The boys are back and this week the title says it all. Our boy Crendor got Covid from spending too much time around nerds and chili dogs. Meanwhile Jesse makes an Ai fall in love and a man is sniffing shoes in a town near you! All this and a return to the cursed CnC Secret McDonald's Menu on this brand new episode! https://lh-st.com/shows/12-20-2024-cox-n-crendor-chilluminati/ Go to http://uncommongoods.com/cox to get 15% off your next gift. Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off and free shipping.

The boys are back and this time Crendor listening to people talk in public sends Jesse down a rabbit hole of questions about relationships. At the same time we learn a lot about Crendor's sleeping habits and how his ancestors were late night people too. Then Jesse tries to pronounce French words. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! https://lh-st.com/shows/12-20-2024-cox-n-crendor-chilluminati/ Go to http://uncommongoods.com/cox to get 15% off your next gift. Go to http://heroforge.com and use code CRENDOR until 11/15 to get 5% off all orders of Color-Printed Minis. #ad

The boys are back and this time Jesse has fled the US for 2 weeks to the UK to work on a secret video game project. But that doesn't meant the people watching and goofery has stopped. Back stateside Crendor has apparently started drinking tequila now?! It could be because every news story is now just someone telling you what happens on Tiktok. So that's cool... All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor. Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month. Go to http://heroforge.com and use code CRENDOR until 11/15 to get 5% off all orders of Color-Printed Minis. #ad

The boys are back and this time Crendor and Jesse have come under fire for having opinions that aren't totally bonkers. Meanwhile Jesse is still obsessed with Astrobot and Crendor is still playing WoW. Thankfully they take the time away from being giant nerds to make a podcast about being giants nerds. Also Doctor Hooey makes an appearance and potentially THE SON of Hank the Tank?! All this an more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off your first order plus free shipping.

The boys are back and this time Crendor takes it to the comment section! In fact we are all about the comment section this episode. Maybe even open to trying to a new segment on the show??? Meanwhile Jesse gets busy mismanaging his time - as he does. Also have you seen lego gollum? We love lego gollum! Then Ikea has a pajama party and didn't invite Crendor! All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month.

The boys are back and this time Crendor manages to grab some brunch and a few good stories. Meanwhile Jesse is still recovering from his cold. Thankfully there's plenty to talk about from gaming to trying to buy burgers with drugs...and for some reason choosing Burger King? All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to https://bit.ly/3Lr5DEK to download the PrivacyHawk app and use code COX20 for 20% off the Platinum plan.

The boys are back and this time Jesse returns with a cold from his trip to NYC. Maybe it was the kid next to him, maybe it was the enormous amount of animals on his flight? Meanwhile Crendor discovers the origins of TAKE THE SOCK! It's just as amazing as you would think. Also did you know EVERYTHING is a remix? All this and the tale of a ground hog hiding out at a Custard shop on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off your first order and free shipping.

The boys are back and this Jesse decided to go out into the world looking like a mess and was rewarded by meeting a fan. He can hear his mothers voice telling him he should have looked better. Meanwhile Crendor meets a mythical creature and/or tiktoker who wants to know if he'll take the sock. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to https://bit.ly/3Lr5DEK to download the PrivacyHawk app and use code COX20 for 20% off the Platinum plan.

The boys are back and this Jesse is crashing hard on no caffeine, a town looks like a person, and Boneless Chicken Wings have bones now I guess. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month. Go to https://bit.ly/3Lr5DEK to download the PrivacyHawk app and use code COX20 for 20% off the Platinum plan.

The boys are back and this time LIVE!!! Enjoy our live show which is basically the same as a normal show expect people laugh at our faces insted of to themselves. Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off your first order and free shipping.

The boys are back and this time Crendor is rich lady day drunk and talking about Will Smith. Meanwhile Jesse has dreams that are basically press releases for upcoming nintendo products. But that's not all, have you ever had a pizza boat? Neither have we but we want one now! All this and more on Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://butcherbox.com/cox and use code COX at checkout and enjoy your choice of bone-in chicken thighs, top sirloins, or salmon in every box for an entire year, plus get $20 off.

The boys are back and this time Jesse exhausts himself playing video games like a real nerd. Meanwhile Crendor has a Warhammer problem and Jesse supports it. Also the internet! It's still a thing! And then Abe Lincoln melts in the summer heat! All this and more on Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month.

Come see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and this time we've got a lot to catch up on after the father's day weekend. Oh, and Jesse's packages keep getting stolen. He may have finally had it with his apartment. Meanwhile Crendor HAS SEEN THE GARFIELD MOVIE! And boy does he have thoughts. All this and potentially our very first sponsorship on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off your first order and free shipping.

Come see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and Crendor actually finally did a thing he said he was going to do on a previous podcast!!! Is this a first?! Meanwhile Jesse had a long week of playing games he can't talk about, but he can talk about pizza smuggling! All this and a man doing the thing he was arrested for doing in court while having a trial about the thing he was arrested for! It's Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://butcherbox.com/cox and use code COX to enjoy your choice of bone-in chicken thighs, top sirloins, or salmon in every box for an entire year, plus get $20 off!

Come see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and this time Jesse meets the newest character in the Cox n' Crendor rogues gallery. Also is having dreams about your friends weird? FIND OUT! Then Crendor explores the world of Monkey Jail! All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month. Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off your first order and free shipping.

Come see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and this time no street is safe when you've got that take home Olive Garden! Meanwhile both our hosts deal with terrible, truly awful customer support and then Jesse's parents eat vegan. The results are definitely a Cox n' Crendor story. Just like everything else in this episode, otherwise it wouldn't be a brand new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://butcherbox.com/cox to get $20 off your first order.

Come see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and taking one week off left them with SO MANY STORIES TO TELL. Not just stories, but facts, like a lot of facts to be learned too. Who knew Cox n' Crendor was so important to the podcast ecosystem. Also go see our live show!

Come see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and this time Crendor tries to convinced Jesse that once again he doesn't need to visit the world, the world is boring. Meanwhile Jesse has had it with content creators creating content. All this and so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next box. Go to http://meundies.com/CRENDOR for 20% off and free shipping.

Come see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and this time Jesse is recovering from partying a bit too hard. Although it was less of a party and more of a challenge. Meanwhile Crendor meets a man who LOVES his steak. And then Omega Mart because that's all Jesse and talk about these days. That and MONKEY MAYHEM all on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://dragonsdogma.com to buy the game and start your epic quest today.

Come see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and this time Jesse's car needs repairs and that's just the start of his troubles. Have you been to Costco lately? Jesse has - on a Saturday! It was horrible. Meanwhile Crendor is curious about fruit and Guy Fieri. And then the boys learn about famous amos and it changes their world view forever. All this and more on a brand new Cox n Crendor! Go to http://butcherbox.com/cox and use code COX to get $20 off your first order. Go to http://buyraycon.com/cox to get 20% off your Raycon order and free shipping.

Come see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 The boys are back and this time Jesse is worried about beverages or at least the way we serve them. Meanwhile Crendor deep dives crazy internet health gurus and becomes a hacker. Also have you ever considered blasting your dong with sound waves? Now you can! All this and the single greatest scam gone completely wrong on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off. Go to http://meundies.com/CRENDOR for 20% off your first order and free shipping.

The boys are back and this time Jesse travels to a bar for St. Patrick's Day while Crendor ends up at a weird restaurant and strange conversations. Somehow this leads to Crendor being a background dancer for Eminem. Also look how topical we are - it's a tiktok convo! All this and a man sticking antiques up his butt, on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://butcherbox.com/cox and use code COX to choose your free offer and get $20 off. Come see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1

The boys are back and this time Jesse survives a harrowing 10 minute drive home. Meanwhile Crendor finds himself at what me the nerdiest, goofiest, weirdest bar in the midwest. Also a man by the name of Deez Nuts gets arrested and the boys discover that ancient romans were lazy as hell when it came to naming things. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://buyraycon.com/cox to get 20% off your order and free shipping. Come see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1

The boys are back and this time our good boy Crendor is recovering from a cold, even though he eats so much yogurt! Meanwhile Jesse is obsessed with a new commercial for butt crack cream. Yes, you read that and I wrote that. Also Australia brings us our newest animal super hero as well as many questions. All this plus so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor for 20% off and free shipping. Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off. Come see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1

The boys are back and this time Jesse has more computer issues, because why not? Thankfully he's managed to salvage his day with a Capri-Sun - which of course leads the boys down a spiral of investigation on what the hell the deal is with Capri-Suns. Meanwhile Crendor gets lost on tiktok and definitely needs to be on the lookout for Uncle Jimmy. Also a trip to Kentucky reveals a pizza pie conspiracy?? All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Come see Cox n' Crendor Live! https://t.co/EeWQDuVDe1 Go to http://buyraycon.com/cox to get 15% off your Raycon order and free shipping.

The boys are back and this time Jesse is soaking wet, moist, damp even. Los Angles is hit by a week long storm and he's over it. Meanwhile Crendor needs new tires and it becomes a whole car repair thing. Also, what's the deal with older people who subtweet - but in real life? You know what I mean. They complain, but to no one. And then BREAKFAST BEER! That's gotta be a thing right? All that and so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://butcherbox.com/cox and use code COX to choose your free offer and get $20 off.

The boys are back and this time Jesse has been having some sort of existential week, and of course the cause is ASMR. Meanwhile Crendor has zero geography skills and baskets of too much stuff. And then ladies and gentlemen, are you ready for Papa Nurdle? All this and 70 pounds of cocaine on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/cox for 20% off your first order, plus free shipping.

The boys are back and this time Crendor sexualizes Guy Fieri in a way Jesse wasn't expecting but approved of. Yes, that's how this episode starts. Then Jesse hides out under the blankets on his couch while judging some womans Trader Joes themed instagram. Meanwhile the karen at Crendor's gym returns and a man jumps into an aquarium in Alabama. I wonder why he did it? All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor. Go to http://butcherbox.com/cox and use code COX to choose your free offer and get $20 off. Go to http://buyraycon.com/cox to get 15% off your Raycon order and free shipping.

The boys are back with a brand new year of podcasts, and so of course they're starting off 2024 the most Cox n' Crendor way possible - by doing nothing. Well actually that's just Jesse. Crendor has been living his best life. Although I guess anything is better than having a toilet explode on you. All that and parking lot pizza on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hellofresh.com/coxfree and use code coxfree to get one free breakfast item per box while subscription is active.

The boys are back and it's Christmas time at the Cox n' Cren studios. Of course the boys have a lot to say about the music of the holidays - after all, it's pretty crazy. Also is Santa like Gandalf? How do elves work!? Meanwhile Jesse sees the two highest men on planet earth, so holiday cheer in full effect. And then just cause it's that time of year, let's look at more fun wacky world traditions! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off. Grab the exclusive NordVPN deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/cox and get extra subscription time. Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee. Thanks to NordVPN for sponsoring our show. Go to http://meundies.com/cox to get 20% off your first order and free shipping.

The boys are back and this time we're talking big TVs, fake podcasts on tiktok, and weird street wizards. Also a man attacks a manatee statue, throws gator nuggets, and makes Florida Man look like a poser. All this and Giraffes vs Lightning on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://auraframes.com and use code COX to get $30 off their best-selling Carver Mat frame. Go to http://hellofresh.com/coxfree and use code coxfree to get one free breakfast item per box while subscription is active. Go to http://zbiotics.com/COX to get 15% off your first order when you use COX at checkout.

The boys are back and this time Jesse has a rant 'a brewin about a new show he watched. Meanwhile Crendor enjoyed the movie The Grinch, perhaps too much. Also we've got sun noises, nude theme park goers, and so much more on this episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://auraframes.com and use code COX to get $30 off their best-selling Carver Mat frame. Go to http://butcherbox.com/cox and use code COX to get free chicken wings for a year when you sign up.

The boys are back and this time Crendor is all about sondering, I have no idea what sparked this - but the man is feeling philosophical! Also lots of dude bros in this episode. Then Jesse pulls is greatest scoundrel move deep inside Star Wars Land, and is just fine with it. And then a possible Hank the Tank sighting in Florida as tacos become threatened by hungry bear. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor. Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off.

The boys are back and this time the boys are back to talk about Black Friday - or at least they would if it actually was a thing anymore. Meanwhile Jesse is impressed with his parents dog and Crendor went to McDonalds at midnight, which was a mistake. Also what is a cranberry? How do minds work?! And then it's time to once again deep dive the McCoxnCrendor. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/cox to get 25% off your first order and free shipping. Go to http://uncommongoods.com/cox to get 15% off. Grab the exclusive NordVPN deal ➼ https://nordvpn.com/cox and get extra subscription time. Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee. Thanks to NordVPN for sponsoring our show.

The boys are back and this time Jesse and Crendor both have dreams to share. Not good dreams, just weird ones. Then for some reason a long discussion about Oatmeal??? And then, the longest most insane weather segment ever. Because we can. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hellofresh.com/coxfree and use code coxfree to get one free breakfast item per box while subscription is active. Go to http://uncommongoods.com/cox to get 15% off your next gift.

The boys are back and Jesse meets the most annoying person in Los Angeles. Meanwhile Crendor has advice for Jesse's pain and woes. Oh, and do you like Warcraft cause they definitely talk about that for awhile. Then the boys venture of Iowa to look at a pizza place and Goldie Hawn tells the tale of her alien encounter. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor. Go to http://buyraycon.com/cox to get 20-50% off sitewide. Go to http://butcherbox.com/cox and use code COX to get Turkey FREE in your first box plus $20 off your first order

The boys are back and Jesse has done nothing but play Alan Wake 2. Meanwhile Crendor is snooping on other conversations while eating ribs. Speaking of ribs - do you enjoy them? And what about the McRib?! Meanwhile in Florida, a new olympic level gaming event is set to be held next year and the boys are very interested. Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp — go to http://betterhelp.com/cox to get 10% off your first month.

The boys are back and Jesse brings stories from Twitchcon, but none of it compares to the insane Amazon recommendations he gets. Meanwhile Crendor is obsessed with wine squirrels. Yep. All this and the next level of heat on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hellofresh.com/50cox and use code 50cox for 50% off plus free shipping. Go to http://nordvpn.com/cox to try NordVPN risk-free with a 30-day money-back guarantee.

The boys are back and finally after 12 years of driving passed it, Jesse went to the weird restaurant in his community and has tales to tell. Meanwhile Crendor did nothing at all, but hey did you know there's a town in England that Dracula went to hang out at? Apparently it's all goth mommies and delicious loaves of bread there. All this and a ridiculous Halloween bag. Go to http://butcherbox.com/cox and use code COX to receive Ground Beef for Life + $20 off your first order.

The boys are back and while Jesse has tales of his daily walk, Crendor has questions about his phrasing "nothing to write home about". What did that come from? The boys then spend some time in Lithuania and learn about a man's support alligator. All this and more on Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off. Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off your first order and free standard shipping on US orders.

The boys are back for episode 400 of that sweet sweet CNC goodness. Will the boys remember? Will they have anything prepared? Who knows?! Tune in to find out! Go to http://butcherbox.com/cox and use code cox to get $20 off your first order. Download the DoorDash app and enter code COX to get 50% off your first order (up to a $20 value) and zero delivery fees.

The boys are back and this time Jesse almost gets into it with a guy in a parking lot, Crendor hurts himself AGAIN, and somehow a man in a bubble makes a 4th attempt to cross the ocean. All this and big ol' bog race, on a brand new Cox n' Crendor. Go to http://hellofresh.com/50cox and use code 50cox for 50% off plus 15% off the next 2 months.

On the cusp of 400 episodes, the boys return to Chicago once again for a live show. And it goes exactly how you'd expect it would. Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off. Go to http://meundies.com/cox to get 25% off your first order and free standard shipping.

The boys are back and as Hurricane Hilary barrels towards Los Angles, Jesse regales Crendor with stories of his wacky town. Meanwhile Crendor heads to the Renn Faire one last time for the year. Then in Atlanta a robbery goes REALLY wrong and potatoes earn frequent flier miles. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor Go to http://hellofresh.com/50cox and use code 50cox for 50% off plus free shipping.

The boys are back and this time Jesse has the ol' Con Crud. But he's taking mega medicine so everything is okay! Maybe! Meanwhile Crendor recovers from his various injuries. Also does anyone still have a car windshield heat screen blocker thing? What happened to those? And then we find out Crendor is allergic to bananas?! All this and HANK THE TANK - on a brand new Cox n' Crendor!l Go to http://meundies.com/cox to get 25% off your first order and free standard shipping.

The boys are back and this time Jesse has got the VEGAS stories! Meanwhile Crendor keeps hitting his head. Someone has to baby proof that man. Then for some reason things get creepy in a Burger King, things get sexy in a Chipotle, and none of it is as weird as Jesse's hotel room. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off. Go to http://meundies.com/cox to get 25% off your first order and free standard shipping.

The boys are back and this time Crendor celebrates his birthday with a trip to Urgent Care. What did he do now?! Meanwhile Jesse somehow schedules 3 doctors appointments in 1 week and then possibly meets the Kardashians. Then infomercials! Who doesn't love a good infomercial. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox50 and use code cox50 for 50% off plus free shipping.

Jesse is back from overseas with stories to share, but none of that matters in a world with DavidHasPumpkins. What does that mean? No clue, ask Crendor. Also, what's the deal with London theatre goers? Why you all so crazy? Having full conversations during the movie? Is this a thing? And while we're in the UK let's talk British TV! All this, the Renn Faire, and some Vienna Sausage on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://joinhoney.com/cox to get PayPal Honey for free.

This week the boys are back, but Jesse is broadcasting from 1999. Sorry for the poor microphone quality - but hey, you get to hear of his cool trip overseas. And by cool I mean filled with nonsense and people watching. Meanwhile Crendor is obsessed with eating competitions. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://butcherbox.com/COX and use code COX to get New York Strips for a year and $20 off your first order.

