Chelsea and her dog discuss squeaky sounds, documentarys (Tell Them You Love Me), Rie Parenting, and assess inventory of how product is moving. Also: grama impressions, hummingbird asmr, big dogs. A blood pants customer calls to discuss carbon underwear. Chelsea tries to speak italian to the probable great shame of her ancestors. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Aisling Bea (plus 1) comes to reluctantly share her origin story as Chelsea continues to chase a Pulitzer for her intrepid journalistic instincts. Accents! Gigs! Bath calls! Psychics! In this episode Chelsea is told she has uk vibes and is queer-coded. The first Gay Test, sharing makeup, hygiene, 10-2 politics.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chelsea invites pal Brendon Walsh into the studio to discuss microdosing allergy meds, muting paranoia, pants-less therapists, hanging curtains as a cure for sadness, etc. Brendon recounts a childhood of pure violence. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nick Kroll joins the pod to talk to callers on their parents phone plans, take food tests, list allergies, and discuss things like Runyan Canyon lipquids and the smell of rainy school days.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chelsea is joined by Scott Aukerman and Brendon Walsh for a very special pod. Also with: Nick Kroll, Moshe Kasher, Aisling Bea. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A punning Rick Glassman and dazzling Chelsea meet for the first time, scrutinize each others mouth sounds, and discuss misophonic reactions to chip crunchin, ice chompin, and sharp perfumes. Also: Rick’s comfort in lying and lack of self-consciousness, Chelsea’s lack of feeling, the alpha/beta dynamic, Rick’s stand-up secret (act outs), merits of being high, Rick’s troubled left testicle, donuts vrs sundaes, a Chabbat caller bails, Detroit landmarks, a compelling vision of Chelsea on Rick’s podcast. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Todd Glass and Chelsea are reunited for a robust session of selling items with every ounce of their souls.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hacks writer and Tiktok enthusiast Joe Mande joins for a podcast that takes a neggy turn midway through, culminating in a pizza party! Callers watch TV and walk around creaky environments slamming doors through a discussion of: the Parks N Rec writers room, the societal merits of being a hater, Dave King's debate pod, how to approach celebs, gross social media recipes, fermented foods, babka, and what Joe pickles. Canned peaches girl calls again.  A “bewildered” caller tells Chelsea she posts too much and doesnt get enough engagement. Another caller let's Chelsea know that her brother does not like Chelsea. A girl calls Joe: "Chris." A commenter says Joe looks 70. A girl describes her past lives, as explored through meditation. PCP and Fit Shortie. Slash g. Slash s.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chelsea takes calls & goes through your voicemails, answering all your burning questions about social media resentments, hoarders, rejection, crushes, adult friendship, spontaneity lovers versus planners, family movies, celeb friends, rattlesnakes and other predator animals in cities, travel, coffee quitters, trinkets and gift-giving. A foreign government musician calls! A special voicemail music mix by the legendary Kooool Kojak.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Author of the upcoming cookie recipe book "Crumbs", former food writer for the la times and die hard wendy williams fan joins CCP to discuss citrus, the pch, willow smith, marie kondo quitting, calling people honey, comment sections closing time vibes, cookie ice cream sandwiches, ozempic bruising, plastic use, composting and spaghetti limone. Canned peaches/tahini girl shocks the pod. A discussion of an ideal international record time. A campaign for charoset to be a year round snack. Chelsea is a new podcast listener and shares thoughts....See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chelsea chats about robot overlords then makes several half-hearted attempts at guided visualizations with largely disinterested callers who probably have Aphantasia. An overlong discussion of B12. Salad talk. A celebration of Kojak’s songs. Comment section outrage. Sweet tooth snacks. Protein. A brown recluse cameo featuring tunneling necrotic flesh. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Concord's own Blake Anderson is in studio for a high-octane, alarming ep in which we learn that Aphantasia, though it affects 1% of the population, affects 95% of CCP callers. Harrowing updates on a past ep's attack mini poodle and Chelsea's Blokudoku score. A hyper, coffee-fueled, spooky consortium on coyotes, mountain lions, work passwords, airports, Cycle Yanks, and rabies. Chelsea chases another Pullitzer in her deep dive investigative journalism around key words: "Virginia" and 'dogs" and introduces the show's first SuperGavel(tm). Some food tests. Episode culminates in a super-taster test strip tasting. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chelsea has garish accidentally purple eyebrows and hosts comedy genius Roisin Canarty. As Chelsea squints for invisible subtitles that never come, she learns about claggy foods, sliding fruit, and the best mascara.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A very bay ep with one of chelseas jr high school besties, a dr w a phd in theology and impeccable penmanship, Sarai Crain comes to the show. Songs! A discussion of being silly as a survival mechanism in 7th and 8th grades, shy roasters, crimped bangs, perms, rayon as a dominant textile, starter jackets, used leggings. Chelsea learns that many of her callers used to be emo. Chelsea as a failed blond. A callers Brazilian Petroleum fail and a teachers “sounds naive” in red ink. DJP caller ! First time drunk. Oysters / mussels / spengers. Chelsea learns she has mispronounced Appalachian her whole life.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chelsea is interviewed by a strange and largely benevolent robot in this very special episode. With her directorial debut "First Time Female Director" out on Roku, a PMSing Chelsea takes a sudden philosophical interest in the world of criticism and review culture, envies scientists, mourns for Wendy Williams, explores the most polite way to say one has to go to the bathroom, and learns about pillow weight gain. Caller "Golden Tickets" and the first "Ozempic Food Test" are introduced. Longtime podcaster, first time crying on podcastpodcaster.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

