After spending years dispensing bitchy fashion commentary on their viral Instagram account Every Outfit on Sex and the City, hosts Chelsea Fairless and Lauren Garroni realized that they have highly specific opinions about other things, too. Every Outfit is a weekly show born from our deeply unhealthy, lifelong obsession with fashion and popular culture. It’s like The View (but less geriatric) meets Fashion Police from two best friends who have spoken at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, but have also done SponCon for vibrators. New episodes every Friday.
On the “Sleeping Beauties” Met Gala 🥀
The Met Gala was this week, have you heard? We’ve officially OD’d on florals, but we’re doing our best to process the staggering amount of outfits that we’ve seen. Topics discussed include Galliano domination, merkin erasure, Zendaya’s double whammy, Sean McGirr’s revenge dress, Isabelle Huppert majorness, a rundown of the various designer cliques, our picks for best and worst dressed, and more!
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See all the looks that we discuss ⬇
The Galliano Gals Zendaya’s first look, Zendaya’s second look, Kim Kardashian, Ariana Grande, Gwendoline Christie, Natasha Poonawalla, Bad Bunny.
The McQueen Queens Lana Del Rey, Kendall Jenner
The Women of a Certain Age Isabelle Huppert, Nicole Kidman, Naomi Watts, Michelle Yeoh, Demi Moore, Meg Ryan, Sofia Coppola, Sarah Jessica Parker, Anna Wintour. Also major: Michael Shannon and his chip bag.
The Loewe Crew Taylor Russell, Greta Lee, Dan Levy, Josh O’Connor, Ariana Grande
The Thom Browne Crew Cole Escola, Cynthia Erivo, Queen Latifah and Wife, Gigi Hadid, Amy Fine Collins
The Stella McCartney Crew Ed Sheeran, FKA Twigs, Cara Delevigne
The Willy Chavarria Crew Coleman Domingo, Leon Bridges, Morgan Spector
The Chloe Crew Sienna Miller, Greta Gerwig, Zoe Saldana, Emma Mackey
The Balmain Crew Elle Fanning, Olivier Rousting, Tyla
The Chanel Crew Michelle Williams, Riley Keough, Tessa Thompson, Gracie Abrams, Penelope Cruz
The Dior Crew Rosalia, Elizabeth Debecki, Alexandra Daddario, Willow Smith
The Prada Crew Jeff Goldblum, Brie Larson, Amanda Seyfried, Amanda Gorman, Troye Sivan, Sarah Paulson
Also: Tom Ford looking hot
Lauren’s Best Dressed
Greta Lee, Tyla, Kylie Jenner, Da’Vine Joy Randolph, Rachel Sennott, Jodie Turner-Smith. Honorable mention: Usher.
Chelsea’s Best Dressed
Taylor Russell, Cole Escola, Isabelle Huppert, Lana Del Rey, Zendaya’s second look. Honorable mention: Hamish Bowles, Amelia Grey, Erykah Badu.
Lauren’s Worst Dressed
Elsa Pataky and Chris Hemsworth, Rosalia, Awkwafina, Gabrielle Union
Chelsea’s Worst Dressed
Lizzo, Demi Moore, Mindy Kaling, Taraji P. Henson, Jessica Biel, Alexandra Daddario.
Least Dressed Emily Ratajkowski, Rita Ora
5/9/2024 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 38 seconds
On Sex and the City: The Big Journey
All aboard! Today we’re discussing one of Sex and the City’s rare non-New York episodes “The Big Journey”. Topics discussed include Carrie’s sassy bob, Harry’s back hair, Samantha’s fishbone earrings, Anthony’s love of ugly sex, the pioneering internet celebrity Mr. Winkle, SJP’s vanishing mole (R.I.P.), Erewhon dependency, and more!
Come see us on tour! We'll be in Boston on April 18th, New York on April 20th, Washington D.C. on April 21st, Philly on April 22nd, Pittsburgh on April 23rd, and Chicago on April 25th!
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3/22/2024 • 36 minutes, 54 seconds
On the Oscars, Queer Eye, Kate Middleton
On today’s episode, the ladies reconvene at Lauren’s fire Airbnb to discuss all of the biggest cultural happenings: the Oscars, Carey Mulligan’s incredible outfit, Kate Middleton’s disappearance, Rolling Stone’s Queer Eye expose (Team Bobby!), the feminine urge to buy JVN haircare, Sean McGirr’s universally panned McQueen collection, Chemena Kamali’s much more well-received Chloé debut, women of a certain age on the runway, THAT Kate Moss impersonator, Kristen Stewart’s sartorial pivot, and fabulous new collections from Loewe, Rick Owens, Miu Miu, and more! Plus: Chelsea report’s back from Madonna’s Celebration tour.
