Our heroes watch a really good movie about things that are very hard to watch.

Our heroes go to space and back with the latest V/H/S film.

Topics Include: Better Man, Elevation, Cells At Work, The Seed Of The Sacred Fig, Stockholm Bloodbath, The Shadow Strays, Like A Dragon: Yakuza, and the fall of Joker 2.

Armed with a guest co-host, our heroes have a long dinner with grandpa.

Topics Include: Babygirl, Nosferatu, Maria, Emilia Perez, Juror #2, Get Away, Before, Companion, and the future of RoboCop and Harry Potter.

Our heroes get very confused about a movie about the dangers of AI that somehow wasn't made in 2002.

Topics Include: Thunderbolts, Ballerina, Red One, Sinners, Disclaimer, Rumours, Mr. Crocket, AI in movies, and the next big Jesus film.

Our heroes enjoy one of the most upsetting movies ever made with puppets.

Two brothers embark on a spooktacular journey playing horror video games old and new to decide whether they're scary enough to earn a permanent spot in your grindhouse collection or if they deserve to be buried in a shallow grave behind Blockbuster Video.

Armed with a guest co-host, our heroes discuss a film seemingly obsessed with subverting expectations.

Topics Include: Mickey 17, Salem's Lot, Small Things Like These, The Fire Inside, Brothers, Timestalker, Night Silence, Den Of Thieves 2: Pantera, and the exciting new Sims movie.

All Podcasts Are Bastards.

Topics Include: Wolf Man, Hold Your Breath, House Of Spoils, The Radleys, It's What's Inside, Caddo Lake, Uzumaki, Rumours, and the return of dad films. Check out Monstors! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/monstors/monstors-sham-moo-moo-and-sting-cobra-action-figures

Armed with a special guest, our heroes enjoy a silly film about nothing.

Armed with a guest co-host, our heroes get ghoulish as they talk about legacy sequels.

Topics Include: A Minecraft Movie, Apartment 7A, The Six Triple Eight, 2073, Nightbitch, The Queen Of Villains, Rippy, and the exciting future of the Twilight franchise.

Armed with a special guest, our heroes hurt themselves for your amusement.

The one where Mulder and Scully meet a were-monster.

Topics Include: Sonic The Hedgehog 3, The War of the Rohirrim, Terminator Zero, Y2K, The Piano Lesson, The Substance, Frankie Freako, V/H/S/Beyond, and why AI shouldn't help make movie trailers.

Joined by a guest co-host, our heroes compare an 80s body horror cult classic to some of the best horror films ever made.

Armed with a guest co-host, our heroes goon over a movie that they probably shouldn't enjoy.

Badical™ - the most controversial arcade fighting game of the 1990s - is back with a vengeance! Join hosts Tom Reimann and David Bell on a deep-dive into the making of a simple coin-operated distraction that became a billion-dollar franchise, featuring rare behind-the-scenes interviews with the creators and cast of Badical™ as they discuss what it was like to be part of a phenomenon that spawned countless sequels, several motion pictures, a handful of congressional hearings, and one or two felony arrests. This ain't your grandaddy’s fighting game interview podcast - this is Badical™. To kick off the series (karate pun intended!), Tom and Dave share their memories of playing Badical™ for the first time way back in 1993, and reminisce about their favorite Violent Bloodies™- the game’s ultra-graphic signature moves.

Armed with a guest co-host, our heroes puzzle out a sequel to a film about Cronenberg alien goo Power Rangers armor.

Two brothers embark on a spooktacular journey playing horror video games old and new to decide whether they're scary enough to earn a permanent spot in your grindhouse collection or if they deserve to be buried in a shallow grave behind Blockbuster Video.

Armed with two guest co-hosts, our heroes have a debate over the latest Disney reboot.

Topics Include: Kraven The Hunter, Snow White, Moana 2, Mufasa The Lion King, Skeleton Crew, Hysteria, Woman Of The Hour, The Monkey, and all the other stuff Disney is up to.

Armed with a special doctor of movies, our heroes perform an autopsy.

Armed with a special co-host, our heroes discuss cinematic universes as it relates to a film about birds.

Topics Include: Saturday Night, Rebel Ridge, The Outrun, Disclaimer, Subservience, Greedy People, Out Come The Wolves, The Problem With People, and the delicious taste of Sbarro pizza.

Armed with a special guest co-host, our heroes explore the gritty future world of 1995.

Armed with a special guest, our heroes gush over the newest cinematic universe.

Topics Include: Captain America Brave New World, A Complete Unknown, The Deliverance, Conclave, Rob Peace, The 4:30 Movie, Bagman, A Different Man, KAOS, and the pros and cons of a soulless studio system.

Armed with TWO guests, our heroes cross into the multiverse and talk all things Marvel.

Joined with producer/director Seth Porges (How To Rob A Bank, Class Action Park) our heroes discuss one of the best made action films of the 1990s.

Joined by multiple guest co-hosts, our heroes enter the suck zone and talk about horses.

Armed with a guest co-host, our heroes talk legs. Long legs? You'll have to find out.

Topics Include: Gladiator II, Agatha All Along, F1, We Live In Time, The Decameron, The Last Front, The Wasp, Time Bandits, and the future of Spider-Man.

Our heroes enjoy a film about ball crushing and other things.

Topics Include: Hellboy: The Crooked Man, Bando Stone & The New World, 1992, The Critic, Tokyo Cowboy, Afraid, Jackpot!, the mass murder of Comedy Central clips, and babies.

Our heroes discuss one of the most intense films ever made that is amazingly just four people talking.

HEY KIDS! TODAY WE'RE LEARNING ABOUT THE POWER OF SHARING WITH LADYHAWKE, A FILM ABOUT A LADY... WHO IS A HAWK!

Topics Include: Nosferatu, Red One, Here, The Front Room, The Union, Between The Temples, The Beast Within, The Girl In The Pool, Heretic, and all the Shrek you can eat.

Two brothers embark on a spooktacular journey playing horror video games old and new to decide whether they're scary enough to earn a permanent spot in your grindhouse collection or if they deserve to be buried in a shallow grave behind Blockbuster Video.

Our heroes get thrown into a land of magic and child trauma.

Our hosts watch a movie that's all grit and no substance.

Topics Include: Smile 2, The Instigators, My Spy The Eternal City, Lady In the Lake, A Real Pain, Sunny, Strange Darling, Mr. Blake At Your Service, The Penguin, the next Russo Brothers project, and Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money.

Our heroes talk about the evolution of comedy.

Our heroes watch an entire season of television in 100 minutes.

Topics Include: The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie, Piece By Piece, The Decameron, Starve Acre, Tales Of The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, The Wild Robot, Paddington In Peru, Sausage Party: Foodtopia, and the most British thing ever.

Our heroes revisit the insanity of the early 2000s.

Our heroes enjoy a film about ball-play.

The one where Mulder RETURNS and finally pays for all his crimes.

Topics Include: Alien: Romulus, Venom: The Last Dance, The Killer's Game, WondLa, Bookworm, The Moor, Return To Silent Hill, and the sad future of Pixar.

Our heroes discover the Flesh.

Our heroes root for the bad guy.

Hosts Tom and Dave discuss a film that has been discussed to death.

Topics Include: Wolfs, Kinds Of Kindness, Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F, A Sacrifice, A Family Affair, Trigger Warning, Reverse The Curse, The Substance, and the legacy on Ronald Reagan.

Our heroes watch a very fun action movie that no one is seeing.

Our hosts take a trip to the big city.

Topics Include: Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, Megalopolis, Dune Prophecy, Never Let Go, Longing, Didi, Thelma, The Shrouds, My Penguin Friend, and the return of Happy Gilmore.

Our heroes discuss a 90s "satire" that perhaps doesn't hold up.

Our heroes enjoy some unique creature design.

Our heroes are pleasantly surprised by an overlooked biopic.

Armed with a guest co-host, our heroes try to describe a film that's quite hard to describe.

Topics Include: Twisters, The Acolyte, Eric, Ghostlight, The Present, The Bikeriders, Megalopolis, and the next Lord Of The Rings film.

Our heroes enjoy a fun silly action blockbuster with way more artistic intent than you'd assume.

Our hosts discover the 90s grunge indie roots of psychic bigfoot.

Topics Include: Mufasa, The Glassworker, Presumed Innocent, Insomnia, Lee, Bad Behavior, Monster, Mind Body Spirit, Baahubali: Crown Of Blood, and all that business with The Rock.

Our heroes hunt a vampire.

Hosts Tom and Dave break down one of the darkest holiday films ever made.

Topics Include; Deadpool & Wolverine, The Watchers, The Exorcism, Atlas, Back To Black, The Big Cigar, Blink Twice, What You Wish For, Backspot, and Al Pacino the exorcist.

Our heroes struggle not to explode when talking about the best ninja movie ever made.

Our heroes have nothing bad to say about the latest murder fantasy.

Topics Include: Transformers One, Dark Matter, Trap, Hit Man, A Man In Full, You Can't Run Forever, Dancing Village, The Jinx: Part Two, and the bizarre need to remake Oldboy.

Our heroes enjoy a noir comedy that clearly inspired a lot of modern noir comedies.

