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English, Arts, 8 seasons, 198 episodes, 19 hours, 36 minutes
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Coffee reviews and somewhat thoughtful and absurd banter.
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Change the past…but with coffee

We review House of Loud’N and ramble about selling out to the YouTube algorithm, renting a billboard, and Reddit being a psyop.
10/21/202458 minutes, 43 seconds
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Scheduling sex…but with coffee

We review Guatemala cold brewed from Loud ‘N Vibes while discussing witnessing a crime, and being intentional in life’s pursuit.
10/17/20241 hour, 10 minutes, 12 seconds
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Choking…but with coffee

We review Guatemala from Loud ‘N Roasted and yammer about…dick stories, going back to school late in life, starting a business off the shoulders of others, all the bills.
10/11/20241 hour, 21 minutes, 27 seconds
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Burn the sugar…but with coffee

We review Loud n’ Vibes cold brew style from Loud N’ Roasted and learning about rain, dry steak, and text polls.
10/4/202446 minutes, 51 seconds
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Skin the dog…but with coffee

We review Loud n’ Vibes from Loud ‘N Roasted and the pointlessness of fantasy football, and losing friends via text messaging, and furries.
9/25/202458 minutes, 36 seconds
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Deafening Silence…but with coffee

We review Audrey’s Blend from Brown County Coffee cold brewed while lamenting broken toes, what does being American even mean, what it’s like to have ADHD and work in silence.
9/20/20241 hour, 18 minutes, 34 seconds
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Through the looking glass…but with coffee

We review Audrey’s Blend from Brown County Coffee while lamenting over Denver house prices while we buy followers, and how everything you see online is fake.
9/9/20241 hour, 10 minutes, 42 seconds
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Buy your friends…but with coffee

We review Creekside and Ridgeline cold brew style from Rothrock (again, finally finished) while calmly discussing how you’d want to die if you found yourself adrift in space, and finding out that you can buy Instagram followers.
8/31/202450 minutes, 22 seconds
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Circle undone…but with coffee

We review Creekside and Ridgeline cold brew style from Rothrock while going on about taking it too hard in recreational sports, rats in your group, lines in loyalty, and bank robbery.
8/21/202456 minutes, 56 seconds
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When I grow up…but with coffee

We review Cold Brewed Trailside from RothRock and go on about SpongeBob, softball, and when you’re an adult.
8/16/202457 minutes, 50 seconds
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Relapse…but with coffee

We cold brew review Bear Meadows from RothRock and go on about the continue fight to get off our phones, perfect crops, and falling to addiction.
8/7/20241 hour, 18 minutes, 40 seconds
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Coffee…but with coffee

We review Andre’s Signature Blend from The Roaster Coffee Company. However, this time we brew it with six different brewers: v60, Clever Dripper, AeroPress, Pulsar, Ceado Hoop, Espro Bloom.
7/30/202453 minutes, 32 seconds
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Cut to the credits…but with coffee

We review Ridgeline from Rothrock Coffee and talk about surviving a plane crash and free falling, making C-SPAN worth watching, and dueling pistols.
7/22/202456 minutes, 39 seconds
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Clipped…but with coffee

We review Creekside from Rothrock and go on about Air B&B, Home Alone, and assassinations.
7/17/20241 hour, 24 minutes, 33 seconds
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Spectrum…but with coffee

We review Trailside from Rothrock and talk about Rumbas, comedy and music offending people, and autism.
7/8/20241 hour, 3 minutes, 52 seconds
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Stop the show…but with coffee

We review Bear Meadow from Rothrock Coffee while going on about wake up machines, dirty people, and our daily day dreams.
7/1/20241 hour, 11 minutes, 54 seconds
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Grilled meat…but with coffee

We review Singlespeed from Rothrock, again, but this go around it’s cold brewed. All while discussing the finer points of men in casual button ups, who take it all the way to the throat. Plus, the wrong way to make a burger.
6/25/20241 hour, 14 seconds
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Midlife crisis…but with coffee

We review Singlespeed from Rothrock Coffee and ramble about animals seeing spirits, the sad state of the presidential race, and how war brings countries together.
6/17/20241 hour, 22 minutes, 44 seconds
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Yellow…but with coffee

We review Double Espresso Cold Brew from High Brew Coffee and ramble about self help seminars, pyramid schemes, Dollar General, and umbrellas.
6/12/20241 hour, 17 minutes, 49 seconds
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Hit play…but with coffee

We review Buckle Down from Good Citizen Coffee Co and wonder what we all did before the Internet, dad rock, and should we destroy the World Wide Web. Links: https://goodcitizencoffee.com
6/5/20241 hour, 6 minutes, 3 seconds
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Not fair…but with coffee

We review Guatemala from Happy Day Brands while talking about photos and slowly deteriorating into sad rambles about fair trade coffee. Links: https://www.happydaybrands.com/collections/all-coffees
5/30/202442 minutes, 55 seconds
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Drag the bay…but with coffee

We review a Mocha Old Fashioned with coffee recipe while yapping about trolling a protest, pirates, and the difference between savages and gentleman.
5/21/202452 minutes, 2 seconds
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First contact…but with coffee

We review Four Lefty’s from Novo Coffee while chatting about OJ, the size of space, karma, and the existence of aliens.
5/15/20241 hour, 17 minutes, 4 seconds
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You aren’t looking…but with coffee

We review Bonita Springs from Novo Coffee while rambling about AI companions, and how companies are pulling college degrees from their job requirements, and misdemeanors.
5/1/20241 hour, 9 minutes, 47 seconds
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Regulated…but with coffee

