Bagged and Boarded is a weekly chat show for the discerning stoners/geeks of the world, presented by SModcast and starring host Matt Cohen and a special celebrity guest. Sometimes funny, sometimes poignant- nearly always naked from the waist down... it's Bagged and Boarded time.
In which it all begins again (for the last time)
Matt holds a state of the podcast address and explains the past/future of Bagged & Boarded
2/24/2016 • 21 minutes, 27 seconds
171: Take A Walk
In which Matt is joined by screenwriter/documentarian/friend Christopher Browne for a chat about The Walk, working with Robert Zemeckis, and what it takes to "make it" in Hollywood.
11/13/2015 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 24 seconds
170: Rolph Ziggler
Matt is back with Part 2 of his interview with former WWE star/current comedy star Ryan Nemeth for a chat about NXT, Bill Demott, Regime changes and "Football dudes"
10/10/2015 • 1 hour, 36 minutes, 35 seconds
169: Fair Enough
In which Matt is joined for the first of a 2-parter with former professional WWE wrestler/current comedian and HardBody, Ryan Nemeth!
9/18/2015 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 42 seconds
168: Stream Dreams
In which Matt and Shawn complain about Netflix and formally introduce you to their new corporate sponsor
5/2/2015 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 9 seconds
167: Irish Flash
In which Matt and Shawn talk about stuff and then some ridiculous foreign people show up and I guess this is a podcast?
4/4/2015 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 30 seconds
143: Swimming
143: Swimming by Bagged and Boarded
11/26/2014 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 12 seconds
127: Dear C
127: Dear C by Bagged and Boarded
11/26/2014 • 1 hour, 53 minutes, 3 seconds
42: British P
42: British P by Bagged and Boarded
11/26/2014 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 50 seconds
28: And The B
28: And The B by Bagged and Boarded
11/26/2014 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 23 seconds
166: Cohenichiwa Part 3
In which Matt and Shawn talk about Japan and introduce their new corporate sponsor, KidWorkz
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 17 seconds
164: Getting Faded
In which Matt chats with Shawn and Johnny from the Got Faded Japan podcast, about all things Illicit and Japanese
11/24/2014 • 2 hours, 5 minutes, 11 seconds
165: The Royal Coronation
In which Matt and Shawn do a podcast maybe sort of
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 48 seconds
162: Enter the Maw
In which Matt receives a message from Shawn D- through space and time!!!
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 13 seconds
163: 27th Anniversary show!
In which Shawn and Tim Jr. host a special celebrity filled edition of Bagged and Boarded; and Matt is left somewhere in time.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 36 seconds
161: The Undertakers Court
In which Matt is joined by Shawn D. for a chat about professional wrestling justice and recent casting news; also- Shawn disappears.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 7 seconds
160: Foreverrr
In which Matt sits down with nerdcore rapper extraordinare mc chris, to chat about hip hop, cartoons and that pesky Yellow King.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 51 seconds
159: Lost and Found
In which Matt loses and episode and finds it; co-starring your favorite, Misti Dawn!
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 29 seconds
158: Bennett and the Jets
In which Matt is joined, once again, by Victorious/The Virginity Hit's Matt Bennett for a chat about music, Japan, and all the other important stuff in life.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 7 seconds
157: Full moon rising
In which Matt is joined by Teen Wolf's Keahu Kahuanui (and friend Shawn D.) for a chat about Hawaii, Werewolves and last names.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 9 seconds
156: Podemic
In which Matt is joined by Birdemic's Whitney Moore for a chat about birds, demics, and birdemics (and pizza).
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 39 seconds
155: Actors Studio
In which Matt sits down with Ugly Betty/Stargate SGU's David Blue for a chat about all things Hollywood.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 46 seconds
154: Cohen-Ichiwa Part 2
In which Matt and Shawn talk about Japan (again)
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 45 minutes, 46 seconds
153: Cohen-nichiwa Part 1
153: Cohen-nichiwa Part 1 by Bagged and Boarded
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 41 seconds
152: New York, Australia.
In which Matt and Shawn Depasquale chat about Venom, Divas, Prison and so much more!
11/24/2014 • 59 minutes, 22 seconds
151: Stuff About Stuff
In which Matt and Misti talk with their mouth parts.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 53 seconds
150: Things of Summer
In which Matt and Misti talk about one of the recurring annual season on planet Earth.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 48 seconds
149: The Sort Of Lost Episode
In which Matt remembers to upload an episode in which he and Misti chat about stuff.
11/24/2014 • 45 minutes, 24 seconds
147: TV Guide
In which Matt and Misti talk to you about shows that live inside your television.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 45 seconds
148: Life Happens
In which Matt talks to himself, and you- about what's been going lately. Warning: This gets real.