The boys are back and Social Media is on their mind. It's wild out there and how are they navigating all the weird changes. Somehow this leads to talking about gaming preference and then Warhammer. Don't ask us, we don't know how we got here either. The boys also share tips on avoiding talking to people, going to school for Leadership, and spam. Like the edible kind. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 25% off your first order and free standard shipping. Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off your first box.

The boys are back and this time Jesse has more tales of the Intersection of Doom... or at least a street close to it. Then Crendor wants you to know he's still doing noncontent, and it doesn't care - but not as much as Jesse. Oh, and a pig terrorizes a town. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://joinhoney.com/cox to get PayPal Honey for free. Go to http://butcherbox.com/COX and use code COX to get a flank steak for free in every box for 3 months, plus $20 off your first order.

The boys are back and after a discussion about Father's Day, Crendor expresses his dislike of all the "stupid" holidays. This takes them down a rabbit hole which somehow ends with lobsters tasting with their feet. Yep, it's another episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox16 and use code cox16 for 16 free meals plus free shipping. Go to http://expressvpn.com/cox to get an extra three months of ExpressVPN free.

The boys are back and for roughly 50 minutes Jesse and Crendor move between talking about booze and Nic Cage with absolutely zero eye on the clock only to realize they have to do a show. Yep, it's that kind of episode. Go to http://babbel.com/cox to get up to 55% off your subscription. Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox16 and use code cox16 to get 16 free meals plus free shipping.

https://www.ticketweb.com/event/cox-n-crendor-bottom-lounge-tickets/13241238?pl=kickstand The boys are back and this time Jesse has a quiz for Crendor! How weird is he? Meanwhile is Jesse over partying? Or is the world just no ready for the party he wants to throw? Then the boys take a jolly trip to Scotland and return just in time to learn that you shouldn't take swords to see the doctor. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off your first box. Go to http://meundies.com/CRENDOR to get 25% off your first order and free standard shipping. Go to http://joinhoney.com/cox to get PayPal Honey for free.

https://www.ticketweb.com/event/cox-n-crendor-bottom-lounge-tickets/13241238?pl=kickstand The boys are back and this time Crendor spends time with his family watching old TV shows, which of course leads the boys down a rabbit hole of old TV they've never seen. Then Crendor's streaming leads to the question - would he shave his beard or cut his hair? Would he get awesome viking dreads? Then a bear dsicovers cupcakes, which is only half as exciting as the Jesse discover Duck Donuts. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox16 and use code cox16 for 16 free meals plus free shopping.

https://www.ticketweb.com/event/cox-n-crendor-bottom-lounge-tickets/13241238?pl=kickstand The boys are back and this time Jesse has recovered from his Vegas injury and Crendor - well he's recovering from an anime convention. But could his anime adventure lead to the next great otaku craze?! Speaking of Japan, the boys take a look at a town in Japan and somehow end up talking about a Starbucks for 10 minutes. Just another episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox16 and use code cox16 for 16 free meals plus free shipping! Go to http://joinhoney.com/cox to get PayPal Honey for free. Go to http://babbel.com/cox to get up to 55% off your subscription.

The boys are back and this time Jesse has another tale of relationship woe - except it's not a relationship? It's a something though! On the flip side Crendor has become obsessed with Pickleball. If you don't know what that is, you're gonna learn! There's also summer nostalgia, why people never smiled in old photos, and A MASSIVE SPAGHETTI DUMP! All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://butcherbox.com/cox and use code cox to get free chicken thighs for a year and $20 off your first box. Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 25% off your first order and free standard shipping.

The boys are back and this time Jesse has a run in with a potential Green Cheetah, which leads to a discussion about witch battles. Don't ask. Speaking of don't ask, why is Crendor's YouTube filled with To Catch A Predator clips? I guess it's no better than Jesse watching way too many RV reviews. Somehow they end up on late night talk show hosts, long book titles, and other nonsense. You know, Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off your first box. Go to http://auraframes.com and use COX to get up to $30-off plus free shipping on their best-selling Carver mat frames.

The boys are back and this time Jesse spent his week in LA, playing games about LA, and going to seen local sites in the games that he could have just walked to in real life. Meanwhile Crendor meets a man who has way too many pets. Also the boys learn about the Gingerbread Museum and attempt to understand how leeches work. All this and more, on a brand new Cox n' Crendor. Go to http://expressvpn.com/cox to get an extra 3 months free on a one-year package.

The boys are back and this time they're terrified of AI. Not in the world ending, skynet kind of way, but in the why is this thing harassing me on my phone way. Then Crendor takes an Alligator to go to the Cubs game. And you would think Crendor needs some help, but turns out he doesn't want help either! All this and Koala fingers prints! On a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox50 and use code cox50 for 50% off, plus your first box ships free! Go to http://butcherbox.com/cox and use code cox to get free chicken thighs for a year and $20 off your first box. Go to http://babbel.com/cox to get up to 55% off your subscription.

It's just one of those Cox n' Crendor episodes, where once again Jesse realizes he's a problem - but not as much as the Frog Men of LA. Meanwhile we once again venture into the world of Crendor, and the strange people he meets. The boys also learn more about Irish St. Patty's day. But that's not all - because the big news story is a "beary" worth it. Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off your first box. Go to http://meundies.com/CRENDOR to get 25% off your first order and free standard shipping.

After a long St. Patty's day weekend, the boys stumble into the podcast booth to chat about the week and more importantly people watching. Oh it was a good week to watch. Also Jesse discovers he may be terrible at streaming, while Crendor learns that people have game tastes - and some of those tastes are self punishment. All this and using a third person to jump on the bed in order to out maneuver Jesus on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox60 and use code cox60 for 60% off plus free shipping! Go to http://auraframes.com and use code COX to get free shipping at checkout.

The boys are back, and this time Jesse has beef with a resturants chicken sandwich. Meanwhile Crendor makes a brand new youtube video and it's a journey. Then we deep dive into Jesse's weird new internet hobby, high chair drama, future plans, and flying bikes! It's just another day for Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://babbel.com/cox to get up to 55% off your subscription. Go to http://joinhoney.com/cox to get PayPal Honey for free.

The boys are back and this time Jesse discovers a new genre of music while trying to explain what he's been listening to this week. Meanwhile Crendor's nerves seem to be doing better, so of course he must go and hurt himself again. There's also a run in with a Karen, being too old to party hard, and a strange piece of British meat. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off your first box. Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 25% off your first order and free standard shipping.

The boys are back and this time Crendor is having issues with his Vegas (Vagus) nerve. Jesse doesn't understand, but he's willing to make wild guesses as to what Crendor's problem may be! Also, the inersection of doom returns with a happy story this time! And then Crendor goes off on squigs and terrible influencers - but hey weird stuff is washing up on shor ein Japan so that's pretty cool! All that and more on this new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://butcherbox.com/cox to get a 100% grass-fed chuck roast and a whole chicken FREE in your first box plus $20 off.

The boys are back and this time Jesse is taking some sort of insane water challange way too far. Meanwhile Crendor is taking good taste in music was too far. The man has a new jam he listens to and it is something else. Then Crendor has advice on Valentines Day, and the boys learn about the oldest brewery in Germany as well and some type of red cabbage? Look lots of learning for all on this brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox65 and use code cox65 for 65% off plus free shipping! Go to http://babbel.com/COX for up to 55% off your subscription.

The boys are back and this time recovering from another great movie night. Meanwhile Jesse has tales of the LA roads, while Crendor can't figure out how streamers can just take month long vacations all the time. Then we hear a tale of old naked dudes the suana at Crendor's gym and learn about the tiny tiny mouse that stole our hearts. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://babbel.com/cox for up to 55% off your subscription. Go to http://joinhoney.com/cox to get PayPal Honey for free.

The boys are back and this time Jesse brings more tales of the intersection OF DOOOOOOOOM. Then Crendor becomes obsessed with a certain Lynchian stream on twitch. But that's not all, we've got feet pics, ant powers, and BIGFOOT! So bring on a new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://factormeals.com/cox50 and use code cox50 to get 50% off your first box. Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 25% off your first order and free US shipping.

The boys are back and this time Crendor is worn out from doing Warhammer power points. If you're asking why, so is Jesse. Then somehow the boys end up talking reality TV which then turns into taking a quiz to find out how much of MILF you are. Then a bear puts on pants, a Swedish town has way too many pizza places and oh so much more - on this brand new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://​​ButcherBox.com/COX and use code COX to get $20 off.

The boys are back and this time Jesse brings another tale of the intersection of doom! Meanwhile Crendor is more interested in the ins and outs of Final Fantasy XIV home ownership. But that doesn't stop Jesse from teaching how tobassco is made and Crendor obsessing over small Maine towns. This of course leads to looking up what their youtube feed says they should watch - and eventually to a hotdog man. It's just another episode of Cox n' Crendor. Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox21 and use code cox21 for 21 free meals plus free shipping! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off your first order and free US shipping.

Did you know that animals are dogs? It's true! ..I think? This week the boys are coming off a break for the new year and Jesse is completely soaked in weeks of rain. Meanwhile Crendor wishes it was him. Also another adventure in good food as well, although I'm still trying to figure out if moss is considered good food. All this and a dog climbing a tree on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://babbel.com/cox to get up to 55% off your subscription. Go to http://joinhoney.com/cox to get PayPal Honey for free.

Back from a sick Jesse being sick, the boys are here to regial you with their holiday cheer! By which we mean, just the normal stuff they do - but at the end of the year. Also Jesse hasn't eaten all day and Doordash is messing with me so he's in a mood. Meanwhile Crendor is obsessed with vitamin C pee. You know, a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://go.factor75.com/cox60 and use code cox60 to get 60% off your first box. Go to http://mintmobile.com/cox to get 3 extra months free when you buy any 3-month Mint Mobile plan.

The boys are back and this week Crendor takes issues with the lack of winter themed levels in his games. Well more specifically he's made about League of Legends, which definitely checks out. Meanwhile Jesse got a new bed and is living his BEST LIFE - while also trying to cut out deliver foods - but one company won't let him leave. And then not one, but two stories involving the Grinch! All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox18 and use code cox18 for 18 free meals plus free shipping! Go to http://babbel.com/cox to get up to 55% off your subscription.

The boys are back and this week Jesse has SO MANY STORIES TO TELL - but first, Crendor must let us know he's once again a mess. Meanwhile in a town far to the north polar bears are the main attraction, but not as important as the beer. Then a man steals a thousand dollars worth of toothbrushes while PY-JAMAS become a thing. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off your first order and free shipping. Go to http://hellotushy.com/cox to save big on gifts!

The boys are back and this time Crendor and yes, Jesse's elevator is still broken and he's still hitting those stairs. Meanwhile Crendor is all about crossfit - not doing it, just trying to figure out why others are doing it. AND THEN, Thailand is bringing monkey mondays back cause Florida is filled with cowards! All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://go.factor75.com/cox60 and use code cox60 to get 60% off your first box. Go to http://butcherbox.com/cox and use code COX to get 10% off your first box and ground beef for the life of your membership.

The boys return and once again it's time for a quick look into Black Friday. They boys have stories, which suprusingly have little to do with the actual day. Then Jesse brings some interesting facts about food to which Crendor brings even more interesting facts. It's that kind of episode that makes you think maybe they're good at this. Maybe. All this and witch resturant on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://getquip.com/crendor to get your first refill free. Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off plus free shipping.

It's been 10 years from the first day Jesse and Eric sat down the record their very first podcast. And now all these years later, as they look back, they can say with complete certainty - THAT WE REALLY SUCKED AT THIS. But not just podcasts, Crendor is convinced he was awful 10 years ago. Meanwhile Jesse is the exact same. And of course to celebrate 10 years we take it back and once again revisit the old staple of the podcast - Cosmo. All this and so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://calm.com/cox for 40% off unlimited access to Calm’s entire library. Go to http://joinhoney.com/cox to get Honey for free. Go to http://hellotushy.com/cox to save big on gifts!

The boys are back and this time Crendor is being punished by cold weather and Jesse is being punished by Youtube. You know, the usual. Also the boys talk the finer points of game design and why Jesse just wants people to tell him the story of a game. Then Jesse deep dives into youtube burnout, a bird "smuggles" a gun on a plane, and we all learn what a chimney cake is. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hellotushy.com/cox to get 10% off your order plus free shipping. Go to http://babbel.com/cox to get up to 55% off your subscription.

The boys are back and Jesse regales crendor with the trip he took to a Dutch town in California with his parents. And somehow this ends up with Crendor ranting about music being stolen and people just singing over old music. Also creepy old records. You know the ones where a ghost is clearly coming to kill you. Meanwhile a bird is doing more international travel than you'll ever do and the boys discover an underground town - and it looks AWESOME! All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off plus free shipping. Go to http://butcherbox.com/COX and use code COX to get one 10 to 14 pound Turkey FREE in your first box.

The boys are back and this time Crendor is over his covid - but he's not over his obsession with 90s TV shows. Somehow these boys take it upon themselves to go from Xena Warrior Princess to Wings. Yes, Wings. The show you all definitely forgot about. Also Does anyone remember McDonalds Bubble Gum Broccoli? No? Cause we don't either but it was a thing! All this and a McRib on this brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://getquip.com/CRENDOR to get your first refill FREE. Go to http://go.factor75.com/cox60 and use code cox60 to get 60% off your first box.

The boys are back and this time Crendor is coming off of Covid. I know?! That's why there wasn't an episode last week! Meanwhile Jesse has another story of his car, cause LA be like that. And Twitchcon stories galore! All this and some mighty fat bears on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://calm.com/cox for 40% off unlimited access to Calm’s entire library. Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off your first order and free standard free shipping on US orders.

Somehow this episode is very MCDONALDS heavy... The boys are back and this time, Jesse's Office is filled with Adult Happy Meals. He has no clue what that actually means and so now, the boys MUST deep dive the world of terrible ideas. Meanwhile Crendor breaks the weather and then discovers the classic BOO BUCKET is returning. All 90s kids rejoice! All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off your first order and free standard free shipping on US orders. Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox65 and use code cox65 for 65% off plus free shipping!

What starts with Crendor regaling Jesse with his week quickly devolves into a series of truly terrible buzzfeed quizzes. Thankfully the boys find their way back to the important parts of the podcast - like renaming Tornados and Hurricanes to something more American friendly. All this and a shark in the front yard, on another exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://babbel.com/COX to get up to 55% off your subscription. Go to http://go.factor75.com/COX130 and use code COX130 to get $130 off across 6 boxes.

This week Jesse has a plan to make Space Bucks. Don't question it, it's all Crendor's fault. Meanwhile Crendor continues to become a TikTok master, while Jesse is told to stop eating bread but definitely wont. Maybe looking at fit breakfasts will help? Also the boys discover the newest Sith Lord - the chillest darksider ever. And finally, the world continues it's decent into madness as tiktok brings it's newest trend to idiot everywhere. Go to http://calm.com/cox for 40% off a Calm Premium subscription. Go to http://getquip.com/CRENDOR to get your first refill FREE.

Do you keep your computer on all the time? Do you have 80 tabs open on your desktop? Are you a Crendor or a Jesse? Find out today! Meanwhile Jesse's sit/stand desk has arrived, but Crendor seeks to continue outdoing him with an even more insane way of using his desk. And finally the most important thing in your life today - a new Cox n' Crendor McDonalds item! We need to see you pics! All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hellotushy.com/cox to get 10% off your order plus free shipping. Go to http://joinhoney.com/COX to get Honey for free.

WAR! Jesse was doing just fine, but everything changed with the vegan food he ate attacked. Now all week our man has been down for the count - but luckily Crendor is here to save him with tales of his IBS. Then Crendor brags more about his sit/stand desk. Somehow this leads down the path to talking about old terrible computers and then a new Mary Poppins, which let's be honest, the world needs. All this and so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/CRENDOR for 20% off your first order and free shipping. Go to http://hellofresh.com/COX16 and use code COX16 for 16 free meals across 7 boxes AND 3 free gifts!

The boys are back and this time Crendor relives his pre-YouTube days with a hilarious recounting of his youth. Meanwhile Jesse meets a secret agent while getting a bagel. Meanwhile a man floats down river in a pumpkin and a hot dog stand from the 1950s steals the boys heart. All this and more on Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://butcherbox.com/cox to get 2 lbs of free-range, organic chicken breasts for free in every order. Go to http://babbel.com/cox to save up to 60% off your subscription.

The boys are back and this time Crendor is in the video game! It's true! And Jesse loves the internets reaction. Also get ready for another round of "streamers complain about streaming!" Also what is George R. R Martin up to? Jesse just wants his books! Also after finding out that people in ancient Rome used lemons as an antidote to poisons the boys go down the rabbit hole and you know it's going to be another great Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://go.factor75.com/COX130 and use code COX130 to get $130 off across 6 boxes. Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off your first order.

The boys are back and this time they've got stories to tell of the renaissance faire! Well, less stories and more turkey legs, but you get the idea. Also Crendor has tiktok questions and Jesse can't get over Seals big day out. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://calm.com/cox for 40% off a Calm Premium subscription. Go to http://getquip.com/CRENDOR to get your first refill FREE.

The boys are back and this time people paid to see them, in person! Crazy, we know. What awaits those who didn't attend - well you'll have to hear for yourself! Go to http://joinhoney.com/cox to get Honey for free! Go to http://hellotushy.com/cox to get 10% off your order plus free shipping.

The boys are back and somehow Crendor bringing up David Lynch leads to Jesse discover his numerology and a dangerously accurate description. Meanwhile Crendor continues to cling to life just long enough to see the new Total War Map, while Jesse discovers Roblox is way too cool for him. And to round things off, just a little deep dive in to the lore of Cap'n Crunch! All this and so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Come see us live in Chicago in August! Learn more at coxandcrendor.com Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 20% off your first order. Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox16 and use code cox16 for 16 free meals across 7 boxes AND 3 free gifts.