We review Pinavete Maracaturra from Novo Coffee and discuss a lyricist take on different aspects of our emotions.
4/25/20241 hour, 17 minutes, 54 seconds
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King nothing…but with coffee

We review Peru from City Girl Coffee and talk about the weight of books, cutting the grass, and making money doing something you wouldn’t expect. Links: https://www.citygirlcoffee.com
4/15/20241 hour, 7 minutes, 18 seconds
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Backyard knife fight …but with coffee

We review Otto from Script coffee while talking about neighborhood animals, being a snob, and the rigidity of concrete. Links: https://script-coffee.com
4/11/202459 minutes, 17 seconds
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Taste the rainbow…but with coffee

We review Brazil Afasa MicroLot from Coda Coffee while talking about depressing lyrics, and food dyes.
4/2/20241 hour, 2 minutes, 40 seconds
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Choke it…but with coffee

We review Direct To from On The Ball and go on about ruining food, oil, trying to swallow, and a radical coffee shop. Links: https://ontheballcoffee.com
3/25/20241 hour, 11 minutes, 23 seconds
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Shoulders only…but with coffee

We review Phantom Limb blend from Huckleberry Roasters while talking about the differences between men and women when it comes to public nudity and car repairs.
3/20/20241 hour, 14 minutes, 4 seconds
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Down the hole…but with coffee

We review House Blend from Coda Coffee while talking about fandoms, cell phone addictions, being over budget, and the whistleblower suicide.
3/13/20241 hour, 8 minutes, 32 seconds
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Storm of seasons…but with coffee

We review Spirit Mountain from Sagrado Coffee while witnessing a tumbleweed storm, introducing the Ceado Hoop brewer, and not enough kitchen space.
3/6/20241 hour, 13 minutes, 51 seconds
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Backbone…but with coffee

We review Pink Borbon Punch from Contempo Roast and go on about lines in comedy, personal preferences, and fruit rankings.
2/28/20241 hour, 12 minutes, 54 seconds
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Repression…but with coffee

We review Sumatra Mutu Batak from Carabello (Yeah, I know, another one) while running through all our brewing methods and over protecting kids.
2/22/20241 hour, 16 minutes, 46 seconds
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Nose up…but with coffee

We review Festivity Blend from Temple Coffee Roaster while discussing the pretentious vibes of coffee, sleep studies, and switching desks.
2/14/20241 hour, 22 seconds
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If you build it…but with coffee

We review Bus Blend from Uncle LeRoy’s Coffee while discussing the ins and outs of getting into coffee roasting.
2/5/20241 hour, 12 minutes, 27 seconds
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Country costumes…but with coffee

We review Chapeau! from Domestique while we discussing dumping a fish tank, different types of “country” folk, and the fury of sports.
1/30/20241 hour, 18 minutes, 18 seconds
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Canibal communities…but with coffee

We review a Zero Proof Espresso Martini recipe while rambling about Reddit communities, taking the internet too far, and deleting notifications. Recipe Link: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2NbKmXLlxp/?igsh=MWJkbzljcnhocmRvOA==
1/22/20241 hour, 17 minutes, 20 seconds
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The big bad wolf…but with coffee

We review Enthusiasm by Poppets Coffee while carrying on about who or what is right, if the fact the world is permeated by bad news are what make us continue the storyline, and changing what we want. Links: https://poppetscoffee.com
1/15/20241 hour, 21 minutes, 5 seconds
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Wet bread and apartments…but with coffee

We give the IPA coffee from Carabello the cold brew treatment, to see if that improves the taste. All while rambling about drinking too much water, unintentionally starting a farm, chemicals in the food, and what the suburbs are.
1/8/202456 minutes, 45 seconds
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Wrap it…but with coffee

We review Monarch from Onyx while talking about bloodletting, Christmas trees listening in, coffee on the battlefield. Oh, and there’s music.
12/27/202348 minutes
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Split the atom…but with coffee

We review Geometry from Onyx and discuss divorce, relationships, growing up divided, and connecting virtually.
12/18/20231 hour, 14 minutes, 22 seconds
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Meat hooks…but with coffee

We review Southern Weather from Onyx and tear into horror films.
12/13/202351 minutes, 52 seconds
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Confident lows…but with coffee

We review Cold Brew from Onyx while going on about what we’re thankful for, families, hitting the bottom, confident street fighters, and weak genes.
12/4/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 22 seconds
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Robot rabbits…but with coffee

We review Ethiopia Ayla Bensa Bombe from Onyx while learning about pears, discussing how to making salad the right way, and navigating technical difficulties.
11/27/202352 minutes, 4 seconds
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Do you want it…but with coffee

We review Kenya Gachatha AA while going on about being disappointed by product research, shipping prices, and sports betting.
11/20/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 11 seconds
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Get hard…but with coffee

We review Burundi Long Miles Gaharo Natural from Onyx while talking about comedy movies, why men need to die for something, how most companies don’t make anything, and breakaway nations. Links: http://onyxcoffeelab.com
11/13/20231 hour, 6 minutes, 48 seconds
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In the clouds…but with coffee

We review Kenya Keringa PB from Onyx while talking about flight certification, and how to pay for school. Links: https://onyxcoffeelab.com
11/7/202359 minutes, 3 seconds
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Black, brown, and white…but with coffee

We review the 4th annual Darkest Day from Folly while talking about war and bear attacks.
10/31/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 12 seconds
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Find out…but with coffee

We compare coffee brewed at two different ratio: 12:1 and 16:1. All while discussing why humans celebrate debauchery, and if we’re just existing outside our optimal design.
10/26/202357 minutes, 56 seconds
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Homecoming…but with coffee