11/24/2014 • 47 minutes, 11 seconds
146: All Superheroes Must Pod
In which Matt sits down with Jason Trost (The Fp) and Lucas Till (X-Men First Class) for a chat about their new film All Superheroes Must Die
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 22 seconds
145: Double Rodding' It
In which Matt and Misti are joined by Muppeteer Nathan Danforth for a chat about puppets, Muppets and something else that rhymes with puppets and Muppets.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 48 seconds
144: Geek-Out
In which Matt is joined by Shawn Depasquale and Axel Ortiz to discuss G.E.E.K., the upcoming graphic novel that may or may not have been written by the person who does this podcast. (It was)
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 53 seconds
142: Care Bears from Hell
In which Matt and Misti are joined by special guest Nicki Hunter for a chat about porn, geekdom, and the dangers of magical cartoon creatures.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 35 seconds
141: Bigger on the Inside
In which Matt, Misti and guest Satine Pheonix discuss art, sex and a whole lotta Doctor Who.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 19 seconds
140: Pod on Wheels
In which Matt and Misti are joined by Hell On Wheels star Anson Mount for a chat about the theater, westerns, portal 2 and so much more!
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 53 minutes, 45 seconds
139: Game on!
In which Matt and Misti sit down with Machinima's Ricky Fdolph for an epic chat covering the nerdy spectrum.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 49 minutes, 28 seconds
137: Victor Victorious
In which Matt sits down with Victorious' and The Virginity Hit's Matt Bennett for a chat about music, comedy,Tv carnage, and growing up on Nickelodeon.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 39 seconds
136: Tough in the B&B
In which Matt and Misti are joined by the writer/director/star of The FP, Jason Trost aka J-Tro; for a chat about Dance Dance Revolution, Arnie's return and flamethrowers.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 33 seconds
135: Say Cheese
In which Matt and Misti are joined by photographer/prop collector and all around gent, Jay Allan; for a chat about star trek, bootlegging, "erotica" and so much more
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 58 seconds
134: Video Game Section
In which Matt and Misti are joined by Machinima's Jes V for a chat about gaming, cons, and so very much more.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 40 minutes, 40 seconds
133: Busting Mad Blocks
In which Matt and guest Derick Armijo wax and wane (and whine) about the upcoming summer slate of movies.
11/24/2014 • 2 hours, 12 minutes, 57 seconds
132: Wiggle, Wiggle, Wiggle
In which Matt Cohen is joined by Tell Em' Steve Dave's Brian Quinn and adult star Dani Jensen for a chat about doing it.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 23 seconds
131: Peeling The Layers
In which Matt and Misti chat with Community writer Megan Ganz about a life in comedy writing.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 29 seconds
130: Zombies Can't Burrow
In which Matt is joined by Misti, Cruz, and D.C Pierson for a roundtable chat on the current state of geekdom. Recorded LIVE at NerdMelt!
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 53 seconds
129: Salacious Crumb Impression Of A Lifetime
In which Matt and new co-host Misti sit down with Chronicle screenwriter Max Landis for a chat about all things definitely not geeky.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 31 seconds
128: How Does It Feel?
In which Matt and Misti Dawn chat about their misadventures in Vegas, and are then joined by Katie Morgan for a discussion on animals, video games, and felonies.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 50 seconds
126: House Arrest
In which Matt joins his friend Meili Cady for a tale of intrigue, mystery, and getting caught by the feds with 400 pounds of Marijuana.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 1 second
125: His Name Is Bob
In which Matt and expert Jeremy Corp chat about one of the best television shows ever made... dolphin Peaks.
11/24/2014 • 58 minutes, 35 seconds
124: Awk Sauce
In which Matt is joined by Impractical Jokers Brian Quinn and Sal Vulcano for a porn filled podstravaganza courtesy of guest Gia Steel.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 3 seconds
123: Gamin' 2 The Max!
In which Matt sits down with videogame expert Chris for a conversational tour through the world of all things gaming.
11/24/2014 • 2 hours, 4 minutes, 31 seconds
122: Turning Japanese
In which Matt is joined by expert of everything and nothing, Johnny, for an extensive chat about what it's like to live in Japan. From the drugs to the dogs, the manga to the maids - Welcome to the podcast of the rising sun.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 50 seconds
121: To SIR Dude With Love
In which Matt is joined by voice actor/SIR dude Kyle Hebert for a chat about working in Anime, How Gohan got old, and where Hippies go in Dallas.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 29 seconds
120: Daddy, What's A Podcast?
In which Matt is joined by EarWolf co-founder/executive producer Jeff Ulrich for a chat on the business of podcasting.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 26 seconds
119: It's This Podcast Meets Acid!
In which Matt is joined by Fanboys/Balls of Fury/Man Up's Dan Fogler to jaw about "finding a childhood in Brooklyn", how everything is better on LSD, and Dan's new horror anthology comic Moon Lake!
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 18 seconds
118: For The Ween
In which Matt has the pleasure of welcoming back Team Unicorn for a festive chat about all things Halloween. Recorded LIVE at the Halloween Party at Golden Apple Comics!