Our heroes have their own civil war when discussing the effectiveness of Alex Garland's cautionary tale.

The one where they jump the shark. For more episodes, visit: https://www.patreon.com/GamefullyUnemployed

Topics Include: Joker: Folie à Deux, Maxxxine, Speak No Evil, Fly Me To The Moon, Family Pack, Wake Up, Kill, Under Paris, and that new Blair Witch film.

Our heroes discuss and extremely well made film that's bogged down with lore.

Our hosts celebrate the film where Jason gets his ass completely kicked.

Topics Include: Unfrosted, Woody Woodpecker Goes To Camp, Bodkin, Evil Does Not Exist, Them: The Scare, Dead Boy Detectives, Cuckoo, Yannick, Kinds Of Kindness, and the next Matrix movie.

For more episodes, visit: https://www.patreon.com/GamefullyUnemployed

For more episodes, visit: https://www.patreon.com/GamefullyUnemployed

Our heroes discuss a film that falls short of its amazing premise.

Hosts Dave and Tom learn more about the perverse habits of bigfoot, who is actually an abominable snowman.

Topics Include: Bad Boys Ride Or Die, The Penguin, The Dead Don't Hurt, Under The Bridge, The Veil, Baby Reindeer, Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead, Humane, In A Violent Nature, Anaconda, and the upcoming Sims movie.

Our heroes discuss a film dripping with nostalgia for a different time.

Two brothers embark on a spooktacular journey playing horror video games old and new to decide whether they're scary enough to earn a permanent spot in your grindhouse collection or if they deserve to be buried in a shallow grave behind Blockbuster Video.

Our heroes get their throats good and punched.

Our hosts discuss the beginning of the end of an era and why it happened.

Topics Include: Alien: Romulus, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, The Acolyte, Harold And The Purple Crayon, Ezra, The Greatest Hits, The Listener, Sweet Dreams, Parasyte: The Grey, Poolman, and the next live action Popeye film.

Our heroes watch a movie about music and hope and love and also Littlefinger is there.

Topics Include: The Crow, Atlas, The First Omen, The Wonderful Story Of Henry Sugar, Franklin, Parachute, Sing Sing, Strictly Confidential, In Flames, and the results of the Oscars.

Our heroes have a few notes for an 80s school comedy about popular nerds.

Our heroes watch a film about how spiders are good and you should trust them with your blood.

Topics Include: Fallout, Inside Out 2, The Wild Robot, The Strangers Chapter 1, Arcadian, A Gentleman In Moscow, Little Wing, Chicken Nugget, and the next Final Destination film.

Our heroes celebrate a hidden horror classic about sexy snakes.

Our heroes discuss why not all space epics are created equal.

Topics Include: Horizon: An American Saga, Challengers, The Spiderwick Chronicles, Something In The Water, Irish Wish, Daddio, The Watchers, I Saw The TV Glow, and the magical world of Willy Wonka.

Our heroes wander onto the ice and are never seen again.

Our hosts celebrate what they consider to be the best Friday The 13th movie ever made.

Topics Include: Borderlands, Asphalt City, Shirley, Knox Goes Away, Night Shift, Sting, Blackout, Boy Kills World, The Sympathizer, and the horror of the Beatles biopics.

Our heroes watch a movie?

Topics Include: Deadpool & Wolverine, X-Men 97, Kingdom Of The Planet Of The Apes, Twisters, Wicked, Bandidos, Late Night With The Devil, Cockoo, Sasquatch Sunset, and the new Fantastic Four.

Our heroes discuss a 2007 horror thriller that ends in a bang.

Hosts Tom and Dave uncover the truth about Bigfoot in a found footage documentary from the makers of The Blair Witch Project.

Topics Include: A Quiet Place: Day One, House Of Ninjas, Welcome Home Franklin, Manhunt, We Grown Now, Sleeping Dogs, The Animal Kingdom, Parallel, Longlegs, the Evil Dead spinoff, and the best way to make a new Jurassic Park.

Two brothers embark on a spooktacular journey playing horror video games old and new to decide whether they're scary enough to earn a permanent spot in your grindhouse collection or if they deserve to be buried in a shallow grave behind Blockbuster Video.

Our heroes debate over a spy comedy that's struggling to find an audience.

Our hosts discuss a surprisingly sweet comedy about stealing a woman's eggs and impregnating your co-worker with them.

Topics Include: Ghostbuster: Frozen Empire, The Ministry Of Ungentlemanly Warfare, Ricky Stanicky, Tuesday, Forever Young, Immaculate, Monkey Man, Aggro Dr1ft, and Jon Stewart's return to The Daily Show.

Our heroes watch a film about old people having sex and probably some other stuff too.

Our heroes discuss the ethics of making a non-fiction mockumentary.

Topics Include: Road House, The Last Airbender, Constellation, This Is Me... Now, Bleeding Love, Ripley, The Peasants, The Kitchen, Hundreds Of Beavers, Krazy House, and the Oscar nominations.

Joined by a special guest host, our heroes discuss one of the most important (and bleak) films of 2023, what it's saying, as well as the debate around violence and the holocaust as it relates to film, while recognizing that they aren't the best people to discuss any of this and also trying to make it fun to listen to. Anyway, enjoy.

Topics Include: Spaceman, Orion And The Dark, The Gentlemen, A Bloody Lucky Day, Abagail, Adam The First, Longlegs, Air Force One Down, AI George Carlin, and the magic of Orphan Horse.

Joined by a special guest, our heroes discuss the best dog actor who ever lived.

Our hosts discuss the biggest non-Jason hero of the Friday The 13th franchise in this Jasonless sequel.

Topics Include: 3 Body Problem, Sexy Beast, In the Know, Mothers' Instinct, The Woman In The Wall, Death And Other Details, Robot Dreams, She Is Conann, and the newest Star Wars film that will maybe actually happen.

Our heroes take two hours of their lives, crumple them into a ball, and throw them in a trash can.

Topics Include: The First Omen, Lift, Spaceman, Expats, Cult Killer, Origin, Love Lies Bleeding, Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person, Destroy All Neighbors, and the liberation of Steamboat Willie.

Our heroes discuss the good and bad of a punk rock biopic.

Our heroes discuss the films of 2023 that they didn't cover or didn't see - plus a TOP TEN of the best films of the year! Films covered include: V/H/S/85 (8:20), Missing (12:20), Dark Harvest (23:00), When Evil Lurks (31:00), plus UNSEEN FILMS at 39:00 and our Top Ten at 50:00.

The one where Doggett wakes up in Mexico with no memory and is made into a slave. Happy Holidays.

Our heroes are transported into a magical world of horror.

Our heroes watch a very confusing adaptation about a very straightforward story.

Happy Holidays! It's episode two and we're discussing a cross between It's A Wonderful Life and Jaws that also has bigfoot in it and just wait until you hear who stars in it...

Topics Include: Beverly Hills Cop, Dune Part 2, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, If, True Detective Night Country, The Brothers Sun, Baghead, Handling The Undead, Hamlet, Civil War, and the Golden Globe nominations.

Two brothers embark on a spooktacular journey playing horror video games old and new to decide whether they're scary enough to earn a permanent spot in your grindhouse collection or if they deserve to be buried in a shallow grave behind Blockbuster Video.

Our heroes watch a film about the struggles of motherhood.

Our hosts discuss an oddly underrated action film.

Topics Include: Furiosa, Fallout, Leave The World Behind, I.S.S, Griselda, The Book Of Clarence, Monarch: Legacy Of Monsters, Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire, No Way Up, and the box office failure of the MCU.

Our heroes watch a movie about a weird little man.

Topics Include: Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Arthur The King, Memory, Imaginary, Terrifier 3, Night Swim, Urkel Saves Santa, and the problem with Disney and Warner Brothers.

Our heroes get inside of a ninja.

Our heroes dive into another Mike Flanagan miniseries.

Hosts Tom and Dave turn in their guns and badges for what certainly MUST be the last F13 film ever made.

Joined by the writer and director of Last Straw, our heroes discuss a gritty noir classic that's probably not about holes.

Our heroes celebrate the anniversary of a film about cartoonists wanting to have sex with animals.

Our heroes have a difference of opinion over a slasher horror throwback based on a gag trailer.

In our first ever episode, hosts Tom and Dave dive into what might be the wildest bigfoot film they will ever see.

Topics Include: Madame Web, Rebel Moon, Saltburn, Garfield, Wicked Little Letters, Finestkind, Occupied City, Sometimes I Think About Dying, The Zone Of Interest, The Fall Guy, Damsel, Wish, Inside Out 2, Kingdom of the Planet Of The Apes, Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire, Lisa Frankenstein, Godzilla Minus One, and how the movies are back.

Our heroes watch the most deadpan comedy of the year.

Topics Include: Quills, Marvel, and the FINAL Strikecast (for now).

Our heroes take a bizarre trip down memory lane.

Topics Include: All the hottest trailers of November 2003, plus the It Follows sequel and a movie that craves more hype!

Our heroes watch a movie that refuses to be a movie.

Two brothers embark on a spooktacular journey playing horror video games old and new to decide whether they're scary enough to earn a permanent spot in your grindhouse collection or if they deserve to be buried in a shallow grave behind Blockbuster Video.

