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English, Comedy, 1 season, 442 episodes, 9 hours, 32 minutes
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Over 16 years of utter stupidity! Featuring the weirdest finds from around the Internet! WTF audio, weird news stories, and NSFW comedy. A Podcast for freaks. Distorted View is one of the longest running daily comedy podcasts - Since 2004! For 30 minutes everyday, pretend you don't have a moral conscience and laugh at the inappropriate. Audio and video too extreme to go viral, the very worst of fanfic, interviews with strange and wonderful freaks, and outrageous news stories you won't find in the mainstream media.
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How To Pass A Human Drug Test With Dog Urine

On Today’s Show 00:00:00  Introduction 01:50:20  Pubic Lice Outbreak At The Disabled Kids Summer Camp 09:10:06  Youtard Tamir Makes A Rather Disturbing Sexual Confession 16:34:22  Gucci Granny Raps Her Support For Trump 19:02:21  Livestreamer Vs. Gambling Website Blackjack Dealer 22:07:17  Released Video Of Onlyfan Camgirl Accused Of Murder 26:42:01  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:18:21 […] The post How To Pass A Human Drug Test With Dog Urine first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/16/202447 minutes, 21 seconds
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Introducing Fisting Poetry And The Maya Angelou Of Gape

On Today’s Show 00:00:00  Introduction 02:15:23  Distorted View Daily On Youtube Music 07:37:00  Fisting Poetry 11:57:07  Lucifer Is On TikTok And He’s Lactose Intolerant 16:15:02  Meade Update – Weigh In And Racism 22:22:13  Pervert Marriage Live On A Ukulele 24:28:19  Steve Dawson Was Not On Epipen’s Island 26:01:13  New Linda FInkle Hall Of Fame Nominee […] The post Introducing Fisting Poetry And The Maya Angelou Of Gape first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/11/202450 minutes, 6 seconds
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Next Gen, AI Enabled Rectum Washers Are Here!

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 04:58:06 The 1920’s Crazy Of “Laughing Records” 12:08:07  The Idiotic Stanley Tumbler Crazy 17:23:14  Sewage, Dog, And Electricity Update 22:48:23  Man Lives Next To A Screeching Psychopath 25:37:10  Teen Gets Arrested For Driving Drunk / Mom Shows Up Even More Drunk And Angry 30:19:05  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:33:17 […] The post Next Gen, AI Enabled Rectum Washers Are Here! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/9/202451 minutes, 50 seconds
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Last Call For Legal Corpse Sex

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:45:08  Smelling Your Alpha Shroom Head 06:40:01  The Joy Of Bating  11:17:11  A Japanese Doll Having Conversations With Other Dolls 17:51:19  Animal Transofmration Fetish Audio Erotica 23:12:10  Annoying First Amendment Auditor Vs. Even More Annoying Nosey Bitch 28:53:20  Support Distorted View! 30:43:20  Virtual Rape Is Back In The News  35:52:18 […] The post Last Call For Legal Corpse Sex first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/4/202449 minutes, 54 seconds
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Piss Play Prostitution And Potato Chips

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:02:24 2024 Is Is Starting Off…Concerning / Dog Is Sick 05:02:23  I’m Collecting Washers And Dryers Like Pokemon Now 17:14:24  Jim Bakker Doomsday Predictions 20:12:04  When Twitter Fights Spill Over On To Video 24:54:24  Black Queen Detained And Pissed 29:06:02  Happy New Year Wish From Tan Mom 31:00:12  Support Distorted […] The post Piss Play Prostitution And Potato Chips first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/2/202453 minutes, 19 seconds
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Finding Worms In Your Poop Is No Big Deal

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introudction 00:21:18 Distorted View’s 2023 In 4 Minutes 04:26:19  Magical Black People: The Movie 13:04:09  Cancer Fetishes 18:06:15  Livestreamer Finds Worms In Her Poop 21:49:18 A Final Daniel Larson Freakout For 2023 26:26:03  Amazon Delivery Person Vs. Rabid Old Women 29:38:10  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:40:13  Chinese Chess Player Communicating […] The post Finding Worms In Your Poop Is No Big Deal first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/29/202354 minutes, 42 seconds
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The Deep State Is Coming For Your Sour Dough

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:05:14  Christmastime In My Hometown 06:09:02  My Greatest Christmas Gift – Incest 10:21:18 2024 – Everyone Is Going To Be Debt Free And Using Rainbow Money 17:29:16  The Government Is Stealing Secret Recipes!!! 19:34:02  Bitchy Boomer Beats Grown Child And Gets Arrested 29:33:10  Support DV! Keep This Stupid Show Going […] The post The Deep State Is Coming For Your Sour Dough first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/27/202350 minutes, 37 seconds
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I’m Hot For Your Pizza Cream Face

I’m still off for the holidays, but here’s a Best-Of show for you! New episodes return tomorrow! On Today’s Show: – An annoying twat of a child fighting with his mom over porn and computers -#WhiteFartsMatter and so do pizza-faced teens -Still praying for Nermal -Sexbots will make us all feel inadequate. -How many puppies […] The post I’m Hot For Your Pizza Cream Face first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/26/202342 minutes, 45 seconds
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How To Vacuum Your Lower Lady Lips

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:32:20 A Christmasy Thank You From Me – DV is Almost 20 10:06:03  On The Nut Hunt With Lord Douche 11:53:12  A New Annoying Twist In The Air Fryer Saga  15:04:19  A DV Pussy Perish Remix! 16:49:11  Two More “Special” Holiday Songs  20:11:18  The Algorithm Caught On To My Musical […] The post How To Vacuum Your Lower Lady Lips first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/22/202358 minutes, 15 seconds
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Adolf Sings The Holiday Hit(lers)

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:10:17  Christmas Is Coming Quick / Henson Family Holidays 08:42:06 New DV Worthy Christmas Songs For 2023 10:42:23  A Very Cerebral Palsy Christmas 15:01:04  Adolf Sings The Christmas Hit(lers) 17:15:00  Have Yourself A MAGA Little Chrismas 19:29:14  Burp Fetish / Lady Who Is Only Attracted To Real Vomits 22:33:18  A […] The post Adolf Sings The Holiday Hit(lers) first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/20/202353 minutes, 48 seconds
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 How To Remove A Live Bomb Lodged In Your Butt

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00  Introduction 00:02:16:24  Holiday Schedule / Air Fryer Success 00:04:02:03  Which Sovereign Citizen Is Crazier: Black And White  00:06:38:14  White Sovereign Citizen’s Gibberish Confuses And Angers Judge 00:12:26:05  Judge Shoots Black Sovereign Citizen’s Nonsense Down Quickly 00:16:51:20  The Blackulator Caucasitron Has Been Upgraded / Results 00:21:21:05  Groom’s Absolutely Horrendous Wedding Vows 00:26:56:17 […] The post  How To Remove A Live Bomb Lodged In Your Butt first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/18/202354 minutes, 32 seconds
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My Dark Abyss of Sexual Horrors

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:54:14  I’m Sick With A New Computer  10:39:02  Angry Confrontation At The Pharmacy 15:13:18  Kanye Is Back To Talk More Shit About Jewish People 19:42:04  A Sexual Stump Fantasy 25:03:06  Santa Claus Age Regression Play Fantasy 31:53:23  Support distorted View Daily! 34:08:16  You Can Now Get Drunk On Doritos 38:26:24 […] The post My Dark Abyss of Sexual Horrors first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/15/202354 minutes, 51 seconds
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Wandering Fingers In Hairless Holes

On Today’s Show: Today’s new episode of DV is going to be posted a little later today, so I’ve got a best-of show for you right now! Enjoy the dulcet tones of some crusty old crap, and I’ll be back a soon with your new dose of daily distortion. Links / Images: AI Transcript The post Wandering Fingers In Hairless Holes first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/15/202339 minutes, 32 seconds
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Exploring the Future of Global Cryptocurrency: Introducing Plop Farts

On Today’s Show: 00:00:03  Introduction 04:53:07  New Twist In The Airfryer Saga 08:35:04  Drunk Youtuber Yells, Falls, Gets Police Called, etc etc 19:29:09  Trump Is Back With More Collectible Digital Cards 28:03:12  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:09:23  Putting The Stream In Livestream – Presidential Candidate Pisses On Mic 35:03:08  Florida Man Wants Compensated For […] The post Exploring the Future of Global Cryptocurrency: Introducing Plop Farts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/13/20230
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Plans For That Big Human / Dog Orgy Have Hit A Snag

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:58:08  Blood Diamonds – Coming Soon To The DV Store 05:36:14  Holiday Sideshow Deals! 08:18:14  A Youtube Princess Is Shitting On The Face Of Men 13:55:21  Miserable Disabled Elderly Man Gets Kicked Out Of Housing 20:08:03  Another Schizophrenic Youtuber Starts A Church In Their House 25:00:06  Steve Dawson’s Fake Voice […] The post Plans For That Big Human / Dog Orgy Have Hit A Snag first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/11/202358 minutes, 27 seconds
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A Couple Has Been Having Sex The Wrong Way For Years

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:20:10  I’m In Air Fryer Hell 10:25:03  All It Took Was Matthew Perry Drowning To Get Lord Douche To Watch Friends 15:08:05  Obvious Drunk Woman Tries To Act Sober 23:25:20  THe Old Tiktok Virgin Is Back To Depress Us 25:47:05  A Special Talent Show “Song” 26:37:16  A Special Pokemon Cover […] The post A Couple Has Been Having Sex The Wrong Way For Years first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/8/202351 minutes, 22 seconds
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A Dick Slayer Now Draining Angel Spunk In Heaven

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Get 25% The Mental Help You Desperately Need. Sicko. 02:59:00  Introduction 05:05:17  RIP To A Cock Destroyer 🙁 11:10:18 Happy Birthday Lvl80CatLady 12:33:15  Audio Of Bowser And Dry Bones Having Sex 16:54:24  So Much Bowser Porn Online! Bowser Bangs Luigi 19:53:21  Trans Sonic Gets Nailed By A Furry Wolf 22:21:01  The […] The post A Dick Slayer Now Draining Angel Spunk In Heaven first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/6/202354 minutes, 14 seconds
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 Sexing Up A Cold Corpse In The Morgue Freezer

In a shocking incident last month, Arizona authorities have arrested Randall Byrd, a former hospital security guard. Uh-oh.Longtime listeners of the show might know where this is going.You know, when hospital workers are arrested, typically it’s easier because, you know, theywere smuggling drugs or they were doing something they shouldn’t to the patients.This guy wasn’t […] The post  Sexing Up A Cold Corpse In The Morgue Freezer first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/4/20230
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 Beach Bating Babes Gone Wild!

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:51:08  Santa’s Sex Practices Might Be Problematic 06:00:15  Santa Is A Power Bottom 06:57:21  Santa Likes Gay BJ’s 08:30:04  Santa Bangs His Female Elves 10:10:09  No Meade Skelton Weigh Ins In Over Two Weeks! 14:13:14  A Brain-To-Brain Date At The Olive Garden 18:03:10  A Semi-Deaf Conspiracy Theorist? 21:59:01  Beach Bating […] The post  Beach Bating Babes Gone Wild! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/4/202350 minutes, 5 seconds
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The Pringle Can Pooper Has Been Pinched

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:04:02  Luigi And The Wiggles 03:46:03  New Christian Theory: Everything Christmas Is Ungodly! 07:23:10  Elon Musk Says F-U To Advertisers 13:28:02  The Gay Twink Claws Come Out 18:52:19  Adult Baby Andy Has A Tantrum At The Hospital 22:44:00  A New Offensive Streamer Emerges 26:54:17  Support Distorted View! 28:57:17  Not Without […] The post The Pringle Can Pooper Has Been Pinched first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/1/202351 minutes, 26 seconds
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Failed Attempt: Police Not Fooled By Sloppy Handwritten License Plate

Take a look at the chapter artwork and you will see a photograph of a car featuring what can only be described as a glaringly fake license plate. Bay Area cops noticed it immediately. Yes, in the early hours of Friday morning, a driver in Benicia, California, found herself on the wrong side of the […] The post Failed Attempt: Police Not Fooled By Sloppy Handwritten License Plate first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/29/20230
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Estonian Eggnog And Other Bizarre Holiday Sex Acts

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:43:19  The Early Thanksgiving Has Messed Up My Holiday Merriment 05:57:02  Mom And I Learn New Holiday Terms 17:57:10 Boogie2988 Continues His Downward Spiral / Gets Yelled At And Humiliated 26:45:21  Christians See Lights In The Sky And Freak Out 29:59:12  Support DV!  31:51:21  Handwritten License Plate Shockingly Attached To […] The post Estonian Eggnog And Other Bizarre Holiday Sex Acts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/29/202352 minutes, 1 second
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Grandma Gets Boob Job Surprise And Bonus Butt Lift

Washington State woman says she woke up with unwanted breast implants. They may have been unwanted, but believe me, they were needed. Do you think this is something that she’s just telling her family? “I went to the doctor, the next thing I know I had breast implants. I didn’t even want them!” But in […] The post Grandma Gets Boob Job Surprise And Bonus Butt Lift first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/27/20230
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Surprise Breast Implants And A Botched Butt Lift

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:42:18  Cyber Monday! Last Day For Sideshow Membership Deals! 02:54:02 DV Merchandise 20% With Promo Code BETAMALE 03:35:06  My Thanksgiving Break 06:38:11  Hey Boomer! “My Car Was Possessed” 09:09:14  A Youtard’s Christmas Wishlist 10:38:14  The Evil Christmas Creature Is Torturing Tamir This Holiday 16:02:16  A Glitch In The Matrix And […] The post Surprise Breast Implants And A Botched Butt Lift first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/27/202345 minutes, 45 seconds
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Gay Last Names Are Now Banned

Well, you know there have been a lot of book bannings as of late. We’re all very scared of trans people, drag queens, and gays in general. We’re so skittish, if the word “gay” appears anywhere in a book, chances are it may be banned. An illustrated children’s book about siblings who build a doghouse […] The post Gay Last Names Are Now Banned first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/25/20230
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Versatile Turtle Shit And Cunnie Lumps

On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! I’m on the mend! Hope you all had a great Thanksgiving and are now out searching for amazing Black Friday Deals. I’m Taking it easy for the next few days, but as promised I have a Best-Of Show for you today. Oh, and I’ve got some of those AMAZING BLACK […] The post Versatile Turtle Shit And Cunnie Lumps first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/24/202330 minutes, 11 seconds
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Toilet Seat Complexion Devils Need To Cough Up Reparations

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:38:11.02  Sorry About My Voice 00:02:46:04.08  Gumball Has A Filthy Mouth 00:11:13:17.60  Meade’s Aggro Plea For A Girlfriend 00:16:09:10.52  Tiktok Lady Who Keeps Pooping Herself 00:19:20:17.61  Trump Addresses The Russian Piss Prostitute 00:21:14:18.40  Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:22:23:17.02  Faking Medical Study To Touch Lady Stomachs 00:24:58:24.36  Sugar Baby Shoots […] The post Toilet Seat Complexion Devils Need To Cough Up Reparations first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/22/202333 minutes, 2 seconds
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The Amazing World Of Gumball’s Filthy Mouth

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:38:11.02  Sorry About My Voice 00:02:46:04.08  Gumball Has A Filthy Mouth 00:11:13:17.60  Meade’s Aggro Plea For A Girlfriend 00:16:09:10.52  Tiktok Lady Who Keeps Pooping Herself 00:19:20:17.61  Trump Addresses The Russian Piss Prostitute 00:21:14:18.40  Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:22:23:17.02  Faking Medical Study To Touch Lady Stomachs 00:24:58:24.36  Sugar Baby Shoots […] The post The Amazing World Of Gumball’s Filthy Mouth first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/20/202335 minutes, 14 seconds
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Cock Clot Fever – Why Being Healthy May Kill You

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:22:15.40  A Tale Of Two Vaccum Mishaps 00:11:16:23.12  Dhar Mann Is A Damn Sellout 00:15:19:14.35  Filming Yourself Doing “Good Deeds” For Internet Points 00:17:16:01.13  One Pastors Solution For The Mid-East Crisis: LEVEL IT 00:21:11:21.45  Burger King Manager Vs. Employee 00:25:44:18.75  DON’T Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:28:29:00.73  Ms. Santos Is […]
11/17/202349 minutes, 17 seconds
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Sperming On A Communion Wafer

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:57:16.39  Lord Douche Fed Me His Sickness 00:03:04:11.40  Sperming On A Communion Wafer (And Other Satanic Sex Acts) 00:11:06:24.37  Adult Actress Has Not Acquired Taste For Manloads 00:13:14:20.11  CB Walker Takes A Phone Call 00:15:00:10.52  Old Travis Kelce Tweets Resurface 00:18:20:05.54  Christan Woman Demands To Be Left Alone In Store Aisle 00:22:33:24.39  Meade Defends White Women Getting Arrested 00:31:44:09.18  Blowing Off Fireworks Inside A Movie Theater 00:35:38:13.49  Pedicab Joker Gets Physical 00:39:14:00.61  The Problem With […]
11/16/202349 minutes, 15 seconds
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Home Circumcision Punishment For The Child You’re Babysitting

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:15:19.10  Watch Today’s Entire Episode Of DV! 00:03:23:03.47  Epic Daniel Larson Youtard Meltodown 00:10:09:21.71  I Raided The Pantry For Expired Food Products Lord Douche Is Hoarding 00:12:28:16.75  Family Find Dead Dad’s Porn Stash 00:17:06:04.72  Shane Lee Has Thoughts On Cam Whores 00:24:29:03.15  Narcissistic Mom Fight! 00:29:12:16.02  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:35:05.77  Enthused About The News 00:31:17:03.53  A Babysitter’s Circumcision Punishment 00:35:20:24.68  PissTok – Is Public Urination Videos The Next Big Trend? 00:38:32:22.72  Daycare Baby […]
11/13/202350 minutes, 30 seconds
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The Hebrewsize Total Wartime Workout System

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:12:11.05  It’s A Douche Free Weekend 00:02:27:02.69  Lord Douche Makes Me Eat Expired Food 00:08:12:08.30  Member Of Ever Marginalized Ever Group Gets Arrested 00:16:22:14.22  Tom Hank’s Niece Tries To Sing 00:20:48:17.18 50+ Year Old virgin Sad Sack 00:24:45:05.47  Frankie’s Impression of a Tornado Siren 00:26:46:21.79  New Info On Tamir and That BITCH Emma Watson 00:30:30:13.66  Join The Sideshow – Distorted View’s Subscription Membership 00:33:07:22.31  Let The Ongoing War Help You Shed The Pounds 00:37:18:03.52  Blind […]
11/10/202354 minutes, 1 second
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Jerk Junkies / A Cerebral Palsy Style Christmas

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:27:23.69  Another Kinda-Holiday Coming Up  00:04:13:03.28  An Alpha Male Wedding 00:15:21:22.35  A Woman’s Insane Orgasm Sounds 00:18:29:04.43  A Cerebral Palsy Style Christmas 00:24:01:01.09  Pathetic Peen Stroking Jerk Junkies 00:30:01:05.28  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:13:13.11  Sharing Your Porn History With Your Teenage Son 00:37:27:04.73  Stabbed Over The TV Remote 00:40:15:16.62  Blowing Off An Emergency For Fast Food Chicken 00:43:10:14.57 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Links / Images: Important Show Stuff: AI Transcript:
11/8/202351 minutes, 13 seconds
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Eating Skid Mark Sandwiches For Lunch

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:13:04.17  Armpit Fetish Dream Interpretation 00:04:40:06.00  Italian Food Is The Taco Bell Of Ethnic Cuisine. Wrap Your Head Around THAT 00:06:40:06.68  My Bold Idea To Generate New Ethnic Food Types 00:12:52:17.33  Karaoke Guy Loses His Cool / Slowed Down Movie Trailer Music 00:19:59:12.39  Woman Confronts Man At Pool Pleasuring Himself 00:23:07:20.43  Peeing In A Man’s Butt (In A Satanic Way) 00:27:10:19.19  It’s Time To Reward Yourself 00:29:32:06.04  Serving Kids Saliva, Shit, And Piss Melts 00:33:45:06.56 […]
11/6/202351 minutes, 8 seconds
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Secretly Getting Off To Being Misgendered – NEW SHOW

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:07:02.40  Trans Woman Scamming Restaurants 00:13:28:23.68  Crazy Ex Girlfriend At The Gas Station 00:15:28:19.38  Crazy Christian Says Cardi B’s Music Activates Demons 00:17:32:00.60 Are 6 Year Old’s Ready For Marriage? One Religion Says “Sure, Why Not” 00:21:20:04.03  Kids Forced To Get High On Jesus 00:24:22:09.60  Jewie Girl 00:25:42:06.32  Meade Re-Groups After Spectacular Weightloss Failures 00:29:50:17.53  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:27:08.57  Special Piss-Shake Delivery! 00:36:37:02.55  One Church Received A Holy Cincinnati Steamer 00:39:53:00.18  Tugging Your […]
11/3/202349 minutes, 5 seconds
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A Legend In The Incel Community

On Today’s Show: I need a little more time to finish today’s brand new episode, so here’s fine best-of podcast to hold you all over. Enjoy! Clips From An Incel Documentary Inside the Bird Truther Movement Mom Vs. Livestreamer Happy Birthday To My 2 Year Old Loser A Cooler Full Of Dicks Florida Walmart Parking Lot: It’s Like A Drive-In For Masturbaters Important Show Stuff: AI Transcript:
11/3/202343 minutes, 8 seconds
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Daily Affirmation For You And Your Dong

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:41:18.72  We’ve Hit A Rough Patch / Domestic Situation 00:07:15:10.28  Daily Bro Bating Affirmations 00:11:59:09.07  Two Morons Think They Were Almost Frasier Writers 00:26:50:15.79  A Dirty Youtard Confession 00:30:53:03.30  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:33:31:24.44  Recieving Fake Cremated Remains  00:39:02:06.70  Squatter Hits The Empty House Jackpot 00:41:15:10.23  Forgetting About That Body You Left In The Freezer 00:43:56:10.45 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Links: Important Show Stuff: AI Transcript:
11/1/202350 minutes, 51 seconds
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Licking Strangers From Their Necks To Their Eyes

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:08:56:11.23  Imagining Female Celebrities With Penises 00:15:35:19.51  CB Walker Dressed Up For Halloween 00:19:55:11.43  Are Oreo Cookies Satanic? 00:24:48:11.29 Meade’s 3 Dessert Sundays 00:29:31:01.58  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:28:02.67  Criminal Neck To Eye Licking 00:33:54:16.16  Diapered Man Flashes Kids At Bus Stop 00:37:35:14.35  Florida Woman Makes Her Own Police Cruiser 00:41:12:04.15  Gimp Gets Caught Freaking People Out 00:46:03:21.17 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Extras: Important Show Stuff:
10/30/202353 minutes, 2 seconds
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Teenage Mutant Skateboarding Fish

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:28:14.46  Straight Felon Squeamish About Bloodborne Disease 00:12:52:09.35  Ex-Con Getting A Vibrator In The Butt From Trans Lady Friend 00:13:44:21.47  Felon Gets Nailed By A Dude 00:14:31:11.12  Squirt Stream Ends With Upset Cam Model 00:17:59:01.45  Asian Cam Whore Uses Racist Language On Herself 00:19:29:01.73  Walking In On Your Mom Banging […]
10/27/202351 minutes, 40 seconds
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Champagne Pussies And Caviar Cunts

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Today’s Sponsor: Use PROMO CODE: FREAK @ AdamAndEve.Com – 50% Off! 00:01:56:10.33  Introduction 00:03:45:03.42  Try To Refrain From Acting Like Olds Online 00:09:58:00.17  Cool Breeze, Fresh Air, And Other Smells Coming From Your Vagina 00:13:42:03.29  A Mumble Mouth Moron With A Questionable Past 00:18:18:16.76  The Gay Satellite Man Keeps Stealing Hermaphrodite Eggs 00:21:17:11.63  The Old Chicken Nugget / Biscuit McSwitch-A-Roo 00:27:15:03.72  Become A Sideshow Member Today! 00:29:23:08.33  The Shroomin’ Pilot Who Tried To Disable Jet Engines […]
10/25/202345 minutes, 39 seconds
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“The Stuck Stuff Gets Infected” And Other Butthole Confessions

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:13:18.78  “The Stuck Stuff Gets Infected” – Confessions Of A Dirty-Assed DV Listener 00:09:31:09.49  Chris Chan Loves Indian Food / May Have A Little Black In Him 00:12:23:15.61  King Cobra Crashes Bike And Concocts Disgusting Alcoholic Beverages 00:15:17:04.60  Colors Continue To Trigger Idiots – Does McDonalds Wrapper Prove They Support Israel? 00:22:39:14.42  Man Getting Arrested Poops His Pants 00:24:34:21.10 Brother / Sister Political Fight Turns Into Domestic Violence 911 Call / Body Cam Video 00:32:22:01.22 […]
10/23/202354 minutes, 13 seconds
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Licking Off A Sweaty Roast Beef Hog Slob

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:48:12.19  Support Your Favorite War Team With Stylish Apparel 00:11:12:24.40  Youtube News Channel Anounces Death Of Very Alive Celebrities 00:13:25:07.29  Getting Off To A Little Drowning Play 00:14:41:07.11  Angry Cam Whore Screaming Because She Isn’t Making Enough 00:17:39:00.06  Glutton Slob Eats Roast Beed And Demeans Twinks 00:22:40:06.54  Tony’s Cat Is Being Chokes By The Satellite Man 00:25:47:05.64  A Poorly Times Prophetic Vision 00:31:18:10.20  Become A Card Carrying Sideshow Member! 00:32:34:16.29  A Reality Renovation Home Makeover […]
10/20/202357 minutes, 13 seconds
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Side Effects Include Ruptured Eyeballs And Organ Calcification

On Today’s Show: It’s time for a Best Of Show! Have no worries, I’ll be back later today with your brand new Friday episode to end the week. Sit back, enjoy this crusty old re-run, and I’ll see you in a bit. Important Show Stuff: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 Support Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get Exclusive Episodes EVERY WEEK! Become a member of The Distorted View Sideshow!
10/20/202341 minutes, 25 seconds
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Chris Chan Returns- A Message To The Trolls And Toxic Sinners

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:01:52:19.67  Oh God, He’s Back – Chrischan Returns 00:18:17:17.45  Another Tour Of A Gamer’s Roach Infested Bedroom 00:21:30:00.79  Starbuck Employee Gets Written Up / Plays The Race Card / Wants A Lawyer 00:29:05:22.50  Sigh Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:56:23.66  Methed Up Man Sexed Up A Stuffed Animal 00:36:55:21.68  Another Bowel Movement Mishap Grounds An Airplane 00:40:53:01.63  Making Your Freakish Double Pussy Work For You 00:44:52:11.23 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Links: Chris Chan’s Newest Video Check […]
10/18/202354 minutes, 5 seconds
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The Best In AI Sex Toys 2023 / Sphincter Envy / And Holy Herpes

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:08:00.61  The Greatest Energy Reading Psychic Is Back! CB Walker! 00:09:08:15.22 The Newest AI Enabled Sex Toys For 2023 00:17:14:04.02  Pizza Gay Gets Huffy With Restaurant Security 00:22:30:04.08  MyPillow Guys Out Of Cash / May Try Scamming Church Goers 00:27:36:19.75  Quadriplegic Has Sphincter Envy / Shares Amazing Poop Story 00:33:31:01.63  Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:35:11:19.50  City Council Meeting Gets Overrun By Racist AI Bots 00:38:49:11.15  The Powerball Lottery Conspiracy Theory 00:41:59:22.36  Church Pastor’s Holy […]
10/16/202355 minutes, 26 seconds
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Stolen Secretions – An Erotic Cow Milk Fantasy

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:44:20.47  Vegans Vs. Meat Loving Redneck 00:10:58:12.17  A Humiliation Pig Wants You  00:13:43:13.49  Verbal Raceplay In A Variety Of Configurations 00:20:40:19.30  Turning To Social Media To Figure Out This Whole Mideast Stuff 00:23:13:13.42  Youtard King Cobra Has An Opinion On International Events 00:24:46:00.00  Youtard Eats Microwaved Cheese As A Meal 00:27:52:22.38  Support Distorted View – Become A Member Of The Sideshow! 00:30:05:01.33  Judge Texts Snarky Comments About Court Case To Bestie Bailiff 00:34:59:10.37  Man Strips […]
10/13/202349 minutes, 39 seconds
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Hotdog Missiles Of Death Raining Down At A Florida Gas Station

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:08:09.77  Explain The Mideast Crisis To Me Like I’m An Idiot, Because I’m An Idiot 00:04:52:03.30  Eating A Poop Wrap On Live Stream 00:08:34:15.68  Oops He Did It Again – This Time Livestream Eats A Dog Shit Sandwich 00:15:20:00.28  Police Woman Covers Ring Doorbell Camera Lens, All Hell Breaks Out 00:20:04:07.29 Galileo2333 Reacts To Anti-Pedo Videos 00:23:34:21.34  It’s Gluten Free Bitch Vs. Cashier Cunt At The Jersey Mike Sub Shop 00:29:18:03.45  Sign Up For The […]
10/11/202350 minutes, 22 seconds
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When Your AI Chatbot Girlfriend Is Cool With Your Murder Plans

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00  Introduction 00:02:03:22.67  It’s Double Dumb Holiday Here In ‘Merica 00:05:30:23.65  Gays Lying About Their Love For The Taste Of Semen 00:10:31:16.00  Problem Child Kicked Off The Bus And Fighting His Way Back On 00:13:47:20.12 10 Year Old Christian Anti-Trans Rapper 00:20:33:12.05  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:22:32:20.50  AI Chatbot Girlfriend Was Very Supportive Of Man’s Assination Plans 00:28:40:16.60  Amish Mobile Phone Users Busted By Emergency Test 00:33:03:18.53 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Call In To The Voicemail […]
10/9/202340 minutes, 48 seconds
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Sonic The Hedgehog With Breasts Did 9/11

