Nathan Cleary's busted shoulder is a real concern for the Panthers in this year's Grand final. Roy & HG discuss some ergonomic furniture to maybe help improve Cleary's condition.

This week Kevvy got turfed from coaching the Broncos, unbeknownst to him. At the Dally M's on Wednesday night, Roy, Danika and V'landys re-enacted Kevvy's sacking just for fun.

With the expansion of Rugby League into the pacific and around the world, HG has proposed a Rugby League quad, to deal with the administration and managing the budget of this leap. 

Kalyn Ponga this week made himself unavailable for the Kangaroos tour at the end of the year. Roy proposed a dedicated KRL to uphold the integrity of Rugby League.

Freddy Fittler's genius idea of having a sponsored half-time olimpuks (Olympics) during the NRL grand final is brilliant. Roy & HG conceived some good old fashioned strong man events that could run.

Freddy Fittler has dreamt up an NRL Olympics at half time during the grand final. Roy and HG identified a problem, copyright of the name "Olympics". They have a solution.

After Bulldog Josh Addo-Carr's roadside positive drug test. Roy & HG thought Josh was the victim. How was he to know he could have brushed pass the white powder in the kitchen?

Roy & HG are asking for a root and branch examination of Australian football. The new sponsorship deal for the Matildas may end up with them selling the Matilda name to the Socceroos.

The 11kms of Burwood road Belmore, outside the Bulldogs home ground has been deemed a "no horn honking' zone by the local council. Roy & HG discuss where you can honk legally.

The NRL and V'Landys' consider buying a rugby league plane. Roy and HG discuss the business case of a very fast train. On a Saturday you could see the 3pm game in Brisbane and be back in Sydney for the 8pm game.

Roy and HG discuss this week's BIG news that V'Landys is considering buying a Rugby League plane. An investment into the global expansion of the game.

Roy and HG discuss the role of the bunker and alternative options for it. The current bunker has wildly different interpretations and is driving us all mad.

Wayne Bennett stayed away from Rugby League's hall of fame night. Roy and HG suggested that Wayne was at home fiddling with his chooks.

Roy and HG discuss super coach Craig Bellamy's tactic of the five man gang bite. It puts teams off, but could get him into the Rugby League hall of fame.

Dutton's war on gambling has everybody worried about the survival rugby league. Could Feathers V'landys be the winning ticket? Roy and HG are having an each way bet.

Roy and HG are still riding the high of the Paris Olympic games. The rugby league grand final will feature an Olympic themed half time show. The boys discussed the option of a torch relay weaving through Rugby League country as the lead up.

Live from the Olympics in Paris, looking forward to Brisbane 2032 Roy and HG discuss the slogan that will get Aussies winning gold.

The Bludge comes to you live from the Olympics in Paris. Roy and HG discuss the effect of Aussies winning Olympic gold.

The Bludge comes to you live from the Olympics in Paris. Roy and HG discuss the slogan for Brisbane 2032 Olympic games.

Live from the Olympics in Paris, Roy and HG discuss Matt Denny's bronze medal backstory.

Live from the Olympics in Paris, Eddie McGuire is spending a lot of time by himself. Roy and HG discuss the not so weird ideas he's coming up with.

Live from the Olympics in Paris, Roy and HG discuss the commentary phrases, "risk it for the biscuit", which is an evolution from "it's their time to shine."

Live from the Olympics in Paris, Roy and HG are astounded by Karl's assessment of Paris, full of pervs and sickos! They wonder if this is mere self reflection.

Live from the Olympics in Paris, Roy and HG discuss how important an athlete's backstory is to winning gold.

Live from the Olympics in Paris, Roy and HG discuss age limits for Olympic sports like break dancing, skateboarding and BMX.

The Bludge comes to you live from the Olympics in Paris. Roy and HG speculate about the closing ceremony and the rumour of Tom Cruise being involved.

The Bludge comes to you live from the Olympics in Paris. Roy and HG discuss Matildas' coach Dr Dud, Tony Gustavsson's exit from the national team.

Live from the Olympics in Paris, HG suggested a gold medal pig shoot. A new event at the Brisbane Olympics 2032.

Live from the Olympics in Paris, Roy & HG discuss the idea that a simple can of coke can clear the back door, giving athletes confidence and maybe win gold medals.

Live from the Olympics in Paris, Roy and HG discuss our women's rugby 7's loss to America. The coach, Tim Walsh got them to do everything but train for rugby. It's insane!

Live from the Paris Olympics, Roy bumped into Aussie athlete, Jessica Hull and asked, "Have you tried the frog's legs?" Jess replied quietly, it would be like eating cat.

Live from the Paris Olympics, Roy & HG discuss incentives for winning a Olympic gold medal that could have you living next door to Emma McKeon.

Live from the Paris Olympics, Roy proclaimed, "the further you are away from a sport, the clearer it is." This would explain his detailed knowledge of pole vaulting.

Part 1 - Roy & HG have lobbed into Paris for the Olympics games. The opening ceremony was only eclipsed by Sneesby's lot, in particular Karl telling how "iconic" Paris was.

Part 2 - While in Paris for the games, Roy & HG are expecting 13 to 15 gold medals, but there are whispers of up to 20 gold. Is this doable? Of course, their Aussies.

Part 1 - Blueslanderism - how real is it? If you live in New South Wales you can feel it. It's part of the Rugby League fabric worthy of a thesis.

Part 2 - Rugby League's black hole - No penalty for Walsh kicking Crichton in the head?

The bug count in the Seine is stabilising, all we need is some summer heat to kill off the last remaining billions of the creepy crawlies. Join Roy and HG and take the plunge into the thirty third Olympiad.

Part 1 - Quist and Bromwich, Roofer's shoe - Volley OC, JWH written by god, The next Immortal

Part 2 - Borderline Pelican, St Canice - Saint of shipwrecks, Grassy's team philosophy.

