The gang is half here but is bolstered by the appearance of one "Gentleman" James Grossi (@grawsee) to discuss #CanMNT vs Panama, #CanWNT vs Spain, recap and preview all things #CanPL and the playoffs, talk Desiree Scott's retirement and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark might be sleeping on the couch (play-offs dependent), Duncan's call back is both excellent and Norweigianly perfect, and James prudently refuses to give certain scores between 1 and 10.

The gang is mostly here to recap an abysmal end to the #TFClive season, limping well out of the playoffs and out of the Voyageurs Cup, recap #CanPL and the dominance at Forge as well as further playoff implications, talk some #CanMNT and their upcoming friendly vs Panama, Seba's "return" and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin postulates a burrito slap at half-time, Mark approves of the new mascot signing and Duncan happily researches what Chad Barrett is up to.

The gang is half here with special guest Mike Hudson (@mikehudsonsucks) to recap #CanMNT vs Mexico, #TFClive vs Austin and preview games against Columbus and Colorado, talk about the Allstate Soccer Show, #CanPL round-up and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark admits to losing all of his chill, Kristin and Mike gets bullied live and on camera (not even by us)!

The gang is mostly here to review the epic victory of the #CanMNT over the US (friendly be damned), recap the #CanPL week, discuss a CSA labour statement, preview #TFClive vs Austin and #CanMNT vs Mexico and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin questions if our audience does watch football, Mark is discovering he is NOT on his logo and name game like he thinks he is and Duncan is now our mountain expert.

The gang is half here to pump out a "quick" episode to catch up on #TFClive vs Forge and DC United, the other half of the Voyageurs Cup bracket, #CanPL week in review, #CanMNT roster announcements for the upcoming friendlies and preview #CanMNT vs USMNT and the usual abbreviated malarkey. In this episode, Mark discovers in real time that he wouldn't be able to make the Voyageurs Cup final and Kristin discovers in real time that she can watch both #CanMNT matches.

The gang is mostly here to catch up on #TFClive vs Houston, preview DC United, #VCup semi-final second legs with TFC vs. Forge and Whitecaps v. Pacific, recap some #CanPL news, some #CanMNT news, Leagues Cup final (finally), and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin pronounces Wydad correctly (that we know of), Duncan calls this round of the drone nonsense 'shenanigans', and Mark properly demonstrates the eroded excitement of having a ticket that gets you into the CNE.

The gang is mostly here to recap #TFClive vs Miami, JMR to Montreal, a whole bunch of #woso news, including AFC Toronto announcements, NWSL announcements, and MLS?!? Some #CanPL news, predictions and malarkey. In this episode Kristin can't contain her love for Finnish hockey players, Mark is still trying to make "the robins" a thing and Duncan makes an Eric Lindros reference at Bournemouth's expense. We had an article that we were/did speak about that was retracted at time of recording, but we've kept the segment in.

The gang is mostly here to talk #CanWNT and their exit at the Olympics, #TFClive in the Leagues Cup recap defeating Pachuca and looking ahead to Miami, a #CanPL round up, some CSA news and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan gives a Pachuca's amount of f**ks worth and Kristin develops a proper rebrand of MLS Next U-18s, and Mark now LOVES the Leagues Cup as should you all. Maybe.

The gang is mostly here to unpack the #CanWNT and dronegate and all the games recapped, #TFC starts the Leagues Cup, a review of the #CanPL and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark is looking forward to explaining it to his Uncle, Duncan has a brilliant idea for a World Cup opening ceremony show and Kristin shines a bright light on what and how the Olympics actually are.

The gang is mostly here to recap #TFClive vs Montreal, preview the Leagues Cup against NYRB, preview #CanWNT at the Olympics and their first matches against New Zealand and France, #CanPL recap, Pacific academies and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin tried to go fast, Duncan tried to stall and Mark backed down under immediate threat.

The gang is mostly here to recap a bunch of games, including #CanMNT at Copa America, #CanWNT vs Australia, #TFClive vs Philadelphia and Miami, recap the first leg of the Voyageurs Cup semi-final round, say goodbye to a president, preview the weekend match vs Montreal, and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark threatens about quitting everything to start a rap career, Duncan is unimpressed with the forwards (and for good reason) and Kristin gets called out for liking the Dolphins.

The gang is mostly here to recap OMG CANADA IS IN THE SEMIFINALS OF COPA AMERICA!!! #TFClive is in a freefall with losses to Orlando and Columbus, #CanWNT has announced their squad, look ahead to the Voyageurs Cup semifinals, a visit from Philadelphia and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark thinks Canada could've got to the semi's of the Euros too, Kristin gets full rights to have a go at Cyle Larin, Duncan is as optimistic as we've ever got on record and the cat wants in on the show finally.

The gang welcomes our Ohio correspondent Mike Hudson (@mikehudsonsucks) to recap #TFClive vs Atalanta United, preview matches against Columbus and Orlando, talk Copa America and Canada vs Chile, preview the next knockout match against Venezuela, and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin is cheering for a 'colonizer Euro', Duncan points out a vowel deficiency amongst competitors, Mark wants to point out that his player to watch isn't the wildest but is more than regular 'wild', and Mike threatens to tell us about what a spank tunnel is.

The gang is half here to recap a whole bunch of footie, #CanMNT vs Argentina and Peru, #TFClive vs NYRB, preview Canada vs Chile and Peru, TFC vs Atlanta, the nonsense around the Copa America, Quinn return, Kei legendary status, MediaPro drama conclusion and the usual malarkey as best as we could. In this episode Mark was probably saying 'Carter' when he meant 'Kotter' and Kristin is still proud of her tweet a week later.

The gang is here to recap a pile of international friendlies, #CanWNT hosting two matches vs Mexico, #CanMNT traveling to the Netherlands and France, talk about Marsch's first two games in charge, talk some #CanPL matches, things happening in Columbus, preview #TFClive vs Chicago and malarkey. In this episode Kristin is shocked about the signing of an ex-TFC player out west, Mark makes a controversial bet/promise for Copa America and Messi, and Duncan brags about seeing Albania play in Spain (probably again, we couldn't remember).

The gang is mostly here to recap the two draws by TFC against Philadelphia and DC, talk about some Northern Super League news, some coaching staff announcements for the #CanMNT, talk the exhibitions of #CanWNT vs Mexico, and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark suggests White Castle as a food option, Kristin brags about having Diana Matheson's email address and Duncan gives you some valuable travel tips about rivers in France.

The gang is mostly here for a big week of recaps with Toronto's crazy loss over Cincinnati, preview Philly and DC, V-Cup recap with Montreal exiting and Vancouver surviving the knockout, talk some Wayne Rooney, #CanWNT, and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark wants a redo on the weather recap, Kristin has some words to the haters and Duncan has problems with Hamilton's stadium names.

The gang is somewhat here and joined by special guest Mike Hudson to recap the Nashville and Montreal, preview Voyageurs Cup visit by CS Saint Laurent, and league match vs Cincinnati, preview the rest of the Voyageurs Cup round, talk some Jesse Marsch and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark believes there's no international dodgeball rulebook, Duncan renames a club, thus improving it, and Mike provides us a coaching education.

The gang is mostly here to recap the latest round, first leg of the Voyageurs Cup, talk #TFClive recapping the battle with NYCFC, preview Nashville on Wednesday and Montreal on Saturday, talk some #CanMNT coach hunting, #CanPL week recap and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan expertly mentions a signing perfectly where it doesn't belong, Kristin gets her Vancouvers correct (this time) and Mark leads an unsuccessful thought exercise.

The gang is mostly here to talk about another #TFClive victory over Dallas, preview NYCFC, discuss Ayo Akinola's departure, preview the next round of the Voyageurs Cup, and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark is not completely against the use of AI (you'll see... or hear), Duncan reminds us how easy the next clean sheet could be to attain, and Kristin can talk stuff about her Dad but everyone else can't (so rude).

The gang is mostly here to recap the #TFClive wins vs Simcoe in the VCup and away to Orlando, talk new signing and preview a visit from FC Dallas, preview the first round of the VCup, talk about Quinn's potential exclusion from the Olympic team due to injury, more #CanMNT coach watch, reflect on the improvement of TFC after 10 games vs last season, and malarkey. In this episode, Mark talks about his 'variance' (or whatever Duncan might have heard), Kristin recognizes the champions of Quebec junior hockey and Duncan "congratulates" Diego Chara on a milestone, sorta.

All new Vocal Minority Podcast, Ep. 489, where we talk about the goalfest defeat of #TFClive to Charlotte, look ahead to a visit from New England, wrap-up the penalty shootout loss in the SheBelieves Cup for the #CanWNT, recap the opening week of the #CanPL, and some malarkey. In this episode Mark's microphone is extremely hot (sorry about that, not sure why), Kristin cannot get her actresses whose names start with "Claire Fo..." straight, and Duncan piles on a story that ended with an elephant eating a hat.

The gang is mostly here to recap TFC's substantial losses to Sporting KC and Vancouver, preview the #CanPL season as it kicks off this weekend, preview (day of recording) the SheBelieves Cup final vs. the US (yeah, we know), preview Toronto away to Charlotte and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin forgets how many teams she supports in CanPL, Mark reminds us why the BastardProofing business idea is still very good, and Duncan breaks news about Victoria Highlanders (which is sad).

The gang is mostly here to talk #TFClive and recap the win over Atlanta, preview a visit by Sporting KC, talk some injuries, recap #CanMNT win over Trinidad & Tobago, talk #CanWNT Olympic draw, Atletico Ottawa signings and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark ruins a word for Kristin, Kristin "delights" over Larin scoring, and Duncan just wants Bernardeschi to pass a little.

Some of the gang is joined by special guest and long time fan and supporter of the show Gywn Richards (@ruchesko) who asked to be on and we said yes, because we're nice like that. We talk #TFClive and their loss to NYCFC, look ahead to a visit from Atlanta, talk some NWSL opening weekend and how the Canadians were the talk of the town, preview the first leg of the Copa America qualifier against Trinidad & Tobago, Project 8, new Canada kits and a healthy dose of malarkey. In this episode Kristin lists almost all of the #CanMNT keepers (almost), Mark discovers your new favourite club (or least favourite phrase) and Gwyn does a fabulous job of rebranding MLS internationally.

The gang is half here but we are bolstered by Voyageurs board member and CanSoc legend Nicky Cottee to discuss the Women's Gold Cup semi-final vs the US, recap #TFClive vs Charlotte and preview away to NYCFC, hype up #CanMNT vs Netherlands and some malarkey. In this episode, Mark strikes a deal to stop calling Valour the greyest of mice, Kristin does a whole 80s soap opera tangent and Nicky is close to being named the owner of a Project 8 side (lottery notwithstanding).

The gang is mostly here to talk #CanWNT at the Gold Cup and two matches vs Costa Rica, plenty of #TFClive talk including three points vs New England, preview the home opener vs Charlotte, a new player, plus CSA news, and malarkey. In this episode, Mark thinks he'd have made a great ref, Kristin reveals a nickname for Herdman courtesy of her pops, and Duncan asks the hardest question ever asked of the #CanWNT on this podcast, possibly ever.

