Casual, comedy with Steve and Eric. Long form conversations cover movies, sports, Chipotle, articles found on the internet, rap, and their personal journeys of keeping it real and feeding the streets. Damn son, where'd you find this? Our biggest influence comes from the Joe Rogan Experience, the Ten Minute Podcast, and Bill Burr's Monday Morning podcast.
Steve's Soups
What 4 soups are in Steve's fridge? Steve, Eric, Sorosky record on 7/28/21 and our audio these days is fixed and crispy Follow us Sorosky has been tweeting finally @an_podcast
7/29/2021 • 39 minutes, 54 seconds
Party in the USA
Sunday Solo Pop w Sorosky and Eric recorded 7/11
7/12/2021 • 49 minutes, 31 seconds
NBA Top Shot
Eric + Sorosky recorded 6/27/21 Tweet us @AN_Podcast
6/28/2021 • 53 minutes, 26 seconds
Amazon Prime Day
Steve, Eric, Sorosky Recorded 6/23/21 Twitter @AN_Podcast IG @Absolutelynothingpodcast
6/24/2021 • 44 minutes, 35 seconds
Whiskey Sours + Wide Feet
A quick solo pop with Eric and Sorosky. We're trying out a new way to record and hoping that the audio is improved moving forward. Tweet your questions or topics to Sorosky at @AN_Podcast or DM us on Instagram @absolutelynothingpodcast
6/14/2021 • 51 minutes, 22 seconds
Post-Corona Wrap Up
Steve, Sorosky, and Eric reflect on Covid and the pandemic year.
6/9/2021 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 25 seconds
Cruel Summer
Steve Eric and Sorosky - recorded 5/27/21.
5/28/2021 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 31 seconds
A Break from Steve
Sorosky + Eric solo pop recorded 5/17/21
5/18/2021 • 29 minutes, 19 seconds
Bad Friend
Sorosky reflects on being a bad friend and not showing up for Eric's birthday - recorded 5/12/21.
5/14/2021 • 38 minutes, 44 seconds
Steve Had a Kid
Steve talks about his experience not giving birth and how difficult it was.
5/14/2021 • 49 minutes, 26 seconds
Steve has Covid
Steve had Covid while we were together and didn't tell us. Follow us on Instagram @absolutelynothingpodcast
11/16/2020 • 58 minutes, 9 seconds
Better Call Sorosky
Recorded 10/30/2020
10/31/2020 • 1 hour, 23 seconds
Stonks and Smores
Episode Recorded 10/25
10/28/2020 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 22 seconds
Coffee and Covid
Episode recorded 10/25
10/27/2020 • 33 minutes, 52 seconds
Bitcoin is Back
Recorded 8/9/20 follow us on instagram @absolutelynothingpodcast
8/10/2020 • 1 hour, 13 minutes, 16 seconds
How to Fix America
10/10 ideas on how to solve America
6/1/2020 • 1 hour, 21 minutes, 30 seconds
Winners and Losers of Coronavirus
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4/13/2020 • 1 hour, 28 minutes, 17 seconds
A Real Life Murder
Despite being the only member of ANP to NOT win ANP Man of the Year, Sorosky has a real story about how he saw someone get shot (and die) a few weeks ago. IG @absolutelynothingpodcast
1/3/2020 • 57 minutes, 27 seconds
2019 ANP Man of the Year
4th annual ANPMOY ceremony and award IG @absolutelynothingpodcast Twitter @AN_Podcast
12/30/2019 • 58 minutes, 47 seconds
Sorosky Stuff (3/3)
Twiter @AN_Podcast IG @absolutelynothingpodcast
10/18/2019 • 56 minutes, 57 seconds
Eric Stuff (2/3)
Twitter @AN_Podcast IG @absolutelynothingpodcast
10/18/2019 • 54 minutes, 20 seconds
Steve Stuff (1/3)
Twitter @AN_podcast IG @absolutelynothingpodcast
10/18/2019 • 40 minutes, 12 seconds
It's Not Fall Yet with Matt Tagney
IG @absolutelynothingpodcast
8/5/2019 • 52 minutes, 1 second
Social Suicide
Sorosky and Eric discuss which is worse - suicide or social suicide?
6/16/2019 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 30 seconds
Sorosky and Eric Get Sushi
4/6/2019 • 58 minutes, 50 seconds
Waterparks
Sorosky and Eric have a solo pop 3/8/19
3/9/2019 • 53 minutes, 48 seconds
2018 Recap / ANP Man of the Year
Steve, Eric, and Sorosky recap the best of 2018 and give out ANP awards for Man of the Year and Most Improved.
12/27/2018 • 1 hour, 20 minutes, 14 seconds
Compromises
Recorded 9/23/18
9/25/2018 • 47 minutes, 13 seconds
How Much Money Bieber Makes Per Show
9/24/2018 • 40 minutes, 12 seconds
Camp Shootings
updated!
