Two best friends delve into the rise and fall of that infamous talking sponge. Join us biweekly as we compare one classic episode with one current episode and ask ourselves: What happened? Contact us at: [email protected]
S1E16 - Roger's Illegal Orphanage U-turn
Today we watch First Day of School and Driven to Tears. Maggie builds their case on why Patrick has really been evil this whole time. Shawn reminiscences on passing notes in school.
9/21/2019 • 57 minutes, 46 seconds
S1E15 - ASMR: SpongeBob Eats Your Chocolate Bar While You Watch
Episode Notes
Please note that this is not an actual ASMR. We only titled the episode this way to trick the algorithm into giving us those nasty listeners. If you've gotten this far, feel free to join us as we muse over Life of Crime and The Inmates of Summer.
9/8/2019 • 53 minutes, 10 seconds
S1E14 - The Jellystache
Episode Notes
Unholy abomination or misunderstood tragedy? You decide! We're watching Frankendoodle and Doodle Dimension.
7/15/2019 • 58 minutes, 48 seconds
S1E13 - The Sponge Authority
Today, we watch Pizza Delivery and Krusty Dogs and realize that most stuff that's different is just stuff that's the same but in a different shape. You know?
6/15/2019 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 14 seconds
S1E12 - The Ecstasy of Gold
You wanna shit gold? Huh? You wanna shit some gold, bro? Join us as we watch Welcome to the Chum Bucket and Le Big Switch and get really mad at gold shitters.
5/11/2019 • 44 minutes, 43 seconds
S1E11 - Underwater Rainfall
We get into some heated arguments this week, mostly concerning precipitation. Hang out with us as we discuss the existentialism of Rock Bottom and Gone.
4/20/2019 • 53 minutes, 47 seconds
S1E10 - We Are Bubble Buddy, Angel of Death
Today, we watch a lot of murders happen and get way more existential than we ever intended. Join us as we watch Bubble Buddy and Bubbletown.
4/6/2019 • 59 minutes, 3 seconds
S1E9 - Incel Squidward
Join us as we watch Love That Squid and Krusty Love, and attempt to answer that question old as time: Does Mr. Krabs fuck? (ContraPoints' video on incels: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD2briZ6fB0 )
3/25/2019 • 57 minutes, 42 seconds
S1E8 - Eugene Krabspants and Co.
Join us as we watch The Fry Cook Games and Krusty Krushers. This is a special episode in which we make a pivotal realization: Mr. Krabs kind of sucks?
3/10/2019 • 59 minutes, 24 seconds
S1E7 - Love Your Grandma
Do you love your grandma? Today, we watch Grandma's Kisses and Grandpappy the Pirate.