"The Sandwich King" Jeff Mauro, whose aunt was head of rat patrol for the city of Chicago, pops by to eat his favorite sandwich and share a malted milkshake. He and Chelsea invent the seesaw technique, and discuss Chuck e Cheese pizza, Katsu, habitual toasters, char, bean sandiwches, eggplant and tahdig, rice, hinged rolls, gloppy food like egg salad, and ciabatta aka she-broughta bread. A caller introduces the first ever "Dog Test!" Chelsea starts typing a podcast show bible and is almost taken out by a caraway seed.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Entertainer-to-the-bone Paul Scheer, hot off a cold plunge, blasts into the CCP studio for a late in the day coffee and high-octane, wordplay-heavy chat about highly sensitive people, "sir" as a slur, work emails, work costumes, cannoli, Yordy Rance, cold cases, OCD, intrusive thoughts, personality disorders, age. A therapist calls and refuses to diagnose Chelsea. Crying at a Veteran's hospital and children's hospital. Dog gurneys. Aliens. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this very special episode Chelsea is joined by two Rokuligans, comedy geniuses, and cast members of First Time Female Director: Benito Skinner and Kate Berlant. Benny roasts Chelsea’s phone while Chelsea nurses her hand wounds from a fall on the way into studio. They attempt a variety of accents, discuss the merits of setting spray, and a caller raises awareness on the emergency blueberry bagel as medicine for stomach viruses. Kate arrives and the trio speaks on Beaudegas, marzipan and princess cake, yucca fries, la restaurants, sparkling tea, the breville bambino, teeth, veneers, salmon recipes, air fryer issues,microwaves versus cooking over the cauldron, cheese, breastmilk, Roku city, Mexico city, girl couch, Bennys tv show, Kate's stage show, and becoming a cheesemonger apprentice as a mid-life career shift. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two prominent women in film, beauty influencer Esther Povitsky and renowned shut-in Chelsea Peretti, come together to discuss food, almost exclusively. You can see them starring in “First Time Female Director” on Roku Friday March 8 and Drugstore June on Apple March 8. Do a double-header or just watch Chelsea’s. Thanks!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Quad-dominant podcaster Chelsea Peretti listens to your voicemails, takes calls, and ponders the very meaning of time in this musically front-heavy episode. A sailor pop song! A jellyfish attack! An exercise clothing vendor! A dramatic recipe monologue. Pottery. Santa's anus. Lavender lattes. Etc. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chelsea welcomes highlining daredevil Faith Dickey to talk the wild world of highlining, when you walk across a rope super high up. Why is it valuable to do scary things?  Is moderation the key to longevity? Infrared, compression sleeves, scrapers, epsom salts. Callers share what risks they take. An aspiring stand-up calls. Airplane etiquette. A solo round of "Who's Slurpin." Shoestring, curly, waffle, and steak fries. Malt vinegar. Brown sauce. Voicemails. The gap between the invention of bread and the invention of sandwiches. A call for food historians. Medieval food banquet fantasy. Cottage cheese. Flirting.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The first lady of lattes and queen of caffeine is joined by legendary comedian Natasha Leggero, hot off of taking her shirt off onstage. Chelsea tries not to talk over people as a previous callers husband calls from the Catskills, a lady calls from her bath, and a stay at home dad calls to talk about shoulders. Natasha shirks gatekeeping and shares her lipstick and over-all brands as well as a secret for delicious tea. Discussion of a potty trained cat, people pleasers, fake aging hacks, chores, Emily Mariko, pottery, parenting, blondes, sex dreams, and pronunciation of words. Chelsea invents the Art History Gym Enrichment Program. Buy Natasha’s book “The World Deserves My Children”    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In this episode, alternately titled: SCIENTISTS ARE PLAYING GAMES WITH OUR MOUTHS, as well as PB & C & S, Adam Scott and Chelsea make a TJs run to grab repetitively named snacks and return to the stude to sample them. Chelsea has consistent trouble speaking, flabbergasted by the sheer volume of peanut-based snacks in what quickly devolves into a nightmare. Imagine a 1 hr 20 min long rollercoaster (where the ride is relatively flat). That is this episode. A danish kringle, a cannoli dip, some elote chips, 500 sweet peanut-based snacks, plus hummus - all along for the ride! Plus! A pao de quiejo foley artist? Yes. Stay nutty, you psychotic peanut freaks!!!...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In peak award season, Chelsea lures "Jury Duty" break-out star (and Chicago's own) RASHIDA “SHEEDZ” OLAYIWOLA to the studio to slurp coff and talk Altimas. They read fake car ads. They chat about Hollywood: flash differential on the red carpet, how nobody 10-2s, weak eye contact at LA parties, and auditioning. Chelsea harps on the fact that the fork doesn't seem to have evolved. AND THEN, out of nowhere, a therapist with the gift of the gab shares a tale of a dinner party gone awry. One small dog's relentless bitin' spree? One giant step backward for humankind.