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 56 seconds
117: Tons O' Tots
In which Matt is joined by Brave and The Bold member Shawn Depasquale and his lovely Adult film star girlfriend Victoria Rae Black for a chat about the "ins and outs" of the porno business, what it's like to date a pornstar, and possible hiding spots for all those damn kids.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 47 seconds
116: My Dog Hates Everything
In which Matt welcomes back DC Pierson to the show for a discussion on improv comedy, his novel "The Boy who Couldn't Sleep and Never Had To", and what it's like to be the modern day Bruce Vilanch.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 21 seconds
115: Up This Get On
In which Matt is joined by rapper, art gallery owner, and fellow SModCaster Jensen Karp for a discussion on early Kanye's dining habits, The Anthony Michael Hallway, and so much more. Recorded live at Gallery 1988 in Hollywood.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 59 seconds
114: Solid As A Rock
In which Matt is joined by actor/director/screenwriter David Hayter for a chat about the X-men films, adapting Alan Moore, and being Solid Snake. Metal Gear Awesome.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 51 seconds
113: Down For The Count
In which Matt is joined by B&B regular and filmmaker/comic writer Jeff Katz for an exclusive chat about the upcoming Wrestling Revolution Project. Let's get ready to mumble!
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 10 seconds
112: The Adventures Of Traveling Stevie
In which Matt is joined by writer/journalist/geek Marc Bernardin for a chat about working at Entertainment Weekly, Alphas, and "Blatino" Spidey, and the world is introduced to a "man" named Stevie.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 21 seconds
111: Talk Nerdy To Me Matty
In which Matt is joined by Geek blogger Jen Friel for a discussion about the future of social nedolphorking, online dating, and the "dick" threshold of the internet. Poke this.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 57 seconds
110: Don't Ask Me That
In which Matt is joined by Jesse Rivers for a chat about the upcoming Avengers film and cinema inflation, and the boys answer some listener questions! Come on ride the train... and ride it.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 21 seconds
109: Rocky Mountain, Hi!
In which Matt is joined by his co-host Jesse Rivers for a long overdue catch-up session in which the boys discuss life changes, Eskimos, and British parliament. Plus we meet a gentleman who sells Wooden Teeth. Hitch your wagon up to this, sucka!
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 12 minutes
108: As Seen On TV
In which Matt is joined by our old friend Bumpin' Fresh for a discussion about the current crop of reality shows, their favorite recent documentaries, and which actors they would not want to see naked.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 52 seconds
107: Mr T. Hates Kids
In which Matt sits down with Phil Lamarr (MadTV, Futurama, Pulp Fiction) for a lively chat about improv comedy, voice acting, and what Jules Winfield would never say.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 59 seconds
106: Where The Lightsabres Don't Shine...
In which Matt is joined by Pornstar/Geek Extraordinaire Misti Dawn for a chat about Kentucky, Creepy European dudes, and how they'd decorate their cubicles. Join us for the Last SModCastle show ever!!! It's all important and junk.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 38 seconds
105: The Indiscretion Of Youth
In which Matt sits down with Brave and the Bold member Matt Cruz to jaw about E3 News, the big DC Announcement, the latest South Park, and Matt's newfound love for all thing manga. So topical, you guys... Dig it.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 52 seconds
103: Voices In Your Head
In which Matt sits down with renowned voice actors Yuri Lowenthal and Tara Platt, (from Ben 10, Prince of Persia, Naruto, and pretty much every cartoon, anime and videogame ever) for an epic chat on what it's like behind the mic. Get ready to justify talking to yourself!
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 52 seconds
104: Mommy and Me
In which Matt sits down with his Mom to discuss a life of semi geek-dom, what it was like to raise a lunatic, and to have some good old fashioned family Jimmy Moore time. It's a heardolpharming mother-son chat, the likes of only which BandB could bring. So... bring it.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 25 minutes, 55 seconds
102: Night Of Less Than A Dozen Stars!
In which Matt presents a celebrity chat extravaganza featuring Ernie Hudson, Walter Koenig, Charles Fleischer, Jamie Alexander, Carlos Alazraqui, Michael McMillian, Robert Kirkman, Jason Howard and so many more! More pod for your play! Give it a spin.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 2 seconds
101: Bald Guys From Long Island
In which Matt does a show live from Wizard World Anaheim with special guest Judd Winick, and the guys discuss growing up on The Real World, Green Arrow's "vices", and a whole lot more. Plus, a Brave and the Bold mashup with Brendoman, Destinee, Matt Cruz and an audience member! It's the closest you'll get to a comic con without wearing spandex!
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 15 seconds
99: Lively Up Your Pod
In which Matt celebrates 4/20 with appearances by the team behind MarijuanaMan; Ziggy Marley, Joe Casey, and Jim Mahfood! Plus: Jesse Rivers action, and a chat with Brave and Bold member Matt Cruz. Roll this up and spark it, kids.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 30 minutes, 48 seconds
100: Babbling On
In which Matt is joined by special guest Ralph Garman for an epic chat covering pretty much every geek topic you can think of. Plus: A Brendoman minute! It's an anniversary party B & B style. Leave your keys by the door.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 30 seconds
97: Screaming Into Microphones
In which Matt is joined by very special guest Tom Green for a chat about the real nature of Canadians, terrorizing MTV, almost getting married on SNL, Fingering Freddy, and the truth behind the JFK conspiracy. His bum is on this podcast.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 38 seconds
98: The Illuminerdy
In which Matt is joined by Brave and Bold member Jeff Katz for an epic discussion covering the geek gamut - Videogames, Movies, TV, Comics, Wrestling. You dig it, we dug it.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 21 seconds
96: Podcast of Attrition
In which Matt chats with Brave and The Bold member Jeremy Graham about what exactly gaffing is, extreme horror films, and the fat kid from Family Circus. Plus, a Destinee Chat with NSYNC's Joey Fatone. Listen if... if you dare.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 22 seconds
20: Where the Wildly Rambling Things Are
In which Matt and Jesse get all topical again, as they wax on about all things “Geektacularâ€. Movies, comics, video games, cartoons, food-porn, and yes… one of those things is not like the other. Pull up a seat and learn you some…
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 27 seconds
95: Circus With A D
In which Matt is joined by Derrick Comedy/The Anytime Show's Dominic Dierkes for a discussion about growing up funny in the south, "viral" videos, and a look into what really happens in the SModCastle bathroom. Ready kids? Yes, and...
