"It's not a draft pick. It's a correct answer" Greetings! We are trying a different approach to the 2014 movie season, and for the first time ever have decided to do a 5 movie (each) draft to determine which episodes we are guaranteed to revisit and review on this 10th anniversary year of the 10th anniversary movie podcast. So what gets picked? Does Jordan go 5 for 5 superhero movies? How much Disney can Janine draft? And will a holiday episode tradition throw a wooden wrench in the plans!  Join us and find out!

Showtime, A-holes! We're back! After an extended siesta, J-Bow and J-9 have gotten the team back together (it's just us) to celebrate 10 years of "At The Movies, 10 Years Later" and shake things up a bit for 2014's crop of Box Office Champions.  Up first is the game-changing, star-making and foot tapping space epic that took the MCU intergalactic. Listen as we talk about the killer soundtrack, goo, an abundance of blue villains, blackberry picking, Werther's Original vs. Play Doh, how this movie changed Suicide Squad, proper team building, Chris Pratt's weight loss, Dave Bautista's previous life as a WWE legend and his second life as a respected Hollywood actor and James Gunn's new gig. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards.  NEXT EPISODE: The 2014 Movie Draft

"I adore the cut of his jib" Happy New Year! Time marches in one direction, and so does this episode as we revisit a concern documentary from 10 years ago about One Direction. So pour a cup of Skittles and listen as we break down NSOD, power rank the members, lost youth, weird haircuts, bad tattoos, trying to be a bad boy, Beatles comparisons, hysteric teenage girls, 90s boy bands vs. modern boy bands, overzealous news reporting and bands that would have good documentaries. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie awards!  

"I thought it was pretty clever, but you're not 'Let It Go' and you never will be" Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, whatever you are into this time of year we hope it is unreal for you. We are back to revisit the land of Arrendelle and the phenomenon that was Frozen. Talking Olaf, sister-love, Weaseltown, hit songs, bitchy sisters, proper fire burning techniques, angelic tones, Kristen Bell: Ultimate Running buddy, Whistler, shitty trolls, Ice monsters and massive heel turns. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!

"You know what? Fuck space." Hey friends! Join us as we continue our trip back to 2013 and take a secondary trip up to space, which in case you didn't know, is a relentless killing machine. We talk about jackets (stay tuned after the end credits of the episode!) unsurvivable situations, Sandy B, the Macarena, Ed Harris' eventual villainy in all films, Oscar nominations, framed posters and more. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie awards!

"I don't want to see mouths sewn to buttholes, but I'm down for some paranormal shit" Happy Halloween! We are back to review a horror movie box office champion from 2013, and it's not a Paranormal Activity for once! Instead we are revisiting the movie that started a cinematic universe of profitable horror that is still going strong today. Listen as we break down things that scare us, favourite horror movies, creepy dolls, levitating chairs, creepy old timey music, blood vomit, incredibly thorough research, the Conjuring universe and the heavy lifting done by "based on a true story". All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie Awards!

"I can't stand up for what's right anymore, because I want to keep living". Hey friends! We're going back to the series that has inexplicably become the highest grossing animated film franchise of all time. Back to Gru and company for round 2. Listen as we discuss BC wildfire season, the appeal of the Minions, breakfast sandwich makers, viral movie marketing, movie theatre conduct, Jordan's "frosty relationship with magic", lava lamps, toupees, types of baldness, Brad Taylor's ponytail, Superman's posture, E Bikes and the most macho way to die. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Wolverine)

"LIttle kids are hilarious athletes, and it's bullshit that I can't just go and watch" Hey there! 10 years ago we got a Pixar sequel/prequel that FINALLY had nothing to do with Toy Story or Cars. Monsters Inc takes it back to college to see how Mike met Sully, why Randall squints and when Roz took a vow to keep her eye on them.  Listen as we discuss Pixar sequels, cheating, children's sports, Canadian college, self doubt, PotC turning 20, dying on a treadmill and swimming lessons. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Despicable Me 2)

"This is a million dollar concept in a $300,000 package" IT has been 10 years since the first Purge, but considerably less time since the prequel titled "The First Purge", which makes this whole thing a bit confusing. Listen as we revisit the low-budget, blue balls concept tease that jump-started the whole franchise. We get into rich people home security, socio economics (briefly), our low-stakes purge activities, shitty neighbours, good deeds, awful plans, doomed young love, Hobo Joe and the jug band gang, siege weaponry, haunted house murders, bullshit "carb-less" dinners, creepy masks and the greatest shotgun in cinema history!  (NEXT EPISODE: Man of Steel)

"It's not a bad way to waste 2 hours" Rev up your engines and hit the NOS gang, we are revisiting a very special movie in Bow's life (some may argue the most special), movie 6 of 10 and counting in the Fast & Furious saga. Listen as we break down the origin of why this is the movie Bow has seen more times in theatres (9!), as well as a breakdown of the entire Fast franchise, an eventual 5 minute plot, Mark Sinclair, who Barry Pepper should have played, the Rock being a ridiculous cartoon, Han going to Tokyo, the world's longest runway, 2 on 1 face vs. heel fights, 80s and 90s movies that were MOVIES. The Rock losing his luster, The Lost City as a palate cleanser, proper wolf hunting methods, the mythos, butts, BBQ invites, Paul Walker in Pleasantville, wrestling references and the safety of landing on cars. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Purge)

"One thing about me...I love a good prologue. If you are ever watching a movie in a theatre, and it starts, and the title comes up first, and you hear someone in the theatre go "awww", it's me." Warp speed, y'all! We are going back through a time rift and revisiting the alternate universe Star Trek sequel, which should have been called: Star Trek: Wrath of John Harrison. After an amazing first entry in the series, we examing the high highs, the low lows and the creamy middles of Kirk & Crew round 2. Listen as we discuss how to correctly eat Smarties, tough love Bruce Greenwood, gratuitous shots of ladies in their underwear, John Harrison's legacy, the Ed Harris effect, terrorism to save loved ones, red shirts, Spock's emotions, bomb ass plans, the Dick Enterprise, Bill Hader, how to manipulate Klingons and the RAPL effect. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!  (NEXT EPISODE: 6 Fast 6 Furious)

"It's tough because you have MCU nerds who get hard for this stuff" Yo listen up, here's the story! Tony Stark returns as the man in the iron mask (and suit) for his last solo foray before Civil Wars, Infinity Wars and Endgames. We're hear to revisit the first movie in Phase 2 of the MCU, and the first one post-Avengers. We talk about this being a Christmas movie, Tony being a dick, desert island rescue food requests, precocious kids, the Iron Patriot suit, glowing eye bad guys, Gwenyth Paltrow being a bit shit, indestructable sports bras, Tuna fish sandwiches and the dangers of unlimited chicken strips.  Alll that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Star Trek: Into Darkness)

"I'm so glad they lost. Not because 'Go Humanity' or anything, but because they deserved to lose for being fucking idiots" Hey there! Thrilled to be able to revisit a 2013 Box Office #1 that is also part of the Tom Cruise Sci-Fi subgenre, Oblivion.  Join us as we break down tight ponytails, cabins, the anatomy of feathers, stupid machines, memory wipes, clones, the timeline of the end of the Earth, scabs, bad Irish accents, Top Gun:Maverick, shapes, drones, Jaime Lannister, folksy southern accents, Super Bowl LI, naked seduction swims, effective teamwork and how long you have to wait after getting shot to procreate. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Pain & Gain)

"I know it kinda goes against the point of the movie to judge someone based on how they look...but...the guy looked like a racist" It's April 15th, Happy Jackie Robinson Day! We're back to kick off our 2013 season with one of Chadwick Boseman's more underrated performances as Jackie Robinson. Listen as we discuss gross racism, dancing, old timey baseball announcing, Harrison Ford sounding like John Goodman, baseball movies, infidelity, the Pittsburgh Pirates, stealing home plate, obviously racist German pitchers, biopic rules and our hatred from the Toledo Blue Stockings. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!

"Bane is funny. He's got jokes" After 8 years of being a recluse, hidden away from the world, Bruce Wayne dons the Batman cowl and the Dark Knight returns. Thematically, it makes sense to release this episode under similar circumstances. Recorded last Summer before things kinda went more than a bit to shit, sometimes you gotta slap on the knee brace and kick some bricks. Listen as we talk about Bane's voice, Batman's voice, some Robin bullshit, Bruce freeing murderers from prison via rope, scuba masks, the funniest death of all time, knee braces, Catwoman's reckless ponytails, Bane being a master of suble comedy, the contents of Bruce Wayne's prison satchel,  Batman being a massive mouth-breathing hypocrite, THAT death rattle, umbrellas, aggressive power companies, Gordan being a terrible cop in every imaginable way. Batman being a terrible trash talker, ticking clock accuracy and John Blake's non-existent Batman training. All that plus Fun Facts, and Tenzie awards!  

"I'm glad to know someone who shares my belief that booby traps are sometimes entirely necessary" Happy Halloween Tenders! We've got a lot on the go right now but there was no way we would skip over a chance to experience some frights and return to the found footage franchise that is a license to print money: Paranormal Activity. Listen as we discuss some of our fears, adult trick or treating, buffet cantaloupe, our last tricks and treats, Mr. Tumnus if he as an asshole, socks and sandals and booby traps! All that plus FUN FACTS, Tenzie awards and some extra spooky two sentence horror stories. (NEXT EPISODE: The Dark Knight Rises)

"Eugene!" It's that time web-heads! We are here to revisit and review the first attempt at rebooting the cinematic Spider-Man franchise with Andrew Garfield (and his hair) as Peter Parker/Spider-Man. We talk love languages, Flash's real name being the keyword to an asskicking, Gwen's skirts, keeping promises, Lizard men, Meatloaf, web shooters, the superior cinematic Spider-Men rankings and eventual honesty. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Dark Knight Rises)

"The guy has pulled Norah Jones and Tammy-Lynn from being a teddy bear with no penis? That's game." It's been 10 long years since Song & Dance Seth MacFarlane's foul mouthed teddy bear came to life and said "fuck you" to thunder. We talk about how great The Other Guys is, Seth surviving 9/11, shitting on the floor, child stars, Ted's ability to pull hot ladies, Tom Skerrit, Ryan Reynolds' career lows and wonderful highs and white trash names. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Amazing Spider-Man)

"Yeah sure I gave you a mysterious magical spell and I forgot to tell you the most important part of it, sure, that doesn't give you the right to blow up my goddamn house" It's been 10 years since Princess Merida needed to CHANGE HER FATE, and we try to get through our revisiting of it without breaking into a Scottish accent 100 times. We fail horribly, but we have a great time regardless. Listen as we talk wisps, Mor'du!, accents, mums, camp archery, rocking out to the Brave soundtrack on the ferry, witches, suitors, hood reveals, a very detailed conversation regarding the entrances of Guildford Mall, Maury Povich DNA reveals, blowing up houses, Pixar's soft decline, and whether or not it's justified to call Merida the c-word. All that plus FUN FACTS, Tenzie awards and more! (NEXT EPISODE: Ted)

"He who has the whiskiest lips, will step up and kiss the fair maiden and bring her back to the land of the living!" We also chat Charlize chewing scenary, sense participation in movies/tv, how attractive Bowman is /10, Kristen Stewart's beauty, the Food Network, the Billy Goats Gruff, fantasy casting, whiskey lips, needing a Bowman, alternate pump up speeches, the WORST hair, committing to a role and creepy mirrors. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: "Brave")

"Sometimes... when I'm lying in bed, and I need a good thrill..." The movie podcast that goes back in time is watching a movie that goes back in time. We are chatting Will Smith, Josh Brolin a Toothy Jemaine Clement and sometimes Tommy Lee Jones in Men in Black 3. Listen as we get into Donair meat, Mark Sanchez's "butt fumble", Josh Brolin putting the movie on his back, Will Smith's Men In Black songs (and his outsourcing of the MiB3 theme to Pitbull), Emma Thompson's bi-coastal beach houses, chocolate milk syrup vs. powder, being born 40, Disneyland Teacups, POV rollercoaster youtube, and ground coffee. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Snow White & The Huntsman)

"I'm not buying it here because of the deal. I am protecting myself against a potential future rip-off. Thanks Winners!" Going back a ways to the lovely days of 2011, and posting an old episode that go lost in the shuffle. Which is too bad because it's a good movie, and it deserves to be retrospected after a decade. Listen as we discuss jackets, shoes, gossip, tinted glasses, old timey racism, 80s and 90s pop culture, many Gwen Stacys, being kind, show costume themes, shit-pie and much much more. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Men In Black 3)

"I hate shadowy cabals, mostly because I've never been invited to be part of one" THE ROAD TO THE AVENGERS IS OVER! Celebrating 10 years of what was once the movie Bow saw most in theatres (8!), and the coming together of a group of remarkable people to fight off some aliens and each other for a brief spell. The culmination of Phase One of the Marvel Cinematic Universe turns 10, so we look back on all the moments and memories from this benchmark in modern cinema. We talk specimens, dirty hair/meat, stealing punching bags, hair whips, shadowy cabals, Black Widow being a human lady, comic book movies, not breaking stride, softball teams, why Cobie Smulders needs to be in more things and owning your fandom. All that plus 33 Fun Facts, Tenzie awards and an absolutely overwhelming amount of nerdiness.    

"Would you describe us as kooky peeps?" We went back for Bow's boy, Ben Foster, and revisited the 2012 heisty smuggling thriller starring Mark Wahlberg. We get into what we consider contraband, cheating in school, Josh Hartnett's shark eyes, Ribisi's boydom and why Bowman despises the colour Magenta. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!

"Don't unwrap your cookie so fast" We back! And we are revisiting the first of this two movie series where Steve Harvey's advice is the thing driving the entire narrative lives of... the Earth. We talk about "game", dating, dating apps, the fact this is a real book and the importance of just being a decent person and having a conversation. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Contraband)

"Peta is the only one here I'm 100% sure watches wrestling. He's the best. He gets it". May the odds be ever in your....damn how does the rest of that go? Anyways we are back to volunteer as tributes and watch the first of several Hunger Games movies to slay the competition and be the last one standing at the box office. We talk our chances of winning, reckless beekeeping, Lenny Kravitz being the best, the hair, the sponsors and the rock faces. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Think Like A Man)

"I took 5 notes. I love this movie so much I just wanted to watch it". 10 Years Ago... Channing Tatum and Jonah Hill teamed up with Lord/Miller for the big screen reboot of 21 Jump Street, and the reboot template was set. An awesome script, funny self aware gags, good action and a new side of "The Tates" all led to a fantastic movie-going experience that is just as funny today. We talk high school haircuts, Dave Franco, reboots, movie tropes and when Channing Tatum hit that next level. All that plus Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Hunger Games)

"Not since Phillip Seymour Hoffman in Mission Impossible 3 has a kidnapping victim been in more control of a situation. Wow." 10 years ago uber criminal super spy Denzel Washington was moved to a safe house after being captured in South Africa under the watchful eye of Agent Ryan Reynolds. Chaos ensued. We're here to talk about kidnapping, favelas, tough talking someone who you've deafened, torture towels and more. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Award! (NEXT EPISODE: 21 Jump Street)

"Never before in the history of romance, has a Dutch Oven been a potentially good idea to make her love you again" Hey yo! It's been 10 years since Rachel McAdams and Channing Tatum played a married couple who falls out of love due to amnesia brought on by a car accident. Where does the time go? We are here to break it down and discuss farts, handsomeness, Sam Neil, the pros and cons of head injuries and more. Plus we have Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Safe House)

"Her hair, is RED!" It's been 10 years since the found footage genre went super, and we're here to break down this coming of age/coming to terms with powers/puking on 34 year olds at High School parties film. We talk hair colours, if it was us, preferred super powers, the acting and perhaps have one of the most intense disagreements about a score in ATM10 history! All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards.