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3/15/2024 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 15 seconds
Rabbit Rabbit! A December Mailbag Episode
On this week’s mailbag episode, we process these shocking photos of Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Kathy Hilton’s Christmas Party, our favorite Taylor Swift song, Melania Trump’s funeral attire, Carine Roitfeld’s apartment, Alessandro Michele’s apartment, Cynthia Nixon’s hunger strike, our favorite SJP Met Gala look, and Jennifer Lawrence’s interview with Kylie Jenner. Today's episode is sponsored by, Nutrafol! Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code OUTFIT. As well as Modern Fertility! Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $20 off the test when you go to Modern Fertility.com/OUTFITWant to hear our thoughts about Julia Fox's memoir Down the Drain? Or Gen-X classic Reality Bites? Or Sofia Coppola's new book? Become a Patron! Patreon.com/EveryOutfitWant your call to be featured on a future hotline episode? Call 323-486-6773
12/1/2023 • 59 minutes, 50 seconds
On Posh and Becks, Jada Pinkett Smith, Taylormania
We’re back to discuss the most vital celebrity news of the week: Taffy Brodesser-Akner’s fabulous Taylor Swift profile, the Swifties who did a Midsommer-esque circle dance in an AMC, Jada Pinkett Smith’s controversial press tour, Britney’s upcoming memoir, David Beckham’s docuseries, and Kendall Jenner’s sinister AI alter ego “Billie”. We also get into Lauren’s brush with fame, Max’s horrifying new series Naked Attraction, two very spooky Australian films Talk to Me and The Royal Hotel, NBC’s latest procedural drama Found, and Kim Kardashian’s continued dominance of American Horror Story: Delicate. Also here is THAT photo of Will Smith and Margot Robbie.Today's episode is brought to you by Jenni Kayne. Find your forever pieces and get 15% off with promo code OUTFIT at jennikayne.com/OUTFIT! As well as, Modern Fertility. Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $20 off the test when you go to Modern Fertility.com/outfit.
10/20/2023 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 17 seconds
On And Just Like That: The Last Supper Part One: Appetizer
This week on the pod, friend of the pod Karley Sciortino joins Lauren to break down the penultimate episode. This episode had everything: Carrie planning her "last supper," Lisette moving into Carrie's apartment, the return of Che's terrible comedy concerts, a drunk work Charlotte plot line, a very shocking Stanford update, Aiden sobbing in a car, and truly so much more. FYI: Lauren has officially left the acceptance stage and is back to anger. Follow Karly on Instagram and read her monthly Vogue column.Today's episode is brought to you by HoneyLove. Treat yourself to the best shapewear on the market and save 20% Off at honeylove.com with the code Outfit. Use code Outfit at honeylove.com. As well as Modern Fertility. Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $20 off the test when you go to Modern Fertility.com/outfit. Want to hear EVER MORE bitchy commentary on the new And Just Like That season? Become a Patron and hear our exclusive And Just After That after show! Patreon.com/EveryOutfitWE HAVE A HOTLINE! Call us with your thoughts on And Just Like That and we may just play your call on our after show! Call 323-486-6773
8/18/2023 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 47 seconds
On Cannes, Dua Lipa x Versace, The Kardashians
The ladies are back to discuss the Sex and the City experience, Max's launch, Cannes red carpet looks, our new favorite film (that we haven't seen) May/December, The Idol debuts to tepid reviews, Dua Lipa x Versace collection, Margot Robbie covers Vogue, the first episode of The Kardashians, AND SO MUCH MORE!See all the Cannes looks on Vogue.Listen to Kate Jinx’s podcast See AlsoAlso discussed: The Dua Lipa Versace collection, Vogue’s Margot Robbie editorial, the Claudia Schiffer Barbie and Vogue Italia editorial, the new Barbie trailer, watch The Kardashians.Today's episode is brought to you by, Green Chef . Go to GreenChef.com/outfit60 and use code outfit60 to get 60% off plus free shipping.As well as, HoneyLove. Treat yourself to the best shapewear on the market and save 20% Off at honeylove.com with the code Outfit. Use code Outfit at honeylove.com. And, Nutrafol. Enter the promo code OUTFIT to save FIFTEEN DOLLARS off your first month’s subscription.Like what you heard? Want to hear more? Like our thoughts on Zoolander? Become a Patron! Go to Patreon.com/EveryOutfitWE HAVE A HOTLINE! Disagree with us? Make your case and we may play it on the show. Questions, secrets, or gossip from the And Just Like That set are also welcome. Call 323-486-6773