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 47 seconds
94: Dirty Pictures
In which Matt is joined by Brave and the Bold member Sean DePasquale and pornstar Ashlynn Leigh to discuss the "ins and outs" of the adult movie business. Featuring appearances by Destinee, David Arquette, Gary Baseman, and Chase Masterson! Ready for your close-up?
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 7 seconds
93: Frak Attack
In which Matt is joined by Battlestar Galactica's Aaron Douglas for a conversation about the great white north, cylon suspicions, and what it's like to be your own ancestor. Give it a listen - so say we all!
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 40 seconds
92: B&B Begins
In which Matt reboots the show with the help of a blast from the past - Jesse Rivers - and introduces us to a new member of the B&B: Brave and the Bold. Version 3.0 starts here. Tickets, please.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 24 seconds
91: FangBanging
In which Matt and Brendo are joined by True Blood cast members Deborah Ann Woll and Michael McMillian, as well as comic writer Marc Andreyko, for an epic discussion ranging from old school PC games to re-appearing hymens. Get ready, because this podcast wants to do bad things with you.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 48 seconds
90: Revenge of the Nerdist
In which Matt and Brendo are joined by Nerdist's Chris Hardwick for an epic discussion on geek vs nerd, "second hand" trannies, and a sea captain with an interesting facial hair situation. All aboard!
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 41 seconds
89: Art Fight
In which Matt and Brendo have "words" about some choice geek subjects and are then joined by artist Brandon Bird for a chat about Law and Order, Halloween Costumesk, and how to paint a masterpiece.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 49 seconds
88: Reggie's World
In which Matt and Brendo jaw it up with filmmaker/writer Reginald Hudlin about House Party-ing, running BET, and re-inventing The Black Panther. Give it a Play, Kid.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 25 seconds
87: Turtle Power
In which Matt and Brendo sit down with a special guest, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle creator Kevin Eastman, for an in-depth discussion on all things Green (Turtles) and Metal (Heavy). Cowabunga, kids.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 28 seconds
86: Babar Dynamite
In which Matt and Brendo sit down for a quick chat "on location" with Spawn himself, Michael Jai White, and then take things back to the SModCastle for a conversation with Derick about a certain royal elephant. Oh, and Stan Lee and Todd Mcfarlane stop in to say hello. No big deal.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 20 seconds
85: From Mojo To Moscow
In which Matt and Brendo are joined by writer Brett Lewis to discuss a career in comic books, growing up in Queens, and how one night can change someone's life forever. Get ready to laugh, cry, and touch yourself. No specific order.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 4 seconds
83: For The Win
In which Matt and Brendo are joined by the ladies of Team Unicorn for an in-depth discussion of all things Girls, Gamers and Geeks. Gentlemen: Prepare to meet your soul-mates.
11/24/2014 • 2 hours, 20 minutes, 41 seconds
84: Out With The Gnu - Part dolpho
In which Matt, Brendo, and DJ D-Rock celebrate the second annual "end of year" episode of B and B, and get a little bit crazy with the Top Ten lists. Take that, Baby New Year!
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 43 minutes, 1 second
82: Learn You Some
In which Matt and Brendo sit down with special guest Jeff Katz for an epic discussion on the current state of entertainment. Is "Show Biz" all it's cracked up to be? Is the "Geek Movement" at an end? And did Brendo actually hook up with Eric Northman? Tune in and turn on.
11/24/2014 • 2 hours, 20 minutes, 21 seconds
81: Cook, Clean And Swallow
In which Matt and Brendo discuss nudity, sexting, and vampire romance before being joined by adult star/comic book writer Mae Victoria for a very honest conversation on all things sex.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 31 minutes, 26 seconds
80: A Jew And An Irishman Walk Into A SModCastle
In which Matt and Brendo pine nostalgically for holidays gone by, discuss the newest crop of Disney merchandise, and one BandB host throws the geek gauntlet down. Gather round the fireplace, y'all.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 53 seconds
79: Reality Bytes
In which Matt and Brendo welcome the crew from Top Cow Comics to discuss their upcoming "Pilot Season" and engage in some good old fashion speed-podding. 5 guests enter, only one will leave (Not true, but it sounds cool).
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 26 seconds
78: Karma Upgrade
In which Matt and Brendo are joined by BATMAN/HEROES artist Tim Sale for a special charity podcast to benefit the Hero Initiative.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 48 seconds
77: The Ghost Of Carol Lombard
In which Matt and Brendo are joined by special guest Taylor Negron to discuss 80's films, working for Lucille Ball, and the general mysteries of the universe. You NEED to hear this one.