"No movie should ever end with a dude with a knife in one hand, and broken mini liqour bottles in the other hand, putting up his fucking dukes!" Happy 2012 to you all! It's our first episode in a new year of movies and the "Road to Avengers" is officially underway! But first, we tackle Liam Neeson & friends in the Alaskan* wilderness surviving a plane crash, and trying to survive some fucking wolves. We talk about our survival abilities, accents, fears, affinity for animals, sending messages, drowning in shallow water, campfires and much more more. All that plus Fun Facts, Parents Guide Challenge and our first Tenzie's of the year. (NEXT EPISODE: Chronicle)

"WHAT A PLAN BY THE APES!" Another pandemic movie from 2011 (although slightly less overt than Contagion), we get together to discuss the first in a very overlooked trilogy of excellent movies. We talk outbreaks, justice, cute monkeys, John Lithgow, apes on horses and much much more. All that plus Fun Facts, Tenzie awards and a trip to the IMDB parent's guide.

"Arancini. Cup of Skittles. It's going to be a memorable night" Happy New Year! It's the favourite holiday of 1/2 of the show, so we went all out in celebrating a movie that is a giant mess of stars coming and going (and being overshadowed by legends). Listen as we talk about why Bow loves New Years so much, Cary Elwes and the respect that's due to his name, Lea Michelle's reign of terror on Glee, Robert De Niro's multitasking, Halle Berry: Queen of the Pixies, How much Bon Jovi singing is too much and we come up with some new New Year's traditions. All that plus Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts, Special New Years Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!

"How dare this movie make Canada seem like a bunch of greedy body bag hoarders". Happy Holidays! Releasing some of our episodes from the tail end of the Summer, and as much as you don't want to hear about it, Contagion was one of those movies. With things going out of control again we revisit the movie that predicted a shit ton of this stuff going down. From anti-vaxxers, to social distancing, to the quick spread and faux treatments, it's all here. All that plus Fun Facts, Parent's Guide Challenge and Tenzie awards!

"We have a rule on this show, that there are no skips, unless one of us has a child and brings new life into this world. It's a new life!" Happy Halloween! If you thought we would sit out an opportunity to review some decade old spooky scaries, you wrong! Listen as we talk demons, witches, modern male fashion, badass children, babysitters, furniture and more! All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!  

"She graduated with honors from the Amanda Seyfried school of eye distance" Sam Rockwell alert! We attack the 2011 genre mashup that time forgot. This is a movie that happened, we can assure you. We talk all about tackling dudes off horses, gruff Harrison Ford, Adam Beach being the man, Sam Rockwell crushing it, getting out of the prostitution game, bullshit resurrections, that shitty kid from The Last Airbender, Daniel Craig's attractiveness, who is the most legit cowboy?, alien B-team blowing it, Hollywood eye distance, futuristic makeup and more! All that plus Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!

"It's not like it's fucking Candyman where you say 'Voldemort' three times into a mirror and he's gonna show up and ruin your sleepover" It's the end of the line for the students of Hogwarts! We break down the final installment in the Harry Potter film series and get ALLLLL INTO IT! We talk about Dragon abuse, Goblin deals, bullshit resurrections, pointing sticks at each other, hiding horcruxes properly, STAKES!, the comedic stylings of Voldemort, Neville's in-universe glow up, Neville's real life glow up, decent acting, Dumbledore being a dick, complicated bank access, silly names, Stone Soldiers, Hagrid the hostage, speaking slowly to emphasize the evil, secret brothers and much more! All that plus IMDB Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!

"I enjoyed the stakes, and I can't stress enough how much the cars murdering themselves in this really spoke to me". Disney/Pixar chose to do a Cars sequel before tons of other deserving movies in their catalogue, but MONEY...TALKS. Listen as we discuss the film and Bow's love of honey mustard "cheese" roll-ups, the rise of charcuterie, Spider-car, spy passwords, Fast & Furious comparisons, the beauty of the Italian race course, Larry the Cable Guy being shit, Formula 1 racing, what happens when cars die, how the cars procreate, lazy car puns, a literal bomb ass plan, redneck tow trucks, the lack of Bonnie Hunt car and vicious car murders. All that plus Parents Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!

"I had no idea that was a Good-bot, and not a Dick-bot, because they weren't wearing jerseys" Recharge your energon and get fired up because it's a giant robot fighting movie that is an assault on your sense. Listen as we break down the amazing cast (and what they are doing there), Tyrese the liar, the future of the Transformers franchise, Shia The Beef, alternate takes on the moon landing, machine murder, the need for these things to be wearing jerseys, Ken Jeong, lazy Decepticons, Machine Gun Kelly, Robot branding, Patrick Dempsey and the point of going to the moon. All that plus Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!

"Yes or no: Is Steve Rogers a virgin?" It's been a decade since the last solo MCU film before the Avengers, and the Star-Spangled Man With A Plan jumped into our lives, shield first. Listen as we break down the dogfight for Best Supporting Character, 40s fashion, accidental cyanide, Hugo Weaving's lack of romantic comedy roles and his prominent cheekbones, when (and IF) Steve Rogers lost his virginity, Peggy Carter's punching ability, how the "Show Pony" era of Captain America was important, Red Skull's rat tail, Steve fighting people who talk in movie theatres and little Steve Rogers. All that plus Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards.  

"I cannot fully express my disappointment with almost every decision that was made" The road is Green Lantern is OVER! Revisiting fanboy heartbreak is the only way to celebrate 200 episodes of the decade-late movie show. Join us as we discuss EVERYTHING about Green Lantern, the emotional spectrum, Sinestro's backstory, popcorn seasoning, Hal Jordan's cowardice, what creeps do (sniff hair), conceiving a child at 10 years old, Hal Jordan's terrible disguise, the history of the Green Lantern movie's development, the Jack Black Green Lantern script, the casting, comparisons to Daredevil (2003), Ryan Reynolds live-tweeting the movie and Bradley Cooper's audition. All that plus Parents Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! Honestly, sincerely, thank you all for listening and supporting the show for however long you have been doing it. Didn't think we'd ever get to 200 episodes, but it means a lot. - Bow

"This thing has a spaceship made out of alternating, shapeshifting cubes. I don't think he needs to worry about Crest". Filmmaking kids run afoul of a super sensitive alien in J.J. Abrams "Spielbergian" coming of age monster flick "Super 8". Join us as we discuss the relationship between Abrams and Spielberg, J.J. Abrams' filmography, the Mission Impossible series, kid actions, bad acting and good acting, big families, "mint" slang, bossy friends, childhood passions, Charles in Charge, alien dental hygiene, Kyle Chandler's handsomeness and surviving a train derailment. All that plus Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!

"All these people who had their preexisting hatreds now just do it in a post-apocalyptic world, and they hate each other even more because they have powers" The mutants are back, but not back to the future as it's the swinging 60s and we are jump-starting the convoluted timeline in cinema history. Join us as we talk about the X-Men brand (and the damage done to this point), Irish Magneto, Mystique's big main event push, Nicholas Hoult's glow up, X-Men Days of Future Past being the best, creepy Xavier, the X-Franchise, mutant powers we would want, Wolverine's awesomeness, January Jones being terrible, Kevin Bacon, the worst X-Men team you could have put together, Nazis being the worst and the "Free Willy Pact". All that plus Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!

"The lack of chunk nets handicapped this movie to a degree from which it could never recover from" Aliens have come to Earth to fuck around, and Aaron Eckhart is having absolutely none of it. Listen as we talk about about what we play for, Pert Plus, Aaron Eckhart's career, Saving Private Ryan, highly rated Madea episodes, military rankings, character nicknames, what the Coast Guard does, sacrificing yourself, Alien physiology, utilizing Jeff's military expertise, CHUNK NETS, Barry Pepper's sniping ability, frosty pints, and passing on 3D conversion. All that plus Fun Facts, Parent's Guide Challenger and Tenzie awards!

"Here's the thing, I realized halfway through that, that I was REALLY taking a strip off the guy, but I was committed, I couldn't turn around and go back to Winnipeg, I had to keep going" The wolfpack is back, and everyone came out in droves to see them. the sequel to the smash hit that made A-list stars out of most of it's cast, we dive into the seedy underbelly of Bangkok to see how another kick at the can turns out. Listen as we discuss CROSSFIRE!, ladyboys, upping the crassness, comedy sequels, drug dealing monkey's, tiny dicks, man crushes, Alan being the best, Alan being the worst, Phil being a handler, botched cameos and the best locations for Hangover movies. All that plus Fun Facts, Parents Guide Challenge and Tenzie awards!

"I came out of the movie being so pro mer-MAIDS, but not that mer-MAID. The main one kinda sucks" Aye mateys! Avast yer ears, we be talkin' Pirates 'round these parts, savvy? After the wet fart ending of the Pirates trilogy, they got (most of) the band back together for a tale of fountains of youth, mermaids and swashbuckling. Listen as we talk about that, Depp as Jack Sparrow, Penelope Cruz exposition, Pirate job interviews, mermaid names, Amanda Seyfried 2, ship controlling voodoo, zombies or mermaids, silly physics, Barbossa (the grungy dandy) and his skin, Pirates 1 being the ultimate summer movie, Pirates power rankings, Ian McShane's Blackbeard and Pirate Dave Navarro winning Best Supporting Character after one line. All that plus Parent's Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!

"Much Dance '97 was a go-to, fuckin' JAM factory" We've never seen this thing, but apparently these movies were a slightly big deal with the kids. It's on the list, so we have to watch and review. Listen as we talk about "Take Part" taking over, dealing with siblings, old school internet, Grade 7 memories, Ma$e song titles, Dua Lipa, roller skating, red "soda" cups, The Foot, battles of the bands, Rachael Harris, best summer drinks, firing someone in your band in the middle of a concert, watching the movie Cats, morning gin, overuse of "bomb ass plan", whether or not Rodrick rules and magic shows. All that plus Fun Facts, Parents Guide challenge and Tenzie Awards!

"Do you think any of this happens if Thor is unattractive? What if Thor was a 4/10?" A year before the Avengers assembled, the MCU's third hero stepped up and sliced...like a hammer! Listen as we talk about reserved seating, Asgard fashion, Heimdall's job as a security guard, Loki's awkward overt heel turn, Thor being a huge asshole, how to avoid being tied down or suffocated to death, MCU debuts, the motivation of the Frost Giants, Thor and Jane's chemistry, open mouth kissing, Stan Lee as Odin, as alternate casting. All that plus Parents Guide Challenge, Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!

"Her husband was a good cop, and not she's with this piece of shit? She's got a little brain damage herself" Rev it up, it's time to revisit the GAME CHANGING installment in the Fast saga, it's Fast Five. Listen as we break down The Rock's intro to the series, the Fast fight contracts, Vin Diesel's career trajectory, decoy assassins, the complicated Fast timeline, Han being the absolute best, Tyrese being a liar who is bad at his job, The Rock's accent, The Rock's painted on shirt, childhood TV shows, Ludacris being a hacker now, the franchises shifting priorities and whether or not The Rock had a goatee. All that plus Fun Facts, Tenzie awards and a trip to the IMDB Parent's Guide. (NEXT EPISODE: Thor)

"I don't what you to feel that even though we disagree about a lot of things with this movie, that we disagree when it comes to the dick hanging off of this thing's face" A podcast divided! One of us loved Rango, one of us hated it. It's a fun civil war episode of the show. Listen as we discuss who this movie is for? The gross character design, the smartest and best hawk in the world, terrariums, pipe cleaner, gopher cleavage, Antz vs. A Bugs Life, Beetlejuice, venus fly traps, Ned Beatty's devious villains and Stephen Roots boydom. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Fast Five)

"I am so disappointed in everyone who saw this in theatres". Spoilers people: This is the worst movie so far this year (and that's saying something!). We slog through this gross and sad "comedy" and try to decipher a bunch of stuff, namely who is this movie for? Why do the main characters dress like 5 year old children? Is it plastascene or plasterscene? What does "equal opportunity penises" mean? What is Alyssa Milano doing here? More questions to be asked, and Fun Facts, Tenzie awards! (AND a very special story from a listener about meeting Barry Pepper) (NEXT EPISODE: Rango)

"We haven't even talked about how this whole fucking thing is due to a new strain of corn!" Honestly, we talked a lot about Liam Neeson in this episode, from what the ideal Neeson gimmick is to...well... his famous junk. We also talk about Corn recipes, childhood fears of being snatched, Bow's childhood dream of being a botanist being crushed, the TV show Alias, spies with no charisma, lack of payphones in modern times, memorizing phone numbers, sister cities, the powerful corn lobby, children at adult galas, sexy memories and why people can't keep secrets. All that plus Fun Facts, Parents Guide Test and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Hall Pass)

"Just because you're so stupid doesn't mean you aren't also mean. Mean by default" We back and we in Sandland! We talk all about the Sandler/Aniston rom-com that for some reason features Nicole Kidman and Dave Matthews. Listen as we break down Sandler's career, Minka Kelly, Flashback Sandler, terrible liars and the lies they tell, proper shit-talking techniques (look outside the door!), mean-spirited dance contests, drowning distractions, Team Sandler, the coconut contest, and old people OWNING dance floors at weddings. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Unknown)

"This is the cinematic equivalent of dry humping. It needed to be AT LEAST 20% more ridiculous" A movie that neither of us had seen or heard of before, that was thankfully on Netflix, prime and ready for a sleepover. Listen as we discuss lame fedoras, the severe lack of lurking, Saved By The Bell the College years, magical box cutters, squinting vs. smoldering, house party bands, naming kittens, cowardly direction, Hallmark Christmas movies, John Cena, the "Soft-Ridiculous" movie genre, bed littering,  Billy Zane' scumbaggery and an IMDB Parents Guide addition.. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Just Go With It)

"That's what I'm saying, don't claw a bald patch in my head or whatever, if you're going to possess me, do some fucking damage. Text an ex-girlfriend. Send a dick pic to someone. Tweet something really bad. Lose my keys." Listen as we talk about atheism (briefly), barbecue chicken sandwiches (for much longer), McCain Deep N' Delicious cakes, Jordie Benn scoring goals, cinema genre cousins, doubters vs. skeptics, the average age of nuns theses days, Chilliwack convents, undertakers and morticians, Demon signs, who this movie is for, polite demons, Anthony Hopkins having his working boots on, Father Superior's bosses, and how to REALLY ruin our lives if you are a demon possessing us. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!

