Enjoy these fun stories by comedian, radio presenter, musician and children's author, Andy Lee! Designed to delight children and adults alike, keep turning the pages and find out what happens when you reach the end, if you dare! Read by: Andy Lee Sound Design: Chris Marsh
Do Not Open This Book It Stinks
Poor Wizz finds himself in some extremely smelly situations, which worsen at every turn of the page. Prepare for laugh out loud and relatable moments as Wizz attempts to cope with some of the worst smells you can experience. This is the TENTH book in the Do Not Open This Book series, if you haven’t discovered the first nine….definitely DO NOT go and listen to them all now! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/4/2024 • 8 minutes, 23 seconds
Pretty Please Do Not Open This Book
Wizz is back, and this time he’s joined by his delightful friend, Nessie!
To be a good friend, Wizz will need to face his fears and accompany Nessie on stage for a dance performance….but only if you turn the pages! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/13/2023 • 7 minutes, 37 seconds
Yule Not Open This Book
This guy will do anything for you not to open this book!
Threats, bribes, reverse psychology – you name it!
A hilarious new book from radio extraordinaire and all-round funny guy, Andy Lee. Young readers will love doing everything they’re asked not to!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
11/30/2022 • 6 minutes, 25 seconds
Do Not Open This Book For Eternity
Wizz is back and travelling in a whole new way! This time there are new periods of history at every turn, as Wizz finds himself in a time-travelling adventure through moments in history.
Another hilarious story that will entertain children and adults alike.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
9/11/2022 • 6 minutes, 56 seconds
Do Not Open This Book Or Else
Wizz is back again and he does not want you to read this book, OR ELSE! He’s as cheeky as ever and he’ll do whatever he can to stop you! Find out what awaits Wizz at the end of the book! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/5/2022 • 6 minutes, 31 seconds
Do Not Open This Book Ever
Do Not Open This Book EVER! Wizz is back, and he’s up to his old tricks again. He does not want you to EVER read this book, and he’ll use every trick he can think of to stop you reaching the end! What disaster awaits at the end of the book this time? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/5/2022 • 5 minutes, 58 seconds
Definitely Do Not Open This Book
Wizz is back, and he’s up to his old tricks again. He DEFINITELY does not want you to read this book, and he’ll use every trick he can think of to stop you reaching the end! What disaster awaits at the end of the book this time?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/5/2022 • 6 minutes, 7 seconds
Seriously Do Not Open This Book
He’s back… AGAIN! This cheeky blue character is willing to forgive you for what happened last time… but he SERIOUSLY does not want you to open this book or turn its pages. What reason does he have this time?
This fun story will delight children and adults alike. Keep turning the pages and find out what happens when you reach the end all over again, if you dare!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/5/2022 • 5 minutes, 40 seconds
Do Not Open This Book
This fun story will delight children and adults alike. Keep turning the pages and find out what happens when you reach the end, if you dare! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/5/2022 • 5 minutes, 2 seconds
Do Not Open This Book Again
He’s back! And, once again, this cheeky blue character does not want you to open this book or turn its pages. What reason does he have this time? This fun story will delight children and adults alike. Keep turning the pages and find out what happens when you reach the end all over again, if you dare!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5/5/2022 • 4 minutes, 52 seconds
Do NOT Open this Book Trailer
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