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chelsea, called "a beacon of femininity" by one caller, draws compulsive hearts on a notepad while leading a riveting discussion about over-identifying with your generation label. She gives advice to a woman dating a man who fails to tell her he has a child. She chats about things like "The Notebook" with a charming first-gen Egyptian dude. B99 fans call. A Golden Caller emerges. A desert dog hike mishap. Blonde roast coffee, Kraft dinner, kale, apples, and unfortunately: peanut butter.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Have you ever been attacked by a massive Grizzly bear on the top of a mountain where no one can hear your screams? This week’s guest Alex Messenger has! Chelsea welcomes the chipper bear attack survivor and his massive vocabulary to the show with open, giddy arms.    Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free and early access to bonus content: https://apple.co/callchelseaperettiSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hot off his new special Pete Holmes chews nicotine gum and joins Chelsea for a scholarly spiritual exploration. A discussion of the end of holiday cheer, gradients of sobriety, memory photo albums, missing your "comedy class," intrusive thoughts, breath work, not being poly, sleep, yoga, and snacks. Pete asks himself questions and quotes Boy Genius, Eckhart Tolle, Alan Watts, Ram Dass, and Rupert Spira. Old references like MOTPC and MYM and Deec PJ. Chelsea brings a real live gavel to make snap judgements! Callers discuss foods. Please sound off in the comments...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Musician Will Schwartz joins Chelsea for a joyous pod full of songs and singing about boundaries, love, and technology. Will contemplates his past life as a comedic personality. A caller infuriatingly calls all buttons “buzzers.” Chelsea writes live emails to a variety of experts. We peruse the case of Atlanta Andrew, a recluse without a door, and Toronto Josh (subjected by his husband to radio silence). We close it out with a caller who was attacked by a vicious dog!   Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free and early access to bonus content: https://apple.co/callchelseaperettiSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim Heidecker joins Chelsea in her 500 degree studio to take turns spiraling and ask callers to play a game called: "Who's Slurpin'?" Han calls. A 28 year old caller from Perth has searing insight into Tim's past visits to Perth! Ghosts, energy, spirit, and soul. Tim plays one of his songs. A caller shares some acting class lunacy involving bone breakage. We examine the irksome blase tone of cooking content. Daddy's dinner bell. Tim's fans call and promote his entire body of work. A poly dude whose therapist skipped out on him buries the lede. Library intrusive thought direction. Suspenders, California. Olives, meatballs, lemons, empanadas, mac n cheese, green bean casserole, pizza, and balsamic glaze. A loose goose-attack framework. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A mom calls for momtalk. A dude with a deep belly button shares his challenges and triumphs. A discussion of how to get off social media. Car crash alerts. A hematologist calls. An eyeliner rec. Military time. Rubbery pancakes and waffles. Grama impressions and reflections. Food test: gravy. Talking to callers like cute dogs. A barista calls from Alaska. And finally an interview with a couple who replaced their massive grass lawn with a native wildflower garden, thus inspiring their neighbors and the world beyond.    Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free and early access to bonus content: https://apple.co/callchelseaperettiSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode, we dive into the sci-fi world of head injuries and brain problems. Two legendary guests join us: Dr. Langer, Chair of Neurosurgery at Lenox Hill Hospital, and star of two riveting Netflix docu-series "Emergency NYC"  and "Lenox Hill," AND: Morgan Murphy, kiss-ready comedian and Abbott Elementary writer extra-ordinaire. Plus calls from various afflicted parties, blithering on with so-and-so and whosy whatsit. Thanks to iHeart music catalog for an exploration of musical nirvana.   Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free and early access to bonus content: https://apple.co/callchelseaperetti  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A mouse encounter. A lady swims “near” a shark. Two insane girls call. Just another day on the pod until some Brit in the medical profession shares a harrowing dog attack tale. Finally, composer Chris Lennertz calls and details his BEAR ATTACK STORY!!!!! *JACKPOT SOUND EFFECT* Hashtag bear attack. Hashtag Lake Tahoe. Hashtag jackpot sound effect.   Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free and early access to bonus content: https://apple.co/callchelseaperetti  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