9/23/2018 • 49 minutes, 19 seconds
Backwards Polo
1st of 3 new eps
8/12/2018 • 50 minutes, 41 seconds
Recycling is Useless
Here's a full hour of straight heat on a solo pop from Steve and I. Before you listen to the episode, just know that I do love the troops. They're the best. Ok anyway, we are really getting better at figuring out how to get quality audio while recording remotely. Still please send over any feedback if it is hard to listen to on any device or streaming service. The best way to reach us is through Instagram (absolutelynothingpodcast). Steve signed us up for that one and he did a great job picking our name. He also signed us up for our gmail which is [email protected]. Yeah makes sense we don't get many emails because nobody has 19 minutes to type out our e-mail address. Literally cannot believe he put the "the" in there. Eric
5/10/2018 • 58 minutes, 29 seconds
Some Men Just Want To Watch the World Burn
ANP UPDATE: More episodes on the way - the streets will be scorching. As June will see the release of new Kanye and Drake, it will also see new ANP eps. We have figured out how to record remotely with Steve in Vegas and Eric in Chicago. Sorosky is Missouri (or somewhere that starts with an M?) living his best life. Snapchat - we've had so much fun with our ANP snapchat story (shotuout Emil) but Snapchat is just dead since the new format. We'll be more active on IG or as Sorosky calls it "the gram." DM us questions or topics that you want to hear about. IG : Absolutelynothingpodcast Spotify - We're on spotify.
5/4/2018 • 34 minutes, 7 seconds
Bhad Bhabie
Steve and Eric figure out how to record remotely and drop some new heat. IG : absolutelynothingpodcsast
4/14/2018 • 45 minutes, 28 seconds
Winter Olympics Review
Eric and Sorosky talk about a bunch of stuff including Sorosky's opinion of the Winter Olympics. Snapchat - add us to be added to the ANP story for updates eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 sorosky : msorosky Instagram absolutelynothingpodcsast Twitter @AN_Podcast absolutelynothingpodcast.com [email protected]
3/1/2018 • 40 minutes, 41 seconds
Conspiracy Theories Revisited
Nars joins us for a good discussion that ends with a ton of conspiracy talk. Snapchat - add us to be added to the ANP story for updates eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 sorosky : msorosky Instagram absolutelynothingpodcsast Twitter @AN_Podcast absolutelynothingpodcast.com [email protected]
2/22/2018 • 49 minutes, 16 seconds
Molly's Game
Snapchat - add us to be added to the ANP story for updates eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 sorosky : msorosky Instagram absolutelynothingpodcsast Twitter @AN_Podcast absolutelynothingpodcast.com [email protected]
2/15/2018 • 30 minutes, 58 seconds
ANP Writes a Movie
Steve, Eric, and Sorosky come up with the plot for a new movie. Snapchat - add us to be added to the ANP story for updates eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 sorosky : msorosky Instagram absolutelynothingpodcsast Twitter @AN_Podcast absolutelynothingpodcast.com [email protected]
2/8/2018 • 37 minutes, 41 seconds
Prom Stories
Snapchat - add us to be added to the ANP story for updates eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 sorosky : msorosky Instagram absolutelynothingpodcsast Twitter @AN_Podcast absolutelynothingpodcast.com [email protected]
2/1/2018 • 37 minutes, 33 seconds
Racial Profiling in a Zero Dollar Economy
Snapchat - add us to be added to the ANP story for updates eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 sorosky : msorosky Instagram absolutelynothingpodcsast Twitter @AN_Podcast absolutelynothingpodcast.com [email protected]
1/25/2018 • 35 minutes, 36 seconds
Lil Pump
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1/17/2018 • 43 minutes, 41 seconds
Voicemails
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1/11/2018 • 47 minutes, 41 seconds
Eric Topics
Part 3/3 - Eric's stuff. Snapchat - add us to be added to the ANP story for updates eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 sorosky : msorosky Instagram absolutelynothingpodcsast Twitter @AN_Podcast absolutelynothingpodcast.com [email protected]
1/4/2018 • 51 minutes, 48 seconds
New Year Update
Sorosky and Eric discuss plans for ANP in 2018 and play a game. Snapchat - add us to be added to the ANP story for updates eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 sorosky : msorosky Instagram absolutelynothingpodcsast Twitter @AN_Podcast absolutelynothingpodcast.com [email protected]
1/2/2018 • 28 minutes, 31 seconds
Steve Topics
Steve brings his own topics to the table. Eric Topics episode coming next week. Snapchat - add us to be added to the ANP story for updates eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 sorosky : msorosky Instagram absolutelynothingpodcsast Twitter @AN_Podcast absolutelynothingpodcast.com [email protected]
12/29/2017 • 45 minutes, 54 seconds
Simulation Theory
Steve, Eric, and Sorosky talk about the probability of simulation theory. Snapchat - add us to be added to the ANP story for updates eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 sorosky : msorosky Instagram absolutelynothingpodcsast Twitter @AN_Podcast absolutelynothingpodcast.com [email protected]
12/27/2017 • 35 minutes, 20 seconds
How to Invest in 2018
Eric and Jason talk about where they plan on investing their money in 2018 between marijuana cultivation companies like Growth Canopy and cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin.
