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Bible Beaters

English, Comedy, 15 seasons, 149 episodes, 6 hours, 29 minutes
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Most people haven't read the whole bible, we think you should so we're doing it for you! The hosts are overqualified, Ones mom is a famous prophet and evangelist the other hasn't even cracked the cover. Start at the beginning or jump into the middle! New episodes released every Monday.
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God Hates Figs

Ep289 The post God Hates Figs appeared first on Canada Comedy.
11/27/20231 hour, 22 minutes, 57 seconds
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Bicklegate (fixed)

Ep288 The post Bicklegate (fixed) appeared first on Canada Comedy.
11/20/20231 hour, 26 minutes, 2 seconds
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An Affair of Biblical Proportions

Ep287 The post An Affair of Biblical Proportions appeared first on Canada Comedy.
11/8/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 54 seconds
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Prophecy School

Ep286 The post Prophecy School appeared first on Canada Comedy.
10/16/20231 hour, 18 minutes, 27 seconds
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Fuck it We’ll Do It Live

Ep285 The post Fuck it We’ll Do It Live appeared first on Canada Comedy.
10/10/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 31 seconds
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Biblically Speaking

Ep284 The post Biblically Speaking appeared first on Canada Comedy.
9/25/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 7 seconds
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Jesus is Racist

Ep283 The post Jesus is Racist appeared first on Canada Comedy.
8/29/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 58 seconds
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He’s Back

Ep282 The post He’s Back appeared first on Canada Comedy.
8/22/202343 minutes, 51 seconds
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Have You Met The Bible Beaters

Ep281 While Caleb’s away in Portugal flirting with the pope, the boys get back together for a classic Have You Met Chad pod. The post Have You Met The Bible Beaters appeared first on Canada Comedy.
8/3/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 3 seconds
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Late for Metalfest

Ep280 The post Late for Metalfest appeared first on Canada Comedy.
7/18/202350 minutes, 31 seconds
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Mini Preacher

Ep279 The post Mini Preacher appeared first on Canada Comedy.
7/11/202358 minutes, 17 seconds
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The True Name of god

Ep278 The post The True Name of god appeared first on Canada Comedy.
7/5/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 15 seconds
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Winnipeg Metal Festival

Ep277 The post Winnipeg Metal Festival appeared first on Canada Comedy.
6/26/20231 hour, 25 minutes, 4 seconds
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Autistic and Gay

Ep276 This episode begins the book of Ezra. The Jews are released from captivity by Cyrus the Persian Messiah. After some brief historical context we learn who and what made it back to Israel. The Pope and the devil also make an appearance. In modern times the bois recount their experiences at Kill Tony and... The post Autistic and Gay appeared first on Canada Comedy.
6/18/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 23 seconds
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The last Chronicle

Ep275 This episode brings us to the end of Chronicles. After Josiah things go from bad to worse for the Israelites. Egypt installs a puppet before big bad Nebuchadnezzar burns down the temple and takes all of their stuff. Kyle and Caleb endure hardships in Austin. The post The last Chronicle appeared first on Canada Comedy.
6/13/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 48 seconds
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Leaving Las Vegas

Ep274 The Vegas Knights win in vegas! So the boys go clubbing. In bible time Jesiah discovers Moses’s ancient tome in the temple strip club. The post Leaving Las Vegas appeared first on Canada Comedy.
6/5/202356 minutes, 4 seconds
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Journey to the Mothership

Ep273 The beaters hit the road! Kyle and Caleb begin their pilgrimage to the mothership. In bible times king Hezekiah is dead and his son Masseneh really makes a mess eh. In fact he is worse than any of the civilizations god commanded to destroy. This makes yahweh say no way and bad things happen.... The post Journey to the Mothership appeared first on Canada Comedy.
5/29/20231 hour, 21 minutes, 8 seconds
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6 Million Punchlines

Ep272 The post 6 Million Punchlines appeared first on Canada Comedy.
5/23/20231 hour, 4 minutes, 44 seconds
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Chemtrail Conspiracy

Ep271 The post Chemtrail Conspiracy appeared first on Canada Comedy.
5/16/20231 hour, 11 minutes, 28 seconds
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Fuckin Burn It

Ep270 The post Fuckin Burn It appeared first on Canada Comedy.
5/8/202355 minutes, 16 seconds
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Passover Extended Party Edition

Ep269 The post Passover Extended Party Edition appeared first on Canada Comedy.
5/1/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 38 seconds
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Unconditional Conditions