"It had it's moments, and stuff, and I guess I probably enjoyed those moments just as much as you did, but I just feel a lot more betrayed by what this movie was not". Join us as we get together and talk about period mix tapes, catching feelings, Lake Bell being an absolute delight, supporting characters stealing the movie, Edge and Lita's live sex celebration, ground rules for nude scenes, Ashton Kutcher's facial structure and specimen status, Armie Hammer, Drew Barrymore impressions and getting boxed out of a threesome. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Rite)

"Put a little Pepper on it!" The first superhero movie of the year, is great in a lot of ways, but bad in the biggest way in that it's main hero Britt Reid/The Green Hornet suuuuuucks. Join us as we discuss Jay Chou, mixing up Green Hornet and Green Lantern, James Franco's awesome cameo, Kato-vision, Bruce Lee, sexual harassment, adult diapers,, shades of green, how Barry Pepper could have fixed the movie, double guns, unique movie weapons, making out in cars, movies with similar premises and 3D conversion. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: No Strings Attached)

"This is exactly how an Americanized version of 'Love, Actually' would go. It's total shit" We are back to finish what we started. The lone leftover episode required for us to complete the entire set of 2010 Box Office number 1's is here, and it's garbage. Listen as we talk the immense star power, gay representation in sports, Julia Roberts' per word salary, the Taylors being useless, character names, Pretty Woman, Love Actually, filthy cheaters, treadmills, Topher Grace as Spider-Man, seeing teachers outside of school and much much more! All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!    

"I think my first instinct would be to let my freak flag fly" We're back in 2011, and first up we've got ourselves a Western! The academy award nominated mumbling of Jeff Bridges guides us through Arkansas (pretty sure) as a manhunt is on for pre-Thanos Josh Brolin. Listen as we talk old vs new True Grit, the new theme song, southern accents, Magic School Bus, Domhnall Gleeson, Animal Man, Bear doctors, Coen Brothers movies, old west meth labs and the origins of the legend of Barry Pepper, official boy of the show. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Green Hornet)

Hey gang! Before we start launching into the number one films from the year 2011, we're taking a look back and the best (and worst) of 2010 and giving out The Super Tenzies! How many worsts will Bella Swan take home? Can "The Other Guys" shock the world and win Best Movie of the year? Is there anyone that has a chance of defeating Wu Ping from "The Karate Kid" and his amazing mo-hawk hair. Does "Sonofabitch Bear" from "Toy Story 3" have worst character on lock? Who is the ultimate Decade of Achievement winner? All those questions would be answered as we close the book, literally, on 2010 at the movies.  (NEXT EPISODE: True Grit)

"It's as if this film did not care about the arcs of it's characters" THE. LAST.EPISODE.OF.2010. IS. HERE! We close out the year with the third entry in a trilogy we still can't believe is a trilogy, Little Fockers. Listen as we discuss Fockers lore, kids names, Owen Wilson, changing course, Frat Pack movies, nobody wanting to be in this movie, high actor salaries, Bobby Milk, bad dads and the long awaited, much hyped, Otter story! All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards (which features the biggest last minute heist of "Decade of Achievement" the show will ever see!) Happy New Year! We'll see you in 2011!

"Robots are always going to recognize us as a problem. We have to stop trusting them". Digitize yourself and try not get derezzed as we go inside the virtual world of the second Tron movie (and the second one to be a "cult classic). We discuss the long awaited sequel in all of it's cyber-glory. Listen as we dissect Tron lore, early CGI de-aging technology, visual upgrades, bob haircuts, Garrett Hedlund's career, AI running amok, beatniks, the Saved By The Bell reboot, expensive light suits, visual effects, sequels, the glory of Vancouver, Michael Sheen having the time of his life and DAFT PUNK! All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Little Fockers)

"Okay. Got it. I have a concussion from you hitting me over the head so hard with it". We go back to the magical land of Narnia for the last time. Like those kids. All of whom were shitty. Listen as we discuss Mad Martigan's armour from Willow, magic non-death potion, greed, unearned brotherhoods, dragons, killer mice with death-wishes, Caspian's (apparently majestic) beard and of course, whether or not their adult selves in Narnia ever got down. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Tron Legacy)

"If they don't show me, I'm going to make assumptions. And my assumption in this case is that they are drinking their own pee in that tower" It's a wonderful Disney animated musical, and it puts us in JUST the right mood to start our last run of 2010 episodes. Listen as we discuss Mandy Moore, men with pointy teeth, hair care tips, the cinema classic "Nell", smoldering, subtle artwork, interchangeable henchmen, following your dreams, Austria's climate, the massive slew of upcoming Disney content and the biggest battle for Best Supporting Character there ever was! All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Chronicles of Narnia: Voyage of the Dawn Tredder)

"I was so uncomfortable with this scene, I convinced myself they were CGI. And that's the last I want to talk about it" The road to POTTAH is OVAH! We break down the first part of the two part finale, and one of us is hopelessly confused. Listen as we discuss recumbent bicycles, high school square dancing, awkward teenage romance, protecting spoilers, Neville's glow up, what Viktor Krum is, poor live action Belle casting, the Dementors being "a bit shit", and retread the same arguments we have every time we watch a Harry Potter movie together. All that plus FUN FACTS and TENZIE awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Tangled)

"I'm aware the clock is ticking, I'm choosing to use my time to sing the Space Jam song" "Underrated as fuck, overshadowed by Gru" should be how this movie is described from hence forth. Listen as we break it down and discuss Will Ferrell, Madagascar films, the bullshit going on at the North Pole in Elf, needless casting of famous voices in animated films, comic book movies, superheros, David Cross, the rules of dodgeball, gadgets, incels, green lantern names, capes and hard to say superhero/villain names. All that plus FUN FACTS and TENZIE awards. (NEXT EPISODE: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Part One)  

"There is a lot of balls, a good amount of ass, lots of poop, puke..........cock..." It's a cavalcade of gross out stunts and a parade of diminishing returns as we revisit the third installment of the Jackass film series. Listen as we talk about... pretty much anything else. Things like, kittens, Thunder from Down Under, football, Jackass stunt categories, Are You Afraid of the Dark episodes, stunts from the first Jackass movie, Steve-O's sobriety, poop, explosive diarrhea, penises, sweat, honestly just the grossest shit. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Megamind)

"Again, way too much time and money spent on the Winklevoss twins!" Hey friends! It's been 10 years since the movie about the thing Eduardo Saverin (and some other guy) started 17 years ago that changed...everything. Forever. Listen in as we discuss social networks, what animals eat, twins, geniuses, college clubs, passive aggressive friends, Justin Timberlake's punchable face, forced cannibalism, Spider-Man's hair, and how much time Bow spent on farms. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Jackass 3D)

"Sir!....Sir!" Happy Halloween everyone! Part 2 in our special Halloween Horror Double Feature is here, and it's...actually pretty disappointing. Listen as we revisit the demon infested houses of some suburban folks of varying intelligence with Paranormal Activity 2. We break down ouija boards, cupboards, housekeepers who do WAY more than they get paid for, gaslighting, horror movie moments, pool cleaning robots, attacking dogs, selling out your family, google having ALL the answers and the things that gives us the creeps. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Social Network)

"Oh wow, that's fucked. Don't look" It's Halloweekend on #ATM10 and we are bringing you Part 1 of our 2 part "J9 is uncomfortable" horror movie double feature. BUT also along for the ride is friend of the show Stephanie Pagani (@pagnificent). Listen as we talk love triangles, torture devices, 3D movies, the Saw franchise, gore vs. scares, crazy wives, cheating girlfriends, racists, Linkin Park, sudden nudity, lying liars and the lies they tell, innocent bystanders and more! All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Paranormal Activity 2)

"It's the kinda thing you could ONLY get away with if you are that old, and that financially successful". 23 years after Michael Douglas slicked his hair back and won an Oscar, Gordon Gekko returns and brings The Beef along for the ride. Listen as we talk about Demolition Man, Taco Bell menu items, plagiarism, Peanut Butter Falcon, bird whistles, rooftop parties with your enemies, acting with a wig, the 1987 original, brotorcycle races, Josh Brolin's career, folk music, financial collapses and off center party hats. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Social Network)

"YES! THE ROAD SODA!" Joined by a very special guest this week, and she teaches this film in school, so she is definitely an expert here. You can find her @aynsleyann on the socials. Join us as we break down Boston accents, community gardens, capable FBI agents, horribly named children, Boston's Diet Washington Monument, heist fashion, Affleck's chin dimple, using funny voices during a heist, laudromats, celebrity wedding officiants, bad dad casting and of course, what would be the best flavour of road soda? All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps)

"I couldn't remember which one this was.... this is a bad one" - Jeff Guy Zombies, clones and lots and lots of Jones'! jBow and J9 stumble into the Resident Evil film universe and have very little idea what is going on. Eventually it gets pieced together, but not without a bunch of confusion. Listen as we break down unbreakable sunglasses, zombie dogs, makeup tips in the apocalypse, Vancouver name drops, giant axemen, how to gain people's trust, selective amnesia, downer endings and Canadian pre teen horror shows. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Town)

"Just because he looks stupid and is a bad actor, it doesn't mean his character didn't perform when the situation called for it" Apparently this movie came out, in theatres, made money and definitely exists. We still have our doubts. Listen as jBow and J9 are joined by special guest host Mike Paris (@thatmikeparis). Listen as we guess the plot using only the poster for reference, give someone the nickname Onyx, break down Hayden Christiensen's stupid hat, Chris Brown being a shit person, Matt Dillon's acting, heist teams, Oxymilk, Neon Lady, Daisy Chain and other fictional drugs. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzies! (NEXT EPISODE: Resident Evil: Afterlife)

"I think that's the last act I'd be performing on a prostitute. You can't do that safely if you are doing it well. Am I right, ladies?" We feel like we are now 2/12 people in the world who has seen this movie, and we meander greatly while talking about it. Listen as we discuss burping a grown man, this movie existing, how long it takes to build a gun, the proper phrase for a man's tramp stamp, butterflies, when not to use the "Lords Kiss" and the worst assassination attempt ever. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards (NEXT EPISODE: Takers)

"They keep making fun of Yang, because he's short, calling him 'halfman' and all that. He's 5'6. Stallone is 5'7!" It's the biggest action movie team up ever (feat. Randy Couture) and we are psyched to talk about it. Listen as we discuss Statham's relationship drama, how many 9 year olds you could beat in a fight at once, knife guy being the best in a crew, Dolph Lundgren's genius, Stallone's skin, proper combat hats, Terry Crews' shotgun, Steve Austin's domestic abuse history, PG-13 rating being bullshit and Snipes' dominant run in the 90s. All that plus FUN FACTS and TENZIE awards   (NEXT EPISODE: The American)

"What purpose does that serve in the movie? None, but it's fucking hilarious" Listen as we bask in the glory of this infinitely quotable comedy hit parade, one of the best of Will Ferrell's ENTIRE CAREER. Listen as we break down Mark Wahlberg's comedy skills, Ferrell in a musical, Jersey Boys vs. Mamma Mia, layered comedy, lions vs tuna, everyone getting a moment, rare names, body shaving free hot dogs without soda and the proper casual dress code in the Batcave. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzies. (NEXT EPISODE: The Expendables)

"Her not caring is one thing, but here she is, actively saying shit to hurt her son. 'Being silent is too good for him. I'm gonna open my mouth and shatter this kid's world'". Friend and info-graphic master Stephanie Pagani specifically requested to guest on this episode, and we are happy to have her back. Listen in as we break down Gru's heritage, fluffy unicorns, scooching, shrink ray mechanics, horrible mothers, boxes of shame, insect interactions and much more. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Other Guys)

"Wyatt, I'm going to put what just happened behind us, and be a mature adult here, and thank you for being a part of this." THE ROAD TO INCEPTION IS OVAH! Couldn't be more excited to revisit this amazing, incredible film 10 years after the fact. And an episode this special deserves a special guest. "Trust The Process" co-host and longtime creative partner of jBow Wyatt Arndt joins the show to discuss what may be his favourite film. Listen as the trio discusses jBow's "Wyatt voice", relationship inception, J9's favourite movies, Ariadne's scarves, circular mazes, the theatrical movie-going experience, Tenet connections, Tom Berenger's under-developed role and the 1 person who cares, Eames vs. Arthur: Who worked harder?, zero-g triangle chokes, Eames' little white toque, Japanese 7 layer dip and THEORIES THEORIES THEORIES! (NEXT EPISODE: Despicable Me)

"They are so flippant about the amount of jorts they go through" Ugh! We back after a few awesome movies (and before a few more) to slog through this supernatural love triangle over a black hole of personality. Listen as we break down differences from the books, stalking, courting, love triangles, Robert Pattinson as Batman, indie film careers, unhealthy fictional relationships, porn parodies, oblivious lawmen, awesome flashbacks, "Roidpire", jorts, werewolf rules and false red herrings. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Inception)

"There are no bad toys. Only bad kids" This entire franchise is unreal, and we couldn't be happier to revisit the BEST one of these movies 10 years after the fact. Listen as we get into our fears of continuing this franchise, grown up themes, accepting death, our favourite toys, childhood imagination, crying, jail breaks, loyal toys, "Don't Care" Bears, co-mingling toys and repeated, REPEATED terrible Randy Newman impressions. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse)

"Okay but also can we remember they guy is shit-faced? That's maybe not the best time to be roped to some sticks fighting by twinkle light out back" Honestly it should be the "Kung Fu Kid", but you can't fight that sweet sweet nostalgia draw. Li'l nepatiz was in full effect for this remake of an iconic 80s jam starring Will Smith's kid and Jacking F'n Chan. Listen as we break down Jackie Chan's appeal, getting the wind knocked out of you, the movie soundtrack, seeing your birthday in movies, child romance, uncomfortable dance numbers, music prodigies, bench fencing, bad burned CD covers, bullies, drunk mentors, the sanctity of a pinky swear, sweet mohawks, bitter adults and the greatest replay operator in history! All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzies! (NEXT EPISODE: Toy Story 3)

"Was the facesitting at all mentioned in the PG warning before the movie?" We are shocked, SHOCKED, that Dreamworks animation (or animated movies, or movies in general) would dare attempt to follow-up the cinematic MASTERPIECE that was Shrek The Third, but here we find ourselves revisiting the 4th Shrek movie. Listen as we talk children's tv shows, chimichangas, angry wigs, silent assassins, animated movies, entitled parents and facing the fact that the life you once knew and loved is over. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Karate Kid)

"On the Mt. Rushmore of comic book movie casting, he might be Lincoln". Summer movie season 2010 is here! And what better way to kick it off than by revisiting the earliest stages of the MCU (Chapter 3 of 22). Listen in as jBow and J9 discuss waiting in line for midnight screenings, best comic book movie casting, Black Widow's hair, what it's apparently like trying to make a film for Marvel, Jon Favreau, MCU's impact on film history, Sam Rockwell being the greatest, Rhodey's recasting, Mickey Rourke's comeback, nerd culture and much more! All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Shrek Forever After)

"I'm just gonna put it out there right now....I wasn't scared" 10 years later, and we never realized all these things are called "A" Nightmare on Elm Street. Huh. How about that? Oh, yeah then the movie happened. Listen as we talk about our preferred horror movies, jokester killers, terrible parents, childhood "stranger danger" assembly, J9 coming up with the premise of this film, vigilante justice, meeting as little kids, bad liars, four claw gardening gloves, fake movie search engines, diddlers, dreams and LOTS OF MEANDERING. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards. (NEXT EPISODE: Iron Man 2)

"In what way is jumping between rooftops going to factor in to your style of crime-fighting?" It's been a decade since a murderous little vigilante slashed and swore her way into our hearts, and not since has a movie so significantly been stolen from it's title character. The results be great! Listen as we talk about superhero costumes, Nic Cage's career, Nic Cage's accent, Nic Cage's mustache, real life superhero training, Myspace, dueling Quicksilvers, BOMB ASS PLANS, Mark Strong, and hearing your name in movies. All that plus "Fun Facts" and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: "A Nightmare on Elm Street")

"It's called Clash of the Titans. The titans are already dead. There are no titans. Strike one". THE KRAKEN was released 10 years ago, and it came at a time where everybody was gaga for converting their movies to 3D and getting some of them sweet sweet Avatar dollars. Some things worked, some things didn't. Listen as we break down outstanding supporting characters, tragic Greek backstories, shiny (unnecessary) armor, TYLER, ancient history, laughing in the face of certain death, Pegasus gallops, amazing death smirks, giant scorpions and Krakenomics. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE - Kick Ass)

"It's business in the front, and a party in the back...but not a party you wanna go to" Oh boy, been waiting for this one. 10 years and 3 movies later, one of the most underrated animated movies of all time (and a trilogy with no weak entries) made its debut. Toy Story 3 may have conquered in the end, but this movie was something special. Listen as we discuss STAKES!, bad Scottish accents, inventions, Scottish viking names, battle strategies, learning to smile, bad dads and the return of bomb-ass plans. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzies awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Clash of the Titans)

"It's a trick-fuck, is what this movie is!" Happy Frabjus day! (whatever that is). What better way to celebrate than by revisiting the MASSIVELY successful launch of Disney's Live-Action "License to Print Money" adaptation series. Successful in the sense that it made boatloads of money, not as a measure of quality. Listen as we discuss Johnny Depp/Tim Burton's partnership, made up words, made up names, Hathaway's horsefly infested piss-castle, the last time we were befuddled, good guys cheating in battles, the Little Women remake, Narnia kids going through adulthood and why the "Stuffington Shuffle" is an infinitely better dance than the "Futterwagon". All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzies! (NEXT EPISODE: How To Train Your Dragon)

"My first thought was 'wow, you have a tiny dick. You should pick a new metaphor'" Duly appointed movie reviewers check out a few duly appointed Federal Mahshalls in a creepy, underrated Scorsese gem from 2010. We break down Leo's career, aversion to horror movies, WWII flashbacks, Serious actors going funny, good 2010 thrillers and rename a Tenzie award to be a bit nicer to people. All that plus Fun Facts and those Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Alice in Wonderland)

"You and me and Sandy B makes three". A left behind gem from 2009, there was no way we would leave Sandra Bullock's Oscar winning performance go unappreciated. Listen as we break down asking the wrong questions, THANKS-giving, geographical doodling, oompa loompa running backs and balloons! All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!      

