Nicole and Rich are back this week with main character Taylor Swift energy. Nicole shared her magical experience with daughter Parker at the Taylor Swift concert this past weekend and the tears that were had. They confirm our official podcast listeners' name from a 74 percent voter sweep on Instagram. Rich wasn’t sold and called fake news on these poll results, but make sure to follow us on Instagram and TikTok anyway! In another meld episode, Rich shared his list of the week, and Nicole wowed with her airport top that story. Just in case you didn’t know, Leo is Nicole’s dog. Rich asked the listeners, Where do you draw the line for spooky movies with your kids this spooky season? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Rich is back with a very special co-host, Matt Ryan! Nicole couldn't make this episode, so her husband Matt stepped up to the plate. The fellas talk travel, Halloween with the Ryan family, and without a doubt the mayhem in the baseball world. Rich and Matt reminisced on the Mets game they attended together last week, poser Dodger fans, and ring up Rich's lovely wife Sarah to intervene on her current obsession, decorating for Trunk or Treat. Sarah is on a Trunk or Treat path of revenge; she will not be snubbed again like last year!  Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

This week Nicole and Rich are back, and Nicole shares with everyone how the couple's trip went, that Rich was supposed to buy airplane tickets for many moons ago. Listeners, brace yourselves because today's episode is a FULL hybrid episode. You can say this is a mashup episode of its own. As baseball season rapidly heats up, Rich is headed to New York to catch the Mets games and surf on Nicole's couch. Nicole and Rich want to know, as Halloween approaches, which candy are you stealing from your kids? NAD+ is an anti-aging shot that Rich just discovered, and now he and Nicole will be investigating. Nicole shared songs Parker wrote when she was little, and Rich shared a few songs Emmy just wrote too. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

We’re back with Nicole and Rich, and they have a PSA: If you’re a teacher, don’t make kids feel afraid to ask to use the restroom. Nicole is still apologizing to her ex-childhood friend Mary Beth for splashing pee all over her. Rich hates that his daughter Emmy is no longer into rainbows, unicorns, and Bluey because she just wants to be sassy! The saga of Nicole’s son Keegan continued this week, and the chaos that ensued did not disappoint. Laughing gas, a sweaty Nicole, and an over communicative dentist led to the most chaotic dentist experience yet! Rich proposed we eat everything in our pantry and only that for a month. Nicole was mortified. Rich wants you all to know that he is the perfect husband. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