5/27/2023 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 27 seconds
Patreon Teaser: On Zoolander
Do you ever wonder if there’s more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking? On today’s episode, we dive headfirst into the Y2K era’s definitive fashion film Zoolander, the movie that launched a thousand catchphrases and successfully parodied the Christian Dior “Hobo Chic” collection only a year after its debut. Topics discussed include Milla Jovovich’s Thierry Mugler makeover, the timeless allure of Evian Mist, Jon Voight’s Oscar-worthy performance, Orange Mocha Frappucinos, our intense nostalgia for VH1 Vogue Fashion Awards, that David Lachapelle-inspired day spa, the abundance of top-shelf celebrity cameos, crazy pills, and more! Want to hear the full episode? Become a Patron! Go to Patreon.com/EveryOutfit
5/11/2023 • 11 minutes, 29 seconds
On Showgirls (TEASER)
Get your Doggy Chow and Cristal champagne ready 'cause we watched Showgirls. We get into it all from its All About Eve influence, the actors almost cast in the film, the unsexy nudity, gross sex scenes, Nomi's obsession with her period, the lack of plot, AND SO MUCH MORE! This camp classic is not only one our favorite films, but it is also the reason we became friends.Want to hear the full episode? Become a Patron! Go to Patreon.com/EveryOutfit
1/18/2023 • 10 minutes, 32 seconds
On Love Actually (TEASER)
Dearest fuckettes, please enjoy a preview of our inaugural holiday episode for the Patreon, Love Actually. We get into it all: the weird reference to 9/11, our undying love for Emma Thompson, bizarre age gaps, Love Actually fanfic, the best love songs, a power ranking of the characters, the ethics of (arguably) the most romantic scene in film, AND SO MUCH MORE!Want to hear the full episode? Become a Patron! Go to Patreon.com/EveryOutfit
12/23/2022 • 12 minutes, 40 seconds
On The White Lotus, Heroin Chic, Savage x Fenty
The ladies are back once again for a curated discussion of the best in pop culture. Topics include: the Joan Didion’s exhibition at the Hammer Museum, the ethics of a good museum owned by a terrible person, bidding on Didion’s personal effects, the return of White Lotus, living a Monica Vitti lifestyle, Lauren’s longing for a weekly/bing hybrid, also Lauren is aware she said Michael Imperioli’s name incorrectly, Chelsea gives a fashion history lesson about Heroin Chic, Hollywood’s obsession with Ozempic, Rihanna’s latest Savage Fenty show, why was Johnny Depp there (?!), reviewing Barbarian, and SO MUCH MORE! Show NotesVisit The Joan Didion exhibitionPeruse The Joan Didion auctionWatch The White Lotus Season TwoRead the Heroin Chic articleWatch the Savage x Fenty showWatch Barbarian Today's episode is sponsored by Wildgrain. For a limited time, you can get $30 off the first box - PLUS free Croissants in every box - when you go to Wildgrain.com/outfit to start your subscription.As well as, Nutrafol. Enter the promo code OUTFIT to save FIFTEEN DOLLARS off your first month’s subscription.And, Modern Fertility. Modern Fertility is offering our listeners $30 off the test when you go to Modern Fertility.com/outfit. Want to hear our thoughts on Titanic? Get episodes early and without ads? Become a Patron! Go to Patreon.com/EveryOutfit
11/11/2022 • 1 hour, 4 seconds
On Hocus Pocus 2 (TEASER)
This month on the Patreon we dive into Hocus Pocus 2 and unpack the lore of the Sanderson Sisters. Want to hear the full episode? Become a Patron! Go to Patreon.com/EveryOutfit
10/4/2022 • 10 minutes, 55 seconds
On Sex and the City 2 (TEASER)
We’re sorry, we can’t, this week is just a preview of our SATC 2 Patreon episode. Want to hear the full episode? Become a Patron! Go to Patreon.com/EveryOutfit
7/8/2022 • 11 minutes, 17 seconds
On Magnolia (TEASER)
This month on the Patreon we unpack our ongoing obsession with Paul Thomas Anderson's Magnolia. Want to hear the full episode? Become a Patron! Go to Patreon.com/EveryOutfit
4/20/2022 • 5 minutes, 3 seconds
On And Just Like That: Final Thoughts Pt. 2 (TEASER)
We're sorry. We can't. We started a Patreon. Here is a sample of the thrilling conclusion to us processing the series that is, And Just Like That.Want to hear the full episode? Become a Patron! Go to Patreon.com/EveryOutfit
2/22/2022 • 6 minutes, 18 seconds
On And Just Like That: Final Thoughts Pt. 1 (TEASER)
We're sorry. We can't. We started a Patreon. Here is a sample from our very first episode, where we discuss And Just Like That for nearly two hours. And it's only Part One! Want to hear the full episode? Become a Patron! Go to Patreon.com/EveryOutfit