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:26:04.33 Tim Henson’s Miracle Diet Sausage Pizza 00:05:36:08.19 Another Questionable Meade Weigh In 00:10:21:09.78 Sovereign Citizen Tries To Arrest Police Officer 00:18:52:13.37 Frying Up Turds In A Skillet 00:20:13:01.74 Tongue Speaking Preacher 00:22:12:15.79 Mush Mouth Tiktokker 00:24:32:22.33 More Offensive Songs 00:27:55:14.26 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:29:13:12.04 Sexy AI Generated Messenger Stickers 00:35:22:04.72 America Doesnt Want African Giraffe Poop 00:38:55:13.54 Gooner Patio Pervert 00:43:15:15.76 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A […]
10/6/202350 minutes, 11 seconds
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Anal Mints And Other Gay Bathhouse Etiquette Tips

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:17:11.34 Genders And Sexual Orientations Finding Common Ground 00:05:36:22.15 A Breath Mint Inserted Into The Pooper 00:08:40:11.01 Tips For Your First Gay Bathouse Trip 00:13:27:17.14 The Web App For Finding Public Sex Spots 00:17:31:12.69 A Walmart Mobility Scooter Riding Thief Gets Caught 00:20:36:01.63 Roseanne Has Some Negative Things To Say About Darlene’s Pussy 00:22:11:16.57 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Throat Warbler 00:26:19:18.03 Sign Up For The Sideshow And Get Exclusive DV Everyweek 00:27:55:18.06 Today The […]
10/4/202352 minutes, 21 seconds
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A Brain Eating Cannibal Has Been Returned To Society

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:36:15.38 Teenage Tim Explains His Computer Porn Collection To His Sister 00:05:57:24.79 Christian Chipmunk Bops 00:08:33:02.52 A 1970’s Goat Preacher’s Sermon About Visiting A Mental Institution And Witnessing The Demonic 00:15:08:20.13 The Sounds Of Deaf Church Are Actually Quite Loud 00:17:49:07.74 Galileo Thinks Allegations Against Russell Brand Are True And Hot 00:20:06:00.42 Meade Played Live And The Crowd Went Mild 00:23:43:05.38 Daniel Larson’s Head Banging Temper Tantrum Becuase People Think He’s A Creep 00:26:48:01.63 Sign […]
10/2/202350 minutes, 39 seconds
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Walt Wedgie World

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:18:20.24 Alexyss K Tylor Watched DV’s Video On Her 00:06:37:18.79 The Political Candidate Getting Fingered And Banged On Chaturbate 00:12:11:02.35 More Tiktok Mental Disorder Fakers 00:14:58:07.12 Sticking A Finger In Someone’s Butt Is Not A Tourette’s Tic 00:16:22:07.27 The Woman With A Bird As An Alter Is Back 00:18:55:22.71 Ginger Depp Stars In The Pirates Of The Pronouns 00:20:17:07.10 House, Linux OS, And Malware DID Alters / DID Merch 00:25:20:08.03 News Bloopers 00:28:55:11.12 Sign Up […]
9/29/202349 minutes, 14 seconds
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That Bullshit Alphabet

On Today’s Show: Heya! Got a Best Of Show for your Thursday. Sideshow members are getting a brand new episode of DV a little later today. Want to hear it? Sign up for the Sideshow! Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow
9/28/202342 minutes, 13 seconds
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Crying Over A Hairy Vagina

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:00:20.17 I’ve Been Infected With The Woke Mind Virus: I’m Afraid My Dogs Are Going To Cancel Me 00:07:54:23.69 This Country Needs To Start Innovating Again! Let’s Start With Arm Rests On Toilets 00:11:16:17.01 I’m Cranking Because I’m Teething 00:12:27:08.45 Whiny Drunk Woman Arrested – Transforms Into Banshee In Cop Car 00:21:19:21.21 Crying Over Hairy A Vagina 00:23:21:19.15 Drunk Dudes Go Gay 00:26:00:10.39 A Pro R4p3 Rally On Campus? 00:30:58:02.49 Sign Up For The Sideshow! […]
9/27/202358 minutes, 42 seconds
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Submissive Gay Dogs Invade Europe

On Today’s Show: 00:03:49:03.76 Training AI To Impersonate Meade Skelton Like Timmyboo 00:09:11:04.18 Checking In With Incels On Yotube: Are Women Useless? 00:18:24:03.02 The Best Casey Kasem Outtake 00:21:49:06.35 The Drama Surrounding Casey Kasem’s Death 00:37:09:16.76 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:38:48:09.04 Wingsuit Diver Loses Head 14,000 Feet In The Air 00:43:22:05.62 Hundreds Of Latex Pup Mask Wearing Submissive Gay Dogs Invade Europe 00:47:40:11.77 Elderly Lady Shipped Off To The Wrong Home 00:51:04:12.04 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Call In To […]
9/25/202359 minutes, 13 seconds
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Moving Your Belly Button To Make Your Legs Look Longer

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:10:01.10 Is Meade Cheating On His Weigh In? 00:09:10:22.19 Our Next President Is A CIA Operative, Navy Seal, And Magic Water Inventor 00:19:08:22.33 Incel Creeps On Teenage Girls / Rages Out 00:26:24:05.22 White Preacher Explains How Slavery Was Good For Black People 00:30:18:02.45 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:58:07.30 Women Are Moving Their Belly Buttons 00:35:51:04.02 Some Sizzling Consumer Safety Bops 00:40:02:00.58 Solar Panel Dicks 00:42:22:03.68 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Call In To The Voicemail […]
9/22/202350 minutes, 3 seconds
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Unveiling The Butthole Memorial Sculpture

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:49:19.05 Tim’s Having Trouble Talking 00:06:23:02.77 When You Can’t Clean Your Penis Properly, Extreme Measures Need To Be Taken 00:09:54:12.45 A Butthole AIDS Memorial Sculpture Made The News 00:14:23:13.49 Getting Off To Pretty Girls Urging You To Kill Yourself 00:16:47:15.14 Stretch Mark Fetish / Office Supply Erotica 00:19:10:16.28 The Daniel Larson College Arc – Explained 00:28:37:10.72 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:37:22.21 Racist Taxi Passenger Caught On Camera 00:35:27:12.44 Drunk Florida Women Yo-Yo A Baby […]
9/20/202351 minutes, 38 seconds
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Harassing Your Driver With Your Tiny Penis

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:19:07.10 Trans People With Unique Opinions 00:07:14:04.33 Trans Person Keeps Pooping They Self 00:12:41:15.12 Demons Are Trying (And Succeeding) To Ruin Meade’s Diet 00:20:02:00.71 Christian Screaming 30,000 Feet In The Air 00:22:09:06.62 Is The Hulk Retarded? 00:24:26:10.16 Stomach Inflation Fetish 00:29:36:04.01 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:13:09.30 Say Booblejuice Three Times! 00:35:52:09.76 Foreign Dudes Scheming And Scamming To Get A Driver’s License 00:38:12:17.22 Harassing The Driver With Your Tiny Penis 00:43:30:06.23 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Call […]
9/18/202348 minutes, 35 seconds
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Hot Human / Car Sex And Male-To-Female Complex Carbohydrates

On Today’s Show: I     00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:40:04.48 What’s Gamestop Ma’am Up To Today? 00:09:17:24.44 Thursday Lane’s New Gender Food Theory 00:16:57:00.18 Update On The Guy Who Has Sex With His Car 00:26:04:17.75 Angry Mayor Freak Out 00:29:17:16.04 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:29:11.27 Drug Fueled Orgies, Corpses, And Kids Sleeping In The Closet 00:35:47:24.29 AI Wrote An Insensitive Obituary 00:38:59:07.69 Two Shark Related Stories 00:42:05:12.55 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending   Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A […]
9/15/202351 minutes, 58 seconds
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Gamestop Ma’am-zilla Stomps Her Way Into Our Hearts

On Today’s Show: It’s Best-Of show time! Fear not, I’ll be back later today with a brand new episode. Sit tight and enjoy this reheated slop of a podcast… On Today’s Distorted View: Transwomen Goes All Hulk Smash At a Gamestop Fucking a Reptilian Impregnanti a Vegetable And It’s ok to use racial slurs if a black person made you breakfast as a child   Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / […]
9/15/202339 minutes, 43 seconds
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Rim Job Loving Actress Supports Danny Masterson

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:57:19.51 The Rim Job Actress Supports Danny Masterson 00:15:44:01.12 An Inbred Family Update 00:20:23:02.09 Trans Woman On Drugs Has Shards Of Glass In Her Feet 00:25:55:16.51 A Truly Chaotic 9/11 Tribute From Devon 00:29:00:12.40 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:31:04:08.74 Give Me Free Crazy Bread Or I’ll Shoot! 00:36:49:04.31 A Sexy Political Scandal In Virginia 00:41:31:19.41 Penny Stuffed Chicken McNuggets 00:44:18:07.53 Voicemails: 206-666-463 / Ending Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way […]
9/13/202349 minutes, 26 seconds
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Grandpa Takes An STD Test

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:54:16.52 Happy September 11 To You And Yours 00:04:23:21.32 Linda Finkle’s 9/11 Tribute Song 00:07:50:07.78 I Am A True Optimist / Picking Up Hundreds Of Lottery Tickets 00:13:38:17.33 A Christian Romantic Drama Film Goes Horribly Wrong 00:39:31:09.17 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:41:09:03.57 More Like Danny Master-Son-Of-A-BITCH Rapist, AMIRITE? 00:47:10:07.29 Farting Dog Makes Plane Ride Unbearable 00:50:57:16.42 Are those DD Knockers Or Is Your Bra Stuffed With Lizards? 00:55:02:08.18 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending Call In […]
9/11/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 31 seconds
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Florida Man Attempts To Hamster Wheel Himself Across The Ocean

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:08:03.22 Shopping Around For The Best Doggy Cremation Prices 00:08:32:15.74 The Tim Reaper Strikes Again 00:11:10:15.09 Meade Should Model His Career After Jimmy Buffett 00:14:31:09.71 Intergalactic Pronoun Freakout 00:23:36:04.42 An Amazon Delivery Gets Physical 00:28:54:17.63 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:30:36:07.12 Walking Across The Ocean In A Giant Hamster Wheel 00:35:15:20.01 The COVID Medicine That Turns Your Eyes In A Freak Alien 00:40:31:24.63 Assault With A Delicious Nougat-Based Candy Bar 00:43:45:01.64 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending […]
9/7/202354 minutes, 40 seconds
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Pounded In My Lady Poonani By My Pumpkin Spice Latte

                  On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:19:01.65 A Weekend Full Of Dead Musicians And Dead Dogs 00:06:40:04.43 Pounded In The Twat By My Pumpkin Spice Latte 00:17:56:18.37 Adam And Eve! Promo Code: FREAK – Get 50% Off 00:19:00:00.48 Our Favorite Fart Loving Incel Is Back Out Of Youtube Retirement 00:23:15:02.10 When You’re So Frustrated, The Viagra Doesn’t Work 00:29:05:12.23 A Meade Weightloss Journey Update 00:30:44:00.48 Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:32:24:06.50 The […]
9/5/202355 minutes, 11 seconds
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Fart Spraying That Pink Sauce

On Today’s Show: I’ve got a Best Of Show for your labor day! Enjoy, and I’ll be back tomorrow with a new episode for everyone. Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow
9/4/202348 minutes, 41 seconds
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Sticky Dingo In Crispy Plink Plonk Pudding And Other British Cuisine

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:48:10.63 My Decrepit Gremlin Dog 00:06:12:00.06 Depend Adult Diaper Packaging 00:09:09:09.31 Couch Humping In VR 00:10:57:17.17 Trying to Buy A Virtual Baby In Second Life 00:13:39:06.50 Man Tells Girlfriend Her Vagina Stinks, She Immediately Gets On Tiktok 00:15:44:00.46 A Documentary About How A 95 Year Old Man Has Sex 00:21:22:15.69 Twitch Streamer Gets Banned 00:26:08:09.34 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:28:10:12.12 Emergency Piss Seminar 00:30:08:05.22 Another Celebrity Death Hoax 00:36:15:12.70 Twitching Mouse And Mushroom Soup […]
9/1/202350 minutes, 21 seconds
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Anus Vacuuming 

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:39:17.40 I Had Lunch With A Phone Loser 00:06:20:23.10 Don’t Get Sucked Up Into The Anus Vacuum 00:11:53:04.52 A New Type Of Shit-Based Mathematics 00:16:11:05.78 20 Seconds With Tamir 00:17:03:21.58 Methany St. Narcan Pops By For A Visit 00:20:10:04.18 Is Babestation Turning Into Boystation? 00:22:01:13.66 Linda Finkle Fall Of Fame Song: I Love The Cum In My Girl 00:24:08:00.37 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:25:53:19.10 Middle School Fight Club 00:31:34:23.05 Justice For The Anal Bead […]
8/30/202348 minutes, 29 seconds
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The Lobster Pincer Is Coming For Your Penis

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:04:07:23.32 Oven-Based Erotica (Dutch, Convection, Microwave, Etc) 00:12:26:16.57 The Dumbest Turn-Offs For Women (Ick) 00:19:42:11.42 Adult Baby Diaper Lover Diaper Reviews and Raps 00:22:43:24.14 An Adult Baby Diaper Lover Video Game Is In The Works 00:30:27:24.70 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:32:11:16.30 Penis Pinching Is A Crime! 00:36:10:18.07 A Porch Pirate Strole An Actual Porch 00:39:05:02.10 Driving A Power Wheel Jeep While High On Meth 00:44:42:24.02 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending     On Today’s Show:Call […]
8/28/202352 minutes, 5 seconds
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Your Morning Bowl of Cocoa Testicles Cereal And Milk

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:53:21.58 Virtual Telephone Representatives 00:13:40:21.58 Evil AI System Won’t Let Man Enjoy His Post Orgasm Bliss 00:16:26:15.26 Futanari Fanatic Pleasured Himself To Some SHE-NIS 00:18:30:01.09 A Bowl of Cocoa Testicles Cereal And Milk 00:22:09:03.70 Futaloving Boy Poonani 00:23:25:01.33 Auto Fellatio Gagging Sounds 00:27:56:22.47 Sign Up For The Sideshow! SuperFreakSideshow.com 00:29:46:14.23 Killing Your Landlord And Then Collecting All The Rent 00:35:15:04.25 Fyre Fest 2 Is Happening – And It’s Probably A Scam, Too 00:40:09:20.26 Breaking And […]
8/25/202351 minutes, 46 seconds
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Public Sex And Groin Bites

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:09:24.52 Pickle Conspiracy 00:09:07:11.79 Christian Only Fans 00:14:32:18.06 A Teacher’s Constructive Criticism 00:17:37:17.05 Chartered Boat Captain Loses His Cool 00:20:12:24.73 Drunk Woman Confuses Driver’s License With Toilet Wipes 00:30:41:11.65 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:32:43:06.78 Stung By 2000 Bees 00:36:18:20.44 Killed Over A $2 Little Debbie Snack Cake 00:40:45:06.26 Public Sex And Groin Bites 00:44:43:14.37 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending On Today’s Show:Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim […]
8/23/202352 minutes, 58 seconds
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Holy Fat Bottomed Bullshit, Batman!

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:50:14.58 I’ve Been Perving Around Cincinnati’s Parks 00:04:58:15.74 The Dumb, Long Disclaimers In Betting / Gambling Podcast Commercials 00:11:12:01.01 Product Warnings In Commercials / On Packaging 00:15:44:14.18 Religious Tiktokker Obsessed With Abortion, And Molestation, And Mommy Sex 00:20:38:10.50 The Ex-Con With A Scrotal Sack On His Chin 00:22:14:06.74 Neighbors Are Fighting While Couple Enjoys Corn On The Cob 00:24:34:24.17 Dickifying Your Favorite Songs! BUY THE DIGITAL ALBUM! 00:33:29:22.07 Has The Woke Moralist Mob Come For […]
8/21/202357 minutes, 50 seconds
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Can Your Penis Pull Off A Quantum Leap?

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:30:00.50 A Great Week Of Show, AMIRITE? 00:03:44:16.00 A Celebrity Butt Licker’s Apology 00:07:01:11.13 Woman “Addicted” To Pony Play 00:15:41:21.46 White Man Helps White Man And Promptly Gets Scammed 00:20:48:11.09 A Very Stubburn, Very Wrong Soverign Citizen 00:29:40:17.75 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 00:30:58:04.74 Racists At The Slot Machines 00:33:52:10.22 Rich Tech Dude Wants To Reverse Time On Penis 00:39:34:06.08 Finding Out You Never Graduated Highschool 00:42:11:20.25 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending On Today’s Show:Call […]
8/18/202349 minutes, 35 seconds
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A Scholarly Look At The Possibility Of Women Pooping Out Of Their Vaginas For The Betterment of Mankind

On Today’s Show:   00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:00:00:00.01     00:02:09:06.65 A Successful Meade Skelton! 00:00:00:00.01     00:15:55:13.26 Pooping Out Of Vaginas Is Next Evolution Of Woman 00:00:00:00.01     00:20:05:07.42 Pleasuring Yourself To Futanari Pokemon 00:00:00:00.01     00:25:57:08.45 Youtard Denies Being The Cause Of Massive Worldwide Pandemic (Obviously He’s Lying) 00:00:00:00.01     00:29:18:06.11 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:00:00:00.01     00:30:44:14.23 Taco Bell Drive-Thru Pay-It-Forward Chain Ends In Disaster 00:00:00:00.01     00:37:59:12.04 Brick Walling Your […]
8/16/202355 minutes, 40 seconds
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Eating Ass Is The New Black

ON TODAY’S SHOW: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:13:06.70 The Island Boys Journey Into Mild Gay Incest 00:10:42:05.64 Awful At Home Stand-Up Comedy 00:15:57:15.39 Slow Weatherman Continues To Deny Causing Major Disasters 00:17:04:02.17 Did Steven Dawson Kill JFK? New Conspiracy Theory Emerges VISIT THE STEVE DAWSON ARCHIVE! 00:22:05:03.02 Orange Is The New Black Actress Eats Butthole / Is Crazy 00:28:44:02.13 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:29:53:06.38 God’s Weapon Of Mass Destruction Speaks At The Dayton City Council Meeting 00:34:19:18.52 Now Pop Tarts Are […]
8/14/202351 minutes, 6 seconds
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The Spider Bite That Gives You An Engorged Member – NEW SHOW

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:44:01.13 The Christian Militant Home Shopping Network 00:12:06:00.04 Batting Around Balls And Pressing On Dudes Taints 00:23:37:17.29 Let’s Get Meade’s Music Played At Planet Fitness 00:28:18:07.04 Become A Sideshow Member 00:29:37:12.40 The Spider Bite That Leaves Your Boned Up 00:33:56:09.18 Piles Of Excrement Left Outside One Condominium 00:36:36:02.27 Perving Out In An Airplane 00:41:06:06.20 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending On Today’s Show:Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / […]
8/12/202350 minutes, 19 seconds
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Robot Sex Dolls Are Tearing Communities Apart!

On Today’s Show: It’s a best of show for the AM and I’ll be back later today with a brand new episode of DV. Enjoy!   Robot Sex Dolls Are Tearing a Community Apart Plus: Putrid Fish Vomit Caught Being a Racist Asshole And Dick Shaped Architecture On Today’s Show:Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable […]
8/11/202341 minutes, 15 seconds
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Forgetting Your Testicles In The Fridge

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:04:28:24.64 If You Know Me In Real Life, Please Don’t Listen 00:09:09:01.09 Tampon Tammy Takes A Taste – ‘Member? / Apology 00:14:11:17.16 A Brand New Tampon Sucker! 00:20:04:08.74 Wayne Brady Comes Out As Pansexual / Matt Walsh Is Afraid Men Are Attracted To Him 00:26:54:19.69 Tony Has Man Parts And A Bonus Vengina 00:31:45:21.24 Step Up To The Sideshow! 00:32:57:11.66 A Vicious CPAP Attack 00:37:53:06.08 Spray Paint Road Rage Fight 00:41:38:13.62 Transwoman Leaves Balls In […]
8/9/202355 minutes, 12 seconds
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Finding A Random Man Living In Your Garbage Can

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:00:00.48 Soda School Is Now In Session 00:04:12:18.60 Iconic Soda Commercial Music: 2000-Present 00:06:59:17.13 Iconic Soda Pop Commercial Music: 1990’s 00:10:05:00.28 Iconic Soda Pop Commercial Music: Late 1980’s 00:13:03:10.71 Iconic Soda Commercial Music: Mid-80’s 00:18:37:18.67 Confronting The Man Living In Your Trash Can 00:23:39:13.73 A Positive Perspective On Gang Stalking 00:31:43:13.63 Crafting While Channeling Light Beings From Outer Space 00:35:00:10.11 Step Up To The Sideshow And Become A True And Honorable Freak 00:36:18:01.08 Beyonce Has […]
8/7/202356 minutes, 27 seconds
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FBI Video Butthole Confessional – NEW SHOW!

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:48:16.72 The Exciting Conclusion To My Tooth Saga 00:05:23:00.23 Blackface Lady Goes To A Job Interview 00:14:14:14.38 Nick Fuentes Is Not A Fan Of Age Consent Laws 00:18:12:23.42 Daniel Larson’s Butthole Confessions To The FBI 00:24:41:14.10 A New Queen Of Labels Has Been Crowned On TikTok 00:27:50:21.32 Get More DV! Become A Sideshow Member 00:30:48:20.73 Extreme Fruit Eater Dies From Malnutrition 00:36:33:18.62 Criminal Foot Freak Nabbed 00:39:08:19.40 Sex Predator With Bad Fake British Accent Is […]
8/5/202350 minutes, 17 seconds
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Looking For A Woman With Thick, Thicc Glasses

  Best Of Show Time! I’ll be back later today with a brand new episode of DV.  On Today’s Show:Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow
8/4/202339 minutes, 28 seconds
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Your Brain Juices Are All Out Of Whack!

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:05:10.22 It Was My Birthday! Let’s Continue To Celebrate ME 00:05:05:13.42 Meade Was Taken Out Of His Dad’s Will / Attempt At Modern Music 00:11:20:12.17 Has Dhar Mann Video’s Jumped The Shark? 00:25:40:07.16 Depression Is Your Fault, And Other Inspiring Affirmations 00:29:21:24.23 Jesus Wants To Chill On Your Bobcat 00:31:56:02.35 Get More Distorted View Daily! 00:34:05:02.54 Biting Bananas Buried In Beaver –  A Lizzo Directive? 00:39:50:00.12 The Mythical Two Dong Man Is Real! 00:45:45:19.27 Taco […]
8/2/202356 minutes, 46 seconds
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 When Manatees Have Rough Sex It Ain’t Pretty

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:41:15.22 Spitting Out Bits Of Tooth And Doggy UTI’s 00:07:38:23.53 A New Tool To Make Annoying Music 00:14:13:12.31 Anti Feminist Uploads Hitler Song, Surprised To Receive Backlash? 00:23:22:01.03 Twerk To Release Trauma 00:26:02:20.64 Couple Of Dudes Think They’re In A Game Of GTAV 00:27:44:03.70 Upset Because The Amazon Van Came Up Your Driveway 00:31:24:12.18 Upgrade Distorted View Max Plus Prime Blue 00:33:04:01.75 Deadly Gay Manatee Incest Sex 00:37:22:03.53 Alien Reptile Wants To Strip Off Some […]
7/31/202355 minutes, 29 seconds
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Hardcore Gaming On The Xbreast 360 – It’s A Handful!

  I’ve got a breast-of show for you today! Fear not, I will be back later today to give you a brand new episode of DV. Enjoy!   Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow
7/28/202349 minutes, 20 seconds
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7/27/20230
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Hiring a Hitman To Whack Your Baby

  On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:22:00.10 Sampling Your Penis Product 00:07:52:09.07 Gooner Baters Are Turning Into Monkeys! 00:12:26:13.73 …And A Sissy Bitch To Grow An Inch 00:15:24:14.35 Baywatch / Lifeguard Educational Video 00:22:18:10.72 Galileo Is Interested In Diddling 00:26:32:24.03 Get A Personalized Mini Episodes Of DV 00:29:17:05.62 An Apartment Complex Tortured By Weird Naked […] The post Hiring a Hitman To Whack Your Baby first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/26/202348 minutes, 29 seconds
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What Type Of Laundry Powders and Liquids Are We Ingesting This Week?

On Today’s Show:   00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:54:00.78 Meade Skelton Merch Looks Exactly Like You’d Expect Buy This Shirt And Other Meade Merch In His Etsy Shop! 00:05:55:19.26 Meade Got Angry And Shared Some Controversial Views 00:09:38:12.33 New TikTard Frees All Inmates / Influences The Weather 00:16:54:09.64 Need For Speed Voice Acting Is Bonkers 00:22:13:19.09 Love […] The post What Type Of Laundry Powders and Liquids Are We Ingesting This Week? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/24/202349 minutes, 57 seconds
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Crocheting A Shit Scarf / Feeding Your Kids Trough Style

On Today’s Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:44:16.51 Bestiality Vs. Working The Cobalt Mines 00:04:30:08.23 Mobility Mary Shares Her Political Opinions At Walmart 00:09:10:24.15 How To Knit A Shit Scarf 00:13:32:12.32 Entitled Bitch Is Always Late. Somehow That’s Our Problem 00:19:13:10.10 The Worst Woman To Interview About Human Trafficking […] The post Crocheting A Shit Scarf / Feeding Your Kids Trough Style first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/22/202351 minutes, 19 seconds
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A Rich Brew Of Coffee For Upscale Sodomites

On Today’s Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) Enjoy this best of show!   Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page   Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: Sign Up For The Sideshow The post A Rich Brew Of Coffee For Upscale Sodomites first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/20/202342 minutes, 46 seconds
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It’s Like Boy Scouts But For Adult Babies And Extreme Perverts

On Today’s Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:01:03.48 I Have An Unhinged ChatGPT Clone At My Disposal 00:07:52:21.09 AI Helps Me Plot To Torture And Destroy Brad Carter 00:10:39:23.57 Playing “Guess That Sound” With A Deaf Person 00:13:23:14.53 Adult Baby Boy Scout Troops 00:22:09:13.07 Confronting A Pedo In The […] The post It’s Like Boy Scouts But For Adult Babies And Extreme Perverts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/19/202348 minutes, 16 seconds
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Grabbing Junk For Jesus – Priest’s Oily Rub Down

In an unbelievable turn of events, an Orthodox priest in Greece was busted for allegedly molesting a tourist by giving him a “holy” massage! According to The Telegraph, the unsuspecting tourist and his girlfriend were visiting a monastery on Rhodes when he forgot his crucifix. In an attempt to retrieve it, he was invited into […] The post Grabbing Junk For Jesus – Priest’s Oily Rub Down first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/18/20230
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The Man With 12 Fingers And A Bonus Hole

On Today’s Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!)   00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:39:06.24 Ron Kind (The Wrong Kind) Retired This Year 00:04:10:12.19 Meade’s News And Views Youtube Show! 00:11:36:04.73 Tiktard Claims To Be Jesus, God, and Jerry Lee Lewis. Also, BFF’s with Elon 00:15:07:20.53 White Hair Stylist Student Has Opinions On Slavery Race […] The post The Man With 12 Fingers And A Bonus Hole first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/17/202352 minutes, 57 seconds
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Gay Furry Hackers To The Rescue

On Today’s Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:21:08.47 Doctor’s Trying To Kill Me 00:09:33:17.62 Pointing Out A Camel Toe Is Sure To Woo The Ladies 00:12:38:21.56 Jesus, Lucifer, And A Computer All Occupy Someone’s Brain 00:17:18:05.31 Gagging On Multiple Rubber Dongs 00:20:25:15.09 Pastor Lady Boy Lover Is Back With […] The post Gay Furry Hackers To The Rescue first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/14/202350 minutes, 39 seconds
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Burger King Unleashes Cheesy Chaos With New Cheeseburger

“Honey, get in the car, we’re going to get constipated” Bangkok has become the center of a dairy-driven storm as Burger King unveils its latest jaw-dropping creation: a lactose-intolerant’s nightmare called the “real cheeseburger.” This audacious invention features a burger bun that’s stuffed to the brim with a mind-boggling stack of up to 20 slices […] The post Burger King Unleashes Cheesy Chaos With New Cheeseburger first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/12/20230
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Horny Cyberstalker Playing “Ding Dong” On Your Lady Bits

On Today’s Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:58:02.12 Cloning My Mom’s Voice 00:08:49:15.38 Another Old Educational Film About “Trainable” Mentally Retarded People 00:13:20:23.53 New Youtard Alert: Horny Cyberstalker Edition 00:24:55:19.59 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:26:22:22.50 A Cheese, Glorious Cheese Sandwich 00:32:13:08.45 MyPillow Is Doomed! 00:35:25:18.78 Scamming Phone Scammers […] The post Horny Cyberstalker Playing “Ding Dong” On Your Lady Bits first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/12/202346 minutes, 39 seconds
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A Healthy, Post-Nut Shart

On Today’s Show: Follow me on Threads (until I am banned!) 00:00:00:00.00 AdamEve.Com 50% OFF – PROMO CODE: FREAK 00:01:40:24.57 Introduction 00:03:09:13.33 DV’s History On Social Media Has Been Dicey 00:06:45:06.18 Youtube’s Graphic Video Of Hairy Assholes 00:10:16:24.72 A Good Healthy Post-Nut Shart 00:16:03:11.25 Amputee / Polio Fetish 00:19:51:21.45 McDonald’s Employee Licking Cheeto Fingers While […] The post A Healthy, Post-Nut Shart first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/10/202348 minutes, 53 seconds
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An Interview With Musician Jan Terri

Cheryl Merkowski  and I spoke to musician Jan Terri.  Jan’s most infamous song, Losing You, is widely considered to be the worst music video in the history of the medium. The post An Interview With Musician Jan Terri first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/7/202349 minutes, 31 seconds
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Making A Woman Squirt Is As Easy As Picking Up A Bowling Ball

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:59:10.10 American Gladiators – The Pinnacle Of 90’s Sporting Events 00:07:04:22.01 Christian Band Can’t Play The National Anthem 00:11:47:22.51 A Casio Keyboard Tribute To 9/11 00:13:14:05.20 Meade Skelton’s New Trump Themed Song 00:19:24:22.20 How To Make Any Woman Squirt   00:31:45:17.68 Support Distorted View Daily! 00:33:46:09.18 Front Yard / Driveway […] The post Making A Woman Squirt Is As Easy As Picking Up A Bowling Ball first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/5/202354 minutes, 35 seconds
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The Pain And Agony Of July 4th

On Today’s Show: It’s Independence Day here in the America! We’re all outside, cooking up wieners, and blowing off fingers! I’ll be back tomorrow with a new show for everyone. Until then, enjoy this best of show!   BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to […] The post The Pain And Agony Of July 4th first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/4/202341 minutes, 39 seconds
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Hot Delicious Street Trash And Strong Vaginal Odors

On Today’s Show:   00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:03:05.04 Commercials On DV / A New Partnership 00:04:59:20.02 CalCom MAX – Streaming Public Access TV  00:13:36:24.27 Criminal Flossing / Satellite Rays Burning A Man’s Mouth 00:18:19:09.18 Preacher Has A Thing Or Two To Say About Black People And Slaves. This Should Go Well (It Doesn’t) 00:21:43:04.65 Defending Roseanne’s […] The post Hot Delicious Street Trash And Strong Vaginal Odors first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/30/202354 minutes, 53 seconds
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Holy Seafood Breaded In The Body Of Christ

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:03:05.04 Commercials On DV / A New Partnership 00:04:59:20.02 CalCom MAX – Streaming Public Access TV  00:13:36:24.27 Criminal Flossing / Satellite Rays Burning A Man’s Mouth 00:18:19:09.18 Preacher Has A Thing Or Two To Say About Black People And Slaves. This Should Go Well (It Doesn’t) 00:21:43:04.65 Defending Roseanne’s Latest […] The post Holy Seafood Breaded In The Body Of Christ first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/28/202355 minutes, 24 seconds
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Get Your Penis Researched, Rated, And Reviewed Today!