This week Nicole and Rich asked themselves, ‘Is Candy Corn a perverted candy?’. Rich shared with Nicole how he’s celebrating his 45th birthday by booking an appointment for a colonoscopy. Nicole and Rich question whether or not you have to go to every event your kid has and help a mother figure out how to act when she thinks her kid is ugly. Nicole is worried her son Keegan is becoming a pathological liar, and they discuss how to handle a kid who can’t stop lying. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich ask themselves, at what age do you stop picking your kids boogers? Rich wants the fan listener name to be the MTC (Mid-thrust Club), but Nicole isn't sold. She is giving all of you, listeners, until next week to lock in your Have Kids They Said.. fan name. Nicole's son, Keagan, AKA Baby Bruno, is sick, leading to a barf sesh all over Nicole and Matty's fresh linens. In December, Rich is volunteering to be in the school's lion mascot costume, and he can't wait to shine! He might be planning his dance moves as you read this. You don't need to be a parent to enjoy this show. Share the podcast with your friends! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at [email protected] on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole’s daughter Parker has taken on the Cornet, just in time for cold winters in their New York City apartment. Rich brought a special guest to today's episode—not just his lovely wife Sarah, but the Mets baseball game on his cellphone. Nicole’s husband, Matty, helped answer a listener's question on what to do when one has a narcissistic mother-in-law and nude friendly family members. Sarah reveals her stance on Rich's prompt from last week asking if it is cheating to have an orgasm by being danced on by a stripper. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.https://link.chtbl.com/hktspodFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Rich and Nicole’s separate households are starting to look like sports bars, as the husbands migrate all their TVs into the living room for football Sundays. Nicole, Rich, and producer Jess are upset at Henry Ford for cementing the 8-hour workday and 5-day workweek on September 25th, 1926. They listen to a moment with pop songstress Katy Perry and how life has brought her to motherhood singing Bluey songs and loving her little family with daughter Daisy and husband Orlando Bloom. Nicole reads some spicy aggressive texts between moms at her kids school and Rich poses a question involving hard-boiled eggs. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.https://link.chtbl.com/hktspodFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich have a PSA for all of you parents out there: don't be the last one to pick up your kids from school; it's not cool. Rich's daughter Emmy finally lost her first tooth, and if the "Tooth Fairy" was just little more inebriated, she might've given Emmy $100. The aftermath of the Diddy scandal has sent Nicole and Rich down a baby oil spiral. Also, what do you do when your child has friends that are twins? A listener questions if you have to invite both of them to your child's birthday party. Rich reveals the most embarrassing moment he had at a strip club, and it has us all divided. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.https://link.chtbl.com/hktspodFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Rich and Nicole go over possible fan name submissions; will you be the B*tches, Villagers, or The Haves? We appreciate the submissions and keep them coming. Nicole hated how her husband Matt approached disciplining their son Keegan over a low test grade. Rich proposes to Nicole, producer Jess, and all of you, that we should record a live show at the SiriusXM Las Vegas. Should we? As a parent, what would you do if you were being intimate with your partner and all of a sudden your child called out for you? Rich and Nicole troubleshoot that scenario for you and you won’t believe Nicole’s Top That story this week. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.https://link.chtbl.com/hktspodFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich are starting your week strong with scorching hot tea from special guest Mark Zito from the podcast, This Is Happening. Today's episode quickly became a Jerry Springer show because Rich still hasn't bought his vacation flight tickets. Ryze Mushroom Instagram ads have influenced Rich, and he'll report back if the coffee is a hit or miss. Nicole advises Rich to get off the podcast recording immediately, to call his daughter Emmy's school after Rich shares her latest interaction with another kid at school. Plus, please keep the listener's name suggestions coming! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.https://link.chtbl.com/hktspodFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Rich and Nicole are back with special guest, singer, songwriter, and actress, Halsey. Halsey shares her journey as a first-time mom, what it is like to tour with her son, and playing with Legos. Nicole asks her son Keegan about his out-of-this-world birthday wishlist. Rich hates that his kids are starting to tell him that he doesn’t know anything about music, Taylor Swift, or anything really, and Rich needs people to have a respectable foot game in an airplane; just keep them covered and off of people’s armrests. Nicole reveals Keegan was born at 4:20, to Matt’s delight. Plus, we still need you, listener, to give us your podcast listener name. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.https://link.chtbl.com/hktspodFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole is probably still shaking from the trauma she endured on her son Keegan's birthday yesterday. She needs a hug from all of you ASAP! Today gets emotional as Rich and Nicole take a beat to reflect on their parenting style. Never fear, we keep up the cheer with chats about the Miami Dolphins, the California heat, J.D. Vance's Nips, Rich's high school girlfriend's manifestation of his career in broadcasting, and so much more! Plus, listener, what would you like to be called? We want to know! Write in. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.https://link.chtbl.com/hktspodFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Summer is over and Rich & Nicole have SO much to catch up on and share with you! Rich engages his ‘Rules are for Fools’ mantra especially when it comes his kids, while Nicole sees a little rule bending is more for a well rounded teenager. Nicole has a close call on vacation with her honest child - the truthteller Keegan - and you’ll find out who wants to be heard, helped or held and who definitely does NOT want their problems solved by humping away. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.https://link.chtbl.com/hktspodFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Rich and Nicole think Jesus must've been HOT and wonder if he had a successful carpentry brand. Speaking of Jesus, what do you do as parents when your spiritual values differ? Matt and Nicole found out in public and in a pool. Rich has some negative thoughts about 20-year-olds and feels elevated for being turned on by well-supplied moms. If you have bandaids, play-doh, sticky notes, hair clips, and snacks, YOU are now the snack! Nicole unlocked a Keegan core memory in Top That, and Rich is devastated to not be the king of his home anymore.  Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.https://link.chtbl.com/hktspodFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich are back this week. LET'S GO!  Hawk Tuah Girl is also back but has been caught in a lie. Nicole and Rich fangirl over Costco and Kirkland and the worthwhile struggle it is to shop there while living in New York. Nicole wants to be besties with Alex Cooper from Call Her Daddy but feels conflicted about it. They dissect studies on which professions cheat the most in their relationships and what to do the moment another school mom aggressively renames your child. It's spicy! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.https://link.chtbl.com/hktspodFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Rich and Nicole have the case of the Mondays on a Thursday. Someone get these adult kids a drink! Oscar De La Hoya’s latest banana hammock look reminded Rich of De La Hoya’s fishnet look that he wore for a Halloween party years ago. This was the same Halloween party he and Nicole made-out with the same person. Nicole coined the term Manties: panties for men—but on a more serious note, Nicole's whole household is sick, and ZICAM is saving the day! Please sponsor us! Lastly, parents, when do you tell your kids that Santa is not real or that the cover singer who looks like Taylor Swift at the park isn't her? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.https://link.chtbl.com/hktspodFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole is stressed, and Rich is chilling while they reminisce and blush over Saved by the Bell. Together, they salivate over handsome actors over 50: Rob Lowe, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, John Stamos, Idris Elba, Josh Brolin, and more! Rich advises all the parents to open a 529 plan for their kids, and just in case you don't know what that is, a 529 plan is a tax-advantaged savings account designed to be used for the beneficiary's education expenses. We get into Raygun, Snoop Dogg Skechers, and naggy gift-giving grandparents. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.https://link.chtbl.com/hktspodFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Rich and Nicole get emotional today with Rich’s lovely wife, Sarahhh… But not before covering the story of a fitness girl who brought her Tupperware to a first date. Together, Rich and Nicole take us down memory lane, reminiscing on the different people they’ve dated and breaking down an etiquette list for parents to teach their kids. Sarah gets vulnerable with us and teaches us a lesson on the real meaning of self-care. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.https://link.chtbl.com/hktspodFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich invite the very thoughtful Lindsey Cormack onto the podcast today and discuss the importance of being able to have difficult conversations with your kids. Lindsey Cormack's book, How to Raise a Citizen (And Why It's Up to You to Do It), speaks directly to an America in which civic knowledge is alarmingly sparse and many people dread politics. Nicole and Rich might dread talking about this topic with their kids, but Lindsey proposes they shouldn't have to. This book is a tool for parents, educators, and anyone eager to fill this gap. Never fear, we still hear Rich's List and F**k If We Know. You can find Lindsey's book here: https://howtoraiseacitizen.com/Follow on Insta: https://www.instagram.com/howtoraiseacitizen/ Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.https://link.chtbl.com/hktspodFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Rich and Nicole are winning, saying wazzup and welcoming the new Hawk Tuah girl, Buffet Bae. Sorry, not sorry, we are still obsessed with Snoop Dogg and his role in the Olympics. On a funnier yet more serious note, Nicole shares what Matt told her one night after the kids went to bed, and what he said was so spicy! You'll just have to listen. Rich is worried that his wife, Sarah, is refusing to lie to their kids or omitting the truth. They become privy to the latest slang word, combining slay and living, making the word sliving. And we want to know: how would you react to dropping a cake on your kids' special day? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.https://link.chtbl.com/hktspodFollow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich are feeling shiny, not in the Rihanna shine bright like a diamond way, but more in the sweaty, shiny-looking way that Hailey Bieber is encouraging the masses to look like. Together, they marvel at nose jobs on social media and how they seem to be heightening people’s human experience. Like the rest of the world, Nicole and Rich are impressed by French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati and can agree that he took an L at the Olympics, but obtained a W in life! They answer questions from the Have Kids They Said... Facebook group and drop some wisdom on negotiating with your kids. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Rich and Nicole are back this week, with round 2 coming up. Rich shares that his wife, Sarah, and he went out to eat AYCE (all you can eat) sushi, and while Sarah was able to house a lumberjack-sized portion of sushi, Rich was getting woozy here! Nicole might have the funniest "Top That" moment in the history of this podcast, but Rich wants her to under promise and overdeliver. Together, they dig into the trending Trad Wives, Keegan and Hydrocortisone, and a haunted Uber ride. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich wonder if you have ever bumped into a celebrity and if they have ever made you feel like you’ve made their day. Rich shares a little about his experience while stopping by Mort’s in Tarzana, CA. Nicole adds to Rich’s list of the week as she gushes over the Olympics this year. We discuss Snoop Dogg, the many Olympians sharing a single bathroom in their housing, and Rich’s overall spicy take on the Olympics. Together, they answer one parent's plea for help as her daughter develops an attitude as she becomes teen, a 7-year-old's new-found hygiene routine, and a couple’s split guilt.  Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Rich and Nicole welcome the very hilarious and delightful Joe Gatto (Comedian, Actor, Impractical Jokers) back on the show! While catching up with Joe, we chatted about his fun new book available for presale called Where’s Bearry?, co-created with his kids! We dig into his stand-up comedy tour kicking off next month and answer your fan questions for Joe, Nicole, and Rich! Just like in Where’s Bearry?, without spoilers, we learn a little more about how to cope! Pre Order your copy of Where’s Bearry?https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/734484/wheres-bearry-by-joe-gatto-illustrated-by-luke-flowers/ Check out more on Joe’s tour here: https://www.joegattoofficial.com/#tour Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich reminisce on past relationships, connecting how we all pretend to be interested in something like Gin and Tonic, The Grateful Dead, or certain TV shows, knowing very well that it is a lie. The two shared the time their families spent together while Rich was back in New York last week, and yes, it involved shrooms and a glass shard in Rich's drink. Nicole's "hate that" moment this week involves a text message she received last night that is completely bonkers. Rich lays down a list of things not to say in front of your kids, and we are curious if you score as badly as Nicole did. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich are back in the studio for a very special Have Kids, They Said... episode! Nicole sets the record straight, triple-checks the facts with the help of listeners, and gets to the bottom of Bill Nance, the famous fisherman, and Jim Nantz, the famous American sportscaster. Some might say that Rich is dealing with the consequences of his choices by going on the longest road trip ever with his babies and can’t understand why they aren’t always in the best of moods. Stanley T. from the Morning Mashup makes a special appearance and drops some parental wisdom that Nicole and Rich truly appreciate. Nicole and Rich may have just found their parenting Yoda! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Rich is still on vacation and on a side quest to get to New York to visit Nicole; meanwhile, “Evil Rich Davis” is co-hosting today, aka Nicole’s husband Matty Ryan. Matt shares how the kids and he cried about having to leave their family vacation and the Outer Banks, while Nicole seemed pretty okay with it. Together, they go through Nicole’s list of the week, answer listener fan questions on pet peeves, and share the origins of their love story. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Hello friends, Nicole and Rich are still on the road, but never fear; the podcast is here! Nicole might not know who Jim Nantz is, but at least she doesn't get the nervous farts from indecisive food ordering like Rich. Together they dive into witnessing how other parents discipline their children, irrational tantrums, passenger princesses and what they hate: is it Matty or Daddy? Nicole shares the wildest "Top That" story she has ever experienced! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole & Rich are on the road this week and absolutely not out of pocket (whatever that means!) with plenty of beachy, ice cream and vacation vibes. Nicole witnessed the best fireworks ever in the history of the world, while Rich reveals the worst thing you can think about when you’re at the Waterpark this summer. We also hear your parenting questions about wedding invitation etiquette, riptides at the beach and what are your kids pressuring you for!? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich are off this week on holiday! In the meantime, Rich, Sarah, and the babies have road trip stories to share, question if you can use the phrase crybaby, and dabble in road trip snacks! From HKTS, we want to wish you a happy Independence Day! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

