This is a brand new Global Original podcast we think you’ll love! In each episode Michael & Hilary Whitehall put their combined life experience and precious wisdom to good use, helping you with whatever you need assistance with. From how to get out of attending a boring wedding, to cutting pointless friends or minor family members out of your life, think of The Whitehalls as your own personal advisory board.If you have a question, a problem, need some advice or just want to hear Michael swear a bit more, get involved and email [email protected]. If you like what you hear search The Wittering Whitehalls and subscribe now!

Hello Elis and John fans! If you want more Elis in your life then you should subscribe to The Socially Distant Sports Bar with Elis, Mike Bubbins and Steff Garrero. Three men trying to talk about sports. Three men who get distracted by everything. Three men who think a sports podcast should contain frequent references to Kimbo Slice, Erasure and Bobby Davro. Give it a listen now and join the bar on Twitter, Insta and Facebook via @distantpod

Hello podcast listener. If you're a fan of Elis and John then we think you'll enjoy another podcast, Early Work with Rhys James. Stand-up, panel show regular and the only comedian with a podcast, Early Work sees Rhys and guests reliving some of their most cringeworthy childhood and teenage attempts at creativity. Search Early Work where you get your podcasts and find Rhys on Instagram and Twitter @rhysjamesy for more about the podcast.

This January, Radio X are launching a whole host of new comedy podcasts. In this bonus episode you’ll hear a snippet from each one. If you like what you hear - make sure you hit subscribe! Funny How? with Matt Morgan: https://www.radiox.co.uk/radio/podcasts/funny-how-with-matt-morgan/ That’s A First: https://www.radiox.co.uk/radio/podcasts/thats-a-first/ Early Work with Rhys James: https://www.radiox.co.uk/radio/podcasts/early-work-with-rhys-james/ Job's A Good’un with Chris Washington: https://www.radiox.co.uk/radio/podcasts/jobs-a-good-un-with-chris-washington/ A Thin Layer of Film: https://www.radiox.co.uk/radio/podcasts/thin-layer-of-film-with-heidi-regan/ Class Dismissed! with Tom Houghton: https://www.radiox.co.uk/radio/podcasts/class-dismissed-with-tom-houghton/

The Kings are dead. Long live the Kings.

There you have it. 5 years, 264 shows (proper), many laughs, some tears and an almost unacceptable quantity of shame. The lads bid farewell to Radio X in fine fashion. Expect montages, familiar voices and the cynical inclusion of emotional heft. Thank you to all PCD's, casual listeners and contributors great and small. Live your best life, keep it Radio X and most importantly of all: Keep it session. Lovely stuff.

Classic Dog-mess anecdote revisited, John's bodily functions feature heavily and we reopen the Wackaging file! PLUS! Humblebrags, Papers reviewed light-heartedly and a ShameWell! The staples to any healthy Podcast. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

"Pullman's won it... go away." Elis needs a new car and John may or may not have a secret child, more on that as we get it. Tastes to be ticked, hypothetical stag dos to plan and papers to be read light-heartedly. This Podcast has it all. BIG FUN. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

You have no idea how high John can fly. Today, we answer the questions, what do you get for the man that has everything, how many Blue Tits do Elis & John weigh and what exactly is John Kennedy doing in that tree. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Elis was definitely feeling as young and hip as ever this week, and John simply couldn’t get more charitable. Plus the boys made a discovery about everyone’s favourite forgotten Californian hard-rock-nu-metal group. https://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/DementiaRevolution Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

How do you get through a three hour show on barely any sleep? Well if you’re Elis you have four coffees before 1pm. Spoiler alert, it all gets a bit silly. An informative show this week, with the guys getting to the bottom of what really is ‘cool’ and clearing up any misconceptions of what to expect from a breastfeeding café (no paninis?!) Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

If you stand still with a shark, you’ll die. That’s just one of Elis’ hot-takes from today. Meanwhile - Johnny JR Robins brings you some rather BIG NEWS! Plus more Hypothetical challenges, a naked Shame Well, some over-personal questions and a Middle of The Road Made Up Game! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Elis loves his children. John shouts “revealeth” at pubs. What a pair of legends. For those of you concerned that The Light-Hearted Paper Review has never featured a “central heating special” – consider your prayers answered. There’s also some classic Humblebrags, a sexy Shame Well, a return of John’s Gig Diaries and some FREE #CONTENT! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

The Band is back together. Elis has returned with news of what he’s been up to, mainly being a father (again). John’s had an issue with his iPhone. We all must bear our own cross. 2 exciting competitions, one to win tech prizes and one to name Elis' son. We also ask the question, what do you do with a surfeit of breastmilk? All this PLUS a Shamewell that will make you walk to Lancaster. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

In 255 episodes, have you heard John Robins do an impression of a Dalek? The wait is over. Tim Key played another blinder as he deputised for Elis. There were accusations, challenges, interruptions and pauses. Lovely stuff. All this plus a Somerville Shame Well, a LONG and ghastly Humblebrag and a tasty Made Up Game! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Following some big news from Elis, a super-sub wonder kid was required to step in. Enter: Tim Key. Who knows, some of you might even recognise his voice from LONG ago?? It was a brilliant show as Robins threw open the Weirdness Amnesty once again and Tim went to Rymans. As well as all this, there was a welcome return for a Classic Made Up Game, a sporadic Potato Potato, an unconscious Shame Well and an impromptu Birthday Game! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

It was a rather bumsentric show today but don’t let that deter you! It’s full to the brim with John and Elis classics. Clarkson declares war on modern day music and Catfish & the Bottom-men in the paper review, friendships are ruined in the Shamewell and the guys take on another of your made up games. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

John can’t stop making soup…. It was a very ratty Robins today, but at least he’s not had any nicotine this year. Why on earth did Elis choose this week to argue with him about Queen??? Still, a smashing show full of gut-wrenching Humblebrags, a stomach-churning Shame Well and an absolute hammer of a Made Up Game! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

It’s that time of year again! The festive period means a Best Of show – but don’t worry, there’s plenty of new riffs too, plus a very giddy intro, and John’s ULTIMATE TUBE QUESTION. Get this all up in your ears. Happy New Year to all you legends! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

No Elis today, but John discussed the typical Christmas topics; mirrors, toilet breaks, political trees, and photos of gentlemen’s agreements. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Well there you have it hammer legends. 250 solid gold episodes from Elis & John. The occasion was marked with a stonking live show in London’s Comedy Store! 400 legends took their seats and the live vibe took flight. Majestic. Expect guests, games, shame (obviously), celebration and a generous slice of The Lovely Robin. Lovely stuff. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

If Elis says he was working, then he was working ok? Also, if John wants to challenge a listener on whether or not they’re breaking the law; that’s fine too. It was a banger of a show this week, full of festive silliness and anticipation for the big 250! There was a dash of shame, a measure of Humblebrags and a tidy portion of the Paper Review too! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

John’s going to be shameful, Elis is going to be sexy. These are facts and they are constant. This week, the lads explored “Sportz Chat” and compared puberty cakes. There was a toilet-related Shame Well, a well-funded Welsh Word of The Week and a return to the wonder that is the “Rush Hour Crush”. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

A slightly different vibe to the podcast this week as heroic, brave, valiant John ‘Courage’ Robins battled through a mild cold to broadcast to the nation – aided and abetted by his friend/surrogate son Eis. The boys asked for your tales of overcoming relationship obstacles, Ticked Off a variety of Tastes, learnt about chips, and outlined the pros and cons of a 17 degree temperature. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Welcome legends, packed show today, Prod Vin is back from his trip to Sri Lanka, but who did he go with?! We learn what 2 reasons Clarkson would bring back the death penalty for and what gift John got a past love interest. All this plus the Humblebrags, a made up game and a Shamewell to rival the SatNav shame! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

It only every takes a couple of ‘madness tweaks’ to get an Elis & John podcast up and running. This week the lads discuss what to do when your Mother / Mother-in-law sees you naked, John’s on and off relationship with the law, Elis’ hair and a certain internet-based game show on a digital TV channel. All this plus the Humblebrags, a tangy taste and a game about temperature! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Welcome to Episode 244, Hammer Legends! What an episode it is, if you normally listen on your Monday morning commute you’re going to want to get this in your ears ASAP. For #Content reasons and a huge announcement relating to our 250th show! Also on the show, you’ll get 2 dollops of Clarkson, find out Elis’ hot take on films and always and forever remember, ‘Cool guys get it wrong’. All this plus the Humblebrags, Tastes to tick off and the longest ever Made Up Game! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve simply got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it Session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

One thing should be noted about Elis James and John Robins, they don't forget where they came from. After an incredible show at the Hammersmith Apollo the night before, the boys return to the comfort of the Radio X Studio and it's a very special day indeed, its sexy and relevant, Elis' birthday! This podcast is essentially his party, so strap on your party hat, grab yourself a nice ale and don't forget to pick up your party bag on your way out. Entertainment at the party includes John's gift to Elis, a brilliant Shamewell and Intern Trav getting up close to a certain welshman's thigh. All this plus the Humblebrags, your Welsh Word of the Week and a couple of tastes to tick off! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

How do you feel about wee at a student party? Is it a grey area? Let Elis & John lead the way! Now that the Holy Vible Tour is up and running, the lads ducked out to resume their unproducable once again. You’ll find out what Elis thinks of Halloween and what he’d dress up as if he HAD to, find out whether John has ever kissed a belly and hear a drunken/theft based Shamewell. All this plus the Humblebrags, a Made Up Game and a couple of tastes to tick off! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

As far as Elis James is concerned – all knives and forks are the same. Why argue? On the cusp of heading out on the Holy Vible road, Elis & John put in a cracking performance this week. You can expect slightly more Queen than usual, a Welsh discussion about mince or mints, a sour (angry) taste and a bit of unwanted wee. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Another week, another example of John making himself sick with worry. What on earth was his full time GF up to? Find out! Plus, find out why Elis was happy to pick up the bill, but ended up wishing he hadn’t. There’s all that plus a very important date in John’s gig diary, some shock shame, Elis on the TV and a lengthy Potato Potato! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

PCDs, here’s what you will learn from this week’s audio hammer… what fascinating* item did John find in the studio? What’s the correct age to show your child the film, ‘The Fly’? Plus how long can the boys plank for, while rapping the lyrics to Sugar Hill Gang’s seminal hit ‘Rapper’s Delight’? *Not fascinating All that PLUS Humblebrags, John’s Gig Diary and Elis’ Light Hearted Paper Review! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

John was transfixed by the Ryder Cup this week, but that didn’t stop him and Elis from delivering some truly narcissistic radio. Expect Clarkson news, sexy Led Zeppelin, a Bridget Jones-esque Shame Well, and plenty more. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

John quotes Morgan Freeman and Elis makes Bolognese weirdly. It was an absolute hammer show today! Catch up on John’s holiday, experience some explosive shame, reminisce about 1990’s advertising, get heavily into a particularly intense gig diary and prepare for an overuse of the phonetic alphabet. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Robins was sick. Elis spoke Welsh. The Studio was dark. A classic show this week, featuring a taste, some shame, an exhibition Potato Potato match and Robins behaving over-competitively in the Made Up Game. There was also a Welsh Word of The Week, some Gig Diary action & a run down of the soon to be “Holy Vible Tour”! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

A very silly show this week! All fuelled by Elis having 3 hours sleep and John eating too many sweets. Find out why John is dishonest, what fried egg crisps taste like and why Elis’ name is Elis; not Mark. All this plus a Shamewell (very close to home this week), a stonking Made Up Game & even more Queen chat than usual! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on their book tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Well, it’s been about 3 weeks since all the gang have been back together on the Saturday show, they certainly made up for their absence with a belter today. John’s blood runs red with tomato juice, Elis struggles with words and nobody can believe that Rory Delap stat! All that, PLUS usual favourites, Humblebrag of the Week, Shame Well and Tick off a Taste! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Comedian and author James Acaster joined John this week as Elis was away. James was grilled in #AskAcaster about tooth-brushing, Korn, Asian cuisine and Greg Rusedski's shirts. James also brought us another Classic Scrape - and no, he won't DJ your wedding. There were also two new Tastes to be Ticked Off, an extra special Keep It Session Session (featuring the lovely Robin), and bear with the boys for this week's Made Up Game. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ James' KISS choices: David Thomas Broughton Wei Zhongle Selebeyone TRIM Joana Gomila

John has been the sole captain of Drive this week, Elis has been climbing mountains in Wales and the like BUT even though it’s half the team that doesn’t mean it’s been half the fun! Expect tales of Rucksacks, John lets us in on some of his patented wisdom and we ask the question, “what’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen someone drink, in the wild?” All that plus regular favourites, Humble Brag, Shame Well and Tick off a Taste! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

With Elis away, comedian and writer Matthew Crosby stood in for this week’s podcast. John and Matthew go over the numerous and somewhat obscure improv warm up games, John takes us through his dream line-up for Defeat Festival and Matthew mentions his must see acts at the Edinburgh Fringe this year. All this plus John’s Gig Diary, Made Up Games and the Light-Hearted Paper Review! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

After learning Elis has very few life skills, the team line up a lesson for him in juggling. Meanwhile, John returns with a hilarious Shame Well and Elis asks, "what would you do with a gift of £5000?" Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details!