11/24/2014 • 1 hour, 42 minutes, 3 seconds
76: Pater Familias
In which Matt and Brendo are joined by Matt’s dad Irwin, to discuss life, love, and what it was like growing up Cohen.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 29 minutes, 48 seconds
74: They Just Don't Endanger Kids Like They Used To
In which Matt and Brendo are joined by ADVENTURES IN BABYSITTING and DON'T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER'S DEAD's Keith Coogan to discuss growing up Hollywood, wooing 80's film stars, and how to befriend a Cheetah.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 46 minutes, 33 seconds
75: Suck That Dream Juice
In which Matt and Brendo discuss BATMAN 3 casting, evil rabbits, and are joined once again by BLOW HARD’s Malcolm Ingram to jaw about growing up Candian. Check it out, eh?
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 15 seconds
73: Koalas Are Skanks!
In which Matt and Brendo meet promiscuous marsupials, uncover the truth behind “fairy†tales, and delve deeply into the monster that is Wilford Brimley.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 30 seconds
72: SModCastle High School Football Rules!
In which Matt and Brendo hatch a devious plan involving a time machine, Hitler, and some nocturnal indiscretions and are then joined by Bill S. Preston, Esq. himself, Alex Winter, to discuss all things BILL AND TED, LOST BOYS, FREAKED, and more. Want to hear the truth about BILL AND TED 3? Lend us your ears. You might get them back.
Live! - 6
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 56 seconds
70: As Good as a Toothy Beej
In which Matt is joined by guest host, and B and B announcer, DJ D-Rock to discuss such varied topics as the chances of being “takenâ€, early masturbatory habits, robot MAD MEN, and Matt’s love of all things boring. Sit back, relax, and remove your under-things. We’ll take it from here.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 32 minutes, 52 seconds
71: Bringing In Mr. Ritz
In which Matt and Brendo jaw about all things British, chat about the torture dungeons at Disneyland, and are then joined by BLADE II/GOD OF WAR/Former Olympic boxer Daz Crawford to discuss what it's like to be a real man. Hint: Neither Matt nor Brendo fit the criteria. Bagged and Boarded: Repping Geeks the world over since 76 B.C.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 10 seconds
69: Lucid Dreams
In which Matt and Brendo are joined by TRUE BLOOD's Michael McMillian to discuss all things vamp (or anti-vamp), and then the boys (with letterer Sean DePasquale) discuss Mcmillian's brand new comic book, LUCID. Get them fangs ready kids - Bagged and Boarded takes a trip to Bon Tempes. And they want to do bad things with you…
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 29 seconds
68: The Madcap Tales of Lil Matt
In which Matt and Brendo discuss their very different childhoods, Matt shocks the audience with his astonishing candor (take that Brendo!) and the boys are joined by very special guest Guillermo Diaz to discuss all things weed related. Sit down, plug in, light up… It’s Bagged and Boarded time.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 27 seconds
67: A Bear and His Unicorn
In which Matt Cohen and Brendan Creecy discuss what it'd be like to commune with the animals, and are then re-joined by Malcolm Ingram, who helps Brendo further… emerge from a closet. This one gets a little too real. We'll stop it. We promise. Bagged and Boarded: Driving co-hosts to tears since 1342.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 36 seconds
66: F*** Closets!
In which Matt is joined by his new Live! co-host Brendan Creecey, and the boys proceed to discuss Brendo’s insanely interesting past. Then everyone’s favorite bear, Malcolm Ingram, joins the conversation and one co-host is left forever different. Seriously. Like… Hardcore. Bagged and Boarded - Changing lives since 1632.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 40 seconds
64: Podcastus Interruptus
In which Matt and Jesse discuss man eating dogs, are interrupted by a 10-hour power outage and then bring it all home by having a 30 minute fight. Welcome to a day in the life of Bagged and Boarded. Hope you brought protection.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 52 minutes, 25 seconds
65: People Paid For This!?
In which Matt and an in-person Jesse prove to the world once and for all they are not fictional creations and record a live podcast in front of an audience at the SModCastle in Hollywood. The boys cover all things from “girl†toys to race perks and then are joined by Brendoman and special guest Jason Mewes to bring it all home. It ’s the live B + B family reunion you’ve been clamoring for… now with laser dicks.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 56 seconds
63: I Have A Dog Beard
In which Matt and Jesse ramble on - sometimes coherently - about INCEPTION, Comic-Con, Yogi Bear, and the upcoming Bagged and Boarded Live shows at the SModCastle. It’s more fun then a barrel of syphilis! (At least marginally)
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 34 seconds
62: It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Mel
In which Matt and Jesse discuss everyone's favorite insane (ex) actor, Mel Gibson, share their thoughts on some very viral videos, and debate about who's been the best onscreen devil. Listen… or we'll tell Mel where you live.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 38 minutes, 42 seconds
61: Why You So Divorced All The Time?