The boys return, and Jesse brings another tale of the Intersection of Doom! Meanwhile, what's the deal with streamers taking a "vacation" but then streaming the entire thing? We've got questions. Also Jesse dreams of the lottery and how he'd spend it insanely. Meanwhile Crendor continues to fall apart. All this and more on another exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Come see us live in Chicago in August! Learn more at coxandcrendor.com Go to http://getquip.com/crendor to get your first refill free. Go to http://go.factor75.com/cox120 and use code cox120 to get $120 off.

The boys are back and this time Jesse tells Crendor about his wacky dream, and somehow that leads to the discover of a bakery website that is a secret japanese vendor of machine parts? But it's not the only conspiracy they stumble upon - a man in Michigan is living the life they've always wanted. All this and the British heatwave on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Come see us live in Chicago in August! Learn more at coxandcrendor.com Go to http://babbel.com/cox to save up to 60% off your subscription. Go to http://calm.com/cox for 40% off a Calm Premium subscription.

The boys are back and this time Jesse tries to explain to the Crendor a song he heard - and boy does he hate it. Then Jesse tells Crendor about his new phone - and boy does he hate it! Thankfully, Crendor understands his pain. Then a man in Florida befriends a gator and there is nothing wrong with it. He seems like a chill dude. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Come see us live in Chicago in August! Learn more at coxandcrendor.com Go to http://hellotushy.com/cox to get 10% off your order plus free shipping. Go to http://joinhoney.com/cox to get Honey for free!

This week, Jesse returns with more tales of the Jesseverse. And somehow this leads to plant protein, which is a topic I never thought we'd ever have a conversation about. Also Crendor loves corns, about 4 or 5 corns - and tiktok apparently? And of course Florida man strikes again, evading police in swamps long enough that he thinks he can outrun them by drifting on a lawn mower. All this and so much, on a brand new Cox n' Crendor. For Tickets To Our Live Show: CoxandCrendor.com Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order and 25% off your first membership item. Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox16 and use code cox16 for up to 16 free meals AND 3 free gifts!

This week Jesse is obsessed with the new show The Offer, and definitely wants you all to watch it. Also he tells Crendor about a crazy street corner near him where apparently it ALL GOES DOWN. Meanwhile Crendor has his own thing - and it's annoying him greatly! Also we take a trip to Bone Town, lern about old men basketball players, and Florida Man is R2D2's only hope! All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Come see us live in Chicago in August! Learn more at coxandcrendor.com Go to http://go.factor75.com/cox120 and use code cox120 to get $120 off. Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order and 25% off your first membership item.

This week Crendor gets covid...or it's just allergies. Somehow this discussion gets them talking about the sun tanning? Meanwhile Jesse introduces Crendor to a new video game and the never ending torment that is dating app dating. Also we finally learn why we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. Seriously! In fact we learn all sorts of facts today! It's that kind of Cox n' Crendor! Come see us live in Chicago in August! Learn more at coxandcrendor.com Go to http://butcherbox.com/cox and use code COX to get 1 pack of free bacon in every box plus $10 off your first order. Go to http://getquip.com/crendor to get your first refill free.

The boys are back with this very exciting and not at all lie filled episode. While Jesse is busy wasting this week doing dumb errands and even dumber YouTube video things, Crendor took his free time to STRESS OUT ABOUT EVERYTHING. We obviously need to get to the bottom of this. Also we learn about a badass fort and Florida Man returns only get get caught in the most ridiculous lie ever. All this and so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hellotushy.com/cox to get 10% off. Go to http://babbel.com/cox to save up to 60% off your subscription.

The boys are back and this time, Crendor finally gets to hear about Jesse's attempts at weight training. I'm sure there won't be any judgement. Also conventions are slowly coming back and Jesse's extroverted self is so excited to VERY SLOWLY return to them. Oh and did we mention Crendor has an important tick update!? It's true! Also a man tries to save a dog - but that's no dog! All this and much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://joinhoney.com/cox to get Honey for free!

Today Jesse's voice is shot, so Crendor takes the reigns! What fanciful adventures will he take us on?! Meanwhile, Jesse has become obsessed with Chili's ASMR. Yep, that's right. So you know this episode is gonna be a wild one. Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order. Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox16 and use code cox16 to get up to 16 free meals and 3 free gifts.

The boys are back and this time Jesse ventures into Texas for a live show and ends up loving a Beaver mascot and his associated gas sation. Meanwhile Crendor is bringing back RC Cola! Then the boys take issue with air travel and Jesse in particular has some choice things to say about the Houston airport. Also people drive 50 miles for a man's nuts. All this and more on this new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://getquip.com/crendor to get your first refill free. Go to http://go.factor75.com/cox120 and use code cox120 to get $120 off.

Jesse brings 3 stories from his week for Crendor and your enjoyment. Boy, his life is a mess. Meanwhile Crendor sees a witch? Or maybe just a crazy lady. Also somehow we get on the movie 13 going on 30? What is this episode? Oh and we got to the penguin post office. Go to http://hellotushy.com/cox to get 10% off. Go to http://butcherbox.com/COX to get a free Grilling Bundle in your first order.

The boys are back and this time they've brought a guard gator with them. No one gets on this porch! Meanwhile Jesse basically webMDs himself into thinking he has ADHD, while Crendor has started new youtube endeavors to make Jesse jealous. All this and potentially stalking some dude from Nevada on this episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://babbel.com/cox to save up to 60% off your subscription. Go to http://joinhoney.com/cox to get Honey for free!

There is no cocaine in your coffee! We swear! Also Jesse goes for a run, multiple times. Meanwhile Crendor is obsessed with fake foods - especially butter and cheese. But he deserves after losing to CatGirl and Jerry in Switch Sports. Also they DARE Lion makes an appearance! Go to http://calm.com/cox to get 40% off unlimited access to Calm. Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order.

The boys are back and this time Jesse's mom has come ready to remind you all that you sit too much! Meanwhile Jesse just wants to do nothing. That's it. Nothing. But Crendor has no clue what that means, because he's somehow cracked the twitch code and is living his best life. All these tips and a new sports segment on this episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://getquip.com/crendor to get your first refill free. Go to http://go.factor75.com/cox120 and use code cox120 to get $120 off.

The boys are back and this time Jesse has some wild stories of the week. Although when aren't they wild? Meanwhile Crendor has so many questions about Jesse's Twitter. Then, McDonalds joins the military and cute pigs and Jesse find they have a lot in common. All this and the mystery of the outhouse void on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hellotushy.com/cox to get 10% off. Go to http://butcherbox.com/cox to get 2lbs of ground beef free in every order for the life of your membership.

The boys are back and this time Jesse almost loses it while playing a video game, and we all discover Crendor is most likely the person causing him to go nuts. Meanwhile Crendor reads all of Jesse's tweets and then eats fajitas. In Florida a man sees a movie way too many times. All this and so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://babbel.com/cox to get up to 60% off your subscription. Go to http://joinhoney.com/cox to get Honey for free!

The boys are back and this time Jesse is forced to apologize by his mother. Meanwhile Crendor has a run in with Chipotle-Bot. For some reason they start talking about Furbies and then the next thing you know River Trolls. It's par for the course on this new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 25% off your first Membership item or 15% off your first order plus free shipping. Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox16 and use code cox16 for up to 16 free meals AND 3 free gifts!

The boys are back and this time Crendor brought the accents! Who knew our boy was so gifted! Apparently he still makes youtube videos too!? Meanwhile Jesse has given up on love... again. All this and the secret history of ketchup, a girl moving into a retirement home at 21, and the long wait for robot relationships! All this and more on this episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://calm.com/cox to get 40% off unlimited access to Calm. Go to http://getquip.com/crendor to get your first refill free.

The boys are back and this time while Jesse is dodging LA traffic and insane Prius drivers, Crendor is in the safety of a wargames convention. What is a Warhammer after party like exactly? Also fortunes are told, fates revealed, and TV shows are so formulaic that Jesse and Crendor pretty much can just make them up on the spot now. All this and so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hellotushy.com/cox to get 10% off. Go to http://joinhoney.com/cox to get Honey for free!

The boys are back and this time Jesse brought some weird energy drink he bought on a whim. Meanwhile Crendor is returns from his 4pm St. Patrick's Day dinner with many a tale of drunken old person. Then we discover that Alligator pranks are lame, but not as lame as the Washington football teams new name. All this and learning to be a pro streamer in 30 days - on this exciting new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://joinhoney.com/cox to get Honey for free! Go to http://hawthorne.co and use promo code cox to get 10% off your first purchase!

The boys are back and this time Jesse once again is over dating. Meanwhile Crendor is have heart palpitations and reviewing The Batman. In the news, Florida Man is at it again and apparently clickbait is the best way to get you to look up medical information. All this and we finally confront the worst plague in America: Daylight Savings Time. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://calm.com/cox to get 40% off a Calm Premium subscription!

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The boys are back with another episode and this time Jesse is trapped in a parking structure. Meanwhile Crendor is watching Barney the Dinosaur for some reason. Also an island vanishes, a Thai place gets it's customers high, and something something Elden Ring. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://babbel.com/cox to save up to 65% off your subscription!

The boys are back and this time they've got a follow up to last weeks story on Hank the Tank! Also Crendor regales Jesse with the story of how he met Benny the Bull, but Jesse is unimpressed. Speaking of unimpressive, Jesse's time on Hinge takes a turn for the pathetic. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://calm.com/cox to get 40% off a Calm Premium subscription! Go to http://dailyharvest.com/cox to get up to $40 off your first box!

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The boys are back with another episode and this time Crendor tries to walk Jesse through a new gaming addiction - one that he brought on! Meanwhile a street in Mexico boggles the mind and a brawl breaks out over streak. All this and a whole bunch more nonsense on this weeks exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox16 and use code cox16 for up to 16 free meals AND 3 free gifts! Go to http://calm.com/cox for 40% off unlimited access to Calm's entire library. Get 83% Private Internet Access by visiting https://www.privateinternetaccess.com/offer/recommended?aff_id=12467&coupon=3Y4M&aff_sub4=3Y4M&channel=Jesse%20Cox&source=podcast1

The boys are back and this time Crendor has thoughts on Yugioh. That's right, for years we've been giving it a pass, but now we're REALLY going after it! It's about time someone took down big exodia. Also Jesse simply can't understand Warhammer 40k no matter how Crendor tries to sell it to him. All that, and a brand new way to fish! On this exciting new Cox n' Crendor! PLEASE TAKE THE SURVERY: https://roosterteeth.surveysparrow.com/s/Roost-Partner-Survey---Cox-n-Crendor/tt-24d0527ceb Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order plus free shipping. Go to http://beamorganics.com/cox and use code COX for $20 off. Get 83% Private Internet Access by visiting https://privateinternetaccess.com/JesseCox

It's time for an all new Cox n' Crendor! This time Crendor has a beef with movie sound mixing, while Jesse considers the future of pooping. Also the boys discover what's inside a KitKat bar and a shirtless man takes on Waffle House. All this and so much more on this exciting new episode! Go to http://babbel.com/cox to save up to 65% off your subscription! Get 83% Private Internet Access by visiting https://privateinternetaccess.com/JesseCox Go to http://dailyharvest.com/cox to get up to $40 off your first box!

The boys are back and this time Jesse's got another story about his parents just trying to love him. Meanwhile Crendor STILL plays league of legends. Also cold weather hits the US and Jesse is over it! All this an a Massachusetts man who can't be stopped! On a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://beamorganics.com/cox and use code COX for $20 off. Go to http://joinhoney.com/cox to get Honey for free! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order plus free shipping.

It's time for an all new Cox n' Crendor! The boys are back after a long holiday and in true form, Crendor is falling apart again. Meanwhile Jesse is shamelessly plugging hot sauce and Korean sci-fi. All this and a man with a drug fueled mobile bbq on a brand new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox16 and use code cox16 for up to 16 free meals AND 3 free gifts! Go to http://beamorganics.com/cox and use code COX for $20 off. Visit http://joinhoney.com/cox to get Honey for free.

The boys are back and this time they're judging Crendor's christmas music, sitcom tastes, resolutions, and pretty much everything in his life. Meanwhile Jesse got some lotto scratchers! All this and a man who invested lickable TV on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://calm.com/cox for 40% off unlimited access to Calm's entire library. Go to http://babbel.com and use promo code COX to get an extra 3 months for FREE!

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The boys are back and while Crendor is in the gym counting pull ups, Jesse is driving his parents around California. Meanwhile people are getting snowed in and mom's are drugging their kids. All this and more in a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://calm.com/cox for 40% off unlimited access to Calm's entire library! Go to http://ritual.com/COX to get 10% off your first 3 months!

The boys are back and this week Jesse's parents regale him with their own Grandpa Simpson story! Also Crendor gets hung up on Christmas song lyrics and a man is buried in a can. All this and way more nonsense on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox14 and use code cox14 for up to 14 free meals AND 3 free gifts! Go to http://hawthorne.co and use promo code cox to get 10% off your first purchase!

The boys are back and this time Jesse has tales of a mystical adventure in the far away lands of Los Angles. Also - Holidays - why celebrate them!? Meanwhile Crendor discovers evidence that bald eagles are on team Jesse when it comes to sharks. All this and Jesse slowly discovering he likes being bossed around on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hellotushy.com/cox to get 10% off plus free shipping! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order and free shipping!

This week the boys dive deep into the well of Cosmo "articles" to uncover one of the most ridiculous things EVER! Also did you know it's the 9 year anniversary of the show?! Jesse sure didn't! All this and much much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://babbel.com and use promo code COX to get an extra 3 months for FREE! Go to http://calm.com/cox for 40% off unlimited access to Calm's entire library!

The boys are back and this time Jesse discovers a stripper with a stage monkey and we can only assume falls in love. Meanwhile Crendor can't seem to stop watching random strangers give him medical advice on the internet. I'm sure that'll end up just fine. All these worries and time traveling tomb portal on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://ritual.com/cox to get 10% off during your first 3 months! Go to http://getquip.com/crendor to get your first refill FREE!

The boys are back and this time Jesse has beef with downtown LA. Meanwhile Crendor discovers weird video games, to Jesse's joy. Also a man surfs for way too long and Sweden somehow gets multiple show outs in a single episode. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor Go to http://hellotushy.com/cox to get 10% off plus free shipping! Visit http://joinhoney.com/cox to get Honey for free.

The boys are back and this time they're doing the Today Woady! What is that exactly?! I don't think even they know! Also Jesse eats at a place called the "Dankness Dojo" and Crendor discovers a 500 million dollar home that no one will buy. All that, plus a wizard in New Zealand and cocaine hippos on this brand new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://calm.com/cox for 40% off unlimited access to Calm's entire library! Go to http://hawthorne.co and use promo code cox to get 10% off your first purchase!

Come to our live show in Chicago Dec 12th! For more info check coxandcrendor.com! The boys are back and this time Crendor's lack of sleep has given Jesse this rare opportunity to trick him into doing youtube shorts! May the new king of 30 second content reign forever!!! Also a drunk man with swords sets fire to a road in Florida. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://babbel.com and use promo code COX to get 6 months for the price of 3! Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox14 and use code cox14 for up to 14 free meals, including free shipping!

The boys are back again and this time Crendor tries to bring Jesse that good advice that only Crendor can give. Then Jesse and Crendor travel back in the time in the hopes of reliving a year, or talking to themselves, or something? I'm still not sure what they intend to do in the past. We also discover Rams are immensely entertaining to watch! All this and a few gallons of nuts! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order plus free shipping! Go to http://getquip.com/crendor5 to get $5 off a Mouthwash Starter Kit including a refillable dispenser and a 90-day supply

This week Crendor tries to clean up his life - it doesn't really work. Meanwhile Jesse learns staring at people in the eyes while they talk doesn't really mean you're listening. But thankfully Crendor has some tips we think he got from a book that can help! All this and a trash can takes on an alligator, on this brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://calm.com/cox for 40% off unlimited access to Calm's entire library. Go to http://ritual.com/COX to get 10% off during your first 3 months!

The boys are back and this time Crendor has got beef with the iphone! Is 13 his unlucky number? Meanwhile, Jesse HATES the Netflix reality show "The Circle", although he can't stop talking about it. Then mystery poops threaten Totinos Pizza Roll shoppers, the internet is still awful, and so much more! All in this exciting new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Visit http://joinhoney.com/cox to get Honey for free. Go to http://hawthorne.co and use promo code cox to get 10% off your first purchase!

The boys are back and this week Crendor followed through on his promise to make a British Breakfast! But did his brekkie please the native brits of the internet? Or did they take issue with the size of his sausage? Also Jesse discovers his neighbors are nosy and a man goes toe to toe with the Mouse! All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://babbel.com and use promo code COX to get 6 months for the price of 3! Go to http://meundies.com/CRENDOR to get 15% off your first order and free shipping!

The boys are back and this time Jesse is out of town and overseas! So he's both tired AND DRUNK! This should be a great episode :P Also Crendor is all about Pumpkin spice - or at least he was. And the boys deep dive it a McDonalds mystery that goes all the way to the top! All this and other nonsense on a brand new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://getquip.com/crendor5 to get $5 off a Mouthwash Starter Kit including a refillable dispenser and a 90-day supply. Go to http://calm.com/cox for 40% off unlimited access to Calm's entire library.

The boys are back again with an all new episode, and this time Jesse and Crendor realize they aren't the main characters. Someone is, but it's not them! Also Crendor discovers a new festival for him to love and Jesse can't understand why someone would pay for a vaccine from Ma' Derna when she's just giving them away! All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://ritual.com/COX to start your Ritual today! Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox14 and use cox14 for up to 14 free meals, including free shipping!

The boys are back and this time they've got a date with Muncie Indiana! Who knew one place could hold so much Bob Ross and Garfield?! Also Crendor find a love for castles and harassing Jesse about coffee... or is it espresso? All this and a woman taking her cow for a joy ride on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Visit http://joinhoney.com/cox to get Honey for free. Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order and free shipping!