The gang is mostly here to celebrate the #TFClive 0-0 "win" over Cincinnati, discuss signings, preview the next match against #NERevs, a bunch of #CanWNT news with Gold Cup results and a lawsuit, talk MLS, CONCACAF Champs Cup and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin picks Austin because she hates them so much, Duncan makes a timely space shuttle joke again and Mark clearly sees the bullshit in the Voyageurs Cup draw.

This episode is the extracted kit discussion from Ep 482. Kristin, Duncan and I are joined by special guest, friend of the show and the undeclared football governor of Ohio, Mike Hudson. If this is confusing, sorry. If you preferred this, you're welcome.

The gang is mostly here with FC Cincinnati and Columbus Crew correspondent (FCC&CCc) Mike Hudson to talk some TFC preseason, preview the MLS season and their first match against FC Cincinnati, talk a lot of kits (sorry, not sorry), ref union discussions, #CanWNT in the Gold Cup, and a bunch of other stuff and malarkey. In this episode, Duncan was accused of being Mark, Mark isn't allowed to do Valentines Day, Kristin is still pro-union (of course), and Mike expected more of Tony from the submitted kit descriptions and he's not wrong.

The gang is mostly all here to talk CONCACAF Champions Cup results and preview the next round, talk some signings across the board, discuss the resignation of Dino Rossi, the limbo of Tristan Henry, talk some #CanWNT and the Gold Cup, and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin gushes over the postings of Mr. Fishhead in our comments, Mark regales the story of Mr. Noodles (amongst other things) and Duncan reads between the lines of a kit explainer like a good investigative journalist would.

The gang is mostly here and joined by special guest Steven Sandor (@stevensandor), editor at Edify Magazine, rehabilitated soccer broadcaster and author. His new book, on race, diversity and hockey, is set to be published by Beacon Press early in 2025. Everyone's here to discuss the CanPL/Mediapro fallout, talk CONCACAF Champions Cup with Forge, Vancouver and Cavalry starting their campaigns, TFC preseason, World Cup schedule announcement, a bunch of other stuff and malarkey galore. In this episode Duncan admits to indulging in some 'American cricket' from time to time, Kristin swears she doesn't have World Cup ticket influence (sure she doesn't, a-wink), Mark renames the place Toronto FC plays (it makes sense) and Steven effortlessly slips in a 'Klingon' reference like a pro.

The gang is here to discuss the messy breakup of Canada Soccer Business and MediaPro, and try to unravel what this means to supporters, talk Priestman's new contract, some TFC kit leaks, TFC preseason vs Nashville and the usual malarkey. In this episode Duncan wants to launch a Canadian version of a classic British game show, Mark will sign all the NDAs going forward and Kristin summons the genius of DMath to save us all.

The gang is mostly here to talk about potential MLS Ref strike, talk CanPL schedule releases, some CanPL signings, CSA signings and resignings, Portland in general and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan adjusts his score mid-review, Kristin affirms that the NWSL is a very good league (which she is right), and Mark tells a whole-ass story about a Scottish player sliding on plastic turf in July.

The gang is mostly here after a long break to recap the madness over the last few weeks, including some #TFC drafts, press conference moments, quotes and schedule talk, some CSA announcements, talk some League 1 Ontario, and a month's worth of make-up malarkey. In this episode Kristin drops knowledge that was said much earlier in the show as if it's new, Duncan calls out Julio Cesar for what he was, and Mark impresses Kristin with his knowledge of teen girl literature.

The gang is all here with special guest SuperSub&tm; James Grossi to talk some US Open Cup drama, preview the SuperDraft and what that could mean for #TFClive, discuss some #CanPL CONCACAF Champions Cup fixtures and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin wants more Jason Hernandez "impressions", Duncan grills our guest with a hard hitting (maths) question, Tony is all about planetary marketing slogans, Mark wants for all Canadian talent, and James will try to make shit up next time, just to see if we check (we won't).

The gang is all here to recap a month or so of stuff, including a farewell to the GOAT out west, MLS Cup final, talk some #CanPL news, some CONCACAF tournaments, Bruce Arena's reinstatement, Seba talk, John Herdman, and some month-old malarkey. In this episode Duncan has read all of the books, Mark breaks the CONCACAF tournament live (well, it was when he did it), Tony accused Kristin of dressing down Sinclair like an ultra in that one clip and Kristin vehemently denies it, but it did kinda look like it on the TV.

The gang is all here to try and stretch out not a heck of a lot, however we cover the #TFClive end of year press conference, talk some #CanMNT rosters and matches vs Jamaica on Friday and Tuesday, attempt to give a crap about the MLS playoffs (and some of the semantics surrounding it) and the usual malarkey. In this episode Tony does some incredible research, Duncan guesses the correct country, Kristin guesses the correct band, and Mark has outlined his revenge on being glossed over in the CanSoc wrestling chat from last week. Schwip Schwap.

The gang is all here to recap the #CanWNT matches vs. Brazil, talk about the bonkers #CanPL final, #TFClive off-season news, some national team news and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin appeals to a segment of the audience who watches sci-fi, Tony learns about what a chafing dish is, Mark is not sponsored by Amazon (though it seems like it) and Duncan wants a gif (however you want to pronounce it).

The gang is all here to discuss Canada v Japan rout, review #CanPL playoffs and preview the next round, talk some CanPL award nominees, say some kind words over the end of the Michael Bradley era at #TFClive, preview the season finale against Orlando City and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan uses the news to further his exiting agenda, Mark claims to have the correct answer to the 'build a statue' question, Kristin refuses to give us all the insider information (you KNOW she has it too) and Tony makes a gag worse than we ever could want to experience (but still hilarious).

The gang is all here to recap the losses of #TFClive vs Red Bulls and Charlotte, talk about #CanMNT and #CanWNT upcoming news and squads, talk some #CanPL end of season and possible playoffs, various MLS coaching moves and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark will miss all of the playoffs, Kristin successfully avoids the trolling bait from Duncan, Duncan solves the Halloween dilemma facing Halifax match-goers, and Tony gets asked an important question about numbers.

The gang is mostly here to discuss the #TFClive loss to Cincinnati, shout about Insigne, look ahead to FC Charlotte and NYRB, talk some #CanMNT and #CanWNT, look at the final week of the #CanPL and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan is getting the oven ready (not a euphemism), Mark wants a segment of supporters to seek help and Kristin made a noise and it had to be kept.

The gang is mostly here and joined by friend of the show Mike Hudson @mikehudsonsucks to review #TFClive losses to Inter Miami and NYCFC, look ahead to Cincinnati on the weekend, recap the qualification of the #CanWNT for the Olympics, recap the Voyageurs Women's Soccer panel, talk some #CanPL and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan questions which Cincinnati team will win first, Kristin reveals how she nearly died holding a banner, Mark might be trying to make 'JohnnyBall' a thing, and Mike tells us about a horrific sounding fish.

The gang is mostly here to talk #TFClive vs Whitecaps, look ahead to Inter Messi (Wednesday) and NYCFC (Saturday), talk some #CanWNT news involving the Pan-Ams, looking ahead to Olympic qualifiers vs Jamaica twice, and other malarkey. In this episode Kristin thinks it'll be a trivia question, Duncan makes a bold prediction for Michael Bradley (then pivoted to Rosted) and Mark gushes about Hamilton's own.

The gang is mostly here to talk about a quiet-ish week so we'll recap the League 1 Ontario final, talk some #CanPL, MLS manager news involving Bob Bradley (good) and Bruce Arena (bad), as well as some potential #TFClive movements and look ahead to their game against Vancouver on Saturday. And malarkey. In this episode Kristin gets a two-for-one on a single 'ew', Duncan sees an obvious DeRo parallel and Mark believes Carducci was crying (albeit in the rain).

The gang is mostly here to talk about the shock #TFClive win over Philly, catch up on the #CanPL including the end of the Saskatoon (so far), update the ongoing farce that is the Spanish FA and their administration, predict a Forge game (just because) and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark clarifies the difference between the position and the employee, Kristin is still mad (all within reason) and Tony is a Glen Frey guy.

The gang is all here to talk #TFClive vs Columbus, the new TFC gaffer who happens to be the old #CanMNT gaffer, update on sad horny Spanish football administrators and the apologists who love them, recap some #CanPL, look ahead to Philadelphia, and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan has been to that Perth, Kristin didn't mean to yell into the microphone, Tony casts doubt on people riding chair lifts and Mark needs a name for a mathematical football-related curve.

The gang is mostly here to wrap-up the #FIFAWWC and Spain's victory, recap the #TFClive match vs Montreal, look ahead to Columbus, some #CanMNT news, and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark wants to normalize high-competition high-pressure-induced potty mouthing, Duncan drew quite the parallels between authority types and Kristin doesn't want to use the acronym (with good reason).

The gang is mostly here to recap the #FIFAWWC in the quarter-final and semi-final stages, talk some #TFClive managerial and player departure rumours, talk Leagues Cup (just because), look ahead to Montreal, Seba, and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin says just sign him, Duncan discovers a shilling for Messi and Mark reminisces about DeRo (but not the kind that gets people mad about it).

The gang is all here to catch up the Women's World Cup final group stage matches and the first round knock-outs, some #TFClive related comings and goings, check-in with the #CanPL, and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin lists off all (and we do mean all) of the ways THC can be consumed, Mark channels a friend of the podcast in a future correction (probably paranoid), Tony highlights a provincial conundrum in the quarter finals and Duncan brings up a space shuttle.

The gang is all here to talk #TFClive and their exit from the Leagues Cup, talk #CanWNT and their exit from the World Cup, recap the rest of the World Cup standings, TFC rumours, signings and retirings (at least related) and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark shouts out his wife eagle eye for shiny things, Tony is here (after minutes of the question being asked), Kristin is outed as a sizist and Duncan may have made a connection between the various successes of the #CanWNT.

The gang is all here to talk about Canada's performance at the World Cup vs Nigeria and Ireland, talk about the mess in the League's Cup and the 5-0 drubbing at the hands of NYCFC, look ahead to Canada v Australia on Monday, TFC vs Atlas on Sunday, and a lot of music punnery. In this episode, Mark called someone the women's Ali Gerba, Duncan has a solution for TFC, Kristin almost had 'a draw is a loss' metaphor but ruined it and Tony is going for all the major hits.

The gang is mostly hear to talk a little bit of #TFClive vs Chicago and a lot of the Women's World Cup 2023 including group predictions, a few warm-up matches, some of the stories leading up to the tournament, looking ahead to #CanWNT vs Nigeria and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan reveals that he is a company man, Mark moved a part of the show we thought about ditching to its correct spot and Kristin is excited for the next women's continental tournament before the World Cup is even finished.

The gang is mostly here to recap #TFClive vs St. Louis, #CanMNT out at the Gold Cup, look at the #CanWNT world cup roster, welcome Ibarra and Blessing, look ahead to Chicago and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin's parents call the keeper Cesar, Mark knows an off-brand knock-off player when he sees one and Duncan takes a bad twist of phrase and spins, potential, marketing gold.

The gang is all here to discuss the frustrations at #TFClive, the meh of the #CanMNT in the Gold Cup, talk about a new kit, a bit Women's World Cup, look ahead to Toronto vs St. Louis, Canada vs US in the Gold Cup knock-outs, and the usual malarkey. In this episode Duncan rages over the mathematics of squad numbers in one substitution, Tony is just making up players names (again), Mark made a joke prediction in a podcast months ago and it sorta came true, and Kristin was insistent that it was 'talc' soft (yeah, go look it up).