German legend Oliver calls to inquire after his mysterious letter and Chelsea shares with him about the common practices in Hollywood. A baseball player takes us on a party-boi rollercoaster. An Australian caller gives Chelsea a chance to practice her accent. Chelsea's ex "Chance" (nick kroll) - calls and shares about his copycat podcast and tries to get back with Chelsea until she says yes, at which point he's out. "I loved you too much to date you." A jackpot food test including: swordfish, sundried tomatoes, kale. A gent explores love and the loneliness of puking on an airplane. Esteemed actress Retta calls from the set of Parks and Recreation to fantasize about coyote hill life, magic sike, etc. A caller calls his mom a broke bitch and shares about their relationship and breaks into song. Nacho talk. A cruel homecoming prank. Crying hard during Batman. Coyote guard donkeys who karaoke. Questionable parenting stories. And finally, honey-voiced singing legend Richard Marx - calls and sings, discusses hits, shares about writing songs with Luther Vandross and calls the "Coffee Crankin'" anthem pitchy.    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chelsea debuts a new dramatic play-in-progress reading excerpt at Vulture Fest, this time set against the backdrop of a barren island off the coast of Massachusetts. "Thacher Island" features a fisherwoman marooned on an island whose son is mysteriously lost at sea, a seagull named Silver, a dark secret, and a pair of strange visitors who may change things forever... Q&A follows. Starring John Early, Kaitlin Olson, and Xosha Roquemore. Stage directions read by Deanna Barillari.   Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free and early access to bonus content: https://apple.co/callchelseaperettiSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As a holiday gift, we offer you this classic CCP dramatic play excerpt reading, which many callers claim is a family holiday listening tradition. Written by Chelsea Peretti. With Kate Berlant, John Early, Yassir Lester, Esther Povitsky, Xosha Roquemore, Emily Spivey and narration by Dave King. Q&A follows.   Subscribe to Big Money Players Diamond on Apple Podcasts to get this episode ad-free and early access to bonus content: https://apple.co/callchelseaperettiSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tinseltown MUA Nova Kaplan visits the studio to discuss tiktok makeup trends such as: pumpkin girl makeup, cloud makeup, faux freckles, red carpet looks, and stage makeup, while giving Chelsea a "Latte Girl" beat. Chelsea tries to get her barky dog to bark and learns he is no show-pony. A caller pretends she has old skin. A lass with mild eczema on her knuckles shares her girlfriend's harrowing medical tale. A gent is mysteriously cured of Psoriasis. Famous dermatologist Dr. Emma dishes on bot flies and her gory skin disorder series "Save My Skin." She compares cutting open boils and cysts to unboxing videos. Immediately thereafter Ojai Bakestress Emily Alben penetrates Chelsea's mouth with 3 types of LEMONY DESSERT!!! Chelsea erroneously whitesplains hot sauce! Etc. Plus: slammin' new music cues from the iheart vault!     See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Call Chelsea Podcast returns with calls about PEPSI LOVING BEARS! CARROT LOVING HORSES! TUCKED SHEETS! BAKED POTATOES! Featuring ASMR, coffee songs, an analysis of trying to get shredded (including push-up condescension), new sound effects, couture sound effects, a caller named Crisp, and a caller who treats Chelsea like a patient. Cake pops emerge as a super villain. From meandering to over-produced - there’s sure to be something for everyone! Aggressive sound work done in post by friend of the show and music producer Kool Kojak. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The legendary podcast returns, imagining what happened BEFORE it in time AND space- jk its just a new version of the pod! Now with interviews, live taste tests, special guests, makeovers, video, and stuff like that but still maintaining the integrity of medical and bear fixations. And you: the caller.    New episodes starting November 9. Follow on TikTok to call in live!: https://www.tiktok.com/@callchelseaperettiSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Chelsea speaks with callers as per usual except this time its from home during a pandemic. Kojak creates music in pod in honor of upcoming EP release: “Foam and Flotsam” on all streaming platforms 4/21.