Joined by a special guest, our heroes discuss the spookiest film about the dangers of underage drug use.

ToooOOOooopics Include: Our favorite horror trailers PLUS spoooky moooovie neeeews.

Armed with a spooooky guest, our heroes discuss a cinematic oddity that everyone missed.

Our heroes watch a very good movie about a very bad thing.

Our hosts explore the most meta Arnold film ever made.

Topics Include: Your Lucky Day, How To Have Sex, Ghosts Of The Void, Fallen Leaves, Hayride To Hell, It's A Wonderful Knife, Lion Girl, and the latest news with SAG-AFTRA.

It's time for the sad episode of Futurama! See which TNG episode we pair it up with! And for even more episodes visit https://www.patreon.com/GamefullyUnemployed

Our heroes get very confused about a movie that has no good reason to exist.

In the third of the series, hosts Tom and Dave celebrate the movie that brought Jason and his mask together.

Our heroes watch a 2002 horror remake and ponder how well it held up over the years.

Topics Include: The many movies of October 1993, the latest in union news, and the possibility that this will be the final Strikecast.

Two brothers embark on a spooktacular journey playing horror video games old and new to decide whether they're scary enough to earn a permanent spot in your grindhouse collection or if they deserve to be buried in a shallow grave behind Blockbuster Video.

Our heroes watch a perfect fine movie that was perhaps over-hyped.

Topics Include: Creepy Crawly, The Delinquents, Obituary, Story Ave, Last Shadow At First Light, Herd, Last Straw, Crumb Catcher, and the end of the WGA strike.

Our heroes get absolutely demolished by a romantic musical.

Our heroes watch a cult classic about three terrible people learning the wrong lesson.

Topics Include: All the hottest films of 1993, plus Bill Maher and some alien hype!

Our heroes watch a film about bugs and nothing else.

Our heroes watch a gothic murder mystery with mustaches.

Our hosts talk about a trail of robot confusion from one of the best films ever made.

Topics Include: All the hits from 2003 and the return of talk shows during the strike. Plus, more hype!

Our heroes watch a 1998 film about the last night on earth that amazingly avoids being overly-pretentious.

Our heroes watch some kind of film about a nun demon or whatever.

Our hosts discuss a very unfortunate film.

Topics Include: All the extremely forgotten films of 1983, the fall of Rotten Tomatoes, and some strike news.

Our heroes watch a VERY dark horror film about the inconveniences of dining while traveling.

The one where Mulder leaves a pregnant Scully in the hands of a Russian assassin. For more episodes go to: https://www.patreon.com/GamefullyUnemployed

Topics Include: It Lives Inside, Saturn Bowling, Shadow Island, Beaten To Death, Acid, Dragon Fruit, Onyx the Fortuitous and the Talisman of Souls, Riddle Of Fire, Final Summer, and the Disney VFX union.

Batman enthusiasts Tom Reimann and Jeff May revisit the entirety of the Dark Knight’s film and television career episode by episode. Listen as they discuss, deconstruct, and celebrate the highs and lows of over half a century of an insane rich person beating people up in an animal costume. For more episodes go to: https://www.patreon.com/GamefullyUnemployed

Two brothers embark on a spooktacular journey playing horror video games old and new to decide whether they're scary enough to earn a permanent spot in your grindhouse collection or if they deserve to be buried in a shallow grave behind Blockbuster Video.

Joined by special guest Kyle Edward Ball (Skinamarink), our heroes discuss a beautiful horror dream from the 60s.

Our heroes watch a movie about bad Daniel Radcliffe.

Our hosts jump decades in what may be their final broadcast.

Topics include all the hits of the 90s, more on the WGA strike, plus we reveal the greatest film ever made.

Our heroes watch a film about good Daniel Radcliffe.

Our heroes watch a familiar horror story with an exceptional director.

The series continues as Tom and Dave tackle the first official JASON movie of the series.

Topics Include: Kalki 2898 AD, Hostile Dimensions, Unidentified, Deliver Us, Trader, Bitten (La Morsure), Satanic Hispanics, Slotherhouse, and more strike talk and also some horse stuff.

Our heroes watch a soundtrack that also is sometimes a movie.

Our heroes watch a pretty awesome movie that's somewhat about a giant shark.

Topics Include: More movies from a forgotten era, SAG and Star Wars news, and horse sports.

Our heroes watch a movie with such an incredible cast that they aren't sure it even exists.

Armed with a guest co-host, our heroes discuss a really good movie about a product.

Presented by Matt Smith, in the FINAL episode our hosts look back on a surprisingly good season of television. Cop Rock episode "Bang The Potts Slowly"

Topics Include: All the hot new films from July 1993, more SAG strike, and a movie that deserves more hype.

Our heroes watch that big movie about the bomb guy.

Our hosts discuss the movie that set the standard for "action guy + kids" comedies.

Topics Include: The Holdovers, Wonderwell, Outlaw Johnny Black, The Pod Generation, Anatomy Of A Fall, Aporia, The Retirement Plan, and this show's future as it relates to the WGA and SAG strikes.

Our heroes discover a treasure from the past that explores the absurdity of bureaucracy.

Two brothers embark on a spooktacular journey playing horror video games old and new to decide whether they're scary enough to earn a permanent spot in your grindhouse collection or if they deserve to be buried in a shallow grave behind Blockbuster Video.

Our heroes discuss a very good action movie failed by the terrible studio system it exists within.

Topics Include: Wonka, Napoleon, Bob Marley: One Love, Twisted Metal, Corner Office, Jules, The Nun II, and the SAG strike.

Our heroes get very worked up.

Our heroes travel back in time to 2002 and watch a movie about a hypnotist war.

Topics Include: Killers Of The Flower Moon, Five Nights At Freddy’s, Full Circle, The Passenger, The Baker, The Moon, Retribution, and David Zaslav vs GQ magazine.

Our heroes watch a fan film.

Hosts Tom and Dave discuss the "final" View Askew film.

Topics Include: Kraven The Hunter, 3 Body Problem, Dumb Money, Challengers, Futurama, Priscilla, Drive Away Dolls, The Man From Rome, and the need for an animators strike.

Batman enthusiasts Tom Reimann and Jeff May revisit the entirety of the Dark Knight’s film and television career episode by episode. Listen as they discuss, deconstruct, and celebrate the highs and lows of over half a century of an insane rich person beating people up in an animal costume.

Batman enthusiasts Tom Reimann and Jeff May revisit the entirety of the Dark Knight’s film and television career episode by episode. Listen as they discuss, deconstruct, and celebrate the highs and lows of over half a century of an insane rich person beating people up in an animal costume.

Tom and Jeff watch the first season episodes of Batman: The Animated Series Nothing To Fear and The Last Laugh, and Jeff tells a story about the time he drove half a million dollars of gold to Caesar's Palace, which is a thing a Batman villain would do.

Batman enthusiasts Tom Reimann and Jeff May revisit the entirety of the Dark Knight’s film and television career episode by episode. Listen as they discuss, deconstruct, and celebrate the highs and lows of over half a century of an insane rich person beating people up in an animal costume.

Our hosts discuss the finer points of giant robots fighting because war is outlawed.

Our heroes watch an extremely clever movie that gets bogged down with its own gimmick.

Our heroes watch a well directed movie destined to slip through the cracks.

Topics Include: Elio, They Cloned Tyrone, The New Boy, Special Ops: Lioness, Til Death Do Us Part, Landscape With Invisible Hand, Cobweb, and also some bad movies.

Our heroes watch one of the most unique modern films ever made.

Two brothers embark on a spooktacular journey playing horror video games old and new to decide whether they're scary enough to earn a permanent spot in your grindhouse collection or if they deserve to be buried in a shallow grave behind Blockbuster Video.

Our heroes have a very fun time talking about a very silly movie. Check out Abe and Mike's movie here: https://seedandspark.com/fund/papa-bear#story

Topics Include: Expend4bles, Bird Box Barcelona, The Out-Laws, the Adults, Resident Evil: Death Island, Delete, Bottoms, Sympathy For The Devil, the SAG strike, and a moment of silence for the Friday The 13th game.

Our heroes enjoy a very good movie that the filmmakers forgot to finish.

The shocking series conclusion.

Topics Include: Hijack, Skull Island, The Color Purple, The Miracle Club, Theater Camp, Problemista, The Flood, Hidden Strike, I'm A Virgo, and the consequences of enjoying yourself while also 40 years old.

The one where Scully and Mulder swap ovum and sperm in the least sexual way possible. For more episodes go to: https://www.patreon.com/GamefullyUnemployed

In this series finale, our hosts discuss a technically-perfect adaptation that still fails.

Our heroes watch a movie that's too quirky to make sense.

Our heroes watch an action car movie with surprisingly little car action.

Topics Include: Mission Impossible Dead Reckoning, Haunted Mansion, Killers Of The Flower Moon, Prisoner's Daughter, God Is A Bullet, The Creator, The Walking Dead: Dead City, Five Nights At Freddy's, and the lukewarm response to the new Indiana Jones.

Our heroes debate a high-concept comedy that passed everyone by.

Presented by Matt Smith, in this fifth episode, our hosts start to feel the pain of watching the series near an end. Cop Rock episodes "Marital Blitz" and "No Noose Is Good Noose".