Part 1 - X factor or character or lumpy, Hell hole, Turn your head towards Rugby League.

Part 2 - Bus ride in Vegas, Rugby League train, Parra hell hole, Niggler vs Character, Pure-Mahoney the niggler.

Part 1 - Rugby League - Played between the ears, Bradman's bat, coached by a grub, St Canice - Rugby League Saint, five match Origin series.

Part 2 - Lenin's Underpants, quiet moment in the Leichhardt toilets with the PM, PHD - the beginnings of Origin, Bunnings Island, Pigs know where the chickpeas are, PHD - The beginnings of Origin.

Part 1 - Billy Slater Queensland's Perfumed Grub, Two teams - One dream and Rugby League's Taylor Swift effect.

Part 2 - Perfumed Grub, TAB's for kids, Buses for Rural and regional Rugby League, State of Origin board game.

Part 1 - Ya head's a bag of chips, $40 million for Leichhardt Oval upgrade and kicking leg transplants

Part 2 - Base load of Foundationism, LA Fruiters, the Bunnings Island nuclear submarines.

The Best of the Bludge - Horse trainer pulls down pants, unsavoury types in Vegas and are rule changers idiots?

The Best of the Bludge - Bunnings Island, exporting chickens in a can, Rugby league spies and Highrise Horses.

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

Part 2 - Roy motivates the NSW Blues by putting a snake down his pants and encourages the players to do the same.

Part 1 - Albo's thinking of giving PNG's new NRL team $60 million per year for the next 10 years. The cap is only $11 million, where does the rest go? Roy and HG discuss the idea of a Rugby League island with Nuclear power plant, hospital with casino, a lovely big wharf and of course a Rugby League field in it's own biosphere.

Part 2 - Albo's thinking of giving PNG's new NRL team $60 million per year for the next 10 years. The cap is only $11 million, where does the rest go? Roy and HG discuss the idea of a Rugby League island with Nuclear power plant, hospital with casino, a lovely big wharf and of course a Rugby League field in it's own biosphere.

Part 1 - The big Rugby League news this week was that David Fifita will stay at the Titans. This backflip was credited to a $4 packet of biscuits. The Monte Carlo - The Rugby league biscuit!

Part 2 - The big Rugby League news this week was that David Fifita will stay at the Titans. This backflip was credited to a $4 packet of biscuits. The Monte Carlo - The Rugby league biscuit!

Part 1 - Rugby League nigglers are an important aspect of the game. Roy & HG discuss the great nigglers, like Josh Reynolds, Michael Ennis and now, Reed Mahoney. Are nigglers grubs? Or is the niggler and grub two different beasts?

Part 2 - Rugby League nigglers are an important aspect of the game. Roy & HG discuss the great nigglers, like Josh Reynolds, Michael Ennis and now, Reed Mahoney. Are nigglers grubs? Or is the niggler and grub two different beasts?

Part 1 - Gus Gould this week was fined $20,000 for speaking his mind, the bunker are idiots! Roy and HG discuss the fine line Gus walks being both a club CEO and a commentator. Leave Gus alone and get on with the business of Rugby League.

Part 2 - Gus Gould this week was fined $20,000 for speaking his mind, the bunker are idiots! Roy and HG discuss the fine line Gus walks being both a club CEO and a commentator. Leave Gus alone and get on with the business of Rugby League.

Part 1 - Rugby League has seen more rule changes in the last couple of years, than anytime in history. Although, with change can come negative side effects, like cynical disrupters in the drop zone.

Part 2 - Rugby League has seen more rule changes in the last couple of years, than anytime in history. Although, with change can come negative side effects, like cynical disrupters in the drop zone.

Part 1 - Who is the true King of Rugby League? Most would say King Wally Lewis, but the way Gutho is playing, of course as fullback, kicker, shapes up in the front row and runs it out the back for a dipsy doodle. He's certainly in line to be the next Emperor of Parramatta Stadium.

Part 2 - Who is the true King of Rugby League? Most would say King Wally Lewis, but the way Gutho is playing, of course as fullback, kicker, shapes up in the front row and runs it out the back for a dipsy doodle. He's certainly in line to be the next Emperor of Parramatta Stadium.

Part 1 - To revive rugby league in the bush, we need a fiasco. A round robin series of City vs Country matches. Like Isaah Yeo, Roy and HG talk up the positive attributes of having a great competition like this. 

Part 2 - To revive rugby league in the bush, we need a fiasco. A round robin series of City vs Country matches. Like Isaah Yeo, Roy and HG talk up the positive attributes of having a great competition like this. 

Roy & HG discuss the "pathway" that the Man of Feathers, Peter V'landys could have travelled if he wasn't diverted from a life of crime. He would have fallen in with the wrong crowd, like the Channel 7's Spotlight people and done a tonne of washing powder or sold it.

Roy & HG discuss the "pathway" that the Man of Feathers, Peter V'landys could have travelled if he wasn't diverted from a life of crime. He would have fallen in with the wrong crowd, like the Channel 7's Spotlight people and done a tonne of washing powder or sold it.

Part 1 - The AFL and NRL clubs are employing drug counsellors to counsel the players who are in danger of three strikes, you're out rule. Roy & HG discuss which rules trump which other laws? For example, does ACT decimalisation laws trump the NRL code for using drugs in the sport. Some would say so.

Part 2 - The AFL and NRL clubs are employing drug counsellors to counsel the players who are in danger of three strikes, you're out rule. Roy & HG discuss which rules trump which other laws? For example, does ACT decimalisation laws trump the NRL code for using drugs in the sport. Some would say so.

PART 2 - With the National housing crisis dominating the news headlines, this is a problem felt, not only around the world, but in sport as well. High-rise racecourses and stables, is this the way of the future? Join Roy & HG on a quest to find the cutting edge of sports thinking.