We review Doubleshot Daybreak an Imperial Coffee Vanilla Cream Ale from Wolfs Ridge Brewing while yammering on about drinking, pickling, and coming back.
10/17/20231 hour, 14 minutes, 42 seconds
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Money and power…but with coffee

We review Honduras San Marcos from Seedhouse while running through conflicting feelings and which one to believe, meeting a person with crazy ideas, and how one gets sucked into conspiracy theories.
10/9/20231 hour, 1 minute, 52 seconds
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Internet points…but with coffee

We review Migration Blend 6.1 from Sweet Bloom while lamenting finding mold, tower tattoos, and TikTok gangs.
10/5/20231 hour, 50 seconds
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Pet the wheel…but with coffee

We review DR Congo from Seedhouse Coffee while going on about saving the environment, old men racing, identity wheels, shame and toxic masculinity.
9/29/20231 hour, 13 minutes, 22 seconds
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Misleading…but with coffee

We review Unicorn Blood from Dark Matter Coffee while getting mad at headlines, and where the money is going. Links: https://www.darkmattercoffee.com
9/18/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 22 seconds
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Don’t eat it…but with coffee

We drink Bali from Urbana Coffee while going on about wearing pigtails and being picky. Links: https://www.urbana-cafe.com
9/11/202352 minutes, 33 seconds
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Exploit me…but with coffee

We review James Hoffman’s AeroPress recipe while ranting about inflation and diminished quality.
9/5/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 21 seconds
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Rough hands…but with coffee

We review Espresso Martini’s while trashing an aging government, baby boomers not retiring, and a perfect photo.
9/1/202359 minutes, 26 seconds
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Two wolves…but with coffee

We review cold brew old fashion while talking about elitists and if humans are intrinsically good or not.
8/24/202354 minutes, 14 seconds
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Enter the machine…but with coffee

We give the AeroPress a go at multiple claims of making somewhat decent espresso while plotting through how AI will end the world.
8/14/202355 minutes, 18 seconds
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8/9/20231 hour, 2 minutes, 49 seconds
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Get high…but with coffee

We make cold brew with Frinsa Estate from Corvus while going packing and moving, co-ops, and taking flight in a car.
8/4/202356 minutes, 13 seconds
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Jigsaw…but with coffee

We review Santa Cruz Hierba Santa from Method Coffee Roasters while discussing when to use A/C, the male/female workplace balance, and which guy is in charge. Links: https://www.methodroasters.com
7/24/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 24 seconds
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Animals…but with coffee

We review Irish Coffee while taking about alcoholism, wastefulness, human salami, and what would you do if you didn’t have to work.
7/17/20231 hour, 18 minutes, 6 seconds
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Death wish …but with coffee

We review Adulting Fuel from Reza’s Coffee and yammer on about being assassinated, bad vacations, exploring caves, and free soloing.
7/12/202351 minutes, 28 seconds
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All fours…but with coffee

We review Papua New Guinea, Okapa from Conscious Cup Coffee while talking about old commercials, and sick escapades. Links: https://www.consciouscup.com
7/6/202356 minutes, 51 seconds
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Questions and devils…but with coffee

We review REBBL Straight Black cold brew while talking about nudity, shortcuts in life, and making hard decisions.
6/29/20231 hour, 20 minutes, 8 seconds
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Die like a man…but with coffee

We give an AeroTonic a try while rambling about sleep cycles, vaping, and choosing an apocalypse.
6/20/202359 minutes, 22 seconds
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The last ride…but with coffee

We review Nitro Cold Brew from Rise Coffee while pondering what makes humans crawl out of their skin just to feel. Links: https://risebrewingco.com
6/13/20231 hour, 12 minutes, 47 seconds
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Eat up…but with coffee

We review Bold Cold Brew from Blue Bottle Coffee while discussing the limit before resorting to cannibalism and flying in circles.
6/7/20231 hour, 8 minutes, 25 seconds
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Salute your captain…but with coffee

We review Guatemala Igelesis from Valor while talking about Michigan, saving a child, appendages, and writing your brain. Links: https://valor.coffee
5/30/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 13 seconds
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It’s broken…but with coffee

We review cold brew from Chameleon coffee while discussing the governments inability to pay its bills.
5/24/20231 hour, 13 minutes, 3 seconds
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Therapy Session (Part 2)…but with coffee

We review Ultraviolet from Nightswim while attempting to figure out how you know what you want is really…what you want.
5/16/202351 minutes, 12 seconds
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Therapy Session (Part 1)…but with coffee

We review Ultraviolet from Nightswim while attempting to figure out how you know what you want is really…what you want.
5/12/20231 hour, 1 minute, 35 seconds
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Empty coffers…but with coffee

We review Riptide from Golden Lantern while talking about retiring, learning to do things on your own. Links: https://www.goldenlanterncoffee.com
5/2/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 12 seconds
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Epiphany…but with coffee

We review Women Producers Coffee from Spyhouse and talk ant invasions, personas, losing goals, and epiphanies. Links: https://spyhousecoffee.com
4/25/202353 minutes, 55 seconds
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Experience the moment…but with coffee

We review Three Witches from Perkatory and talk sleep deprecation, restaurants, and spending money on food. Links: https://www.perkatoryroasters.com
4/18/20231 hour, 12 minutes, 23 seconds
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Patching holes…but with coffee

We review Shop Blend from Perkatory whilst talking breakfast, learning how to drive, and trucks. Links: http://perkatoryroasters.com
4/10/202343 minutes, 35 seconds
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Farming a fantasy…but with coffee