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:36:09.75 Annoying iOS Discord Changes 00:06:07:05.62 Christian Singers Love The Crippled 00:08:28:09.47 Quadruple Amputee Sings The Hits 00:13:29:11.57 More Unsavory Christian Gospel Tunes 00:17:54:06.38 Femboy Lover And  Annoying Christian Tiktokker 00:23:13:00.74 Crazy Lady Takes A Hammer To House Windows 00:26:53:18.44 Gays! Stop Trying To Make “Padam” A Thing 00:30:29:15.56 Sign […] The post Get Your Penis Researched, Rated, And Reviewed Today! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/26/202351 minutes, 16 seconds
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Visit Beautiful Meth Island Today!

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:39:16.28 Ben Shapiro Gets Down And Booty Hole Brown 00:08:45:23.02 Crazy Meijer Lady Is Back For More Meijhem 00:12:20:15.22 Lady Claims Kroger Grocery Store Is Gangstalking / Human Trafficking Her 00:18:54:17.76 Confronting An Ugly Wife In A Target Parking Lot 00:22:36:02.25 New Dickhole Guy Audio? 00:27:36:17.02 Sign Up For The […] The post Visit Beautiful Meth Island Today! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/23/202349 minutes, 44 seconds
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Make Like A Tree And Have Sex With It

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:54:00.26 Flip Flopping Hoes 00:05:16:12.40 Explicit Rap Music Being Played On Store Speakers 00:08:22:19.78 Meade Defends Slavery And Gets Into A Fight With His Bestie 00:14:33:17.33 The Sounds of Furries Yiffing 00:19:51:22.77 Homeless Men Freakout On Cops (Part 872) 00:25:16:12.76 Woman Flees From Hit And Run, Hilarity Ensues 00:31:32:23.43 Sign […] The post Make Like A Tree And Have Sex With It first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/21/202356 minutes, 31 seconds
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Ancient Celtic Nipple Play

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:27:02.58 Short Show Due To Juneteenth! 00:03:04:10.51 Ancient Celtic Nipple Play / Bro on Bro Penis Worship 00:10:17:22.75 Interesting BJ Noises – New Gwaggle Gwaggle 00:12:58:20.66 Pink Coochie / Brown Booty Hole  – Summer Jam 2023 00:15:39:24.15 Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:16:35:11.00 Nude At Dollar General –  Four Loko […] The post Ancient Celtic Nipple Play first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/19/202334 minutes, 46 seconds
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Pro Anorexia Adult Baby Diaper Lover / Craving The Love Of Donut Daddy

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:46:03.26 Dickfart Showcase 2023 00:10:19:00.19 Meade’s Second LGBTQ Anthem! 00:14:12:02.44 Pro Eating Disorder Adult Baby Diaper Lover 00:23:46:04.06 Daddy Can Fill Your Bagel Hole 00:26:40:06.03 Eating Sun Discharge / Tattoo Portals 00:30:53:08.65 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:32:27:15.54 Bestiality: A Great Way To Blow Off Steam?  00:35:59:01.75 When Getting In […] The post Pro Anorexia Adult Baby Diaper Lover / Craving The Love Of Donut Daddy first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/17/202350 minutes, 36 seconds
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Man Impregnates Mailbox

On Today’s Show: I’ve got another best of show for your Friday morning. I’ll be back later today with a brand new episode of DV. Stay tuned and Enjoy! BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our […] The post Man Impregnates Mailbox first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/16/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 19 seconds
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Unforgettable Workplace Woes: Delivery Man Confronts Bizarre Beheadings at Nonprofit Chaos

Alright, freaks, buckle up for a rollercoaster of grotesque workplace retaliation: It’s time for the tale of Dale Wheatley and a horrifying scene at the Illinois nonprofit he works at. Recently, Dale waltzed into work, expecting a typical nine-to-five grind. But holy head cheese, what does he find? Not a warm greeting or a cup […] The post Unforgettable Workplace Woes: Delivery Man Confronts Bizarre Beheadings at Nonprofit Chaos first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/14/20230
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Tears of The Kingdom Made Me Wet In My Pants – Zelda Takes Over Pornhub

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:33:03.63 Lord Douche’s Stupid Star Trek Game Obsession 00:04:14:06.53 My New Trash TV Obsession: Too Hot To Handle   00:12:44:24.26 Let’s Witness A Couple Of Freaks Go On A First Date 00:21:00:00.18 Drunk Woman Hits A Bunch Of Cars, Fails To See Problem With It All 00:31:27:03.16 Sign Up For […] The post Tears of The Kingdom Made Me Wet In My Pants – Zelda Takes Over Pornhub first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/14/202354 minutes, 5 seconds
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Taking The Kids To An All Age Kink Workshop

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:25:05.19 All Age Kink Workshops 00:08:26:20.18 A Slutty Hot Dogging Session 00:09:59:18.37 Brotherly BJ’s 00:14:07:10.70 Putin Obsessed Crazy FBI Agent Wants To Buy An iPhone 00:18:18:23.64 Meade Is Looking For Music Advice 00:24:50:14.11 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame: Landslide Cover 00:27:48:15.65 $$ Support DV! $$ 00:29:10:11.55 AI Priests: All The […] The post Taking The Kids To An All Age Kink Workshop first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/12/202353 minutes, 22 seconds
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Ice Cream And Porn – Name A Better Summertime Duo

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:24:01.02 Pat Robertson Is Dead – Tribute 00:10:15:18.72 MLM Boss Babe Makeup Tutorial Livestream Goes Wrong 00:17:49:13.73 Who Started The Canada Wildfires – Revealed! 00:22:14:23.62 Stupid Bitch Doesn’t Read Contract, Hilarity Ensues 00:29:20:11.34 Support Distorted View Daily! 00:30:37:19.40 Finding Some Severed Heads On Your Desk 00:36:36:05.28 Nazi’s Got Their Feelings […] The post Ice Cream And Porn – Name A Better Summertime Duo first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/10/202352 minutes, 17 seconds
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Unrestricted Baboon Sex-A-Thon

On Today’s Show: I’ve got a best-of show for you today! Don’t get all huffy with me! I’ll be back later today with a brand new podcast. Hang tight and enjoy this old, crusty, worn-out, moldy episode from 2014 On Today’s Distorted View Daily: Sealing Up Your Vas Deferens Training Dolphins To Speak English. Poorly. […] The post Unrestricted Baboon Sex-A-Thon first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/9/202351 minutes, 16 seconds
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Firearm Fiasco: Shooting Victim’s Bizarre Act of Generosity Leaves Everyone Scratching Their Heads

Hold on to your internal organs, folks, because we’ve got a jaw-dropping story coming in hot from Miami-Dade County, Florida (say it with me..our most fucked up state)  Brace yourselves for a tale of questionable decisions and mind-boggling luck that will make your head spin. So, picture this: it’s a balmy Sunday evening at The […] The post Firearm Fiasco: Shooting Victim’s Bizarre Act of Generosity Leaves Everyone Scratching Their Heads first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/7/20230
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Showing Off Your Home Glory Hole Setup

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:32:01.33 More Pro-Gay Rap Anthems From Gangsta F*G 00:07:08:02.25 Meade Skelton: Rainbow Fighter With A Wet Ass Nose 00:11:10:13.10 Meade’s Thoughts On Boycotting Chic Fil A 00:18:03:18.01 Hiring A Priest To Exorcise Gay Demons 00:24:03:21.58 To Catch A Predator Busts A Home Glory Hole Ring 00:33:14:15.67 Sign Up For The […] The post Showing Off Your Home Glory Hole Setup first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/7/202353 minutes, 49 seconds
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A Toilet Lid Is The Perfect Murder Weapon

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:24:19.48 Steven Assanti Tried To Trim His Tooth 00:05:53:06.21 Got An Angry E-mail From Meade Skelton – He’s Not Repulsive 00:08:48:08.45 My 600Lb Life Steven Assanti Recorded A Cameo For DV Freaks 00:13:35:03.33 What The New Colors On The Gay Pride Flag Mean – Color 8 Will Shock You 00:23:22:05.22 […] The post A Toilet Lid Is The Perfect Murder Weapon first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/5/202352 minutes, 11 seconds
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Strap On Your Maxi-Pads, Boys! It’s Gooch Grease Season

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:19:23.23 Summer Stink / Scrotal Sludge Makes The News 00:11:39:04.19 Debating A Protester With Squeaks And Squeals 00:16:08:22.46 Bestiality Will Help turn The Economy Around! 00:22:01:16.42 Cancelling Fatphobic Disney Robot WALL-E 00:25:19:02.01 Man Believes Most People Are NPC’s – Proceeds To Harass Walmart Worker 00:28:49:08.72 Sign Up For The Sideshow […] The post Strap On Your Maxi-Pads, Boys! It’s Gooch Grease Season first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/2/202352 minutes, 57 seconds
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Worshipping That Stink Portal / Meaty Dick Loaves / Horse Ass Clapping

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:44:06.19 Goofy Dudes Produce Beautiful Children – Dumb Theory 00:05:08:04.48 Meade Is Having Womanly Problems At Work 00:09:51:20.25 Toasting Your Scrotum With Warm Red Lights 00:13:25:19.50 Bro-ing Out Playing With Our Stink Portals 00:17:17:24.56 Receiving Sex Energy From A Cuck Scenario / Taint Sunning 00:20:59:16.59 Black Pony Cosplay Porn Scene […] The post Worshipping That Stink Portal / Meaty Dick Loaves / Horse Ass Clapping first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/31/202349 minutes, 4 seconds
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Round Things – A Global Conspiracy

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:09:12.40 Happy Memorial Day! 00:01:49:23.53 Does Meade Only Love “Confederate” America? 00:05:12:20.57 Meade’s Dream Woman / Hates Tina Turner 00:08:19:04.00 Mama Cass Is On Meade’s Shit List, Too 00:12:09:11.66 Sister Cindy Margarita Dance Mix 00:13:43:12.35 Disappointed With Her Baby’s Gender Reveal 00:15:45:12.03 Brawl At The Little Mermaid Screening 00:18:51:16.59 Sign […] The post Round Things – A Global Conspiracy first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/29/202341 minutes, 32 seconds
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You All Are De Facto Satanists / Turban Shaming / Family Feud Foreshadows A Murder

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:18:04.59 Obsessed With Lana Del Rey / Harassing Starbucks Employees 00:09:28:06.08 Turban Shaming – The Dhar Mann Way 00:22:28:23.36 Another Fatphobia Expert “Weighs” In 00:27:36:04.19 Another Shitty Customer Demands Refund 00:30:01:09.63 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 00:31:58:09.02 Star Spangled Swastika Powder 00:34:47:00.00 Buy Pizza Now, Pay When You Die […] The post You All Are De Facto Satanists / Turban Shaming / Family Feud Foreshadows A Murder first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/27/202349 minutes, 35 seconds
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Digitally Dropping Dong

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:01.00 Introduction 00:02:25:17.53 Tim And Shane Sing Some Duets 00:06:43:11.13 Cunnilingus Tips From An Idiot / Cartoon Voiceovers 00:09:24:07.77 Neo Nazi Incel Wants A 16 Year Old Wife 00:14:25:05.65 Devon’s New Celebrity Crush 00:15:43:04.59 Crazed Idiots Fight Over Parked Car 00:22:47:01.76 Don’t Tell An Animal Shelter You’re Going To Sexually Assault A […] The post Digitally Dropping Dong first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/24/202353 minutes, 46 seconds
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Stop Wearing Genital Prisons / You Can’t Trust A Dusty Ho / Tweaked Out Seagulls High On Spice

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:16:01.73 Smoother Skin After A School Shooting 00:12:10:17.47 Breaking News! Biore Apologies For Stupid Post 00:13:34:18.69 Another Drunk Politician 00:14:45:20.13 Dollar General Theft Prevention / Near-Vehicular Homocide 00:17:53:10.38 Man Steals Baby Mama’s Livestream Phone 00:19:50:13.07 Free Yourself From Foot Prison 00:23:02:12.35 Girlfriend Screaming At Man To Get In The Car […] The post Stop Wearing Genital Prisons / You Can’t Trust A Dusty Ho / Tweaked Out Seagulls High On Spice first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/23/202349 minutes, 36 seconds
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You’re Only A Sexual Non-Bigot If You Have Boned A Disabled Hindu From A Lower Caste – Checkmate!

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:41:16.22 What’s The Deal With TV’s? 00:04:07:22.16 Sex Tips With Sister Cindy 00:11:58:13.24 Crazy Ethnic People Worship A Parking Barrier 00:14:46:08.03 Fat Therapist Calls Us All Fatphobic Sex Monsters 00:23:33:04.78 Blowing Up A Condom With Farts 00:26:15:12.44 New Cak Farts 00:27:03:04.50 Burning Your Genitals During Sex 00:29:08:03.28 Trans Watermelon Penetration […] The post You’re Only A Sexual Non-Bigot If You Have Boned A Disabled Hindu From A Lower Caste – Checkmate! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/19/202353 minutes, 58 seconds
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Always Go “Full Squirt” With Indian Scammers

On Today’s Show: It’s the Thursday best of show! I’ve got one from 2015 today where I chat with Indian phone scammers. Sideshow freaks will be getting a new episode of DV later today. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / […] The post Always Go “Full Squirt” With Indian Scammers first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/18/202343 minutes, 42 seconds
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Raining Turds From Heaven

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:06:10.79 Meade Compared To A Foot Freak 00:07:08:20.51 Meade Will Be Sleeping In A Haunted Hotel 00:13:22:17.68 Daddy Skelton Is Slipping 00:16:30:19.09 Temper Tantrum Over A $10 Ticket 00:22:48:11.56 Temper Tantrum Over A Shopping Cart Bump 00:24:30:24.00 How To Tell You’re Dealing With A “Real” Conservative? Just Say The F […] The post Raining Turds From Heaven first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/17/202349 minutes, 36 seconds
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Father And Daughter Reunited And It Feels Like Sexual Assault

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:09:03.31 My Blood Test / Ongoing Urine Sample Collection 00:05:43:06.31 Amazon Ruined My Zelda Day! 00:09:22:21.01 Mouth Noise Video Submissions Are Starting 00:10:56:18.48 Unintelligible Angry Neighbor 1: Trucks And Driveways 00:12:39:02.11 Unintelligible Angry Neighbor 2: Man Boobs And Baby Butts 00:14:08:05.44 Angry Neighbor: Methany Wallmaster  00:16:43:01.39 Angry Neighbor: Property Lines […] The post Father And Daughter Reunited And It Feels Like Sexual Assault first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/15/202350 minutes, 21 seconds
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The Smell Of Meat Angers A Passive Aggressive Vegan

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:42:20.27 Fake Disorder TikTards Are Mad At Real Doctors On Tiktok 00:06:21:09.36 A Smattering Of Fake Disorder Clips 00:11:11:15.54 Sci-Fi / Fantasy DID Alters 00:14:50:10.49 Trucker Driver Student Loses His Cool 00:18:34:00.06 UPS Customer Has Serial Killer Sister 00:22:11:17.21 Bodybuilder Gets Shot Down For A Date On The Beach 00:24:46:16.27 […] The post The Smell Of Meat Angers A Passive Aggressive Vegan first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/12/202349 minutes, 24 seconds
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Baby’s First Satanic Cult

On Today’s Show: It’s another great Best-Of Show! Sideshow members are getting a new episode of DV a little later today. Make sure you sign up for the Sideshow! Also: Check Out This Amazing Book About Child Satanic Cults   And Don’t Miss This Music Video About Toes And Weed: BE A PART OF THIS […] The post Baby’s First Satanic Cult first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/11/202334 minutes, 55 seconds
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Coffee That Will Give You The Greasy Poops

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 AdamEve.Com 50%! Use Promo Code “FREAK” 00:01:26:14.65 Introduction 00:02:47:08.16 Poolside USA Tim Is Ushering In Summertime, Baby! 00:06:44:23.32 I Game Too Hard And Broke My Controller 00:11:00:16.61 DV’s Newest Business Venture: Camel Urine 00:19:40:00.22 A Tumultuous Taco Transacation Goes Topsy Turvy 00:22:59:09.69 Aggressive McDonalds Customer Quickly Bitches Out 00:27:34:20.26 Sign Up […] The post Coffee That Will Give You The Greasy Poops first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/10/202354 minutes, 8 seconds
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Hotel Night Manager Sucks A Sleeping Guest’s Toes

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:47:06.67 Santanic Sexual Chanting / Hypnosis 00:08:41:04.11 A Satanic Self Pleasure Session 00:14:22:22.06 Just A Couple Of Gay Satanists Making Love 00:16:40:02.05 Woman Tries To Bite Cop Arresting Her For Trying To Run Over Her Ex-Husband 00:21:47:13.69 A True Male Gamer Upset With Female Streamers On Twitch 00:25:14:07.41 Linda Finkle […] The post Hotel Night Manager Sucks A Sleeping Guest’s Toes first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/8/202350 minutes, 39 seconds
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An Uppity Homeless Man Rates His Free Food

On Today’s Show: -0:00:09:08.79 Introduction 00:03:04:11.59 I’m Not The Only One Who Has Issues With Jack In The Box 00:09:48:02.70 An Uppity Homeless Man Rates His Free Food 00:18:50:17.75 Macing Your High School Teacher 00:22:02:03.56 African Pastor Raises The (Fake) Dead 00:26:41:08.48 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 00:27:57:02.76 The Hardcore Drug Store Has Closed 00:32:09:02.68 […] The post An Uppity Homeless Man Rates His Free Food first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/6/202346 minutes, 54 seconds
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And I Have To Talk About A F’ing Dog Dying

On Today’s Show: Best of show time! Want some new DV? Sign Up For The Sideshow! BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page   Get more Distorted View! Become a True and Honorable Freak: […] The post And I Have To Talk About A F’ing Dog Dying first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/4/202341 minutes, 49 seconds
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Tiny Man Swims In A Used Condom Full Of Sperm

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 AdamAndEve.Com Promo Code “FREAK” – 50% Off! 00:02:18:13.52 Introduction 00:04:07:19.36 The New Legend Of Zelda Has Leaked! 00:07:59:12.73 Dum Tik Tokkers Making Water Unhealthy 00:12:58:17.78 Using Sex Magic To Shrink Man / Vore 00:18:24:16.60 A Monkey-bater Emerges 00:20:56:24.70 Man Freaks Out When He Loses His Phone In A Restaurant 00:22:28:08.14 Dunkin […] The post Tiny Man Swims In A Used Condom Full Of Sperm first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/3/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 35 seconds
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Oxygenate Your Testicles

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:02:45:10.45 Tony Danza Is In Hot Water! 00:11:22:18.16 A New Cross Dressing Grandma Slave! 00:15:05:09.78 Finding A Naked Man Standing On Your Car 00:19:06:09.33 A Fake Tansracial Councilman 00:23:48:24.44 Get A Deeper Voice AND Oxygenate Your Testicles 00:28:36:16.75 Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:30:04:19.26 Teachers Force Student To Eat His […] The post Oxygenate Your Testicles first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/1/202345 minutes, 38 seconds
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Check Your Lady Holes For Critter Infestation And Habitation

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Promo Code “FREAK” AdamAndEve.Com 50% Off! 00:00:30:04.43 Introduction 00:02:52:06.04 1990’s Advertising: Medication | WATCH 90’S COMMERCIALS 00:06:10:01.22 Big Gay Baby And Their Band Of Merry Idiots 00:15:15:15.14 Door To Door Salesman Cusses Out Homeowner 00:17:13:05.35 Fruit Stealing Livestreaming Gets Arrested For Petty Produce Pilfering 00:21:07:06.08 Working Drunk At A Chevy Dealership […] The post Check Your Lady Holes For Critter Infestation And Habitation first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/28/202353 minutes, 12 seconds
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Pervert Marriage: The Start Of DV’s Meade Era

On Today’s Show: I’ve got a brand new episode of DV for you today, but only if you’re Sideshow members! Make sure you sign up so you don’t miss when I post today’s new program later today. Right now, though: A Best-OF show featuring a man who LOVES MUSHROOMS and the very first time we […] The post Pervert Marriage: The Start Of DV’s Meade Era first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/26/202338 minutes, 38 seconds
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Inter-life Wealth – A Reincarnation Multi Level Marketing Business That Works!

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:55:11.50 Dumb Facebook Content 00:06:42:16.64 DV Favorite The Marvelous 3 Are Getting The Band Back Together! 00:09:20:20.60 Transfer Your Wealth To The Next Life! A Reincarnation Bank 00:16:35:02.02 Smug Gun-Toting Dork Nearly Blows Off His Mug 00:18:39:04.08 Sidewalk Turf War: Foul Mouth Karen Vs Kids 00:23:11:07.69 Asking The Important Dating […] The post Inter-life Wealth – A Reincarnation Multi Level Marketing Business That Works! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/26/202346 minutes, 53 seconds
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Stand Your Ground Beef

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:01:46:12.62 Liberal Only And Conservative Only Grocery Stores 00:09:31:22.01 Showdown Over Stamps At The Post Office 00:14:04:09.76 White Man Asks Black Man To Turn Down His Music 00:17:55:03.08 A Very Bad Stalker Who Is In Love 00:24:37:20.11 How One Video Made Me Renounce My Involvement With The LGBTQIA+ Community 00:32:26:20.06 […] The post Stand Your Ground Beef first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/24/202352 minutes, 38 seconds
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Beanpole’s Sagging Breasts

On Today’s Show: Hey freaks! It’s time for the weekly best-of show. Sideshow freaks are getting a new episode of DV later today. Sign up so you don’t miss a thing. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check […] The post Beanpole’s Sagging Breasts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/20/202345 minutes, 43 seconds
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A Donkey Punch Knock Out

On Today’s Show: -0:00:07:20.54 Introduction 00:01:46:22.62 Answering Unpleasant Questions Honestly – The Game Show 00:12:43:00.16 The Dude Who Collects Baby Mama’s Is Back And It’s Frenetic 00:20:16:00.61 A Donkey Punch Knock Out 00:21:22:00.67 Painal / Explaining To Mom Why Your Filming Yourself Naked 00:23:29:21.18 Screaming Baby Vs. Screaming Man Baby 00:27:06:11.68 Support Distorted View Daily […] The post A Donkey Punch Knock Out first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/19/202347 minutes, 51 seconds
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Stomping Spaghetti Poop Noodles Down The Shower Drain

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Grease Up your Teeth! 2:56.630 Audio Instructions For Gay Sexual Relations 5:28.003 Being A (Male) Muslim Is Awesome 14:31.202 Annoying Christian Evangelist 18:23.223 Streamer Loses Mind When Stream Sniped 21:41.684 A Pastor Manning Mashup 26:38.940 Sign Up For The Sideshow 28:57.938 Bloody Mary-Chan 31:09.668 Spaghetti Poop Noodles Down The Shower […] The post Stomping Spaghetti Poop Noodles Down The Shower Drain first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/17/202353 minutes, 40 seconds
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Rage Of The 7 Tentacles

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Summoning The Rage Of The 7 Tentacles 2:18.759 Someone Got To Right Wing Beer Before Me 5:52.187 Our Favorite Burping Girl Is In A Sexual Drought 15:24.585 Screaming At City Employees From A Sidewalk Tent 19:30.815 Galileo’s Pitch From The Super Mario Bros Movie Sequel 23:26.300 Sign Up For The […] The post Rage Of The 7 Tentacles first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/14/202351 minutes, 28 seconds
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Your Mammaries Are a Gold Mine!

ON TODAY’S SHOW: It’s time for another best of show! Sideshow freaks are getting a brand new episode of DV later today and it’s a good one! Sign up for the Sideshow so you don’t miss a thing! BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to […] The post Your Mammaries Are a Gold Mine! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/13/202339 minutes, 33 seconds
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Turning Mass Shootings Into Mass Wealth Using This One Weird Trick

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Timothy Lapre’s Total School Shooting Personal Wealth Transformation System Program  2:08.813 RIP The People’s Court 10:51.030 The Jerry Springer Show Was Awful In Its Later Years 18:30.480 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee / Flower Making Basket 23:36.398 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 27:40.023 AI Has Some Fork Idea […] The post Turning Mass Shootings Into Mass Wealth Using This One Weird Trick first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/12/202349 minutes, 42 seconds
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Customer Support Penetration

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Parasitic Intestinal Worms As A Fetish 2:27.401 Getting Off To Atomic Wedgies 8:23.957 Strangling Yourself For Fun And Climax 9:39.077 Customer Support Penetration 10:52.500 A Song That Gives Christmas Shoes A Run For Its Money 12:42.636 Music From The XXX Grease Parody 19:17.620 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 24:31.816 Teacher […] The post Customer Support Penetration first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/10/202349 minutes, 47 seconds
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Greased Up Naked Florida Man On The Loose

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 The Snow Plow Show’s Hotel Phone Goofies Listen!! 2:44.242 he Manly Hetero World Now Hates Bud Light 3:46.194 I Want To Start A Conservative Beer Brand For REAL Cis Gendered Patriots 8:21.666 Planets Are Fake – Science Has Been Lying To You 14:24.659 Black Incels Just Want To End All […] The post Greased Up Naked Florida Man On The Loose first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/8/202351 minutes, 52 seconds
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Playing Matchmaker For Satan

ON TODAY’S SHOW: I’ve got a fun Best-Of show for your Thursday. Want new DV? Sideshow freaks are getting a new episode later today! Sign up for the Sideshow so you dont miss a thing. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim […] The post Playing Matchmaker For Satan first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/6/202336 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Sewer Turds Are Coming For You Next

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Tim’s Episode of Intervention 0:22.991 The First Calls Into Our Voicemail Line EVER 4:22.303 Prophet Blames Trump Arrested On Medusa In Song 8:36.612 I Want To Be Neenja – Now A Major Motion Picture 13:43.732 Turtle Sex Sounds / Erotic S&M Christmas Tree Cosplay  19:41.654 Leaving A Voicemail And Speaking […] The post The Sewer Turds Are Coming For You Next first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/5/202355 minutes, 39 seconds
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The Chatbot That Wants You To Kill Yourself

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 My DNA Ancestry Results 2:55.707 Murder Porn Christian Tik Tokker Is Back! 13:16.112 Crazy Religious Folks 17:43.375 Shirtless Man Kicked Off Plane 21:00.097 Top G Autistic Alpha Student Puts Teacher In Place 25:04.641 Support Distorted View Daily! 27:46.040 Drew Carey Used AI To Voice His Show 29:08.251 Chatbot Suggested Suicide […] The post The Chatbot That Wants You To Kill Yourself first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/3/202345 minutes, 21 seconds
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Chewie Feasting On Leia’s Quivering Little Bud

ON TODAY’S SHOW: We’re in the middle of a Sideshow exclusive week, but I wanted to pop in here and post a Best-Of show. Here’s some stuff you’re missing this week: BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check […] The post Chewie Feasting On Leia’s Quivering Little Bud first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/30/20231 hour, 8 minutes, 8 seconds
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God’s Creepy 3:00 AM Texts

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Two Buddies With Daddy Issues 1:49.104 Crying And Hitting Yourself To Achieve Climax 10:52.967 Dude Gagging It All Up 11:52.827 Woman’s Dead Pet Squirrel Went Missing 13:30.229 Let God Blow Up Your Phone With Thirsty Texts 15:53.954 Novelty Song Singer Is Obsessed With Peen 20:52.933 Galileo Has Some Breaking News […] The post God’s Creepy 3:00 AM Texts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/25/202350 minutes, 42 seconds
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Violating Crack And Laying Black Pipe

ON TODAY’S SHOW: It’s another Best-Of show for your Thursday. Sideshow members are getting a new episode of DV a little later today. Want to hear? Sign up for the Sideshow! BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check […] The post Violating Crack And Laying Black Pipe first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/23/202334 minutes, 2 seconds
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Lil Dick Meets Stank Pussy In The Sexual Event Of The Year

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 The Original Sweet Rectum Has Been Found! 1:35.612 Fast Forward BJ’s 13:45.760 New Horned Up Youtard 15:54.390 Pedo Catchers Making Creep Call His Wife And Confess 21:59.047 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:38.611 Reginal Discharge 32:32.814 Not A Very Gracious Threesome Guest 38:29.500 A Flirtatious Bowel Movement 42:31.292 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 […] The post Lil Dick Meets Stank Pussy In The Sexual Event Of The Year first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/22/202352 minutes, 38 seconds
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Punished Rectum And Other Assorted Romance Poems