PART 1 - With the National housing crisis dominating the news headlines, this is a problem felt, not only around the world, but in sport as well. High-rise racecourses and stables, is this the way of the future? Join Roy & HG on a quest to find the cutting edge of sports thinking.

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

Who wants to billet an athlete? Roy and HG propose a future model for the unloved Games.

Never short of ideas to prop up rugba league, Roy and HG outline their four point plan to save the game in the bush.

HG’s viewing habits lead to a suggestion for a unique broadcast model. 

Not often that Isaac Newton comes into the conversation. But here we are.

How did five jockeys destroy an Air BnB during a Covid lockdown party? Roy and HG discuss the possibilities.

Roy and HG believe to bring car manufacturing back to Australia it needs to lean into our legends. Bring on ‘The Winx’; Sydney to Goulburn in 20 minutes.

Home churches and backyard baptisms – a new tax write off for Rugby League players?

Roy and HG are moved by the story of a struggling rugby league player living out of his car before he’s offered unique accommodation..

At the height of our trade war with China, amateur diplomats Roy and HG proposed expanding the AFL into China to soothe tensions.

“People love a terrific hit.” New rules designed to improve rugby league didn’t pass the pub test on The Bludge.

In 2022 the number 11 was ubiquitous. It dominated The Bludge all year. Hear how the Cult of Eleven began.

Why allow sports fields to lie idle during Covid? Weekend agriculturalists Roy and HG have the solution.

When a NSW surf club bans nudity in their change rooms, Roy and HG propose ‘changing behind the towel’ lessons in schools.

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

Sporting fans around the world and across different sporting genres have butchered songs like "Sweet Caroline" for donkeys. Roy and HG ponded the songs Rugby League should take to Vegas. "Happy Together" by the Turtles, came up as a big favourite.. so far. We've got one chance to get this Vegas thing right people, what song do you think?

Australian sport is in a bit of a funk at the moment. The Chocolate Wallabies and the men's cricket team are basket cases in their respective World Cups. This gave an opportunity for Roy & HG to swing their focus to other sports, like the sport of gambling. The Everest was on! Nothing like celebrating a defeat while your wallet gets emptied.

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

The BIG dance weekend is here! For both codes. Roy and HG lose their minds discussing all the stories in the lead up to the whistle. Vegas is still on their radar, Adam Reynolds - Captain/Coach of the year at the Dally M's, the refs - can they be trusted and KISS, the band, not some toilet incident. This is the weekend we've all been waiting for. Enjoy, right thinking Australians!

The Old Gold fruit and nut Wallabies are a basket case! They couldn't win a free spin on the pokies. What are they gunna do? Roy & HG have decided to burn a stick for them and have asked you all to burn sticks as well, but only under controlled stick burning regulations. Go somewhere it won't get out of control.

Everybody knows Lowes fashion warehouse here in Australia. It's great! Great clothing. Well apparently there's a Lowe's in America. It's business is in home improvements, hammers, nails, racks, spanners, etc. The start of the Rugby league season next year in Vegas, represents a fantastic opportunity for commercial partnerships, Lowes meet Lowe's.

It was suggested from Greg this week of a "Pig Shooting Round". Roy and HG thought, to help out the Government by combining this with Tanya Plibersek's problem with feral cats. Bring in your pig snouts to prove how many pigs you shot and maybe help out with the cats? It could also be useful for the Americans to get involved in Vegas. OK, over to you, Rugby League!

There's enough madness in Rugby League, let alone Sport. THE MADNESS HAS TO STOP! Everything from smoking dope in the stands at Flushing Meadows, amateur athletes retiring because of cost of living pressures to the mould and disrepair happening at Shark park. Mitch Marsh and the Aussie T20 team made the madness stop, STATE OF MADNESS - SITUATION NORMAL!

The NRL's policy on recreational drug use is about to be thrust into the spotlight. Something that bong heads don't like. There's been some limited research that cannabis may help prevent concussion or the after effects, but there hasn't been enough research done. Due to the war on drugs! Medicinal cannabis is neural protective! Exciting discovery for Rugby League!

The NSW Minister for Agriculture is on the hunt for Feral Pig Coordinator. Sound like you? Combine that with using the $200 Million dollars pledged by the Prime Minister to women's sport and we could really get the feral pig problem under control. Roy & HG discussed painting a number on each pig, shoot a pig, if you get lucky number 31, the money's yours.

Roy and HG have been arguing for years that kids and gambling DO mix. More children at the races, maybe schools could organise excursions? It teaches children probability and mathematics in preparation for life as an adult. It shows the kids what a winner looks like...me.

Roy and HG have been arguing for years that kids and gambling DO mix. More children at the races, maybe schools could organise excursions? It teaches children probability and mathematics in preparation for life as an adult. It shows the kids what a winner looks like...me.

New candidate for “Grub of the Year” this week. Touk Miller from the Suns. He grabbed Zorko by the flute, quite a bit of it and swung him around by the tool. Miller, while you’re grubb’in, see if you can do it with dignity, please.

New candidate for “Grub of the Year” this week. Touk Miller from the Suns. He grabbed Zorko by the flute, quite a bit of it and swung him around by the tool. Miller, while you’re grubb’in, see if you can do it with dignity, please.

We've discuss previously some of the weird food our sporting venues are serving up... and at a price! Do they know we have a cost of living crisis? Now fans and business are showing their fanaticism with pizza. Matthew kindly made us aware of a pizza shop selling Rugby League theme pizzas. What could be on the new franchise's pizza? Real Dolphin?

We've discuss previously some of the weird food our sporting venues are serving up... and at a price! Do they know we have a cost of living crisis? Now fans and business are showing their fanaticism with pizza. Matthew kindly made us aware of a pizza shop selling Rugby League theme pizzas. What could be on the new franchise's pizza? Real Dolphin?

