The Torchy’s boys are back after a long absence to ride, do some hard drugs and reminisce with a legendary gunfighter. We join Bill, Jane and array of Walter Hill regulars as he struggles to keep a hold on his addictions, his women, his struggling eyesight and his past catching up to him. This features Jeff Bridges as the titular Wild Bill, Ellen Barkin, James Gammon, David Arquette, John Hurt and James Remar. The post Last Call At Torchy’s #16 : Wild Bill (1995) first appeared on LegionPodcasts.

The Torchy’s boys are back after a long absence to ride, do some hard drugs and reminisce with a legendary gunfighter. We join Bill, Jane and array of Walter Hill regulars as he struggles to keep a hold on his addictions, his women, his struggling eyesight and his past catching up to him. This features Jeff Bridges as the titular Wild Bill, Ellen Barkin, James Gammon, David Arquette, John Hurt and James Remar. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

iris and Gary sit down with some skunk beer and some fried chicken to tell a tale about deplorable people. After a family hires a crooked cop to kill a hated relative, they endure psychological and physical trauma all in the pursuit of minimal riches and a whole lot of tragedy. Matthew Mcconaughey, Juno Temple and Emile Hirsh stars in William Friedkin’s Killer Joe. The post Cinema Beef Podcast Beef Ends : Killer Joe (2011) first appeared on Legion.

iris and Gary sit down with some skunk beer and some fried chicken to tell a tale about deplorable people. After a family hires a crooked cop to kill a hated relative, they endure psychological and physical trauma all in the pursuit of minimal riches and a whole lot of tragedy. Matthew Mcconaughey, Juno Temple and Emile Hirsh stars in William Friedkin’s Killer Joe. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Ricky and Gary were late to release this one because we have been getting our chakras in order. We have been training hard with these crazy monks learning our ball handling skills. When a rag tag team of former monks get an opportunity at glory on the soccer field, they use their mystical powers to battle the opposition and beat Team Evil in gravity defying fashion. This stars the great Steven Chow who is the star of Kung Fu Hustle. Put on your busted cleats and light your smoke. No red cards allowed in this match. The post Look What You Did #2 : Shaolin Soccer first appeared on Legion.

Ricky and Gary were late to release this one because we have been getting our chakras in order. We have been training hard with these crazy monks learning our ball handling skills. When a rag tag team of former monks get an opportunity at glory on the soccer field, they use their mystical powers to battle the opposition and beat Team Evil in gravity defying fashion. This stars the great Steven Chow who is the star of Kung Fu Hustle. Put on your busted cleats and light your smoke. No red cards allowed in this match. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Iris, Suzanne and Gary are back and we’re feeling furry with excitement. On this one, we talk about the horned up exploits of sexy shapeshifters. When a troubled couple go hang with other white folks in the woods, they soon discover that their getaway houses a legion of werewolves in The Howling. Next up, you get horned up cat people looking for love and life forces in the Stephen King scribed Mick Garris directed Sleepwalkers. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Were So Horny (The Howling/Sleepwalkers) first appeared on Legion.

Iris, Suzanne and Gary are back and we’re feeling furry with excitement. On this one, we talk about the horned up exploits of sexy shapeshifters. When a troubled couple go hang with other white folks in the woods, they soon discover that their getaway houses a legion of werewolves in The Howling. Next up, you get horned up cat people looking for love and life forces in the Stephen King scribed Mick Garris directed Sleepwalkers. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Cameron and Gary are on this one and they tackle a gem here. Typical story. Family goes out into space and finds a wreckage. They take on the last survivor who they nurse back to life. Little do they know that their new boarder is looking for love and possibly a whole lot of bloodshed. Richard Grieco, Corbin Bernsen and Edie McClurg star in this installment of Roger Corman’s long line of horror and sci-fi films he did for Showtime. Take your protein pills and put your condom on. It’s gonna get weird. The post Cinema Beef : Burnt Ends #2 : Circuit Breaker aka Inhumanoid first appeared on Legion.

Cameron and Gary are on this one and they tackle a gem here. Typical story. Family goes out into space and finds a wreckage. They take on the last survivor who they nurse back to life. Little do they know that their new boarder is looking for love and possibly a whole lot of bloodshed. Richard Grieco, Corbin Bernsen and Edie McClurg star in this installment of Roger Corman’s long line of horror and sci-fi films he did for Showtime. Take your protein pills and put your condom on. It’s gonna get weird. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Torchy’s boys are back and we are riding side saddle with a true native legend. This is a mostly true retelling of Geronimo and his Apache people’s surrender to the US Government and the struggle of both sides through battles and constant mistrust. Wes Studi, Gene Hackman, Jason Patric, Matt Damon and Robert Duvall in Mr. Hill’s decent attempt at an epic featuring writing credits by John Milius and an accompanying epic score by Ry Cooter. The post Last Call At Torchy’s #15 : Geronimo : An American Legend (1993) first appeared on Legion.

The Torchy’s boys are back and we are riding side saddle with a true native legend. This is a mostly true retelling of Geronimo and his Apache people’s surrender to the US Government and the struggle of both sides through battles and constant mistrust. Wes Studi, Gene Hackman, Jason Patric, Matt Damon and Robert Duvall in Mr. Hill’s decent attempt at an epic featuring writing credits by John Milius and an accompanying epic score by Ry Cooter. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Suzanne and Gary are back after an unwanted hiatus to bring you two reviews of films that are completely different. It’s a favorite things episode. First up, we dive into the devil’s goo with John Carpenter’s take on theology and the science that may bring on the end of the world with Prince of Darkness. 20 years later, we needed a hero and that hero will wear a cape and ride a motorbike. We cover Hot Rod from 2007. Glad to be back, beefers. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Favorite Things #1 first appeared on Legion.

Suzanne and Gary are back after an unwanted hiatus to bring you two reviews of films that are completely different. It’s a favorite things episode. First up, we dive into the devil’s goo with John Carpenter’s take on theology and the science that may bring on the end of the world with Prince of Darkness. 20 years later, we needed a hero and that hero will wear a cape and ride a motorbike. We cover Hot Rod from 2007. Glad to be back, beefers. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Original Cinema Quad Poster – Movie Film Posters The Torchy’s boys are back and we are traveling in search of riches and some ghetto shenanigans. Walter Hill takes us on a journey to East St. Louis where two firefighters are hoping to strike it rich. They get ahold of a map that leads them to an old factory and some high powered gangstas. Will they escape with the gold or lose their heads? William Sadler, Bill Paxton, Ice-T, Ice Cube and our favorite Art Evans star in Trespass from 1992. The post first appeared on Legion.

Original Cinema Quad Poster – Movie Film PostersThe Torchy’s boys are back and we are traveling in search of riches and some ghetto shenanigans. Walter Hill takes us on a journey to East St. Louis where two firefighters are hoping to strike it rich. They get ahold of a map that leads them to an old factory and some high powered gangstas. Will they escape with the gold or lose their heads? William Sadler, Bill Paxton, Ice-T, Ice Cube and our favorite Art Evans star in Trespass from 1992.  ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Join Gary Hill and Ricky Morgan (Doctor Movie) for another feature discussion where we had to gather our wits and banter to discuss this underseen tournament fighting movie. When Alex gets booted out of the fencing community for accidently killing a guy, he is recruited by a mystery man to fight in Ring Of Steel which is an underground sword fighting league where they fight to the death. Sometimes. Look for it for free on YouTube. Next up, we are going Italian Mad Max ripoff with 2020 Texas Gladiators! The post Cinema Beef Burnt Ends : Ring Of Steel (1994) first appeared on Legion.

Join Gary Hill and Ricky Morgan (Doctor Movie) for another feature discussion where we had to gather our wits and banter to discuss this underseen tournament fighting movie. When Alex gets booted out of the fencing community for accidently killing a guy, he is recruited by a mystery man to fight in Ring Of Steel which is an underground sword fighting league where they fight to the death. Sometimes. Look for it for free on YouTube. Next up, we are going Italian Mad Max ripoff with 2020 Texas Gladiators! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Torchy’s boys are riding with Jack and Reggie once again. This time they have 48 hours to figure who a drug lord is while dodging shady businessmen, shady women and a ruthless biker gang led by Andrew Divoff. Head over to the Legion Patreon for more goodies!!! The post Last Call At Torchy’s #13 : Another 48 Hours (1990) first appeared on Legion.

The Torchy’s boys are riding with Jack and Reggie once again. This time they have 48 hours to figure who a drug lord is while dodging shady businessmen, shady women and a ruthless biker gang led by Andrew Divoff. Head over to the Legion Patreon for more goodies!!! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Iris and Gary are back again. This time to talk corruption, sexual assault, lady mullets, deviant lesbian lifestyles, filthy aquarium water, shower etiquette and two of the greatest genre casts ever assembled. We celebrate Raquel Welch with Hannie Caulder featuring Ernest Borgnine, Strother Martin, Jack Elam and Christopher Lee. Then, we celebrate Stella Stevens with one of exploitation jams in Chained Heat featuring Linda Blair, Sybil Danning, John Vernon, John Vernon’s fuck palace, Henry Silva, Tamara Dobson and many more naked naked things. Both of these featured actresses recently passed and left a legacy of great credits. Dive into the hot tub and join us. Don’t mind the ring around the rim. It’s just the warden’s seasoning. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Even Bombshells Get Angry (Hannie Caulder/Chained Heat) first appeared on Legion.

Iris and Gary are back again. This time to talk corruption, sexual assault, lady mullets, deviant lesbian lifestyles, filthy aquarium water, shower etiquette and two of the greatest genre casts ever assembled. We celebrate Raquel Welch with Hannie Caulder featuring Ernest Borgnine, Strother Martin, Jack Elam and Christopher Lee. Then, we celebrate Stella Stevens with one of exploitation jams in Chained Heat featuring Linda Blair, Sybil Danning, John Vernon, John Vernon’s fuck palace, Henry Silva, Tamara Dobson and many more naked naked things. Both of these featured actresses recently passed and left a legacy of great credits. Dive into the hot tub and join us. Don’t mind the ring around the rim. It’s just the warden’s seasoning. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Torchy’s boys are back and we are going under the knife to get some revenge. When Johnny is double crossed in a robbery, he is coaxed into rehabilitation and some major surgery. Now with a new identity, Johnny is after his betrayers with a ruthless lawman on his back. Scott Wilson, Morgan Freeman and one of the best and most sleeveless Lance Henriksen also star in Johnny Handsome. The post Last Call at Torchy’s #12 : Johnny Handsome (1989) first appeared on Legion.

The Torchy’s boys are back and we are going under the knife to get some revenge. When Johnny is double crossed in a robbery, he is coaxed into rehabilitation and some major surgery. Now with a new identity, Johnny is after his betrayers with a ruthless lawman on his back. Scott Wilson, Morgan Freeman and one of the best and most sleeveless Lance Henriksen also star in Johnny Handsome. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

This is the first in a series of reviews to ramp up the Fleas and Flicks Charity Auction coming this weekend. We are doing that by reviewing a bunch of Disney animal classics. First up, when a psychic feline is stranded on earth, it is up to two scientists and a beer guzzling friend to prep his ship and get him home while avoiding the government and a genuine super villain. Jake is The Cat From Outer Space! The post Countdown to Fleas and Flicks : The Cat From Outer Space (1978) first appeared on Legion.

This is the first in a series of reviews to ramp up the Fleas and Flicks Charity Auction coming this weekend. We are doing that by reviewing a bunch of Disney animal classics. First up, when a psychic feline is stranded on earth, it is up to two scientists and a beer guzzling friend to prep his ship and get him home while avoiding the government and a genuine super villain. Jake is The Cat From Outer Space! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Iris and I get together to do two films with one thing in common. They have two characters called Little Bill. Hence the title. See what we did there. We cover a late but great western from Clint Eastwood featuring Gene Hackman as the dastardly sheriff of Big Whisky in Unforgiven and we talk about sad horny and high dudes and one lonely cameraman with a whorish wife in Paul Thomas Anderson’s Boogie Nights. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : The Little Bill Double Bill (Unforgiven/Boogie Nights) first appeared on Legion.

Iris and I get together to do two films with one thing in common. They have two characters called Little Bill. Hence the title. See what we did there. We cover a late but great western from Clint Eastwood featuring Gene Hackman as the dastardly sheriff of Big Whisky in Unforgiven and we talk about sad horny and high dudes and one lonely cameraman with a whorish wife in Paul Thomas Anderson’s Boogie Nights. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Iris and Gary are back with the beef and we’re headed into your frontal lobes for two films where people literally get into each others heads. Subconsciously of course. We cover 1984’s Dreamscape featuring Dennis Quaid, Max Von Sydow and Christopher Plummer. We chase that with J-Lo invading the mind of a tortured killer in The Cell from 2000. The audio is a little wonky on this so bear with us. Keep calm and beef on! The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Running Through My Mind (Dreamscape/The Cell) first appeared on Legion.

Iris and Gary are back with the beef and we’re headed into your frontal lobes for two films where people literally get into each others heads. Subconsciously of course. We cover 1984’s Dreamscape featuring Dennis Quaid, Max Von Sydow and Christopher Plummer. We chase that with J-Lo invading the mind of a tortured killer in The Cell from 2000. The audio is a little wonky on this so bear with us. Keep calm and beef on! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Gary and Suzanne are blessed to be joined by special guests Cort Psyops, Derek Bourgeois, Ricky Morgan and Jeffery Martin to close out the last show of the our trio of shows celebrating our 9th year of podcasting. Join us for the last two Christopher Guest reviews, a crippled theater featuring a lame robot and gang violence and X’s and my evaluation of flawed men and the folly of early 90s alt bands. The beef is stuffed. Dig in! The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Beefaversary Year 9 Part Three first appeared on Legion.

Gary and Suzanne are blessed to be joined by special guests Cort Psyops, Derek Bourgeois, Ricky Morgan and Jeffery Martin to close out the last show of the our trio of shows celebrating our 9th year of podcasting. Join us for the last two Christopher Guest reviews, a crippled theater featuring a lame robot and gang violence and X’s and my evaluation of flawed men and the folly of early 90s alt bands. The beef is stuffed. Dig in! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The boys are back to liven up your weekend when we travel to Mills Basin with the Black Roses. When a small town is graced with the presence of an up and coming band, all the kids in town start to get horny and a little big homicidal. They are under the influence of rock and roll and some gnarly demons. It’s up to one teacher to save the kids with some poetry, sweater logic and good old fashioned Canadian road flares. This is John Fasano’s Black Roses. Stream along with us. As of this release, it is on Shudder. SUBMIT TO DAMIEN!!!!!!! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Black Roses (1988) first appeared on Legion.

The boys are back to liven up your weekend when we travel to Mills Basin with the Black Roses. When a small town is graced with the presence of an up and coming band, all the kids in town start to get horny and a little big homicidal. They are under the influence of rock and roll and some gnarly demons. It’s up to one teacher to save the kids with some poetry, sweater logic and good old fashioned Canadian road flares. This is John Fasano’s Black Roses. Stream along with us. As of this release, it is on Shudder. SUBMIT TO DAMIEN!!!!!!! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Lee Russell is back on the beef to bring you our long awaited and half-assed attempt to follow-up our tribute to fine character actor Michael J. Pollard. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Dirty Mikey and the Girls (The Legend Of Frenchie King/Dirty Little Billy) first appeared on Legion.

