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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

English, Comedy, 1 season, 195 episodes, 2 days, 11 hours, 33 minutes
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Every week comedian Chris Distefano will be dragging you into CHAOS! GET READY BABES!
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Casey Rocket Talks Kill Tony, Grimace and ROBO TRIPPIN' | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 191

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris Distefano and guest Casey Rocket talk life in Austin, Texas, and Chris's fascination with the original 13 colonies. They joke about Casey's past on Kill Tony, his reputation for drinking Robitussin, and his quirky personality. The conversation also veers into random stories about Grimace becoming an unofficial mascot for the New York Mets and Casey’s comedic journey. Throughout, the two exchange offbeat banter about sex, aging, and American history, keeping the episode both chaotic and hilarious. Support Our Sponsors Tecovas https://tecovas.com/CHRISSY Huel Try Huel with 15% OFF today using code CHAOS at https://my.huel.com/chaos Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/chaos Morgan and Morgan UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/22/202449 minutes, 33 seconds
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How OZEMPIC Saved My Life w/ Annie Lederman | Chris Distefao is Chrissy Chaos

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris Distefano and Annie Lederman dive into wild stories, from Tim Dillon's 6-block Rolls-Royce joyride to a period mishap that left Chris speechless. Annie reveals her experience with Ozempic, weight loss, and her transition into hypnosis therapy, while Chris opens up about parenting challenges with his daughter’s sassy remarks. The duo also gets into wild tangents about Scott Peterson conspiracies, TSA bomb bracelet nightmares, and even Amish elbow fetishes. Don’t miss this chaotic episode packed with laughs, real-life confessions, and outrageous stories! Jack Black https://GetJackBlack.com/CHAOS and use code CHAOS Prolon Go to https://ProlonLife.com/CHAOS for 15% off the 5-day nutrition program. KiWiCo Get up to 50% off your first crate at https://kiwico.com with promo code CHAOS GameTime Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/15/20241 hour, 19 minutes, 12 seconds
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Adam Ray's REAL Name?? | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep.

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedyshow This one starts with Chris trying (and failing) to guess Adam's hometown and real last name, leading to some misunderstandings. Adam shares a wild behind-the-scenes story from his time on set with Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling and from Pam & Tommy, while Chrissy talks about his struggles with anxiety and the unexpected joys of parenting. Plus, they dive into Hollywood conspiracies, Chris’s unforgettable teacher crush, and some Dr. Phil quick hits. Smalls For 50% off your first order, head to https://Smalls.com/CHAOS and use code CHAOS. Morgan and Morgan https://ForThePeople.com/chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Mint Mobile Cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at https://MINTMOBILE.com/CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/8/20241 hour, 13 minutes, 40 seconds
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Why Eric Adams is Under Investigation (And Chrissy Has Some Theories) w/ Hannah Berner

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Join Chris Distefano and Hannah Berner for a hilarious ride through comedy, parenting, and the wild world of New York City! In this episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chris and Hannah react to Mayor Eric Adams' strange parenting video, share personal stories about raising kids, and laugh about unexpected discoveries (including some awkward travel finds!). Don't miss their candid takes on balancing comedy careers, haunted houses, and New York nostalgia—all wrapped up in their signature chaotic humor. Tune in for laughter, insights, and plenty of NYC flavor! Support Our Sponsors Huel Try Huel with 15% OFF today using code CHAOS at https://my.huel.com/chrissychaossept24. Fuel your best performance with Huel today!'' Tecovas https://tecovas.com/CHRISSY Prize Picks Download the PrizePicks app today and use code CHAOS KiWiCo Get 50% off your first month on ANY crate line at https://kiwico.com with promo code CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/30/20241 hour, 58 minutes, 9 seconds
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Chris Is Cooking His MEAT In His Sauna?! ft. Gianni Paolo | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaps

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedyshow Chris is back with another wild episode, but this time he’s joined by the hilarious and charismatic actor Gianni Paolo, star of Power and its sequel. Together, they dive into insane stories, navigating the world of TV fame, and some unforgettable viral "To Catch a Predator" moments. They also get into the buzz surrounding the current election cycle and talk about dealing with woke culture. It’s an episode packed with laughs, candid moments, and a peek behind the curtain of Hollywood fame. Support Our Sponsors Jack Black https://GetJackBlack.com/CHAOS and use code CHAOS Morgan and Morgan https://ForThePeople.com/chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. KiWiCo Get 50% off your first month on ANY crate line at https://kiwico.com with promo code CHAOS. Mint Mobile Cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at https://MINTMOBILE.com/CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/23/20241 hour, 22 minutes, 56 seconds
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Getting Your Car WRECKED & House DESTROYED By a Tree IN ONE WEEK | Chris Distefano | Ep. 186

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon cover everything from Mike’s disastrous week around his son being born, to awkward parenting moments and a principal's lap dance disaster. They also swap wild roommate horror stories, high school memories and dive into the circumcision debate. Support Our Sponsors Naked Wines https://NakedWines.com/CHAOS GameTime Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. Prolon Go to https://ProlonLife.com/CHAOS for 15% off the 5-day nutrition program. Ethos Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $2 million in coverage in just 10 minutes at https://ethoslife.com/CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/16/20241 hour, 10 minutes, 32 seconds
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Pitbull, Birthday Disaster, Broken Toes and Family Chaos! | Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 185

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris dives deep into everything from broken bones to crack TikTok stars and unexpected birthday surprises. With no guest, it's just Chrissy, his hilarious rants, and some surprising family moments. Hear about his 40th birthday trip to Baltimore (yes, really), Vito’s broken foot, and why Jasmine is ready to defend her family at all costs. Plus, Chrissy spills on their wild mushroom adventures and why Pitbull concerts are goated. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise Meet at the Apple podcast on Apple/Spottily wherever you get your pods. 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/9/20241 hour, 22 minutes, 57 seconds
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What Really Happens When Things Get Awkward w/ Colin Farrell On Set? | Chris Distefano Chrissy Chaos

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris dives int some wild stories, like his buddy's dramatic weight loss journey (no Ozempic involved) and a night out in LA that could end in an ambulance ride. He even shares a hysterical behind-the-scenes moment with Colin Farrell that you have to hear to believe. This episode is packed with wild Chrismoments, awkward confessions, and stuff we can’t even clip. Support Our Sponsors Ethos Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $2 million in coverage in just 10 minutes at https://ethoslife.com/CHAOS. KiwiCo Get 50% off your first month on ANY crate line at https://kiwico.com with promo code CHAOS. Mint Mobile Cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at https://MINTMOBILE.com/CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/2/202459 minutes, 48 seconds
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Which Comedian Has The Best Chance at Riding a Bull?! w/ PBR's Matt West | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

In this electrifying episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chris Distefano dives into the wild world of professional bull riding with the legendary voice of PBR, Matt West. Get ready for stories that will leave you stunned, from death-defying rides to cowboy manners that make any New Yorker rethink chivalry. Matt shares the gritty realities of bull riding, the adrenaline-pumping moments, and the fearless mindset of the riders. Whether you're into high-octane sports, comedy, or just a good old-fashioned chaos, this episode is packed with laughs, insights, and some unexpected life lessons. Tune in to see if Chris could survive a ride or if he'd end up in the dirt! Support Our Sponsors True Classic Upgrade your wardrobe and save on True Classic at https://trueclassictees.com/CHAOS Marley Spoon For up to 25 free meals, head to https://MarleySpoon.com/OFFER/CHAOS and use code CHAOS. Morgan and Morgan https://ForThePeople.com/chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Naked Wines https://NakedWines.com/CHAOS #chrisdistefano #podcast #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/26/20241 hour, 3 minutes, 2 seconds
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Is Elizabeth Pipko Going To Help Donlald Trump Save America?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 183

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Support Our Sponsors Wonderful Pistachio Visit WonderfulPistachios.com to learn more Pestie https://Pestie.com/CHAOS and use code CHAOS Better Help Visit https://BetterHelp.com/chaos today to get 10% off your first month. https://Pestie.com/CHAOS and use code CHAOS Bilt https://joinbilt.com/CHAOS TIMESTAMPS 00:00 INTRO 04:20 Most Influential Jews 8:45 Trumps Tweets About Pipko! 11:50 Michael Jordan’s Son Loves Skiing 22:30 Pipko the Pro Skater 34:40 Elizabeth’s Dad was at the Trump Rally!! 47:00 Navigating Politics Broh 54:54 Kamala Catching Up? 1:05:22 VOICEMAILS UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/19/20241 hour, 10 minutes, 55 seconds
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Will There Be a Sopranos Reboot?! & Kicking Xanax w/ Robert Iler | Chris Distefano | Ep 182

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy Wonderful Pistachios Visit WonderfulPistachios.com to learn more Prize Picks “Download the app today and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!” Ethos Get term life insurance through Ethos today to help protect your family’s finances. Get up to $2 million in coverage in just 10 minutes at https://ethoslife.com/CHAOS. Thanks to Ethos for sponsoring us! Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.com/chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://www.Twitter.com/VitoFCalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/12/20241 hour, 27 minutes, 26 seconds
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How To Steal From McDonalds?! w/ Kareem Rahma (Subway Takes) | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Support Our Sponsors!! KiWiCo Get 50% off your first month on ANY crate line at https://www.kiwico.com with promo code CHAOS. Wonderful Pistachios Visit https://www.WonderfulPistachios.com to learn more GameTime Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase. Magic Mind They have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaos TIMESTAMPS 00:00 INTRO 09:44 Weird Shaped Babies 16:00 McDonalds Criminal Empire 21:00 A Diverse Mafia! 24:30 Who TF Made the Pyramids 36:40 Foreign Subway Takes 43:00 Chrissy’s Father in Law 58:58 Dave Portnoy Calls Chris Gay 1:13:10 Kareem’s Rug Friend 1:23:10 INCEST Voicemail?? UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/5/20241 hour, 32 minutes, 28 seconds
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Why Should You NEVER Go To Roc Center At Christmas w/ a Retired Cop

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Naked Wines To get 6 bottles of wine for $39.99 and join the Naked Wines community, head to NakedWines.com/chaos. Pestie For 10% off your order, head to Pestie.com/CHAOS and use code CHAOS. Bilt Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to JoinBilt.Com/Chaos Marley Spoon For up to 25 free meals, head to MarleySpoon.com/OFFER/CHAOS and use code CHAOS. Wonderful Pistachios Visit WonderfulPistachios.com to learn more UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/29/20241 hour, 29 minutes, 24 seconds
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7/22/20241 hour, 13 minutes, 12 seconds
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Doses Jaz Even CARE About Chris Anymore?!?!

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris and Mike meet back up to talk about Chris' recent trip to Colonal Williamsburg, Jaz joins the show to talk about how she truly does not care what Chris does at this point and more. KiWiCo Get 20% off on your Summer Adventure Series at kiwico.com/summerchaos. Prolon Right now, Prolon is offering Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos listeners FIFTEEN PERCENT off their 5-day nutrition program. Prize Picks Download the PrizePicks app today and use code CHAOS for a first deposit match up to $100! Morgan & Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to For The People dot com slash [chaos] or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/15/20241 hour, 5 minutes, 55 seconds
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Does Sam Morril Want To Start a Family?! | Chris Distefano Chrissy Chaos |ft. Gary Vider | Ep.178

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chrissy Chaos is on the road this week, recorded in the green room at Cesars in Atlantic City before Sam Morril and Chris Disefano headlined, they sat in a green room drinking some "Bodega Cat" whiskey talking about Lebron, the Knicks, Sam starting a family at some point, Chris bringing his entire family to AC and more! Gary Vider and James Mattern also stop by the show for a little. Magic Mind They have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaos Bilt Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to https://www.joinbilt.com/CHAOS. Better Help Chrissy Chaos is sponsored by BetterHelp Visit https://www.BetterHelp.com/chaos today to get 10% off your first month. Wonderful Pistachios Visit https://www.WonderfulPistachios.com to learn more TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 09:20 Kevin Spacey and Jon Bernthal 19:57 Gary V 28:53 Jasmine’s Ex is doing what?? 41:28 Talkin AIDs! 50:11 JJ Reddick and Lebron UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/8/20241 hour, 2 minutes, 11 seconds
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Wait Until Chris' Panties Drop w/ Dan St. Germaine | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 176

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 03:35 Subway Eat Fresh 10:15 The Amish 15:28 Julian Assange 18:10 Pammy Anderson 22:00 Stanley Cup 42:27 VOICEMAIL 45:38 Most Ripped Comedian? 52:25 THE PANTIES… 56:48 Chazz Palmenteiri 1:13:48 How Our Parents Act 1:19:35 Jasmine Cameo Prolon Right now, Prolon is offering Chrissy Chaos listeners FIFTEEN PERCENT off their 5-day nutrition program. https://www.ProlonLife.Com/Chaos Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to https://www.ForThePeople.Com/Chaos] or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Rocket Money Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.Com/Chaos Nutrafol Take the first step towards achieving your hair growth goals. For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.Com/Men and enter the promo code CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/1/20241 hour, 27 minutes, 20 seconds
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Ms. Pat Meets Jaz' Dad | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 175

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Ms. Pat coms to Chris' hosue in queens fully entering the chaos. She meets Jaz' dad, learns about Wiki Feet, helps decide which race has the best babies and more! Nutrafol For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.Com/Men and enter the promo code CHAOS BlueChew And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOS to receive your first month FREE. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast.' GameTime Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase. Prolon Right now, Prolon is offering Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos listeners FIFTEEN PERCENT off their 5-day nutrition program. Go to Prolon Life dot com slash CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/24/20241 hour, 11 minutes, 41 seconds
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Did Chris Get ASSAULTED In a SAUNA?! w/ Brooklyn Nems | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 174

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Gorilla Nems joins the Chaos this week as we catch up with Mike Cannon who just had a near-death experience! Watch Chris and Nems bond over their shared love-hate relationship with NYC and stick around for an absolutely insane story about Chris's would-be diddler. Prize Picks Download the app today and use code CHAOS for a first deposit match up to $100! Ethos Life Get term life insurance through Ethos today to help protect your family’s finances. Get up to $2 million in coverage in just 10 minutes at https://ethoslife.com/CHAOS. Thanks to Ethos for sponsoring us! Better Help This show is sponsored by BetterHelp, give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/ chaos and get on your way to being your best self.” Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to https://ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Sponsor Chrissy Chaos: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/chaos TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 06:47 Mike’s Insane Car Accident 12:59 Chrissy the Ally in Europe 26:03 Dying Your Beard Broh 32:41 VOICEMAIL 42:15 Nems is Outside 46:10 Producer John’s Car Accident 53:18 Chris Almost Gets Assaulted in a Sauna 1:07:10 Fuck Locksmiths UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/17/20241 hour, 15 minutes, 55 seconds
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Is Jimmy Kimmel Looking Forward To The Election Cycle?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 173

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 06:35 Kimmel’s Go-To Pizza 12:45 Chrissy the German 16:35 Tits on a Man 20:49 Doing Drugs Broh 31:10 Late Night vs Radio 39:45 All About the Mets 43:00 VOICEMAILS! 44:50 Election Year Baby 54:38 Left Handed Brohs 57:40 Jimmy Jerkin It! 1:07:10 Kimmel Advice Jimmy Kimmel and Chris talks about what it's like to host a late night show, Jimmy's love of David Letterman, the election cycle's effect on late night and what the best way to slam the ham is! BIG THANK YOU TO  @ComedyStorevadaima COMEDY STORE STUDIOS FOR HANDLING CAMERA'S FOR US!! Support Our Sponsors Rocket Money Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://www.RocketMoney.Com/CHAOS. Blue Chew And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOS to receive your first month FREE. Visit https://www.BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast. Magic Mind They have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaos Nutrafol That’s https://Nutrafol.com, promo code CHAOS. Sponsor Chrissy Chaos: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/chaos UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/10/20241 hour, 10 minutes, 23 seconds
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Why Did Jaz Walk Out on Chris?! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 172

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 03:40 Jaz is Here!! 06:29 Jaz WALKS OFF 09:45 Distefano Family Cruise 17:53 The King of Queens 27:30 Weak and Gay 31:50 Kumail Nanjiani 35:59 Ahuasca 47:45 Chrissy Good Father 56:10 Talkin Recent Guests 1:11:30 Chris Turns Down a Gig 1:28:24 JASMIN RETURNS 1:32:45 Jaz Talks Therapy 1:38:14 Distefano Family Cruise 2 1:50:14 Jaz Diagnoses Chris Support Our Sponsors Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. For more information go to https://ForThePeople.Com/Chaos Better Help This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/chaos and get on your way to being your best self. KiWiCo Get 50% off your first month on ANY crate line at https://KiWiCo.com with promo code CHAOS. Magic Mind They have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaos UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/3/20241 hour, 57 minutes, 2 seconds
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Kat Timpf Tells Chris What Jan. 6 Was REALLY About! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 171

