Lady Gaga's Meat Dress?

We actually did research! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
9/10/202350 minutes
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Labor Day Special

Happy Labor Day everybody. We sincerely hope the whole birthing process goes smoothly. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
9/4/202345 minutes, 59 seconds
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Craig & Greg Swap Places

Also, this episode is NOT suitable for children, as opposed to all our other episodes which are basically Sesame Street. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
8/20/202350 minutes, 22 seconds
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Adele's Famous Meat Muffins

In which Greg reveals his excellent Armenian accent. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
8/13/202351 minutes, 44 seconds
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Craig Shaves a Cat

Craig actually performs a song! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
8/6/202349 minutes, 30 seconds
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There Are No TVs in Wisconsin

Greg and Craig are together IRL for the first time ever (since last time)! Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
7/30/202349 minutes, 53 seconds
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Real People Being Real

Greg and Craig are together IRL for the first time ever (since last time)! Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
7/23/202345 minutes, 28 seconds
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Two Guys Walking About Lettuce

Our very first (of hopefully thousands of) walk and talk(s)!!! Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
7/16/202345 minutes, 15 seconds
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Vermont is Full of Derelicts

Greg does impressions! Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
7/9/202352 minutes, 6 seconds
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FAX to the MAX!

Greg describes why he doesn't want to live forever. Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
7/2/202347 minutes, 18 seconds
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Genuine Excitement

__________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
6/25/202345 minutes, 32 seconds
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Moist People

Join us as Greg shares his hydration wisdom! __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
6/18/202345 minutes, 54 seconds
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Kirk Cameron is Possessed by Satan

Yikes, this week, through unhinged rambling, we stumble upon some important falsehoods. __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
6/11/202345 minutes, 32 seconds
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Special Guest GREG BENSON!

This is a very special episode with a special guest! We delve DEEP into what makes the great Greg Benson tick. And I got news for ya, it ain't a clock, ya know what I'm saying? I don't. __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
6/4/202348 minutes, 41 seconds
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Special Guest CRAIG BENZINE!

This is a very special episode with a special guest! We delve DEEP into what makes the great Craig Benzine tick. And I got news for ya, it ain't a clock, ya know what I'm saying? I don't.__________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
5/28/202347 minutes, 40 seconds
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A Population of Humans

In which Greg solves the homeless crisis. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
5/21/202348 minutes, 53 seconds
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What's the Best On Screen Death?

Today Greg and Craig talk about their favorite onscreen deaths! :) __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
5/14/202349 minutes, 44 seconds
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Craig Really Doesn't Think This Should be an Episode

cuz we're both drunk, but Greg is especially drunk. Also, we did this one live on Twitch, which will very quickly be apparent. __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
5/7/202348 minutes, 38 seconds
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The Will Ferrell Episode

It's very exciting to finally be doing the Will Ferrell episode in which Will Ferrell does not appear at all! __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
4/30/202350 minutes, 42 seconds
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A Special Kind of Derek

In which Craig describes a special kind of jerk who calls people random names before they ask them to do something. Also, thanks only to Brian. __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
4/23/202346 minutes, 15 seconds
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How to Stop a Bear Attack

We're back after a brief hiatus to share with you all the ways to protect yourself from a bear attack! The world needs this information! __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠Patreon!⁠⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠⁠YouTube!⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Greg Twitter⁠⁠ ⁠⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
4/16/202346 minutes, 14 seconds
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I Was a Little Man Whore

Craig tries to remain positive throughout this episode. And that's not that hard because Greg is blowing up in Hollywood! (and I don't mean in a TNT way, but who knows what the future holds!) __________________________ Yes, we have a ⁠Patreon!⁠ Yes, we have a ⁠YouTube!⁠ ⁠Greg Twitter⁠ ⁠Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
3/26/202352 minutes, 28 seconds
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The Religion and Politics Episode

In today's episode, Greg reveals an ingenious new revenue stream that ANYONE can create. Also this episode has nothing to do with religion or politics. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
3/19/202347 minutes, 49 seconds
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Best Episode Ever!