The elephant in the sporting room this week was the blowing up of the Commonwealth Games. It's a two parter. One, the money, seven billion dollars and two, dreams. What price do you put on a dream? What will our future shot putters do now? 

The elephant in the sporting room this week was the blowing up of the Commonwealth Games. It's a two parter. One, the money, seven billion dollars and two, dreams. What price do you put on a dream? What will our future shot putters do now? 

Anthony tried to find comfort at Stadium Australia in food, when the Bulldogs were being hammered by the Knights. He thought of a bucket of chips and mid strength beer, but was surprised to find Cheeseburger Spring Rolls on offer. He enjoyed the rest of the carnage while consuming his new found food.

Anthony tried to find comfort at Stadium Australia in food, when the Bulldogs were being hammered by the Knights. He thought of a bucket of chips and mid strength beer, but was surprised to find Cheeseburger Spring Rolls on offer. He enjoyed the rest of the carnage while consuming his new found food.

To step away from the bad cricketing stories this week, Ricky Ponting, past Australian cricket great, captain and batsman, owns his own winery, Ponting Wines. In a long line of sporting greats who also own wines, like Aussie Joe, Peter Sterling Ports and John Quayle has a nice Hunter Valley Chardonnay. Maybe Ricky can sell it to the Poms to drown their Ashes sorrows.

To step away from the bad cricketing stories this week, Ricky Ponting, past Australian cricket great, captain and batsman, owns his own winery, Ponting Wines. In a long line of sporting greats who also own wines, like Aussie Joe, Peter Sterling Ports and John Quayle has a nice Hunter Valley Chardonnay. Maybe Ricky can sell it to the Poms to drown their Ashes sorrows.

Where do we start? The Dragons, basket case! Actually, below basket case. They would dream of being a basket case. Where's the Gould Report? Where is it? Does V'Landys have to step in and sort out the decay of one of Rugba League's oldest clubs? Roy & HG chew through the top tasting issues from this week's world of Football.

Where do we start? The Dragons, basket case! Actually, below basket case. They would dream of being a basket case. Where's the Gould Report? Where is it? Does V'Landys have to step in and sort out the decay of one of Rugba League's oldest clubs? Roy & HG chew through the top tasting issues from this week's world of Football.

After the NSW Blues' shocking series loss to Queensland. Inevitably the coach, Freddy Fittler's job has come into question. The team's not preforming, get a new coach, but who? Danny Buderus, Joey Johns, Andrew Probyn, why not Cam Smith? That's just crazy enough to work.

After the NSW Blues' shocking series loss to Queensland. Inevitably the coach, Freddy Fittler's job has come into question. The team's not preforming, get a new coach, but who? Danny Buderus, Joey Johns, Andrew Probyn, why not Cam Smith? That's just crazy enough to work.

The night of the Panthers vs Rooster's game, Jared Waerea-Hargraves ask Teddy on the field, "Can I knock him out?", referring to Penrith prop, Spencer Lenui. Teddy replied, "No, hold your cool", something Jared isn't good at, but he did. Only to be challenged by Lenui to meet him in the carpark. That's sooooo Rugby League!

The night of the Panthers vs Rooster's game, Jared Waerea-Hargraves ask Teddy on the field, "Can I knock him out?", referring to Penrith prop, Spencer Lenui. Teddy replied, "No, hold your cool", something Jared isn't good at, but he did. Only to be challenged by Lenui to meet him in the carpark. That's sooooo Rugby League!

Rugby League players have been running up the ball and backing into the defence for ages. When did it start? Who knows, but recent ambassadors are Aaron Woods from Manly and Payne Haas from the Broncos. Is this a phase Rugby League is going through or a timeless option for all attacks.

Rugby League players have been running up the ball and backing into the defence for ages. When did it start? Who knows, but recent ambassadors are Aaron Woods from Manly and Payne Haas from the Broncos. Is this a phase Rugby League is going through or a timeless option for all attacks.

The Matildas don't have a home. Why isn't the Government putting up the money to create a Centre of Excellence for thew Matildas. Roy suggested the nodulisation of a centre of excellence, one facility in Sydney, Melbourne, Perth and so on. A place you can get a good cup of coffee, lift some weights and a pool with the logo of the team on the bottom.

The Matildas don't have a home. Why isn't the Government putting up the money to create a Centre of Excellence for thew Matildas. Roy suggested the nodulisation of a centre of excellence, one facility in Sydney, Melbourne, Perth and so on. A place you can get a good cup of coffee, lift some weights and a pool with the logo of the team on the bottom.

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

V'Landys and Abdo are back from a successful soiree in Las Vegas, USA. Roy & HG tossed around a bunch of acts and shows that could bolster the Aussie weekend of entertainment. The venue, the  Allegiant stadium, holds 65,000 fans, but how are they gunna fill it? Donald Trump and his MAGA crowd could be the answer!

V'Landys and Abdo are back from a successful soiree in Las Vegas, USA. Roy & HG tossed around a bunch of acts and shows that could bolster the Aussie weekend of entertainment. The venue, the  Allegiant stadium, holds 65,000 fans, but how are they gunna fill it? Donald Trump and his MAGA crowd could be the answer!

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

Roy took a call this week from the Mayor of the Inner West Council about the conversion of the ground keeper’s cottage at Leichhardt oval into a Rugby League Museum. This was the same cottage that Wayne “Junior” Pearce grow up in. When the museum is complete, Keith Barnes’ trousers will proudly hang in the doorway for you to walk through.

Roy took a call this week from the Mayor of the Inner West Council about the conversion of the ground keeper’s cottage at Leichhardt oval into a Rugby League Museum. This was the same cottage that Wayne “Junior” Pearce grow up in. When the museum is complete, Keith Barnes’ trousers will proudly hang in the doorway for you to walk through.