Some hot takes and soon an asteroid will kill us all if a pandemic doesn’t first. 

Kojak continues to misunderstand show business and Chelsea makes a new friend talking about Love Island. Another masterpiece.

In this very special episode, Chelsea responds to an online comment that said she is mean to her listeners with a fully earnest podcast. Positivity is front and center! The listeners feelings now come first. A happy accident results in a simulcall with the very special Callers 1, 2, and 3. See what you think!

Sea Captain Chelsea Peretti hosts the 3rd ep in the reboot of her call-in podcast. Kojak is there and participatory. We are the chompions of the World.

In an episode now dedicated to the callers and voters of Kentucky, Chelsea and album super-producer “Kojak” educate listeners on Music. The incredible and giving duo help people achieve music-related dreams and eventually save the earth. A van with two insane women calls, a tattoo artist, etc. A fun game would be to see if you can note moments of extreme post production in this episode! Don’t miss the end... something special for the longtime listeners...

Call Chelsea Peretti is back after a lengthy and debatably restorative century long hiatus. Was too much coffee dranken during the cast? Yes. Is dranken a word? Hard to say. Chelsea takes questions about her album from devoted fans of her music. 

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Reading of a rural family drama play written by Chelsea Peretti. Q&A with the actors to follow. With Kate Berlant, John Early, Yassir Lester, Esther Povitsky, Xosha Roquemore, Emily Spivey and narration by Dave King.

After a lengthy hiatus, a bumbling technical shitstorm kicks off what may be the rockiest start to a podcast in American history. This results in an extremely candid feel, which will be magical for the diehard fan only (fans of the movie Diehard). Please

A voicemail from Chelsea Peretti.

After John Mulaney and Nick Kroll cancel, two weird dudes stop by.

This masterful pod, which can be studied like a master class in comedy, was recorded approximately 8 weeks ago with dear, dear colleague Nick Kroll. Unfortunately the episode was taken over by hostile media vamp Bobby Bottleservice and his terrible girlfr

Chelsea composed this special travel-cast while staring at the Thames.

Chelsea and callers explore themes of mental health, positive thinking, tumblr fails and frustrations that will never be healed, a beautifully penned lost treatise on Hollywood, travel and wanderlust, London, beans, snacks, doom, dread, darkness, sisterho

A podcast, like a human being, needs time to reflect and grow. After an 8 year hiatus CCP emerges from its meditative trance with new wisdom. Recorded live in Chelsea's vacation home on a secluded Southern California beach, this ep features plenty of soun

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TIM HEIDECKER VISITS

White recluse Chelsea Peretti is joined by boss and acquaintance Mike Schur for a dazzling array of calls: diseases, animal attacks, MSG, and Regis Philbin are all touched on, etc. A new favorite snack is revealed! Brendon Walsh and acquaintance David Cho

Two young American comedy masterminds, both treasured acquaintances of Chelsea Peretti, stop by for a cast and to celebrate great news: the advancement of their respective careers. Jerrod Carmichael and Yassir Lester gab with Chelsea and callers about: ar

In this characteristically powerful episode of the podcast recorded on a gray day in LA, Chelsea seeks to discuss shows and things that no one watches and get product recommendations from a bunch of stumped callers. Two first time callers lose their v-car

Grab a cup of cider sit in front of the fire with your loved ones and play this cozy wintertime podcast in your warm homes! A celebration of love, life, tradition.......and there's even a food test! Winky face emoji then the one that is blushing.

Colleague of the show, Tchaiko Omawale visits for a discussion of leisure wear, dogs, America, race, class, social media, holidays, selfies, campfires. We call our friend Ibrahim. A caller gives Tchaiko a Jamaican food test. Etc.

Big Brother talk, waiting for Zach to call, families, stereotypes, food, accents, sweatpants, man skirts, how to meet someone, sugar, MA Air K calls, bounced from the VIP, Top Chef scallops, stretch break, singing, goofy car services, conversation enders,

Great calls. Discussion of back braces, uber, tipping, traveling, gifs, external site links, pills, saying hon, women, competence, accents, the existence of other nations, castles, boxed carbonara, Big Brother (prior to finale), shrimp heads, pasta, color

An ex NBA dancer calls and a web designer calls so this ep is definitely in Chelsea's sweet spot. Panic about the state of the world, concerns about being a carnivore, a serious explosion etc. *Recorded before the passing of Joan Rivers. Rest In Peace, co

The supreme spirit Tchaiko Omawale returns to talk about the Kickstarter for her coming of age narrative film about first times and secrets and envy. We take calls about: exercise addiction, binging, starving, puking, end times eating, prisoner last meals

Lots of Big Brother talk w last seasons long haired houseguest slash pizza boy McCrea! Strategy. Slop. Entertainment. Security. Showmances. The live feeds. So fun. Life is a dream. BB bro, bb.

