Coffee reviews and somewhat thoughtful and absurd banter.
Change the past…but with coffee
We review House of Loud’N and ramble about selling out to the YouTube algorithm, renting a billboard, and Reddit being a psyop.
10/21/2024 • 58 minutes, 43 seconds
Scheduling sex…but with coffee
We review Guatemala cold brewed from Loud ‘N Vibes while discussing witnessing a crime, and being intentional in life’s pursuit.
10/17/2024 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 12 seconds
Choking…but with coffee
We review Guatemala from Loud ‘N Roasted and yammer about…dick stories, going back to school late in life, starting a business off the shoulders of others, all the bills.
10/11/2024 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 27 seconds
Burn the sugar…but with coffee
We review Loud n’ Vibes cold brew style from Loud N’ Roasted and learning about rain, dry steak, and text polls.
10/4/2024 • 46 minutes, 51 seconds
Skin the dog…but with coffee
We review Loud n’ Vibes from Loud ‘N Roasted and the pointlessness of fantasy football, and losing friends via text messaging, and furries.
9/25/2024 • 58 minutes, 36 seconds
Deafening Silence…but with coffee
We review Audrey’s Blend from Brown County Coffee cold brewed while lamenting broken toes, what does being American even mean, what it’s like to have ADHD and work in silence.
9/20/2024 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 34 seconds
Through the looking glass…but with coffee
We review Audrey’s Blend from Brown County Coffee while lamenting over Denver house prices while we buy followers, and how everything you see online is fake.
9/9/2024 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 42 seconds
Buy your friends…but with coffee
We review Creekside and Ridgeline cold brew style from Rothrock (again, finally finished) while calmly discussing how you’d want to die if you found yourself adrift in space, and finding out that you can buy Instagram followers.
8/31/2024 • 50 minutes, 22 seconds
Circle undone…but with coffee
We review Creekside and Ridgeline cold brew style from Rothrock while going on about taking it too hard in recreational sports, rats in your group, lines in loyalty, and bank robbery.
8/21/2024 • 56 minutes, 56 seconds
When I grow up…but with coffee
We review Cold Brewed Trailside from RothRock and go on about SpongeBob, softball, and when you’re an adult.
8/16/2024 • 57 minutes, 50 seconds
Relapse…but with coffee
We cold brew review Bear Meadows from RothRock and go on about the continue fight to get off our phones, perfect crops, and falling to addiction.
8/7/2024 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 40 seconds
Coffee…but with coffee
We review Andre’s Signature Blend from The Roaster Coffee Company. However, this time we brew it with six different brewers: v60, Clever Dripper, AeroPress, Pulsar, Ceado Hoop, Espro Bloom.
7/30/2024 • 53 minutes, 32 seconds
Cut to the credits…but with coffee
We review Ridgeline from Rothrock Coffee and talk about surviving a plane crash and free falling, making C-SPAN worth watching, and dueling pistols.
7/22/2024 • 56 minutes, 39 seconds
Clipped…but with coffee
We review Creekside from Rothrock and go on about Air B&B, Home Alone, and assassinations.
7/17/2024 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 33 seconds
Spectrum…but with coffee
We review Trailside from Rothrock and talk about Rumbas, comedy and music offending people, and autism.
7/8/2024 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 52 seconds
Stop the show…but with coffee
We review Bear Meadow from Rothrock Coffee while going on about wake up machines, dirty people, and our daily day dreams.
7/1/2024 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 54 seconds
Grilled meat…but with coffee
We review Singlespeed from Rothrock, again, but this go around it’s cold brewed. All while discussing the finer points of men in casual button ups, who take it all the way to the throat. Plus, the wrong way to make a burger.
6/25/2024 • 1 hour, 14 seconds
Midlife crisis…but with coffee
We review Singlespeed from Rothrock Coffee and ramble about animals seeing spirits, the sad state of the presidential race, and how war brings countries together.
6/17/2024 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 44 seconds
Yellow…but with coffee
We review Double Espresso Cold Brew from High Brew Coffee and ramble about self help seminars, pyramid schemes, Dollar General, and umbrellas.
6/12/2024 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 49 seconds
Hit play…but with coffee
We review Buckle Down from Good Citizen Coffee Co and wonder what we all did before the Internet, dad rock, and should we destroy the World Wide Web. Links: https://goodcitizencoffee.com
6/5/2024 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 3 seconds
Not fair…but with coffee
We review Guatemala from Happy Day Brands while talking about photos and slowly deteriorating into sad rambles about fair trade coffee. Links: https://www.happydaybrands.com/collections/all-coffees
5/30/2024 • 42 minutes, 55 seconds
Drag the bay…but with coffee
We review a Mocha Old Fashioned with coffee recipe while yapping about trolling a protest, pirates, and the difference between savages and gentleman.
5/21/2024 • 52 minutes, 2 seconds
First contact…but with coffee
We review Four Lefty’s from Novo Coffee while chatting about OJ, the size of space, karma, and the existence of aliens.
5/15/2024 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 4 seconds
You aren’t looking…but with coffee
We review Bonita Springs from Novo Coffee while rambling about AI companions, and how companies are pulling college degrees from their job requirements, and misdemeanors.
5/1/2024 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 47 seconds
Regulated…but with coffee
We review Pinavete Maracaturra from Novo Coffee and discuss a lyricist take on different aspects of our emotions.