The gang is mostly here to talk #TFClive and their successive defeats, #CanMNT's Gold Cup adventure beginning with a draw to Guadeloupe, the sacking of Bob Bradley, looking ahead to the remainder of the Gold Cup, TFC at home to Real Salt Lake and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark tries his best again, Duncan is pro-JdV and Tony discovers a thing about "Brians" (it tracks, I promise).

The gang is all here to recap the Nations League finals, look ahead to the Gold Cup and the announced squad, preview Toronto FC matches as they're away to New England and are joined by friend of the show Mike Hudson (@mikehudsonsucks) to preview the match vs Cincinnati and the usual malarkey. In this episode Tony has his illiteracy outed officially, Kristin will buy Atiba a meal at a specific restaurant, Duncan measures his player's quality whether they've ran out for Middlesbrough, Mark apparently has more stroke with the Voyageurs than previously thought of and Mike thinks a segment could be deleted with a preface (not a chance).

The gang is all here to talk about the TFC draw against Nashville, look ahead to an international break as Canada's MNT are in Las Vegas for the semi-finals of the Nations League vs Costa Rica on Thursday, talk some MLS, national team squads and coaches, and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark does Kristin's intro, Tony speaks on Duncan's anti-De Ro stance, Kristin yells at Tony about early episode derailment (which is tradition) and Duncan reminds Mark about productivity at a particular age.

The gang is all here to recap the last few weeks where we talk #TFClive vs DC, Chicago and Minnesota, look ahead to Nashville, talk some #VCup finals, some #CanPL, some Zlatan and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark is charming (much to his embarrassment), Tony reveals his Bee Gees cover band name, Duncan reacted both excessively and correctly to a retirement and Kristin tries to crack some grandparents, journalistically.

The gang is half here with special guest, friend of the show and all round legend Mike Newell (@footballsaves) to talk about the #TFClive matches vs Red Bulls and Austin, look ahead to DC United and Chicago, recap the #CanPL week, look ahead to the Voyageurs Cup semi-finals and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin seems to think she isn't a Forge supporter (amongst the other three teams she supports), Mark makes a noise that fits the mood and Mike reveals his childhood long weekend traditions (no shame).

The gang is all here to talk #TFClive consecutive losses against Montreal, look ahead to New York Red Bulls and Austin, recap Voyageurs Cup results, cosplay hooliganism, #CanWNT success at club level and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark was about to give his medical expertise, Kristin informs us that 'ninja night' is later in the season, Duncan is amused at the lack of goal scoring from Red Bulls and Tony feels like the coach is just visiting.

The gang is mostly here to review the #TFClive match vs. New England, look ahead to Montreal TWICE! Talk about some other #Vcup quarter-finals, look at CSA elections, and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin goes for a few 'interesting' analogies, Mark struggles with math (happens to the best of us) and Duncan thinks Hamilton will go out on penalties (again).

Most of the gang is all here to discuss #TFClive and their win over NYCFC, look ahead to New England this weekend, talk about some #CanPL news, some Women's World Cup 2027 hosting news, the announcement of AFC Toronto City in the new Project 8 league, and the usual malarkey, some wi-fi inspired. In this episode, Mark wants to source out a massive British-style football annual just to seed in gags, Duncan discovers a fraternity hiding in plain sight and Kristin builds a new club from scratch right before our eyes.

The gang is all here to recap #TFClive vs. Philadelphia, review the personnel changes, preview NYCFC, recap the Voyageurs Cup action, cover some #CanPL news in acquiring control of York United, talk about the various CSA news and the usual insanity. In this episode, Mark discovered the hard way he still had a subscription, Tony announces a moratorium on fun (short lived), Kristin goes for the obvious Union-based pun, and Duncan is quick to research about pet food.

The gang is all here to recap #TFC vs Atlanta, recap the opening weekend of the #CanPL, talk some various tournaments, look ahead to the opening round of the Voyageurs Cup, look ahead to Philadelphia and the usual malarkey. Duncan knows his Lassiters better than most, Tony will wait for a club even closer to him, Kristin deserves a little bit of credit for a name and Mark is on absolute fire with the puns tonight.

The gang is all here to review Toronto FC vs Nashville and Charlotte, preview Atlanta United this weekend, look ahead to the CanPL's opening weekend and their kits, talk some #CanWNT vs France and their new kit, and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin gives Mark crap for reading out show notes, Duncan grammars the hell outta Kristin (she knows what she said), Tony is getting rugby league vibes from a kit, and Mark is disappointed to discover that Zator has left the league.

The gang is mostly here to talk about #TFClive vs San Jose, look ahead to Charlotte and Nashville, recap #CanMNT vs Curacao and Honduras, look ahead to some CSA vs the government, #CanWNT vs France, NWSL attendances and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin is absent and Mark, Tony and Duncan were surprisingly civil (except for the lingerie part, which was a weird misunderstanding).

The gang is all hear to talk about the TFC win vs. Miami, look ahead to San Jose, talk some injuries, signings, rumours in general, NWSL on the TV, CSA on the hotseat with the government, #CanMNT vs Curacao and Honduras, and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Tony points out nuance in our comedy, Duncan has a suggestion for extra time, Mark wants less time wasting in his parliamentary discussions and Kristin has a very weak segue leading into a segment.

The gang is mostly here to recap #TFClive vs Atlanta and Columbus, look ahead to a visit from Miami, talk about the #CanWNT/#CanXNT in front of a parliamentary committee, talk some signings, #CanPL kits, and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin brings back 'where are they now', Duncan brings back 'bitchy blanks', and Mark totally caught an asterisk.

The gang is all here to review the TFC loss to DC, look ahead to Atlanta and Columbus, talk #CanWNT and Canadian Soccer Association business as it is happening (apparently), some player movements, a bit of kit talk and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin references Snow, Mark wants to mummify a dog, Duncan has a tremendous kit sponsor placement for Minnesota and Tony knows too much about streaming parliamentary platforms.

The gang is all here in a packed episode where Kristin has a very candid chat #CanWNT with former national team player and stalwart Amy Walsh @amy13walsh, wrap up the SheBelieves Cup, we ask our resident kit contributor about his experience with the new Toronto FC kit and the reactions, preview #TFClive and the usual elongated malarkey. In this episode Kristin correctly labels Amy as a legend (it's true), Tony had his own ideas about the inspiration board, Duncan wanted to know if Amy shares nicknames with an old British wrestler (she doesn't), Mark talks a lot about a kit (shocking, I know, right?) and Amy confirms that our once genius midfielder is a genius outside of the game.

The gang is half here to discuss and rage at the #CanWNT funding inequalities and the potential fallout, discuss and wrap up #TFClive preseason, talk some #CanPL stadiums, a touch of jersey talk and reduced, but present, malarkey. In this episode, Kristin really gets into character for 'incremental resources' and Mark tables some new nicknames for Vancouver FC.

The gang is mostly here to discuss #TFCLive and their final roster movements, #CanMNT SheBelieves Cup rosters and previews, #VCup updated schedules and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark has an alarming memory for sponsors on kits, Kristin is still in post-Morrow gush mode and Tony is all about the fjords (as one should).

The gang is half here for this special episode live from the BMO Training Ground where we talk to TFC LEGEND JUSTIN MORROW and TFC President Bill Manning about stuff and things with them, as well as talk some CanPL schedules, Voyageurs Cup draw, #TFClive signings (still!) and limited malarkey. In this episode, Kristin gushed unapologetically, Mark wants to do football weekend locally just once, and Justin can't do karaoke for his life, apparently.

The gang is all here to discuss signings galore, both actual and potential, in various clubs too, talk some Voyageurs Cup news, other lesser cup news, and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark claims that he "somehow" hasn't seen it, Kristin hides her renewed commitment to Forge FC, Tony admits that he doesn't mind something different and Duncan reminds us who the real queens of English club football are.

The gang is all back for the new year to recap all of the news that's elapsed in the last few weeks during the break with #TFC including recent departures, talk some new signings to #TFClive, some CanSoc media news, and a bunch of other malarkey. In this episode Kristin is all about frankincense, Mark doesn't know ALL about A-Ha's hits (I know, right?!), Duncan makes a prostate joke and Tony makes an appropriate small-fruit based gag regarding future broadcasts.

The gang is all here for the final episode of 2022 where we wrap-up the World Cup in Qatar, talk about GOATs, #TFClive signings in Hedges and Vazquez, and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark threatens to throw a hypothetical carrot and (guarantees a miss), Duncan wishes for a convincingly happy DP, Tony really enjoyed the Superdraft names and Kristin would roll it like a croissant.

The gang is all here to talk World Cup quarters, semis and finals, some Toronto FC-related signings and player movements, some #CanPL news and the usual malarkey. In this episode Duncan wants more silly club names, Tony has the jingle for Vancouver FC, Kristin is all INXS lyrics and Mark will find out if DC can find a way to keep Bono on his [swears redacted] line.

The gang is all here to discuss the wrap up of Canada's World Cup adventures, talk about players ALREADY moving abroad, delight at the announcement of the new women's footie league (name pending), Montreal coaching vacancy and the rumours surrounding it, predicting the next round and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin sounds delightful (because of a new microphone), Tony is all about the pre-match, Duncan predicts the next jersey failure and Mark learned a new word today.

The gang is all here to talk about the #CanMNT at the World Cup in Qatar, which is a shock to everyone. We cover both matches vs Belgium and Croatia, discuss performance, expectations, the Tajon-to-Phonzie goal, the overreaction of the media, other tournament surprises and disappointments, also some TFC, some CanPL, and malarkey. In this episode, Duncan has a brilliant idea regarding the true meaning, Mark conducts a eulogy for some bunnies, Tony wanted vienna wieners as a sponsor and Kristin thought Atiba should've come off earlier (and she LOVES Atiba)

The gang is all here to talk #CanMNT and the WORLD FUCKING CUP LETS GOOOOO!!! as well as some #CanWNT exhibitions, MLS expansion draft news, and malarkey galore. In this episode, Tony is a two out of ten, Mark wants Vic Rauter to call Moroccan names, Duncan wants to just skip that part and Kristin has a secret question.

The gang is all here to recap the chaos that was the MLS Cup Final, talk about other MLS ongoings, look ahead to #CanWNT matches vs Brazil, #CanMNT vs Bahrain, World Cup roster reveals and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin questions a prescription she received, Mark rages at commentator hyperbole again, Duncan pronounces his Costa Rican sides with authority, and Tony introduces the concept of 'speed pubes' and, well, yeah.

The gang is all here to recap the #CanPL season finale and awards, MLS playoff semi-finals, talk some #CanWNT friendlies and a final #CanMNT friendly against Bahrain, CSA silliness and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Tony is proud of his captain, Kristin anticipated a riot (but it was avoided), Duncan clearly doesn't like either team in the west, and Mark was right about his "Big Time Charlie" nickname (even though it still isn't a thing).

The gang is all here to talk a bunch of playoffs, both CanPL and MLS, Chris Mavinga having a go, Canadian national team news including friendlies for the men and World Cup draw for the women, wrap up the TFC season and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin apparently is 'full of Tom', Mark can sum up Titanic with three things, Tony gave him the name Emmanuel and Duncan wanted Ron as a name (it'll make sense, I assure you).