Topics Include: The Meg 2, Oppenheimer, Poor Things, Run Rabbit Run, The Crowded Room, Flamin’ Hot, Gremlins, Back On The Strip, and Papa Bear - a movie you can help make! https://seedandspark.com/fund/papa-bear#story

Our heroes watch a crime epic about how money always wins.

Armed with a special guest, our heroes talk about libraries and also a movie.

Hosts Tom and Dave discuss a sci-fi movie that perfectly uses Arnold as an actor.

Topics Include: Dune Part Two, Twisted Metal, Gran Turismo, The Hunger Games: Songbirds & Snakes, Disney’s Wish, The Wrath of Becky, Next Goal Wins, and the WGA strike.

Our heroes talk about the pros and cons of found footage as it relates to this absolutely wild film.

Topics Include: The Last Voyage Of The Demeter, FUBAR, American Born Chinese, Crater, Sanctuary, True Detective, The Equalizer 3, Insidious The Red Door, The Sympathizer, and AI-written movies.

Our heroes watch an underrated film about how being a teenager sucks.

Two brothers embark on a spooktacular journey playing horror video games old and new to decide whether they're scary enough to earn a permanent spot in your grindhouse collection or if they deserve to be buried in a shallow grave behind Blockbuster Video.

Our heroes discuss what makes an Evil Dead film.

It has begun. Join Tom and Dave as they start their journey into the Friday the 13th series in a brand new podcast.

Our heroes watch a horror movie that thinks very little of its audience.

Hosts Tom and Dave discuss the many meanings behind Kevin Smith's first horror film.

Topics Include: The Marvels, Ahsoka, Talk To Me, Fool's Paradise, Muppets Mayhem, The Mother, Drops Of God, Indiana Jones, and the bizarre rebranding of HBO Max.

Our heroes go back to film school to discuss a no-budget film that overreaches it's abilities.

Joined by a special guest, our heroes watch a 90 minute commercial.

Our hosts Tom and Dave lament a mediocre attempt at a surrealist cartoon.

Topics Include: Spider-Man: Across The Spider-Verse, Blue Beetle, Extraction 2, Butch Cassidy and the Wild Bunch, Clock, Hypnotic, Barbie, and a bunch of 90s PC games.

Our heroes discuss the pros and cons of a gothic musical with problematic casting.

Snakes! For more episodes, go to: https://www.patreon.com/GamefullyUnemployed

Our heroes discuss a dumb blockbuster that actually works.

Topics Include: Elemental, Asteroid City, Knights Of The Zodiac, Transatlantic, Master Gardener, From Black, Big Shark, a possible John Wick 5, and our thoughts on the X-Files reboot rumors.

In an especially epic episode our hosts Mike and Dave tackle one of the most notorious TNG storylines ever. For more episodes, visit https://www.patreon.com/GamefullyUnemployed

Our heroes giggle their way through an extremely long and extremely fun action film.

Our hosts find chilling accuracy in a 1990 film about corporate-funded police halting drug decriminalization.

Topics Include: Power Rangers: Once & Always, Kill Boksoon, You Hurt My Feelings, The Unheard, Quasi, Hunt Club, Night Of The Killer Bears, The Black Demon, and Ride On... the best movie ever made.

Our heroes encounter a Russian web series about heavy metal that has a surprising narrative twist.

Two brothers embark on a spooktacular journey playing horror video games old and new to decide whether they're scary enough to earn a permanent spot in your grindhouse collection or if they deserve to be buried in a shallow grave behind Blockbuster Video.

Our heroes speak passionately about a tragic storyline very close to their hearts.

It's all the bald henchmen that you can eat!

Topics Include: The Little Mermaid, Chupa, Beef, Slip, BlackBerry, Mrs. Davis, Satan Wants You, Ninja Vs Shark, and the results of the Oscars.

Our heroes discuss a movie that makes a lot of promises that it can't keep.

Topics Include: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Ghosted, Citadel, On A Wing And A Prayer, The Big Door Prize, Simulant, Silo, No Hard Feelings, Supercell, and the possibility of blimp theft.

Our heroes watch Movie 43 for abstract film nerds.

Armed with a special guest, our heroes watch a film about a monster hiding behind their art.

Topics Include: Peter Pan & Wendy, The Haunted Mansion, Swarm, About My Father, Somewhere In Queens, The Blackening, Fatal Attraction, Dead Ringers, and the future of The Lord Of The Rings.

Armed with a guest co-host, our heroes do some fat lines of a breezy monster comedy.

Topics Include: Boston Strangler, Love & Death, Invitation To A Murder, The Lake, The Swarm, The Pope’s Exorcist, Sisu, and the many reboots of Hellboy.

Armed with a special guest, our heroes carefully deconstruct the latest Marvel film in a way that will surely please the hardcore fans.

Topics Include: Fast X, John Wick Chapter 4, The Little Mermaid, Tetris, Paint, Operation Fortune, Children Of The Corn, and the continuing decline of Netflix.

Joined by a special guest co-host, our heroes discuss a classic dark comedy and how it almost didn't get made.

Joined by a special co-host, our heroes enjoy a comedy that's more satire than murder mystery.

Topics Include: Air, Strays, The Covenant, The Portable Door, The Consultant, UFO Sweden, The Unlikely Pilgrimage Of Harold Fry, White Men Can’t Jump, Bruiser, and AMC’s new seating plan.

Armed with a guest co-host, our heroes discuss an iconic punk film that's better than it needs to be and inevitably drift into conversations about their own punk youths.

Armed with a guest co-host, our heroes discuss a highly debated horror film.

Armed with a special guest co-host, our heroes talk about people wrestling with each other and also kitties and coffee and soup.

Topics Include: The Boogeyman, The Power, The Strays, Viking Wolf, Moving On, The Chemistry Of Death, We Have A Ghost, The Magic Flute, and Netflix’s new and terrible business plan.

Armed with a special co-host, our heroes discuss the differences between two major cinematic spectacles of 2022 and explain why one of them can't possibly compare to the other.

Topics Include: Dungeons & Dragons, iMordecai, The Big Door Prize, Hello Tomorrow!, Aliens Abducted My Parents, She Came From The Woods, Swallowed, and a look at the Oscars!

Our heroes celebrate a bizarre fantasy about American mediocrity or maybe sewer monsters, who can say.

Armed with a guest co-host, our heroes lament over a missed opportunity in the form of a PG-13 slasher film.

Topics Include: Ant-Man and The Wasp, Lockwood & Co, Sharper, Polite Society, Marlowe, Shrinking, History Of The World Part 2, The Quest For Tom Sawyer’s Gold, The Outwaters, and CATS.

Our heroes discuss the many problems with a very broken film.

Our heroes watch a movie about friendship and fingers.

Topics Include: Every goddamn trailer we can fit in here.

Armed with a special guest co-host, our heroes discuss teen angst, satire, dystopias, smoking cigarettes, and Kuffs.

Armed with a special guest, our heroes celebrate the new year with a story about rich people pooping until they die.

Armed with a special guest co-host, our heroes dive into one of the more bizarre holiday specials to lurch out of the 80s.

It's a CLASSIC holiday episode! Available to all! Batman enthusiasts Tom Reimann and Jeff May revisit the entirety of the Dark Knight’s film and television career episode by episode. Listen as they discuss, deconstruct, and celebrate the highs and lows of over half a century of an insane rich person beating people up in an animal costume. For more episodes, visit https://www.patreon.com/GamefullyUnemployed.

Our heroes journey to Pandora and talk to some whales.

In our third and final episode, our hosts realize that perhaps BloodRayne wasn't the best movie series out there.

Our heroes watch a film about how Santa can get it.

Armed with a guest co-host, our heroes watch an indie monster film bogged down with modern blockbuster sensibilities.

For episode two our hosts travel back in time to the old west to learn that Billy The Kid is actually a vampire.

Our heroes discover a 2011 comedy that held up way better than you'd expect.

Armed with a special guest, our heroes gush over a biopic made specifically for movie nerds.

Tis the season... FOR VAMPIRES. Join hosts Adam and Dave as they realize the darkness they have unleashed on their own lives.

Armed with a special guest, our heroes discuss what makes a holiday special SPECIAL.

The one where Mulder gets abducted by aliens. For more episodes, visit: https://www.patreon.com/GamefullyUnemployed

Presented by Matt Smith, in this fourth episode our hosts continue to be amazed by a show now diving deep into systemic racism and homophobia. Cop Rock episodes "Cop-a-Feeliac" and "Potts Don't Fail Me Now".

Our heroes enjoy a film about art and food and junk.

Topics Include: Magic Mike’s Last Dance, Missing, 1923, The Offering, #Float, A Wounded Fawn, Gale Stay Away From Oz, and the best film ever made about killer loons.

Armed with a guest co-host, our heroes discuss an emotional journey trapped in a Marvel film.

Our hosts discuss a bizarre 80s comedy that can be seen as a turning point in Arnold's acting career.

Topics Include: The Whale, Glass Onion, Christmas In Paradise, George & Tammy, Chevalier, Kindred, The Machine, Hot Skull, John Wick 4, and the mindcage that is Mindcage.

