Random Tape is a cabinet of auditory wonders for the 21st century. It is America's Premier Podcast.
The way it goes
Sweet sounds form the streets. If you'd like to suppoer the show you can donatre at pateron.com/randomtape
10/1/2024 • 3 minutes, 36 seconds
The Lost Organist Pilot
An unearthed experiment in podcasting. Special thanks to KCRW and The Believer Magazine, Andrew Leland and Ross Simonini. You can hear more of Matt Holzman's work here: If you would likey to pupport theesey project you can donate to the Patreon at patreon.com/Randomtape
8/27/2024 • 32 minutes, 34 seconds
The Pool Hustle
A story form the life of Nason Smith. Music by Sunny Metha and Josh Wexler
7/28/2024 • 7 minutes, 11 seconds
Gosh Darnit Anyway
Some recent finds and the holy grail of found "piano" tape. Here is the link to the whole Bruce recording: Music in this episode by Group Listening
7/8/2024 • 10 minutes, 45 seconds
The Digital Marketplace
Fun with AI If you would like to support this project you can become a member of our Patreon at patreon.com/randomtape Music by udio.com
5/25/2024 • 12 minutes, 3 seconds
After the tone
Thanks to After the phone and answerphone for sharing these priceslls answering machien messages. You can find more of their collections at: afterthetone.com answerphone.tumblr.com You can donate to this project at patreon.com/randomtape. And if you are interested in taking a podcast workshop with jein Los Anfeles this summer visit thirdwaveworkshop.org
5/9/2024 • 11 minutes, 17 seconds
A Rare Tribute to the Frogman
An excerpt of Rare's tribute to the late great musician Clarence "Frogman Henry" on WWOZ. Music by Clarence "Frogman" Henry
4/22/2024 • 15 minutes, 46 seconds
Jump for Jesus
A cautionary tale Thanks to Scott Gurian for submitting this gem. You can find his work at farfromhomepodcast.org Music by M.O.T.O.
4/5/2024 • 5 minutes, 21 seconds
The toll of pain and suffering
#vanlife If you would like to support this project you can donate at:
3/15/2024 • 8 minutes, 49 seconds
Mother Doll
An exceprt from 's brilliant novel Mother Doll. Get your copy of the book here: Music in this episode by Shida Sahabi, Russian brass Band and Vladimir Vyotsky If you'd like to support Random Tape you can donate at
3/4/2024 • 8 minutes, 32 seconds
Fond farewell to a cocktail napkin
A visit from James Braithwaite, the artist behind Random Tape's new logo. You can find more of his amazing work at thebathwater.com If yu'd like to support rthis project you can donate at patreon.com/randomtape Music in this apeisode by Preston Epps
2/19/2024 • 7 minutes, 40 seconds
Can ye fathom the ocean
"Can ye fathom the ocean, dark and deep, where the mighty waves and the grandeur sweep?" -Fanny Crosby
2/1/2024 • 9 minutes, 19 seconds
Dominic
We miss you
1/16/2024 • 7 minutes, 8 seconds
Cause Community Corporation
Just some old tapes from the attic.
1/7/2024 • 3 minutes, 57 seconds
Finding Chick Boyd
The life and music of a Canadian baladeer. If you would like to support the show you can donate at patreon.com/randomtape Music in this episode by Charles Boyd
12/24/2023 • 11 minutes, 52 seconds
Pendulum Bob's
A trip to Pendulum Bob's in Columbia Missouri. Read all about it here: If you would like to support the show you can donate at patreon.com/randomtpe Thanks for listening
12/4/2023 • 4 minutes, 1 second
Two Completely Different Lives
An obituary for the ages. Music by Professor Johnson & His Gospel Singers If you'd like to support the show you can donate at patreon.com/randomtape
11/25/2023 • 5 minutes, 21 seconds
Clink Klunk
An experimental laundry project To get ya handmade statue of yourself donate at Patreon.com/randomtape Music by Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks
11/17/2023 • 2 minutes, 58 seconds
The Cry of the Lock
Sweet calamity on the Father of Waters If you'd like to support the show you can donate at: https://www.patreon.com/RandomTape
11/9/2023 • 7 minutes, 55 seconds
Agave
Nature takes its course. If you'd like to contribute to Random Tape you can donate to my Patreon. Patreon/Randomtape Music in this episode by
11/3/2023 • 4 minutes, 20 seconds
Hot off the Press Release
A failed pilot for a weekly radio segment
9/6/2021 • 9 minutes, 18 seconds
Requiem for a Tree
12/19/2020 • 3 minutes, 39 seconds
Dispatch from the Frontlines
10/6/2020 • 7 minutes, 52 seconds
Special Announcement
Im performing live as a guest on Stagefright, hosted by Lolly Goodwoman at SatJune 20th 7-9pm followed by a 72-hour afterparty.