We review Solstice from Perkatory while trashing mobile games and the food industry, the appeal of farming, and living a fantasy.
4/3/20231 hour, 14 minutes, 45 seconds
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Hope frays…but with coffee

We review New England from Perkatory while talking croissants and the essence of hope. Links: https://www.perkatoryroasters.com
3/27/202344 minutes, 21 seconds
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You’re the problem…but with coffee

We review Espresso from Blackbeard Coffee while being in awe of bank robbers and discussing realizing the common denominator in your life and issues is you, and how to deal with that. Links: https://www.blackbeardroasters.com
3/20/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 41 seconds
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Measured hope…but with coffee

We review Prodomo from Dallmayr Coffee while going on about measurements systems, and the meaning of hope. Links: https://www.dallmayr.com/deen/coffee/
3/13/20231 hour, 16 minutes, 40 seconds
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Wasted content…but with coffee

We review coffee from Dressier Melange whilst talking wiling through being sick, the amount of data on YouTube, and content creators.
3/7/202355 minutes, 33 seconds
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You’ll be cold…but with coffee

We review Holiday Blend from Five Elephants while talking about interacting with drunk people, and uppers and downers. Links: https://www.fiveelephant.com
2/28/20231 hour, 1 minute, 35 seconds
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In packs…but with coffee

We review Achtzig Zwanzig from Kröm coffee while discussing designer breed dogs, humans expectations for pets, and whether or not we’d survive a takeover.
2/20/20231 hour, 7 minutes, 28 seconds
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Give me half...but with coffee

We review Sumatra from Lancaster County Coffee while wondering why portions are so large at restaurants, stimulus checks, dumb degrees. Links: https://www.lancastercountycoffee.com
2/13/202359 minutes, 31 seconds
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Outside vs. Inside…but with coffee

We review Dead Reckoning (hot version) while talking about peaking early, the difficulty in making good decisions, and learning from Bluey.
2/6/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 5 seconds
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Dress me…but with coffee

We review Monte Carlos from Passenger Coffee while reminiscing the good times growing up…or not. Links: https://www.passengercoffee.com
2/1/202359 minutes, 55 seconds
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The search…but with coffee

We review 40 Winks from Corvus, our first decaf, while lament about our current car issues. Links: https://www.corvuscoffee.com
1/23/20231 hour, 8 minutes, 32 seconds
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Dangerous Adventures…but with coffee

We review Dead Reckoning Cold Brew from Corvus coffee while discussing taking a trip to Guatemala, gold rush, travel advisories, and gang activity. Links: https://www.corvuscoffee.com
1/16/202353 minutes, 48 seconds
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Weathered keys…but with coffee

We review…nothing, because the post office never delivered. However, we still rant on about homelessness, begging for money, vices, and locking yourself out.
1/9/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 14 seconds
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New nothing…but with coffee

We test reheating coffee and keeping coffee warm for an extended period of time to see if it’s drinkable. All while trashing your resolutions, freezing food, and being sick.
1/3/202359 minutes, 1 second
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Holiday Fables…but with coffee

We review Espresso Blend from Muddy Goose Coffee Co while chiming in on poor non-profits, holiday drivers, and why grocery stores get raided for every snow storm. Oh, and, a bit about lying to your children. Links: https://www.muddygoose.com
12/26/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 39 seconds
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Soaked…but with coffee

We review Chestnut Praline from Starbucks because, it’s Christmas and why not. All while working through different ways of…intaking alcohol, and gift exchanges.
12/19/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 3 seconds
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Something’s missing…but with coffee

We review San Lorenzo from Tenfold coffee while rattling on about portable espresso makers, gift giving, and being broke. Links: https://tenfoldcoffee.com https://www.wacaco.com
12/15/20221 hour, 10 minutes, 17 seconds
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All smiles…but with coffee

We review Steeped Coffee - Addicting Liquid while rattling on about winning the lottery, productive vibes, and mass transit crashes.
12/5/202243 minutes, 8 seconds
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Pay the bill…but with coffee

We drink Mushroom Instant Coffee from Simple Truth while talking about elementary school field trips, eating out as a kid, gluttony, and ending medication.
11/28/20221 hour, 3 minutes, 1 second
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Fisticuffs…but with coffee

We review the annual release of Darkest Day from Folly while talking about how to resolve a problem, learning from your mistakes, OJ Simpson, crime statistics, and opioids.
11/22/20221 hour, 6 minutes, 54 seconds
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Eat crayons…but with coffee

We review Coffee or Die from Black Rifle Coffee while chatting about sauerkraut, exploiting your station, being the best, and rioting. Links: https://www.blackriflecoffee.com
11/14/20221 hour, 2 minutes, 19 seconds
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Tighten the middle…but with coffee

We review Holler Mountain from Stumptown Coffee and rant about traffic woes, eviction notices, and housing conspiracies. Links: https://www.stumptowncoffee.com/
11/8/202247 minutes, 25 seconds
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Stay or leave…but with coffee

We review the House Blend from Unseen bean and ramble about trick or treating, costumes, and social media. Links: https://www.theunseenbean.com
10/31/202257 minutes, 19 seconds
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Scan the box…but with coffee

We review Nova Blend from Dark Moon Coffee while going on about cops, people in self checkouts, and smoking. Links: https://www.darkmoon.coffee
10/24/202258 minutes, 49 seconds
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Benign…but with coffee

We review Daurfusu from Coava while listing all the things we want to do in this life, jam and eggs, landing a plane, and how humans love activities that take them as close to death as possible.
10/17/202252 minutes, 58 seconds
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Self-preservation…but with coffee