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy #ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy #Podcasting #Funny #standupcomedy #ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy TIMESTAMPS 00:00 Intro 3:34 Having Babies 8:08 Palestine and Israel Broh 12:48 Drafting the American Civil War 20:34 FOX NEWS 24:15 Kat’s Poop Bag 29:51 JANUARY 6th BROH 37:08 Boeing Whistleblowers 50:51 Nas 54:45 Kat’s Boobs 58:49 VOICEMAILS Support Our Sponsors!!! Better Help https://BetterHelp.Com/Chaos today to get 10% off your first month. Ethos Get term life insurance through Ethos today to help protect your family’s finances. Get up to $2 million in coverage in just 10 minutes at https://ethoslife.com/CHAOS. Thanks to Ethos for sponsoring us! Blue Chew We’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s https://BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOS Rocket Money Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to https://RocketMoney.com/CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic DesignerInstagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/28/20241 hour, 4 minutes, 49 seconds
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Why Do Hasan Piker and Chris Have 9/11 In Common? | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 270

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Better Help This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. BetterHelp.Com/chaos today to get 10% off your first month. Blue Chew And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOS Twillory Right now, Twillory is offering my listeners $18 off! Just go to Twillory.com and use my code CHAOS18 to save on $18 off a minimum $139 order today! UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 John Grady Producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/20/20241 hour, 58 minutes, 1 second
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Jeff Wittek Teaches Chris How To Survive in Jail | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 168

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy TIMESTAMPS 00:00 INTRO 5:22 Chrissy Courtside 11:21 Jalen Brunson Beef Update 30:32 Podcast Cringe / TRASHING Comics 34:08 Bobby Lee / Impaulsive 39:39 Jeff’s New Lady 47:29 What Happened to Jeff’s Eye… 52:58 Chris’s Top 5 Comics GameTime App Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase. Magic Mind They have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout Twillory Right now, Twillory is offering my listeners $18 off! Just go to Twillory.com and use my code [CHAOS18] to save on $18 off a minimum $139 order today! Door Dash Order now and get everything you need for Mother’s Day on DoorDash. Use code CHAOS to get 50% off your next order, up to $15 when you spend $15+ on your next flower, convenience, grocery, or retail order now on DoorDash. That's (promo code). Order using DoorDash today. Terms apply. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/13/202457 minutes, 48 seconds
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Did Chris BOMB On Rogan?!?! PLUS Drake vs Kendrick, College Campuses for Palestine and MORE | Ep 167

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about Chris' appearance on Joe Rogan, Chris' anxieties, the current protests across all college campuses and then two middle aged white men try to navigate the current rap beef between Kendrick Lamar and Drake! Support Our Sponsors! Better Help This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ chaos and get on your way to being your best self. Door Dash Get all your Mother’s Day gifts, all in one place and (TO BE READ VERBATIM BY HOST) get 50% off your next order, up to $15 when you spend $15+ on your next flower, convenience, grocery, or retail order now with code CHAOS. Done With Debt DONE WITH DEBT analyses all the debt options you qualify for. They know how to reduce bills. They know how to cut interest rates. Their skilled staff of negotiators know how to get debt out of your life permanently -- without bankruptcy and without a loan. DoneWithDebt.Com Moran and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic Designer Instagram - gradydesign Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/6/20241 hour, 10 minutes, 27 seconds
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Can Chris Distefano SAVE HIS CAREER?!? w/ Susan Inouye| Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep 167

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris feels like his career is flatlining so Susan Inouye is going to try and talk him through it. Can the Chaos be SAVED?!?! Or ... is Chris just being Chris and getting in his head and wasting Susan's time? TIMESTAMPS 00:00 INTRO 01:46 Susan has 800 kids?? 03:06 Chris’s First Impression 05:10 Rice Kings 12:50 Chris is Gay 24:20 Catholic Guilt Broh 38:23 Unsavable People 51:20 Phones are Bad for You 55:46 Susan’s Problems 1:04:04 Voicemail! Support Our Sponsors Door Dash 50% off your next order, up to $15 when you spend $15+ on your next flower, convenience, grocery, or retail order now on DoorDash. BlueChew And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. Done With Debt DONE WITH DEBT analyses all the debt options you qualify for. They know how to reduce bills. They know how to cut interest rates. Their skilled staff of negotiators know how to get debt out of your life permanently -- without bankruptcy and without a loan. DoneWithDebit.Com KiWiCo Get 20% off on your Summer Adventure Series at kiwico.com/summerchaos. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/29/20241 hour, 23 minutes, 17 seconds
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Sexologist TEACHES Chris and Mike Where Everything Goes | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon \ Ep 166

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Sexologist Chantelle Otten joins the Chaos to give Chris and Mike sex-education that New York schools never gave them. Support Our Sponsors Prize Picks “Download the app today and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!” Twillory Twillory.com and use my code [CHAOS18] to save on $18 off a minimum $139 order today! Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to For ForThePeople.Com/Chaos Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Blue Chew Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOS TIMESTAMPS 00:00 INTRO/Viagra General Sex Talk 8:28 Is Porn Good? 15:10 Polygamy ! 25:41 Helpless Relationships 30:19 Polyamory is Dope 34:50 NYC Livin 44:30 Mateo Lane and Dirty Butts 47:52 Being Fat and Gettin Fit 51:28 Talkin Construction Broh 54:44 Thick Vito 1:05:55 Wild Public Transit Broh UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/22/20241 hour, 10 minutes, 24 seconds
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Will Chris Survive Dubai?? | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Ep 165

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon talk about the eclipse, swimmer butts, Chris' upcoming trip to Dubai, and way more. Check it out TIMESTAMPS 00:00 INTRO 10:41 Mike’s Taping 13:41 Big Booty Diver 20:07 Chrissy Can’t Sleeps 26:02 Gays Ventura 31:57 Da New York Knicks 34:09 The Eclipse Broh 42:38 Benson Boone 48:17 Chrissy Lease Swap 50:10 Voicemail 56:32 The BRONX ZOO OWNER? 1:03:54 Mean Comments Support Our Sponsors Magic Mind 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaos KiWiCo That’s 50% off your first month at K-I-W-I-C-O dot com, promo code CHAOS. Better Help This show is brought to you by Better Help Visit BetterHelp dot com slash chaos today to get 10% off your first month. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafi 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/15/20241 hour, 9 minutes, 1 second
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Podcasting During Earthquakes and Figuring Out Conjoined Twin Dynamic | Chris Distefano |Episode 164

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy 00:00 INTRO06:56 Yung Chrissy16:03 THE NYC EARTHQUAKE20:23 Not So Fat Amy33:17 Da Knicks35:37 POW43:04 Voicemails Brah53:43 Puerto Ricans in Pools55:30 Conjoined Twins??1:05:39 Chrissy Connected1:09:50 Something Special1:14:40 Chris Hates Pods1:19:02 Chris in his Feels tho1:20:40 Producer John Cleans Windows1:28:14 Crazy Chris Kids Story Magic Mind They have a limited offer you can use now, that gets you up to 48% off your first subscription or 20% off one time purchases with code CHAOS at checkout You can claim it at: https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaos Ship Station Go to shipstation.com and use code CHAOS to sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. Morgan and Morgan For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos ordial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Gametime App Download the Gametime app, create an account, anduse code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/8/20241 hour, 33 minutes, 7 seconds
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It's a Very Eddy Birthday Episode, J-Lo, P-Diddler & Kate Middleton | Chris Distefano | Ep 163

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris and Mike celebrate Mike's birthday, discuss J Lo, Kate Middleton, P Diddy and more! 00:00 INTRO 03:39 Low T 09:35 Mike’s Birthday! 19:32 Da Knicks 25:11 Baltimore Bridge Collapse 32:13 Nuts, Balls, and Wood 39:10 Kate Middleton :( 43:55 P-Diddler 47:10 Chris the Junkie 49:20 J-Lo is Fake 59:48 Gen Z Be Like 1:04:00 Mike Fan Tattoo?? 1:10:01 POW 1:15:26 Voicemails 1:17:40 Chrissy Physical Therapissed KiWiCo 50% off your first month at K-I-W-I-C-O dot com, promo code CHAOS. Genucel Order right now at genucel.com/CHAOS, genucel.com/CHAOS ForThePeople For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dialPound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/1/20241 hour, 26 minutes, 33 seconds
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Chrissy Can't Stop Taking Edibles and Creatine | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Ep 162

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chrissy started taking edibles a few weeks ago and the kid just cannot stop now, especially when he's all rattled up about home life like this week he yelled at his daughter. What else do we get into this week? The Quiet on Set doc, Mike's upcoming birthday, Chris' addition to creatine, their dad's genitalia and MEAN COMMENTS makes a return!!! 00:30 - Intro 07:12 - Chicken Parm 11:28 - Yellin’ at Kids 19:27 - Creatine 23:07 - Talkin Comedy Cuz 26:57 - Relationships Yo 31:00 - Live Reads 36:34 - Mike's Birthday Surprise 39:17 - Our Dad’s Dicks! 45:17 - DRAKE BELL 56:05 - Live Read 2 1:00:00 - Chris is Dying 1:02:41 - Neil Young VS Joe Rogan 1:07:49 - HIV Baby 1:14:56 - Boeing Scandal 1:17:52 - MEAN Comments Support our Sponsors Prize Picks Download the app today and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100! Morgan & Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Law or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Better Help This show is brought to you by Better Help Visit BetterHelp/chaos today to get 10% off your first month. Joy Mode Go to usejoymode.com and get 20% off with code CHAOS at checkout. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/25/20241 hour, 25 minutes, 1 second
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Rosebud Baker Auditions Chris for Season 50 SNL HOST!! | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon | Ep 161

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Rosebud Baker is the first guest of the Slam Magazine era! On this episode the group talks living in NYC, Trump v Biden. Andrew Tate, Kate Middleton and so much you can either go look at the time stamps or just be an adult and listen to the thing. 00:00 - Intro 04:15 - Saturday Night Live! 10:59 - Ghostbusters Premier 16:00 - Living in NYC 18:30 - Making Babies 22:42 - Primal Humans 30:23 - Andrew Tate and Gettin Jacked 35:49 - Producer John Update 38:12 45:51 - Not Cocaine 48:30 - City Slickers 57:03 - Trump Vs Biden Round 2 1:09:33 - Iron Lung Guy Dead 1:16:02 - KATE MIDDLETON (POW) 1:22:42 - LIVE LISTENER CALL!!! 1:35:10 - Mike Cannon Baby Names 1:43:17 - Dead Petz 1:52:35 - Puerto Ricans Be Like 1:56:27 - Anotha Voicemail Yo 2:04:35 - Chrissy Socials Support Our Sponsors Joymode Go to usejoymode.com and get 20% off with code CHAOS at checkout. Manscaped Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code CHAOS at Manscaped.com. PrizePicks Go to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!” UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/18/20242 hours, 12 minutes, 57 seconds
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Chris and Eddy Show Vol. 5 | Jake Paul v Mike Tyson, Matt Rife v Satire, Mike's Baby Names | Ep. 160

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon are SHMACKED off edibles and fresh off a night out for Chris' surprise end of tour party and special taping Sunday night! No mean comments this week as we are looking for baby names for Mike (there's still time to leave one!), the guys talk about drugs, Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson, Alex Jones, Ryan Garcia and so mich more!! Support Our Sponsors ShipStation Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/chaos KiWiCo 50% off your first month at KiWiCo.Com, promo code CHAOS. Morgan and Morgan For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. RocketMoney RocketMoney.Com/Chaos 00:00 - Chris’ Surprise Party 15:30 - Should the boys hop on a Cycle? 18:38 - Being in work mode 20:00 - What is a dirty pierre 23:00 - Mike’s sobriety 24:00 - Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson 26:00 - Chrissy Picnics 30:00 - Chris’ Tribute Video 33:00 - Calling Steve Ciccone Ricaroni 44:00 - Back to Mike Tyson and Jake Paul 9:00 - Mike’s DMT Trip 42:00 - Father John’s Updates from Ecuador 1:03:00 - Guy claim Matt Rife sucked his way to fame 1:07:00 - Mike Cannon Baby Names 1:19:08 - Parent of the Week: Ryan Garcia 1:26:30 - Alex Jones at Bohemian Grove 1:28:30 - Chris doesn’t know wtf is happening 1:31:30 - Fan Voicemail UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Podcast - Meet at the Apple, Official Podcast of the Mets, available on Apple, Spotify as well as all major pod providers and the Mets YouTube page! 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/11/20241 hour, 40 minutes, 1 second
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Is P Diddy Going to Jail For Life, Justice for Meek, & Wonka Experience | Ep 159 | Chris Distefano

Chris and Mike discuss the P Diddy allegations and charges, the Wonka Experience nightmare, Mike Cannon gives a pretty wild life update, and the boys answer your calls and read your comments! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Better Help Chrissy Chaos is Brought To You By Better Help Visit BetterHelp dot com slash chaos today to get 10% off your first month Genucel Order right now at genucel.com/CHAOS, genucel.com/CHAOS Free shipping on all orders! Prize Picks “Download the app today and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!” 00:00 Intro 05:14 Chris the Bad Christian 09:50 Crippling Special Pressure 11:50 P-DIDDY SCANDAL 21:43 Glass Half Full Sucks 30:36 Antonio Brown is Hilarious 31:47 LIVE READS 35:49 - CONTINUES (Add 4 Minutes to Your Stamps After 31:47) 35:52 Chrissy Puerto Rico ft. JAKE PAUL 42:44 Wonka Disaster 46:55 Mike’s Random Jobs 49:00 Parent of the Week 53:57 Voicemails 1:02:12 Mean Comments #chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/4/20241 hour, 13 minutes, 52 seconds
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Shane Gillis Hosting SNL, Radio City with Matt Rife and Mean Comments! | Chrissy Chaos |Ep. 158

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Support Our Sponsors Morgan and Morgan For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos o dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. KiWiCo That’s 50% off your first month at K-I-W-I-C-O dot com, promo code CHAOS Field of Greens FieldofGreens.com/CHAOS. That’s promo code CHAOS at Field of Greens dot com. Rocket Money That’s RocketMoney.Com/CHAOS. RocketMoney.Com/CHAOS Chaos Logs 00:00 - The boys are tired 02:00 - Who the hell is Riain? 05:00 - Shane Gillis hosting SNL this weekend!!! 07:35 - Appearing at Matt Rife’s Radio City show 09:20 - Od Shane Gillis clips resurfacing 15:00 - Mike and Ari Shaffir 16:00 - Museums 17:30 - Chris goes to the Balloon Museum 19:00 - Chris destroys his families trip to Disney 22:30 - Jasmine is mat at Chris 32:03 - King Charles has cancer 33:30 - Tampa Tony looks GREAT 35:53 - Tucker Carlson and Putin 39:21 - Roach Apartment 1:02:30 - Mean Comments UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/19/20241 hour, 7 minutes, 45 seconds
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John Leguazamo Rides The Subway, Is Jihadi John a Dad?, Mean Comments! | Chrissy Chaos | Ep 156

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon read mean comments, answer your phone calls, discuss the parent of the week and get an update from Jihadi John and his pregnant latina. Support Our Sponsors Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Genucel Order right now at genucel.com/CHAOS, genucel.com/CHAOS Free shipping on all orders! ShipStation Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/chaos. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Better Help This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/chaos and get on your way to being your best self. 00:00 - Intro / John Leguizamo 03:49 - Chrissy Politics 09:50 - Fake Empathy 11:09 - Old Drunk Mike 13:50 - New Gay Chris 23:19 - Where is Producer John? 28:47 - Chaos Hotline Voicemail 40:30 - Crappy Parents 44:40 - Memories that Haunt Us 53:55 - Parent of the Week 1:01 - Mean Comments UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/12/20241 hour, 8 minutes, 54 seconds
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Richard Jefferson Says The Knicks Are CLOSE To A Championship | Chris Distefano Mike Cannon| Ep. 156

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy NBA Champion Richard Jefferson joins the show to talk with Chris about his career, who is the goat between Kobe Bryant, Michael Jordan and Lebron James, what it's like juggling family life and the grind of an NBA schedule, trash talking, and they listen to one of your phone calls! Support Our Sponsors!!! Field of Greens Visit FieldofGreens.Com and use promo code CHAOS Nutrafol That’s Nutrafol.com slash men, promo code CHAOS. HelloFresh Go to HelloFresh.Com/ChrissyFree and use code chrissyfree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active. KiWiCo Get 50% off your first month on ANY crate line at kiwico.com with promo code CHAOS. 00:00 - Richard Jefferson, PAC 10 Hall of Famer and NEW JERSEY Net 01:45 - What Are The Meadowlands? 3:45 - Being a pro athlete in the social media era 7:45 - How Playoff money works 10:15 - Staying in the NBA 12:45 - Missing your kids on the road 13:55 - Vito’s baby teeth 15:00 - Rushing home to see your kids 17:10 - RJ’s feet 18:45 - Wh is the GOAT? 24:17 - Winning a championship in Cleveland 26:15 - The Knicks are a Piece away from a championship contender 30:00 - NBA Players don’t care what you think 32:15 - Group chat are dangerous 38:55 - RJ’s tattoo 50:05 - Keith Van Horn 45:00 - Voicemail 51:15 - John’s Baby Update 53:15 - Trash talk in the NBA 58:15 - Getting screamed at by Lebron James UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/5/20241 hour, 1 minute, 52 seconds
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John's Baby Shower, Mean YouTube Comments and Parent of the Week | Chris Distefano & Mike Cannon | Ep. 155