Today, Greg and Craig discuss fun conversation starters. Turns out, it's the best episode ever. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
3/12/202350 minutes, 4 seconds
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Optimist Prime

In which Greg tells everyone his son's brilliant joke! And Craig worries about raising his daughter in a scary, streaming entertainment world. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
3/5/202345 minutes, 12 seconds
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Huge Clown Pants

In today's episode find out which guy forgets that David Bowie died. And they discuss their top 5 movies of all time. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
2/26/202346 minutes, 59 seconds
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43 - Bend Over Mr. President

In today's episode, Craig has an EXTREMELY humbling experience. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
2/19/202347 minutes, 55 seconds
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42 - Garbanzo Beans

In which, -Craig gives his worst reaction ever to something Greg said -Greg is really fresh -Greg reveals his internal beard -Greg actually has "lettuce news" -Dog! -Craig makes sense out of Garbanzo Beans -Greg goes to Womanitoba -They reminisce about a trip to Australia that didn't happen -Greg attempts impressions -Craig attempts impressions __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
2/12/202348 minutes, 2 seconds
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41 - Bonjour Bitches!

Today Greg and Craig discuss how awesome they are at being dads and how Greg no longer has a 6-year-old son.   And Greg does a New Jersey accent far too much. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
2/5/202345 minutes, 50 seconds
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40 - The Untitled Episode

Greg discovers his new catch phrase! (which was actually his catch phrase all along?) And he reveals how you could('ve) earn(ed) millions of dollars! Also, he's apparently a billionaire. Craig is just skeptical of all of this, as usual. __________________________ Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
1/29/202342 minutes, 30 seconds
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39 - Whore Dog

Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
1/22/202345 minutes, 53 seconds
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38 - The Fancy Episode

Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
1/15/202350 minutes, 19 seconds
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Crotch Mug

Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
1/8/202347 minutes, 48 seconds
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Let's Talk About Elon Musk

Yes, we have a Patreon! Yes, we have a YouTube! Greg Twitter Craig Twitter --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/lettuceguys/support
1/1/202343 minutes, 47 seconds
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Craig Came Up With This Title

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12/25/202245 minutes, 55 seconds
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Genius Penius

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12/18/202245 minutes, 18 seconds
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The Title Doesn't Matter

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12/11/202250 minutes, 59 seconds
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You Can't Build Houses After You Die

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12/4/202247 minutes, 49 seconds
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Toddlers Don't Exist

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11/27/202248 minutes, 3 seconds
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The Creamed Cornversation

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11/20/202246 minutes, 7 seconds
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Joke Book Store

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11/13/202250 minutes, 3 seconds
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All Lettuce All The Time

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11/6/202244 minutes, 30 seconds
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Anything Can Explode If You Try Hard Enough

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10/30/202245 minutes, 7 seconds
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A Lot of People Love Beer starring Kim Kardashian Taylor Swift & Ethereum Crypto

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10/23/202249 minutes, 42 seconds
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Joyce DeWitt

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10/16/202236 minutes, 15 seconds
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Time to Administer Panic!

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10/9/202240 minutes, 20 seconds
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Pope House

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10/2/202249 minutes
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Covid Comedy Caravan

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9/25/202241 minutes, 17 seconds
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Prepare to Be Disappointed

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9/18/202246 minutes, 21 seconds
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More People Should Smoke

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9/11/202247 minutes, 19 seconds
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The One with a Horrible Ending

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9/4/202251 minutes, 13 seconds
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Anything But Hank (but actually, yes, Hank)

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8/28/202244 minutes, 12 seconds
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Universally Nothing

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8/21/202244 minutes, 2 seconds
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Jonas Salk and Also Jonas Salk

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8/14/202248 minutes, 37 seconds
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Burger King Foot Lettuce

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8/7/202248 minutes, 59 seconds
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Boxcar Willie: America's Favorite Hobo

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7/31/202247 minutes, 40 seconds
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The Live Episode

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7/24/202239 minutes, 27 seconds
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Yes, And Orange Juice

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7/17/202237 minutes, 37 seconds
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Brouhaha Comedy Beer

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7/10/202244 minutes, 58 seconds
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Do Not Microwave Your Cat

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7/3/202243 minutes, 59 seconds