Lee Russell is back on the beef to bring you our long awaited and half-assed attempt to follow-up our tribute to fine character actor Michael J. Pollard. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The two drink crew is back from a long hiatus with one we recorded a while ago. This one is hard to explain. Watch it for psychics, telekinetic tykes, wild birds, space Jesus and more! You get all this and more with The Visitor. Watch along with us and maybe you can tell us what the plot is. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Visitor (1979) first appeared on Legion.

The two drink crew is back from a long hiatus with one we recorded a while ago. This one is hard to explain. Watch it for psychics, telekinetic tykes, wild birds, space Jesus and more! You get all this and more with The Visitor. Watch along with us and maybe you can tell us what the plot is. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The beef crew is back and it’s gonna get uncomfortable. We are covering two films where ghosts do unsavory things to women with The Legend of Hell House and The Entity. We are glad to be back for sure. Thanks for your support. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Non-Consensual Specters first appeared on Legion.

The beef crew is back and it’s gonna get uncomfortable. We are covering two films where ghosts do unsavory things to women with The Legend of Hell House and The Entity. We are glad to be back for sure. Thanks for your support. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Torchy’s boys are back and they are hitting Chicago but doing it the Solviet way. We join Arnold Schwarzenegger who is thrust from his homeland and into the windy city to get the psycho who killed his partner and is threatening to take his drug ring to both shores. Did I mention he has to team up with a meatball Chicago cop played by Jim Belushi. Join us as we discuss this delightful culture clash with that Walter Hill flavor that we know and love. The post Last Call At Torchy’s #11 : Red Heat (1988) first appeared on Legion.

The Torchy’s boys are back and they are hitting Chicago but doing it the Solviet way. We join Arnold Schwarzenegger who is thrust from his homeland and into the windy city to get the psycho who killed his partner and is threatening to take his drug ring to both shores. Did I mention he has to team up with a meatball Chicago cop played by Jim Belushi. Join us as we discuss this delightful culture clash with that Walter Hill flavor that we know and love. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Cinema Beef is back to give you a morsel of the chicken persuasion. Cameron and Gary discuss Monte Hellman’s controversial tale of one man’s passion for the fowl in Cockfighter from 1974. Warren Oates stars as Frank who is a mute who’s only motivation is his next hustle and this brutal sport that pits rooster vs. rooster. We will discuss this great character study with an unfortunate penchant for animal cruelty. If you are sensitive about this subject, we apologize ahead of time. The beef is back! The post Cinema Beef Burnt Ends : Cockfighter (1974) first appeared on Legion.

Cinema Beef is back to give you a morsel of the chicken persuasion. Cameron and Gary discuss Monte Hellman’s controversial tale of one man’s passion for the fowl in Cockfighter from 1974. Warren Oates stars as Frank who is a mute who’s only motivation is his next hustle and this brutal sport that pits rooster vs. rooster. We will discuss this great character study with an unfortunate penchant for animal cruelty. If you are sensitive about this subject, we apologize ahead of time. The beef is back! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Torchy’s boys are going south of the border to find a good woman and possibly walk away rich. In this edition, Nick Nolte plays a Texas Ranger torn between the woman he loves and a ruthless drug dealer and old friend who has eyes for her as well. In the meantime, a group of mercenaries are after the drug loot and possibly saving American freedoms. Maybe. This has a stacked cast that also includes Powers Boothe, Clancy Brown and Micheal Ironside. It’s Extreme Prejudice from 1987. It’s a fun one. The post Last Call At Torchy’s #10 : Extreme Prejudice (1987) first appeared on Legion.

The Torchy’s boys are going south of the border to find a good woman and possibly walk away rich. In this edition, Nick Nolte plays a Texas Ranger torn between the woman he loves and a ruthless drug dealer and old friend who has eyes for her as well. In the meantime, a group of mercenaries are after the drug loot and possibly saving American freedoms. Maybe. This has a stacked cast that also includes Powers Boothe, Clancy Brown and Micheal Ironside. It’s Extreme Prejudice from 1987. It’s a fun one. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

It’s Kyle’s pick this time around and he picked a real winner. Just think if you took the movie within a movie in Demons and mixed it with The Goonies. That’s Lamberto Bava’s Graveyard Disturbance in a nutshell. Join these crazy kids as they search for hidden treasure whilst meeting all kinds of wild beings along the way. Watch with us with the link provided. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Graveyard Disturbance first appeared on Legion.

It’s Kyle’s pick this time around and he picked a real winner. Just think if you took the movie within a movie in Demons and mixed it with The Goonies. That’s Lamberto Bava’s Graveyard Disturbance in a nutshell. Join these crazy kids as they search for hidden treasure whilst meeting all kinds of wild beings along the way. Watch with us with the link provided. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Beefaverasry is back with 3 reviews that include two more entries in the Christopher Guest universe. We are joined by special guests Mr. Venom and Bo Ransdell for Best in Show and Smokeshow Scott Crawford joins us for A Mighty Wind. Also, look for a new Crippled Theater featuring Ricky Morgan and Mr. No Legs. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Beefaversary Part 2 (Best In Show/Mr. No Legs/A Mighty Wind) first appeared on Legion.

The Beefaverasry is back with 3 reviews that include two more entries in the Christopher Guest universe. We are joined by special guests Mr. Venom and Bo Ransdell for Best in Show and Smokeshow Scott Crawford joins us for A Mighty Wind. Also, look for a new Crippled Theater featuring Ricky Morgan and Mr. No Legs. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Two Drink crew round on back to the planet Gor for a second time to talk through Outlaw Of Gor from 1987. When our hero is summoned back to Gor, his unassuming friend and him are framed for murder and this only leads them on uneventful adventures. It is fortified with at least 40 percent Jack Palance so there’s that. Join us next time for the Hong Kong robocop rip off Robotrix. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Outlaw Of Gor (1987) first appeared on Legion.

The Two Drink crew round on back to the planet Gor for a second time to talk through Outlaw Of Gor from 1987. When our hero is summoned back to Gor, his unassuming friend and him are framed for murder and this only leads them on uneventful adventures. It is fortified with at least 40 percent Jack Palance so there’s that. Join us next time for the Hong Kong robocop rip off Robotrix. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

With a cast of many, we celebrate the 8th year of the Beef with extra large helpings of Christopher Guest and some tasty extras. Part one includes guests Mr. Venom, Jeffrey X Martin and Ricky Morgan. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Beefaversary Part 1 (This Is Spinal Tap/Master Of The Flying Guillotine/Waiting For Guffman) first appeared on Legion.

With a cast of many, we celebrate the 8th year of the Beef with extra large helpings of Christopher Guest and some tasty extras. Part one includes guests Mr. Venom, Jeffrey X Martin and Ricky Morgan. https://youtu.be/-PhvpGuycaE https://youtu.be/doMVmLpbJec ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Torchy’s boys fall into some money and tackle this Richard Pryor jam. The skinny is a minor league pitcher falls into a bunch of money but there is a catch involved. He has to spend it all in 30 days with nothing left. John Candy, Pat Hingle and a whole slew of faces you know show up in this. Up next, we go on the road with Lightning Boy with Crossroads. The post Last Call Of Torchy’s #8 : Brewster’s Millions (1985) first appeared on Legion.

The Torchy’s boys fall into some money and tackle this Richard Pryor jam. The skinny is a minor league pitcher falls into a bunch of money but there is a catch involved. He has to spend it all in 30 days with nothing left. John Candy, Pat Hingle and a whole slew of faces you know show up in this. Up next, we go on the road with Lightning Boy with Crossroads. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The return of Two Drink brings you a tale of high adventure. Well. Less adventure with more hairy men. When a college professor gets ahold of an artifact, it transports him to the planet Gor. A land where shoulder pads are everywhere and the headgear is bonkers. The prof is tasked to become one of the brave warriors so they can recover a glowing rock that was stolen by Ollie Reed and his crew. Genre legends Paul Smith, Jack Palance (for 2 minutes) and douche bag Arnold Vosloo shine in this sword and sandal turd. Watch with us with the link below! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Gor (1987) first appeared on Legion.

The return of Two Drink brings you a tale of high adventure. Well. Less adventure with more hairy men. When a college professor gets ahold of an artifact, it transports him to the planet Gor. A land where shoulder pads are everywhere and the headgear is bonkers. The prof is tasked to become one of the brave warriors so they can recover a glowing rock that was stolen by Ollie Reed and his crew. Genre legends Paul Smith, Jack Palance (for 2 minutes) and douche bag Arnold Vosloo shine in this sword and sandal turd. Watch with us with the link below! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Welcome to the world of Yor. Where massive lizards bite, the men are extra hairy and laser blasts are a thing because aliens………This is just the thing to bring Two Drink back to form. Gary is joined by Cameron Scott and Willis Wheeler to watch Reb Brown slay beasts and neanderthals alike in this strange but enjoyable epic. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Yor, The Hunter From The Future (1983) first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to the world of Yor. Where massive lizards bite, the men are extra hairy and laser blasts are a thing because aliens………This is just the thing to bring Two Drink back to form. Gary is joined by Cameron Scott and Willis Wheeler to watch Reb Brown slay beasts and neanderthals alike in this strange but enjoyable epic. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We are a literal chain of fools on the latest edition. Iris and Gary are joined by Jerry Cortez aka Mr. Venom to discuss two films where prisoners are on the run and chained together. When two inmates escape from a prison transport, they are forced to fight opposition and their own racial tensions. Sidney Poitier and Tony Curtis star in The Defiant Ones. Then, Pam Grier and Margaret Markov make a run from their abusive and very hot prison digs to plot against a slimy pimp/drug kingpin and possibly start a revolution. We get two days in the hotbox with our review of Black Mama, White Mama from 1973. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Tethered Pursuit (The Defiant Ones 1958/Black Mama, White Mama 1973) first appeared on Legion.

We are a literal chain of fools on the latest edition. Iris and Gary are joined by Jerry Cortez aka Mr. Venom to discuss two films where prisoners are on the run and chained together. When two inmates escape from a prison transport, they are forced to fight opposition and their own racial tensions. Sidney Poitier and Tony Curtis star in The Defiant Ones. Then, Pam Grier and Margaret Markov make a run from their abusive and very hot prison digs to plot against a slimy pimp/drug kingpin and possibly start a revolution. We get two days in the hotbox with our review of Black Mama, White Mama from 1973. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Torchy’s boys head to California for this installment when we cover the flick that boomed the buddy cop genre into high gear with 48 Hours. Nick Nolte is a hard nosed cop who’s dealing with two escaped baddies. He needs the help of Reggie Hammond (Eddie Murphy) to find these cop killers and have some animosity and laughs along the way. This film brings back Walter Hill alums James Remar, Sonny Landham, Peter Jason and Brion James back into the fold. The hits and the gunfire are aplenty in this gem. The post Last Call At Torchy’s #6 : 48 Hours (1982) first appeared on Legion.

The Torchy’s boys head to California for this installment when we cover the flick that boomed the buddy cop genre into high gear with 48 Hours. Nick Nolte is a hard nosed cop who’s dealing with two escaped baddies. He needs the help of Reggie Hammond (Eddie Murphy) to find these cop killers and have some animosity and laughs along the way. This film brings back Walter Hill alums James Remar, Sonny Landham, Peter Jason and Brion James back into the fold. The hits and the gunfire are aplenty in this gem. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Gary and special guests Lee Russell, Leah Hardy and Cameron Scott discuss two homage films…..call em ripoffs of the most popular possesion film that most people love but a majority of the panel hates. They are aping The Exorcist as we cover Abby and Beyond The Door both from the great year of 1974. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Already Been Spewed (Beyond The Door/Abby) first appeared on Legion.

Gary and special guests Lee Russell, Leah Hardy and Cameron Scott discuss two homage films…..call em ripoffs of the most popular possesion film that most people love but a majority of the panel hates. They are aping The Exorcist as we cover Abby and Beyond The Door both from the great year of 1974. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Beefers are back and are gonna make a withdrawal from the bank of paranoia and deception with these two features. Iris and Gary are joined by Mike White of The Projection Booth to discuss two films about finding large sums of dirty money and the consequences of taking it. In A Simple Plan, two brothers and their buddy find a duffle bag full of loot whilst on a hunt. Mistrust, desperation and death all become a factor in the gem starring Bill Paxton, Billy Bob Thornton and some other greats in this underseen Sam Raimi classic. Then, The Coen Brothers give us one of their best efforts with Josh Brolin being persued by a most menacing Javier Bardem over a large sum of money and just general integrity. You know because a psychopath has to have integrity. Tommy Lee Jones, Woody Harrelson and some other wonderful actors star in No Country For Old Men. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Take The Money Then Blood (A Simple Plan/No Country For Old Men) first appeared on Legion.

The Beefers are back and are gonna make a withdrawal from the bank of paranoia and deception with these two features. Iris and Gary are joined by Mike White of The Projection Booth to discuss two films about finding large sums of dirty money and the consequences of taking it. In A Simple Plan, two brothers and their buddy find a duffle bag full of loot whilst on a hunt. Mistrust, desperation and death all become a factor in the gem starring Bill Paxton, Billy Bob Thornton and some other greats in this underseen Sam Raimi classic. Then, The Coen Brothers give us one of their best efforts with Josh Brolin being persued by a most menacing Javier Bardem over a large sum of money and just general integrity. You know because a psychopath has to have integrity. Tommy Lee Jones, Woody Harrelson and some other wonderful actors star in No Country For Old Men. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Join Gary and Iris for some stale nog or possibly an Irish coffee while we discuss two films in which two delinquents become unlikely stars in their respective or disrespectful forms of media only to fall from mediocrity. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Certifiable Idols first appeared on Legion.

Join Gary and Iris for some stale nog or possibly an Irish coffee while we discuss two films in which two delinquents become unlikely stars in their respective or disrespectful forms of media only to fall from mediocrity. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Change out of your civies and load up your blanks. The Torchy’s boys are hitting the swamps of Louisiana with Jamie Sammons of Horror In The House Of Sammons to discuss Southern Comfort from 1981. When a group of National Guardsmen go on some tactical maneuvers in the backwoods of Louisiana, they start to mess with the natural order of things and piss off some locals. They start getting picked off one by one fighting hypothermia, hillbilly trap-fu and ace backwoods shooters. Look for our bonus episode coming Tuesday on the 1971 classic Deliverance. The post Last Call At Torchy’s : Southern Comfort (1981) first appeared on Legion.

Change out of your civies and load up your blanks. The Torchy’s boys are hitting the swamps of Louisiana with Jamie Sammons of Horror In The House Of Sammons to discuss Southern Comfort from 1981. When a group of National Guardsmen go on some tactical maneuvers in the backwoods of Louisiana, they start to mess with the natural order of things and piss off some locals. They start getting picked off one by one fighting hypothermia, hillbilly trap-fu and ace backwoods shooters. Look for our bonus episode coming Tuesday on the 1971 classic Deliverance. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

We are back in the fires of the boiler room once again with two installments of this hit anthology series. In Missing Persons, a girl with a heavy past is forced to babysit two brats while fighting the urge to eat everything in the house including the brats. This leads to a story about the brats’ father wanting a brand new life following an auto wreck. In The Light At The End Of The Tunnel, a loser that is afraid of the dark is forced into a job in the sewer leading into a story about a sleazy store owner forced to live his own nightmare. The post Burning For Springwood #10 (Missing Persons and The Light At The End Of The Tunnel) first appeared on Legion.