The boys are back and this time Crendor tries to explain what goes through his head while stressing out. Jesse thinks he understands, but spoiler: he doesn't. Also, the two have some ideas on how to improve sports and for some reason talk about chocolate for way too long. All this and much more on this exciting new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://calm.com/cox for 40% off unlimited access to Calm's entire library. Go to http://babbel.com and use promo code COX to get 3 months of Babbel for free!

The boys are back, and this time Jesse is obsessed with a snack he ate this past week while doing a top secret thing. Crendor tries to find it for him and it leads down a rabbit hole to Whole Foods, twin nutritionists, and expensive water. Also Cox turns out to be a hard last night for some people. All this and much more on this episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order and free shipping! Go to http://hawthorne.co and use promo code cox to get 10% off your first purchase!

The boys are back with another episode and this time Jesse has done the impossible! 7 whole days of exercise!? Is this a world first?! Also Crendor has officially spent too much time at the Renn Faire and now decided to write a book. What could his masterpiece be about!? Also a man learns to fly and apparently subway reddit is a thing. All this and more on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://ritual.com/COX to get 10% off during your first 3 months! Go to http://getquip.com/crendor5 to get $5 off a Mouthwash Starter Kit including a refillable dispenser and a 90-day supply.

It's the 300th episodes of Cox n' Crendor! To celebrate we take a look back at your favorite quotes, moments, and then completely forget which one of us said or did the thing you love. Also a man tried to run on water, you can taste garlic with your feet, and apparently sharing no longer equals caring! All this and so much more on the 300th episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://calm.com/COX for 40% off unlimited access to Calm's entire library. Visit http://joinhoney.com/cox to get Honey for free.

In this episode Crendor returns to the Renn Faire and gets a great deal on mushrooms! Also Jesse knows some guys on tiktok and the Olympics are on! Also a man teaches a gator a lesson apparently, and Jesse gets sent back to high school. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://babbel.com and use promo code COX to get 3 months of Babbel for free! Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox14 and use code cox14 for up to 14 free meals plus free shipping!

The boys are back with another episode and this time Jesse is wondering why everyone thinks he's so threatening?! Or is it too nice? It's gotta be one of the two right?! Meanwhile Crendor goes back to the Renn Faire and realizing you're in a dream. All this, and Nic Cage's most recent marriage on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://getquip.com/crendor5 to get $5 off a Mouthwas Starter Kit including a refillable dispenser and a 90-day supply. Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order and free shipping!

This week the boys dive deep into the world of international alarms and alert systems. Why? Cause Crendor looked up them up! Why?! Who knows anymore... Also Jesse built a storage shelf, even though he has barely anything to put in it. And a frequently discussed news story comes full circle with a shocking revelation that is sure to shake your beliefs to their very core! All this and so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://calm.com/COX for 40% off unlimited access to Calm's entire library. Go to http://ritual.com/COX to start your Ritual today!

The boys are back and this week Crendor is taking on some EXTREME THERAPY! Turns out that when tackling your biggest tasks, putting them off isn't the smartest course of action. Who knew?! Also a man wants a chocotaco really badly, Julia Child washes chicken, and Tatooine is not just in a galaxy far far away. Go to http://babbel.com and use promo code COX to get 3 months of Babbel for free! Go to http://canva.me/cox to get your FREE 45-day extended trial!

This week, once again, Jesse does not understand Crendor's brain. To make matters worse they're trying to come up with a new day. Why? Well that's just Crendor brain for ya! Also exorcism in Home Depot and international Chilis! All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Visit http://joinhoney.com/cox to get Honey for free. Go to http://getquip.com/crendor5 to get $5 off a Mouthwash Starter Kit including a refillable dispenser and a 90-day supply.

It's time for an all new Cox n' Crendor! Right before this episode Jesse got back from having a bit too much wine to drink, so of course Crendor uses this as the perfect moment to bring up "brain fish" again. But this time, somehow it all makes sense?! Also we learn about pineapple and coconut water for some reason! All this and so much more, on this exciting episode! Go to http://calm.com/COX for 40% off unlimited access to Calm's entire library. Go to http://ritual.com/COX to start your Ritual today!

It's time for an all new episode and boys return with exciting stories of the past week - is what we would say if we had any. How did we get so boring?! Meanwhile Crendor has had it with every game getting remastered and Jesse just wants to know what's going down with vortexes in Arizona! All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/CRENDOR to get 15% off your first order and free shipping!

Shrek and Donkey are back with another episode, and this week they're talking about how Jesse and Crendor are pretty much them. It's wild. Also Crendor tries to talk Jesse out of trying to convince him to play FFXIV. Also just weird LA stuff and a girl playing music in the zoo. All the fun nonsense to start your week right! Go to http://babbel.com and use promo code COX to get an extra 3 months free!

Once again Jesse has some venting to do, and his good pal Crendor is there with sage advice. At least I think it's advice? Meanwhile Crendor is living his best life, drinking strange things and painting lizards. Speaking of lizards, a wild dinosaur story awaits you inside! Speaking of inside, that dinosaur story is wild! All this and more, on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Visit http://joinhoney.com/cox to get Honey for free. Go to http://calm.com/COX for 40% off unlimited access to Calm's entire library.

This week Jesse gets another year older. Sheeeeeeeeeesh. Also, Crendor regales us with the tale of the best meal he ever had. Oh, and he has pictures! All this and so much mo....actually it's mostly this ridiculous meal. Y'all are not ready. Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox12 and use code cox12 for 12 free meals, including free shipping! Go to http://canva.me/cox to get your FREE 45-day extended trial!

The boys are back, and this time they've finally watched the new classic that is "Willy's Wonderland!". Can Nic Cage survive the night in a knock off Five Nights At Freddys? Of course he can. He's Nic Cage damnit! Also there's news and wacky stories and cray this and that - but REALLY - we're just here for Cage. Go to http://ritual.com/COX to start your Ritual today! Go to http://getquip.com/crendor to get a FREE plastic dispenser with any refill plan!

On this new episode of Cox n' Crendor, Jesse discovers that he'd be best off spending his time in Ibiza making the next wave of techno. Meanwhile Crendor continues to slowly fall apart! But hey at least we both got our shots!!! All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://calm.com/COX for 40% off unlimited access to Calm's entire library. Go to http://babbel.com and use promo code COX to get an extra 3 months free!

The boys are back, and this week Jesse returns from his trip on the road with plenty of stories to tell of life in the desert. Also Crendor has his own stories, and their exactly the kind of Crendor stories you'd expect. And then we talk about feet and a turtle out to seek vengeance on drivers. So your average episode. Visit http://joinhoney.com/cox to get Honey for free.

Crendor discovers the dangers of yogurt, gives Jesse a lesson in tea, and the boys discover the powerful and mystical properties of Manuka Honey...and copper doorknobs. Welcome to another episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://getquip.com/crendor to get a FREE plastic dispenser with any refill plan! Go to http://meundies.com/CRENDOR to get 15% off your first order and free shipping!

They boys are back with another episode and this week Crendor reports in on his updated food journal. He's finally taking care of himself - right?! RIGHT!?! Jesse discovers a new react channel and we all learn that malls are mazes! This and so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://calm.com/COX for 40% off unlimited access to Calm's entire library. Go to http://ritual.com/COX to get 10% off during your first 3 months!

The boys are back and this week Jesse decompresses after a terrible youtube meeting. What did they tell him he's doing wrong this time!? Meanwhile, Crendor still can't eat food! Also the boys discover the first speeding ticket and that it doesn't matter what you call a penny, paying people in them is lame! All this and so much more on this episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://getquip.com/crendor to get a FREE plastic dispenser with any refill plan! Go to http://babbel.com and use promo code COX to get an extra 3 months free!

The boys are back and this time Jesse's got problems! So many problems...or one problem? Who knows?! Crendor only have one - the guy in line for a burger. We also visit the Ugliest Town in the UK! AND, RAVENS!!!! Visit http://joinhoney.com/cox to get Honey for free. Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox12 and use code cox12 for 12 free meals including free shipping!

The boys are back again with another episode, and this week Crendor unleashes an earworm from the world of chiropractory that is sure to ruin your week. Also Jesse sees more weird LA stuff, a town in Arizona wins us over and HORSE MEAT BATMAN IS REAL. Go to http://calm.com/cox to get 40% off a Calm Premium subscription!

This week the boys return with some good ol' fashioned pickle in the butt news! Also Crendor has taken to monitoring his own blood pressure, which I'm sure won't result in any problems. Meanwhile Jesse got his covid shot so he's pretty much immortal now. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://ritual.com/COX to get 10% off during your first 3 months! Go to http://feals.com/cox and get 50% off your first order with free shipping when you become a member!

The boys are back and this week they delve deep into the world of ancient history to discover the most ridiculous Pharaoh ever. Also Crendor continues his war against social media, while Jesse is possible caught up in a drug running scheme. All this and the cold case of a German Sausage, on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee! Go to http://hawthorne.co and use promo code COX to get 10% off your first purchase!

Here we go gang, it's time for another episode and Crendor has had it with social media! HE'S DONE!!! Meanwhile Jesse has a new guilty pleasure game. Speaking of guilty pleasures, Cosmo has got some brand new articles for you that you're gonna LOVE....to hate. Go to http://calm.com/cox to get 40% off a Calm Premium subscription! Visit http://joinhoney.com/cox to get Honey for FREE.

The boys return for an all new episode and this week Crendor can't stop talking about his nose, or more specifically what's in it. Jesse tries to derail him, but this boy wants you to know what's going on in there! Also a man tries to scam the car pool lane in Los Angeles and an inventor goes for Edison's crown. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://kittypooclub.com and enter promo code cox to get 20% off your first order when you set up auto-ship! Go to http://getquip.com/crendor to get a FREE plastic dispenser with any refill plan!

The boys are back for another look at the past week in their lives along with an in depth and totally important look at the international cacti smuggling syndicate. No really, this is a thing! We were shocked too! Also Crendor makes a steak, Jesse zones out, and Dan Brown makes a surprise appearance. All this and more on an all new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://calm.com/cox to get 40% off a Calm Premium subscription! Go to http://ritual.com/COX to get 10% off during your first 3 months!

It's that spicy time of the year, where love is in the air. And that's brought out all the capsaicin loving shrews! Meanwhile Crendor can't find the perfect pillow, Jesse should have hired movers, and a man makes a guitar out of his uncles bones! All this and SO much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hawthorne.co and use promo code COX to get 10% off your first purchase! Go to http://feals.com/cox and get an extra 50% off your first order with free shipping when you become a member!

The boys are back and this time Jesse has beef with algorithms. Luckily Crendor has the solution - hot dog machines! Also Cosmo has some more great tips and Crendor is turning into Jesse. All this and so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://calm.com/cox to get 40% off a Calm Premium subscription! Visit http://joinhoney.com/cox to get Honey for FREE.

This week the boys find themselves looking back in time and discover one of their earliest podcasts involved reading a Cosmo magazine. So they're doing it again. Also David Lynch, AMSR, and America Netherlands. Yep, it's another Cox n' Crendor alright! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order and free shipping! Go to http://kittypooclub.com and enter promo code cox to get 20% off your first order when you set up auto-ship!

The boys are back again with an all new episode and this time Jesse's got a weird dream on his mind that might be the strangest thing we've ever talked about. Crendor on the other hand has a fat squirrel outside his window. All this and the best Amazon reviewer ever on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://calm.com/cox to get 40% off a Calm Premium subscription! Visit http://ritual.com/COX to start your Ritual today!

The boys return for another week of nonsense. This time Jesse is feeling down cause he's a big dummy, but Crendor is there to pep him up with the newest street drug. Also Farts McGee is here to save the NBA! Oh, and snakes climb stuff, birds are sick, and Florida Man makes his return! All this and more on the newest Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hawthorne.co and use promo code COX to get 10% off your first purchase! Go to http://getquip.com/crendor to get a FREE plastic dispenser with any refill plan!

We're back with another episode of Cox n' Crendor and this time there's a naked men swamps, mountains in Canada, and sports on Nickelodeon! 2021 is out of control!!! Go to http://calm.com/cox to get 40% off a Calm Premium subscription! Visit http://joinhoney.com/COX to get Honey for FREE today!

This week we've got a BIG announcement from Crendor. Also dreams decide to give us one last 2020 send off, and Crendor teaches us how to drink wine. Oh, and squirrels are out to get you! Happy 2021!!! :P Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order and free shipping! Visit http://ritual.com/COX to start your Ritual today!

They're back for another week of nonsense and fun. This time Jesse is trying this whole "no soda" thing and it might slowly be wrecking his insides. Meanwhile Crendor is discovering the power of a good meatball. All this, so much more, and a good ol' Santa stuck in the powerlines story. It's time for an all new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox80 and use code cox80 to get $80 off including free shipping! Get 40% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/cox.

The boys are back and this week, legend tells of another crazy run in at the infamous gas station! Also Crendor discovers there are certain Christmas songs he does not enjoy AT ALL. Then Santa and his elves raid a drug den. All this and so much more on another brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://babbel.com and use promo code COX to get 3 months free with a purchase of a 3 month subscription! Go to http://hawthorne.co and use promo code cox to get 10% off your first purchase!

It's that time again, where Crendor shares exactly how he's falling apart in ways no one thought possible. This week he's go to get his back looked at and quickly the conversation devolves into the craziest youtube description ever in the history of youtube. Also ASMR. Yep, it's that kind of episode. It's time for an all new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order and free shipping!

The boys are back for another episode of WHAT'S. SLOWLY. KILLING. CRENDOR!!!!!!! This time it's his mouth. Also Jesse is going insane from being stuck inside all day, a journalist has a strange obsession with talking animals, and Crendor introduces Jesse to the best anime ever! All this and more on this new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://joinhoney.com/COX to get Honey for FREE! Go to http://getquip.com/crendor right now and get your first refill FREE!

The boys return for their annual Black Friday episode - and you maniacs finally did it. Twas not the pandemic that killed Black Friday, it was convivence that killed the beast. Go to http://hellofresh.com/cox90 and use code cox90 to get $90 off including free shipping! Go to http://babbel.com and use promo code COX to get 3 months free with a purchase of a 3 month subscription!

The boys are back and this week Jesse is calling out corporate america for overlooking his partnership potential! Also Crendor found another David Lynch video and a man decides to steal a thing we never thought to steal before. Now we want to steal one too. He's an inspiration really. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order and free shipping! Go to http://hawthorne.co to check out their special holiday offers today!

This week Crendor tells us all about that time he got a Ps5. Jesse is not happy. Also a woman poses as n FBI agent to get free Chicken and Jesse would do the same. All this and a deep dive into Crendor's childhood on this fun episode of Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://harrys.com/cox and redeem your trial offer today! Go to http://getquip.com/crendor right now and get your first refill FREE!

Our 8th Anniversary quickly approaches, so of course we're going to listen to Crendor's story about his repair guy that never shows up. Also we travel to to Iceland and get totally lost. But the good news is, the news this week is extra sweet. All this and so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Visit http://joinhoney.com/COX to get Honey for FREE today! Go to http://hellotushy.com/cox to get 10% off!

The boys are back and this time they've taken two decidely different life paths. Crendor chipped a tooth and is now in a world of hurt, meanwhile Jesse got convinced to download tinder and is totally overwhelmed with bots. Both seem pretty bad. Also those fish be CRAY! All this and more on a brand now Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order and free shipping! Use promo code COX at http://babbel.com to get an additional 3 months FREE!

The boys return once again to complain about the nonsense of the week, and judge Halloween candy top ten lists. Also Jesse encounters a crazy no mask person who spoilers was definitely drunk and racist. Meanwhile Crendor tells us the tales of his time in a roving pack of trick or treaters. All that good stuff and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://hellotushy.com/cox to get 10% off! Go to http://hawthorne.co and use promo code cox to get 10% off your first purchase!

This week the boys return and Jesse has a strange tail to tell about the seeder side of Los Angeles. Meanwhile Crendor discovers another strange place he never knew existed and Florida man continues to be the gift that keeps on giving. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://getquip.com/CRENDOR to get your first refill FREE! Go to http://harrys.com/cox and redeem your trial offer today!

This week the boys return from doing what they do every week, which is find strange things to talk about.... except Jesse. He did nothing. Also two men get in a fight over almond milk and pokemon card binging is a rich youtuber thing now?! All this and more on this brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order and free shipping! Visit http://joinhoney.com/COX to get Honey for FREE today!

This week the boys deep dive into Crendor's obsession with a good cup of caffeine. Also Disneyland is for kids only apparently, a dude gets in a fight with homeless bike repairmen, and people just be stealing tractors now! All this and way more nonsense on an all new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Check out http://hawthorne.co and use promo code COX10 to get 10% off your first purchase! Go to http://harrys.com/cox and redeem your trial offer today!

This week Crendor takes Jesse down the path to nerdom. Thankfully they are pulled back by even more nerdom. It's a pretty nerdy episode. That and a man paints an alligator! All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Use promo code COX at http://babbel.com to get an additional 3 months FREE! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee!

This week the boys are in search of discovery or something like that... Turns out Crendor has some crazy ideas and Jesse must know why. Also Minshew Mania is back and a crazy many head-bangs in a hurricane AGAIN. All this and so much more, on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Visit http://joinhoney.com/COX to get Honey for FREE today! Go to http://getquip.com/CRENDOR to get your first refill FREE!

The boys return and Jesse has a story of keeping up with the Kardashians. Also Crendor wants to talk fast food. I think he's hungry. All this and the most recent champion fighting for our rights on an exciting new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://theragun.com/cox for a BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE deal on ALL TheraOne products!

The boys are back and this week they discover that in Japan, there's a new name in JUSTICE. Also Jesse and Crendor discover foods old people love, and they dare to love them too. All this and so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Go to http://meundies.com/crendor to get 15% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee! Check out http://hawthorne.co and use promo code COX10 to get 10% off your first purchase!