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Bad Erotic Audio Poems 2:14.898 Ben Shapiro Reads Us Some Sexy Adult Poems 7:06.571 Ode To Scrod 13:35.778 Paula Abdul Is Doing Commercials For Psychic Lines 16:09.009 Dr. Phil Didn’t Like Lie Detector Results 21:04.902 How A Youtard Lost His Virginity 26:31.792 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:06.050 Apartment Squatters […] The post Punished Rectum And Other Assorted Romance Poems first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/20/202351 minutes, 17 seconds
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Squeaky Colons And Right-Wing Sperm Auctions

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Meade Shows Off His Colon 3:00.905 Drunk Politician Gives Speech / Flips Car 9:20.875 4Chan Poster Gets Arrested / Mom Seems Thrilled 14:18.719 Some Linda Finkle Worthy Freestyle Rapping 18:23.577 A New Racist Anthem? 21:49.931 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:52.086 Cumming Soon: Right Wing Sperm Auction 29:42.502 Hitting Up […] The post Squeaky Colons And Right-Wing Sperm Auctions first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/18/202346 minutes, 19 seconds
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Don’t Bite The Hand That F’s You

ON TODAY’S SHOW: I’ve got a best of show for you today! Later today a brand new Sideshow exclusive episode is coming. Sign up for the Sideshow so you don’t miss a thing! BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted […] The post Don’t Bite The Hand That F’s You first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/16/202344 minutes, 30 seconds
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Butt Blown With Ozone

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.120 I’m Getting The Wrong Adult Advertisements Served To Me 1:51.559 Temu Is This Year’s Wish! 10:19.548 More Gibberish Light Language From Star Seeds 16:07.391 Screaming Racist With Bonus Threats To Nancy Pelosi 22:00.534 Woman With Sweaty Breasts Hates Lesbians 25:35.528 Please Consider Supporting DV! 29:18.481 AI ChatGPT Can Now Summarize […] The post Butt Blown With Ozone first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/15/202354 minutes, 20 seconds
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Bathtub Meat Slaughter – A DV True Crime Investigation

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 More Chock Full Of Love 2:29.602 16 Inches Down The Mouth 5:36.104 Pin Cushion Poon 7:52.250 Dog The Bounty Hunter’s Pastor Speaking Tongues 10:47.093 Racist Guy Tries To Antagonize Police Officer 13:51.393 IRL Streamer Maces Stranger 17:28.307 Magic Africa Pastor Grows An Arm 23:03.332 Sign For The Sideshow Today! 25:33.976 […] The post Bathtub Meat Slaughter – A DV True Crime Investigation first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/13/202353 minutes, 37 seconds
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Mama’s Little Baby Doesn’t Love Dick Shortening

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Twink Loving Tennessee Governor Speaks Out 3:28.257 Child Predator Or Deep Web Hacker – You Decide 11:18.091 Insane Adults Break Into Kids Garage To Scream And Yell 20:23.268 Numbered Words By A Crazy Person 24:10.142 Newsmax Covers The New Power Ranger Characters For 2023 27:19.259 Sign Up For The Sideshow […] The post Mama’s Little Baby Doesn’t Love Dick Shortening first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/11/202357 minutes, 26 seconds
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Red Hot Sissy Trans GettingThat Creamy Reward

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Later today I’ve got a BRAND NEW Sideshow exclusive episode of DV. Right now though, enjoy a Best-Of show from 2015. It’s a fun one! Enjoy   BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out […] The post Red Hot Sissy Trans GettingThat Creamy Reward first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/9/202340 minutes, 14 seconds
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Women Can Smell The Fap Juice On You

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Meade’s Latina Fetish / Incel Message Board Posts 2:03.204 Women Can Smell The Fap On You 10:19.496 More TikTokkers Against Masturbation 12:19.582 Pastor Thinks Biden Is A Demon 13:16.265 Women Are MESSES 17:54.257 True Empowerment Is Doing Degrading Sex Acts On Film 19:13.534 Your Daily Airport / Airplane Freakout 22:34.098 […] The post Women Can Smell The Fap Juice On You first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/8/202347 minutes, 48 seconds
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Dhar Mann’s Dysfunctional Fam

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Dhar Mann And The Case Of Pineapple Pizza Prick 1:40.629 Actors Are Protesting Dhar Mann 9:18.418 An Incel Is Proud Of His Weird Fetishes 15:08.992 Animal Lover Freaks Out At The Fishery 21:51.863 Confrontational Crazy Person Messes With Wrong Guy At Bar 24:39.946 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:46.121 Passive Agressive Sex […] The post Dhar Mann’s Dysfunctional Fam first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/6/202348 minutes, 49 seconds
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Ask Your Chiropractor If Breast Mapping And Vaginal Electrode Stimulation Is Right For You!

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Depressed Youtubers Are Being Suggested To Me 2:30.097 The Loud Screeching Street Preacher Is Back! 13:25.380 Lyft Driver Gets Shot At And Then It Gets Worse 18:41.573 DUI Arrest Of A Middle School Principal 23:37.022 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:29.702 Calling The Cops Because The Cops Are Using Mind […] The post Ask Your Chiropractor If Breast Mapping And Vaginal Electrode Stimulation Is Right For You! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/4/202352 minutes, 54 seconds
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Getting Fellatio From A Seagull – This is NOT A How-To Tutorial

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 The Awkward Nerds Who Work At Computer Stores 2:20.269 Old Man Freaks Out Because He Calledd The Wrong Number 6:51.859 Toothless Granny Vs. Stinky Trans Woman 9:33.134 Old Asian Dude Either Wants To Fight Or Have Sex With Young Man 12:29.252 Airport Freakout Over Human Trafficking Suspicion 15:05.300 Daniel Larson […] The post Getting Fellatio From A Seagull – This is NOT A How-To Tutorial first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/2/202342 minutes, 33 seconds
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Latex Mask Asphyxiation Character Work

  On Today’s Show: It’s a best of show filled with Sears commercials, fart circus acts, goofy latex mask play, and much much more. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View – Check out our Patreon page Get more Distorted […] The post Latex Mask Asphyxiation Character Work first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/1/202338 minutes, 27 seconds
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A Fabric Softener Scent Booster But For Hardcore Drugs

ON TODAY’S SHOW: The Grocery Store That Will Save You Money! 0:00.000 Introduction 1:59.359 A Japanese Vomit Three Way 4:00.642 Blaring Porn During A Local News Live Report 8:05.753 New and Exotic Fisting Sounds  10:07.267 Psychic Medium Speaks To Corey Feldman 14:40.793 Soverign Citizen Says She Doesn’t Need A Drivers License 24:19.075 Support DV Today […] The post A Fabric Softener Scent Booster But For Hardcore Drugs first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
2/27/202358 minutes, 43 seconds
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Australian Sex Accidents

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Our New American Anthem 2:36.060 Streamer Donation Goes Incredibly RIGHT 7:07.090 Woman Hates Spanish Language TV 13:01.194 Angry Man Hates Giving The Government Money 20:26.487 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 24:05.210 America’s Favorite Incel Is Not Allowed In The Sky 25:49.424 Australian Sex Accidents 30:06.522 Watching Porn While Performing Surgery […] The post Australian Sex Accidents first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
2/25/202347 minutes, 9 seconds
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Urine Wizard Casts a Few Yellow Magic Spells On Us

  On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Dildo Missiles And Pussy Planes 2:17.225 The Urine Wizzard Casts Pee Spells 3:42.669 Harassing Non Profits At Walmart 8:52.767 Court Case Where The Defendent Doesn’t Want To Say The Word Guilty 14:09.403 Racist Confronts Interracial Couple 21:03.815 Monkeysexual Rap 23:47.626 Support DV Today! 26:03.589 Giant Dick Terrorizes Women 27:51.384 […] The post Urine Wizard Casts a Few Yellow Magic Spells On Us first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
2/23/202346 minutes, 37 seconds
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Putting Dung Sauce On Your Steak

  On Today’s Show: It’s a best of show filled with Pastor Manning, bareback flu injections, deli meat sliced castrations, and much more! I’ll be back later with a brand new episode, Freaks!   BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Call In To The Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 A new way to help support Tim / […] The post Putting Dung Sauce On Your Steak first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
2/22/202344 minutes, 16 seconds
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Swimming Laps In My Pistol Pool

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 I Hate President’s Day 1:59.654 The New Timian Calendar System 4:23.865 Black Speaker Wants To Get Rid Of White Babies 9:40.906 The Gentlemen (And Lady) Callers Into The Spank Bank Voicemail System 12:50.432 Galileo Is Mad At Japan / Wants To Corrupt AI 18:57.023 Vomitting On Shrooms 23:11.614 Suport Quality […] The post Swimming Laps In My Pistol Pool first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
2/20/202344 minutes, 9 seconds
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Smoking Some Of That Herb Of Christ

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Organized Religion Just Needs To Chill, Man 2:47.577 Anti-Masturbation TikTokkers 4:26.773 New youtard! Daniel Larson – A Primer  – Part 2 10:50.401 Woke Satanist Sam Smith  20:37.447 Don’t Condition The Butt Hole 24:20.627 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:37.670 Gunned Down Over Lack Of Chalupas 28:15.827 Somehow Bigger Penises Is […] The post Smoking Some Of That Herb Of Christ first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
2/17/202347 minutes, 49 seconds
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Check Out My Veiny Colon!

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Meade’s Veiny Colon 2:11.519 Jesse Lee Peterson Doesn’t Get Sex / Is Against The Female Orgasm 8:39.023 A Canadian Police Fingering Goes Wrong 14:06.273 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominees 22:27.634 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:36.731 Smearing Dog Poop On Your Critics 28:17.466 Setting Your Car On Fire To […] The post Check Out My Veiny Colon! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
2/15/202347 minutes, 18 seconds
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The Legend Of Old Dick Nose

On Today’s Show: 50% Off One Iteam! Promo Code FREAK 0:00.000 Introduction 1:16.298 I’m Still Talking About That Damn Fish Commercial 3:15.363 Let’s Listen To A Marriage Fall Apart 8:30.931 Broadcasting Toilet Time On Youtube 21:04.898 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:48.160 White Chicks Celebrating Black History Month In The Worst Way Possible 30:34.514 The […] The post The Legend Of Old Dick Nose first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
2/13/202351 minutes, 8 seconds
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Tone Deaf Temple Pilots

On Today’s Show: Try The Galileo Game IN PROGRESS: Introduction 0:00.000 Still Poz’ed Up With Covaids 2:55.058 Play The Galileo Video Game I’m Working On 5:48.715 Update From Pig Slave Norm! 7:56.792 Extreme Church Sermons 10:11.097 Master Lady Bits Licker / Idiot 14:30.315 Hungry For Mommy’s Milkers 17:44.832 A Painful Sounding Full Body Crush 18:38.414 […] The post Tone Deaf Temple Pilots first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
2/11/202339 minutes, 30 seconds
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Little Adolf Shitler Is On Tiktok

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 COVID-19 Has Come For Me / RIP 2:33.068 A Little Waif Of A Man Is Adolf Hitler Reincarnated? 5:44.550 Stand Up Comedian Crashes And Burns 9:50.821 Magic Man Is Have Issues Flying 18:13.655 Religious Airplane Freakout 19:19.344 Ending / Sign Up For The Sideshow! 23:25.169 BE A PART OF THIS […] The post Little Adolf Shitler Is On Tiktok first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
2/8/202325 minutes, 36 seconds
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Cyclops Breasts And Exploding Testicles

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 976-INNARDS 1:59.295 Casting 900 Phone Sex Commercials 4:45.184 Angry Voicemails From Phone Sex Customers 8:13.648 Turns Out Emma Watson is Not A Good Person 12:28.091 Woman With A Cycloptic Boob And Big Fat V 15:29.935 Finding The Person Who Stole Your Credit Card 20:07.701 Make Timmyboo Smile – Sign Up […] The post Cyclops Breasts And Exploding Testicles first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
2/6/202345 minutes, 58 seconds
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Lost In A Young Lady’s Gravy Canal

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Sailor Moon’s Uterus-Based Attack 3:45.939 Panic When The Butt Plug Gets Sucked Up Your Pooper 6:35.507 A Grocery Store For Drugs 12:28.232 An AIDS related Song Poem 18:28.056 The Energy Alien Light Being Communicator Is Back 21:47.674 Freak Out At The Post Office 24:05.182 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:27.571 […] The post Lost In A Young Lady’s Gravy Canal first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
2/3/202349 minutes, 4 seconds
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Rogue Penis Tumbleweeding Across A Gas Station Parking Lot

  On Today’s Show: Listen To Chris Conde’s Cum On My Beard (C.O.M.B.) Introduction 0:00.000 Streamer Apologizes For Watching And Beating Meat To Deep Fake Videos 1:34.371 The Angriest Homless Father And Son Team Are Back 16:46.107 Meade Relates To And Identifies With Murderers  23:01.950 Sign Up For The Sideshow 28:20.809 Dragon Person Struggles With […] The post Rogue Penis Tumbleweeding Across A Gas Station Parking Lot first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
2/1/202351 minutes, 56 seconds
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Helping Japan Out Of Their Sex Funk

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Helping Japan Out Of Their Sex Funk 2:04.744 Twin Sisters Do Everything Together 8:33.905 Fish Penetration 17:57.072 White Bitch Vs. Little Girls Watering Flowers 20:32.711 Airport Freakout Remix 23:54.037 Sign Up For The Sideshow 26:14.995 Praising Hitler Will Still Get You Banned On Twitter 28:27.190 Pelosi Hammer Attacker Apologizes. Kind […] The post Helping Japan Out Of Their Sex Funk first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/30/202346 minutes, 8 seconds
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Beauty And The Bathhouse

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Bad Life Alert Acting 1:28.208 Another Low Battery Smoke Alarm 5:20.494 AI Emma Watson Still Harassing Poor Man 7:51.723 Gay Dream Date: Blowing Dudes And Big Macs 12:48.154 Butt Dialing 911 While Kill Dudes (In A Video Game) 15:09.356 Shitty Uber Passengers 23:30.806 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:55.748 North […] The post Beauty And The Bathhouse first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/28/202349 minutes, 17 seconds
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Don’t Miss The Great Snatch, Charlie Brown

On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! Got a best of show for you today AND later today I’ll be back with your brand new podcast! Enjoy! Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV […] The post Don’t Miss The Great Snatch, Charlie Brown first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/27/202336 minutes, 38 seconds
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Splash Mountain-Flavored Racist Tears

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.872 My Car Search Nightmare Is Over 1:47.022 Notable Moments In Womens History 5:23.891 The Modern Sissy Sub Male 8:05.515 Screaming A Pedo In A Target 9:58.348 Delusional Woman Thinks Highly Of Herself / Gets Put In Place 15:05.961 Aiport Freak Out: Indian Dude Edition 19:16.546 Sign Up For The Sideshow […] The post Splash Mountain-Flavored Racist Tears first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/25/202344 minutes, 20 seconds
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Charred Urethral Walls

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 DV Merchandise Store Closing Up For The Year 2:17.368 God Is Back And He’s Hotter Than Ever 3:23.085 Reading Death Threats Out Loud At A School Board Meeting 5:19.982 Stop Teaching Children The Number 6! My Solution… 10:07.564 Woman Refuses To Understand How A Stop Sign Works 13:13.024 Incel Tries […] The post Charred Urethral Walls first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/23/202348 minutes, 7 seconds
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At Least Give Us Aborted Baby Meat Nutrition Labels

On Today’s Show: Visit The Distorted View Merch Store Now! Introduction 0:00.000 DV Merchandise Store Closing Up For The Year 2:17.368 God Is Back And He’s Hotter Than Ever 3:23.085 Reading Death Threats Out Loud At A School Board Meeting 5:19.982 Stop Teaching Children The Number 6! My Solution… 10:07.564 Woman Refuses To Understand How […] The post At Least Give Us Aborted Baby Meat Nutrition Labels first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/20/202353 minutes, 42 seconds
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The Cursed Pussy Squirt Of Black Women

On Today’s Show: Visit The Distorted View Merch Store Now! Introduction 0:00.000 Newsflash: Car Salesmen Are Shady AF 1:59.442 Drunk T-mobile Employee Erases Woman’s Phone 10:06.579 Finding Out Your Wife Is On Onlyfans 16:03.315 Man Tries To Enter Store 1 Minute Before Closing 22:32.493 When Your Uber Eats Driver Eats Your Food 26:37.965 Become A […] The post The Cursed Pussy Squirt Of Black Women first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/18/202353 minutes
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Martin Luther King Dong Jr. Tribute

On Today’s Show: Visit The Distorted View Merch Store Now! Introduction 0:00.000 MLK Day! Equality Is Way Cool 2:07.373 More Meade Insanity 4:09.920 M&M Woke Libtard Candy! 9:39.634 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 21:10.834 The MLK Penis Sculpture 22:36.466 Not A Great Record To Hold 26:17.476 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 31:15.730 Have Your Voicemail Played On […] The post Martin Luther King Dong Jr. Tribute first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/16/202334 minutes, 46 seconds
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Take A Deep Sniff And then Pull It Out, Baby

  Watch Night Owls: Ladies In Danger Visit The Distorted View Merch Store Now! Introduction 0:00.000 Catchy Dumb Commercials / Juicy Fruit 2:19.710 Andrew Tate Kinda Admits To Strangling A Woman 9:09.676 Galileo Comes To Andrew Tate’s Defense 13:03.793 A Royal Penis Frostbite 15:39.333 Alex Jones Vs. Piers Morgan 17:53.112 When Crazy People Can Afford […] The post Take A Deep Sniff And then Pull It Out, Baby first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/13/202352 minutes, 9 seconds
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Pooping Yourself As A Defense Mechanism

Order Now Before The Store Closes!   Visit The Store Now! Introduction 0:00.000 Soda Rant: Lemon/Lime Starry 3:49.346 Some Of The Worst Fake Tourettes Tics Ever 8:22.231 TikTok Tards With Fake Disorders 10:54.925 Reclaiming The R Word 16:42.252 A Legal Seizure Loophole 18:13.321 Shitting Yourself During A Street Fight 20:28.977 Verbally Harassing A Pro-Life Parade […] The post Pooping Yourself As A Defense Mechanism first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/11/202349 minutes, 29 seconds
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RIP Feltch: The Amazing Porn Sniffing Dog

Order Now Before The Store Closes!   Visit The Store Now! Introduction 0:00.000 My Shit Filled Weekend 2:37.028 Senior Citizens Making Sweet, Lemon Party-esque Love 3:58.217 Self Pasghetti Pleasure 13:29.077 A Gwaggle Gwaggle For Your Monday 16:01.842 Annoying Vaping Britsh Schoolgirl Vs. An Entire Train 17:32.863 Walmart Check Cashing Incident 21:12.888 The Australian Who Things […] The post RIP Feltch: The Amazing Porn Sniffing Dog first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/9/202353 minutes, 22 seconds
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Peanut Butter And Jelly Amputated Leg Stump

Order Now Before The Store Closes!   Visit The Store Now! Sorry, no show notes as of yet. Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories BE A […] The post Peanut Butter And Jelly Amputated Leg Stump first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/5/202348 minutes, 46 seconds
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I’m Just Listening To Owls And Pooping Myself

Order Now Before The Store Closes!   Visit The Store Now! Podcast Plug: Listen To The Great Big Pranks Podcast With Pete And Vlad! Introduction 0:00.000 May Yo Deek Stay Ever Howaad 3:20.185 New Years Eve 8:58.178 Another Police Report Filed Against Meade Skelton 13:31.627 Dog Shit On The Nativity Scene 18:41.906 Meade’s Playing The […] The post I’m Just Listening To Owls And Pooping Myself first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/2/202353 minutes, 56 seconds
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The Erotic Appeal Of Paper Bags

  The Distorted View Store is Open!       Visit The Store Now! Introduction 0:00.000 A Cowabunga Test Of Patience 0:21.278 Turtle Power! 9:18.711 Quitting Q-Anon While Still Being Crazy 11:18.655 Trying To Loot A Fedex Truck Backfires 20:36.143 Porch Pirate Faces Porta-Potty Justice 23:22.030 Anarchy In America’s Airports 25:18.660 Woman Caught Pissing On […] The post The Erotic Appeal Of Paper Bags first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/29/20221 hour, 27 seconds
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Rough Knuckling Your Love Nub

  The Distorted View Store is Open!       Visit The Store Now! Introduction 0:00.000 My Christmas Roundup 2:34.593 My Mom’s Living In The Slums 5:01.597 Walking In To A Shit Related Phone Call 7:32.390 Merry Christmas From Youtard Joey 11:14.903 Gail Has Broken Her Bating Thumb 12:06.230 An Electric Vehicle Anthem 22:51.197 Become […] The post Rough Knuckling Your Love Nub first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/27/202252 minutes, 26 seconds
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S&M Bondage Mistress Crashes City Council Meeting

The Distorted View Store is Open For 2022! Visit The Store Now! Introduction 0:00.000 Christmas Trip And Weather Warnings 3:53.046 Calling The Police Complaint Line About Some Stolen Weed, Man 8:04.458 Angry Homeless Man Is Back At It 17:00.807 Galileo Links A Space Shutt Explosion To Child Exploitation Ban 22:54.331 A Holiday Store Freakout – […] The post S&M Bondage Mistress Crashes City Council Meeting first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/22/202256 minutes, 52 seconds
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Space Satellite Scrotum Death Rays

The Distorted View Store is Open For 2022! Visit The Store Now! PROMO CODE: SATANAWAY 0:00.000 Introduction 0:53.336 Christmas Schedule 2:57.901 My Mom’s Boyfriend Was On SNL 4:02.119 Linda Finkle Of Hall Of Fame Christmas Song 7:10.821 Another Late Night Meade Mail 13:15.108 Satellite Rays Targeting A Man’s Teeth 15:44.790 Elon Woship Jamz 22:19.845 Sign […] The post Space Satellite Scrotum Death Rays first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/19/202252 minutes, 32 seconds
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Trump NFT Collectible Cards Are The Beanie Babies Of Franklin Mint Plates

  The Distorted View Store is Open For 2022!       Visit The Store Now! Introduction Christmas Shopping is Hard Trump Digital Collectable Trading Cards Trump Should Have Gotten Don West To Sell His NFT’s Hysterical Woman At A Traffic Stop Listener Submitted Mental Breakdown Nieghbors Fighting With Colorful Language Happy 18th Boirthday DV! […] The post Trump NFT Collectible Cards Are The Beanie Babies Of Franklin Mint Plates first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/16/202254 minutes, 45 seconds
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Roasting Minorities

The Distorted View Store is Open For 2022! Visit The Store Now! PROMO CDOE: DORK – $15 Techno Geek Shirt 0:00.000 Introduction 1:23.660 Roast Battle Between Minorities 5:13.286 Forced To Buy Kids Dinner On A Date? 8:34.805 Exploding Weiners And Perfect Breasts 15:05.202 Mom Has A Crush On Elvis Actor / Drunk Elvis 20:43.335 White […] The post Roasting Minorities first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/14/202251 minutes, 13 seconds
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Belly Button Poking And Stabbing Fetish

  The Distorted View Store is Open For 2022!       Visit The Store Now! On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 The Most Overused Song In Commercial 2022 Edition 3:46.268 Drug Store Butt Plugs 8:50.310 Youtard Joey Reports On Empty Grocery Store Shelves 11:50.773 New Fetish Alert: Belly Button Stabbing 15:22.799 Cleaning Toilets, Drinking Pee, […] The post Belly Button Poking And Stabbing Fetish first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/12/202255 minutes, 2 seconds
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Parasitic Dance Party In Your Scrotum

The Distorted View Store is Open For 2022! Visit The Store Now! On Today’s Show: Save 10% Off Everything! Promo Code: PROMOCODE 0:00.000 Introduction 0:29.232 Meade Goes Wild In His Discord 2:13.259 Another Light Being Who Is Totally Not Just a Crazy Person Off-Meds 9:42.032 Mixed-Race Relationships: Everyone Seems To Hate Them Now 15:32.006 Livestream […] The post Parasitic Dance Party In Your Scrotum first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/10/202255 minutes, 14 seconds
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Cheesy Feces Cars And Dino Cats

The Distorted View Store is Open For 2022! Visit The Store Now! On Today’s Show: PROMO CODE: MILKYMILKY 0:00.000 Sexbots And AI 2:21.107 I’m Making AI Art Over Here 5:01.138 AI Paints A Picture Of Our Meade 7:09.903 Emma Watson Won’t Leave This Guy Alone 8:41.948 Live King’s Apology Video / Infomercial 11:59.375 Hardcore Christian […] The post Cheesy Feces Cars And Dino Cats first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/8/202247 minutes, 33 seconds
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The Dangers Of Mixed-Gendered Public Pools

ON TODAY’S SHOW The Distorted View Store is Open For 2022! Visit The Store Now! On Today’s Show: PROMO CODE: TOESUCKER – Tody’s DV Store Deal! 0:00.000 Meade Skelton Thinks Jesus Might Be White / Thoughts On Jewish People 2:46.994 Meade On Kanye / Nick Fuentes 7:43.890 Meade Has A Problem With Public Pools 15:13.437 […] The post The Dangers Of Mixed-Gendered Public Pools first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/6/202255 minutes, 51 seconds
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All Is Calm, All Is Sopping Wet

ON TODAY’S SHOW The Distorted View Store is Open For 2022! Visit The Store Now! On Today’s Show: I’ve got a best-of show for you right now, but I’ll be back later today with a new episode of DV. Sit tight and enjoy! Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news […] The post All Is Calm, All Is Sopping Wet first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/5/202247 minutes, 1 second
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Gross Boys Don’t Think, They Stink

ON TODAY’S SHOW The Distorted View Store is Open For 2022! Visit The Store Now! On Today’s Show: Today’s DV Store Deal! 0:00.000 Introduction 4:32.773 Kanye On Alex Jones 9:28.543 Beware Of The Short Stack Cops 23:45.363 Stinky Hamburger Pony Gooner Bater 27:51.593 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:33.307 All-Natural Body Builder Might Actually Be […] The post Gross Boys Don’t Think, They Stink first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/2/202251 minutes, 7 seconds
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Nipples As Big As The End Of My Thumb

ON TODAY’S SHOW The Distorted View Store is Open For 2022!       Visit The Store Now! On Today’s Show: Distorted View Store Daily Deal! 0:00.000 Introduction 4:54.163 Shooter’s Meth Dad’s Youtube Series: Oww! My Balls! 6:59.110 Meth Dad On Divorce Court And In Porn 9:55.709 Meth Dad Was On Intervention! 16:49.395 When Extra […] The post Nipples As Big As The End Of My Thumb first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/30/202248 minutes, 37 seconds
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Popping A Can Of Poop Pringles

ON TODAY’S SHOW SIDESHOW CYBER MONDAY DEALS ARE LIVE! $50 Yearly and $5 Monthly Subscriptions! The Distorted View Store is Open For 2022! Visit The Store Now! On Today’s Show: Cyber Monday! Last Chance At Sideshow Membership Deal! 0:00.000 Today’s DV Store Deal Of The Day! 0:53.566 Introduction 4:35.284 The Holiday Is Here! Music 6:03.389 […] The post Popping A Can Of Poop Pringles first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/28/202246 minutes, 19 seconds
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Spin The Wheel Of Misery

ON TODAY’S SHOW I’ve got a Best-Of to listen to as you digest your turkey giblets and stuffing! More importantly… SIDESHOW BLACK FRIDAY DEALS ARE LIVE! $50 Yearly and $5 Monthly Subscriptions! Also… The Distorted View Store is Open For 2022!       Visit The Store Now! Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show […] The post Spin The Wheel Of Misery first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/25/202236 minutes, 45 seconds
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Dick Swizzle-Stick And The Tainted Beverages

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Tim Henson: The Black Widow Of Podcasting 3:55.498 Poetry Reading 5:06.419 Thanksgiving Desert Recipe Idea 10:20.537 An Award Winning Pervert! 13:56.432 Woman Is Mad That She Hit A Car 21:07.905 Sign Up For The Sideshow 24:39.498 Dick Swizzlestick And The Tainted Beverages 26:06.921 A Fumbled Cheez Doodle Drug Trade 30:58.654 […] The post Dick Swizzle-Stick And The Tainted Beverages first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/23/202251 minutes, 55 seconds
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Sailing The Poop Lagoon

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 This Week’s Schedule 1:54.884 The Metaverse Is Laughably Bad 3:54.447 Pastor Manning Is Back! Boom Shakalaka! 10:38.322 The Galileocare Act  13:29.440 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 18:55.143 Florida Woman’s Failed Real Life Rom Com 19:45.979 Drowning Down At The Shit Lagoon 25:06.346 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 26:59.776 Have Your Voicemail […] The post Sailing The Poop Lagoon first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/21/202233 minutes, 59 seconds
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Playing Double Dutch With Your Kidneys

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 The Worst Music Recital Ever – CHECK OUT CLASSICAL GAS EMISSIONS 3:37.439 Introducing Christian Death Metal – – CHECK OUT CLASSICAL GAS EMISSIONS 8:59.279 Lick A Lady’s Dirty Hairy Armpits 11:56.817 Getting That Butthole To Sparkle 14:31.081 The Painful Cries Due To A Fist 16:32.169 The Erotic Allure Of Toxic […] The post Playing Double Dutch With Your Kidneys first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/18/202254 minutes, 25 seconds
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Dick Battered And Spite Piss Marinade

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Ave Maria (The Tim And Meade Duet Mix) 3:12.626 Kim K Is Breaking In To People’s Houses Stealing Porn 9:58.466 Angry Girlfriend Gets Arrested And Pisses Herself 14:33.053 Uber Driver / Prostitute Mix Up 21:52.597 Support Distorted View Daily! 28:41.562 A Boss Level Weathergay! 31:19.720 Andy Dick – Registered Sex […] The post Dick Battered And Spite Piss Marinade first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/16/202253 minutes, 19 seconds
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How Do You Pay For A Ghost Prostitute?