The Hawk Tuah girl reigns supreme this week and has Nicole questioning what her technique is truly used for. As the heat rages on, the team reminisces on ice cream truck goodies such as the Wrestling Ice Cream Sandwiches, Blue Bunny Tweety Bird Ice Cream Bars, and Otter Pops. Rich introduces us to pebbling and a new game called Bullshit or Beautiful, and spoiler alert: Nicole is thrilled! Together, they examine an experiment of a couple who said yes to their kids all day. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

It is officially summertime and Nicole and Rich are glowing! This heat has proven to us that there are some comforts worth paying for, like that enormous electric bill for a cool cool AC. Justin Timberlake was pulled over and identified as the Trolls movie star and Nicole could not get past it! Rich asks what some non-negotiables in a partner are and while he doesn’t care for someone who asks their family for everything, Nicole won’t date a sober bro. And Nicole was today years old when Rich taught her what an Adios Motherf**ker cocktail is. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Rich is trying to look trim and is wondering, can he get shmexy within 2 weeks? After realizing that sex and work are the same thing because all people want afterwards is positive reinforcement, we wonder does it even count if no one validates us? Nicole is officially at war with silly black putty like most parents. Nicole and Rich bond over their love for packed schedules this summer, keeping their word, and gifts that turned out accidental goofs! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Inside Out 2 is crushing it at the box office while bringing Nicole to tears. Rich shares his WET buttery popcorn secret—nothing like what you get at the store. Most parents worry about their kids getting bullied by puberty-riddled tweens, but Rich shares the mantra he shares with his kids. Special guest: Nicole’s husband Matt gives his hot take on Bill Belichick and his new 24-year-old girlfriend, and a mom pokes holes in her daughter's condoms. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Exclusive to Have Kids, They Said Podcast: Rich finds out the (non at all scientific) SEVEN Questions You Should Ask Your Soulmate and puts Nicole to the test. We then talk about our perfect Starbucks order (and the coffee with the longest title, can you guess?), how there are way too many parties in the park (and whose kid is crashing them all) at the same time, and why we don’t let grandma mind the kids. PLUS, Nicole gets recognized on the subway but (you guessed it) her daughter finds it cringe. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole & Rich are feeling a little OK, Boomer today with everyone showing up with a sigma and rizz, no cap. We get real stuck into JLo and Ben's relationship, why Bad Boys is killin’ it at the box office and how to be the better person through a divorce for the kids. Meanwhile, Rich finds out what graduation ceremonies are like these days (no whooping or hollering!) and Nicole wonders, do the curtains match the drapes when it comes to old men in Hollywood dyeing their silvers. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Today, Nicole and Rich are in their bikini/mankini and looking for some good quality 1:1 time with the kids, but not too much time with the neighbors (why can’t they get the hint to clear out?!) who love Nicole’s Live Laugh Love home decor (JK!). We hear what makes Nicole’s daughter ‘cringe’ and if Rich is the topic of Nicole’s therapy. We also meet Major Buddy! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

It’s real love with a prenup! Rich & Nicole are so worried about love and marriage when someone in their 90s looks like a walking skeleton on his wedding day! But soon enough we get wistful about the icons who taught us how to read: the OG Levar Burton! You’ll hear our thoughts on which parts of our bodies we should wash (non negotiable!), kids & having a ditch day, vaping and our thoughts on authority figures and what we all actually want to know: Did Rich have a rattail in the 80s?! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole & Rich are celebrating with you today for it’s the 200th Episode of Have Kids, They Said! Take a walk down memory lane, revisit the wild and wonderful topics like lactation porn, diaper bombs, testing The Mormon Soak, having Bridgerton Sex, and who could forget Tinsel Tits. Rich then tries to convince how we’re all VIPs with a TSA Pre-Check and we remember the time Nicole almost died? We also discover new ways to embarrass your kids! Thank you for listening to Have Kids, They Said! We love you! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