The gang is back to discuss the end of the season for #TFClive vs Philadelphia, talk about the salaries and releases from the club, recap #CanPL playoffs, talk some #CanWNT, predict MLS and CanPL playoffs and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin highlighted something weird over and over again, Duncan is to suit up for next season, Mark points out the license type needed to operate a vehicle and Tony is about the penguins far more than anyone expected.

The gang is all here to talk about the final TFC home match of the season vs. Miami, talk the final week of CanPL regular season, talk some upcoming #CanWNT friendlies against Argentina and Morocco, look ahead to the match against Philadelphia and the usual malarkey. In this episode Tony manages to reference the original "Rock" successfully, Duncan has definitive issue with shoes, Kristin contributed way more to the zoo discussion than could be predicted and Mark wants you to say mean things about Drew Moor (if you can).

The gang is all here FOR OUR 400TH EPISODE (for real) to recap the #CanMNT friendlies vs Qatar and Uruguay, talk TFC II playoffs, some PFACan news, some #CanPL, #CanWNT friendlies and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark can't explain what's going on at Forge, Tony calls out a director's hat, Duncan refutes his retirement rumours and Kristin wore number 15.

The gang is all here to recap the post-season elimination of #TFClive at the hands of Atlanta, congratulate a few youngin's on their naming to MLS's 22 players under 22 list, recap some #CanPL, talk a bunch of #CanMNT off-field office shenanigans and on-field friendlies vs Qatar and Uruguay, talk some TFC II success and playoffs, and the usual malarkey. In this episode Duncan wants a smoked cheese, Kristin thought she missed a Whitecaps player, Mark hates breathing and Tony remembers.

The gang is mostly here to talk about #TFClive vs Atlanta, the state of the side, look ahead to Orlando, talk some #CanPL, some TFC II (thanks James!), transfer rumours, World Cup kits and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin's intro bewilders Tony, Tony is on fire, and Mark really lays into Nike (and not just for Canada's kits).

The gang is partially here to welcome SuperSub&tm; James Grossi back on the show to talk about #TFClive vs Montreal and Galaxy, look ahead to Atlanta, talk some TFC II, #CanWNT down under, #CanPL round-up, US Open Cup drama and some malarkey. In this episode, Kristin pledges love for a fourth and fifth side, Mark tries to appeal to Kristin liking a sixth side and James is too much of a gentleman to have anything sarcastic put here.

The gang is mostly here to talk #TFClive and their win over Charlotte, looking ahead to LA Galaxy and Montreal, talk some #CanPL with some results and a new commissioner, hate at the schedule to watch #CanWNT vs Australia, questionable kits and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark needs what kind of business this is clarified, Duncan will forever want defensive shitshows and Kristin was surprised they "found it".

The gang is all here to reminisce the memories, good and bad, of #TFClive matches past against New England and Miami, look ahead to Charlotte, talk #CanWNT rosters, #CanPL updates and and a "major" "announcement" and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Tony renames a keeper and it is brilliant, Kristin always had control of the podcast apparently, Duncan makes a compelling argument regarding TFC's post-season, and Mark knows too much about black market knock-off mascot costumes.

The gang is all here to talk about the #TFCLive goalfest against Nashville, preview Portland and New England, talk some streaming services, discuss some #CanPL, reminisce over the anniversary of #CanWNT olympic gold, and a bunch of other malarkey. In this episode Mark corrects his squad numbers, Tony wants to know more about sausages, Kristin controversially wants Edmonton removed (again!) and Duncan just wanted to say Gremio.

The gang is mostly here to recap #TFClive's match against New England, look ahead to the match against Nashville, talk about Jacob Shaffelburg's loan out for the remainder of the season, wrap up the Women's Euros, talk some #CanPL and Pacific's "european" adventure, and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark pitches his All-Star game idea (again), Kristin is surprised about players on Nashville (I know, right?) and Duncan, unsolicited, does an advertisement (what a gentleman!).

The gang is all here to talk about the return of Doniel, the destruction of Charlotte for 45 minutes, VCup collapse, TFC kits, some UEFA Women's Euros, looking ahead to the weekend vs. New England, and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin is justifying one degree of murder of the other (it works, trust me), Mark says now is the time for us to get Hamid (just speculation), Duncan loves footballing accountancy puns and Tony missed his cue.

The gang is all here to talk the #TFClive loss vs Les Snowflakes, look ahead to this weekend vs. Charlotte, wrap up the CONCACAF W League finals vs the US, Bernardeschi's arrival, Canada Soccer absurdity and plenty of malarkey. In this episode Kristin has a questionable order of topics, Duncan shows off his knowledge of KISS classics, Mark sees two Luthors and their distracting signing proving that they're not evil and Tony demonstrates impeccable attention to detail of ankle tattoos.

The gang is all here before the shit really accellerated between Canadian Soccer Business and Canada Soccer (all before the players threw into the fray), but we talk about the open salvos of the Rick Westhead/TSN article, discuss a bunch of #TFClive reviewing the San Jose match, looking ahead to Chicago and Montreal, talk some #CanPL, some League One women’s news, some #CanWNT success in the CONCACAF W League and malarkey abound. In this episode Tony chooses Dick Wolf, Mark gives two score predictions on one game just because, Duncan should probably have a week, and Kristin believes it!

The gang is FINALLY back after various hiatus to catch up on the everlasting drama that is #TFClive, recap their acquisitions and departures, try to remember and forget the match vs Seattle, look ahead to San Jose, talk some #CanPL, some #CanWNT in the CONCACAF W Tournament, and the usual malarkey. In this episode Duncan is excited for Larry and Bernie, Kristin has lofty hyperbole for a 3-0 scoreline, Tony sees DeRo as a firefighter and Mark just wants to finally announce Seba again.

The gang is mostly here to recap #CanMNT matches vs. Curacao and Honduras, start the debate of World Cup games awarded (pre-news release), some #CanPL ongoings, talk #TFClive against the New York Red Bulls and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Tony has one whale of a time, Mark makes his bad puns on-porpise and Kristin is ALL about fish for some reason.

The gang is mostly hear to discuss the week which should've been so easy but then there was a player's strike by the #CanMNT and the various statements that came out afterwards. Also, there was a Voyageurs Cup winner, look ahead to Curacao, and so much malarkey, not all of it is ours! In this episode, Kristin loved (loved!) the seats, Mark was so close to having it all but he's good with it, and Tony loves some Curaçoan depth chart.

The gang is back (sorry for both absence and that we're still doing this) to look back at the sloppy #TFClive vs Chicago match, talk about the CONCACAF Champions League news, the 2020 Voyageurs Cup, #CanMNT vs Panama and not Iran, and heaping spoonfuls of malarkey. In this episode Duncan is workshopping a pilot for a new show, Mark reveals how he has come this far with analysis, Kristin really really doesn't like Forge and Tony has a cough over a sweater he may or may not have designed.

The gang is all here where we review TFC vs Orlando, preview vs DC, recap the Voyageur Cup action, talk about the #CanMNT matches in Vancouver coming up, Phonzie as an MC, and a bunch of other malarkey. In this episode, Kristin thinks "frenching" is something completely different, Tony declares difficulty resting until a town in German, Mark wants to put a bounty on sweeper keepers and Duncan anchors the terrible rhyme game that broke out all episode long.

The gang is here to quickly recoup TFC's disasters of the last week and a bit, speculate about current form, take a trip around the country, preview Orlando City and malarkey but faster. In this episode Kristin, Mark, Duncan and eventually Tony were here.

The gang is all here to review the what-the-f-ery that was Toronto visit with the Pizza Rats, look at the CanPL schedule this weekend (even though there was a game day of recording), talk some League 1 Ontario, longtime friend of the show Mike Hudson (@mikehudsonsucks) joins us to discuss and preview FC Cincinnati's visit on Saturday, and the usual silliness. In this episode, Mike has a memory of TFCII like a steel trap!, Duncan may or may not record shirtless (pure speculation), Kristin gets called out from being from wherever she wants when convenient (finally!), Mark confesses to getting his Kubos mixed up (who doesn't) and Tony is predicting future NASCAR drivers.

The gang is all here after a break to talk a bunch of #TFClive results vs RSL and Philadelphia, discuss red card issues, talk about the west coast Celebration Tour of matches with the #CanWNT vs Nigeria, talk about coaches in MLS, look ahead to TFC's visit to the NYCFC on Sunday and the usual malarkey. In this episode Duncan has had his fill with capitalism, Mark describes a badge, Tony got cold watching a match he wasn't at, and Kristin has finally had enough about DeRo (because the tangent went on so long, it got moved to an outtake).

The gang is all here for a long one as we talk TFC vs the Pizza Rats, preview away to Cincinnati, talk about the World Cup draw for 2022, predict some CanPL, CONCACAF Champions League, and malarkey abound. In this episode, Duncan breaks a pronunciation deadlock, Mark was chanting for Bora like everyone else, Tony teases a sound bite for the CanPL, Kristin changes the format because she is drunk with power (and the rest are too afraid to stand up to her).

This the episode where Canada qualified for the 2022 World Cup. We gush, we hope, we wish, we reminisce, we laugh, we thaw, but most importantly, we QUALIFIED FOR QATAR 2022!!! In this episode, Tony and Mark collectively don't know the difference between Bari, Perugia and Padova, Kristin offers up a weirdly hilarious term and Duncan was the hero we all needed on Sunday.

The gang is all here to recap #TFClive vs #DCU and all of its glories, recap the CONCACAF Champions League, talk some #CanWNT matches for the west coast, preview THE FINAL CYCLE of World Cup Qualifiers and the #CanMNT, and malarkey, of course. In this episode Kristin does an impression of herself, Duncan lives in a fantasy paradise world, Mark wants it locked up yesterday and Tony preparing the arrival of his new pending "EPL team".

The gang is all here to talk about the #TFClive loss in Columbus, look ahead to a visit from DC, discuss some CONCACAF Champions League (recorded Tuesday night), talk some MLS Kits, some Canadian National Team news with all the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin inadvertently names a martial art film (go with it), Duncan calls out Kristin's nationalistic ageism (for shame), Tony calls out San Jose's suspect kit sponsor (he's not wrong) and Mark interrupts the podcast for a live score and he's not that sorry (you'll see/hear).

The gang is all here to talk Toronto FC and their home opening smashing by their visitors NYRB, look ahead to Columbus, talk some CONCACAF Champions League, check in with the CONCACAF Women's U-20, Voyageurs Cup draw talk and the usual insanity. In this episode, Duncan has some great names for the new partnership, Kristin makes it through the entire show, Mark channels his inner Foxborough Werewolf and Tony is already predicting Toronto's pending disaster and overreacting to it.

The gang is all here to review the match against Dallas, look ahead to the home opener against the Energy Drinks of northern New Jersey, review CONCACAF Champions League, talk some more kits, run down some the new CSA membership "scheme", talk some V-Cup news and the usual malarkey. In this episode Duncan astutely renames a nation in honour of the Caypeople, Tony likes to blend badges with iconic cars of 70s cinema, Mark admires the Polish Headhunter and the baggage that it may come with, and Kristin is just sick of us and bails.

The gang is all here to preview the TFC roster for the upcoming season, look ahead to the first match v FC Dallas, sorta preview the MLS season, discuss some kits again, react to the USWNT lawsuit victory, talk #CanWNT tournament results, some CONCACAF Champions League, all with a likely unhealthy dose of malarkey. In this episode Mark and Tony race to fill an acronym with something wholly inappropriate, Kristin knows the difference between trophies and authors, and Duncan knows his El Salvadorian captains.