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Death Of A Pony 1:44.996 Galileo2333 Is A Gamer! 5:23.536 More Fake Disorders On TikTok 10:55.420 Simple Living: DID Dinner Party! 19:17.014 Indian Vs. Indian Part 2 21:51.715 Needing Tech Support At 4 In The Morning 24:04.904 Support Distorted View Daily! 28:48.590 Building A New Haven For Pot And Prostitutes […] The post How Do You Pay For A Ghost Prostitute? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/14/202248 minutes, 10 seconds
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Eating Toe Jam Out Of A Dudes Stinky Sweaty Feet

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.838 Jesse Lee Peterson Reacts To The Midterm Election Results 2:50.056 Radio Call-In Gets Emotional 10:27.766 Foot Week – Feet Worship 14:15.363 Satanic Fetish Videos 17:30.153 Satanic Shit Sermon 18:47.094 Meth Piss And Devil Worshipping 21:44.251 A Little Gay Satanic Sex 24:09.327 Support Distorted View Daily! 27:23.994 A DV Update! The […] The post Eating Toe Jam Out Of A Dudes Stinky Sweaty Feet first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/11/202250 minutes, 18 seconds
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A Chewed Up Chode And Gangrenous Balls

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Election Night In America 2:29.166 The Jesuits Are Hurting Gail’s Feet 11:22.363 Highlights From Meade’s Stream 14:52.178 Incel Calls The Cops To Help Him Harass And Stalk Girl 22:29.348 Sign Up For The Sideshow – DV’s Member Site 31:53.651 A Hollywood Mogul’s Chewed Up Looking Chode 34:00.250 Measuring Your Penis […] The post A Chewed Up Chode And Gangrenous Balls first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/9/202255 minutes, 35 seconds
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Drawing With Dog Turds: The Home Game

ON TODAY’S SHOW Youtard Shane Lee Once Again Addresses THOSE Rumors 2:11.967 Barefooters Are A Weird Group Of People 7:27.620 A Date Rejection Prompts A Heartful Original Song 15:49.202 Suckin Da Pee Pee Through A Tube? 20:02.945 Drawing With Dog Turds – The Home Game 23:12.739 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 27:22.768 Dumb Baby […] The post Drawing With Dog Turds: The Home Game first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/7/202250 minutes, 13 seconds
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Sci-Fi Perverts From Sector Nundergay

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Good Girl Drinks 1/3 Cup Of Her Own Lady Batter 1:57.258 Sexual Harassment Training Scenerios (1981) 8:06.030 Let’s Review The 90’s Low Budget Tele-Play “PERVERT” 20:02.140 Support Distorted View Please! 33:19.136 Woman Can’t Get Her Mouth Tattoo Off 34:53.571 Flat Headed Babies And The Pillows That Could Kill Them 37:54.814 […] The post Sci-Fi Perverts From Sector Nundergay first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/4/202254 minutes, 22 seconds
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How To Do The Cybersex (Circa 1995)

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.026 Test Of Patience 0:22.875 The Super Mario Brother Super Show 9:08.979 How To Do The Cybersex (Circa 1995) 11:54.664 Drink Vomit Or Do Butt Stuff? Christian Leaders Weigh In 24:10.223 Support DV! Sign Up For The Sideshow 30:08.906 Grandpa Wants To Get Freaky In The Haunted House 32:35.515 Wife Swapping […] The post How To Do The Cybersex (Circa 1995) first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/2/202254 minutes, 25 seconds
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The Dark Art Of Black Fagic

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.430 My Jerkoff Wrist Is Sprained 2:54.465 I’m An Old Man That Likes Soup 5:51.201 Saturday Night Live Is Objectionably Bad Now 7:26.869 A Witch Casting A Mind Fuck Spell 10:20.347 Severakl Pumkin Pumping Clips 14:01.201 Drinking Piss At A Super Fun Party 19:39.893 Support Distorted View Daily 26:36.632 Kanye / […] The post The Dark Art Of Black Fagic first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/31/202244 minutes, 55 seconds
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Douched With A Deadly Weapon

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Movie Ticket Reparations? 1:18.642 Playing In The Manure Pool 9:34.765 Uber Incel Might Just Be Ready To Snap  12:46.009 Sign Up For The Sideshow And Support This Podcast! 26:46.173 Another Halloween Season / Another Politician Caught In Blackface 28:42.113 Inmate Cuts His Penis Off And Lives To Regret It 34:38.655 […] The post Douched With A Deadly Weapon first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/28/202248 minutes, 22 seconds
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Verbally Humiliating A Toilet Bowl

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 New Gooner Baters! 3:42.947 Mouth Stretchers And Pig Women 8:30.095 Humilation Fetish 11:44.590 Verbally Abusing A Toilet Bowl 13:12.040 A Super Awkward Wedding Speech 17:14.004 Huffing Addict Rage 22:36.196 Support Distorted View Daily! 26:01.778 Pepsi Bleach Zero 27:32.450 Bonus Florida Story – Random Video Caller Stroker 30:21.817 Grandma Got Devoured […] The post Verbally Humiliating A Toilet Bowl first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/27/202247 minutes, 26 seconds
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Ordering A Hit At Murder Hut

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Mom’s Explosive Shits And Vomit 2:28.054 No One Wanted Me To Be Born #ChooseDeath 7:33.886 Dad Treated Me Like A Mosquito 9:56.750 Making Lisa Gail’s 3 Second Rule Sound Good 12:37.011 Police Checking On A Could-Be-Prostitute 18:48.404 Gagging On The Poop Smoothies 21:45.500 Waking Up Your Lover With Hot Pee […] The post Ordering A Hit At Murder Hut first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/25/202249 minutes, 17 seconds
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Mom Plays With Her Fiddlehead

ON TODAY’S SHOW Just got back into town so I’m posting a Best-Of show until today’s brand new episode is ready later tonight. Enjoy! Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy […] The post Mom Plays With Her Fiddlehead first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/24/202230 minutes, 19 seconds
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Protesters Forgot To Bring Their Pee Bowls

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 The Dick That Points Upward 2:42.575 TikTok Engagement And Enragement 5:24.535 Purposefully Karen Videos 8:06.482 Andrew Tate Lite 16:41.444 Tone Deaf / Deaf/ Or Mentally Handicapped? Linda Finkle HOF’s 21:13.149 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 25:51.880 Climate Protesters Don’t Have A Pot To Piss In 27:31.967 Politician Peeping Porn […] The post Protesters Forgot To Bring Their Pee Bowls first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/21/202251 minutes, 55 seconds
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Holy Hot Chocolate And The Secret Number Of Poo

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Steven Assanti Incorporated Is Looking To Hire! 2:41.946 Isolating The Vocal Sounds Of Meade 9:47.865 Kanye To The World: “I’ll Get You, Jews” 14:13.940 Restaurant Menus Are Triggering  19:48.100 Sipping Cocoa Brings You Closer To God 24:03.479 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:12.498 Florida Man Give His Friend A Close […] The post Holy Hot Chocolate And The Secret Number Of Poo first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/19/202249 minutes, 3 seconds
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Only Clean Panties Of A Virgin Can Break The Curse!

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 New Galileo2333 Intro  4:13.982 Injecting Aged Urine To Flush The mRNA Away 6:18.821 Creepy Nail Pervert Tries To Get Teenagers Panties / Dad Responds 11:12.587 Latina Girlfriend – New Meade Music – WATCH ON YOUTUBE 19:40.821 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 23:56.306 Congressional Candidate Release Porn 25:59.732 Jerry Falwell Jr’s […] The post Only Clean Panties Of A Virgin Can Break The Curse! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/17/202247 minutes, 40 seconds
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Fetch Me The Royal Poop Knife

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Meade Explain’s His Trainwreck Livestream 1:58.934 Meade’s Thoughts On The N-Word 4:43.636 Ex-Couples Ask Eachother Uncomfortable Questions 8:27.455 Alex Jones Live Reacts To His Trial Verdict 13:33.946 Testing My Mexican Pizza Idea With Taco Bell Employees Listen And Subscribe To Great Big Pete’s Great Big Pranks Podcast! 19:04.982 Sign Up […] The post Fetch Me The Royal Poop Knife first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/13/202249 minutes, 18 seconds
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Don’t Wire Money To An Astronaut Stuck In Space

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Meade’s Stream Went Off The Rails 2:00.884 Psychotic Woman With A Cat Scratch Tree And Knife 18:04.780 Causing A Huge Scene At A Funeral 21:14.682 Sign Up For The Sideshow 23:16.283 Breaking Your Back At Twitchcon 24:48.269 The Newest Romance Scam: Intergalactic Love 32:08.835 Getting F’ed (Over) At The Strip […] The post Don’t Wire Money To An Astronaut Stuck In Space first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/11/202251 minutes, 26 seconds
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Crowdsourcing Urine For Fine Art

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: It’s a Best-Of Show Today! Enjoy A Piss Artist Needs Your Help…With Piss Smoke Burping Is A Thing, Maybe? Crazy Bitch At Wingstop Name a Cockroach After Your Lying, Cheating Ex Teenage Fight Ends In Dead Dog Fuck Declaration British Cock Destroyers A Penis Popping Insensitive Re-Enactment Going Out In A Meth […] The post Crowdsourcing Urine For Fine Art first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/10/202242 minutes, 8 seconds
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A Title IX Minority And Sovereign Gendered Citizen

ON TODAY’S SHOW NO SHOW NOTES TODAY Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: A new way to help support Tim […] The post A Title IX Minority And Sovereign Gendered Citizen first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/7/202249 minutes, 11 seconds
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Fat Boob Tacos

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Not A Fan Of McDonald’s Latest Promotions 2:26.552 Little Peanut Sings The Hits 8:48.625 Fat Boob Tacos, Race Play, And Reluctant Raw Sex 13:40.978 Burping Girl Reviews Food 19:03.827 Burping Girl Is Also Trans OnlyFans Entrepreneur 21:05.877 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:03.300 Another States Tackles The Imaginary Issue Of […] The post Fat Boob Tacos first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/5/202249 minutes, 7 seconds
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Sugar Blasted Rim Jobs – Anus O’s: Part of A Delicious Breakfast

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.570 Lincoln, Hitler, And Online Dating With Meade 1:55.757 New Dating App For Conservatives 12:34.486 Taste The Biscuit / Love Scars 15:36.744 Dispute Over Bottled Water Delivery 19:28.607 Self Inflicted Dick Shooting 23:02.102 Sign Up For The Sideshow and Support DV 26:14.507 Unnecessarily Antagonistic Traffic Stop 27:45.528 Ordering Nude Photos At […] The post Sugar Blasted Rim Jobs – Anus O’s: Part of A Delicious Breakfast first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/3/202247 minutes, 55 seconds
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Getting White Supremacists To Spank Your Foreign Roommate

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Love Wins (Gwaggle Gwaggle) 2:08.727 Meade Skelton: Demonic Hurricanes, Hair Pulling, And Lost Gigs 6:17.812 Insane Landlord Is Back At It! 17:02.711 The Worst Dinner Party Ever 20:37.905 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:00.017 The Apple Executive Who Is Most Definitely A Tit Man 30:29.378 Jeffrey Dahmer Played With His […] The post Getting White Supremacists To Spank Your Foreign Roommate first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
9/30/202248 minutes, 35 seconds
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A Good Old Fashion Poop Smearing Feud

ON TODAY’S SHOW No Show Notes Today 🙁 Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: A new way to help support […] The post A Good Old Fashion Poop Smearing Feud first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
9/28/202249 minutes, 41 seconds
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Today’s In-flight Entertainment: The Sounds Of Some Dude Orgasming

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Back From The Weekend 2:35.358 New Halloween Themed Sex Toys 4:29.990 Stand Up Comedy From A Crypto Evangelist 11:25.092 Drunk “LOVE” Neighbor 18:35.263 Staples Showdown – Impossible Customer 21:35.018 Sign Up For The Sideshow: SuperFreakSideshow.Com 29:35.144 Airplane Inflight Entertainment Of Loud Sex Noises 30:55.460 Dog Piss Fueled Anger Ends In […] The post Today’s In-flight Entertainment: The Sounds Of Some Dude Orgasming first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
9/26/202251 minutes, 53 seconds
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Exploding Anime Milkers IRL

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 The Prettiest Poop Of The Year 4:02.491 Space Force’s New Anthem 10:47.821 Gatekeeping Ice Cubes And Toilet Paper – New Reality Show! 13:28.056 Landlord Pulls Gun On Tenant 25:31.389 People Being Over Protective Of Their Car Part 1 27:30.332 People Being Over Protective Of Their Car Part 2 30:22.445 Sign […] The post Exploding Anime Milkers IRL first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
9/23/202258 minutes, 4 seconds
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Marinated Sleepy-Time Chicken

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 More Versions Of Jump 1:47.289 Officer Happy Ending 2:59.302 Following Up With A Death Threat At Autozone 11:29.847 New Political Ads: Grandma Raps And Punk Rock Yacht Magnate 16:53.982 Humiliated At The Car Wash 23:14.294 Sign Up For The Sideshow 26:15.691 Instagram Model Calls Out Adam Levine For Cheating 29:15.753 […] The post Marinated Sleepy-Time Chicken first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
9/21/202249 minutes, 47 seconds
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Taking A Statement Shit – A Bowel Movement That Sends A Message

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 The Yellowjackets Got Me Again 1:50.750 Meade Almost Pooped Himself Again 6:37.253 New Age Light Traveling To A World With Dragons 12:14.638 Calling The Guy Who Left A Pile Of Poop In Front Of Your Motel 17:28.795 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee 20:23.064 Become A Sideshow Member Today! 24:58.324 […] The post Taking A Statement Shit – A Bowel Movement That Sends A Message first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
9/19/202247 minutes, 34 seconds
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The Next Generation of Toilets

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Butthole Removal Medical Procedure 2:28.915 Tim Designs The Next Generation of Toilets 7:49.882 Meade Skelton Mourns The Queen Of England’s Death 10:31.140 Meade Skelton’s 9/11 Memories And Conspiracy Theory 13:54.779 Those High School Furry / Litter Box Rumors Won’t Die 22:03.815 Sign Up For SuperFreakSideshow.Com 26:28.288 Teacher/Parent Messaging App Hacked […] The post The Next Generation of Toilets first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
9/15/20220
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Queen Of England Conspiracy – She Died Having Sex With A Horse

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Disgusting Songs From Twisted Anus And More Homo Core Music 1:55.656 Weird Moment During The Apple iPhone Unveiling 7:01.867 The (Dead) Queen Of England Came On DV 13:20.618 Queen Of England Conspiracy – She Died Having Sex With A Horse 15:07.022 Queen Of England Conspiracy – She Was a School […] The post Queen Of England Conspiracy – She Died Having Sex With A Horse first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
9/13/202254 minutes, 47 seconds
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Crystal Healer Is Also A Vaginal Feeler

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 SCROD MEDIA Betrayal 1:57.771 People Vs. Child Predator And His Dad – WATCH the whole catch 4:57.079 American Werewolf Racist In Poland 16:33.830 Lind Finkle HOF Nominee: Spelling Bees And Shaking Your Groove 21:19.981 Support Distorted View! You’re My Only Hope 25:57.573 Crystal Healer Is Also A Pussy Feeler 27:14.675 […] The post Crystal Healer Is Also A Vaginal Feeler first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
9/8/202246 minutes, 35 seconds
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Girl Cream and Snuff Butter

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Septemberfest Is Bullshit 2:06.149 Sextastic Tuesday – Mommy Snuffs Out Her Girlscout Daughter  7:14.000 Handicap Parking Spot Fight 21:00.598 Letting Women Vote Is Destroying God’s America  23:03.054 Support Distorted View! 27:15.610 Vaginal Laser Beams 29:29.946 Fair Ride Malfunction – A Tower Of Terror 35:19.328 Ketchup Stained Fashion! 39:14.756 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 […] The post Girl Cream and Snuff Butter first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
9/6/202250 minutes, 5 seconds
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Labor Day 2022 – The Time I Seduced A Schizophrenic Child Predator Preacher

ON TODAY’S SHOW It’s Labor Day here in America. Instead of a new show, let’s relive the mentally ill magic of John Bulla. Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video […] The post Labor Day 2022 – The Time I Seduced A Schizophrenic Child Predator Preacher first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
9/5/202251 minutes, 20 seconds
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Rubbing A Statue’s Crotch Until It Shines

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Programming Note! 2:25.177 The Reality Show All About Momma’s Boys 3:24.166 Designer Ostomy Bags And Hairy Women 16:47.242 Meade Skelton’s Gig(s) Have Been Cancelled 19:08.571 Calling The Cops On your Bad Meth Deal  25:25.779 Subscribe To The Sideshow! Support DV 30:43.660 Streaming Poop Songs Is Big Business 32:42.451 Rubbing A […] The post Rubbing A Statue’s Crotch Until It Shines first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
9/2/202254 minutes, 54 seconds
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High On Acid, Gravy Wrestling With A Talking Horse. With Poop.

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 My Greatest DV Discoveries 1:24.004 Penis Queefing – The Skillful Art Of Dick Farting 3:30.398 Alpha Turds Going Down A Beta Mouth 10:27.383 Meade Skelton Is Going Oofey Doofey 17:02.996 Meade’s Musical Tribute To Himself 24:29.636 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:47.208 High On Acid, Talking To A Horse 28:31.399 […] The post High On Acid, Gravy Wrestling With A Talking Horse. With Poop. first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/31/202250 minutes, 45 seconds
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Purchasing A Fresh, Never-Frozen Child

ON TODAY’S SHOW Introduction 0:00.000 Back After A Relaxing Weekend 2:49.162 Physical Air Guitar And Lady Diaper Bleeding 4:24.897 When Catching A Predator Goes Very Wrong 10:34.806 When A Tweaker Snaps To 16:49.072 Bob Hickman Still Has God Inside Of Him 17:52.297 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 23:12.797 Trying To Buy A Fresh, Never Frozen […] The post Purchasing A Fresh, Never-Frozen Child first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/29/202246 minutes, 57 seconds
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Making Eye Contact Might Be A Sex Crime

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Racist Dentist Holds A Press Conference 2:44.878 International Racism: China Edition 7:22.068 A Racist Incident That DOESN’T Involve White And Black People 8:46.325 Prostitution Pop From The Netherlands 12:52.757 Mom’s Vs. Video Gaming Children 19:04.549 Psycho Ex Girlfriend Voicemail 25:02.023 Support Distorted View! 28:36.637 Teachers Can Once Again Paddle Children 30:37.604 […] The post Making Eye Contact Might Be A Sex Crime first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/26/202250 minutes
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Sperming Up The Woketards

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Owning Woketards By Sperming Them Up 2:56.074 How Classified Government Documents Are Like Child Pr0n 8:18.697 Painful Head Waxing 11:40.864 A Gay Domestic Dispute Featuring A WWE Wrestler 13:10.577 Road Rage – Off Duty Cop Edition 18:57.736 Regular Features’s Ode To Scat! – Check Out The Podcast 23:30.716 Sign Up For […] The post Sperming Up The Woketards first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/24/202246 minutes, 17 seconds
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Don’t Make Me Call Homosexual Control To Pick You Up

Show Notes: Introduction 0:01.479 What Is Distorted View Daily? 2:15.007 Aged Urine Snorting 4:59.397 Our Favorite Incel Has Gone Full Furry 8:48.249 Elderly Troublemaker Gets Kicked In The Balls 15:12.473 A Road Rage Roided Up Man Follows Woman Home 18:56.335 Make A Wish Karaoke 23:11.657 Support Distorted View Daily! 29:01.748 Calling Homosexual Control On Problem […] The post Don’t Make Me Call Homosexual Control To Pick You Up first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/22/202249 minutes, 53 seconds
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Introducing Enemawave / Douchecore Music

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Piss Yoga And Nude Bro’ing Out 3:04.516 Meade Skelton Has A Lot Of Female Issues Plaguing His Germanic Built Body 11:06.418 Checking In The MAPs And Zoophiles  17:36.969 New Youtard Alert! 21:57.611 Presenting Your Best Asshole – Song 25:31.884 Support DV! 27:30.081 Stabbed By A Man With No Arms 30:00.233 USPS […] The post Introducing Enemawave / Douchecore Music first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/19/202250 minutes, 58 seconds
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Unsolicited Cocaine Spam

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Meade Is Afraid Of Bridges And Thinks Skinny People Stink 2:52.970 Meade Asks If Slavery Was Really That Bad, Really? 7:26.062 Narc Woman In Battle With Family, Neighbors, And Pizza Hut Trolls 12:10.190 Creepy Perv Follows Women And Films Them 22:44.886 Anthem For The Big Breast Lovers Out There 24:53.336 Sign […] The post Unsolicited Cocaine Spam first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/17/202250 minutes, 12 seconds
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She Got Dick Zoomed

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.708 My Yard Is Out To Kill Me 1:46.148 Father Upset With His Daughter’s Lesbian Haircut 8:08.890 Dollar General Dhar Mann Is Back With More Life Lessons 14:21.874 Airport Meltdown 22:32.988 Sign Up For The Sideshow 26:20.154 Politician Swallowed A Bee 28:05.669 Prank Calling The Police A Lot. A LOT 32:08.675 Sarah […] The post She Got Dick Zoomed first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/15/202250 minutes, 6 seconds
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Espresso Nipples

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 The 1990’s Cinematic Masterpiece “Vibrations” 2:12.692 THe FBI Raid On Trump’s House Has Triggered Some 4:35.619 Carbon Chaperone Is Going To Get Some Radio Play! 10:18.393 The True President Of The United States Is On Youtube 12:40.137 The Child Predator Deeply Into Dog Stuff 17:12.168 Become A Sideshow Member Today! 26:42.105 […] The post Espresso Nipples first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/11/202247 minutes, 46 seconds
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Meat Gruel And Baby Bits In My Toaster Strudel

Show Notes: Intro 0:00.000 Chopped Up Dead Babies In Your Breakfast Pastry 3:36.548 RIP Tory Smith – Banged By Obama Hundreds Of Times 13:31.723 The Bonesmashing Guy Is Also A Paranoid Black Witch 16:13.750 Meade’s Ode To Choco Taco 20:27.229 Mashing Up Songs And Commercials 23:27.696 I Went To Goettafest, A Meat-Gruel Based Celebration 25:09.591 […] The post Meat Gruel And Baby Bits In My Toaster Strudel first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/9/202247 minutes, 50 seconds
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Gargling With Your Brother’s Scooped Out Eyeballs

Show Notes: Best Of Show time! 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: A new way to help […] The post Gargling With Your Brother’s Scooped Out Eyeballs first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/8/202238 minutes, 50 seconds
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Testicle Meatball Cook Off

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 The Man Who Say’s “No Thank You” To BJ’s 2:44.375 600 Pound Life Star’s Summer 2022 Update 6:02.223 The Best McDonalds In The USA Has A Song For Us 14:25.496 A Preacher Who Has Some Harsh Words For Republicans For A Change 16:32.030 A Drug Addict Shows Off Her Boil And […] The post Testicle Meatball Cook Off first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/5/202248 minutes, 33 seconds
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Teens Getting High Drinking Condom Juice

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 The New Trans Models For 2023 1:45.351 More Tik Tokkers Pretending To Have Disorders 7:20.032 Racist New Age Spiritualist Gets Kicked Out Of Home Depot 15:39.145 Knife Wielding Mom On The Playground 22:14.755 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 25:51.237 Getting High Huffing On Condom Juice 27:08.107 Sign Up Online To Date […] The post Teens Getting High Drinking Condom Juice first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/3/202249 minutes, 5 seconds
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Spermy Frozen Pops And Stinky Panties

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 It’s My Birthday! 3:20.780 Tara Reid Is On TikTok And She Might Not Be OK 4:05.993 A Light Healer Speaks In Inter Galactic Tongues 7:09.509 Alex Jones Advances His War With The Robot Future 11:19.713 Bloody Butt Bubbles 16:40.196 Spermy Frozen Pops And Stinky Panties 22:57.288 Sign Up For The Sideshow […] The post Spermy Frozen Pops And Stinky Panties first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/1/202256 minutes, 18 seconds
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To Catch A Toilet Twink

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.498 Ashtabula’s Own Toilet Twink 2:52.564 Insurrection Fetish Videos? 14:35.522 Annoying Poetry Slam “Art” 19:35.534 Dysfunctional Family Visitation Showdown 25:08.065 Sign Up For The Sideshow 28:35.384 Incest Invades The Sims 4 29:37.753 Grandma Wants A Penis Tomb 34:15.577 The Curse Of The Farty Sadnwich 39:27.690 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 42:30.567 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH […] The post To Catch A Toilet Twink first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/29/202249 minutes, 13 seconds
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In Spectacular Lubey Farty Fashion

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 The Quality of Empathy 1:44.120 Meade Fights Against Fatphobia 6:59.946 Poz Load Porn With A Purpose 12:07.987 Butt Chugging ‘Tussin And An Anal Chain Drop 21:39.814 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today 24:22.710 Criminalizing Ghosting 25:39.037 Who Needs Some Of My Pure Untainted Semen? 29:47.238 Using Pitchforks and Whips As A […] The post In Spectacular Lubey Farty Fashion first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/27/202248 minutes, 35 seconds
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Microwaving Used Diapers

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Pamperchu – An Adult Baby…And It’s Downhill From There 2:16.545 NSFW Voice Acting Reel 15:33.401 Breaking Down When A Crazy Lady Appears 19:07.944 Claiming Victoria Secret Lingerie Gave Her an STD 24:02.530 Showdown At A Bank 26:15.098 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:46.702 Pharmacist Claims Custom Is Demon From Hell 31:09.628 […] The post Microwaving Used Diapers first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/25/202251 minutes, 56 seconds
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Cheese Martini

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 0:00.000 decimal The Best Of Tampa Florida Public Access 2:54.641 0:00.000 decimal Predator Wants To Do Some Spanking 15:45.395 0:00.000 decimal Jock Turds Give Him Life 22:08.243 0:00.000 decimal Sign Up For The Sideshow! 25:27.170 0:00.000 decimal Get Sick On Tik Tok’s Pink Sauce 27:42.716 0:00.000 decimal Hauling Way Tons Of […] The post Cheese Martini first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/22/202251 minutes, 28 seconds
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Urethra Play – The Next Generation

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Meade Skelton Accentageddon Part 3 2:24.458 Shane Lee Resurfaces! 21:10.149 Linda Finkle Hall of Fame Nominee: Freestyle Storytelling? 24:50.503 Peehole Prolapse – The Next Evolution In Urethra Play 27:43.571 Join The Fun! Be Part Of The Club! Be My Buddy 30:59.745 Mainstream News Is Reporting On Furry Litterboxes 32:44.231 Teenage Mutant […] The post Urethra Play – The Next Generation first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/20/202258 minutes, 12 seconds
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A Stylish Dildo-Heeled Shoe

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Meade Skelton Wants To Know If He Sounds Black 1:46.204 Is Meade’s Voice Real? Shocking Evidence 6:03.780 Galileo Pedo News Break 10:11.247 Strange Sounds To Fall Asleep To On Youtube 14:18.556 Streamer Accuses Neighbor Of Giving Her Boyfriend A BJ 20:21.714 Toxic Stream Couple Fight Some More 24:11.140 Help The Show! […] The post A Stylish Dildo-Heeled Shoe first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/18/202251 minutes, 57 seconds
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Vabbing – A Homegrown Fragrance From Your Own Lady Parts

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Good Day, Mr. Kubrick – A Look Back 2:18.103 Vulva Is Back, Baby! 7:05.390 Vabbing – Vaginal Dabbing 16:07.729 Itchy Anal Lesions – Welcome To The Monkeypox Future 17:46.660 Bad Porn Acting 22:59.681 Become A Distorted View Sideshow Member 28:26.947 White Privilege ID Cards 30:21.939 A Zoom-Style PEnis Flashing During Jury […] The post Vabbing – A Homegrown Fragrance From Your Own Lady Parts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/15/202251 minutes, 23 seconds
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The US Postal Service Is Processing A Lot Of Fecal Mail

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Jonathan Niehaus (Bestiality DJ) Has Come Down With Da ‘Rona 1:25.677 Annoying TikTard Has 10,000 Genders/Pronouns/Sexualities 4:55.079 Sexy Lady Tries To Arouse And Stimulate Gooner Baters 12:11.579 My Little Pony / Brony Version Of The Cum Zone 13:39.833 Bad Ex-Con Stand Up Comedian 16:23.479 Custody Battle Plays Out On The Front […] The post The US Postal Service Is Processing A Lot Of Fecal Mail first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/13/202251 minutes, 3 seconds
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Who Came Down With The Starbucks Chicken Shits?

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Cheryl Merkowski 2:12.205 It’s Been A Bad Year For Me And Cars 5:06.454 A Little Fatman Retrospective 7:35.309 Local News Anchor Was Drunk For The Entire Broadcast 11:18.550 A Bowling Pin Trophy Started A Man Down The Path Of Fisting 22:13.182 Frolicking In Vat Of Cow Shit 26:02.866 King Snot Of […] The post Who Came Down With The Starbucks Chicken Shits? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/11/202251 minutes, 36 seconds
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The Art Of Incel Bone Smashing – NEW SHOW!

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Apology Video From Lesbian Coffeehouse Owners 2:00.130 Getting Pegged With The Seahorse XXXL Monster Dong 11:06.901 A Racist Song From Meade’s Last Livestream 15:15.171 The Incel Artform Known As Bonesmashing 18:44.108 Join The Sideshow Today! 27:31.751 Eggplant Penis 29:38.195 Decapitated Head In A Bucket 34:46.645 Unwanted Demon Removal 38:35.299 Nude Man […] The post The Art Of Incel Bone Smashing – NEW SHOW! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/8/202251 minutes, 1 second
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Reymontology: The Game Show! – BEST OF

Show Notes: So, Cincinnati got blasted with shit weather on Wednesday. A TER-NADER even touched down somewhere in the area. Anyway, I was without power for over 24 hours. I did a Sideshow exclusive program yesterday in the dark using just my macbook’s built in microphone, and I didn’t want to put you freaks through […] The post Reymontology: The Game Show! – BEST OF first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/8/202239 minutes, 31 seconds
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Buying Foreskin Has Never Been Easier!