This episode Nicole & Rich get really stuck into the many reasons why we can’t have nice things, why people suck and why was Rich scammed so easily by a 7 year old?! You’ll also hear what Chuck E. Cheese and Cardi B have in common, why Nicole has a picnic blanket with her and if Rich made it to his kid's birthday party after travel delays. The woes of parenting and getting the work life balance, and plenty more! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Proving that YES we are all body and sex positive these days, Nicole & Rich are back for another week of NSFK (not safe for kids) topics but are joined by Nicole’s husband Matt Ryan for an exclusive & detailed conception story, (will they ever know for sure?). They also answer your questions about that hellhole daily grind of 5pm to bedtime, getting outside with your kids and could Rich be parent of the year?  Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Rich experiences the biggest meltdown ever in public while his partner Sarah has a Mom’s Night Out where the gals let their hair down. Nicole hears all about the modern parenting trends right now and especially wants to let her kids get bored, but you can’t miss her story about one of kids letting a big one rip in the elevator. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

It’s time to debrief on the events of Mother’s Day because Nicole isn’t happy, and when did it become her responsibility to capture all the family memories!? Meanwhile, Rich is trying some new discipline techniques to stop the eye rolling and we hear your parenting questions about birthday party etiquette, maintaining friendships and more. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Should parents still ground their kids? That's today's big topic, but first Nicole's hubby Matt makes a guest appearance to help settle an important debate: is it normal for men to do bathroom push-ups before sex? Plus, in "Top That" we hear why dog owners may want to avoid buying a Roomba and about the bonkers photo requests made by Rich's seatmate on a recent flight. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich dive into the week's hot pop culture news, from The Roast of Tom Brady to the Drake vs. Kendrick Lamar rap beef—and you bet Nicole somehow manages to bring the convo back to Taylor Swift. They then answer your questions about healthy eating habits for kids, how to choose another couple to vacation with, and how to handle a toddler sneaking out at night. If you want to learn Rich and Nicole's early radio host nicknames, you won't want to miss this episode! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

As professional talkers both Nicole and Rich have been suffering from the Art of Small Talk recently. Rich cannot believe the words that are coming out of his mouth in various awkward encounters this week. Meanwhile, Nicole’s son has been up to mischief and her housecleaner shaming her bedroom antics. We hate cake pops, lice and Woody Woodpecker this week and you will laugh/cry too. Oh! And Nicole & Rich will be reunited soon and celebrate 20 years of friendship! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Today, Nicole can’t even get one whole minute alone from the kids to record the podcast while Rich nurses a Little League injury from a 6 year-old. It’s peak parenting time all round! We hear from you this week, with your questions about travel, Justin Beiber & Jerry Seinfeld, when’s the right time to have another kid and what are three things we can’t live without. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

As a parent, what is turning you on? Rich & Nicole are constantly surprised at what has them hot and bothered. It’s Spring Break for Nicole and she’s discovered her love language is logistics while her husband Matt is chaotically “time blind”. Rich is juggling some wildly competitive kids on the softball field. And we wanna know, are you ordering kids meals for yourself while dining out? Also Nicole interviews The Rock with an unfortunate interruption from her kid. Truly a ‘Have Kids They Said’ moment. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

We learn how to properly blow (out candles) and while we're waiting for the Spice Girls reunion, Taylor Swift teaches us about what "fortnight" means. Rich continues to be a sport fan but please no farts. Nicole and Rich ask the big questions: Do we worry about the end of the world? Is the best era of Women’s Sports here? And what is the right protocol with kids' parties and no gifts? But if you're under 45 years old and your name is Barbara, Nicole & Rich wanna know you! Give the IG a follow and send a DM! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Today Nicole and Rich recap stories from Coachella and The Masters before discussing acceptable excuses to miss your child's birth. Then, cool mom Nicole laments that her kids are finding her more embarrassing while Rich sounds off on parents who think it's wrong to coach kids in sports to "play angry." And last but not least, Rich reveals he sobbed during the Bluey half-hour special and Nicole recounts how her auctioneer career got effed by a dumb Gatsby font. Top that! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole has new glasses! Which naturally leads to discussing... smuggling drugs through TSA inside bodily orifices? Yep! After that fun detour, Rich & Nicole dish about NYC reducing its rat population using RAT BIRTH CONTROL (yes, this is real), how weird it is seeing a teacher outside of school, and restaurant check splitting etiquette. Plus, they dive into how to keep a younger child occupied at events (hint: stuff their face with snacks) and if it's ok to taste your partner's breast milk. Yum? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

What are we wearing to school drop off & pick up, people? Rich thinks parents are a little TOO put together in LA, meanwhile New Yorkers are 1000% keeping it real like usual, according to Nicole. This episode you’re getting all the ups and downs of parent life: drama at the junior sports league, whether to book a cleaner or DIY, accidentally creating VIP kids and finally, we’ll find out what the difference between a hotel and a motel is. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

If you’re calling radio stations and making song requests in the year 2024, then Nicole and Rich are not going to stand for it! This episode, you’ll hear a little game of ‘Nerd OR Awesome?’ and we wanna know: what kind of books would you put on display on your newly built bookshelves? You’ll also get the lowdown on the team’s fave emojis, a bunch of fun listener questions and which fast food restaurant we’d want to literally bottle and make into a candle. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

This week has been a doozy - Nicole gives an update to her eye problems and why her health is causing her so much stress. But on to lighter things - doesn’t everyone in New York have a friend who f*cked Jeter? This week Nicole hates that her son forgets to flush, not doing Target HER way, and not being able to see causing her to go the wrong way on the subway. Rich hates that his daughter isn’t being gentle with his son, that everything in their house is a competition, and his kids being picky. But that’s okay, because we’ve GOT to talk about how conjoined twin Abby Hensel got married. I mean… what does that entail. Rich and Nicole say what everyone is thinking. Finally, they top that with bad health days, not being the funniest person in the room, and is this cake?  Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Now this is how you start a podcast - coughing your lungs out. Why? Because everyone is sick. Nicole and Rich talk about how you can’t blame someone for getting you sick anymore. Nicole opens up about her current “Ace Ventura vibe,” and Rich reads his list of the week (kids need to read the room, holidays are too complicated, and no bad April Fools pranks). They answer your questions about dealing with your kids’ bad friends, allowing independence, and wonder what’s the deal with grandparents these days? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Today, Nicole and Rich are wondering how you enhance your life as a parent (without your kids around!) before getting into spring break activities that drain us of our energy and our wallets and fun date night ideas, and you’ll find out why Rich has a nipple problem. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich jumped to conclusions and debrief after the recent Royal news and they wanna know: when did you get it wrong? Meanwhile, they whip through some insightful parenting advice thanks to your questions on sleeping, how many precious years do we have with our kids and how to find time for your sex life while parenting. Also, we have some hot tips on baby names, and how P.F. Chang's determined Rich’s kid name. A friendly reminder that this podcast is definitely not safe for kids, it’s for parents only! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich are thinking about two things: the Olympics and ... Kate Middleton. Stick around for things we hate this week (could give you the ICK - the NSFW variety), if our kids are competitive (and if we want them to be as parents), and some wild naked escapades that could actually be the best 'Top That' of all time. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