We are back in the fires of the boiler room once again with two installments of this hit anthology series. In Missing Persons, a girl with a heavy past is forced to babysit two brats while fighting the urge to eat everything in the house including the brats. This leads to a story about the brats’ father wanting a brand new life following an auto wreck. In The Light At The End Of The Tunnel, a loser that is afraid of the dark is forced into a job in the sewer leading into a story about a sleazy store owner forced to live his own nightmare. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Beef crew are back with Gary, Suzanne, Iris and special guest Derek Borgeois to throw on our parkas and go out into the cold for two features that include shapeshifters that brave the elements to terrorize people in Horror Express starring Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing and John Carpenter’s The Thing featuring Kurt Russell, Keith David and Wilford Brimley. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Who Can It Beast Now (Horror Express and The Thing ’82) first appeared on Legion.

The Beef crew are back with Gary, Suzanne, Iris and special guest Derek Borgeois to throw on our parkas and go out into the cold for two features that include shapeshifters that brave the elements to terrorize people in Horror Express starring Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing and John Carpenter’s The Thing featuring Kurt Russell, Keith David and Wilford Brimley. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Derek, Gary and special guest Suzanne call in some favors and some demons and hitch a ride to Connecticut to cover Tim Burton’s classic tale of loss and possession with 1988’s Beetlejuice. The post Blood From The Core Bridge and Tunnel #2 : Beetlejuice first appeared on Legion.

Derek, Gary and special guest Suzanne call in some favors and some demons and hitch a ride to Connecticut to cover Tim Burton’s classic tale of loss and possession with 1988’s Beetlejuice. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The gang from Torchy’s mount up with the James/Younger Gang for Walter Hill’s horse abusing, saloon slinging story of brotherly love with The Long Riders from 1980. This tells the tale of end of the gang where they are dodging the law, evading those pesky Pinkertons and chasing that sweet dream. And the women. Yes the women. It has an all star cast including Stacy and James Keach, Robert and Keith Carradine, Nicolas and Christopher Guest and Dennis and Randy Quaid. Not to mention some Walter Hill regulars and some veteran western actors. W/ Lee Russell, Cameron Scott and Gary Hill. The post Last Call At Torchy’s : The Long Riders (1980) first appeared on Legion.

The gang from Torchy’s mount up with the James/Younger Gang for Walter Hill’s horse abusing, saloon slinging story of brotherly love with The Long Riders from 1980. This tells the tale of end of the gang where they are dodging the law, evading those pesky Pinkertons and chasing that sweet dream. And the women. Yes the women. It has an all star cast including Stacy and James Keach, Robert and Keith Carradine, Nicolas and Christopher Guest and Dennis and Randy Quaid. Not to mention some Walter Hill regulars and some veteran western actors. W/ Lee Russell, Cameron Scott and Gary Hill. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Day 21 is here and I am going back to the UK again. This time a scientist with a deadly secret foils Peter Cushing while men are dying all around him. How are they dying? You guessed it. A giant, shapeshifting moth person! It is much more dull than it sounds. Look for me again tomorrow with Man Beast! The post 31 Days Of Howling Beasts Day 21 : The Blood Beast Terror (1968) first appeared on Legion.

Day 21 is here and I am going back to the UK again. This time a scientist with a deadly secret foils Peter Cushing while men are dying all around him. How are they dying? You guessed it. A giant, shapeshifting moth person! It is much more dull than it sounds. Look for me again tomorrow with Man Beast! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hey beefers! What happens when I get behind? You get a whole buffet of beastly reviews featuring an array of baddies including Satan himself. This episode has alien devices, deadly animals, transforming cannibals and more camp than you can handle. Guest curators include Dave James Parker, Cort Psyops, Neil Lemoi, Derek Bourgeois, Jerry Herring and Jerry Cortes. Sink your teeth into 90 minutes of fun and terror! The post 31 Days Of Howling Beasts 7 Pack (Days 14-20) first appeared on Legion.

Hey beefers! What happens when I get behind? You get a whole buffet of beastly reviews featuring an array of baddies including Satan himself. This episode has alien devices, deadly animals, transforming cannibals and more camp than you can handle. Guest curators include Dave James Parker, Cort Psyops, Neil Lemoi, Derek Bourgeois, Jerry Herring and Jerry Cortes. Sink your teeth into 90 minutes of fun and terror! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hey Legion people! Sorry I was a away for a few days but here’s a series of mini reviews including spoiler free reviews of the first episodes of the brand new Chucky and Day of the Dead series from me and one king sized one from Gav Hoare of The Podcast On Haunted Hill. The post 31 Days of Howling Beasts Days 11-13 (The Beast In The Cellar/Beast Of Blood/The Beast In Heat) first appeared on Legion.

Hey Legion people! Sorry I was a away for a few days but here’s a series of mini reviews including spoiler free reviews of the first episodes of the brand new Chucky and Day of the Dead series from me and one king sized one from Gav Hoare of The Podcast On Haunted Hill. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Day 10 goes to the zoo with special guest Dan Bone of The Podcast On Haunted Hill carrying the feed bag on this one. What happens when PCP gets into the water supply at a zoo? Mass carnage all over the streets. YOu get all this and more in Wild Beasts from 1984. Look for another solo review tomorrow from me covering The Beast In The Cellar. Watch Wild Beasts with the link below. The post 31 Days Of Howling Beasts Day 10 : Wild Beasts (1984) first appeared on Legion.

Day 10 goes to the zoo with special guest Dan Bone of The Podcast On Haunted Hill carrying the feed bag on this one. What happens when PCP gets into the water supply at a zoo? Mass carnage all over the streets. YOu get all this and more in Wild Beasts from 1984. Look for another solo review tomorrow from me covering The Beast In The Cellar. Watch Wild Beasts with the link below. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Day 9 of 31 Days of Howling Beasts takes us down south to Mexico to find the mysterious but adorable Beast Of Hollow Mountain. The post 31 Days Of Howling Beasts Day 9 : The Beast Of Hollow Mountain (1956) first appeared on Legion.

Day 9 takes us down south to Mexico to find the mysterious but adorable Beast Of Hollow Mountain. When a cattle rancher is losing his steer, a mysterious beast that lives in a mountain is the prime suspect. When he reveals himself, it is a fight to the finish with the beast with some wild results. You get ranching politics, a love triangle and some decent animation for the time in the feature. Look tomorrow for Dan Bone’s review of Wild Beasts from 1985. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Join RJ MacReady as he hits the slopes for this creature feature. When snow bunnies are getting killed by an unknown force, It's up to character actors Bo Svenson, Clint Walker and Yvette Mimieux to hunt the beast and take him out. Look for me with another solo review tomorrow with The Beast Of Hollow Mountain. The post 31 Days Of Howling Beasts Day 8 : SnowBeast (1977) first appeared on Legion.

Join RJ MacReady as he hits the slopes for this creature feature. When snow bunnies are getting killed by an unknown force, It’s up to character actors Bo Svenson, Clint Walker and Yvette Mimieux to hunt the beast and take him out. Look for me with another solo review tomorrow with The Beast Of Hollow Mountain. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Day 7 takes us to England for a real thinker. When a mysterious orb has landed on Earth from an undisclosed location, it is promptly picked up by UK scientists and they are baffled early. Once it hatches and escapes, it starts to abduct 200 of England’s women for it’s experiments. Decent film featuring some great character actors. Check it out with the YouTube link below. The post 31 Days Of Howling Beasts Day 7 : Blood Beast From Outer Space (1965) first appeared on Legion.

Day 7 takes us to England for a real thinker. When a mysterious orb has landed on Earth from an undisclosed location, it is promptly picked up by UK scientists and they are baffled early. Once it hatches and escapes, it starts to abduct 200 of England’s women for it’s experiments. Decent film featuring some great character actors. Check it out with the YouTube link below. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHRHc1Lvd9Y ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Day 6 brings a lizard beast that predates the big guy that doesn’t need mentioning. I hear he’s from Tokyo or something. Donnie Rings has chosen the Harryhausen effects driven The Beast From 20000 Fathoms. When a creature makes himself known from the depths of the earth, everyone is stymied with boat attacks and mysterious accidents. Our creature moves into the city in this stop motion spectacle. See you all again with something from yours truly on Day 7! The post 31 Days Of Howling Beasts Day 6 : The Beast From 20000 Fathoms (1953) first appeared on Legion.

Day 6 brings a lizard beast that predates the big guy that doesn’t need mentioning. I hear he’s from Tokyo or something. Donnie Rings has chosen the Harryhausen effects driven The Beast From 20000 Fathoms. When a creature makes himself known from the depths of the earth, everyone is stymied with boat attacks and mysterious accidents. Our creature moves into the city in this stop motion spectacle. See you all again with something from yours truly on Day 7! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Day five brings us another guest being Rik Morgan from the Hail Ming Power Hour amongst others. He picked this delightful gem. When a group of people are shipwrecked in the year 1920, they are greeted by acid baths and some gnarly looking natives in the form of cabbage patch dolls from hell. Had a great time listening to this and I hope you do too. Look for the YouTube link below. See you all again in day 6! The post 31 Days of Howling Beasts Day 5 : Attack Of The Beast Creatures (1985) first appeared on Legion.

Day five brings us another guest being Rik Morgan from the Hail Ming Power Hour amongst others. He picked this delightful gem. When a group of people are shipwrecked in the year 1920, they are greeted by acid baths and some gnarly looking natives in the form of cabbage patch dolls from hell. Had a great time listening to this and I hope you do too. Look for the YouTube link below. See you all again in day 6! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z_bNcy03Ww&t=100s ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Day 4 brings us one of the great bad movies of all time. Or is it? It’s The Beast Of Yucca Flats featuring the great former Swedish wrestler/actor in the titular role as a rogue Russian scientist who goes on the run, gets blasted by nuclear radiation and wanders the desert looking for people to strangle. Simple plot for a very simple film. We’ll see you all again for day 5!!!!! The post 31 Days of Howling Beasts Day 4 : The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) first appeared on Legion.

Day 4 brings us one of the great bad movies of all time. Or is it? It’s The Beast Of Yucca Flats featuring the great former Swedish wrestler/actor in the titular role as a rogue Russian scientist who goes on the run, gets blasted by nuclear radiation and wanders the desert looking for people to strangle. Simple plot for a very simple film. We’ll see you all again for day 5!!!!! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Day 3 is here and we have our first guest curator of the 31 Days of Howling Beast. Jeffery X Martin has been tasked to cover The Beast That Killed Women. Not much of a plot here. There’s a gorilla who’s attacking young nudists in Florida. Police are baffled, tops are non existent…….you get the gist. This is just the first of many guests on this run but this one is pretty great. The post 31 Days of Howling Beasts Day 3 : The Beast That Killed Women (1965) first appeared on Legion.

Day 3 is here and we have our first guest curator of the 31 Days of Howling Beast. Jeffery X Martin has been tasked to cover The Beast That Killed Women. Not much of a plot here. There’s a gorilla who’s attacking young nudists in Florida. Police are baffled, tops are non existent…….you get the gist. This is just the first of many guests on this run but this one is pretty great. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Day two tells the tale of greed, desire and murderous monsters yearning for fame and blood. That’s what you get with Beast Mode. When an actor is severely injured, they find a double to replace him. Almost. This kid has some scars to clear up and with the help of a miracle cure, it does and with severe consequences. This cream brings out the worst in it’s user with monstrous and murderous results. The post 31 Days Of Howling Beasts Day 2 : Beast Mode (2020) first appeared on Legion.

Day two tells the tale of greed, desire and murderous monsters yearning for fame and blood. That’s what you get with Beast Mode. When an actor is severely injured, they find a double to replace him. Almost. This kid has some scars to clear up and with the help of a miracle cure, it does and with severe consequences. This cream brings out the worst in it’s user with monstrous and murderous results. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Welcome to our monthlong celebration of schlock. There will be lizards, yetis, devils and everything in-between with these 31 days. Let’s start with some high class cinema with the Don Dohler classic NightBeast from 1982. When his space ship is dinged by asteroids, our titular character is crash landed to earth and he is angry. Armed with a man dusting ray gun, claws and a gnarly overbite, he defies and defiles anyone that gets in his way. The post 31 Days of Howling Beasts Day 1 : NightBeast first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to our monthlong celebration of schlock. There will be lizards, yetis, devils and everything in-between with these 31 days. Let’s start with some high class cinema with the Don Dohler classic NightBeast from 1982. When his space ship is dinged by asteroids, our titular character is crash landed to earth and he is angry. Armed with a man dusting ray gun, claws and a gnarly overbite, he defies and defiles anyone that gets in his way. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Join Suzanne, Derek and Gary to celebrate the tiny dynamo known as Darla who recently has made her trip to the great beyond. We do that by sometimes talking about and watching The Pack from 1977 starring Joe Don Baker. There are some strange occurances around a small island town and all points are leading to a pack of angry dogs that were abandoned. Nobody is safe from these abused pups. Let’s see who’s side you’re on in The Pack! Rest easy, baby girl. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Pack (Darla memorial show) first appeared on Legion.

Join Suzanne, Derek and Gary to celebrate the tiny dynamo known as Darla who recently has made her trip to the great beyond. We do that by sometimes talking about and watching The Pack from 1977 starring Joe Don Baker. There are some strange occurances around a small island town and all points are leading to a pack of angry dogs that were abandoned. Nobody is safe from these abused pups. Let’s see who’s side you’re on in The Pack! Rest easy, baby girl. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Alright, boppers. The Torchy’s crew are equipped for violence and survival with Walter Hill’s third effort being the action, gang infused The Warriors from 1979. After an effort to unite the major gangs of the five boroughs, that live bunch from Coney Island are blamed for the murder of the ringleader. They are on the run dodging trouble while busting heads with their goal of making it home alive. W/ Lee Russell, Cameron Scott and Gary Hill Links They Must Be Destroyed On Sight https://tmbdos.podbean.com/ Cinema Degeneration https://cinemadegeneration.podbean.com/ The Projection Booth Warriors Episode https://www.projectionboothpodcast.com/2011/06/episode-17-warriors-1979.html?m=1 The post Last Call At Torchy’s #3 : The Warriors (1979) first appeared on Legion.

Alright, boppers. The Torchy’s crew are equipped for violence and survival with Walter Hill’s third effort being the action, gang infused The Warriors from 1979. After an effort to unite the major gangs of the five boroughs, that live bunch from Coney Island are blamed for the murder of the ringleader. They are on the run dodging trouble while busting heads with their goal of making it home alive. W/ Lee Russell, Cameron Scott and Gary Hill Links They Must Be Destroyed On Sight https://tmbdos.podbean.com/ Cinema Degeneration https://cinemadegeneration.podbean.com/ The Projection Booth Warriors Episode https://www.projectionboothpodcast.com/2011/06/episode-17-warriors-1979.html?m=1 ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Do you like Blood From The Core? Here is bonus episode for the free feed to entice you all to join up with the Legion Patreon. We are joined by Suzanne for this little slice of sleaze with Alfred Sole’s Alice Sweet Alice. When a small child is brutally murdered on the day of her first communion, her jealous sister is the prime suspect. Is she mental? What is with the padre being a little too chummy? What will become of the sleazy neighbors cats once they have a thirst for human blood? Find out on this raucous edition of Blood From The Core straight out of Jersey! The post Blood From The Core : Bridge and Tunnel #1 (Alice Sweet Alice aka Holy Terror) first appeared on Legion.