The gang is all here to talk about #TFClive departures of Jozy and Auro Jr., talk some CONCACAF CCL, some #CanWNT tournament news, some #CanPL talk and the usual malarkey. In this episode Tony knows his geography, Kristin couldn't get the name a tournament correct (which no one caught), Mark smugly edited corrections in of said tournament and Duncan can hardly resist an ad-free kit.

The gang is all here to discuss the potential current #TFClive roster mixed in with departures and arrivals, look ahead to continental Champions League, recap the completion of a 9 point World Cup Qualifying cycle and the win over El Salvador, talk some #CanWNT and their upcoming tournament, and a plethora of malarkey. In this episode Mark repeatedly helps out Kristin with her Wordles, Duncan makes a dramatic entrance, Kristin still doesn't have any insider news on the Jamaica game (allegedly) and Tony's mixology suggestion is haunting and gross no matter who it's named after.

The gang is all here to discuss, gush, riff and reflect on the greatness that was 6 magical World Cup Qualifying points as #CanMNT defeated Honduras and the US, talk some TFC stuff, and malarkey in vast quantity. In this episode, Kristin is back for the whole thing, Mark questions people's street parking hunting behaviours, Tony's not a journalist anymore and Duncan had a birthday.

The gang is all here to cover probably too much with #CanMNT in Honduras, followed by hosting the US, #TFClive transfers and signings, some #CanWNT news and malarkey to fill out the show. In this episode Mark has terrible ideas for random super powers, Duncan names a new soccer club and Tony's catchphrase is uttered at the wrong time.

The gang is mostly here to cover a relatively thin show so we'll try to keep it short(er than usual) to discuss Phonzie and Arfield with the #CanMNT, cover an unusually high amount of transfer news, a bit of #TFClive news of incomings and outgoings and a bunch of high grade malarkey. In this episode Mark rebrands a seasonal delicacy, Duncan does a deep dive into Swiss actors and Tony discovers a new sauce for his mixed drink of choice.

The gang is mostly here for the first episode of 2022 to discuss all of the #CanPL drama with moves, resignations and announcements, touch on MLS, and get to the #TFClive comings and goings, and it feels like a lot. In this episode Tony is on absolute fire, Duncan is right on top of the SuperDraft coverage and Mark breaks some news about Arsenal.

The gang is all here to wrap up the year and talk about the 12 Days of Christmas, lists regarding naughty and nice, sitting on Santa's laps and new years resolutions. In this episode, Duncan announces his ground plans, Mark gets sentimental, Kristin asks for new advanced weaponry and Tony calls out Facebook (it makes sense, promise).

The gang is all here to discuss the "drama" (is it?) in TFC Land, recap MLS Cup and talk expansion draft silliness, and the first of (seemingly) 15 drafts, recap the CanPL awards and much more malarkey. In this episode, Tony was broadsided about Ron Perlman trivia, Kristin has a new favourite Norwegian side, Mark thinks he is live reporting from Charlotte (he's not) and Duncan is on lead trombone.

The gang is all here to talk TFC and the departures, MLS Cup preview-ish and their new reserve league, #CanWNT awards, honours and transfers, #CanPL season wrapup and weekend ongoings, as well as the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan sees the 'feminism' in the olden days, Kristin tries not to destroy Duncan with her mind, Tony sees wrestling (but who doesn't) and Mark explains the Grey Cup finalists for everyone in relative terms.

The gang is mostly here to talk a bunch of #CanMNT news, general Hamilton news (more than you'd expect), talk some #CanWNT in Mexico, talk about some awards handed out, discuss #TFClive coaching and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin burns the city of her birth, Duncan has been practising his accent for years and Mark makes no commissions from his sales pitch whatsoever.

The gang is all here to discuss the expansion of BMO field, some #CanPL, the announced #CanWNT matches against Mexico, the end of #TFClive's season against the Snowflakes in V-Cup final action, personnel changes and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan wouldn't mind getting fired again, Mark figured out technology for the betterment of the show (debatable), Tony felt like getting put out of work, and Kristin is here two weeks in a row!

The gang is all here to talk about THOSE games in Edmonton with the Canadian Men's National Team and their successes, and some of the stuff that barely matters in scope, for real. In this episode, Duncan gives a shout out to the Colorado School of Mines, Mark called it a scheme (how could he!??!), Tony remembers a transit mascot, Kristin says nice things under personal discomfort.

The gang is mostly here to talk about the winding down of Canadian Premier League, Season 3, #CanMNT talk ahead of their qualifiers in sunny, exotic Edmonton this weekend, MLS season wrap up, #TFClive vs DC United and the final game of Justin Morrow, as well as other malarkey. In this episode, Kristin "has been detained", Tony works the SuperChat (and it's about time), Mark is enthralled at the idea of a 'Scunny Bunny' (and it's not a derogatory label that we're aware of), and Duncan picking up the scraps that the substitute host kept missing (like a damn pro).

The gang is mostly here to touch on the ongoings of various cups and their progress, take a look at some badges, run amok without the usual host, preview TFC and the final match of the season, and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Tony has the correct Captain America licensing idea, Kristin isn't here, Mark brags about going to cup matches (of course he would), Kristin is absent, Duncan sees a wind-up key in the badge (which he isn't wrong about) and Kristin couldn't make it tonight.

The gang is partially here this week, but that allows us to welcome back SuperSub&tm; James Grossi to the show to discuss some #CanPL updates, #CanMNT games in Edmonton, #CanWNT games in Ottawa and Montreal, talk a little FIFA madness, recap the sadness of #TFClive, talk some money, give our guest the floor and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin posits the benefits of a long-ass episode at the end, Mark explains the madness with a pro wrestling metaphor and James reinforces that this show is somehow suitable for children.

The gang is all here to recap (and ultimately gush) about the #CanMNT Qualifying matches over the last week, talk about Bulgaria for some reason, look ahead to Toronto and their match vs Atlanta, and the usual malarkey. In this episode Duncan is praised for his wisdom, Mark comes clean about something, Kristin gets democratically outvoted about a known fact and Tony, surprisingly, is real.

The gang is all here to discuss the ongoing qualification for the Men's 2022 World Cup in Qatar with three upcoming matches, discuss scarves and even GIVE AWAY A SCARF!, review the TFC vs. Chicago match and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin tries to get away with catfishing the rest of the panel, Duncan nails the catch phrase for the new guy, Mark states the blatantly obvious and Tony informs everyone that he threw up once.

The gang is all here to recap a pile of games we missed a few weeks before (apologies), a bunch of #CanPL news, CONCACAFing of the highest echelons, TFC recaps and looking ahead to Chicago, and the usual silliness. In this episode Mark nearly gets paid on a terrible bet,Tony leans into CONCACAF's motto, Kristin thinks this was a short show (ha!), and Duncan likely supports all the Yorks but none of the "New" ones.

The gang is "all" here to talk #CanMNT glory, #CanPL recaps, #VCup matchups, CONCACAF Qualifying, #TFClive review of Cincinnati, previews of Miami and Nashville and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark expresses his shame and envy involving national anthems, Kristin announces personal cloning, Tony says hello and Duncan suggests a novel way to earn some points for the rest of the season.

The gang is all here to talk about the World Cup Qualifiers reviewing matches vs Honduras and the US, and looking ahead to El Salvador, how Rochester, NY lacks both rage and rhinos, as well as some #TFClive preview against WKRP in Cincinnati. In this episode Kristin endures the bullshit of the patriarchy (again), Duncan grew up without a cross border athletic rivalry in his hometown, Mark offered a better rebrand than what was offered and Tony felt both attacked for his choice of kit.

The gang is all here to talk #CanMNT upcoming qualifiers and rosters, some MLS recap, review TFC vs. Montreal, reminisce about the equally bad ol' days, and the usual silliness. In this episode Mark predicts revenge, Tony can't go to football unless it fits a certain temperature, Kristin wears both her heart and her mic on her sleeve and Duncan declares Spanish not a national language.

The gang is all here to talk #CanMNT TV rights (because), some Voyageurs Cup results, League 1 Ontario clubs, Tajon Buchanan, and the Toronto FC mess unfolding revisiting the Atlanta and Miami matches as well as looking ahead to Montreal on the weekend, and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin sums up the scene with an odd noise, Duncan has all but pledged allegiance to his new club, Mark is trying to get a few things over (what else is new) and Tony knows exactly who to keep on retainer.

The gang is all here to celebrate the #CanWNT and their Olympic Gold Medal (right?!?!), talk some #CanMNT dates, talk some Messi, review #TFClive and their matches vs NYCFC and Philadelphia, and look ahead to New England and Atlanta, and the usual malarkey with "bonus" technical issues that the editor couldn't be arsed this time to fix (you'll hear it). In this episode Kristin gives Labbe the most specific and accurate nickname possible, Duncan talks about Greece without the usual overtones, Tony burns Vancouver (too easy) and Mark takes a nickname and then gets Bastard Proof'd into objecting to it just as quickly.

The gang is all here to talk #CanMNT and the Gold Cup, #CanWNT in the Olympics gold medal match, review one and preview twoTFC matches, and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin can't be a food truck empire (it makes sense, promise), Duncan reflexively references Back to the Future, Tony is abhorred by cheese acquisition and Mark is still dealing with his PTSD.

The gang is all here to talk about #CanMNT Gold Cup quarter finals, #CanWNT Olympic knockouts, review #TFClive Chicago game and preview Philadelphia and Nashville, and malarkey galore. In this episode, Mark suggests a new tradable thing in MLS, Duncan is given a localized proper pronunciation, Tony goes for some Crystal Light jingles and Kristin may owe one panelist some violence when we all get back together.

The gang is all here to talk about #CanMNT Gold Cup adventures, preview #CanWNT Olympic adventures, V-Cup format, review #TFClive Orlando, preview (day of recording) New York Red Bulls and Chicago games, and the usual silliness. In this episode, Kristin can't stop going on about things being shiny, Tony is really concerned about South American food authorities, Mark adjusts his insults based on its audience, and Duncan pines for the olden days of eastern Europe for his own reasons.

The gang is mostly here to discuss #CanMNT and their Gold Cup adventure, talk about the CanPL and the Wibble and the players ongoing fight to unionize, wrap up those 'other' continental tournaments, preview #OrlandoCity, the return of Jozy and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark isn't editing shit, Duncan unfurls a new song verse and Kristin leads us all in mispronunciation (day of recording because tomorrow it all came out officially official).

The gang is all here to discuss the latest from the #CanPL and the ongoings in The Wibble, the retirement of #CanWNT legend Diana Matheson, #CanMNT Gold Cup previews, #TFClive post mortems of DC (sad) and New England (happy), cover the old coach's departure, Euro stuff and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan wants success and failure at the same time (I think), Kristin powers through another segment against all efforts, Mark brings up shenanigans in Belarus and Tony goes for an all time geopolitical footballing pun.

The gang is all here to talk the opening weekend in the #CanPL "Wibble", talk some Euro 2020 results and knockouts, discuss #TFClive and the current state of the side, and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin's silence really messes with them, Duncan has some very good livestock-based advice, Mark breaks out an impression of a podcaster, and Tony's analogy of Toronto FC is oddly and uncomfortably accurate.