The Man of Feathers and crew are looking to take Rugby League to Las Vegas, USA. They want to grow the game into the lucrative “Golden mile” U.S gambling market. Smart move from V’Landys who thinks there could be an audience there. What about Trump’s MAGA types? Half close your eyes; they look like a Rugby League crowd.

The Man of Feathers and crew are looking to take Rugby League to Las Vegas, USA. They want to grow the game into the lucrative “Golden mile” U.S gambling market. Smart move from V’Landys who thinks there could be an audience there. What about Trump’s MAGA types? Half close your eyes; they look like a Rugby League crowd.

Are football code bosses imposing an “ethical obligation” on us, as the fans? They want us to stay at home, so they can pull more money out of the sponsors and broadcasters, while watching sport on TV. What about our stadiums? So where are our young entrepreneurs making use of these venues. Lift ya game Rugby League!

Are football code bosses imposing an “ethical obligation” on us, as the fans? They want us to stay at home, so they can pull more money out of the sponsors and broadcasters, while watching sport on TV. What about our stadiums? So where are our young entrepreneurs making use of these venues. Lift ya game Rugby League!

Why is dog racing so family friendly? All the dog needs to do is put it's head down and follow the bunny. Meanwhile Willy Mason drops the track side tips to Roy, always with a smile. 

Why is dog racing so family friendly? All the dog needs to do is put it's head down and follow the bunny. Meanwhile Willy Mason drops the track side tips to Roy, always with a smile. 

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson cast a collective eye over the world of sport.

V'Landys and crew have talked about introducing a Respect Round. Roy and HG have floated the idea of a NO Respect Round. Rugby League has been built on hatred, busted body parts and punches in the head. With rivalries like the Roosters vs the Rabbitohs, the Dragons vs the Sharks and famously in the 80's Parra vs the Bulldogs, why celebrate Respect? NO state, NO mate, just HATE!

V'Landys and crew have talked about introducing a Respect Round. Roy and HG have floated the idea of a NO Respect Round. Rugby League has been built on hatred, busted body parts and punches in the head. With rivalries like the Roosters vs the Rabbitohs, the Dragons vs the Sharks and famously in the 80's Parra vs the Bulldogs, why celebrate Respect? NO state, NO mate, just HATE!

Roy's been hard at work giving HIA's on mice. The results are varied. Meanwhile, dog collisions at the greyhounds are a BIG problem. On the first bend, the dish lickers come over the fence, mistakenly confusing the lurer for a punter's head. Roy remembers one time, eight dogs chewing on a person's head! Now they have a perspex safe fence which attracts smearage. 

Roy's been hard at work giving HIA's on mice. The results are varied. Meanwhile, dog collisions at the greyhounds are a BIG problem. On the first bend, the dish lickers come over the fence, mistakenly confusing the lurer for a punter's head. Roy remembers one time, eight dogs chewing on a person's head! Now they have a perspex safe fence which attracts smearage. 

American tennis star Taylor Fritz was fined $10,000 for vomiting in a bucket side of court. This raised lots of discussion and possible courtside redesigns. Such as, turning the Um's chair into a port-a-loo. On a different note, Manly are looking to heal some club wounds, Roy suggested, "A pig on the spit would do the trick", in memory of  the great Bozo Fulton, Manly's chief pig shooter.

American tennis star Taylor Fritz was fined $10,000 for vomiting in a bucket side of court. This raised lots of discussion and possible courtside redesigns. Such as, turning the Um's chair into a port-a-loo. On a different note, Manly are looking to heal some club wounds, Roy suggested, "A pig on the spit would do the trick", in memory of  the great Bozo Fulton, Manly's chief pig shooter.

Roy and HG are back for season 2023! People, isn't every round a respect round? You go to the Rugby League, gob off to the team you hate, their supporters gob off to you and we all respect that. Well, you gotta respect sometimes, the people you respect, you don't respect. That's respect.

Roy and HG are back for season 2023! People, isn't every round a respect round? You go to the Rugby League, gob off to the team you hate, their supporters gob off to you and we all respect that. Well, you gotta respect sometimes, the people you respect, you don't respect. That's respect.

Ray “Rabs” Warren has long been the voice of Rugby League. After hanging up the binoculars, he’s turn to jewellery designing, designing the $10,000 NRL Premiership ring. This legend has no boundaries! What next? Host of Eye of the Storm? Find out next season…

Ray “Rabs” Warren has long been the voice of Rugby League. After hanging up the binoculars, he’s turn to jewellery designing, designing the $10,000 NRL Premiership ring. This legend has no boundaries! What next? Host of Eye of the Storm? Find out next season…

At half past the 11th hour on AFL Grand Final eve, Roy & HG examine the tax free status of all sporting codes, especially AFL and NRL. Is this because sport in this country is like a religion? Or V’Landy’s and the Murderer squeezing the last ounce of juice out of sports that are dying in the bush. Royal Commission me thinks.

At half past the 11th hour on AFL Grand Final eve, Roy & HG examine the tax free status of all sporting codes, especially AFL and NRL. Is this because sport in this country is like a religion? Or V’Landy’s and the Murderer squeezing the last ounce of juice out of sports that are dying in the bush. Royal Commission me thinks.

Roy remembers the day Her Majesty met Rooting King. Roy sensed a presence; it was the Queen. The King knelt to allow the Queen to mount him, and the grace, pride and poise on the Queen’s face, will never be forgotten.

Roy remembers the day Her Majesty met Rooting King. Roy sensed a presence; it was the Queen. The King knelt to allow the Queen to mount him, and the grace, pride and poise on the Queen’s face, will never be forgotten.

Australian cricketer, Cameron Green suffers from cramping issues. Roy associated cramping with a lack of salt and offered some advice. Stomp and Grass use to insist on having a salt lick in the dressing rooms with the Shamrocks. Certainly, at halftime the whole team would get on their knees and have a lick.