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy On an especially wild episode of Chrissy Chaos the boys find out their young producer John could be expecting, Chris and Mike read mean YouTube comments about themselves, answer your voicemails and go over the parent of the week! 00:00 - Chris and Mike’s Dates 01:45 - Staying in shape 06:45 - Mike’s new workout plan 11:45 - Jihadi John’s girlfriend doesn’t speak english 20:45 - John’s girlfriend is late 28:51 - Mean YouTube Comments 48:09 - The Italian Woman calls 52:10 - You ever have a dream kid 53:30 - Parent of the Week 57:50 - Voicemail Support Our Sponsors Genucel Go to genucel.com/CHAOS and use promo code Chaos for extra savings! KiWiCo Go to kiwico.com/CHAOS and use promo code Chaos to get get 50% off your first month on ANY crate line Morgan and Morgan Go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or Dial #LAW (or #529) Rocket Money Go to RocketMoney.Com/Chaos UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/29/20241 hour, 5 minutes, 1 second
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Orthodox Tunnels, High Mortgages & Baby Daddys | Chris Distefano & Mike Cannon Chrissy Chas | Ep 154

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris and Mike are wearing timbs and talking trash on everything from miscarriages, dudes getting 5 girls pregnant at the same time, how to be a good parent, Alec Baldwin, Sean Strickland and the tunnels living below the streets of Brooklyn! Support Our Sponsors BetterHelp This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp Visit BetterHelp.Com/Chaos today to get 10% off your first month. JoyMode Go to UseJoyMode.com/Chaos and get 20% off with code at checkout. 00:00 - Dates 01:46 -Wearing Timbs, Is The Achilles Gay? 08:16 - Feeling Bad About Yourself 12:30 - Aunt Mickey 15:00 - Sitting and Talking To your kids 19:00 - Miscarriages 24:13  - Guy gets 5 women pregnant at same time 30:00 - There’s always People in Worse Situations 34:30 - Alec Baldwin’s Summer House 36:55 - It’s All Hyperbole Folks 38:10 - Mortgage Rates, Renting vs Buying 47:18 - Parent of the Week 56:20 - Vito’s Baby Teeth 59:00 - The Jewish Tunnels in Brooklyn 1:01:00 - Kevin Spacey thinks House of Cards is real 1:04:00 - The ebbs and flows of life 1:06:00 - Sean Strickland vs reporter UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise More Chris D Comedy Website:  https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/22/20241 hour, 17 minutes, 32 seconds
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Reddit Prison Planet, Miami Aliens? & We Get Up In Ya Gutz | Chris Distefano Chrissy Chaos | Ep 153

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy The two fine gentlemen that are Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon got together and really want to help fix your guts people! Chris shares a story about subway poop horrors AND a possibly even MORE terrifying story of a wet fart. The duo also contemplate reality when discussing the Reddit prison planet, how to get into heaven, self sabotage and more! Support Our Sponsors! Nutrafol Nutrafol.com/Men, promo code CHAOS. Ship Station Use promo code CHAOS today at shipstation.com to sign up for your FREE 30-day trial. Morgan and Morgan For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Genucel Go to genucel.com/CHAOS and enter CHAOS at checkout for extra savings! 0:00 - Gut Health 9:00 - The Gang Tries To Guess 30 Plants 19:50 - Homeless Woman Shit on the Train 24:00 - Self Sabatoge 35:00 - Dealing with Loneliness 44:00 - Reddit Prison Planet 47:00 - Are we living in a simulation 52:30 - Miami Police Video 53:00 - Fart Story UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/15/202459 minutes, 34 seconds
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Epstein's Island and Parenting Advice | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon are Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 152

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #comedy Back in studio for the new year, Chris and Mike share some stories about their holiday break, take a hotline call to go over parenting advice and talk about what went down on Epstein's island. Support Our Sponsors! Magic Mind This January, Magic Mind helps you get ready to achieve your 2024 New Year's goals with full focus. If you sign up for 3 months, you get an extra month free, AND with my code: CHAOS It’s an extra 20% off, which gets you to a 75% off. This only lasts until the end of January, so hurry up before it goes away. https://www.magicmind.com/chrissychaos Hello Fresh Go to HelloFresh.Com/ChrissyFree and use code ChrissyFree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active. That’s free breakfast for life at HelloFresh.Com/ChrissyFree with code chrissyfree.” Rocket Money RocketMoney.Com/Chaos HOTLINE Call 347 - 343 - 3321 UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE Early Ad-Free Episodes AND Weekly 30 minute after-shows released every Monday! 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/8/202454 minutes, 17 seconds
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Happy New Year's From Ireland | Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon are Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 151

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Happy New Years! Chris and Mike decided they wanted to be Irish today, in the beginning of the episode, with no plan or structure and ... you guessed it. Chaos ensues. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/1/202423 minutes, 44 seconds
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A Very Chaos Christmas | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 150

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Chrissy Claus and Christmas Cannon are here in their best Mrs. Claus outfits to celebrate with you, joined by a gallon of milk, a bottle of coquito and some fond memories of Christmas past. Support Our Sponsors Rocket Money Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney.Com/CHAOS Nutrafol Take the first step to visibly thicker, healthier hair. For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.Com/Men and enter the promo code CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/25/202332 minutes, 8 seconds
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Jimmy Carr Teaches Chris and Mike How To Be Proper Men | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 149

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Jimmy Carr isn't just a guest on Chaos, he took over as the host for today and gave Mike and Chris some important lessons in being men, Charisma vs Charm, fatherhood, and just big time comedy dude chit chat. Support Our Sponsors Better Help This Show is Sponsored by Better Help Visit BetterHelp.Com/CHAOS today to get 10% off your first month. Prize Picks Go to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100! Hello Fresh Go to HelloFresh.Com/ChrissyFree and use code chrissyfree for FREE breakfast for life! UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/18/20231 hour, 53 minutes, 17 seconds
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Tips On Butthole Bleaching w/ Jordan Jensen | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 148

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris loves having guests on that he deems more manly than himself so he had on Jordan Jensem. the motorcycle driving, house-building comedian who puts Chrissy to shame when it comes to use of hands. Jordan and Chris talk about Jordan's upbringing in Upstate New York, doing a podcast with Ian Fidance and the process behind bleaching one's butthole. Support Our Sponsors Morgan and Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.com/Chaos dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. KiWiCo Get 20% off your Advent calendar at kiwico.com/advent with promo code CHAOS. ShipStation Go to ShipStation.com and use code CHAOS today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/11/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 59 seconds
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Sebastian Maniscalco on Juggling Parenthood and Success | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 147

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy One of the most successful comedians on the planet, Sebastian Maniscalco comes on the podcast to talk with Chris, the other loud italian comic everyone has come to love. Sebastian gives Mike Cannon and Chris insight on what it's like to juggle the lifestyle of a gigantic tour life, acting in major hollywood movies and still being present in the lives of his children. Chris and Sebastian also bond over the process of having a failed sitcom and Sebastian talks about his brand new show with sitcom legend Chuck Lorre, Bookie. Oh, before I forget Chris also forces the guy to judge photos of his feet ... wtf. Support Our Sponsors Prize Picks Go to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100! Harry's Get started with a $13 trial set for just $3 at Harrys.com/CHAOS. UnCommon Goods To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.com/CHAOS. BlueChew Try BlueChew FREE when you go to BlewChew.Com and use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitofcalise 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/4/20231 hour, 15 minutes, 40 seconds
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Reviewing Get Gotti and Mouth Stuff with Ian Fidance | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 146

Ian Fidance joins Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon to talk about everything from Get Gotti the new Netflix docuseries, Ian's preference when it comes to certain kinds of jobs and so much more. Support Our Sponsors!' Prize Picks “Go to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!” KiWiCo Get your first month FREE on ANY crate line at kiwico.com/CHAOS. HelloFresh Go to HelloFresh.Com/chrissyfree and use code chrissyfree for FREE breakfast for free! #ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/27/20231 hour, 51 seconds
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Steve-O Breaks Down The Israeli–Palestinian Conflict | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 145

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Steve-O comes to the Chaos studios with Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon to talk about a whole buncha stuff. You wouldn't expect an interview with Steve-O to start with "while doing my YouTube research on Iran last night" but OH BOY did it! Steve-O also spoke about where all the jokes from his latest special came from, how some of these were even in the workings since he was 12 years old. Chris and Mike ask about his most dangerous stunts, times he thought he could die and his battle with addictions. The biggest mystery of the day was solved when Chris called his girl to find out about a little encounter they had at Spring Break many moons ago. Steve O's Bucket List is now available at SteveO.com in partnership with Moment and Patreon. If you thought Steve-O was crazy before, then get ready for his unrated Steve-O's Bucket List, his new stand up special filmed in front of a sold-out London crowd. With a complete disregard for societal norms, laws, and his own well-being, Steve-O is in top form as he brings his multimedia comedy tour straight into your living room with his hilarious stand-up and stunts deemed "too extreme" for Jackass... oh, yeah... and it's a love story too! Steve-O's Bucket List not only pushes him to his limits but also finds him his 'happily ever after' that will melt your heart or passed out on the floor. Support Our Sponsors! BlueChewTry BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. Better HelpChrissy Chaos is Sponsored by Better HelpVisit BetterHelp dot com slash CHAOS today to get 10% off your first month UnCommon GoodsTo get 15% off your next gift, go to UNCOMMON GOODS dot com slash CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitofcalise Podcast - Future of Flushing. Official New York Mets minor league podcast, available on all major podcast platforms and the Mets YouTube page. 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/20/20231 hour, 17 minutes
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2 Guys Who Just Wanna Impress Matty Healy From The 1975 ft. Trevor Wallace | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 144

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Trevor Wallace stops by the Chaos studios to find out Chris has decided to uproot his family from Staten Island and move to Queens. The two bond over their love of Matty Healy and their first pitch attempts at Citi Field in front of angry Mets and Phillies fans. Trevor talks about his success on YouTube, Instagram and TikTok and how at the end of the day everything we do do is just to impress other men. ShipStation Go to ShipStation.com and use code CHAOS today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. KiWiCo Get your first month FREE on ANY crate line at kiwico.com/CHAOS PrizePicks Go to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!” UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitofcalise 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/13/20231 hour, 34 seconds
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Bottom Boy Mentality w/ ShxtsnGigs Podcast | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 143

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy THE BRITISH ARE CUMMING when Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon are joined by James and Fuhad from the ShxtsnGigs podcast all the way from England. The red coats explain the dangers of England. what bottom boy energy is, stabbings vs shootings and what fame is like 'cross the pond. Morgan & Morgan For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Harry's Harrys.com/CHAOS for a $3 Starter S ShipStation Go to ShipStation.com and use code CHAOS today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. UnCommon Goods To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.Com/Chaos. That’s UncommonGoods.Com/Chaos, for 15% off! UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/6/20231 hour, 11 minutes, 46 seconds
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How To STOP Teachers From Hooking Up With Kids ft. Usama Siddiquee | Chris Distefano | Ep. 142

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Usama Siddiquee gets in on the Chaos in a conversation that covers EVERYTHING, everything from circumcision preference, prison tok recipes, teachers sleeping with students and a brief recap of Usama's time on America's Got Talent. GameTime Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHAOS for $20 off your first purchase. Prize Picks “Go to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!” BlueChew Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. HelloFresh “Go to HelloFresh.Com/50chrissy and use code 50chrissy for 50% off plus free shipping!” UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/30/202357 minutes, 15 seconds
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Bobby Lee Likes His Level of Fame and Not an OUNCE More | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 141

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS!!! Fabric Join the thousands of parents who trust Fabric to protect their family. Apply today in just minutes at MeetFabric.Com/Chaos Prize Picks “Go to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100!” Better Help This show is sponsored by BetterHelp Visit BetterHelp.com/CHAOS today to get 10% off your first month. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/[email protected] 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/23/20231 hour, 9 minutes, 17 seconds
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Chubby Liquid Lips with Andrew Dice Clay | Chris Distefano is Chirssy Chaos | Ep 140

Comedy LEGEND Andrew Dice Clay joins the Chaos this week! If there was a cooperstown of comedy, Dice would be a first ballot hall of famer and his takes Chris and Mike on a journey through his entire career starting at Pips Comedy Club in Brooklyn, his time at the Comedy Store in LA where he became friends with and had a falling out with Sam Kinnison, his break from the spotlight to focus on raising his sons and his resurgence back into the public eye with roles like Entourage and A Star is Born. Dice also tells some stories about his famous friends like Bill Burr inviting him to do time at Prudential Center, Joe Rogan calling him when he was doing Madison Square Garden and Guns N' Roses having him do time at MetLifeS Stadium after Dice got the band back together. Listen here to to get the full scoop and so much more! Factor Meals Head to FACTOR MEALS.Com/Chaos50 and use code chaos50 to get 50% off Morgan and Morgan Go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone ShipStation Go to ShipStation.com and use code CHAOS today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. Harrys Get a $13 Starter Set for just $3 at harrys.com/CHAOS. #chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise Podcast - Future of Flushing, the OFFICIAL TEAM podcast of the entire minor league system. Available on all major podcast providers as well as the New York Mets YouTube page! 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/16/20232 hours, 32 seconds
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Greg Gutfeld On Why New York Is More Dangerous Than Ever | Chris Distefano is Chirssy Chaos | Ep 139

Fox News host Greg Gutfeld (Gutfeld, Red Eye, The Five) gets in on the Chaos in a conversation that includes a Donald Trump birthday wish, the never ending war between the left and right, the problems in New York City and a story about Joe DeRosa you would NOT wanna miss! SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS RayCon Hurry now to BuyRayCon.Com/Chaos and use code BIRTHDAY to get 20 to 40% off sitewide! KiWiCo Get 50% off your first month plus FREE shipping on ANY crate line at kiwico.com/CHAOS #chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/9/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 47 seconds
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Breaking Down The Collapse of Delta Sky Miles w/ Heather McMahan | Chrissy Chaos | Ep 138

Fabric MeetFabric.Com/Chaos BlueChew That’s BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOS to receive your first month FREE. KiWiCo Get 50% off your first month plus FREE shipping on ANY crate line at kiwico.com/CHAOS. #ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/2/20231 hour, 14 minutes, 16 seconds
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Andrew Santino Lays Out Why Kids Don't Like Hard Work | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 137

Chrissy Chaos is in LA and he's catching up with the homies, Andrew Santino joins the show, and the two talk about Chris' virginity story, getting compliments, struggles with certain platforms and a ton more! Prize Picks Go to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code chaos for a first deposit match up to $100! Blue Chew BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOS to receive your first month FREE Better Help BetterHelp.com/CHAOS today to get 10% off your first month. Hero Bread Hero.Co Promo code CHAOS to save on Hero Bread today! #ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/25/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 15 seconds
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Explaining Pregnancy and Motherhood to Whitney Cummings | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep. 136

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy While in LA Chris caught up with his old pal Whitney Cummings and tried to teach her everything he could about motherhood, pregnancy, and the joys of childbirth and gave her a crash course on what to expect being a new parent. Support The Sponsors Hello Fresh Go to HelloFresh.Com/50CHRISSY and use code 50CHRISSY for 50% off plus 15% off the next 2 months!” Morgan and Morgan For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (#529) from your cell phone. ShipStation Go to ShipStation.com and use code CHAOS today and sign up for your FREE 60-day trial. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/18/20231 hour, 12 minutes, 41 seconds
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The Chris and Eddy Show with Mike Cannon vol. 4 | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Episode 136

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Mike Cannon brings by some eddys for Chris to eat while recording the chaos and that of course has Chris second guessing every decision he's ever made from his studio to his house. The two also talk about Cobra Kai, being parents, how long they've been friends and answer a hotline question. Support The Sponsors Factor Meals Head to FactorMeals.com/chaos50 and use code chaos50 to get 50% off Hero Bread Hero Bread is offering my listeners 10% off their first order! Just go to hero.co and use my code CHAOS to save on Hero Bread today! KiwiCo Get 50% off your first month plus FREE shipping on ANY crate line with code CHAOS at kiwico.com. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/11/20231 hour, 18 minutes, 25 seconds
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Why Ending Affirmative Action Is Bad For Poor Whites with Josh Johnson | Chrissy Chaos | Ep 135

You may know Josh Johnson as one of the funniest young comics working today but maybe he checked you out at Trader Joes a few years ago OR maybe you know his music. In this episode Josh talks about employee drug rules, his passion for music, if college is a necessity and WAY more! #Podcast #Comedy Support The Sponsors BlueChew Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. Prize Picks Go to PrizePicks.com/chaos and use code CHAOS for a first deposit match up to $100! BetterHelp This show is sponsored by BetterHelp Visit BetterHelp/CHAOS today to get 10% off your first month. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/4/20231 hour, 15 minutes, 43 seconds
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CIA Secrets and How To Avoid Being Kidnapped With Jason Hanson | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep 134