Do you like Blood From The Core? Here is bonus episode for the free feed to entice you all to join up with the Legion Patreon. We are joined by Suzanne for this little slice of sleaze with Alfred Sole’s Alice Sweet Alice. When a small child is brutally murdered on the day of her first communion, her jealous sister is the prime suspect. Is she mental? What is with the padre being a little too chummy? What will become of the sleazy neighbors cats once they have a thirst for human blood? Find out on this raucous edition of Blood From The Core straight out of Jersey! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Two Drink Crew is back from hell and are feeling frisky to discuss this classic that could be better than it’s predecessor. When free wheeling Mary Lou scorns her boyfriend on prom night, his prank causes her to catch fire. When her vengeful spirit is released on a young and chaste girl, hilarity and incest run wild with outrageous results in this amazing sequel. The panel includes Gary Hill, Derek Bougious and Cameron Scott. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Hello, Mary Lou Prom Night 2 first appeared on Legion.

The Two Drink Crew is back from hell and are feeling frisky to discuss this classic that could be better than it’s predecessor. When free wheeling Mary Lou scorns her boyfriend on prom night, his prank causes her to catch fire. When her vengeful spirit is released on a young and chaste girl, hilarity and incest run wild with outrageous results in this amazing sequel. The panel includes Gary Hill, Derek Bougious and Cameron Scott. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Gary and Iris are traveling on this one. We have been vaxxed but we are feeling slightly aglow. Could it be radiation? We are back to discuss two films where radiation makes people insanely violent. When a scientist’s plane lands, the people inside start a flurry of violence that spreads all over the city and all places in between in Umberto Lenzi’s Nightmare City. Then, a chemical spill causes the inhabitants of an agricultural research lab to become infused with blisters and violent tendencies in Warning Sign. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Nuked Infection first appeared on Legion.

Gary and Iris are traveling on this one. We have been vaxxed but we are feeling slightly aglow. Could it be radiation? We are back to discuss two films where radiation makes people insanely violent. When a scientist’s plane lands, the people inside start a flurry of violence that spreads all over the city and all places in between in Umberto Lenzi’s Nightmare City. Then, a chemical spill causes the inhabitants of an agricultural research lab to become infused with blisters and violent tendencies in Warning Sign. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Bored on a Friday night? Looking for somewhere to have some fun? Why not hang with the Beef gang with two jams where young people play where they shouldn’t be playing. Because you know. Zombies. When a group of hippies decide to go play with a resurrection spell that they think is a joke, they bring forth the actual undead in Bob Clark’s Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things. Then, punks playing in a cemetery run afoul of zombies and a kick ass soundtrack in Dan O’ Bannon’s 1985 classic The Return Of The Living Dead. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : White Kids Hang In The Deadest Places first appeared on Legion.

Bored on a Friday night? Looking for somewhere to have some fun? Why not hang with the Beef gang with two jams where young people play where they shouldn’t be playing. Because you know. Zombies. When a group of hippies decide to go play with a resurrection spell that they think is a joke, they bring forth the actual undead in Bob Clark’s Children Shouldn’t Play With Dead Things. Then, punks playing in a cemetery run afoul of zombies and a kick ass soundtrack in Dan O’ Bannon’s 1985 classic The Return Of The Living Dead. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

After festering in the boiling room for a short time, the Elm Street kids are burning and dreaming of mediocrity once again. We’re nearing the end of season one of the show and we’ve hit Krueger bedrock with two episodes that sort of work for us. In Love Stinks, a guy with commitment issues loses love, gains a stalker and a whole lot more. This is paired with a second half (like they do) that includes Jeffery Combs as sadistic pizza restaurant manager with a new secret ingredient. In the The Art Of Death, a lovelorn artist falls in love all while his creation is coming off the page and into the real world and causing havoc. The post Burning For Springwood # 9 : “Love Stinks” and “The Art Of Death” first appeared on Legion.

After festering in the boiling room for a short time, the Elm Street kids are burning and dreaming of mediocrity once again. We’re nearing the end of season one of the show and we’ve hit Krueger bedrock with two episodes that sort of work for us. In Love Stinks, a guy with commitment issues loses love, gains a stalker and a whole lot more. This is paired with a second half (like they do) that includes Jeffery Combs as sadistic pizza restaurant manager with a new secret ingredient. In the The Art Of Death, a lovelorn artist falls in love all while his creation is coming off the page and into the real world and causing havoc. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The regulars from Torchy’s are back for another round with Walter Hill’s sophomore effort The Driver. This stars Ryan O’Neal as a wheelman for hire who’s never been caught and Bruce Dern as The Detective hot on his heels who will go to any length to get his man. We discuss going against type, the film’s influence on the modern action film and “failed” attempts at the perfect car chase. W/ Lee Russell, Cameron Scott and Gary Hill. Special thanks to Peter Pedro Osmond for the Torchy’s art and Jeffery X Martin for mixing our theme. The post Last Call At Torchy’s #2 : The Driver 1978 first appeared on Legion.

The regulars from Torchy’s are back for another round with Walter Hill’s sophomore effort The Driver. This stars Ryan O’Neal as a wheelman for hire who’s never been caught and Bruce Dern as The Detective hot on his heels who will go to any length to get his man. We discuss going against type, the film’s influence on the modern action film and “failed” attempts at the perfect car chase. W/ Lee Russell, Cameron Scott and Gary Hill. Special thanks to Peter Pedro Osmond for the Torchy’s art and Jeffery X Martin for mixing our theme. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The beefers are back and Gary is green with glee. Emerald green that is. He almost had to fly solo because his co-hosts were on location in Canada learning about the wonders of bagged milk. He had to get some help in the form of “Lady” Leah Hardy from They Must Be Destroyed On Sight Podcast to travel into the storm and to the land of Oz with the Motown infused The Wiz and the trippy but “child friendly” Return To Oz. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Alternate Oz (The Wiz/Return To Oz) first appeared on Legion.

The beefers are back and Gary is green with glee. Emerald green that is. He almost had to fly solo because his co-hosts were on location in Canada learning about the wonders of bagged milk. He had to get some help in the form of “Lady” Leah Hardy from They Must Be Destroyed On Sight Podcast to travel into the storm and to the land of Oz with the Motown infused The Wiz and the trippy but “child friendly” Return To Oz. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Hey, Legionaires and other ruffians! Come one and come quick like the star of the first subject of a brand new thing. This is Last Call At Torchy’s. It is a show in which Lee Russell (They MUST Be Destroyed On Sight!) Cameron Scott (Cineme Degeneration) and Gary Hill (Cinema Beef/Two Drink Minimum Commentaries/Blood From The Core) cover the catalog of a real Renaissance man of cinema, Mr. Walter Hill. For our first outing, we lace up our gloves with some heavy hitters including Charles Bronson, Strother Martin and James Coburn for Hard Times 1975. It tells the story of Chaney who is a traveler who packs a whallop who ends up in depression-era New Orleans. Along with his hustlers Poe and Speed, he punches his way to the top of the underground fighting game in The Big Easy. The post Last Call At Torchy’s #1 : Hard Times 1975 first appeared on Legion.

Hey, Legionaires and other ruffians! Come one and come quick like the star of the first subject of a brand new thing. This is Last Call At Torchy’s. It is a show in which Lee Russell (They MUST Be Destroyed On Sight!) Cameron Scott (Cineme Degeneration) and Gary Hill (Cinema Beef/Two Drink Minimum Commentaries/Blood From The Core) cover the catalog of a real Renaissance man of cinema, Mr. Walter Hill. For our first outing, we lace up our gloves with some heavy hitters including Charles Bronson, Strother Martin and James Coburn for Hard Times 1975. It tells the story of Chaney who is a traveler who packs a whallop who ends up in depression-era New Orleans. Along with his hustlers Poe and Speed, he punches his way to the top of the underground fighting game in The Big Easy. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Iris, Suzanne and Gary are joined by Jeffery X Martin of Kiss The Goat for who guessed it……satanic pact movies! We cover the plaster casting, blue ink baptizing and ivory tickling The Mephisto Waltz. Then, we kiss the ring of out dark overlord with The Legacy. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Could It Be Satan……. (The Mephisto Waltz/The Legacy) first appeared on Legion.

Iris, Suzanne and Gary are joined by Jeffery X Martin of Kiss The Goat for who guessed it……satanic pact movies! We cover the plaster casting, blue ink baptizing and ivory tickling The Mephisto Waltz. Then, we kiss the ring of out dark overlord with The Legacy. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Come with us to a place where violence runs rampant and your own personal freedoms may be at stake. Well…..there’s that and two plucky cops who infiltrate an underground fight ring and get way too into it. Give us a rock and roll and join us in our lands of personal freedoms and join us for Firepower featuring Australian wunderkind Gary Daniels, that guy that played Dutch in The Karate Kid aka Chad McQueen and the god of destrucity Jim Hellwig aka The Ultimate Warrior. We go through multiple weapons and subplots with myself, Jeffery X Martin and Cameron Scott. Enjoy and watch along with us with the YouTube link provided. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Firepower (1993) first appeared on Legion.

Come with us to a place where violence runs rampant and your own personal freedoms may be at stake. Well…..there’s that and two plucky cops who infiltrate an underground fight ring and get way too into it. Give us a rock and roll and join us in our lands of personal freedoms and join us for Firepower featuring Australian wunderkind Gary Daniels, that guy that played Dutch in The Karate Kid aka Chad McQueen and the god of destrucity Jim Hellwig aka The Ultimate Warrior. We go through multiple weapons and subplots with myself, Jeffery X Martin and Cameron Scott. Enjoy and watch along with us with the YouTube link provided. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Saddle up, Beefers. We’re gonna take you on a fun and possibly uncomfortable ride. We are covering two somewhat controversial films where the sheriff is inserted into bad towns where they are not accepted. You know. Because they’re controversial. We are doing Mel Brooks’ Blazing Saddles and The Boss both from 1974. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Support Your Local Sheriff’s Hustle (Blazing Saddles and The Boss) first appeared on Legion.

Saddle up, Beefers. We’re gonna take you on a fun and possibly uncomfortable ride. We are covering two somewhat controversial films where the sheriff is inserted into bad towns where they are not accepted. You know. Because they’re controversial. We are doing Mel Brooks’ Blazing Saddles and The Boss both from 1974. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Gary and Cameron are joined by rock n roller and fellow caster Ricky Morgan to chat about those pesky aliens that just want to pick up the pieces after abducting our great fathers. When a boy’s long missing father resurfaces, he makes a bond with his son that will literally change him forever. In the extra terrestrial sense. It’s weird. It’s wacky. It’s rapey. It’s Xtro from 1982. Watch along with us from the YouTube link provided. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Xtro first appeared on Legion.

Gary and Cameron are joined by rock n roller and fellow caster Ricky Morgan to chat about those pesky aliens that just want to pick up the pieces after abducting our great fathers. When a boy’s long missing father resurfaces, he makes a bond with his son that will literally change him forever. In the extra terrestrial sense. It’s weird. It’s wacky. It’s rapey. It’s Xtro from 1982. Watch along with us from the YouTube link provided. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3iTk0xCyao ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Gary, Suzanne and Iris had to reach for the best gas station speed for this one. Gotta stay awake for this ride. We are covering two remakes about people’s identities are completely up for grabs because aliens of course. We turn off our emotions and then turn on our ugly tears for Phillip Kaufman’s Invasion Of The Body Snatchers ’78. Then, we explore the sport of amphibian eating and the boy who cried wolf in Tobe Hooper’s Invaders From Mars ’86. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : Snatching All Over Again (Invasion of the Body Snatchers ’78 and Invaders From Mars ’86) first appeared on Legion.

Gary, Suzanne and Iris had to reach for the best gas station speed for this one. Gotta stay awake for this ride. We are covering two remakes about people’s identities are completely up for grabs because aliens of course. We turn off our emotions and then turn on our ugly tears for Phillip Kaufman’s Invasion Of The Body Snatchers ’78. Then, we explore the sport of amphibian eating and the boy who cried wolf in Tobe Hooper’s Invaders From Mars ’86. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Gary is joined by Cameron, Willis and Suzanne to tackle this gem. When secret agricultural dossiers are stolen by master ninjas, it’s up to Chuck Connors and his rag tag trio of fighters to get the information back and kill the baddies. This is a fun one. Watch Sakura Killers along with us with the link below. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Sakura Killers (1987) first appeared on Legion.

Gary is joined by Cameron, Willis and Suzanne to tackle this gem. When secret agricultural dossiers are stolen by master ninjas, it’s up to Chuck Connors and his rag tag trio of fighters to get the information back and kill the baddies. This is a fun one. Watch Sakura Killers along with us with the link below. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Beefers are back with Hero Hero Ghost Show, Duncan and Bo Come Correct, Pick Six Movies and our boss, Bo Ransdell to talk about two films in which renovations are hell on two unsuspecting pairs. When a couple invest in an estate that seems like a killer deal, their world literally falls apart around them. Tom Hanks and Shelly Long star in The Money Pit. Then, two brothers inherit a rare home after their father passes away. They have to make changes to it to make a quick sale but little do they know the menace that awaits them in the form a small but crafty inhabitant. Lee Evans and Nathan Lane bring the laughs and falls in Mousehunt. Subplots and theories will ensue in this one so get excited. Thanks for your patience and continued support. The post Cinema Beef Podcast : The Open Floor Plan Is Not To Fall Through (The Money Pit and Mouse Hunt) first appeared on Legion.

The Beefers are back with Hero Hero Ghost Show, Duncan and Bo Come Correct, Pick Six Movies and our boss, Bo Ransdell to talk about two films in which renovations are hell on two unsuspecting pairs. When a couple invest in an estate that seems like a killer deal, their world literally falls apart around them. Tom Hanks and Shelly Long star in The Money Pit. Then, two brothers inherit a rare home after their father passes away. They have to make changes to it to make a quick sale but little do they know the menace that awaits them in the form a small but crafty inhabitant. Lee Evans and Nathan Lane bring the laughs and falls in Mousehunt. Subplots and theories will ensue in this one so get excited. Thanks for your patience and continued support. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

The Two Drink Crew is back with a rotating panel in effect. Gary is joined by show regular Newty of the NFW Commentaries, Cameron Scott of the Cinema Degeneration and Kyle Poling of Bloodbaths and Boomsticks Podcast to discuss a beloved Canadian gem. Or is it? White folks take shelter in a cabin in a mining town. There may be unwanted intruders that may ruin their fun. Click the link below to watch along with us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUq5C8MiCwA The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Boogens first appeared on Legion.

The Two Drink Crew is back with a rotating panel in effect. Gary is joined by show regular Newty of the NFW Commentaries, Cameron Scott of the Cinema Degeneration and Kyle Poling of Bloodbaths and Boomsticks Podcast to discuss a beloved Canadian gem. Or is it? White folks take shelter in a cabin in a mining town. There may be unwanted intruders that may ruin their fun. Click the link below to watch along with us. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUq5C8MiCwA ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

Ok cool riders! Two Drink is doing what this podcaster thinks a stone cold classic. We’re going back to Rydell to bowl, sing and be oversexed teenage adults. We are joined by special guest Heather Powell of the Friday Nightmares podcast and is joined by a lot of groans but that makes for great podcasting. Listen to your Two Drink. Do it for your country! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Grease 2 first appeared on Legion.

Join Willis, Suzanne, Gary and special guest Scott Crawford as we watch a worthy follow up to a childhood favorite. When corporate gentrification destroys Gizmo’s home, he is forced to the big city where he finds Billy and accidentally reignites the Gremlin train inside a high rise. Will the creatures escape and take over New York and possibly the world? The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Gremlins 2 The New Batch first appeared on Legion.

Two Drink is back with a slice of pure 70s gold. We are joined by special guest Heather Powell to talk through 2 of the best episodes of The Muppet Show featuring Alice Cooper and Vincent Price and the immortal Paul Lynde in one of the best holiday specials ever. Look for links below and watch them with us in that order. Happy Halloween!!!!! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : 70s TV Spooktacular first appeared on Legion.