12/22/2017 • 58 minutes, 2 seconds
Sorosky Topics
Week 1 - Sorosky Topics Week 2 - Steve Topics Week 3 - Eric Topics
12/22/2017 • 46 minutes, 34 seconds
ANP Shark Tank
Part 2 of Sorosky and Eric solo pop. ANP listeners get one month free at getbarkbox.com/anp Snapchat - add us to be added to the ANP story for updates eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 sorosky : msorosky Instagram absolutelynothingpodcsast Twitter @AN_Podcast absolutelynothingpodcast.com [email protected]
11/14/2017 • 51 minutes, 48 seconds
Sorosky or George Springer
Solo pop from Eric and Sorosky. ANP listeners get one month free at getbarkbox.com/anp Snapchat - add us to be added to the ANP story for updates eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 sorosky : msorosky Instagram absolutelynothingpodcsast Twitter @AN_Podcast absolutelynothingpodcast.com [email protected]
11/14/2017 • 58 minutes, 54 seconds
Sorosky or George Springer
Solo pop from Eric and Sorosky. ANP listeners get one month free at getbarkbox.com/anp Snapchat - add us to be added to the ANP story for updates eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 sorosky : msorosky Instagram absolutelynothingpodcsast Twitter @AN_Podcast absolutelynothingpodcast.com [email protected]
11/14/2017 • 0
Roast Master General
Another episode without the player on the team. No Eric on this one but Steve and Sorosky go for a solo pop straight from Las. BarkBox is a monthly surprise of dog toys, treats, and goodies! Subscribe to BarkBox for your pup - or give BarkBox as the perfect dog gift. Free shipping, cancel anytime. ANP listeners get one month free at getbarkbox.com/anp Snapchat - add us to be added to the ANP story for updates eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 sorosky : msorosky Instagram absolutelynothingpodcsast Twitter @AN_Podcast absolutelynothingpodcast.com [email protected]
10/18/2017 • 27 minutes, 27 seconds
Jackie Chan's Italian Bisto
Sorosky and Steve record an episode from Las Vegas. I have no clue where this title came from, it was their idea. BarkBox is a monthly surprise of dog toys, treats, and goodies! Subscribe to BarkBox for your pup - or give BarkBox as the perfect dog gift. Free shipping, cancel anytime. ANP listeners get one month free at getbarkbox.com/anp Snapchat - add us to be added to the ANP story for updates eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 sorosky : msorosky Instagram absolutelynothingpodcsast Twitter @AN_Podcast absolutelynothingpodcast.com [email protected]
10/16/2017 • 37 minutes, 34 seconds
Shooting in Vegas
Steve and Sorosky talk about the shooting in Las Vegas from Las Vegas. They told me there's some funny parts, especially at the end, so we'll see.
10/13/2017 • 32 minutes, 57 seconds
Montana
Steve and Eric have a late night quiet cast with a USA themed game.
9/27/2017 • 49 minutes, 16 seconds
Killing People
I didn't go to high school I bought one.
9/25/2017 • 38 minutes, 43 seconds
God and Aliens
Steve and Eric pop off. BarkBox is a monthly surprise of dog toys, treats, and goodies! Subscribe to BarkBox for your pup - or give BarkBox as the perfect dog gift. Free shipping, cancel anytime. ANP listeners get one month free at getbarkbox.com/anp Snapchat - add us to be added to the ANP story for updates eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 sorosky : msorosky Instagram absolutelynothingpodcsast Twitter @AN_Podcast absolutelynothingpodcast.com [email protected]
8/21/2017 • 51 minutes, 6 seconds
Travis Barker
2:36 Drive Thru Robbery 10:45 Meeting the Parents 21:02 Ozark / Naperthrill 22:50 Richard's Bar in Chicago 25:52 Twista rips blunts in the club 34:45 Travis Barker is overrated BarkBox is a monthly surprise of dog toys, treats, and goodies! Subscribe to BarkBox for your pup - or give BarkBox as the perfect dog gift. Free shipping, cancel anytime. ANP listeners get one month free at getbarkbox.com/anp Snapchat - add us to be added to the ANP story for updates eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 sorosky : msorosky Instagram absolutelynothingpodcsast Twitter @AN_Podcast absolutelynothingpodcast.com [email protected]
8/18/2017 • 46 minutes, 39 seconds
Hungover
Steve and Eric pop off from Bolingbrook. BarkBox is a monthly surprise of dog toys, treats, and goodies! Subscribe to BarkBox for your pup - or give BarkBox as the perfect dog gift. Free shipping, cancel anytime. ANP listeners get one month free at getbarkbox.com/anp Snapchat - add us to be added to the ANP story for updates eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 sorosky : msorosky Instagram absolutelynothingpodcsast Twitter @AN_Podcast absolutelynothingpodcast.com [email protected]
8/17/2017 • 39 minutes, 31 seconds
How do athletes not die all the time
"How do athletes not die all the time?" Steve and Eric check in from Chicago with a true solo pop. ANP listeners get one free month of BarkBox at getbarkbox.com/anp Instagram absolutelynothingpodcsast Twitter @AN_Podcast absolutelynothingpodcast.com [email protected]
8/16/2017 • 48 minutes, 41 seconds
Transgends
Eric and Steve solo pop from Chiraq. BarkBox is a monthly surprise of dog toys, treats, and goodies! Subscribe to BarkBox for your pup - or give BarkBox as the perfect dog gift. Free shipping, cancel anytime. ANP listeners get one month free at getbarkbox.com/anp Snapchat - add us to be added to the ANP story for updates eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 sorosky : msorosky Instagram absolutelynothingpodcsast Twitter @AN_Podcast absolutelynothingpodcast.com [email protected]
8/14/2017 • 37 minutes, 50 seconds
If you had to bang a guy...