Australian cricketer, Cameron Green suffers from cramping issues. Roy associated cramping with a lack of salt and offered some advice. Stomp and Grass use to insist on having a salt lick in the dressing rooms with the Shamrocks. Certainly, at halftime the whole team would get on their knees and have a lick.

INTRODUCING: ABC Sport Daily - Aged 45, Tom Brady's off-season has included the following: retirement, comeback, a record TV deal, revelations of flirtations with a new team, an 11 day holiday on the cusp of the season. What's going on with the NFL's GOAT? Will he rise once more? Featured: Jenna Laine, ESPN. 

INTRODUCING: ABC Sport Daily - Aged 45, Tom Brady's off-season has included the following: retirement, comeback, a record TV deal, revelations of flirtations with a new team, an 11 day holiday on the cusp of the season. What's going on with the NFL's GOAT? Will he rise once more? Featured: Jenna Laine, ESPN. 

INTRODUCING: ABC Sport Daily - 4.5 billion is a huge number and the consequences are just as big for the game, the broadcasters, other codes and most crucially - you, the fan. It might be the biggest broadcast deal in Aussie sports history, but is that best? Featured: Sport business writer, The Australian, John Stensholt.

INTRODUCING: ABC Sport Daily - 4.5 billion is a huge number and the consequences are just as big for the game, the broadcasters, other codes and most crucially - you, the fan. It might be the biggest broadcast deal in Aussie sports history, but is that best? Featured: Sport business writer, The Australian, John Stensholt.

20 years on from Australia's last Bledisloe Cup, are the Wallabies ready to win another one? Sure Australia has been patchy of late, but so have the All Blacks. We dare to dream with rugby caller Sean Maloney. PLUS, an upset at the US Open, a Postecoglou pearler and the AFL settles on broadcast partners. That's on this bonus episode of ABC SPORT DAILY for all Roy and HG subscribers. Featured: Rugby commentator, Sean Maloney.

20 years on from Australia's last Bledisloe Cup, are the Wallabies ready to win another one? Sure Australia has been patchy of late, but so have the All Blacks. We dare to dream with rugby caller Sean Maloney. PLUS, an upset at the US Open, a Postecoglou pearler and the AFL settles on broadcast partners. That's on this bonus episode of ABC SPORT DAILY for all Roy and HG subscribers. Featured: Rugby commentator, Sean Maloney.

Nick Kyrgios knocked over the world number one. Ajla Tomljanovic has defeated the GOAT. Both are in the US Open quarters and Aussie tennis is having a moment in New York. Neither player is done yet. Could we see a double coming of age in the city that never sleeps? That's on this bonus episode of ABC SPORT DAILY for all Roy and HG subscribers. Featured: Former Australian Davis Cup Captain, Wally Masur.

Nick Kyrgios knocked over the world number one. Ajla Tomljanovic has defeated the GOAT. Both are in the US Open quarters and Aussie tennis is having a moment in New York. Neither player is done yet. Could we see a double coming of age in the city that never sleeps? That's on this bonus episode of ABC SPORT DAILY for all Roy and HG subscribers. Featured: Former Australian Davis Cup Captain, Wally Masur.

With the retirement of Serena Williams and James Tamou, there was a suggestion of a farewell World Tour with these two exceptional athletes. James could have a final spray at a ref and then sit down with Roy and he would ask, “take us through it?”.

With the retirement of Serena Williams and James Tamou, there was a suggestion of a farewell World Tour with these two exceptional athletes. James could have a final spray at a ref and then sit down with Roy and he would ask, “take us through it?”.

The Bunnies have pulled out of next year’s round zero clash in America. Maybe the problem isn’t the teams, Rugby League needs an ambassador, like Shaquille O’Neal. Instead of sending a first-grade teams, send a couple of Flegg teams

The Bunnies have pulled out of next year’s round zero clash in America. Maybe the problem isn’t the teams, Rugby League needs an ambassador, like Shaquille O’Neal. Instead of sending a first-grade teams, send a couple of Flegg teams

Great Rugby League story this week, local team the Sand Goannas won the premiership after they were lucky to field a side at the start of the year. Thanks to 17 year old captain/coach, Mannix Hunt. Mannix, the Bludge is right up behind you!

Great Rugby League story this week, local team the Sand Goannas won the premiership after they were lucky to field a side at the start of the year. Thanks to 17 year old captain/coach, Mannix Hunt. Mannix, the Bludge is right up behind you!

The donkey circuit is a point of much debate. Should it go ahead on one of the new counter-lever stadiums and what are they going to do when Paul Gallen’s not fighting? For that hour, release a echidna and bulldog from their cages, fight it out, bet, then back in the cage and back to the zoo! Solution.

The donkey circuit is a point of much debate. Should it go ahead on one of the new counter-lever stadiums and what are they going to do when Paul Gallen’s not fighting? For that hour, release a echidna and bulldog from their cages, fight it out, bet, then back in the cage and back to the zoo! Solution.

Oscar Piastri who’s managed by Australia’s Mark Webber, signed to McLaren this week. Piastri was chased by Apline, but he doesn’t want to sign to them. They’re a rubbish team! Webber would know, he’s driven behind enough rubbish in his time.

Oscar Piastri who’s managed by Australia’s Mark Webber, signed to McLaren this week. Piastri was chased by Apline, but he doesn’t want to sign to them. They’re a rubbish team! Webber would know, he’s driven behind enough rubbish in his time.

This week Kevin Proctor was immediately sacked for vaping in the loo at halftime. Is this a sackable offence? Greats like Warney loved a smoke between innings, Cliffy Lyons, Neville Costigan and Darren Lockyer sounds like he smokes. Anyways, something for V’Landys and the Fair Work Commission to investigate.