Join the Two Drink Crew for a tale about the power of steel and tales of high adventure……wait…….not that movie. Gary and Newty are joined by special guest Kyle Poling to watch and rib on this absurd Conan ripoff directed by Umberto Lenzi and starring the great George Eastman. When a brute finds a blunt piece of steel in the ruins of an erupted volcano, he quickly takes over the land whilst killing villagers, natives and some well hung ape men. That kind of movie, folks. When a well shaven pretty boy is exiled, he gets a crew together and take over the tyrant. Look for the link below and watch with us. Warning……..it is an Italian joint so there may be a real animal slaughter in here. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Ironmaster first appeared on Legion.

Join the 2 Drink crew for some flesh ripping, throat punching, wall destroying good time when we cover the gonzo martial arts opus, Riki Oh – The Story of Ricky, When Ricky is forced into prison, the inmates and the administration soon learn that he’s not stuck in there with them. They’re stuck in there with him. Filled with gore and super human violence, this is a must see if you haven’t seen it or want to revisit it. W/ Gary, Newty, Kyle and Mr. Venom. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Riki Oh – The Story Of Ricky first appeared on Legion.

The Two Drink crew is back again with a real strange flick. When a girl goes into a crypt, she is possessed by a specter that makes her an angry young girl. Maybe just hormonal. This flares up again as an adult with hilarious results. With Suzanne, Wildman Willis, Jake the Snake, Gary and Newty. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Mausoleum first appeared on Legion.

The Two Drink Crew are back with a lost episode. This was recorded like last spring. Here we are though with our second Diadatto film, Cut and Run. Join a film crew and some commandos as they hunt for some drug hungry natives and the man who enslaves them played masterfully by Richard Lynch. All while trying to collect Willie Aames. Come and have a gory good time. We sure did. w/ Newty, Jake The Snake and Wildman Willis. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Cut And Run first appeared on Legion.

Join the 2 Drink Crew with a lost show that we recorded last year. This will be one of the last few shows that we all record together on 2 Drink but what a doozy it is. Chuck Norris plays an American soldier who leads a team who take on a ruthless terrorist who invades our shores to take over the country. It’s up to Chuck and his never ending arsenal to kill Richard Lynch all while Willis fights sleep. It’s Cannon greatness and you’ll love it! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries (The Lost Yuks) : Invasion USA first appeared on Legion.

The Two Drink crew takes to the high seas fighting lots of great creatures and our temptation for Caroline Munro in the Harryhausen jam.  All with special guest Lee Russell. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Golden Voyage of Sinbad first appeared on Legion.

Happy birthday to out patriarch, Newty. We celebrate by watching the very long in parts director’s cut of the military driven comedy powerhouse known as Stripes starring Bill, Murray, Harold Ramis, Warren Oates and whole lot more! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Stripes (Director’s Cut) first appeared on Legion.

  Happy Shunt-O-Ween from the Two Drink crew,  I say this because we are covering the very gooey Society from the king of slop, Mr. Brian Yuzna. When upper crust teen Billy starts to notice a lot of strange things going on, he questions his family and how far a human body can contort.  We learn what taking a pound of flesh really means with this bonkers third act.  Gary Hill, Suzanne Capelletti and special guest Kyle Poling of Bloodbaths and Boomsticks Podcast are your panelists. No need for KY.  We’re self lubricated! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Society first appeared on Legion.

Join Suzanne, Gary and special guest Donnie Rings of The Horror Mafia Podcast as we dissect virgins, robots and all those layers that Barbara Crampton is wearing in Jim Wynoski’s killer mall movie Chopping Mall! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Chopping Mall first appeared on Legion.

It’s spring break in Panama City and the girls are almost as hot as the body count.  When the weather heats up, so do the tourists when they are terrorized by a mysterious biker whose whip has shocking results for those who interact with it.  Starring genre legend John Saxon and written and directed by Italian auteur Umberto Lenzi. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Nightmare Beach first appeared on Legion.

  The Two Drink Crew celebrate 30 years of the friendship of one private investigator and his annoying and lucky in love Rabbit where they aim to clear the rabbit’s name and stop one mean judge and his band of weasels from killing all of Toon Town.   The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Who Framed Roger Rabbit first appeared on Legion.

The Two Drink Crew take to the streets, the subway and even the far east on this one.  When an ancient curse befalls a major city, it’s up to our hero to do some terrible karate, fight rival gangs and stop one funky subterranean ghost in Devil’s Express.  Wait till the end for Suzanne’s first big podcasting moment. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Devil’s Express first appeared on Legion.

The 2 Drink crew rides again with a really awkward sort of slasher.  You excited about the reaper on the cover? We were too but he never makes an appearance. This is typical slasher fare that also includes boobs galore, gay and bi-curious friends, hillbillies, grinding and most importantly, barnyard innuendo!  This one gets strange ya’ll! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Savage Weekend first appeared on Legion.

The 2 Drink crew celebrate Suzanne’s birthday with some thing so absurd, disturbing, stupid and damn entertaining.  We watch the shot of video gorefest The Burning Moon. It’s a wild film. Seek it out! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Burning Moon first appeared on Legion.

  The 2 drink crew is back with a new episode and this time things are gonna get angry. When a presumed dead lab baboon is let loose on some unsuspecting nerds playing some fake d and d game inside of their lab facility, they are dispatched by the titular ape in gruesome ways. The only weakness to this angry beast is unfortunately and hilariously doors. You know when we do a movie that involves a monkey that it’s always a good time. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Shakma first appeared on Legion.

The 2 Drink crew are live once again to celebrate the 40th anniversary of a slice of B-Movie gold from the early days of Empire Studios. When a teen finds alien technology, he hulks out and obliterates his opposition. All this and claymation invaders in Charles Band’s Laserblast. We are joined by special guest Cameron Scott. Watch along with us with the link below. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Laserblast first appeared on Legion.

The 2 Drink crew is back from hiatus to watch a real winner of a film. We watch the schlock sword and steel film She starring the lovely Sandahl Bergman. See this motley crew hack and slash their way through the kingdom with little or no plot to hold them down. We had a good time nonetheless. Have a listen!   The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : She first appeared on Legion.

Here is another unreleased show and it’s a doozy. We chat through a slasher that should be much higher in the rankings but woefully is not. When a blackout falls upon a town, the new doctor at the local mental hospital is stalked by some of his patients who have escaped and started to slay it up in his old town tonight.  This stars cinema giants Jack Palance, Donald Pleasance, Martin Landau and directed by Jack Sholder.  Thanks for your support and enjoy. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Alone In The Dark first appeared on Legion.

The Drink Crew are shouting at the devil and he is answering back through our Commodore 64s when we are joined by Kyle Poling from the Bloodbaths and Boomsticks podcast to discuss the Clint Howard vehicle, Evilspeak.  When a young military school cadet is bullied by his jock counterparts, he decides to reach out and touch someone with the help of a Satanic computer to dispatch them and literally rise above his oppressors…..and killing them all with the help of an army of pigs and a big ass sword.  The film link is below!!!!   The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Evilspeak first appeared on Legion.

What do you do when you’re world has crumbled and hobo William Smith has an army of 10s that want to steal your produce and stuff?  You call in Yul Brynner to take out the trash. This was Newty’s pick this time around and he picked one of the greats in the post apocalyptic genre with The Ultimate Warrior!  It’s the most fun you’ll have killing random hobos without getting a prison sentence.     The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Ultimate Warrior first appeared on Legion.

The Two Drink Crew find love and some kicks in this great edition of the show. We celebrate Valentine’s Day with the Cannon classic, The Last American Virgin. So grab your gal and listen to us talk about STDs and butt stuff. It will be a great evening. Trust us.   The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Last American Virgin first appeared on Legion.

Join in and dig in with the 2 Drink crew when we watch Larry Cohen’s ode to commercialism and his disgust for dessert in 1985’s The Stuff. Watch with us below! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Stuff first appeared on Legion.

It’s a dreary night in the big city and the Two Drink Minimum crew is on the menu. When there is a killer on the loose taking their selection of body parts, its up to two bumbling detectives to find the maniac, deal with mentally unstable wives and gross out one of our hosts with their eating habits. All this and Tom Savini gore effects in Bloodsucking Pharaohs In Pittsburgh. Link to the movie below. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Bloodsucking Pharoahs In Pittsburgh first appeared on Legion.

Hey folks. Put on your mittens and watch out for those kittens. It’s cold outside and they might go rabid on you. That’s the subject of this low budget gem. When a cat food company wants to cut corners, there is only one answer in these trying times. Make it fortified with flesh from the local cemetary to make those coats nice and shiny. The only problem is that the cats are turning on their owners to deadly proportions. All this and some prime pussy tossing in Ted V. Mikles classic The Corpse Grinders. Watch from link below. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries: The Corpse Grinders first appeared on Legion.

The Two Drink crew take a walk in the woods with special guest Bo Ransdell as we talk through this gonzo Japanese classic. When two prisoners run afoul of some gangsters while on the run in the woods, the undead begin to rise up and take on all of them in this balls out epic. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Versus first appeared on Legion.

Boy oh boy.  It’s one of those previously unreleased episodes that was a real gem.  We are joined by special guests Kyle Poling and Jeffery X Martin to do this instant classic!  When PCP gets in the water supply of a major city, the animals at a local zoo get their fix and so do we when the escape their captors and run amok. Destroying and killing everything they encounter.  This is a really fun one.  You can watch with us on the YouTube link below. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Wild Beasts first appeared on Legion.

Join the Two Drink Crew as they travel with Snake to save the president and possibly get some kicks in the big city in John Carpenter’s Escape From New York.  Do I really need to say more? The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Escape From New York first appeared on Legion.

Happy Halloween and welcome to part 2 of our Fred Dekker double bill with the best Atkins ever!!!! When slugs from space are unleashed by a fraternity prank, they invade the locals and they become more dead in the head than ever before. All this and the best Miller promotion material ever in Night Of The Creeps. We are joined by special guests Lee Russell from the They Must Be Destroyed On Sight podcast and Mark Ball of The Midnight Horror Show and Fancy and Friends Podcasts. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries: Night Of The Creeps first appeared on Legion.

Join the 2 Drink crew as we delve into part one of our Fred Dekker double bill. Join Sean, Rudy, Frankenstein and all the rest as they take on Dracula and his motley crew of baddies and possibly save the world. All this and possible and improbable virgins in The Monster Squad. We are joined by special guests Android Virus of the Cemetary Gates Podcast and Mark Ball of  The Midnight Horror Show and Fancy and Friends Podcast. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries: The Monster Squad first appeared on Legion.

Hey folks it’s day 2 to our countdown to Halloween and we go back into the drink with our favorite monster hero.  Join Newty, Gill and Gary as they dive into Jim Wynorski’s epic sequel, “The Return Of Swamp Thing.” See Swampy fight vagina faced creatures, the mad  and with no explanation Dr. Arcane, insane commandos and still have time for some psychic sex with Heather Locklear.  Who knows what swamp STDs she could have passed on to all those rock musicians.  All this and lovable fat kids in this action packed episode. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Return Of Swamp Thing first appeared on Legion.

Welcome back to the Two Drink Minimum Commentaries.  Where the floors are sticky and the pig boys are always welcome at our dinner table. We are joined by special guest Derek Bourgeois of the Cinema Attack Podcast on the Horrorphilia Network to discuss one of Wes Craven’s first efforts and what a fine one it is in Swamp Thing from 1981.  We are doing this and Return of Swamp Thing in memory of epic comic writer Len Wein who recently passed.  **WARNING** This is the boobtastic unrated cut of the film.  There may be a video version available on the Horrorphilia and possibly the Legion feed so look for it. Find the Cinema Attack Podcast at https://www.horrorphilia.com/about/cinema-attack/ The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Swamp Thing first appeared on Legion.

I hear these old models have all the perks. Great bodies, superior horn and possibly are possessed by the devil. When a mysterious auto terrorizes a desert town, it’s up to James Brolin to get down to the nuts and bolts of it. We got a full cast with this one so enjoy. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries: The Car first appeared on Legion.

Grab your compass and head into the woods with the 2 Drink crew. We are sans Newty but are joined by special guest Filip Onell to chat through Greydon Clark’s fleshy disc flying and Jack Palance starring Without Warning. All that and Landau scowls and alien howls!!! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Without Warning first appeared on Legion.

Saddle up and grab your favorite huckleberry, the 2 Drink crew are back to kill some cowboys and have some laughs. I am joined by Newty, Suzanne and Willis as we sit through a modern classic and say a fond vaya con dios to Bill Paxton and Powers Booth respectively. You’re due at the O.K. Corral so download now! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Tombstone first appeared on Legion.

Two Drink continues our Bill Paxton tribute shows dining on pork chop sandwiches of course served in dirty ashtrays. Bill plays the maniacal big brother Chet in this John Hughes classic. When two geeks get the idea to program a girl on their computer, it goes all too well and they create the very real super genie Lisa and she turns their lives upside down. We learn the finer points of partying, co ed showering and of course drunken jive talking. All this and shit trolls in Weird Science from 1985.   The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Weird Science first appeared on Legion.

The Bill Paxton shows rolls on to LV-426 for some splosions and general jackassadry. When Ripley is found by a salvage crew, she is forced to retell the events to the corporate screws. When the marines are called in, she is sucked in and is forced back to the colony for some more Xenomorph fun but this time a whole lot more of em. Who’s worse, the beasts or the corporate slime that wants  them. All this and loading dock etiquette in Aliens from 1986. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Aliens first appeared on Legion.

Two Drink kicks off their Bill Paxton tribute shows with a western of sorts. When Caleb is lured in by the advances of the lovely Mae, he is brought into a world where night and blood are king. Can he surlvive her crazy road family and find a cure for his crazy affliction? You get all that and Bill’s bloody spurs in Near Dark from 1987. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Near Dark first appeared on Legion.

Living in a podunk desert town got you down? How can things get any worse? Well when a quake opens up the ground, it lets loose a brand new species of bug that will literally burn all your expectations of creepy crawlies all that much more. You get all that and the Brady kitchen in William Castle’s last film Bug from 1975.     The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Bug first appeared on Legion.

Beasts and Bugs Month starts with eco-horror glee with Day of the Animals!  X is back on with us for this month at least as we first dive into this film directed by the great William Girdler. With the o-zone depleting at a rapid rate, it is causing the people to be adventurous and animals to go crazy. When a group of unsuspecting tourists go on a hike in the mountains, they are attacked in by airborne and land creatures with hilarious results. Christopher George, Leslie Neilson and Linda Day star. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Day Of The Animals first appeared on Legion.

Alright film fans. Time to get filthy. Join Divine, Crackers and the rest of the family as they battle they battle the infamous Marble family in a war of wits and schlock to see who reigns supreme and be deemed the filthiest person alive. See cannibalism, shemales, singing assholes, meat to crotch love shoplifting and a whole lot more in John Waters’ Pink Flamingos. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Pink Flamingos first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to suburbia!  Where the economy is plentiful and so is the food. Too bad the neighbors could be on the menu. When a disturbed boy suspects the food he eats isnt all the way kosher, he gets sucked deeper into a world of strange dreams, phaillic closet monsters and child therapy with what I think has hilarious results. Join the 2 Drink crew and watch the Bob Balaban directed Parents from 1989. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Parents first appeared on Legion.