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 I’m Miserable, Thanks For Asking 2:36.495 Setting Off Fireworks In Your Bedroom 3:48.922 Self Identifying As A Bird 8:50.412 I Might Say Bitch And Cunt Too Much. Thoughts? 12:54.362 You Can Buy Yourself Some Foreskin Online 14:20.128 Liberal Vs. Liberal Road Rage 18:07.988 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 25:26.281 Angry Voicemails […] The post Buying Foreskin Has Never Been Easier! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/6/202251 minutes, 38 seconds
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Gooning With A Hamburger

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 My Independence Day / Insurrection-Wear Drip 1:55.768 Wacky Political Debates 3:58.446 My Chinese Knock-Off CPAP Machine Is Here 11:20.128 Bad Porn Acting 17:29.347 Gooner Bate Training Video: Hamburger Sex Edition 23:07.105 Sign Up For The Sideshow 26:21.282 How Are We Going To Save The Planet? Bubble Wrap. 27:54.535 Delta Wants To […] The post Gooning With A Hamburger first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/3/202247 minutes, 33 seconds
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The Musky Scent Of King Koopa’s Ballsack

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 COVID-19 Is Coming For Me 2:03.227 TransAutism – The Wish To Have A Mental Disability 4:33.760 Fairy Hate Crimes Are About To Sky Rocket 7:10.765 A New Fornicating Female Freak 8-Track Clip! 10:34.363 A Furry Huffs Armpit Stink And Sweaty Balls | Visit Huff Aromas 18:30.175 Sign Up For The Sideshow […] The post The Musky Scent Of King Koopa’s Ballsack first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/30/202250 minutes, 5 seconds
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The Vaticunt – Catholic Priest Owned And Operated Sex Shop – BEST OF

No Show notes today but trust me, this is a good one. It’s a best of, so it’s got that DV seal of Kwality 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links […] The post The Vaticunt – Catholic Priest Owned And Operated Sex Shop – BEST OF first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/29/202239 minutes, 11 seconds
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Mayonnaise Murder – The Condiment Killer Still On The Loose

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 CupCakke Remixes : YOUTUBE 1:39.389 Christian Film: Grandpa Goes To College 2:50.238 Elderly Man Hits On Teenage Girls 16:07.925 Political Bloopers, Blunders, And Heavy Burtations 19:38.918 Protester Vs. The Littlest Cutest Cop Ever 21:20.616 Support The Show 24:41.382 Slithering Snakes Swallowed Sally’s Slacks 25:59.417 Vampire Facial Spa Treatment Leads To HIV […] The post Mayonnaise Murder – The Condiment Killer Still On The Loose first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/27/202248 minutes, 49 seconds
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HGTV After Dark: Home Sex Dungeon Makeover

  Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Gay Groomer Accusations Against Jesse Lee Peterson 2:08.620 Home Sex Dungeon Makeover! 13:47.876 Dildo Gets Lost In The Upside Down 20:25.864 The New Voice Of DIC 22:32.342 Cucumber Insertion Goes Wrong 24:17.351 It’s A Sideshow Summer, Baby! 26:08.787 Have The Dead Do Your Bidding With Amazon Alexa 28:02.815 Another White […] The post HGTV After Dark: Home Sex Dungeon Makeover first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/24/202250 minutes, 17 seconds
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Giving You Feet Fetish Freaks What You Want

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 Giving You Weirdo Foot Fetish Freaks What You Want 2:18.605 The Funeral Procession Escort Who Pretends To Be A Police Officer 11:13.353 Meade’s Latest Forum Activity 18:00.363 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:20.107 When A Mix-Up In Paperwork Classifies You As A Sex Offender 28:08.446 Calling Police For A Second Opinion […] The post Giving You Feet Fetish Freaks What You Want first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/22/202251 minutes, 23 seconds
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Colombian Go-Go Powder And Satan’s Hot Devil Summer

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 It’s Satan’s Hot Devil Summer Update 2:43.175 Satan Has A New Employee 6:16.270 Our Favorite Street Preacher Got A Dirt Ball Thrown In Her Mouth 12:13.956 Two Ladies Of Affluence Have A Tiff 19:56.744 Obligatory Sideshow Sign Up Plea 28:25.476 Cocaine Sprinkled Bananas 30:06.458 Japanese Men Are Not Good With Women […] The post Colombian Go-Go Powder And Satan’s Hot Devil Summer first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/20/202250 minutes, 2 seconds
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America’s Dad Tom Hanks Drops An Angry F-Bomb

Show Notes: Introduction 0:00.000 From The Producers of Sonic The Vag-Hog Comes Hamiltoe 2:20.857 Angry Tom Hanks Drops An F-Bomb 5:46.967 Weird Porn Moments 9:06.549 Police Ruins Driver’s NICE DAY! 15:22.089 Police Makes Man’s Sucky Life Even Worse 18:45.968 Become A Member Of The Sideshow! 29:03.399 Tampon Shortage Is The Trans People’s Fault 30:36.717 I […] The post America’s Dad Tom Hanks Drops An Angry F-Bomb first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/17/202249 minutes, 46 seconds
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New Slur On The Block: Spaz

No Show Notes Today. Instead, Watch This:   206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: A new way […] The post New Slur On The Block: Spaz first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/15/202247 minutes, 26 seconds
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Pride Month Spectacular! Meth And Man Ass

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Love God’s Way  / Donnie Davies 3:37.097 Meth And Man Ass 6:33.021 More Exposed Sissies 8:46.513 One Of The Most Extreme Pervs Ever 15:35.898 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 26:32.323 Judge Dodges Feces 27:42.627 Diving For Frisbees In Gator Infested Water 33:01.904 What Happens In China Stays In China […] The post Pride Month Spectacular! Meth And Man Ass first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/13/202248 minutes, 34 seconds
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Exposing Sissies And Pocketing Cash Money

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 WDVD 92.3 1:27.260 Jesse Lee Peterson – Supporter Of White Supremecists 4:32.173 Jesse Lee Peterson Show Discusses School Shootings 7:39.544 RV Livestreamers Fight. Again. 14:55.494 Exposing Sissies And Pocketing Cash Money 21:18.583 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 26:23.551 Car Insurance Payout After Getting A STD In A Car 27:49.761 […] The post Exposing Sissies And Pocketing Cash Money first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/10/202250 minutes, 43 seconds
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The Book Of Pubic Hair

Livestream Today at 3:00PM – Subscribe To DV’s Youtube Channel: ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 I Rediscovered Another Great Canadian PSA 2:55.121 Awful Political Candidate Alert 5:52.789 Another School Board Parent Screeching About Disney And Grooming 9:55.967 Pastor Screeching About Disney And Grooming 13:27.561 Dude Standing Outside Of A Gay Bar Screeching About Disney And […] The post The Book Of Pubic Hair first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/8/202247 minutes, 9 seconds
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Someone’s On Booty Hole Patrol

Livestream Today at 3:00PM – Subscribe To DV’s Youtube Channel:   NEWEST DUMB VIDEO: ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Virtual Murder! 2:53.620 QuanDUMB Leap Livestream Today 3:48.856 Meth Head Voicemail 7:30.125 Our Favorite Trans/Burping Girl Lives In A Bug Infested Shithole 12:17.241 Cerebral Palsy 17:55.321 A Less Than Alright Alright Alright Speech 19:57.202 Someone’s On […] The post Someone’s On Booty Hole Patrol first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/6/202245 minutes, 52 seconds
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A Demisexual Trans Wolf Ushers In Pride Month 2022

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Cheapskate Gays / Fighting With Cable Company / Litigation 1:47.202 Reymon Is Ready For Summer 11:40.385 Demisexual Trans Wolf In The House 12:39.936 America’s Horniest Marilyn Manson Fan 16:03.974 Family Demands Diarrhea 23:42.661 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 27:48.018 Not The Best Time For School Pranks Involving Killings 28:56.219 Shitting […] The post A Demisexual Trans Wolf Ushers In Pride Month 2022 first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/2/202249 minutes, 48 seconds
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Licking The Open Sores On Your Boyfriend

ON TODAY’S SHOW: No shownotes today. Instead watch this:   206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: A […] The post Licking The Open Sores On Your Boyfriend first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/31/202224 minutes, 23 seconds
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Sucking Tea Out Of A D-Bag

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Gay Monkeypox Plague 2:11.764 My Favorite Livestreamers Have Banged On Cam 5:02.032 A Busy Week With Fights, NFTS, and Herpes 13:21.330 Bug Chasers After That Poz Load 14:12.281 Old Man Freaks Out On Door-To-Door Salesman 18:05.473 Who Tries To Check Into A Hotel At 5 AM? 22:27.333 Linda Finkle Hall […] The post Sucking Tea Out Of A D-Bag first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/27/202249 minutes, 47 seconds
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A Pony For A Handjob

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 The Real Start Of The Show 5:56.512 Just Kidding, This is The Real Start – Multiplication Hunt Contest 7:34.918 The Adult Film Music Archive 9:13.029 Midget Pig Snot Rockets 17:00.363 Videos From My TikTok For You Page 20:46.319 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:43.005 Last Sunday’s Church Service Was Awkward […] The post A Pony For A Handjob first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/25/202256 minutes, 44 seconds
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Drunk Amish Man In A Runaway Buggy – Slow Speed Chase

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 Burping Trans Girls Back In Action 2:13.949 The Recreational Vehicle Of Shame And Embarrassment 4:23.270 How Friday The 13th Destroyed A Family 12:01.176 Meade Is Exercising In An Integrated Gym 16:27.470 Meade May Snag Himself A Lady! 19:55.721 Watching Autistic People Go On Dates – The TV Show! 22:53.372 Support DV! […] The post Drunk Amish Man In A Runaway Buggy – Slow Speed Chase first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/23/202252 minutes, 12 seconds
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Soda Pop Is Shrinking Your Penis

ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.000 It’s Friday Baby! 1:43.039 The National News Learns About Our Favorite Incel 3:54.657 Anime Neckbeard Has A New Love Interest 8:39.886 Livestreamer Rages At Viewers And Daddy 14:13.230 A Prolific Racist / Pedo / Song Parodist 19:26.009 The Worst Way To Handle A Routine Traffic Stop 24:24.416 Support Distorted View […] The post Soda Pop Is Shrinking Your Penis first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/20/202248 minutes, 11 seconds
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Cancer Camp Is Where The Toys Are

ON TODAY’S SHOW: It’s BEST-OF Show time! I’ll be back later today with a new episode, though. Enjoy!   206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and […] The post Cancer Camp Is Where The Toys Are first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/20/202243 minutes
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Amy Winehouse Corpse Memorial Charcuterie Board

WATCH MEADE’S COMMENT THAT BROKE TIM:   FROM MY CAR STORY:   . ON TODAY’S SHOW: Introduction 0:00.250 How A Jeep Landed On Top Of Two Of My Cars 1:52.588 An Awesome Local News Eye Witness 14:17.835 Neighbor Is Not Down With All These Fireworks! 19:47.412 Pastor Remains Upset Even After Roe Vs Wade Is […] The post Amy Winehouse Corpse Memorial Charcuterie Board first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/18/202252 minutes, 50 seconds
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It’s Septic Tank Drowning Season!

Watch DV’s Newest Stupid Video: On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:01.218 Flight Attendant Training Videos From The 1980’s 1:51.499 Meade Accuses Me Of Comedy Theft! 10:00.002 Meade Makes Me Lose My Shit With One Comment 13:25.666 Angry At The Wrong Protest 15:09.440 Student Union Activities Officer Campaign Video 20:17.546 Smoking Cigs With Your […] The post It’s Septic Tank Drowning Season! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/16/202250 minutes, 49 seconds
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Microwaving Turds And Chugging Toilet Water In The Redneck South

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 The Documentary Featuring Asian Dudes Talking About Gay Porn 2:07.462 The Redneck Family Microwaves A Turd 9:07.189 Redneck Drinks Toilet Water 16:34.750 Colorado Cult Update 17:55.806 Family Beats Up Kid For Stealing Headphones 24:25.000 Support Distorted View Daily Today! 28:49.764 Eat Da Poo Poo Cult 30:09.982 Domestic Battery Due To […] The post Microwaving Turds And Chugging Toilet Water In The Redneck South first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/12/202248 minutes, 19 seconds
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The Erotic Act Of Microwave Sexing

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Dickhole Guy’s Brother! 1:56.045 Impossible Sex Machines 6:04.599 Marshall Mathers IV Update 7:39.655 Johnny Depp / Amber Heard / And The New Jem Playset 11:32.092 Pedo From The Future Weighs In On Roe Vs. Wade 14:24.393 Karen Crashes Backyard Stand Up Show 17:48.382 Microwaving Sexing 20:29.703 Sign Up For The […] The post The Erotic Act Of Microwave Sexing first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/10/202243 minutes, 16 seconds
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Inviting All Your Friends To The Poo Party

On Today’s Show: I’m out of town! Be back later today with a new episode of DV. Until then, enjoy this classique diamond gem mint 10 past episode of the Distorted View   206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV […] The post Inviting All Your Friends To The Poo Party first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/9/202241 minutes, 25 seconds
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A Gender Fluid Demon Doll

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 The Insane Mini Documentaries From The UK 2:00.103 A Gender Fluid Demon Doll 9:23.614 Lawmaker Goes HAM On Pro-Choice Protesters 11:17.916 My Other Personality Is A Cat In Heat 13:48.072 Black Man Has A Racist Alter Personality 17:03.666 Radio Host Calls Asthma And Autism Fake 20:42.744 Showdown At the Walmart […] The post A Gender Fluid Demon Doll first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/6/202248 minutes, 21 seconds
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Summoning The Raging Boner Of Satan

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Supergluing Your Penis Inside Your Skin 2:20.118 Dominatrix Controlling The Dildo Machine 6:29.495 Getting Off To Sumo Diapers And Plastic Wrap 8:36.484 Pro-Life / Pro-Choice Debate 11:16.981 Protests At The Supreme Court 15:15.146 Freak Out OVer Gas Station Reward Points 19:22.376 Please Support Distorted View Daily! 24:29.245 Summon The Raging […] The post Summoning The Raging Boner Of Satan first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/4/202244 minutes, 6 seconds
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Florida Woman: Lord Of The Drunks

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Another Song To Get Stuck In Your Head 2:37.550 Another Dead Parent Song 4:51.007 Documentary On a Rubber Fetishist 10:07.816 Don’t Sing The TMNT Theme If You Can’t Keep Up With The Lyrics 17:04.402 Smells Like Teen Screeching 18:34.240 Delivery Stuttering Meltdown 22:53.008 Become A Sideshow Super Freak Now 25:56.971 […] The post Florida Woman: Lord Of The Drunks first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/2/202245 minutes, 36 seconds
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The Sun Is A Menacing Stalker

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Brent Spiner Got Some Holy Butt Loving 2:11.141 Gay Cowboy Music That Is NOT Grant Macdonald 9:34.449 Gay Rap 10:56.953 Rainbows – Pretty Colors Or Government Mind Control? 12:27.268 The Sun Is Stalking A Woman 14:19.853 Gay Pride Has Some Gun Toting Competition 19:42.313 School Board Meeting Parent Freak Out […] The post The Sun Is A Menacing Stalker first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/30/202251 minutes, 11 seconds
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Boobs Are Back For 2022!

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.077 Meade Announced His Alters Back In 2021 1:47.214 Riskay Accapella 8:09.259 A. Dick Update 9:16.090 Anchors Away! Featuring A Speculum and Urine 12:16.532 Jesse Lee Peterson On Johnny Depp 16:43.509 Jesse Lee Peterson Doesn’t Think Integration Was A Good Idea 20:27.231 I Demand That You HUG ME 23:01.988 Boobs Are […] The post Boobs Are Back For 2022! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/27/202249 minutes, 16 seconds
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Gay Orgasm Or Boiling Teapot?

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Last Week’s Livestream 1:59.039 Johnny Depp’s Charitable Jizz Donation 2:51.447 Controversial Cult Leader Televangelist   7:15.382 Televangelist Technical Difficulty Freak Out 12:13.074 Gay Orgasm Or Boiling Teapot? – The Many Sounds of Butt Love  20:14.491 Support Distorted View Daily! 26:35.578 To Catch A Crisis Hotline Predator 28:29.797 Sheriff Busts Daughter […] The post Gay Orgasm Or Boiling Teapot? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/25/202244 minutes, 55 seconds
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Johnny Depp Wants To Do Some Weird Stuff To A Corpse

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Racist Livestreams 3:02.996 More From The Internet’s Leading Incel 8:36.062 More Porn Girls Screaming “Chicken Nuggets!” 11:05.208 Old Man Is A Groaning Verbal Sub 13:54.188 (Kind Of) Singing In English 16:13.497 The Highs And Lows Of Smoking Fentanyl 18:24.159 Johnny Depp Wants To Do Some Weird Stuff To A Corpse […] The post Johnny Depp Wants To Do Some Weird Stuff To A Corpse first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/22/202248 minutes, 13 seconds
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Condom Filled Easter Eggs For The Kids

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Video DV Fun / Youtube Update / Ode To Mexican Pizza 2:28.219 Distorted View Reddit Thread From Old Time Listener 3:53.091 Dollar Store Version of Dhar Mann – Crazy Video 9:19.540 Meade Skelton Has Feminine Tendencies 19:17.200 The Little Girl Living Inside Of Meade 22:17.223 Neopronoun Nuttiness 24:26.756 Another 9/11 […] The post Condom Filled Easter Eggs For The Kids first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/20/202256 minutes, 12 seconds
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Cunnilingus Ready

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Back In The ER! 2:29.659 The Free Shitting Movement  8:03.131 The Free Bleeding Movement 9:43.232 The Angriest Man In The World Vs. The Police 16:55.009 David Super N-Word Is Back And Babbling 23:16.515 Sign Up For The Sideshow 27:41.658 How Many Reps Can Your Rectum Do? 30:17.581 The Pedophile Is […] The post Cunnilingus Ready first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/18/202250 minutes, 11 seconds
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Butt Fissure First-Aid Tips And Tricks

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 My Appeal To The Gay Community 1:45.734 Butt Fissure First Aid And Care 6:26.348 Our Favorite Trans Girl Does Phone Sex 9:41.996 A Clip In Which Ben Shapiro Is Not The Most Annoying Person In It 16:52.085 Tiktard Has A Waifu 21:00.808 Youtube Channel Update 25:16.158 Become A True And […] The post Butt Fissure First-Aid Tips And Tricks first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/13/202249 minutes, 23 seconds
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Mr. Peanut Is A Clitoris!

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Youtube Banned Me / New Youtube Channel! 3:24.385 Mr. Peanut Is Clit! 14:26.206 Alexyss K. Tylor Breaks Down The Oscars 19:44.088 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 27:58.578 Strap On Surprise! 29:16.158 Kitten Clawtana Blades 31:31.974 Goofing And Gunning Around With Bullet Proof Vests 33:18.500 The TikTok Orbeez Challenge Continues […] The post Mr. Peanut Is A Clitoris! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/11/202247 minutes, 51 seconds
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Juror Was On Sugar Daddy Duty

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 My Longstanding Beef With The YogsCast 1:41.377 Lil Lunchbox Update 4:43.426 Lil Lunchbox Is Now a DID Faker On TikTok 10:20.839 Jesse Lee Peterson View’s On Russia 12:16.951 Livestream Gets Killed, Proceeds To Rage 16:02.910 Uber Driver Loses His Door 19:55.864 Customer Angry After She Leaned On Glass Case 21:27.419 […] The post Juror Was On Sugar Daddy Duty first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/8/202247 minutes, 58 seconds
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The Disgusting Aftermath Of A Furry Convention

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 The Sexy, Vulgar Music Of Young Real N 2:11.007 Truffle Butter – The Song 5:57.964 Nicholas Cage Still Loves Shortbread 8:44.544 News Blooper 9:49.670 The Disgusting Aftermath Of A Furry Convention 11:00.467 Sidewalk Karen VS. Cyclist Part 1 17:50.782 Sidewalk Karen Vs. Cyclist Part 2 21:42.333 Become A DV Sideshow […] The post The Disgusting Aftermath Of A Furry Convention first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/6/202247 minutes, 22 seconds
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The Reusable Toilet Paper Revolution

  On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.301 Nocturnal Transmission Recap 3:17.112 The Reusable Toilet Paper Revolution 6:57.488 Annoyed With A Stab Wound Victim  13:16.450 Billionaire Says Don’t Bother With Bitfuck 17:05.023 Drugged Up Lady Thinks Her Wiener Is Red 20:01.696 Black Grandma Upset With Someone’s Flat Ass 21:49.160 Sign Up For The Sideshow 24:42.019 A Gaggle […] The post The Reusable Toilet Paper Revolution first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/4/202244 minutes, 43 seconds
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A Fine Collection Of Fetuses

  On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Introducing Distorted View Daily NFT’s 2:58.892 Handicapped Asshole Norm Wicks Is Back! 9:33.238 The People’s Pedo Convoy Is A Go! 16:13.107 Men: Wipe Your Ass And Flush The Toilet 20:23.913 Congressional Candidate Has A Vulgar Livestream Meltdown 22:42.585 Become A Sideshow Freak Today! 27:42.079 The Razzies Take Back Bruce […] The post A Fine Collection Of Fetuses first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
4/1/202247 minutes, 18 seconds
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An Erotic Movie Adaptation Of The Blowfly Girl

Introduction 0:00.000 The Weird, Wild World Of Bit Chute 1:27.365 Trolling An Elderly Pervert 3:00.167 Alex Jones Be Keeping It Crazy 7:06.431 A Cuckolding Scene Gets Very Loud 12:55.358 An Erotic Movie Adaptation Of The Blowfly Girl 16:20.152 Google Chrome Is Satan’s Browser Of Choice 20:44.371 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 25:41.269 A Yanked […] The post An Erotic Movie Adaptation Of The Blowfly Girl first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/30/202248 minutes, 38 seconds
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Who Ordered The House Salad With Semen Dressing?

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Introducing DV’s Nocturnal Transmission  1:37.329 The Fat Studies Fat Activist Has Died 7:26.673 p0wn3d By A Youtube Title 10:12.952 Gay Vs. Rainbow Baiter! 11:49.530 Homeless Man Baby Wants Someone to Buy Him Chalk 15:47.606 A Pedo Predator Peel-Out 18:35.753 Senate Candidate Debate Altercation 21:32.635 Government Auditor Douchebagery 23:52.249 Sing Up […] The post Who Ordered The House Salad With Semen Dressing? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/28/202249 minutes, 48 seconds
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Big Pizza Pushing Their Pro Pepperoni Agenda

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.307 Big Pizza Pushing Their Pro Pepperoni Agenda 4:34.515 Local Newsbreaks 6:25.680 A Local Funeral Home Has Some Silly Ads 7:46.500 Three Beat Slide Has An Active Forum On Their Site 12:45.729 Just A Dude And His Harem of Colombian Chat Models  19:32.467 Galileo For The Future’s Thoughts On Netflix’s Cuties […] The post Big Pizza Pushing Their Pro Pepperoni Agenda first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/26/202251 minutes, 6 seconds
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Period Barbie Is On The Rag – BEST OF

On Today’s Show: New show coming later today.  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: A new way […] The post Period Barbie Is On The Rag – BEST OF first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/25/20220
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Pop Goes The 32JJ Breasts

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 We’ve Got A Cock Destroyer Down! Her Breast Blew Up! 2:47.652 Voicemails From An Insane Elderly Person 8:53.972 High School Teacher Flies Into A Verbal Rage 16:56.578 The Ring Of Jesus And The World’s National Anthem 22:38.670 Please Don’t Throw DV Away – Sign Up For The Sideshow 27:17.423 Dairy […] The post Pop Goes The 32JJ Breasts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/23/202247 minutes, 5 seconds
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The Mukbang That Ended In Murder

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 That One Asshole Camper 2:50.683 M Is For Mukbang AND Murder 6:15.692 Nikocado and Orlin Broke Up Again 11:40.644 The New King Of Youtube Farters 13:46.979 Streamer Banned For Making Those Gwaggle Gwaggle Noises 15:10.754 Pathetic Masturbater Knows He’s A Loser 18:19.222 I’m Zach! Your Spring Anthem 21:43.494 The PS3 […] The post The Mukbang That Ended In Murder first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/21/202247 minutes, 32 seconds
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My Alcoholic Mom Made Me Cook And Eat Cockroaches

On Today’s Show:   Introduction 0:00.016 Brandon’s Mom 3:50.270 There Was No Friday Show / Tim’s Death Bed 4:59.183 Flexi-Disc Audio Erotica From The 70’s And 80’s 7:21.728 The Strange “True Life” Tales Of “Share My Story” 11:02.217 Alcoholic Mom Made Me Eat Cockroaches 14:04.323 Teenager Still Latching On To Mommy’s Nip 16:02.417 US Trucker […] The post My Alcoholic Mom Made Me Cook And Eat Cockroaches first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/19/202246 minutes, 36 seconds
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When Your Breasts Leak Blue Goo

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Tim Recites 16th Century Literature 2:40.936 A Member Of The Trucker Convoy Breaks It Down For Us 4:07.739 Remembering Meade’s Enema 8:21.895 Meade’s Mid-Life Crisis 11:28.985 God Says Vladimir Putin Is The Good Guy, Here! 15:11.668 Baking Shit Brownies 21:29.357 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 27:15.914 When Your Breast Leak […] The post When Your Breasts Leak Blue Goo first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/16/202250 minutes, 35 seconds
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Faking An Abusive Relationship For Fun And Profit

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Faking An Abusive Relationship For Likes And Follows 2:39.808 Horrible Best Man Wedding Toast 14:25.302 Comedian Blames Audience For Not Laughing 18:41.724 A Naruto Cosplay Pooper Blooper 23:54.000 The DV Membersite: The Sideshow – Sign Up Now! 26:06.644 Don’t Let Frail Frame And Blue Hair Fool You 27:15.770 A First […] The post Faking An Abusive Relationship For Fun And Profit first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/14/202246 minutes, 52 seconds
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A Toilet Worthy Of A Heavy Metal God

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Gross 1960’s Foods / A Chunky Funky Soda 2:22.878 Bitch Mom’s Are On TikTok Nagging Their Kids 9:02.281 Leaf Blowers Featured In Pornography 15:23.376 The Youtube Pussy Hound Returns 17:53.253 Linda Finkle Hall Of Famer? 21:32.612 Sign Up For The Sideshow And Get More DV 25:02.595 Blaming Putin For You […] The post A Toilet Worthy Of A Heavy Metal God first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/11/202249 minutes, 54 seconds
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The Florida Porch Table Pooper

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 I’m A Soda / Beverage High Today: The Return Of A 2000’s Favorite! 1:35.617 Murder Suspect Defends Himself In  Court 9:18.000 Clit Stimulating Yourself Into a Vegetative State 15:00.857 Blowing Chunks While Blowing The D 15:52.895 One In The Stink And One In The Stink 16:20.000 Cupcakke-ifying More Songs 18:00.521 […] The post The Florida Porch Table Pooper first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/9/20220
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It’s Like eBay For Butt Stuff

On Today’s Show:   Introduction 0:00.000 A Second Hole Store For Your Sex Toy 1:45.504 Semen Windshield Wiper Head Gear 8:22.881 A Vegan Singers Song About All The Meat We Poop 12:07.795 The Real Victims Of The War In Ukraine: Animals 13:23.198 White Girl Getting Arrested For Drunk Driving 15:49.804 Sign Up For The Sideshow! […] The post It’s Like eBay For Butt Stuff first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/7/202247 minutes, 31 seconds
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Vladimir Putin’s Paranoid Poop Tests

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 CPAP Smears And Strokes 1:35.136 The Annoying Pro-Fat Ladies Of Tiktok 4:23.181 Watermelon Hole Lover With A Huge Sack 14:58.142 Pedophile From The Future Encourages Stalking And Harassment 19:15.976 Heavy Metal Preaching 23:08.842 Get More DV! Sign Up For The Sideshow 25:19.824 A Subway Shit Smearing 26:55.660 Vladimir Putin Is […] The post Vladimir Putin’s Paranoid Poop Tests first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/3/202247 minutes, 11 seconds
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Wet Dreams Of The Golden Girls – BEST OF

On Today’s Show: I’ve got a Best-Of Show for you today. While you listen to recount my sex dream with fictional secondary character from the Golden Girls, Stanley Zbornak, why not check out the Lvl80LatLady Memorial Art Gallery?  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, […] The post Wet Dreams Of The Golden Girls – BEST OF first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
3/2/202235 minutes, 21 seconds
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Gallery Of LVL80CatLady – RIP

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3/2/20220
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The Semen Swallowing Demon That Lives Inside You

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Let’s Play: Where Is Tim Going With This? 1:54.257 The LGBT Crew Will F Up Your S 6:36.189 Sperm Swallowing Demon Is Living In Your Throat 9:07.000 Dollar General Freakout Part 819 18:30.866 Plastic Surgery Nightmare Fuel – The Music Video 23:13.810 Sign Up For The Sideshow! Support DV 26:57.500 […] The post The Semen Swallowing Demon That Lives Inside You first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
2/28/202252 minutes, 19 seconds
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Gimp Nasty Gets Busy

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Hollywood Actors Will Stop The War In Ukraine 1:49.856 Gimp Nasty Gets Busy 7:57.556 The Awful Ladies Of Female Dating Strategy 18:00.841 Support Distorted View! 26:11.326 A Celebrity Big Brother Shitter 27:29.842 Injecting Blood Into Grocery Store Food 31:52.606 Man Put His Penis In The Dick Drawer 36:00.792 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 […] The post Gimp Nasty Gets Busy first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
2/25/202248 minutes, 41 seconds
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Tasting Sperm While Getting Shrimped

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 My Computer’s Possessed!! 2:14.369 Karate Ruler REMASTERED 5:32.218 White People Going To Get Their Asses Beat If Reparations Aren’t Dealt 15:50.391 Cooking is For Poor Loser Beta Cucks 18:49.487 A 90’s Linda Finkle Hall Of Famer 24:21.584 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:40.149 The Game Show Puzzle That Predicted A […] The post Tasting Sperm While Getting Shrimped first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
2/23/202249 minutes, 2 seconds
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Olympic Frozen Penis