4/25/2024 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 54 seconds
King nothing…but with coffee
We review Peru from City Girl Coffee and talk about the weight of books, cutting the grass, and making money doing something you wouldn’t expect. Links: https://www.citygirlcoffee.com
4/15/2024 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 18 seconds
Backyard knife fight …but with coffee
We review Otto from Script coffee while talking about neighborhood animals, being a snob, and the rigidity of concrete. Links: https://script-coffee.com
4/11/2024 • 59 minutes, 17 seconds
Taste the rainbow…but with coffee
We review Brazil Afasa MicroLot from Coda Coffee while talking about depressing lyrics, and food dyes.
4/2/2024 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 40 seconds
Choke it…but with coffee
We review Direct To from On The Ball and go on about ruining food, oil, trying to swallow, and a radical coffee shop. Links: https://ontheballcoffee.com
3/25/2024 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 23 seconds
Shoulders only…but with coffee
We review Phantom Limb blend from Huckleberry Roasters while talking about the differences between men and women when it comes to public nudity and car repairs.
3/20/2024 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 4 seconds
Down the hole…but with coffee
We review House Blend from Coda Coffee while talking about fandoms, cell phone addictions, being over budget, and the whistleblower suicide.
3/13/2024 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 32 seconds
Storm of seasons…but with coffee
We review Spirit Mountain from Sagrado Coffee while witnessing a tumbleweed storm, introducing the Ceado Hoop brewer, and not enough kitchen space.
3/6/2024 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 51 seconds
Backbone…but with coffee
We review Pink Borbon Punch from Contempo Roast and go on about lines in comedy, personal preferences, and fruit rankings.
2/28/2024 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 54 seconds
Repression…but with coffee
We review Sumatra Mutu Batak from Carabello (Yeah, I know, another one) while running through all our brewing methods and over protecting kids.
2/22/2024 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 46 seconds
Nose up…but with coffee
We review Festivity Blend from Temple Coffee Roaster while discussing the pretentious vibes of coffee, sleep studies, and switching desks.
2/14/2024 • 1 hour, 22 seconds
If you build it…but with coffee
We review Bus Blend from Uncle LeRoy’s Coffee while discussing the ins and outs of getting into coffee roasting.
2/5/2024 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 27 seconds
Country costumes…but with coffee
We review Chapeau! from Domestique while we discussing dumping a fish tank, different types of “country” folk, and the fury of sports.
1/30/2024 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 18 seconds
Canibal communities…but with coffee
We review a Zero Proof Espresso Martini recipe while rambling about Reddit communities, taking the internet too far, and deleting notifications. Recipe Link: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2NbKmXLlxp/?igsh=MWJkbzljcnhocmRvOA==
1/22/2024 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 20 seconds
The big bad wolf…but with coffee
We review Enthusiasm by Poppets Coffee while carrying on about who or what is right, if the fact the world is permeated by bad news are what make us continue the storyline, and changing what we want. Links: https://poppetscoffee.com
1/15/2024 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 5 seconds
Wet bread and apartments…but with coffee
We give the IPA coffee from Carabello the cold brew treatment, to see if that improves the taste. All while rambling about drinking too much water, unintentionally starting a farm, chemicals in the food, and what the suburbs are.
1/8/2024 • 56 minutes, 45 seconds
Wrap it…but with coffee
We review Monarch from Onyx while talking about bloodletting, Christmas trees listening in, coffee on the battlefield. Oh, and there’s music.
12/27/2023 • 48 minutes
Split the atom…but with coffee
We review Geometry from Onyx and discuss divorce, relationships, growing up divided, and connecting virtually.
12/18/2023 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 22 seconds
Meat hooks…but with coffee
We review Southern Weather from Onyx and tear into horror films.
12/13/2023 • 51 minutes, 52 seconds
Confident lows…but with coffee
We review Cold Brew from Onyx while going on about what we’re thankful for, families, hitting the bottom, confident street fighters, and weak genes.
12/4/2023 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 22 seconds
Robot rabbits…but with coffee
We review Ethiopia Ayla Bensa Bombe from Onyx while learning about pears, discussing how to making salad the right way, and navigating technical difficulties.
11/27/2023 • 52 minutes, 4 seconds
Do you want it…but with coffee
We review Kenya Gachatha AA while going on about being disappointed by product research, shipping prices, and sports betting.
11/20/2023 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 11 seconds
Get hard…but with coffee
We review Burundi Long Miles Gaharo Natural from Onyx while talking about comedy movies, why men need to die for something, how most companies don’t make anything, and breakaway nations. Links: http://onyxcoffeelab.com
11/13/2023 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 48 seconds
In the clouds…but with coffee
We review Kenya Keringa PB from Onyx while talking about flight certification, and how to pay for school. Links: https://onyxcoffeelab.com
11/7/2023 • 59 minutes, 3 seconds
Black, brown, and white…but with coffee
We review the 4th annual Darkest Day from Folly while talking about war and bear attacks.
10/31/2023 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 12 seconds
Find out…but with coffee
We compare coffee brewed at two different ratio: 12:1 and 16:1. All while discussing why humans celebrate debauchery, and if we’re just existing outside our optimal design.
10/26/2023 • 57 minutes, 56 seconds
Homecoming…but with coffee
We review Doubleshot Daybreak an Imperial Coffee Vanilla Cream Ale from Wolfs Ridge Brewing while yammering on about drinking, pickling, and coming back.
10/17/2023 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 42 seconds
Money and power…but with coffee
We review Honduras San Marcos from Seedhouse while running through conflicting feelings and which one to believe, meeting a person with crazy ideas, and how one gets sucked into conspiracy theories.