Our heroes discuss a foreboding piece of cinema about the dangers of corporate futurism as it leads to a fascist state.

Our heroes watch a beautiful film with a cluttered story.

Hosts Tom and Dave revisit a classic from their youth and discuss if it still holds up today.

Topics Include: Avatar The Way Of Water, A Christmas Story Christmas, Disenchanted, Circuit Breakers, The Eternal Daughter, Lamborghini: The Man Behind The Legend, Troll, Pathaan, and the terrifying childhood adventures of Drew Grant.

Our heroes watch a hard-to-find (but worth finding) Australian noir thriller.

Our heroes watch four spooky films: Bodies Bodies Bodies @ 6:00 Mr. Harrigan's Phone @ 18:30 Werewolf By Night @ 34:30 Deadstream @ 51:45

Topics Include: The Guardians Of The Galaxy Holiday Special, Quantumania, A Man Called Otto, Fleishman Is In Trouble, Poker Face, The Pale Blue Eye, Garcia!, 1899, and the finest plane movie to ever exist probably.

Our heroes enjoy yet another VHS movie while also feeling extremely old.

Topics Include: A Christmas Story Christmas, Spirited, Creed III, Tulsa King, Three Pines, The Bastard Son And The Devil Himself, We Hunt Giants, Poker Face, the fabled Twister sequel, and beige people.

Our heroes watch a film about family that doesn't also have car chases.

Armed with a special guest, our heroes discuss a grizzly revenge thriller and how it represents the cycle of violence.

Our hosts tackle what has to be the single most baffling adaptation in modern history.

Topics Include: Blockbuster, The Peripheral, Causeway, Women Talking, Velma, Mayfair Witches, Limitless with Chris Hemsworth, and of course M3GAN.

Our heroes watch an underrated film about how the olden days sucked ass.

Our heroes watch a silly remake about demonic space genies.

As the series comes to a close, hosts Tom and Dave discuss the many merits of the series... as well as a single glaring problem.

Topics Include: Super Mario Bros, Wakanda Forever, The Wonder, Shotgun Wedding, Emancipation, Cabinet Of Curiosities, Reymond And Ray, Manifest West, Violent Night, and the future of the Spawn movie.

Batman enthusiasts Tom Reimann and Jeff May revisit the entirety of the Dark Knight’s film and television career episode by episode. Listen as they discuss, deconstruct, and celebrate the highs and lows of over half a century of an insane rich person beating people up in an animal costume. For more episodes visit www.patreon.com/gamefullyunemployed

Our heroes watch a very well directed and acted film with a messy script.

Topics Include: Halloween Ends, Enola Holmes 2, The Watcher, They Cloned Tyrone, Rosaline, Tar, The Last Of Us, and the hype around Deadpool 3.

Our heroes watch a film about French puppies.

Our heroes, with guest, lose their entire minds.

Hosts Tom and Dave find brief joy in a cruel world with a fantastic film.

Topics Include: The Midnight Club, Hellraiser, Babylon, I Wanna Dance With Somebody, Mr. Harrigan’s Phone, The Curse Of Bridge Hollow, National Treasure, Bring It On, The Killing Tree, V/H/S/99, Knock At The Cabin, and the adventures of Tom Hardy.

Our heroes watch a Japanese remake that builds upon the original.

Our heroes discuss a dramatic action historical film that's nothing like its trailers.

Presented by Matt Smith, in the third episode of ABAB our hosts Tom and Dave discuss the many systematic problems of today that Cop Rock amazingly points out. Cop Rock episodes "The Cocaine Mutiny" & "Oil of Ol' Lay".

Topics Include: Secret Invasion, Werewolf By Night, The Little Mermaid, Willow, The Santa Clauses, The School For Good And Evil, Percy Jackson, The Fabelmans, and the Quantum Leap remake.

Our heroes enjoy a fun horror film about the importance of family.

Topics Include: Glass Onion, Wendell & Wild, Armageddon Time, Luckiest Girl Alive, The Estate, The Visitor, The Son, Living, All Quiet On The Western Front, and Spitgate.

Our heroes discuss hobos, shotguns.

Our heroes giggle for over an hour.

Topics Include: Pinocchio, Weird: The Al Yankovic Story, Confess Fletch, White Noise, Blank, My Best Friend’s Exorcism, Winnie The Pooh: Blood And Honey, and the current state of blockbusters going into 2023.

Our heroes impartially review a film based on their friend's book in a totally not-awkward podcast.

Our heroes discuss how stories are important and junk.

Our hosts discuss what could possibly be the worst Arnold movie ever made DESPITE including a naked snow fight.

Topics Include: Wednesday, Slumberland, The Greatest Beer Run Ever, Empire Of Light, Lou, God’s Creatures, Goodnight Mommy, and the continuing goofs of HBO Max.

Our heroes mostly enjoy a short film disguised as a feature length horror.

Whoever wins... we lose.

Our heroes shut of their brains and enjoy a 90s vampire movie somehow made in 2022.

Topics Include: Do Revenge, Bullet Proof, Raven’s Hollow, Margaux, The Good House, Triangle Of Sadness, and the tragic casting of James Franco.

With guest host Abe Epperson, our heroes discuss what makes a good sequel and why Prey is the second best Predator film.

Topics Include: Andor, Medieval, Spirit Halloween: The Movie, Devotion, Let The Right One In, Blonde, God’s Country, Pinocchio, House Of Darkness, The Banshees of Inisherin, Glorious, and what happened with the Batgirl movie.

Armed with a special guest host, our heroes create a map that will guide them into the heart of darkness.

Topics Include: She-Hulk, I Am Groot, Black Panther, Shazam, Rings Of Power, Me Time, National Treasure, Till, Interview With The Vampire, Vampire Academy, Breaking, Pearl, Dungeons And Dragons, John Wick 4, and more Marvel fatigue.

Our heroes enjoy a film about horses and nothing else.

The one where Mulder becomes an epic gamer.

Topics Include: Halloween Ends, Secret Headquarters, The Girl In The Mirror, Look Both Ways, The Patient, Uncoupled, American Gigolo, I Love My Dad, Funny Pages, and the bot-driven Snyderverse.

Our heroes watch a very silly movie saved by nostalgia.

Hosts Tom and Dave finally see Tusk for the first time and realize just how much they enjoy Kevin Smith horror.

Topics Include: The Rings Of Power, The Munsters, Day Shift, Spin Me Round, Honk For Jesus, Save Your Soul, Paradise Highway, Carter, Bodies Bodies Bodies, Orphan First Kill, Fall, and the state of blockbusters.

Our heroes stumble into a very hidden gem.

Our heroes get underwhelmed by a funny but aimless movie.

In this brand new episode, Tom and Dave discuss a 2017 film that gets Power Rangers right... WHEN it actually shows Power Rangers.

Topics Include: The Woman King, Amsterdam, Keep Breathing, Last Journey Of Paul WR, Hypochondriac, Emily The Criminal, Clerks III, and the future of Stranger Things.

Our saga comes to the end as host Adam risks life and limb to discuss the final installment of Fifty Shades with his co-host Dave.

Topics Include: Hocus Pocus 2, See How They Run, Ticket To Paradise, Barbarian, The Invitation, Thirteen Lives, Paper Girls, They/Them, and the missed opportunity that is Smile.

Things continue to go off the rails as special guest Hana Michels dives into the episode halfway in and discusses orgies.

Our heroes watch a perfectly fine horror movie.

In their first episode, Future Dave and Future Tom send a grim message to the past while discussing the 1992 film Split Second.

Our heroes watch a film about a school bus crash, drug addiction, and child molestation that's somehow less depressing than it sounds.

In this historic first ever episode, hosts Adam and Dave watch Fifty Shades Of Grey for the first time to uncover a dark truth: the movie isn't about anything.

Our heroes watch a straightforward thriller that audiences and critics seem to hate.

Presented by Matt Smith, in the second episode of ABAB our hosts Tom and Dave continue to be shocked by this oddly progressive 90s cop show as it expands its commentary. Cop Rock episodes "Happy Mudder's Day" & "A Three-Corpse Meal".

Topics Include: Piranha Women, office piranha logistics, Persuasion, Blonde, Entergalactic, V For Vengeance, Bros, This Is Gwar, Luto, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre game, and the fate of the Star Wars films.

Our heroes watch a bizarre comedy that deserves to be remembered.

Our heroes watch a delightful addition to an already delightful animated series.

Topics Include: Black Adam, Prey, A League Of Their Own, The Imperfects, 1899, The Munsters, Cabinet Of Curiosities, The Sandman, The Midnight Club, and the slow death of the Scream series.

Our heroes (and a special guest) discuss a movie of pure joy.

Nearing the end of the run, our hosts discuss a series that might be running out of ideas but is nonetheless entertaining.

Topics Include: Pinocchio, The Man From Toronto, Gotham Knights, Queen, My Dead Dad, The Bear, The Menu, Beavis and Butthead Do The Universe, and the trouble with Netflix.

Our heroes discuss an absolutely beautiful film with a shaky story.

Our heroes enter the danger zone.

Hosts Tom and Dave soak themselves in a dystopian future as they discuss a film that is both perfectly Arnold and ridiculously unfitting at the same time.