The prison industrial complex and the complex world of roach infestations - two powerful topics collide on this episode featuring documentary filmmaker Josh Rofe (softly talking about his new doc: Lost for Life) and podcast engineer Dustin Marshall (talki

After many glorious life experiences, Chelsea returns to Staples Center to record her show and get reacquainted with a powerful collection of callers.

Chelsea Peretti channels life from an undisclosed location to her podcast using a robot.

A new development in technology has allowed Chelsea to podcast from the road during her busy standup tour schedule.

A new development in technology has allowed Chelsea to podcast from the road during her busy standup tour schedule.

A new development in technology has allowed Chelsea to podcast from the road during her busy standup tour schedule.

A new development in technology has allowed Chelsea to podcast from the road during her busy standup tour schedule.

LA COMEDY ACT YASSIR LESTER JOINS CHELSEA PERETTI FOR: TORNADOES. ROAD FOOT. SOLANGE. ONE D. IGGY. DANNITY. MIXED DUDES. ZANE HAIR. HARRY HAIR. TOUR TALK. SINGING. SAYING NUMBERS. BOOTY SHOTS AND THE BUTT ERA. APPARENTLY YASSIR MET RITA ORA. RUSHMORE. HOM

A powerful episode in which Chelsea gets her majestic dog to make some small howl sounds on the record. Much excitement (from Chelsea) about her one hour special taping in her hometown Bay Area. Chelsea begins to question her "murder" theme and feels some

AN ADVENTURE IN CEVICHE LYME DISEASE TV COLLEGE MARRIAGE MURDER SPRING WATER TECHNOLOGY LIONS BEARS FERRYS BERKELEY CLEVELAND BLASE DENTISTRY 2014 DRY-CLEANING with new sound effects and some special shout outs including to small business owners. Also som

A wondrous and rare morning recording of CCP. Discussion of The Bachelor. A dog walker who knows little to nothing about dogs calls! Chore anxiety. Sardine FOMO. NY/LA. Falafel pukeballs. The wealthy person proliferation mystery. Apocalypse fantasy. An En

Bears, coyotes versus wolves, campfire story intonation, a precocious teen caller, Oscar talk, tour, dog apparel politics, cruelty & dreams, customer service robots, sweat pant gown, mountain time etc etc

A discussion of acupuncture, the id, male dog care, sausage, vday, bills, vacationing, anxiety, stand up comedy, personality types etc. Much singing and rejoicing, etc.

A male nurse calls from a shed. Lots of discussion of music and the arts: Bruno Mars, Walter Mitty, August Osage County. A call from master gif-assembler Liza Dye for a debate on Beyoncé, Miley, Tina Turner, discussion of Golden Globes, NY and LA, etc. Lo

Chelsea struggles with new money guilt. Callers explain risks of rope swings and karaoke. Social anxiety at puppy adoption failure. Growing Alaska interest. Poodle groomer websites. Ice cream sandwiches. Kona coffee. A caller gives Chelsea an exhaustive P

Gabe Liedman and Jenny Slate join Chelsea Peretti for some good old fashioned bong. Beyoncé album talk. A caller discusses a negging Nancy. A caller tricks us into insulting him. Beyoncé. Song memory lane. Bong.

Colleague Brendon Walsh drops by to pray with Chelsea. Ramen. Almond. Gaymen.

Stage murderer and dear, dear, close colleague Chris Delia comes on the PC we all know and love, taking calls with reluctant luminary Chelsea Peretti on topics such as: Batkid, Jah Rule in traffic, the comedian procedural obsession, blocking people on soc

A sound effect heavy episode, exploring the ramifications of carbonara, cumin, and Halloween. The first 3-way call occurs and triggers an extremely vague scary story swap, with penetrating follow up questions! Chelsea stumbles into the dark underbelly of

Are you a true silly billy? Great news. This is one of the silliest episodes of CCP to date. Anggie Martinez hosts and Iyama Vansant drops by to take calls with and heal Chelsea and Anggie. Some very down callers trigger dark jackpots. Shouting. Depressio

Chelsea questions her general competency levels. A girl who got fired calls. Tights. Nespresso. Bills. A chilling tale which triggers a jackpot sound. Some Gina Linetti questions from a dear, dear misguided caller. Frozen fish sticks. Anchovies. Clam past

Lots of singing and caller food interrogations, with mixed results. A guy tells of his gf or wife or something getting hit by a car, etc.