10/9/2023 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 52 seconds
Internet points…but with coffee
We review Migration Blend 6.1 from Sweet Bloom while lamenting finding mold, tower tattoos, and TikTok gangs.
10/5/2023 • 1 hour, 50 seconds
Pet the wheel…but with coffee
We review DR Congo from Seedhouse Coffee while going on about saving the environment, old men racing, identity wheels, shame and toxic masculinity.
9/29/2023 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 22 seconds
Misleading…but with coffee
We review Unicorn Blood from Dark Matter Coffee while getting mad at headlines, and where the money is going. Links: https://www.darkmattercoffee.com
9/18/2023 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 22 seconds
Don’t eat it…but with coffee
We drink Bali from Urbana Coffee while going on about wearing pigtails and being picky. Links: https://www.urbana-cafe.com
9/11/2023 • 52 minutes, 33 seconds
Exploit me…but with coffee
We review James Hoffman’s AeroPress recipe while ranting about inflation and diminished quality.
9/5/2023 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 21 seconds
Rough hands…but with coffee
We review Espresso Martini’s while trashing an aging government, baby boomers not retiring, and a perfect photo.
9/1/2023 • 59 minutes, 26 seconds
Two wolves…but with coffee
We review cold brew old fashion while talking about elitists and if humans are intrinsically good or not.
8/24/2023 • 54 minutes, 14 seconds
Enter the machine…but with coffee
We give the AeroPress a go at multiple claims of making somewhat decent espresso while plotting through how AI will end the world.
8/14/2023 • 55 minutes, 18 seconds
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8/9/2023 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 49 seconds
Get high…but with coffee
We make cold brew with Frinsa Estate from Corvus while going packing and moving, co-ops, and taking flight in a car.
8/4/2023 • 56 minutes, 13 seconds
Jigsaw…but with coffee
We review Santa Cruz Hierba Santa from Method Coffee Roasters while discussing when to use A/C, the male/female workplace balance, and which guy is in charge. Links: https://www.methodroasters.com
7/24/2023 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 24 seconds
Animals…but with coffee
We review Irish Coffee while taking about alcoholism, wastefulness, human salami, and what would you do if you didn’t have to work.
7/17/2023 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 6 seconds
Death wish …but with coffee
We review Adulting Fuel from Reza’s Coffee and yammer on about being assassinated, bad vacations, exploring caves, and free soloing.
7/12/2023 • 51 minutes, 28 seconds
All fours…but with coffee
We review Papua New Guinea, Okapa from Conscious Cup Coffee while talking about old commercials, and sick escapades. Links: https://www.consciouscup.com
7/6/2023 • 56 minutes, 51 seconds
Questions and devils…but with coffee
We review REBBL Straight Black cold brew while talking about nudity, shortcuts in life, and making hard decisions.
6/29/2023 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 8 seconds
Die like a man…but with coffee
We give an AeroTonic a try while rambling about sleep cycles, vaping, and choosing an apocalypse.
6/20/2023 • 59 minutes, 22 seconds
The last ride…but with coffee
We review Nitro Cold Brew from Rise Coffee while pondering what makes humans crawl out of their skin just to feel. Links: https://risebrewingco.com
6/13/2023 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 47 seconds
Eat up…but with coffee
We review Bold Cold Brew from Blue Bottle Coffee while discussing the limit before resorting to cannibalism and flying in circles.
6/7/2023 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 25 seconds
Salute your captain …but with coffee
We review Guatemala Igelesis from Valor while talking about Michigan, saving a child, appendages, and writing your brain. Links: https://valor.coffee
5/30/2023 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 13 seconds
It’s broken…but with coffee
We review cold brew from Chameleon coffee while discussing the governments inability to pay its bills.
5/24/2023 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 3 seconds
Therapy Session (Part 2)…but with coffee
We review Ultraviolet from Nightswim while attempting to figure out how you know what you want is really…what you want.
5/16/2023 • 51 minutes, 12 seconds
Therapy Session (Part 1)…but with coffee
We review Ultraviolet from Nightswim while attempting to figure out how you know what you want is really…what you want.
5/12/2023 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 35 seconds
Empty coffers…but with coffee
We review Riptide from Golden Lantern while talking about retiring, learning to do things on your own. Links: https://www.goldenlanterncoffee.com
5/2/2023 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 12 seconds
Epiphany…but with coffee
We review Women Producers Coffee from Spyhouse and talk ant invasions, personas, losing goals, and epiphanies. Links: https://spyhousecoffee.com
4/25/2023 • 53 minutes, 55 seconds
Experience the moment…but with coffee
We review Three Witches from Perkatory and talk sleep deprecation, restaurants, and spending money on food. Links: https://www.perkatoryroasters.com
4/18/2023 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 23 seconds
Patching holes…but with coffee
We review Shop Blend from Perkatory whilst talking breakfast, learning how to drive, and trucks. Links: http://perkatoryroasters.com
4/10/2023 • 43 minutes, 35 seconds
Farming a fantasy…but with coffee
We review Solstice from Perkatory while trashing mobile games and the food industry, the appeal of farming, and living a fantasy.
4/3/2023 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 45 seconds
Hope frays…but with coffee
We review New England from Perkatory while talking croissants and the essence of hope. Links: https://www.perkatoryroasters.com
3/27/2023 • 44 minutes, 21 seconds
You’re the problem…but with coffee
We review Espresso from Blackbeard Coffee while being in awe of bank robbers and discussing realizing the common denominator in your life and issues is you, and how to deal with that. Links: https://www.blackbeardroasters.com
3/20/2023 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 41 seconds
Measured hope…but with coffee
We review Prodomo from Dallmayr Coffee while going on about measurements systems, and the meaning of hope. Links: https://www.dallmayr.com/deen/coffee/
3/13/2023 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 40 seconds
Wasted content…but with coffee
We review coffee from Dressier Melange whilst talking wiling through being sick, the amount of data on YouTube, and content creators.