Pack up the babies and grab the old ladies…..naked parts? Maybe in Donald Trump’s devil baby movie. (Devil baby yolo! I’m bringing it back) Join the 2 Drink crew as we disect a classic. I’m sure all the women and satanists are gonna be offended all at once. I know one of us was really offended. Who you ask? Give it a listen and find out. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Rosemary’s Baby first appeared on Legion.

Suburbia is the pits and the freaks are king in this wonderful gem from 1981. When meek house husband gets new tenants next door, it causes him to lose his mind do to their antics and of course the sexual advances of their temptress female tenant. Grand theft auto, arson, bad pasta and unfortunately John Belushi’s last performance in Neighbors.   The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Neighbors first appeared on Legion.

Absurd Neighbor Feburary continues with a comedy horror classic.  Join us as we discuss garbage etiquette, the Felddog and of course The Klopeks as we watch the Joe Dante jam The Burbs. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Burbs first appeared on Legion.

I know what you’re thinking. They’re doing another Amicus joint? I know. I was thinking the same thing. It makes for good banter. Watch and listen with the 2 Drink kids as they talk about death, walls that actually bleed and brand new home additions that can make that trip to hell all that much more enjoyable. We are blessed with the return of Gill and the debut of one Johnny Krueg. Stay tuned next month when Strange Neighbor February kicks off with The Burbs on the next 2 Drink Minimum Commentaries! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : From Beyond The Grave first appeared on Legion.

Join the 2 Drink crew as we delve into the Amicus library for the first time with a real winner chosen by Suzanne. We got Christopher Lee, Peter Cushing, Ingrid Pitt and a whole lot of not blood in this very tame classic scribed by Robert Bloch. We had a lot of fun with this one. Listen towards the end for a special announcement. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The House That Dripped Blood first appeared on Legion.

Happy Friday the 13th to all you Legionaires out there. The 2 Drink crew have their van fully stocked with all kinds of international cuisine as we watch one of my faves in the series. If you like slow and violent kids, singing in gross shit houses and fun with robot dancing, you may enjoy this one. Happy un-Jason day to you all! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Roy’s Revenge first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to world where cash is king and “the shit” can get surreal. Join the 2 Drink crew for 4 tales of terror hosted by us and the master of the shit, Clarence Williams III! We talk racial tension, good and bad hair and how domestic abuse is only funny when done by David Alan Grier. So grab a 40 ounce and put on neutral colors. It’s about to get real! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Tales From The Hood first appeared on Legion.

Step up and punch your ticket. The 2 Drink crew is here to bring you some laughs and some frights in this classic anthology film. We talk abuse, politics, indecent exposure and a whole lot more. So stay a while and don’t get any meteor shit on ya. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Creepshow first appeared on Legion.

Sorry for the delay but the 2 Drink crew have some yuletide leftovers for you guys. Join Clark Griswold and his motley crew of relatives as they dodge horny dogs, dementia, shitty neighbors, botched dinners and of course raw sewage in this holiday favorite. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation first appeared on Legion.

The citezens of Pleasant Valley are alive and killing! Join the mayor, animal violating hillbillies and most importantly scantily clad women as they kill the interlopers in insane ways. All this and a whole lot of racism in 2001 Maniacs. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : 2001 Maniacs first appeared on Legion.

Enlist early and enlist often. Listening to 2 Drink is the only way to get citezenship!  Welcome to the world of the federation where co-ed showers are all the rage and the arachnids of Klendathu are public enemy number one. Join Johnny, Ace, Diz and planetary shit starter Carmen as they dodge death, bugs and even love?  All this and public lashings in Paul Veerhoven’s propaganda inducing super film Starship Troopers. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Bug Hunt At Outpost Nine first appeared on Legion.

Did you ever want to live in a world where the mundane are king? Where dialogue is bland but the chicks are pretty hot. How about a world where people have super human video game powers with no explanation? This is the world of Scott Pilgrim. Join him as he has to dodge the league of 7 evil exes all to reject tiny Asian girls and vie for the love of Ramona Flowers. All to a pretty sweet soundtrack. Well, one of us really hates this movie. Did the title give it away? The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Newty vs. Scott Pilgrim first appeared on Legion.

2DM is here to blow stuff up and use proper language? Welcome to the world of Demolition Man. When vicious killer Simon Phoenix gets unthawed from a future prison, he promptly gets loose and it’s up to super cop John Spartan to battle through hippies, fast food melees and airhead officers all to take down this madman!  This is a star studded commentary and I think it’s one of our best. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Demolition Man first appeared on Legion.

What do academy award winners, rock music, Shakespeare and Arnie have in common? This flick in a nutshell. Join Gary, Willis, Newty and the grand return of Gill as we discover the world of a shitty kid and his man hero as they dodge bad guys, explosions and boring real life issues. All this and Al Leong in Last Action Hero! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries: Last Action Hero first appeared on Legion.

Get your wits and some generic food and join the 2DM crew with special guest Cort Psyops as we watch the nihilistic punk rock classic Repo Man. So get in a strangers car and fasten your seatbelt, 2DM will melt you with our mediocre banter. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Repo Man first appeared on Legion.

What does diabetes, dead babies, slavery, extreme socialism amongst little people and just straight up sinning have in common. All of it is part of Mr. Wonka’s master plan in this film. We watch and possibly ruin a childhood favorite with Willis along for the ride kicking and screaming. Come and join us in this world of pure imagination and get some antidepressants. You might need em. With Gill Rockatansky, Neil Lemoi, Gary Hill, Rogelio Reyes and Willis Wheeler. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory first appeared on Legion.

Take part Jurassic Park and part Re Animator and you got this flick brought to you by the lovely folks from The Asylum. I am joined by Newty and Willis as we endure all the computer generated animals you can handle. This is a fun one filled with shock and terrible effects bit it is a ton of fun. Come and download of you dare and watch Zoombies! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Zoombies first appeared on Legion.

Charlie is back with whole new group of baddies to combat with.  Or will he? Join Regine, Roller Vamp, Wolfed out Jon Gries, Brian Thompson the moth eater and Captain Kirk’s son and a beloved Disney icon as they plot, scheme and bowl in this wacky adventure! We’ll get into it.  All this and sexy blood dancing in Fright Night Part 2! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries/NFW Commentaries : Fright Night Part 2 first appeared on Legion.

What do wolves, aged horror hosts and metrosexual vampires have in common? They are all a part of the 80s classic Fright Night. Join the 2DM crew as we talk about these things, the weird sexual future of one Evil Ed and a whole lot more on the this edition of 2 Drink. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Fright Night first appeared on Legion.

You ever wonder what its like on a real movie set? Working on a no budget film can be a real killer.  Literally.  Welcome to the brain of Lloyd Kaufman and all that entails in Terror Firmer. Join Willis, Matt Psyops and myself as we watch wild amputations, de-fetusing, escalator engulfment, head crushing and a whole lot more on the ultimate Tromatic classic.   Follow the link below and watch along with us!   The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Terror Firmer first appeared on Legion.

Do you ever feel insecure? Do ghetto bosses got you down? Then join us as we celebrate Willis’ birthday and watch The Last Dragon. Join Bruce Leroy as he dodges seedy video producers, rapping Asians and a Rick James esque baddie all while trying to wet he paintbrush. Or something like that. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Last Dragon first appeared on Legion.

What’s with kids today?  Just destroying stuff and doing anything they want.  That’s what kind of delinquency that this film celebrates. We are going back to the H.G. Lewis well on this one in Just For The Hell Of It.  We are joined by special guest Doug Tilley of the No Budget Nightmares and Eric Roberts Is The Fucking Man podcasts. It also features the return of Jeffery X Martin.  Most probably haven’t seen this gem so give it a chance. Cause some DESTRUCTION and enjoy that shit! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Just For The Hell Of It first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to the world of the super vegans!   Join us as we explain why they are just better than you……at killing the competion.  When two brothers, who happen to be trying to complete a blood ritual, start their vegan diner, it is the talk of the town.  Little do the patrons know is that the brothers are feeding them human remains!   They are killing and collecting body parts to bring back to life the awesome god Shiva! With the cops on their trail, will they complete the ritual so Shiva can be born? Will their ever be a true nude aerobics class?  All this and finger food in Blood Diner.  We are graciously joined by Misty from the Black Annis Podcast. The post TDMC : Blood Diner first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to the magical world of vengeful possession.  Cannon style!  This is the third film in ninja trilogy and this one gets wacky. When the body of a sexy aerobics instructor is invaded by the evil spirit of a dying ninja, she starts going through changes including strange interactions with an arcade game, doing sexy things with V8 juice, and being attracted to an unusually hairy police officer. But soon enough, she’s systematically killing, ninja-style, the officers responsible for the ninja’s death, and can only be stopped by another ninja! All this and one crazy exorcism. This features Cannon darling Lucinda Dickey at the titular ninja.  So watch along with us on youtube and join in on the action! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Ninja 3 The Domination first appeared on Legion.

Hello and welcome to part two of the glorious Cannon Ninja trilogy! This one unfortunately sans Franco Nero but there is no shortage on awesomeness. After his family is killed in Japan by ninjas, Cho and his son Kane come to America to start a new life. He opens a doll shop but is unwittingly importing heroin in the dolls. When he finds out that his friend has betrayed him, Cho must prepare for the ultimate battle he has ever been involved in. So, grab your ninja stars and join the action.  2DM is bringing the thunder!   The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Revenge Of The Ninja first appeared on Legion.

Do you have problems? Work got you down? Is the wife a bitch? Is your culinary tastes in question? Why not try cannibalism? When a lowly construction worker cant stand his wife or his life, he bumps her off and learns new ways to wet his appetite with the aid of her massive new appliance.  Join Gill, Willis and I for boobs, bums and boom mikes in this schlocky gem of a film.  You may be shocked by some of our scores. YouTube link The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Microwave Massacre first appeared on Legion.

Grab your chopsticks and get in your rig. We’re hanging with Jack Burton and the boys this time around.  Join Egg, Wang and the rest as they use sorcery, their wits and general hijinks to stop Lo Pan from banging green eyed chicks in this action romp. Will the heroes save the day or will they suffer the wrath of multiple hells? Only Jack knows! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Big Trouble In Little China first appeared on Legion.

Ready for a slashing good time!  The 2DM crew is going back to school with the horror comedy Student Bodies. When a killer known as the breather is killing off the sex starved teens of a high school, the laughs and the body counts rise with hilarious results. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Student Bodies first appeared on Legion.

Hello folks!  We’re kicking off a retrospective in high gear with the Cannon ninja series!  In the first installment, we join Django as a ninja in white fighting his rival in black and greedy land developers leaving a pile of bodies in their wake. Franco Nero, Sho Kosugi and Susan George star in Enter The Ninja! The post 2DM : Enter The Ninja first appeared on Legion.

You ever buy a new house and it seems a little off?  This family is the pits then. When a curious little shit opens a book, he releases all kinds of inconvenience on this family including bats, ghouls and other baddies and mediocre hilarity ensues. Richard Benjamin stars! Look for the full movie on YouTube to watch along!       The post TDM : Saturday the 14th first appeared on Legion.

Do you crave adventure?  Do you like the thrill of athletic competition?  Do you like running over whoever you want within the law?!  Join Frankenstein, Machine Gun Joe, Matilda The Hun, Calamity Jane and Nero The Hero in this transcontinental race known as Death Race!  Watch as they kill and thrill their way through the country all hosted by the amazing voice of Don Steele. Who will be victorious?!  I am joined by Wildman Willis, and Gill on this one. We bring our views on fisting, cream and oh the Sly impressions. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Death Race 2000 first appeared on Legion.

  2DM is back and we’re possessed!  Join Willis, Gill and Gary as we tackle the late 90s killer hand film, Idle Hands. When lazy stoner Anton becomes too docile for his own good, his hand gets a mind of it’s own and starts killing people with hilarious results. Devon Sawa, Jessica Alba and a barrage of others star in this piece of 90s gold. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Idle Hands first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to Eternia! Or something like that. We dive into the world of sweaty men, bumbling locksmiths and fast food ribs. This is the story of a couple and someone’s parents die and then He-Man shows up and makes things more complicated. What’s a girl to do?  Join our heroes as they dodge livestock, unstable cops, prune faced henchmen and a very cool Frank Langella as Skeletor. Hop on your air barge and hold aloft your magic sword. It should be a magical time.     The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : He-Man The Universal Soldier first appeared on Legion.

We have come here to chew bubblegum and mourn a legend. Join the 2 drink crew as we sit through the 80s Carpenter classic They Live.  You get Hot Rod killing aliens, ugly chicks and one of the greatest fight scenes ever. Thanks for having us in your ears! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : They Live first appeared on Legion.

  Are you ready for high adventure!?  The TDM crew watched and enjoyed this bootleg Conan film brought to you by the guy who brought you Cannibal Holocaust. When two brothers are forced into slavery by a very fashionable Richard Lynch, they grow into massive brutes who break their chains and laugh and lift their way into adventures and women. Can they stop the sorcerer who killed their whole tribe all while getting past Michael Berryman’s erect horn? Find out all this and more in The Barbarians! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Barbarians first appeared on Legion.

  They’re back! It’s the green machine. Gonna hit the streets without being seen. Quick question. Have you ever seen a turtle get down?  We did as we watched this childhood fave of mine. Join our intrepid heroes as they search for the culprits behind their mutation, take on The Shredder and his baby creatures and go clubbing with Vanilla Ice. All this and David Warner loving pepperoni. We are doing this with a purpose though. One of the stars, and one cool dude, Ernie Reyes Jr. is having some health problems. He needs a push for his gofundme campaign for his kidney surgery. If you download this and you feel like helping out, click the link below. http://www.gofundme.com/ErnieReyesJr-Fund Thanks for downloading and hopefully helping out. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : TMNT 2 The Secret of the Ooze (For Ernie Reyes Jr.) first appeared on Legion.

  There’s trouble brewing again at Hamilton High.  Kids are disapearing.  Phantom jukeboxes keep showing up. Not to mention, ghost stds are on the rise.  You get all this and a bunch of wacky death in Prom Night 3 : The Last Kiss.  After Mary Lou Maloney breaks out of hell, she is hungry for love and she finds it in poor hapless Alex. After some bumping and grinding and heavy petting, Mary Lou decides that Alex is the one for her, by any means necessary.  There’s some great cheese in this uncut version of this awkwardly Canadian film.  So pick your tux, grab your favorite lady and hope that you can survive. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Prom Night 3 : The Last Kiss first appeared on Legion.

What drives a man to wearing trenchcoats on the reg?  What can possibly make a guy this angry?  Where is he getting all the fat suits and voice changers?  You get all this and more in Sam Raimi’s action classic, Darkman!  When Dr. Peyton Westlake explodes in his lab in a coux perpetrated by a cigar smoking, finger collecting baddie known as Durant,  he is presumed dead.  What they don’t know is that his badly burned body is now impervious to pain and he has a massive anger complex.  It’s up to him to take down the baddies, save his girl and somehow make those crazy face masks last a bit longer.  Is he a bootleg Batman? Were green screen effects back in the day that bad? Are those carnival games really rigged?  He is the night!  He is Darkman!  or something like that……. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Darkman first appeared on Legion.

  The TDM Crew is back.   We have abandoned our dogs and short hair for skunk mullets and pig slop!  Join Max, Auntie, Master Blaster and all those damn kids when we depart on the final chapter of the original saga.  So step in the dome and join or biggest cast in a while that includes the return of the dulcet tones of Mr. Ryan Lewis! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries – Angry Antipodean 3 : The Auntie Hero first appeared on Legion.