The boys are back and this time they've got all sorts of stuff on their mind - MOSTLY VTubers. Also Crendor and Jesse discover the hidden gem of Arizona, Grasshopper Junction! Did I forget to mention Jesse has a theory about Gamecube stans? All this and so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Check out http://hawthorne.co and use promo code COX10 to get 10% off your first purchase! Get an additional 3 months for free with promo code COX at http://babbel.com

The boys are back and this time Jesse can't seem to stay awake! Then, Crendor discovers working out in a mask and other important things. Also a man lives it up in a luxury box at a stadium during the pandemic, and we couldn't be happier for him. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! To get 15% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee, go to http://meundies.com/crendor Get Honey for FREE at http://joinhoney.com/COX

The boys are back and this time Jesse is investing in weird hardware for the sake of the podcast - mostly for himself, but the podcast is included now. Also Crendor has a run in with another one of the crazy people he meets on a daily basis. All this and so much boar, on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! To get 15% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee, go to http://meundies.com/crendor If you go to http://getquip.com/CRENDOR right now, you’ll get your first refill FREE.

The boys are back and this week we've got it all! Burger raps! Carver protocol! And the return of caterpillars! It's time for another exciting Cox n' Crendor! Get an additional 3 months for free with promo code COX at http://babbel.com Check out http://hawthorne.co and use promo code COX10 to get 10% off your first purchase!

The boys are back and this time they just want to know it's Crendor's birthday... OR IS IT?! We take a walk down memory lane to Pawn Stars and then we wind our way down to the airport where a man just wants to take weed to his girlfriend who is possible a horse. You know, your average Cox n' Crendor episode. If you go to http://getquip.com/CRENDOR right now, you’ll get your first refill FREE. Check out http://hawthorne.co and use promo code COX10 to get 10% off your first purchase!

Legend tells of a hero, one that will unite the world against tyranny. A hero that is more than a man or a woman. An idea. And ideas are bullet proof. All this, and so much more on this exciting new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get Honey for FREE at http://joinhoney.com/COX Get an additional 3 months for free with promo code COX at http://babbel.com

The boys are back and this time they discover what foods you definitely should not eat raw, which is important because you can put pizza on a bagel or something. Also a restaurant is underwater and while it reminds them of an old story, it might just be the coolest thing ever. All this and so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Check out http://hawthorne.co and use promo code COX10 to get 10% off your first purchase!

This episode Jesse and Crendor deep dive into their favorite childhood shows on Nick and Disney, as well as discover Jesse's extreme love of Mariska Hargitay.... or was it Mrs. Frizzle? That and a man melts coffee beans while jumping off a roof! It's definitely time for an all new Cox n' Crendor! Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at http://BoxofAwesome.com and enter the code COX at checkout.

The boys return with an all new episode, this time traveling back to their youth. What we discover is Crendor has always been Crendor and Jesse is the worst friend ever. Also a man shoves something where he shouldn't have. All this and so much more on an brand new Cox n' Crendor!Get three months of Babbel for free with a purchase of a 3 month subscription with promo code COX at http://babbel.com

The boys are back and this time Crendor tries to get through an entire episode without mentioning his broken junk. Also Jesse tries fasting and dealing with his bizzare neighbors. Oh, and a million dollar treasure was found by the most unlikely of characters. All this and so much more, on another exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! To get 15% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee, go to http://meundies.com.crendor Get Honey for FREE at http://joinhoney.com/COX

The boys are back and this time they've brought with them a famed spanish porn star, candle seller, and toad drug pusher! Also Crendor can't play video games, Jesse is loses time, and the world simply can't figure out how to play baseball again! All this and more on a brand new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Check out Hawthorne at http://hawthorne.co and use promo code COX to get 10% off your first purchase!

They boys are back with another episode of nonsense. This week Jesse discovers super coffee and Crendor keeps saying the phrase "pelvic floor". All this, and a sexual fantasy gone wrong! It's definitely time for a new Cox n' Crendor! To get 15% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee, go to http://meundies.com/crendor Get Honey for FREE at http://joinhoney.com/COX

The boys are back and this time they've discovered that when you're stuck inside for 2 months, you end up doing things you never thought you would. Also Jesse finds out that sometimes people are assholes ALL THE TIME! Who knew!? That and a masturbating ghost monkey. Yep. It's an all new Cox n' Crendor! Check out Hawthorne at http://hawthorne.co and use promo code COX to get 10% off your first purchase!

The boys are back again and this time Jesse rediscovers the amazing reviewbrah! Who knew watching someone review fast food in a suit could be so uplifting? Also Crendor broke his ding dong. That's right. You heard me. That and a man sneaks in to Disney World to go camping. All this and so much more on this weeks new Cox n' Crendor! If you go to http://getquip.com/CRENDOR right now, you’ll get your first refill FREE. Get 15% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee by going to http://meundies.com/crendor. URL

It's time for an all new Cox n' Crendor! The boys are back and their making their way through quarantine the best way they know how - BUT LEARNING HOW TO CONTROL MINDS!!! That's right, Crendor has officially become a threat to us all! He needs to be stopped or his mutant mind powers will take over the world!!! Now support our sponsors :P To get your 15% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee, go to http:// meundies.com/crendor Get Honey for FREE at http://joinhoney.com/COX

The boys are back again with another exciting episode of sitting around at home watching paint dry. Thankfully Netflix is there with something else to watch - PURE INSANITY. Crendor has seen Tiger King and Jesse maybe found something even more insane?!?! How is that possible?! Tune in to find out! To get your 15% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee, go to http://meundies.com/crendor.

Welcome to another Cox n' Quarentine in the morning! Sure we're all stuck inside still, but our little show continues on! Besides my attempts to get Crendor watch Tiger King, we've also got a great story about the best cow ever. Also Crendor loves QVC in a way that may not be natural. All this and so much more! Check out Hawthorne at http://hawthorne.co and use promo code COX to get 10% off your first purchase! Use code CRENDOR for $100 of free delivery credit WITH NO MINIMUM PURCHASE for your first SEVEN days by downloading the Postmates app.

So you're stuck at home? We are too . And you might not notice it from this episode, but we may be going crazy - or hitting our stride. Either way it's time for more nonsense! From Florida being Florida, to Crendor losing his buff status, it's just gonna be that kind of week. But don't worry, there's something fun in the works to brighten everyones day! Get Honey for FREE at http://joinhoney.com/COX

The boys are back, and remember how last we they weren't worried about any stupid virus. WHAT A DIFFERENCE A WEEK MAKES. From Crendor's panic attacks to Jesse meeting crazy people, the podcast doesn't change but the times do! Join as we try to calm everyone down and make things a bit easy on everyone stuck at home! Stay healthy, stay safe, and stay away from Florida! To get 15% off your first order, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee, go to http://meundies.com/crendor If you go to http://getquip.com/CRENDOR right now, you’ll get your first refill FREE

Just a reminder, we want to see you in Chicago next week! Coxandcrendor.com is the place to go to buy your tickets! In this episode Jesse and Crendor realize people don't wash their hands and lose their minds. Also Floridia man finds his excalibur, which is good cause word is there's an army of turtles on the way. Check out Hawthorne at http://hawthorne.co and use promo code COX to get 10% off your first purchase! Get 40% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/cox Get $100 of free delivery credit for your first 7 days by downloading the Postmates app and using code CRENDOR.

The boys are back and this time they reflect heavily on how intemidating they are. More importantly, why is it that Jesse has negative inimidation, especially when it comes to people asking for money. They also discover Crendor's cats is real name, bad reasons for building a rocket, and why you should never go to "wenzys". All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! If you go to http://getquip.com/CRENDOR right now, you’ll get your first refill FREE. For 20% off your first purchase, visit http://nativedeodorant.com and use promo code cox during checkout!

It's time for another another dive into talking about things you definitely didn't expect to hear on this podcast. First Crendor tries to convince Jesse that working out is fun. Jesse has other ideas about how he'd like to lose weight - with the power of positive thinking!!! Also the boys talk about weird dreams, Crendor rediscovering oranges, and a Florida snake orgy! All this and so much more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Get Honey for FREE at http://joinhoney.com/COX To get your 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee, go to http://meundies.com/crendor

LA traffic! Why are you so bad?! This week Jesse gets stuck in a traffic jam cause a boat exploded. Not anywhere near the road, just cause it happened. Also Crendor thinks he's dying - again. And we learn not to eat weird things and suck it up when you get sick. The boys also take a trip back to last weeks episode to talk about apples. All this and more on an exciting new Cox n' Crendor! Check out Hawthorne at http://hawthorne.co and use promo code COX to get 10% off your first purchase!

Do you have conversations in your head? Do you talk with voices or work out problems in great detail in your mind palace? Jesse does not. BUT Crendor does. SO OF COURSE they have an hour long discussion about. That's pretty much most of this episode - also people are mailing meth in Christmas cards. So that's a thing. For 20% off your first purchase, visit http://nativedeodorant.com and use promo code COX during checkout! Check out Hawthorne at http://hawthorne.co and use promo code COX to get 10% of your first purchase.

The boys are back and this time Crendor has tons of stories to tell from his travels - that's right - HE LEFT HOME?!?! The story is even more shocking that that! Also Jesse tries to make an old lady laugh and a couple caring over a snail is the best thing on earth. That, and trial by combat in the midwest! All this nonsesne and more in this brand new Cox n' Crendor! To get your 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee, go to http://meundies.com/crendor Get 40% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/cox

This week Jesse tries his hardest to pronounce words correctly, but Crendor just can't seem to get through to him. Also we learn that sometimes McDonald's dipping sauces aren't worth getting angry over and WEED finally comes to Chicago - so you know Crendor has stories! All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Get Honey for FREE at http://joinhoney.com/COX If you go to http://getquip.com/CRENDOR right now, you’ll get your first refill FREE

The first show of the new year is here and there isn't going to be a damn thing different about this podcast in 2020. Speaking of which, Jesse and Crendor have some resolutions and possible a reason to visit a sex club. All this, and a 2019 year in review of Florida man on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! To get your 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee, go to http://meundies.com/crendor Get 40% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/cox

It's time once again for Jesse and Crendor to take stock of their last year, go over their victories and regrets, commiserate about loves lost and found, and toast to the future! ... who are we kidding, none of that happens, although a Florida woman hits a man with a tree! So it's almost the same thing! It's time for another Cox n' Crendor! Get 40% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/cox To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, and get the plan shipped to your door for FREE, go to http://mintmobile.com/cox Check out Hawthorne at http://hawthorne.co and use promo code COX to get 10% off your first purchase

This week the boys discuss Crendor's swoll self, and how the only time Jesse really worked out was when he wanted to get away from his parents. Also the Green Cheetah strikes again! And three unlikely animals form the next great Disney movie franchise - TO SAVE CHRISTMAS!!! All this and so much more, it's an all new Cox n' Crendor! To get your 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, go to http://meundies.com/crendor Head to http://brooklinen.com and use the promo code COX for 10% off AND free shipping

This week Jesse finds himself overworked and stressed out for the holidays for the first time in his life, all because he ....cares? Meanwhile, Crendor still does not. But he sure has lots of problems. Also Florida man returns caught in an affair with crack cocaine! All this and more in an all new Cox n' Crendor! Check out Hawthorne at http://hawthorne.co and use promo code COX to get 10% off your first purchase Get 40% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/cox

It's time for the annual black friday show! And this time the boys manage to find some weird fun in all the holiday chaos. Crendor relives his life working at circuit city and Jesse can't believe police are harassing a naked man. All this and SO much more on an all new Cox n' Crendor! And if you go to http://getquip.com/crendor, right now, you’ll get your first refill FREE To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, and get the plan shipped to your door for FREE, go to http:// mintmobile.com/COX

The boys are back with an all new episode and this time Jesse wants you all to know the world is ready for more Minshew Mania!!! Meanwhile Crendor prepares to relive his best days and live on a level of existence we only can dream about. Also a dog drives a car and a cat steals clothes and eats people. All these things and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! To get your 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee, go to http://meundies.com/crendor Go to http://honeybook.com/cox for 50% off your first year

The boys are back with an all new episode and this time Jesse has got some issues with peppermint mocha! Crendor on the other hand can't get figure out how to pronounce a French city, driving him to distraction. But nothing is quite as good as an all new Florida Man story featuring his new arch nemesis, THE WIND! All this and so much more on an all new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/cox Get 10% off AND free shipping, anytime when you shop at http://brooklinen.com and use promo code cox.

The boys are back with another episode and this time they've got the long awaited review of Popeye's Chicken Sandwiches! Did it give Crendor super human strength?! What is in this sammy!? Also a nerd defends his home in the nerdiest way possible. All this and so much more on an all new Cox n' Crendor! Get a free pair of socks with purchase at http://stance.com/cox Order your Health + Ancestry kit for 50% off at http://23andme.com/cox.

The boys are back with another episode and this time they make a pack to try the new chicken sandwich everyone can't shut up about! Why is it so popular?! Also Crendor takes us on a trip through some of Nic Cages most recent movies and Jesse discovers his new hero. Meanwhile Minshew is back blowing minds and mermaids have sex with a 70 year old man! All this and more on an all new Cox n' Crendor! To get your 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee, go to http://meundies.com/crendor Quip starts at just $25 and if you go to http://getquip.com/CRENDOR right now, you can get your first refill pack for FREE.

The boys are back once again and this time Jesse has a run in with a potential ghost! Meanwhile Crendor finds himself yearning for the days when he was a clean shaven baby boy. Also - what were you up to in 1986? This and more questions as well as the untold story of Olaf from Frozen on this exciting new episode of Cox n' Crendor! HoneyBook is offering our listeners 50% off when you visit http://tryhoneybook.com/cox Get a free pair of socks with purchase at http://stance.com/cox

The boys return with another episode filled with all the pringles based goofs you can handle! For some reason they become obsessed with the ludicrous number of flavors and take a deep dive. Also Crendor changes his twitter profile and Jesse has some questions about a pill thiefs motives. All this and SO much more on another exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Right now, Cox n’ Crendor listeners get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/COX The only way to get 10% off AND free shipping is to use promo code COX at http://brooklinen.com.

The boys are back at it again and this time they bring the good word - The McRib is back! So you know what that means!!!! Actually you don't, cause Jesse has some incredibly funny news. Meanwhile Crendor has taken to watching QVC and ordering candles. Also Newport Richie makes a triumphant return! All this and SO much more on another exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! To get 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and a 100% satisfaction guarantee, go to http://meundies.com/crendor Head to http://wearfigs.com and enter code COX at checkout for 15% off your first purchase.

The boys return with another episode and Crendor has been up to A LOT this week. This is highly unusual! Most of it is terrible, but he's been actively terrible, so that's new! Also Florida Man wields a samurai sword over trash and the boys discover the greatest little city in the world. All this and more on an exciting new Cox n' Crendor! Quip starts at just $25 and if you go to http://getquip.com/CRENDOR right now, you can get your first refill pack for FREE. Get 23andMe’s new Ancestry + Traits Service for $79 at http://23andme.com/cox.

The boys are back with another episode and this time Jesse's weekend somehow predicts the news story?! Coxstradamus strikes again! Also a review of Twitchcon and Crendor goes to Octoberfest! All this and more on an exciting new Cox n' Crendor! HoneyBook is offering our listeners 50% off when you visit http://tryhoneybook.com/cox.

The week Jesse finds himself suffering from a mysterious illness, while Crendor is suffering from being so swole. The boys also deep dive into the great candy debate raging across twitter and learn about a strong contender for Florida Man's rival. All this and so much more on an all new Cox n' Crendor! To get your 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, go to http://meundies.com/crendor Get a free pair of socks with purchase at http://stance.com/cox

We had a slight hiccup with this episode, apparently it went up and then was removed for some reason!? I didn't have a clue - so it's back! Anyway, this week the boys talk reality TV nonsense and learn about a snake super hero in the making. All this and more on a semi-new Cox n' Crendor! Right now, Cox n’ Crendor listeners get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/COX Head to http://wearFIGS.com and enter our code COX at checkout.

So many of you asked if we'd put our live show up, that we finally gave in and did it. OBVIOUSLY this isn't going to be like our normal shows, and it certainly will have some things that only translate well to a crowd of people in a live setting. Hope to see you at a future show! Go to http://liquidIV.com and enter promo code COX to get your savings and start getting better hydration. Quip starts at just $25 and if you go to http://getquip.com/CRENDOR right now, you can get your first refill pack for FREE.

The boys are back to discuss all the amazing things they did this week so you can live vicariously through them! ...who are we kidding, they just played WoW. But also somehow manage to talk about being an only child and a man who died like such an idiot his wife can't stop laughing. All this and more on the newest Cox n' Crendor! To get your 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, go to http://meundies.com/crendor. HoneyBook is offering our listeners 50% off when you visit http://tryhoneybook.com/cox.

The boys are back with another episode, and this time they're prepping for a hard week of nerding out. And how do you prep for that you may ask? Buying weird foods - in this case - gushers apparently. Also Jesse has pizza dreams, Crendor drinks too much apple juice, and the internet is a weird place! All this and more on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Right now, Cox n’ Crendor listeners get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/COX Order your Health + Ancestry kit at http://23andMe.com/COX and you can Meet Your Genes in 125+ in personalized genetic reports.

The boys are back with another episode and this time they're coming down off the high that is Mallort and Warhammer paint fumes. After the live show Jesse still has one story left to tell just for you! Meanwhile Crendor spent the day at the Renaissance fair so you know what that means!!! Oh, and a woman put an alligator in her pants. All this and more on the newest Cox n' Crendor! Head to http://wearFIGS.com and enter our code COX at checkout. To get your 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, go to http://meundies.com/crendor.