3/7/2023 • 55 minutes, 33 seconds
You’ll be cold…but with coffee
We review Holiday Blend from Five Elephants while talking about interacting with drunk people, and uppers and downers. Links: https://www.fiveelephant.com
2/28/2023 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 35 seconds
In packs…but with coffee
We review Achtzig Zwanzig from Kröm coffee while discussing designer breed dogs, humans expectations for pets, and whether or not we’d survive a takeover.
2/20/2023 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 28 seconds
Give me half...but with coffee
We review Sumatra from Lancaster County Coffee while wondering why portions are so large at restaurants, stimulus checks, dumb degrees.
Links: https://www.lancastercountycoffee.com
2/13/2023 • 59 minutes, 31 seconds
Outside vs. Inside…but with coffee
We review Dead Reckoning (hot version) while talking about peaking early, the difficulty in making good decisions, and learning from Bluey.
2/6/2023 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 5 seconds
Dress me…but with coffee
We review Monte Carlos from Passenger Coffee while reminiscing the good times growing up…or not. Links: https://www.passengercoffee.com
2/1/2023 • 59 minutes, 55 seconds
The search…but with coffee
We review 40 Winks from Corvus, our first decaf, while lament about our current car issues. Links: https://www.corvuscoffee.com
1/23/2023 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 32 seconds
Dangerous Adventures…but with coffee
We review Dead Reckoning Cold Brew from Corvus coffee while discussing taking a trip to Guatemala, gold rush, travel advisories, and gang activity. Links: https://www.corvuscoffee.com
1/16/2023 • 53 minutes, 48 seconds
Weathered keys…but with coffee
We review…nothing, because the post office never delivered. However, we still rant on about homelessness, begging for money, vices, and locking yourself out.
1/9/2023 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 14 seconds
New nothing…but with coffee
We test reheating coffee and keeping coffee warm for an extended period of time to see if it’s drinkable. All while trashing your resolutions, freezing food, and being sick.
1/3/2023 • 59 minutes, 1 second
Holiday Fables…but with coffee
We review Espresso Blend from Muddy Goose Coffee Co while chiming in on poor non-profits, holiday drivers, and why grocery stores get raided for every snow storm. Oh, and, a bit about lying to your children. Links: https://www.muddygoose.com
12/26/2022 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 39 seconds
Soaked…but with coffee
We review Chestnut Praline from Starbucks because, it’s Christmas and why not. All while working through different ways of…intaking alcohol, and gift exchanges.
12/19/2022 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 3 seconds
Something’s missing…but with coffee
We review San Lorenzo from Tenfold coffee while rattling on about portable espresso makers, gift giving, and being broke. Links: https://tenfoldcoffee.com https://www.wacaco.com
12/15/2022 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 17 seconds
All smiles…but with coffee
We review Steeped Coffee - Addicting Liquid while rattling on about winning the lottery, productive vibes, and mass transit crashes.
12/5/2022 • 43 minutes, 8 seconds
Pay the bill…but with coffee
We drink Mushroom Instant Coffee from Simple Truth while talking about elementary school field trips, eating out as a kid, gluttony, and ending medication.
11/28/2022 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 1 second
Fisticuffs…but with coffee
We review the annual release of Darkest Day from Folly while talking about how to resolve a problem, learning from your mistakes, OJ Simpson, crime statistics, and opioids.
11/22/2022 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 54 seconds
Eat crayons…but with coffee
We review Coffee or Die from Black Rifle Coffee while chatting about sauerkraut, exploiting your station, being the best, and rioting. Links: https://www.blackriflecoffee.com
11/14/2022 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 19 seconds
Tighten the middle…but with coffee
We review Holler Mountain from Stumptown Coffee and rant about traffic woes, eviction notices, and housing conspiracies. Links: https://www.stumptowncoffee.com/
11/8/2022 • 47 minutes, 25 seconds
Stay or leave…but with coffee
We review the House Blend from Unseen bean and ramble about trick or treating, costumes, and social media. Links: https://www.theunseenbean.com
10/31/2022 • 57 minutes, 19 seconds
Scan the box…but with coffee
We review Nova Blend from Dark Moon Coffee while going on about cops, people in self checkouts, and smoking. Links: https://www.darkmoon.coffee
10/24/2022 • 58 minutes, 49 seconds
Benign…but with coffee
We review Daurfusu from Coava while listing all the things we want to do in this life, jam and eggs, landing a plane, and how humans love activities that take them as close to death as possible.
10/17/2022 • 52 minutes, 58 seconds
Self-preservation…but with coffee
We review Fresh Perspective from Greater Goods all while giving our Espro Blooms a go, rambling about karaoke, what men can’t do, validating others thoughts. Links: https://greatergoodsroasting.com https://www.espro.com
10/10/2022 • 54 minutes, 37 seconds
The mirror…but with coffee
We review Sacandaga from Upstate Coffee Roasters while going on about misrepresentation and how more time won’t help you. Links: https://upstatecoffee.com
10/3/2022 • 56 minutes, 45 seconds
Let me down…but with coffee
We review Yuki from New Math Coffee while talking about value, merchandise, plastic bottles, and promises.