6/12/2020 • 2 minutes, 5 seconds
Fais' Best Music
Today we feature an episode of another podcast.
5/12/2020 • 6 minutes, 55 seconds
after the rain
anyone else missing the rain?
4/25/2020 • 5 minutes, 46 seconds
Born Again
Happy 420 y'all
4/20/2020 • 2 minutes, 2 seconds
Poppa Neutrino's Last Raft
An old story that aired on WWOZ in 2011.
4/2/2020 • 10 minutes, 53 seconds
Este Mundo
12/21/2019 • 2 minutes, 18 seconds
11:11
An iPOD voice memo recording of a tune I came up with at a piano in Newton, MA in 2012 at 11:11 AM.
9/26/2019 • 3 minutes, 28 seconds
Mario
6/28/2019 • 29 seconds
Prom RUFF MIX
A rough draft of a story about Roosevelt High School'd 2019 Prom.
6/8/2019 • 11 minutes, 34 seconds
Surge
5/14/2019 • 3 minutes, 43 seconds
The Dr. Groove
This is raw tape of a phone call from somewhere in the depths of 2007
4/23/2019 • 7 minutes, 7 seconds
Young Hearts: A Prologue
The begining of a great love story.
To hear the rest visit www.belowtheten.com
11/25/2015 • 10 minutes, 50 seconds
The Friday Night Show on KISL
6/24/2015 • 3 hours, 37 minutes, 6 seconds
The Death of Chicken Lips
This tape came from a thirft store in the desert. Written with purple marker on the label was "To Ray from Mike 2/3/93"
5/25/2015 • 7 minutes, 26 seconds
Santa Barbara. Aug 13, 1978.
Thanks to Steve Degroodt for sending me this recording he made of a bluegrass band playing during the 1978 earthquake in Santa Barbara.
9/27/2014 • 3 minutes, 6 seconds
Unchained Melody
Found Tape from the Cassette Library Album.
5/11/2014 • 4 minutes
The Last Days of Hollywood Park
On December 22nd Hollywood Park closed after more than 75 years. This is the story of the rise and fall of one of America’s greatest horse racing tracks.
2/9/2014 • 14 minutes, 58 seconds
Super!
They rarely tlak to the media.
1/24/2014 • 32 seconds
The Piano Van Recordings
The Piano Van
Chris Stroffolino plays some tunes from inside the World Famous Piano Van.
This is a companion episode to a story I produced for Episode 7 of The Organist.
see the van in action at www.pianovan.com
9/11/2013 • 26 minutes, 28 seconds
Dec 31, 1995
Kenneth and Miriam ring in the New Year.
6/16/2013 • 6 minutes
Papa's Birthday
A found tape from the south by way of the desert.
5/18/2013 • 7 minutes, 14 seconds
131 E 5th Street
Little Daddy sets the scene outside the King Eddy Saloon in Skid Row.
3/24/2013 • 2 minutes, 41 seconds
Lewis Greenberg Redux
A voice mail and conversation with the one and onle--Lewis Greenberg.
2/9/2013 • 11 minutes, 39 seconds
Bible Rain
A Story by Nason Smith.
1/17/2013 • 11 minutes, 22 seconds
Beep Beep
Meet Steve Sharp. His mission: To spread love and celebrate peace every Friday from five to seven…
1/10/2013 • 4 minutes, 28 seconds
Barbara & Dougie
All the answers to last weeks cliffhanger are revealed...
12/10/2012 • 7 minutes, 50 seconds
The Diet
This tape was made by Paul a man in New Jersey to let his family know that he didn't want them to interfere with his plans to go on a diet he hoped would cure him of AIDS. Logan Jaffe found this tape at a yard sale in Gainesville Florida.