    Welcome to part two of the Angry Antipodean saga.  When a new group of motorized psychos terrorize the desert wasteland, it’s up to our hero and his dog to lead the charge with a pack of hippies in a war over petrol!  All this and more in this very leathery episode. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Angry Antipodean 2 : Guzzoline Wars first appeared on Legion.

  Rev up your engine and hit the highway with Max and the TDM crew!  This is our first retropective and i’m sure it’s not gonna be our last.  With Fury Road looming we decided to do the whole Angry Antipodean saga.  Max is the best highway cop there is.  When a new group of toughs ravage his jurisdiction, he risks friends, autos and even family to get revenge.  Buckle up!     The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Angry Antipodean first appeared on Legion.

  Holy copyright laws, Batman!  Come and join me and my meery band of boy wonders as we have a chat through and oggle Lee Meriwether in Batman ’66.  You get the whole rogues gallery in this one in which Bats and the boy wonder try to stop them  from stealing all the world’s leaders.  All this and bombs, sharks, seductive russians and burly sailors.  Good thing they have lots of vehicles! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Shark Repellent first appeared on Legion.

Welcome to a wonderful world where the villages and scenery is beautiful but there is another layer.  An underbelly if you will.  This is a world of racism, baby killers, fairies, witches, beards and all the sex dust you can handle.  This is just a day in the life of Silo Ufgood.  Come and join him as he encounters hairy rat wolves, condescending little people. wrathful witches, cross dressing swordsmen in his quest to return a super baby to a rat sorceress.  Come for the minor adventure and magic, stay for the racism and little person cock jokes.     The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Trials of Silo Ufgood (Jesse’s B-Day) first appeared on Legion.

Is your T.V. on the fritz?  What are you gonna do?  Call Horace Pinker!  He’s slashing prices and throats all over town!  That’s right!  We watched Wes Craven’s body swapping, electrified classic Shocker! When local mass murderer Horace Pinker is executed, he picks up such abilities  as swapping bodies by touch and going on a killing spree right through the airwaves.  It’s gonna take crafty clairvoyant Peter Berg to stop him.  But who’s gonna start the football game Friday night?!  All this and more on this edition of Two Drink Minimum Commentaries The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Shocker first appeared on Legion.

  Do you like going to the movies but hate the stale popcorn and sticky floors? Look no further than this edition of TDM Commentaries.  We cover the 1991 VHS classic Popcorn this time around.  When a group of film school geeks decide to put on a horror-a-thon with wacky William Castle-esque theater gimics, a mysterious killer shows up to ruin the fun.  This campy gore fest features genre faorites such as Jill Shoelen, Kelly Jo Minter and Dee Wallace. Tear your ticket and buy a bag.  You may go home in a box! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Popcorn first appeared on Legion.

    On this episode, the Two Drink Minimum Commentaries crew takes on the most glorious film ever filmed on film: Hal Needham’s action masterpiece, MEGAFORCE. Actually, it’s a tremendous piece of garbage. It’s like the movie equivalent of a Cleveland Steamer, except it’s on your eyes instead of your chest. However, it’s entertaining as hell, and we mean that in the cheesiest way possible. So if you’re down for Barry Bostwick’s feathered hair, Henry Silva as Hugo Chavez and the most pointless battle since the Six Day War, hang out with Gary Hill and some of the filthiest bastards on the internet for the commentary on the film that needs no introduction. Or ending. Or middle. You’ll have fun. Trust us. The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Megaforce first appeared on Legion.

  Put down your energon cubes and grab the matrix.  It’s Willis Wheeler’s birthday and he wanted to watch Tranformers ’86 so we obliged him.  When Optimus Prime is killed in what can only be described as  an autobot apocolypse, It is up to Hot Rod and whoever’s left to make sure the Prime power source doesn’t fall into a powerful new enemy’s hands.  Will they destroy Unicron and take back the galaxy?  Only Stan Bush’s screaming synth can be sure.  Featuring voices of Judd Nelson, Robert Stack, Orson Wells and the late Leonard Nimoy as Galvatron.  Live long and roll out! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Spock Prime (Willis’ Birthday!) first appeared on Legion.

    The machines have taken over! And our only hope is… Emilio Estevez? We’re screwed. Join Gary Hill and a bevy of film fanatics as they pump gas for Stephen King’s cocaine fueled epic, MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE, on this edition of Two Drink Minimum Commentaries. Who needs dialogue when you’ve got filthy comments? The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Maximum Overdrive first appeared on Legion.

Need something to beat that winter chill?  Do you know who your friends truly are?  I do on this edition of TDM.  We are covering John Carpenter’s The Thing this time around.  Come join McCready, Nauls and the rest of the gang as they kill off an enemy that can change forms at will.  Are their friends truly who they say they are?  Find out in this classic!   Facebook : Gary Hill, Gill Rockatansky, Willis Wheeler, Neil Lemoi,Erik Cornell, Onyx Hades, Jamie D. Jenkins Twitter : @GDubby, @GillRockatansky, @nastywilldc, @newty28, @BossButcher, @OnyxHades, @maven1974 E-mail : [email protected]   Links Terror Troop Horrorphilia Network Purely Random Network The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Thing first appeared on Legion.

  Strap in and join the saviors of Old Detroit as we muster through Alex Murphy : Robot Policeman of the Future!  For Gill’s birthday, he chose this little gem filled with robots, baddies and corporate greed! Happy birthday, brother.  I hope you have a fun one.   Facebook : Gary Hill, Willis Wheeler, Ryan Lewis, Bo Ransdell, Gill Rockatansky, Neil Lemoi Twitter : @GDubby, @nastywilldc, @RYN_LEWIS, @BoinTN, @GilRockatansky, @newty28 E-mail : [email protected]   Terror Troop Legion Podcasts Horrorphilia Network  The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Alex Murphy : Robot Policeman of the Future (Happy Birthday, Gill) first appeared on Legion.

Are you dead tired? Did you ever want to let off some steam?  The crew does as well in this rousing commentary for a film featuring the Austrian wunderkind Arnold Schwarzenegger.  We run the  body parts flying, model exploding and  very macho Commando from 1985. When retired green beret John Matrix’s former team is getting bumped off, his daughter is put under fire when she is kidnapped by a group of baddies.  With the flight attendant Rae Dawn Chong in tow, he has 24 hours to get to South America to save the kid from a dictator Dan Hedaya, a seemingly insurmountable group of armed men and Bennett, that chain mail wearing psychopath played masterfully by Vernon Wells.  So remember to hit up your army navy store for some heavy artillery It should be an explosive time!   Contact Info Facebook : Gary Hill, Neil Lemoi, Willis Wheeler, Gill Rockatansky Twitter : @GDubby, @newty28, @nastywilldc, @GillRockatansky E-Mail : [email protected]   Links Gill and Roscoe’s Bodacious Horror Podcast  Terror Troop  NFW Commentaries The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Commando first appeared on Legion.

Set course for planet Spaceball and get ready for dated jokes!  The TDM crew are back to deliver the goods or try to anyways.  This one is kind of a quiet one so enjoy all the jokes that weren’t as funny as they once were.  We’ll deliver something R-Rated next time!   Facebook : Gary Hill, Suzanne Wilson Cappeletti, Willis Wheeler, Gill Rockatansky Twitter : @GDubby, @Flyee01, @nastywilldc, @GillRockatansky E-Mail : [email protected]   Links Gill and Roscoe’s Bodacious Horror Podcast  Terror Troop The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Spaceballs first appeared on Legion.

  Submitted for your approval.  Four panelists take an s anthology and make funny jokes at master scribes work on a commentary.  At the signpost up ahead, your next stop, obscurity.  The TDM crew takes on Serling when we ramble on through  tales directed by four master class filmmakers.  This is the one that led me to my favorite television show to this date.  So grab a drink and possibly some holy water and step into the void.   It’s gonna get scary.   Facebook : Gary Hill, Neil Lemoi, Jeffery X Martin, Willis Wheeler Twitter : GDubby, Newty28, JefferyXMartin, nastywilldc     The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Twilight Zone : The Movie first appeared on Legion.

Strap yuprself in for another second screen experiece as we give you a double feature of two private dicks doing what they do best.  Be lord of the ladies, human or fowl, and getting into random trouble.  First up, when Rock and Roll detective Ford Fairlane gets roped into a kidnapping case involving some shady dealings with muscicians and other characters, he seems like even the Dice Man is in over his head.  With the help of his trsuty secretary and a hilarious puppet koala, he battles with like likes of Wayne Newton and horror icon Robert Englund.  All this and more in The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.  Then we travel from ducks multiverses to Cleveland with Howard as he is literally a duck out of water in this George Lucas joint.  Join Howard and Beverly as they try to stop possesed scientists, duck hunters, dickhead concert promoters, the fuzz and even Tim Robbins in Howard the Duck.  Thank god for rock and roll and of course aqua net..   Contact Info Facebook : Gary Hill, Gill Rockatansky, Suzanne Wilson Cappeletti Twitter : GDubby, GillRockatansky, Flyee01     The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Dice and Duck Double Bill first appeared on Legion.

  Grab your football and your laser blaster and lets go to Mongo!  I am joined by a fine group of panelists as we discuss the 1980 classic Flash Gordon! When star quarterback Flash and his female companion are abducted by Dr. Zarkov, they are transported to Mongo where the men have wings and amazing facial hair.  It’s up to Flash and a group of colorful allies to stop Ming the Merciless from destroying earth and to loosen his grip on the kingdoms of Mongo.  Please hold back your Flash jumps, people.  Join in the fight with the TDM crew.  We’re here for every one of you!   Contact Info Facebook : Gary Hill, Filip Onell, Kyle Poling, Gill Rockatansky, Willis Wheeler Twitter : @GDubby, @HollowShape, @jsb_boomsticks, @GillRockatansky, @nastywilldc E-Mail : [email protected]   Bloodbaths and Boomsticks Terror Troop  The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Flash Gordon first appeared on Legion.

  All Right, stop!! Collaborate and listen! TDM is back with a brand new edition!  You are joined by us Google Hangout style.  That’s right you get to see our ugly mugs throughout the film in a picture in picture format. Sorry for my ba We have the pleasure and the displeasure, depending on your perspective of covering the 1991 classic Cool As Ice featuring your main MC Vanilla Ice!  Watch and listen as we get drunk, angry and all together  nostalgic as we dance and sing our way through this gem!  Don’t forget to stick around till the end to find out how you can win one of four very cool prizes.  Thanks for listening !   FaceBook : Gary Hill, Suzanne Wilson Cappeletti, Gill Rockatansky, Willis Wheeler, Jeffery X Martin, Mike Maryman Twitter : @GDubby, @Flyee01, @GillRockantansky, @nastywilldc, @JefferyXMartin, @NoCalMike E-Mail : [email protected] Links Terror Troop  Gill and Roscoe Kiss the Goat, 6.5 Feet Under and Evil Episodes on Horrorphilia The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Cool As Ice (Word 2: Your Mother!) first appeared on Legion.

  Grab your chin pubes and your frilly robes and mount up for mediocre adventure at we cover one of those 80s sword and sandal “classics”.   We are watching The Sword and the Sorcerer from  1982 featuring Richard Lynch as the head baddie and Richard Moll as the menial creation.  It has a cheesy soundtrack, incest and blade shooting sword that is used nowhere near as much as it should! So join us as we get all DandD on your asses!   Facebook : Gary Hill, Gill Rockantasnsky, Willis Wheeler Twitter : @GDubby, @GillRockatansky, @nastywilldc E-Mail : [email protected]   Links Terror Troop  Gill and Roscoe’s Bodacious Horror Podcast The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Sword and The Sorcerer first appeared on Legion.

  Just when you thought it was safe to get back in the kiddie pool, Bruce the great white is back and this time with a much bigger appetite!  If you guys can’t tell by the art, we are covering a new classic in my eyes in Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box!  It’s similar to a shark movie we all know and love but with many hilarious twists.  I got a big cast on this one so grab your speargun and your instruments and always remember to watch your fingering!   Contact Info Facebook : Gary Hill, Willis Wheeler, Gill Rockatansky, Neil Lemoi,  Suzanne Wilson Cappeletti, Dan Chase, Emily Wood Twitter : @GDubby, @nastywilldc, @GillRockatansky, @Newty28, @Flyee01, @TheEmi1y   E-Mail : [email protected]    Terror Troop  Gill and Roscoe’s Bodacious Horror Podcast Phantom Zone Podcast Emily’s Fan Page Like The Bird and The Beard on Facebook   The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box first appeared on Legion.

  Martial arts madness month is back and we’re getting our Dudikoff on!  When a soldier with no memory and menial martial arts skills is faced with his past, he gets wrapped up in crooked military officials, asian bosses, hapless white girls and an army of leaping, punching and kicking ninjas!   Contact info Facebook : Gary Hill, Willis Wheeler, Gill Rockatansky, Neil Lemoi, Jesse Bollinger Twitter : @GDubby, @nastywilldc, @GillRockatansky, @Newty28, @TheJesseB83 E-Mail : [email protected]     The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : American Ninja first appeared on Legion.

Martial Arts Madness month is back again and we travel to Thailand for this one.  We got a small panel this time around consisting of Gill, Willis, myself and a small appearance by Newty from the NFW Commentaries.  When the head of an ancient statue is stolen, it’s up to out hero to retrieve it doing some pretty impressive maneuvers to get it!  So take the leap, fall out of trees and crank the Rick Astley, This is a fun one!   Contact info Facebook : Gary Hill, Willis Wheeler, Gill Rockatansky, Neil Lemoi Twitter : @GDubby, @nastywilldc, @GillRockatansky, @Newty28 E-Mail : [email protected]   Links Terror Troop Gill and Roscoe  NFW Commentaries    The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Ong Bak first appeared on Legion.

  It’s time to stand on your own and watch some white boys doing martial arts!  We are covering No Retreat No Surrender this time around to kick off our martial arts month!  When his father’s dojo is shut down by the Russian mob, Jason Stillwell is forced to move to Seattle.  While there he learns how crappy his martial arts skills are by fighting fat guys and preppy street toughs.  With the help of his token black friend RJ and the ghost of Bruce Lee, he hones his skills and becomes the master he always wanted to be.  Old conflicts rear their ugly heads when the mob located Jason and his father and it is up to Jason to fight Ivan (Jean Claude Van Damme) in a final confrontation.  Who will be the victor!?   Contact Info Facebook : Gary Hill Twitter : @GDubby E-Mail : [email protected]   Willis Facebook : Willis Wheeler Twitter : @nastywilldc   X Facebook : Jefferey X Martin Twitter : @JefferyXMartin   Newty Facebook : Neil Lemoi Twitter : @newty28 Links Terror Troop  Kiss the Goat NFW Commentaries The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : No Retreat No Surrender first appeared on Legion.

  Happy Halloween from Two Drink Minimum!  On this one, we are swinging with the Puttermans as we watch Empire Pictures gold!  We are doing Terrorvision this time around!  We got a big ass cast of people to talk about bodily fluids, aliens, the 80s and of course the ever so beautiful Diane Franklin!  Mount up and grab your assault rifle because the invasion is about to begin!   Contact Info Facebook : Gary Hill Twitter : @GDubby E-Mail : [email protected] Willis Facebook : Willis Wheeler Twitter : @nastywilldc Gill Rockatansky Facebook : Gill Rockatansky Twitter : @Gill Rockatansky Boss Butcher Facebook : Erik Cornell Twitter : @BossButcher Lewis Cougill Facebook : Lewis Cougill Twitter : @MadMuGuBo Newty Facebook : Neil Lemoi Twitter : @newty28 Jake The Snake Facebook : Jake McCoy Twitter : @JakeTheSnake54 Huke and Cristi Green Facebook : Huke Green, Cristi Green Twitter : @HukeGreen, @Cristi_Green   Terror Troop Cristi Hates Horror 2nd Unit Podcast Network Gill and Roscoe’s Bodacious Horror Podcast NFW Commentary The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Terrorvision (Happy Halloween!) first appeared on Legion.

