X,Y,Z…The End. The last episode of Because We Got High, extra long to discuss boys versus girls, how men can’t handle criticism, wondering if Tomboy is still an acceptable term, how we all need to care less or care more, and an overload of voicemails from episodes past. We all love you, and we thank you for listening to us for so long! Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

We’re talking about websites this week…but also, a lot about Kenan Thompson? After we get that out of our systems, we play the hits - Omegle, Addictingames, Tumblr, Ask Jeeves, basically any place on the internet that kept our attention and very likely lured in online predators. We run through a few passionate voicemails and end with a personal, formal complaint for Zara dot com. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

V is for VIOLENCE. Do you ever wake up sometimes and just feel violent? Like you’re about to lose your mind at any moment? Do you think all of the scary movies you watched growing up, made you this way? What about all of those hookers you killed on Grand Theft Auto? Maybe they had something to do with it? We end the show by answering a few voicemails that are going to have to stay in the trust tree, or we’re all getting arrested. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

We’ve made our way to U again, breaking down Upgrades - phones, boyfriends, friends. When did people start using the word “upgrade” to get us to buy new shit all the time? Do phone upgrades ruin your existing phone? What do you say to your friend who thinks she’s upgraded, when she hasn’t? Why do our exes get uglier when we break up? Wrapping up with a few voicemails, we close out with lots of laughs and thanking god for unlimited texting. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

HOT FOR TEACHER, or are we? Teachers are the subject of our T episode this week, and we have Kelly, Bri and special guest GRACE O'MALLEY in the building to break down the complicated relationships we've all had with our teachers. Who do we remember? Who had a big impact on us? Who did we hate? Why don't teachers get paid more? Who's worse, the kids or the parents? We talk equal shit about teachers AND on their behalf, before we take a few voicemails from a few fed-up teachers who just want to live their lives. Are teachers the backbone of society?? Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

LE SCANDALE! This week we have Kelly, Bri and special guest Alex Bennett in the building to discuss the S episode, Scandals. What makes something "scandalous?" Why is sex always involved in the stories that really move the needle? What kind of scandals have we personally dealt with? School scandals, life scandals, Ancestry.com related scandals - we cover all bases before wrapping up the episode with a few voicemails, one of which includes a girl who is smack in the middle of her very own scandal. Take a shot every time "scandal" is written in this description. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

Has anything shaped our lives more than the reality of our situation? Reality TV, Virtual reality, shared reality - we break down our R week with a LOT of reality TV references, deciding whether or not we’re screwed for life because of our reality TV intake, how we would act if we were on TV, and why some “reality” shows made us uncomfortable. We wrap up with a few voicemails and some lasting nightmares of Sophia the Robot. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

This week we answer your QUESTIONS! Who’s the biggest stoner? How high to we get before we record, if at all? What are our last meals? How are our sex lives? Do we believe in hypnosis? How should you go about buying lingerie and sex toys for your girlfriends? We wrap it up with a few voicemails questions, and figure out who would be the best at beating up Cunty Nana. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

We get PASSIONATE today with our P episode - what are we passionate about? Could we commit crimes of passion? Do we always need to have something we feel passionately about? After a few deviations from the topic, we finish out the episode with a few thoughtful voicemails from other listeners who worry about how much passion they bring to the table. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

This week we feel like someone’s watching us... while we talk about Observations. Do you like to people watch? What have you learned about people from observing them? Do you start to become like your friends when you hang out with them a lot? Are animals interesting to observe? Could you keep your eyes peeled for a murderer or a kidnapper based on a description? When you see something, do you say something? We talk about all this and more, with a special appearance from our coworker Ebony, before wrapping up with a couple of voicemails from our fans. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

Take a trip down memory lane with the girls this week while we talk about Nostalgia - what shows were you obsessed with? What foods remind you of your childhood? Did you have to take computer class? Do you remember Y2K? Come fall back in time with us this week, with the help of our voicemails and all of the AIM alert sounds. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