12/1/2012 • 3 minutes, 8 seconds
Perfect Pitch
My brother-in-law Matthew has perfect pitch. So we spent a day going around the house looking for objects that make sounds and determining their pitch.
11/20/2012 • 2 minutes, 46 seconds
Organ Donor
Mastering the art of the followup quesiton.
11/9/2012 • 2 minutes, 27 seconds
An Autumn Adventure
A HUANTED Teddy Ruxpin Tape.
10/18/2012 • 2 minutes, 42 seconds
Come On Down
This man was killed by Drew Carey! (Sort of)
9/21/2012 • 3 minutes, 50 seconds
Stop Terrorists
This song showed up right after September 11th at the college radio station where my friend was a DJ.
9/12/2012 • 3 minutes, 58 seconds
Signed, Sealed, Delivered
Election night 2008 at Sydney's Saloon in New Orleans.
9/7/2012 • 3 minutes, 31 seconds
Thoughts And Word 12/74
Listening to tapes on the roof with Matthew.
8/31/2012 • 4 minutes, 16 seconds
100th Episode!
That's a century in human years!
8/23/2012 • 4 minutes, 6 seconds
I Don't Know if This Counts as a Homosexual Experience
A poem by Jim Tascio.
8/19/2012 • 2 minutes, 19 seconds
After Life
This is what the world may sound like after the Apocaplypse.
8/18/2012 • 59 seconds
Portraiture
William Stout is best known for his dinosaur paintings. But he also worked in radio, did the storyboards for Thriller, and Raiders of the Lost Ark and deisgned the characters for Pan's Labrynth. But he got his start drawing portraits and Disneyland. This is a story of those humble beginnings.
8/7/2012 • 4 minutes, 32 seconds
Dream School
This may be an infinite fatal reset loop.
7/31/2012 • 3 minutes, 57 seconds
Timbuktu Muezzin
Thanks to Myke Dodge Weiskopf for this recording of a call to prayer in Timbuktu
7/30/2012 • 1 minute, 2 seconds
Radio Avalon
Late one night I picked up a strange signal on my radio dial...
7/19/2012 • 5 minutes, 5 seconds
Who is Chick Boyd?
The man they myth, no really the myth who is this guy?
7/14/2012 • 9 minutes, 46 seconds
Aldini's Beloved
It's Alive!
7/12/2012 • 2 minutes, 31 seconds
Undiminished Light
Frank Lloyd Wright recorded hundreds of talks in the living room of his desert compound, Taliesin West. In this talk Wright expounds on anarchy.
7/6/2012 • 4 minutes, 40 seconds
Accidental Music
Architect, 1 percenter and desert hobo David Doge didn't intend to design a musical staricase in his magnificant home on the outskirts of Phoenix.
The song in this episode is My Xylophones Love me by Melodium
6/26/2012 • 4 minutes, 5 seconds
Die
Late on night Matthew Kielty got a mysterious call from an unkown number...
6/20/2012 • 2 minutes, 45 seconds
Rodney And The Taggers
What keeps the taggers tickin?
6/15/2012 • 4 minutes, 28 seconds
Stingo Bingo
We talked about it.
6/12/2012 • 1 minute, 59 seconds
Dennis's Flying Lesson
On a recent trip to central America, Dennis Conrow wrote and recorded a short story and enlisted the help of some locals in San Pedro, Guatemeala to be characters in the story. This is some raw tape and an excpert form the porject.
6/10/2012 • 3 minutes, 39 seconds
English as an Unknown Language
This is what english sounds like to someone who doesn't speak it?
6/8/2012 • 1 minute, 27 seconds
The Ice Boat
When Dan Newman 's ice boat crashed through the surface of the frozen lake he had no idea he was about to do something that had never been done.
6/7/2012 • 4 minutes, 39 seconds
Veritas Caput
The sound of the headwaters of the Mississippi River at Lake Itasca, Minnesota.
5/7/2012 • 1 minute, 17 seconds
Time Machine?
An awkward moment with Jeffrey Lewis.
4/27/2012 • 4 minutes, 57 seconds
A Calling Card for Friendship
A collection of field recordings made around the State of Colorado between 1982 and 1987.
4/20/2012 • 11 minutes, 14 seconds
Re-Neavus
I lent my friend Moose a tape recorder and he returned it with with tape full of interviews he had done with his friends. One of those interviews was with Herbie, an artist who collaborated with a couple bearded friends to make a sculpture called Re-Neavus. I cut it up and added some music by Barin Darnew.