9/29/2022 • 58 minutes, 2 seconds
The Blood Cult…but with coffee
We cold brew Old Stage Road from Umpire State Coffee Roasters while talking about weather and cult leaders.
9/19/2022 • 45 minutes, 41 seconds
Get your own…but with coffee
We review Chocolate City from Dark Matter Coffee and cold brew from Forest Code Trading Company while railing on gatekeeping and communities.
9/12/2022 • 1 hour, 1 minute
Backed by death…but with coffee
We review Old Stage Road from Umpire State Coffee Roasters while talking about getting old, underwear thieves, psychopath demographics, apocalyptic relations, and the penalty of death. Links: https://www.ozocoffee.com
9/7/2022 • 57 minutes, 26 seconds
Small world…but with coffee
We review a Full City roast from Bad Ass coffee, while talking about plastic surgery, women’s clothing sizes, the world being smaller, and quantity over quality.
8/29/2022 • 55 minutes, 17 seconds
It’s not that day…but with coffee
We review Blend from Brewing Market while talking hobbies, pottery, jobs that destroy your body.
8/22/2022 • 51 minutes, 13 seconds
Does this hurt…but with coffee
We review Sumatra from The Red Roaster while reliving being sick, working while ill, and working during Covid.
8/17/2022 • 46 minutes, 6 seconds
Bury me alive…but with coffee
We review Ibisi from Second State Coffee while talking about having your wisdom teeth removed and casket prices. Links: https://secondstatecoffee.com
8/8/2022 • 45 minutes, 30 seconds
Why…but with coffee
We review Guatemala Los Volcanes from Hos Coffee while going off about YouTubers, discover problems in your house from the previous owners.
8/2/2022 • 53 minutes, 3 seconds
A host of crimes…but with coffee
We review Medium Roast Cold Brew from Califia Farms why rattling on about Purple Hearts, crimes of passion, and drunkenness.
7/25/2022 • 53 minutes
Losing bet…but with coffee
We review Component Blend from Notion Coffee and go in on climate change, and no one caring about you. Links: https://notioncoffee.co/
7/18/2022 • 34 minutes, 13 seconds
Next one…but with coffee
We review Black and Tan from Ink! Coffee while talking about lists, home remedies, and bathroom adventures. Links: https://www.inkcoffee.com
7/11/2022 • 40 minutes, 24 seconds
Ego check…but with coffee
We review Wind & Sea from Andytown while having a bad day, Hobbit meal plans, lite beers, running away from home and museums. Links: https://www.andytownsf.com/
7/4/2022 • 53 minutes, 33 seconds
Rags to riches…but with coffee
We review Gogoku Bakaka from Pilgrim Roasters. Links: https://pilgrimroasters.com
6/27/2022 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 34 seconds
A penny and a pound...but with coffee
We rant about the failures of the USPS since for the third time a shipment has gone rogue, Lemon racing, and click bait.
6/20/2022 • 44 minutes, 11 seconds
You’re doing it wrong…but with coffee
We review Coffee Ice Cream from Haägen Dazs while waiting on people to make rights at red lights, incompetent drivers, overcoming fear, and positive thinking.
Links: https://www.icecream.com/us/en/brands/haagen-dazs
6/14/2022 • 46 minutes, 43 seconds
Out to get me…but with coffee
We review Mediterrano from Amante and rattle on about streamers, not needing jobs in the future, and letting go.
Links: https://www.amantecoffee.com/
5/31/2022 • 55 minutes, 17 seconds
Dr. Frankenstein...but with coffee
We both kinda talk about the coffee's we're drinking as the front desk lost the shipment. All whilst discussing brain trauma, correctional officers, and human experiments.
5/23/2022 • 49 minutes, 37 seconds
Buying time…but with coffee
We review Traffic from East Pole Coffee while going on about working at Starbucks, and the curse of convenience.
Links: https://eastpole.coffee
5/18/2022 • 58 minutes, 49 seconds
A Netflix special…but with coffee
We review Kenya Kii from Parlor Coffee while going on about hoverboards, taking land, spirituality, orgies, and psychedelic’s.
Links: https://parlorcoffee.com/
5/11/2022 • 48 minutes, 34 seconds
Mistakes were made…but with coffee
We review Traditional Blend from Gëvalia while trashing lawncare, the joys of engines, and why some cities shouldn’t exist.
Links: https://gevalia.com/
5/2/2022 • 21 minutes, 31 seconds
Basic…but with coffee
We review Extra Bold cold brew from Stōk while talking about sticking to your opinions, writing kids shows, and lying to children.
Links: https://www.stokbrew.com/cold-brew/cold-brew-coffee/
4/25/2022 • 51 minutes, 5 seconds
Into the fire and flame…but with coffee
We review Columbia La Victoria from One Line while going on about when opinions are wrong, how hard do you have to be to burn, and fire being the universal symbol of protesting.
Links: https://www.onelinecoffee.com
4/18/2022 • 50 minutes, 50 seconds
Is it Icarus…but with coffee
We review a house blend from Das Kaffee Haus while talking about hibernation and YouTube scams. Links: http://daskaffeehaus.us
4/14/2022 • 48 minutes, 3 seconds
Asserting dominance…but with coffee
We review #12 from Carabello’s 13 Days of Christmas and talk about flight school progress, Preppers, and locker room nudity.
Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/
4/4/2022 • 48 minutes, 18 seconds
Dirty laundry…but with coffee
We review #11 from Carabello’s 12 Days of Christmas while discussing laundry room etiquette, condom stories, stealing, and innocence.
Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/
3/28/2022 • 50 minutes
Pointless…but with coffee
We carry on with #10 from Carabello’s 12 days of Christmas, while lamenting the pain of small talk, action movie bathroom breaks, and karaoke.
Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/
3/21/2022 • 29 minutes, 34 seconds
An accident…but with coffee
We review Kenya AA from Volcanica Coffee Company while we discuss the finer points of bathroom etiquette, creased spines, and tardy funerals.
Links: www.volcanicacoffee.com
3/14/2022 • 50 minutes, 45 seconds
A safe environment…but with coffee
We review #9 on Carabello’s 12 Days of Christmas while going on about swimming, Waffle House vs. IHOP, auction sites, and too much stuff.
Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/
3/9/2022 • 52 minutes, 56 seconds
Romance Novel…but with coffee
We review #8 from the 13 Days of Christmas (Yeah, we’re aware it’s getting old) while talking about invasions, settling conflict over beers and Reacher, and rebuttals.
Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/
3/4/2022 • 45 minutes
Casual genocide…but with coffee
We review #7 of the 12 Days of Christmas from Carabello Coffee while discussing turbulence, war, and colonizing.
Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/
2/21/2022 • 39 minutes, 27 seconds
Validate my parking…but with coffee
We review Happy Yeti from Brandywine Roasters while talking about super bowl commercials and inaugural speeches.
Links: https://www.brandywinecoffeeroasters.com/
2/14/2022 • 45 minutes, 12 seconds
Sell out…but with coffee
We review #6 in the 12 Days of Christmas while rambling about pop stars, roaming your house naked, and small businesses.
Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/
2/7/2022 • 45 minutes, 9 seconds
Family friendly…but with coffee
We review #5 of the 12 Days of Christmas, Pearl of Tehama while discussing inflation and moving too fast.
Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/
1/31/2022 • 46 minutes, 46 seconds
Sales pitch…but with coffee
We review House Blend from Stauf’s in Columbus while talking about pandering, and the military as a sales device.
Links: https://www.staufs.com
1/24/2022 • 42 minutes, 42 seconds
Near impossible…but with coffee.
We review the 4th Day of Christmas from Carabello’s tasting, while talking about learning to fly and becoming an old man.
Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com
1/17/2022 • 43 minutes, 49 seconds
Never blink…but with coffee
We review the 3rd coffee in the 12 Days of Christmas while talking about chimney’s, famous people, and sex songs.
Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/
1/10/2022 • 46 minutes, 25 seconds
A failure…but with coffee
We review Columbia Nariño Nariño as part of the 12 Days of Christmas, while rambling about the New Year and resolutions.
Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/
1/3/2022 • 40 minutes, 3 seconds
Since 2017…but with coffee
We review #1 from Carabello’s “12 Days of Christmas” - Grand Cru #63 Black Diamond and talk about being overzealous and never finishing projects.
Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/collections/gifts-sundries/products/12-days-of-christmas-coffee-box
12/27/2021 • 35 minutes, 11 seconds
A reason to be afraid…but with coffee
We review Java the Stout from Jackie O’s brewing, while spreading some holiday cheer, fancy cups, and materialism.
Links: https://jackieos.com
12/20/2021 • 27 minutes, 55 seconds
Not your problem…but with coffee
We review McDonalds coffee while yelling about problems, charities, and the Rainbow Fish.
12/13/2021 • 45 minutes, 25 seconds
Make me beg…but with coffee
We review But First Coffee from Reza’s while discussing energy drinks, adrenaline, drool sleep, reading emails.
Links: https://www.rezasroast.com
12/6/2021 • 50 minutes, 47 seconds
Fifty cent Nelson…but with whiskey and rum.
So. Coffee delivery issue, thus we’re subbing in beverages. We discuss getting locked out, homelessness, and panhandling.
11/29/2021 • 35 minutes, 3 seconds
Three fingers…but with coffee
We review Guatemala from Eerie Coffee Roasters while discussing big dreams, influencers, and fame.
Links: https://www.eriecoffeeroasters.com/
11/22/2021 • 51 minutes, 30 seconds
Off a high…but with coffee
We review Sand Dune from Drive, last of the Park Collection while talking about shredding cheese, planning an album, and movie names.
Links: https://www.drivecoffee.com/
11/15/2021 • 53 minutes, 43 seconds
Black T-shirt…but with coffee
We review a Nitro Cold Brew by Wild Barn Coffee while rambling about coffee at work and baby showers.
11/9/2021 • 30 minutes, 57 seconds
Not a main character…but with coffee
We continue our review of Drive Coffee’s park series, this week Grand Canyon. All while talking about orphans, shit “happening”, and the death penalty. Links: https://www.drivecoffee.com/
11/1/2021 • 37 minutes, 8 seconds
Are you scared…but with coffee
*Halloween Special* We sip on this years Darkest Day from Folly while discussing never having been trick or treating, sexy costumes, cartoons, and private school.