This week Kevin Proctor was immediately sacked for vaping in the loo at halftime. Is this a sackable offence? Greats like Warney loved a smoke between innings, Cliffy Lyons, Neville Costigan and Darren Lockyer sounds like he smokes. Anyways, something for V’Landys and the Fair Work Commission to investigate.

The year the King, Wally Lewis dies, he should be put on ice and the following State of Origin have him buried, centre field at Lang Park. It’s all about the bet, the competition, either the Maroons win or King Wally goes back in the fridge!

The year the King, Wally Lewis dies, he should be put on ice and the following State of Origin have him buried, centre field at Lang Park. It’s all about the bet, the competition, either the Maroons win or King Wally goes back in the fridge!

The Blues in Game 3 had lost the game before they got on the field, Wednesday night. Roy described the mood, the silence in the change room, like they’d been told that they would be taken out into the middle of the ground and be hanged. Executed!

The Blues in Game 3 had lost the game before they got on the field, Wednesday night. Roy described the mood, the silence in the change room, like they’d been told that they would be taken out into the middle of the ground and be hanged. Executed!

Rugby League games are played at such a furious pace, decisions need to be swift and correct. Referees and touchies don’t always get it right. Who can blame them when they’re getting just over $30 a game! Something for the Fair Work Commission to look into.

Rugby League games are played at such a furious pace, decisions need to be swift and correct. Referees and touchies don’t always get it right. Who can blame them when they’re getting just over $30 a game! Something for the Fair Work Commission to look into.

With the economy suffering from stagflation, why aren’t we teaching Rugby League in schools? If we are going to expand the game, then we need to start with the kids! Not teaching the sicko stuff, we’re talk’in Rugby League purity.

With the economy suffering from stagflation, why aren’t we teaching Rugby League in schools? If we are going to expand the game, then we need to start with the kids! Not teaching the sicko stuff, we’re talk’in Rugby League purity.

Rugby League players have a reputation for taking their pants down. If Teddy Tedesco and co are going to continue with this caper, then maybe we should have a betting market and capitalise on this State of Origin phenomenon.

Rugby League players have a reputation for taking their pants down. If Teddy Tedesco and co are going to continue with this caper, then maybe we should have a betting market and capitalise on this State of Origin phenomenon.

HG fought back tears reading a personal letter from Mark Hensby announcing his retirement from golf at year’s end. As HG lifted his heavy, blood shot eyes (sadness related), he said to Roy, “dragg’in the bag gets ya down”. Not a true word has been spoken.

HG fought back tears reading a personal letter from Mark Hensby announcing his retirement from golf at year’s end. As HG lifted his heavy, blood shot eyes (sadness related), he said to Roy, “dragg’in the bag gets ya down”. Not a true word has been spoken.

Mark from Toowoomba suggested Rugby League leave. If your team suffers a shock loss and you need to grieve, your employer will stump up, fully paid loss leave for you to cope with the trauma and help pay the bills in these tough times.

Mark from Toowoomba suggested Rugby League leave. If your team suffers a shock loss and you need to grieve, your employer will stump up, fully paid loss leave for you to cope with the trauma and help pay the bills in these tough times.

Bias – a term thrown around in Rugby League circles. Is it a term familiar with referees? Of course, especially when it comes to State of Origin, and length? A ref knows when to end a game, when Queensland’s in front!

Bias – a term thrown around in Rugby League circles. Is it a term familiar with referees? Of course, especially when it comes to State of Origin, and length? A ref knows when to end a game, when Queensland’s in front!

Darren shared a great idea for Rugba League memorabilia. A whole shelf full of footy greats and events from the past, beautifully displayed on plates and bowls. Something for all the forgotten quiet Australians to collect.

Darren shared a great idea for Rugba League memorabilia. A whole shelf full of footy greats and events from the past, beautifully displayed on plates and bowls. Something for all the forgotten quiet Australians to collect.

ABC SPORT DAILY is your daily sports conversation. Host Patrick Stack dives into the biggest story of the day and get you up to speed with everything else that’s making headlines. Click here to subscribe bit.ly/ABCSPORTDAILY

ABC SPORT DAILY is your daily sports conversation. Host Patrick Stack dives into the biggest story of the day and get you up to speed with everything else that’s making headlines. Click here to subscribe bit.ly/ABCSPORTDAILY

Problem – Sports star with a criminal history. Obstacle – Australian Border Force. Solution – The offender would be meet at the border, put in a cage and dragged to any stadium. A new classification for athlete criminal visas. Perfect!

Problem – Sports star with a criminal history. Obstacle – Australian Border Force. Solution – The offender would be meet at the border, put in a cage and dragged to any stadium. A new classification for athlete criminal visas. Perfect!

What’s more important, the photograph or the Rugba League dunny? What if Helmut Newton snapped the photo? He’d have an artistic point of view, which would shape your attitude towards the toilet.

What’s more important, the photograph or the Rugba League dunny? What if Helmut Newton snapped the photo? He’d have an artistic point of view, which would shape your attitude towards the toilet.

V’Landys wants to invest in Rugba League stadia! What better way to invest than starting your own bank? Rugby League Bank. That produces Rugby League cheques. Whatever happened to the humble cheque book?

V’Landys wants to invest in Rugba League stadia! What better way to invest than starting your own bank? Rugby League Bank. That produces Rugby League cheques. Whatever happened to the humble cheque book?

The Minister for Education and Youth, where is he? Alan Tudge, has anyone seen him? Last sighted under the desk of Sneesby at channel 9. Possibly working up a new show or segment for ‘Eye of the Storm’? Who knows.

The Minister for Education and Youth, where is he? Alan Tudge, has anyone seen him? Last sighted under the desk of Sneesby at channel 9. Possibly working up a new show or segment for ‘Eye of the Storm’? Who knows.

How good is Peter V’landys? The man of feathers, the negotiation god of Rugba League is working on a plan to network Rugby League stadiums across Australia. You’ll be able to access them via a dedicated road system or very fast train.