Topics Include: Andor, Willow, Thor Love And Thunder, Mission Impossible, The Gray Man, The Terminal List, Vengeance, Beast, Three Thousand Years of Longing, and Man’s struggle with Bee.

Our heroes watch a very 90s thriller with a very 90s moral.

Our heroes watch a film about some dudes.

Topics Include: She-Hulk, Spiderhead, Luck, Brian And Charles, Mad God, Good Luck To You Leo Grande, The Old Man, Prey, and the weird push for all-CGI cameos.

Our heroes discuss the best bad Marvel movie ever.

The one where Mulder becomes so enamored with magic that he lets an innocent man go to jail for life.

It's the battle of the Diesels as hosts Tom and Dave take a trip to Legoland.

Topics Include: Avatar The Way Of Water, Father Of The Bride, The Aviary, House Of The Dragon, The Al Yankovic Story, Zero Contact, I’m Charlie Walker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Monsters Of California, Crimes Of The Future, Don’t Worry Darling, and yet another Resident Evil adaptation.

Our heroes watch a meta comedy that completely delights.

Hosts Tom and Dave have the hard talk about a somewhat problematic 90s film that they both grew up enjoying, and how it might compare to a film about a man being turned into a walrus.

Topics Include: Bodies Bodies Bodies, The Essex Serpent, Night Sky, The Time Traveler’s Wife, Clark, Flux Gourmet, The Black Phone, and the promise of a second Avatar film.

Our heroes once again delight in a story of child murder and revenge.

Topics Include: Thor Love And Thunder, Dashcam, Angelyne, Black Site, Escape The Field, Dark Winds, Now And Then, Monstrous, The Kids In The Hall, and how the Minecraft film is going to be very good.

Our heroes watch a film about a deadly shape.

In episode two, hosts Tom and Dave revisit a movie that is both a terrible adaptation and a terrible movie in general.

Topics Include: The Baby, Senior Year, Savage Beauty, Stranger Things, Crimes Of The Future, the fate of Harry Potter and Warner Brothers, and the upcoming Blazing Saddles remake cartoon about dogs.

Our heroes watch a film about a pretty bad gynecologist.

Our heroes watch a film about everything, everywhere, and all at once.

Presented by Matt Smith, in this first episode of ABAB our hosts Tom and Dave make a shocking discovery about the tone and quality of Cop Rock. Cop Rock episodes "Pilot" & "Ill-Gotten Gaines".

Topics Include: Marcel The Shell With Shoes On, Strange New Worlds, Hold Tight, Outer Range, The Porter, Our Blues, Pistol, and the first NFT movie.

Our heroes certainly watch Morbius.

Topics Include: Top Gun: Maverick, Shining Girls, The Staircase, Roar, The Survivor, Silverton Siege, Choose Or Die, and the It prequel.

Our heroes discuss what might be the best film from Denis Villeneuve.

Our heroes struggle to form an opinion over an aggressively forgettable comedy.

Hosts Tom and Dave continue their read through the Marshal Law series with their favorite issues so far.

Topics Include: Men, Candy, Gaslit, A Very British Scandal, The Offer, Where Crawdad’s Sing, mudding up, Kuffs, The Batman, and hats.

Our heroes are luke-warm over a cartoon web series while discussing the goth days of yore.

Our heroes watch a sexy thriller that's not very sexy and not very thrilling.

Topics Include: Ms. Marvel, Tokyo Vice, We Own This City, Moonshot, Memory, The Pentaverate, Netflix being Netflix, and the return of Mace Windu.

Our heroes enjoy a gothic tale of weirdos.

Our heroes get frustrated over a movie with a lot of heart but not much else.

Hosts Tom and Dave tackle what is both the most and least Arnold film of all time.

Topics Include: Obi-Wan Kenobi, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, All The Old Knives, Apollo 10 ½, The Outlaws, Under The Banner Of Heaven, Deep Water, Cheaper By The Dozen, Minx, Pachinko, and the future of DC films.

In this episode our hosts discuss the nature of toxic emotions and the possibility of a metaverse! For more episodes, visit the Small Beans or Gamefully Unemployed Patreons! https://www.patreon.com/GamefullyUnemployed https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans/posts

Our heroes watch Batman.

Time to explore the duality of Bruce Willis in this Running Man-themed child-murdering episode!

Topics Include: Bullet Train, The Adam Project, Fantastic Beasts, A Day To Die, The Bubble, Master, Hit The Road, Umma, and the final films delayed by the pandemic.

Our heroes discuss the strengths and weaknesses of an overall delightful comic book series.

Topics Include: The Man Who Fell To Earth, Hustle, The First Lady, Pieces Of Her, That Dirty Black Bag, The Pirates: The Last Royal Treasure, and the new changes to the Oscars.

Our heroes discuss a delightful fever dream with an all-star cast.

Our heroes discuss treasure hunting and adventure and bird sex.

It's time for Yoga Hosers! Listen as Tom and Dave experience this film for the first time and discuss how it compares to the themes of Mallrats.

Topics Include: Doctor Strange, Chip N’ Dale, Father Stu, Fresh, Alice, The Contractor, The Cursed, Windfall, The Rings Of Power, Baz Luhrmann’s Elvis, Firestarter, Nope, and the greatest trailer of all time.

Our heroes discuss a weird but good classic with an extremely unsubtle message.

Our heroes talk mustaches.

Topics Include: Jurassic World Dominion, Lightyear, The Burning Sea, The Dropout, Ted K, Men, and a look at the Oscar nominations.

MOOOONFAAAAALL

Wrestling.

Topics Include: Halo The Series, After Yang, I Want You Back, No Exit, Expired, My Best Friend Anne Frank, The Offer, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and an unflinching look at Pinocchio: A True Story.

Our heroes watch a dark western that isn't what you think it is.

In their first ever episode, hosts Tom and Dave immediately break from format by listing the many reasons Ang Lee's Hulk is actually one of the better Marvel films out there.

Topics Include: Murderville, The Cuphead Show, Our Flag Means Death, As We See It, The Pilot, The Abandon, The Desperate Hour, Pinocchio, and a brief pitch for a Mortal Kombat TV show.

Our heroes celebrate a beautiful comedy relic that may or may not stand the test of time.

Our heroes discuss a well-made but unsatisfying mystery box series.

In this FREE episode, Agent Mulder loses his entire mind because a rock haunts his brain.

Topics Include: Moon Knight, The Rings Of Power, Gasoline Alley, Against The Ice, Last Looks, Severance, In From The Cold, Supercool, All Of Us Are Dead, and the general same-ness of recent sci-fi and action.

Our heroes watch a 90 minute long trigger warning.

Batman enthusiasts Tom Reimann and Jeff May revisit the entirety of the Dark Knight’s film and television career episode by episode. Listen as they discuss, deconstruct, and celebrate the highs and lows of over half a century of an insane rich person beating people up in an animal costume. For more episodes, visit our Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/GamefullyUnemployed

Our heroes watch a movie that's certainly a sequel to Scream.

Topics Include: X, Kimi, Super Pumped: The Battle For Uber, The Pink Cloud, The Bob’s Burgers Movie, Suspicion, Blacklight, Bel-Air, and Moooooooooonfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Our heroes jack in one more time.

Our hosts Tom and Dave wrap up the original six-issue series of Marshal Law and discuss what they think of the series as a whole.

Topics Include: The Batman, Doctor Strange, The Unbearable Weight Of Massive Talent, Clean, The House, The Now, The Lost City, The Woman In The House Across The Street From The Girl In The Window, Archive 81, You Won’t Be Alone, Death On The Nile, Sundown, Everything Everywhere At Once, and that one about vikings.

Our heroes wrap up a few forgotten films of 2021, including: Fear Street, The Medium, V/H/S/94, No Time To Die, The Last Duel, and more!

Armed with a special guest, our heroes discuss nostalgia and snow in the form of a 1982 holiday special.

Our heroes watch the biggest of hyped films and discuss whether or not it earns that hype.

Our hosts close out this miniseries with one of the best remakes of all time.

Our heroes get into the holiday spirit with a movie about war and dancing and snow.

Our heroes review an extremely fun and extremely dumb film.

It's our Mallrats episode! In which our hosts Tom and Dave discuss a 90s comedy that's both ahead of it's time and extremely dated at the same time.

Topics Include: The Matrix Resurrections, Gold, Studio 666, Station Eleven, Reacher, Across The Spider-Verse, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, MacGruber, Ray Donovan The Movie, and all the movies delayed until 2022.

Our heroes revisit a beloved classic.

Our heroes are joined by a special guest to discuss an indie conspiracy movie that no one is watching.

Topics Include: The Matrix Resurrections, Mother/Android, DC League Of Superpets, Santa Inc, From, Last Words, The Silent Sea, and the hero that is Tank Jones.

Our heroes mainly talk about one of the most baffling performances of 2021.

It's the first episode of our five-part miniseries discussing Pat Mills and Kevin O'Neill dystopian superhero comic!

Our heroes discover a hard-to-find 90s mockumentary about punk rock and depression.

Our heroes have slightly different opinions on a film designed to tug at our nostalgic heartstrings.

It's a battle of the Bonds as hosts Tom and Dave recreate the plot of TimeCop but with dinosaurs.