10/31/2021 • 31 minutes, 18 seconds
Walk it off…but with coffee
We review Glacier from Drive coffee while rambling about WW II, voting for Harambe, and running for office. Links: https://www.drivecoffee.com https://follycoffee.com
10/25/2021 • 40 minutes, 24 seconds
Wheelbarrow of pennies…but with coffee
We review Ohana from Mahalo Coffee, while going on about paying with change, being misunderstood, and buying happiness. Links: https://www.mahalocoffeeroasters.com https://follycoffee.com
10/18/2021 • 49 minutes, 35 seconds
Safety…but with coffee
We review Griffin from Roosevelt Coffee while talking about the American Dream, living safely, and doing what you want. Links: https://www.rooseveltcoffee.org
10/11/2021 • 42 minutes, 40 seconds
Limit your Expectations…but with coffee
We review Dark Roast from Gnarwhal Coffee Co and talk about merging in the freeway, the problem with experience, and rude people. Links: https://gnarwhalcoffee.com https://follycoffee.com
10/4/2021 • 48 minutes
Get the Itch…but with coffee
We review Guinness Nitro Cold Brew while discussing car wrecks, staying up late to work, sleep temperatures, and indulging vices.
9/27/2021 • 44 minutes, 52 seconds
Not quite pretzels…but with coffee
We review Simple Truth Nitro Cold Brew and talk about how monopolies aren’t real, serial killers, and people watching.
9/20/2021 • 37 minutes, 10 seconds
The Taking Man…but with coffee.
We review Dunkin’s original blend coffee while discussing the classic children’s book The Giving Tree and how it plays into adulthood.
9/13/2021 • 44 minutes, 51 seconds
In the 3rd row...but with coffee
We review two coffees from Peet’s: Big Bang and Major Dickason’s while discussing public FaceTime and car sex.
9/6/2021 • 35 minutes, 6 seconds
The descent...but with coffee
We review Narwhal from Anchorhead Coffee while lamenting losing, talking to children, and getting lost. Links: https://anchorheadcoffee.com
8/30/2021 • 34 minutes, 36 seconds
Only one...but with coffee
We review Ethiopia Yirgacheffe Oromia from Kaladi Coffee Roasters and have the first early morning recording. All while rambling about recording an album, if cursing is a sign of intelligence, missing out on roommates, and the fact there are too many of us. Links: https://kaladicoffee.com
8/23/2021 • 47 minutes, 3 seconds
This doesn’t fit...but with coffee
We review Penrose Blend from Little Owl and talk about uniforms and leashes. Links: https://www.littleowlcoffee.com
8/16/2021 • 46 minutes, 47 seconds
10 Happys...but with coffee
We review Organic Ethiopia from Conscious Coffees while talking about not fixing problems, and happinesses’ finite tendencies. Links: https://www.consciouscoffees.com/
8/9/2021 • 1 hour, 4 seconds
Ruining the game...but with coffee
We review Sumatra Kerinci Solok Radjo from Coffee Emporium, and talk about the birth of children, sleeping in hospitals, moving, and ruining things. Links: https://www.coffee-emporium.com
8/2/2021 • 44 minutes, 56 seconds
In the blood....but with coffee
We review Potomac Falls from Commonwealth Joe and talk about lineage, “let’s talk” scenarios, and the problem with help.
7/26/2021 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 12 seconds
Don’t sign up...but with coffee
We go back to back with Carabello. This time we review Addicting Liquid, talk about fraternity’s and sorority’s, and offer sage advice. Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com *New Episodes Monday’s at 10*
7/19/2021 • 45 minutes, 21 seconds
It’s a lie...but with coffee
We review Spring Fling cold brew from Carabello Coffee. While hammering down on how vacation isn’t real and not being able to relax.
Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com
*New Episodes Monday's at 10am*
7/12/2021 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 10 seconds
I do this for me...but with coffee
We review Starbucks Cold Brew and discuss the finer things where the mermaid is concerned. While going on about how much money you could save making coffee at home, and address being hacked.
7/6/2021 • 50 minutes, 3 seconds
Will this work...but with coffee
We review 15 Mile from Pettibone coffee and talk about new coffee grinders, maintaining friendships, and West Virginia stories. Links: Manual Coffee Grinder - HEIHOX... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07ZNXQF4S?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share https://www.pettibonecoffee.com
6/28/2021 • 49 minutes, 2 seconds
Your dreams are dead...but with coffee
Can bad coffee be good? We give Maxwell House Instant Coffee a shot, while talking about dreams, ignorance, and if they make us better or worse.
6/21/2021 • 36 minutes, 51 seconds
You know...but with coffee
We review Coca-Cola with Coffee while talking about its need to exist, sing-a-longs, friends after a breakup, and the worthlessness of the word maybe.
6/14/2021 • 1 hour, 56 seconds
Course correction...but with coffee
Mini series of “Can Bad Coffee Be Good”. We brew Classic Folgers three different ways to see if it’s drinkable, while talking about accepting something you don’t want, finishing your plate, and changing plans
6/9/2021 • 38 minutes, 29 seconds
High stakes...but with coffee
We review Four Lefty’s from Novo coffee and talk about walking dogs, poker, and card games. Links: https://novocoffee.com
6/1/2021 • 39 minutes, 54 seconds
Train wreck...but with coffee
We review India Thriveni Brooklyn Estate by Deeper Roots Coffee and talk about being lied to as a child, generations, and raising kids. Links: https://www.deeperrootscoffee.com/
5/24/2021 • 54 minutes, 58 seconds
Experiencing pleasure...but with coffee
We review Producers Pride from Ritual coffee (#3) and talk about baklava, validation, buying original ideas, and functionality. Links: https://ritualcoffee.com/
5/17/2021 • 39 minutes, 15 seconds
Soft six’s...but with coffee
We review Sumatra Tano Batak from Gracenote Coffee and talk about traveling to Boston, Philadelphia, and relationships.
Links: https://www.gracenotecoffee.com/
5/10/2021 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 39 seconds
Microwaves and cages...but with coffee
We review coffee from JBC Roasters and talk about cold brew, escaping the zoo, and a simpler life.