Sorosky and Steve check in from Vegas. They talk about murder. BarkBox is a monthly surprise of dog toys, treats, and goodies! Subscribe to BarkBox for your pup - or give BarkBox as the perfect dog gift. Free shipping, cancel anytime. ANP listeners get one month free at getbarkbox.com/anp Snapchat - add us to be added to the ANP story for updates eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 sorosky : msorosky Instagram absolutelynothingpodcsast Twitter @AN_Podcast absolutelynothingpodcast.com [email protected]
8/11/2017 • 36 minutes, 41 seconds
Garbaj
Sorosky and Steve check in from Vegas. They talk about murder. BarkBox is a monthly surprise of dog toys, treats, and goodies! Subscribe to BarkBox for your pup - or give BarkBox as the perfect dog gift. Free shipping, cancel anytime. ANP listeners get one month free at getbarkbox.com/anp Snapchat - add us to be added to the ANP story for updates eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 sorosky : msorosky Instagram absolutelynothingpodcsast Twitter @AN_Podcast absolutelynothingpodcast.com [email protected]
8/9/2017 • 36 minutes, 31 seconds
Best of ANP - Greatest Hits
BarkBox is a monthly surprise of dog toys, treats, and goodies! Subscribe to BarkBox for your pup - or give BarkBox as the perfect dog gift. Free shipping, cancel anytime. ANP listeners get one month free at getbarkbox.com/anp Snapchat - add us to be added to the ANP story for updates eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 sorosky : msorosky Instagram absolutelynothingpodcsast Twitter @AN_Podcast absolutelynothingpodcast.com [email protected] Santi Clothing breathenowcreate.com
7/31/2017 • 52 minutes, 58 seconds
Update from Steve - Marijuana
Another solo update from Steve. Full eps coming soon.
7/22/2017 • 15 minutes, 34 seconds
Update from Steve
Quick update from Steve in Vegas. He probably wasn't supposed to announce our sponsorship with BarkBox but go to http://getbarkbox.com/anp to get one month for free. Also share this link with anyone that has a dog, thanks. Subscribe and leave a review it's lit
7/21/2017 • 16 minutes, 54 seconds
Simi
Simi and Eric record 7/12/17 from Logan Square. We talk about our time in the field doing door to door sales and then the 2nd half gets pretty real. Subscribe to support the show Add Simi on the gram simiod Shoulda Went Pro 2 Coming Soon Add Sorosky on the gram msorosky
7/13/2017 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 50 seconds
North Korea
add us on snapchat and join the anp story eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 sorosky : msorosky Also go follow sorosky on IG (msorosky) he literally has the least followers and likes that I've ever seen on a real person's account. Go like all of his pics
7/1/2017 • 18 minutes, 23 seconds
Gucci Mane
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6/23/2017 • 34 minutes, 14 seconds
Air BnB
Solo pop Eric and Steve. Steve tells a surprisingly true story about a recent Air BNB experience.
6/21/2017 • 51 minutes, 12 seconds
Michelle Carter Penn State
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6/20/2017 • 32 minutes, 38 seconds
Kevin Durant
quick solo pop w steve and eric. subscribe and leave a review to support the show
6/19/2017 • 37 minutes, 17 seconds
Trips are Overrated
quick solo pop steve + eric
6/16/2017 • 41 minutes, 19 seconds
Lasik
An actual episode with Eric and Steve. add us on snap and add to the anp story e: basedlegend s : sgrybas56
6/15/2017 • 37 minutes, 53 seconds
Mommy Dead and Dearest
idk Gryb's in Veg talking about some new HBO show
5/31/2017 • 9 minutes, 49 seconds
21 Savage
Add us on snap to contribute to the Absolutely Nothing snap story. eric - basedlegend steve - sgrybas56 sorosky - msorosky
5/27/2017 • 34 minutes, 26 seconds
United Airlines
Winner takes all debate about United Airlines and that time they dragged a person off the plane. And that time a scorpion fell out of an overhead bin. email us your questions at [email protected].
4/18/2017 • 24 minutes, 41 seconds
Yorktown Chapter I
New series from ANP
4/3/2017 • 15 minutes, 34 seconds
Steve's Thoughts
Honestly not that great of an episode. Definitely finish S Town before listening to this one.
4/2/2017 • 47 minutes, 13 seconds
Nightclubs
email us your questions or comments [email protected] more life more everything
3/22/2017 • 35 minutes, 27 seconds
Stormchasers
Thank you Ryan Fergus for joining us to talk about Lucky Boys Confusion and the upcoming album, Stormchasers. Also look out for George's mixtape dropping Summer 17. Stormchasers available everywhere April 14 Pre-order March 31 Follow updates on Twitter at @luckyboysmusic IG : LuckyBoysConfusion luckyboysconfusion.net Follow Ryan on Twitter @thefergusclan IG : @thefergusclan Find all of our episodes at : absolutelynothingpodcast.com [email protected]
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1/28/2017 • 27 minutes, 43 seconds
Trump's Inauguration
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1/25/2017 • 46 minutes, 48 seconds
Cancun, Mexico
Migos - What the Price absolutelynothingpodcast.com snapchat steve - sgrybas56 eric - basedlegend
1/24/2017 • 45 minutes, 2 seconds
Blank Check
absolutelynothingpodcast.com Click through our button that says "Amazon Portal" to shop on Amazon and support the show. IG : absolutelynothingpodcast
12/24/2016 • 51 minutes, 30 seconds
McDonald's
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12/23/2016 • 45 minutes, 30 seconds
Kanye West Revisited
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11/28/2016 • 39 minutes
Sandwiches & Cereal
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11/26/2016 • 38 minutes, 15 seconds
Flo from Progressive
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11/26/2016 • 50 minutes, 59 seconds
Westworld
Add Eric on Venmo - @eric-dumlao Add us on snapchat eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 sorosky : msorosky Add us on Instagram eric : eric.dumlao steve : stevengrybas sorosky : msorosky absolutelynothingpodcast.com
10/26/2016 • 40 minutes, 12 seconds
Halloween Costumes
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10/26/2016 • 56 minutes, 4 seconds
Chance the Rapper
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10/1/2016 • 43 minutes, 35 seconds
Airplanes vs Helicopters
9/27/2016 • 40 minutes, 21 seconds
Emojis of Summer 16
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9/5/2016 • 57 minutes, 19 seconds
Lance Armstrong
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8/22/2016 • 38 minutes, 37 seconds
Olympics in Rio
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8/21/2016 • 38 minutes, 48 seconds
Solo Pop
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8/17/2016 • 35 minutes, 9 seconds
Judgement
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8/15/2016 • 45 minutes, 41 seconds
Snapchat Etiquette
Age and Jamie join for a special ep of ANP. Add us on snapchat eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56
8/13/2016 • 1 hour, 3 minutes, 53 seconds
Steve Stuff Pt. 2
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7/28/2016 • 50 minutes, 46 seconds
Eric Stuff
Add us on snapchat eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 Song is 21 Savage - No Advance (Prod. Metro Boomin)
7/25/2016 • 38 minutes, 49 seconds
Steve Stuff
Steve brings some topics to the table. Add us on snapchat eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56
7/23/2016 • 38 minutes, 15 seconds
Alternate Universe
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7/10/2016 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 49 seconds
Pokemon Go
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7/9/2016 • 45 minutes, 39 seconds
Cookies
Steve, Eric, Sorosky talk about the top tiers of cookies. Add us on snapchat eric : basedlegend steve : sgrybas56 absolutelynothingpodcast.com
6/16/2016 • 50 minutes, 14 seconds
Gorillas and Kids
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6/2/2016 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 32 seconds
House of Cards Kinda
Sorosky jumps back in top five top five top five
5/28/2016 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 56 seconds
Talking MAD Dicks
Sorosky joins Eric and Steve straight outta law school.