Time for something new! We've been doing the show for 5 years and for the first time we are recapping our favourites and least favourite movies, characters, lines, scenes and more from the review crop of 2009. We also look ahead to the coming year and get psyched (or the opposite) for the movies of 2010.  Thank you all for the continued support of the show. Looking forward to revisiting 2010 with you in 2020!

Avengers Endgame is better. We're back to break down what WAS the biggest movie of all time for 10 years: Avatar. Listen as we break down the troubling physiology, the incredible visual effects and mostly the direct comparisons to every other movie with the exact-ish same plot. All that plus Fun Facts, Tenzie Awards and more! (NEXT EPISODE: 2009 in Review)

“Pricking of fingers and drops of blood are not acceptable currency, and it makes me suspicious”. It's a southern good time as we break down a seemingly forgotten animated Disney film of a by-gone style. We talk snow treks, beignets, smooth jazz, swamp creatures and voodoo villains. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!

"I feel like I'm at a little kid's birthday party, where you get to play on all the things and go in the ball pit and eat the cake and enjoy Chuck E Cheese when he comes out to sing... and I just can't wait for your sugar high to crash and you to go to sleep". It's been 10 years since we were 3 years away from the end of the world, and the MUTHA of all disaster movies brought out the best in us and the worst in us. Bow has been waiting for this all year, as he LOVES this movie. J9 hated it. A debate rages on as they break down disaster scenarios, inspirational speeches, airplane getaways, kids who piss themselves, awful cruise ship musicians and whether or not CARL ANHEUSER is the greatest character in cinema history. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie awards.

"...and then she smiles, or maybe she doesn't... because she can't" Oh boy! A teen love triangle involving werewolves, vampires and a living statue should have been a home run, right?! How did it go so wrong aside from "easily" and "definitively"? Listen as we discuss the lack of shirts, the lack of emotions, the lack of Anna Kendrick, the lack of answers and the lack of chemistry. All that plus FUN FACTS and Tenzie awards!

"It has nothing to do with the idea, it's 100% the execution". It's a pleasure to revisit this absolute cinematic delight, and we could not be happier (even though we get sidetracked by a tiny screwdriver).  Listen as we break down Clone High, Phil Lord & Chris Miller's comedic genius, Bill Hader and Will Forte also being comedic genuises, how they discard their food, vegetarian and vegan alternative, ordering at food places, AND TONS AND TONS OF FOOD OPINIONS. Also, Bowman has a hiccup attack for half of the show and attempts to power through it.  He fails. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!

"If you watch all 3 Pitch Perfects I'll watch Predator" That right there is the easiest deal in the world. It's been 10 years since Prawns invaded our cinema, and Wickus Vandewrewasrhar didn't follow proper protocols and it ruined EVERYTHING. A best picture nominee that features a giant ass-kicking mech suit, it was a joy to revisit Wickus, Christopher Johnson and the rest of the gang. Listen as we talk aliens, shitting your pants at a surprise party, racial politics, interspecies prostitution, badass weaponry, cat food, seafood and much more. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards!

This. This is why you don't get cute with your movie titles. Although Bow could have clearly looked at the release year, a very rare happenstance has befallen the show and Bow and J9 watched two different movies. The episode that follows is the mishy-est of mishmashes as Bow tries to recount a movie he has not seen in 10 years and basks in the joy of Final Destination 5 anyway. The shoe is on the other foot as he's got questions and she's got the answers. Please enjoy a fun, disjointed romp through death by destiny.

"86 minutes of high-riddled anxiety" Happy Halloween! Found footage horror movies were a big deal at one point, and then they weren't, and then this movie came out 10 years ago and restarted the whole damn thing. One of the most profitable movies of all time, that launched a game-changing production company and creeped the hell out pretty much everyone who saw it. Listen as we break down the supernatural, Ouija board protocol, bad bedroom furniture setup, couple fights, what scares us and at what point during a situation like this "WE OUT!" All that plus fun facts and Tenzie awards!  

"Wait until they get graspable distance from you, then boom! Easy". Before they double-tapped, there was the first shot and it was awesome. It's been 10 years since Harrelson, Eisenberg, Stone and Breslin went zombie killing, and why not revisit the original before seeing Zombieland: Double Tap? Listen as we break down zombie rules, questionable judgement, the lack of explosives, Bill Murray and fast vs slow zombies. We also discuss our zombie survival strategies and hand out some Tenzie awards after Fun Facts. (NEXT EPISODE: Paranormal Activity....?)

"I just feel like Hagrid's is the place to be" The Road to Potterville is ovah! Finally the shoe is on the other fit and superfan J9 gets to guide jBow through the world of silly names, confusing spells and filthy mudbloods. Listen as we break down one of the darker Potter films and discuss, cheating without consequences at Quiddich, every moving having a dance, Bow still not being over the dangers of the Tri-Wizard tournament, Neville's glow up, the series evolving with it's fanbase, Snape/Dumbledore spoilers and why Harry kinda sucks a lot. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: District 9)

"The few times I've gone to the female strippers I find myself saying...'they are SO TALENTED'!" The GOLDEN GLOBE BEST PICTURE WINNER (Musical/Comedy) is up this week on the show, and man is this thing an absolute comedy classic. We knew that the moment the credits rolled 10 years ago. Listen as we talk stag/staggette parties, how this is an inspiring film, blackout drinking and the infinite quotes from this movie. All that plus fun facts and Tenzie awards. (NEXT EPISODE: The Proposal)

"She's sitting in that chair, with her eyes closed, and I am dying inside. Then she can't get up that hill..." One of Disney/Pixar's BEST turned 10 years old, and we couldn't wait to break it down. Listen as we get into how great dogs are, how great balloons are and just overall how great this movie is, even if it takes a sledgehammer to your heart in the first 10 min. This episode also features the single greatest "Personal History" story we've featured on the show. Listen for all that and Fun Facts plus Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Hangover)

"Why don't I watch this monthly? Why don't I watch this before going to work in the morning?" Man oh man! It's been 10 years since the rebooted Star Trek franchise set out on it's maiden voyage, and it is JUST as excellent as it was the day it came out. I don't recall how many films over the 5 year course of this show have gotten a perfect 17/17 on the "Stop Loss Scale", but you can add 1 more to it! Listen as we friggin GUSH over this movie, the dialogue, characters, the visual effects, the BOMB ASS PLANS and tough love dished out by the master, Bruce Greenwood. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Up)

"We wanted something closer to the cartoon, not A cartoon" Aww yeah is immediately followed by ohhhh no as we revisit the first (and only) X-Men Origins movies that managed to mess up pretty much every character who shows up on screen. Deadpool, Gambit, Cyclops, Blob, Emma Frost et al do not get the appropriate level of respect here, but at least Hugh Jackman has his working boots on. Listen as we break down mutant powers, dog men, Liev Schreiber's infinite boydom, a wild night in Montreal and whether or not Bow would join "The Wigglypuffs". All that plus Fun Facts, Tenzie awards and many an answered question. (NEXT EPISODE: Star Trek)

"It's bullshit. He killed Han and he blew up there house. He does not get an invite to the fucking barbeque!" Rev up your engines (or your animal noises) because it's a "new model, with original parts" and the re-launch of what has become a global box office phenomenon! Join us as we break down the entire Fast-chise and it's confusing timeline, shifting alliances and future set-pieces. Also discover why anyone who was in "Pleasantville" gets an automatic pass for life. All that plus Tenzie Awards, Fun Facts and more! (NEXT EPISODE: X-Men Origins: Wolverine)

"HALLELUJER!" We back after some travel time and Tyler Perry in drag is waiting for us. Listen as we break down how Madea is essentially an intermission comedy character, the dark fall of a Huxtable, the amazing Pipe Bomb promo at the alter, the unbelievable amount of SOBBING in this film and how like all Tyler Perry films we've covered.... Shit...gets...DARK. All that plus Fun Facts, Tenzies Awards and general good-timery. (NEXT EPISODE: Fast & Furious)

"Zack Snyder is 'The Offspring' of filmmakers" Who watched the Watchmen after a decade? We did! And J9 had tons of questions about it. Listen as we revisit a divisive comic book hit(?) from 2009 and share fun facts, hand out some Tenzie awards and have an overall swell time. (NEXT EPISODE: Madea Goes To Jail)

"If not for Bryan Mills, this movie would be called Took" We back, and we've brought our particular set of podcasting skills to revisit the movie that launched Liam Neeson's second career as an old man action star. We talk about his recent controversy, but also how this movie changed the game. We also share 10 fun facts, hand out some Tenzie awards and discuss the exact RIGHT moment to threaten someone. (NEXT EPISODE: Watchmen)

Money. This movie made an insane amount of it, and to date nobody knows why. Scholars theorize that.... Forget all that, we back and we going to the mall. Kevin James stars in the safest movie Chris Farley was never able to film and the results are as expected. Join us as we talk money, food courts, fun facts and give out awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Taken)

It's CLINT EASTWOOD at his curmudgeonly finest in a performance as hilarious as it is offensive. But he's old, and he saw some stuff in Korea, so..... J-9 and j.Bow break down the highs, the lows, the violence and the offensive language in this damn fine example of "Old Man Wish Fulfillment". We also share some Fun Facts and give out Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Paul Blart: Mall Cop)

New year. Same Premise. It's 2019, so we are jumping right into 2009 and we bringing them tissues as we break down the movie that will break you: Marley & Me. We spend a lot of time talking about dogs, and death and all sorts of cheery things. This may be the realest and darkest the show has ever been. Great way to start the year! (Next Episode: Gran Torino)

Oh yeah! One of the best comedies of the year is finally here! Two movies dominated the Summer of 2008. We've already checked in with Batman, but now it's time to review the tale of Speed-man. And a ridiculous method actor, heroin addict gross out comedy star, rap magnate and a whole host of other Hollywood send ups. Infinitely quotable, definitely worthy of repeat viewings even a decade later. Love this movie! All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: High School Musical 3)

Hey friends! We back with a new episode! We break down Wall-E a decade later and discuss robot love and the horrifying decay of society. You know, fun animated movie stuff! All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzies! (NEXT EPISODE: Tropic Thunder)

"Why is Viper?!" The first of two back to back CGI animated films from the Summer of 2008, we break down the surprisingly action packed "KFP" and discuss whether or not Tai Lung was really that bad after all (he was). All that plus Fun Facts and we give out some Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Wall-E)

And here...we...go! IT'S THE MAIN EVENT, BABAY! The highest grossing movie of 2008, the crown jewel of 2008 cinema and the most anticipated episode in a long time is finally here (and it's SUPER SIZED!) J9 and jBow break down the APEX of Batman films and maybe the only true "Comic Book Film" ever made. They go deep and leave almost not stone unturned as they talk heroes, villains, directing, acting, music and everything, EVERYTHING in between. Was looking forward to this for a long time, so thank you all for listening. Hope you enjoy! (NEXT EPISODE: Kung Fu Panda)

Miranda sucks! Get your Cosmos and your pumps ready, because half of this podcast is taking their first foray into the world of sexy ladies talking about their sexy lives in New York (hint: it's Bow). Listen as we break down the surprisingly long cinematic follow up to one of HBO's biggest shows ever. (NEXT EPISODE: Kung Fu Panda)

(Full Disclosure, there were some audio issues here, so thanks for bearing with us) Oh, boy. This thing. It's been 10 years since Indy came back, and brought with him a greaser son and a whack of alien nonsense.Listen as we discuss George Lucas' influence on the film, Spielberg's impacted legacy, nuking the fridge, crazy ants, fencing on jeeps and SWINGING THROUGH THE DAMN FOREST WITH MONKEY! Indy 5 is creeping towards being a thing, but it's no surprise it's taken so long after this movie. (NEXT EPISODE: Sex & The City)

I suppose we could have released this episode a bit soo-NAH. After a decent first installment where Santa randomly showed up to give kids weapons and a kid sold out his entire family for some gross dessert, we're back in Narnia and shit's different. There are Conquistadors, Willow is a dick, Middletaurs are extinct and plans go awry in spectacular fashion. Join us as we break down this movie, one Trumpkin stare at a time. (NEXT EPISODE: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull)

THE MOVIE THAT LAUNCHED A CINEMATIC UNIVERSE THAT WE LOVE! Oh man, this is one of those movies that makes us really excited to do the show, and revisit landmark films that changed the goddamn game, and this episode gets us right into the thick of it with the Robert Downey Jr. robo-suit tour-de-force; IRON MAN! (NEXT EPISODE: Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian)

The movie that made me realize how badly I wanted to punch Hayden Christiensen in the voice, it's Jumper! Listen as we break down Millie's poor life choices, Sam Jackson regretting taking the film, the movies of Doug Liman and why Griffin is the real protagonist of the film. Easily. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzies! (NEXT EPISODE: Iron Man)

Back from travel hiatus, we're covering the tropical attempt at catching that "How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days" lightning in a bottle, "Fool's Gold". Listen as we feverishly debate who is the worst, who is the best and which line of the sidekick who is main character in his own story we liked best. All that plus Fun Facts, Tenzies and much more! (NEXT EPISODE: Jumper)

We've teased the conversation multiple times, and it's time to finally have it. jBow and J9 break down which CRIMINALLY underrated actors and actresses make their official teams of "BOYS" and "GIRLS". Feel free to get in the conversation on Twitter @themovies10 and let us know who makes your teams. Are our Boys and Girls TOO big? We had a blast having this convo, and hope you enjoy this special mini episode of the show. (NEXT EPISODE: Fool's Gold)

"I'm pretty sure because I watched this by myself I'm on a government watch list now" Let's get something clear: This...is not...A MOVIE. jBow and J9 review this high-pitched concert film and get into spirited debates about how Miley/Hannah gimmick is supposed to work, dads racing in high heels, how far you would go for your kids, growing up rich and famous, Miley's sex-pot breakdown at the VMAs, Billy Ray Cyrus' last grasp at fame, SONG PLAGIARISM and the consequences of dropping Miley Cyrus on stage. (NEXT EPISODE: Fool's Gold)

"Watching this movie is like smelling Sex Panther for 69 minutes" We've done it! The WORST movie of 2008 is done and in the books and we can all move on with our lives. Epic Movie "broke the show" and was the moment where Chris decided he was "kinda done with this", so naturally the fear is there that J9 would pack it in after taking on it's sequel, Meet The Spartans. Listen as we discuss how these filmmakers have figured it out, low expectations, Budget v. Box Office humor being subjective and... you know what? Let's just move on. Fuck this movie...it's not a movie. (NEXT EPISODE: Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana: Best of Both Worlds Concert)

“This is 100% emotional terrorism. She is attacking him with Travis’ handsomeness and it...is...working!” After a couple rough weeks (and a few rough ones to come), we are overjoyed to discuss the heavily hyped, super successful J.J. Abrams found footage monster mash that nobody had any idea about when the teaser first debuted 10.5 years ago. Join jBow and J9 as they break down secretive marketing campaigns, Jordan's obsession with Travis, waking up too pretty and too flirty, dudes having "real talk", Marlena's unexplored subplot, the progression of chaos and monsterhood and THE UNBREAKABLE BETH MACINTYRE!  (NEXT EPISODE: Meet The Spartans)

 aka "Grumpy Old Men 3: We Dyin" Regardless, we're back to take a look at two old men (one rich, one kind) who set off to accomplish some dreams before they die. Still unclear if this movie was before the use of the term "Bucket List" was popularized, or after.