It was a back to business as usual master class today: A happy return to an air-conditioned studio where the vibe was free to flow without weather dependency. Expect (very) tight shorts, boiling shame, repulsive Humblebrags and a return to John’s Gig Diaries. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

They’ve conquered the airwaves of commercial digital indie radio and now they’ve travelled north to deepest Cumbria to broadcast live from the Strongbow Yard at Kendal Calling. Elis and John have festival themed Humblebrags, deep unquestionable Shamewells, made up games and more. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

GUYS! Get your Festival Shamewells & Festival Made Up Games in to [email protected] because next week, the vibe will be coming at you LIVE from Kendall Calling Festival! It was a cracking show today, a lot of which featured John wearing his swimming trunks and little else. There were Humblebrags, plenty of shame, a gig diary entry & a quallo made up game! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

John is a project. Due to his new digital television quiz hosting duties, he is being styled by his own personal stylist Suzie. It’s basically Queer Eye for the commercial digital indie radio guy. Elsewhere, Elis riles John with some automobile upkeep news in the Light-Hearted Paper Review, and John talks us through his Scrabble strategies. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

What a week as the boys covered Drive. This podcast will oscillate wildly, just like the mood of (most of) the nation (England), but luckily Elis & John kept a steady hand on the tiller. Enjoy. Then feel upset. Then feel a vague touch of optimism and pride, dampened by a crushing sense of familiarity. Happy podcasting! Oh, and there’s Humble Brags, Googling The Travel, Shame Wells and the usual stuff too. It’ll all be fine, despite of factors! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. Love you. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Sometimes, John wants to put out his eyes. Other times he’s just lobbying Elis to say YES. It was a show that critics may have called “distracted” given the football vibes moving through the studio – but there wasn’t one moment where the badinage was in question. You can still expect Humblebrags, John’s gig diaries and almost a third of the show dedicated to something that was definitely NOTHING to do with FIFA. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ Also – take a look at these >>> https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/stress-anxiety-depression/mental-health-helplines/ https://www.counselling-directory.org.uk

“We work together, we love each other” – Elis James & John Robins, 30th June 2018, 2.52pm. There’s lots of affection today with things returning to business as usual after a week of drive. John tells Elis about his favourite new show and Elis continues to let himself down when it comes to quick-thinking games. All this plus the Humblebrags, some unavoidable shame and some BBQ-ending lust. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Elis and John were reunited to complete another stunning week of Drive cover. Expect tshirt tout riffs, petrol station riffs, festival riffs, bathroom riffs, and plenty more. PLUS a Weirdness Amnesty - everyone's welcome. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Another Bonus Podcast for you lucky lot! Elis & John are sitting in on Drive again this week, keeping the Vaughan flame alive. But John’s gone and booked himself an ‘oliday – so Elis spent Monday & Tuesday in the very capable hands of Johnny Vaughan stalwarts Gavin Woods and Sunta Templeton. Here are the best bits. Expect Spice Girls, lumberjacks, halloumi, paying children and plenty more. John’s back on Wednesday – come and LISTEN LIVE from 4pm on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Yes you read that right: Bum Wine. It’ll all become clear (but it’s still disgusting). John is off on holiday for a bit, but don’t worry – he’s being totally cool about it. Elis is going glamping because he hates camping. There’s a Wackaging update, some emails, a party shame and a swift Made Up Game! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Sure, John makes mistakes – we all do! Although, you’d better believe they were catastrophic life mistakes and almost never administrative ones. Elis meets his heroes and then he gets sad and angry. In this weeks podcast there’s a King Lear misquote, sandwich shame, the plant of the week and a review of deep-cut Queen lyrics. All this plus the Humblebrags, emails and Prod V’s travel anecdotes. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Ever wondered how to sleep in a room infested with midges? Of course you have! Well look no further as the lads are full of top-notch knowledge! There’s another glimpse into a 23 year old Robins psyche with John’s Gig Diary and Twitter passes judgement on ‘who’s the coolest?’ Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Episode 222 – #Content, 8 Beautiful Sons & The Winter Of My Future GUYS……. Massive show today. There’s a big announcement AND a brand new feature that Elis maintains is his favourite yet. It’s quite a find. Plus there’s a special Keep It Session Session with John managing to choose 6 (count them – 6) of Queen’s best moments. All this plus the Humblebrags, some stinking shame and some lovely emails. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. You can see Elis & John on tour! Go to http://www.elisandjohn.com for more details! [email protected] https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Elis James has started learning French. Not content with Welsh & English, we hope to bring you the podcast in French from next week. Whatever language it’s in though, you can always count on the lads to deliver the badinage in buckets. Learn of John’s adventures at an actual (LIVE) gig, find out why Elis doesn’t fancy booze anymore and hear the Queen biopic trailer commentated on as Elis sees it for the first time! All this plus the Humblebrags, Shamewell and a stonking Made Up Game! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Why start a broadcast in a good mood? John Robins doesn’t always, but it usually only takes a sandwich, some crisps, a coffee and some A-Grade badinage to get him out of his funk. Some lovely shame, legendary emails, a word from Jon Richardson and a shared beverage from Dan Gasser. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ Also – take a look at these >>> https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/stress-anxiety-depression/mental-health-helplines/ https://www.counselling-directory.org.uk

If you want to know how many Petite Filous John can fill of a night (and I know you do) then you’re in the right place. Panic normality is back, which makes for some squeamish listening. Tick Off A Taste corrupts the lad’s taste buds for another day and Elis shoe shames the money saving expert. All this plus the usual gems! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

It was everyone’s favourite type of show this week: The fabled “giddy” show. Classic. In a week where Elis James became the focus of many a PCD meme-maker, the lads took to the airwaves with panache and a firm eye on the blooper reel. John gives an impassioned monologue on education and Elis defends his favourite films. All this plus the Humblebrags, Paper Review and shame-a-plenty. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ Also – take a look at these >>> https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/stress-anxiety-depression/mental-health-helplines/ https://www.counselling-directory.org.uk

When the Welsh support lets you down, Elis James will just have to do: But he does a job. John smashed the Hammersmith Apollo to pieces on Thursday night, so there was plenty of reflecting to do. The lads also examine why John is so hard on himself & hold themselves to account in the face of a wackaging accusation. All this plus Humblebrags, The Light-Hearted Paper Review & plenty of E-mails! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Find out how far the boys have cycled in this week’s show – but there’s other stuff, good stuff, too. Elis has tales from a cab, John has news of crime-fighting, and another Taste Is Ticked Off. All that plus Humblebrags, John’s Shame Well & another Made Up Game. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Elis James sends texts to John Robins in complete confidence: John Robins broadcasts them to the nation. It’s why this show just WORKS. A brilliant show which will tell you why John is meek and why Elis is the best guy to go to if you’re unsure of which historic football memorabilia to buy for a loved one’s birthday. All that plus the Humblebrags, John’s Shame Well & some brilliant Emails from the gorgeous PCDs. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

The dream team are back together! John made it through his ‘week of death’ on tour, with a few grey hairs to prove it. He got straight into the massive backlog of your emails, with more wackaging and even a wackager! We joined Danny Wallace for the start of his Snowbombing road trip (even if it was only in spirit) where he went head to head with Elis in Potato Potato, and a brand, spanking new Made Up Game was played - Masterchef or Master… Shouldn’t? Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Of course normal service will resume soon, but we do love a guest host. Friend of the show and all round legend Ed Gamble took up the mantle this week and hammer-smashed it out of the vibe park. The best bit is, even in John’s absence, there was no shortage of shame. Plus, it’s always a laugh to hear Elis having a nightmare with muscle-memory. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Before you listen to this week’s podcast…. Do you think Elis wins Made Up Games or not? He really does try his best. There were absolutely tons of E-mails to get through this week, so prepare yourself for a bumper pack of wackaging. There’s plenty of shame, bags of badinage and all the analysis of John’s appearance on Sunday Brunch last week. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Have you ever had to take your shoe for a shower?! Definitely avoid feeding ham to foxes. There’s no two ways about it – the lads were almost literally on fire in this week’s show. You had the cutting and clear tones of Johnny Robins and the soft and regional lilt of Elis “the pro” James. There were Humblebrags, an extremely engaging Made Up Game and enough top chat to cure John of all his ailments (skin, bladder & cheek). Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

To quote Elis James: “John’s back, he’s back, oh God how I’ve missed him.” John returned in triumphant form to clear the gutters of shame as they sat overflowing with neglect. This week, explore the legend of Dublins “Pint men”, find out why Elis is so aggravated and discover a BIG piece of news!!!! All this plus the Humblebrags, a Light-Hearted Paper Review, Emails and tons of badinage. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Getting underway this week with a gig/snow-based PSA on behalf of absent capable comedian, John Robins. In his seat, “your favourite comedian” James Acaster – but which famous ex-footballer did he meet in a service station earlier this week? PLUS, Elis sports a questionable hat, listener James is looking for “stock lines” that he can use in the gym, a “mystery texter” contacts the show and we throw in all the usual good stuff (Paper Review, Humblebrag, Made up Game) for absolutely nothing! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

So John’s off touring the world (UK) this week, but never fear as we were treated to James Acaster, who joined Elis to tackle a classic Humblebrag or two and play another one of your quallo Made Up Games. As well as talk of an obscene amount of Nakd bars (70?? Really?!) and a blast from the past with James’ Classic Scrape. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Well what a palaver. We all remember Tick Tock Robins don’t we? It was so fraught that we didn’t even have time for Humblebrags! Imagine that!? John arrived eventually and it all came together nicely in the end. A brilliant show that gave Elis a chance to beat his commercial-indie-digital-radio wings on his own for a bit. There was a lovely paper review, a quallo set of E-mails and an update of Robins’ continuing tour! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Guys… Before you dive into this week’s podcast, please do be aware that it features a vape-less John Robins. Don’t worry – he’s got patches. There’s a bumper edition of Elis’ light-hearted paper review, E-mails, scarves, some chocolate brownie shame and a legally required disclaimer about vaping not being cool. All this plus the Humblebrags, a Made Up Game and do be aware; “it’s just a body. It’s just a dog’s body. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Elis finally got his own back on his old teachers this week, and John revisited his education too – but, arguably, in a more sad way. The boys discovered a historical Humble Brag, John’s driving knowledge was put to the test, and we took another journey into the Shame Well. All this plus the usual – a Made Up Game, your emails, and Elis’ Light-Hearted Paper Review. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Poor, poor little Robins. He could hardly talk, bless him! Still dragged himself in thought didn’t he? John had tonsillitis this week so Elis did the lion’s share of the talking. There was still plenty to laugh about though; not least how Elis is getting on with his daughter’s potty training (spoiler: It’s not going well). There was also a smashing Made Up Game from listener Matt and it was right up the lads’ street. All this plus the usual Humblebrags, a Shame Well read by Elis and a couple of lovely emails. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

This week, you’ll find out why dentists are basically like vets and why John felt like a thousand billion dollars! Lucky you! How bad is spitting? More to the point; how bad is graffiti? There’s a paper review, Prod V learns that a Tesco breakfast is a thing and John wins the ashes by switch-hitting Elis. All that plus an Anthemic Made Up Game, Humblebrags and a thorough Ronnie O’Sullivan update. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Robins is back from New York but is Robins the lovely Robin? As in…. Is he actually him?! That’s one of the listener theories this week. Also, find out why John wants to marry New York barmaids. There’s some lovely Ronnie updates, a tricky Made Up Game & a smasher of a paper review from Elis. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

You can’t have escaped that tirade of press coverage… It’s the least that can be expected when a man like Robins is stranded stateside and unable to broadcast. Elis soldiered boldly on though; with a stiff upper lip and a determined look in his eye. That was not before enlisting the help of esteemed friend of the show, Josh Widdicombe! Robins still managed to put his two cents in though and (once he was out of bed) joined in the fun from across the pond. A brilliant show with all the Humblebrags, shame and badinage that you’d expect. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Join Elis & John as they look forward to 2018 - by looking back at 2017, and making some BOLD predictions...

Hello team! Elis & John hit the 200 mark this week (excluding Bonus Podcasts and no doubt with some counting errors) so they looked back at the past double century of GREAT RIFFING and picked out the best bits.

Fear not if you’re lost in the bizarre twilight zone that is the festive lull – it doesn’t feel like a Thursday does it? - Robins was once more unleashed to see you through. John and Producer Vin Ticked Off Tastes, cast more Shame into the Well, learnt more about Ronnie ‘The Rocket’ O’Sullivan, and chatted passive aggressive notes and Christmas disasters. And, of course, the Travel was Googled. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

199 Episodes you say?! This was a lovely seasonal edition with presents, cheer, togetherness and shame all in abundance. Will you be going to the John Robins Christmas Party? No of course you won’t – because only John is going. Producer Devvers, once (and only the once) of this parish joined to bring gifts and japes in his new role as boss of everything. Plus, a Made Up Game, the ever-present Humblebrags, some lovely E-mails and a post-match analysis of comedians football. Merry Christmas PCD’s! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

How quickly did John win Elis over? Find out in the 198th show. It was a stonking show with plenty of what we love most. Bags of shame, plenty of self reproach and a good deal of badinage. Did the lads enjoy the snow? What happens at the John Robins Christmas party? All this plus Humblebrags, John’s own made up game and some hilarious emails. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

John is good with old men. It makes sense. Despite providing a 2 hour closing set for the final Dancing with Dave in London, Elis and John (John less so) were well up for the Saturday afternoon vibe. Is it about the people, or is it about Counting Crows? There’s a very strong Paper Review, a new branch of Humblebrag, some lovely emails and another Ronnie O’Sullivan update. No one else is doing them. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Robins discovers he’s got something in common with UK Snooker Champion and former pig farmer, Ronnie O’Sullivan, Elis lets his daughter decorate the Christmas tree and please remember, nothing good ever happens after 2am. In amongst all the usual goodness, Elis recommends an incredibly quiet train station as part of this week’s Light-hearted Paper Review and Humblebrag of The Week features a “forgetful” homeowner. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Welcome to this Quintessentially British podcast where nobody, and we mean nobody out-pounds Robins. A hum-dinger of a show this week, we’ve got a great made up game, Elis peruses the papers, light heatedly of course and we ask the eternal question “Fancy a Curry?” Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

You shouldn’t keep nostalgic memories in a bin bag. Elis James is full of these wisdoms. Considering the long stint on drive this week, the lads put in a quallo shift – leaving nothing unsaid: Including “I love you.” Twice. There was a brilliant Made Up Game, a lovely couple of emails and an unfortunate festival-based shame. There was a paper review too, but John was right to question whether or not it was strictly light-hearted. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Elis & John were reunited once more and debriefed John’s Mastermind appearance, whilst Elis revealed exactly where Johnny Vaughan has been, and how to interact with football fans from Panama. There’s was the usual Light-Hearted Paper Review, Humble Brag Of The Day, Shame Wells and Made Up Games, plus John Googled The Travel – LIVE! – and the boys witnessed some phenomenal Queen-based lyrical knowledge. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Your favourite Drive Time substitutes belted up, checked their respective blind spots and unleashed TOP CHAT once again this week. Elis was off after gracing the studio with top drawer anecdotes on Monday, but the vibe continued as Robins was Unleashed, ably assisted by newshound Dr Sunta Templeton. Expect the Light-Hearted Paper Review, Humble Brags, Made Up Games and a return of John Googling The Travel – LIVE! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

John’s confidence is sky high following a heavy night on the lanes, and one listener’s stuck in a bike lock, as part of a Shame Well that’s sure to go down in history. It turns out neither Elis or John know Taylor Swift exists, although both agree her music would be good for selling a certain cleaning product. Of course, Humblebrags and The Light-Hearted Paper Review both make an appearance too! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour! Click https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Do you know somebody who doesn’t like beans? Poor wretches. A lovely time was had on this weeks show with a serious stack of emails. In traditional Elis James style, he let his birthday pass with almost no fuss whatsoever, but Robins was on hand with a BIG gift to mark the occasion. As well as all this there were the customary Humblebrags, a top shelf Shame Well, a lovely light-hearted paper review and a made up game. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/ You can see John on tour!! Go to https://www.johnrobins.com/gigs for details!