4/18/2012 • 5 minutes, 27 seconds
The Flaneur
Speed Levitch giving one of his signature wlaking tours of Columbia, Missouri.
4/10/2012 • 7 minutes, 59 seconds
Gainsborough Creek
Luke Cumberland is a second-year student in the MFA writing program at Washington University. He is editor of the anthology "Faces of Virginia Poetry", available on LuLu.com. His most recent poetry has been published on StatusHat.org. He is from Virginia; he lives in St. Louis and he has never lost an arm wrestling match in his life.
3/31/2012 • 1 minute, 36 seconds
Candy's Hair Affair
I found this recording in a box of old tapes. I think I picked it up at a thrift store in Louisiana. It appears to be role playing excercises at a beauty school.
3/29/2012 • 7 minutes, 37 seconds
Fifty Miles from Tonapah
Nason Smith's nonfiction has appeared on NPR: Hearing Voices and his fiction has been published in The Pinch. He lives in New Orleans, Louisiana.
3/23/2012 • 5 minutes, 13 seconds
Robot Compliments
Welcome to Florida. You look great!
3/22/2012 • 3 minutes, 11 seconds
Cold Cold Wine Coolers
One of the great things about New Orleans is that you can set up a card table and sell booze in the street. This is what it sounds like.
3/21/2012 • 1 minute, 26 seconds
This Bike is a Pipe Bomb
My friend Keaton was having some trouble working on a tandem bicycle at the bike shop he works at when a customer recommended a solution he found on the internet.
3/19/2012 • 2 minutes, 37 seconds
Detained
Film maker Karim El Hakim told this story at a live storytelling event at the True/False Film Festival.
3/8/2012 • 17 minutes, 22 seconds
All the Pretty Horses
This cover was performed by Walt McClement on banjo and Mary Go Round (the one time holder of the world record for spinning the most hoola hoops at once: 76 if my memory serves me correctly) on accordion and vocals. The song All the Pretty Horses is about the and the Army Corps of Engineers decision to dynamite the levee at Caernarvon, Louisiana to save New Orleans. The breach caused a flood that displaced thousands and was later deemed unnecessary. Check out the book
I recorded this late one evening in the upstairs of Mimi’s in the Marigny in New Orleans.
2/29/2012 • 4 minutes, 51 seconds
Larry's First Beer
I was walking my dog the other night when I came across Larry Boutan sitting on a concrete wall drinking a beer. I bought some beers and joined him. This is the story of Larry’s very first beer.
2/27/2012 • 38 seconds
A Single Moment
is the band director at O Perry Walker High school in New Orleans. He runs one of the best marching bands in the state along with a concert band and a Jazz ensemble. Rawlins doesn’t just teach kids to play an instrument though, he provides discipline for a lot of kids who live in a chaotic environment. He teaches them about commitment and the benefits of hard work and education. He puts in a tremendous amount of work at O Perry Walker. When you ask him what the reward is for the countless hours he puts into teaching he says it’s a single moment that lasts for one maybe two seconds.
This is an excerpt form a story I did a few years ago which you can listen to Wilburt Rawlins Jr. is also featured in the book
Photo by: Susan Poag / The Times-Picayune
2/25/2012 • 2 minutes, 4 seconds
Chewie's Apnea
The Sound of Suffocation.
2/24/2012 • 46 seconds
At Klipsan Beach
James Arthur’s poems have appeared in The New Yorker, The New Republic, Poetry, Ploughshares, The Southern Review, New England Review, and Narrative. He has received the Amy Lowell Traveling Poetry Scholarship, a Wallace Stegner Fellowship in Poetry, and a Discovery/The Nation Prize. Charms Against Lightning, his debut poetry collection, is forthcoming from Copper Canyon Press. During 2012 he will be in residence at the Amy Clampitt House in Lenox, Massachusetts.
Photo by: Sean Hill
2/19/2012 • 39 seconds
Where We're Going
I came across this piece of found tape today. I know nothing about it.
2/18/2012 • 3 minutes, 5 seconds
Spotless
A deleted scene from a story I produced for Marketplace Morning Report.
2/16/2012 • 15 seconds
Socks!
They get fucked up in strange ways in Sweden.