When was the last time you had a sloppy joe? Nicole & Rich are back with lots of flavorful stories (and memories) along with The F*ck Do We Know questions for you today about parenting, how you find a great (or just decent) pediatrician, how do you get your kids to eat actual healthy food and plenty more. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Parents have gone wild this week as Rich is back from vacation and knows way too much about the Spring Breaker crowd. We talk about what 'words' work with your kids, who is the 'fun parent' (Rich? or Nicole?) and then what goes down in the intimacy aisle STAYS in the intimacy aisle. Steamy! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Today, Nicole is not committing Murder on the Dancefloor, while Rich has his kids packing light for vacation. The pair celebrate the Kelce family's success in parenting Jason & Travis and recall two VERY different parents from the first reality TV show: The Osbournes. Nicole & Rich also dig deep into whether we need parents' permission to post photos to socials. Special guest stars Emmy & Ben pop by and their collectible toys (and what we hate)! Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole & Rich are back with their regular podcasting schedule and here to answer your questions on a Tuesday! Do we want to know the ins and outs of famous people's sex lives? Have we heard about the F*ck You Fours as opposed to the Terrible Twos? What's your fantasy now you're a parent? What's the best age to travel with your kids for an actual relaxing holiday? AND, are you the hot one at school pick up? Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Nicole and Rich are back with an update about the podcast and get straight back into it! They discuss who has the best-looking feet, how to deal with 4-year-old tantrums and if YouTube’s Ms Appleberry is the best teacher around. Rich asks Nicole when - if EVER - is the right circumstance to cover our friend's babysitter bill? Also find out why snail jizz gets a special shout out. Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.Follow on social media:Instagram @havekidstheysaidpodNicole @mashupnicoleRich @richdavisand @siriusxm

Matt Ryan co-hosts this special episode with Nicole and the pair discuss psycho basketball dads, Matt's recent injury and traveling with kids. They also discuss freezing on camera, bad dogs and broken elevators.

Parenting experts Rich and Nicole explain why you should throw butter at your kids. They also answer the big questions like: should kids be punished for using violence as self defense? Should teachers punish students for eating "unhealthy snacks? Should you follow your friend's OnlyFans account? All this and more on Have Kids, They Said.

With the Super Bowl coming up, Rich and Nicole go over partying around kids and where to draw the line. Rich’s volunteer position turns into “volun-telling” him what to do and Nicole has another story where parents get too intense watching kids sports. The pair also go over the school book fair, parents who take too much time with pictures, and dropping the ball… literally.

Supporting your kids can be tough, especially when it comes to shaving their bits. Rich and Nicole go over how to handle awkward questions, traveling without kids and if sex during pregnancy is weird. Your favorite parenting “experts” also discuss Matt’s latest knee injury, dressing slutty over 40 and how 40% of Americans don’t have a bestie.

Rich goes to Disneyland with his family and loses his temper at one of the employees. Meanwhile, Nicole has all sorts of questions about something called “Man Camp”. Also, is it worse for men when they get sick or do women simply have a higher tolerance for discomfort? This and more on this episode of Have Kids, They Said.

How do you handle rude dance moms, family fights over TV’s and friends taking their sick kids out in public? Nicole and Rich give their hot takes on these topics and more, like what body parts they’re willing to expose for a joke and the unexpected side effects of edibles.

Sports can bring out the worst in parents as Nicole and Matt discover at their kid’s basketball game. Also in this episode: a sleepover gone horribly wrong, the magic of Hulk Hogan, the struggle of constant fatigue and the pain of slow walkers.

Where do babies come from? Rich and Nicole go over how to answer when your kid wants to know more about the birds and the bees. They also discuss a terrifying ordeal with the kids at the doctor's office, the Stanley Cup craze, defiant youngsters and how to prepare your kid to travel with another family. 

How would you rate yourself out of 10? Rich has a theory on how people rate themselves and Nicole has a mishap involving a toilet. Also in this episode: Jennifer Coolidge impressions, the mean (and factual) things kids say and the story of how Sara got abducted in a shopping mall.

Perfume might smell nice but it sure doesn’t taste good- Rich and Nicole go over their run ins with perfuming your bits and bobs. They also discuss 9 year olds in Sephora, whether meds should be given to other people’s kids, airplane doors being blown out mid-flight and learning to love babies.

Rich and Nicole go over the holidays, presents and why batteries should always be included. The duo also go over their New Years Resolutions, Nicole realizes she has to watch what she says when her kid asks her what OnlyFans is and Rich does some doomsday prep at his house. All this and much more on Have Kids, They Said....

It’s that time of year again- Nicole and Rich go over everything to do with the holidays. From Christmas movies and Hanukkah gifts to vomit on stage at the choir concert, it’s a truly magical season. Also in this episode: Playdates needing  a hard out, old friends coming out and pharmacy madness.

What do you do when kids lie? Rich and Nicole have very different parenting strategies when you catch your kid in a fib. The duo also go over lies you tell your partner, the upcoming roast of Tom Brady, and roasting yourself to be a better parent.

Nicole discovers holiday season is the perfect time to teach her kids about gratitude… or at least try. Rich shares his tips for attending holiday parties and the duo discuss the top 5 mistakes parents are making with the holiday season. Also in this episode: Rich’s anniversary update, surviving the apocalypse with kids, and getting your kids to eat vegetables.

Is there such a thing as trashy parenting? Rich and Nicole react to the viral trend outlining some parenting red flags. They also discuss getting recognized in public with their families, the best place and time to wrap gifts, insane baseball contracts, and how a man and some pumpkin bars have ripped the internet apart.

Rich runs into some serious trouble with Sara as they plan their annual gingerbread Christmas party and Nicole has to keep her kids calm when they see roadkill. Also in this episode: are theraguns the hottest new sex toy? Can Elf on the Shelf be used to keep kids in line? All this and more on Have Kids, They Said.

How early is too early for “the talk” and how much detail do kids need? Rich and Nicole go over some big topics like having more kids, dealing with meltdown triggers and shopping at Costco.

Panic ensues when Nicole loses her kid on vacation and a trip to the mini-golf course ends in tears for Rich’s kids. Also in this episode: explaining what “drunk” means to your kids and that lying for a good cause is okay.