Robins had a bit of a night of it last night. Classic Robins. That didn’t stop a complete Hammer show from taking shape though. Elis gave yet more tasty insight into the British film industry and the Queen questions came thick and fast in preparation for John’s appearance on Celebrity Mastermind. There were some quallo emails this week too, as well as the usual Humblebrags, Shame Well and a Mod or Rocker Made Up Game! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

How early is too early on a Saturday to demand that your neighbours get out of bed and furnish you with your post? Robins will be the judge of that. What’s the best reason for missing a train? Looking at an award or a getting your daughters flu-jab? A cracking show today with some of the WORST Humblebrags in Humblebrag history. Also, an absolute Robins bombshell! All this plus the usual Shame Well, Emails & a Made Up Game about Harry Potter! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Little old Johnny Robins eh? You’ll never guess what he’s got coming up!? Well listen to the podcast and you won’t need to guess. You’ll just know. An absolute vintage James & Robins podcast today: There was plenty of shame, a bit of character assassination and all the usual fun too. Emails, a brilliant Made Up Game and so many Humblebrags that it had to be a two-parter! Disgusting. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

John’s had it up to here with the dairy industry. That’s just a fact, and he’ll tell you himself. A quallo show today with all the right ingredients: Shame, badinage, some emails, humblebrags but definitely no milk. Unless it’s some sort of nut milk. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

If you’re going to have a replacement, you may as well have a replacement who's as easy on the eye as Ed Gamble. Have you seen that jaw!? Elis was away on Welsh stand up duties and Ed filled in brilliantly. It was a “bum” heavy show, but that’s just the way it goes sometimes. There was a Humblebrag update (thought to be a first for the medium), a reminiscent Made Up Game, a cracking (bum pun) Paper Review and plenty of quallo badinage. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

You knew that John only had 6 moods right? It one of Elis’ favourite ones today in a cracking show. Is Nicole Kidman warmer than William Hague? Possibly. But Why? It’ll all become clear. Potentially. There’s the Humblebrags, a light-hearted paper review, some gale force shame and a load of cracking emails! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

All needs are natural needs. Robins is tired and James is off to watch Swansea in a bit; it’s a story as old as time. This week’s podcast was an absolute stonker. Stinking shame (literally), ever-persistent Humblebrags, a trio of upbeat Emails and a CLASSIC Made Up Game. Should bananas have an apostrophe? Absolutely not. What do Wasabi Kit-Kats taste like? You’ll find out. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Another top podcast from your sexy mates Elis & John – and it was a rather sexy show. Don’t worry though – it never got top shelf. Enjoy John at a merch stand, Elis away with Wales in Moldova, and a dive into the word of literature. All this plus Email Of The Species, Humble Brag Of The Week, The Light-Hearted Paper Review and another Made Up Game. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

The returning Duke Of Punchlines John Robins was back from Edinburgh this week with massive news – well done Johnny Robs! And Elis has been keeping busy during the break too, with a visit to a palm reader and more exceptional online web development. The boys also caught up with Tony Blackburn’s venture, alongside the usual trip to the Shame Well and a wade through more Humble Brags. All this plus Tick Off A Taste and Email Of The Species. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

We all visit the toilet mate. Robins was down the line from Edinburgh once again and perched coquettishly under his duvet whilst Elis kept a firm grip on the studio tiller, it was an absolute corker of a show. There’s plenty of shame: It’s the name of the game don’t cha know? Elis thoroughly updated John with the Paper Review and there was a big surprise too! Good news if you like fruitcake. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

In what must be a radio first, John broadcasts down the line from under his duvet whilst up at the Edinburgh Festival. His face beamed down on an in-studio Elis from multiple screens, but even this Big Brother-esque nightmare scenario was not enough to put such an experienced broadcaster off! The boys bravely wade through some horrendous Humblebrags, and triumphantly banish shame from two shame-afflicted listeners. Chuck in a Paper Review, some Made Up Games, and Email of the Species, and you’ve got yourself a belter of a show. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Will this be the last stop on the way to 5,000,000 D’s? That’s what’s on the agenda! In the final show before Robins takes to the Edinburgh Fringe, the badinage was right on point. Don’t you just hate people who misjudge the vibe? What are the three main constants of human nature? What did John ask his teacher? All are questions that may or may not have been answered in this weeks edition. Shame Wells, Humblebrags, a Paper Review and some Made Up Games. You know the rest. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

After Beta-Bet’s retirement last week, it fell to our resident stats guy, Ross, to come up with the number goods and my word – he knows his way around a pie chart. A cracking show with some of the most horrendous Humblebrags in history, a run out for another made up game and a review from a vibe symposium held by none other than John Robins & Prod V. All this plus a Shame Well that makes for one of the most difficult listens to date… Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Robins in a ratty mood is Robins at his best. A cracking podcast this week and plenty of talking points – How old is this coin? How unsung is the onion? Is Elis the people’s prince? All of this will be discussed, at length – plus – A quallo Paper Review, a hammer load of Humblebrags and an exciting idea for the musical collaboration of the century. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Guys… ***BRAND NEW FEATURE ALERT*** We’ve cracked a brand new bottle of badinage on the good ship Radio X with the flood of Made Up Games that you legends keep sending in! An absolute hammer-show today with all the usual refinements: Stinking Humblebrags, buckets of shame, an ever so light-hearted paper review and some sweet, sweet emails. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Elis can’t be arsed. This much will become clear. He clearly cares enough to sort his teeth out though! A cracking podcast this week as John rejoined Elis in the studio. Last week’s foray into “Nut, Wood, Seed?” seems to have inspired the nation to share similar games – strap in for Brendan’s “Population Speculation” and plenty more! All this plus the usual Humblebrags, the very usual Beta Bet and a thorough paper review! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

John went to the past this week. He’s happier there. Elis kept a steady hand on the tiller whilst John broadcast from a reunion he was attending in Oxford. All the usual badinage carried on in abundance though, with some abhorrent Humblebrags, some cracking emails, a predictable Beta Bet and a revealing chat with John’s high-flying Oxford pal, Chris. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Busy show today – and it’s a belter! Elis’ gift for John finally arrived, despite Elis losing confidence in it, and Vin reports back from an Alt-J gig. And the whole gang prepare to see The Stone Roses at Wembley – with some help from Johnny Vaughan. All this plus the usual Humble Brag Of The Week, Email Of The Species, Beta Bet and a Light-Hearted Paper Review. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

An approachable but sexy podcast today…. Mike Bubbins sat in for Elis and brought sideburns, sex-appeal and a relaxed attitude to shame. Robins calls on the powers that be to introduce “normal” carriages on trains. Silent coaches are much too stressful for all of us and it’s an issue that needs addressing. A complex Beta Bet, some foul Humblebrags and a tense moment when Mike described Freddie Mercury as the 2nd best entertainer of all time. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

The boys had ELECTION FEVER today, which meant only one thing – it’s time for sauce chat. On top of that, the stars of Bat Out Of Hell – the Meatloaf musical – joined Elis & John in the studio, and we learnt that quizzing can’t be late. All this plus Humble Brag Of The Day, the Light-Hearted Paper Review, and What We’ve Learnt. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

How does Steven Tyler look so sexy? How do you pronounce “secondment” in English? What are the effects of pizza on Welsh speech? All these questions answered in today’s show – plus Humble Brag Of The Day, John Googles The Travel (well worth hearing today), the Light-Hearted Paper Review, John’s Shame Well and a little bit of fun with Arcade Fire. You’re all legends. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Van Morrison news today, lessons on how to shout, and Elis has yet another celebrity encounter – though it didn’t go to plan. All this plus Humble Brag Of The Day, the Light-Hearted Paper Review, John Googles The Travel and a magnificent Shame Well. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Elis was on top form today, showing John some of his technological know-how and suggesting how to improve his fitness – and John hit back with some advice for Alien Ant Farm, before being distracted on the A1. Plus all the regular stuff – Humble Brag Of The Day, the Light-Hearted Paper Review and John Googles The Travel. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Hot celeb gossip! Cagoules! Swearing! Gareth Bale! Failed punchlines! You know the drill. Loads of stuff today plus the usual – Humble Brag Of The Day and John Googles The Travel. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Two treats for you this week – one in the form of Lloyd Langford, the other some advice on what not to wear near Buckingham Palace. Plus an example of why John isn’t given certain jobs at Radio X. All this plus the usual Humble Brag Of The Week, Email Of The Species, Beta Bet and a lovely Tick Off A Taste. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Plenty of hot topics covered today; the War on Drugs, The War On Drugs, miniature cigars, tequila, the M5, Tim Westwood and much more. There’s loads of other stuff too – Tick Off A Taste, John’s Shame Well, the Paper Review and What We’ve Learnt. Elis & John are back on your radio for the next week between 4pm and 7pm, and are on air on Saturdays as usual from 1pm til 4pm. You can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail). Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

If you want thorough political analysis, you’ve come to the right podcast. If you don’t, you’ll probably be fine here too. Elis & John compiled the Radio X Manifesto today, discovered what it is to be Manc, and Elis even tried his hand at street performing. All this plus the usual stuff – Humble Brag Of The Day, John’s Shame Well, and a little bit of Googling the Travel! Elis & John are back on your radio for the next fortnight between 4pm and 7pm, and are on air on Saturdays as usual from 1pm til 4pm. You can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail). Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

After Elis’ weekend gallivanting around Wales (which John is absolutely fine with, honestly) he has come to the realisation that he has lived a somewhat unfulfilling life. Join the boys as they investigate Elis’ existential crisis, ponder gigging inside an organ and ALSO who is on the walls at Abbey Road. PLUS Humble Brag Of The Day, John Googles The Travel, the Light-Hearted Paper Review and a brilliant Shame Well entry! Elis & John are on your radio for the next fortnight between 4pm and 7pm, and are on air on Saturdays as usual from 1pm til 4pm. You can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail). Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Elis returned to rejoin radio’s dream duo, and he brought some mountaineering expertise with him; John spent the long weekend conquering his demons, returning to the scene of a past trauma; Vin likes the Jackson 5. All this plus Humble Brag Of The Day, John Googles The Travel, the Light-Hearted Paper Reviews, a hilarious Shame Well and loads more. Elis & John are back on your radio for the next fortnight between 4pm and 7pm, and are on air on Saturdays as usual from 1pm til 4pm. You can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail). Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

As promised, here's the whole Brian May interview conducted by Elis & John. Raw, energetic, passionate, and mostly unedited, this is the interview that will surely inform all future interviews - in fact, it will likely inform all future conversation. This is Year Zero. The beginning of the Age of May. But seriously, we thought it might be nice for you to hear this – hope you enjoy it. Elis & John are back on your radio for the next fortnight between 4pm and 7pm, and are on air on Saturdays as usual from 1pm til 4pm. You can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail). Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Robins sets sail on the digital waves in a heroic solo effort today, whilst Elis is abroad in Wales. Expect talk of conventions & cosplay, as well as the usual helpings of shame and regret. Classic Robins. There’s also a bulging e-sack of emails, including a shocking discovery in the ongoing battle to keep it session. 4.7%???? All this plus some raging Humble Brags and a Beta-Bet vibe space… Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

It’s Friday, it’s a Bank Holiday and Captain John Robins is flying solo, straight into the weekend. Welcome aboard this Boeing 568, destination… Great Radio. Although Robins is missing his favourite Welsh co-Pilot, fear not, crewmembers Producer Vin and Intern Trav are here to serve snacks and make sure your complimentary session ale is never empty. On today’s show we have very exciting booze news, Intern Trav has some interesting Tourism advice and we sample a taste that is just wrong in the mouth. PLUS we have all your favourite regular features, Humblebrag of the Day, John’s Shame Well and he’ll also be Googling the Travel……… LIVE! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). The Boys are back on Tuesday for another 2 weeks of Drive vibes, 4-7pm. If you can’t listen during the week, they are back as usual on Radio X, Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

After ingesting too much sugar in a short amount time, we have something rarely seen, the enigma that is Giddy Robins! When will John hit his nap prison, who knows? Celeb spotting, flossing and ideas symposiums are the main talking points today, along with all your favourite features! Remember, you can get in touch with entries for the Shame Well or if you’ve spotted a Humblebrag in the wild on [email protected] (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). The Boys are on Drive for the next 3 weeks, 4-7pm. If you can’t listen during the week, they are back as usual on Radio X, Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

Folks, the day is finally here, it’s MAY DAY. The man himself Dr. Brian May, one quarter of the brothers Rock, joins the boys in the studio for the BIG INTERVIEW to chat about his new book, Queen in 3-D. The boys also discuss goths, the good radio bell makes an appearance and we have all the regular features! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). The Boys are on Drive for the next 3 weeks, 4-7pm. If you can’t listen during the week, they are back as usual on Radio X, Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

Welcome to Tuesday's edition of Elis and John's stint on drive. Even after the terrible events in Manchester the previous night, the vibe train must keep on rolling, bringing light into the darkness. Expect tales of Poirot, Shaun Ryder and Brian May, most people's idea of a dream dinner party. PLUS! Regular features, Humblebrag of the Day, a stonking shame-well and John Googles the Travel... LIVE! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). The Boys are on Drive for the next 3 weeks, 4-7pm. If you can’t listen during the week, they are back as usual on Radio X, Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

Hello there, teatime vibe-chasers! Elis and John are back on Drive so podcasts a-plenty for the next 3 weeks! Today there is a LOT of banana chat, John has an issue with some Bon Bons and there is a surprise guest in the studio, not just for you, it was a surprise for the team too! PLUS we have all your favourite regular features, Humblebrag of the Day, John’s Shame Well and Elis’ Light Hearted Paper Review! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). The Boys are on Drive for the next 3 weeks, 4-7pm. If you can’t listen during the week, they are back as usual on Radio X, Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

The podcast that screams down the shame well and tells you that it’s ok… “Sometimes you can swear at fruit.” This week the lads chat launches and legends as John FINALLY got what he’s been waiting for. GUESS WHO HAS BEEN ON!? There’s also an absolutely cracking bunch of correspondence from the legendary PCD’s: They ARE on email. All this plus Beta-Bet, some stinking Humble Brags and a chocolate covered Tick-off-a-Taste! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

There aren’t many podcasts that ask you the question; “Are you absolutely haunted by your past?” – “YES PLEASE!” This week we’ve got plenty of shame – some of it is Phillip Larkin, some of it is in very poor French and there are even some dark memories about a science teacher. Great. There are humble brags, a comprehensive (but light-hearted) paper review, a typical Beta-Bet and not to mention a STACK of emails. All this plus an impromptu edition of John Googling the travel; it turns out that it’s really just a hobby of his. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

John sat in for Johnny Vaughan today, unleashing another Drive spectacular. Expect Petty Rage, more Shame, a chance to shine for Johnny’s producer Little Si, and a brand new feature in the shape of Tech News. Elis & John are back on Saturday - remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Think Scouts are wimps? Think again. Plenty to dig your teeth (ears?) into on this week’s show – it’s a bumper edition of shame, house prices, and Robins’ birthday! Happy birthday to you all. To celebrate, enjoy the first non-controversial Beta Bet. There’s all the usual stuff – Shame Wells, Humble Brags, Emails and Tick Off A Taste. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Hey Daddio…. How about you kick back and take a big hit of this podcast right in the ears? Make your own choices folks but for God’s sake give it a listen. In this week’s edition, the shame is tangible, the humble brags are disgusting and Queen are still the Best of British. There’s also a comprehensive review of the Marathon-Watching experience. “A great day out.” All this plus a hammer load of emails, the Keep it session sessions and a free pass week in Beta-Bet! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Back to business as usual this week with Elis back from the beekeeping. Also, an almost rejuvenated Robins has got an important prepared statement for the ears of the nation. Lots to chat about as well – Elis’ new mate Chris Sutton, a Humble-Brag run in with the law and a whole host of tastes that got ticked right off! There’s also the Paper Review, yet more drama in Beta-Bet and an exposé into shame and how it is introduced into the education system… How early is too early for shame? Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