2/15/2012 • 1 minute, 24 seconds
Seek Shelter
A recording of a tornado siren in a park in St. Louis, MO.
2/15/2012 • 48 seconds
Invite to the Pestulent
Thaddeus Conti reading an excerpt from his poem Invite to the Pestilent with live musical accompaniment by Josh Wexler and Sunny Metha. You can purchase Thaddeus’ book
http://www.amazon.com/%C3%A6poetics-Thaddeus-Conti/dp/1935084011.
And you can hear the full version of this piece
http://www.prx.org/pieces/47733-invite-to-the-pestilent
Photo by:
2/10/2012 • 4 minutes, 23 seconds
Christmas Bike
I can only assume Garrett was moved by the Christmas spirit when he left me this message. Or perhaps he was wasted on egg nog.
2/8/2012 • 55 seconds
The Threesome
Ever wondered how a couple of straights can satisfy a lesbian? Look no further. A friend of mine sent me a CD of old radio porn that included this track titled The Threesome.
2/7/2012 • 3 minutes, 18 seconds
Radio
This poem appears in the October, 2011 issue of
Alec Hershman lives in St. Louis where he teaches at St. Louis Community College and at the Center for Humanities at Washington University. His poems can be found in upcoming issues of Denver Quarterly, The Journal, The Burnside Review, Sycamore Review, Juked, and online at , , and . He is currently poetry editor for .
2/6/2012 • 52 seconds
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2/4/2012 • 0
Train Station Thingy
I’m not exactly sure what the purpose of this device is but it makes cool sounds. It was attached to the outside of a train station in a small town in northern Italy.
2/4/2012 • 1 minute, 10 seconds
One for the Commandant
Edgar spends most of his days sitting on a five gallon bucket in downtown Seattle. One night I hung out with Edgar and his friends and recorded their arguments songs and pushup competition. This piece was the first place winner of the Big Shed Verite+1 audio competition.
2/2/2012 • 6 minutes, 47 seconds
Mongolian Street Musicians
I recorded this a few years ago outside the Pompidou in Paris.
2/2/2012 • 1 minute, 5 seconds
They Were Talking
Philip Matthews is currently the Jr. Writer-in-Residence at Washington University in St. Louis. His work has appeared in Trapeze, Phati’tude, Poets for Living Waters, and Sonora Review. He is continually influenced by surreal visual and sound art, and works as a gallery assistant at the Pulitzer Foundation for the Arts.
1/31/2012 • 1 minute, 35 seconds
Welcoming the Water Angel
I attended a fancy party where a beautiful woman modeled a dress that was hooked up to a garden hose. The dress sent streams of water into the sky and reminded my friend of this sad tale of enema addiction.
1/30/2012 • 1 minute, 17 seconds
Jennifer Love
Today's episode of Random Tape features a song by artist Daryl Waits. You can find the track, Jennifer Love on the album Eastern Front & Digital Penetration at paradeco.com
1/30/2012 • 3 minutes, 40 seconds
Badass Emma-Oh Lord
I was hanging out in Cabrini Park, a dog park in the French Quarter in New Orleans when Badass Emma saw my microphone and asked me to interview her. She told me the story of how she lost her dogs in Katrina and about her job as a cook. We talked about the good old days and the future of New Orleans. This is one of several vignettes that make up a portrait of one of the baddest ass women you’ve ever met.
1/27/2012 • 51 seconds
Badass Emma-This Place
I was hanging out in Cabrini Park, a dog park in the French Quarter in New Orleans when Badass Emma saw my microphone and asked me to interview her. She told me the story of how she lost her dogs in Katrina and about her job as a cook. We talked about the good old days and the future of New Orleans. This is one of several vignettes that make up a portrait of one of the baddest ass women you’ve ever met.
1/27/2012 • 1 minute, 26 seconds
Badass Emma-'85
I was hanging out in Cabrini Park, a dog park in the French Quarter in New Orleans when Badass Emma saw my microphone and asked me to interview her. She told me the story of how she lost her dogs in Katrina and about her job as a cook. We talked about the good old days and the future of New Orleans. This is one of several vignettes that make up a portrait of one of the baddest ass women you've ever met.