We review Fresh Perspective from Greater Goods all while giving our Espro Blooms a go, rambling about karaoke, what men can’t do, validating others thoughts. Links: https://greatergoodsroasting.com https://www.espro.com
10/10/202254 minutes, 37 seconds
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The mirror…but with coffee

We review Sacandaga from Upstate Coffee Roasters while going on about misrepresentation and how more time won’t help you. Links: https://upstatecoffee.com
10/3/202256 minutes, 45 seconds
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Let me down…but with coffee

We review Yuki from New Math Coffee while talking about value, merchandise, plastic bottles, and promises.
9/29/202258 minutes, 2 seconds
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The Blood Cult…but with coffee

We cold brew Old Stage Road from Umpire State Coffee Roasters while talking about weather and cult leaders.
9/19/202245 minutes, 41 seconds
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Get your own…but with coffee

We review Chocolate City from Dark Matter Coffee and cold brew from Forest Code Trading Company while railing on gatekeeping and communities.
9/12/20221 hour, 1 minute
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Backed by death…but with coffee

We review Old Stage Road from Umpire State Coffee Roasters while talking about getting old, underwear thieves, psychopath demographics, apocalyptic relations, and the penalty of death. Links: https://www.ozocoffee.com
9/7/202257 minutes, 26 seconds
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Small world…but with coffee

We review a Full City roast from Bad Ass coffee, while talking about plastic surgery, women’s clothing sizes, the world being smaller, and quantity over quality.
8/29/202255 minutes, 17 seconds
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It’s not that day…but with coffee

We review Blend from Brewing Market while talking hobbies, pottery, jobs that destroy your body.
8/22/202251 minutes, 13 seconds
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Does this hurt…but with coffee

We review Sumatra from The Red Roaster while reliving being sick, working while ill, and working during Covid.
8/17/202246 minutes, 6 seconds
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Bury me alive…but with coffee

We review Ibisi from Second State Coffee while talking about having your wisdom teeth removed and casket prices. Links: https://secondstatecoffee.com
8/8/202245 minutes, 30 seconds
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Why…but with coffee

We review Guatemala Los Volcanes from Hos Coffee while going off about YouTubers, discover problems in your house from the previous owners.
8/2/202253 minutes, 3 seconds
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A host of crimes…but with coffee

We review Medium Roast Cold Brew from Califia Farms why rattling on about Purple Hearts, crimes of passion, and drunkenness.
7/25/202253 minutes
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Losing bet…but with coffee

We review Component Blend from Notion Coffee and go in on climate change, and no one caring about you. Links: https://notioncoffee.co/
7/18/202234 minutes, 13 seconds
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Next one…but with coffee

We review Black and Tan from Ink! Coffee while talking about lists, home remedies, and bathroom adventures. Links: https://www.inkcoffee.com
7/11/202240 minutes, 24 seconds
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Ego check…but with coffee

We review Wind & Sea from Andytown while having a bad day, Hobbit meal plans, lite beers, running away from home and museums. Links: https://www.andytownsf.com/
7/4/202253 minutes, 33 seconds
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Rags to riches…but with coffee

We review Gogoku Bakaka from Pilgrim Roasters. Links: https://pilgrimroasters.com
6/27/20221 hour, 1 minute, 34 seconds
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A penny and a pound...but with coffee

We rant about the failures of the USPS since for the third time a shipment has gone rogue, Lemon racing, and click bait.
6/20/202244 minutes, 11 seconds
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You’re doing it wrong…but with coffee

We review Coffee Ice Cream from Haägen Dazs while waiting on people to make rights at red lights, incompetent drivers, overcoming fear, and positive thinking. Links: https://www.icecream.com/us/en/brands/haagen-dazs
6/14/202246 minutes, 43 seconds
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Out to get me…but with coffee

We review Mediterrano from Amante and rattle on about streamers, not needing jobs in the future, and letting go. Links: https://www.amantecoffee.com/
5/31/202255 minutes, 17 seconds
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Dr. Frankenstein...but with coffee

We both kinda talk about the coffee's we're drinking as the front desk lost the shipment. All whilst discussing brain trauma, correctional officers, and human experiments.
5/23/202249 minutes, 37 seconds
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Buying time…but with coffee

We review Traffic from East Pole Coffee while going on about working at Starbucks, and the curse of convenience.  Links: https://eastpole.coffee
5/18/202258 minutes, 49 seconds
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A Netflix special…but with coffee

We review Kenya Kii from Parlor Coffee while going on about hoverboards, taking land, spirituality, orgies, and psychedelic’s. Links: https://parlorcoffee.com/
5/11/202248 minutes, 34 seconds
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Mistakes were made…but with coffee

We review Traditional Blend from Gëvalia while trashing lawncare, the joys of engines, and why some cities shouldn’t exist. Links: https://gevalia.com/
5/2/202221 minutes, 31 seconds
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Basic…but with coffee

We review Extra Bold cold brew from Stōk while talking about sticking to your opinions, writing kids shows, and lying to children. Links: https://www.stokbrew.com/cold-brew/cold-brew-coffee/
4/25/202251 minutes, 5 seconds
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Into the fire and flame…but with coffee

We review Columbia La Victoria from One Line while going on about when opinions are wrong, how hard do you have to be to burn, and fire being the universal symbol of protesting.  Links: https://www.onelinecoffee.com
4/18/202250 minutes, 50 seconds
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Is it Icarus…but with coffee