In which Matt and Jesse discuss a matter way too personal and serious for this podcast, role-play with In-Laws, talk about a lack of “Strange†and reveal some of the plans for Bagged and Boarded Live! Because life is a pebble, in a stream, floating in a river. It’ll all make sense… kind of.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 34 minutes, 44 seconds
60: A Brief Respite With The People Vs George Lucas
In which Matt sits down with Alexandre Philippe and Robert Muratore, the filmmakers behind the new feature documentary THE PEOPLE VS GEORGE LUCAS, and discuss everything Lucas Related - From the films to the toys to the beard, BandB presents an in-depth conversation about the man we all love to hate. There go our kitchen privileges at Skywalker Ranch…
11/23/2014 • 59 minutes, 10 seconds
58: I Brake For Jewish Aliens
In which Matt and Jesse ponder the STAR WARS prequels, jaw about what a “shooter†is, and do their damnedest to offend extraterrestrials of all races. Bagged and Boarded: Now with CGI Dewbacks!
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 33 minutes, 34 seconds
59: We'd Like To Buy The World A Coke
In which Matt and Jesse discuss celebrity burial options, Ponder odd places for STDS, and make all sorts of allegations against Fatty Arbuckle. Bagged and Boarded: Always fresh, sometimes litigious.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 58 seconds
57: The Island Of Misfit Finales
In which Matt and Jesse discuss LOST for the final, definite, last time ever. Did the finale satisfy, or… something else entirely? For the first time in BandB history, both Matt and Jesse agree on something (Brendo, however…). So throw spoiler warnings overboard, grab some Dharhma brand munchies, mix up a bunch of theologies, and cast away for the ultimate LOST wrap-up show. ‘Cause hey - at least WE promise to have an ending.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 35 minutes, 10 seconds
56: Airy Grievances
In which Matt and Jesse bitch about stuff in their lives - some important, some… not - plan their RED DEAD REDEMPTION posse, and ponder if such a thing as a “cute†bug exists. BandB: All up in that junk since 1492.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 21 seconds
0: Stand By Me
In which Matt and Jesse take a break from the usual nonsense to bring you extra special nonsense - A commentary track on STAND BY ME, as voted on by you, the listeners. Give it a listen… unless you're a “Loonyâ€
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 41 seconds
55: Dr. Crazy Asian Man and “The Lady-Bonersâ€
In which Matt and Jesse meet an incredibly racist new friend, discuss some exciting new developments for the future of the podcast, and attempt to invent a new nickname for female masturbation. Totally safe for work… if your boss is awesome.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 41 seconds
54: Just A Little Stoned
In which Matt and Jesse get current and discuss the new MIA video, Gizmodogate, and a slew of other newsworthy topics. Oh, and Matt is ridiculously high. Bagged and Boarded: Purely Professional since 1874.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 41 seconds
11: Mewesicology 101
In which Matt and Jesse are upstaged (and rightfully so) by Mr. Jason Mewes and friends. Hadi-Hadi-Hadi-Hadi-Hadiyuken.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 50 seconds
53: Mona Lisa dolpho: Da Vinci’s Revenge
In which Matt and Jesse discuss the concept of art in videogames, chat about famous screenwriters, and generally shout about what they think of the upcoming slate of Superhero films. Warning: The podcast contains hazardous materials that may cause euphoria (and leakage).
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 25 seconds
52: Something About CyberDyne
In which Matt and Jesse take a look at the history of Easter and facial hair trends, and get lost in a role-playing exercise involving a southerner, an alien, and an eccentric billionaire. Spring has finally sprung… Dig it.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 3 seconds
51: Black Hat, White Shoes
In which Matt and Jesse start the show off by discussing which actors they wouldn’t want to fight - and then get into a fight themselves, this time over the concepts of good and evil. Take a guess which co-host looks like the nutjob (Hint: It’s the one who always does). Bagged and Boarded: Sometimes Controversial, always goes down smooth.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 36 seconds
50: The Freaky Geek
In which Matt and Jesse celebrate their 50th episode, share a few “revelations†with the world, and chat about the future of all things BandB. With a special guest intro from Kevin Smith! So come along… it can’t be any worse then the other 49..
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 15 minutes, 51 seconds
49: Lemonade For Sale
In which Jesse reveals a stunning, life-changing announcement to both the audience and Matt - and the boys try their best to keep it together. This is the one you’ll tell your children about. No kids? Just wait. Bagged and Boarded… Making babies since 2009.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 28 seconds
48: “Well, slap my face and bury me in a cow!â€
In which Matt and Jesse discuss the ongoing Winter Olympics, chat about the new game HEAVY RAIN, and jaw on one of the stranger hypotheticals the show has seen. Do it to it, like you love it.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 2 seconds
47: My Head Hurts Already
In which Matt and Jesse delve deep into the current and final season of LOST, and get quite lost themselves along the way. Welcome to the wittiest podcast in America.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 7 seconds
46: Like, all over?
In which Matt and Jesse take a look at the current state of technology, the definition of “Sportsâ€, and whether or not we live in the fourth dimension. Hint: We don’t.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 56 seconds
45: Someone Finally Got A Modem
Someone Finally Got A Modem - In which Matt and Jesse - That’s right, Jesse’s back! - are triumphantly reunited, and the gents discuss the current state of comic books, the Golden Globes, and their top 20 films of the decade! It’s the one you’ve been saving yourself for…
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 59 seconds
44: I Love You 1001 Nacht
In which Matt is joined yet again by special guest Bumpin Fresh and the fellows discuss childhood nicknames, facial hair, and being sexually attracted to amusement park rides. Tickets please!