5/28/2016 • 58 minutes, 10 seconds
Kids These Days
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5/19/2016 • 48 minutes, 48 seconds
Oculus Rift
Here's the virtual reality technology that we are talking about
:
https://www.oculus.com/en-us/
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Free Gucci
5/4/2016 • 41 minutes
Harriet Tubman
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5/4/2016 • 50 minutes, 46 seconds
Catfish
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4/19/2016 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 46 seconds
Swallowing Swords
4/19/2016 • 35 minutes, 2 seconds
Lucky Boys Confusion
Thank you Stuhby, Adam, and Jason.
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4/9/2016 • 32 minutes, 32 seconds
Jamaican Millionaire
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Big Sean - I'm Gonna Be
4/2/2016 • 43 minutes, 12 seconds
Celebrities
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4/1/2016 • 48 minutes, 27 seconds
Batman vs Superman
Thank you Vanessa Kazakoff for the questions. Thank you Gia for the jokes!
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4/1/2016 • 39 minutes, 52 seconds
Scandals
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3/23/2016 • 44 minutes, 43 seconds
Politics
Steve, Eric, and Jim decide who ANP would vote for in the 2016 Presidential Election. Find out who you would vote for at isidewith.com
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3/22/2016 • 33 minutes, 46 seconds
iPhone Game Top Scores
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Will Leo finally get his award? If you could win any award, what would it be?
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2/17/2016 • 41 minutes, 45 seconds
Awesome & Toothsome
Steve and Eric come up with work appropriate adjectives for the word "awesome"
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2/17/2016 • 47 minutes, 4 seconds
X Games
Special Thanks to Anna and Brian for joining us on #64. We play the zoology game and have a quick quiz on animal names. We also talk about how Halo is now in the X-games.
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2/4/2016 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 21 seconds
Kanye West
Happy Yeezy Season
Steve, Eric, and Jim talk about Kanye West, crazy bones, and PB+J's.
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2/3/2016 • 48 minutes, 30 seconds
The Don II
What's the best part of Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
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1/20/2016 • 1 hour, 27 minutes, 4 seconds
The Don
Special Edition of ANP : thanks to Steve's dad the Don, Taylor, and Lauren for the guest appearances.
Email us your questions at [email protected]
1/16/2016 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 52 seconds
Lottery Winners
Steve and Eric discuss what they would do if they won the Powerball.
1/9/2016 • 50 minutes, 41 seconds
Pot Brownies
1/9/2016 • 43 minutes, 54 seconds
Steve Almost Got Murdered, Literally
Steve tells the story about how a clown may have literally tried to murder him.
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12/30/2015 • 55 minutes, 32 seconds
We're sorry
Steve and Eric go for a solid solo pop and talk about what happened in #56 - Why we took it down, why we might put it back up, etc.
12/29/2015 • 46 minutes, 8 seconds
Adult Industry Standards Pt. 2 (+bonus stretching)
Steve, Eric, and Jim finish off #55. We had to split it into 2 but it's really just one. You get it.
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12/24/2015 • 58 minutes, 32 seconds
Adult Industry Standards Pt. 1
Steve, Eric, and Jim talk about Aziz Ansari, Anna Kendrick, how much money pornstars make, stories about strippers, some more Girl Talk, cheating on people, deal breakers, giving the best gifts for men vs women, and probably some Chipotle too.
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12/23/2015 • 1 hour, 8 minutes, 21 seconds
Apple
Steve doesn't know the difference between Apple and Google so we just pretty much try to figure that out for a while.
Shoutout TC and Johnny Ive
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12/23/2015 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 6 seconds
GIRL TALK PT 2
•Leggings that females wear as pants
•Camel Toes
•The Kardashians (or Kendall and Kylie Jenner)
•Eyebrows
•Cleanses, Juicing, Dieting, Squats, Stairmasters
•Females that wear make up at the gym
•Contouring
•Complicated Starbucks order.