Spooky Szn rolls on with the M episode for MONSTERS this week. We go down the list of crowd favorites and decide what we think about these so-called “monsters” - Dracula, Frankenstein, Beetlejuice, Freddy Kruger - Are they actually bad? Are they hot? Are they misunderstood? We round it out with voicemails and a thoughtful discussion on whether or not we would Marry, Fuck or Kill a Vampire, Werewolf or c. If you are someone who reads these descriptions, tag @bcwegothigh with your own Spooky MFK order! Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

We’re feeling Luxurious this week with the L episode - spas, lobster…haunted hay rides? We get into all of the things we take for granted and all of the things we wish we had. Have you ever had a male masseuse? We wrap up with voicemails as usual, and discuss whether or not a bidet is really all it’s cracked up to be. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

It’s time for the K episode, and we’re rolling it back to basics with Kissing - do we love it? Hate it? What’s better than a good makeout? What’s the difference between a good kisser and a bad kisser? Bad breath, too much tongue, small lips - we cover it all, while we also divulge a few very strange kissing stories from our childhoods. Ending with some great first kiss voicemail stories, we wrap up the week encouraging you all to get out there and get to smoochin! Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

Welcome to the J episode, where we unveil the new hottest comedy club in town, The Glass Cage. What makes something funny? We talk about good jokes, bad jokes, inside jokes, dad jokes, and we even bring in a whole lineup of friends to tell a few of their own. We wrap things up with some funny voicemails, and what joke episode would be complete without an inaproproate Hellen Keller joke? Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

What makes someone iconic? We dive into I this week and list off the people who have changed the landscape as we know it - movie stars, musicians, fictional characters, the list of “icons” can go forever. Does the list end up too long? Are we being too casual with who deserves to be called an “icon?" We try to figure out while we wrap up some voicemails and dream about becoming icons ourselves. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

H is throwing us into the HOLIDAYS! Yes, summer is ending and we’ve already got the next holiday lineup on the brain. What are your favorites? Any weird traditions? Do you spend more time with your family, or your friends? Who gets the drunkest? What holidays do we hate? We wrap up the convo with a few nostalgic voicemails, and then declare this the Year Of Fun Holidays. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

G is for Gossip, and we’re all doing it. Why are we all so obsessed with gossip? Does EVERYONE gossip? Would you be mad to find out your best friends were sharing your secrets with others? How many people do you trust to keep your secrets? We break down all this and more, as well as a quick visit from our favorite reoccurring guest (and gossip King) Tommy Smokes. We wrap up the episode with a few voicemails, and the consensus is in - we all LOVE gossip. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

We're all obsessed with the Future, which is why we're living in the year 3000 for the F episode this week. What are we all going to look like in the future? Are we living in a simulation? What do we think happens after death? Are shows like Black Mirror just true stories about the future? We all break down what we think a day in our lives will be like in 25 years, and we drag in a few of our coworkers to do the same. We wrap up the episode with our listener voicemails, and hopefully ease the mind of those who are worried, because nothing matters. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

We’re rolling into the E episode with some huge questions - is it even round? Is the center hollow? Why aren’t we exploring the ocean more? Does NASA suck? Alongside this, we bring in a few of our coworkers and have them give us their thoughts on Earth, in 30 seconds. We wrap up the episode with a few (very high) voicemails, that we answer while passing the hypothetical blunt. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

What do we really know about our brains when we’re asleep? We dive into Dreams this week, and we can’t figure out how they happen. How do drugs affect them? Why do we all want to talk about our own dreams, but we don’t give a fuck about anyone else’s? Does anyone else dream in cartoons? We answer all these and more, along with a few bizarre voicemails and a little bit of advice for someone who’s having inappropriate sex dreams. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

C is for Cults, and we take a quiz to find out if we're in one right now at Barstool Sports. We get into the best of the best - the Manson family, Jonestown, NXIVM, sororities, fraternities, sports teams, religion - what actually qualifies as a cult? Come along on the ride with us before we answer voicemails and keep our heads on swivels to make sure we never accidentally end up in cults. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