The bee-keepers of Pembrokeshire won’t just interview themselves. Consequently, a capable Elis James has been dispatched to help them out. In his place sits friend of the show and former voice of these very airwaves – Nish Kumar! Try telling John that… There’s all the usual nonsense though: Humble Brags, quite a morbid set of Shame-Wells, a possibly ill-advised impromptu quiz about Indian Indie fans from Croydon and a special feature (from long ago) – “Nishipedia!” Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

PCDs, Hammer Legends and E-mail users worldwide… WE DID IT! We made it to the end of another (albeit shorter) week on Drive! Today’s show has an Elis shaped hole but fear not, ol’ Johnny Robins was on tiptop form... We find out how the legends of Great Britain are spending their BHW (Bank Holiday Weekend), John releases his horn and gives away 1000 nicker as a result AND we get the scoop on what dream job Elis has now ticked off his list. PLUS we have all your favourite regular features, Humblebrag of the Day, John’s Shame Well and Elis’ Light Hearted Paper Review (with added John.) Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). That’s the end of the boys stint on Drive this time so make sure you’re listening from Saturday 1-4pm for a special Elis-replacement! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

Day 3! Day 3! Day 3! Today, John’s Shame Well throws up a debate over checkout etiquette, Elis vibes some poetry and there’s some lavender chat! Strong show all round, legends! PLUS we have all your favourite regular features, Humblebrag of the Day, Tick off a Taste and Elis’ Light Hearted Paper Review. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). John is live 4-7pm, flying solo tomorrow, but if you can't listen, make sure you’re around Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

AHOY! It’s day 2 aboard the good ship Drive and there’s vibes a-plenty! Today we delve into one of John’s musical endeavours, Elis tells us what we need to do if we have a “stressful house” and the boys are a little flustered after encountering Russell Brand. PLUS we have all your favourite regular features, Humblebrag of the Day, John’s Shame Well and Elis’ Light Hearted Paper Review. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm until Thursday, but if you can't listen, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

Great news, Elis and John have had their licences reinstated and they’re back behind the wheel on Drive! On today’s show, Elis catches a nasty case of ‘Riff Disease’, John has his pulse on new music and the boys discuss the issues with “lending out your bum”. I can’t really explain that one, best you hear it for yourself! PLUS we have all your favourite regular features, Humblebrag of the Day, John’s Shame Well and Elis’ Light Hearted Paper Review. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm this week, but if you can't listen live, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

Here's some of Dave's best bits - we'll miss you mate!

Hot Cross Bums. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Sometimes the vibe just works, whether you’ve roasted the peaches or not. This week sees an absolute hammer of a podcast, nay HAMMERCAST. Robins in Santander, James on an escalator and Prod V in love with Lorde. Still. Which Mercury Prize winners are PCD’s? You’ll find out! A boss-related shame well, a positive trouncing on Beta Bet and all that you need to know from the week that was in Elis’ light hearted paper review. All this plus a stack of Emails, some stinking humble brags and AT LAST, the answer to the question “What does it really mean to Keep It Session?” Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

“Radio is the new Rock n’ Roll”. Ain’t that the truth, with Elis and his football friends in Dublin the night before, John captained the show for the first hour and awaited the arrival of his colleague who was feeling the full force of last night’s shunting. Normal service was quickly resumed though and attention was turned to the elephant in the room…. Just the small matter of a very shiny award and the title of “Best Radio” at the Chortle Awards!! No biggie. A huge serving of shame in the well, some horrendous humble brags and a Beta-Bet that nobody could have predicted…. Also, have you got a mate called Eggy? Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

The lads are back to business as usual on Saturday afternoons but also getting themselves ready to embrace change. With Producer Dave set for pastures new, it’s time to roll with the punches, have a cold shower and get yourself a P.E.M.M (Poached Egg Mega Melt). There’s some information on the very latest kitchen equipment and the answer to the question: Is it ok to break a 10-year-olds arm? Categorically NO. We also see the return of popular food-based wonder-feature “Tick off a Taste”, an education related Humble Brag and a comparison between John Robins and popular Swedish footballer, Zlatan Ibrahimovic. All this plus the Emails, Shame Well and Keep it Session Sessions! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Finally a conclusion to John's pant problem, plus his sexy gravel voice is unveiled - plus Elis tried a new food in Tick Off A Taste, and the boys enjoyed the idea of eating eggs in Welsh towns. Thanks for joining us for the stint on Drive - back tomorrow in the usual spot! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

Elis and John crashed on through their stint on Drive today and here are the results – a beat-boxing revelation, a sensational mix of smells, and an unfortunate brain worm. There’s all the usual stuff too – John Googled the heck out of The Travel (live), Humble Brag Of The Day (cash is cash), Panic Normality, John’s Shame Well, and the Light-Hearted Paper Review. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm for the next fortnight, but if you can't listen live, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

In yet another bonus installment of EJ&JR on Radio X, jungle-dweller and friend of the show Joel Dommett swings by for a chat. Plus, John is perhaps a little too happy with Amersham’s placing in a ‘top UK towns’ list. LET’S DRIVE! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm for the next fortnight, but if you can't listen live, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

Now is the time to unfollow EVERYONE on every form of social media - everyone except from Radio X of course, especially if you want to see Elis’ lovely new haircut. Wrap your ears around this juicy podcast to hear a thorough analysis. All this on today's Nap Prison, otherwise known as podcast, plus regular favourites Humblebrag of the Day, John’s Shame Well, Elis’ Light Hearted Paper Review and John Googles The Travel LIVE! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm for the next fortnight, but if you can't listen live, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

Welcome back Legends! We’re now into the second week of Elis and John valiantly covering for Johnny Vaughan’s 4-7 thang. To start the week be prepared for a lot of canine chatter, John bringing out his feminine side, plus regular favourites, Humblebrag of the Day, John’s Shame Well and Elis’ Light Hearted Paper Review. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm this week, but if you can't listen live, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

Halfway into the stint of weekday drive time vibing, there’s still plenty in the tank for the traditional Saturday afternoon badinage. Elis, John and Producer V all hauled themselves in after a night of larging it, however, Producer D was nowhere to be seen after dancing with himself into the wee small hours. A quick look at why eBay is better than selling things for a £1 outside your house, influential teenagers and a Strong, Confident Robins are just some of the treats this week. Plus, the Humble Brags, some belting Emails and a Beta Bet which made Elis want to be sick at the alter of Sir Paul McCartney. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

We’ve made it, drive-time legends. A whole week in the driving seats and another one to look forward to. All to play for. Can a roof tile cause depression? You bet your Judge Robins it can. Ever feel like you don’t get enough Queen chat from the show? We’ve got more for you, plus Elis’ flawless Brian May impression. All of this plus the Humble Brags, Emails and a light-hearted paper review featuring Nicole Kidman wearing a lot of carrots. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm for the next fortnight, but if you can't listen live, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

The ‘Trawlers of the Past’ are back and on today’s show, John divulges one of his secret skills, the boys discuss unsolved family mysteries and there’s lots of wallet chat (more fun than it sounds). All that plus regular favourites, Humblebrag of the Day, John’s Shame Well and Elis’ Light Hearted Paper Review. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm for the next fortnight, but if you can't listen live, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

Team! As we herald the return of the 'good radio bell', strap in for chat fest, PCDs. On today’s show we try to get to the bottom of who called a “Smut Line” from Elis’ landline in 1995, the boys chat to Richard Herring about what he spends every March 8th (International Women's Day) doing PLUS after shocking complaints about Dave’s horn yesterday, there is a pivotal change to John Googles the Travel... LIVE! All that plus regular favourites, Humblebrag of the Day, John’s Shame Well and Elis’ Light Hearted Paper Review. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm for the next fortnight, but if you can't listen, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

WARNING LISTENERS! This podcast reaches Toxic levels of shame! With the boys continuing their efforts to “Bring Shame to your Daily Commute”, Elis says something he regrets in front of Ashleigh, the newsreader as he was showing off (he’s got form for that). John gets topless during the Light Hearted Paper Review and the boys help a listener out with his first Best Man speech! PLUS we have All your favourite regular features, Humblebrag of the Day John’s Shame Well and Email of the Species. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm for the next fortnight, but if you can't listen, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

Hello Hammer Legends! Radio X Top Brass have let Elis and John cover Johnny Vaughan’s 4-7 thang once again, this time for 2 WHOLE WEEKS! It won’t be long before Radio X starts a secondary station solely for broadcasting classic EJ & JR content, year round! On today’s show, the boys bring shame to your daily commute with a trip down John’s Shame Well, they also try and help a listener with the naming of a potential new pub and we revive a potentially award winning drive-based feature, John Googles the Travel LIVE! All that plus regular favourites, Humblebrag of the Day and Elis’ Light Hearted Paper Review. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm for the next fortnight, but if you can't listen, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, Keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

This week we look into the past and remember John’s abs, fondly. We look to the present, where producer D has some V big news! We even look to the future, where apparently, unwanted goods could be sold on the internet. Who knew? Also… Who wants an 8 minute, detailed walkthrough on Freddie Mercury’s vocal range from John Robins? You’re in luck. Finally, Elis now languishes 6-0 behind John in Beta Bet…. If he can’t mount a charge this week, it may never happen! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Elis had a big surprise this week from one of his all-time heroes, whilst John described his best night ever. The boys also discussed radioactive protection and how to change the rules on Beta Bet next week. Plus Jeremy Clarkson on ties. All this plus Email Of The Species, the Light-Hearted Paper Review, Humble Brag Of The Week and the Keep It Session Sessions. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Are you pounding the P, or sitting on your B? Either way…. You’ll be unsurprised to learn that Elis & John spent valentine’s evening together eating too much cheese on toast. This week, Elis talks about the calories you can expect to incur whilst larging it and John offers sanctuary to those who have shamed and need a visit down the well. Can Elis start to make some ground on John’s 4-0 lead in Beta Bet? Will the show win at the Chortle Awards this time? What would you do with a dodeca-month subscription to Apple music? It’s frankly academic as long as you moisturise. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

We present to you… “London’s Saddest DJ” – After playing a killer set at Dave’s Disco the night before, John hauled himself in to sit opposite shirtless Eastern European health fanatic, Elis James. In this week’s podcast, Elis tells us why only a cold shower will do and is unsure whether his co-host is John Robins or Phillip (Phil) Schofield. There’s also a trip down the Shame-Well, a strong round of Beta Bet and a paper review that you might find interesting (or not). Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

This week, John emerges from Dry January in good health with zeal, and a slight hangover! Find out exactly who’s who when it comes to the Radio X body and take the plunge into John’s Shame Well, a place where even Robins can lose his professional ability to broadcast. Also, Elis takes a look at what Jeremy Clarkson considers to be “utter, utter swivel-eyed madness.” All this plus the usual Humble Brags, Beta Bet and an email about a tape worm… Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Any podcast that pounds the P like this one deserves your attention. A jam packed week in which we learn exactly why John is considered so sexy in the city of Bristol and why Elis has hung onto his cool, but not so much his sexy… Hear “John’s Shame Well” and only the second Beta Bet ever… As it continues to improve owing largely to listener suggestions…. All this plus the usual HBOTW, emails and a rundown of the Chinese New Year… Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

An absolute anvil of a podcast this week, packed with not one but two brand new features and some farewell analysis of Winner Plays On by Elis & John’s Andy Zaltzman, Ross “Statistician” Middleton. Plus LOADS of the usual stuff too – Humble Brag Of The Week, Email Of The Species, Elis’ Laid-Back and Light-Hearted Paper Review, and Tick Off A Taste! And a world first in the Keep It Session Sessions… Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

HUGE Winner Plays On news this week – my word it’s tense – plus Dave’s Mancunian dream (nightmare?) and an insight into the comedic genius that is Elis James. Plus Shaggy trivia and John sort of invents an innuendo. As well as all that there’s the usual stuff – Humble Brag Of The Week (it’s an absolute hammer this week), Email Of The Species, the Laid-Back Paper Review and the Keep It Session Sessions. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Saying “Hello Daddio”, Welsh freight, and being fascinated by pain – all topics discussed by J-Dog and Eel-Man this week. The boys returned from their successful stint on Prime Time Drive Time as Keepers Of The Vaughan Flame and brought Elis’ Laid-Back Paper Review with them, plus the usual stuff – Humble Brag Of The Week (which this week is absolutely exceptional), Winner Plays On, and a double dose of Email Of The Species. Enjoy the podcast, and remember – all’s quallo. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

It’s the final day on Prime Time Drive Time Commercial Radio for our boys – but that didn’t stop the badinage. Today Elis and John spoke to Robinson, the owner of a top shelf emporium, ruminated on the notion of a whole month of keeping it 0.0% session, and played a round of Winner Drives On – exceptionally named, I’m sure you’ll agree. All this plus Humble Brag Of The Day and of course Elis’ Laid-Back Paper Review. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are back to live shows on Saturday this weekend – tune in from 1-4pm! Keep it session, keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

Hammer Legends, grab your ChatNav and set destination to Great Radio! On today's show, John has some Showbiz News, Dave spends too much time photoshopping things that don't receive adequate recognition and the boys discuss some of the poshest baby names ever. PLUS all your usual favourites! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm this week, if you can't listen, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

PCDs and Vibe chasers, it's day 3 of the boys being the “Custodians of Drive” and we found out who has driven the most in one day, in miles (more entertaining than it sounds), what celebrities are smaller than you thought and Elis tells us about his solitary trip to the football! All that, PLUS Humblebrag of the Day and John Googles the Travel LIVE! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm this week, if you can't listen, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

Pull over to the side of the road when safe to do so, because here comes Commercial digital indie radio’s 5th emergency service, Elis James and John Robins. Surprisingly, after Dave’s technical mishap yesterday, Radio X top brass have let the boys continue carrying Johnny Vaghan’s flame on Drive this week. Todays show featured talk about John’s morning shower, Humblebrag of the Day PLUS the boys chat to a listener, who has a Petty Rage he wants to bring up. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm this week, if you can't listen, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

Welcome to a very special week of Podcasts, PCDs! The Boys are covering for Johnny Vaughan on Drive this week, so there are 5 extra Hammer helpings. On Monday's show Elis and John are, in their words "Driving Britains Banter" so, put your seat belt on etc and get ready for regular features and even brand new ones! Plus, an uncharacteristic mistake during one of the tracks... see if you can spot it. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you're on email, you simply have to be these days). Elis and John are live 4-7pm this week, if you can't listen, they'll be back Saturday 1-4pm! Keep it session, keep it Radio X. http://www.elisandjohn.com http://www.elisandjohnmerch.com