The gang is all here to talk a bunch of #CanPL news as the Winnipeg bubble (a.k.a. The Wibble) is set to start this weekend, talk about the #CanWNT Olympics roster reveal, cover Euro 2020 and predict the knockouts, recap our predictions from the Nashville match, talk about Orlando, look ahead to Cincinnati this weekend, and the usual malarkey. In this episode Tony brands Peterborough's future ground, Mark gets into font analysis (sorry), Kristin plays a subtle extortion card for someone's spouse and Duncan straight-up forgot the name of a Canadian legend.

All new Vocal Minority Podcast, Ep. 301, where we talk #CanPL awards, MLS expansion and fines, #TFClive stuff and enough banter to fill nearly four hours (kidding... really, kidding).

The gang is mostly here to discuss the #CanMNT v US from forever ago, #CanPL awards review, talk some major moves and review #TFClive and their roster moves to date, as well as the usual insanity.

Some of the gang is in attendance, along with special guest Podcasting’s Duane Rollins to talk the match against the Crew, talk politics of the Iron Front again, discuss #CanPL’s dubious marketing schemes, the NWSL making the big time of TSN and look ahead to concacaf league excitement, the Montreal game and some of the usual […]

The gang is once again 75% here to review the dullness of the Vancouver game, look ahead to the Sporks game, get into all the CanPL and World Cup stuff, welcome an old friend back, and get to talk about way too many depressing social issues stopping us from sticking to sports, and Omar Gonzalez. […]

The gang is once again 75% here (though the 75% in question is a surprising one) to review the mess against San Jose, look ahead to Vancouver, talk robots, Chick Fil A, the leagues cup stupidity, look forward to the world cup and a bunch of other vaguely relevant stuff. In this episode, Duncan gets […]

The gang is mostly all here, remotely, to talk the game against Philly, talk some Canadian footy, some #CanPL, some MLS shenanigans and the usual. In this episode, Mark admits to tummy butterflies, Duncan has an idea for a scheduled trade announcement and Kristin goes for two puns in a row. After a discussion, we […]

The gang is all here to review the mess against CA Independiente, look ahead to Philadelphia, talk #CanPL, MLS and usual silliness. In this episode, Duncan takes it to a sad place with his correlation, Tony channels his inner dog food (it’ll make sense), Kristin admirably pushes through and Mark has a new button. After […]

We are family, I’ve got all my sisters with me, as Sister Sledge said, so surely the Vocal Minority family would all be gathered together for this special family day episode, right? Nope. Apparently family isn’t important to Mark and Tony as they didn’t show up for this one, heartless bastards. Good news though is […]

The gang is all here and not a minute to spare as they cover Seba’s departure, Altidore’s situation, signings both new and speculative and the usual insanity. In this episode, Duncan’s got all the new classics to sing about, Tony brings up family, Kristin tries to keep us on time and Mark just wants to […]

The gang is half here with special guest with Waking the Red contributor Jeffrey Nesker (@JeffreyPNesker) to discuss pending at the time of recording departures, already departed and newly acquired TFC members, some #CanPL, some MLS and the usual sillies. In this episode, neither Kristin, Mark nor Jeffrey got to talk about a departure to […]

Hello and welcome to the latest bumper episode (shorter than that new TSN one, ha!) where we review the sadness of Victor Vazquez leaving, review the awesomeness of the MLS Superdraft,talk more Canadian Premier League and a bunch more, featuring supersub Duane Rollins. In this episode, Duane reveals the childhood ignorance that led to a […]

Welcome to season bloody 6 of the vocal minority podcast, where everything’s shiny and new. There’s new GM’s, new players and new schedules to talk about, as well as MLS stuff, and some CPL signings and new nicknames. In this episode, Kristin’s focused exclusively on the US market, Tony has all the Marcus Haber facts […]

The gang is all here for the finale of Series 1* to talk more Ottawa Fury drama, some MLS playoff structure news, some TFC stuff and more. In this episode Kristin throws stuff at Tony and Duncan, Mark calls Duncan a bastard, Tony piles on with Duncan and somehow Duncan was on fire. * denotes […]

The gang is all here to talk MLS Cup, drafts of various levels of interest/excitment (medium-low to low), talk some #CanWNT, Canadian Premier League, and some more. In this episode, Duncan can’t give a complement, Kristin can’t name some clubs, Mark can’t stop blurting out countries and Tony can’t believe he predicted the correct scoreline. […]

The gang is all here to talk MLS Playoffs, some Canadian Premier League signings (yay!), your #MOMSCCL live cup draw and the usual insanity. In this episode, Duncan gets nasty (ow!), Kristin gets violent (duh!), Mark gets confused (duh?) and Tony gets saucy (oooh!). Join us for the Mississauga Metrostars home opener Saturday, December 8th, […]

The gang is all here to discuss some more Canadian National Team issues, talk about the MLS roster releases, MLS Playoffs, Canadian Premier League stuff and some *gasp!* Toronto FC news! In this episode, Tony is in person, Duncan is in Uruguay, Mark is in a groove and Kristin is in trouble with WSIB (almost). […]

The gang is all here to talk some Canadian National Teams results, discuss departures and talk some rumours, and the usual silliness. In this episode, Kristin really isn’t impressed with Calgary, Tony won’t tell us where he’s calling from, Mark expresses limited love for the NFL and Duncan is either a magnet or magnate. This […]

The gang is all here to discuss some MLS Playoffs, a bunch of Canadian footie news and much more malarkey than necessary. In this episode, Duncan is the videographer, Mark is the wizard, Tony is the remote correspondent and Kristin gets distracted easily. Note: There may have been some audio issues throughout the recording. We’ll […]

The gang is mostly here and we’re joined by author of Come On You Reds, The Athletic’s Joshua Kloke (@joshuakloke) where we discuss the book, MLS Playoffs, some domestic footballing news a little TFC and the usual madness. In this episode Josh talks about his book, Duncan is in the book, Kristin is also in […]

The gang is all here to review the win over the “class of the league” Atlanta, lament the season, discuss some Halloween, and more malarkey per minute than usual. In this episode Mark “attempts” to “interview” a supporter from Las Vegas Lights FC, Duncan tries to make a deal for the season, Kristin knows sandwiches […]

The gang is mostly here to record remotely to reflect on the Vancouver match, look ahead to DC and Montreal, talk all senior Canadian National Teams, talk some MLS and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin still hates Canada, Mark suffered a power outage during the recording (can you tell where?) and Duncan reflects […]

The gang is mostly here to recap a pile of games, look ahead to Vancouver, talk some more #CanPL, Canadian National Team news and more. In this episode, Duncan and Mark lose their shit and Kristin shocks the world when she piles on. This episode is always and forever brought to you by Giovinco.ca for […]

The gang is all in attendance to discuss the crazy match vs LA Galaxy, look ahead to the NYRB, avoid the Campeones Cup, Captain Tsubasa’s dominance of late and more. In this episode, Tony explains levels of ‘Roy’, Mark could put an eye out, Kristin is all about the ‘raps’, Duncan reminds us quickly on […]

Most of the gang is here to talk about the Ottawa CPL situation, discuss MLS news, review the #CanMNT game against the US Virgin Islands, look ahead to Zlatanmania and much more. In this episode, Kristin keeps control early, and Tony and Mark disagree over percentages. This episode is always and forever brought to you […]

Three of the four are here to reminisce over the messes that were Portland and LA, talk some #CanPL stuff *cough*Ottawa*cough*, talk some national team stuff, and try to guess the next steps for Toronto. In this episode,Mark failed to prepare for the sound cues and Tony is frustrated with herons and Kristin was the […]

The gang is mostly here to review the game against the Cheesemakers, look ahead to Portland and Zombie Chivas, as well as all the stupid things we missed out on that came out shortly after we recorded (Austin, supporters group bannings). In this episode, Duncan destroys a bathroom, Mark tries to sneak in a plausible […]

The gang is all here to talk V-Cup glories, the San Jose disappointments, look ahead to the weekend Cheesemakers match, #CanPL talk, and more. In this episode Mark imagined a bunch of shit that wasn’t true, Tony mentions a dice game a bunch, Duncan gives a solid stare down and Kristin changes tune once the […]

The gang is mostly here to review V-Cup drama out west and the Pizza Rats, look ahead to the V-Cup second leg and San Jose, talk Canada stuff and usual silliness. In this episode, nobody went to the NYCFC match; Kristin didn’t go due to work, Duncan didn’t go due to drinking, and Mark didn’t […]

The gang is all here to talk the comeback against Atlanta, look ahead to V-Cup Final first leg with Vancouver, the weekend’s match against the pizza rats, spend more time talking about Austin Bold, and the usual insanity. In this episode, Tony does a voice over for a segment, Duncan regales a swimming tale, Kristin […]

Most of the gang is here to talk the second edition of Groundhog Week as we recap the V-Cup victory over Ottawa (again), weekend victory over Chicago (again), look ahead to Atlanta, some #CanPL talk and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan’s rebranding a league, Mark seemingly cops out on Vanney Tactics and Kristin […]

The gang is mostly here with our special guest from The TFC Report, Oliver Platt (@plattoli) to review Ottawa and Chicago, look ahead to Ottawa and Chicago (again, ugh), discuss MLS transfers, #CanPL news, and more fire references than we’re used to. In this episode, Kristin mad, Duncan pins his hopes on a new Chad, […]

The gang is mostly here with everyone’s favourite SuperSub™ James Grossi (@grawsee) to discuss the mess of Orlando, wrap-up the World Cup, talk #CanPL, talk TFC and look ahead to V-Cup Tie with Ottawa as well as away to Chicago. In this episode James has the answer, Mark is OK with it, Duncan is homesick […]

The gang is mostly here to recap the mess in Minnesota, the draw in KC, look ahead to Orlando, talk #CanPL, World Cup semis and other things. In this episode Duncan finally admits he isn’t watching and wallows in misery of his countrymen, Kristin ruins pronunciations and Mark gets far more introspective than necessary. This […]

The gang is mostly here and remote for this one where we talk the match against the Energy Drinks, preview (time of recording) Minnesota and the Sporks of KC, talk some Canadian Premier League, and the usual silliness. In this episode, Mark discusses the real estate market in a player’s head, Duncan knows who he’d […]

The gang is all here to discuss World Cup 2018, a wee bit of DC United, look ahead to NYCFC and look waaaay ahead to Canada 2026. In this episode, Kristin nearly earns a spit take, Mark admits to being selfish (finally), Duncan reveals an obvious World Cup hang-up and Tony deals in fine Persian […]

Mostly everyone is here and a bunch of others that we’re not as familiar with as we’re being recorded for a documentary. Like video recorded. Like lighting and two cameras and proper equipment and shit. So to help out, we’ve basically taken on the role of a retrospective from a supporters point of view. (Don’t […]

The gang is mostly here to review the CONCACAFing of FC Dallas, look ahead to Columbus, talk some #CanPL, some #CanWNT and the usual. In this episode, Kristin disappoints by going too far with quotes, Mark apologizes for years of pennant disappointment, and Duncan gets disappointed for not getting a finger in his mouth. This […]

The gang is all here to review the Orlando match, look ahead to FC Dallas, talk some #CanPL, some Labbe, and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Tony does an impressive animal impersonation, Kristin has all the Portland facts, Mark presses buttons real good-like, and Duncan responds to New Duncan. This episode is always and […]