Topics Include: Spider-Man: No Way Home, Don’t Look Up, The Outfit, Encounter, Turning Red, Halo The Series, Pam & Tommy, and DOOOOOOG.

Our heroes discuss a classic movie completely hinged on its casting decisions.

Our heroes enjoy an extremely weird film about trauma and family and having sex with cars.

Topics Include: Ghostbusters Afterlife, Silent Night, Single All The Way, Being The Ricardos, Elves, Twas The Fight Before Christmas, The Beach, and the Advent Clalendar.

Our heroes watch a found footage film that routinely forgets it is a found footage film.

Our heroes wade through a sea of inconsistent characters and motivations to come out the other side exhausted.

The batshit continues as hosts Tom and Dave discuss a film about an objectively bad cop.

Topics Include: The Book Of Boba Fett, Morbius, Through My Window, Mooooonfaaaall, A Journal For Jordan, Jeepers Creepers Reborn, Chris Pratt, 8-Bit Christmas, A Boy Called Christmas, and the next Broken Lizard film.

Our heroes identify the many plot holes in this beautifully-directed Edgar Wright film.

It's spooky times as hosts Tom and Dave discuss the original Mummy film ahead of the 1999 remake.

Topics Include: Lightyear, The Unforgivable, Ambulance, The Wheel Of Time, True Story, Dr. Brain, Hellbound, Black Friday, and the success of Duuuune.

Our heroes watch a beautiful surrealist film that happens to be for kids.

DUNE

Topics Include: The Batman, Peacemaker, Bruised, Being The Ricardos, Mayor Pete, Great White, Cowboy Bebop, and Uncharted.

Our heroes differ in opinion over one of the darkest of dark comedies.

Batman enthusiasts Tom Reimann and Jeff May revisit the entirety of the Dark Knight’s film and television career episode by episode. Listen as they discuss, deconstruct, and celebrate the highs and lows of over half a century of an insane rich person beating people up in an animal costume.

Welcome to the very first episode of SPIELBOYS! Hosted by TOM and ABE, two gentle men on a holy quest to geek about the works of Steven Spielberg. For later episodes of the series, do visit the SMALL BEANS and GAMEFULLY UNEMPLOYED Patreon pages! https://www.patreon.com/GamefullyUnemployed https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans/posts

Our heroes express confusion and anger over a horror sequel that seems disinterested in being scary.

The one where Mulder plays house and fights a trash monster. For more episodes visit our Patreon!

In this follow up to Clerks, our hosts discuss the many problems and joys with the Jay and Silent Bob Reboot.

Topics Include: Scream, House Of The Dragon, The Black Phone, Zeroes And Ones, Heart Of Champions, Needle In A Timestack, Home Sweet Home Alone, and a brief look at the Batman teaser.

Our heroes watch a movie that appears to be every movie smushed into one.

Our heroes watch a fun but safe sequel.

Things get very weird as hosts Tom and Dave conduct a death race involving Austin Powers and Jason Voorhees.

Topics Include: Resident Evil, Red Rocket, Welcome To Earth, Fauci, Cyrano, Hypnotic, Chuck, and those Squid Games everyone keeps talking about.

Our heroes begin the spooky season right.

Topics Include: Licorice Pizza, Blush, Extraction 2, Encanto, The Electrical Life of Louis Wain, Stranger Things, and The Sandman.

Our heroes watch an objectively bad movie that at least one of them totally loves.

Our heroes watch a sci-fi horror film that forgets to be horror or a film.

Hosts Tom and Dave discuss the first Arnold film that feels like a genuine Arnold film.

Topics Include: Finch, The Tragedy Of Macbeth, Passing, Britney vs Spears, Invasion, Paranormal Activity: Next Of Kin, Night Teeth, more escaping the Undertaker, and the Mario Bros movie cast.

Our heroes watch another Wolfcop film.

Our heroes watch a film that's certainly not for everybody.

HAPPY BATMAN DAY.

HAPPY BATMAN DAY.

HAPPY BATMAN DAY.

HAPPY BATMAN DAY.

In this follow-up episode, hosts Tom and Dave grow a newfound appreciation for the original Amityville film.

Topics Include: Hawkeye, Maid, West Side Story, Nightmare Alley, Black As Night, There’s Something Inside Your House, I Know What You Did Last Summer, V/H/S/94, and the pure joy of the Twisted Metal series.

Our heroes are slightly split over this James Wan practical joke film.

Topics Include: The Matrix Resurrections, The Guilty, Last Night In Soho, No One Gets Out Alive, South Of Heaven, C’mon C’mon, Don’t Look Up, Warning, and The Undertaker’s haunted house.

Our heroes watch a somehow more indie version of Fight Club that's quite good.

Our heroes watch what feels like the first real story of the new Marvel phase.

Enjoy the thrilling conclusion to our Psych miniseries with the discussion of a Clue parody!

Topics Include: No Time To Die, Mayor Of Kingstown, Yellowjackets, Red Notice, The Wheel Of Time, The Power Of The Dog, Old Henry, Mass, and MOOOOOONFALLLLL.

Our heroes watch an old man hit rock bottom.

Our heroes rejoice at a brand new installment in a classic horror series.

In a brand new podcast miniseries, hosts Tom and Dave begin a deep dive into the works of Kevin Smith with the film that started it all. Big thanks to Patreon producer @nerdnumbers for making it happen!

Topics Include: Spider-Man: No Way Home, Nightbooks, Maya And The Three, The Starling, Spencer, Welcome To The Blumhouse, and whatever beautiful nightmare the Nosferatu remake is going to be.

Our heroes enjoy a horror/drama/thriller that could use a little more meat on its bones.

In this final episode, hosts Jason Pargin and David Bell explore the many behind the scenes reasons why blockbusters are forced to be made one specific way.

Topics Include: The Eternals and Marvel’s future, Afterlife Of The Party, Scenes From A Marriage, Dopesick, Cry Macho, the dark secrets of Bob Ross, and Staaaar Waaaaars.

Our heroes watch a teen fable about sex monsters.

Our heroes debate the levels of meaning, cynicism, and originality behind the latest of blockbusters.

Join hosts Jason Pargin and David Bell as they take a deep dive into the bad habits of modern blockbusters... this time focusing on how NOT to build your elaborate fictional world.

Topics Include: C.I. Ape, Midnight Mass, C.I. Ape, American Crime Story, Stranger Things, C.I. Ape, Copshop, C.I. Ape, Worth, The Witcher, C.I. Ape, C.I. Ape, Clickbait, Prisoners Of The Ghostland, and C.I. Ape.

Our heroes watch a forgotten action film and discuss why it's subtly out of its mind.

Our heroes discuss a film that does all the things we should be expecting every blockbuster to do.

Join hosts Jason Pargin and David Bell as they take a deep dive into the bad habits of modern blockbusters... this time exploring the many ways the structure of story gets screwed.

Topics Include: House Of Gucci, Venom, Cinderella, American Sausage Standoff, Kate, Star Trek Prodigy, and whatever Matt Damon thinks he’s doing.

Our heroes watch a fantasy film filled with talking foxes and suspicious handjobs.

Join hosts Jason Pargin and David Bell as they take a deep dive into the bad habits of modern blockbusters... starting with the way characters are written.

Topics Include: Ghostbusters Afterlife, American Horror Story, The Card Counter, King Richard, Army Of Thieves, Blade Runner: Black Lotus, The Night House, and of course… LAAAAAMB.

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Topics Include: Jackass Forever, The Last Duel, Sweet Girl, Flee, Naked Singularity, Demonic, Malignant, Dune, and the newest in Dan Brown dad porn.

Our heroes develop a surprising emotional connection to a pre-9/11 teen movie about ballet dancing.

Sans a Tom, our heroes explore the rich mythology of the Warner Brothers basement computer and try to assess sentience levels for digital characters.

Hosts Tom and Dave reenact the plot of Indiana Jones... with an awkward animal twist!

Our heroes review an okay film the symbolizes the death of a cinematic universe.

Hosts Tom and Dave try to talk objectively about a movie they've loved since childhood.

Topics Include: What If, Encanto, Val, Fear Street Part 2, Beckett, Jolt, Foundation, Only Murders In The Building, Woodstock 99, and the weird need for every comic book movie to be part of a single universe.

Our heroes solve the greatest cube puzzle of all: a 1969 LSD propaganda thriller.

Our heroes beg you not to watch The Tomorrow War.

In a brand new movie pick, hosts Tom and Dave discuss whether or not "old" means "good" or "classic".

Topics Include: Halloween Kills, Clifford The Big Red Dog, Settlers, Don’t Breathe 2, The Many Saints Of Newark, Shang Chi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings, Blood Red Sky, and why all the demonic possessed look identical.

Our heroes watch a film about a wolf that is also a cop.

Our heroes get surprisingly underwhelmed by a movie about rocketing a car into space.

Topics Include: Karen, The Harder They Fall, The Suicide Squad, Eiffel, The Shrink Next Door, How It Ends, Annette, Candyman, and the value of the many Jaws sequels.

Our heroes discuss the what's good and what's horribly dated in this early Scorsese work.

Our heroes enjoy and analyze an objectively broken movie.