Ever wanted to know if Josh Widdicombe wears socks in bed? Then this is the podcast to listen to. Widders is back in the studio, helping out Elis and John with their exciting dynamic pre-recorded New Years Eve funisode. Plus and exciting 2017 announcement! There’s the final Humble Brag Of The Week of 2016, Email Of The Species, and a 2016 special of Winner Plays On too! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Merry Christmas PCDs! Hope you’re enjoying your Christmas shunt – this week’s podcast was a pre-recorded special with some lovely festive nuggets. Elis and John were joined by Victorian polymath/Blur drummer Dave Rowntree, Producer Dave tested out all his festive production, and the team exchanged presents! Plus Humble Brag Of The Week and a special Christmas Winner Plays On. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

How many pages will John need for quotes on his gravestone? How do you pronounce Cynan? What is festive shale? When is Christmas Eve? What is a fox? These questions may be answered in this week’s podcast. If they’re not, you’ve always got Tick Off A Taste, Winner Plays On, Email Of The Species and Humble Brag Of The Week to keep you occupied. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

A packed show today! Elis & John opened another door on the Radio X Advent Calendar, touched on topics including HMV, Dale Winton and cycling, as well as introducing a brand new (and probably one off) feature. All this plus Humble Brag Of The Week, Winner Plays On, Email Of The Species and Tick Off A Taste – yeah, all that! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Episode 146 – Zappa School, Shell Suits and Center Parcs Elis is back from a middle-class but not rich holiday, and John’s gearing up for a night of Ronnie O’Sullivan (c’mon Ronnie!). Plus the boys get their teeth into some PROPER RADIO in the form of Radio X’s Advent Calendar – plus there’s thoughts on corn dogs, lust and poetry. All this plus the usual stuff like Humble Brag Of The Week, Winner Plays On, Email Of The Species and a very different Tick Off A Taste. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

This week the boys discuss Elis’ mining proficiency, how John stores his regret, and your parental embarrassments – and there’s the return of Tick Of A Taste, this time with a Pizza Express twist. All this plus Humble Brag Of The Week Winner Plays On and the Keep It Session Sessions. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

How does John cope with an argument? Which prophet does Elis think of first? What is the most futuristic name? Is Chris Moyles good at impressions? All these questions are answered in this week’s podcast, plus Humble Brag Of The Week, a spectacularly uninformed round of Winner Plays On, John’s struggles in Email Of The Species and a sublime Keep It Session Session. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

The return of club night ‘Dancing with Dave’ last night saw Elis and John perform a mesmerising setlist. Which approach worked better? The 100% Bangers or the Intrigue, inform or entertain method? 'PCD Pilgrimage' guest Scott quite literally flies into the studio for a chat with the chaps. A new feature has landed Ladies and Gentlemen – something to do with clouds – I say no more. All that with Email Of The Species and Humble Brags is ready for your listen – Enjoy! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

If you want to know how Blink 182 spend their time in London or what Elis James’ favourite pipes are then this is the podcast for you. Not interested? Maybe Producer Dave’s App-Based-Cab-Company Rating can tempt you? How Gorillaz deal with tax? What does a Twix cost? The answers are all here. As well as enlightening you, the boys have got the usual Winner Plays On, Humble Brag Of The Week and Email Of The Species, and there’s a return of Judge Robins – order! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

This week, Elis & John compare stories from a certain “app-based cab company” and reveal their personal ratings live to the nation. Find out about the latest date in the tour and which one of YOU is the grizzly bear in the gym! Also, what supernatural goings on might you find in Phil “The Power” Taylor’s autobiography? Finally, producer Vin tells us all about Diwali and brings in his annual haul of space marzipan to share out in the studio. All this plus the usual Winner Plays On, Humble Brag Of The Week and Email Of The Species! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Elis & John test their ability to perform jingles live on air with varying degrees of success. The quest to find the “Humble Brag of The Past” continues and Elis’ nipples become the conversation that’s taking the nation by storm; not only intriguing those who see them, but also destroying his self esteem and body confidence. John seeks to defend last week’s victory in Winner Plays On but can he stop Elis’ steamrolling knowledge of one Tony Blair? Finally, those keen to witness what’s thought to be the worlds first “Triple-Queening” will not be disappointed. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Elis & John were deep into their Elis James and John Robins Experience tour this week, but that certainly didn’t stop the badinage – John let looses on some poor impressions, Elis extolled the virtues of Danny Baker and Jurgen Klopp, and both Elis & John imagined Producer Dave in a Ken Loach film. We found out which celebrities you would want to adopt you, as well as a truly fascinating, nay life-changing fact about MGMT. All this plus the usual Winner Plays On, Humble Brag Of The Week, Email Of The Species and the welcome return of Judge Robins! Order! Order! Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Elis and John were joined by a SPECIAL MYSTERY GUEST for the first time ever on this week’s show, and conversation flowed in all sorts of unusual ways, taking in the WAFTAs, coining, the concept of finishing all pubs and Van Envy. John also had a go at Mastermind, whilst Elis had more power lifting advice. All this plus Humble Brag Of The Week, Email Of The Species and Winner Plays On. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Topics covered this week include: John’s poor standard of golf and his creative swearing; Undercover Martyn; break-ups; Dave in Glasgow; nu metal; Denis Law. All the big topics. What more could you want? Well you also get Winner Plays On, Humble Brag Of The Week, and Email Of The Species – are you on email? Because, as Channel 4 will attest, you simply have to be these days. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. [email protected] http://www.elisandjohn.com/ https://elisandjohnmerch.com/

Automaton Elis was worried by both the idea of losing the capacity to feel any emotions and his newfound ability to make plans this week, but don’t worry – he’s settled for being mediocre. John meanwhile found a way to add a bit of spice to the kitchen, before eulogizing about Force Majeure – all this plus the boys enthused about Dave’s sunny personality. There’s the regular stuff too – Humble Brag Of The Week, Email Of The Species and Winner Plays On. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

This week, John reveals all regarding his secret ambition to write and produce a stage play about the life of a teenage boy, set to music of Meat Loaf. Elis discusses his imminent appearance on TVs ‘Mock the Week’ and asks seasoned MTW veteran, John, for his sage like advice. All this plus Humble Brag Of The Week, Winner Plays On and Tick Off A Taste. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

A surprising amount of Rennie’s chat this week, John’s annoyance at not wearing his new Freddie Mercury jacket in to the studio, bunion advice for Elis and tales of different auditions – with varying successes. And as promised, the boys launched Judge Robins this week! All this plus Humble Brag Of The Week, Winner Plays On and Tick Off A Taste. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

John returned from Lund comedy festival in Sweden this week and another example of scattiness occurred whilst he was away. He was broadcasting on full cylinder though, unlike Elis who had to have a word with himself after one link. All this plus Winner Plays On, some footballing puns, Tick Off A Taste and Humble Brag Of The Week – so funny we made ourselves laugh. Sod off, plug in, rock out. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Elis comes in not feeling too great today and is eventually reduced to nothing but a puddle on the floor after our fiery Tick Off A Taste. John is freed of his jury duty responsibilities but unfortunately didn't have the best time at Reading Festival. All this plus Email Of The Species, Humble Brag Of The Week and Winner Plays On. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Elis gets lost in a world of new clothing and the possibility of more new clothing this week, whilst John takes another step towards becoming a judge. There’s also a bumper pack of gifts (THANK YOU!) and a ridiculous Tick Of A Taste. All this plus Email Of The Species, Humble Brag Of The Week and Winner Plays On. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Elis is away this week, so friend of the show and Radio X alumni Josh Widdicombe steps into Elis’ considerable shoes. Expect further discussion of Johns pipe based woes, and a broaching of the thorny topic of Johns lack of appearance in hit sitcom Josh. There’s all the regulars too - Humble Brag Of The Week, Winner Plays On, and Email Of The Species. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Who lives in Aylesbury? How loud can John shriek? What is coffee? All these questions answered, sort of, in this week’s podcast, plus a first for the show and an unintentional Peter Kay impression. There’s all the regulars too - Humble Brag Of The Week, Winner Plays On, and Email Of The Species. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

CONSTANT ROBINS. John sat in for Ricky Wilson again, and again we’ve made a podcast, so here it is. Expect dehumidifier chat, an huge announcement, an infrequent feature and a memorable Tick Of A Taste. Remember, you can get in touch with John and his accomplice Elis on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune into the boys across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

It’s an exploration into relationships this week – why is John friends with Robin? How important is the power balance between Elis and John? Just how much does Elis love Dave’s body? All this plus sweaty Vin. There’s all the regulars too - Humble Brag Of The Week, Winner Plays On, Tick Off A Taste and Email Of The Species. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

After John’s IKEA visit, and subsequent breakdown, last week we discover how he made use of his bushcraft equipment in the assemblage of his new furniture. Meanwhile, Elis reveals all about his screaming thighs. All this plus Humble Brag Of The Week, Winner Plays On and Email Of The Species. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Some niche gardening advice this week from Elis & John, potential crime novel titles, a stressful IKEA anecdote, and some…interesting…views on speech impediments (aka tongue vibes). All this plus Humble Brag Of The Week, Winner Plays On and Email Of The Species. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

John & Elis take on Advertising this week before discussing Elizabethan playwrights (seriously), but the big story of this week’s podcast (other than the reunion of the whole EJ-JR-PD-PV team) was #DragAlong. Plus Humble Brag Of The Week, Winner Plays On, a special Textual Healing and Email Of The Species. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Elis returns from yet another big day for Welsh Football and gets a bit emotional. It’s a big week for John too as he prepares to appear on TVs Mock the Week. All this plus Humble Brag Of The Week, Winner Plays On and Tick Off a Taste. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

What with Wales suddenly being good at football Elis was once again in France this week, but joined John down the line from his hotel room, where he eagerly awaited the arrival of an ironing board. Producers Dave and Vin were also absent, leaving producer Si to take over, but not before he passed John’s stringent producer test. All this plus Humble Brag Of The Week, Winner Plays On and a special edition of Textual Healing. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Elis was in France again this week, keeping up with Wales at the Euros and, more importantly, finding out which car rental companies operate in Toulouse. John, meanwhile, had some new clothing to show off, and the boys discussed Nigerian finances and Nutella. All this plus Humble Brag Of The Week, Email Of The Species and Winner Plays On. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

We must stop meeting like this. More bonus Robins, with the return of a Ricky Quiz and this week so ace Festival Hacks. Plus more Singing Robins. Remember, you can get in touch with John and his accomplice Elis on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune into the boys across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

This week Elis is in France, but thanks to the wonders of modern technology his dulcet tones could still be heard on Radio X shores, as he joined John down the line from his hotel room (in his pants). Said modern technology hampers an anecdote about Elis meeting one of his heroes, but thanks to the team's perseverance, the anecdote does not go unfinished. John, meanwhile, explains how to navigate using just a watch, and embarks on a solitary Tick Off a Taste. All this, plus Humble Brag of the Week, Email of the Species and Winner Plays On. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Once again, despite the concerns of Radio X bosses and the radio community at large, Robins was unleashed onto an unsuspecting Ricky Wilson audience. Inevitably, both badinage and Queen facts ensued. Remember, you can get in touch with John and his accomplice Elis on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune into the boys across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Elis and John have both experienced troubles this week, but in very different ways. John was scheduled in for a relaxing trip to the spa, but, due to some miscommunication, his massage didn’t quite go to plan. Elis, on the other hand, was kept up all night by noisy neighbors so John offers some sage advice. All this, plus Humble Brag of the Week, Winner Plays On and Email of the Species. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

This week we relive John’s much anticipated bushcraft course through an audio diary recorded by the man himself. Was he able to whittle a spoon out of wood? Did he manage to pass the course? And what was the toilet situation? Rest assured, all of these questions, and more, are answered. Meanwhile, Elis is accused of cheating the system in Winner Plays On, and recounts the time he nearly compared himself to a famous civil rights leader during a stand up routine. All this, plus Email of the Species, Humble Brag of the Week and the Keep It Session Sessions. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

This week we can all take a trip down Elis’ shame well with some linguistic comedy, and we catch a glimpse of how this comedy came to be as Elis remisces about a stand-up course he once attended. Meanwhile John has been preparing for a bushcraft course, endorsed by one of his heroes. All this plus Winner Plays On, Email Of The Species, a new Tick Off A Taste, Textual Healing, Humble Brag Of The Week and the Keep It Session Sessions. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Elis and John were talking petty grudges this week, and inevitably moved on to football stickers and Harry Potter. But there were new topics too - Magnum Chocolate Theft, the wordplay of Paul McCartney and plenty of hot chat. All this plus the usual Winner Plays On (high-scoring this week), Email Of The Species, Humble Brag Of The Week, Textual Healing and of course the conclusion of last week’s cliffhanger in Elis’ Gig Diaries. And remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

This podcast will no doubt become known as the John’s Birthday Special – find out if Elis remembered, and if John received any gifts. Plus it’s the culmination of Project Spice – the boys eat a vindaloo live on air! Tick Off A Taste! Unbelievable! All this plus Textual Healing, Winner Plays On, Humble Brag Of The Week, Gig Diaries, Email Of The Species and the Keep It Session Sessions. And remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

So many bases covered this week – ferrets, John’s dream, Elis’ timekeeping, pub crawls, a Brexit biscuit, Little Georgie Ezra, thieves, pigeons, bags, decades, bank holidays and loads more. It’s an archetypal Elis & John podcast. And on top of all that there’s Textual Healing, Winner Plays On, Humble Brag Of The Week, Gig Diaries, Email Of The Species and Keep It Session Sessions. For tour news check out @elisjames and @nomadicrevery on Twitter or head to www.elisandjohn.com And remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Welcome to this week’s podcast from the brand new time slot of Saturday of 1pm – 4pm! Not a huge change, you’d assume, and you’re largely correct – it’s still the same badinage, the same features, the same top quality riffing – but this time with the added threat that John may take a nap at any minute. We’ve got tales of Producer Dave’s trip to Bristol on a stag do, Elis encountering a cockney in a pub, and the final answer to the question we’ve all been asking; will John appear in Series 2 of Josh? All this plus the usual Humble Brag Of The Week, Gig Diaries, Textual Healing, Winner Plays On and Keep It Session Sessions. New time, same great show. For tour news check out @elisjames and @nomadicrevery on Twitter or head to www.elisandjohn.com And remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Due to Ricky Wilson's ongoing court case John sat in the broadcasting chair for the second week on a Sunday between the hours of 10am-1pm. During the three hours he consumed some Indie Landfill, Humble Brags and flexed is Queen obsession to breaking point.

The last ever Saturday 10-1 show this week, as the boys are moving to a new time slot (more info in the podcast), but that doesn’t mean an end to any of the badinage. This week we’re treated to John’s university radio shows, and if you can imagine a drunk lone Robins talking about Lou Reed for 2 hours then you’ll be very prepared for what you’re about to hear. There’s also a glimpse into Johnny Vaughan’s Drive time show, some travel advice, and an imagined peak into Producer Dave’s marriage. Plus all the usual – Textual Healing, Winner Plays On, Humble Brag Of The Week (note the spelling of 1ère), Email Of The Species, Elis’ Gig Diaries and the return of Tick Off A Taste. For tour news check out @elisjames and @nomadicrevery on Twitter or head to www.elisandjohn.com And remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 1pm til 4pm from next week! Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Sunday, traditionally a day of rest, but not for Robins. Taking to the airwaves solo, John sat in for Ricky Wilson and here are the highlights. Expect some humble brags and textual healing alongside some indie landfill and brand new feature, pub porn. Keep your emails coming in to [email protected] or pester the boys via Twitter @nomadicrevery / @elisjames.