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 20 seconds
43: Out With The Gnu
In which Matt presents a very special look back at the year that was 2009. All the laughs, all the tears - all the sandwiches. Ring this…
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 22 seconds
41: I Like Stuff
In which Matt is joined by special guest Brendoman for a spitfire paced look into some of their favorite geek properties, and Matt delights you with the premiere of “B&B Radio Theater†featuring a dramatic reading of GIANT SIZED X-MEN #1. It’ll be more fun than stuffing a cactus cluster!
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 12 minutes, 11 seconds
40: A Brief Respite with Derrick Comedy
In which Matt sits down with DC Pierson and Meggie McFadden of Derrick Comedy and is enthralled by tales of all things sketch comedy, youtube superstardom, pun construction and their new hilarious feature film, MYSTERY TEAM! It’s more fun then something that is marginally less fun!!! Listen with your ears…
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 16 seconds
39: The Breaking of the Fellowship
In which Matt and Jesse are in the same room for the last time in the foreseeable future and discuss all the things you could possibly want to hear them discuss. Seriously, it’s your dream episode come true! Enjoy… you.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 55 seconds
37: Bagged and Cluckin'
In which Matt and Jesse wax and wane about all things public radio, list their top five favorite stand-ups, and debate the merits of propaganda marketing. With special barking from Hellmutt! You know you want to get up in that…
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 20 seconds
38: Bagged and Cluckin’ -
In which Jesse reveals a game-changing bombshell, the boys cope, and Matt comes up with a new direction for the podcast. Warning: This one gets serious.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 4 seconds
36: They’re Not Adults If They’re Younger Than You
In which Matt and Jesse discuss the films BRONSON, ANTICHRIST, and WHERE THE WILD THINGS ARE, name their top five current dream girls, and chat about why one stoner no longer likes sports. With a super bonus Matt and Jesse style fight! Who will win this one? Only one way to find out.. (It’s Matt).
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 28 seconds
35: We Have The Internet Now
In which Matt and Jesse take a break from geek talk, unveil a new trivia contest, offer up the next round of commentary choices, and get into another one of their good old fashioned “debatesâ€. Pick a side, hoist a sign, and join the march. It’s about to get all corporal in this piece.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 23 minutes, 21 seconds
34: Mississippi Rivers And The Temple of Poon
In which Matt and Jesse chat about comic book videogames, the most important band of the nineties, and a plethora of other topics so exciting, they might literally make your ears fall off from joy. Also featuring the premiere of Matt’s new song, “Goblins Up, Hoes Downâ€. So click this, sucka!
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 12 seconds
33: A Spider With Gigantic Mouse Ears
In which Matt and Jesse are in the same room again and discuss the big issue of the millennia - Disney purchasing Marvel. Throw in some random Anime/One Piece chatter and general cleaning house, and you’ve got yourself a jam-packed pod-tastic audio adventure. Remember to keep your hands and feet inside the awesomeness at all times.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 19 seconds
32: You’re Thinking Like A Trailer Park
In which Matt and Jesse record their last podcast before being reunited live in person, discussing the latest round of movie trailers, John Hughes’ passing, and how to really welcome your wife home. This is all a dream… I swear.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 50 seconds
31: A Brief Respite with Bobby Moynihan
In which Matt sits down for a very special conversation with Bobby Moynihan, and is regaled with tales of a rookie season on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, DIY Action Figures, and one man’s love for a furry blue Muppet. Live from this podcast… It’s this podcast!
11/23/2014 • 51 minutes, 52 seconds
30: I Wanna Dip My Podcast In It
In which Matt and Jesse are reunited yet again (this is getting old) and chat about The State, Green Lantern casting, Upcoming summer movies, and alien killer eggmen. Check it out… Or you’ll wind up with tape on your face…
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 28 seconds
29: Ding Dong, The Douche Is Dead!
In which Matt and Jesse get deep (sexy, right?), do some soul searching/ego shattering, and help plot a course for a wayward Jew. All on a very cathartic B and B.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 41 seconds
27: Everyone’s gonna be a bad guy!
In which Matt and Jesse are reunited after a scary week apart, discuss regional fast food differences, decide how they will live in the DC Universe, and create a movie where Jesse can’t remove his pants. Up, up and away, yo!
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 11 seconds
26: Will there be bears?
In which Matt and Jesse reach out and touch each other through some phone lines, discussing road tripping, the DC works of Alan Moore, and sodomy laws. One of those things is not like the other… Find out which.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 8 seconds
25: And Still Alive
In which Matt and Jesse celebrate their 25th episode with a little help from some BandB listeners. It’s Anniversary-tastic! Where’s our gifts?
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 20 seconds
24: It’s A Way Of Life -
In which Matt and Jesse cover so many topics that the human brain can’t even begin to conceptualize the randomness. Also, they premiere their new theme song. Rapping is easy… yo.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 29 seconds
23: Uncivil War
In which Matt and Jesse attempt to discuss 80’s movie franchises but get derailed by what is without a doubt the biggest argument in B and B history. Place your bets…
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 18 minutes, 22 seconds
22: I'd like to smash them!!!