Thanksgiving is over and Rich noticed his friends are getting older and going grey - Is it weird for men to touch up their appearance like women often do? The duo also discuss timid kids and their timid parents and the awkward conversation of paying for play dates.

Thanksgiving is upon us and Rich and Nicole are feeling more thankful than ever as they reflect on their kids; how they don’t listen and bite butts. Also in this episode, the pair discuss Nicole’s prank on Rich’s brother, the rush from Halloween to Christmas, and how kids understand sarcasm.

Nicole and Rich disagree about thank you letters and go over how to raise high achievers according to experts. The two also discuss going barefoot on the plane, Taylor Swift’s latest concert drama and the differences between what parents and childless adults post on Instagram.

Potty training is tough! Rich and Nicole discuss the do's and don'ts along with how to raise kids to deal with bullies. Your favorite parenting podcasters also discuss Rich's experience on set of a porn, toxic masculinity, mononucleosis (mono) and the risks of searching your symptoms on WebMD.

Nicole and Rich discuss a dad who wants to be called “Father” by his kids and whether good grades should be rewarded. Also, the duo go over allowing your kids to cry, freedom vs. wealth, National Nacho Day and Alexa’s ability to make fart sounds.

Halloween may be over but Rich and Nicole go over the Switch Witch, Trick-or-treating and discuss the potential dangers of Halloween candy. Also in this episode, Nicole tells everyone someone died… but got the wrong person and Rich goes over a restaurant in Georgia charging extra to bad parents.

A gender reveal goes horribly wrong and Rich and Nicole discuss whether or not new parents should care about gender. The duo also go over bad nannies, following through on threats and promises, open relationships and so much more including Britney Spears, Bud Lite, and barging in on your partner while they're in the shower.

Nicole accidentally attempts burglary and a scandal at Rich's local Fall Festival leads to suspicions of vote tampering. Also in this episode: what to do when your kids try to help but end up creating more work and the unexpected outcome of growing a moustache.

Rich and Nicole answer one of the most difficult questions in parenting - do you have a favorite kid? The pair also discuss Rich's new moustache, screen addictions, David and Victoria Beckham, and a would-you-rather between Lenny Kravitz and Sam Hartman.

Rich gets in trouble at his son's art class when he gives all of his attention to another kid and Nicole has a humiliating run-in with her former nanny. The pair also discuss Halloween, Nicole's movie theater mishap and being left out of other kid's birthday parties.

Is being too soft with kids a problem and do "Ice Pack Parents" make it worse? Rich and Nicole discuss along with how to deal with whininess, kids getting bullied by their friends, and when to be upset at your partner over porn. They also breakdown all the latest weird and wacky headlines including Jada Pinkett and Will Smith, fighting kangaroos and Taylor Swift's new movie.

With kids, or without kids, that is the question- especially when making plans. In this episode, Nicole and Rich discuss the awkwardness of planning adults-only events, whether or not you should let your kids win at games, and what happens when a lice outbreak happens at your kid's school. Also in this episode: Rich has to coach a violent child at little league and Nicole has to deal with awkward noises during a wedding toast. 

Nicole and Rich answer some big questions like how soon is too soon to hit up a recent divorcee? And is shouting the same as child abuse? They also go over the things they miss the most about a childless life and all the latest headlines. From Halloween movies and DJ Will Ferrell to the media and celebrity relationships, nothing is off the table on this Tuesday episode of Have Kids, They Said.

Kids can make things so awkward for parents so Nicole and Rich break down the ways their kids make them cringe. From wanting a playdate with a random kid to making rude comments a little too loudly, it can all feel uncomfortable. The two also discuss sharing your partner's clothing, Nicole's embarrassing gynecology appointment, dolphins and random facts. 

Have you ever regretted having your kid? In the first Tuesday episode of the podcast, Nicole and Rich answer some tough questions. The duo explore why parents might have second thoughts about parenthood and whether birthday gifts are owed. Also in this episode, what threesomes can reveal about your sexuality, why someone owns a lock of George Washington's hair and so much more.

Obviously, Nicole thinks she’s cool but do her kids agree? Rich unlocks a new secret dish guaranteed to make your kids ask for seconds. The duo discuss rude kids at T-ball, getting ready for Halloween, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce and farting dogs on turbulent planes. Plus, some exciting new updates on the show!

When your partner is wrong, should you tell your kids or should you be a united force at all times? Rich and Nicole discuss this along with raising kids who can't handle arguments and damage control when kids pee on things they shouldn't. Also in this episode, the weirdest relationship ever: Ethan Slater and Ariana Grande, people who should want to see you (but don't), and finishing conversations too early.

Rich faces one of the biggest challenges of his life while Nicole explores ways to deal with her kids bickering. They also discuss the best new way to send out birthday party invites as well as the latest headlines from the divorce of Sophie Turner and Nick Jonas to the NFL. Don't forget: new merch is out now! Head to Instagram and search @MashupNicole or @RichDavis and click the link in bio.

Merch is out now! Head to Instagram and search @MashupNicole or @RichDavis and click the link in bio. Rich starves himself for a juice cleanse and Nicole has the family dinner date from hell. The two go over the problems with soft-parenting, the passing of Jimmy Buffet and attending concerts with kids. 

Nicole argues with an angry woman over her kids’ safety while Rich agrees to coach a local little league team… and immediately regrets it. The pair discuss avoiding neighbors, Bad Bunny’s dirty pics, wedding rings and growing older.

Nicole explains how difficult it is to get dirty while on family vacation and Rich goes over swimming lessons with his kids and wondering what it will be like when they grow up and move out. The two go over the Tuohy family, gender reveals, and more.

Rich and Nicole try to figure out if Rich’s wife, Sarah, was scammed. The duo also discuss what to do when your kids break something in someone else’s home and breakdown some of the weirdest headlines around the world including legally changing your name for free Subway sandwiches, Alabama boat brawls, and the conclusion of Taylor Swift’s epic tour.

Should you be putting your kids on social media? Nicole and Rich discuss the potential impact of putting your kids online. Also in this episode: Rich tells his wife to steal sushi, Nicole's kids give her curfews, and all of the weirdest headlines on Rich's feed.

Nicole and Rich discuss what to do when your kids are mean, getting evicted and traveling long distances.

Rich and Nicole are together in New York! Nicole bar hops ...sort of... and Rich explains the fascinating science of dolphins.

How old is too old to explain your kid's age in months? Rich and Nicole discuss this as well as pools with too many rules, bathroom scares and how to break generational curses.

It's tough when kids have a favorite parent. Rich, Nicole, Sarah, Matt and Nicole's Mom all hop on to discuss favoritism in kids, the ethics of bribery, and the logistics of kids on vacation.