•Squads and Squad Goals (Taylor Swift)
•Forcing our heads down during oral sex
•Instagram Filters
•Dating, Ghosting, Stage 5 clingers
•Texting
•Do guys really care about sex on the first date
•Crying
•Manicures, do men even give a shit?
•Cougars and Sugar Daddies
•Spray Tans/Tanning
•Social media creeping
•Dumb girls vs Smart girls
•How long should we wait to sleep with a guy to be respected?
•Hair (long vs short)
•Anal
•What's so great about strip clubs?
•Do men watch the Victoria Secret Fashion Show?
•ALSO, do guys read buzzfeed articles? Or take the online quizzes
•Definition of a basic bitch from the male POV
•Do you care if chicks like sports?
•Running, Walking, Dancing, Wiping out in heels, would you be willing to wear stilettos for a day?
•Designer handbags that cost more than my education
•What do men do to prepare for a first date
•Tapas (it's a girl thing)
•Screenshots and Group texts (We know chicks do it, and we are certain men do it) could you imagine if people were notified....
•Sexual harassment in the work place or in general
•Wtf is marriage material, explain this to us.
•"Gag" is not a thing, please don't make it a thing, But we do say annoying ass shit like, "I can't even", "I would die", "totes", "oh my god..", also add the word "like" before these words. We do apologize for sounding annoying but it's a bad habit some of us have yet to break.
12/16/2015 • 41 minutes, 31 seconds
Mission Impossible
Steve and Eric talk about grandmas, Johnny Dangerously, how Rotten Tomatoes and IMDB come up with their ratings, how Mission Impossible should be Mission Improbable, air marshals, real life secret agents, real life villains, Samuel L Jackson, Mcdonald's orders, being smart with money, hacks for mongolian BBQ and stir fry, sword tricks, and Hibachi.
12/15/2015 • 53 minutes, 36 seconds
GIRL TALK PT 1
Girl Talk Part 1
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12/13/2015 • 44 minutes, 1 second
School Shootings
Steve and Eric talk about going to the movies by yourself, school shootings, and people who are always late.
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Steve and Eric talk about being a hawk vs being a shark, worst torture chambers, and why there are so many mattress stores in the country.
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12/5/2015 • 51 minutes, 15 seconds
Eric Gets Raided
Steve and Eric talk about the time Eric got his college apartment raided by the ATF, and some other stuff idk
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11/25/2015 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 1 second
Who wants to be a millionaire?
Steve and Eric talk about men's locker rooms, going to the gym without headphones, growing up and just not caring about anything, and Steve Plays "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" because the legend Hurrishane sent in a game.
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11/25/2015 • 46 minutes, 15 seconds
New Happy Birthday Song
Steve and Eric go for a Friday night solo pop and talk about how brutal the happy birthday song is, Cyber Monday, why texting gloves actually work, people who hate the holidays, people who say cha cha cha during the happy birthday song, dogs at Thanksgiving dinners, Dreamcatcher the movie, It Follows.
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11/21/2015 • 48 minutes, 33 seconds
Compound Reaganing
Steve and Eric solo pop to teach you how to get your life together with a Reagan and maybe even a compound Reagan.
11/17/2015 • 1 hour, 22 minutes, 49 seconds
The Knocker
Steve and Eric go on another solo pop to talk about The Knocker and Religion.
11/17/2015 • 1 hour, 7 minutes, 32 seconds
Starbucks
Steve and Eric go for a 3peat of solo pops - talking about Big Jim's best quotes such as "I'm not a pronouncer", the new fighting app Rumblr, Tinder, the new Starbucks cup, how Starbucks hates Christmas Christmas aka is just really good at business, Silicon Valley, the basketball game knockout, Uber, self driving cars, how to keep your electronics game strong while traveling, nuts as a solid form of tein, top 3 frozen pizzas of all time, darts back in the day, darts on airplanes, best accent to have if you could choose one, Fresh Prince of Bel Air, attractive and unattractive names, the Police, and Tatyana Ali.
11/12/2015 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 9 seconds
Top 3 Movies All Time
Steve and Eric talk about their top 3 movies all time, Vine, Jimmy's upcoming taste test, and the Chase commercial with the Rockettes that makes absolutely no sense at all. Social Network, Royal Tenenbaums, Gangs of New York, Good Will Hunting, Caddyshack
11/12/2015 • 44 minutes, 49 seconds
Drinking 40's
Steve and Eric drink 40's for episode 40.
11/11/2015 • 48 minutes, 36 seconds
Nobody uses cursive
Steve and Eric talk about how strong their typing/texting games are (Sorosky's record on 10fastfingers.com is 124 words). They also talk about learning cursive and other things that are useless, cramming for exams, lightning bugs, Mighty Ducks, and the movie Chiraq from Spike Lee. Jimmy also decides to show up halfway through and tell use more tales of road rage.
11/8/2015 • 42 minutes, 34 seconds
Friendship Breaker
Steve and Eric talk about Fiverr, Bungee Jumping, skydiving, ALS Ice Bucket Challenge, and the police.
11/7/2015 • 48 minutes, 50 seconds
Rearview Shakedown
Steve, Eric, Jim, and Nick talk about hashtags, SNRS, Jimmy's Road Rage, Steph Curry, Jim's ridiculous subwoofers, the NBA, Woo Woo, and blind taste testing water, Donald Sterling, the Anonymous hackers, the KKK, Ashley Madison, and being a losing professional athlete.