Acquaintance to the show, up-and-coming comedian Pete Holmes joins comedy legend Chelsea Peretti to take some calls. Much singing and chanting ensues. Pete gets acquainted w the show sound effects. Pete's laugh versus a leafblower. An apocalypse expert ca

Chelsea and callers discuss everlasting love, Sunflowers, "this is my LA" vines, tech rage (password proliferation, phone trees, app transfer), electronic cigarettes, ghosts slash insanity, Hawaii, Korean food, beauty products and largely: Iyanla Van Zant

All the greats call on this cherished ep. Penny! Liza! Ty! Tartina! Some food tests. Talk of Whitney, Iyanla, Oprah and other powerful white people! Young Ethan tells a harrowing tale about a near-deadly concert. A newly engaged guy calls. The phenom of l

Philly boi Brendon Walsh pretends to be a call screener. Relentless discussion of whether listeners consider a certain brilliant snack idea to be a viable option. Oregano food test. Restaurant closing time etiquette. Brendon gets frisky with male callers.

American songwriter and music legend Richard Marx visits the podcast to take calls with American comedy legend Chelsea Peretti. All you really need to know about this ep is Chelsea tries to root out a gay experience in Richard's past and at some point RM

Two guys with probable personality disorders call in, one working thru his mommy issues and the other asking vaguely insulting meandering questions! A religious missionary calls and gets freaky. A dude with ten maladies calls including ringworm and an inf

American comedian Chelsea Peretti tries to brush up on her Spanish in this historic ep until she is intimidated by a fluent caller from Mexico City. A therapist calls with a tale pertaining to necrophilia! A pastors son shares multiple unsettling acronyms

Comedian and legendary podcaster Chelsea Peretti is mentally troubled by the sighting of a single insect in her mold be-spotted home. Why? 80,000 legs and movement the speed of light!!!! Callers are almost all male and none are interested in the topic of

Inventor of the internet, brother of podcaster Chelsea Peretti, and self-proclaimed "empathetic person" - JONAH PERETTI is in Hollywood and in the studio for this treasured ep. A self-hating Jew calls in! People who ask for a topic get hung up on. Chelsea

Top comedian Chelsea Peretti falls into a smart phone discussion wormhole with many callers, whilst others bring up: "Love and Hip Hop", politics (of vine and twitter only), Antiques Roadshow, ropes courses, blonds, a bad breakup, "nice" guys, Tyrese, and

Black mold shower simulation! Beloved Patrick of West Virginia! MONKEY ATTACK STORY! Lebanese food test! Vine! Andrew returns! Bay girl who got punched in a movie. Pistorius developments. Toilet snifter.

Big day for alleged comedian Chelsea Peretti! New podcast sound effects make for a spiritual journey deep into right and wrong and much, much more. Discussion of: subtweeting, hot dog condiments, comedy as a cure for dark times, skincare, Daft Punk, puppi

Should Chelsea and all of society let go and go full psycho? This and more is rapidly pondered by CCP podcast callers and America's beloved comedian in a reckless state of coffee and black mold altered-consciousness.

Chelsea admires the artistry in a clubby Spanish coffee anthem, discusses Apple fritters, apple products, duck eggs, "psychological pricing," Blink 182, Teen Mom 2, etc. Also! Recovered H addict aka "Word is Bond" Andrew calls again - hot off his Cinco de

Chelsea's casual acquaintance aka treasured "friend of a friend" Moshe Kasher returns to the show as do two repeat callers: the high school class president updates us on all the many tasks he is currently tasked with (1 task) and an old enemy caller calls

Legendary American personality Chelsea Peretti takes calls from a group of deep and feeling individuals, pondering love and friendship w some dude, Mormon snacks w a Mormon guy, current events, comedy, etc. Less hang ups, more gettin-to-know-you.

Intensely likeable comedian Chelsea Peretti listens to your voicemails and takes calls in this cherished ep. Gym rats, House of cards, divorce, vine, voicemail intonation, LA beanies, a minor bear attack, The Case of the Traumatized Goose, Josh Doouamel,

Chelsea Peretti takes calls from a variety of Americans discussing: dog injuries, trailmix, generous laughter, vinyasa yoga, Girl Scout cookies, etc. Also! A lengthy call from Hollywood resident and probable multi-millionaire Harris Wittels.