This week Jesse and Crendor talk about the finer things in life, like making music with an MRI machine, getting into drugs cause of your cat, and Nic Cage being a genuine hero to the weirdos of the world. Also Jesse discovers the greatest album in the history of music. All this and more on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor. Quip starts at just $25 and if you go to http://getquip.com/CRENDOR right now, you can get your first refill pack for FREE. Go to http://liquidIV.com and enter promo code COX to get your savings and start getting better hydration.

The boys are back and this time they've brought with them all the adventures in Australia Jesse can remember! Also Crendor continues to paint new friends and a man dresses as his daughter to escape prison. All this and more on an exciting new episode of Cox n' Crendor! To get your 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, go to http://meundies.com/crendor. HoneyBook is offering our listeners 50% off when you visit http://tryhoneybook.com/cox.

The boys are back from their summer break and boy has nothing changed at all. Still complaining about the same old things! Although now Crendor has a new hobby that he might be tricking Jesse into doing, it may just be the entirety of their live show. Also the news this week features the return of a fan favorite - Newport Richie! Right now, Cox n’ Crendor listeners get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/COX Quip starts at just $25 and if you go to http://getquip.com/crendor right now, you can get your first refill pack for free.

Here we go again! This week Crendor finds himself in the best shape of his life, while Jesse thinks he's about to die. My how the tables have turned. Also a man trains a squirrel to kill. What's the deal with all the squirrel assassins these days?! Go to http://HoneyBook.com and use promo code COX for 50% off your first year. Go to http://thirdlove.com/COX now to find your perfect-fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase!

TWO EPISODES IN A WEEK?! What madness is this?! Well - it's the kind of madness that we're legally responsible for! Gotta make the ad men happy! ANYWAY - in this episode Jesse regales Crendor with the mysterious dream he's had 3 times this week. Also while at Disney, Jesse meets Teen Girl Squad. Meanwhile Crendor finds a story about Spider-Man's part time job. All this and more on another exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Robinhood is giving listeners of Cox n Crendor a FREE stock like Apple, Ford, or Sprint to help you build your portfolio. Sign up at http://crendor.robinhood.com Right now, Cox n Crendor listeners get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/COX

The boys are back and Jesse's gone and got himself a cold. Turns out running around a convention can do that do you. It'd be so stupid if he then went out on a boat in the rain. Luckily Crendor is here to be sensible and update us on his path of gaining weight. Oh, and I guess there's a story about a man sexing pool floaties in here as well. So you know what that means, it's time for an all new Cox n' Crendor! To get your 15% off your first pair, free shipping, and a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee, go to http://MeUndies.com/crendor Go to http://GetQuip.com/CRENDOR right now and get your first refill pack for FREE.

It all started as a goof nearly 7 years ago and somehow here we are. Looking back at the past 199 episodes we pick quotes you've selected to take us on a whimsical journey through our past. Why did we say the things we said?! Can we blame it on drugs? All this, and a man with a ketchup problem on another exciting Cox n' Crendor! Get $50 off 23andMe’s Health + Ancestry Kit at http://23andme.com/cox Get a 30-day free trial to Openfit when you text COX to 303030

The boys are back for their 199th episode! Before the next one follow their instructions carefully and help them out to make the 200th episode actually a special thing - maybe. Also an alligator gets drunk. All this and more on an exciting new Cox n' Crendor! Get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/cox

Jesse's back from Hotlanta and Crendor went to the mall - SO YOU KNOW they have stories to tell. Crendor is also attempting to gain some weight, so thankfully Jesse's here to help him with years of knowledge and practice. Also a man put weed in his butt. All this and more on this all new exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get your first pair free at http://meundies.com/crendor Robinhood is giving listeners a free stock at http://crendor.robinhood.com

It's time for an all new Cox n' Crendor! Today's episode starts out going someplace and quickly derails into accents. What are the sexiest American accents. Why do sports broadcaster talk the way they do. All of that stuff. Will we brutally butcher YOUR accent in our lazy attempts!? All this and if we have time some news or something. It's COX n' CRENDOR! Get your first refill pack free at http://getquip.com/crendor Postmates is giving listeners $100 in free devliery credits when you download the app and use promo code: CRENDOR

The boys are back once again to talk about the important issues of the day - like weird voice acting dreams, strange looks into the creation of men made of meatballs, and other such nonsense. Also we've got a big announcement for those in the midwest! All this and more on another exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get $30 off 23andMe's Health + Ancestry Kit at http://23andme.com/cox

The boys are back with another episode filled with random thoughts and noncontent. Today Crendor takes his shot as an inventor and Jesse is there for moral support. Also Jesse discovers his musical tastes from 2001 were crappy. Thankfully the news will make him forget all about the bad taste of terrible music by making him think of the bad taste of terrible canned food. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Get 15% off at http://meundies.com/crendor Go to http://thirdlove.com/COX now to find your perfect-fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase.

The boys are back and this time they've brought with them the tale of Jesse's trip to San Francisco! Crendor talks to a man in a sauna, Ozy and Newport Richie are back, as well as way too many people offering us weed. All this and more nonsense on this episode Cox n' Crendor! Robinhood is giving listeners a free stock at http://crendor.robinhood.com Get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/cox

The boys are back and this time they're diving in the deep end of Starbucks water. Is it as good as Crendor claims? We also learn a bit about doctors, Jesse's parents, and kind of weird things Crendor still thinks are happening that definitely aren't. Also Jesse becomes the Moriarty of pee based crimes. All this and more on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get your first refill pack free at http://quip.com/crendor Get 15% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor

It's time for more nonsense, fresh from the non-content mines! This week the boys talk about aging, wine, and fine dining... wait what?! Also Crendor let's know know about his water habits and Jesse refuses to believe him. There's also way too many good stories coming out of Florida! All this and more an this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get any premium Indochino suit for $359 at http://indochino.com with promo code: COX Order your 23andMe Health + Ancestry Service kit at http://23andme.com/cox

The boys are back with another episode and this time they've got some stories that for some reason all seem to be related to Subway. What's going on at Subway to make it so crazy?! Also Crendor has finally seen Jupiter Ascending and Jesse takes issue with people in the parking structure....thing? Has he finally lost his mind? All this and more Florida man on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get $100 of free delivery credit by downloading the Postmates app and use promo code: CRENDOR Get 15% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor

This week a tangent about using Instagram too much turns into a talk about beauty and cultural expectations. How did that happen?! Also Florida man is back at it again and Jesse can't handle the new way people get you to watch youtube videos! All this and more on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Robinhood is giving listeners a free stock at http://crendor.robinhood.com Get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/cox

We're back baby! An all new episode that really shows the world how exciting our lives are. Meanwhile the boys wonder about the caviar vending machine and what other wild machines exist out there. In the news Florida makes it big and another person decided to train a squirrel for evil. All this and more on another exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get your first refill pack free at http://getquip.com/crendor

It's time for some more goofs and witch like cackles! Jesse and Crendor decide to create a university and it's as terrible of an idea as it sounds. Also Jesse gets caught in a fight at a gas station and Crendor regales us with more of his dreams. All this, and a hunt for Bigfoot on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get 15% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor Buy your Health + Ancestry Service kit at http://23andme.com/cox

The boys are back with an all new episode, and this time they finally understand what podcasts are for - putting you to sleep! What they don't understand is what the hell is going on at malls across America. Jesse tries to be a handyman and Crendor finds an amazing story of love and shrimp. All on this exciting new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get any premium Indochino suit for $359 at http://indochino.com with promo code: COX

The boys are back and this time Crendor has issue with some of Australia's city names. But when Jesse throws it back in his face with some of the cities near Chicago, the great googly debate begins! Also a man dips his balls in salsa. All this and more an an exciting new Cox n' Crendor! Robinhood is giving listners a free stock at http://crendor.robinhood.com

It's another week, and another example of how boring these two really are. For people who get caught up in wacky shenanigans, most of the time they really don't do much! Thankfully the rest of the world flies by delivering amazing stories like this delightful grandpa who just loves yogurt! Get your first refill pack free at http://getquip.com/crendor Get any premium Indochino suit for $359 at http://indochino.com with promo code: COX

It's time for more of the boys and their ridiculous adventures. This week Crendor lords his fine wine tastes over others and thumbs his nose at milkshakes. Meanwhile Jesse up and found himself single again before Valentine's Day! Maybe he could learn a few things from Flordia Woman, who got naked and attacked a Waffle House. All this and so much more on another exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get 15% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor Buy your Health + Ancestry Service kit today at http://23andme.com/cox

The boys are back and this time they've brought with them two new super heroes! We're still work-shopping the names. Also Crendor and Jesse maybe become Buddhist while snow covers the north west. All this and more on this exciting new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get 25% off a Calm Premium subscriptino at http://calm.com/cox Get $100 of free delivery credit by downloading the Postmates app and use promo code: CRENDOR

Well you know it's that kind of week when one of the big news stories involves a man being bit in the nether regions by a spider - and it being hilarious. Also Crendor and Jesse try to figure out what a rose tastes like, visit Duncanville, and learn why Crendor may be sick all the time. All this and more on a brand new Cox n' Crendor! Robinhood is giving listeners a free stock at http://crendor.robinhood.com Buy your 23andMe Health + Ancestry Kit at http://23andme.com/cox

The boys return with a weeks worth of nonsense. This time the boys delve deep into the murky waters of the cinematic masterpiece "Sharks Tale", as well as help Crendor learn state capitols! Also Jesse can't believe Kirsten Stewart arrested a man in Walmart. All this and more, on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get 15% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor Get your first refill pack free at http://getquip.com/crendor

The boys are back and this time they've got a few thoughts on what exactly being smart is all about. Also Crendor discovers how big Greenland actually is and the boys learn a valuable lesson about nostalgia. But let's not bury the lead - JESSE GOES TO IKEA!!!! All this and more on this super exciting very excellent episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/cox Get $100 of free delivery credits by downloading the Postmates app and using code: CRENDOR THE GIF LINK: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercator_projection

The boys are back again and this time with click bait! Crendor "blesses" the world with his deepest thoughts, while also taking time to complain about awards shows. Meanwhile a man throws a pizza at his dad and a guy buys a dead fish for three million dollars. All just another average run of the mill episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get 15% off your first pair of MeUndies plus free shipping at http://meundies.com/crendor Robinhood is giving listeners a free stock at http://crendor.robinhood.com

It's the last podcast of 2018 and we couldn't be happier. We look back and reflect on the year the best way we know how - by not talking about it. Instead we talk about Charlie Brown's seasonal depression, Garfield, and delve deep into what exactly is wrong with us. All this and more as we wrap up one long crappy year, in this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get 25% off a Calm Premium subscription at http://calm.com/cox Get your first refill pack free at http://getquip.com/crendor

On this episode Jesse and Crendor begin what I truly believe to be the best Christmas album of 2019. Coming eventually! Also we learn all 3 things Crendor knows about Argentina! Some wacky news and random thoughts and you've got yourself an all new Cox n' Crendor! Get 30% off any 23andMe kit at http://23andme.com/cox Go to http://talkspace.com/COX, and use the code COX to get $45 off your first month.

This week the boys take a hard right hand turn on the road to comedy and somehow end up talking history and philosophy?! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN!? Also we learn a little bit more about Jesse's home town AND discover that 2018 may not be such a terrible year for one sports team! All this and more on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! -Get a trial month of Hims for $5 at http://forhims.com/coxED -Get 15% off your first pair of MeUndies plus free shipping at http://meundies.com/crendor -Get your first refill pack free at http://getquip.com/crendor

Boy o boy do we have an episode for you! Crendor is on a Christmas movie binge while somehow getting commercial jingles stuck in his head?! Jesse on the other hand has some questions about this weeks news stories. Well, he just has lots of questions in general. Also they make up another stupid movie. All this and more on this weeks Cox n' Crendor! Get 15% off your first pair of MeUndies plus free shipping at http://meundies.com/crendor Go to http://tipsyelves.com and enter code COX for 20% your order.

What starts as a discussion about something totally different ends in a giant list of the one thing you need to get from every single chain restaurant they guys can think up. Why?! Even they aren't sure. Also we return to the wild adventures of Florida Man! All this and more on the latest Cox n' Crendor! Get 15% off your first pair of MeUndies plus free shipping at http://meundies.com/crendor Go to http://tipsyelves.com and enter code COX for 20% your order.

It's that time of the week so you know the boys are back with new stories to tell and wacky antics! It's our yearly Black Friday episode and booooooy has Black Friday gotten boring. What happened America!? Even the Black Friday news is lame! But thankfully, the crazy antics of naked men with bongos save the day! All this and more on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Now through 12/25 get a special discount on your 23andMe kit at http://23andme.com/cox Get your first refill pack free at http://getquip.com/crendor

The boys are back! And it's time to celebrate 6 years of making podcasts with an all star cast of celebrity guests and a look back at....oh.... they forgot until about 30 minutes into the podcast didn't they. But hey, they are offering stream coaching now! Get a trial month of Hims for $5 at http://forhims.com/cox Get 15% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor

Legend tells of a late night journey Crendor took from Jesse's room at Blizzcon to his own hotel after a night of watching Nic Cage. Sure, it was 20 minutes - but it felt like a life time. What did he experience on his quest to find himself? What other nonsense will they talk about this episode?! Tune in to find out on this exciting new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Order your 23andMe Ancestry Service kit at http://23andme.com/cox Go to http://talkspace.com/COX, and use the code COX to get $45 off your first month.

Here we go! The boys are back with spooky episode about .... well nothing spooky actually. Unless you consider Crendor becoming incredibly agro as he gets more and more buff. Or perhaps your kind of terror is in the yogurt isle with Jesse? Maybe the most truly terrifying horror is the one that never goes away.... cause the mcrib is back!!! All this nonsense and more on this episode of Cox n' Crendor! Get 15% off your subscription at http://lootcrate.com/cox with promo code: COX Get your first refill pack free at http://getquip.com/crendor

The boys are back and this time they've gotten themselves into.... nothing really. Boy are they boring. Thankfully there are billions of other much more interesting people in the world for them to watch and interact with. Also we delve back into the world of terrible Yahoo news articles! What wonderfully useless tips do they have for us this time?! All this and more on this brand new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Try Hims for $5 at forhims.com/coxED Get 15% off your first pair at meundies.com/crendor

The boys are back, and this time they've discovered the only thing worse than the grocery store on a Sunday. Crendor is possibly haunted by ghosts, stoners take over a Starbucks, and Jesse admits to watching may too much of the Chills youtube channel. All this and more on this episode of Cox n' Crendor! Order your 23andMe Health & Ancestry Service kit at http://23andme.com/cox Go to http://talkspace.com/COX, and use the code COX to get $45 off your first month.

The boys are back and while they could be talking about movies like Venom or what happened to Crendor this week (spoiler: it was nothing), instead they become obsessed over a city that apparently doesn't exist. Also they learn that in Florida being naked is just fine, and you should be ok with that! All this and more on the newest Cox n' Crendor! Get 15% off your subscription at http://lootcrate.com/cox with promo code: cox

The boys are back, and this time terrible TV has driven them to creating a new TV show called "Crazy Shit". It is probably exactly what you think it is. Also the dudes try to pick fights with Jesse and a woman's revenge story against an alligator is finally revealed! All this and more on the newest Cox n' Crendor! Get 15% off your subscription at http://lootcrate.com/cox with promo code: cox Go to http://talkspace.com/COX, and use the code COX to get $45 off your first month.

The boys are back and this time Jesse discovers his Hendrix shirt may not be the best thing to wear around Venice Beach, CA, Crendor has a dream home, and dude protects his store with a bong! All this and more, on this brand new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Try Hims for $5 at http://forhims.com/coxED Get 15% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor

The boys are back, and this time Jesse has beef with the way people are holding up his lines...no, his life! Crendor tries to sell Jesse on Costco while the boys learn a valuable lesson about quitting. Also an idiot from Florida does something idiotic. All this and more on the newest episode of Cox n' Crendor! This weeks podcast is brought to you by 23 And Me: Order your 23andMe Health & Ancestry Service kit at http://23andme.com/Cox LOOTCRATE: Subscribe now at http://lootcrate.com/cox and use promo code: COX to get 15% off.

It's that time again to wake yourself up with all the news you can use! And by news, we mean stuff we did during the week and remembered to talk about! Crendor, has a lot of that! Meanwhile Jesse is once again drawn in by the sexy sexy world of Are you the One. Also monkey Mondays are canceled and the boys ARE OUTRAGED! All this and more in the newest Cox n' Crendor! Try Ship Station free for 30 days at http://shipstation.com and use promo code: COX

Jesse and Crendor are back and this time we have an update on the crendiet and buffdor status. Also there's a new season of Are You the One and the boys can't wait to check out the new cast! Finally a man microwaves and microwave, and the world doesn't implode?! We need to dig deeper! All this and more, on this weeks new Cox n' Crendor! Get a trial month of Hims for $5 at http://forhims.com/cox Get 15% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor

The boys are back and this time Crendor is on the mend and feeling great! But has Crendor's new gym lifestyle inspired Jesse to eat better, or this just the start of another bit they're taking too far. Also the boys discover nature is crazy as hell, the two offer to announce you high school sporting event, and Flordia Man returns with two amazing new adventures! All this and more on this excited new episode of Cox n' Crendor! Try Ship Station for free at http://shipstation.com with promo code: cox

The boys are back and this time Crendor returns to the Renaissance Faire with big news! Meanwhile Jesse is still trying to form the Hunger Games and boy does he hate the heat in England! The news segment becomes a Mcdonalds ad, and Jesse sees a gang - all this an more on a new Cox n' Crendor! Thanks to MeUndies for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor Start your trial month for $5 at http://forhims.com/cox

The boys are back and this time poor Crendor is in pieces. Who knew mister "yogurt is the only thing I need to be healthy" would suddenly start falling apart. Meanwhile, Jesse is just getting old. The boys also discover that just cause a man doesn't have hands, doesn't mean he can't kick your ass. 4th of July stories and crazy old people abounds - it's an all new Cox n' Crendor! Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Go to http://shipstation.com and use promo code COX to get ShipStation free for 30 days.