Rich and Nicole go over Father's Day and teaching your kids the value of a dollar.

Rich and Nicole discuss strange ways kids use the bathroom and how the onset of puberty can impact your kid's behavior.

Rich and Nicole go over getting sick, getting lost and getting caught (with friends). 

Flirting with your spouse can be tough, especially with kids. Rich and Nicole break down the do's and don'ts of flirting.

Nicole helps Rich dissect an argument he had with his wife over kids, groceries and chicken salad.

Rich and Nicole go over the "7 day challenge", massages with happy endings and signs your kids might be turning evil.

Nicole and Rich discuss serving alcohol to parents at kids parties, trying (and failing) to make friends with other parents, fighting with spouses, and the return of 'apparently kid'.

Should couples prioritize their marriage over their children? Rich and Nicole discuss odd kids, hosting school events and answer tough questions.

Rich and Nicole go over Coachella, first kisses, living with pets, and what happens when your kids start yelling obscenities in the classroom.

Nicole and Rich go over Easter with the kids and how they feel about people without children complaining.

Whether it's root canals or 7 days of sex, Rich and Nicole face new challenges.

This week, Nicole experienced some awkward moments with a swim instructor while Rich discovered what to do when your kid eats their toys.

Rich goes over his trip to Mexico while Nicole dissects what to do when your kids lose things. 

Nicole asks Matt if he'd like to "Soak" while Rich explores new ways to get your kids to listen.

Sarah joins Rich and Nicole to go over how to keep things wild... and mild in the bedroom.

Nicole and Rich break down creative ways they've kept their love lives interesting and discuss the importance of getting along with influential parents.

Nicole is back and gives Rich the full rundown of her time recovering from the accident. Rich gets his summer bod ready.

An important update on Nicole as she recovers from her accident.

Matt joins Rich and Nicole to discuss how to get better prices at the grocery store, how to ask kids to do chores and the wonderful world of Hibachi.

This episode, Nicole and Rich tackle the most important issues facing parents today: Bluey concerts and Spam meat. They also discuss being ignored, taking care of your spouse and sleepless nights.

Nicole and Rich are joined by Tik Tok dad, Chip Leighton to go over all the reasons to apologize to your family.

It's a new year and a new episode of Have Kids They Said. Rich and Nicole go over gift giving mishaps and the family drama that comes with the holiday season.

Nicole and Rich go over how to have a happy holidays with kids plus some things to avoid.

Rich and Nicole get ready for the holidays by tackling picky eaters and "bratty" behavior.

Rich and Nicole go over red-eye flights, awkward injuries, and holiday parties.

Rich and Nicole go over Thanksgiving and the unique problems with raising boys.

Rich and Nicole struggle to give thanks when Nicole is walked in on (again) and Rich begins to feel insecure with his looks.

Rich and Nicole go over the do's and don'ts of getting it on with your partner.

Nicole and Rich are joined by comedians Kevin Laferriere and Evan Kyle Berger of the 'Dumb Dads' podcast who help them dissect nighttime routines and being sick while parenting. 

Rich and Nicole go over the spooky season and the reality of parenting with comedian and social media star, Lisa Marie Riley.

Rich and Nicole keep it 100 with comedian and parenting expert, Joe Gatto of ‘Impractical Jokers’ in the 100th episode of Have Kids, They Said!

Talkback and sock bats. This episode, Nicole and Rich cover it all- from their kids' amazing one-liners to how schools are making things too easy for students.

Rich and Nicole discuss sleeping patterns and awkward places to go to the bathroom.

Something goes wrong with Rich's meat while Nicole's kids learn about lying versus joking.

Rich and Nicole explore the internet and discuss having "the talk" with their kids.

Nicole and Rich go over The Queen, Airports and Meltdowns. 

Rich and Nicole go over spoiling your kids, monsters and how to show respect in the bedroom.

Rich and Nicole discuss how much is too much for a babysitter, annoying things our partners say and wether or not friends without kids should accommodate parents.

It's back to school season! Rich and Nicole explore ways kids can deal with bullies and go over some not-so-awesome things that happened during summer vacation.

Nicole and Rich go over the crazy fears kids have and forming alliances with other parents.

Rich and Nicole go over some of the highlights of their time together in New York.

Nicole and Rich discuss what happens when your kids walk in on you "wrestling" with your partner. 

Nicole sees if her kid will go fight with her while Rich explores new ways to support your kids' confidence.

Nicole feels like nothing is ever good enough for her kids while Rich tries to fit in with "cool dads" at his kid's school.

Nicole and Rich go over the chaos of celebrating July 4th with kids... and the dog.

Nicole ponders using her name to get better service while Rich discusses how to cope with sickness while watching the kids.

Rich and Nicole discuss the different ways their partners are snapping.

Nicole asks Rich for advice over a fight she had with her husband right before their anniversary.

Nicole gets emotional in a discussion involving Mary Lou Retton and planning ahead while Rich is getting ready for Pride Month.

Nicole and Rich discuss how parenting has changed since they were kids.

Rich has an embarrassing episode in Target while Nicole's daughter nearly costs her $10,000 at an auction.

Nicole shares a story about her kids playing 'Would You Rather' and Rich turns it into an adult game.

Nicole and Rich discuss what can go wrong when you jump to conclusions.

Nicole explains how steamy books and TV have impacted her while Rich goes over his latest hobbies.

Nicole takes issue with Uber and Rich shares a discovery he made at Walmart.

Nicole and Rich discuss how to take advantage of the Easter Bunny and how to avoid spoiling your kids.

Sometimes you have to show your kids who's boss. Rich and Nicole discuss how as well as small lies they tell their kids to get them to behave.

Do parents need dress codes for dropping their kids off at school? What's the best way to trim your kids' nails? Rich and Nicole have the answers.

Kids take after their parents in some amazing... and not-so-amazing ways. Nicole wants her kid to stop saying "dude" and "bro" while Rich has advice for passive parents.

This week, Nicole and Rich discuss it all: weird instagram posts, words of wisdom from celebrity friends, and celebrating your child's minor achievements. 

Kids can be rude. Luckily, Nicole and Rich are here to discuss some ways to correct rude behavior.

Nicole's vacation didn't go quite as planned and Rich takes us through his kids first haircuts.

Staying in shape is tough but Rich is feeling motivated. Luckily, Nicole has some workout tips from Insta-moms.

When it comes to kids, grandparents can be helpful... but sometimes, they get in the way.

Nicole and Rich reminisce about dating and life before kids.

Rich and Nicole have different takes on how to apologize... and how not to apologize.