We review a house blend from Das Kaffee Haus while talking about hibernation and YouTube scams. Links: http://daskaffeehaus.us
4/14/202248 minutes, 3 seconds
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Asserting dominance…but with coffee

We review #12 from Carabello’s 13 Days of Christmas and talk about flight school progress, Preppers, and locker room nudity. Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/
4/4/202248 minutes, 18 seconds
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Dirty laundry…but with coffee

We review #11 from Carabello’s 12 Days of Christmas while discussing laundry room etiquette, condom stories, stealing, and innocence. Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/
3/28/202250 minutes
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Pointless…but with coffee

We carry on with #10 from Carabello’s 12 days of Christmas, while lamenting the pain of small talk, action movie bathroom breaks, and karaoke. Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/
3/21/202229 minutes, 34 seconds
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An accident…but with coffee

We review Kenya AA from Volcanica Coffee Company while we discuss the finer points of bathroom etiquette, creased spines, and tardy funerals.    Links: www.volcanicacoffee.com
3/14/202250 minutes, 45 seconds
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A safe environment…but with coffee

We review #9 on Carabello’s 12 Days of Christmas while going on about swimming, Waffle House vs. IHOP, auction sites, and too much stuff. Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/
3/9/202252 minutes, 56 seconds
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Romance Novel…but with coffee

We review #8 from the 13 Days of Christmas (Yeah, we’re aware it’s getting old) while talking about invasions, settling conflict over beers and Reacher, and rebuttals. Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/
3/4/202245 minutes
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Casual genocide…but with coffee

We review #7 of the 12 Days of Christmas from Carabello Coffee while discussing turbulence, war, and colonizing. Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/
2/21/202239 minutes, 27 seconds
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Validate my parking…but with coffee

We review Happy Yeti from Brandywine Roasters while talking about super bowl commercials and inaugural speeches.  Links: https://www.brandywinecoffeeroasters.com/
2/14/202245 minutes, 12 seconds
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Sell out…but with coffee

We review #6 in the 12 Days of Christmas while rambling about pop stars, roaming your house naked, and small businesses. Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/
2/7/202245 minutes, 9 seconds
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Family friendly…but with coffee

We review #5 of the 12 Days of Christmas, Pearl of Tehama while discussing inflation and moving too fast. Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/
1/31/202246 minutes, 46 seconds
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Sales pitch…but with coffee

We review House Blend from Stauf’s in Columbus while talking about pandering, and the military as a sales device.  Links: https://www.staufs.com
1/24/202242 minutes, 42 seconds
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Near impossible…but with coffee.

We review the 4th Day of Christmas from Carabello’s tasting, while talking about learning to fly and becoming an old man.  Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com
1/17/202243 minutes, 49 seconds
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Never blink…but with coffee

We review the 3rd coffee in the 12 Days of Christmas while talking about chimney’s, famous people, and sex songs. Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/
1/10/202246 minutes, 25 seconds
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A failure…but with coffee

We review Columbia Nariño Nariño as part of the 12 Days of Christmas, while rambling about the New Year and resolutions. Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/
1/3/202240 minutes, 3 seconds
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Since 2017…but with coffee

We review #1 from Carabello’s “12 Days of Christmas” - Grand Cru #63 Black Diamond and talk about being overzealous and never finishing projects.  Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com/collections/gifts-sundries/products/12-days-of-christmas-coffee-box
12/27/202135 minutes, 11 seconds
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A reason to be afraid…but with coffee

We review Java the Stout from Jackie O’s brewing, while spreading some holiday cheer, fancy cups, and materialism.  Links: https://jackieos.com
12/20/202127 minutes, 55 seconds
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Not your problem…but with coffee

We review McDonalds coffee while yelling about problems, charities, and the Rainbow Fish.
12/13/202145 minutes, 25 seconds
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Make me beg…but with coffee

We review But First Coffee from Reza’s while discussing energy drinks, adrenaline, drool sleep, reading emails.  Links: https://www.rezasroast.com
12/6/202150 minutes, 47 seconds
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Fifty cent Nelson…but with whiskey and rum.

So. Coffee delivery issue, thus we’re subbing in beverages. We discuss getting locked out, homelessness, and panhandling.
11/29/202135 minutes, 3 seconds
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Three fingers…but with coffee

We review Guatemala from Eerie Coffee Roasters while discussing big dreams, influencers, and fame. Links: https://www.eriecoffeeroasters.com/
11/22/202151 minutes, 30 seconds
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Off a high…but with coffee

We review Sand Dune from Drive, last of the Park Collection while talking about shredding cheese, planning an album, and movie names. Links: https://www.drivecoffee.com/
11/15/202153 minutes, 43 seconds
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Black T-shirt…but with coffee

We review a Nitro Cold Brew by Wild Barn Coffee while rambling about coffee at work and baby showers.
11/9/202130 minutes, 57 seconds
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Not a main character…but with coffee

We continue our review of Drive Coffee’s park series, this week Grand Canyon. All while talking about orphans, shit “happening”, and the death penalty. Links: https://www.drivecoffee.com/
11/1/202137 minutes, 8 seconds
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Are you scared…but with coffee

*Halloween Special* We sip on this years Darkest Day from Folly while discussing never having been trick or treating, sexy costumes, cartoons, and private school.
10/31/202131 minutes, 18 seconds
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Walk it off…but with coffee

We review Glacier from Drive coffee while rambling about WW II, voting for Harambe, and running for office. Links: https://www.drivecoffee.com https://follycoffee.com
10/25/202140 minutes, 24 seconds
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Wheelbarrow of pennies…but with coffee