The gang is mostly in to discuss the Seattle and New England matches, look ahead to Orlando, review MLS salaries, talk some #CanPL and the usual malarkey. In this episode Kristin has given up on the tactics, Mark clarifies what a ‘nonagon’ is, and New Duncan gives Tony his player to watch. This episode is […]

The gang is half here and joined this week by SuperSub(TM) Duane Rollins (@24thminute) to review the Philadelphia match, look ahead to Seattle and New England, talk Stephanie Labbe/USL debacle, some CanPL stuff, and much more. In this episode, Duane told us so, Kristin praises maturity, Duane told us so, you can count on Mark, […]

Most of the gang is here to review the adventure of your #MOMSCCL, the match against Chicago, look ahead to Philadelphia, talks some Canadian Premier League and the usual silliness. In this episode, Mark gives his impassioned Yelp review, Duncan steals his own joke and Kristin predicts the whole Alan Gordon thing – again. Give […]

The gang is all here to reflect on two games, look ahead to two games (one of which is done but listen to find out which one!), talk #CanPL and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark is getting rebranded due to pressure, Kristin loves buzzwords, Tony wants to win Chicago Fire Man of the […]

Most of the gang is caught in the interwebz to discuss a ton of games by reviewing Club America and Colorado, look ahead to Chivas and Houston, and much more. In this episode, Mark promotes vacationing in central Asia, Kristin finally comes clean to a fetish and Duncan reinforces his ‘streetness’. Give us any rating […]

The gang is all here to talk RSL and Club America match reviews, look ahead to more Club America, and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark is discusses the Clan (or Clansmen), Duncan calls for a collapse, Tony is adamant of the Club America nickname and Kristin telegraphs her man of the match selection […]

Most of the gang is here to review the #CanMNT against New Zealand, look ahead to the games against Real Salt Lake and Club America, talk a bit of TFC II and an interview with TFC eSports pro Philip Ralke @PhilB94_. In this episode, Kristin gets a few religious references in, Duncan does all the […]

The gang is all here to review the ‘performance’ in Montreal, discuss #CanWNT keeper Labbe’s new club, look ahead to the #CanMNT match against New Zealand and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan rages for the Belgians, Kristin gets her serious discussion (finally!), and Tony & Mark workshop a bunch of new voice-over/sound effect […]

Holy crap you guys, we made it. Officially episode 200 (stupid story and a terrible idea)! The gang is all here to talk your #MomsCCL matches vs Tigres, look ahead to the St. Patrick’s day clash versus the Cheesemakers, Wins & Losses, and a metric crap ton of reflection to the point of absurdity. In […]

The gang is mostly here and completely remote for this one as they cover the home opener against Columbus, look ahead to Tigres, talk Algarve Cup and the #CanWNT and the usual silliness. In this episode, Mark loses his mind with technology, Kristin loses her bravery against the elements, Duncan believes in groundskeeper gamesmanship and […]

The gang is mostly here to talk CCL second leg against Colorado, look ahead to Tigres next round, first kick against Columbus, talk some Canadian national team and the usual silliness. In this episode, Duncan is sick, Mark is delirious (with forgetting and misnaming things) and Kristin gets excessively vulgar. Give us any rating on […]

The gang is mostly here to discuss CONCACAF Champions Bracket (our term) in Colorado, discuss the TFC Big Breakfast, talk a little #CanWMNT and look ahead to the return leg on Tuesday against the Rapids. In this episode Duncan is particularly mean, Mark gets a bit controlling and Kristin sees her mood deflate from season […]

The gang is all here to discuss some Canada national program stuff, discuss player transfers, look at some TFC and it’s sequel TFC II, as well as the usual silliness. In this episode, Duncan loves Go Station names, Mark loves ailments shared between animals and people, Tony loves geography puns and Kristin loves goalkeepers. Give […]

The gang is mostly here and is joined by SuperSubTM James Grossi (@grawsee) to talk the SuperDraft, review international news, TFC roster shifts and TFC II schedule discussion. In this episode, Mark does the fun part, Duncan is in mourning, James channels the gaffer and Kristin has her sticker dreams ruined. Give us any rating on […]

After last week’s momentous news, Mark had to rest his hamstring so is SuperMissing for this SuperEpisode. Tony? well, we’ll let you know when he can make one. Kristin and Duncan bravely soldier on though, helped out by SuperSub Duane Rollins. Nothing big to talk about this week, so instead we talk about a bunch […]

We ring in the new year three quarters of the gang and with more rage than anticipated as we discuss the Soccer Canada shuffle, the TFC schedule, a Canadian Premier League announcement and the usual silliness. In this episode Mark cannot stop swearing, Kristin cannot even and Duncan cannot guarantee his attendance at games. Give […]

The gang is mostly here to review the season as a whole, discuss signings and un-signings (at time of recording) and look ahead to the CONCACAF Champions League tournament with the reveal of the opening draw. In this episode, Mark doesn’t know the difference between initials (see note below), Duncan rebrands a giant of Mexican […]

The gang is all here to bask in the glow of the victory and record a championship edition of the podcast. In this episode, Duncan throws shade at the lazy keeper, Mark throws shade at a suit’s participation, Tony throws shade at drafts and Kristin throws shade at Kristin. Give us any rating on iTunes, […]

The gang is all here for this episode where we review the second leg vs. Columbus, look ahead to OMG MLS CUP!!!11!!11!, talk MLS announcements and the usual. In this episode, Mark forgot to toggle the input (which is why it sounds like a tin can, apologies), Tony channels a famous dip for insulation, Duncan […]

The gang’s all here to discuss the acceptable result against the Crew, talk Michael Bradley’s post game comments, look ahead to the return leg and the usual insanity. In this episode Kristin gets violent with vegetables, Mark calls out Kristin for making unnecessary noise that the mics picked up, Duncan picks a hybrid man of […]

Everyone is here to discuss the international news of the week, look ahead to the first leg of the semi-finals against Columbus and the usual lunacy. In this episode Kristin claims to be the best Canadian, Mark flexes his Swedish, Duncan reveals his approach to Turkey and Tony offends some of the other 200+ nations […]

The gang is mostly here as we review the mess that was the second leg against New Jersey, look waaaaay ahead to Columbus, and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan outs and shames a friend over theatre, Kristin reads emojis and Mark brings it back to what Garber would hate the most. Give us […]

The gang mostly here for this Halloween recording to talk the victory of New York Red Bulls, look ahead to the second leg, talk MLS award nominees and the usual silliness. In this episode, Mark goes to the washroom, Duncan discusses horror movie tropes and Kristin stumps the panel in Where Are They Now like […]

Mark is away after what we presume was an unfortunate 69 accident, but supersub/company man James Grossi joins the rest of the gang for the nicest episode ever.  James advocates for more attention to be given to the people in the press box, Duncan has plenty of ideas for the future of the Trillium Cup, […]

The gang is mostly in attendance as we talk Montreal, look ahead to Atlanta and the usual stuff and things. In this episode, Duncan rage-reports, Kristin confuses her hockey anthems and Mark gets a bit crazy with the reverb. Give us any rating on iTunes, when you get a chance. It would help immensely. Click […]

The gang is all here to talk Canada exhibitions, look ahead to the final home game against Montreal, talk World Cup qualifiers and much more. In this episode, Duncan isn’t as sunny as usual, Kristin actually does slur her words, Mark offers advice and sympathy to all listeners who are going to get questions about […]

Most of the gang is in attendance to talk about the game against Red Bulls, look ahead to Canada v El Salvador, and the usual silliness. In this episode, Kristin imposes her pro-Morrow views upon the panel, Duncan predicts a supporter-pocalypse and Mark clarifies a last name pronunciation. Give us any rating on iTunes, when […]

The gang is half here with VMP SuperSub™ James Grossi (@grawsee) where we play a rousing version of Where Are They Now with special guest, former TFC and Canada keeper David Monsalve(!) (@davidamonsalve), as well as review the bizarre past week of games against Montreal and New England, look ahead to Red Bulls and the […]

The gang is all here and Tony is running the show for this one to review San Jose, look ahead to Los Angeles, hypothesize the future and the usual #bants. In this episode, Kristin dissents, Mark went for dryness instead of looseness, Tony offers everyone a delicious PB Pahong and Duncan takes a swing at […]

The gang is all here to talk some Canada v Jamaica, look ahead to the game against San Jose, some TFC Chat and the usual silliness. In this episode, Mark flirts with the future, Tony tries to create a new segment, Kristin tries to sucker the others into agreeing with her and Duncan makes two […]

The gang is all here to review Philadelphia and Montreal games, look ahead to the Canada men’s game against Jamaica, and the usual stuff and things. In this episode, Kristin does a head motion to describe an action in an audio-only presentation, Tony made a mess with his analysis, Duncan tests out Mark’s triggers and […]

The gang is mostly here and are joined by Waking The Red writer and friend of the south end Tej Sahota (@boatical) where we review the Chicago match, look ahead to Montreal, discuss the ‘greatest team of all time’ moniker and the usual silliness.  In this episode, Mark floats a segment rename, Duncan flexes his […]

75% of the gang is in attendance for this one as they cover Portland, look ahead to Chicago and Philadelphia, talk ticket renewals and the usual malarkey. In this episode Mark debunks bad lists and marketing, Duncan speaks his mind about misleading promises and Kristin recommends a player sticking to his other career Give us […]

The gang is all here but separately as they record from their personal abodes to cover the DC United match, look ahead to Portland, talk VAR and the usual nonsense. In this episode, Tony has strong opinions about Luxembourgish players, Kristin goes back on her own rules about Man of the Match awards, Mark apparently […]

The gang is mostly here with special guest from The Athletic – Toronto, TFC beat writer Joshua Kloke (@joshuakloke)to talk the thumping of New York, look ahead to a thumping in DC (mostly), talk All-Star Game, VAR, CBC and other acronyms. In this episode, Duncan flaunts his rarely-bridled pessimism, Kristin may hate Canada but loves […]

The gang is all here to review the Gold Cup adventure, conduct an autopsy of the NYCFC and Colorado matches, look ahead to more NYCFC, and much more. In this episode, Tony crushes a theatre pun, Duncan tries to soften an trolling on Kristin with something she would favour, Kristin gives a Canadian rocker a […]

The gang is all here to discuss the glory of the Canadian Men’s National Team in the Gold Cup, talk some TFC administrative news and preview two games against NYCFC and Colorado. In this episode Duncan might know a Jamaican, Mark names his Canadian NBA centers, Tony wants Pele to pay for a wall, and […]

In this episode, the gang is all present to interview their second president in 2017 as Canadian Premier League President Paul Beirne (@Paulbeirne) joins them to discuss his time at Toronto FC, a little bit of Brighton Hove & Albion, and ask the “hard-hitting questions” (as best as we could) about the CPL. In this […]

The regular gang really needs to work on stretching their hamstrings in warm up as Mark joins Tony on the sideline. Fortunately Duane Rollins got his metaphorical kit on in the metaphorical cab over to the studio and joined us as a late supersub. We discuss the Voyageurs Cup awesomeness, the less than awesomeness that was […]

Most of the gang is in attendance as they discuss the game against the Revolution, preview the V-Cup Final second leg against Montreal, preview the weekend match against Mark Hinkley’s FC Dallas, a little bit of Gold Cup talk and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Duncan buries one of the Ninja Turtles, and Kristin […]