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 LVL80CatLady Memorial Update 2:36.989 DJ Plantation Spits Some Stanky Doodle Dandy Rhymes 4:46.741 Pastor Phil On Panties, Pedo’s, And Muslims 10:56.000 Michelle Duggar Is On Placenta Patrol 15:58.106 A Duggar Husband Tries To Rap 21:23.284 Weird Voicemail 23:33.002 Support Distorted View Daily! 26:36.983 Olympic Athlete Suffers From Frozen Penis 28:30.010 […] The post Olympic Frozen Penis first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
2/21/202249 minutes, 41 seconds
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Drinking Elephant Shit Gin

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 More Prank Cal Idiocy From The King Idiot Himself 3:14.721 Lvl80CatLady Hemorrhoid Related Texts 5:56.125 Stuck: A New TV Show About Rectum Stuffing 7:53.606 Newborn’s Mom Just KNOWS Her Baby Is Gay 17:58.193 Canadian’s Protesting The Protesters – With Pans 20:26.618 Meade Thinks A Witch Is Making People Dislike Him […] The post Drinking Elephant Shit Gin first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
2/18/202246 minutes, 18 seconds
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LVL80CatLady Has Leveled Up

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Owning Slaves On The Blockchain 2:20.839 Meat Eaters Caused 9/11 7:07.000 RIP Lvl80CatLady 14:27.972 Support DV! 23:06.362 Brazilian Buttlift Bonanza! 23:23.304 A Drunken, Naked, Pukey Brawl At Disney World 28:06.952 Ass Pumped, Dumped, And Dead 32:54.512 Drunk Driivng On A Motorized Suitcase 34:56.306 Voicemail Line: 206-666-4463 / Ending 38:18.349  206-666-4463 […] The post LVL80CatLady Has Leveled Up first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
2/16/20220
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Fishing For Eyeball Mucus

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 My Painful Shits And Irritated Butt Hole 2:09.155 Playing Lost Ark / RPG Games Ridiculous Quests 5:54.590 Thursday Lane Is Back! 11:05.126 Church Of Gail Made Love To Satan And Jesus 14:48.543 Female Showdown In A Florida Parking Lot 18:34.396 Female Showdown At A Wendy’s Drive Thru 20:53.000 Crazy Bitch […] The post Fishing For Eyeball Mucus first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
2/14/202249 minutes, 23 seconds
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Shenanigans With An Old Dude Who Wants To Bang Me – BEST OF

On Today’s Show: I’ll be back later today with a brand new episode of DV, but I thought I’d post a Best-Of to hold you over. Originally, this was a Sideshow exclusive episode, so theres a good chance you’ve never heard it.  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, […] The post Shenanigans With An Old Dude Who Wants To Bang Me – BEST OF first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
2/11/202236 minutes, 39 seconds
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The Women In Prison Got A Good Whiff of That New Fish

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Check Out PhoneLosers.Org 4:01.854 Stumbling And Bumbling With Stocks And Bitcoin 4:36.808 The Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee That Had And Lost Billions Of Dollars 7:38.800 Unwanted Bumping Of Pixels 13:04.905 Harassing People In Second Life 14:27.268 One Sad Virgins List Of Top 5 Cartoon Characters He Wants To […] The post The Women In Prison Got A Good Whiff of That New Fish first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
2/9/202254 minutes, 2 seconds
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The 70’s Were All About Ketamine And Wind Chimes

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Tiny Tim:  Woman Hating Drunk With A Bladder Control Problem 2:30.890 The 1970’s Broadway Musical All About Sex 7:50.375 Using Your Fake Disorder To Nab Some Sympathy Donations 12:24.461 When You and Your Multiple Personalities Are Trans 16:02.198 A Teenager’s Fake Adult Persona Is Posting Thirst Traps 18:24.429 More Nazi […] The post The 70’s Were All About Ketamine And Wind Chimes first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
2/7/202252 minutes, 42 seconds
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A Psychosis Scissor Penis Snipping

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 A Would-Be School Shooter’s Crazy Manifesto 3:45.829 The Crazy Philosophy Lecturer’s Youtube Channel 13:06.044 Brain Damaged Karaoke 16:10.134 Retail Dork Quits His Sears Job Like A Bad Ass 19:17.279 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 24:07.627 Just What We Wanted: A More Stupid Looking Mask 25:45.960 A Psychosis Scissor Penis […] The post A Psychosis Scissor Penis Snipping first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
2/3/202243 minutes
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Human Trafficking In The Butterfly Conservatory

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Jan Terri’s Hot Dog Is Climbing Up The Charts 2:52.063 Corey Feldman Is The Comeback King (In His Own Mind) 4:44.576 Corey’s Documentary / Bad Math 6:25.235 The Impossible Chicken Order 11:18.037 Naked Vegan Subway Restaurant Freak Out 16:10.745 Meade Skelton His COVID-19 18:19.336 Support Distorted View Daily! 25:25.475 The […] The post Human Trafficking In The Butterfly Conservatory first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
2/1/202250 minutes, 18 seconds
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Reddit Antiwork Moderator Has A Creepy Sex Abusey Past [FIXED AUDIO]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 More Audio From The Best Hentai Anime Ever 1:43.445 Kitty Litter Boxes For Highschool Furries 7:40.524 The Hilarious Events Involving Subreddit /r/AntiWork 13:05.365 Jamaicans Know How To Insult! 20:53.152 Where Does Hair Grow Out Of? An Investigation 22:28.024 Support Distorted View Daily! 24:37.291 Your Five Day Fartcast 26:12.898 Disappointed Chinese Father […] The post Reddit Antiwork Moderator Has A Creepy Sex Abusey Past [FIXED AUDIO] first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/28/202244 minutes, 29 seconds
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Foot Locker Employee Nuts In The Shoes

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 The Wellness Vlogger Scam 2:03.886 Channeling Alien Light Beings 6:07.781 The Alien Light Beings Who Marketed At Bottled Water  15:38.754 Child Has A Roblox Style Meltdown 18:20.272 Man Child Keeps His Mommy Up With Loud Music 20:26.059 Mom Finds Sons Dick Lotion And Sex Toy 24:28.391 Support DV – Become […] The post Foot Locker Employee Nuts In The Shoes first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/26/202249 minutes, 34 seconds
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Snorting Lines Of Cream Of Meat

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 The Worst Smart Lightbulbs Ever 3:21.186 Snorting Lines Of Semen 5:45.359 Cam Girl Talks Really Dirty 9:08.043 Radio Show Guest Sensitive About Her X Rated Past 14:03.956 A Crazy Hentai English Dub / Anime Fan Interview 18:01.193 Jan Terri Is Back With A New Album 22:12.066 Become A Sideshow Member […] The post Snorting Lines Of Cream Of Meat first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/24/202254 minutes, 19 seconds
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Crippled Is The New Hotness For 2022

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Everybody’s Favorite Yankee Doodle Dandy Singer Is Obsessed With Poop 4:28.699 Pretending To Be A Girl On The Party Line 10:04.484 Fingering Another Potential BLM Supporter 20:26.672 Fake Mental Disorder / Fake Physical Disorders 22:47.279 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 27:29.649 Cartoon Spokescandy Get More Inclusive, Less Slutty 28:25.090 Dead […] The post Crippled Is The New Hotness For 2022 first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/21/202246 minutes, 18 seconds
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Rubbing Spit In your Face For Jesus

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 My Mom’s Breasts 1:30.253 I Hate My Mom’s New Boyfriend MARK – HE’S NOT MY DAD 5:15.518 Joey’s Tech Podcast 10:29.439 Joe The Tech Podcaster Is Also Joe The Child Predator 12:03.931 10 Year Old Makes A Member Of Congress Angry 18:13.160 Black Vs. Hispanic – Who’s More Racist Here? […] The post Rubbing Spit In your Face For Jesus first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/19/202251 minutes, 8 seconds
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Drake’s Condoms Are Full Of A Spicy Mix Of Semen And Hot Sauce

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Welcome To Distorted View, Whatever This Is 1:33.306 A 22 Year Old Girl Stuck In An 8 Year Olds Body 3:04.803 One Professor’s Obscenity Laden College Intro Video 12:06.376 Homeless Man Screaming Causes Mass Panic 20:19.853 A Motorcycle Backfiring Causes Mass Panic 21:59.273 Vlogging Couple Breaks Up And Tells Us […] The post Drake’s Condoms Are Full Of A Spicy Mix Of Semen And Hot Sauce first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/17/202256 minutes
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Alien-Blessed Miracle Water

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 The Full Audio From The Interdimensional Crazy Person 2:33.978 TempleOS’s Terry Davis Has Thoughts About Linux 7:41.935 Crackpot Preacher Peter Popoff Is Still Selling His Miracle Water 9:44.531 Televangelist Leroy Jenkins Water Scam 13:01.651 That Time Aliens Blessed Us With Miracle Water 15:02.709 The Newest Water Scam – The Miracle […] The post Alien-Blessed Miracle Water first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/14/202250 minutes, 42 seconds
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“I’m Already Leaking” And Other Sex Quotes From Nikocado Avocado

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Tribute To A Betty White 1:33.133 The Sex Sounds Of Nikacado: Man Boobs And Ball Skin 5:46.030 Gabrielle Chana Goes Racist And Makes Chicken 16:30.499 A Public Service Announcement About Crovid Ninden 23:37.783 Like DV? Consider Supporting This Stupidity! 27:17.325 White Girls Commit Crime With Glitter 29:06.649 A Doctor Branded […] The post “I’m Already Leaking” And Other Sex Quotes From Nikocado Avocado first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/12/202249 minutes, 45 seconds
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The Wet And Wild World Of Tantric Urinary Orgasms

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 The Westboro Baptist Church Players 1:59.134 Tantric Urinary Orgasms 4:20.901 The Sensual Sting Of Pee In The Eye 13:07.061 Anal Desert Recipe – Butt Berries And Ca-Ca Cream 17:16.842 Checking In With Our Favorite Sub Slave Tit Pig 19:34.268 Sign Up For The Sideshow And Support DV 23:29.790 That Wasn’t […] The post The Wet And Wild World Of Tantric Urinary Orgasms first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/10/202246 minutes, 28 seconds
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Butt Belching From Deep Within The Gape

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 I Am Frost Bite: Superhero Breather 2:14.943 Anal Belching From Deep Within The Gape 7:29.631 Chattering Dentures Along The Shaft 10:06.954 Pervert Gets Caught And Wants To Call Mommy 12:29.721 Crab Legs And Oral – Dinner Is Served 16:51.037 What To Get A Liberal For Christmas 18:41.000 Go Against Trump, […] The post Butt Belching From Deep Within The Gape first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/7/202248 minutes, 36 seconds
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The Beer That Encourages You To Eat Ass

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Back To The Sleep Clinic 1:19.135 A Chris Chan Call From Prison 3:32.019 A Couple Having Loud Bush Sex 8:28.996 A Family Friendly Segment: Let’s Learn Our ABCs 10:41.854 Indian Singer Uses The N Word. Is That OK? 14:59.099 French Canadian Woman Has A Problem With Asians 17:44.250 Angry Voicemail […] The post The Beer That Encourages You To Eat Ass first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/5/202246 minutes, 40 seconds
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Psycho Squirrel’s 48 Hour Reign Of Terror

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Glad To Be Back! / Christmas Recap 3:16.739 My Sleep Study Was A Disaster 6:28.750 New Ways To Get The Exclusive DV Content 14:03.583 A Very Meade Skelton New Years! 21:16.988 Neckbeard Is Still Missing His Anime Pillow Girlfriend 29:39.869 America’s Methed Out Princess Is Back For 2022 30:57.592 Galileo […] The post Psycho Squirrel’s 48 Hour Reign Of Terror first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
1/3/202256 minutes, 13 seconds
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Distorted Re-View 2021 – Part 3

Distorted Review 2021 (PART 3) Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: A new way to help […] The post Distorted Re-View 2021 – Part 3 first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/29/202154 minutes, 6 seconds
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Distorted Re-View 2021 – Part 2

Distorted Review 2021 (PART 2) I Introduce You To Bean Porn Listening To Child Predators Try To Get Dates On A Phone Service When Mother Natures Gets Horny The Origins Of Gotta Go Flamingo (Insensitive Reenactment) Meade Shares His Tale Of Young Love And Restraining Orders The Horrible Sounds Of a 2000 Episode Of Distorted […] The post Distorted Re-View 2021 – Part 2 first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/29/202151 minutes, 56 seconds
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Distorted Re-View 2021 – Part 1

Distorted Review 2021 (PART 1) Introducing AI Tim Henson Talking To A Family Vacationing In A Vagina RIP Child Predator/Crazy Person John Bulla Saint Fudgie Krinkles Bullying Plants / Tim Has A Therapy Breakthrough Glass Shards In Hot Pockets I Try To Become A Sigma Male Meade Skelton’s Man-Crush On A Lush-Haired Youtuber Voicemail: 206-666-4463 […] The post Distorted Re-View 2021 – Part 1 first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/28/202142 minutes, 15 seconds
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Twas The Night Before Christmas

On Today’s Show: Merry Christmas, Freaks! Let creepy uncle Tim read you the Distorted Viewified Version of Twas The Night Before Christmas Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to […] The post Twas The Night Before Christmas first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/23/20213 minutes
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Microwaving Human Meat – The Lazy Cannibal Cooks!

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Left Over Holiday Songs! 0:22.711 Christmas And Spotify Ratings 9:06.671 #CancelFrankieMacdonald 12:37.000 The Cash Me Outside Girl Responds To Accusations Of Racism 24:12.755 Don’t Dance Around Your Barely Breathing Baby For Tiktok 28:58.104 Who Stole Ashley’s Dildo? 30:55.483 Support DV! 33:51.175 Breaking: A Meade Skelton Holiday Kwanzaa Song 35:19.563 Lazy […] The post Microwaving Human Meat – The Lazy Cannibal Cooks! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/22/20211 hour, 44 seconds
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Optimizing Your Anus For Sphincter Tanning

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 I’ve Got The Christmas Fever! 3:20.759 Tanning Your Butthole 6:42.988 An Entire Cul De Sac Vs. Crazy Veronica 13:39.683 Fake Mental Disorders Keep Getting Stranger 17:44.051 The Color Purple Sings A Song 21:09.618 Kenneth Copeland Vs. His Colon : Remix Brothers! Watch Here! 22:59.979 Support Distorted View 24:42.016 Pornhub Stats […] The post Optimizing Your Anus For Sphincter Tanning first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/20/202146 minutes, 43 seconds
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Comforting A Sexually Abused Ghost

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Deals, Promo Codes, And Christmas 2:46.365 Neighbors Vs. Loud Autistic Child 6:18.530 Crazy Jealous Racist Ex-Boyfriend 12:58.869 Man Not Pleased With His Pregnancy Waffles 15:27.619 Demi Lovato Meets A Sexually Abused Ghost 18:30.076 Support Distorted View! 27:21.080 Panty Face Masks Don’t Fly 27:50.319 Sex With A Hundred Corpses 33:29.357 Chinese […] The post Comforting A Sexually Abused Ghost first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/17/202147 minutes, 20 seconds
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A Panty Sniffing Unboxing Experience

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Banging A Rotissere Chicken 1:52.679 Nosey Bitch Brought Down An Entire Human Trafficking Ring (In Her Mind) 7:56.301 A Panty Sniffing Experience 15:17.878 Wiping Your Genitals With Kitty Litter 21:22.184 Support Distorted View! 24:11.662 Judge Let’s The N Word Slip 25:14.182 When Your Lady Hole Closes Itself Up For Business […] The post A Panty Sniffing Unboxing Experience first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/15/202143 minutes, 48 seconds
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Trauma Induced Bestiality

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 A Freak Sung Christmas Song! 1:27.785 A New Batch Of Fake Disorder Audio 4:58.515 Our Favorite Sex Offender From The Future Is Back 15:14.868 Professional Audio Erotic Vignettes 18:05.665 More Bad Karaoke Christmas Classics 24:07.788 Sign Up For The Sideshow 26:08.981 Acapulco Stink 27:12.029 He Sold His Soul To A […] The post Trauma Induced Bestiality first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/13/202149 minutes, 56 seconds
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Don’t Steal My Orgasms!

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Steven Asanti Is Trysexual 4:55.029 Cockroach And Mice Infested House Of The 1000lb Sisters 10:10.328 A Woman Suffering From Every Mental Illness And a Few Drug Addictions 16:31.817 Weak-Stomached Man Finds Poop In A Toilet 23:19.854 Wank Bank Voicemail Calls 25:34.473 The Distorted View Store Is Open! 31:33.219 The Greasy […] The post Don’t Steal My Orgasms! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/11/202156 minutes, 30 seconds
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Synchronized Insemination

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 The DV Store Is Back! 2:03.038 My Sleep Apnea Appointment 6:12.014 Meade’s Angry Christmas Classic 10:04.038 Trans Gamer Livestream Freakout 13:15.432 Great Big Pete Shaves And Shits On A Chest 16:24.639 City Council Public Comments Get Musical! 18:37.685 Vaginal Horror Stories From Nurses 21:01.832 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 25:54.965 […] The post Synchronized Insemination first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/9/202150 minutes, 23 seconds
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Rectal Bomb Defusing

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Crucified Christmas Songs 2:05.076 Anime Nerd Tries To Virtually Squid Hump 6:04.141 Screaming Banshee Hits Another Man’s Car and Proceeds To Lose Her Mind 12:28.461 The Skillful Art Of Cum Walking 20:23.484 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 27:01.929 Getting Explosives Stuck Up Your Butt 28:23.102 Avoid Getting The COVID Vaccine […] The post Rectal Bomb Defusing first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/6/202147 minutes, 19 seconds
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Scrambling Eggs In Your Ass

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.292 More Meade Posts 2:17.607 Asians Are Magical Africans? 11:06.064 Youtard David The Brown Dick’ed Unicorn 17:10.180 Every American Should Own A Nuke Or Two 19:19.132 Scrambling Eggs In Your Ass 23:20.240 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:33.757 The Gorilla Glue Hairspray Woman Is Losing Her Hair 28:02.619 The Big Business […] The post Scrambling Eggs In Your Ass first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/3/202148 minutes, 2 seconds
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Human Skin Leather Shoes

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 1000 Pound Sister Update 1:48.307 Tapping A Cows Stomach To Let Out The Farts 12:12.835 Let’s Switch Up The Racism! Black People Hate Whites 16:13.237 A Surstromming Puke A Thon 22:09.941 Become A True And Honorable Freak Today 25:48.738 Human Skin Leather – Another PETA Stunt 27:10.301 Banning Greeting Cards […] The post Human Skin Leather Shoes first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
12/1/202148 minutes, 27 seconds
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Ugly Looking Fecal Matter

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Good To Be Back! 2:37.591 Meade Skelton Thinks Pretty People Produce Glorious Shits 3:18.001 IRL Streamer Gets Trolled At A Bar 10:29.717 Painful National Anthem 15:25.155 When You Leave A Sexy Voicemail To The Wrong Person 17:55.189 Livestreaming A Domestic Situation 21:32.008 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 25:19.607 A Gun […] The post Ugly Looking Fecal Matter first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/29/202147 minutes, 6 seconds
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Never Go Full Squirt- Best Of

On Today’s Show: It’s a best of show for your Thanksgiving weekend. Black Friday Sideshow Deals Are Live! Click Here To Become a True And Honorable Freak Now! Contact LVL80CatLady About Secret Santa – @LVL80CATLADY on Twitter Great Big Pete And Vlad Do Prank Calls: Great Big Pranks Podcast Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your […] The post Never Go Full Squirt- Best Of first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/27/202144 minutes, 14 seconds
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Gravy Nog And Cuntberry Sauce – Thanksgiving 2021

On Today’s Show: Happy Thanksgiving, Freaks! Contact LVL80CatLady About Secret Santa – @LVL80CATLADY on Twitter Great Big Pete And Vlad Do Prank Calls: Great Big Pranks Podcast Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. […] The post Gravy Nog And Cuntberry Sauce – Thanksgiving 2021 first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/25/202134 minutes, 21 seconds
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Muscular Watermelon Meat

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Double Vaxxed And Dealing With Shit 1:37.622 Thanksgiving Week On DV 5:54.530 Paying A Teen To Take The Fall For Your Racist Posts 6:43.142 Father-To-Be Acts Like A Baby In The Hospital 17:01.336 Your Ladies Muscular Watermelon Meat 20:33.437 Meade Skelton: Vampire Huntress 24:30.660 Just Wait Until Black Friday, I […] The post Muscular Watermelon Meat first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/23/202149 minutes, 23 seconds
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The Triforce Of Prolapse

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 More Idiots Showing Up Outisde The Kyle Rittenhouse Trial 2:34.335 Bad Commercial Alert: Medicare Martha 6:32.250 The Triforce Of Prolapse 12:42.856 Calling The Cops Over Cold French Fries 16:03.426 A Vegan Dog Food Activist Sings! 22:13.341 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 26:10.153 Sex Offenders Want A Rebrand 27:32.030 Banned […] The post The Triforce Of Prolapse first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/19/202146 minutes, 30 seconds
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Tumble Dried Toddlers

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 The Female Version Of Peter And Raymond: Marilyn And Royce 1:52.586 A Strong Anti-Frog Mom 9:21.633 Post Term Abortions And Mass Death Thanks To The Vaccine 12:23.202 Let’s All Come Together To Eat Ass. Amen 17:34.989 Transgender IBS Blowout 19:31.803 A New Mashup Artist Emerges 22:10.746 Tim Tries To Sing, […] The post Tumble Dried Toddlers first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/17/202147 minutes, 33 seconds
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Nutting To Pokemon All November Long

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 November Is The Best Month 2:46.296 Pokenut November – Pleasure Yourself To Pokemon Every Day This Month 5:11.795 The Taste Of Shit: “It’s not that bad” 12:37.419 Our Favorite Butt Obsessed Director Is Back 18:19.218 Stumbling Upon A Woman Shitting In A Phonebooth 22:28.291 Receipt Freakout At The Dollar General […] The post Nutting To Pokemon All November Long first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/15/202146 minutes, 55 seconds
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Adventures In Extreme Cuckolding

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Adventures In Extreme Cuckolding 1:43.741 Crazy Feminist Author Has No Idea What She Is Talking About 14:13.341 Youtard Simping For Arianna Grande 21:23.023 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 25:48.904 Bitchy Highschool Girl Goes For The Hard R 27:08.899 Steal Whatever You Want! 33:02.975 Borax Gets The Liquified Computers Out Of […] The post Adventures In Extreme Cuckolding first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/13/202153 minutes, 5 seconds
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The True Cost Of Cramming Stuff Up Your Butt

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 My New Lover Is A Little Person 2:24.735 Torturing Your Fetus Sexual Fantasy 11:34.275 A Bus Driver’s Bad Day 15:20.492 Gooner Bate Playlist 2021 20:40.444 Support Distorted View Daily! 25:05.698 The True Cost Of Cramming Stuff Up Your Butt 26:14.678 Granny Gone Wild 32:05.713 Instagram With Dead Dad In A […] The post The True Cost Of Cramming Stuff Up Your Butt first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/11/202151 minutes, 49 seconds
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Psycho Dominatrix Phlebotomist Murderer

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 The Dollar General Capital Of The World 1:27.122 Mother Henson Update – She’s Senile 5:44.578 Travis Scott – It’s A Great Tragedy 8:12.246 Christian Music For The Troubled Marriage 15:07.108 Queer Comedy Showcase 17:47.616 Trying To Kick Out Your Boyfriend 23:03.610 Gender Fae? 26:07.805 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:15.443 […] The post Psycho Dominatrix Phlebotomist Murderer first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/9/202154 minutes, 2 seconds
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Dawn Of The Coffee Generation – BEST OF

On Today’s Show: As I talked about last week, I’ve got a Best-Of Show for you today! Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news […] The post Dawn Of The Coffee Generation – BEST OF first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/8/202135 minutes, 20 seconds
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Pissing In The Upright Position

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Visiting Mom This Weekend 2:03.939 Obese Woman Who Urinates On Her Floor 6:28.894 Pikachu Is An Accessory To Human Trafficking 12:57.499 Real Cash For Virtual Furry Hugs 17:24.659 Microsoft Employees Introduce Themselves 21:04.359 6 Foot  Showdown At The Grocery Store 23:36.309 Support Distorted View Daily! 27:32.542 No Sharing The Sex […] The post Pissing In The Upright Position first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/5/202148 minutes, 51 seconds
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Stop Sexualizing Ketchup!

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Fake Mental Disorder Clips 2:00.869 Mental Illness Genders 4:43.715 Switching Personalities In Mid-Interview 6:45.384 Taste Testing With Your Entire DID System 10:01.346 When Your Multiple Personalities Respect Your 9-5 Job 13:14.544 Acquiring New Tourettes Tics 15:59.256 Tranny Burping Fever 19:12.787 Timmyboo Gets Some Phone Sex 20:54.099 Antivaxxers Are Organized And […] The post Stop Sexualizing Ketchup! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/3/202151 minutes, 28 seconds
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Ready For Penetration

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Motel Living With Our Favorite BBW Trans Girls 2:17.322 Christian Broadcasting’s War On Halloween 10:28.690 Negativland Loves Teri Pope 19:48.241 More Insensitive Commercials 22:47.926 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 26:10.178 Unisex Condoms Are Here! 27:39.983 Mole Removal Gone Horribly Right 32:54.295 Florida Man And Mannequin Drove Around With A […] The post Ready For Penetration first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
11/1/202148 minutes, 21 seconds
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Christian Chainsaw Castration Massacre

On Today’s Show: Name Start Introduction 0:00.00 DJ Khaled Playing A Guitar, Kind Of 7:26.54 Livestreamers Schtick Is Going Around Macing People 10:04.56 Anime Dork Loses Waifu Pillow Girlfriend 16:59.73 Tosser Tim Beating Off On Another Online Photo 19:13.58 Sign Up For The Sidesow Today! 24:39.04 Fury Over Funeral Home Haunted House 27:18.20 Lightly Seasoned […] The post Christian Chainsaw Castration Massacre first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/29/202151 minutes, 44 seconds
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Let’s Fluid Bond

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Obsessive Tendencies And Impersonating The Autistic 1:57.982 Deep Throat And Open Nostril “Singing” 8:11.978 A Sloppy Soda Hole 12:13.555 Cam Girl: Paraplegic Edition 15:03.972 Mushed Up Babies In Your Vaccines 20:33.182 Cement Doesn’t Grow On Trees 23:37.213 Become A Supporter Of DV! 26:05.195 Fluid Bonding 27:20.284 Casting A Curse On […] The post Let’s Fluid Bond first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/27/202148 minutes, 57 seconds
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Sacking Your Meat

On Today’s Show: No Show Notes Yet Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: A new way […] The post Sacking Your Meat first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/25/202151 minutes, 38 seconds
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Date Night At Chuck E. Cheeses

On Today’s Show: Name Start Introduction 0:00.000 A Child Predator Helps The Hospitality Industry 2:39.582 Galileo Is a Stealthing Advocate 8:35.632 Good Vibration Cover Turns Bad 10:31.716 Explosive Moans Of Passion 13:57.577 That Time Shoenice Ate A Dried Up Dog Turd 18:49.172 The Dave Chappelle Controversy 21:58.457 Support DV! Sign Up For The Sideshow 28:28.841 […] The post Date Night At Chuck E. Cheeses first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/22/202151 minutes, 15 seconds
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When Your Anime Waifu Pillow Is Angry With You

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Ghostbusters 3:23.306 Yesterday I Learned What Loli Was All About 9:07.411 When You’re Waifu Pillow Is Angry With You 11:24.593 Old Woman Convinced Someone Is Stealing A Car 20:53.904 Clooood Remix 25:19.799 Superfreaksideshow.com 29:07.674 Depixelizing Porn 30:51.606 Drinking Pesticide On Your Live Stream 34:58.312 An Elementary School Marijuana Prize Box […] The post When Your Anime Waifu Pillow Is Angry With You first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/20/202153 minutes, 5 seconds
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Pee Pee’s Big Adventure

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 How Does The Porn Industry Make Money 2:28.859 Manure Fetish 5:57.201 English Speaking Scat 11:11.007 Gagging Palate Cleanser 14:24.780 Pee Pee’s Big Adventure 14:59.260 Airplane Freakout On A Headset Mic 21:53.166 Bearded Woman Wants A Refund 24:55.621 Sign Up For The Sideshow 27:36.580 Pervert’s Defense: Bad Eyesight 28:50.931 Vulgar License […] The post Pee Pee’s Big Adventure first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/18/202147 minutes, 43 seconds
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Laser Frying Your Vagina

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Test Of Patience Talk 3:46.129 Those Mentos Musicians Gave It Their All 8:20.201 Male Lactation Tips And Trickles 10:09.785 Incel Hitting On Women 15:06.019 A Different Kind of Coming Out Video 17:54.645 When You Donate Too Much Sperm 28:50.326 Lesbian Cop Drama 34:11.142 Pussy Lasers 36:59.751 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  […] The post Laser Frying Your Vagina first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/16/202150 minutes, 4 seconds
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A Baby Killing Testicle Bath

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 TikTok And More Fake Mental Disorders 1:33.091 Eating A Steak Covered In The World’s Most Bitter Substance | Watch LA Beast 16:32.124 Middle Age Semen Is Super Desirable 20:07.583 Convicted Muders Scream And Cry In Court 23:00.680 Support Distorted View! 25:42.965 A Testicle Bath That Kills Jelly Babies 27:36.283 Teasing […] The post A Baby Killing Testicle Bath first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/13/202150 minutes, 22 seconds
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Yakking Up A Vibrator

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Columbus Day / Indigenous Peoples Day 1:43.481 Speec Recognition Of The 1980’s 4:51.556 Computer News – History Repeats Itself 7:52.549 Poetry Of A Recently Dumped Woman 9:36.257 Spanish Class With The Caucasians 12:52.663 Support DV! 15:48.954 Yakkin Up A Vibrator 16:32.853 Voicemails / Ending 23:11.664 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have […] The post Yakking Up A Vibrator first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/11/202129 minutes, 36 seconds
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His And Her Toilets