Week two with the Bs - Brains and Blackouts bring forth all kinds of questions. What’s the worst blackout you’ve ever had? What happens to your brain when you blackout? Can we trust our brain to know anything, when it barely even knows about itself? We figure out we all have mad cow disease before topping off the episode with lots of voicemail stories of blackouts and brain frustrations. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

We're BACK for another season of Because We Got High! Starting off at the top of the alphabet, we break down Attraction. What’s attractive? Why are we attracted to certain things, or people? Is it always sexual? The girls also bring in a few of their male coworkers to judge whether or not they have attractive outfits, and a LOT of them surprised us. We round out the episode with a few hilarious voicemails, and call it a day. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

WE’VE REACHED THE Z EPISODE! The end of the alphabet. What did we come up with? Zeros, Zoos and Zillow. Do you have any total zeros in your life? Who are the most infamous zeros of all time? Even more importantly, do Zoos need to be cancelled completely? If you grew up in the 30s, would you approve of Zoos? And finally, how do you use Zillow? To creep, or to daydream? We wrap up our final episode of the season with some epic voicemails, and we can’t wait to see you guys soon. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

This week we take a trip back to our youth, discussing our favorite things about each age that qualifies as “Youthful.” This of course wouldn’t be complete without a discussion of yearbooks - what kind of superlatives did you have? Were your friends on the yearbook committee? Did your school let an inappropriate quote fly by in the book? Lastly we discuss how YouTube has changed all of our lives, even though it was originally supposed to be a dating site. The second to last episode of the season, we laugh, cry and get all of the woes off our chest. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

We’re losing our inhibitions this week with our XXX topic, discussing all things explicit. Good sex, bad sex, period sex, strip clubs and deciding how many orgasms are too many orgasms. Are we all super horny? Is it the Summer of Love? Our listener voicemails top off one of our most exploitive episodes yet, you’ll have to hear it to believe it. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

Finally, our namesake episode. WEED! We love it, we can't live without it, we hate everyone that stood (and still stands) in our way of getting it. We dive into our favorite kinds, how it makes us feel and what we ultimately use it for. We transition into the second W, Witches, and give a rundown about a group of bad bitches who have been held down for years. We wrap up the episode talking about the weather, and how it freaks us all out. It controls our moods, it controls your plans, everything. Shoutout to meteorologists. After that we get into some more great voicemails, and end the episode with a vintage table read from The Wizard of Oz. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

Vaginas. Vacations. Villains. What do they all have in common? Nothing, but somehow we made them all fit together in this week's V episode. How is it that we don't all know everything about our vaginas? Which of your vacations were your favorites and were there any you didn't like? Are villains ultimately just misunderstood? We discuss all of this and more before getting into our voicemails, then wrap up with a scene from Big Mouth as our table read. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

The universe is huge, but are we really that insignificant? What's hotter for guys to wear, boxers or briefs? Are we even still wearing underwear? Have you ever worried about getting kidnapped in an Uber? If any of these questions have ever plagued you, look no further than this week's U episode, Universe, Underwear and Uber. We break down all this and more, taking a few topic related voicemails as well as giving a bit of advice, and wrapping up the episode with a classic scene from Lizzie Mcguire for the table read. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

We've made it all the way to the T episode. We're talkin' therapy. Should we all be going? Truth, why is it so hard to tell it? Twitter, do we love it, or hate it? We play a quick game of "truths" and round out the episode with listener voicemails, as well as another table read from Couples Retreat. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

It's S week! We're talking Sex, Sins and Suspicions, starting out with our good AND bad sex stories, and how we all lost our virginities. We dive into... you guessed it... the catholic church and their obsessions with sins, and we also touch on a few other religions who are way more chill about it. We round out the episode with some suspicion breakdown - why do we get suspicious? What's the difference between suspicion and intuition? Our voicemail callers live up to the hype as usual, and we round out the episode with a table read from The Hangover. Buckle up, this episode goes all over the place. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

We dip into the Rs this week with Roofies, Riches & Responsibilities. What actually ARE roofies? How can we protect ourselves from all the creeps trying to drug us? Is being rich all that it’s cracked up to be? Probably, once we buy our yachts and islands. We all agree that responsibilities are the f***ing worst, and our voicemailers agree too. We round out the show with a special advice voicemail coming from a listener who is in embroiled in a family cheating scandal. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