11/4/2015 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 43 seconds
JOHN CENA
Steve, Eric, Jim, and Nick talk about John Cena, pizza, Ebaum's World, nicknames, road rage, and using hashtags. #SNRS #TYBG
11/3/2015 • 41 minutes, 33 seconds
April Fools Pranks Pt 2
Steve, Jim, Eric, Gal, and Danza talk about Benihana, free climbing, sleeping on the side of a cliff, Snipe hunting, dying on a roller coaster, going to the Cubs game, Miguel, athletes who smoke weed, getting ejected from ISU baseball games, that time Danza got stomped out like an immigrant, when we found out Santa wasn't real, stockings, best halloween costumes, the worst thing Gal ever did to Eric, doing lean, hiding from the cops at high school parties, drunk driving, the middle finger emoji, and being gang affiliated.
10/24/2015 • 1 hour, 10 minutes, 49 seconds
April Fools Pranks (Part 1)
This is part 1 of 2 for #35.
Steve, Eric, Jim, Gal, and Danza talk about dorms, April Fools day, pranks, Rookie of the Year, Joe Pesci, Home Alone, South Park, fake reviews, and Ginger.
10/24/2015 • 29 minutes, 56 seconds
Abbreves
Steve, Eric, Jim, Gal, and Danzamakeherdance talk about where abbreviations came from, scary movies, pitching a no hitter while on LSD, True Detective, Steroids in baseball, and taking LSD.
10/24/2015 • 1 hour, 1 minute, 47 seconds
Who's the greatest Pt 2
Steve, Eric, and Jim don't use real names on the podcast and play Who the Goat Part 2.
10/20/2015 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 38 seconds
Best TV Shows Ever 2
Steve, Jim, and Eric talk about the best TV shows ever.
10/20/2015 • 46 minutes, 33 seconds
Who's the greatest?
Steve and Eric do #31 after #29 and #30 in the same night. Talk about Chicken Parm, Angry Balls, fast food drive thru's, casino restaurants, our game called Who Da Goat?, longest snake in the world, tallest man alive, longest distance swam underwater in one breath, GTA V, best sporting event to go to, new athletes vs old athletes, and Michael Jordan, paranormal activity, and ghosts.
10/15/2015 • 1 hour, 17 minutes, 28 seconds
Mayor Coming to the House
Steve and Eric talk about Drake, Future, Scholarships, What a Time to Be Alive, getting presents, plagiarism, going to the movies, buying candy at the movies, eating dinner at the movies, dessert game still being strong, Jim Gaffigan, Easy Bake Oven, and Creepy Crawlers.
10/15/2015 • 48 minutes, 47 seconds
Mario Kart Guru
Steve and Eric talk about Mario Kart, N64, getting haircuts, and the benefits of smoking weed.
10/14/2015 • 48 minutes, 1 second
Best Superpowers to have / Superheroes to be
Steve, Jim, and Eric talk about McDonald's breakfast all day, how crazy commercials are, best superheroes, Winter and Summer Olympics, Snowball fighting, Tug of War, and Hayden Panettiere.
10/10/2015 • 1 hour, 5 minutes, 3 seconds
Commercials
Steve, Jim, and Eric talk about how crazy commercials are, first world problems, Shawn White, snowboarding.
10/10/2015 • 49 minutes, 15 seconds
A Stinky Surprise
Probably the best story told on ANP
10/7/2015 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 19 seconds
Steve Lost His Car Keys
Steve and Eric talk about his lost car keys, being wrongly arrested, fantasy football, Fan Duel, Draft Kings, ESPN, and Rom Coms like Serendipity, and finding wallets.
10/6/2015 • 43 minutes, 45 seconds
Dessert Game Strong
Steve and Eric talk about the best desserts, pumpkins, PSL, mixing Sprite with other drinks, the best pro athlete to be, golfing, Robbie Gould, being an NFL kicker. I'm pretty sure we forget what we are talking about multiple times, it's bad.
10/2/2015 • 1 hour, 19 minutes, 10 seconds
Drake
Steve and Eric talk about Tim Burton movies - Batman, Big Fish, and more, 22 Jump Street, Men in Black, trying out stand up comedy, the Oregon shooting, the girl who texted her boyfriend to kill himself, pleading insanity, Wikipedia, and the power of Drake #6god. Huge shout out for Nerd Girls Podcast on the Tim Burton topic.
10/2/2015 • 1 hour, 16 minutes, 6 seconds
Snapchat
Steve and Eric talk about Chipotle, the Dollar tree, crazy street names, people on the internet, Facebook, extinct species, taking pictures, and Snapchat.
10/2/2015 • 46 minutes, 18 seconds
Outer Space and Alexander the Great
Steve and Eric talk about space, black holes, Facebook, trolls, religion, confirmation bias, ghosts, light speed, how big the galaxy is, bigfoot, humans, Alexander the Great, and kids who fight, What a Time to Be Alive by Drake and Future, and Good AM by Mac Miller.
9/25/2015 • 38 minutes, 17 seconds
Fake ID's and AIM
Steve and Eric talk about AOL, AIM, dial up internet, Blockbuster, VHS tapes, queso dip, Hooters, Squatching, dogs, the ocean, Banana boating, and fake ID's.
9/25/2015 • 39 minutes, 49 seconds
Unfortunate Events with Animals
Eric, Steve, and Jim talk about unfortunate events that they have witnessed with animals throughout their life. It's the worst.
We also talk about Jimmy Fallon, SNL, Jay Leno, dumb criminals, golfing, custom shoes, and cartoons.