Former CIA Agent Jason Hanson gets chaotic as he explains the ins and outs of the CIA. Jason talks about how training works, gives some geat advice on avoiding getting kidnapped, the existence of aliens and if CIA assassinations are a real thing. You don't want to miss this one, your life just may rely on it! #Podcast #Comedy Support The Sponsors Gametime App Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHAOS for $20 off your first purchase. Hello Fresh Go to HelloFresh.Com/50CHRISSY and use code 50CHRISSY for 50% off plus freeshipping! KiwiCo Get 50% off your first month plus FREE shipping on ANY crate line with code CHAOS at kiwico.com. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/28/20231 hour, 16 minutes, 54 seconds
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EDM Around The World with Slushii | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | Ep 133

#chrisdistefano Slushii joins the Chaos to talk about life on the road, foot injuries, some celebrity encounters and his experience being on the autism spectrum. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Prize Picks Go to PrizePicks.com/CHAOS and use code CHAOS for a first deposit match up to $100! Blue Chew A special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOS Morgan & Morgan If you’re ever injured, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.Com/Chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529). #Podcast #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/21/20231 hour, 9 minutes, 43 seconds
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Comedians Holding Pigs Talking About Ozempic with Joe DeRosa | Chrissy Chaos | Ep 132

Joe DeRosa comes by hungover on Ozempic and Chris surprises him with some teacup piggies. The two talk about weight loss, the writers strike, their comedy careers and answer some fans looking for advice. SUPPORT THE SPONSORS This show is brought to you by Better Help Visit BetterHelp.Com/Chaos for 10% off your first month! KiwiCo Get 50% off your first month plus FREE shipping on ANY crate line with code CHAOS at kiwico.com! UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitofcalise?lang=en https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/future-of-flushing/id1576915697 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/14/20231 hour, 12 minutes, 24 seconds
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Anthony Bowens Opens Up About Billy Gunn's Retirement | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 131

Anthony Bowens, one half of The Acclaimed from AEW joins the Chaos to talk about a flurry of topics! Anthony talks about how much Daddy Ass (Billy Gunn) meant to him and his partner Max Caster and how upset they were to see him leave his boots in the ring. Anthony shares his recruitment story where Tony Khan flew to come sign him to an AEW contract and the two also discuss Anthony's goals outside the ring, the toll wrestling takes on your body and the fan response to Anthony being an openly gay wrestler. SUPPORT THE SPONSORS Factor Meals Head to FactorMeals.Com/Chaos50 use code chaos50 to get 50% off Gametime App Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHAOS for $20 off your first purchase. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitofcalise?lang=en https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/future-of-flushing/id1576915697 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/7/20231 hour, 11 minutes, 38 seconds
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Female Boxer Heather Hardy On The Corruption in Combat Sports | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 130

Heather Hardy joins the show and the two talks about the corruption in combat sports, raising kids while focusing on your career, being from New York and all about Heather's career and experience as a female boxer. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitofcalise?lang=en 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/31/202353 minutes, 14 seconds
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Mark Normand Talks New Special "Soup To Nuts" | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 129

Mark Normand gets in on the Chaos ahead of his special "Soup To Nuts" which drops TONIGHT on Netflix! The pair also talk about coming up together in NYC, some of their famous friends, Mark doing the Fully Loaded tour with Bert Kreischer and growing up in New Orleans. Support Our Sponsors!!! Hello Fresh Go to HelloFresh dot com slash chaos50 and and use code chaos50 for 50% off plus free shipping! Bird Dogs go to BirdDogs.com/chaos and enter promo code CHAOS for a free tumbler with your order #chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy Mood 20% off your first order and FREE gummies, go to hellomood.com and use promo code CHAOS UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitofcalise?lang=en 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/24/20231 hour, 12 minutes, 56 seconds
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Dr. Drew Wants To Save Jonah Hill | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 128

Welcome to Chrissy Chaos!!! Chris is joined by media personality, internist, and addiction medicine specialist Dr Drew Pinksy to talk about what makes us happy, the Jonah Hill situation, Keke Palmer and her boyfriend, and fatherhood. Support Our Sponsors!!! BETTER HELP Chrissy Chaos is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp dot com slash CHAOS today to get 10% off your first month. FACTOR MEALS Head to FACTORMEALS.com/CHAOS50 and use code CHAOS50 to get 50% off. #chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/vitofcalise?lang=en 🎞 producer V 🙋‍♀️ Website - https://www.venetiageras.com Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/venetiaageras/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/venetiaageras 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/17/20231 hour, 8 minutes, 27 seconds
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Space vs Sea, Apartment Shopping and Daily Dad | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 127

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is riding solo on this one. He talks about looking at apartments to possibly move into, why he's itching to leave Staten Island, where is more desirable to travel to, space or sea and then some classic Chrissy Chaos parenting advice with the help of daily dad. SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS Go to HelloFresh.Com/Chaos50 and and use code chaos50 for 50% off plus free shipping!” Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/chaos. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show! Go to birddogs.com/CHAOS or enter promo code CHAOS for a free Yeti style tumbler with your order. Get 50% off your first month plus FREE shipping on ANY crate line at kiwico.com/CHAOS CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by Vito Calise Instagram @SweedishFishMafia Twitter @VitoFCalise Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/10/20231 hour, 14 minutes, 37 seconds
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One Last Ride With The Homeless Pimp

Chris gives a farewell show Homeless Pimp and the two look back on some of their favorite moments all while celebrating July 4th! Pimp tells some stories about taking photos of Post Malone, Kanye West and Cardi B and Chris has Pimp go deep on some of his favorite pics.  SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS Gametime.co code chaos bluechew.com code chaos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/  Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy  Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...  Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy  Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/3/20231 hour, 32 minutes, 1 second
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Synesthesia with Matteo Lane | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 125

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Matteo Lane and Tampa Tony!!! Synesthesia is an anomalous blending of the senses in which the stimulation of one modality simultaneously produces sensation in a different modality. Synesthetes hear colors, feel sounds and taste shapes. Matteo talks about how he deals with having Synesthesia. SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS Hellofresh.com/chaos16 code chaos16 forthepeople.com/chaos or dial pound LAW (pound 529) bluechew.com code chaos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/27/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 58 seconds
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Sam has Tallent | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 124

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Sam Tallent! The two talk smoking crack, being married in comedy, how it is after you do the Joe Rogan Experience, fame is cancer, would you eat people?, Staten Island is KING, jerking off on the road, being in 4th place in your own life. SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS Take your freedom bells to the next level by going to Manscaped.com and get 20% off with free shipping with our discount code CHAOS. Get your independence back this independence day and unlock your confidence with MANSCAPED  Find more balance, with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/CHAOS today to get 10% off your first month. That’s better HELP—H - E - L - P—dot com slash CHAOS. https://www.betterhelp.com/get-started/?go=true&transaction_id=102e08af09fe014c7608200ba1ba2a&utm_source=podcast&utm_campaign=1422&utm_medium=Desktop&utm_content=&utm_term=chaos&not_found=1&gor=start Remember, get your next delicious bowl of guilt-free cereal at MagicSpoon.com/CHAOS and use the code CHAOS to save five dollars off.  https://magicspoon.com/pages/partner?partner=chaos&utm_source=chaos&utm_medium=Podcast Ready for a good time without the guesswork? Order your THC products from MOOD today. And for 20% off your first order and FREE gummies, go to hellomood.com and use promo code CHAOS. o That’s HELLO M-O-O-D dot com, promo code CHAOS for 20% off your order and FREE gummies.  CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/20/202356 minutes, 35 seconds
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YOU don't choose your Family with Kenny Sebastian | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 123

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Kenny Sebastian! The two talk comedy specials on youtube, the differences between the USA and India, How hard marriage is to maintain, and more! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS If you’re ever injured in an accident, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.com/chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. That’s F-O-R The People dot com slash chaos. Or Pound LAW - Pound 529 - from your cell. This is a paid advertisement.  https://www.forthepeople.com/free-case-evaluation/get-a-lawyer/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=v1&utm_campaign=chaos Get 50% off your first month plus FREE shipping on ANY crate line at kiwico.com/CHAOS  https://www.kiwico.com/mlp/CHAOS?utm_source=ChrissyChaos&utm_medium=PODCAST&utm_campaign=Sub we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Try BlueChew FREE when you use our promo code CHAOS at checkout--just pay $5 shipping. That’s BlueChew.com, promo code CHAOS to receive your first month FREE. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast.  CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/13/202358 minutes, 3 seconds
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Escaping a Cult with Moses Storm | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 122

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Moses Storm! Moses talks about growing up in a cult. How his parents were fully INSANE. His mother was a failed bodybuilder and dragged him into some strange adventures. His dad lived his whole life in the closet forcing himself to be straight. Never being to school took a toll on Moses Storm. How living in a windowless room hurts your mental health. How religion impacted his thoughts and life choices. Divorce is always hard. Having kids to cover up problems from your past is a real thing. Money isn't everything! Moses Storm is DONALD TRUMP! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS If you’re ever injured in an accident, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.com/chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. That’s F-O-R The People dot com slash chaos. Or Pound LAW - Pound 529 - from your cell. This is a paid advertisement.  https://www.forthepeople.com/free-case-evaluation/get-a-lawyer/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=v1&utm_campaign=chaos Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHAOS for $20 off your first purchase. Download Gametime today. Last minute tickets. Lowest Price. Guaranteed.  Get a 60-day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com/chaos. Thanks to ShipStation for sponsoring the show!  CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/6/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 33 seconds
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Microplastics in ALL our Food with Brian Simpson | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 121

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Brian Simpson! The two talk about how hero's from history were SUSpect. Craving power and fame will destroy your life. The real key to life is balance! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS If you’re ever injured in an accident, you can check out Morgan & Morgan. Their fee is free unless they win. For more information go to ForThePeople.com/chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. That’s F-O-R The People dot com slash chaos. Or Pound LAW - Pound 529 - from your cell. This is a paid advertisement.  https://www.forthepeople.com/free-case-evaluation/get-a-lawyer/?utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=v1&utm_campaign=chaos HelloFresh.com/chaos16 and use code chaos16 for 16 free meals plus free shipping!  https://www.hellofresh.com/pages/podcast?c=CHAOS16&mealsize=4-2&dm=meals&utm_source=podcast&utm_medium=cpm&utm_campaign=podcast16fm&vs_campaign_id=910ce2d7-49ed-4ee7-a542-0ba952b0e8ee&utm_content=act_podcast_podcastads CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/30/202355 minutes, 51 seconds
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You CAN'T believe this guy's daily routine with Mike Vecchione | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 120

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Mike Vecchione!! The boys talk fasting and the keys to a good diet. Health secrets doctors don't want you to know about. Their love for WILD glasses and sweatsuits. Mike breaks down his daily routine and how it's brought him so much success. Sharing medications with a buddy. Cold plunge wet dreams and healthy habits that SUCK. Mike has a new comedy special HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5pI5Dj5JTk&t=334s SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS Ready for a good time without the guesswork? Order your THC products from MOOD today. And for 20% off your first order and FREE gummies, go to hellomood.com and use promo code CHAOS. That’s hellomood.com promo code CHAOS for 20% off your order and FREE gummies.  https://hellomood.com if you feel like rewarding yourself after a long day or spicing up the fun with your partner, go to Jerkmate.com today, and don't forget to tell them we sent you! Use our promo code CHAOS to get 10 free gold"  Visit BetterHelp.com/CHAOS today to get 10% off your first month https://www.betterhelp.com/chaos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/23/20231 hour, 8 minutes, 9 seconds
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How to become a Real Estate Mogul with Dov Davidoff | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 119

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Nimesh Patel who has a new Comedy special out now on youtube!! Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2Rdh82XGrY Chris is on the road check his website for tickets chrisdcomedy.com SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS manscaped.com/chaos code chaos kiwico.com/chaos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/16/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 31 seconds
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Nimesh Patel teaches you how to get rich | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 118

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Nimesh Patel who has a new Comedy special out now on youtube!! Watch it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2Rdh82XGrY Chris is on the road check his website for tickets chrisdcomedy.com SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS hellofresh.com./chaos16 code chaos16 jerkmate.com code chaos shipstation.com code chaos seed.com/chaos code chaos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/9/20231 hour, 9 minutes, 59 seconds
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Are You Chaos? with Are You Garbage? | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 117

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by Kippy and Foley from the ARE YOU GARBAGE? podcast. The garbage guys get dieting and financial advice from Dr.Chaos. Chris talks about being on Fox News with Kevin O'Leary from shark tank. Chris feels guilty for not having his daughter make first Holy communion and the AYG boys TRASH HIM. Chris is on the road check his website for tickets chrisdcomedy.com SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS mybookie.com code chaos bluechew.com code chaos conzuri.com our listeners get an extra exclusive 15% Off Discount at conzuri.com with the code CHAOS. That’s a total of 45% off your order! Use code CHAOS at conzuri.com. Goto c-o-n-z-u-r-i dot com with code CHAOS. When I want to get high I put on a pair of Conzuri’s. Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHAOS for $20 off your first purchase.  CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/2/20231 hour, 14 minutes, 25 seconds
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Blubbery Edging Pig with Jim Norton | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 116

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Jim Norton. Remember to drop us a review on itunes and subscribe on youtube! Chris is on the road check his website for tickets chrisdcomedy.com SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS mybookie.com code chaos go to jerkmate.com today and don't forget to tell them Chrissy Chaos sent you! Use our promo code CHAOS to get 10 free gold. joinhoney.com/chrissychaos seed.com/chaos promo code chaos hellofresh.com/chaos50 code chaos50   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/25/20231 hour, 11 minutes, 25 seconds
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Small Talk with Colin Quinn | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 115

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by LEGENDARY comedian Colin Quinn. Colin has a NEW one man show that will be in NYC: Greenwich House Theater – New York, NY March 30 – May 6, 2023 Tuesday-Friday at 7pm | Saturday at 3pm & 7pm | Sunday at 2pm & 5pm Greenwich House Theater – New York, NY March 30 – May 6, 2023 Tuesday-Friday at 7pm | Saturday at 3pm & 7pm | Sunday at 2pm & 5pm The two GOATS talk old school New York, Chris' Dad's friends who impacted his childhood, the current climate of comedy, ghosts, worst jobs ever, first ever gang member with down syndrome, dealing with getting older and MORE! Remember to drop us a review on itunes and subscribe on youtube! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS mybookie.com code chaos betterhelp.com/chaos manscaped.com code chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/18/20231 hour, 24 minutes, 42 seconds
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AI is EVIL! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 114

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is RIDING SOLO THIS WEEK!! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS REXMD.COM/CHAOS SHIPSTATION.COM CODE CHAOS GAMETIME.CO CODE CHAOS KIWICO.COM/CHAOS   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/11/20231 hour, 1 minute, 47 seconds
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Ms.King with Esther Povitsky | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 113

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Esther Povitsky! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS bluechew.com code chaos seed.com/chaos code chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/4/20231 hour, 13 minutes, 3 seconds
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New Amsterdam with Russell Shorto | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 112

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by author Russell Shorto. Russell is an American author, historian, and journalist who is best known for his book on the Dutch origins of New York City. Chris gets a fun history lesson on New Amsterdam and the early days of New York. Make sure to go check out Russell's books on his website : https://www.russellshorto.com/ SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS betterhelp.com/chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/28/20231 hour, 8 minutes, 15 seconds
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The WHITE Lizzo with Bert Kreischer | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 111

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Bert Kreischer! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS bluechew.com code chaos forthepeople.com/chaos or on your phone pound 529 hellofresh.com/chaos60 code chaos60 magicspoon.com/chaos code chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/21/20231 hour, 29 minutes, 54 seconds
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My Guests Cancelled | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 110

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos was supposed to have a guest but they cancelled last min and now sicky chrissy is here and READY for today's headlines, a few stories about what's going on with his Puerto Rican family, and stories from the road! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS joinhoney.com/chrissychaos kiwico.com/chaos shipstation.com/chaos code chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/14/20231 hour, 1 minute, 27 seconds
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Bronx MAGA with RORY & MAL | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 108

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by Rory and Mal!! The boyz talk growing up in New York, Donald Trump, Ice Spice, Ghost stories and more!! LETS GO FULL CHAOS IN THE FOG!! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS bluechew.com code chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/7/20231 hour, 14 minutes, 54 seconds
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The NEW Co-Host of The Dollop podcast with Gareth Reynolds | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 108

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Gareth Reynolds! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS hellofresh.com/chaos65 code chaos65   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/28/202349 minutes, 54 seconds
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Wreck it Ralph Barbosa vs George Lopez | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 107