We review Ohana from Mahalo Coffee, while going on about paying with change, being misunderstood, and buying happiness. Links: https://www.mahalocoffeeroasters.com https://follycoffee.com
10/18/202149 minutes, 35 seconds
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Safety…but with coffee

We review Griffin from Roosevelt Coffee while talking about the American Dream, living safely, and doing what you want. Links: https://www.rooseveltcoffee.org
10/11/202142 minutes, 40 seconds
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Limit your Expectations…but with coffee

We review Dark Roast from Gnarwhal Coffee Co and talk about merging in the freeway, the problem with experience, and rude people. Links: https://gnarwhalcoffee.com https://follycoffee.com
10/4/202148 minutes
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Get the Itch…but with coffee

We review Guinness Nitro Cold Brew while discussing car wrecks, staying up late to work, sleep temperatures, and indulging vices.
9/27/202144 minutes, 52 seconds
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Not quite pretzels…but with coffee

We review Simple Truth Nitro Cold Brew and talk about how monopolies aren’t real, serial killers, and people watching.
9/20/202137 minutes, 10 seconds
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The Taking Man…but with coffee.

We review Dunkin’s original blend coffee while discussing the classic children’s book The Giving Tree and how it plays into adulthood.
9/13/202144 minutes, 51 seconds
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In the 3rd row...but with coffee

We review two coffees from Peet’s: Big Bang and Major Dickason’s while discussing public FaceTime and car sex.
9/6/202135 minutes, 6 seconds
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The descent...but with coffee

We review Narwhal from Anchorhead Coffee while lamenting losing, talking to children, and getting lost. Links: https://anchorheadcoffee.com
8/30/202134 minutes, 36 seconds
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Only one...but with coffee

We review Ethiopia Yirgacheffe Oromia from Kaladi Coffee Roasters and have the first early morning recording. All while rambling about recording an album, if cursing is a sign of intelligence, missing out on roommates, and the fact there are too many of us. Links: https://kaladicoffee.com
8/23/202147 minutes, 3 seconds
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This doesn’t fit...but with coffee

We review Penrose Blend from Little Owl and talk about uniforms and leashes. Links: https://www.littleowlcoffee.com
8/16/202146 minutes, 47 seconds
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10 Happys...but with coffee

We review Organic Ethiopia from Conscious Coffees while talking about not fixing problems, and happinesses’ finite tendencies. Links: https://www.consciouscoffees.com/
8/9/20211 hour, 4 seconds
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Ruining the game...but with coffee

We review Sumatra Kerinci Solok Radjo from Coffee Emporium, and talk about the birth of children, sleeping in hospitals, moving, and ruining things. Links: https://www.coffee-emporium.com
8/2/202144 minutes, 56 seconds
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In the blood....but with coffee

We review Potomac Falls from Commonwealth Joe and talk about lineage, “let’s talk” scenarios, and the problem with help.
7/26/20211 hour, 1 minute, 12 seconds
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Don’t sign up...but with coffee

We go back to back with Carabello. This time we review Addicting Liquid, talk about fraternity’s and sorority’s, and offer sage advice. Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com *New Episodes Monday’s at 10*
7/19/202145 minutes, 21 seconds
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It’s a lie...but with coffee

We review Spring Fling cold brew from Carabello Coffee. While hammering down on how vacation isn’t real and not being able to relax. Links: https://www.carabellocoffee.com *New Episodes Monday's at 10am*
7/12/20211 hour, 16 minutes, 10 seconds
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I do this for me...but with coffee

We review Starbucks Cold Brew and discuss the finer things where the mermaid is concerned. While going on about how much money you could save making coffee at home, and address being hacked.
7/6/202150 minutes, 3 seconds
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Will this work...but with coffee

We review 15 Mile from Pettibone coffee and talk about new coffee grinders, maintaining friendships, and West Virginia stories. Links: Manual Coffee Grinder - HEIHOX... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07ZNXQF4S?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share https://www.pettibonecoffee.com
6/28/202149 minutes, 2 seconds
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Your dreams are dead...but with coffee

Can bad coffee be good? We give Maxwell House Instant Coffee a shot, while talking about dreams, ignorance, and if they make us better or worse.
6/21/202136 minutes, 51 seconds
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You know...but with coffee

We review Coca-Cola with Coffee while talking about its need to exist, sing-a-longs, friends after a breakup, and the worthlessness of the word maybe.
6/14/20211 hour, 56 seconds
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Course correction...but with coffee

Mini series of “Can Bad Coffee Be Good”. We brew Classic Folgers three different ways to see if it’s drinkable, while talking about accepting something you don’t want, finishing your plate, and changing plans
6/9/202138 minutes, 29 seconds
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High stakes...but with coffee

We review Four Lefty’s from Novo coffee and talk about walking dogs, poker, and card games. Links: https://novocoffee.com
6/1/202139 minutes, 54 seconds
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Train wreck...but with coffee

We review India Thriveni Brooklyn Estate by Deeper Roots Coffee and talk about being lied to as a child, generations, and raising kids. Links: https://www.deeperrootscoffee.com/
5/24/202154 minutes, 58 seconds
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Experiencing pleasure...but with coffee

We review Producers Pride from Ritual coffee (#3) and talk about baklava, validation, buying original ideas, and functionality. Links: https://ritualcoffee.com/
5/17/202139 minutes, 15 seconds
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Soft six’s...but with coffee

We review Sumatra Tano Batak from Gracenote Coffee and talk about traveling to Boston, Philadelphia, and relationships. Links: https://www.gracenotecoffee.com/
5/10/20211 hour, 16 minutes, 39 seconds
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Microwaves and cages...but with coffee