An episode that was rescued from the depths of audio purgatory! Thanks to J9's efforts, we were able to salvage this very nearly lost episode from last year. Cannot believe it's been 10 years since one of the absolute best coming of age comedies of all time. The jokes per minute ratio is off the charts, so we welcome you to listen along as we recount our mutual appreciation for the struggles of underage drinking and underage life. (NEXT EPISODE: The Bucket List)

HAPPY NEW YEAR! It's 2008 in showtime, and we are leaving 2007 in the dust...sorta. We will go back and do some great movies that we missed (when we can), but we are super excited to turn over our calendars and couldn't help ourselves to get started and another year of cinematic adventures. Up first, we do a show-sequel and get ourselves a lovely does of Nic Cage AND Mega-Bastard Ed Harris.

"Not My Monkeys, Not My Circus" It's sequel time again on the show, as we delve into the 20th Century Fox Cinematic Universe to see what's up with the Fantastic 2 and those other 2.

Bonjour! Bonjour! For the first time since Cars, we are revisiting a Disney/Pixar film and it was a stone cold stunner from 2007. Listen as we discuss The Food Network, depressing movies and why we won't watch them, Bow being a "basic bitch" in the kitchen, his hatred of the food movie genre, not wearing hair nets, the UNEARNED love story, helpful ghosts, American rats in Paris, evolving taste buds and Bradley Cooper playing a bad boy chef (on the edge!). All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards!

Happy Birthday to J9! She's a HUGE Potter fan so we messed with the timeline and brought this one up to the front of the line. Listen as we discuss elbow pits, Good Vs. Evil, credible peril, who was the BEST choice for live-action Belle, Lucious Malfoy's amazing hair, assisted suicides for House Elfs, confusing deaths, Wand choreography and...well... pretty much everything Potter. J9 is a big fan, and jBow is just a dumb muggle. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (Next Episode: Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer)

Slice like a hammer! We're back to take a look at this wonderfully fun bookend on the Ocean's trilogy, after a Part 2 that sucked and sucked hard. Listen as we discuss Mexican revolutions, the differences between Streets and Boulevards, The entire plan hinging on a concierge's break time, Brad Pitt's constant snacking and Al Pacino not knowing how a hammer works. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

That song. THAT SONG!! IT'S SO GOOD!!! Unfortunately, the movie is a big ol' mess. Join us as we wrap up the swashbuckling trilogy that started phenomenally and ended with a whimper (but ironically BOAT LOADS of cash) (NEXT EPISODE: Ocean's 13)

The "Summer of Part III's" continues as J9 and JBow take a gander at what's going down in Far Far Away. The answer? Diminishing returns. (NEXT EPISODE: Pirates of the Caribbean 3: At Worlds End)

"You know he's bad news when he's got pickled corpses in his basement" Jordan and J9 are back to review one of the most pleasant surprises they've seen (albeit one through her fingers). Listen as they discuss their busy Summers, mosh pits, meeting celebrities, Shia Labouef's career, David Morse being creepy, nobody calling 911, spying on your neighbours, finding porn in the woods, hostile Poolhall takeover using Beastie Boys, Ed Harris being the bad guy in everything and someone surviving a baseball bat to the face. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzies! (NEXT EPISODE: Shrek The Third)

"You cannot have a moody, reflective Spider-Man, thinking about his past misdeeds and all the shit he has done, when not four minutes ago he was dancing around a jazz club and hucking jackets at his ex-girlfriend!" It's a bittersweet swan song for Chris Baxter, as he leaves the cinematic time machine side-car, but not before diving into this piece of Spider-shite that broke our hearts 10 years ago. Listen as we break down their personal history with the movie, super chill hospitals/scientists/newspapermen, difficult plays, Xtreme Mountain Dew Goblin, sexy photocopier ads, Spider-Man soundtrack song karaoke, Tobey Maguire being quip-impaired, laying in giant spiderwebs being risky and dumb, this film being a prequel to "The Fault in Our Stars", Sandman's garbage shirt, Aunt May's deleted story of hooking up with Uncle Ben, Topher Grace being a great alternate universe Peter Parker, comic book casting Mount Rushmore and JK Simmons' J.Jonah Jameson being LOCKED IN, awkward firings, inaccurate flashbacks, making omelettes and doing the twist for some reason, Harry Osbourne's love of pie, unearned team ups and Goblin-cide. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzies! (NEXT EPISODE: Disturbia)

It's a new dawn, it's a new day. And we are North of 100 episodes and hoping to get to 100 more. Chris is on a sojourn, so Bow looked back into history, and found an wonderful co-host on this journey into figure skating silliness. Listen as he and Janine Guy break down their favourite moves of the Thriller dance, their love/hatred of Napoleon Dynamite, Whether or not William Fictner (Boy Captain!) is nice in real life, Favourite credits (but also), If Chris and Bow would make a good pairs figure skating team, being the bad boy of Backgammon, the comedic stylings of Will Ferrell, comedic cinematic universes NEEDING to be a thing, Bow's recent obsession with 8-Bit cover songs, our favourite figure skaters of all time and a bunch of other stuff. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Disturbia)

"My attitude is always at a distance" Listen as the lads discuss the Ninja Turtles phenomenon, Who is the best Ninja Turtle (duh!), using two swords as a giant pair of tweezers, TMNT video game successes and failures, how to be a better leader, Splinter wanting to ditch Leonardo, compound interest, Leonardo having terrible deduction skills, how immortality doesn't by default make you rich and the amazing showdown between Leo and Raph. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Blades of Glory)

"What about the only other guy who knows about it, and y'all just spurned? His vengeance craving gargle sounded pretty hostile". Listen as the lads discuss baby pits, hard upbringings for 7 year olds, proper protocol for kicking someone into a pit, inbred priests and drugged up strippers being needed for war approval, Michael Fassbender STEALING THE WHOLE DAMN SHOW!, abandoning the phalanx for style points, not utilizing your groups Screech properly, the tactical benefit of firing a late arrow, the worst War Elephants money can buy, throwing your sword in battle, carrying blackmail evidence with you at all times and why you should NEVER call out someones name in battle. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzies (NEXT EPISODE: TMNT)

"You're not able to take a shit in a nightclub bathroom, after 11pm, without being able to rock a massive hover" Listen as the lads discuss not having kids until they are able to dunk, William H. Macy (Dub-H) dying in the first scene, eating butter like a hand fruit, John C. McGinley being awesome, overreacting to skinny dipping, the proper procedure for letting a stranger take a shit in your RV's, getting mugged in Seattle for a cell phone by some hoodlums, changing the show format to Peter Fonda motorcycle movies and Old Dogs being a sequel to Wild Hogs. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: 300)  

"I have some new evidence I would like to share with the court. This scary fire-head man said I was innocent" Listen as the lads discuss wanting Sam Elliott to be their Ghost Rider, the incredible subtlety of Barton Blaze's lung cancer, wheelies and unimpressive fire jumps, the Devil's unholy notary, being in love at 17, Ghost Rider's finger pointing gimmick, how not to help someone who may have a broken neck, overstating the popularity of Motorcycle stunt jumpers, shitty element henchmen, subtle Simpson's references, news cameramen also being the drivers, the overused "How's my driving" gag, the Penance Stare being lame and nowhere near as good as the flaming chain of death, Ghost Rider: Attorney At Law and the confusing/infuriating/awesome "one last ride". All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards. (NEXT EPISODE: Wild Hogs)

"It's the Norbit review, but we are also reviewing our favourite Spice Girls" Listen as the lads discuss Ring Pops & old school candy, awful catch phrases, Chris intimidating Jordan, Eddie Murphy being a legit master of disguise (and not being able to trust that any character ISN'T him), the Hollywood Walk of Fame, who should be cut from the film to make it moderately watchable, Eddie Murphy getting his Oscar chances RUINED by this movie, Denzel GETTING ROBBED by Casey Affleck at the Oscars this year and our favourite Spice Girls. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards (NEXT EPISODE: Ghost Rider)

"Who are the messengers? AND WHAT IS THE MESSAGE!?!?" Listen as the lads discuss Chris being a company softball ringer, finding that perfect level of drunk that helps you do anything, the breadcrumb backstory that dragged on throughout the entire movie, how mold stains work, music box music being eternally creepy, inserting a "Ghost-Out" clause in real estate contracts, awkwardly pivoting conversations towards sex, what sunflowers do, trying to sell haunted houses and ghost money being unusable currency. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Norbit)

An episode of this podcast as misguided and poorly executed as the movie in which we are reviewing. Dismayed at the prospect of having to watch the movie ("a poorly strewn together sequence of references"), then discuss the movie, the lads decided to instead combine the two and add a copious amount of alcohol. For the first time ever, we're doing a drunk commentary track for the worst of the worst. Hooray! There are silences, rambling, bitching, defending Lin Manuel Miranda, throwing down for Coney Island Hard Orange Creme Ale, wondering how much Kal Penn got paid for this and discussing they're mutual love for Fall Out Boy. (NEXT EPISODE: The Messengers)

"Did you say a 'wider' audience or a 'whiter' audience?" It's 2007 gang! The start of a new year, and new possibilities for great films to review that get totally tossed aside because the people of 2007 were a bunch of dumb dummies. Listen as the lads start climbing turd mountain with a stomp. They discuss dancing fillibusters, the greatest dance move of all time, Chris Brown being awful, dance hustles, how figure skating is judged, the unspoken rules of Steppin', the Mayor in Footloose being right all along and the similarities to "Fresh Prince of Bel-Air". All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: "Epic Movie")

"What is this bullshit about these old dudes feeling young and knowing karate now?" It's the end end of the year as we know it! 2006 comes to a close with this Ben Stiller SHOT IN VANCOUVER movie. Listen as the lads break down Paul Rudd's awesomeness (and agelessness), boardless hockey rinks, horrible training for work, the museum of unnatural history, Mr. Robot, magical tablets imbuing the power of karate in old men and Lewis and Clark being the absolute worst dumb idiots in history. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzies! And as a special added bonus, we run down the entire list of 2007 Box Office Champions we will be reviewing. (NEXT EPISODE: Stop The Yard)

"Offer's off the table. We need men who have pens, AT THE READY!" Yes, the spelling mistake gets addressed. Kinda. Listen as the lads break down the first epic pairing of Will & Jaden Smith and discuss Kurt Fuller's boy status, Rubik's Cubes, unsafe train doors, not having pens ready, thieving hippies, using bee stings to get out of awkward situations, assholes cutting in line, donating blood and based on a true story being varying degrees of bullshit sometimes. All that plus Fun Facts/Bullshit facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Night at the Museum)

"You can't just stick all your problems in a hole until shit calms down". We are back to review one of my favourite films of 2006, "Die Hard in the jungle". Listen as we talk about nicknames, watching a foreign film without subtitles, the Lord's kiss, how many 9-year-olds you could defeat in a fight, how early we'd die in a zombie apocalypse, running in serpentine patterns, giving space to grieving fathers, well placed middle fingers and the high risk/high reward game of harnessing bees as a weapon. All that plus fun facts and Tenzie awards. (NEXT EPISODE: The Pursuit of Happyness)

"I've long been inspired by the works of Fat Joe" Technical issues abound with the Borat episode, so we are gonna keep on keeping on with the show until it's fixed or we forget about it. This week, we look at the height of the penguin craze with the toe-tapping CGI movie that bafflingly was the Best Animated Picture of 2006. Listen as the lads break down George Miller's career choices, Bowman's hermit-like existence as a caretaker, never getting to review Casino Royale, undeserving Best Animated Picture winners, Fat Joe, whether it's the Arctic or Antarctic and Chris being penguin racist. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Apocalypto)

"I hate Jigsaw and his stupid lessons. In life you rode a tricycle. In death...you will...also ride a tricycle". The lads are back, and crappy horror follows with them. Listen as jBow and CBax discuss puppets, why nobody talks about the film Babel anymore, how the Saw movies turned massive profits, Bow's favourite Cary Elwes movie NOT being The Princess Bride, whether or not Batman killed Liam Neeson, what Jigsaw's deal is, giving up immediately when in a Jigsaw trap, achilles gore being the absolute worst, watching inappropriate movies on airplanes and a confusing deep dive into the Saw franchise lore. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards. (NEXT EPISODE: Borat)

 "This movie is like when a family has zero points after two rounds on Family Feud, but they win the third round, force a tiebreaker and play fast money. Wolverine was getting dominated, then he rallied". The lads are back and breaking down Christopher Nolan's second most magical film (not way Batman got out of that jet in time!). The unpack and discuss the films of Chris Nolan, the most challenging 5 minute plot ever, Bow's love/hate relationship with magic, how you become a judge (and what you'd wear under your robe), what Wards are, Michael Caine dropping the ball and being the one ACTUALLY responsible for Jackman's wifes death, awesome diary reveals, David Bowie & Gollum farting around in the mountains, Jackman's amazing double and the terrible disposal methods for clones. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Saw III)