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by the mexican Pete Davidson aka Ralph Barbosa! Ralph talks about his beef with George Lopez, his rise in comedy, being a father, Valentines Day with kids, ghost experiences and more! BUY TIX TO SEE CHRIS AT RADIO CITY IN NYC!!! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS piavpn.com/chaos shipstation.com code chaos betterhelp.com/chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/21/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 19 seconds
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Valentine's Day BREAK UP with Jazzy Method | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 106

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by the love of his life @JazzyMethod! Happy Valentine's Day BABES! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS magicspoon.com/chaos code chaos shipstation.com code chaos kiwico.com/chaos joinhoney.com/chrissychaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/14/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 58 seconds
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Mike Dowd from The Seven Five Netflix Documentary | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 105

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by Mike Dowd from the Seven Five Documentary on Netflix! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS bluechew.com code chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/7/202359 minutes, 58 seconds
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Smash or Pass with Dan Soder | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 104

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This week CHAOS is joined by comedian Dan Soder  @DanSoder.Comedy  Dan and Chris go way back, so back that Dan asked Chris to check his junk for an STI because he thought Chris was an actual doctor. Nope, he was getting his PHD in physical therapy! The boys talk about their Ps and Chrissy Potentially having a Kidney Stone? The guys are in the dateline age phase and sleep is just way better than s3x.. shout out XMEN Trading Card Rogue🙌 The two play smash or pass Jamie or Jimmy Garoppolo and with Historical figures too! We got the gorgeous  @AndrewSantinoWhiskeyGinger  in the house and he's telling us that he understands the thrill of a gun Alec Baldwin but the fake guns are the best guns! The Chaos grows and Chrissy tells us about his favorite television shows and how crazy the Stanford Prison Experiment was!! They all think podcasts should have a self destruct button but really what comedy needs is to just still sht on each other! Comics should still just hate!! What do you think Bubbas? tell us in the comments!!!! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS Click the [vessi.com/chaos] and use my promocode [chaos] for 15% off your entire order!   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/31/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 8 seconds
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Louie CK's Final Interview | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 103

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This week CHAOS is joined by Louie C.K !! The two talk the atrocities of WWII and if it may or may not be Louie's favorite time but what we learn is he loves trains and George Santos. Who doesn't like a person who lies and is ambiguous about their gender? SHOUT OUT PAT FROM SNL😂 Louie talks about being a dad to two girls and how he regrets going on Opie and Anthony and sharing a lot about his ex wife and life. Chris definitely understands that as he did the same!! Louie shares his thoughts on Artificial Intelligence and if it is helping or hurting the world, and how we should stop using social media to feed the algorithm. Comedy should be obsessed over and comics should obsessed over writing jokes, not if the robot will like you! The two talk about their failed television pilots, where they were at in life at 38, and how doing shows at Madison Square Garden is the ultimate goal in comedy. The two are grateful for the fans and their STFU alarms to keep them grounded. Check out Louie CK’s live show on his website, he’s preforming at MSG live!!! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS hellofresh.com/chaos21 code chaos21 bluechew.com promo code chaos magicspoon.com/chaos code chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/24/20231 hour, 32 minutes, 18 seconds
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Comedy at Gunpoint with Vir Das | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 102

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Vir Das! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS kiwico.com/chaos shipstation.com code chaos Click the [vessi.com] and use my code tastebuds for 15% off your entire order! Free shipping to CA, US, AU,JP, TW, KR, SGPv   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/17/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 21 seconds
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Hot Ones ALMOST with Sean Evans | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 101

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by Sean Evans from Hot Ones on  @FirstWeFeast  They talk about his new teeth he got installed. Chris test Sean's taste in HOT MEN when they play HOT ONES (GUYS). How did Hot Ones start? We ask Sean how annoying it is to deal with people being desperate to be guests on his show. WORST HOT ONES GUEST?!?! Have people got sick from the wings on Hot Ones? Does hot sauce hurt ya BUTT. Chris talks about his family and if Sean wants children. Chris wants to go full gay so he can break up with his baby mama. Shout out brazil!!! Your problems arent insane stop focusing on them!!! Sean is a size 30 waist and Chris is JEALOUS!!!! Sean talks about how he likes to eat candy in a very strange way.  @homelesspimp  asks Sean about his ghost experiences. Sean tells a few WILD paranormal experiences. Soda is linked to baldness WTF. We take some patreon questions from the fans! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy. What is the worst job Sean ever worked? Being famous is hard in strange ways. Sean is the best vibes YASSSSS! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS betterhelp.com/chaos trueclassic.com code chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/10/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 25 seconds
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The TRUTH about our BREAK UP with Jazzy Method | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 100

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy CHAOS is joined by his BABY MAMA Jazzy Method! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS PIAVPN.com/CHAOS   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/3/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 59 seconds
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The best of Chris Distefano's Patreon 2022 | Chaos BONUS EP

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy #ChrissyChaos #PATREON This is a BEST OF  @chrisdcomedy  patreon content! Chrissy goes to an all star softball game and bothers some legendary players. Some behind the scenes of Chris selling out the Beacon Theatre in New York City.  @Meals_by_cug  and  @newyorknico2593  join us for a patreon episode and in this clip Chris attacks the way Cug looks. We have a FULL CHAOS montage of all the craziest moments from  @chrisdcomedy  patreon. A clip from Chris' trip to Washington DC.  @rickglassman   @BrendanSagalow   @TigerBelly   @AndrewSantinoWhiskeyGinger   @JoeSantagato   @homelesspimp  all pop on the patreon over this year. Behind the scenes of Chris' lowest moment of the year in Vegas at the Wynn. Don't miss out on all the Chaos that goes on @ patreon.com/chrisdcomedy. These were all clips from full 45 minute episodes that will only live on the patreon. LOVE YOU BABES! UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 @homelesspimp our producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/thehomelesspimp/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en https://www.youtube.com/@homelesspimp/featured 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/28/20222 hours, 3 minutes, 8 seconds
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All I want for Christmas is Tupac | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 99

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is SANTA! MORE EDDIES AND MORE CHAOS BABES LETS GO! We are celebrating ALL holidays today on the program. The holiday season is about love. Chris relapsed on social media and gets crazy jealous that the adam friedland show got to interview the lead singer of the 1975. Chris wonders aloud why he isn't cool enough to be loved by his heros. Chris wants to get a tattoo behind his ear. The role music played in war over the years. Lady loves to have elephant in her house. Chris is over Trump and Elon Musk. Sam bankman-fried is weird but Chris isn't sure if he's guilty or innocent LOL. Chris wants to make love to a female avatar character.  @homelesspimp  went to a weed fair in NYC. WEED is legal in new york. Will Smith is gonna have a comeback. The royal family STINKS. Lions attack keepers at a road side zoo. Zoo's are gross. Viral Tik Toks from prison! MERRY EVERYTHING EVERY1! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS fansly.com/promo/chaos prizepicks.com/chaos freezepipe.com code chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/20/202259 minutes, 40 seconds
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Mike Cannon made ME a DRUG ADDICT | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 98

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is BACK with the KING Mike Cannon! The boys are fresh off the set of Distefano's new tv show. Mike is a drug addict and gets Chris hooked on weed edibles. CHAOS! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS fansly.com/promo/chaos betterhelp.com/chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/16/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 47 seconds
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Room 308 is a DISASTER! | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 97

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is recovering from a long GAY weekend in New Hope, PA. Christmas trains suck. Guy falls off cruise ship and loses 20 pounds in a night. Shout out the guy chris' daughter called fat! Chris is a baileys boy now!!! HES GONNA GET FAT FAT FAT! Christmas spirit is RAGING THIS YEAR! Chris reads his daughter's Christmas list on air. Shout out LOL dolls. Chris talks what movie he watched with his family this week. Smile is SCARY! Is Chris raising Joe DeRosa?! Eric Adam's is going after mental illness. Chris talks about his NEW TV show thats filming this week. Should we exile Trump and Kanye West?  @JoeSantagato  gets pranked live on air LOL GOT EM. Chris is getting his home defense game up with some night vision goggles. CHRIS BOUGHT NIGHT VISION GOGGLES. Jazz joins the program! People are showing up to trans events with guns. Jan 6 was really so strange. Everyone should wear their emotional night vision goggles and STFU!!!! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS Get 90% off RexMD with our exclusive link -> RexMD.com/CHAOS! #rexmdpod kiwico.com/chaos hellofresh.com/chaos18 code chaos18 trymiracle.com/chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/6/20221 hour, 5 seconds
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Fifa is Corrupt! I'm Sorry Fred Armisen | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 96

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is fresh off the flu! Sorry for the late ep!!! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS prizepicks.com/chaos go.factor75.com/chaos60 code chaos60   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4efxHi0i_b0 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/2/20221 hour, 7 minutes, 43 seconds
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Protestors are going INSANE! with Nigel Ng | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 95

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Nigel Ng  @mrnigelng  in LONDON! Chris learned a lot about English history while in London. Being asian and skinny is EASY! Kim Jong-un cool or piece of shit? Distefano 2024 LET'S BRING BACK AMERICA! How to stop incels and idiots online. Chris never wants to wait in line again. Japan is the worst country to be colonized by. Nigel teaches us about hostess bars in Japan. Why are so many asian men virgins? Nigel's favorite porn star. Touring Japan would be PURE CHAOS! The lifestyle of living in Malaysia. Growing up in Malaysia is WILD! Asian's are the supreme race! We talk about how Nigel became known as Uncle Rogers. BUSH IS LIFE! Why are people so angry right now. Chris saw the CRAZIEST protest in London. Why are protestors gluing themselves to stuff?! Royalty used to be FAT FAT FAT! SHOUT OUT  @The Tim Dillon Show  Chris talks about being in a long term relationship and how social media almost destroyed it. Social media is toxic. Nigel talks about being jumped during the Asian hate period of the pandy. SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS  https://ridge.com/CHAOS use code CHAOS  PIAVPN.COM/CHAOS TheFreezePipe.com and code CHAOS for 10% off.    CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/22/202246 minutes, 38 seconds
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From Paris to Orlando with Mark Gagnon | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 94

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Mark Gagnon from the Flagrant podcast! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS  https://ridge.com/CHAOS use code CHAOS  TryMiracle.com/CHAOS and use the code CHAOS Get $30 off a subscription with Trade at drinktrade.com/chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/15/20221 hour, 1 minute, 29 seconds
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America's TOP Jew! with Ari Shaffir | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 93

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Ari Shaffir! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS prizepicks.com code chaos kiwico.com code chaos hellofresh.com/chaos65 code chaos65 betterhelp.com/chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/8/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 25 seconds
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World Series GARBAGE with Kevin Ryan & H. Foley from Are You Garbage? | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 92

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedians Kevin Ryan & H. Foley from  @AreYouGarbage? Comedy Podcast  the babes kick it off fresh off some shit talking!! Chris talks about how the World Series in Philly screwed up his weekend! We are getting thrown out of the studio!! WHERE WILL THE CHAOS GO NEXT?!? What is the trashiest state in America? Chris talks about hosting  @FOX 5 New York  in a hot dog costume. How crazy do sports fans go when their team wins.....Foley is trying to go on a weight loss journey. Making movies is a tough hustle. Man helps his cousin run from the police live on tv. Weird things you would do as a kid. Is flying on a private plane safe? The hard parts of being a comedian on the road. Flying first class is addicting. Why are taxes so difficult to get ahead of. We answer some patreon questions from the fans! SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS GO.FACTOR75.com/chaos60 code chaos60 drinktrade.com/chaos rsvlts.com/chrissychaos code chrissychaos https://www.rsvlts.com/collections/chrissy-chaos/?sort=manual&utm_medium=partnership&utm_source=chrissychaos&handle=chrissychaos&handle=chrissychaos&handle=chrissychaos&   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/1/20221 hour, 17 minutes, 22 seconds
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Under The Sea with Tim Dillon & Ti Ti Jerry | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 91

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by Tim Dillion and Ti Ti Jerry! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS hellofresh.com/chaos65 code chaos65 download the Dave app now from the app store! So for the smoothest smoking pipes, bubblers, bongs and dab rigs visit thefreezepipe.com and use code CHAOS for 10% off your order. That’s the freeze pipe dot com and code CHAOS for 10% off. Shop today, shipping is always free, your throat and lungs will thank you.   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/25/202257 minutes, 39 seconds
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Chrissy in The Troubles | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 90

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is back from his tour of the UK and Ireland! He talks about his travels and what he learned about being an American. Chrissy PINTER was chugging beers and carbs overseas. Irish accents are the best accents of all time. Chris loved his time in UK learning about the Queen. Chris is addicted to scones. WHAT IS A SCONE!? Chrissy Histories talks about The Troubles in Ireland. Ireland was pure war and chaos for over 800 years. Chris breaks down what it means to be in the IRA. Kanye West is having a full mental breakdown on Drink Champs and in the media. Fame is hell. Chris breaks down why you don't want to be Kanye or Pete Davidson these days. Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS drinktrade.com/chaos mizzenandmain.com code chaos If you like the RSVLTS shirt Chris is wearing in this video or have seen him wear before, check out our curated RSVLTS x Chrissy Chaos collection page where you can shop a bunch of other gear as well. Use the code ChrissyChaos at checkout for 20% off your first order!   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/18/20221 hour, 9 minutes, 27 seconds
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David Blaine STOLE MY GIRLFRIEND! with Robert Kelly | Chris Distefano is Chrissy Chaos | EP 89

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Robert Kelly from the You Know What DUDE podcast! His new special Kill Box is out now on Louieck.com! WATCH THAT! Chris only gets half a glass of water today!!! Bobby has to poop BAD.....can he make it the whole show squeezing?!? Pimp got Chris some fun birthday gifts! The boys talk about poop in its many forms. Bobby talks about his weight loss journey. Take control of your life! Why is dealing with doctors so hard? Bobby's new diet. David Blaine stole Chris ex gf. Boston pop quizz for Bobby! Louie CK directed Bobby's new special. Wedding gone wrong! Bobby loves to scream. Fighting is a love language. The myth of the comedy cellar table from the 90s. Chris and Bobby answer some patreon questions! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS adamandeve.com code chaos trymiracle.com/chaos betterhelp.com/chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/11/202255 minutes, 53 seconds
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Irelands Finest with Joanne McNally | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | BONUS EP

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Joanne McNally! Chris is bringing the CHAOS to Ireland! Who is the Jesus of Ireland?! Chris gets introduced to some new Irish slang words and the lifestyle of the Irish. Shout out  @Jessica Kirson  and Des Bishop! The differences between the comedy scene in New York and Ireland. Chris breaks down his current relationship status. Is stand up comedy oversaturated? What does Ireland think of Trump. Avril lavigne is acting strange at meet and greets. Go see the CHAOS in Ireland babes! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS Download the Dave app from the App store right now. Sign up for an Extra Cash account and get up to 500 dollars instantly. For terms and conditions go to dave.com/legal adadmandeve.com code chaos hellofresh.com/chaos65 code chaos65   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/5/202240 minutes, 52 seconds
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Gerd Girls with Jade Catta-Preta | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 88

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Jade Catta-Preta!!! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS Download the Dave app from the App store right now. Sign up for an Extra Cash account and get up to 500 dollars instantly. For terms and conditions go to dave.com/legal kiwico.com code chaos hellofresh.com/chaos65 code chaos65   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/4/20221 hour, 12 minutes, 6 seconds
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My BF is Getting OUT of Prison! with Ti Ti Jerry | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 87

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by Ti Ti Jerry! They gossip about Ti Ti's boyfriend getting out of jail in 10 days! What should Ti Ti do to surprise him?! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS rsvlts.com/chrissychaos code chrissychaos drinktrade.com/chaos prizepicks.com code chaos go.factor75.com/chaos130 code chaos130   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/27/20221 hour, 7 minutes, 48 seconds
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Escaping Arrest with Sam Morril | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 86

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian  @Sam Morril  who has a new Netflix special out now! Sam is fresh off of some rough flights. Staten Island is a different world. Sam drops some HOT new merch! The state of comedy is LIT. Is Brazil the Florida of Central American. Woman has twins that are from 2 different fathers. A fight breaks out at a Detriot Lions football game. 9/11 memories. Fighting with airlines gets HEATED. NBA Referees have strange lives. Charles Barkley kisses a man. Will Chris get in trouble over seas on tour? Sam cracks open a bottle of his new whiskey line "Bodega Cat Whiskey." Sam shares a Luke Wilson story. Making money on the road. Road Rage is dangerous. We answer a few patreon questions from the fans! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS trymiracle.com/chaos code chaos playbackbone.com/chaos mizzenandmain.com code chaos hellofresh.com/chaos65 code chaos65   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/20/20221 hour, 22 minutes, 52 seconds
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The Last GREAT Queen with Mike Cannon | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 85