Some political analysis from Elis & John this week, as well as discussions on Daffy Duck, the Third Reich, panic attacks and vegetarianism. Plus news from the opening of the first Elis and John themed café! Sort of. There’s also the usual Humble Brag Of The Week, Textual Healing, Email Of The Species, Winner Plays On and Keep It Session Session. For tour news check out @elisjames and @nomadicrevery on Twitter or head to www.elisandjohn.com Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

In a week in which Elis apparently lived out one of John’s fantasies, the boys also quizzed Producer Dave on his recent appearance at the National Student Radio Conference. There was also a bumper delivery of double Gig Diaries from Elis, and John ingested a bit of drug live on air, alongside a super important announcement in the podcast intro. All this as well as the usual Humble Brag Of The Week, Textual Healing, Winner Plays On, You Tube, Keep It Session Session and, as promised last week, an unbelievably blue Robins-related anecdote from Elis. PLUS, if this link works (fingers crossed), you can check out some of the great candidates for You Tube right here! http://tinyurl.com/elisjohnyoutube Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

The boys have each got a story of an unwelcome visitor this week, plus news from both a sporting event in Cardiff and a bedroom in Lewisham. On top of that, John contemplates joining Watchdog and Elis remembers last year’s fabulous Blur gig. All this plus Humble Brag Of The Week, Email Of The Species, Textual Healing, Elis’ Gig Diaries, Winner Plays On, You Tube and Keep It Session Sessions. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

News from France this week, plus the return of Tick Off A Taste! And don’t miss John’s lecture on the writing and recording of Under Pressure. Plus Textual Healing, Humble Brag Of The Week, Winner Plays On, Elis’ Gig Diaries, and of course more Keep It Session Sessions. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

A technological revelation in this week’s podcast astounded Elis & John, and there was a revelation in Textual Healing too as the boys were actually able to solve a listener’s problem. John regaled us with tales of a gig in Newcastle, and Elis came up with an idea for a new feature. All this plus a special Email Of The Species (RIP Ray Tomlinson), Winner Plays On, Humble Brag Of The Week, and of course a Keep It Session Session. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Two new initiatives this week – Best Of British, and You Tube – plus news from the tour of A Robins Amongst The Pigeons last weekend. On top of this Elis & John welcomed back Bill to Textual Healing, alongside the usual Gig Diaries, Email Of The Species, Winner Plays On and Humble Brag Of The Week. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Elis and John were preparing to take A Robins Amongst The Pigeons on the road this weekend, and you can hear some live preparation in this week’s podcast. Logistics, travel, and whether or not the boys will share a bed. Plus Humble Brag Of The Week, Winner Plays On and Elis’ Gig Diaries. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Huge news from Elis this week, accompanied by a sort of rap. Meanwhile John’s bushcraft obsession has really taken off, and the boys also encounter a bizarre round of Tick Off A Taste. Plus Winner Plays On, Humble Brag Of The Week and Textual Healing. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Elis stood John up to empty his memory box including two bagged beards while John got sentimental over old pay slips begging the question; what strange paraphernalia have you kept over the years? Elis discusses the cool ‘vibes’ of Hackney and John puts his Traffic Cops knowledge to use by advising listeners to not drink and babysit. Plus Tick Off A Taste, Winner Plays On, Humble Brag Of The Week, Elis’ Gig Diaries, and Email Of The Species. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

The team try an exotic 'foreign food', Elis's dialect is brought into serious question, and it turns out a certain somebody doesn't take listener criticism very well at all. Elis James and John Robins on Radio X Saturdays 10-1pm [email protected]

Elis waxes lyrical about Bar Mitzvahs and his experiences with multiple compliments from 1ers during the week. John badmouths the use of the word ‘footy’ opening a debate concerning words that are specific to certain regions. Plus Textual Healing, Winner Plays On, Humble Brag Of The Week, Elis’ Gig Diaries, and Email Of The Species. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

John was hungover this week after compiling his “Funeral Playlist” last night after whiskey, and Elis was reeling after making an unfortunate bet with his neighbour. Luckily, things perked up with the receipt of another Hot Sauce and, in John’s case, a new kitchen implement. Plus Textual Healing, Winner Plays On, Humble Brag Of The Week, Elis’ Gig Diaries, and Email Of The Species. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Unbelievable! The ton up! They’ve made it to 100. Bumper packed show this week from Elis & John, with gifts from Barbados, Elis’ answerphone message, and of course some memories of the great David Bowie. Plus Humble Brag Of The Week, Winner Plays On (with an incredible dossier of stats) and Email Of The Species. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Travel tips, fashion advice, and humble brag avoidance from John this week as he holidays in Barbados (like a celebrity), whilst Elis and Producer Dave take on the next step in the Hot Sauce challenge. All this plus Elis’ Gig Diaries, Textual Healing, Winner Plays On (remember last week?) and Humble Brag Of The Week. And listen out for the second installment of the Keep It Session Sessions at the end of the podcast. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Happy New Year! Elis and John are back, and nothing’s changed – expect thoughts on a nuclear apocalypse, an outside opinion on casting for Josh, and the usual overload of Welsh and Queen references. There’s a new feature – Elis’ Gig Diaries - and of course the usual Winner Plays On (it’s incredible this week. Remember farthing-gate?), and Humble Brag Of The Week. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

A special Christmas treat this week as Elis and John look back over their last year and pick out the highlights. Expect vintage Textual Healing, late John, drunk Elis, the strangest prawn-based riff you can imagine, and much more. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Elis and John took on their first ever radio play this week in a “table read” (technical term) of a potential new episode of sitcom Josh, before John once again tested Elis’ nerve with more hot sauce. Plus Santa Robins delivered some Christmas presents (lucky Dave!), and Elis had news of more flatulence at a gig. All this plus Textual Healing, Winner Plays On, Email Of The Species and Humble Brag Of The Week. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Elis showcased just how much he’s changed this week as he took on The End, the hottest chilli sauce Cardiff Christmas Market has to offer. John and Elis also explored their target demographic, asking how listeners and podcast devotees could recognise each other. And on top of this, John gave advice on how to “be normal”. Of course there’s also Humble Brag Of The Week, Winner Plays On and Email Of The Species. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Slam! Stories of the best insults and put-downs you’ve endured this week, plus Elis makes his best/worst ever joke, and John finds comfort in a quirk of nature. Plus the boys have got Humble Brag Of The Week, Email Of The Species and of course Winner Plays On. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

John and Elis both revealed the petty arguments they’ve had with their respective girlfriends this week, and in turn you provided stories of your squabbles (and washing up advice). After Elis received further Welsh-based acclaim, we discovered a terrible press photo of him, whilst John set himself a personal task for next week. All this plus Humble Brag Of The Week, Email Of The Species, and Winner Plays On – this week with “laughs and gaffs”. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10 til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

With perhaps the most professional episode yet, welcome to another Elis James and John Robins podcast. Once again John had a bone to pick with Elis over Winner Plays On, and the boys also took us through Humble Brag Of The Week, Email Of The Species and Textual Healing. On top of that, we heard your stories of celebrity meetings that didn’t reach their potentials, and Elis’ thighs got some more well-deserved coverage. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Special treat for you devotees as Elis & John broadcasted for the second time this weekend, covering for Radio X’s Ricky Wilson. They took on one of his features – Indie Landfill – as well as introducing their own Humble Brag Of The Week, but mainly the show was a Queen forum. Also includes one of the greatest texts ever received, concerning hangover shame spirals, Suede and a toilet. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Another working class Londoner impression for you this week (we miss you Little Georgie Ezra), as well as the inevitable response to Josh, the new sitcom starring famous thespian Elis James. John questions some football facts, whether one can operate multiple twitter accounts, and what the names of other people are. Of course there’s Humble Brag Of The Week, Winner Plays On, and Email Of The Species too. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Shambolic, in a nice way – Producer Dave’s assessment of this week’s humdinger of a podcast. There’s Ainsley Harriott chat, tales of Producer Dave’s encounter with a bouncer, Elis’ birthday hat-trick and John says something about Queen as usual. All that, plenty more, plus Winner Plays On, Humble Brag Of The Week and a quite exceptional Textual Healing. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Greetings on this Hallows Eve. Enjoy this treat, or more likely trick, of a podcast as John regales us with his creepy tale of horror. Delve further into this treasure trove of audio and you'll hear John, ever the entrepreneur, consider setting up his own tobacco farm as Elis defies Government advice and promotes 'responsible smoking'. The guys also empathise or criticise listeners' very own major bones of contention within the household - is John a bit of an Adolf Heat-ler? And of course what would this podcast be without your old favourites, 'Textual Healing', 'Humble Brags' and 'Winner Stays On'.

After a heavy Thursday night, Elis tries his best to piece back together the ‘lost’ hours of Friday morning, with the help of the listeners. Elsewhere within this audible treat, both John and Elis enlighten the nation with some of the more bizarre ‘street’ names for marijuana. PLUS, the debate of dodgy scams took a turn for the illegal, as John revealed one of his own, which he insists would get him straight into heaven. All the usual features are here as well (Textual Healing, Winner Plays On, Humble Brag of the Week), so get stuck in! Oh, and don’t forget that you can email (electronic mail) the show at [email protected]. Elis James and John Robins on Radio X Saturdays 10-1pm www.radiox.co.uk

Two topics with unexpected reactions this week – first, John’s mention of “escaping the noise of life” lead to plenty of suggestions for where he should relocate to, and John’s heroic treatment of a distressed squirrel provoked many animals-out-of-place stories as well. Meanwhile Elis gave us a fantastic/unrecognisable impression, and of course the boys oversaw Textual Healing, Winner Plays On and Humble Brag Of The Week. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

An eventful show this week from Elis James and…erm…wait a minute…hang on…John Robins. The boys eventually got through Winner Plays On, Email Of The Species and Humble Brag Of The Week, but there was a bit of a hold-up first. Remember this week, the week that John “dropped an Elis”. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X. Tick Tock Robins. TICK. TOCK.

Elis and John take on health fads this week, and Producer Dave is back alongside the boys. Elis also gives us his take on both the decline of premiership footballer John Terry and how to write surrealist comedy, whilst John has continued to stay off the booze, resulting in further improvements in the condition of his skin. There’s a welcome return for Textual Healing, and as always we’ve got Winner Plays On, Email Of The Species and Humble Brag Of The Week. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

All change! All change! Welcome to the Elis James and John Robins on Radio X podcast, and you certainly are very welcome. There are laughs, puns, badinage, and discussions about the caffeine levels in green tea. But don’t fear podcast devotees, all the old features are still here – Email Of The Species, Winner Plays On and Humble Brag Of The Week. On top of this, Elis and John discussed wrong languages this week, as well as the obligatory examination of the Welsh language. . Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and you can tune in across the UK every Saturday from 10am til 1pm. Keep it session. Keep it Radio X.

Top announcements on this week’s podcast, but don’t fear, it’s good news. John gave Elis advice on motorway diversions, Elis nearly became too patriotic to broadcast, and the boys took your thoughts on what should be banned from festivals. All that plus the usual Textual Healing, Winner Plays On, Email Of The Species and Humble Brag Of The Week. Remember, you can get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and keep it both session and XFM. We love you all.

Elis and John are reunited this week, John returning from Edinburgh and Elis from watching Wales away in Cyprus – expect stories of larging it, and going viral. The boys take on another bin-based debate (moving from lounges to outdoors), and there’s the usual Textual Healing, Winner Plays On and Humble Brag Of The Week. Remember, tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and keep it Xfm.

It’s John’s final week in Glasgow Business Park for the year, and as ever he’s in an apocalyptic mindset. The boys talk Apocalypse Companions, Elis relives his experience camping at Green Man Festival, and Producer Dave reveals a new look. All this plus Humble Brag Of The Week, Textual Healing, Winner Plays On and Email Of The Species. Remember, tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and keep it Xfm.

More tales from John’s gigs in Edinburgh this week, plus Elis’ struggles with social interactions, and tales of Producer Dave hobnobbing with celebrities. And of course, there’s Email Of The Species, Textual Healing, Winner Plays On and Humble Brag Of The Week. Remember, tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and keep it Xfm.

Once again John was broadcasting from Scotland, this week with stories of Tasting The Vibe, whilst Elis rated ales in London. Winner Plays On, Textual Healing, Email Of The Species, Humble Brag Of The Week all here as usual, plus the boys name a racehorse. Remember, tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and keep it Xfm.

John was in Scotland this week as he embarked on his run at the Edinburgh Festival. Elis meanwhile was in London, doing fitness workouts in his living room and hiding from David Mellor. But don’t worry, the duo still delivered as normal – Winner Plays On, Humble Brag Of The Week and Email Of The Species returned as usual. Remember, tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and keep it Xfm.

Excuses you’ve given for skiving off this week, plus Elis & John appear in a newspaper article about comedian couples (not with each other). John’s off to Edinburgh next week, so Elis says his goodbyes, and we’ve got the usual Textual Healing, Winner Plays On, Email Of The Species and Humble Brag Of The Week. And on top of all this, be prepared for the return of Mellor. Remember, tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and keep it Xfm.

Welcome back legends. Following the successful first night of A Robins Amongst The Pigeons Live the boys have got some stories to tell (NOTE: involves Jaeger Bombs), plus John gives popular website Facebook both barrels, and Elis states the case for 1940s Welsh Trade Unionist Arthur Horner. All this plus Winner Plays On, Textual Healing, Email Of The Species and of course Humble Brag Of The Week. Remember, tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and keep it Xfm.

After Elis was scared by a TV witch from the past the boys heard about your silly fears. John revealed a guilty moment of not keeping it session, Elis composed a new song, and all the usual stuff is here too – Textual Healing, Winner Plays On, Humble Brag Of The Week and Email Of The Species. Listen, enjoy, and don’t be an idiot. Remember, tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and keep it Xfm.

John and Elis coin a new catchprase this week. Sort of. Plus there’s absolutely loads of your stories of being told off by celebrities, alongside the usual Winner Plays On, Email Of The Species, and an incredible Humble Brag Of The Week. Remember, tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and keep it Xfm.

As you may have expected following Glastonbury, John was all set to tell off Kanye West this week. The boys also compliment Producer Dave’s summer style, and Elis reconsidered his attitude to Harry Potter. All this plus Textual Healing, Winner Plays On, Email Of The Species and Humble Brag Of The Week. Remember, tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and keep it Xfm.

This week stories of Elis’ drunk Blur experience, with added water, and John’s first TV appearance as a child actor in the 90s. Plus Winner Plays On, Humble Brag Of The Week, Textual Healing and Email Of The Species. Remember, tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and keep it Xfm.