Links: JBC Coffee - https://www.jbccoffeeroasters.com/
Joshua Weissman - https://youtube.com/c/JoshuaWeissman
James Hoffman - https://youtube.com/channel/UCMb0O2CdPBNi-QqPk5T3gsQ
5/3/2021 • 52 minutes, 11 seconds
Sex on the beach...but with coffee
We review La Virgen from Chromatic Coffee, and talk about how sex sells, never wearing shorts, and why beach’s aren’t relaxing.
Links: https://www.chromaticcoffee.com/
4/26/2021 • 45 minutes, 38 seconds
Acceptable casualties...but with coffee
We review Burundi Buhorwa from Big Shoulders, #8 on our top ten list.
We talk about baseball, entertainment costs, chain wallets, drugs, and the undead.
Links: https://www.bigshoulderscoffee.com/
4/19/2021 • 48 minutes, 3 seconds
Consuming...but with coffee
We review Toro from Devocion coffee (#9) and talk about taking last names, making mistakes, consuming, and inebriation.
Links: https://www.devocion.com
4/12/2021 • 53 minutes, 25 seconds
This is a scam...but with coffee
We review Hologram from Counter Culture Coffee, talk about taste buds, how college is a scam, and if you could go back and redo your life.
Links: Zeroth Dimension - https://youtu.be/emlcwyvnsg0
Counter Culture Coffee - https://counterculturecoffee.com/
*New episodes every Monday at 10am*
4/5/2021 • 59 minutes, 44 seconds
Like feet...but with coffee
We review Exotic Blend from Tsiona Foods; and talk about feet, Old Yeller, and sports.
Links: https://www.tsionafoods.com
*New episodes every Monday at 10am*
3/29/2021 • 41 minutes, 45 seconds
Just go...but with coffee
We review Brazil Canaan Estate from Middle Fork Roasters, and talk about traveling, ghost towns, and conspiracies.
Links: https://middleforkroasters.com/
*New episodes Monday's at 10am*
3/22/2021 • 53 minutes, 51 seconds
The worst...but with coffee
We review Lights on Jackson from Broadcast coffee, and talk about why the worst is yet to come.
Links: https://www.broadcastcoffeeroasters.com/#/
*New episodes Monday's at 10am*
3/15/2021 • 42 minutes, 3 seconds
New additions...but with coffee
We review Bear Klaus from Kuma Coffee and talk about early mornings, a coffee list, nutrition, and car wrecks.
Links: https://beanbox.com/
https://www.kumacoffee.com/
*New episodes Monday's at 10am*
3/8/2021 • 58 minutes, 48 seconds
Cliff diving...but with coffee
We review Roasters Choice from Lighthouse Roasters, and talk about religion.
Links: https://lighthouseroasters.com/
https://beanbox.com/
*New episodes Monday's at 10am*
3/1/2021 • 55 minutes, 57 seconds
Waiting...but with coffee
We review Brewtality Coffee Co “Guts and Glory” while talking about shipping and the pain of gifts.
Links: Guitar Pedal - http://www.paultrombettadesign.com/
Brewtality - https://www.brewtality.coffee/products/guts-glory-blend-12-oz
*New episodes Monday's at 10am*
2/22/2021 • 52 minutes, 21 seconds
We’re hypocrites...but with coffee
Special review of Folly's "Darkest Day" Halloween roast. Yes. We know it's February. We talk about online grocery shopping, campaign slogans, and language.
Links: https://follycoffee.com/
*New episodes Monday's at 10am*
2/15/2021 • 54 minutes, 20 seconds
Solo guy...but with coffee
We review Folly Coffee, talk about woodworking, and try out singing.
Links: https://follycoffee.com/
*New episodes Monday's at 10am*
2/8/2021 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 23 seconds
Your dead grandmother...but with coffee
We review Love Buzz from Equal Exchange and rant about dark roasts, pollsters, and third takes.
Links: https://equalexchange.coop/
Vobaga Coffee Cup Warmer: https://www.amazon.com/VOBAGA-Electric-Temperature-Beverage-Chocolate/dp/B08FDFRKR3?ref_=ast_sto_dp
*New Episodes Mondays at 10am*
2/1/2021 • 37 minutes, 22 seconds
Almost positive...but with coffee.
We review Wood Burl Coffee and talk music, almost making money, and positivity.
Links: https://www.woodburlcoffee.com/
*New episodes Monday's at 10am*
1/25/2021 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 47 seconds
Eavesdropping...but with coffee
We review Backpackers Blend from Kalamazoo Coffee Co and discuss changing names, keeping your beverage warm, and politics.
Links: Kalamazoo Coffee Co: https://kalamazoocoffeecompany.com/
Vobaga Coffee Cup Warmer: https://www.amazon.com/VOBAGA-Electric-Temperature-Beverage-Chocolate/dp/B08FDFRKR3?ref_=ast_sto_dp
*New episodes Monday's at 10am*
1/18/2021 • 57 minutes, 49 seconds
Disappointment...but with coffee.
We review Blacksmith from Quills Coffee, talk about life lessons at the Renaissance Fair, and the nuances of depression.
Links:
Quills Coffee: https://quillscoffee.com/
*New episodes every Monday at 10am*
1/11/2021 • 44 minutes, 32 seconds
An intro...but with coffee.
We review Black Press coffee and attempt an introduction.
Links: Black Press Coffee - https://www.blackpresscoffeeshop.com/
*New episodes Monday's at 10am*