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Cross Dressing Listeners 2:07.513 Mental CLOOOOD Manipulation 6:43.619 Twitch Streamer Meltdown 11:15.285 Tim Hortons Public Freak Out 16:29.625 Youtard Furry Poop Play 20:46.123 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 27:08.159 Celebrity His-And-Her Love Toilets 28:33.102 Coloring In A Pokemon Activity Book During Your Court Trial 32:59.851 Cats Continues To Ruin Lives […] The post His And Her Toilets first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/8/20210
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The Cumpocalypse Cumtinues

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Small Things I Hate In A Big Way 2:05.140 Meade Skelton Vs. Math 5:36.123 Free Speech Auditor Makes The News! 10:17.862 Breaking News: The Cumpocalypse Cumtinues 16:26.838 Trans Woman Misgendered At A Sonic Drive Thru 21:02.488 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:13.384 Motion Detector Racist Speakers 31:05.834 Man Tries To […] The post The Cumpocalypse Cumtinues first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/6/20210
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Satan’s Autistic Nephew

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Meade Skelton Has A Podcast 3:10.522 Satan And His Autistic Nephew 6:56.604 Meade Skelton Is Dealing With Demonic Forces / Jobs 13:25.824 Alex Jones Mega Conspiracy Theory 18:20.694 David Super Furry With The Tri-Dong 23:23.246 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 27:19.729 Nurse Mocks Newborn’s Deformity 29:23.333 Mcbomb Threat Over Sauceless […] The post Satan’s Autistic Nephew first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/4/20210
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The Mormon Sex Loophole Known As Soaking

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 The Mormon Sexual Loophole Called Soaking 2:40.691 Public Access Archives: The Teddy Bear Club Show 8:40.838 Tiktard Country Mom 13:59.875 More Fake Multiple Personality TikTards 17:33.167 Vanilla Ice Reminds You To Stay Cool, But Not TOO COOL 21:39.778 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 24:33.576 Restless Asshole 25:40.723 Searching For Youself […] The post The Mormon Sex Loophole Known As Soaking first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
10/1/20210
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I’m Ready For My Piss Punishment, Daddy

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Your Cardboard Heart Cover / DV Theme 1:42.985 Sissy Pissy Boy 8:54.633 Jesse Lee Peterson Admits To Being A BETA MALE 13:58.843 Burping Girl 19:06.827 Horny Women Are Best According To Youtard 20:06.817 Dr. Phil Is Selling Mobile Fame Games On His Show 21:29.411 Support DV! Become A Member Of […] The post I’m Ready For My Piss Punishment, Daddy first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
9/29/202154 minutes, 32 seconds
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Puff, The Dickless Dragon

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 The $500 Million Dollar House Update 1:43.598 Call Of Duty Freak Out 12:22.333 Asshole White CIS Males Vs. Pussy Multicultural Room 16:04.200 Granny Talks Dirty 22:46.112 Support Distorted View! Become A True And Honorable Freak 27:49.483 Smart Toilets Digitally Analprinting You 28:52.540 Airplane Passenger Has Bad Cell Reception, Pleads For […] The post Puff, The Dickless Dragon first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
9/27/202151 minutes, 19 seconds
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A Mushroom Head Of Sheer Perfection

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Hookup Apps Worst Feature 1:34.375 ABBA Is Back, Baby 9:41.119 Dumb TikTok Girl Compares Her Life To Gabby Petito 13:57.126 Bubble Tea Is Black Appropriation? 19:40.703 Harassing A Shitting Student 22:06.911 Faking Mental Illness For Fun And Clout 23:48.112 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 26:09.672 Mother/Daughter Backyard Butt Butchers […] The post A Mushroom Head Of Sheer Perfection first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
9/23/202152 minutes, 4 seconds
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Also See: Shitter, Sweet

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 A Meade Skelton House Tour 2:02.637 American Political Refugee In Mexico Is An Asshole 8:37.958 School Board Meeting Deals With Anal Cornholing In Literature 15:18.748 Ball Bag / Ball Busting 20:11.332 Sign Up For The Sideshow 23:24.326 Eating A Handburger 24:11.622 Satan Is Selling Chic-Fil-A On Sundays 27:01.192 What Goes […] The post Also See: Shitter, Sweet first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
9/21/202149 minutes, 18 seconds
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15 Years Ago On Distorted View

On Today’s Show: Doing a Best Of Show this morning. I’ll be back later today with a brand new episode! Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy […] The post 15 Years Ago On Distorted View first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
9/20/202126 minutes, 37 seconds
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Sounds of An Unclean Ass

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 A World Record British Vegan Currywurst Fart – Listen To Regular Features Podcast! 2:13.337 Male Pornstar Loves His Ass Eaten 9:56.539 The Kidz Bop Of Crappy Christian Music 15:03.303 Help Support DV! 28:15.136 The New Tik Tok Trend Of Petty Theft 29:48.338 Just The Tipsy Penis Wine 33:04.015 Wendy Williams […] The post Sounds of An Unclean Ass first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
9/17/202146 minutes, 8 seconds
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Blowing Your Semen Retention Streak

On Today’s Show: No show notes today, sorry. Watch This instead! Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories BE A PART OF THIS […] The post Blowing Your Semen Retention Streak first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
9/15/202143 minutes, 22 seconds
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Locked In The Porta-Potty Of DOOOOOM

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 American Vs. British Vs. Australian Words 1:43.294 Beat Box Battle 7:42.803 Aged Urine Vaporizer 10:53.381 Growling Airplane Meltdown 17:45.469 Showdown At The BK 20:50.531 Sign Up For The Sideshow 24:44.853 Crashing A Police Standoff 26:39.044 Guess What Happened To A COVID-19 Denier? 29:20.890 How Not To Persuade TSA ToLet You […] The post Locked In The Porta-Potty Of DOOOOOM first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
9/13/202147 minutes, 39 seconds
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The Card Game That Will Ruin Your Relationship

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Tim Henson – Tastemaker 1:48.695 Glitter And Lube In One Easy To Insert Pussy Pill 3:06.133 A Card Game For Relationship In Turmoil 7:16.698 A Shitting Turtle For Your Little One To Play With 16:08.490 Streamer Admits To Crypto Scam 18:05.455 Christian Bikini Police Is Also A Rapper 20:47.834 Sign […] The post The Card Game That Will Ruin Your Relationship first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
9/10/202153 minutes, 51 seconds
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Breasts, Jumblies, Or Fat Noggers

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 American Vs. British Vs. Australian Words 1:43.294 Beat Box Battle 7:42.803 Aged Urine Vaporizer 10:53.381 Growling Airplane Meltdown 17:45.469 Showdown At The BK 20:50.531 Sign Up For The Sideshow 24:44.853 Crashing A Police Standoff 26:39.044 Guess What Happened To A COVID-19 Denier? 29:20.890 How Not To Persuade TSA ToLet You […] The post Breasts, Jumblies, Or Fat Noggers first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
9/8/202149 minutes, 23 seconds
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The Christian Ex-Satanist Comedian

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Happy Labor Day! 3:14.682 Amusement Park Music Studio Booths 4:31.154 Christian Comedian / Ex-Satanist 13:21.426 Voicemails / Ending 23:31.626 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share […] The post The Christian Ex-Satanist Comedian first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
9/6/202132 minutes, 6 seconds
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Texas Anti-Abortion Narc Site Filled Up With Shrek Porn

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Meade Skelton Is Out Of Retirement 1:56.808 Annoying Vegan Youtuber 14:06.318 Youtard “Apologizes” To Black Women 15:43.812 Shot Up Timmy-Boo Gets A Shout Out 19:33.671 New Sexuality Terms From Tik Tokker 22:36.121 Support Distorted View! SuperFreakSideshow.Com 28:56.084 Man Marries A Different Kind Of Butt Hole 30:28.949 Uploading Shrek Porn To […] The post Texas Anti-Abortion Narc Site Filled Up With Shrek Porn first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
9/4/202152 minutes, 38 seconds
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Mice Smothered In Vaseline

On Today’s Show: Name Start Introduction 0:00.000 Bestiality Farms 2:00.522 The Zoophile Podcast 12:25.292 The “Shit It Out” Director Is Back With Hungarian Goulash 16:21.401 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 24:40.250 Urinating On A Dairy Queen Counter 25:42.161 Rapey Ronnie Jeremy 29:53.349 Solo Sex On The Beach 35:56.883 Voicemails / Ending 38:37.010 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH […] The post Mice Smothered In Vaseline first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
9/1/202149 minutes, 37 seconds
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Boomer-Wang

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Test Of Patience 0:23.070 Sorry About That Richard Simmons Test Of Patience 8:26.168 Onlyfans “Model” Cries About Getting A Real Job 10:34.456 Erotic Wrestling – Jigoo: The Next Generation? 14:53.607 Woman Butts Into A Police DWI Stop 19:50.389 Gay Power Bottom But Also A Fist Top 25:07.250 Support DV! 27:36.619 […] The post Boomer-Wang first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/30/202152 minutes, 42 seconds
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My Olive Garden Puke Fantasy

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Return To The Ram Ranch 1:56.537 The Sound Of Ecstasy Or Bloody Murder 7:19.901 Food Poison Fetish 9:03.617 How Does Jesse Lee Peterson Feel About Trans Month? 15:52.733 Modern Women Are Sluts According To Jesse Lee Peterson 20:37.640 Sign Up For The Sideshow! SuperFreakSideshow.Com 25:55.353 A New TikTok Challenge To […] The post My Olive Garden Puke Fantasy first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/27/202150 minutes, 37 seconds
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Faking Disabilities For Clout. Welcome To SickTok

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.166 Mole People Are Murdering Women 2:00.186 Faking Disabilities For Clout. Welcome To SickTok 5:49.912 Vegan Bodybuilder Vs. Child Of Dead Meat Eater 19:04.805 Channeling Michael Jackson 23:57.033 Ladybug Emergency 25:58.096 Support DV! Sign Up For The Sideshow 27:34.328 Cosmetic Surgery Ends With A Useless Butt 28:13.011 A Package Of Poop […] The post Faking Disabilities For Clout. Welcome To SickTok first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/25/202153 minutes, 2 seconds
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Snatchsonian Museum of Vaginal History

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Chinese Delivery The Worst Way Possible 2:41.463 Christian Saxophone Solo FROM HELL 8:42.153 Tribute To Laci Peterson And Her Unborn Baby 11:45.926 Bitchy Lady Tok Tokking From Her Hospital Bed 16:56.152 Deaf Girl Getting Freaky 19:13.224 Mobility Scooter Drive By Racism 20:24.752 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 25:33.146 A Flood […] The post Snatchsonian Museum of Vaginal History first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/23/202145 minutes, 38 seconds
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Tom Pearl’s Hot Dog Trick

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Meade Update 1:55.025 Galileo – Predator From The Future 3:09.318 A Very Bitchute Nazi Christmas 9:56.861 The Ex-Lover Of Michael Jackson’s Ghost 11:42.754 Finger Banging With Expired Man Juice 15:41.515 Another Mask Freakout At The Airport 19:10.786 Tom Pearl’s Hot Dog Trick 21:11.320 Become A Sideshow Freak Today 25:33.970 Death […] The post Tom Pearl’s Hot Dog Trick first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/21/202148 minutes, 59 seconds
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Bowel Movement Horoscopes – BEST OF

On Today’s ShowVoicemail: It’s a Best Of Show today! Sideshow exclusive show tomorrow, and then I’ll be back with a new this weekend! WATCH DV’S NEWEST VIDEO: ` 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. […] The post Bowel Movement Horoscopes – BEST OF first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/19/202150 minutes
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Your Food Delivery Came With An Uber Piss

On Today’s ShowVoicemail: Introduction 0:00.000 The Truth About The Taliban – Afghanistan Coverage 1:46.986 Afghanistan Conspiracy Theory Video 6:16.038 My Pillow Guy Vs. Religious Wackadoodle News 14:34.748 Anti-Vax School Board Speaker 18:38.940 The Whore Of The Rings 21:36.655 Support DV! Sign Up For The Sideshow 28:34.804 Late Chipotle Order Results In Scissoring 30:08.461 Having A […] The post Your Food Delivery Came With An Uber Piss first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/18/202151 minutes, 36 seconds
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How To Retrofit A Rectum

On Today’s ShowVoicemail: Introduction 0:00.000 DV Cartoons: Gooney Tunes 1:28.258 From One Youtube Loser To Another 6:44.157 Incel Rejects All Genitalia From A Certain Generation 10:10.035 Please Stand For Our National Anthem 12:56.505 Ball Sucking Or Sleep Apnea? You Decide 14:37.413 Turning A Butthole Into A Front Hole 16:01.675 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 25:10.131 […] The post How To Retrofit A Rectum first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/16/202148 minutes, 28 seconds
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A Titanic Serving Of Booby Juice

On Today’s Show Sponsor: Adam And Eve! Promo Code – FREAK 0:00.000 Introduction 1:34.992 Zuckked! I’m In Facebook Jail 3:23.630 Devon Hates Facebook Too! 6:33.741 Burping Girl With Tranny Baby Fever Hates Social Media 8:11.349 Camp Woke Sounds Like The Worst Way To Spend A Summer 9:52.391 Bohemian Nickelbacksody 16:30.507 Urethra Sealing With Crazy Glue […] The post A Titanic Serving Of Booby Juice first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/13/202149 minutes, 50 seconds
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A Violation of My Bodily Integrity

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.151 A Very Special Birthday Cameo 1:35.492 A Member of The Duggar Family Talks To Timmyboo 4:18.283 A Youtard Pervert Has Some Thoughts 8:31.236 Incel Tells Us What Women Are Good For 17:57.676 Anti-Mask Women Think They’re Getting Sexually Violated 22:21.396 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 26:33.546 A Scrotum Nailed […] The post A Violation of My Bodily Integrity first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/11/202147 minutes, 59 seconds
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Tastes Like A Raccoon’s Taint

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Meade Skelton Calls It Quits 1:53.394 Mayo And Man Meat Sandwich 10:54.333 Another Awful Middle Age Singer Emerges 18:30.108 Q-Anon Crusading At A Women’s Boutique 22:52.024 Support DV! Sign Up For The Sideshow 26:56.172 Beaten Over Dentures 28:22.314 Another Florida Vacation Ends With A Missing Ear 31:15.040 A New York […] The post Tastes Like A Raccoon’s Taint first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/9/202149 minutes, 59 seconds
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The Best Of America’s Rub And Tug Massage Parlors

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Rub Maps Let You Know Where To Find Some Rub And Tugs 1:36.059 New Bit-Tard / Sex Offender! 13:12.500 Meade Has Some Extra Personalities Lurking Inside Him 20:29.619 Sign Up For The Sideshow: https://www.superfreaksideshow.com 29:00.588 When Mom Makes You Help Chop Up Your Dead Dad 30:21.541 The Opening Of Magic […] The post The Best Of America’s Rub And Tug Massage Parlors first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/6/202155 minutes, 45 seconds
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The Poop Eating Eel That Slithers Up Your Rectum

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Dick Legend Scott Taylor 2:07.293 Non Gender Conforming Sibling 11:23.834 The Gays Caused COVID-19 12:42.845 Yoga Is Demonic 16:17.259 Meade Skelton Update 19:19.473 Old Woman Is About To Get Laid – Voicemail 24:15.349 Support Distorted View Daily! 27:17.371 A Slithering Eel Up Your Rectum 28:23.779 Duct Taping An Asshole To […] The post The Poop Eating Eel That Slithers Up Your Rectum first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/4/202153 minutes, 33 seconds
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Chris Chan Arrested After Mother Loving

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Happy Birthday From A Youtard 2:12.244 A New Chapter In The Chris Chan Saga – Mother Banging 7:18.065 Checking In With The Inbred Family 20:37.602 Support DV! 25:56.184 A Botched Castration Situation 27:02.917 Monkey Future Update: Score One For The Humans! 34:05.014 Gooner Bate To A Healthier You 37:55.748 Voicemails: […] The post Chris Chan Arrested After Mother Loving first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
8/2/202151 minutes, 18 seconds
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I Don’t Know How To Use My Body

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Commercials You Were Forced To Sit Through At The Movies 3:51.183 Movie Time Shrimp Rolls! 5:25.070 Britney Spears And Bob Dole Selling Pepsi 8:34.809 Meade Skelton’s Feminine Voice 13:23.167 Dhar Mann Tackles Mixed Race Families 18:52.446 Support DV! Sign Up For The Sideshow 27:44.921 Another Serial Shitter Strikes 29:30.257 S&M […] The post I Don’t Know How To Use My Body first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/30/202152 minutes, 1 second
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Saving Your Good Vagina For Marriage

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Time To Toast The Bacon 3:05.237 Pony Pissed – Chris Chan Is Angry With Hasbro 7:43.220 Little Boys Singing About Feminism 11:20.747 Coash Dave Knows Who Satan’s Right Hand Man Is 18:09.929 A Woman Pleasuring Herself With Satan’s Wand 20:25.174 Dudes Do Verbal Right 22:23.503 Support DV! Sign Up For […] The post Saving Your Good Vagina For Marriage first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/28/202152 minutes, 3 seconds
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Oiled Up Pony Rump

On Today’s Show Sorry, No timestamps for today’s episode. Rest assured, it is a good one chock full of love and weirdness. We learn about an old man’s enema routine. Two pieces of inside-out ass-meat touch to become one. A lady loses her mind over olives. It goes on and on. Just listen! Contact LVL80CatLady […] The post Oiled Up Pony Rump first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/26/202155 minutes, 21 seconds
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Serial Sperm Shooter Slung His Last Spunkload

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Mom Popped Up On Yesterday’s Show 1:55.918 A New Gooner Bater Trainer 5:32.447 Crackhead Neighbors Get The Hose 11:11.114 A Piss Gagging Slut Named Celeste 15:59.295 That’s Not A Jolly Rancher I Fished Out Of Your Twat 17:21.425 Mormon Rap 21:33.109 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 23:56.795 Catholic Priest Getting […] The post Serial Sperm Shooter Slung His Last Spunkload first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/22/202148 minutes, 15 seconds
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Murder Over Daddy’s Secret Feces Fetish

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Visiting The Family After The Pandemic 1:47.151 Bizarre Sex Term: Shepherds Pie 13:26.920 Breaking News From President Gabrielle Chana 15:56.688 Alex Jones Says We Are Growing Cancer Crystals Thanks The Vaccine 19:12.140 Meade’s Biggest Pet Peeve 22:04.362 Support DV – Become A Member Of The Sideshow 26:42.172 Father Kills Son […] The post Murder Over Daddy’s Secret Feces Fetish first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/20/202149 minutes, 33 seconds
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Are You On The Goddamn Planet? BEST-OF

On Today’s Show As I mentioned, today’s show is Best-Of Day! Enjoy! Contact LVL80CatLady On Twitter For Tim’s B-Day! Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video […] The post Are You On The Goddamn Planet? BEST-OF first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/19/202132 minutes, 13 seconds
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Pickle Pumping In The Pooper

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.036 Calls From Narcissists 2:22.448 Victoria Secret Karen Update 12:57.984 Pennywise Is Real And Will Stab You In The Asshole 14:22.444 From Cat Fucking To Communist Propaganda 17:47.660 Kicked Off A Cruise Due To COVID 22:25.835 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:19.940 Accusing A Stranger Of Stealing Your Phone 27:43.347 Celebrating […] The post Pickle Pumping In The Pooper first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/16/202148 minutes, 41 seconds
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Fart On My Doritos

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Marvel Vs. DC / Exclusive Wonder Woman Clip 3:26.118 Incel Marshal Mathers Mashup 13:41.154 Racist Temper Tantrum At Victoria Secret 16:26.413 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 26:14.468 Satan’s Cosmetic Surgey Woes 27:47.140 Sex As A Cure For COVID? 32:31.171 TikTok Star Goes In Bareback 38:26.500 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending […] The post Fart On My Doritos first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/14/202153 minutes, 34 seconds
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Violent Scromiting

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.000 My Next Million Dollar Idea 2:07.316 Trans-Focused Hygiene Products 6:05.000 The Gamestop Ma’am Has Met Her Soulmate 9:15.364 Alexyss K. Tylor Is Possessed / Covid Tongue 11:00.510 Devon’s Chinese Food Didn’t Sit Well With Him 19:16.256 Crazy Woman Phlegms Up The Local News 20:24.963 Semen Retention and Scrotum Pores […] The post Violent Scromiting first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/12/202159 minutes, 4 seconds
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The Meat Is Gonna Slip In

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.000 Tim Shouldn’t Give Stock Advice 1:36.070 Do Not Invest In Gyms 4:14.922 Gymaxxing Incel Gets Banned | WATCH HIM IN ACTION 6:45.101 STD Film Strips 18:31.574 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 27:35.579 Proper Hotdog Fittings 28:54.250 The Gays Are Coming After Your Kids 36:46.741 Vegetarian Trauma At McDonalds 42:28.112 […] The post The Meat Is Gonna Slip In first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/10/202156 minutes, 10 seconds
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Defiling Store Mannequins

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.000 Power Outage And Heart Surge 1:48.735 Advice From A Mannequin Fucker 8:58.109 A Refreshing Clip Of A Racist Black Man 15:23.745 Anti-Vax Dolly Parton Parody 21:35.844 Become A True And Honorable Freak Today! 23:51.047 Trying To Squirt Out The Olympic Torch 25:20.744 Children’s Toy Sings About Cocaine And Suicide […] The post Defiling Store Mannequins first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/8/202150 minutes, 29 seconds
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Lady Fisting Lessons – BEST-OF

On Today’s Show – Due to storm related power and internet outage, today’s new show will be pushed back a little. Until then, enjoy this finely-aged classique edition of DV from 2010. Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV […] The post Lady Fisting Lessons – BEST-OF first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/7/202133 minutes, 35 seconds
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Fecal Matter Vomitus

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.000 Happy Birthday, America! You Looking Rough 1:03.853 The “Woke” Crowd Hates Independence Day 2:39.576 A Made-For-TV-Movie About A Dead Kid 5:47.643 80’s Commercial Announcers 8:25.359 Product With Letters And Numbers In Their Name 11:38.769 A New Screeching TikTok Has Been Found 13:47.444 Fecal Matter Vomitus 17:41.724 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / […] The post Fecal Matter Vomitus first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/5/202132 minutes, 22 seconds
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May I Offer My Penis To Comfort You?

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.000 Nonbinary Trans Racial 3:58.679 Racist Blink 182 Cover 12:31.215 Cheese Breath Dry Heaves 15:40.807 1980’s Police Cam Footage 17:07.955 Sign Up For The Sideshow (PLEASE!) 22:31.012 Bill Gates: Code Writing Pussy Hound 23:41.132 May I Offer My Penis To Comfort You? 26:51.352 He Loves Horses, Best Of All The […] The post May I Offer My Penis To Comfort You? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/3/202150 minutes, 18 seconds
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Cracking Your Woman’s Walnut Shell

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.000 Sorry For The Delay! 2:20.058 Dating Advice From An Idiot 6:45.245 Warning: Bloody Nastiness Ahead 14:30.013 Cutting Out Cheek Fat To Fit In Your Helmet 15:17.383 Jessie Lee Peterson Plugs White History Month 19:38.922 Support The Show! Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:13.744 A Secret Forest Of Naked Women […] The post Cracking Your Woman’s Walnut Shell first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
7/1/202146 minutes, 4 seconds
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Hoarding Your Spunk Supply

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.000 Meade Skelton At The Doomsday Prepper Convention 2:03.807 Semen Retention: Hoarding Your Spunk Supply 11:22.529 Dissecting The F-Word 18:30.376 Gold Digger Wants Her Ex To Keep Paying For Her Lifestyle 24:07.771 Justin Bieber Confronts Annoying Fans 27:37.217 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 30:25.143 Ring-O Cock Rings 31:26.921 Tiddlywink […] The post Hoarding Your Spunk Supply first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/28/202148 minutes, 34 seconds
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Introducing Blow Fly Boy

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.866 Even The Business News Channel Is Trashy 3:31.704 First Came Blow Fly Girl. Now: Blow Fly Boy 7:08.833 Courtroom Outburst / Freak Out 15:47.839 Frenchman Trying To Sing Eglish Song 20:57.042 Zoom Meeting Introductions Go Wrong 22:58.543 Popstar Nima Is Back As a School Girl | WATCH 24:59.542 Support […] The post Introducing Blow Fly Boy first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/26/202156 minutes, 51 seconds
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President Pretty Woman Lover Has Had Some Kinky Sex

On Today’s Show – Today’s new episode will be posted a bit later. Until then, enjoy this Best of Show. Afterwards, learn how to craft a sandwich by watching this video:   Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV […] The post President Pretty Woman Lover Has Had Some Kinky Sex first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/25/202141 minutes, 35 seconds
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Sodom And Elantra

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.000 Introducing Lord Douche’s New Car 2:47.186 Ear Licking ASMR 13:55.064 The Upcoming Horror / Thriller Film – “Karen” 19:13.414 Gay Pride Bashing Sermon 23:03.563 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 27:38.106 Surgery On The Wrong Veiny Testicle 28:45.319 After Giving Bith To 10 Kids, Mom Goes Insane 33:39.102 A Billion […] The post Sodom And Elantra first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/23/202147 minutes, 56 seconds
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Let The Elderly Virgin Peel His Potatoes

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.000 Skippy Goes On Another Date 4:59.428 Grandpa Virgin Just Wants To Boil His Potatoes 17:51.688 Caught In The Act 20:40.143 Falling Asleep At The Wheel And Blaming Over Drivers 22:57.758 Giirl Gives Her Boyfriend A Loyalty Test 24:30.485 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:25.740 Dumb Child Eats Raccoon Turds […] The post Let The Elderly Virgin Peel His Potatoes first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/21/202146 minutes, 53 seconds
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Milking And Breeding The Human Cow

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.000 The First Amendment 2:34.029 Cop Hater Screams At Police 4:05.768 Cop Lovers Sing A Pro Police Song 7:05.450 Warning To New Listeners 11:06.772 A Couple Of Ladies Taking Very Different Dumps 12:39.929 Piss Soaked Cucumber Juice 15:25.126 Human Cow Gets Milked And Bred 17:52.412 superfreaksideshow.com – Step Up To […] The post Milking And Breeding The Human Cow first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/17/202153 minutes, 3 seconds
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Crack Smoking Ho And The Electrosluts

On Today’s Show – Introduction 0:00.000 Street Preacher Prays For Timmyboo 1:53.632 What’s The Deaf Person Saying? 11:29.000 Chicken Mcfreakout 16:29.208 The Electrosluts 21:13.053 Sign Up For The Sideshow 23:28.000 The Slip And Slide Of Shit 25:15.350 Let’s Make Jeff Bezos Eat A Priceless Work Of Art 29:06.747 When The “Stuck” Fetish Gets Too Real […] The post Crack Smoking Ho And The Electrosluts first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/15/202153 minutes, 2 seconds
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The Best Of Vulva Massage – BEST OF

On Today’s Show – Best-Of Show Today! Enjoy. I’ll be doing a weekend show to make up for lack of new DV today. Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links […] The post The Best Of Vulva Massage – BEST OF first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/14/202149 minutes, 35 seconds
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Bleach Man Zaps The AIDS Needles Clean

On Today’s Show –  Introduction 0:00.000 Sex Trains And Shit Stains 3:21.179 Meade’s Views On Civil War Era Slavery 13:37.102 Bleach Man Saves The AIDS Needles 16:17.374 High On Air Duster 19:15.636 Toobin’s Masturbation Apology Interview 23:26.125 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:31.359 Nazi Scrotum Tattoo 33:35.339 Nationwide Stripper Shortage. EVERYBODY PANIC 39:41.405 Setting Your […] The post Bleach Man Zaps The AIDS Needles Clean first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/11/20211 hour, 15 seconds
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Get That Urine-Soaked Look Without The Wetness!

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 David Super N-Word Is Back! 1:38.031 Meade’s Low Testosterone Problem 8:55.838 Dogs Hate Gay People 13:23.197 Neighborhood Watch Officer Vs. Homeless Man 17:02.143 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee – Mo L Summaz 24:24.563 Support The Show! Sign Up For The Sideshow 29:06.052 You Can Buy Pissy Jeans – Wet […] The post Get That Urine-Soaked Look Without The Wetness! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/9/202150 minutes, 59 seconds
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I Hacked In To The Christian Mainframe!

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Recap Of 2025: The World Enslaved By A Virus 1:59.521 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 25:43.939 Pickup Truck With A Vinyl Crime Being Committed 28:25.776 Utah Governor Wants Everyone To Pray For Rain 33:14.710 Beer, Guns, And Cash To Get Jabbed 37:34.039 Voicemails 40:45.329 Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your […] The post I Hacked In To The Christian Mainframe! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/7/202147 minutes, 6 seconds
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The Sounds and Smells of the Golden Girls Having Sex

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Fat Midget Pedophile Gets Busted 4:28.509 This Ain’t The Golden Girls Porn Parody 12:05.380 The UAW Has A Song About Sexual Assault For You 23:10.646 Vince Neil Fucks Up Another Performance 26:55.840 Sign Up For The Sideshow! superfreaksideshow.com 29:05.538 Dong Drone Of Doom 31:05.192 Trump Guy Poops On Biden Supporters […] The post The Sounds and Smells of the Golden Girls Having Sex first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/4/202154 minutes, 10 seconds
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Febreze-ing A Rotting Corpose

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Meade Now Hates Women On Horses 2:51.164 Crackhead Just Trying To Shit At Taco Bell 10:28.565 Black Woman Leaves Angry Voicemail To Popeyes 14:17.404 Pork Faggots Commercials 15:33.635 Tripping On Acid, Hunting For Poon 20:57.438 Support The Show! Sign Up For The Sideshow 23:58.675 Would-Be Rapist Loses Dick 25:07.839 Masking […] The post Febreze-ing A Rotting Corpose first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
6/2/202150 minutes, 37 seconds
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Icelandic Pedophile Pop

Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: [email protected] – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: A new way to help support Tim / Distorted View […] The post Icelandic Pedophile Pop first appeared on Distorted View Daily.
5/31/202134 minutes, 38 seconds