How good is Peter V’landys? The man of feathers, the negotiation god of Rugba League is working on a plan to network Rugby League stadiums across Australia. You’ll be able to access them via a dedicated road system or very fast train.

Rugby League is war. Warriors that take to the field without helmets. A documentary to promote Rugby League in America. Now sure, Americans are stupid, but they understand war. Maybe Rugby League is bigger than America!

Rugby League is war. Warriors that take to the field without helmets. A documentary to promote Rugby League in America. Now sure, Americans are stupid, but they understand war. Maybe Rugby League is bigger than America!

To stop the pitch invaders at Rugba League games, Roy & HG have devised a genius method that every Rugba League fan would have to fill in a ‘certificate of intention’ when entering any ground. Brillant!

To stop the pitch invaders at Rugba League games, Roy & HG have devised a genius method that every Rugba League fan would have to fill in a ‘certificate of intention’ when entering any ground. Brillant!

With the glittering array of Rugba League merchandise, one item caught the eye of Roy & HG. Rugba League soap! Interestingly the AFL own the copyright, Unbelievable! It’s upset HG, he’s demanding the Government step in. Outrageous!

With the glittering array of Rugba League merchandise, one item caught the eye of Roy & HG. Rugba League soap! Interestingly the AFL own the copyright, Unbelievable! It’s upset HG, he’s demanding the Government step in. Outrageous!

Due to health protocols blah blah blah.... that's code for the boys are missing in action. Last seen with the Murderer in a head lock at Warnie's shindig, doing the macarena on the dance floor with the Minogue sisters. Please send them home if you see them.

Due to health protocols blah blah blah.... that's code for the boys are missing in action. Last seen with the Murderer in a head lock at Warnie's shindig, doing the macarena on the dance floor with the Minogue sisters. Please send them home if you see them.

After Buddy’s 1000th goal last night, Roy & HG got caught up in the celebrations… then the Murderer turned up. It ended up in fisty cuffs and one of them was ruled out today with an HIA. So, we cobbled together this “Best of”. Well, maybe some good bits, Enjoy!

After Buddy’s 1000th goal last night, Roy & HG got caught up in the celebrations… then the Murderer turned up. It ended up in fisty cuffs and one of them was ruled out today with an HIA. So, we cobbled together this “Best of”. Well, maybe some good bits, Enjoy!

Roy & HG are proposing bringing national service to Rugby League. It’s a three-prong proposal to fix childhood gambling and a fall in youth Rugby League participation. Roy & HG discuss

Roy & HG are proposing bringing national service to Rugby League. It’s a three-prong proposal to fix childhood gambling and a fall in youth Rugby League participation. Roy & HG discuss

Sad stories have emerged from the dark "Rugby League" underbelly. Roy demands, "It's a cultural problem". The culture that doesn't exist when team mates can't meet in a pub, with a few beers to sort out their differences.

Sad stories have emerged from the dark "Rugby League" underbelly. Roy demands, "It's a cultural problem". The culture that doesn't exist when team mates can't meet in a pub, with a few beers to sort out their differences.

Don't forget Rugby League fans to put your undies out on your front door knobs for the Grand Final. A fitting tribute to our final show for the year. Happy Rugba League People!

Don't forget Rugby League fans to put your undies out on your front door knobs for the Grand Final. A fitting tribute to our final show for the year. Happy Rugba League People!

Perth's lord mayor Basil Zempilas raised the "cringeworthy" idea of the crowd at the AFL Grand Final applauding Australia for the great work we've all done during Covid. Roy & HG came up with a better one. How bout AFL fans torching their underwear and place the burnt remains in an urn the shape of Basil's head, mounted to the AFL trophy.

Perth's lord mayor Basil Zempilas raised the "cringeworthy" idea of the crowd at the AFL Grand Final applauding Australia for the great work we've all done during Covid. Roy & HG came up with a better one. How bout AFL fans torching their underwear and place the burnt remains in an urn the shape of Basil's head, mounted to the AFL trophy.

Rugby League Player, Joey Leilua is reinventing himself as a prop. This is a clear case of EdgeitisPropDismorphia. When Rugby League players who start their careers as wingers, slowly morph into front rowers. Talk about Prop trapped in a winger's body!

Rugby League Player, Joey Leilua is reinventing himself as a prop. This is a clear case of EdgeitisPropDismorphia. When Rugby League players who start their careers as wingers, slowly morph into front rowers. Talk about Prop trapped in a winger's body!

What do you get when you mix a bunch of jockeys, blood, a party and a ouija board? Well, I don't know, but it might be connected to Gladys and her reluctance to holding press conferences. The Mornington 5, one for the streaming services.

What do you get when you mix a bunch of jockeys, blood, a party and a ouija board? Well, I don't know, but it might be connected to Gladys and her reluctance to holding press conferences. The Mornington 5, one for the streaming services.

Hey kids, there was a time when Rugby League players were ordinary members of society. These ornaments of our community taught us so wisely, like the "parable of the yeast", making the bread rise and all of us rise with them. Thank you for such thoughts, Nicholas.

Hey kids, there was a time when Rugby League players were ordinary members of society. These ornaments of our community taught us so wisely, like the "parable of the yeast", making the bread rise and all of us rise with them. Thank you for such thoughts, Nicholas.

The Paralympics podcast that will get you across all the feel good moments currently taking place in Tokyo. Search for ‘You Little Ripper!’ wherever you get your podcasts.

Rugby League is full of journeymen, less ornaments and there are even less monuments? What about an ornament to humanity? It's one thing to contribute to Rugby League, but to also humanity. That's a special individual.

Greg "Dish head" Dowling, one of the Rugby League ornaments for both the Brisbane Broncos and Queensland. Roy and HG asked the question, is his head shaped like a dish? YES!