Here we are folks! The concluding chapters of A Robins Amongst The Pigeons. John is a profoundly weird guy. You can check out the whole Elis James & John Robins on XFM show every Saturday morning on XFM from 10am, and spread the word about the podcast. Cheers!

Elis may have been a little late this week but he didn’t sleep through the whole show, and that’s a positive. Alongside your tales of sleeping through things, we heard about John’s similarities with Hannibal Lecter, discussed sneezing techniques and referenced 9/11 more than would be expected. Remember, tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and keep it Xfm.

Lucky you, as promised here is a special treat in the form of The Collated A Robins Amongst The Pigeons. Part 2 is coming soon, for now enjoy your entry into the Darkness of Robins. You can check out the whole Elis James & John Robins on XFM show every Saturday morning on XFM from 10am, and spread the word about the podcast. Cheers!

John and Elis had their best days ever this week, with John drinking ale and watching cricket, and Elis watching Wales beat Belgium 1-0. There’s also news of John at the Southbank Awards, Elis’ feeling sad, and a brand new feature, complete with bespoke jingle, in the form of Humble Brag Of The Week. Plus Winner Plays On, Textual Healing and Email Of The Species. Remember, tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and keep it Xfm.

This episode comes with a warning – Please be advised that this Podcast contains Elis James and John Robins acting out how to kiss on the radio. Unsurprisingly its quite unsettling. Other than that though, we discuss how to structure an anecdote correctly. John is slightly peeved by losing out on 10’s of thousands of retweets, and the team advise boiling water to sterilize it before putting it in a water pistol. Remember, tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and keep it Xfm.

We’ve got it all this week – debates on language, daytime radio topics, a Philip Larkin poem, logo chat, and some disturbing news about Screech from Saved By The Bell. Plus A Robins Amongst The Pigeons, Winner Plays On, Textual Healing and Email of the Species. Remember, tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and keep it Xfm.

This week Elis showcased his class-transgressing skills by asking you to name things that used to be posh but aren’t anymore. And, in between riffs, John discussed the armpit hair of Team Elis & John. There were also notes on Middle Eastern Policy, the return of David Mellor, and the usual Textual Healing, A Robins Amongst The Pigeons, Email of the Species and Winner Plays On. Remember, tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and keep it Xfm.

John believes that Pizza Express Romana Pizzas use the same amount of dough as the classic base pizzas, therefore the extra charge is not justified. So the boys asked for your conspiracy theories. Also in Textual Healing, Elis and John try to help find a lost dog. Tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm and get on email at [email protected]

It just gets better doesn’t it? You lucky lot – here’s an extra special bonus Elis & John podcast! The duo filled in for Josh Widdicombe on Sunday morning, so we’ve put together the best bits. Elis & John talked gatecrashing, Super Furry Animals (again), The Gauge Debate (briefly) and brought a little Textual Healing fun to Sundays. Remember, tune in next Saturday to catch the boys live from 10am til 1pm, and get in touch on [email protected]

What a week. Post-election, post-Super Furry Animals, post-Robins’ birthday. All this was discussed by James and Robins, though perhaps more coherently by John. Elis was rather hungover. We also wanted to hear about when you’ve been told off in public, and, as ever, there’s more Winner Plays On, Textual Healing, Email of the Species and a special chapter of A Robins Amongst The Pigeons. Remember, tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and keep it Xfm.

Welcome back. Elis and John heard about your devotion and loyalty to bands, sports teams and events this week, before doling out fashion advice; blue is in this summer; and BROADCASTING LIVE EMAIL ANALYSIS. Alongside John preparing the guestlist (and wifi) for his birthday, there’s Textual Healing, A Robins Amongst The Pigeons, Winner Plays On and Email of the Species. Remember, tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and keep it Xfm.

Two things to tell you this week team. Number 1 - get ready, brace yourself. Producer Dave is back! It’s The Dream Team. Robins, James, and post-honeymoon Dave. Number 2 – sure there’s all the regular features (a tense low-scoring Winner Plays On, more A Robins Amongst The Pigeons, Textual Healing, a bumper double edition of Email of the Species), but mainly this week it’s all about coleslaw. You’ll see. Remember, tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and keep it Xfm.

Well done to John this week as he soldiered through a catastrophic Mac failure to make it into the studio. He joined Elis to mock Producer Vin’s fashion faux pas, and to remind you all how to make 999 emergency calls. All this plus Textual Healing, A Robins Amongst The Pigeons, Winner Plays On and Email Of The Species. Remember, tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and keep it Xfm.

Elis and John are back and this week they've got secrets - your partners' secrets. Plus there's the welcome return of Bill/Billy inTextual Healing, another round of Winner Plays On, Chapter 22 of A Robins Amongst The Pigeons, some incredible Harold Bishop-based Email news, and much more. Remember, you can get in touch with the boys on email (are you on email? You simply have to be on email these days) on [email protected] and you can tune in live every Saturday from 10am on Xfm. Keep it Xfm guys. Keep it Xfm.

After John watched the same Freddie Mercury documentary for at least the tenth time, the boys ask what you have done more times than you care to a admit. Also Winner Plays On gets very tense. If you'd like to see John live at the Soho Theatre, London then head here: http://www.sohotheatre.com/whats-on/john-robins-this-tornado-loves-you/. Tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm and get on email at [email protected]

It’s all Elis this week. He made it to the studio despite debilitating illness, and John cheered him up by forgetting to include him in a fantasy comedy festival line-up. Alongside your own tales of being left out, we also heard about Elis skiing, Elis in Barcelona and Elis reaching puberty. Plus Winner Plays On, Email Of The Species, Textual Healing, and the conclusion of the double-cliffhanger A Robins Amongst The Pigeons. Remember, tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am tip 1pm, get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and keep it Xfm.

Well they came close, but the boys couldn’t quite win at the Chortle Awards. Actually, that’s not strictly true, as John will explain. Regardless, pints were drunk, rum was quaffed, and Elis was recorded inebriated in a taxi. Plus Elis and John have got a special Email of the Species for you, alongside more A Robins Amongst The Pigeons and of course Winner Plays On. Remember, tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am tip 1pm, get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and keep it Xfm.

You’ve hit the jackpot dear listener. It’s time for more Elis and John. This week they wanted to hear which adult tasks you’re unable to perform (get your mind out of the gutter), whilst John had news of topical internet trends and Elis kept us abreast of BBC Wales. All this plus more A Robins Amongst The Pigeons and Email Of The Species. Remember, tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am tip 1pm, get in touch on [email protected] (if you’re on e-mail. You’ve got to be on e-mail), and keep it Xfm.

Yesterday John could not resist the temptation of a pack of King Prawn Crisps and now he must pay the ultimate price. John also met Elis's best friend that Elis himself has not yet met. As well as this, the boys ask what the best things you've found are, as well as Winner Plays On and a bumper edition of Email of the Species. Tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm and get on email at [email protected]

On this week's podcast, Elis and John share their pointless superpowers including burning stubborn fat and reverse parking. They also have a chat with comedian Mark Watson during his 27 hour marathon show for Comic Relief. Tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm and get on email at [email protected]

This week saw the start of John's diet, in order to rid himself of a "repulsive belly", so the boys wanted to hear about your odd body parts too. They also went all Tomorrow's World with a look at futuristic life-changer "e-mail" (it means Electronic Mail). All this plus an absolute belter of an A Robins Amongst The Pigeons, Winner Plays On and Textual Healing. Tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am tip 1pm, get in touch on [email protected] and remember you can vote for Elis and John in the Chortle Awards through www.chortle.co.uk

Here's a little treat for you - to celebrate their 1 year anniversary, Elis and John have put together all 13 chapters from the acclaimed 'John Reads Aloud From Tony Blackburn's Autobiography', and what a treat it is. We hope you enjoy it, and tune in on Saturday to catch the duo live, 10am til 1pm on Xfm.

Yet another classic from Elis and John this week, although we must apologise for Elis' lack of manners. You'll see why. This week John got to grips with Charles Dickens' favourite pub, Elis nearly swore, and Producer Dave vocalized his thoughts on Tuna & Sweetcorn. All this plus chapter 14 of A Robins Amongst The Pigeons, Email of the Species, Winner Plays On and Textual Healing. Tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am tip 1pm, and get in touch on [email protected]

On this week's podcast, Elis and John tell what they like and what they are less fond of about each other. Also discussed is your stories about your embarrassing partners and a debate about whether you can say things make you feel old, even if you were too young to remember them at the time. Tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am tip 1pm, and get in touch on [email protected]

This week Elis and John asked for your tales of sending texts and emails to the wrong people, and you did not disappoint. Elis also reveled in his love for Lousie Wener and the 90s, whilst John explained Radio Wales. There's Textual Healing, Winner Plays On and more A Robins Amongst The Pigeons too. Tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, and get in touch on [email protected]

Elis and John heard about your greatest unseen achievements this week, with Elis offering congratulations and John questioning their veracity. Plus there's a Doves-based philosophical musing, another chapter of A Robins Amongst the Pigeons, Textual Healing, and Winner Plays On. Tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, and get in touch on [email protected]

Elis and John have an absolute belter this week. John has been to see his hero Ronnie O'Sullivan this week and he tells all about "the best day of his life". Elis gets annoyed about words that make him cringe, leading to the banning of certain words from the English Language and finally John gets angry about something that happened many a moon ago on the show. If you'd like to see the tumblr of A Robins Amongst the Pigeons then the website is http://arobinsamongstthepigeons.tumblr.com/. Elis James and John Robins on XFM, every Saturday from 10am til 1pm.

John's military precision to detail takes over his Oxford-based pub crawl, Elis gets in a right kerfuffle over this week's Tie-Breaker during Winner Plays On, and the boys tackle another problem in Textual Healing. Elis James and John Robins on XFM: Saturday 10-1pm

Welcome to 2015 and the all-new Elis James and John Robins show! Well, it's not really that new. It's pretty much the same. But that's a good thing, right? Anyway this week Elis and John returned from their Christmas (Cringle) breaks with tales of opening for Queen's New Year's Eve gig, a dad defending his son with an umbrella, and a problem regarding cats. Plus there's Winner Plays On, Teenage Fanclub, and chapter 8 of John's Autobiography. Tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, and get in touch on [email protected]

A special episode this week as John and Elis look back at some of their best bits for Christmas. Don't fret, there's plenty of new material too (new-age riffing, you might say) plus a look back at some iconic moments of Textual Healing, Tony Blackburn and Teenage Fanclub, alongside a few classic instances of Bin/Lounge-Gate and the duo's top-notch impressions. And don't miss Producer Dave's incredible tactical awareness. Tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, and get in touch on [email protected]

Elis and John are on top form this week as John unveils some incredible career news. Elis on the other hand has yet another Mellor update, and the boys thoroughly analyse John's outfit. Plus there's Textual Healing, a quite incredible Winner Plays On, the return of Dad Diaries and of course John's Memoirs. Tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, and get in touch on [email protected]

A huge interview this week with famous actor Elis James. But don't worry, we haven't gone all Hollywood - the boys have got the reliable old favourites Winner Plays On, Textual Healing, John's Memoirs, Teenage Fanclub and Femail of the Species too. Plus there's talk of early exits and storm-outs, the return of Quick Quiz, and a preview of the legendary Pret Christmas party. It'll be carnage! Tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, and get in touch on [email protected]

A bumper podcast for you this week - so many belters! Elis confronts a harsh truth concerning his hero Paul McCartney, John regales us with stories of the working-class Bullingdon Club, and Producer Dave needs your help to skive off playing football. Plus a quickfire quiz, impressions of a funk legend and an extra special message for our youngest podcast devotee. Of course there's John's Memoirs, Winner Plays On and Teenage Fan Club too, and a producer league table in Femail of the Species. Tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, and get in touch on [email protected]

Elis provides some live anglo-welsh translation this week, whislt John recounts his encounter with a homeless man and an act of selfish generosity. Plus some inappropriate information about Elis, and an update on the David Mellor saga. Don't worry, the regulars are here too - Winner Plays On, Textual Healing and John's Memoirs. Tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, and get in touch on [email protected].

Fancy some disgusting parenting advice? You've come to the right place. Elis and John are also keen to hear your tales of no-shows after John went to see a gig by himself (#solodate), whilst Elis has been busy wondering which celebrities listen to the show. All this plus Teenage Fanclub, John's Memoirs, Textual Healing, Winner Plays On and more impressions in Email of the Species. Tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, and get in touch on [email protected]

Yet another new feature for you this week with the arrival of the ingeniously-titled Email of the Species. John's Autobiography is back too, alongside a Band Name-based Teenage Fanclub, and the regulars Textual Healing and Winner Plays On. Plus this week the boys discussed family embarrassments, with some quite incredible stories coming in from (mainly naked) listeners. Remember you can get in touch with Elis and John on [email protected] and you can listen live every Saturday from 10am til 1pm on Xfm.

All change for the Elis James and John Robins re-brand! Well not quite, but the boys have got some great new features this week. Don't worry though, there's still your familiar Textual Healing and another tense round of Winner Plays On. Elis talks Welsh identity and John talks Freddie Mercury. You're right, nothing's changed. Tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, and get in touch on [email protected]

A momentous podcast this week for you listener as John and Elis retired Sacred Cows with an absolute belter. The ultimate Sacred Cow indeed. The boys have also got more from Tony Blackburn, a great Winner Plays On, tales of queuing and Wotsits (separate tales), plus John wishes Elis happy birthday. And to top it all there's a brand new jingle - hold on to your hats! Remember you can get in touch with the duo on [email protected] and you can listen live every Saturday from 10am til 1pm on Xfm.

Brace yourself - Elis hits to the very heart of the nation with a debate on domesticity that is sure to make the leap to Newsnight soon. Elsewhere John deals with a self-appointed "legend" in Textual Healing, there's the regular battle of Winner Plays On, Tony Blackburn reveals his take on Celebrity, and Sacred Cow hits new levels of controversy. All this plus the boys wish you a Happy Diwali. Remember you can get in touch with the duo on [email protected] and you can listen live every Saturday from 10am til 1pm on Xfm.

Elis is back with tales of the ease of fatherhood and John is so happy to see him he's bouncing up and down in Cloud Anecdote. The two investigate your stories of meeting strangers, John met one of his lifelong heroes, and Elis saw David Mellor in the office. There's news from Producer Dave's birthday party, plus there's an absolutely huge Sacred Cow - brace yourself - alongside the usual Textual Healing, Winner Plays On and Tony Blackburn's Poptastic. Tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, and get in touch on [email protected]

There was no Elis this week for a very special reason - find out in the podcast - but there's no breaking up this dream duo so John popped in anyway to present some of the pair's best bits. Think of it as a Queen-style Greatest Hits. Here's Volume 1. Remember you can get in touch with the boys on [email protected] and you can listen live every Saturday from 10am til 1pm on Xfm.

If you like hot soup, this is the podcast for you. The usual Sacred Cow, Textual Healing, Tony Blackburn's Poptastic and Winner Plays On this week, plus Elis' tale of an unfruitful search for groovy trousers. Remember you can get in touch with the boys on [email protected] and you can listen live every Saturday from 10am til 1pm on Xfm.