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  Chris is joined by comedian  @Mike Cannon  and they talk what role partying plays in your life growing up. Can drugs be a good thing? The power of psychedelics and the impact they can have on your life. Mike goes to his first concert and weeps. Chris turned 38! Be comfortable with who you are in this life! Hooters waitress commits a CRAZY crime. Why is all the weird stuff happening at once lately? How many crisis' can we face at once. Can we ever trust politicians again? Ron DeSantis goes wild at a speech. We take some zoom calls from patreon members! A World War Two bunker trick. Chris talks Leonardo da Vinci and the truth about his existence. Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS betterhelp.com/chaos Download the Dave app from the App store right now. That’s D-A-V-E. Sign up for an Extra Cash account and get up to 500 dollars instantly. For terms and conditions go to dave dot com slash legal. Instant transfer fees apply. Banking provided by Evolve. Member FDIC. MeUndies.com/CHAOS   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/13/20221 hour, 29 minutes, 30 seconds
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How Bobby Lee Got His Groove BACK! with Andrew Santino | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 84

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  THE CHAOS IS IN FULL SWING THIS WEEK!!! Chris is joined by THE BAD FRIENDS!!! Bobby Lee and Andrew Santino are locked and LOADED FOR SOME CHAOS!!!!! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS HELLOFRESH.COM/CHAOS16 CODE CHAOS16 PRIZEPICKS.COM CODE CHAOS RIDGE.COM/CHAOS CODE CHAOS   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/6/202255 minutes, 52 seconds
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Taking Magic Mushrooms with Mike Cannon & Adam Gilbert | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 83

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  THE CHAOS IS IN FULL SWING THIS WEEK!!! Chris is joined by comedians Mike Cannon & Adam Gilbert and they convince him to try mushrooms for the first time ON AIR!!!! STRAP IN!!! The boys talk the dark side of being on the road for comedy. Invest in yourself! Have fun life is about more than work. Chris is excited for his shows in Europe and Ireland. Dealing with your parents divorce in your 20s. Be grateful for where you are at in your life you only get it once. We get to know Adam Gilbert AKA LIL STINKER!!!! Chris has a bad rash on his taint. Chris got way too drunk at JFL in Canada. We find out that Adam has mushrooms on him......CHRIS TRIES MUSHROOMS FOR THE FIRST TIME ON AIR!!! The rest of Chrissy Mushrooms is hitting patreon this friday!!! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS PLAYBACKBONE.COM/CHAOS meundies.com/chaos TRYMIRACLE.COM/CHAOS code chaos KIWICO.com code chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/30/20221 hour, 10 minutes, 44 seconds
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Ruth Bader Glassman | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 82

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  The CHAOS is back in studio with  @Rick Glassman  who is going deep undercover for his upcoming role as Ruth Bader Ginsburg. Rick and Chris were JFL Fresh Faces. ALLERGIES are SUS! What causes allergies. Rick takes a stand for what he believes in! Rick gets too heated at basketball games and got him kicked out of his basketball league. 16 weird facts about Ruth Bader Ginsburg! Rick and Chris start flirting. Shout out chubby indian women! We do a deep dive into the TRUTH about Queen Elizabeth the first. Make up in ancient times was poison and would slowly make the royalty go INSANE. Rick had anxiety about his first kiss happening on Hitlers birthday. Gandhi is a freaking jerk!!! Love comes and goes marry your best friend. Chris has fantasies of not having babies. The boys talk p0rn stars! We jump into Chris' trauma and Rick really goes DEEP! The rest of this interview is only on patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS ridge.com/chaos code chaos MizzenAndMain.com code chaos sundayscaries.com code chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/23/202257 minutes, 53 seconds
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Joe Biden is HOT! with Matteo Lane | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 81

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  LIVE FROM  @TheHomelessPimp  HOTEL ROOM AT JUST FOR LAUGHS COMEDY FESTIVAL IT'S CHRISSY CHAOS!!!! Comedian Matteo Lane joins the Chrissy in the bedroom for some CHAOS! Is the X-men about being a homosexual? Is Chris in love with Matteo?!?! Being gay in comedy was different back in the day. Joe Biden was HOT!!! WOW! Chris tells some crazy stories about his daughter. The Pope apologizes to indigenous people. Getting your taste back after covid. Matteo talks parenting! Jazz wears the pants in Chris' house. Some history of Montreal. Losing followers on instagram. Zak Bagans and his haunted museum did not love Matteo werking around the place. The subway back tattoo is HOT! Patreon questions from the fans! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS magicspoon.com/chaos code chaos prizepicks.com code chaos Download the Dave app from the App store right now. Sign up for an Extra Cash account and get up to 500 dollars instantly. For terms and conditions go to dave.com/legal   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/16/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 11 seconds
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Hunter Biden is My HERO! | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 80

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is LIVE FROM A HOTEL BED AT Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal! Joining him in bed this episode is comedian Nimesh Patel! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS meundies.com/chaos sundayscaries.com code chaos betterhelp.com/chaos hellofresh.com/chaos16 code chaos16   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/9/20221 hour, 9 minutes, 55 seconds
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Nimesh Patel is a NUT | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 79

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is LIVE FROM A HOTEL BED AT Just For Laughs Comedy Festival in Montreal! Joining him in bed this episode is comedian Nimesh Patel! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS rsvlts.com/chrissychaos code chrissychaos kiwico.com code chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/2/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 29 seconds
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THE PLANET IS MELTING! | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 78

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    This week Chris is coming to you live from Pete Davidsons apartment. Chris is in the apartment that Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson most definitely (not sure) fell in love in! But now it’s the new CHRISSY CHAOS STUDIO!! 🙌 THIS IS A HOT EPISODE TO GO WITH THE HOT MELTING PLANET 😅😩🤣 THANKS Kylie Jenner for ruining the planet with your 3minute private jet rides in Los Angeles. We’re told about TiTi Jerry’s breakfast prison stories, I Am Papi segments and Christories. Yep we’re continuing with segments Bubbas! This week’s Christories is about Ancient Rome’s Colosseum. What a crazy structure !! Listen to this crazy episode about history, fat asses, and just more Chaos!! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS seatgeek.com code chaos sundayscaries.com code chaos Download the Dave app from the App store right now. Sign up for an Extra Cash account and get up to 500 dollars instantly. For terms and conditions go to dave.com/legal   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/26/20221 hour, 9 minutes, 52 seconds
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Theodore Roosevelt is Andrew Schulz | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 77

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is mid RONA but the content won't STOP! Chris talks about the baby eating it's own poop. Then Chrissy Histories breaks down the INSANE life of Theodore Roosevelt......we realize he was the OG Andrew Schulz. Check out Schulz's new special out now! All the people of the past were never perfect.....would Teddy survive woke culture? Chrissy NEWS CYCLE is hot on the trending headlines! People are sneaking into houses in the Hamptons. New trend is for people to sneakily live inside your house without you knowing. CHAOS! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS If you like the RSVLTS shirt Chris is wearing in this video or have seen him wear before, check out our curated RSVLTS x Chrissy Chaos collection page where you can shop a bunch of other gear as well. Use the code ChrissyChaos at checkout for 20% off your first order! betterhelp.com/chaos Nutrafol.com/men code chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/19/20221 hour, 15 minutes, 46 seconds
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Beautiful Newports | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 76

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is SWINGING this ep! Fresh off some shows in Providence Chris is feeling GREAT! Chris talks about what happened to him and Tampa Tony at the Boston Red Socks game at Fenway park. Chris gets BANGED out for money this week. A man falls through his house and Ti Ti gets in an accident with a weirdo. The world continues to fall apart and be pure anxiety. We answer a few Patreon questions! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS If you like the RSVLTS shirt Chris is wearing in this video or have seen him wear before, check out our curated RSVLTS x Chrissy Chaos collection page where you can shop a bunch of other gear as well. Use the code ChrissyChaos at checkout for 20% off your first order! magicspoon.com/chaos code chaos download the upside app code chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/12/20221 hour, 28 seconds
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Trump OnlyFans with Ti Ti Jerry & Tampa Tony | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 75

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is live on the 4th of July from a backyard BBQ. Chris tries pork! Chris is joined by Ti Ti Jerry and his father Tampa Tony. Ti Ti breaks down the R Kelly case. What is federal prison? Ti Ti is excited for her boyfriend to get out of prison. Whats a first date after serving time like? Ti Ti wants to go on a cruise. Chris wants to take viagra for the patreon. Chris wants Tampa Tony to get ripped for his 75th birthday. What's your reason for living? How do we get gas prices down!? Joe Biden vs Trump in penis size? WHO YOU GOT?! NYC is not safe these days. Worst thing you ever did out of passion. Tampa Tony wants to fix America. Chris talks gender. Chris goes anti-basement! Chris breaks out some dance moves. We answer some Patreon questions!!! FULL CHAOS!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS Download the Dave app from the App store right now. Sign up for an Extra Cash account and get up to 500 dollars instantly. For terms and conditions go to dave.com/legal LUCY.CO CODE CHAOS KIWICO.COM CODE CHAOS HELLOFRESH.COM/CHAOS16 CODE CHAOS16   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/5/20221 hour, 8 minutes, 13 seconds
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Roe v Guliani | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 74

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is live from Homelesspimp's apartment in Manhattan! Rudy Giuliani gets slapped shopping in a grocery store on Staten Island and Chrissy AIN'T HAVING IT!!!! Chris breaks down everything that's going down with Roe v. Wade. Are protest effective? China is banning adult films and can now read your mind and know if you are watching them. Robots are getting even scarier. Homelesspimp was in a shooting scare at the Pride parade in nyc. Chris lets us know how his daughters first birthday party went! FULL CHAOS ALWAYS!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS magicspoon.com/chaos code chaos sundayscaries.com code chaos code chaos for $20 off your first SeatGeek order https://seatgeek.onelink.me/RrnK/CHAOS   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/28/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 52 seconds
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Vote for Pedro with Pete Alonso | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 73

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is live from the NEW YORK METS dugout! Pete Alonso joins the show and wants all the chaos fans to get out there and vote for him in the All Star Game. Chris asks Pete about his career in baseball, his glutes, aliens being real, dugout poops, and making baseball exciting again. Second half of the ep Chris is enjoying his new robe and gossiping about his life from a box at CitiField.   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/21/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 36 seconds
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Chrissy Meets Marshmello | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 72

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS has his new shirt on is fully in the FOG! Chris talks about meeting Marshmello at an influencer event. What is life in the future gonna be like....Chris goes to New York Nico's film debut at the Tribeca Film Festival. Classic New York nights with Chrissy D. The diet is going great! Justin Bieber has Ramsay Hunt syndrome. Why does it feel like more people are in open relationships? Chris loves the new George Carlin documentary. Can nihilism be healthy? Accept everything and don't resist. 7 transgender animals. Chrissy answers some questions from the patreon members!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS magicspoon.com/chaos code chaos download the free UPSIDE app and use code chaos sundayscaries.com code chaos paireyewear.com/chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/14/20221 hour, 10 minutes, 6 seconds
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Pride Boys with Joey Camasta & Barstool Pat | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 71

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS rings in Pride month with the queens of the GAYS! Joey Camasta & Barstool Pat!!! Who else is going gay this month?!?! YASSSSS! How gay is Barstool Sports? Fire Island on Netflix is amazing. We learn a lot about the PRIDE world this episode. Can people in the closet celebrate pride?  @TheHomelessPimp  went to a kink party last week. What's the strangest kink you ever heard of? Shaving your pups is SUS. What color is Chris' butthole. Tim Dillon is the king of the gays. Chris donated sperm when he was young. What era of men were hottest? Who is the sexiest player in the NBA? The girls make plans to march in this years Pride Parade in NYC. What's the gayest thing you have ever done. Best bathrooms to hook up in!? Chris claims his block is diverse. Ti Ti found freedom in prison. Chris had skin tags on his ass cheeks. PRIDE MONTH ALL MONTH GIRLS YASSS!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/7/20221 hour, 35 minutes, 32 seconds
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Summer of CHAOS! | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 70

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is on his solo tip!! Ti TI Jerry is back!!!!! What a great 70 eps of chaos it has been. Ti Ti talks about going to the hospital. Ti Ti doesn't want to take her meds. Chris goes to a Dominican pool party and learns a lot. Latinos are all about love and connection. Ti Ti's sweetheart gets out of prison in 4 months. Should Ti Ti start an Only Fans? IG thots getting paid to go on vacation with gross guys. Science is in charge of society now. Some summer tips from Ti Ti! Chaos patreon flash mob is coming to NYC!!! Jazzy Method actually comes on the pod for the first time!!! Should Chris and Jazz get married? Chris talks about why he doesn't believe in marriage. What do we do with the mental health issue and the homeless? Rolling blackouts are coming all summer YASSSS! Chris talks Joe Rogan aftermath. How was it to be on the Joe Rogan Experience. We answer some patreon questions!!!! What US president would you wanna sleep with?   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/31/20221 hour, 10 minutes, 5 seconds
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Ayahuasca Training with Gareth Reynolds | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 69

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is joined this week by comedian Gareth Reynolds from the Dollop Podcast. Chris talks about his WILD landscaper who won't stop drunk texting him. Tupox is airborne everyone be safe. SHOW YA BUSH! Chris' father is really insane. Chris is doing Joe Rogan's podcast this week! Chris and Gareth talk about their time on the MTV show Failosophy. Hollywood parties are LAME. Quitting Coffee is hard to do and has side effects. We get some ayahuasca training from Gareth. Ayahuasca is a South American psychoactive brew used both socially and as ceremonial spiritual medicine among the indigenous peoples of the Amazon basin. He also gives us some tips for using DMT. How to open your third eye and live a better life. Mushrooms are a tool to open your mind. Money and success aren't the answers to depression. AOC boyfriend is SUS. Life is about balance and fart jokes. FULL CHAOS BABY!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/24/20221 hour, 22 minutes, 24 seconds
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Subway Creatures with Mike Cannon | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 68

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is joined this week by comedian Mike Cannon and Rick McGuire from the Subway Creatures instagram account. The gang reviews some too wild for social media clips that were submitted to Subway Creatures. Sex on the subway seems like a thing! Do people do this?!? Why has the subway become so dangerous lately. What is the craziest thing you have seen on the subway? Ti Ti Jerry and baby violette jump on the poddy and things get WILD!!!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/17/20221 hour, 8 minutes, 38 seconds
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Elon Musk is in DANGER! with Mike Cannon | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 67

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is joinedThis week we are joined by @mikecannon  Check out his comedy Special White Privilege Homeless out May 18th on YouTube! CHECK IT OUT ! Mike and Chris are old friends who have comedy specials out around the same time and worked on by @thehomelesspimp and @NYVideoGuy too! Speshy Weshy is on Netflix, go give it two thumbs up! Mike had food poisoning last week so they keep the topics light. WE MUST SAVE ELON MUSK FROM RUSSIA!!! Diving straight into billionaire, Elon Musk! He claims that he may die ‘under mysterious circumstances’. Okay??! Quickly pivot to Boston Bomber, cute or fuckboi? Imagine going to jail for life so young! Your life is basically over, right? Should you be allowed to choose between euthanasia or going to jail if that young?! NASA says they are going to launch nudes to aliens, what are we sending? Which nudes should be sent first? Ripped actors from The Northman or Elliot Page? We talk about who really directed and produced Kim Kardashian and Ray J's sex tape and who would play Chris in a movie?!!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/10/20221 hour, 8 minutes, 5 seconds
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Carnivore Papi with Brendan Schaub | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 66

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is joined by comedian Brendan Schaub! His special Gringo Papi is out now on youtube!!! Chrissy' NETFLIX special is OUT TODAY!!! Go watch and review it!!!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/3/20221 hour, 12 minutes, 31 seconds
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Nuclear ANXIETY! with Joe List | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 65

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is joined by comedian Joe List! You know him from his podcast @Tuesdays with Stories and his comedy special Are You Mad At Me? Joe just recently closed his Netflix account, but will open it again for Chris' comedy special, Speshy Weshy, and John Wayne Gacy documentary. Chris's new favorite show, Conversations with a Killer: John Wayne Gacy Tapes where he explains his handcuff tricks, what a psycho clown! Joe and Chris remember the last time working together was on The Impractical Jokers Cruise, in February of 2020, WILD. Joe is not really in the know about Elon Musk buying Twitter, but he is down with wearing women's underwear!The boys talk about shit going down on planes lately - no masks, Mike Tyson punching other passengers, and mile high club? You decide if it was..... Mike Tyson can't fight Joe list though, he trains as a MMA and Jiu Jitsu fighter, DON'T MESS WITH JOE!-- check it out! Boys close it out with Joe giving Chris some advice on how to do Joe Rogan's podcast. WHAT SHOULD CHRIS TALK ABOUT WITH JOE ROGAN!?    Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/26/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 58 seconds
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I AM PAPI! | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 64

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS has made his pilgrimage to Puerto Rico!!!!! The island ain't ready for the chaos!!! We talk about how lit the Egyptians were and the medieval ages. Also shout out to baby V making her podcasting debut! THE CHAOS IS HERE BABES!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/19/202258 minutes, 51 seconds
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What's holding YOU back?! | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 63