9/15/2015 • 1 hour, 11 minutes, 34 seconds
Nike Air Mags
Steve, Eric, and Big Jim (of Big Jim shoes) talk about Nike Air Mags, Rain Forest Cafe, Dreams, Nightmares, the movie Tusk, Kevin Smith, and crazy dreams.
9/15/2015 • 1 hour, 21 seconds
Our 3 Dream Guests for the Podcast
Steve and Eric talk about their 3 dream guests for the podcast (dead, alive, or super dead). They also all Sorosoky for an update on starting law school. We also talk about prime numbers not being very prime. Steve tells a story about being in dangerous Chiraq.
9/10/2015 • 55 minutes, 1 second
Halloween and Reaganing
Steve and Eric talk about Rookie of the Year (the movie), fast food, Space Jam, the best holidays, Halloween. Sorosky also calls in and gives a special edition of our intro.
9/10/2015 • 47 minutes, 10 seconds
Free Chipotle for Life
Steve, Sorosky, and Eric talk about getting free Chipotle for life, best pop / soda of all time, buying food for other people, fast food ordering, how long it takes to get to Mars, Pluto, water fountains of Hawiian punch, Celebrity Jeopardy, and Scrubs.
9/3/2015 • 45 minutes, 54 seconds
Who has the most Twitter Followers?
Steve, Eric, and Sorosky talk about failed businesses, who has the most Twitter followers between Jim Carrey, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian, reading in school, Dewey Decimal system, more pet peeves, who's the GOAT for talk show hosts.
9/1/2015 • 48 minutes, 35 seconds
Hindsight is 20/20
Steve, Eric, and Sorosky talk about the Great Chicago Fire and how it started, history, pet peeves, driving, Blackjack ettiquete, "Hindsight is 20/20", Singapore, and studying microbes in college.
8/31/2015 • 40 minutes, 29 seconds
Chaos Theory and Kanye
Steve, Sorosky, and Eric talk about how crazy dreams are, Chaos theory, the butterfly effect, Inception, Eminem, Kanye West
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8/28/2015 • 1 hour, 37 minutes, 30 seconds
Nickelodeon and Top 5 Actors
Steve, Sorosky, and Eric rank the top 5 actors and actresses of all time, Nickelodeon, and Deal or no Deal.
8/28/2015 • 51 minutes, 54 seconds
Bigfoot
Steve, Sorosky, and Eric talk about comedy movies, horror movies, bigfoot, the Loch Ness monster, exploring the ocean, Big Jim, Big Jim shoes, and Avril Lavigne.
8/25/2015 • 38 minutes, 18 seconds
Best TV Show of All Time
Steve, Sorosky, and Eric talk about the use of "That's What She Said" , Twitter, iphone games, cartoons, and shout out the legendary Hurrishane with Hurricane music
8/25/2015 • 38 minutes, 8 seconds
Star Wars
Steve, Eric, and Sorosky talk about Sorosky's comp night at Dirty Dancing the Musical, JJ Abes poppin on the new Star Wars, Au Chevel, and roller coasters.
8/20/2015 • 42 minutes, 43 seconds
Jared Fogle
Steve, Eric, and Sorosky talk about Jared Fogle and living in Las Vegas as a full time poker player.
8/20/2015 • 48 minutes, 48 seconds
Gameshows and Professional Poker
Steve and Eric feed the streets back to back and talk about how everyone's a winner now, sleeping 4-5 hours per night, playing poker professionally, the TV show Friends, Maury, Jerry Springer, game shows.
8/15/2015 • 1 hour, 24 minutes, 7 seconds
Vegas
Steve and Eric talk about Steve's recent trip to Las Vegas, peeling Limes, and Drake vs Meek Mill, winning the lottery, life before cell phones, drones, and Google's new project Ara.
8/15/2015 • 25 minutes, 4 seconds
Top 3 Cereals of All Time
Steve, Eric, Jimmy, and Sorosky keep it real and feed the streets while talking about crazy foods, making pizza, iPhone screens, and who has the most common name.
8/6/2015 • 30 minutes, 9 seconds
DJ Khaled
Steve, Eric, Jimmy, and Sorosky join for a rare based podcast
episode and they talk about pizza toppings, sandwich toppings,
buying tickets, who has been shot the most ever, hunting, the best
places to get shot, and puppies.
8/6/2015 • 45 minutes, 57 seconds
Harry Potter isn't a Hero
Sorosky, Eric, and Steve talk about Bill Cosby, Periscope, and why Harry Potter isn't really a hero.
8/1/2015 • 54 minutes, 6 seconds
Horror Movies
Sorosky joins Steve and Eric for the 2nd episode of the Absolutely Nothing Podcast and they talk about horror movies, Scream, Netflix, and Jurrasic World.
8/1/2015 • 32 minutes, 48 seconds
I Got the Sauce
Steve and Eric finish off the first rare based podcast talking about "I Got the Sauce", pasta, American Horror Story, movies, and Will Ferrel.
7/29/2015 • 1 hour, 14 minutes, 59 seconds
First Ever ANP
We literally didn't know what to do when we first recorded this. I'm pretty sure Steve didn't know what a podcast was. If this is your first time listening, you can start with any episode. You don't need to start with this first episode. It's like any season of True Detecive and less like Game of Thrones, make sense? We actually prefer that you listen to a recent one because we have learned a few things since this awkward first ep. But if you want to start here and see our progression, we won't be mad either. Thanks for listening and make sure to connect!
Steve and Eric on the first episode ever talk about Chipotle, Eddie and Jobo, best fruit, Rotten Tomatoes, and the White Sox.
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