We review coffee from JBC Roasters and talk about cold brew, escaping the zoo, and a simpler life.  Links: JBC Coffee - https://www.jbccoffeeroasters.com/  Joshua Weissman - https://youtube.com/c/JoshuaWeissman  James Hoffman - https://youtube.com/channel/UCMb0O2CdPBNi-QqPk5T3gsQ
5/3/202152 minutes, 11 seconds
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Sex on the beach...but with coffee

We review La Virgen from Chromatic Coffee, and talk about how sex sells, never wearing shorts, and why beach’s aren’t relaxing.  Links: https://www.chromaticcoffee.com/
4/26/202145 minutes, 38 seconds
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Acceptable casualties...but with coffee

We review Burundi Buhorwa from Big Shoulders, #8 on our top ten list.  We talk about baseball, entertainment costs, chain wallets, drugs, and the undead. Links: https://www.bigshoulderscoffee.com/
4/19/202148 minutes, 3 seconds
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Consuming...but with coffee

We review Toro from Devocion coffee (#9) and talk about taking last names, making mistakes, consuming, and inebriation.  Links: https://www.devocion.com
4/12/202153 minutes, 25 seconds
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This is a scam...but with coffee

We review Hologram from Counter Culture Coffee, talk about taste buds, how college is a scam, and if you could go back and redo your life.  Links: Zeroth Dimension - https://youtu.be/emlcwyvnsg0  Counter Culture Coffee - https://counterculturecoffee.com/ *New episodes every Monday at 10am*
4/5/202159 minutes, 44 seconds
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Like feet...but with coffee

We review Exotic Blend from Tsiona Foods; and talk about feet, Old Yeller, and sports. Links: https://www.tsionafoods.com *New episodes every Monday at 10am*
3/29/202141 minutes, 45 seconds
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Just go...but with coffee

We review Brazil Canaan Estate from Middle Fork Roasters, and talk about traveling, ghost towns, and conspiracies.  Links: https://middleforkroasters.com/ *New episodes Monday's at 10am*
3/22/202153 minutes, 51 seconds
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The worst...but with coffee

We review Lights on Jackson from Broadcast coffee, and talk about why the worst is yet to come.  Links: https://www.broadcastcoffeeroasters.com/#/ *New episodes Monday's at 10am*
3/15/202142 minutes, 3 seconds
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New additions...but with coffee

We review Bear Klaus from Kuma Coffee and talk about early mornings, a coffee list, nutrition, and car wrecks.  Links: https://beanbox.com/  https://www.kumacoffee.com/ *New episodes Monday's at 10am*
3/8/202158 minutes, 48 seconds
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Cliff diving...but with coffee

We review Roasters Choice from Lighthouse Roasters, and talk about religion.  Links: https://lighthouseroasters.com/  https://beanbox.com/ *New episodes Monday's at 10am*
3/1/202155 minutes, 57 seconds
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Waiting...but with coffee

We review Brewtality Coffee Co “Guts and Glory” while talking about shipping and the pain of gifts.  Links: Guitar Pedal - http://www.paultrombettadesign.com/  Brewtality - https://www.brewtality.coffee/products/guts-glory-blend-12-oz *New episodes Monday's at 10am*
2/22/202152 minutes, 21 seconds
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We’re hypocrites...but with coffee

Special review of Folly's "Darkest Day" Halloween roast. Yes. We know it's February. We talk about online grocery shopping, campaign slogans, and language.  Links: https://follycoffee.com/ *New episodes Monday's at 10am*
2/15/202154 minutes, 20 seconds
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Solo guy...but with coffee

We review Folly Coffee, talk about woodworking, and try out singing.  Links: https://follycoffee.com/ *New episodes Monday's at 10am*
2/8/20211 hour, 6 minutes, 23 seconds
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Your dead grandmother...but with coffee

We review Love Buzz from Equal Exchange and rant about dark roasts, pollsters, and third takes.  Links: https://equalexchange.coop/  Vobaga Coffee Cup Warmer: https://www.amazon.com/VOBAGA-Electric-Temperature-Beverage-Chocolate/dp/B08FDFRKR3?ref_=ast_sto_dp  *New Episodes Mondays at 10am*
2/1/202137 minutes, 22 seconds
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Almost positive...but with coffee.

We review Wood Burl Coffee and talk music, almost making money, and positivity.  Links: https://www.woodburlcoffee.com/ *New episodes Monday's at 10am*
1/25/20211 hour, 6 minutes, 47 seconds
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Eavesdropping...but with coffee

We review Backpackers Blend from Kalamazoo Coffee Co and discuss changing names, keeping your beverage warm, and politics.  Links: Kalamazoo Coffee Co: https://kalamazoocoffeecompany.com/  Vobaga Coffee Cup Warmer: https://www.amazon.com/VOBAGA-Electric-Temperature-Beverage-Chocolate/dp/B08FDFRKR3?ref_=ast_sto_dp  *New episodes Monday's at 10am*
1/18/202157 minutes, 49 seconds
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Disappointment...but with coffee.

We review Blacksmith from Quills Coffee, talk about life lessons at the Renaissance Fair, and the nuances of depression. Links: Quills Coffee: https://quillscoffee.com/ *New episodes every Monday at 10am*
1/11/202144 minutes, 32 seconds
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An intro...but with coffee.

We review Black Press coffee and attempt an introduction.  Links: Black Press Coffee - https://www.blackpresscoffeeshop.com/  *New episodes Monday's at 10am*
1/4/20211 hour, 27 minutes, 50 seconds