Wether it's singing songs or passing gas, kids can be loud. Parents can be too- and sometimes, we wish the kids weren't listening...

This week, we're covering some deescalation techniques: muttering under your breathe and "being fancy".

Can one haircut determine your kid's personal style forever?

Nicole and Rich celebrate their last episode of 2022, tell some of Santa’s secrets and have some ideas for how Santa can enter homes without chimneys (the toilet??). 

It’s the holiday season but these nights are not silent.  

To elf or not to elf (on the shelf)? That is the question we’re asking this week.

Rich takes on a tough question from a listener and Nicole has had enough with her son’s game show hosting. 

Nicole’s son carries on the long tradition of men playing pee games and Rich is licking oatmeal off his kids faces. 

Rich wonders why we don't have crypto currency class and Nicole’s daughter Parker says: “Mommy you're delusional”. 

Nicole’s son sparks an illicit dance party and Rich loses his senses. 

Rich goes home with a stupid ugly pumpkin and Nicole picks a fight at the park.

Nicole has 15 amazon boxes she’s trying to hide and Rich wants you to “keep your punk a$$ in check.”

Sarah needs a big time break and everyone is sick of seeing other parents perfect lives on instagram. 

 Is it possible to have an open marriage with kids? Let’s discuss. 

Nicole found where her son has been hiding all his trash and Rich is looking for the line between overdoing it and under doing it. 

Rich as a new diet and it's making him a whole lot happier. Meanwhile everything is not copacetic with Nicole.

Nicole is stuck on the couch and Rich is in direct competition with his daughter's teacher.

Nudity, confrontation and tampons are just a few of the topics Rich and Nicole tackle on this ‘sode.

We’ve got nanny problems, dog problems and kid problems. Always kid problems.

In this ‘sode, we’re watching HG-Rich-TV and using candy as “kid-bait”.

Rich has discovered Lucky Charms Marshmallow Clusters and Nicole insists that a vacation with kids is not a real vacation. 

Nicole recounts an epic traffic stop and Rich’s hope for new parent friends is dashed. 

Rich has a new way of dealing with his enemies and Nicole is on Divorce.com.

Nicole is still recovering from Glick Fest 2021 and Rich weighs his preferences for curb appeal vs. a** cheeks. 

Rich is still in denial about having kids when it comes to home decor and Nicole has a stalker. 

Nicole meets one of her least favorite moms ever and Rich has harrowing flight experience. 

Rich and Nicole are feeling things out this week.

Nicole is fantasizing about something strange and Rich is becoming a little too casual. 

Rich refuses to base his couch purchases on his kids and Nicole has a wild story about her beach house.

Nicole is over golf and Rich is concerned that he’s overreacting. 

“I’m glad everybody’s here because it’s time to listen, pull up a chair” - Rich Davis

Rich discovers his calling and Nicole recounts a mortifying letter sent home to friends about their son.

Nicole is struggling with her nanny’s timeliness and Rich explores the highs and lows of gender reveals.

Rich analyzes school drop-off fashion choices and Nicole has had it with Keegan’s demands for “cold water - two ice cubes”.

Nicole hates food coloring and Rich has a pressing hypothetical to share.

Rich is worried that Emmy is too soft and Nicole is considering sticking a fork in her husband Matt’s eye.

Nicole suspects her son, Keegan, might be clairvoyant and Rich has had it with stickers.

Rich and Nicole explore things that were better before they “fixed” them, what's growing in your kids bath toys and why zoom is ruining us all. 

Special guest Sara (Rich’s beautiful wife) has a lot to say about Rich this week and Nicole gets into a case involving mismatched pajamas.

Nicole faces the next generation of “calm down, relax” and Rich is impressed with Emmy’s creative lyrical ad-libbing. 

Rich is over school picture day and Nicole has an embarrassing story about parent teacher conferences.

Nicole and Rich take on “Unparenting” and talk through some of their less conventional parenting methods.

Rich has a story about a drugstore rainbow unicorn and Nicole is correcting Parker about some hilarious mistakes.

Certain words are being banned in Nicole’s house and Rich gets his first “Dad” from Emmy. 

Rich throws it back with a list of things all kids do and Nicole is “rounding down, like I always do” when it comes to money.

From cows with surprising names to that big question Dad’s face, this week Rich and Nicole have got genitalia on the brain.

Keegan’s #winning has got Nicole on edge and Rich’s workout equipment is rebelling. 

Rich has been observing friends without children and breaks down their envious daily activities for Nicole who can’t get enough of her greatest escape: Bridgerton. 

Nicole and Rich guess one another's resolutions and explore which of their kids’ recent habits should actually concern them. 

Keegan Spills at the dentist (multiple times) and Emmy has been permanently scarred by the Disney version of a Christmas Carol.

Nicole and Rich debate whether Santa can be used as a threat and Nicole remembers how her family celebrated Hanukkah growing up.

Rich and Nicole get into the weirdness of Santa pandemic pictures and reminisce about their own school photos. 

No one wants to hang out with Rich and Nicole recounts how she got into an accidental beef with a woman on a scooter. 

Rich is off kids duty for a week which means sex and pizza and Nicole taught her son Keegan something she now (sort of) regrets. 

Rich is wearing a beautiful bathrobe to begin celebrating the holidays and Nicole is in a glass case of emotion.

Nicole and Rich celebrate an important anniversary to kick off this special, where they reminisce about Halloweens past and lament the limitations of Halloween present. 

Rich fights his passive-aggressive nature and avoids bragging about Emmy and Nicole’s husband Matt has a zoom crush. 

Nicole and Rich get into the nitty gritty of how to handle kids handling their private parts and Ben dons his very becoming baby helmet. 

Between knock knock jokes, accusations of insanity and blatant lies, Nicole’s entire family has turned against her and Rich is discovering that he’s on the fast track to becoming Emmy’s bitch. 

Rich believes he’s being emotionally abused by his three-year-old and Nicole has a story about getting peed on. 

Nicole and Rich both hate the Brits this week, agree that Cake Pops are a food group for people under five and ponder the cutoff age for having sex in front of your children. 

Nicole hates everything this week but most prominently Keegan’s “I can do it myself” phase and Rich learns about the crusty bacterial nightmare, impetigo.

Rich is negotiating with terrorists (aka Emmy) and Nicole is dealing with limbs being stuck in places where limbs simply should not go. Also, when was the last time you ate a donut….

Rich and Nicole are sick of other people’s bratty kids and wonder how to discern if your child will grow up to be a serial killer.

Coming Soon: Longtime friends Nicole and Rich have gone from carefree twenty-somethings to (somewhat) responsible parents of small children. They exchange war stories about family life and laugh about the absurdity of modern parenting.