"The ghost lady. She doesn't really do a whole lot. She'll show up, pop & lock at you for a bit and then you're dead". Listen as admitted big scardy Jordan Bowman and medium scaredy Chris Baxter unpack the sequel to the American remake of the Japanese horror classic(?). The discuss Bowman deceiving a date to The Ring, winter daylight being bullshit, the FAQ on IMDB being super helpful, loving it when studio logos are altered at the beginning of movies, who Doug was, when the right time to wash your dick is, Darkrooms being the most dangerous place in horror films, how cursed houses are impacted by architecture, firefighters getting Grudged and wondering why 3 movies became 1 movie. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards (NEXT EPISODE: The Prestige)

"It's the Best Pictshah of 2006, the Depahted!" We've reached a long awaited episode and the 2006 Best Picture Oscar winner, and with the movies we've been through recently, we couldn't be happier. Listen as we discuss the AMAZING casting of "little kid Matt Damon", Bowman trying to play the younger version of someone 6 inches shorter than him, awesome movie real estate agents, this movie's agenda against Cranberry juice and Cats, being totally psyched for Matt Damon's impotence, vindictive immature co-workers and the complete bumbling and fumbling of EVERYONE at the end of the movie. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzies Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: The Grudge 2)

"There just isn't a lot here" jBow and CBax are back again to discuss this... movie? This might be the shortest version of 5min plot ever, because there isn't a plot. Just stunts. Some good, some gross. Listen as we briefly discuss the Jackass phenomenon, favourite cast members and, what friendship means to us and our awesome Jackass spinoff film: "Friendship". All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards. (NEXT EPISODE: The Departed)

"What if The Rock drove by a dance studio instead of a football field?" jBow and CBax tackle their 2nd inspiration Based on a True Story football movie in the 3 weeks. Pre MOVIE STAR version of The Rock delivers for them. Listen as they discuss whether or not we're all bad inside, what kinda of rights criminals should have, The Rock becoming president, Bow's intense high school basketball coach, Wearing a cup in football, The Rock using his WWE skills to monologue, skipping over the first two touchdowns the team scores, cheerleaders being pointless, being changed from a real life hero to a movie villain and wasting the time and effort of the person creating football banners. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards (NEXT EPISODE: Jackass Number Two)

"It's just a bunch of sexy bowls of plain oatmeal runnin' around doing magic" jBow and CBax are back to break down the lowest grossing #1 movie they've ever had to review: The Covenant. Listen as the lads break down Renny Harlin's lifetime pass due to Deep Blue Sea, a sweet Incubus concert, Taylor Kitsch's career, taking ridiculously late showers, drunk exposition mom, Darklings, our smelly female lead, wizard fights being shitty, abs and Bow's love for characters that rally. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards. (NEXT EPISODE: Gridiron Gang)

After a few guest hosted episodes, Chris...is...back! First up, the single greatest movie about special teams football in history: Invincible Listen as the lads discuss being a superfan, how one special team guy gets blamed for a losing streak, historical accuracy, jeering from the nosebleeds, vicious parking lot pickup football games, schoolyard justice, the lazy shitty janitor, lame football fights, how we would coach our own football teams and jealous loser friends. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzies! (NEXT EPISODE: The Covenant)

"A movie's premise is a promise, and few movies live up to their promises like Snakes of a Plane". Alex Wolfe (@alahente) rejoins the show to guest host once again and discuss one of the best movies we've done this year. Listen as we discuss shitty remakes of 80s movies, henchmen stepping over the line, being famous enough to sign a boob, awful bomb-squad searches, man being the most dangerous beast, Keenan Thompson and the correct placement of THE line from this movie. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards. (NEXT EPISODE: Invincable)

Another former guest host joins the show as we review a movie that "wears it's machismo on it's sleeve". Still not entirely sure what that means, but Ryan Walker (@avelanch) is here to help discover it.   Listen as we talk about Jay-Z/Linkin Park mashups, that bitch Tara who ruined my cell phone Snake record and my Eminem CD, how the placement of swastika tatoos gives street cred, Bow being denied renting "Bad Boys" at 10 years old, is John Hawkes a boy? Selfish suicide techniques, Colin Farrel needing a shower, the music of Audioslave, a paintball story and the career and apparent personality of Jamie Foxx. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Snakes on a Plane)

We were so doubting of the first one pre-release, then so happy about it, then so damn optimistic and hopeful for the sequels. Matrix? Nope. We talkin' bout Pirates. CBax is on his honeymoon, so the first of 3 former Guest Hosts comes back into the fold as we welcome back Stephanie Pagani to the time machine. Listen as we discuss whether boat captains can marry people, hammerhead shark men being the best mutants, rubbish muddy British wigs, Will Turner being part dolphin, Pirate rum in grungy bottles, Johnny Depp's film career and how to pronounce "Kracken". All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards. (NEXT EPISODE: Miami Vice)

You will believe a man can cry. jBow and CBax are back and reviewing the 2006 Superman rebootquel, "Superman Returns". Listen in as the lads discuss James Marden's handsomeness, the depraved sexual pleasures of a 90 year old lady, Superman's roofie kiss, cannibal Pomeranians, Superman being an asshole to dogs, pool tables on boats, The Rock CRUSHING it on his first SNL appearance, the FAA getting people to put baggage warnings seriously, NASA celebrations, Superman's super-jealousy, competing for a girl with Superman or Ryan Gosling, and Superman's quiet dickishness. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Pirates of the Carribbean: Dead Man's Chest)

A moment of silence for Chris' bachelorhood kicks off this week episode, as we review an Adam Sandler film that ripped off it's plot from a Goosebumps book. Yeah. Listen as the lads discuss work promotions, believing in yourself using the power of the film "Rudy", being respectable young shitheads, how adults cannot harm kids, but kids don't realize it, the "it was all a dream" cliche, kids having access to cigars, the lovely music of The Cranberries, Jonah Hill looking NOTHING like his character 5 years later, Bow's love/hate relationship with Magic, YTV youth horror shows and the one AMAZING scene in this movie. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards. (NEXT EPISODE: Superman Returns)

A lot of this episode is covering the logistics of this world. "HOW DO THE CARS HAVE GUNS?!" Listen as the lads discuss one of the first bleh Disney/Pixar movies, and delve into such things as Cars/Over The Hedge dueling Las Vegas parties, show merchandise, how the Cars have sex and procreate, do the Cars die? Needing to take a poo while in a long pee line, Bow throwing up in an HMV bag on the Skytrain, their feelings on NASCAR, how shitty Larry The Cable Guy is, whether or not race cars have abdominal muscles, their favourite Pixar films, and whether or not the tractors were mentally challenged. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Click)

For some reason this criminally underrated movie has 33% on Rotten Tomatoes. jBow and CBax revisit one of the realest Battle of the Sexes in cinematic history. Listen as the lads discuss ATM 10 merch, bowling league couples rules, attacking ones family, people who take board games too seriously, Vincent D'Onofrio's Kingpin acting, video game trash talk, Old 97's tickets solving all the world's problems, overpriced beers at concerts, being stood up at concerts and John Michael Higgins. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzies. (NEXT EPISODE: Cars)

It's the movie that autocorrect changed to "X-Meh", and it couldn't be more fitting. After a more recent "Part 3" that was a little underwhelming, let's travel back to a time when a third X-Men movie was a set of claws to the dick. Listen in as the lads discuss digital de-aging never being not creepy, the criminal mishandling of Bow's Lieutenant Boy: Ben Foster, Bow's "Romeo & Juliet" audition in High School, Rogue being the shittiest movie X-Person, Storm being shitty in the movie AND the cartoon, James Marsden's Boy status, comic book casting Mount Rushmore, our favourite Street Fighter characters and the absolute battle that was the "Worst Character" Tenzie. All that plus fun facts and awards. (NEXT EPISODE: The Break Up)

"Dismissive High Toot", "Hogtied Shiv Mitosis" and "Iodizes Thigh Vomit" doesn't even begin to describe how we feel about this weeks movie. "Dull as fuck National Treasure" comes pretty damn close to describing the Da Vinci Code. Rubbish. But rules are rules so we had to watch and review. Listen as the lads talk anagrams, the brand new Tenzie award dedicated to Jeff Daniels, Anton Yelchin's sad passing, Jean Reno being to go-to Frenchman, jBow's hatred of "Food" movies, the staggering amount of heel/face turns, the fact tat this movie is a boring Dogma and Paul Bettany having "Wimbledon" STOLEN from him and how this movie was ALMOST the third season of "24" on the Fox network. "Busbies Centurions" y'all! All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzies. (NEXT EPISODE: X-Men: The Last Stand)

YES! YES! YES! Tom Cruise, J.J. Abrams and PSH are here to make 2006 great again with M:I 3. Join jBow and CBax this week and listen as they discuss Keri Russell's prettiness, the Mission Impossible film series, John Woo flopping in the US, the impact of being a mega-star, leaving perfect movies alone, a vow to praise Aaron Paul for his performance in this movie, the lululemon step challenge, an intense argument over whether or not "Finn Balor" was awesome or shite? (which results in the death of an innocent fly), THE BEST SCENE OF 2006, and the lack of puke in Hollywood blockbusters. All that plus Fun Facts, Tenzie awards and the music of Limp Bizkit! (NEXT EPISODE: The Da Vinci Code).

It seems like it's been years since "Inside Man", it really does. This week, jBow and CBax load up for a road trip of awful as they watch and review the 2006 Robin Williams... laugh fest(?) RV. Thankfully, Jeff "The Maniels" Daniels shows up to SAVE THE GODDAMN DAY! Listen as the lads discuss False advertising on the poster, Seinfeld's "Sack Lunch" movie, being named "Laird", how to limit the amount of feces that can rain down on you, whether or not poop gags are funny, RV being a "Showkiller", playing iPOD A-Z in the car, the time Bow was nearly eaten by a pack of raccoons, the time Bow was nearly eaten by an otter, the most EPIC COMEBACK in any movie this year, Josh Hutcherson's height, Chris' height, a horrible camping road trip we almost died on, how The Decemberists are an REM ripoff, and how you need to explain how RV's get dragged out of lakes. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Mission Impossible III).

"Nothing is quieter than a bush. It's the person who does the rustling. Or the wind". Hot off the heels of an absolutely terrible Scary Movie movie, jBow and CBax discuss a scary video game movie...movie: Silent Hill. Listen as they discuss parallel universes, cults, rapey Janitors, Sean Bean's survival instincts, never letting kids draw in horror movies, not going to places "the road don't go no more", playing scary videogames, Reverse-creeping, hating Laurie Holden in every role and alternate realities. All that plus Fun Facts and TENZIE awards. (NEXT EPISODE: RV)

The movie that was very nearly a show-killer, this week j.Bow and CBax go up against the endless barrage of unfunny nonsensical references of Scary Movie 4. Listen as they curse the movie audiences of 2006, discuss confusion over referencing non horror movies, break down how their are better Tom Cruise lookalikes working in Hollywood today, Bill Pullman appreciation, and showcase GOOD parodies that people should watch instead. All that plus Fun Facts, Tenzie awards and... not much else. This movie sucked. (NEXT EPISODE: Silent Hill)

As happy as we were with movie going public of 2006 last week, we're back to hating their damn guts this week when they chose to champion Ice Age 2 (instead of Slither). Listen to j.Bow and CBax as they discuss James Cameron's Avatar sequels, Halloween main-stay movies, a LONG discussion about Fast and Furious 7, mocking people for having their species wiped out, the fact that the mammoth has Ray Romano's hair, "duck" replacing "fuck" in autocorrect, the allure of acorns vs. Reese Peanut Butter Cups, M. Bison remembering Tuesday, the Acorn God being cruel, the shitty arc of the Sabretooth tiger (or Smilodon for assholes), all the talented actors who got sucked into this franchise and two mammoths SENSUALLY and EROTICALLY interlocking their trunks. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards. (NEXT EPISODE: Scary Movie 4).

YES! YES! YES! The road to "Inside Man" is over. j.Bow and C.Bax could not be more excited to rewatch and discuss their favourite movie from 2006. Listen in (via a bugged pizza box) as they discuss when the silver jumpsuit era of the future arrives, recognizing the awesome folks who put up police barricades, terrible reporters, awkward cell phone ring tones, tombstones that tell a story, wearing a vest meaning being in charge, perfect plans, not keeping Nazi memorabilia, racism, Grand Theft Auto and where Clive Owen has been. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards. (NEXT EPISODE: Ice Age: The Meltdown).

j.Bow and C.Bax would have loved to do this entire episode write-up using V words, but that would have been ridiculous. RIDICULOUS! Listen know as the lads discuss rebranding "double-u" into "double-v", getting that John Wick itch, Guy Fawkes and what he was all about, Anonymous choosing the wrong comic book hero, playing "good rapist/bad rapist", our favourite V words, the best part of any plan being "living with Natalie Portman in a bunker for a year", pre-roids Henry Cavill being a real weiner, reciting lines along with movies, Benny Hill music still making people laugh, Hugo Weaving being an awful kidnapper and dominoes being a waste of time. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Inside Man!)

"Horror movies, romantic comedies: no boats! Stay off the boats". Pre-Mcconaissance, Mr. "Alright Alright Alright" was still slumming it in low quality Rom-Coms but absolutely raking in the dough. This is one such film. jBow and CBax delve into this ridiculous movie filled with absolutely awful people and a handsome protagonist who is the only decent human in the film. Listen as the lads discuss Batman's other "one rule", how Sarah Jessica Parker's plan required a Charlize, Bows love for Madden '06, prostitution, plans lacking oomph, the proper way to tell lying bitches to leave your car, dynamic friendship activities, laughing iguanas, sacrificing your friend's life for a soda, big screen private moments and the worst friend ever. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards. (NEXT EPISODE: "V For Vendetta")

FINALLY we get to watch an actually good movie. jBow (with facial injury) and CBax watch and review the Bruce Willis/Mos Def/Ed Harris film "16 Blocks". Listen as the lads discuss how Willis is always John McClane, how David Morse is almost always up to no good, his bottom goatee, henchmen not taking enough initiative, juries with "other plans", the subtle differences between Yu-Gi-Oh! and Pokemon, arbitrary time limits, arbitrary LOCKER time limits, not tying up loose ends amidst a basement full of old plows and why you should tell the police if you have a tape recorder, not a gun. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: Failure to Launch)

Two very white, drunkish movie fans go back into the world of Tyler Perry this week. jBow and CBax share their thoughts on a movie that is "Dark... midnight dark, camping...during a fire ban". Listen in as the lads discuss the romantic overtures of hiring a string quartet, abusive judge power, inappropriate BUT incredibly handsome bus drivers, a Mortal Kombat time out, their very opposing views on whether or not to spank their kids, painting and poetry nights being a thing, post ice-cream spaz-downs, how much you'd pay a suspended angel to play a harp at your wedding, THE WORST POEM EVER! Tyler Perry writing himself as a basketball stud and kids these days being shitty. That conversation gets pretty real ("There's a lot of unacceptable children out there"). All that plus Fun Facts, Tenzies and Bow making the proclamation: "I'm not gonna tell you how to drive a bus and be handsome. I can't do that. But I CAN tell you how to wedding, sir". (NEXT EPISODE: 16 Blocks)

Full Disclosure: We really liked this movie, and there was a fuck up in recording that cost us half the episode. We left a good chunk of it to die in the Arctic. As such, jBow and CBax take a truncated look at a movie they keep confusing with "Snow Dogs". Listen as the lads discuss Paul Walker never sounding smart, how to doom your movie character, "Calamity" Bruce Greenwood, the dog movie being 1000 times better than the human movie, the worst scene in the parallel "Bird Movie", and an incredible plan involving Paul Walker forging a six year old's drawing. Jason Biggs was also there. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie Awards! (NEXT EPISODE: "Tyler Perry Presents Madea's Family Reunion")