This week Elis shows off both his new car and the incredible names of his friends, whilst John shows off a new purchase he's blamed on his quarter-life crisis. There's more crisis decisions from you, Elis performs some live PE, John renames a guitar legend, and there's the usual Textual Healing, Sacred Cow, Winner Plays On and a particularly saucy extract from Tony Blackburn's autobiography. Thanks for all your emails, keep them coming to [email protected] and tune in next Saturday from 10am til 1pm on Xfm.

A vain podcast this week obsessed with image - Elis and John are talking haircuts and male grooming, and yes that does involve Gentlemen's Agreements. There's also a classic rock Sacred Cow, a potentially embarrassing Textual Healing and the usual Winner Plays On and reading from Tony Blackburn's Poptastic. Remember you can get in touch with the boys on [email protected] and you can listen live every Saturday from 10am til 1pm on Xfm.

Inspired by a trip to Portmeirion, this week Elis and John wanted to hear about your visits to landmarks from albums, films or TV shows. Plus there's exciting news of Elis' invite to a film premiere, and John's new teetotal lifestyle. Of course there's the usual Sacred Cow, Textual Healing, Winner Plays On and a reading from Tony Blackburn's Poptastic. Tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, and get in touch on [email protected]

Up the revolution! This week Elis and John want to hear your proposals for new laws and punishments, and you don't disappoint. The boys have got the usual Sacred Cow, Winner Plays On, Tony Blackburn and an accent-based Textual Healing, plus there's news of John's posh Chinese dinner, a listener on the Mongolian Step, and a visit to the National Portrait Gallery. Remember you can get in touch with the boys on [email protected] and you can listen live every Saturday from 10am til 1pm on Xfm.

A celebrity special this week - well, stories of your dreams involving celebrities. That's the same. John and Elis are reunited and discuss John's apocalyptic desires, Slovakian chess matches and plenty of idioms. There's the usual Sacred Cow, Winner Plays On, Tony Blackburn's Poptastic and Textual Healing, plus another attempt at impersonating Producer Dave. Tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, and get in touch on [email protected]

Welcome along friends, they're settling into Saturday and it's sounding oh so fine. More mirth from Elis and John this week as they heard about your minor injustices, and John revealed a critic-based injustice from last night's gig. Plus Sacred Cow, Textual Healing, Winner Plays On and an incredible revisit to Tony Blackburn's autobiography. Tune in next Saturday to catch the boys from 10am til 1pm, and get in touch on [email protected]

All change! The first Elis and John show to come to you from their new home on Saturday mornings - and it's a belter. There's the usual Sacred Cow - and it gets rather heated this week - a Textual Healing, Winner Plays On, plenty of your emails, a brand new game, and Elis tells some anecdotes. Don't say you weren't prepared. Remember you can get in touch with the boys on the NEW EMAIL ADDRESS [email protected], and you can listen live every SATURDAY - 10am til 1pm on Xfm.

They're back, this week in a strange new world/studio. Elis and John have got a big announcement this week, but before that there's the usual fun and games. They've got a big-haired Sacred Cow, another Winner Plays On and tales of your addictions (excluding the Big Four). Plus a follicle-themed Textual Healing, and John's countdown of the most addictive iPhone games. The boys are back next week - stay tuned for details!

It's the 25th podcast! They've made it! An incredible anecdote from Elis this week, plus your tales of vandalism and graffitti since John's at the Edinburgh festival and his posters have fallen victim to some youth crime. There's the usual Sacred Cow, an amazing Textual Healing concerning ninja flatmates, Winner Plays On and more from Tony Blackburn - this week his sexual awakening. Remember you can get in touch with the boys on [email protected] if you want to get involved, and you can listen live every Sunday from 10am til 1pm on Xfm.

As well as potentially the most controversial and heated Sacred Cow ever, this week's podcast has John and Elis' best opening link too. Plus the duo discuss class, real ale, The Goonies, and Producer Dave's upcoming holiday. There's tales of petty squabbles and grudges alongside Winner Plays On, Textual Healing and more from Tony Blackburn's autobiography Poptastic. Remember you can get in touch with the boys on [email protected] if you want to get involved, and you can listen live every Sunday from 10am til 1pm on Xfm.

Elis and John are oh so hip this week after John took a trip to Google HQ and saw the office ping pong, Mind Exchanges and Thought Symposia. As well as hearing about your fun work situations, Elis defended the not-so-stupid Super Furry Animals after a controversial Sacred Cow, John took a look at an incredible celebrity autobiography, and Producer Dave gave a cautionary tale set in Benicassim. All this plus Textual Healing and a close-fought Winner Plays On. Enjoy the podcast and remember you can get in touch with the boys on [email protected] and you can listen live every Sunday from 10am til 1pm on Xfm.

A truly epic round of 'Winner Plays On' features in this week's edition, as does the age old dilemma of do you or don't you attempt to steal your neighbours broadband password using your infant child as a decoy? Elsewhere, Elis and John enter the murky world of 'The Pun', and Producer Dave once again rules with his iron fist, after 'larging it' in Belgium last weekend.

No Producer Dave this week as he's off at a festival large-ing it, but Elis and John, the self-appointed "Un-Produceables", haven't let that stop them. This week they're attempting to talk about Life Hacks, but are distracted by the concept of transportation without curves. Plus there's Textual Healing, an unprepared Winner Plays On, and John's short essay on his 5 favourite albums. Remember you can get in touch with the boys on [email protected] if you want to get involved, and you can listen live every Sunday from 10am til 1pm on Xfm.

We've got it all this week - a transatlantic Textual Healing, a hugely controversial Sacred Cow, an exciting round of Winner Plays On plus tales of John and Producer Dave's big night out last week. Elis and John also asked for your messages of toilet-related disasters, and you didn't disappoint. Plus Elis translated some Welsh words for John - it turns out the Welsh don't call milk "Cow Cow". Enjoy the podcast, and remember you can hear the boys live every Sunday from 10am til 1pm on Xfm, or if you're a podcaster you can get in touch via [email protected]

More top drawer fun this week from Elis and John as they investigate the lies we've told each other, including some corkers about Gremlins, Mick Hucknall and the World Cup. In a change from the norm, Elis mocks John's clothing as the self-confessed hater of heat had the audacity to arrive in the studio in shorts. All this plus the regulars - Winner Plays On pits Elis' Triple Crown winning Welsh Rugby Team against John's encyclopaedic Sherlock Holmes knowledge, Sacred Cow puts The Rolling Stones up for debate, and Paul Daniels was on the phone for Textual Healing. Yup. Remember you can get in touch with the boys on [email protected] if you want to get involved, and you can listen live every Sunday from 10am til 1pm on Xfm.

Welcome to the 18th instalment of the Elis James and John Robins podcast from XFM. Within this week's audio treat, as it's Father's Day, we get your very best 'cool dad' anecdotes, one member of the team gets an absolute hammering in regular feature 'Winner Plays On', and Chris is helped with his limited footballing knowledge in 'Textual Healing'. Also, listen out for a particularly ambitious impersonation of Janet Street-Porter from Mr Robins, and varied attempts at the Australian accent from Elis. Enjoy! Elis James and John Robins on XFM: Sunday 10-1pm

Lots of great stuff this week, but mainly just a list of famous Davids. You'll see why. John and Elis explore what is and isn't acceptable to do alone, Elis feels his comedy career has been threatened by a hen party on a train in South Wales, and Xfm's Josh Widdicombe takes a verbal battering from The Golden Voice of John Robins. All this plus the usual Winner Plays On, Sacred Cow, and a Bend It Like Beckham-based Textual Healing. All before the boys prove they don't know how to say goodbye. Catch the show live on Sunday, 10am til 1pm, Xfm.

Welcome back! This week is a big one; John had an incredible celebrity experience, Producer Dave told the show's best joke, and Elis had a cheese toastie at Leigh Delamere services. The boys talked about meeting your idols and Elis reveals he turned down The Smiths' Johnny Marr. The Smiths themselves are up for debate in regular contentious feature Sacred Cow, an anonymous caller gets some linguistic advice in Textual Healing, Winner Plays On is back, and John takes a lot of abuse from Elis over his love of Harry Potter. All this plus some shocking news about Anthea 'The Body' Turner. Tune in next Sunday to catch John and Elis live: 10am-1pm on XFM.

Good news - John's back! Although he's been suffering with mouth ulcers, but don't worry he doesn't go on about it. Trauma for Elis this week too after he fell victim to a bag thief in central London. Our two heroes unsuccessfully chased the perps down Regent Street, so this week they've been asking for your tales of catching criminals and it turns out there are many brave vigilantes out there. Plus there's the usual Winner Plays On, Led Zeppelin are up for debate in Sacred Cow, and some relationship troubles are broached in Textual Healing. All this before John launches his campaign for office by asking you to keep live music alive. Join the boys live next Sunday from 10am til 1pm on Xfm.

Hello there! John is in New Zealand "blowing minds" (performing) this week, and so Elis was left to man the ship in his absence - but fear not, as a pajama-wearing Roisin Conaty stepped in (eventually) to help Elis, and John even made an appearance through the magic of the telephone. There's news of John's new Wikipedia page, mention of Gazza, and a quite incredible call in Textual Healing from Steve in Kent. Plus Elis and Roisin discuss your excuses for lateness, and Producer Simon talks us through a Marriage Preparation Class he recently attended. John will be back in the studio next week - join him and Elis next Sunday from 10am til 1pm on Xfm!

Welcome back, welcome back. This week's podcast is high stakes, as Elis and John battle it out in Winner Plays On with Elis attempting to stop John's fifth win in a row - find out if he gets to keep the trophy! And find out if pint-sized Icelandic bohemian Bjork makes it into the paddock or the abattoir in Sacred Cow. Plus the boys find out about your bizarre invented food combinations (and get an angry reaction to a peanut butter and jalapeno sandwich). There's talk of all-nighters, Elis' laissez-faire attitude, and Producer Dave has returned, which is very exciting news. John and Elis are back live next Sunday from 10am til 1pm on Xfm - see you then!

Welcome along to the best bits from comedian John Robins and sell-out Elis James. Only joking, but Elis does have news of an exciting advertising role he's taken on. There's the regular Winner Plays On, Textual Healing and Sacred Cow - will John survive nominating a quarter-Beatle for the abattoir? Plus we've got a variety of practical joke stories, some more terrifying than others, and most importantly Elis wishes Happy Birthday (Penblwydd Hapus) to John - he's a lucky guy. Tune in next Sunday to catch the boys live - 10am til 1pm on Xfm.

This week Elis and John are discussing Guilty Pleasures, so welcome back to yours. Come in, turn the volume up, don't worry we won't tell anyone. The duo talk Lady In Red and Sweet Dreams My LA Ex, plus Elis' new DIY class. There's the usual Winner Plays On, this week featuring the bizarre choice of the 1992 General Election, and Prince is up for debate in Sacred Cow. All this before John enthuses about Toto's Africa. Tune in next Sunday to catch the boys live - 10am til 1pm on Xfm.

What did he say? Elis and John are back, sorting through your and their misheard lyrics, with great appearances from TLC and The Weather Girls. As ever there's Textual Healing, Sacred Cow - this week it's Metallica up for debate - and a tense round of Winner Plays On. Plus we meet Producer Steve, who has the gift of youth but doesn't have a driving license. Tune in next Sunday from 10am til 1pm on Xfm to catch John and Elis live!

Well aren't you in for a treat - two old men talking about vinyl. Not to worry, Elis and John have got the usual wit and hijinks too, with tales of John's weekend weddingÂ? and some stories of wedding nightmares. After last week's controversy, Winner Plays On returns with some new topics, and we're introduced to Producer Simon as regular producer, Producer Dave, is away. Plus there's one of those most rare radio moments - a shout-out. John and Elis are back live next Sunday from 10am til 1pm on Xfm - see you then!

This week Elis took a look at Welsh culture whilst John debated what to wear to an upcoming wedding - he's inexperienced. Sacred Cow returned with the boys questioning the virtues of U2, and young James took us through his milk-related problem in Textual Healing. Controversy arose during Winner Plays On, with John's farthing knowledge pitted against Elis' memories of Welsh world cup qualifiers. The duo are back live next Sunday from 10am til 1pm -see you then!

Welcome back! This week John and Elis brought the usual Sacred Cow debate, taking on Jimi Hendrix, and played Winner Plays On once more. Plus the boys revealed some embarrassing tales of unrequited love, and John forced Elis through the 7 Levels of Pain. There's Zappa, broken boilers, cigars, cool parents and boy band hysteria - catch the duo live on Xfm next Sunday from 10am til 1pm.

You know the drill, more hilarity from our favourite duo. This week Elis and John took on the the nation's troublemakers and encouraged us all to stand up to idiots, including the heckler John endured who had some choice words for our loveable southern comedian. Elis recounts a quite incredible commute to the studio, and there's the usual Sacred Cow - this week The Who were called into question - and a heated battle of Winner Plays On. Everything was eclipsed, however, by The Cafetiere Challenge. Making coffee, live on the radio. It's gold. Tune in next Sunday from 10am til 1pm to catch Elis and John live on Xfm.

Elis and John are back and this week, inspired by John's childhood Farthing Set, they're taking on a range of strange collections, including the usual stacks of old NMEs and the less usual boxes of scabs. Plus their collection of youth slang continues to grow, with a handy recap ICYMI. The usual features are back too, with Pink Floyd questioned in Sacred Cows, John's Ronnie O'Sullivan taking on Elis' Manic Street Preachers in The Winner Plays On and a Textual Healing concern regarding baby voices and in joke-ingtons. The lovely pair will be back next Sunday live on XFM from 10am til 1pm - see you then!

Welcome back friends, welcome to another Elis and John podcast. This week the duo took a look at some bizarre gig souvenirs, John nailed a brand new Mick Jagger impression, and Elis called the late Jim Morrison a Sixth Form poet. Plus more Textual Healing, a sojourn to Norway, and Elis' take on what he refers to as "youth slang"Â?. Tune in next Sunday from 10am til 1pm and catch Elis and John live on Xfm.

Elis and John crash back into your ears with tales of award nominations, some bizarre birthday advice and an attack on Colchester's finest 90s Britpop-ers, Blur. There's a welcome return for Winner Plays On and Elis queries youth terminology in this crazy modern world. Tune in next Sunday from 10am til 1pm and catch Elis and John live!

They're back, like Bruce Willis and Sam Jackson, with a vengeance, and this week Elis and John have a look at some questionable cocktail inventions and take on the mighty Bruce Springsteen. Elis brags about Basingstoke and John, once again, reveals his frankly ridiculous knowledge of Queen in Winner Plays On. The boys will be back bringing more banter to the airwaves next Sunday at 10am.

Elis and John kick off their brand new show with tales of Walton-on-Thames, David Beckham's ex-girlfriend, and some Snake-from-The-Simpsons-themed advice for a concerned listener. They're such sweethearts.

Here's a taster of the new show, starting Sunday 16 February on XFM.