Have you ever wondered when is the time to quit your job? Maybe you started a new quarantine hobby, do you really like it, or do you want to quit? What does the queen of England actually do? Is Rocketman a musical? All of these questions are answered on this weeks’s Q episode, Quitting Queens and Questions. We then of course take a few empowering voicemails right before we dive into a Bridget Jones table read. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

There comes a time in our lives when all things P - Porn, Predators and Puberty - for better or for worse, seem to intersect. What kind of porn do you watch? Does it dictate what you like in real life? Did you go through puberty comfortably, or was it the worst time of your life? We have a voicemail from a victim of a pedophile, and we discuss the different types of predators many of us encounter throughout our lives. Buckle up for this one, 100% of it is weird. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

Happy 4/20 to all of our buds! Listen to us talk about Os while you blow Os. OnlyFans, Obsessions and Obituaries are on deck this week, and we hit that legal leaf as hard as we could leading up to this one. Would you start your own OnlyFans? Are you obsessed with your ex? What do you want your obituary to say when you die? After rounding out the episode with voicemails, head on over to our YouTube Channel for a special 4/20 vlog. See you on Thursday for the P episode! Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

Have you ever thought "I’m pretty full of myself?" Have you ever sent naked pics of yourself to anyone? Do you know what it feels like to not be able to run away during a bad dream? We cover all this and more on this week’s N episode, Narcissists, Nudes and Nightmares. Can everyone be a narcissist? What are the laws on revenge porn? Will nightmares continue our whole lives? Catch us breaking it all down alongside listener voicemails, and of course some table read fun with Couples Retreat! Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

Do you think you could murder someone? Are you waiting for your Hogwarts letter? Is your credit card debt under control? Let us ease your mind when it comes to these invasive thoughts. We do our best to break down the intricacies of murder, the wonder of magic and the practicality of money. Voicemails as always are amazing, and Bri stuns us all with her Wolf of Wall Street table read. Go vote for who had the best monologue on our IG!!! Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

Calling all Liars, Losers and Lovers for the L Episode of Because We Got High. Do you find yourself lying for no reason? Let us tell you what kind of liar you actually are. Do you ever feel like a loser? Do you want to know for sure? Take the "Loser Quiz" with us and find out if we're all just a bunch of losers. Finally, we fall in love. True love, fake love, limerence, pet love - do all of the ladies (and Noah) believe it exists? As always, we play our best listener voicemails, and Kelly tries her hand at playing multiple characters at once in this week's table read monologue, the court room scene of Legally Blonde! Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

This week, “What goes around, comes around” has multiple meanings in the K episode, Kids, Karma and Kinks. You get pregnant? You’re stuck for life. Are you a bad person? You’ll probably get screwed eventually.  You like to get punched in the face during sex? You’ll definitely rethink your choices when you’ve got a black eye. Come listen to the ladies break down the best and worst of the Ks, belly laugh at our listener voicemails, and prepare for a STUNNING performance by Ria, as The Joker during the table read! Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

Welcome to the J episode - J Names can stay, as long as they act cool. The girls get into the good and bad of Jobs, Jail and Jealousy. Jobs we hate, jobs we love, how hard it would be to make friends in jail even though we all want to go to see what it’s like, and just about every possible thing you can be jealous of - right down to other people’s personalities. Listener voicemails, and classic table read from Ted. Grab that pineapple and press play!!! Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry .

Get your pineapple ready because this episode's a big one! We’re talking insecurities, influencers and... INCEST! Our biggest insecurities and how we get through them, the best and worst types of influencers out there, toxic positivity, and incest. Straight up brother/sister fucking, cousin fucking, and the sick/disturbing story of Woody Allen and more. Plus listener voicemails and a table read from The Parent Trap! Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry .

HAPPY THURSDAY! Grab your pineapple, dim the lights and settle in for the H episode. We first discuss horoscopes, our own signs, and wonder what's real and what's fake. The second H, hotels, brings up a bunch of disgusting hotel memories, glamorous hotel stays - would you pay for sex in a hotel? Speaking of sex, the third H, homewreckers, brings us a surprising amount of stories and experiences, both real and in the celebrity world. As usual we have voicemails from our fantastic listeners, and s couple of Legally Blonde table reads as the cherry on top! Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry .

We’re back with episode 7, which is G! Gays, ghosts and generations. We talk about how crazy it is they didn’t teach us about same sex relationships in school growing up and our favorite gay icons. Bri talks about a ghost who frequently visits her, mediums, and what we think ghosts are actually like (yes they’re real). And lastly, we go through all the generations (gen z, millennials, boomers) and how they’re each so different, plus our favorite decades. Plus listener voicemails and of course a fantastic Bridesmaids table read! Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

We’re back this week discussing the three Fs. Friends, Fears and Fetishes. What makes the best and worst kind of friends? Toxic friends, friend breakups, work friends, guy friends vs girl friends, we are covering everything when it comes to the importance of friendships. We also discuss our biggest fears, including Ria’s very strange fear of napkins, different phobias, scary movies, and Bri’s fear of being framed for murder. And lastly we talk about fetishes, so you know it’s going to get WEIRD. Foot fetishes & more, we’re going through it all. Plus listener voicemails about all the topics and our worst table read yet! Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh YouTube: Because We Got High Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry .

The ladies are back to discuss the Es - Exes, Edibles and Extraterrestrial. Are you a good ex? Have your exes fucked you up? Have any of them fucked you up more than edibles have? We've all eaten too much "pineapple." Aliens? Staircases in the forest? Abductions? They cover it all. Also, a new character is introduced...and he's OUT OF THIS WORLD. Voicemails and a spectacular table read from The Town help us round out one of our favorite episodes to date. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry

Death, Drugs & Dick time. What do you think about open caskets? What is life after death? Are you afraid of dying? What’s a “good” drug and what’s a bad drug? Are you wondering if anyone else has had pubes stuck in their teeth from a blowjob? We have all the answers this week, alongside fan voicemails and of course a couple great table reads: This Is the End & The 40-Year-Old Virgin Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry .

Episode 3 is c*nts, cannibalism, and conspiracies. Why is the word c*nt so offensive? When did you first learn the word c*nt? What makes a c*nt? We answer all those questions while also diving into the topic of cannibalism and multiple conspiracies including Princess Diana, The Denver airport, the Illuminati, JonBenét Ramsey, Hellen Keller, Mattress Firms, and Walt Disney Plus a Wolf of Wall Street table read that will blow your mind. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry .

All our Bs stand up. We’re talkin bitches, blunts and boobs. Experiences with bitches, being a bitch at times AND being a victim of a bitchy person. The right way to roll a blunt... but what happens when the blunt goes wrong, plus some facts behind them. Boobs, titties, whatever you want to call them - we’re talking about them. Stuffing your bra, loving your boobs, hating your boobs, big boobs and small boobs, even checking on your boobs, we cover it all! This week's table read is Mean Girls because it's only fitting. Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry .

In the first episode we’re starting with letter A. Alcohol, Anxiety, & Asses come to mind as we breakdown what each topic means to us. We’re talking all different types of alcohol and what they do, alcoholic adventures, and hangovers. Anxiety is at an all time high right now so we breakdown what our anxiety feels like, how we cope with it, and how we can help ourselves. And of course, we’re talking all different types of asses. Thick asses, flat asses, fake asses, cartoon asses, the best asses and the worst. Buckle up and get ready for the ride Because We Got High MERCH: store.barstoolsports.com/collections/because-we-got-high Instagram: @bcwegothigh Twitter: @bcwegothigh Follow Ria, Kelly & Bri! Instagram: @mariaciuffo, @kelly.keegs, @briannalapaglia Twitter: @barstoolria, @kellykeegs, @bchickenfry ..

Here's a breakdown of what to expect on this podcast. First episode coming Thursday 1/7.