Our heroes continue to journey through Psych tribute episodes, stopping on a Shining homage that seems to fall apart. Special thanks to Patreon producer Noah for making it all possible!

Topics Include: E3 and the state of video games, Dynasty Warriors, A Classic Horror Story, The Birthday Cake, Picard Season Two, and yes… Pig.

Our heroes discuss one of the worst horror movies of the decade!

In a brand new and wonderful episode, hosts Tom and Dave discuss the oddly dull epic about camel punching and snake fighting. Thanks to Patreon producer Norm From Cheers!

Topics Include: Masters Of The Universe, Space Jam A New Legacy, The Eyes Of Tammy Faye, Midnight In The Switchgrass, Invasion, Reminiscence, No Sudden Move, America: The Motion Picture, Fear Street, the upcoming Indiana Jones, and creamy cat videos.

Our heroes watch a murder mystery comedy and discuss why there are so few good murder mystery films.

In our first ever guest episode, hosts Mike and Dave welcome Star Trek expert Abe Epperson to discuss the ethical and technical flaws of the holodeck. For more episodes, visit: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans/posts https://www.patreon.com/GamefullyUnemployed

Our heroes watch a Saw sequel before rating all the Final Destination films.

Topics Include: Demonic, Infinite, The Duke, Lansky, Jungle Cruise, The Mysterious Benedict Society, Let Us In, and the many version of TMNT we’d like to see.

Our heroes discuss a tap dance ballet film with surprisingly little of either.

Our heroes punch huge holes and a fairly enjoyable zombie film.

In this free episode, hosts Tom and Dave discuss the one where Mulder body-swaps with a man and then immediately masturbates.

In this bat-tastic episode, hosts Tom and Dave relive the plot of Road House... but as competing Batmans. It's weird!

Topics Include: Eternals, Last Night In Soho, The Tomorrow War, Gunpowder Milkshake, No Sudden Move, Escape Room 2, False Positive, Old, and school play performances.

Our heroes watch the longest hour long movie ever made.

Armed with a special guest, our heroes deconstruct a bizarrely anti-action action movie.

Topics Include: Fear Street, Panic, Nine Perfect Strangers, Dear Evan Hansen, Friends: The Reunion, The Ice Road, Snake Eyes, and the Attack The Block sequel.

Our heroes time travel back to 2003 to recall leather coats and the war on terror.

Our heroes watch a movie that appears to be from 2003.

In our follow up episode, hosts Tom and Dave watch the 2010 version of True Grit before discussing what it all means, how it changed, and which one is better.

Topics Include: Venom 2, The Forever Purge, The Green Knight, The Protege, Stillwater, Solos, Lisey’s Story, Heels, the the future of the Knives Out franchise.

Our heroes watch an unknown but extremely effective romantic comedy murder thriller.

Our heroes continue their first ever watch of the show Psych... this time with a Twin Peaks parody. Special thanks to Patreon producer Noah for making it all possible!

Topics Include: Stranger Things - Season 4, Sweet Tooth, Georgetown, Halston, Rogue Hostage, Dream Horse, Marvel’s Phase Four, and lots of farm stuff.

Our heroes discuss werewolf sex and top hats.

Our heroes watch a paint-by-numbers Tom Clancy thriller that appears to be from the 90s.

In a shocking episode, hosts Tom and Dave experience the 1976 fever dream that is Stay Hungry.

Topics Include: Luca, The Tomorrow War, The Misfits, Siberia, West Side Story, Ape Vs Monster, the results of the Oscars and the writing of Aaron Sorkin.

Our heroes have the time of their lives with an iconic film about abortion and Ayn Rand.

MORTAL KOMBAT

After five seasons, hosts Tom and Dave finally take a dive into the 1998 X-Files movie. Visit our Patreon to hear part two! https://www.patreon.com/GamefullyUnemployed

In yet another bizarre series of events, hosts Tom and Dave reenact the plot of Face/Off while using various Nicolas Cage characters and also there's a mountain for some reason.

Topics Include: Shang-Chi And The Legend Of The Ten Rings, Werewolves Within, The Underground Railroad, Riders Of Justice, Annette, The Space Between, Flashback, and why The Conjuring 3 is probably not a great idea.

Our heroes watch a TV play that contains zero Muppets.

Our heroes enjoy a wild action movie and also talk about the movie Audition for some reason.

In the first ever episode of Reboot, Reuse, Recycle our hosts Tom and Dave discuss the original 1969 True Grit before following up with its modern counterpart.

Topics Include: F9, Army Of The Dead, Separation, Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard, Endangered Species, Benny Loves You, and the sad passing of the Arclight.

Our heroes watch a bleak comedy from the 90s and discuss why it doesn't work.

Welcome to our new miniseries exploration into the many spoof-episodes of Psych! Big thanks to Patreon producer Noah for making it happen!

Topics Include: Loki, Jupiter’s Legacy, Monster, Ghostbusters: Afterlife, Mainstream, Those Who Wish Me Dead, and of course Space Jam.

Our heroes dissect the logic of what sure feels like the longest Hobbit movie ever made.

Armed with a special guest, hosts Tom and Jeff continue their deep dive into the infamous Snyder cut. For more episodes, visit: https://www.patreon.com/GamefullyUnemployed

Our heroes discuss yet another franchise ending on a "too little too late" finale.

Topics Include: The Suicide Squad, Spiral, Rick And Morty Season 5, The Night House, Star Wars The Bad Batch, Wratch Of Man, Zola, and the latest on the Obi Wan series.

Welcome to the world of tomorrow!!! Join hosts Michael Swaim and David Bell as they pit two of the best sci-fi shows ever against each other! But not in like... a mean way.

Our heroes watch the James Bond film where he disguises himself as a Japanese man to save kidnapped astronauts.

Armed with a special guest, our heroes discuss a slow-burn horror plagued by bad marketing.

Hosts Tom and Dave officially close out the 90s Gamera series with the least child-friendly addition yet! Big thanks to producer Bobgrenville!

Topics Include: Stowaway, The Virtuoso, We Broke Up, The Unholy, The Seventh Day, Held, Made For Love, and the Ghost of Tsushima movie.

Our heroes have slightly different opinions over the quality of an indie comedy and end up discussing the fate of their own careers.

It's part one of our hosts' deep dive into the brand new cut of Justice League! With special guest Maggie Mae Fish! For more episodes, visit: https://www.patreon.com/GamefullyUnemployed

Our heroes watch a very good Oscar contender.

Topics Include: Concrete Cowboy, Cruella, Rutherford Falls, In The Heights, Sasquatch, the Oscar nominations, and just general horse discussion.

Our heroes watch Escape From New York.

Our heroes watch an extremely good and extremely heavy film about how the government sucks.

On the very first episode of INTO THE MR. UNIVERSE, hosts Tom and Dave go to where it all began in their exploration of the vast multiverse of Schwarzenegger. Thanks to producer Norm From Cheers for making it all possible!

Topics Include: Them, Oxygen, Yin Yang Master, City Of Lies, Shadow and Bone, Lucky, and the political career of Matthew McConaughey.

Our heroes watch a pretty good but forgettable adventure film staring a young Rock.

Our heroes slowly realize that a pretty-good Marvel series is far more cynical and meaningless than they initially thought.

In this thrilling second episode, our hosts realize the profound comedic aspects of a bumbling giant turtle having a nuclear-sized explosion go off in his face. Big thanks to producer Bobgrenville!

Topics Include: Voyagers, Without Remorse, Thunder Force, Funny Face, Calls, Senior Moment, and way too much thought about Lola Bunny.

Our heroes enjoy a classic but unfocused comedy that 50% of them hadn't seen before.

Our heroes watch a radical skateboarding crime noir thriller family drama.

In this shrink-tastic episode hosts Tom and Dave battle dirty cops with the power of Wilford Brimley.

Topics Include: Army Of The Dead, MODOK, Luca, the new Rugrats, Come True, Son, The Vigil, and the next big thing in George R.R. Martin.

Our heroes enjoy a classic musical that 50% of them knew nothing about.

Our heroes pick through the rubble of a disaster to figure out what went wrong.

Prepare yourself for the final battle. Special thanks to producer Matt Osborn!

Topics Include: MORTAL KOMBAT, Cruella, The Vault, MORTAL KOMBAT, The Lost Pirate Kingdom, MORTAL KOMBAT, Man Vs. Wild, Justice League, MORTAL KOMBAT, Ben Shapiro’s new film project, and Paddington 3.

In this brand new miniseries, hosts Tom and Dave begin their journey into the 90s Gamera films to determine just how much of a friend to children this giant rocket turtle really is. Big thanks to producer Bobgrenville!

Topics Include: Falcon and the Winter Soldier, Yes Day, Happily, Behind Her Eyes, Old, and Gina Carano’s battle against consequences.

Our heroes revisit a cartoon classic about butt-driven time travel and whales.

Our heroes watch a 90s classic that only one of them had seen before.

In this special crossover, our hosts team up with a couple of Small Beans to discuss the Stephen King episode of the X-Files... as well as Agent Mulder's porn habits.

Topics Include: The Nevers, Punky Brewster, Cosmic Sin, more Justice League news, and the extremely familiar 2021 movie lineup.