Most of the gang is in studio to discuss the DC match, talk Canada men’s national side, Cyle Larin, and look ahead to Montreal and New England. In this episode, Duncan explains the goalkeeper gestures by Kristin, Kristin wants to rescue a goalkeeper, and Mark tries to lure a goalkeeper with a compelling burrito argument. […]

The gang is all here for this one to round up (sort of) the triumvirate of Canada national team matches, look ahead to DC tomorrow and give our mid-season awards. In this episode, Mark votes for Cooper twice, Duncan tries to split hairs with his best team selection, Kristin has all the legal interpretations for […]

This week, we cover the slapping of Ottawa, the smashing by New England, talk Canada’s national teams and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark explains has a chart comparison on the types of game days, Kristin gets philosophically dirty in her intro and Duncan expertly spots new turf. Give us any rating on iTunes, […]

In this episode we review two and look ahead to two more, between the thumping of Columbus, the regrets of Ottawa, look ahead to Ottawa and New England, talk of first team absences and much more. In this episode, Duncan, Kristin and Tony attempt to silence Mark permanently. Give us any rating on iTunes, when […]

Tony makes a triumphant return to the podcast this week, though sadly Mark takes his traditional Victoria day break #MarkHatesQueenVictoria, so it’s still a 3 person show. We get to go over the end of the winning streak with the draw in Harrison as well as look ahead to the Ottawa game (Yes, yes I […]

Most of the group is here to talk about the crap of the Columbus game, the bizarre Minnesota match, look ahead to the match on Friday against the energy drinks of New Jersey and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark does a TV personality impersonation, Kristin impersonates a random French defender, and Duncan tells […]

We’ve got most of the gang back to review two games, look forward to two more, get hyped about the Canadian Premier League, told a rumour about a player’s return for next season, and the rest of the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark makes a killer Irish rock music pun, Kristin suggests a late-night […]

Some of the gang is still on vacation, so we’re joined by SuperSubTM Duane Rollins (@24thminute) to discuss the Houston match, look ahead to Orlando and Seattle, some salary talk and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark forgets to his record for part of it (we didn’t lose anything), Duane nails the Orlando sound […]

We have not one, but two substitutions this week as SuperSubTM from MLSsoccer.com/reddit/&James$Grossi.net.org/~soccer/mls/soccer-mls.php&lang=en James Grossi (@grawsee) and TFC Talk’s Steve Gennaro (@_sgennaro) join us to reflect on the game against Chicago, look ahead to Houston and other random malarkey. In this episode, James habla espanol, Kristin rebrands Houston with the best name possible, Steve expresses disappointment […]

Three out of four podcasters agree on showing up to talk about the Columbus match, injuries, the upcoming Chicago match and talk with special guest Brian Smith (@olearyscowfc) from Spitting Fire (obligatory web and twitter). In this episode, Kristin questions an Albanian interpretation of cinema, Mark questionably speculates what’s changed from last season, Duncan questions a DP’s […]

The gang is all here to reflect on the Atlanta match, look ahead to Columbus, discuss the pending World Cup bid and much more. In this episode, Duncan points out Tony’s incorrectness, Tony is making hand gesture Venn diagrams, Kristin tries to break Mark and Mark nearly breaks. Are you a CanSoc/CPL fanboy too? Give […]

In part two of this very special episode, TFC President Bill Manning is subjected to more questions regarding MLS and the CPL. In this episode, Tony gets a story about a mascot on a motorcycle, Kristin’s poor table suffers another spill, Mark indirectly gets some dirt on Carlos Valderrama, Duncan talks about pizza, and Bill […]

In part one of this very special episode, we talk a bit about the game against Sporting KC and then it’s all TFC President Bill Manning in studio to talk about his history in the game as a player, his time at RSL and starting at TFC. In this episode, Duncan asks about a CFL […]

This episode has three of us. We talk about Canada, Sporting KC and other stuff. In this episode Tony, Mark and Duncan were present. Kristin’s not here so you don’t need to give us 5-stars on iTunes! Click here to listen to episode 179

The gang is all accounted for to review the Vancouver match, talk about the Season Seat Holder ticket package, enjoy the international break, some Canada news and much more. In this episode Kristin plans to use the club scarf to go with her fancywear, Mark opens up about how VHS tracking ruined his youth, Duncan […]

We swap out Tony for Mark in this episode for a consistent 75% attendance where we discuss the Philadelphia match, look forward to Vancouver, talk about the ESPN MLS Players Anonymous Survey, Voyageurs Cup changes and a BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! In this episode, Mark does his Endoh impersonation from the weekend, Kristin rebrands a new player […]

Mark ‘Tugboat’ ‘chuckles’ Hinkley is still on a boat, if he survives he’ll be back next week so once again join us for 3/4 of your favourite podcast, this week with an actual honest to goodness meaningful game to talk about. We recap that game in sexy Sandy, look ahead to the Philly game, get […]

Mark’s on a boat motherfucker (well he’s on his way to a boat, almost the same thing) so once again it’s a 75% strength podcast for you, reviewing Bill’s big breakfast, previewing the season for TFC and the league as a whole, and looking ahead to the season opener in sexy Sandy, Utah. In this […]

Mark Hinkley’s on strike until TFC finally show us their new kit, goddamnit, but the other 3 are all here and with actual things to talk about this week, Bill Manning being a big meanie to the CPL, pre season stuff and a new signing (Guess where he played? You’ll never believe it but we […]

The gang is all here to talk about the TFC television schedule, Garber’s latest pacifier to Canada, and the first part of the TFC 10 season retrospective. In this episode, Duncan trolls everyone with his choice of Scarborough native Houston Dynamo legend, Tony reveals his animal training methods, Mark has a strange preference on how […]

The gang is all here to reflect on a skint week’s worth of news with some preseason action, some resignings, MLS expansion talk, NASL domestic player rules and much more. In this episode, Tony gives his medical diagnosis, Mark has his own idea what an “option” means (and is clueless on knee ligaments), Duncan designates […]

We welcome back supersub Duane Rollins (@24thminute) to discuss some of the darker and more political news over the last week, Julian de Guzman’s retirement, Seba to China (or not), talk about new signing Chris Mavinga, and a bunch of the usual silliness. In this episode Mark forgot his power cable, Duane knows his MLS, […]

Three fourths of the gang is in attendance to talk alot about a little with Canada friendlies, player movements, TFC player drafts, TFC pre-season and much more. In this episode, Mark likes his clubs a bit gentlemanly, Kristin gets excited over acquisitions and Duncan predicts the top three MLS goal scorers this upcoming season. Here’s […]

Supersub James Grossi (@grawsee) joins the other 75% for this week’s show as they go over Toronto at the SuperDraft and their one pick, touch on recent Canada call-ups and retirements, thoughts on the expanded World Cup, news about the CONCACAF Champions League possible reorganization and the current iteration of the MLS schedule. In this […]

The gang is all refreshed from the break to do a player round-up of the comings and goings and stayings, look ahead to the SuperDraft(TM) and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Kristin has a new rock band/crime fighting show, Duncan solidifies his role as the dangerous one, Mark quotes one of the great poems […]

All of your “favourites” are here, including some “classic” moments, such as : – All the morning zoo’s from around the world – Bad geography puns – Magazine reviews – That time we did that thing – Wrestling puns – Podcaster injuries – Some Mitsou references … And much, much more! Get your Now That’s What I Call […]

In this week’s episode, the whole gang is in tact for the last live podcast of the calendar year where they review the expansion drafts and do their annual team review rundown. In this episode Duncan coughs a lot, Kristin tries to get in on the coughing game, Mark triggers the coughing fits and Tony […]

The gang is all here to reflect on what we endured on Saturday, look ahead to the Expansion Draft (at time of recording because we’re so timely) and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark forces down his celebratory libation, Kristin suggests masochistic relationships, Tony bestows Hagglund with a nickname and Duncan outlines what GAM […]

The gang is all here, because we wouldn’t miss this one for anything. We cover the absolute maddening classic that was the second leg of the Montreal game, look ahead to a Cup final (I know, right), discuss the frustration of tickets, and much more malarkey. In this episode, Mark is still considering a rival […]

The gang is mostly here as Tony secretly enjoys the Grey Cup by himself to review the Montreal game, review the Western Conference final, look ahead to the second leg at home, lament the departure of Jurgen Klinnsman and the usual silliness. In this episode, Kristin is selective with the reigns on the show, Mark […]

The gang is three quarters here to look at the ongoings of Canadian football, preview the Western Conference first leg, talk TFC surveys, get excited for the Montreal match and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark imagines a multi-Preki universe, Kristin mocks those of us with jobs, and Duncan adds a syllable to the […]

The gang is all here in delight of the NYCFC drubbing, look ahead for the rest of the playoffs, and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark sings the best of Patrick Swayze, Tony gets ready for this, Duncan reveals how he was the little brother and Kristin loses it in near-record time. This week’s […]

Most of the gang is in attendance to bask in the glory that is two home playoff dates and two victories against Philadelphia and NYC as well as looking ahead to Sunday’s match against the Pizza Rats. In this episode, Mark assumes the awards given for winning each round of the playoffs, Kristin assumes that […]

The gang is all in as Mark is running the show this week to review the game against Chicago, look ahead to Philadelphia, predict the entire playoffs and so much more. In this episode, Kristin asks a question, Mark gets a bit too pleased with himself, Duncan hears “Corky”, and Tony tries to stop a […]

The gang is all here, and in a bit of an 80s mood more than usual, to review the Montreal match, look ahead to the season finale at home to Chicago as well as the usual silliness. In this episode Tony instigates a metaphorical food fight (again), Kristin throws an un-Kristin-like heinous burn, Mark loves […]

The gang is all present and accounted for (finally!) for some talk about Canada’s national teams, look ahead to Montreal, reflect on the holiday passed and the usual malarkey. In this episode Duncan introduces the concept of the trousers of reason, Kristin channels some goat cheese, Mark has his World Cup dreams dashed again (he […]

Three out of four (it’s still a B+) are in for this one as we reflect on the Orlando and DC matches, speculate on a much clearer playoff picture and much more. In this episode, Duncan represents his hood, Mark learns about his post-season hopes being realized and Kristin trolls you all at the end. […]

Three-quarters of the gang is present as Tony nurses a hang-over to reflect on the game against the Beverages, look ahead to Philadelphia, prematurely look ahead to qualifying for the playoffs and the usual malarkey. In this episode, Mark dares to insult the Union, Kristin brings up animal copulation, and Duncan leaves abruptly, unrelated, in […]

Three quarters of the gang are present with “Super Substitute” James Grossi stepping in to fill the Tony role as they reflect on the victory and elimination of the Canadian Men’s National Team, reflect on the win in Chicago and look forward to the New York Extreme Beverage Energy Drinks on Sunday. In this episode, […]

Mark’s off being traitorous, watching pointyball AND cheering for Hamilton, so we’re down to 3 for this episode.  Sadly we’re also missing the usual sound tech guy, so this one sounds weird at time, sorry about that. We look at the Canada game vs Honduras, and the upcoming El Salvador game, as well as TFC’s trip […]

The gang is all in, some still recovering, talking about the events of the match in Orlando, the match against Montreal, look ahead to the Canadian men’s national team match on Friday, the latest controversy involving supporters and the usual segments and nonsense. In this episode, Kristin’s pun game is on point, Duncan has some […]