The boys return with another look into the important issues affecting Jesse's airport travel. Did you know he's carrying and explosive device in his pants? Also Crendor has some complaints about game shows and Jesse discovers that one of his "idols" is doing AMAZING things. All this and more on the newest episode of Cox n' Crendor! Thanks to Hims for sponsoring this episode. To start your month trial for just $5 visit http://forhims.com/cox Thanks to MeUndies for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor

The boys are back! This time Crendor has a few good people watching stories, but nothing can prepare him for Jesse's airplane story. We also learn something called the "World Cup" is happening (never heard of it). The episode wraps up with a visit from Florida man and his newest arch-nemesis. Can Florida Man defeat his newest foe!? Find out the answer to this AND MORE on this newest episode of Cox n' Crendor! Thanks to Blue Apron for sponsoring this episode. Get your first 3 meals free at http://blueapron.com/cox

Today's episode of Cox n' Crendor is all about terrible segues. No, not the terrible motorized nerd machines, but the terrible verbalized nerd transitions. Jesse's got a whole bunch of them. Also Crendor discovers more of the joys of Florida Man, as well as Jesse's most recent date - which sounds like a Florida Man story. All this and more on the newest Cox n' Crendor! Today's episode is brought to you by Omahasteaks.com! Go there and enter Cox into the search bar for amazing deals on some amazing steaks!

The boys return and this time they've discovered the fun language that is whatever the hell Australians call English. Also Crendor reads an old mans rant about cheeseburgers and Jesse can't get over the Las Vegas hockey teams intro. All this and so much more, on this episode of Cox n' Crendor! Thanks to Hims for sponsoring this episode. To start your month trial for just $5 visit http://forhims.com/cox Thanks to MeUndies for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor

Jesse and Crendor return to talk about the wonders that is international travel. After his month across the pond, Jesse returns with a few of the more appropriate stories he has to tell. Turns out, going to Polish bars can have some amazing people watching. Also the boys finally get around to talking about the new Maze Runner movie, as well as a man covered in oil! You know, all the things that make Cox n' Crendor.... Cox n' Crendor. Rick + Morty Season 3, Available Now on Blu-Ray and DVD. And to win a limited edition, PICKLE RICK figure go to http://GetPickleRick.com/cnc Thanks to Blue Apron for sponsoring this episode. Get your first 3 meals free at http://blueapron.com/cox

The boys are back and this time they're talking about.... walking?! You know the nice weather hits when these nerds finally leave the house. Jesse learns that people still love taco mix and Crendor tries to impart Mac n' Cheese wisdom but Jesse is having none of it. Oh, and there's a mystery pooper! All this and more on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Thanks to Hims for sponsoring this episode. To start your month trial for just $5 visit http://forhims.com/coxED Thanks to MeUndies for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor

This week the boys discover they have some interesting thoughts on butter, and it strangely relates to Taco Bell. Jesse is excited to flee the country and Crendor want's nothing to do with the world. Meanwhile, a man steals a million dollars worth of Fajitas and sells them on the streets?! All this and more, inside this brand new Cox n' Crendor! Thanks to MeUndies for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor Thanks to Shari's Berries for sponsoring this episode. Visit http://berries.com and use promo code: crendor.

The boys are back and this episode they delve deep into their past - some might say too deep. We learn about Crendor's high school years, Jesse's odd jobs, and some light facebook stalking occurs. All this and the old adage "sometimes you get the dick and sometimes the dick gets you" on this brand new episode of Cox n' Crendor! The following episode is sponsored by Blue Apron. Get your first 3 meals free at http://www.blueapron.com/cox

The boys are back to discuss the important issues of our time. Why is Cheeitus and how can it affect you? Why does Crendor need so many electrolytes? Why can't Jesse buy little baby loaves of bread?! Are we even real?! All this, and a bowl of 'sketti on this brand new Cox n' Crendor! Thanks to Hims for sponsoring this episode. To start your month trial for just $5 visit http://forhims.com/coxED Thanks to MeUndies for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first pair at http://meundies.com/crendor

The boys are back and Crendor lives! Where has he been?! What happened to the man with perfect health?! Hint: It wasn't so perfect. Meanwhile Jesse meets a girl at a bar who blows his mind, Curling takes the world by storm, and pretty much everything they talk about relates to farting. Oh ya, it's an all new Cox n' Crendor! Today's episode is sponsored by MeUndies! We're wearing them right now and they are AMAZING! Get your valentines order in right now at meundies.com/Crendor Also today's episode is sponsored by ForHims.com! Check out ForHims and join Jesse on his hair care adventure! Forhims.com/cox

It's time for an all new Cox n' Crendor! This episode the boys discover the love between ghost and a Jack Sparrow Impersonator, Crendor tells the story of the time he was trapped in a Subway, and Jesse decides Curling is the best Winter Olympic sport. All this and more on this more await when you click play! Have any feedback? Let us know! Throw some 5 star reviews our way on itunes! Check out our animated Cox n' Crendor youtube page! Help us take over your entire life! Today's episode is sponsored by MeUndies! We're wearing them right now and they are AMAZING! Get your valentines order in right now at meundies.com/Crendor

This week, the boys discuss the real important things in life - like what the hell was going on with the Are You the One post show, old ladies at the deli counter, and the phenomenon known as "crazy eyes". We also return to Florida for an update on our favorite super hero, and Jesse describes his date with a robot. All this and more, on Cox n' Crendor! This episode if brought to you by Adult Swim's newest show "Hot Streets". From creator Brian Wysol and the teams behind Robot Chicken and Rick and Morty. Check it out!

Cox n' Crendor return, and Crendor has finally watched the show Jesse can't stop raving about. What did he think? Has TV finally reached it's pinnacle?! Also a giant statue outside an Ikea in Los Angeles confuses both of the boys, mostly cause it looks like a wiener. Todays episode is sponsored by Meundies! For 20% off your order go to Meundies.com/Crendor

The boys are back and this time they've got a lot of updates! While Crendor obsesses over Cheaters, Jesse has been watching his own trashy show on MTV. Divergent is brought up again for some ungodly reason, and we learn about Bigfoot and the mystery of Jesus's butt. All this and more on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! This episode is brought to you by MeUndies! Get your first pair 20% off with the code CRENDOR or go to meundies.com/Crendor

The boys are back with their annual Black Friday episode, but this time they discover, according to the news, Black Friday is done for! Could this be the last ever Black Friday episode?! How many more times will they write Black Friday in this description!? Also a man wants black himself off in a steam powered rocket to prove the earth is flat - so that's gonna be stupid! All this and more, on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor!

Hashtag FTS BRO! After traveling the world, the boys are back! Ok, well one of us traveled - the other went to Walmart... dare to take a guess who was who? While Jesse shares his awkward international travel stories, Crendor takes us deep into the world of Big Macs and the McCoxnCrendor. We also learn about a woman's love for a skunk as well as what happens when your your teeth get your immunity low. All this and more, on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Cox n' Crendor is sponsored by MeUndies.com! Get your pair of totally away underwear by going to meundies.com/CRENDOR - Trust us, your buns will thank you!

The boys are back again for another episode, and this time they've got a few stories to tell. Jesse and Crendor spent a few days together and in that time did exactly what you think they would done - nothing. But in that nothing came a lot of sweet non-content. Also they look into the report of a man from the future as well as the new McDonald's sauce craze! Is it time for the return of the McCox n' Crendor? All this and more on this exciting episode of Cox n' Crendor! This episode is brought to you by Squarespace. Sign up today for 10% off your first purchase by going to Squarespace.com/Coxandcrendor

On this episode, the boys discover the secret animal agenda, Crendor gets an invite to Arizona, and Jesse discovers the many MANY terrible names for boobs. All this and more on this episode of Cox n' Crendor! This episode is brought to you by Squarespace. Sign up today for 10% off your first purchase by going to Squarespace.com/Coxandcrendor

Cox n' Crendor return, and this time they're taking on the hard hitting news stories that people need to be made aware of! Did you know sex robots are here, and they are out to kill you?! Also, eating at Nando's may lead to poop throwing. Jesse and Crendor also discover a new Nic Cage movie that they MUST SEE. All this and more of this weeks episode of Cox n' Crendor! Today's episode is sponsored by Squarespace.com/coxandcrendor where you can get 10% off your first website purchase or domain transfer. Make the move! Also sponsored by Draftkings.com: use promo code COX to play in DraftKings free contest with A HUNDRED THOUSAND dollars in total prizes THIS SUNDAY.

This week the boys ask an important question regarding mattresses and question why they one they find it so damn expensive. Chicken goes to space, Jesse gives the low down on "what're ya gonna do?", and dogs have body cameras now. All this and more on a new Cox n' Crendor! Today's episode is sponsored by Draftkings.com where you can win one hundred thousand dollars this weekend in a special tournament. Use promo code COX.

The adventures of our globe trotting archaeologist Nic Cage continue! This week he manages to find himself in Kazakhstan, but what is he really doing there?! Also Jesse and Crendor come up with another idea for a reality show and the boys discover a new popular name for kids that sets Jesse off. All this and more on this weeks episode of Cox n' Crendor! Today's episode is brought to you by SquareSpace.com! Make the move to a better hosting and website creation platform! And you can do it for 10% off by going to squarespace.com/coxandcrendor This episode is also brought to you by DraftKings.com. Set up your weekly fantasy team and earn a chance at 1 billion dollars! Give it a free week try at draftkings.com and use code COX.

The boys are back, and what starts as a conversation about recent movies snowballs into the dark secret that Nic Cage is way cooler than anyone gives him credit for. Although, it's not really a secret. Also Jesse has a run in with an old lady and Crendor does his best Gambit impression. All this and more on this episode of Cox n' Crendor!

Cox n' Crendor is back and this time Jesse comes with stories from Las Vegas, home of replicants and garbage people. Meanwhile Crendor has some stories of his own, and yes, in typical Crendor fashion they make no sense. They'll also talk about important news stories like the man who was crushed under stacks of porn. All this and more in the newest episode of Cox n' Crendor! Today's episode is sponsored by meundies. Head over to meundies.com/Crendor to get 20% off your first pair and free shipping!

Cox n' Crendor return and this time Crendor brings his stories of Target people! Also Jesse again petitions to join the illuminati. Then the boys discover AND SOLVE a mystery! It's true! All this and more, on episode 135 of Cox n' Crendor!

Cox n' Crendor are back and this time they've got A LOT to talk about. Who is better Linkin Park or Blink 182? What happened to Jesse on his uber ride? And more importantly, we go deep into your dreams! All this and so much more, on this episode of CnC!

Cox n' Crendor return, as the style gurus you knew they were! Trend setters and stylish men, the boys discover they've secretly been GQ models their entire lives. Also, Crendor regales us with more of his dreams and then we share 2 of our most favorite news stories of the year!

The boys are back and Crendor has a beef with retail shopping. Meanwhile Jesse discovers that deep down inside he's just very lonely. Also the boys become obsessed with a strange town in the middle of nowhere with a great name. All this and more on this episode of Cox n' Crendor.

Cox n' Crendor return with another all new episode! This time, the boys talk about Medieval Times, pancake eating the right way, drugged out birds, and why they both agree we need the Hunger Games. ...Obviously it's for selfish reasons. All this and more!

Cox n' Crendor return! This time Jesse regales Crendor with the tale of how he almost died. Then Crendor one ups him by eating at Whalburgers. Also there's a development in the case of the Watcher! Last but not least - TWERKING!

Cox n' Crendor are back! This time we talk Jesse's Great Wall experience, horse meat, Hell's Kitchen lies, and much much more...

Jesse's finally back from his trip to London and boy does he have stories to tell! Meanwhile Crendor has seen a movie trailer he just can't make sense of. We'll also talk about what you should or shouldn't keep in your car on cold winter days, as well as THE SINGLE BEST HOLIDAY TRADITION EVER. Link mentioned in podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-bCow4AP88

It's the time of year, when Jesse and Crendor come together to share stories of the crazy people they see out of the house on Black Friday. What kind of stories will they have this year?! Tune in to find out!

The boys return and immediately take a deep dive into Nick Cage movies, learn about Crendor's interesting conversation with a man on a plane, and find out things NOT to do with a wedding ring. All this and more, on this episode of Cox n' Crendor.

Cox n' Crendor return to address the important issues this political season. Who is writing on crabs!? What gifts should you get for an anniversary? They serve alcohol at Chuck-e-cheese!? All this and more!

Jesse and Crendor return after a bout with that bastard bronchitis and decide conventions need cold firewalls. Jesse brings Crendor some amazing news stories and Crendor seems to recall that time we watched the Olympics.

They boys returns with another episode! This time, Jesse loses himself in Pokemon while Crendor ends up at the Renaissance Faire. They then proceed to talk way too much about a crazy woman on twitter who may or may not be an amazing troll.

The boys return, and spend a good while waxing poetic over the Warcraft movie. The boys then talk about 70 year old drug dealers, strange art movies, human puppies and a naked man at the waffle house. All this and more, on this exciting episode Cox n' Crendor.

Cox n' Crendor return with another exciting, yet cautionary tale of travel. Crendor reaffirms his belief that leaving home is boring, but Jesse has an idea for a show that just might get Crendor on a plane. Then the two listen to Jesse's recording of a crazy woman at the DMV. All in all, your usual CnC episode.

The boys return with an update on one of their new favorite Florida Man characters. Also they remind everyone to donate so they can buy the Watcher house, and that Crendor really loves screwdrivers.

It's the episode you've been waiting for, Jesse and Crendor review Allegiant. Get ready for Jesse to say "literally" 1200000 times, because he LITERALLY cannot comprehend this movie...

The boys return with another episode to talk about the important things in life, like listening in on others conversations and new stories that really aren't news stories. All this and more in this new Cox n' Crendor!

The boys are back, and this time Crendor trades a burrito for a man, Jesse tries to justify snooping on peoples public discussions, and then they both try to learn innuendo in different languages!

The boys are back, and Jesse has a tale to tell. Turns out an old man in a wheel chair is infinitely more badass than all of us. Crendor shares his struggles with mono, and why you shouldn't self medicate. Then, we wrap it all up with the return of FLORIDA MAN!!!

Jesse and Crendor return for the new year, and talk about the greatest story of 2015. Also they mention some Star Wars stuff, so careful on dem spoilers! And finally, they wrap up with Crendor riding a horse.

The boys return, this time to talk about everything from a better ending for Mockingjay to why Sloths are getting stoned in Australia. You know, very important stuff.

It's that time of year, where you gather with family, sit down around the fire, and be thankful for another Black Friday episode of Cox n' Crendor!

The bubble gum bandit returns! Crendor helps Jesse solve the case, but then their investigation quickly devolves into a talk about a new wacky movie Jesse saw. Also a guy gets stuck in a cracker barrel pizza.

The boys have returned and this time they bring with them a review of Maze Runner: Scorch Trials! Warning, there are some spoilers and stuff. Also they wrap up with some news... :P

Jesse returns from DragonCon with tales of the paranormal! Crendor creates an all new form of ASMR, and then the boys check in with their good pal Florida Man!

The boys are back with another episode and more rambling nonsense. Crendor visits a con and tells us all about it. Jesse finds even more McDonald's secret menu items, and the watcher story continues! The Watcher Article: http://gothamist.com/2015/07/31/the_watcher.php

Jesse and Crendor are back! Recapping the past week and their travels abroad, we learn of the Hugh Grant train man, Crendor's new favorite movie, and where the dead kings are.

In a month filled with reports on the Watcher, only 1 hero is brave enough to return and save us from the letter writing menace! It's FLORIDA MAAAAAN! http://moroncdn.infofuelproducti.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/check-368billion-640-mug1.jpg

The Watcher returns! And the mystery deepens. Also Jesse and Crendor talk about a man's run in with some alligators and a guy who can eat a lot of food way too fast. All this and more, on this episode of Cox n' Crendor!

Jesse and Crendor discover their innate ability to update and ruin classic musicals. Also THE WATCHER!!!!

Still sick with the super flu Jesse returns with a moderately normal Crendor to record another episode cause people be wantin' episodes.

Jesse and Crendor return to Florida to visit with their favorite super hero. But it turns out, another state is vying for our attention!

In this episode the boys unleash more awful voices upon the world than anyone would think possible. Also they talk about poop in your beard!

In this episode Crendor insists he should make his own podcast, Jesse shares some stories of his time in Poland, and the boys try to solve the case of the missing lunch meat.

Jesse and Crendor celebrate 100 episodes by getting disturbingly topical and serious.... then proceed to ruin it by talking about alien dreams and other nonsense.

Jesse returns from the UK and tells of the horrifying 11 hour flight from hell. Crendor just watched old men complain about Obama for two weeks.

Jesse and Crendor return to talk about the only thing that could get Jesse to record a podcast while on a laptop overseas....

The boys return with their very own suspiciously high quality asmr. Also Crendor informs Jesse he's a racist, after learning who gives the best massages. Then they talk about a bunch of sports stuff like they know what they are talking about.

Jesse and Crendor return to talk about what they've been doing since they were last in your ear holes.... it quickly devolves into 30 minutes of 50 Shades of Grey.

So Jesse took the day off to lounge about a drink, then Crendor wanted to do a podcast. This is the result. Also Owls rise up against their human masters, and Crendor and Jesse reveal what they'd do with 80 million dollars.

What starts as a Jesse rant about Starbucks, ends with Crendor completely missing the point. Also the boys discuss strange products to gift at Valentine's Day, that are too quirky, even for Zooey Deschanel. Relevent Pics: http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/369328/slide_369328_4771106_free.jpg http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/369328/slide_369328_4334904_free.jpg

In this episode, the boys get real! They discover Crendor is a women's size 12, Jesse says F U to death, and praise is given to the national treasure that is Left Shark.

In this episode, the boys discuss the important things in life, like themselves. Then Crendor mentions an investigation to find the serial pooper. Jesse is unimpressed.