Joe Mande joins extra coffee-cranked American legend Chelsea Peretti (TIME Magazine Top Tweeter, 2013) for calls about driving off a cliff, Howard hair trends, Mary J Blige, sleep paralysis, the Illuminati, plagues, hot tub maintenance, and blocking peopl

In this controversial ep Chelsea gets food tested, gives unsolicited dating advice, recalls nightwalks, erroneously imagines a caller to be the Stouffers heiress and forgets to play the song teased at the beginning of the show. Introducing: The Case of Th

Top podcast host and American great Chelsea Peretti is joined by comedian Moshe Kasher in studio, taking calls from: young lovers Kendrick and Pam in ATL, an aggressive open mic comedian who both insults and aggrandizes them, a DC tour guide, a militant p

Tchaiko returns to take calls with Chelsea. A guy who's real into his gf calls. A lady who works at Yelp talks food. A son of a slumlord calls and does NBA-based sex-talk to CP over her signature music. Discussion of girls making the first move. Tchaiko a

Zero signature sound effects are used in this wondrous ep -- frontloaded with tons of Hawaii talk -- featuring special guest Adam Scott and numerous callers named stuff like "John" and "Matt." Hawaii, solo vacations, the relatable condos-versus-resorts de

Chelsea's dear college friend (beloved American director Tchaiko Omawale) joins her for what may be a top ep of the tens of thousands so far. Beards! Cologne! Feet! New song by Kool Kojak! Call from Bronx correspondent Kid Mero! Lots of sexy music. Show b

Hannibal Buress, Paul Scheer, Pete Holmes join Chelsea in Utah's Park City for this live ep clip show, answering audience questions and discussing: street fights, motorboating, Girls, Django, mayo, pancakes versus waffles, Game of Thrones, horse-sized duc

Chelsea shares audio from a singing hotel elevator in Denver, learns about "weenie taps," speaks to a history buff in Bangkok, chats about singing legend Anita Baker, and "discovers" Howard Stern. Plus: a new song from Reggie Watts.

A male caller cannot stop compulsively talking. A girl from Austin grills Chelsea. Repeat callers get through to an unnerving degree. Chelsea gives college advice. Discussion of flu shots, cellphone chargers, music festival fashion, sauerkraut, beets, fal

Chelsea shares clips from her holiday roadtrip, listens to caller tragedies, realizes she should have been an emergency dispatcher, receives a voicemail from episode 1's own Oliver from Germany and gets confirmation that mercury is, in fact, in retrograde

American comedian Chelsea Peretti takes calls from random American greats (including Parks and Recreation writer Aisha Muharrar) on the topic of "Internet Pet Peeves" and tries to push for the revolutionary creation of an Internet Love Brigade. Discussion

American hero Chelsea Peretti checks caller voicemails (including a guy who says he's good-looking and so has no relationship problems and a diabetic who had a terrible mishap). She also discusses women who propose to men, mayo as a white people condiment

In this historic 10th episode cult phenom Chelsea Peretti checks in with callers about their manners, dreams of a world in which Beyonce listens to her podcast, shares her harrowing tale of 2nd degree burn care, exploits her family, and premieres a booty-

The 9th installment of this now classic American podcast includes a new game called The Chavezes, a high-school class president who tries to seduce Chelsea, finger tip disasters, BTs, suicidal ideation, Cornell West's twitter bio, and calls with Tim Heide

Lotta caller chemistry as Chelsea finally gets her much-coveted bear story, debuts a new song, debuts a new food test, speaks with a young man about his brief flirtation with natural deoderant, calls her beloved 90 year old grama, and finds out she's poss

Comedy legend Bill Burr (the podcast world's Guns N Roses) tears down Chelsea's many walls he claims she has up as they discuss politics, pie, old people, the film Precious, Bill's botched TV entrance, gold-diggers, the apocalypse, redhead extinction, and

Chelsea tries to learn life coping mechanisms, frequently over sexy music. Is offered Clippers tickets, loses connection. Etc

Revered comedian Chelsea Peretti speaks to a Hollywood Christian. American singing legend Richard Marx sings about Moo Goo Gai Pan and Mochas. Aziz Ansari calls in for an intense discussion of Think Like a Man. Some guy tries desperately to outsass Chelse

In this episode Chelsea tries to be nicer to callers. A new song is premiered! A chef calls, Nick Kroll calls, Retta calls, a guy calls Chelsea a bitch, more abuse is confirmed, and Chelsea tests listeners on their food taste. Also: vomit, love.

So many excellent callers in this historic episode: a Canadian who has a gang of pygmy goats and donkey, a girl being bullied by the “popular hoes” at her school, Chelsea's incoherent nephews, and a dude who realizes he was abused. Also! Chelsea tells the

In this groundbreaking 2nd episode American comedic legend Chelsea Peretti premieres a new sound effect and tackles a roving series of topics with her saintlike call-in guests: a dude who squandered his minor league baseball fortune on sush, a gay murdere

In this already classic pilot episode Chelsea takes the temp of her callers: the son of a white supremacist, a weird German dude, a pizza delivery girl, The Kid Mero (her only friend in the Bronx), and more. Debut of Coffee Crankin Thru My Sys song.