1/27/2012 • 2 minutes
Badass Emma-Miss Clio
I was hanging out in Cabrini Park, a dog park in the French Quarter in New Orleans when Badass Emma saw my microphone and asked me to interview her. She told me the story of how she lost her dogs in Katrina and about her job as a cook. We talked about the good old days and the future of New Orleans. This is one of several vignettes that make up a portrait of one of the baddest ass women you've ever met.
1/27/2012 • 1 minute, 32 seconds
Badass Emma-Mr. Williams
I was hanging out in Cabrini Park, a dog park in the French Quarter in New Orleans when Badass Emma saw my microphone and asked me to interview her. She told me the story of how she lost her dogs in Katrina and about her job as a cook. We talked about the good old days and the future of New Orleans. This is one of several vignettes that make up a portrait of one of the baddest ass women you've ever met.
1/26/2012 • 1 minute, 56 seconds
Burn the River
Thaddeus Conti is the self-proclaimed poet laureate of Hog Alley.
This poem can be found in Thaddeus’s book
1/25/2012 • 43 seconds
Pizza Cat
My girlfriend recorded this gem while doing interviews for a radio story about in New Orleans.
1/23/2012 • 35 seconds
Mississippi River Barge
This is the song of the barge, bobbing on the river near Hopeville.
1/22/2012 • 49 seconds
Posterity
I wore a wire for several years and secretly recorded my life. I recently produced for the radio show Wiretap. One of my ideas for the piece was to record myself calling up people from my past to explain that I had recorded them without their knowledge. This is a recording of one of those conversations.
You can hear the Wiretap story here: http://www.cbc.ca/wiretap/episode/2012/01/20/man-vs-machine/
1/21/2012 • 7 minutes, 58 seconds
Organtics
"Nothing can stop us. Not even if they try. Not even if they want to, or ask the question why. Mr. Torino, why did you lie to me in seventh grade?" -Mark Excelle Mercer IV
1/20/2012 • 3 minutes, 53 seconds
Useless Evidence
Sometimes you wish audio had pictures.
1/19/2012 • 3 minutes, 29 seconds
Sellin the Dream
Most days you can find Tim Raines playing guitar on the corner of Ninth and Olive in downtown St. Louis. He's the electric guitar player with a stuffed bear dressed in prison garb perched on the lip of his guitar case.
1/18/2012 • 3 minutes, 54 seconds
In Praise of Noise
James Arthur’s poems have appeared in The New Yorker, The New Republic, Poetry, Ploughshares, The Southern Review, New England Review, and Narrative. He has received the Amy Lowell Traveling Poetry Scholarship, a Wallace Stegner Fellowship in Poetry, and a Discovery/The Nation Prize. Charms Against Lightning, his debut poetry collection, is forthcoming from Copper Canyon Press. During 2012 he will be in residence at the Amy Clampitt House in Lenox, Massachusetts.
Photo by: Sean Hill
1/17/2012 • 1 minute
Clown Doll
When I was a kid I had this clown doll that would laugh when you pushed a button in its chest. It was terrifying. It's more the cackle of a chain-smoking maniac than the laughter of a clown but then again some clowns are heavy smokers.
1/16/2012 • 32 seconds
Get on Fire!
I recorded this fiery sermon that I heard on the radio in West Virginia.
1/13/2012 • 1 minute, 27 seconds
Another Successful Meal by Captain Tom
After a successful meal Captain Tom has no trouble patting himself on the back for a job well done.
1/11/2012 • 36 seconds
Captain Tom Wins a Ham
Back when I was a deckhand on the M.V. Ptarmigan, a glacier tour boat in Alaska, I used to hang out in the wheelhouse and listen to Captain Tom tell stories. I called him up recently and asked him to tell me the one about about the time he won a ham in a furthest listening contest.
1/11/2012 • 1 minute, 46 seconds
Avacados (vox)Poppin
I spent an afternoon in the parking lot of the grocery store asking people to read me their grocery lists and these are a few of the responses i got.
1/10/2012 • 2 minutes, 4 seconds
Strawberries Oh My Gosh!
Bill Keaggy responded to postings by musicians on fiverr.com who offered to write and record a song for five dollars. He sent each of them a found grocery list and asked them to record a song inspired by the list. This is my favorite track from , an album of songs inspired by found grocery lists which you can download for absolutely free here:
http://www.grocerylists.org/
1/10/2012 • 4 minutes, 45 seconds
Jackpot
This is the sound of hundreds of electronic slot machines on the floor of Lumiere Casino in downtown St. Louis.