A very special, very distracted episode. jBow and CBax still hold true to show format with a very truncated review of the shite Pink Panther movie feat. Steve Martin, Beyonce and (not nearly enough) Jason Statham. Then we turn the clocks back a little to 2002 and review the opening scene of "Ghost Ship", which Bow has been obsessed with for years. After those appetizers, it's the main event: We break down our list of "Boys", "Girls" and "Old Men". These supporting scene stealers may not be first on the poster, but they are first in our hearts. (NEXT EPISODE: Eight Below)

Back to our shitty horror movie roots, we're tackling a long forgotten movie that was actually a remake of the first 20 minutes of a movie from the 70s. Confused? Yeah. Join us as we discuss overused horror cliches, having a carnival for a neighbour, wind chimes being used exclusively for spooking ya, terrible running advice, when not to call someone, the most evil alias ever: Dr. Mandrakis, terrible alarm companies, awesome passwords and how not to eat a popsicle. All that plus fun facts and we give out some Tenzies! (NEXT EPISODE: "Pink Panther 2 / Opening scene of Ghost Ship / Our Boys and Girls And Old Man")

Audiences from 2006, we hate you. JBow and CBax are back and reviewing a part 2 of which they've never seen the part one. Sadly there is not a recap montage catching us up to speed, so we fumble through the start of this movie trying to piece this all together. Listen as we discuss that, plus Bo Derek braids, how to be the world's shittiest nanny, the FBI's incompetence, a small child with a hardcore wrestling gimmick, terrible password hacking and throwing away laundry. All that plus Fun Facts and Tenzie awards! (NEXT EPISODE: When A Stranger Calls)

It's a sexy monster mash as jBow and CBax wade through a Vampire vs. Werewolf vs. Audience cinematic showdown. Listen as they discuss sequel flashbacks, beheadings, awkward werewolf sex moves, house painters being super effective, how much blood is required to be a super vampire, bringing your dead boyfriend's corpse on a mission and the "Chocolate Dandy" Sean Millington. All that plus we share some Fun Facts and hand out some Tenzies. (NEXT EPISODE: Big Momma's House 2)

jBow and CBax get formulaic as hell with their review of this by the numbers true story about college basketball, real world racism and Jon Voight's prosthetic makeup. Listen as the lads discuss eating lettuce for lunch, camping games they drunkenly invented, being hit in the face with a basketball, college basketball tiebreakers. They also compete in the first ever "Josh Lucas Movie Showdown!" where Chris may or may not confuse him with another actor (alright alright alright). NEXT EPISODE: "Underworld: Evolution"

Happy New Year! jBow and Cbax are back in business as we kick off a brand new year of cinematic retrospectives with something disgusting, uncomfortable and difficult to watch. No it's not "Big Momma's House 2" (that's in a few weeks), this week we're doing Hostel. Join the lads as they discuss torture porn/gorno, crazy alternate endings, why neither thought they'd finish the film, achilles tendons, gross grossness, crazy unlikeable main characters, the physical embodiment of "scumbag" and how they'd react in a Hostel type situation. All that, plus Fun Facts and the first Tenzies of 2016. (NEXT EPISODE: Glory Road)

One of the final movies of 2005 being reviewed, jBow and CBax take a look at the best Fantastic Four movie ever made (ugh!). Join them as they discuss Bow's failed acting career (at length), meeting the 3/4 cast members of this movie, terrible fiances, Ninja Turtle fashion tips, lack of teamwork, fantastic casting, awful product placement, evil boards of directors and how everyone (even birds) shit all over The Thing. All that plus Fun Facts and they give out some Tenzies! (NEXT EPISODE: Doom)

CBax and a very sickly jBow are back to discuss a movie with the most rage-induciing final scene of the year. Listen as they discuss other things about this movie (and life in a crisis) like not stealing vans, why Aliens are crazy for basements, not being curious during a potential alien invasion, Tim Robbins, the career of Tom Cruise, heated baseball rivalries we don't know about (Diamondbacks vs. Reds!) and how to properly taunt a downed alien Tripod. All that plus Fun Facts and we give out some very special Tenzie awards. (Next Episode: Fantastic 4)

Celebrating a movie "filled with terrible hair", this throwback episode was actually recorded back in 2004, and has sat in the archives until now. Joined by the specialest of special guests, Miss Stephanie Pagani, we watched and reviewed this Nicholas Cage vehicle. We discuss, in great scientific detail, how old documents are kept, why high speed chases in Washington, DC are bullshit, appreciating the gravity of situations, awful wigs, immature screenwriters and the many many deaths of Sean Bean. All that plus the IMDB parent's guide, fun facts and we give out some Tenzies.

One of the most confusing movies we've watched for the show (maybe even moreso than Boogeyman), we sat down and watched the much maligned but partially respected Will Ferrell/Nicole Kidman remadaptation of the popular(?) tv show Bewitched. Join us as we discuss the unseen Witch Kingdom civil war, Nicole Kidman's career, Stephen Colbert's future success, how we'd test a witch, what reality the movie takes place in, waitresses with Hep C, Ferrell freakouts and how this movie, on paper, was actually kind of awesome. All that plus IMDB parent's guide, fun facts and we award some Tenzies. (NEXT EPISODE: War of the Worlds)

You listened to our first Batman Begins episode and thought we were done. We are back to finish the job! Ever wonder where Bruce Wayne ranks on the Forbes "Richest Fictional Character" list? Wonder now more, we cover it. We also explore the least accurate Parent's Guide in history, share OODLES of Fun Facts and give out some well deserved Tenzies. We've reached our most anticipated plateau of 2005, it's all downhill from here, movie wise. (NEXT EPISODE: "Bewitched").

THE JOURNEY IS OVER! The road to Batman Begins reaches it's end. We've slogged through countless shitty horror movies and wedding comedies, now it's time for the good stuff. jBow and CBax discuss the movie that changed the damn game when it comes to comic book films. Join us as we discuss Batman voice, when it's best to give up sure footing, giving Bruce Wayne directions, Batman as religion, Liam Neeson not fooling anybody, the best "Personal History" story ever, awful fight choreography, Normies, batarang sustainability and Batman's accountability for being an indirect serial killer. Check out Part 2 (Episode 50.5) for Parent's Guide, Fun Facts and the Tenzies.

The second half of our wine-drunk episode discussing the last of the much hated Star Wars Prequels. We've got the IMDB parent's guide. We've got fun facts and we've got the Tenzies. Not sure what our next drunkisode will be, but one this is certain: We need to go stronger. Although our next episode is one we've been looking forward too since the show started last year....the road is over. Our next episode(s) will be a very special two part retrospective on "Batman Begins". Fuck. Yes.

We've been eagerly awaiting this episode all year. Not just because we have a lot to say about it or that it's the highest grossing movie of 2005, but because it is another VERY SPECIAL episode of the podcast. We didn't get drunk enough during "At The Movies: 10 Beers Later" so we decided to up the ante and go for "At The Movies: A Bottle and a Half Of Wine Each" later. The results are to be expected. So join us as we discuss Dark Side branding, poor acting (of course), the purest form of love, old robots with asthma, missed opportunities, Sith naming practices and of course, the benefits of the high ground. It's a long episode, so we split it into two parts. Be sure to listen to episode 49.5 for the final chapter of this thrilling conclusion of this...show where two friends got drunk and talked Star Wars.

It's our sexiest episode ever! We understand that isn't a tough thing to accomplish, but when Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are steaming up the screen as an IMPOSSIBLY hot married couple, it's bound to get sexy up in here. Listen as jBow and CBax discuss poor escape plans, which type of assassination company they'd like to work for, Vince Vaughn, Scandal, the benefits of human shields, double Fichtner and the sexiest movie couples of all time. All that plus a trip through the IMDB Parent's Guide (featuring the raunchiest description of a deleted sex scene in history), Fun Facts and we give out some Tenzies. (Next Episode: Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith...while drunk)

When it comes to football movies, it's only a matter of time until "Thunderstruck" hits. Join jBow and CBax as they watch and review a semi-decent Adam Sandler vehicle that features in your face product placement...that is the best part of the movie. We also discuss cinematic "boys", bizarre Eminem songs, Short Circuit, best movies feeaturing ex-wrestlers, James Cromwell's epic height, the comedic genius of Terry Crewes and Stone Cold Steve Austin being horribly, HORRIBLY racist. All that plus we visit the IMDB parents guide, share some fun facts and give out some Tenzies. (NEXT EPISODE: Mr. & Mrs. Smith)

"Let's google who would win in a fight between a hippo and a lion" sums up exactly how into the 2005 animated franchise launching "Madagascar". Aside from our forays into the battles of the animal kingdom, jBow and CBax discuss badass old ladies, forced references for adults, proper lion enclosures, annoying lemurs, nonsensical song lyrics and fluffy ducklings....who immediately get murdered by crocodiles. All that plus a trip to the IMDB parents guide, fun facts and we give out some Tenzies. (Next Episode: a very special presentation of "At the Movies....two and a half bottles of win later" as we climb to the high ground and discuss "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith")

"J-Lo is box office smash" seems like something nobody has said in 10 years, so this movie definitely fits with the show theme. jBow and CBax are stupified by this failed opportunity to make one of the best horror-thrilles ever. Among other things, the fellas discuss Alias, the boquet toss in movies, gay best friend characters, censored f-words, colours worse than peach, the proper time to fire someone, bland leading men and talking during movies. All that plus a bonus tale of the woman who was jailed for never returning her rental of Monster in Law, the IMDB Parents Guide, Fun Facts and we give out some Tenzies. (Next Episode: Madagascar)

This is our podcast. *SLAP* and that is so you remember it. jBOW and CBax are back to discuss a historical epic that's low on action....but they're cool with it. Among other things, they discuss Edward Norton's asshat-edness, the Pirates of the Carribbean films, afterlife rules for suicides, Liam Neeson's crusades knowledge, Orlando Bloom's appeal, proper desert battle techniques and directors cuts that are actually way better. All that plus a trip to the IMDB parents guide, fun facts and we give out some Tenzies. (Next Episode: Monster-In-Law)

This was SO CLOSE to being episode 42 it's not even funny. Speaking of not even funny, jBow and CBax hitch a ride to a quirky British comedy that is 90% quirky and 10% funny. Apparently the book (which Chris confirms is excellent) did not translate well. Sadly, as we watched the movie, this is not a review of the book. Listen in as we talk Sam Rockwell, Ultimate everymen, British humour, Dolphins, Whether or not Ace Ventura influenced this film, cockblocking, disappearing characters, stupid Harry Potter character names and things we cannot picture John Malkovich doing. All that plus IMDB parent's guide, Fun Facts and we give out some Tenzies. (Next Episode: "Kingdom of Heaven").

It's a very special episode, as jBow and CBax watch a boring movie with a little extra juice. They drank quite a bit, and it made for an awesome viewing experience (and a partially okay listening experience). Join as they discuss protagonist misdirects, neckbeards, Sean Penn's helmet hair, why nobody believes Nicole Kidman, Assassins who obey traffic laws, geography, poor man's _____ actors, where the best place to put someone you're protecting in a convoy and how they'd punish the person who killed the other host. All that, plus the IMDB parent's guide, fun facts and we give out some Tenzie's! (Next Episode: "Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy")

MAN-CRUSH ALERT! Two Ryan Reynolds fans do a little gushing over how awesome "a good ol' Vancouver boy" is in this movie, and other movies. Reynolds (et abs) crushes it in this totally watchable horror movie from the year that was a thing. Join jBow and CBax as they talk rudeness, beards, horrible slutty babysitters, cowardly priests, wood-chopping, dawdling and several "can we talk about Reynolds for a minute?" breaks. All that plus a tour through the IMDB parents guide, fun facts, The Game (Reynolds movies: Fresh or Rotten) and they give out some Tenzie awards. Next Episode is a very special presentation of "At the Movies...10 Beers Later" as they watch "The Interpreter" and have some adult beverages.

It's another episode of the podcast, starring ____ with Chris Baxter and Jordan Bowman. One of the most under the radar box office bombs in recent history (even 10 years ago), jBow and CBax travel to Sahara and the result is..."not bad caveman sounds". Join us as we discuss terrible guards, cheaply made trucks, whether there are good African warlords, cockblocking waves, teleportation, totally conspicuous ninja outfits, zombie eye, people who are "just businessmen" and the joy of an awesome "with" credit and "and" credit. All that plus a trip to the IMDB parents guide, fun facts, LAWSUIT CORNER and we give out some Tenzies. (Next Episode: The Amityville Horror)

Gear up for a "dick shooting, tits out, dog punching good time" that Chris loved 10 years ago but hates now (maturing tastes will do that to a guy). jBow and CBax look at this fondly remembered comic book movie and wonder what all the fuss was about? Join them as they discuss Powers Booth's usefulness, creepy age gaps, kung fu Elijah Wood and answer the age old question: what do angels smell like? All that plus a trip to a SUPER CROWDED imdb parents guide, some fun facts and they give out some Tenzies. (NEXT EPISODE: Sahara)

Just so you're aware, this is NOT a movie adaptation of the board game. Alright, so now you are as bummed as we were when we started watching it. Things get all race relations on this episode of ATM10, as jBow and CBax navigate the complexities of interracial relationships in the modern age. NOPE! Instead we talk about Mario Kart... a lot. Also we discuss Bernie Mac's jedi powers, Ashton Kutcher's $10,000 bracelet, broccoli and how to properly say "Zoe Saldana". All that plus a trip through the IMDB parents guide, fun facts and we give out some Tenzies. (NEXT EPISODE: Sin City)

Missed us reviewing crappy horror movies from 10 years ago? We sure didn't miss it. jBow and CBax open up their haunted netflix accounts and watch "The Ring 2". Listen as we discuss dirty public fair bathrooms, procrastinating, horror movie rules, what to call a man who sells marbles, creepy things in mirrors and deer attacks. All that, plus we take a trip through the IMDB parents guide, share fun facts and give out some Tenzies. (Next Episode: "Guess Who")

Robots are great movie henchmen, but not great at leading movies. jBow and CBax watch a super uninspired animated movie, and the results are as you expect: They talk about Marvel's Daredevil, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Star Wars and Futurama instead. When they are on topic, they discuss robot genetalia, awful transit infrastructure, Robin Williams' rambling and Bow's new lift goal of having a gate that looks like his face. All that plus IMDB parents guide, fun facts and we give out some Tenzies (go Tim!). (NEXT EPISODE: The Ring 2)

Vin Diesel is enjoying some Fast & Furious success, but 10 years ago he was wrescklessly driving a mini-van. Also, is he a Frog-man? Our second movie this year in which a badass has to take care of a bunch of kids in a family comedy, thankfully this one was slightly better thanks to the tireless work of CAPE BABY. jBow and CBax discuss many things while watching the Pacifier, including proper password procedures, letting your SEAL team nap, awful Vice Principals, how to actually pin someone in a wrestling match and falling for one of the single greatest misdirects in cinema history! Plus we play a game of "The Rock character or Vin Diesel character", visit the IMDB parents guide, share some fun facts and hand out a bevy of Tenzies.