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS aka CHRISSY SELF HELPS IS ON FIRE TODAY BABES!!!!! STRAP IN FOR SOME ZEN CHAOS!!!! Chris has been reading books and has knowledge to drop on you FOOLS! YASSSS!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/12/20221 hour, 8 minutes, 39 seconds
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Street Dentists in India with Kevin Clancy & John Feitelberg | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 62

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is back in the sunroom on the ISLAND with guests Kevin Clancy & John Feitelberg from KFC Radio. The guys talk Street Dentists in India and the puke starts a flowing!!! CHAOS!!!!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/5/20221 hour, 25 minutes, 27 seconds
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FAT Howard Stern with Andrew Santino | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 61

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is broadcasting LIVE TO TAPE from his hotel room in Las Vegas!!!! He is joined by comedians Andrew Santino and Ti Ti Jerry! YASSSSSS!!!!!! FAT FAT FAT!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/29/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 35 seconds
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OFF the Theraflu!! | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 60

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is back from his weekend on the road and is sick. CHRISSY OFF THE THERAFLUS!!! LETS GO   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/22/202256 minutes, 41 seconds
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NEVER APOLOGIZE with Ari Shaffir | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 59

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy CHAOS is kicking off World War 3 with guest Ari Shaffir!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/15/20221 hour, 27 minutes, 26 seconds
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Mermaids, Ghosts & PU$$Y | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 58

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Histories is here to start the episode and let us know what NATO is, little histories on the Cold War, Berlin Wall and what Putin is doing today. Chris is having a rant but listen in and learn about Ukraine vs. Russia. We are team Ukraine especially because Putin, if you accidentally hurt someone that is transgendered, that helps boost American morale and then Biden will interfere! Is Putin the richest and strongest man in the world? He records all this content, seems a bit like the Michael Scott of dictators, no?! The Chaos crew takes a break from World War III to talk about what's happening with Kanye and Kim and Pete. Kanye West, well known now as Ye, released a new music video with The Game called Eazy. In the video he kidnaps, decapitates and buries a cremation version of Pete Davidson. But at the end of the video says, JK. Oh okay.. still pretty chilling. Anyways, are mermaids real? Is Mark Cuban a good billionaire? We go back to thinking about Kim's power and let's just be honest, pussy power is real! Happy Women's month guys! Listen just try to be a good person, ignore Trump supporting Putin (yikes) and be happy that one of Chris' friends is growing up! Also Bubbas stop drinking Diet coke as it may tie to ADHD and try to find Chris' dissertation.   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/8/20221 hour, 8 minutes, 42 seconds
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SECRETS of the Jewelry Industry | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 57

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    This week the KING of CHAOS is joined by Shim a Jewelry expert! He tells us the SECRETS of the Jewelry Industry. Uncut Gems is real and it's fukin CRAZY!!!! Shim tells us how it was to sell chains to Jay-Z and other famous rappers. New York's gold business' are SUS. Shim talks about riding the subway transporting pure gold bars. How do you know if your jewelry is real or fake. Don't trust jewelers they always steal from you. Shim served in the Israel forces and arrested many terrorists. Is war covid safe?! The jewelry business is dangerous and lawless. People use gold and jewelry to hide money from the drug trade. The jewish mafia is real and is SCARY! Secret jewelry factories are in every city. Chris is getting a gun and asks Shim for some tips. Jay-Z was nasty to Shim. Chris has his Jewelry appraised live on air! Gold is a mysterious substance. Where does it come from and why is it so valuable. EVERYONE BUY GOLD!!!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/1/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 44 seconds
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Habib Mo with Mo Amer | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 56

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is going FULL CHAOS with comedian Mohammed "Mo" Amer!!!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/22/20221 hour, 13 minutes, 48 seconds
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STUPID Aliens with Sam Morril | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 55

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is going FULL CHAOS with comedian Sam Morril!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/15/20221 hour, 38 minutes, 33 seconds
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Gerbil Curious with Ti TI Jerry | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 54

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is back with the ONE AND ONLY Ti Ti Jerry! Ti Ti reveals she is a bit gerbil curious and wants to see what that lifestyle is about. Rihanna is pregnant! Kanye is off the RAILS! CHAOS IS IN FULL BLOOM BABES!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/8/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 16 seconds
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Hit Em Wit The Semolina! with LIL “MO” MOZZARELLA | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 53

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is back on Staten Island with "comedian" LIL “MO” MOZZARELLA!!!! You might have seen Lil Mo on  @Sidetalk  Lil Mo puts us on to his Semolina lifestyle! We talk growing up Italian, Mo's talks about his rise to social media fame and how it all happened. Does Lil Mo believe in ghosts?!?! THIS EPISODE IS CHAOS! Social media is a crazy tool if you use it right. Lil Mo talks being friends with French Montana. How to deal with crazy people. Shout out the first woman drafted by the NBA. RIP QUEEN. The bathroom test.   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/1/202258 minutes, 51 seconds
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Put Your Phone DOWN | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 52

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is out in LA at Paragon Studios. Pimpy is back in NYC with covid. STRAP IN FOR CHRISSY PALM TREES TO POP OFF FULL CHAOS BABES!!! What's going on in the world? Bitcoin crashing while Kanye and his new girl make waves with dumb outfits. WHAT'S EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE PUT DOWN YOUR PHONE!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/25/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 41 seconds
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Traveling Alone with Gianni Paolo | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 51

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is joined by Actor Gianni Paolo aka Brayden Weston on Power and Ghost on Showtime. Also Chaz From the film MaMovie. The babes talk traveling alone, state of the world, and steroids!!! YASSSS!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/18/20221 hour, 7 minutes, 6 seconds
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He Called The Cops On Me with The Girls Gotta Eat | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 50

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is joined by The Girls Gotta Eat podcast aka Rayna Greenberg and Ashley Hesseltine! Bad relationships, toxic behavior, and a few trending topics!! FULL CHAOS!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/11/202258 minutes
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What's The Truth? with Ti Ti Jerry | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 49

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos and Ti Ti Jerry are here to start your year off right with some CHAOS!!!!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
1/4/20221 hour, 4 minutes, 20 seconds
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WHERE YOU AT 2022?! | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 48

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is on the road all week with Sal Vulcano!! Check his website to see if he is in your city! THIS EPISODE IS PURE CHAOS!! Filmed in the green room at the show last night in Texas. CHRIS IS WILD!!! Peace 2021 SUCK IT!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/28/202156 minutes, 14 seconds
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Omnicrony Christmas | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 47

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is joined by surprise guest RONA19 p2!!! It's gonna be a different type of Christmas this year. The holidays seem very rona heavy this year. THAT DOESN'T STOP THE CHAOS!!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/21/20211 hour, 8 minutes, 18 seconds
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Everyone Needs to SHUT UP! | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 46

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is joined by surprise guest RONA19!!!! WE are locked down in the Garage aka the Chaos Health Center! Chris vs Covy!!! LETS GO!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/14/202156 minutes, 17 seconds
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Sexuality is a HOAX with Ian Fidance | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 45

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is joined by COMEDIAN  Ian Fidance  this week! Chrissy needs to stay fresh and will be getting a haircut during todays episode. Shout out Jeremy from Cartel Hair Studio in SoHo. We get to the bottom of sexuality and what it means to be bisexual. When was your first time fooling around with a guy. What makes you gay? Is lust a negative thing? Alec Baldwin is in bad trouble, him and his wife delete their social media. The cuomo's are taking a BEATING. Elon Musk's new haircut is WILD. Social media and porn has ruined everything. Addiction is the root of humanity. WE find out what Ian's rockbottom was. How to know you have a drinking problem. The worst day Ian has ever lived. Being in jail before a job interview. Chris is LIT off his new David Goggins book! LETS GO! Everything is in your head. Most of life is just a reflection of what you fill your head with. Stay in the FOG. People need to be more open with themselves and their point of views. WE HAVE A BIG SURPRISE FOR IAN!!!!!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
12/7/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 3 seconds
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BING BONG with Nems | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 44

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    This week Chrissy Chaos is joined by rapper Nems from Sidetalknyc. We talk about his latest string of super viral videos and what goes into making them. We also talk ghosts, rap, prison, being homeless and way more. WELCOME TO CHAOS BABES!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/30/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 3 seconds
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Sh!t The Bed with Sergio Chicon | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 43

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    This week Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedian Sergio Chicon. Filmed this in the greenroom before the show at the Wilbur Theatre in Boston. THE CHAOS TOUR IS COMING TO YOUR CITY!!!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/23/202159 minutes, 49 seconds
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3 Pump KINGS! with Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 42

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/16/202153 minutes, 30 seconds
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Out-Of-Body Experience with Jessica Kirson & Rachel Feinstein | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 41

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is joined by comedians Jessica Kirson & Rachel Feinstein. They talk near death experiences and out of body experiences. CHAOS IS IN FULL EFFECT ON THIS ONE!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/9/20211 hour, 21 minutes, 14 seconds
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RAGE is LIT | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 40

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos IS HAVING A MELT DOWN!!! FULL RAGE CHAOS!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
11/2/202153 minutes, 14 seconds
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Halloween Queens | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 39

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos aka AOC is joined by Ti Ti Jerry aka J-Lo to celebrate Halloween!!! Who do you think has the better costume this year?! Ti Ti has stopped taking her Estrogen pills. She wants to keep it natural. Ti Ti hasn't had a man in 2 years! WHO THINKS THEY CAN HANDLE J-LO. Men are full of it! Tax the rich YASSSS GURL! These 2 dope queens cover some of the top headlines around the world. China has nukes, serial killers died via swamp, and more! We test Ti Ti's knowledge of history! How was Halloween in prison? A few classic stories from prison. Ti Ti wants to see Chris and Vinny get married. What was the craziest thing you did as a kid? WIG SWAP BABES! Ti Ti talks about her school days. Ti Ti talks about how she got her face scars. AOC does her own laundry! Ti Ti is PR Hillary Clinton! Ti Ti admits she isn't scared of anything on this planet.   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/26/20211 hour, 15 minutes, 11 seconds
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Swallow Your Ego with Rickey Velez | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 38

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is in the sunroom with comedian Rickey Velez who has a new comedy special coming to HBO on October 23! They talk Machine Gun Kelly, King of Staten Island and Chris asks Ricky a tough FMK!!! Ti Ti pops in and things go OFF THE RAILS PURE CHAOS!!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/19/20211 hour, 28 minutes, 16 seconds
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Breaking Amish with Joe Santagato | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 37

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is back in the basement with this weeks guest  JOE SANTAGATO from the Basement Yard Podcast. Chris vents to Joe about how the road is taking a toll on him. Another new hidden cost has popped up in Chris' new home. Chris is feeling rundown from running around the country. More diet problems from Chrissy B!tch hips. Shout out salads. Koreans are number one! Chris finds out what race Joe is. Joe's first sexual memory. Is North Korea SUS? Joe believes aliens are real. The boys get lost in the Amish lifestyle. Could you go full Amish? What do the Amish believe? How do the Amish live? Do the Amish go to the dentist? WE KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT DENTISTS! Homelesspimp spelling bee is coming soon. Hitler has a baby piece. CHAOS!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/12/202156 minutes, 18 seconds
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DMT & Doughnuts with Mike Cannon | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 36

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is broadcasting from Staten Island with Comedian Mike Cannon! They talk DMT while Chris orders doughnuts. They tackle a few news stories from the headlines and share a few stories from the road. Mike and Chris used to go on tour with each other when they first started comedy. Chris is lost in the carbs babe LOST!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
10/5/20211 hour, 18 minutes, 31 seconds
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Gold Medal Wankers with Andrew Santino | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 35

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is broadcasting from LA with Andrew Santino from the Bad Friends Podcast and Whiskey Ginger! YASSSS!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/28/20211 hour, 13 minutes, 59 seconds
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Staten Island GARBAGE | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 34

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is broadcasting from his new house with the Are You Garbage Podcast!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/21/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 32 seconds
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LIFE IS A CONSPIRACY | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 33

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is broadcasting for the last time from his Brooklyn apartment. We talk conspiracy theories about the Taliban. Chris ALREADY has some pool issues. We chat with Ti Ti's parole officer. How should we celebrate Ti Ti's birthday in Florida? Sound off in the comments. Vinny chimes in and talks about how hard moving is with Mr.Chaos. We answer a few fan questions. One fan has some WILD ideas about what's really going on in the world right now. CHAOS!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/14/202157 minutes, 9 seconds
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Triangle Butt Intervention | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 32

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is broadcasting from his NEW HOUSE aka CHAOS MANOR!!! Vinny has an intervention for Chris about the current state of his ass. CHAOS!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
9/7/20211 hour, 15 minutes, 2 seconds
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Attention Crisis with Ti Ti Jerry | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 31

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is on back on the CHAOS COUCH with the iconic Ti Ti Jerry and they address America's attention crisis while enjoying a few TREATS.   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/31/20211 hour, 9 minutes, 4 seconds
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Where this Country STARTED! with Shane Gillis | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 30

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is on the road in Philly live from THE HOMELESSPIMP'S hotel room with Shane Gillis! STRAP IN CUZ THIS EP IS FULL CHAOS!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/24/20211 hour, 11 minutes, 52 seconds
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Mayonnaise People with Ms. Pat | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 29

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is back on the Chaos Couch with Ms. Pat!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/17/20211 hour, 12 minutes, 3 seconds
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Enjoy the END! | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 28

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    Chrissy Chaos is back on the Chaos Couch in Brooklyn. We learn about the current state of robots and realize the world is over. ENJOY THE END!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/10/20211 hour, 1 second
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Aliens are HERE! with Bobby Lee | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 27

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    This episode Bobby Lee join the CHAOS! Chrissy Chaos defends himself from Bobby Lee popping off on him. DRAMA! Bobby doesn't know he's from North Korea.....What's really going on in North Korea? Bobby want's to reshoot Annie but in North Korea. Is Bobby Lee a problematic asian? Bobby talks about using Meth at 12 years old. Bobby takes a stance on aliens. Aliens are here among us! Bobby tells a story about his first encounter with the alien world. SHOUT OUT AA! Shout OUT Little Greys! Racism is real! Bobby Lee talks about his first kiss and first love. Bobby Lee's childhood home was haunted. Him and his brother experienced demonic possessions on multiple occasions. Bobby tells a few Comedy Store ghost stories. Sam Kinison was attacked by ghosts at the Comedy Store. The golden age of internet comedy content is upon us! Should we all band together and make the wildest movie ever made?!? Let us know in the comments CHRISTIANS!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
8/3/20211 hour, 16 minutes, 3 seconds
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Paranormal Activity with Brendan Schaub | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP26

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    This episode Chrissy Chaos is chatting with comedian Brendan Schaub!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/27/202158 minutes
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CUTEosis with Vinny Guadagnino | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 25

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    This episode Chrissy Chaos is chilling with Vinny Guadagnino AKA the Keto Gudio from the Jersey Shore! The two sex icons talk dieting, how it is to be part of the Jersey Shore crew and how reality TV can impact your life. CHAOS ALL DAY BABE!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/20/202158 minutes, 34 seconds
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Completely OFF The Rails! | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 24

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    This episode Chrissy Chaos is running on NO SLEEP and things go OFF THE RAILS! The new baby runs the house and shits on everyone! Baby poop is cute. Shout out Breast Milk, it's the key to life! Breast Milk facts. The connection between a Mother and the baby is CRAZY. When is a father the most useful to his kids? Chris breaks down how he's gonna deal with raising a teenager. We check the status of Chris' new daughter's gender. WHY DO COWS EXIST! COWSPIRACY! Chris going in on those milk bags. Chris is on NO sleep and running off the rails!! His diet is falling apart! Shout out Nick Cannon AKA the WOMB RAIDER! Chris breaks down what's going on with Bill Cosby. COSPIRACY! Ti Ti Jerry stops by for a bit and things go full chaos! Ti Ti talks about the time she escaped from Police custody in the 90s. We answer a few fan questions YASSSS! When we die are we reborn? Who would you wanna be born as? CHAOS!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/13/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 44 seconds
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New DADDY Pride | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 23

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    This episode of Chrissy Chaos is a HERSTORIC ONE! Chris welcomes the new baby to the chaos family! YASSSS   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
7/6/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 19 seconds
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Hot Girl Summer with Ti Ti Jerry | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 22

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    This episode Chrissy Chaos is kicking off hot girl summer with Ti Ti Jerry! Chris new show on TruTV is coming out July 8th! Make sure you check out Backyard Bar Wars on TruTV. What's your nightmare show to be known for? Chris bombed in front of the Mets owner at a corporate gig. Ti Ti Jerry is over cleaning the Chaos house and pops on the PODDY! Ti Ti talks about freebasing cocaine and how it felt. What's the worst drug you have ever done? Is there air conditioning in prisons? Ti Ti tells us about a time she almost passed out from being too hot in prison. Ti Ti weighs in on Transgender weightlifter in New Zealand’s Olympic team. Shout out Tyra Banks! Ti Ti is coming for America's Next Top Model!! We warn Ti Ti about the dangers of being a model. Ti Ti on Manhattan City Council candidate caught with dominatrix in leaked video. NYC mayor race is heating up! Ti Ti is cleaning houses in the NYC area! We answer a few fan questions. Ti Ti thinks everyone should be single this summer and enjoy a true hot girl summer! What makes Ti Ti mad. Ti Ti spent most her life in prison so we are starting a new series called Ti Ti's bucket list! Coming soon to patreon. Ti Ti puts Chrissy Teigen on BLAST! Ti Ti talks about what it was like to experience 9/11 while being in prison. CHAOS!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/29/20211 hour, 4 minutes, 44 seconds
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Livin La Vida Loca | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 21