1/8/2012 • 1 minute, 14 seconds
Factory Set
If you ever did any late night channel surfing between 1993 and 2001 you probably came across the legendary pitchman hollering about sports cards and Beanie Babies on the Shop at Home network. A friend of mine made a CD of some of the best and this is but a taste.
1/8/2012 • 56 seconds
Gavin's Roar
My cousin Gavin does the best T-Rex impersonation I’ve ever heard. It puts my terrible acting to shame.
1/6/2012 • 1 minute, 9 seconds
The Dragon Does Not Wehbay!
Do you want the love of the fire? Cuz I’m not gonna wait around to give you my desire.
For some reason an ex-girlfriend of mine gave her number to a guy who called himself The Dragon. Not surprisingly he left her a string of insane voice messages. These are just a few of The Dragon’s many attempts at wooing.
1/5/2012 • 52 seconds
BrailleNote Apex
This is the sound of Matthew Shifrin using his BrailleNote—a computer for the blind that pushes plastic nodes through tiny holes to display text in braille.
1/4/2012 • 1 minute, 27 seconds
So Long Pujols
Five Days after I began broadcasting classical music over one of St. Louis' existing Christian stations Albert Pujols announced he was leaving the St. Louis Cardinals for the Los Angeles Angels. Now what does Albert Pujols have to do with JOY-FM you might be asking. Pujols was one of the major donors to the down payment fund for the purchase of KFUO. I propose Pujols take JOY-FM with him and in exchange we get one of L.A.’s classical stations. We would even settle for kMozart 1260 AM.
For this episode of Random Tape I hit the streets to find out what people in St. Louis think of Pujols’ departure.
1/4/2012 • 3 minutes, 1 second
Radio Graffiti
Classical music station KFUO in St. Louis was one of the oldest radio stations west of the Mississippi. The stationed was owned by the Lutheran church up until last year when On July 6th, 2010 KFUO broadcasted Beethoven’s Symphony No. 9 in D minor and then went silent. The following morning JOY-FM began it’s broadcast of Christian contemporary pop music. There are now six christian stations in St. Louis and zero classical stations.
On Saturday December 3rd, I powered up the 40-watt FM transmitter I built and “tagged” a Christian station (89.5 FM) with Mozart’s Requiem in D Minor K. 626: Sanctus. For a couple square miles at least, you can hear classical music on the radio again coming from high atop the chimney of a
This is a recording of the moment my signal went live.
1/4/2012 • 1 minute, 55 seconds
Martial Law
My friend Casey was a holdout during Hurricane Katrina. He worked occasionally for a friend who owned Old Time Photo, one of those business where you take fake historical photos with your friends. On the night president Bush came to the city there was a seven-o-clock curfew. Casey was heading home at seven twenty when he had an encounter with a couple of state troopers. Casey tells the story of what happened next.
1/3/2012 • 4 minutes, 35 seconds
Larry's Thumb
I was walking my dog the other night when I came across Larry Boutan sitting on a concrete wall drinking a beer. I noticed he was missing his right thumb so I asked him how he lost it. This is the story of that fateful night when a large woman started hurling canned goods at him…
1/3/2012 • 1 minute, 35 seconds
Just Molly and Me
Francis Matherne was the organist at St. Henry’s catholic church in New Orleans for 25 years. A while back he brought some of his poems over to my house so I could record them. This is a short clip from that recording session.
1/3/2012 • 1 minute, 46 seconds
Goddamn Great Drum Music
I came across this LP from 1963 that features three naked women playing bongos on the cover. It’s one of the most inexplicable recordings I’ve ever heard. Each side is a single fourteen-minute track of what appears to be two people having sex on a rusty bed while a man plays the bongos and shouts in what may or may not be a real language. I give you the final two minutes of side A.
Now that’s what I call goddamn great drum music!
1/3/2012 • 3 minutes, 29 seconds
Broken Brain
These voice messages were left on my friend Danny’s phone by his dad. They are two of my all-time favorites. We’ll never know how the second message ends. The machine cut Danny’s dad off mid-message.
1/3/2012 • 3 minutes, 1 second
Faisdodo's Stomach
I was reading in bed one night when I heard a strange sound coming from the foot of my bed...