Tyler Perry is one of the kings of Hollywood (well, Atlanta) and the first brick in that kingdom was laid a decade ago with this film. We had never seen any Tyler Perry films before, so we jumped headfirst into this world and it...was...strange. Listen as jBow and CBax discuss cross-dressing, family dance routines, singing as a gateway drug, weird proposals, Misery-ing and the curriculum of Bailiff School. All that plus we play "Tyler Perry movie title or random series of words", add to the IMDB Parent's Guide, share Fun Facts and give out some Tenzies! (Next Episode: "The Pacifier")

Another week, another supernatural horror film with a shocking twist. The twist? The movie is actually pretty damn good. jBow and CBax weight in on Keannu Reeves 10 some odd years before "John Wick" kicked all of our asses, and the results were solid. Listen as we discuss hell's reverse architects, what constitutes good CGI, Rachel Weisz and her amazing eyebrows, and the final phone call we'd make to each other in an emergency. All that, plus the IMDB parents guide, fun facts and we hand out some Tenzies to those deserving of such a high (made up) honor. (Next Week: Diary of a Mad Black Woman)

This is by far the realest episode of the show we've ever done, as it may as well be titled Hitch: Sibling Rivalry. jBow's girlfriend and CBax's sister joins in this week as we all watch and discuss our very different viewpoints on the Will Smith romcom "Hitch". Those viewpoints range from "It was just a light, fun movie" to "This movie is filled with garbage people, and it's bad for society". We also discuss dating, lying and Piglet from Winnie the Pooh's gender. All that plus IMDB parent's guide, fun facts and we hand out some Tenzies! (Next Episode: Constantine)

Why isn't he dancing? He's not that kind of boogieman. jBow and CBax are back with yet another Box Office champ from 2005, and surprise surprise it's a shite horror movie. Listen as we discuss such hotly debated topics as where boogeymen hide, what our greatest fears are, what NOT to wear to your sisters funeral (spoiler, it's jeans), why warping through space and time is kind of a big deal and a new term for sheds. All that, plus we visit the IMDB parents guide, deal with a lack of fun facts and hand out some Tensies! (Next Episode: Hitch)

Ice Cube has one mission: to get a couple of shitty kids to their shitty mom in the greatest city in the world, Vancouver! We sat down during BC's "Family Day" to discuss this film, and play a rousing game of "What can you not imagine Ice Cube doing?". We also discuss the burning question: How many 9 year olds could you fight at once? All that, plus IMDB parents guide, fun facts and we give out a load of "Tensies".

Do you love push-ups, suicides and Sam Jackson yelling? Well then shit mate, we got a movie review for you. "Coach Carter" dominated all comers 10 years ago, so jBow and CBax take a look back at the film in all of it's glory. Listen as they discuss Slamball, the greatest assistant ever, gangbanging through puberty, awful Channing Tatum dialogue and traitorous cab drivers. Add to that their intense confusion over the lack of text during the ending freeze frames. All that, plus IMDB parents guide, fun facts and we give out a load of "Tensies".

New permanent co-host Chris f'n Baxter joins in as we start anew in 2015. What better way to lead things off than with Mr. Comeback himself (well, the current one anyway), Michael Keaton. See what Birdman was up to 10 years ago as the supernatural thriller "White Noise" ruled the box office. jBow and CBax discuss turtlenecks, Batman, why it matters so much that Keaton is an architect and one of the strangest twists ever. All that, plus IMDB parents guide, fun facts and we give out a load of "Tensies".

Where there is Paul W.S. Anderson, there is also the Bax-man. Chris Baxter (@cbax) joins me once again because honestly, the quality of the movie demands his participation. We head to Raccoon City and catch up with Milla Jovavich and others as they do battle with zombies, dogs, zombie dogs, lickers, common sense, gravity and THE NEMESIS!!! All that plus we add to the IMDB Parent's Guide, share some fun facts and give out awards. (NEXT EPISODE: Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow)

Get the title? Get it?! It's like the saying about being up sh*t's creek. Awesome? Yeah not really. Returning guest host Alex Wolfe (@alahente) joins me on my trip through 2004 and Matthew Lillard, Seth Green and Dax Shepard's trip through the NEW ZEALAND wilderness. We discuss treehouses, Star Wars references, Matrix homages, Robot Chicken and proper hillbilly pot storage. All that, plus we give out awards, visit the IMDB parent's guide and share some fun facts. (NEXT EPISODE: "Resident Evil Apocalypse")

Exactly the type of movie this podcast is for, as revisiting Jet Li's "Hero" was a friggin joy. This week I'm joined by Ryan Walker (@avelanch on twitter) to discuss a movie he laid claim to months ago. So listen in as we talk weapons, artsy fight scenes, subtitles, awful calligraphy teachers, sweet ponytails, ancient Chinese politics, the historical version of "pics or it didn't happen" and what exactly Quentin Tarantino had to do with this movie (spoiler: very little). All that plus IMDB parents guide, fun facts and awards. (NEXT WEEK: "Without a Paddle"

SO-LO-EPISO! Once again I find myself back against the wall with Libsyn's storage allotment, so I had to do a quickie episode by myself this week, which worked out well because this movie is arse and I don't want to drag anyone down into hell with me. I discuss Nazi's, stillborn babies, the type or horror I like, Goldeneye (briefly) and compare the awful CGI Hyenas in this movie to the CGI wolves in "The Day After Tomorrow". All that, plus IMDB parents guide, fun facts and I give out a few awards, though the movie deserves none. (NEXT EPISODE: "Hero")

Whoever wins, the audience loses. Chris Baxter (@cbax) guests on the show again as we watch a sci-fi nerd's wet dream: the ultimate showdown between a bunch of Aliens and several inept Predators. Oh, and Humans. So many humans. Listen as we discuss X-ray vision, awesome slides (and why you should use them), whether or not Sigourney Weaver should be trusted, how to react when an alien gives you a gift and we play a game of "Guess that cameo". All that, plus we add to the IMDB Parents Guide, share some fun facts and give out some awards. (NEXT EPISODE: "Exorcist: The Beginning")

Jamie Foxx (pre-Oscar) teams up with Tom Cruise (pre-couch jump) to bring you a tense thriller that may or may not be the spiritual sequel to "Fight Club". Wyatt Arndt (@TheStanchion) and Danielle Sanders join me this week as we break down how Tom Cruise is the worst assassin ever (if he even exists). We also discuss greasy badass Mark Ruffalo, Bacardi Silver, brilliant morgue workers, awful business ideas and cock-teasing cameos that are hard to forget. All that plus IMDB Parent's Guide, Fun Facts and we give out some awards to the characters of Collateral. (NEXT EPISODE: "Alien vs. Predator")

TWIST! TWIST! TWIST! M. Night Shymalan makes his (last?) entry on "ATM10" as we watch and review the controversial "film" The Village. Ryan Biech (@ryanbiech) joins me once again as he sets his sights on defending the movie... sort of. I attack the movie... sort of. It's a weird episode as we discuss the auteur's license, twist endings, Bryce Dallas Howard's hotness, Ripley's hotness and the proper term for Adrian Brody's issue. All that plus IMDB parent's guide, fun facts and awards. (NEXT WEEK: "Collateral")

Back before Hawkeye was starring in the Bourne series, Matt Damon proved he was no "Streisand" and completed one of the most solid trilogies in modern cinema. This week we look back on part two. Michael Jupp (@michaeljupp) joins me as we discuss cliche's, bad assassins, shady government cover-ups and how Julia Stiles is the smartest person in the movie. Such a thing has never been said before! All that plus we add to the IMDB parents guide, share some fun facts and give out some awards. (NEXT EPISODE: "The Village")

Still plugging through Summer '04, and this week a fine film fellow from sunny L.A. joins me as Alex Wolfe (@alahente) Skypes in to chat about robots and Will Smith. We discuss a great many things in this super-sized episode, like robot racism, product placement, how to get a PG rating AND have violent dismemberment and Shia Labouef being awful. All that, plus we visit the IMDB parents guide, share some fun facts and hand out some awards. (NEXT EPISODE: "The Bourne Supremacy")

What is there to say about Anchorman? The movie that spawned several catchphrases into our lexicon and made everyone realize how much they loved lamp and feared tridents. My good friend and movie fan Dave Sprout joins me this episode to discuss a movie that doesn't really need discussing, but we do it anyway. We also discuss Anchorman 2, improvisation and the "lost movie", Wake Up Ron Burgundy. All that plus we add to the IMDB parent's guide, share fun facts and give out some awards. (NEXT EPISODE: "I,ROBOT")

Both 2004 and 2014 had Spider-Man 2's, and both had some issues. We hindsight the hell out of Sam Raimi's and wonder aloud if it's legacy is tarnished by the bafflingly awful Spider-Man 3? We also discuss Kirsten Dunst (aka the worst), great comic book casting, how Peter Parker's life is awful and how Alfred Molina's Doc Ock is unquestionably the best Spidey villain ever. All that plus IMDB parents guide, fun facts and we give out some awards. (NEXT WEEK: Anchorman)

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball", and with those Rip Tornian words of wisdom a decade ago, a sport we all played in gym class became "a thing". Wyatt Arndt, my usual co-host on "The Legion of Blogcast" joins me this week, and he brought his raging hate-on for Justin Long. In addition to that, we discuss Ben Stiller's finest role, Vince Vaughn's decade of sametitude, Skillz that Killz, the best referee actor ever, hindsighting Lance Armstrong's cameo and fucking Chuck Norris. All that plus IMDB parents guide additions, fun facts, awards and we play a game of "Ben Stiller: Hollywood Height Chart". (NEXT WEEK: Fahrenheit 9/11. You don't need to watch it)

Part interesting documentary, part intense manipulation, this week I do a solo episode on Fahrenheit 9/11. We're going a bit out of order here, because I needed a short episode for months end, so I decided to put this out early in place of "Dodgeball" (coming Tuesday). I didn't like this movie, and it's hard to see the significance of it a decade later when Bush still got re-elected. Still, I don't like politics, and I REALLY don't like being shown graphic footage of war injuries and grieving mothers so a documentarian can get his point across, so I keep this episode brief. Also, I learn to respect R & B singer Shaggy. So that's something. (NEXT WEEK: Spider-Man 2)

Rules of being a Necromonger: 1. You Keep What You Kill. 2. No Takesies Backsies. 3. Stupid Helmets are Required. Chris Baxter (@cbax) makes his return to the show as we watch and review Vin Diesel's 2004 passion project. We discuss helmets, lizard-pumas, Judi Dench, gross kissing, future technology and outrunning the sun. All that, plus we play a game of "Chronicle Wars: Riddick or Narnia?", give out some awards, share some fun facts and make some contributions to the IMDB parents guide. (NEXT WEEK: "Dodgeball").

FALCONHORSE! This week I'm joined by a Harry Potter fanatic (because I am not) as my longtime friend Janine Guy stops by to discuss the movie in which Harry Potter started to grow up. We discuss how Harry is an asshole, Draco is awesome, names are silly, adults are irresponsible and how people who look like rats, make good rats. All that, plus we add to the IMDB parents guide, look at some fun facts and give out some awards! (Next Week: The Chronicles of Riddick)

What happens when a rugged climatologist predicts a new ice age will happen in a hundred years or so? Well if it's a Roland Emmerich movie, chances are he's WAY wrong and it happens several days later. Ryan Biech from the "Game Time Decision" podcast (@GTDpod) joins me this week as we discuss CGI wolves, outrunning cold, Sela Ward's cougish hotness, proper character development, hypothermia and what day "The Day After Tomorrow" actually was. All that plus a trip through the IMDB parent's guide, Fun Facts and Awards. (Next Week: "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban"

Remember 10 years ago, when the "Shrek" film franchise kicked ass? So do we. Take a trip back in time with Bow and returning guest host Jen Baxter as they watch a downright wonderful green ogre movie. Before Justin Timberlake and Rumpelstiltskin drove the series into the ground, Shrek 2 was a box office beast. We discuss hair (obviously), indignant furniture, ADORABLE LITTLE BOOTS and donkey/dragon cross breeding. Enjoy! (NEXT WEEK: "The Day After Tomorrow")

It was a time long before Twitter, when making sure your name lived through the ages meant jump-killing everyone in sight and being the only guy around with a clean shaven face. This week, Jared Rushton joins me as we watch and review Wolfgang Peterson's (flop?) "Troy". We ended up watching the theatrical cut, which sucks because the directors cut includes more Ajax, more brutality and more boobs. But that version wasn't No.1 at the Box Office, and rules are rules. It is the will of the gods. NEXT WEEK: "Shrek 2"

Hugh Jackman and his luscious flowing hair does battle with Dracula, The Wolfman, Mr. Hyde, Igor, a trifecta of hell bitches and Frankenstein....'s monster (if you wanna be a dick about it). This week, Chris Baxter from "That Thing You Like" joins me as we watch a movie that is awful, except for one heroic cow that dared to stand up to vampiric tyranny and inspired us to keep watching the garbagewater film that officially kicked off Summer Movie Season 2004. Enjoy!

One of two movies that brought about the entire idea for this podcast, it's hard to believe it's been 10 years since Mean Girls. Joining me this week are the boys from "That Thing You Like" (Brian Shirlaw, Chris Baxter) and former guest host Jen Baxter. Listen as we discuss our favourite characters and moments from the film, as well as what it means to be "half a virgin". All that plus awards, fun facts and a trip through the IMDB parents guide. We love this movie. It's the fetchest movie there ever was. Next week: Van Helsing.

Denzel Washington is an alcoholic with a dark past, then stuff happens. Butt stuff. It's episode 6, and #ATM10 is taking a look at Tony Scott's revenge epic "Man on Fire". We discuss Marc Anthony's sex appeal, Radha Mitchell's accent and the fact that Dakota Fanning actually made us wish she got rescued from kidnappers. That was a high mountain for this movie to climb, but dammit, it climbed it.

The roaring rampage of revenge comes to an incredibly conversational conclusion, and good buddy Casey Bailey is along for the discussion. 10 years ago, a VERY different film from the over-the-top slash fest that was "Kill Bill: Volume 1" sat atop the box office, and we dive right in. From revenge spit, to white trash oompa lumpas, to awful pimps, coffin punches, psychotic daughters and the infamous eyeball squish, we take you through the talky talky heart exploding finale of the Beatrix Kiddo saga.

DISCLAIMER - I am not a religious person, neither is my guest this week, Andy Shirlaw from the 4 Eyed Forecast. Instead, we are just two guys who love movies and want to be entertained by one. It didn't really happen this time around, but hopefully you still enjoy this episode. It's okay if you didn't do the required viewing. This is a difficult movie to watch. No offence intended by any of our comments during review. Follow Andy on Twitter (@AndyShirlaw) and check out @4EyedForecast

He's got a right hand of doom, and a left hand for guns/cigars. This week Jen Baxter joins the show for her first appearance as we discuss the No.1 movie from 10 years ago...Hellboy. We get into the use of Nazi's as antagonists, Kroenen's bad assery, apocalyptic headline timing and whether or not flood lights work in space.

We are already two episodes in, and already I have partial regrets about the premise. For the first time in history, a screenwriter had the distinction of having two movies open at No.1 at the Box Office in back to back weeks. That man was James Gunn, and unlike last week's fantastic "Dawn of the Dead", his second No.1 was "Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed" which was king a decade ago. Joining me again is Brian Shirlaw from "That Thing You Like"

It's the first episode of "At the Movies...10 Years Later", and to kick it off we have one of two movies that inspired the entire podcast. Host Jordan Bowman is joined by Brian Shirlaw and Chris Baxter of "That Thing You Like" to discuss Zack Snyder's controversial zombie opus, sleeves, and croquet mallets.