Ep268 The post Unconditional Conditions appeared first on Canada Comedy.
4/24/20231 hour, 25 minutes, 30 seconds
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Speculation Town

Ep267 The post Speculation Town appeared first on Canada Comedy.
4/17/20231 hour, 5 minutes, 26 seconds
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A Bible Beaters Easter Special

Ep266 Happy Easter. This week Kyle learns, for the first time, about Jesus’s crucifixion and resurrection. We read from the gospel according to Mark about why we celebrate Easter. The post A Bible Beaters Easter Special appeared first on Canada Comedy.
4/9/20231 hour, 1 minute, 12 seconds
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Miracles

Ep265 The post Miracles appeared first on Canada Comedy.
4/9/20231 hour, 28 minutes, 47 seconds
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Fuck This Guy

Ep246 Today’s podcast covers pranking roommates and a new clothing line. In bible times Amaziah fucked up and was murdered and his son Uzziah does what is right in the eyes of the lord… for now. Then he gets face leprosy. The post Fuck This Guy appeared first on Canada Comedy.
3/28/20231 hour, 37 minutes
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Off The Cliff

Ep263 The post Off The Cliff appeared first on Canada Comedy.
3/20/202358 minutes, 53 seconds
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New Palestine

Ep262 The post New Palestine appeared first on Canada Comedy.
3/16/202357 minutes, 58 seconds
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The Ol’ Suprise Baby

Ep261 This week we learn of the sordid past of King Joash. He was hidden as a baby and when turned 6 the high priest lead a coup and made him king and killed his grandmother. A listener asks about religious nationalism vs communism The post The Ol’ Suprise Baby appeared first on Canada Comedy.
3/8/20231 hour, 3 minutes, 17 seconds
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Rube Goldberg Revenge

Ep260 In this episode a fridge is dropped on an old man. Jehosaphats son jeroham becomes king and NOBODY likes that guy. He dies a painful death and everyone cheers. Jehu shows up and performs some god sanctioned murder. The post Rube Goldberg Revenge appeared first on Canada Comedy.
3/1/202354 minutes, 58 seconds
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god’s Flat Earth

Ep259 Today we talked about jesophate getting attacked by his neighbors. He was real scared but god intervened and saved the day. We also talked about fasting, aliens, Caleb’s birthday trip to LA. The post god’s Flat Earth appeared first on Canada Comedy.
2/22/20231 hour, 8 minutes, 11 seconds
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Dogooder Deamons

Ep258 The post Dogooder Deamons appeared first on Canada Comedy.
2/12/20231 hour, 10 minutes, 5 seconds
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400 and 1 Prophets

Ep257 The post 400 and 1 Prophets appeared first on Canada Comedy.
2/5/20231 hour, 26 minutes, 7 seconds
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Church Streaking

Ep256 The post Church Streaking appeared first on Canada Comedy.
1/30/202350 minutes, 22 seconds
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Shut It Down

Ep255 The post Shut It Down appeared first on Canada Comedy.
1/23/20231 hour, 24 minutes, 43 seconds
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David Blaine is Jesus

Ep254 The post David Blaine is Jesus appeared first on Canada Comedy.
1/16/20231 hour, 13 minutes, 27 seconds
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Ennui

Ep253 The post Ennui appeared first on Canada Comedy.
12/30/202248 minutes, 49 seconds
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IHOP an Interview with Mike Bickle

Ep245 The post IHOP an Interview with Mike Bickle appeared first on Canada Comedy.
10/24/20221 hour, 45 minutes, 34 seconds
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Ghosted by God

Ep220 The post Ghosted by God appeared first on Canada Comedy.
3/21/20221 hour, 5 minutes, 42 seconds
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Complete Your Puzzle

Ep219 The post Complete Your Puzzle appeared first on Canada Comedy.
3/16/202259 minutes, 2 seconds
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Make Me A Sandwich

Ep171 The post Make Me A Sandwich appeared first on Canada Comedy.
3/21/20211 hour, 24 minutes, 31 seconds
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Patreon.com/BibleBeaters

We love that you made it this far, glad you’re enjoying the podcast and want more. For Exodus and the rest of the archives go to patreon.com/biblebeaters or skip ahead and get the newest 10 episodes free. Thank you for supporting The Bible Beaters Podcast. The post Patreon.com/BibleBeaters appeared first on Canada Comedy.
3/5/20200