  October is rolling on with a rocking take on 90s technology and the mindfuck that it causes! We snagged “Midnight” Corey Graham to cover the 90s tune infused trip through the crazy world horror based CD roms in Brainscan from 1994. Join Edward Furlong as he fingers through his Fangoria only to find the latest in light infused gaming entertainment! As he keeps playing, and the bodies are piling up, what will stand in the way of the end of the game. See him go up against meddling detectives, whiny friends, pesky German Shephards and Trixter who is the host of this trip through panels of this groovy murder mystery! Contact Info Gary Facebook : Gary Hill Twitter : @GDubby E-Mail : [email protected] Gill Facebook : Gill Rockatansky Twitter : @GillRockatansky Corey Facebook : Corey Graham Twitter : @CoreyBGraham Willis Facebook : Willis Wheeler Twitter : @nastywilldc   Links Devil Horns Podcast Terror Troop Gill and Roscoe’s Bodacious Horror Podcast Willis’ Reviews Check out Erik and Gary’s brand new sequel podcast Sloppy Seconds! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Brainscan (aka Corey and Gill’s 90s musicgasm) first appeared on Legion.

  Do you enjoy science? Do you like psychic children? Do you like phallic carnivorous worms who attack old women!?  Then this is the film for you!  Join the TDM crew as we watch the Douglas McKeown directed “The Deadly Spawn”!  I am joined by Suzanne, Willis and Newty as we wipe off the meteor shit and dive into this wonderful B-movie throwback. Facebook : Gary Hill Twitter : @GDubby E-mail : [email protected] Willis Facebook : Willis Wheeler Twitter : @nastywilldc Newty Facebook : Neil Lemoi Twitter : @newty28 Suzanne Facebook : Suzanne Wilson Cappeletti Twitter : @Flyye01 Links We Came From The Basement Terror Troop NFW Commentaries Willis’ Reviews! The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Deadly Spawn first appeared on Legion.

  Hello fellow viewers!  We are back again and this time it’s Ryan’s pick,  Fiction becomes reality when a woman is intrigued by a mysterious book and unleashes a scalping, sash wearing slasher who will stop at nothing to make her his next victim.  Is it real or is it only in her mind.  Find out when the TDM gang watches I, Madman! Contact Info Gary Facebook : Gary Hill Twitter : @GDubby E-mail : [email protected] Ryan Facebook : Ryan Lewis Twitter : RYN_LEWIS Gill Facebook : Gill Rockatansky Twitter : @GillRockatansky Suzanne Facebook : Suzanne Wilson Cappeletti Twitter : @Flyye01   Links Graveshoft Radio Gill and Roscoe’s Bodacious Horror Podcast We Came From The Basement  The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : I, Madman first appeared on Legion.

  We’re back and we’re bringing the heat and the metal!  We Kage and Jables on their journey to rock stardom of course encountering many obsticles in Tenacious D and The Pick of Destiny! Join Sasquach, Tim Robbins, Lee and even the devil himself as we sing and admire these two rock giants.  You can’t kill the metal! Panelists include Willis Wheeler, Jeffery X Martin and Suzanne Wilson Cappaletti Gary Facebook : Gary Hill Twitter : @GDubby E-mail : [email protected] Willis Facebook : Willis Wheeler Twitter : @nastywilldc Suzanne Facebook : Suzanne Wilson Cappaletti Twitter : @Flyee01 Links Terror Troop We Came From The Basement Willis’ Toy Reviews Kiss the Goat Like The Bird and The Beard on Facebook!   The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny first appeared on Legion.

  Got milk!? Then come on down to Nilbog and join this massive panel as we peep out the outrageous Troll 2 from 1990.  Come for the hospitality and stay for supper because you may be it!   Contact Info Gary Facebook : Gary Hill Twitter : @GDubby E-Mail : [email protected]   Willis Facebook : Willis Wheeler Twitter : @nastywilldc   Boss Butcher Facebook : Erik Cornell Twitter : @BossButcher   Dan Chase Facebook : Dan Chase   Huke and Cristi Green Facebook : Huke Green, Cristi Green Twitter : @HukeGreen, @Cristi_Green   Terror Troop Cristi Hates Horror Phantom Zone Podcast  Like The Bird and The Bird on Facebook! Willis’ YouTube Channel   The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Troll 2 first appeared on Legion.

  Have you ever had a mother who was way too overbearing and mean?  Did you ever wish she would get infected by a stop motion animated beast!?  If so then join us on our journey down memory lane when Peter Jackson wasn’t making Hobbit movies and was making horror/comedy gold!  We cover Braindead aka Dead Alive this time around and it was tons of fun!  Even Meatwad makes an appearance on this one!  So grab your mower, your favorite kung fu  kicking priest and join the party.  It should be a nasty time!  Don’t forget to eat your custard! Contact Info Gary Facebook : Gary Hill Twitter : @GDubby E-mail : [email protected] Willis Facebook : Willis Wheeler Twitter : @nastywilldc Newty Facebook : Neil Lemoi Twitter : @newty28 Ryan Facebook : Ryan Lewis Twitter : RYN_LEWIS Gill Facebook : Gill Rockatansky Twitter : @GillRockatansky Links Gill and Roscoe’s Bodacious Horror Podcast Terror Troop  NFW Commentaries We Came From The Basement Graveshift Radio The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Braindead/Dead Alive (F#*@ you, IMDB!) first appeared on Legion.

  Do you enjoy the taste of red meat?  Do you like the sound of grown men moaning annoyingly into a microphone?  Then  come on down to Sweethaven with the TDM gang where that stuff is accepted.  We do Robert Altman’s Popeye this time around!  So grab a burger and your favorite can of spinach and have a great time!   Panelists include Willis Wheeler, Ryan Lewis, Gill Rockatasnky and Jesse Bollinger. Contact Info Gary Facebook : Gary Hill Twitter : @GDubby E-mail : [email protected] Willis Facebook : Willis Wheeler Twitter : @nastywilldc Jesse Facebook : Jesse Bollinger Twitter : @theJesseB83 Ryan Facebook : Ryan Lewis Twitter : @RYN_LEWIS Links Terror Troop Purely Random Network Graveshift Radio Willis Wheeler’s vintage toy reviews! If you would like to be a guest, use the contact info above and hit up any one of us. Video edited and rendered by Gill Rockatansky The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Popeye first appeared on Legion.

  Do you like horror films?  Do you like free passes given by a mysterious stranger?  You and I both know that there is no such thing as a free ride.  Come and join the gang at the Metropol for some entertainment, refreshments and possible POSSESSION!  Fueled by metal music by such artists as Saxon and Motley Crue, our patrons much evade these baddies as they ravage and claw away any chance for survival!  Will they escape or will there be no one left in Lamberto Bava’s 1985 poorly dubbed classic Demons!   Panelists include Willis Wheeler, Duncan McLeish, Filip Onell and Suzanne Wilson Cappeletti   Contact Info Gary Facebook : Gary Hill Twitter : @GDubby E-mail : [email protected] Willis Facebook : Willis Wheeler Twitter : @nastywilldc Filip Facebook : Filip Önell Twitter : @Hollowshape Suzanne Facebook : Suzanne Wilson Cappeletti Twitter Flyye01 Duncan Facebook : Duncan McLeish Twitter : Visual_Kaoss   Links Terror Troop Follow Filip and all things Swedish Cinemasocist The Podcast Under the Stairs Willis Wheeler’s vintage toy and general reviews The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Demons first appeared on Legion.

  Here it is kids!  Another back-logged episode for all you kiddies out there!  Are you tired of your metropolis being ruled by a bunch of juvenile delinquents in black jumpsuits?  Do you roam parks at night looking for purse snatchers and possible rape victims? Do you often practice angry martial arts on rooftops?  Is pizza the only acceptable food in New York City?  Probably!  If all these things tickle your fancy, then put your weapons in your hands and join the TDM Commentaries crew as we brave evil and brooding Asian men in cutlery helmets, quiet brooding Asian men in kimonos, street rats who have the coolest hide out ever and tons of other amazing things in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles from 1990.  Mount up with April, Casey Jones, Splinter and our heroes or The Shreddder wins!  No one like turtle soup anyways.   Contact Info Gary Facebook : Gary Hill Twitter : @GDubby E-mail : [email protected] Willis Facebook : Willis Wheeler Twitter : @nastywilldc Jesse Facebook : Jesse Bollinger Twitter : @theJesseB83 Dan Facebook : Dan Chase Newty Facebook : Neil Lemoi Twitter : @newty28 Filip Facebook : Filip Önell Twitter : @Hollowshape   Links Terror Troop Purely Random [...] The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : TMNT (1990) first appeared on Legion.

  We’re coming to get you, filmgoers!  We cover.George Romero’s 1968 classic and first in the original dead trilogy, Night of the Living Dead!  WATCH along as X takes a hooker sized dump on this classic  LISTEN for the sound of Willis slapping multiple white women!  CRINGE as I do a horrible Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.  Only Blind Frankenstein might come out alive!  Who are we kidding, the cripple always dies! Contact Info Facebook : Gary Hill, Suzanne Wilson Cappeletti, Willis Wheeler, Jeffery X Martin, Jesse Bollinger Twitter : @GDubby, @Flyye01, @nastywilldc, @JefferyXMartin, @theJesseB83   Kiss the Goat 6.5 Feet Under Podcast Terror Troop Purely Random Podcast Network      The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Night of the Living Dead (1968) first appeared on Legion.

Video rendered and edited by Gill Rockatansky Do you like leather? Do you like tattoos? Do you like outrageous bikers and the far-fetched stunts that come along with them? Then this is the movie for you. We are covering 1991’s action dynamo Stone Cold starring the skunk-mulleted, lizard loving, duster wearing and pretty boy (according to William Forsythe) Brian Bosworth! It also features Lance Henrikson as the devious biker boss Chains who Suzanne’s husband chimes in about. So put on your bandana, shine up your chrome and ride right through with another TDM commentary! Panelists include Alex Edwards (The Skeleton Crew, Bananalaser), Suzanne Wilson Cappeletti (We Came From The Basement), Willis Wheeler (Terror Troop, Weekly Movie Podcast w/Jay of the Dead) Contact Info Gary Facebook : Gary Hill Twitter : @GDubby E-mail : [email protected] Willis Facebook : Willis Wheeler Twitter : @nastywilldc Alex Facebook : Alex Edwards Twitter : @SkeletonCrewPod Suzanne Facebook : Suzanne Wilson Cappeletti Twitter : @Flyee01 Links The Skeleton Crew/Bananalaser/Horrorphilia Terror Troop The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Stone Cold (1991) first appeared on Legion.

Do you enjoy superheroes? How about awkward blondes with daddy issues and the older scientists who creepily fall in love with them? Do you like really cheap effects including a really crappy looking waving plastic arm and repeating effect fireballs? That’s right, the same effects shot repeated over and over. Then this is the commentary for you! Join Jesse (Horrorcopia), Willis (Terror Troop), Gill (Gill and Roscoe’s Bodacious Horror Podcast) and myself as we dive headfirst into the empty swimming pool known as Fantastic Four from 1994 which was produced by Roger Corman of all people. This film is so notorious that it never had a proper release ever. So head on down to the sub-basement of the Baxter Building as we discover this lost gem as batshit crazy as it is. Video rendered, edited and produced by Gill Rockatansky Contact Info Gary Facebook : Gary Hill Twitter : @GDubby E-mail : [email protected] Willis Facebook : Willis Wheeler Twitter : @nastywilldc Jesse Facebook : Jesse Bollinger Twitter : @theJesseB83 Gill Facebook : Gill Rockatansky Twitter : @GillRockatansky If you would like to be a guest, use the contact info provided above and hit us up! Links Gill and Roscoe’s Bodacious [...] The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Fantastic Four ’94 first appeared on Legion.

  I don’t know about you guys but I like my teachers with killer racks. Not like in the literal sense like in this film. When gangs take over the cities around Kennedy High School, the authorities take drastic measures to keep the schools kids in line by implanting android teachers in the school When their military protocol takes over, the teachers wage war between two of the most fashionable gangs ever. It’s Westworld meets Blackboard Jungle in Mark L. Lester’s Class of 1999! w/ Jesse B (Horrorcopia), Newty (NFW Commentaries) and Willis (Terror Troop)   Contact Info Gary Facebook : Gary Hill Twitter : @GDubby E-mail : [email protected] Willis Facebook : Willis Wheeler Twitter : @nastywilldc Jesse Facebook : Jesse Bollinger Twitter : @theJesseB83 Newty Facebook : Neil Lemoi Twitter : @newty28 If you would like to be a guest, use the contact info provided above and contact any one of us. Links Terror Troop NFW Commentaries  Purely Random Podcast Network   The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Class of 1999 first appeared on Legion.

  Are you ready for a bloody good time?! Join Jesse Bollinger (Horrorcopia), Willis Wheeler (Terror Troop), Huke Green (Cristi Hates Horror, The Fire Pit), Dan Chase (Formally of The Skeleton Crew) and myself on our trip to Pleasant Valley as we babble with each other and sometimes talk about the 1964 gore induced classic Two Thousand Maniacs directed by the godfather of gore, Herschell Gordon Lewis! This one like all the other Two Drink Minimum Commentaries will be available with full video! Video rendered, edited and produced by Gill Rockatansky Contact Info Gary Facebook : Gary Hill Twitter : @GDubby E-mail : [email protected] Willis Facebook : Willis Wheeler Twitter : @nastywilldc Jesse Facebook : Jesse Bollinger Twitter : @theJesseB83 Huke Facebook : Huke Green Twitter : @HukeGreen Dan Facebook : Dan Chase If you would like to be a guest, use the contact info above and hit up any one of us.   The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : Two Thousand Maniacs first appeared on Legion.

  Join Jeffery X Martin (Kiss The Goat, 6.5 Feef Under Podcast), Suzanne Wilson Cappeletti (We Came From The Basement), Willis Wheeler (Terror Troop) and myself as we babble through the user friendly sort of Stephen King adaptation of his short story “The Lawnmower Man”.  So strap into you VR simulator and dig those 1992 graphics, it should be a fun ride!   Contact Info Facebook : Gary Hill, Suzanne Wilson Cappeletti, Willis Wheeler, Jeffery X Martin Twitter : @GDubby, @Flyye01, @nastywilldc, @JefferyXMartin Links Kiss The Goat 6.5 Feet Under Podcast Terror Troop The post Two Drink Minimum Commentaries : The Lawnmower Man first appeared on Legion.

  Are you lonely?  Are you misunderstood?  Do you love metal!  Then this is the film for you.  Join Jeffery X Martin of the 6.5 Feet Under and Kiss the Goat Podcasts, Suzanne Wilson Capaletti (It Came From the Basement) and myself as we revel in all things Fastway and idol worship.  We all are going to hell!  We do Trick or Treat from 1987 featuring Marc “Skippy” Price and lots of douchy white people!  Hope you guys dig it! Facebook Gary Hill, Suzanne Wilson Cappaletti, Jeffery X Martin Twitter @GDubby, @Flyye01, @JefferyXMartin Show us some love on iTunes and we’ll give you candy! The post Trick or Treat (1987) first appeared on Legion.