In which Matt and Jesse give you a taste of the ol ultra-violence, discuss boring classics and Matt does his Margot Kidder impression (Finally, right?). Listen well, my droogies.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 24 seconds
21: Experts of Nothing and Everything
In which Matt and Jesse are joined by guest host Brendoman and discuss a veritable cornucopia of geek related topics. It’s all here. It’s bonus sized. It’s got beat-boxed movie scores. It’s got dinosaurs holding guns… It’s got what you want… So come get some.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 26 minutes, 33 seconds
19: Up In Smoke
In which Matt and Jesse discuss the hot button subject of marijuana, get into end of the world hypotheticals, and Matt has some quality time with the “Real†Jesse. Pass that, bro…
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 50 seconds
18: A Geeks Best Friend
In which Matt and Jesse welcome Hellmutt Cohen to the world, discuss unfair labor practices, LET THE RIGHT ONE IN, and the distinction bedolpheen “Escorts†and prostitutes. You know you want it…
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 1 second
17: Quis Custodiet Ipsos Cutsodes?
In which Matt and Jesse watch the Watchmen, discuss the Watchmen, rewatch the Watchmen, and then rediscuss the Watchmen. (We hope you like WATCHMEN)
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 3 seconds
16: Choose Your Own Misadventure
In which Matt and Jesse discuss which film to “Commentate†on, look over a pile of comic books, and just generally ramble on and on. Enticing, we know.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 2 minutes, 9 seconds
15: The Red Carpet Matches The Drapes
In which Matt and Jesse banter about the upcoming Academy Awards, discuss actor salaries, and delve into the wonder that is Pokemon. Envelopes at the ready, yo.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 10 seconds
14: Insertable Fun
In which Matt (and the audience) pulls a quick one on Jesse, and the boys discuss all things video games. Screen burn is inevitable.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 57 seconds
13: Beyond the Matt
In which Matt and Jesse discuss the new film THE WRESTLER, bicker about the definition of “Artâ€, and reminisce on New Year’s long ago. Countdown to this, sucka!
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 10 seconds
12: ChristMewes Greetings
In which Matt and Jesse are rejoined by special guest Jason Mewes, and wax on about all things Christmas. Now featuring surprise interruptions! So go-ho-ho-ho to it.
11/23/2014 • 57 minutes, 42 seconds
10: To All My Brooklyn
In which Matt and Jesse take a break from comedy (sorry kids) to get real about some very real subjects, on a very special episode. Dig it.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 45 seconds
9: Up At The Crack
In which Matt and Jesse discuss their top 5 films of the year thus far, get into a heated squabble, and generally moan and groan about all things early morning. Wake and Bake, folks.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 45 seconds
8: State of the Funyon
In which Matt and Jesse get all political (in a political manner), discuss Madagascar 2, SNL, and… wait for it… Impressions a go-go. Oh, you’re gonna love this.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 9 minutes, 6 seconds
6: Short Term Memory Loss Lane
In which Matt and Jesse wax nostalgic (in a very nostalgic way) about childhood sitcoms, favorite cartoons, and the 1980’s in general. Jump in the wayback, kids…
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 54 seconds
5: Battle Royale With Cheese
In which Matt and Jesse discuss the heated topic of favorite directors (in a very heated manner), FABLES, underrated comedies, and generally bicker with each other… Lock and load, folks…
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 23 seconds
4: Get 'em Wet
In which Matt and Jesse discuss aquatic topics including seafood (in an extremely aquatic manner), “Cult†Films, Surf Ninjas, and the career path of Robert DeNiro. Dive in folks… Water’s fine.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 6 minutes, 15 seconds
3: Smoking In The Boys Room
In which Matt and Jesse discuss the timely subject of old age (in a very timely manner), high school, and their favorite men’s men. Saddle up, yo.
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 5 seconds
2: The Sheening
In Which Matt and Jesse discuss the delicate subject of sex (very delicately), FINAL CRISIS, Lars Von Trier, and are paid an imaginary visit from Alan Moore, Jimmy Moore… and Dracula. The bus to hilarity town has arrived, folks. All Aboard…
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 4 minutes, 50 seconds
1: Race Relations
In which Matt and Jesse introduce themselves to the world, discuss the sensitive subject of race (very sensitively), and chat about Ghostbusters 3, the Academy Awards, childhood fears, and Native Americans. Oh, it’s about to get real…
11/23/2014 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 58 seconds
Bagged & Boarded 1: Race Relations
In which Matt and Jesse introduce themselves to the world, discuss the sensitive subject of race (very sensitively), and chat about Ghostbusters 3, the Academy Awards, childhood fears, and Native Americans. Oh, it’s about to get real…
8/18/2014 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 58 seconds
Bagged & Boarded 1: Race Relations
In which Matt and Jesse introduce themselves to the world, discuss the sensitive subject of race (very sensitively), and chat about Ghostbusters 3, the Academy Awards, childhood fears, and Native Americans. Oh, it’s about to get real…
8/14/2014 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 58 seconds
#1: Race Relations - Bagged & Boarded
In which Matt and Jesse introduce themselves to the world, discuss the sensitive subject of race (very sensitively), and chat about Ghostbusters 3, the Academy Awards, childhood fears, and Native Americans. Oh, it’s about to get real…