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    This episode Chrissy Chaos is anxious about his new daughter being born within the next week! Vin has to give birth to an 8 pound baby! Chris is hitting the road doing stand up comedy! Make sure to check him out while he's in your city! Woman gives birth to baby while in coma. Chris and Vin admit their babies were ugly babies. What animals pull out? Vin and Chris talk about if they are going to get their tubes tied and/or a vasectomy for Chrissy D. Should Chris get a vasectomy? Let us know in the comments LOL. Chris talks about Jon Stewart's Wuhan bit on late night with Stephen Colbert. Billie Eilish said some WILD things on social media. Chris vs Dad Jokes! Chrissy Chaos tires to get his dad joke muscle flexing for the premier of his new TruTV show Backyard Bar Wars. Chris and Vin compare diets. We answer a few questions from the fans! Send your questions to: [email protected] A Couple Handcuffed Together for 123 Days Immediately Breaks Up Upon Release. Bee's have learned how to open up bottles of soda. Christory Distefano talks the history of Juneteenth. At the end of the episode we have a sneak peek at the content you are missing out on if you are NOT a member of our Patreon!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/22/20211 hour, 5 minutes, 53 seconds
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Logan Paul vs My Daughter | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 20

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!    This episode Chrissy Chaos is back on his SOLO in Brooklyn. The NEW baby is almost here! Chris will have his days old baby as a guest on the poddy. Will Chris' daughter Delilah have an issue with having a new baby in the house? Chris ANNOUNCES a new celebrity boxing match! 10 things you didn't know about babies. Chris talks about the surprise baby shower they threw for Vin and it WENT FULL CHAOS! Chrissy movie reviews talks about the new Netflix movie Stowaway. What did the founding fathers sound like? How hard is the citizenship exam in the USA? Chris answers a few questions from the fans YASSSS! Dating advice from Chrissy Chaos....invited the girl to the park and see if she like pizza....THEHOMELESSPIMP and Ti Ti Jerry are going on a romantic helicopter ride around Manhattan at sunset. Sinkholes are terrifying! Is Satan on the rise? Are people trying to make Satan cool? There's some kid on TikTok who is stuck in the year 2027?! WHAT IS GOING ON! Is this purgatory? 48 laws of power YASSSS! FULL CHAOS!   Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/14/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 2 seconds
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Can I Join Fifth Harmony? with Ally Brooke | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 19

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This episode Chrissy Chaos is chatting with pop star Ally Brooke from Fifth Harmony. WILD! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/8/202148 minutes, 38 seconds
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Favorite Crimes with John Gotti's Hitman | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 18

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This episode Chrissy Chaos is chatting with former hitman for the mob John Alite. Mr.Alite was one of John Gotti's top killers and Chris invited him into his home. PURE CHAOS!!!! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
6/1/20211 hour, 8 minutes, 1 second
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Ayahuasca Lessons with Annie Lederman | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 17

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This episode Chrissy Chaos is chatting with comedian Annie Lederman from the BloodBath Podcast. They talk Taste Buds and Joe DeRosa. Shout out Homelesspimp! Donnell Rawlings is a great comic who helped them both out. Annie and Chris used to be roommates. Annie talks about her new habit of visualization meditation....that she never does. Annie loves that the CHAOS family is all back together. Stories from back in the day! Shitty New York Apartments and people being creeps. Annie breaks down her Ayahuasca trips and how they impacted her life. MAIL BAG WITH TI TI JERRY! TI TI talks dating apps, crimes that shouldn't be illegal and life behind bars. 48 laws of power and MORE! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/25/20211 hour, 16 minutes, 49 seconds
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Immaculate Chrisception | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 16

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This episode Chrissy Chaos.... Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/18/20211 hour, 9 minutes, 36 seconds
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Summer of LOVE with Tim Dillon | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 15

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This episode Chrissy Chaos chats with comedian Tim Dillon about aliens, the police, the state of LA, instagram famous cats being murdered, rap music, Timmy D's predictions for this summer 2021, and more! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/11/20211 hour, 8 minutes, 3 seconds
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Jerry Seinfeld Left Me On Read with Mark Normand | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 14

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This episode Chrissy Chaos chats with comedian Mark Normand! People need to be hit again things have gotten too easy with the internet. Only let in information that effects your life! YOU CAN'T WORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING. The news cycle is getting desperate! We get it you need clicks SHUT UP. Cancel culture is dumb. Nothing changes just the people alive on Earth. Shout out MagicSpoon! 48 laws of COMEDY! Syphilis is insane. Is America built on bullying? WE NEED IT! Shout out Ryan Reynolds! The boys talk about their open mic days. Jerry Seinfeld ghosted Chris and got mad at Mark Normand. Chris talks about the time he read texts he had sent Jerry on his Patreon! Mark talks about his worst bombs in comedy and how it haunts your memory after. Quarantine saved Mark's relationship with JERRY! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
5/4/20211 hour, 10 minutes, 41 seconds
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Puerto Ricans in Paris| Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 13

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This episode Chrissy Chaos talks about his upcoming baby and how the his kid can't spell. What are top cities for plastic surgery? Who gets the most plastic surgery done white women? ANXIETY TUESDAY IS ABOUT HIKING TODAY! Ever throw up on a hike?! How do you survive lost in the woods?! Vin and Chris went to Paris and things get WILD. Vin talks what it's like to be in Paris with Chris.....TI TI JERRY answers some mail from the fans! Will she chop off her WEE WEE?! Chris answers a few video questions from the fans. If you want to send us a video question email us at [email protected] When did you fall out of love with sports? What's the sexiest learning disability? Chris talks about how awkward it can get with a new girlfriends parents. 48 laws of power time!!!! Poop fingers are the ultimate defense. Vin and Chris talk about bar fights. Shout out Brendan Schaub and Ghost Adventures! Chrissy talks about the Catacombs of Paris. Even Elon Musk is afraid of his baby mamma. Shout out Nate Bargatze! Homelesspimp talks about the insane thing that happened while Netflix was taping Nate's special. Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   FOLLOW THE CLIPS PAGE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCbu7rQDxBYMsuKQeX-x4fEQ/videos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/27/20211 hour, 2 minutes, 44 seconds
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Live From Logan Paul's Living Room | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 12

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This episode Chrissy Chaos is LIVE from Logan Paul's living room. He told us to come over but wasn't there so we set up a 3 camera shoot in his living room! We sat down and interview Logan Paul's roommates The Truth Experiment, Dwarf Mamba, and David The German. Most the episode we kick it with Jake Broido aka The Truth Experiment who is a DOPE music producer! We bother the people servicing the Paul residence. We find out how people find their way into moving into Logan Paul's creator house. The anxiety that comes with living in a HYPE house. During quarantine Jake left his girl to move in with Logan Paul and Chris got back with his ex and got her pregnant. Life is what you make it BABES. Logan Paul is HOT. Jake talks about the time Tekashi 69 dropped by and hung out with the Logan Paul crew. Tekashi 69 on gangster culture. We find out The Truth Experiment's 5 year plan......Is Logan Paul a positive cult leader? Jake give his advice to Tik Toker's who are almost 30. NFT tips from someone who has made millions doing it! 48 laws of power time! LA is your hot ex girlfriend. TI TI JERRY'S MAIL BOX IS HERE! Ti Ti talks rona and prison ghost stories. The Truth Experiment calls out Joe Rogan for constantly hating on LA. The Truth Experiment talks about how it is to date someone in a wheelchair. This episodes mental health tip is to start microdosing mushrooms and not take yourself seriously. Evan aka Dwarf Mamba wakes up and stumbles on to the show. We talk to him about Tampa, breakfast, and dirtbag life. Chris is gonna just move into Logan Paul's house why the hell not! We find out that David The German is not a real german and is bad in bed. SHOUT OUT LOGAN PAUL SHOUT OUT TI TI YASSSSS! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/20/20211 hour, 10 minutes, 41 seconds
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Stretch Marks & Sharts | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 11

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This episode Chrissy Chaos is back in action on the couch of the air bnb TruTV got him in LA. Chris wouldn't mind if his kids changed religions. The first installment of Ti Ti Jerry's Mail Bag is here! YASSSS. We had the WORST Easter dinner. DISGUSTING. LA is a mystery and makes no sense. It's a city that's built on insecurity and ego. The day Chris met Magic Johnson and found out the first baby was indeed his. A wild story about Vinny falling down but saving the baby. Vin is going wild for her 3rd pregnancy. Chris talks about a BAD experience he had on edibles in the past. TheHomelessPimp has a WILD story about taking a Uber in LA. Chris doesn't have a wardrobe department on his new tv show. Chris talks about taking a class at Barrys Bootcamp. Chris breaks down whats going on in the ocean after watching the film Seaspiracy. Is it too late to save the ocean? Fish farms are INSANE. TI TI Jerry answers a few fan emails about crypto currency, aliens invading, and her future plans. 48 laws of power teaches us another valuable lesson. Christory Distefano segment gets WILD about Emperor Norton a mentally ill man who declared himself the emperor of the US. The media made him the first Donald Trump for some reason WILD. Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/13/20211 hour, 17 minutes, 31 seconds
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Juiced UP with Tom Segura | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 10

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This episode Chrissy Chaos is chatting with Tom Segura! THINGS GET WILD! The boys talk about steroids and how they wish athletes were just allowed to use them! MAKE SPORTS GREAT AGAIN. Chris talks about the side effects he had from his steroid use. How much better you feel after you loose weight. Leading man face best friend bodies. Tom and Chris talk about how much it sucks to be embarrassed of your body. They share a few stories about how their bodies have embarrassed them over the years. Some WILD stories about Chris' dad. Chris thought Tom was from Ecuador but he's not! Chris read him facts about Ecuador anyway. 48 LAWS OF POWER gets real this week. Then they close out the show on an anxiety tuesday break about how Tom was affected by the BRUTAL injury he had recently. Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
4/6/202145 minutes, 44 seconds
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Intergalactic Satanists | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 9

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This episode Chrissy Chaos is back in the Whiskey Ginger studio to bring the CHAOS! The Homelesspimp is coming next week things will get WILD! Vin hates the new expensive air b n b Chris got for the rest of their time in LA. Vin compares it to the Christmas tree Chris cut down for her this past year. Don and Andrew talk about how Donny spread covid to the king ginger. The pyramids are insane! HOW DID THEY HAPPEN?! ALIENS CUZ? Were dinosaurs smart like humans? Were dinosaurs racist? Vin pops on for a quick KISS, Q public schools, the digital world is a mess babe, Chris has taken the bus in the last 3 months, shout out Lil Nas X and satan! Lil Nas taught up that satan is white, the cameras got unplugged for a few mins and no one noticed! Chrissy card limits, it's all about that salt CUZ, 48 laws of power break! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/30/202155 minutes, 47 seconds
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Andrew Santino & Vasectomies | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 8

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This episode Chrissy Chaos is joined by Andrew Santino from Whiskey Ginger and Bad Friends. They talk how gingers are made, how LA is changing Chrissy D, Chris talks about hanging out with Logan Paul and Addison Rae, Santino reads a few of Addison Rae's posts, Uncle Santino tries to teach Chris' kids a few pranks, is Chris getting a vasectomy, Chris is afraid he's only able to make girls, what is a douche? What should Chrissy Chaos do for his gender reveal party, 48 laws of power! Don't offend the wrong person, How did Chris and Vinny really meet?! Chris' daughter finds some strange things in the Bad Friends studio, Santino's grandmother is a SAVAGE, you should treat everyone the same, Chris and Santino talk about the hottest male movie stars, Santino almost had to serve a sentence at Tent City in Arizona, Chris vs bologna, Knocked Up is cancelled, whens the best time of day to have sex, Should Vinny start an only fans? CHRIS GOES FULL CHAOS! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/23/20211 hour, 7 minutes, 59 seconds
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Desert Dirt Bags | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 7

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This episode Chrissy Chaos and Sergio Chicon AKA BLIZZY are out in the GREAT OUTDOORS CUZ! They are broadcasting from the desert of Arizona like some true dirt bags. They talk about how the weekend of shows is going at the House of Comedy in Phoenix, Arizona. Vinny had to go to the emergency room and Chris falls in love with the healthcare system of Arizona. Our road guy Billy tells us a quality POOP story. They chat about the day they spent at Goldfield Ghost Town, is Sergio Mr.Potato head?!, Vinny thinks the apartment is haunted, Whats really good with cacti?, why are reptile lovers called herps, Then we jump back to Chrissy Chaos on the couch in Brooklyn and we talk Chrissy pilots LA plans for the next few months. Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Bluechew.com - promo code Chaos   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/16/202154 minutes, 2 seconds
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Fresh Outta Prison with TiTi Jerry | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 6

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This episode Chris has on TiTi Jerry who is fresh off serving 25 years in prison. They talk prison reform, what it's like to live in prison for years and years, why stealing is addicting, who are the best lovers in prison, TiTi's friendship with Son of Sam and how he acted in jail, if the money was right it was right!, prison is all about survival and struggle, Ronald DeFeo Jr. who committed the crimes of the Amityville horror was in love with TiTi, the prison hierarchy and how it works, how the first day in prison works for you mentally, being transgender in America, accept who you are life is short!, treat people with respect and don't snitch, officers in prison are dirty and dangerous, TiTi talks about how she had to cut some people to protect one of her husbands, TiTi teaches an enemy a lesson with her poop, how to deal with anxiety in prison. Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/9/20211 hour, 15 minutes, 33 seconds
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Modern Family AKA The Throuple | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 5

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This episode Chris has on his co-baby daddy on!!! Tristan Rega and they talk living the real modern family lifestyle, what it takes to enjoy life while being part of a throuple, how to raise kids the right way, what is BitCoin, was it stupid of Chris to sell all his BitCoin for no reason, the future of BitCoin, what is gold and how does it make the US dollar powerful?, Tristan thinks aliens are time travelers, how to keep a baby momma happy, theres gyms now that mine BitCoin, Chris tackles another one of the 48 laws of power!!! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
3/2/20211 hour, 3 minutes, 58 seconds
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Dating Anxiety with Tank Sinatra! | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 4

This episode Chris has on his FIRST guest Tank Sinatra aka Tanks Good News on social media! They talk Bitcoin, book lists and fashion, Vinny helps Tank with a haircut, RIP Rush Limbaugh, Tank read about Malcom X, Slug anatomy, This week Chris and Tank talk about law 4 from The 48 Laws of Power, Say Less!, be careful with sarcasm, Tank used this book for Dating life, being paranoid that your partner is cheating on you, Chris and Vinny talk about cheating anxiety, boys talk Parables, Chrissy Histories gets WILD, how to travel across the country the right way, Tank helps Chris move a dresser to the garbage. CHAOS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/23/20211 hour, 9 minutes, 32 seconds
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Bitcoin Queen | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 3

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This episode Chris breaks down Bitcoin and why it's a great time to invest, it's the HomelessPimp's birthday, Chris explains what he would do if he was Whitney Houston for a day, Clubhouse is addicting, Chris tells a story about selling off his old apartment and Vinny's tia had a heart attack!, Chris gets a delivery live on air, bad haircuts are the worst, Shout out Tank Sinatra, Anxiety Tuesday this week is all about Transcendental Meditation, and Christory Distefano is about Hannibal Barca who was a Carthaginian general and one of the first black generals in history! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/15/202155 minutes, 44 seconds
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Anxiety Tuesday | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 2

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos!  This episode Chris talks about unplugging from social media, The Dissident and what happened to Jamal Khashoggi, a mouse got sucked into his vacuum cleaner, the real story of Abraham Lincoln's assassination, how to name a baby in 2021, Anxiety Tuesday is all about impact social media has on us all, Chris reveals he used to keep a diary in his mid twenties, 48 Laws of Power teaches us that China is LIT, Learn the limitations of kindness BABES Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy   CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/9/202159 minutes, 30 seconds
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Welcome To The Chaos| Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 1

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! This episode Chris goes goes full VIKING mode and gets fully charged to get this podcast off to a YAAASSSS start! Chris talks about having a baby thats gonna be born on 4th of July, His new favorite book the 48 Laws of Power, what is OnlyFans?, and a bunch more!  Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ Also check out Chris' podcast History Hyenas! EVERY week Chris Distefano and comedian Yannis Pappas dive deep into a history topic and GO WILD!!! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZP_...​ https://www.instagram.com/historyhyen...​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
2/2/202152 minutes, 35 seconds