Jesse and Crendor finally get their bottles of Chlorophyll and as per usual, what should have been a simple tasting turns into a whole nonsensical affair. Also once again, the boys get to the heart of the matter when it comes to yoga pants.

Jesse embarks on his quest to reach 65 for his big payday. Meanwhile Crendor is still sick. This isn't helped by the fact that dieting is hard and Jesse is a mess. They also go crazy and become plant men.

The boys are back, Crendor is sick, Jesse is full of chili, and a book gets written. Also Jesse learns if he can only live to be 65 he'll make a fortune!

As one year ends and another begins, we take a look back at all the wonderful things that Flordia Man gave us. Also Crendor is sick, and offers what may be the most insane cure to a cold ever.

Hey guys, GNOC? Maybe a little FWB? Don't worry, no CD9. Are not sure what the hell we're talking about?! Then you obviously aren't a cool teen! We'll fill you in. Also the boys discuss the scene they wanted most out of the Hobbit, and how you get the mumps!

The boys sit down to watch the new year end, Youtube Rewind. Their opinions differ, in that one thinks it's horrible, and the other thinks it's just bad. David Lynch analyzes the entire affair.

Jesse and Crendor discover the power of the Yumbo, then summarily dismiss it. Also, Crendor takes the time to remind Jesse how much of an old angry bastard he's become.

DO NOT LISTEN IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE MOVIE OR CARE ABOUT SPOILERS. As promised, Jesse and Crendor have both seen Interstellar and now proceed to spoil the movie and talk about it way too long.

You'll notice we changed the titles. Why? Cause I wanted to do clever titles. So I started with a cheesy one! You're welcome internet! - Jesse

Jesse and Crendor wax poetic about the Cox n' Crendor amusement park, rap lyrics, and a new Divergent movie. It's a very important episodes obviously.

On this episode the boys discover that mutants are real, and more importantly that Flordia Man is alive and well. Crendor tries to explain Interstellar and Jesse once again has no clue what he's talking about. All this and more!!!

Jesse and Crendor discuss the finer points of the English language as well as ramble on about stuff that would have been relevant 2 days ago had Jesse not gotten sucked into Warcraft and totally forgot to post this :)

Jesse and Crendor return from Blizzcon and ramble on about it for too damn long. Also some weird news and things!

The spookiest November 1st podcast around! Jesse and Crendor eat a McRib and create the single greatest sandwich in the world.

Jesse and Crendor find common ground in hating 1 specific type of person. Jesse is then scolded for his choice of coffee and proceeds to confess his love for a mysterious shark. It's madness.

What starts out as a conversation about Pele quickly left turns off a cliff into a 25 minute discussion about music. Only on Cox n' Crendor.

In this episode, the boys discover the power of addiction on all it's fascinating levels. Also Jesse and Crendor help you decide what to do with your life and complain about Spain.

They boys are back and this time they address why you're all wrong about any P presidents being important to know, and somehow end up creating an all new character. Also we discuss how Matthew Mcconaughey is morphing into James Franco.

Have you ever wanted to start your own blues band? Do you enjoy Bavarian polka? Have a 17 hour erection? Then you'll love this episode!

Crendor takes the cookie butter challenge live on air, will it live up to the hype? Also Jesse calls Texas out on being too Texan, and Crendor finds another insanely stupid news article on Yahoo.

In this episode, the boys discover the wonder that is amazon reviews, Crendor "explains" the David Lynch movie Eraserhead, and the RETURN OF FLORIDA MAN!!!

Crendor analyzes Jesse's dreams and they learn about a friends fear of bananas. Also Crendor breaks out his funniest Ditka yet, and the boys learn about swingin' sexy christian body builders.

Who knew talking about a man jackin' it on a plane would lead to a completely NSFW episode :P Also the boys talk about the insane fight Jesse saw, RG3, and porn stars without make-up. All this and more on today's episode!

In this episode the boys discover a movie that may in fact be the one from the Ring. Also 3 boobs are put to the test! All this and more!

Crendor and Jesse have watched Divergent and Rage. Please to enjoy their retelling of these "fantastic" movies... oh and a woman is sold for an iphone.

It's a very special Cox n' Crendor! Crendor is in town and the boys talk about all the crazy LA things they saw in the span of 24 hours. Strangely it all revolves around food....

In this episode, Jesse receives a mysterious package in the mail, Crendor proves once again why you should stay in school, and a woman marries a dog. All this and more!!!!

In this episode, the boys offer helpful tips for Americans on how to stay out of trouble over seas. Also they get philosophical on the sexual nature of marriage AND CRENDOR JINGLES!!! http://www.patreon.com/coxncrendor

In this episode the boys promote their new patreon http://www.patreon.com/coxncrendor as well as learn why Crendor would rather stay in an Ikea than travel the world. Also, a girl crawls through a doggy door naked.

Cox n' Crendor are back! Now with more kid parties, sexualized potatoes, ridiculous hats, movie reviews (GODZILLA SPOILERS), and the return of FLORIDA MAAAAAAAN!!!!

Jesse returns from Peru and Crendor discusses the future of the podcast. It's all good news people.

Jesse and Crendor return for another episode that quickly goes off the rails before descending into a rant about Star Wars and Asian Tween Girls.

It's out super duper one year anniversary, thanksgiving, black friday mega 90% off super sale episode! Did you know Alaska was a state?! You will now! Also find out what crazy people do with goat heads!

We're back! From outer space! Turn that frown upside down and enjoy another "exciting" episode of non-content from Jesse and Crendor! Today the boys discuss Japan's sex problem, the return of Florida Man, and much much more!

We're back! The boys return with dreams of bigger things - like Australian musical instruments, wordly McDonalds food, and other randomness. You've asked for it, so now take a big ol' helping of Cox. ...and Crendor.

Sorry for the technical difficulties - but the episode is finally here! ...and it's a good one ;) After the news from Cleveland about the kidnapper, Jesse comes up with a solid theory to prevent all future crime - BLAME VIN DIESEL. Also Crendor lays out 5 questions you should ask on every date.

It's time for another Cox n Crendor! This time we head south of the border to talk about our love of Cinco de Mayo, or more importantly our complete lack of knowledge about it. Jesse solves a mystery and Crendor warns of impending biblical plagues. All this and more on Cox n' Crendor in the morning!

Welcome back to another enchanting episode of Cox n' Crendor! Today we delve deep into sorority life and find out what makes the fine ladies of delta nu or siggy saggy (that's one right?) tick. Also, the boys discover that picking up hookers is actually pretty easy and fame, isn't all it's cracked up to be.

The future is coming. And the boys discover most of is revolves around Jesse's attempts at getting a robot sex slave. Also, room 237 is discussed even more, since everyone loves a skiing Minotaur. And finally Crendor annoys Jesse with his damndable sound machine. Why? BECAUSE I BACKTRACED IT!

We're back! And we explain why the long absence! So leave our inboxes alone! In this episode Jesse discusses being a famous celebrity, and then being put in his place for even thinking it. Also they create an animated series about coins. Yep. Coins. WE'RE BACK BABY!!!

Have you ever had a song stuck in your head? Jesse has, except he doesn't quite know the lyrics so he made up his own. Also the guys go on a treasure hunt to find 1 million dollars and you can too! And it wrap it all up, we take a look at the world of calorie counting and how you're all doing it wrong.

So, Jesse and Crendor saw a movie. And they want to share it with you. And it might take up nearly the entire podcast. But trust us, it's totally worth it and not something stupid like a movie about a talking cat who helps an old crazy man and a retired pron star fall in love.

After a well deserved break, Jesse and Crendor return with stories of their time in LA. From the rich people mall, to watching bad movies, to....watching more bad movies.... ALSO, we learn the legend of Molasses Mike! Finally Jesse tries to teach the world a lesson about "being the cool kid", but Crendor craps all over it.

It's Monday! Time for another week of Cox n' Cendor! Say, have you ever had a crazy dream? Have you ever had a crazy dream..... ON WEEEEED?!? Also Crendor lets us know all those health tips you've learned over the years are totally wrong, and Florida man returns!

Have you ever wondered what kinds of names people from around the world are allowed to give their children? Have you ever said "I wonder what the worst name in America is?" No? Well, after today you will. Also Jesse and Crendor wax poetic about old age and discover their shared loved for Canadian super sport Curling.

You've heard of Guy Hero. You're witnessed the power of The Grey Storm. But now, we introduce a new hero! FLORIDA MAAAAAAN! With the power of twitter and stupidity! Jesse and Crendor follow Florida Man's wild antics from the Atlantic to the gulf of Mexico. Speaking of Mexico, Crendor finally gets Mexican coke! Also we give love advice, cause we're so good at it.

Happy Valentines Day! In honor of the special day, they start the podcast off by talking about Doritos.... don't ask. Then Jesse tries to see if Crendor and you the listener can tell the "differences" between RPGs and Florida. Then we wrap up with stories of people complaining about Valentines Day - because no one every seems to have a good one.

Helllooooo Monday! Cox n' Crendor are back from a short break to brighten your day and make all your sadness go away! ( Our lawyers advise us that this may not actually happen) Today Crendor discovers something called Squishables and falls in love with them. Jesse mocks him mercilessly. Also the boys talk about water for far too long and help YOU live longer so you can make up for time lost listening to this podcast.

ALOAP BE PRAISED! On this episode of Cox n' Crendor the guy discuss their old favorite from way back when "Mike Diamond" as well as update you on an important breaking news story, Then they proceed to offend everyone.

For the first time since their psychic powers became known to man, Jesse and Crendor return to the air waves to discuss why they are the greatest sports analysts since sport began. Also they discuss the AMAZING Puppy Bowl IX. But, the show isn't all American sporting events - we also talk about the amazing Cookie Monster robbery and why India is similar to Disney Land. Related Link: http://i.huffpost.com/gen/966580/thumbs/o-STOLEN-GOLD-COOKIE-RANSOM-NOTE-570.jpg?10

Today's show is a special one. You know, "special". Crendor manages to drive Jesse nuts with his talk about hippo candy, while at the same time creating an entire new character "Mc Rough". Then the boys talk about the future of football, and it's amazing. Also, what does your desk say about you? Besides the fact that you're lazy. All this and more! Related Link: http://www.trbimg.com/img-5106759e/turbine/sfl-ducttaping-gluing-20130125-001/384/384x240

In order to back into shape after an annoying bad break up left Jesse a mass of flap, Crendor offers Jesse some diet tips as he embarks on his journey of personal discover. They are all bad. Also, Jesus power! And Ghost Adventures: Minnesota!

This week Jesse and Crendor are on the prowl for some hot co-eds in need of a sugar daddy. We come as a set. Also hold on onto your butts, we're going back to Florida! That, and Jesse "reviews" Hansel & Gretel. All on this exciting Monday episode.

The gift that keeps on giving, gives us one more thing. And it's most likely herpes. Yes, of course we're talking about Florida. Also Crendor shows us all the beauty don'ts that make you go from geek to chic...or whatever the hell people think Cosmo does.

Do you like Animals? Do you enjoy Old Wives Tales? Does expensive cheese and and a warm fire sound inviting? Well then today's episode is for you! I'd explain more, but really there is no explanation that can justify it.

Tuesday is here once again, and in apparently Jesse lived through the weekend. Although Crendor may have had something to do with, since nothing else happened. Although they did watch more Storage Wars. Also Crendor analyzes why cute things make you want to cuddle them to death.

Today, we learn about Jesse's strange package, as well as things guys say to their girlfriends. Also Crendor tells you why Hockey is the best and why it's always colder in Russia. All this and a story about donkey porn, on this episode of Cox n' Crendor in the morning!

It's almost the weekend and Jesse and Crendor are back with some beauty tips for the ladies to help catch your crush's attention! But along the way they get lost with the help of their GPS and end up at another creepy Japanese "hotel". That and all the awful Chicago accents imaginable!!

Do you hate having fun? Do you like to sleep in the nude? Do you dream of being sexually assaulted by Oprah? WELL THEN THIS EPISODE IS FOR YOU! Sleep deprived Jesse and tired Crendor are back for a Wednesday spectacular.

So the weekends over, and I bet it went by so fast. Well today the boys tell you how to managed your time better! Also they create a legendary football team and shoot down the Death Star - with Bear hands and a Monster Truck.

Jesse and Crendor are once again thrown back into the world of bullying. This time it's even touchier than last time! We await your angry letters! Also they boys reenact "Breaking Bad" if it took place in Canada, start a war between North and South Dakota, as well as talk about why K-Mart is the King Kong of stores. Oh, and Brazilian hookers.

Do you find yourself constantly updating your facebook status? Well Jesse and Crendor explain why that is, and why you need help. Also Jesse finally reveals he is in fact 80 years old, and Crendor tells us which cities have the worst traffic. Spoiler: Jesse questions the science behind it.

It's Wednesday and in honor of a a horribly misspelled day, they spend far too long talking about Wendy's. Also RG4 returns and Crendor actually start writing his book. In other news, the guys discover foods they used to love no longer exist and worse, Jesse is trying to win an award :P http://shortyawards.com/jessecox

Today the boys learn what makes comedy funny, or at least try to figure out why everyone is laughing at them, not with them. Also Jesse ate some bad chowder and RG4 is back again to make Jesse laugh so hard he nearly dies. Oh, and news n' stuff.

It's that awful monday after a long string of holidays. Sure you've got to go back to work, but we're along for the ride today with more nonsense. Today the boys talk about their love for the mysterious 4th member of the Black Eyes Peas, why Americans think fat is fun, and of course Greg Jennings. Also we may have just come up with an amazing idea for a podcast. You know, besides this one. Video Link For Sports Section: http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/minneapolis-reporter-gets-tackled-live-shot-video-164811417--nfl.html

Guy Hero returns to lead us through a look into the mind of a mad man. Besides going into Crendor's brain, we talk about the friend zone and read an article that might help you get out of it. Love Books and Tombstone quotes a plenty!

In a world where corruption and evil rule. Where the criminals and police are one in the same. The country cries out for a hero - GUY HERO. Also they talk about Tarantino movies and girl power!

Do you like Jimmy Buffet? You won't after this show! Also Jesse and Crendor make English and then proceed to tell you how NOT to get sold into sex slavery! It's a new year, with the same non content.

Uranus moves into your love sector this week as Jesse and Crendor explore heavenly bodies and astrology for the new year... or... at least A year. Also the boys talk about what they did with their week off - spoiler: Jesse becomes a casual racist.

Turns out the end of the world didn't happen, so it's back to work today! Don't worry, one day the Robots will rise up against us - just give it time. Then you can finally tell your boss where to shove those TPS reports. Also Jesse analyzes Crendor's dream.

Today on the show, Jesse and Crendor discover the Mayan Robots one weakness - breast fondling. Also, do you know what a "fupa" is? We don't either, but we talk about it. And lots of rapping. LOTS OF IT.

It's Wednesday, only 2 more days til the end of the world! And what better excuse to get out of those awful holiday parties with family. Although, if the world doesn't end, we have some tips to help you deal with those nosy relatives who still want to know why you're single. ...and if you aren't single, get single quick, we need dates!

Attention unaware self obsessed morons! This show is for you! Also Jesse and Crendor delve far to greedily and far too deep into the world of the McRib. Once you hear 10 "facts" about it - you'll never want one again.... or in Crendor's case, go out to buy one right away.

On today's episode, Jesse and Crendor discuss the hobbit, Robot co-hosts, and of course a discerning look into the new Cosmo article about S&M. This one's for YOU, ladies.

Jesse n' Crendor are living the dream.... a dream controlled by Matrix Robots! Also, did you know there are bad gifts that you can give people for Christmas? Seriously!? Sometimes people don't like what you give them! Also the boys wax philosophic.

12/12/12 It's an important date. That's why we won't discuss it. Also we learn just enough about Crendor's past to understand his inability to pronounce simple words. Oh, and did someone say "science rules"?! Well...besides Bill Nye...

It's Tuesday, or as Crendor knows it: "The Day of the Twos". Also Jesse and Crendor learn what women look for in men, as well as how to beat a dead horse.

It's Monday, time for a whole new week of workin' for the man! While you may not like it, just make sure you don't act like the subject of our first story. Turns out people need to re-learn the golden rule. Also Jesse and Crendor pontificate the finer points of Maury.

Jesse's day goes from bad to delicious to worse to hilarious. Also Crendor and Jesse discover the history of "French" Fries, and how it's possible to release so many bad Resident Evil games.

Just when you though it was safe to move on from crazy Holiday traditions, we bring you the Yule Lads! It just keeps getting better and better! Also, are your children cheating in school? (yes) We discover the 8 signs of a cheating student and help parents so their jobs.

Straight from the Netherlands to your ears - it's holiday racism! ...or at least that's what my white guilt tells me it is. Join us for an awkward talk about strange European Holidays and then stick around to learn some tips on keeping that winter weight off.... and why we think they are bunk.

December is here! A time for Holiday cheer and festive delights! Also talk about heads popping off, stress stink, and the extremely boring love lives of people in the business world.

Friday is upon us! Brace yourself for the weekend! ...and 10 things you shouldn't say at work. Also we find out what the best countries to be born in next year will be. So if you're considering being born, this episode's for you!

Thursday is here, and the week's almost over! But not before we discuss a new study that says women judge men based on their levels of immunity! Oh, and BIGFOOT!

It's hump day! So of course we're talking about a naked guy in Florida. Also we discuss the benefits of drinking water! Spoiler: It keeps you alive!

It MUST be Tuesday, cause all the sudden things are going bonkers here in the studio. Turns out there was something wrong with the recording Crendor's volume was super loud. It's been fixed, but it's still out of wack. But that's out, we push on! With a news "article" for the ladies... apparently written by asshole men.

Back for another week of fun! Today Crendor and Jesse talk about their amazing weekend in traffic jams, create a new candle holder, and then discuss why science is wrong about everything.

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